SEAF Edition>Previous>>577333320>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed]Aug 11 Castellan's Creed Warbond Deep Dive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWSTUq5yPQ [Embed]Aug 12 Devoid of Liberty patch notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71Vjo [Embed]Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
To anyone having trouble with big niggas with a club: Airburst Rocket Launcher oneshots them, up to 15 at a time with a single rocket. Sometimes they live, but it's because you didn't aim it properly.
I WANT TO VOIDIVE NOWOPEN THE FUCKING PLANET
>>577367905I won't be tricked into trying the suicide and squad wipe launcher again
>>577367990just shoot them from beyond 20m
>>577367990>you actually need a really high IQ to use the ABRL I wish this was just a meme, but the more I learn about other people experiences, the more it seems true.
>>577366651>https://files.catbox.moe/znmbdk.mp4war... war never changes>>577366651destroying the helmet in a picosecond with the laser cannon and OHK their small retarded head with the bolt pistol is some cathartic kino shit to be honest
>>577368126meant for>>577366997as well
SEAF got armor patterns before we did.
>>577367837Why does Robutt have a giant fucking cameltoe?
>wretches spawn and attack me from every direction faster than i can kill them and move too quickly to run away fromliterally wtf am i supposed to do in this scenario (don't say bring a guard dog)
>>577368285easier modification to put a fleshlight in there and fuck her like a little sex toy she is
>>577368285First time on the internet?https://files.catbox.moe/j8n54y.jpg
>>577368379Ip grabber, DO NOT CLICK
SEAF ARE ON THEIR WAY HELLDIVER. HANG IN THERE.>yfw
>SEAF with MG and EAT>helldivers can't carry both????
>>577368340have you tried not solofagging and sticking with your teammates??its a coop game where you work together to watch each other's back???hello????>>577368379link is 404 nigga
>3 DSS and one Eagle iconWhat did they mean by this?
>>577368340
>>577368452>he actually clicked itlol
>>577368439It's always been the SEAF's war. You're just the publicity stunt.
>>577368421>mfw
>>577368421"CATCH NIGGA"
>>577368379
>>577368421
>>577368421good, that means I can just rundive to the objective now while SEAF grab attention of enemies and die
>>577368340Shoot em
>>577368452>>577368576lol ip grabbing victimsprepare to get your routers raped
>>577368452>relying on your teammates in a game with public matchmaking>in a game where your teammates are as likely to get routed and/or fuck off in every direction as they are to stay togetherYou don't play the game.
>>577368761>queueing with randomsyou don't play the game either
>>577368761I do play but in lobbies here and I actually trust other fellow /hdg/gers to watch my back.Your estrogen injections making you too shy and feminine, forcing you to play with randoms.Just host a lobby and see for yourself.
Sorry anons... i cannot unsee it
>>577368537>100s of SEAF die left n right>4 frat boys with infinite space guns show up>they spend 11 minutes doing arrow puzzles and picking up shiny rocks>leave
>>577368859Perfect. >>577368945They're the same height, same pose, same walk, same overhead swing, just like dragonroaches are the same size and movements as the dragons.
>>577368945I have it worse, I am forever brainrotted even wile playing helldivers 2 now...
>>577369079NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577368945I wonder how mammoth cheese would taste like
>>577369052>AH hired skyrim goonmodders to implement new enemies
>>577368340spin around in a circle while firing a cremator
>>577368340why would you not bring guard dog?what other backpack is as good as guard dog on new squids?
>>577369079
>>577369260C4
>>577368945Imagine playing this slop game so much that you actually remember anything from it.
>>577368887I don't want to play in a lobby with you gay rapists no matter how good you are. You'd take the piss out of me and make homosexual remarks the moment I opened my mouth.This is basically one step below digital prostitution.
>>577369459Nobody opens xher mouth in hdg lobbies.The communications literally happens via telepathyI'm not kidding
>>577369459>You'd take the piss out of me and make homosexual remarks the moment I opened my mouth.Why are you even on 4chan if you just described every second post on this website and it apparently triggers you so much your world falls apart?
>>577369459>>577369616this unironically.the gameplay is entirely different compared to pubs when you function in an environment that mimics a high-trust society.
>>577368421>They drop right onto a pyramid I was about to blast away with my purifierIm sorry friends, you're on your own for this one
>>577369758>6 pyramids hunched up in a tiny spot>throw gas orbital>SEAF drops nearby>runs towards the pyramids>die>I get raped as a TRAITORlovely.
>>577368421wow I'm about to get 0 req for this mission again
Will the DSS Friendly Fire Eagle Rape be over by the time I come back from work in 5 hours?
>>577368340Find SEAF troops to deal with themThey're not just for hugging
>>577369646Because I stop being an anon the moment I enter a lobby.
>>577367783it's funny how eagle-1 is represented as that cute girl, but we all know she is a bald sassy black woman like the rest of the super destroyer's crew.
>>577370138Why do you love niggers so much?
>>577369990literally nobody cares lil bro, you are just being paranoid.we have unironic actual trannies joining lobbies and even they don't care when we make transphobic jokes.
Reminder that Bulletstorm stocks are to the moon this patch. People are snatching these things up faster than I can call them them, bless those retarded bell smashers.
did I join a level 10 mission or a modded lobby?I joined a lobby and it was just me and the host, and as soon as I joined the extraction was already there, and I got around 10000xpand my max difficulty is only 5
is speedrunning the new meta now?every game people just do main objective and then evac without clearing encampments/doing side stuff
>>577370446no, tourists are just dogshit at the game
>>577370446I noticed this happens on new squids a lot, I think pubbies just find the game too hard and want to extract ASAP.But they will never lower the difficulty.
>>577369938TK Storm ends in just under 8 hours, so no.
wholesomeredditchungusdivers where we at?
So how many children to make a Crusher? My guess is 10-20.
>Gunslinger >Supply Pack>Bolt PistolNngh, I'm cumming!
>>577370762how do you deal with 6 gorillion necromorphs?
>>577370835>3 stratagems>primary and support weapon>teammates>seafTake your pick.
>>577370762just use the autocannon bro
>>577370835Exosuit
>>577369447Nobody cares about Morrowtroon unc
BFAxisters.....what is going on??????
>still no warbond/enemy statsdataminers are WORTHLESS
>>577371265LtBuzzLightBeer has datamined stats in his video but I am not giving you the link.Most notable thing is the hotshot having 0 drag.
70 CRUSHERSBACKTO BACKTOBACKTOBACKTO HELLANDBACK
Did they buff the spawn rates of all enemies? I see a lot more bots than I used to in D10.
>>577371489well I know mindless masses now also contain 10000000000000 watchers
>>577370991Autocannon is for fags.
>>577371403lmao get crushed nerd
>>577371403https://youtu.be/B_HSa1dEL9s
>>577370202Why are you only a racist online but not in real life
>>577371563Uh, then it's possible they are messing with spawn rates across all factions, or maybe some swede code that isn't working well. I swear even a few days before the update there were more patrols around, and after the update I see even more enemies around the map that makes it feel like a battlefield. This regardless of staying in team or solo.
>>577370419Your max difficulty is just what you can personally pick for missions. Everyone's gotten dragged into D9/D10 by a higher level host at some point while new.
>Railgun Crusher helmet>BOOOONG>Staggers and opens a big window for me to shoot its head for another shotKino enemy
>>577369447Giants having overturned slam attacks that oneshotted you at any hp range was a meme even if you didn't play the game, zoomer-chan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjI7ay1tNpU
>>577372224I like how when they bonk people then have that deep sick laugh.
we kill illuminates todaysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241964253343/
How to win back players: give everyone a free warbond. Not everyone poopsocks this game, and they go "I got the one thing I wanted, now I can play using it and get more warbonds".
>>5773677963/4.
now that the dust has settled what do we think of the update and the warbond for me the new squids kinda suck they don't really fill a new roll/niche they really don't need to be a new sub faction the warbond is A tier on bots C tier on bugs only being carried by the melta gun/mine
Vote Snatchers are more "mindless masses" than the actual Mindless Masses subfaction are.
>>577372872Mindless Masses are the new Appropriators
>>577372872999 vicious scythehand motherfuckers are more threatening than 999 slow shambling zombies, who knew?
>>577372947play on D4 so watchers can not spawn.your welcum.
>>577373014Well, that, but also the lack of other Illuminate forces really sells the "bioweapon run amok" angle.
>>577371403>
>>577373112aura
>>577373112Would it be enough?
>>577372642>free warbondThere are super credit laying around the map Just play the game, my guy
>>577373449they will regenerate HP while you wait inbetween salvos lol
>>577373592The SC drops and earn rate are extremely inconsistent and varied to an almost comical degree so it's not even like that works.Try harder next time, Swede.
forgive me for not being level 300 hdg, im working to fix the problem
Alright anons with Support Weapon Reload speed armor trait, help me out. Will the reload speed be sped up if1) I have reload speed armor and I teamreload someone with my backpack2) I have reload speed armor and I teamreload someone from their backpackThanks in advance
>never had a problem with Eagle Storm whenever I'm on the bot front>got TKed by it at least 4 times in one squid mission todayAll right, I guess I get it now. Bots always fight you at a distance, so as long as you take care of Berserkers and Brawlers you're golden.
>>577373921At least Rocket Pods have this "funny" interaction where they target the "largest" nearby enemy. So if you throw it on, say, hunter near you it'll home in on you instead. I'd figure Voteless work similarly where they count as smaller than Helldiver. If AH recycled Rocket Pod targeting for Eagle Storm, I'd imagine it locks on to Helldivers if there's smaller enemies near a diver during the Eagle Storm. I wouldnt know since I only play bots, but this'd explain why it seems to TK so much more on bug/squid front
>>577373921>Last time we had Eagle Storm in bot front, all that thing was doing was killing our squad in open areas without enemies.
>>5773724083/4
>>577373921Eagle strafe in a city is the worst
>>577371403>>577373112ABRL solos
My destroyer is still on Cyberstan
>>577373853nobody knows
>>577372408crashed :(
I want to play with /hdg/
>>577374779You look like a dalit, so you can't join our lobbies.
Has the void biome been leaked yet?
>>577374779>xbox>pretty good at the game>account is too doxable I shan't tempt fate
>>577374606It should be trivial to test though (if you have the armor). I assume we have at least one guy curious enough to see how it works. Or do I have to check reddit to confirm?
>>577370202why do you ignore reality?
I mog Crushers with my little hammer of justice. Get bonkers baby niggas.
>>577373853The real question is: how will it affect animation cancellation for RR, WASP, Spear
>>577375391Every part of the reload is sped up 30% regardless of what stage.
>wretches immune to Halt's stun roundsthat's gotta be a bug....right?
>>577375527HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS NIGGA REALLY BELIVES AH MAKES BALANCED ENEMIES AROUND THE PLAYER EXPERIENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>577375489Just a smaller reset window then?
>>577374930do you keep your full street address and your social security number on your xbox account bio?
>another illuminate subfaction with half their roster missing>cultists will be the same
Can't go back to the non True Grit reload speed. This shit makes every strat weapon feel so much better.
>>577375527Some anon last thread said arc stuns just dont work on these guys
>tried railgun against bucketheads>it's mid as fuck
>5 deaths last game>every single one of them to eagle storm>2 of which happen when there was a single voteless within 10m of meHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT IT'S SO FUNNNY SUPER EARTH SO SILLY AND DUMB HAHAHHAHA THE SAME ONE JOKE AGAIN HAHAHA
>>577375878You're supposed to pop their helmet off and then shoot their exposed head with your primary. Very good in team scenarios where you can crack helmets while a friend handles the heads.
>>577375712Best case scenario, we get an elite/mini boss enemy in the void
>>577375870it works on the crushers which is incredibly confusing
>>577375951Which is why it's mid as fuck, tardy.Why would I want to do that, when there are ways to kill multiple bucket heads with a single shot?
>tried run against bucketheads>it's awesome as fuck
one-two with true grit might be my new favorite for squids, turns out a faster firing liberator with half a grenade pistol is actually pretty good when its not being raped by shit ergo
>shoot off pyramid head's arm off with RR>it starts panicking and thrashing in pain
See you guys in a year for the next squid update featuring;A new sub-faction! (1 enemy, all other enemies removed)A new map! (spooky forest #145646)A new mission! (destroy the thing and then extract WHAAAAAAAT)
>>577376368holy shit, I can't wait!
>>577376368I'd rather you leave and don't come back, respectfully
*spawns a tornado on top of you**pisses himself laughing from the endless ragdoll until you die*
>>577376489That's fair, enjoy your bottom-of-the-trough slop.
>>577376368We've only had 1 (arguably) spooky foresat before. Take your meds.
>another completely silent giant enemyheavy units remastered can't update fast enough
>>577374779I look like this btw
>>577376551if you were locked in maybe you wouldn't have flown off
>>577368421They dropped when we're about to exfil.poor sods, I'll avenge them next drop.
>>577370138>the voice actressI agree though, the seaf chan and eagle fanart is just an overcorrection because the game otherwise has no white women in it.
>>577376904@grok give her short hair and put her in a skin-tight pilot suit
>>577376757This engine has some kind of gigantic sound problems. Darktide hasn't been able to fix this crap for three years now.
>>577376904@grok make her bald and brown with a big ol frown
>>577377034>go to make music mod>bot music randomly cuts out when you replace it, known issue, no fix for it>go to make voice mod>certain voicelines don't play unless you package the mod in an ultra specific way, no fix for it
>>577374779shitskins existing is honestly the best argument against the existing of a loving godSorry for your disability
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241970071107/76561198452730369diff 10 illuminate for once
>every woman we see in-game is brown>the most popular fan characters are conventionally attractive white girlsI am noticing
Any reason you can't see the damage on the scythe in the armory anymore?
>>577377301it's gotta be some chud psyop, there's no other explanation
>>577377301I would more of Democracy Officer Theyre all kinda moe to me
>>577375527Pummeler also doesn't work. Stuns (briefly) the bellboys.
>>577375712>cultists will be the sameanon they scraped cultists we aren't getting them time to let it go
Any reason why I can't see the names or descriptions of items given through the campaign rewards?
>>577377301browns are retarded and ugly and not even browns want to see ugly browns.If europeans had balls they could have rid the world of the shitskin desease a long time ago
>>577377301It's more that this game was developed during covid/peak woke and that's a carry over
praying for the day the new enemies spawns AH makes aren't scuffed and 3 times the amount they should be
>>577371119Nexus faggotry it'll be a while before the shitty mods unblock the upload.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241960128164/765611981265208522/4, Lobby!
>reload speedS tier on all factions>ergonomicsS tier on all factions>No light armor variantS tier on botsA tier on bugs and squids
>>577377391>>577377301it's science (jewish psyop)
>>577378482>A tier on bugs and squidsrunsissy delusions
>>577378306FVLL.
Remember the cope during the invasion of Super Earth?>"Nah bro, this is just the vanguard. We'll get the true illuminate when they reach Super Earth">Nothing happens when they reach super earth>"Nah bro, they'll show up halfway through the invasion ">Halfway through and nothing happens>"Okay dude, just wait until they attack the capital!">They attack the capital and nothing happens>"They're fleeing but the TRUE squids will come through Meridia next, trust"And now they are coping again with the void. It's going to be ONE recycled biome and ONE new mission along with the same enemies we've been fighting for the last 2 days. We MIGHT get a Vox equivalent but even that's a stretch
>>57737766810+ close togetherPurifier and WASP will eat right trough em
>>577378653!!!
>>577378653THIS never happened btwProbably it was all in your head
>>577378580A tier is still good you mongrel
I like that squids get their special biome even though their faction is still unfinished as shit
>the rupture strain reuses the hunter code to jump on you through walls with a guaranteed injury>the legally distinct necromorphs reuses the hunter code to jump on you through walls with a guaranteed injuryDo these fuckers work once in a while or do they really sit on their add all day and do nothing but post on discord?
>>577378482>>No light armor variant >S tier on bots>S tier on bots<I use light armor on bots without much issue, you get hit hard but still it's playable.
>>577378758
>>577378786light armor isn't rly better on squids or bugs if you aren't constantly kiting shit like a fag>>577378864>guaranteed injurymore insane lightsissy bullshit
>shoot a big guys helmet off>he stumbles backwards into a wall, becoming impossible to hitnice early access game, when is full release?
>vantablack tourist niggers are filling up lobbies before everyday hdg regulars can even start the gamegrim
I hate those WH video edits where its them marching like Whomp together to le epic war music Seeing them on my feeds now that theyre in HD2
>>5773785041 blonde = a million mulattos
>>577379124move yo ass unc this is our thread now
lobby host hereyeah im stuck in infinite loading screen
>>577379124youre not a regular doebeit
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241970071107/76561198452730369out of loading screen
So this update is very clearly horror game themed.>Wretches: copypasta of necromorphs from Dead Space>Crushers: largely inspired by Pyramid Head from Silent HillWhat other horror video game inspirations can we expect once we enter the Void? Squid Wesker? Using the evidence recorders like Fatal Frame? A sanity mechanic a la Amnesia?
>>577379690voteless centipede
>>577379690an invisible melee only enemy*wink*
>>5773794983/4
>>577369990specifically the host stops being anonymous but even then the steam id can be trimmed from the lobby link
>>577379690Changelings pretending to be SEAF troopers.
>>577379828ok that is spooky
>>577365170>Bugs = Actual dindunuffins force of natureBugs are quite literally galactic cancer.
>>577378984I'm wearing the 40kek armor, even in medium armor you get an arm or a leg broken every time you take a hit from these fuckers
Greetings, fellow Helldiverians. I, a gentleman of 28 years, shall at long last be experiencing this most esteemed video game for the first time, owing to its recent inclusion in the PlayStation Plus catalogue. I look forward to serving Managed Democracy with the utmost distinction.
Honestly pretty okay so far, but the negromorphs shouldn't have a 95% spawn priority.
>>577380150You aint foolin anyoneGet em boys
So why do snatchers get to spawn in big patrols but mindless masses is relegated to ship drops?
>>577380269it's truly ridiculous how the new enemies on every new update gets such high priority at this point i truly believe AH will never learn
>>577380260good call, sometimes I underestimate how quickly they can close the last few meters and get bonked.
>kill overseers>no overseersk.
>>577380150>a gentleman of 28 yearsit is never too late to go trans, hopefully /hdg/ lobbies will make you realise that soon <3
lost mech to tornado award
>>577380848Humiliation ritualThey finally give new content but put POs in old planets
>>577380897>call in mech>tornado instantly locks on to me>kills me and destroys my mechI HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN I HATE SWEDEN
So we got one more subfaction to go?
>>577371119It's fixed! We are so back BFAchads
>>577380897Return the slab
>>577381039what are we thinking, BFAGODS?Good lookin' or bad looking?
>>577380897wait, I thought that mechs are immune to tornadoes?like some webm showed anon walking through it unscathed?
>>577381186agptroons*
What were the swedish retards trying to say by this
>>577381464>What were the swedish retards trying to say by thisIlusha Zhopich Pidarok
>Another shit deployment of 2 units.>Same awful spawn mechanics where they just replace existing units.I have been playing almost daily for over a year and that's enough for me. I will check back in 6 months to see if they change this boring shit.
>>577381186Hell yeah
>>577380518da void
>>577381186I like it. Sadly some anons are so misogynistic that they can't stand the sight of an average female body in their video game.
>>577381001icon does NOT look cultist adjacent, more zombie slop in the pipeline
>>577381669>average female bodylmao
Does anyone know what the helmet in the campaign reward thing is supposed to look like? Or did I miss a video?
>>577380897>Tornados will now ragdoll pelicans (player and SEAF alike) and send them careening into the ground where they crash and explodeWould it be a good change or bad?
>>577381669>misogynisticExcuse me, it's "Mr. Sogynistic" actually.
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I TOOK A GRAZE ON MY KNEE AND IM OUT OF MEDS, STIMOTHY SAVE ME
>>577382045Sti-"Moth"-y??
>>577380897Being in a mech is no longer safe, you can't eject if caught so you just die, I hate sweden.
I need supplies.
>some swigger actually thought that calling a SEAF medic "Stimothy" would be funny
>>577380029maybe I am insanely lucky but it hasn't really been happening to me
>>577382337It's cute.
what the fuck is this spawnrate lmao
>>577381834
>>577382535It'll eventually get nerfed after months of complaints.
>>577382535Perfect, but the reddit cocksuckers will whine about it being reduced.
Gonna put this "there will be a boss enemy in the void" cope to rest. The leaked trailer shows harvesters fighting alongside the snatchers so that boss section from the leaked void music is probably just related to them
When do we get new bot content again cyberstan etcsquids suckDare I say this game would be better if squids were never added, because squids take away dev time from the two actually relevant factions
grounded warp ships have 5k hp and yet can survive a bastion shells + quasar (no shield). what's up with that
>>577382695They really should have a subfaction that has the entire illuminate roster.
>>577382662It's garbage, you don't see Voteless at all, and Fleshmobs are rare as hell. Stop defending 50% of a faction hogging all the spawns.
>>577382767 me>bastion shells + quasarI mean 1 bastion shell + 1 quasar shot
>>577382535I love repel invasion and they should spawn more!
>>577382695And the Cyberstan splash art showed Vox engines and factory striders fighting together but that never happened. The splash art isn't an accurate depiction of what will happen in-game.
>>577382801
>>577382695>>577382903Yeah, the cyberstan trailer also showed Factory Striders in the mega factory and yet they were replaced with Vox Engines, don't put too much thought into it
>>577382535This game is a theme park for new players. They see an ad somewhere on the web, buy the game and get shown 2 brand new and original™ enemies before newcomers are able to realize that squids are still barebones after God knows how long.Give it a week or two and they'll get banished in a cuck corner just like the squid mechs before them, never to be remembered again.
>>577382815I quite like the squidromorph spam but voteless should be upped to match it for a 50/50 split. They should also bring crushers down to fleshmob rates and add an overseer or two. Mindless masses should get the current squidromorph spawn rate tho
>>577382903>>577382983Fair. I'm just basing this on the fact there's boss music in the void track and i cant see that being for crushers
>>577382815If you see someone wearing medic armor without the stim pistol it's safe to ignore their opinion
>throw melta mine at the feet of a pyramid head>it vaporisesNot 100% kill all the time but very satisfying 'fuck you' option.
I'm getting the entrenched division as my first warboner
>>577383246The boss music existing is kind of weird. If there actually is anything to go by for the splash art, it's that each new boss enemy (if Vox Engines count) was featured in them.
>>577383368Solid choice
>>577383368Another GIGA enjoyer
>>577383368gay
>>577380595It's silly lmao. Like the ideal spawn priority should be something likeVoteless >> Necromorphs >>> Fleshmobs = CrushersInstead we gotNecromorphs >>>>>>>> Crushers >>>> Voteless >= Fleshmobs
>>577383483>>577383534>>577383583The 8 pointed star is a curious choice for the cape..
>>577383932At this point in time the voices in our head are just encouragement to spread democracy.
>>577383932The enmensched division
>>577367783anyone else having constant crashing?
this warbond is shit
>>577384282It's the shit yeah.
>>577384282>t. hasn't meltamined
Anons I'm really trying to not get my hopes up but it's real hard for me to not be interested for when we finally enter the void
>>577384251Nope
I'm trying to play (diff 6, I know my limits plus everything beyond that is just a mess of explosions and massive waves of meat shields), and for the life of me can't get functional teammates. I'll join at 20 lives and see them vanish in 5 minutes, accomplishing zero objectives, throwing barrages on top of each other...
>>577381669its mostly disctroons getting triggered by average female body knowing they will forever look as failed drag queens at best.
I finally found a 100 SC
>>577384251Open Reliability Monitor and look at the reasons for crashes.
>>577384578D6 now is high level guys fucking around and D10 is low level guys trying to feel something
>>577384578host a lobby here then retard if you are low level I don't think anyone will bully you for hosting D6 and maybe collect some samples for you as well.alternatively, play on D10 as lower difficulties are full of inexperienced cuties who are not too good at the game so lower difficulties become unironically harder.
>>577384282>3x5 shot short range backpackless mobile reload RR is 'shit'meds
>>577384650how have they not just removed leviathans from the game? any time one shows up it's just a collective groan until you can play the game again.
Repel invasion is one hell of a retard filter. Constant stream of players leaving because they have no clue how to handle more than 1 crusher at a time and also never pack anything to deal with the dropships
>>577384650Get beam'd son
You know, I used to think the squids had a pretty good case for themselves what with the whole first galactic war and attempted genocide by Super Earth, but I think with these new creatures they've gone just a smidge too far in the name of revenge.Kill 'em all.
>>577384841nah I have plenty of moments when I just barely hide behind a tiny piece of cover while gunning down voteless/negromorphs chasing me they can be neat
>>577384841because they are the main source of forced 7 minutes deaths and arrowhead think it is absolute top-tier comedy xDDDD
>>577384969Yeah, Squids are by far and away the most evil faction now. Not even old Super Earth's antics compares to the shit the Illuminate are doing. Turning toddlers into monstrous freaks is fucked.
>>577384993nigga they suck at aiming and have spotlights it's on you if you die to them
>>577385019Meant for >>577384941
>>577385145>it's on you if you die to themit filters pubbies hard tho
>>577376551its funny when it happens to the enemy at least
>>577384969for every one of those mythical moments that totally happens there's scores more examples of them being dysfunctional and detractive. I must be falling for rage bait because there's not a single person alive that actually likes leviathans
Erm, guys. The squid structure is whispering to me
>>577385428Hellbomb activated!
>>577385428Bomb it.
>>577385324Honestly, I wish there was a modifier that tripled the amount of leviathans at any given moment. Just thinking about all the neat moments it would cause is making me excited!
>>577385428>EEDEE KOMNEEEEE
>Here's your Illuminate squid, bro
>>577385324I like Leviathans. They just need to spawn in limited numbers so a dedicated effort could be made to remove them from the rest of the mission like how HiveLords work, and if they couldn't shoot through solid buildings with their lasers, and if Eagle Storm would target them instead of ground troops......hey, wait a minute. I don't like Leviathans!
>>577384578jump directly into d10 here until you unlock stuff, not even kidding
>>577385324only 'dysfunction' is lasers going through buildings sometimes but it hasnt happened to me in a while. 'detractive' is a a retarded complaint every enemy is 'detractive'
>>577384941Pretty much every faction are shiteating cunts.>Terminids are practicing expansionism at such a degree that they've become a galactic cancer that will extinguish all life>Automatons have become a war machine so blinded by revenge that they're not even attempting revolution anymore, and are just slaughtering civilians to fuel themselves>Illuminate have become so desperate to strike back that they're committing MASS atrocities, and probably against more than just humanity>and Super Earth directly caused all of this through the need to swing their dick around and oppress everyone else something something cycle of hate and all that
So how does SEAF spawning work? Is it actually whenever there's loads of enemies around you or is that just smoke & mirrors and they just spawn at random?
>>577386032the radio callouts sounds like they spawn whenever their numbers get low
>>577386032if a squad dies they send in a fresh one is what i'm thinking
>>577384578Seconding what >>577385868 said, all the better players are on D10. The only problem right now is we're flooded with "I only play during major updates" shitters in every lobby.
>>577386032there are aura sensors littered around the map, when it looks like you're getting mogged they send reinforcements
>>577384650good to see AH has quality control as their priority
>>577386032They drop on the most contested main-side objective, bases and extraction area
I don't care how evil the squids are if they are still mind numbingly boring to fight.They can kill as many SE kids and turn them into meat amalgamations as they want, I can't be bothered with this slog even while doing meme dives.
>Bugs are getting more enemy variants than the squids in the SQUID update
https://x.com/helldivers2/status/2087887107452752190WHERE THE FUCK IS CORETTA KELLY
>SEAFies running directly into stratagem LOF>SEAFies running into napalm>SEAFies unloading their guns directly into walls>SEAFies doming you in the head repeatedly>SEAFies crowding around you whenever you try to shoot shitI hope to God this stays a modifier and never becomes a stratagem, they're so much worse than mortar sentries with malicious Swedish code.
>>577386032They only appear in the vicinity of the strongest warrior of Super Earth.
>>577386683>terrible line reading>clearly handed a script 5 minutes ago>can't even enunciate the word "Illuminate"this shit is so fucking bleak
>>577386683She defected.
>>577386702>follow me!>hold position
>>577386702don't forget >running directly into a tornadoa personal favorite
>>577386683>can't have sound on the video unless I register or log inabsolute dog shit
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241982644855
>>577386683>Ai voice
>>577386683>AI voiceover
>>577386032>So how does SEAF spawning work?They spawn right in front of you to block your line of sight and kill you with their MMG's and frag grenades, then die instantly.Now i kill every bluenigger in my path because I got tired of being instagibbbed by them.
Terminids were intelligent creatures that could and did communicate with humans until they were made into livestock and bred to be large and fast-breeding for a hundred years.>breed terminids to be larger and breed rapidly>they become larger and breed rapidly>they then proceed to escape and use their existing ability to proliferate across interstellar space to start conquering the galaxy at an extreme pace>oh no how could this possibly happen help me mr president i'm going insaneThe bugs are probably the most justified out of the enemy factions, to be honest.
>>577387017>>577387036I'm not hearing AI, this is clearly some swede they forced to read a script
>>577386683>robbobut killed and replaced correta kelly
>>577387060ThisBugs are misunderstood Bots are oppressive Squids are pure evil
We’re just being pie in the sky about this but Voteless at this point feels like they’re on the cusp of being able to pull away and just become ann outright autonomous 4th faction from the squids. The process could pretty easily be declared as self-perpetuating now with the void rifts confirmed as creating the mutations and the Magic Exostorm weather on its own in the Jap trailer leak which turns everyone into zombies. Like, maybe there are void entities who boot the squids out of the Voteless control system, Banda bing give the zombies green eyes instead of blue to signify the switch, prep the split with having Void and Squids end up on separate map quadrents. Whip up a couple new Voteless specific objectives and structures to go with it like corrupted monoliths and Flesh towers and from there you’ve got yourself an ‘illuminates at launch’ level faction to play around with.
>>577383126>squid mechsSquid mechs are fun.
>>577386683>can't put effort into the warbond>can't put effort into the new content>can't even put effort into reading a fucking script
>>577386683>they fired the coretta bitch and replaced her with AI or, even worse, a random swigger from their officePlease God let it be true because it would be so fucking funny
>>577386006that's so jewish
>>577386683I hope they have to make a "we hear you" statement for this
>>577387230>squid mechsgodawful taste
Most underrated part of the 40K bond is the nice clean camo-style capes.
>>577387369>AI generated patchnotes>AI generated voiceover>AI generated armour>that fucking interview from months back where Shams was talking about AITHE SLOPIFICATION HAS COME
>>577387595That's true actually.
>>577387652AI is the future, get over it chudwatchu gonna do? stop playing the game?
>Blap off the helmet with a HMG, AMR, or Epoch>Vaguely aim at the head with a Trident or Double Freedom>Dead CrusherThis is the best alternative if you don't want to run Autocannon because you want a free backpack slot.
>>5773870152/4
>>577386683No idea why they got a random dude, but she's in this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/cfvft1.mp4
If you think that voice is a Swede you've never heard onet. Swede
>>577386683>WHERE THE FUCK IS CORETTA KELLY
>>577386683beyond grim, piece by piece the game loses integrity>implying there was any integrity to begin with shams pulling the strings
>waaa da seaf killed meFollow meHold positionThe medic is actually good as it shoots you with a stim pistol every few seconds and instantly stims you if you have any limb injury
>be playing single player (no one can join for whatever reason)>get scooped up by a tornado on the other side of a building and die>get auto-reinforced right into the center of a tornado and dieYeah this shit quickly eats into your measly 5 reinforces.
>>577388385People will continue to get killed by them because they refuse to pay attention and avoid standing between machine guns and enemies. At least I don't have to worry about my teammates dropping them in right behind me like with sentries.
>>577386683That's not Coretta Kelly, that's Cory Kelson
>>577386683>this is gonna be playing on all the super destroyer ships
lobby doko
>>577386683>alien horses across the planetthe fuck am I hearing?
>>577386683Jesus christ, that is so incredibly obviously AI what the fuck?>slight tinny sound>mismatched tone that keeps shifting>random enunciation of words>quite literally sounds like it'd be labelled as "John Voice 1"
>>577386006Aren't the bugs spread by SE themselves so they can be mulched into oil? If you think about it, how is a species without any demonstrable spacefaring ability hopping planets?
>>577388523If you can control a group as they land they actually deal a ton of damage. No one will do this but it's funny having a dozen npcs holding a junction
>>577389150Yeah, they're pretty good as long as you protect them from heavy enemies. I wonder how good they'll be against bugs. As long as you snipe chargers they should be able to mow them down.
>>577386683Can someone catbox this? I want to hear how bad it is.
Crushers have no weakpoints, literally wtf are we supposed to do???
>>577389350https://files.catbox.moe/1vexcw.mp4
>>577386683>>577389350https://xcancel.com/helldivers2/status/2087887107452752190Use this friends.
>>577389592This is obviously a real person (a little inexperienced) doing 20 individual lines that was later put together
D10 is too hard, enemies need to be nerfed, what is lazyhead waiting for??
>gucci is awakeHopefully he dies in his sleep one day.He gets a point for being the literal only time I've found a use for filtering filenames.
>>577389550I've never seen a playerbase get filtered this bad
>>577389592>brave seaf soldiers hold the line against the whoresabdosisters is this why they're teamkilling us?
>>577386623these are just spore nigs aren't they? already ingame
>>577386683This doesn't even sound like AI voice acting, sounds like one of the developers filling in.
>>577390238Larger more advanced TCS+ sporeniggers
>>577390251>one of the devs filling in>no Swedish accent
Another patch, another wave of buffs for the enemies! Narrowhead hates their players
>>577386683yeah its not AI voiceover just some poor game programmer (who actually does the work) forced to voice over it because everyone else is on post-holiday holiday for recovery from holiday
Lobby doko
>>577384847I wish they would delete that dogshit fucking enemy.
>>577390430>SPEAR counters Leviathans>But SPEAR is terrible against Crushers because it whiffs all the timeYay
>>577389106That was a fanon at the start of the game but I believe there has since been conformations that Terminids spread by gloom spores. SE doesn’t taxi the bugs around no,
The game is over and there's diminishing returns. Arrowhead can't ban all the people who cheated SC and continue to do so. There's no future for the game financially, so they're putting effort into the next game. Cheating SC caused these lackluster updates, btw, so shoot your local favela hacker
Man. The C4 pack would be great if it wasn't so fucking cumbersome to use.They really couldn't tie the detonate trigger to the reload button?
>>577390428DSS Izzat Storm is still active, if I make a hobby it won't be nu-squids
>>577390597not my problem
>>577390597>Cheating SC caused these lackluster updatesI literally paid 40$ for this game they could have used that money? Why didn't they?
>>577390358he meant the actual devs aka outsourced
>>577390597>t. swede
Last patch was full of nerfs AGAIN! Copperhead is still mad they got gold instead of copper so they're trying to kill the game
>>577390751>>577390792>but I deserve extended support and not outsourced + reskinned enemiesYou're the reason the game is bad btw. It's ok, I don't want you named and shamed, but I want you to know that you're not allowed to complain about the state of the game if you cheated SC.
>>577384856There are plenty of brown filters in the game>Rapid acquisition >Oil extraction >Repel invasion>TCS start up>Raise flag >Leviathan >Gunship patrol >War strider seeds
>pay $40 for the game>get the same progression experience as a f2p gameFuck these sons of bitches to hell. This will be what does the game in because it scares off newfags.
>>577384578Low difficulty randoms have no idea how to play the game. That’s why they are there.
>get killed by Eagle Storm>get reinforced>immediately get sniped by Eagle Storm upon leaving the drop pod>get reinforced again>rush for the nearest roofed area>Eagle Storm comes in from an angle where it can still hit me>repeatEveryone who made and voted for this modifier should have their testicles slowly ripped off with vise grip pliers.
reminder that Arrowhead has enough money to cover their operating costs for the next 2 decades at least
Why does this game lose so much detail with any sort of AA?
>>577390765But there's no Indian accent either?
>>577390996Grunt fantasy []
>>577390996why are you threatening them with a good time?
>>577391000what "operatingcosts" do they fucking have anyway?All they do is store data on their servers, they literally do not do any real-time processing as every game is peer-to-peer.
>>577390548They are just the worst implementation of an enemy in this game, worse than warstriders, worse than the diggers. They require a specific loadout to deal with that is at odds with dealing with the rest of the faction and just boil down to an annoying weather effect that you can never really escape from in the mission because killing them serves no benefit, more will just spawn. They shoot through cover, they lock on to you through cover. Sure they don't ragdoll you anymore but how is a nearly instakill laser any better?
>>577380897At least you can get inside an FRV and survive being inside the tornado. Found this out while trying to complete Raise the Flag objective and a tornado decide to park it self in the middle of it.
>>577390618I said Lobby Doko not where we drop
It's been non stop shadow nerfing but the glazers will slurp swedish lies and tell you we've gotten stronger
>>577391140because they only use "modern" AA which is not real AA and it is just throwing blur + sharpenning filters and effects and hope for the best.Welcome to modern game dev.
>gucci slippers is back posting steam reviewswtf is wrong with that dude
>>577391385I agree with this one, for some reason the game feels sluggish now. Not sure if it's the upscalers or what
>>577391426>if I make a lobby now he could be joining itgrim.
>>577391419No. It looks worse than any game with AA/DLAA/FSR native, or upscaled (in the real sense of the word) + quality DLSS/FSR4.It loses literally all detail.
>>577391728I wouldn't know I play with AA off and render resolution set to Supersampling so no blurryness for me
>>577391942That's what I've been using and still have to use apparently.
I know no one is playing bots right now, but how does a solo player handle a Rapid Acquisition mission?
stubbornhead decided it's time to nerf the fun again, every update we adapt to the super difficult enemies and in the next one they nerf us immediately
>>577391728>he expected [Swedish developers] to [implement something correctly]oh nonononoononononono
>>577392150Fart clouds and just fill the container
>>577377237not joining your tranime slop lobby
>>577391265they have to pay employees' salaries and pay for the building, which they could do for many years without selling a single warbond or developing another game
>>577392150You simply don't.
d10 anysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241989520604/76561198122378705
>>577392370Don't waste your time joining euro time lobbies bro. They are shit for brains 40k slop eaters.
the amount of crushers walking out of a ufo on an invasion is retarded like 10 of them niggas and its 5 at a time
>>577392207>good at launch>240 hoursFake ass hoe
Is it true that they made automatons more accurate in this update
>>577392401Sony would never let them do that because they're a publicly traded company and that would essentially be illegal. They have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders. Sony would get sued if they let a successful game stop generating revenue.
>>577392207>it must have been an accident that the game was even good at launch
>>577392745People always say that the game was unbalanced at launch. What complaints that people have now were not true about the game at launch?
>>577392572>BRO JUST KEK YOURSELF OUT OF NEW CONTENT BECAUSE OF MY 40K DERANGEMENT SYNDROMEmmmm...nyo
>>577392649>made automatons more accurateWow, so instead of missing every shot, they'll just miss most of their shots?
>>577392839You never played it at launch. Only the rail gun was unbalanced and it really didn't matter but they fucked it up anyway
>>577392839The game was only good and balanced at launch, it's been non stop massive nerfs since then because narrowhead has a grunt fantasy realism fetish
>>577392839I think the thing is people had so much goodwill for arrowhead at first because hd2 was truly unique and something new, and the game's foundation was fun.The game being unbalanced at the start was "fine" because they had nothing to compare it to.Now we have 2 years of history of AH nerfing hellbabs and shadowbuffing enemies so it just a generally negative environemnt where people know that AH will shadowbuff enemies all the time while being quiet about it.Their ruined their reputation and now players always expect the worst because that is what keeps happening.
>>577390597The amount of people that cheated sc is small compared to the playerbase. The updates have been getting worse and will continue to do so regardless of how much money we throw at them
>>5773924463/4
>>577392889>Reskinned hunter and fleshmob>New content/cgg/ tourist embarrassing itself again
What is it with swedes making good games and then mismanaging them to the ground? Both Helldivers and Darktide suffer from the exactly same problem.
>>577392446FVLL
>>577393272are you implying dorktides launch wasn't a total disaster?
>>577393272Payday 2 to Payday 3 suffered the same problems lmao
>Light oxy sissies wont kill Crushers and brought 30+ Crushers to the Orbital Cannon objective>Eventually ran out of stamina and get caught by a stray necro>Leaves the mission>I have to fend off the leftover 30+ Crushers by myself while the cannon hasn't been turned and aimed at the mothershipSTOP RUNNING AND KILL THEM YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>577393272>>577393387>Payday>Darktide>Helldivers All developed on ancient shit engines btw
>>577393272Co-op games are held hostage by the swedes and their terrible management
>>577393515No it's arrowhead's fault that enemies are too fast
>rirga bay still unplayable for the next 2.5 hourswhat do
>>577393272>>577393515Don't forget DICE with Battlefield 5 and 6.
>>577393062>Only the rail gun was unbalancedClearly you haven't played at launch either, because the only reason the railgun was unbalanced was due to a very specific crossplay bug that caused it to do x10 damage. The ACTUAL unbalanced shit at the time was the default Breaker, which outdamaged every other primary at all ranges while having superior ammo economy, and the Redeemer being a straight upgrade to the Peacemaker while being better than other secondaries. Among other things, like several weapons straight-up not working or being so utterly ass that there was zero reason to ever look at them.
>>577393515>Slow enough that you can outrun it even on Heavy>Fast enough that it won't despawn from distanceI noticed mobs won't despawn due to distance now, they'll keep chasing you.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>577393272Autodesk Stingay aka Bitsquid aka Ancient shitTexture streaming is completely broken in Darktide and they haven't even tried to fix it for over a year
the bubble seems to have riga bay covered, back to the bug fronti've been averaging a little over 2k xp on d10 buges.
>refuse add transmogfair>but won't allow to apply tints on armors like weapons>keep releasing armors with shitty colorswhat the fuck is their problem?
>>577393968Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>577394162they're just vibecoding broeveryone just makes armor with whatever color they're feeling in that moment bro
>>577393218We're talking about the 40k warbond, retarded shitskin.
>>577394162They are already struggling with content and you want to take away more?
>>577394217pretty normal for tranime posters
>>577394162I'm pretty sure Arrowhead didn't set up armour and weapons to use layered, easily-swappable texture atlases (or shader driven masks), so doing this after the fact is actually a big fucking undertaking.It was probably not that hard to do for weapons since they're probably already entirely baked textures, but the armor is probably textured by hand.
Sex with automatons
>>577394678weebsite
get drafted you subhuman pigger
>>577393854The crossplay bug just made the railgun ridiculous and one shot bts. It was still overpowered compared to other AT given the state of the leg meta at the time.
>>577392446Boobs
D10 mindless masses, lets see if the spawn rates are up like some shizos claimedOnly one rule:EAGLE STRATAGEMS ONLY>EAGLE STRATAGEMS ONLYYou won't get filtered on the easiest faction and the easiest subfaction... right?steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241993042886/76561198005075969
>>577393515Bro I play D10 regular and this is how the game is meant to be played!
>>577392663Arrowhead is a private company, and any recourse Sony might have is bound by the terms of their original agreement (which neither of us is privy to)But that's all irrelevant and the point stands that Arrowhead doesn't need to sell warbonds to fund development
>>577394372>>577394523My bad, you right I don't need more.Should I lower the difficulty too? I guess it can't be helped ah.Don't worry I will leave a positive review for the good mesure.
>Change short mags so they near-universally give way more ammunition over both standard and drum mags>Someone at Arrowhead thought this was a genius move when Siege Ready exists
>>577395501What are you even trying to say?
>>5773953392/4
Petition to make eagle storm 110mm rocket pods instead
>>577395339tourist lobby
Petition to make eagle storm 500kg bombs instead
>>577395501>none of this bitching matters either way because resupplies are free and there's ammo at every POI
>>577395664Petition to make eagle storm clusterbombs instead
>>577395757
>>577395753I want the original barrage back, at least then it was semi-random instead of pitbull gatling sentry on steroids
>>577395713>filtered by D10 mindless masses eagle onlyits okay we get it
>>577395501still won't take them. I'd rather spend 3 seconds reloading after a battle than 2.5 seconds reloading twice in the middle of a battle
>>577395753Finally a use for the humble shield-nade.
>>577395592Do simple math in your head.>Liberator>Extended Mags45 x 8 = 360 rounds>Short Mags30 x 16 = 480 rounds>Drum Mags60 x 6 = 350 rounds Siege Ready on top means Short Mags get even more rounds than the other options, AND it reloads so fast it borderline mitigates the downside of magazines being so small. If you aren't running Shorts with SR, then you're doing it wrong.
So is this a new subfaction or is it a finally improved version of mindless masses? Haven't seen any overseers, harvesters or snitches
>>577395339>gucci slippers
>>577396008>Do simple math in your head.I'm not gay.>using siege readyI'm not gay.
>tranime
>>577396008Fat fingered drum mags, it's supposed to be 360.
why did the trench monkey reply to me
>>577395216True, but still. Launch state was wildly unbalanced in many, many cases beyond just the railgun.
>>577396008I would care if eruptor and xbow had magazine customization
>>577373449Isn't that shit still medium armor pen?
>>577395959sorry chud I only play with people who know what they're doing. you will undoubtedly filter yourself with a boring chaff subfaction and probably rundive/ kill teammates/ mic smoke alarm excessively while doing it
>>5773953393/4
>>577396069Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>577395753unironically make it fire 110mm rockets instead of strafing runs and it will be fixed and better for the player. 110's will be significantly less prone to friendly fire but can still kill spawners like strafing runs can so you'll still get the occasional free outpost destroyed, they'll kill or soften up heavies just like strafing run does,and unlike strafing run there will be more chaff left alive and thus more things for the player to do during the eagle storm
>>577395969That's extended mags you're thinking of. Short mags give a huge reload and ergo boost, usually cutting it down by 30% or more.>>577395501Honestly, drum mags aren't the victim here. It's extended mags. Actually zero point in ever taking them.
I've honestly started just hunkering down in alleys or near buildings when eagle storm comes onNot even risking it
>>577396214>I can't solo D10 mindless masses and need a full team of high level and coordinated people to do itI already told you we fucking get it
>>577396456needing to reload in the middle of shooting something is the worst feeling you can experience and you don't need ergo boosts on any gun that gets drum mags
>>577395339FVLL
What's everyone's favorite loadouts so far?Don't bother mentioning bulletstorm, laser cannon, or cremator builds pl0x. I can respect them but I'm mostly just interested in less meta builds that aren't too easy.Currently I'm using: hoverpack, gallant, bolt pistol, and grenade launcher. Before anyone questions my use of the gallant its honestly very good for the wretches in particular. I was using breaker spray and pray initially but the higher ap value of the gallant means I can delete wretches instantly before I touch back down from hovering. The bolt pistol is also very satisfying for knocking the helmets off of the crushers, and I can just finish them off with the gallant by beaming their heads.By far the weapons I've been most disappointed in have been the electric ones. I was really expecting at least the blitzer to perform half decently but no. Whenever a wretch is about to jump or midjump it doesn't stop them like i remember it doing with hunters you just get anyways so its complete trash. The arc thrower also does not properly damage crushers. It tends to either arc through them and do basically no damage or never hit the head internally so it would take an eternity regardless. Also fuck arrowhead for still not fixing the urchin grenade. I used it when it first came out and it worked better than it does now. Not only do chargers run straight through it, it's basically a 50/50 whether the crushers decide to get stunned by it (yes i know it's on a pulse and isn't constant)..
>>577396925supply pack plus throwing melta mine at everything.
>>577396925>less meta builds >boltpistol and grenade launcherThat comes off like those 2024 Reddit posts that called the autocannon underrated.
>>577381186For me its Thicc Collector
>>577396925>cremator>not ACCremator isn't all that good due to the massive amounts of wind and the overall lackluster range.AC handles everything on the squidfront.
Wretches have way too much health, these fuckers are just tanky hunters.
>>577385019Ministry of Truth glowie detected. We all know the spin already. Fact remains that if we hadn't killed off the clearly more reasonable squids that were keeping the nuttier elements of their society in check, we wouldn't be dealing with the Coming of the Ink. C...c...clearly we should j...join them under the watchful gaze of the Enlightened Eye. Our Friend Computer just needs a f...few tweaks to r...reach it's full potential. Hail Super Earth and Managed Democracy!>t. Billions; p.s.
>>577397136he called the bulletstorm and LC meta, this dude has no idea what the word meta means
>>577397450The dagger zaps them in 1 second my dude
>>577397756>Just burn them bro, don't you enjoy using nothing but fire-based weapons?
>>577385019The tone of this trailer changes a lot when you know after the fact.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqA
>>577397849Cut off their limbs
>>577397740those are metafor vote snatchers
>>577397450I thought I was the only one lmaoLike I'd be okay with their current stats IF they weren't being spammed so fucking much, but so many weapons end up feeling useless due to how many shots you need to put down ONE of the thirty fuckers swarming you. Crushers are aight, but their name is fucking sauceless and they're the most obviously outsourced asset yet.
>>577397849>Here is the solution to your problem my man>NOOOOOooooo I want [completely unrelated shit]Do you work for faggothead?
>>577397849Arrowhead nerfed fire into the ground, you're not fooling anyone glazer
>>577381039>>577381186>I... I NEED my fugly coomshit mod!!!Man, It's nice knowing I'm not lacking testosterone to the point I'd be doing this kind of thing to my game.
>>577398124>Arrowhead nerfed fire into the ground,Bro still thinks Freedom's Flame just came out.
>>577398124Fire is extremely powerful. You could nerf it pretty hard and it would still be powerful against bugs and squids. I don't like using it anymore because, against bugs, you just stand around and hold m1 while everything in front of you dies.
>>577396925Hoverpack is dogshit because the necromorph can still jump and hit you. Jump pack is much better for breathing room
>>5773924463/4 bugs or bots
>>577398124nerftranny false flag
>>577396617keep coping shitter
short mags best mags
Why is everyone here so MEAN
>>577398135mentally ill fantasy is sadly all that these permavirgin twinks will ever experience
>>577384578Just play D10 with people here. Nobody will care so long as you're not teamkilling people reckless play.
>>577398798because tourist cancer is back for a few days and they need to be bullied out
>>577398798No cultists.Arrowhead screwed over the Helldivers 2 fanbase by cancelling the cultists without even allowing users to fight the real illuminate and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>577399018They weren't fun to fight. If cultists got added you would complain that they aren't fun.Why it's so hard to understand?
>>577399018Gem
>>577397136explain to me how grenade launcher is more meta than bulletstorm? Bulletstorm's recharge rate is fast enough that you have essentially unlimited ammunition (at a high firerate) which is a hard counter to the loads of wretches that spawn. If you or someone else knocks the crushers hat off: *BRRRRT* crusher is instantly dead (and you still have 70% of your rounds left). Then lets say you somehow die while focusing fire on the crusher and your tm8 throws you on the wrong side of narnia: *oh wow my TWO bulletstorms are already back from recharge even WITH complex strat plotting!*. Now let's add on to that the grenade launcher has: bad ergo, bad capacity(assuming no le epic ammo pack), more prone to accidentals, and... actually has to be reloadedThe bulletstorm is OBJECTIVELY S-TIER on every front except bots. It gives you so many upsides and basically allows you to pick complete throw picks for your primary and secondary as long as you can call down strategems slightly faster than a turtle. Even on BOTS, you can do work with it if you know how to aim above chest level just due to the bullets slapping their heads through sheer luck. You're either: baiting, don't play the game, can't aim and require AOE, or are a diff. 5 tranny
>>577399172I fought them using the custom menu and they're way more fun than zombie dogshit.
>>577399018this general has always been bitter because AH literally cannot stop fucking up. Seriously, go into most other generals and people are happy and playing the game
>>577399018Why do you type like translated Chinese
>>577399254tl;dr
>>577398357I half agree with you. I've also noticed that but they only seem to really hit you most of the time if they're already jumping as they'll magnet a bit (like that annoying ass AH made to spewers eons ago). If you're already hovering they really don't seem to hit me that often especially if im keeping things clear beneath myself.
>>577399254Is disposable mg medium pen?
>>577399290>I love ragdolling,chip damage and random one shotssure you do
>>577399604Do you want the enemies to do small amounts of damage or do you want them to oneshot you? What is the alternative between "chip-damage" and "one-shots"?
Congratulations for all your optimism and patience over the last [multiple swedish vacations]. Squids remain the shittiest and unfun faction. Terminal last place. Squiggers stomping feet and punching air with steam coming out of their ears for the rest of eternity.
>>577399290>I thought the enemies that no longer exist with cheatsSure thing bro
Nope, I'm not doing this fucking Rirga Bay shit anymore while the DSS is on that planet. I am sick to death of getting killed over and over by the Eagle Strikes.
Does anyone else feel like the new banner for the update is bit too...empty? There's a huge space in the back.
The game has literally never been easier than it currently is. “Make it easier” has been the consistent trend over the past 1.5 years of updates.>>577393108>>577393115Imagine writing these deranged walls of text. Are people basing these opinions on ragebait youtube videos instead of playing the game?>shadow nerfstake your meds
*kills crushers with one charge*
>>577368945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIO_aB2bpo
>>577399882>Devoid of Liberty>devoidLet's try to use context clues next time, tourist
>>577399018I'm going to go buy supercreds because of this post.
>>577399594No, but the 20-30% damage penalty for equal AP to enemy armor value is margin of error with it due to the sheer volume of rounds it can shit down range. I would argue its better than the stalwart in most cases simply due to never having to worry about running back to grab it if a tm8 nukes you with a 500kg.
>>577399172They were scrapped purely based on design before the game even launched.
>>577400216it also has no recoil which is nifty
>>577400001>Are people basing these opinions on ragebait youtube videos instead of playing the game?Yes
>>577400232should change the skin in the pic to brown
>>577400082I asked you a simple question so stop acting like a nigger because you like getting raped by Swedes.
>SEAFs are on the wayOH MY GOD WE'RE SAVED>A dropship deploys a bunch of seething unarmed menwhat the fuck is wrong with our command?
>>577396925Bots: Speargun, Gatling mech, gatling turret, autocannon turretBugs: Backpack gatling, Gatling mech, Gat turret, Autocannon turretSquids: depends. For the new MO I've been using the Speargun, Hot Dog, Gatling or cannon mech, and the gatling sentry. How original, I know, but wait, I'll also just reuse either the bot or bug loadout depending on if I'm fighting mindless masses or not.Rate the loadouts?
>>577400414slavs hide their brown skin on the inside
>>577399604This general's lobbies are 90% bot lobbies. Do you know why that is? Because they punish you when you misplay with instant deaths, including at range. Because they ragdoll you if you're out of position. Because they chip damage you making the stim pistol and supplies economy actually matter. If illuminates had aggressive, difficult enemies that combined the dodging/mobility of bugs with the ranged pressure of bots, they would be the hardest faction in the game, balanced by the fact that they require less AT than bots to kill their units but in exchange have regenerating shields.Instead arrowhead wants it to be Bugs = Bots = Illuminate. What they ended up with was Bots > Bugs > Illuminate. They are fucking easy. They have neither the combo aggressiveness of Bugs nor the chip damage of Bots. They are just dumb, slow hordes of faggots waiting to get bombed to death. Remember how I said they should have regenerating shields to fit their theme? Oh yeah, the new crusher enemy has regenerating HEALTH instead. Like, how could you fuck up this bad?
>>577399172>They weren't fun to fightthat means absolutely nothing coming from an arrowhead employee. I know what they're like.
>>577400449>asks dumb question>gets educated>immediately resorts to projecting his homoerotic swedish sex fantasyeasy there, chud. There is help if you seek it
>>577394859Not true. There have been datamines with armor textures that were meant for an armor customization system, which was eventually cut. So they can absolutely do it whenever they feel like it.
>>577399594It is light pen, which is a good thing, because that means it does not have nerfed stats for no benefit.
>Necromorphs get super armor when they crouch to do their leap>Immune to libcon, plaspun, other primary stuns/pushbackThey’re not hard to kill but I’m also admittedly dogshit at the game so they’re the things hitting me the most because I can’t keep them at bay. Anyone else found a better way to avoid paying the necromorph stim tax? Mostly looking for primary weapons. I started using gas grenades and those seem to help.
already bored of fighting the same two niggas over and over back to bugs
>>577400568slavs are too busy too playing Helldivers IRL. Jeets and afros are the culprits here...
>>577384578In a pub yesterday i casually did 2 objectives near-solo as everyone around me was dying every 5s and having me reinforce them. I was then shot in the back by the pubbie who died the most and kicked. Wasn't even solofagging lmao
>>577399018based artifact poster
>Stoker + Dagger + AutocannonYep, it's time for zombie killing
>>577400891Just shoot them with a shotgun
>>577400232After the game launched*. They were cut half a year before Omens, so a little bit after launch
>>577400468Penal Regiment
>>577401010>i was doing objectives instead of helping my team kill things around us and got kicked :'(You don't always have to be far from teammates to be a solotranny
Fire isn't strong enough. Fire used to do quadruple damage and no one complained about it being overpowered. If you died from fire you're a nigger. Don't get set on fire.
So. I'm back playing the game. I stopped before the penultimate warbond. I tried the disposable mg, feels very good and tried new mission type on the illuminate front. how the 40k bond faring? is the boltgun good?
>>577401325I thought 40kikes hated furries
>>577400672>Because they punish you when you misplay with instant deaths, including at range. Because they ragdoll you if you're out of position.They haven't really done any of that for a long time now. And any time they do, there's immediate calls for nerfs.
>>577401325get lost esl tourist
>be me>squiggers D10>3 leviathans aggro'd on me with a total of 12 lasers constantly chasing me>tornado homing on me>exospires homing on me>horde of bucketheads, fleshmobs and clippers chasing me>SEAF behind me shooting at me>dakka sentries >never dying and dodging everything with elegance and mastery without a mobility backpackI'm glad playing touhous pays off in the long run
>>577380518>NecropostingBased
>Tohouggerthe pedophile competition is way over there
>>577401574You do realize they are some of the hardest videogames you can play and they are pure ludo together with rhythm games, right?
>>577401271Nigger we were pushing towards them in a full 4-man, we were all shooting shit, I didn't die because i'm not a retard and I know how to pre-stim. Even donated one of them to a guy who somehow ran out of stims despite dying 3 times and spawning with full ammo.What else do you want me to fucking do
Coretta Kelly is goneThe future is now Helldivers
>seeing a level 58 with model citizen armorJesus return divers are real.
>>577401837We need digital ID so people drawing stuff like this can be tracked down and institutionalized
So the Meltamine can destroy grounded warp ships, that's something I guess.
>>577401271I understand this sentiment, but sometimes people just don't know when to start running. Some people will kill almost everything around them, and then just stand still taking potshots at the handful of small enemies that remain. I can understand shooting at a bug breach or something, but standing still and shooting at basically nothing is just a waste of time. Running away from everything is boring, but refusing to fight and move at the same time so that objectives can be done at a reasonable pace is just annoying.
>>577402005We need digital IDs to kill niggers that want digital IDs
>>577401937 JOB
>>577400672>Do you know why that is?Because they're easy and this site sucks at video games?
>>577402010and the command boonker
Chances of the Killzone and Halo Warbonds getting buffed/reworked since the 40K stuff mogs both of them?
>>577402005>IDsKill yourself
>>577402283
>>577401450but i'm already lost
>>577402520
>>577401325Bolter is good, it's heavy pen and explosive with 500 damage.Down side is that it can't blow up flying saucers or any other spawners.
>>577401435Between mid-2000s and #New40k Space Wolves characterization has, slowly but steadily, moved away from Space Marine Vikings and towards Werewolf Space Marines, and you're as likely to find furries as women or "women" in the ranks of Warhammer fans nowadays.40kikes of the yesteryear fighting Furry Friday with Warhammer Wednesday on /b/ now worship an era long gone, which results in a lot of frustration for them. It is ironic, for the real history of their hobby isn't unlike the story it portrayed.Hate them, if you must, but spare some pity for those whose hobby is now in the end stage of degradation, for yours will probably suffer the same fate.
>>577401450oh gnoooo le heckin' sacred englisherino, how dare them elsers
remind me again which language you're seething in
>>577401732you're still gay and fat and brown
>>577403121英语
>>577403058>gnoooo
>>577403121гeй
>>577402814A grim tale, and one worth remembering. Thank you for your song, master bard.
>>577403346>ren
>>577402814
>>577402283I'd nut if they made the Accelerator heavy pen. The rest are so plain and basic that I don't give a fuck.
>>577403121la lingua del sì
>>577402814>secondaries were the furniggers all alongTo the surprise of no one.
Are retards gone yet or should i wait few more days?
>>577402089Buddy I got to 150 while working full time, took that guy over a year to get to level 58. That's not a job that's just not playing the game.
>>577403965Give it a week or 2
>>577404008zero pipe laid in that time tho
>>577402813is it possible to destroy illuminate turrets with the gun?
>>577404096utter vaginal slave
>>577404335yes
>>577404096>he can't dick and dive at the same time NGMI
>>577402814>yours will probably suffer the same fate.It already has, F1 has been at the front of making racing gay dogshit for a long time now.But in 2019 they turned it into a Netflix-slop product which has steadily consumed more and more of the sport as the greedy organizers realized that there's money to be made there. This year it's just become apparent just how much damage has been done, racing has been reduced to pressing a button to get extra power from the battery while the fans coming from the Netflix show who know nothing about racing shit themselves and pog about le epic overtake. And celebrities visiting the show and little spats between drivers get more attention than actual racing lmao.Worst of all, the more serious drivers are starting to escape to other series, dragging their "fans" along with them. Faggotry is spreading like a tidal wave through the racing world now. Within 10 years we will have speed limits on tracks during races for "safety". Can't let our little netflix stars get damaged in a crash
>>577403146Crazy projection, trannoid reject.
noogaiz are cancer to play against solo, but are fine in a team.dont play solo faggot
>>577405009you are gay you are the niggest you are the fattestyou fat gay nigger
Today I might try completing a D8 operation so I can unlock D9
>>577405364host it and post the lobby link here and you will receive help from your general fellow's general fellows
>>577368439I guess we are just grunts after all
>libcarb with short mag on burst>reload early once and you will always have a dry mag with one left in the chamber after 10 burststhis might be growing on me
>>577405364if you can do d7 you can do d10i believe in you anon, just b urself
>>577405364If you forget youre playing D8+ you can do anythingIts all in your head I remember being tricked by a D7 host and we went to D10 when I wasn't lookingFelt insane
>>577395339gg ravedivers
>>577404335They nerfed those to be light so any gun breaks them.
>>577395339Thanks for hosting, anon!I'm glad that mindless masses is a treat now. I agree with what you said too, I really hope that they mix the new units in with mindless masses at some point, it'd be a treat to have some of them accompanying the crowds and emerging out of the forests.
>>577395339ggs absolutely kino lobby
>Consistently killmogging the rest of my team on the new subfaction.KILL HARDER, YOU PANSIES.
>one (uno(ein(oдин))) day since the update dropped>barely any lobbies, shitposters are in full force, everyone is back to dooming and seething and copingThat didn't last long
>>577399882>hive world banner had hivelords>cyberstan had vox engines>squid void banner has... a void!?!?It does seem lacking in comparison. Here's hoping when IF we get a big bad boss unit in the void they update the banner to include it and Arrowhead can just say psychic bullshit was blocking it from helldiver perception until just now.
>>577404886>F1people really do be talking more about 'the drama' with teams/drivers than the races now. it's wild to see
Is the incendiary fuse grenade better than the incendiary impact grenade?the fuse grenade has a longer lingering flame effect and radius, but the incendiary has a much higher fire status effect does ground fire actually work now?
>>577406294>limited to 2
>>577406429It works for host not clients
>>577406294major content update that took a quarter of a year to develop btw
>steam player count already half what it was yesterdayoof, hopesissies, do we feel a little raped today? still gaping?
>join lobby>the host is constantly using melee weapons against the new faction>he racks up 18 deaths>afterwards he says "melee is so good against these guys!"
>>577403217>>577403346>>577403779Only slightly related because I am curious, for all the English second language anons out there, what language do you internally think in?
>everyone says it's gonna be game breaking>try it out>mostly high risk high reward Gonna bet a lot switched off of it after one drop.
>>577406429ground fire works kinda ehhbut I just prefer fuses because they're easier to chuck into holes and ships
>>577399296
>throw 500kg at ship on repel invasion >hear it go off but don't see it>look up>it hit the fucking whale
>>577387808I like knocking the helmet off with the bolt pistol, and spraying the masses with XMG.
>>577395339
>>577406810>high risk high rewardmore like armor dependent, which is gay as fuck because I want to look cool instead
>>577407036I really wish there was a fun way to shoot them down that made them not re-spawn.Make them more threatening but put the anti-orbital cannon on all maps as a bonus objective so you can kill them to get rid of them. Would be kino and just literally copy&paste existing assets
>>577406750>Crusher melee has a lingering hitbox that would make a Monster Hunter dev blushyeah no melee is a fucking disgrace
>>577407103Is that the bolt pistol
>>577387808For me it's railgun + short mag breaker to their noggin.
>>577406795In the one I used the most that day.At work i use mostly english, so if i did nothing but talk in english for 8h it just kinda stays that way until i use my native tongue when visiting family/friends etc
>>577405364No. You'll join some anon's D10 lobby.
>>577407103Have the ragdolls been a lot more silly this update for everyone else too?I know they're usually pretty goofy but I've been sending squids into orbit like 20% of the time I kill one
>>577405364Post a link already do it
Oh boy! We're winning so hard, we... need several dozen thousand more players to come online to join the fight!
>>577407103oversaars BTFO
>>577407347That's pretty interestingNTA but someone asked this the other day and I want a concrete answer, have you ever been able to translate a memory after you learned the language? Like did anyone speak to you in english before you learned it and only now you know what they said or was it just like gibberish you can't remember?
>>577406810I have been nooooticing that meltagun users usually have the most deaths at the end of the mission heh
>>577396925I can't even say I have one anymore, everything's been pretty balanced for such a long while that it's consistently fun. I will give you an answer and say pissdiving though, four niggas in a row with lasercannons is just too darn fun, the dagger is super fun, the scythe is super fun, and the thermite grenade is my all-time favorite. Used to use HE all the time but I've grown so accustomed to the little guy.>>577398798It's a PvE game. When you play games where you aren't up against someone, you'll find people tend to get into their own heads about a lot of stuff, like what they think is 'necessary' or 'bad' or worse - they get caught in a loop thinking they need to out-do other people.PvP games have their own share of trash-talking but those games can hand your ass to you by someone who's simply better - meaning that the only recourse you have is to get better yourself.PvE? People will blame everything but themselves - think about all the times you've heard of people talk about playing campaign in Left 4 Dead on a regular difficulty and people getting unintelligibly mad over a single mistake or someone playing casually. Heck, Killing Floor was an excellent example, higher difficulties had people chilling but normal/hard would have people foaming at the mouth if one single thing went wrong.
>>577407192Yeah. I didn't even notice J3 was quickdrawing with it until later when he mentioned it.
>Helldivers 2 retcons all the factions to be more evil than Super EarthWhat did Sony mean by this?
>>577407426Probably because of the tornado and they need to tweak some weight value on corpses
The real reason you take the railgun is you get to A-pose on people using it with the thumbs up emote.
>>577407605nta but I only remembered gibberish. part of learning a language is learning to separate the sounds, and if you have no knowledge of that at the time, you can't translate it later unless you have a 100% perfect eidetic memory which basically no one does
>>577407795this soon after a warbond and title update he wants to have the "super earth did nothing wrong" argumentis it that dead on arrival
>>577407795incompetent writing
YES WE NEEDED ANOTHER BULLET SPONGE ILLUMINATE ENEMY THATS AWESOME GAME DESIGN WOW
>>577407995BUYTHEMELTAGUN
>>577407995>there are people who still haven't figured out how to kill crushers>they will have to wait until Slopdaddy420 makes his jump cut edited sloptube video to tell them how to do it
>>577407995>bullet sponge>can be killed as faster or faster than a meatball???
We've got the Crusher anatomy tableExplosions/plasma kill them fast because limbs take some explosive damage too so it's being multiplied. Us machine gun chuds ought to aim for their peenus weenus (unless they lost their helmet, I guess) because it's not durable and kills them. Or legs. Idk which one is rly easier becuase I've been shooting their abdomen like a retard.
>>577408047>>577408115>>577408136I know how to kill them retards. Its just bad design since they are literally just another fleshmob
>>577407605I just don't have a memory like that.I grew up in a small town back when hardly anyone spoke english and before there were almost any foreigners outside of major cities, I just didn't have any exposure to English until i knew it very well. What I can tell you is that before i became proficient at it, so when I was only starting to speak at B1 level. Some guys came up to me on the street asking for directions to the town's only McDonalds in english, and i legitimately couldn't understand them for the first 15s or so, all i heard was gibberish. But then my brain finally caught on and I could understand them perfectly fine and have a normal conversation with no issues about their accent, nothing.So my educated guess is, if I had a memory like you describe, it most likely would have been just gibberish to me.
>>577407995>actual interesting enemy design, where armor gating exists merely to access a vulerable weakspot, but main body can still be magdumped or flamed to killthey actually did good with this one, requires some thought with your loadouts as well as good aim
the railgun is a blast on this new subfaction, highly recommendbreaker not so much but it's at least usable
>>577408208It is a good enemy yo can't argue it's not. Has a big weakspot that makes it easier kill that's fun.War striders for example were bad for the longest time for multiple reasons. Chief among them being no real weakspot.So the only way to overcome them was locking yourself into using heavy AT rockets.
>>577408208Fleshmobs don't have a single head you can shoot with a light pen primary to kill them instantly.
>>577408389Breaker needs 20 stagger (like DMRs) and it's going to be good IMO
>>577408441300 health and unarmored btw
>>577408469Mindless masses will be so fun if they decide to throw a few necromorphs into the mix... do it AH
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242006834249/76561198071306508Lobby
>see teammate getting swarmed by watchers>dives to avoid one>I shoot it to help him out>it falls to the floor and the explosion kills himI'm sorry little one...
firing off lines of fire against the jumpers makes you feel like a caveman with a torch scaring off predators
>>577407605Anon, I think that you'd be interested in this song. It's what English sounds like to non-English speakers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObuKTeHoxo
>>577407946>watcher masses
is it just me or did they buff the automaton's aimi've been getting gunned down by random MG raiders more often recently, when before they felt like diet stormtroopers
>>577408751full
>>577408764>there goes my heeeerooooo>>577408994quite a few shizos been saying the same thing, maybe there is some truth to it hmmmm
>>577408940It'a like an even less threatening version of orbtruders.
>>577408940>sissy hypno attack
>>577408994they for sure buffed the gunship's aim, since it was in patch notesI wonder if that unintentionally fell downstream to the rest of the bots...
>>577408994Even before the patch it happened to me the odd time where a bot would come up out of cover and dome me immediately. Maybe it's something to do with their 'lock in' feature where they get more accurate over time, and the bot is "attacking" but doesn't actually shoot, and when it finally does it has maxed accuracy or something.
>>577408994I had that impression too.
>>577409097Their numbers make it really difficult to avoid drops now which is the main point. They also become really fucking annoying when fighting something else with the stun zaps and blinding you.
>>577407946https://youtu.be/i5HDQWrmVq0?si=ipl_OgmfxAtZ0j0q&t=123
>>577408994Feels like they did for sure. If you don't respect bots with automatics they will just 100-0 you in a single burst.
Strohman news is back
>>577409320>oooooooh you will be a leandiver medic ooooooooh!
>>577407657The issue with it right now is the big guys range is deceptive, so if you're trying to melta them you need to be like 50% more paranoid at any movement they make. Granted I'd wager this will continue for a bit as my experience with pubbies right now is at least two per game eating 15 reinforcements per drop.
LOBBYD O K O
>>577410180YOU NEED MORE?!?
>>577407995>BULLET SPONGE>takes two to three shots to kill
>>577408994>>577409082>>577409404>>577409497>>577409617tourists lmao
>>577410301Okay retard.
>>577410301I'll let you know that i'm creek veteran, chud.
>>577410376correction: uppity illiterate tourists lmao
I'm having fun
The new SEAF are great.
>>577410854that's not allowed here, sorry!
>>577410854stop it
>>577410824>posts patchnotes form a year agoWhat's your point, retard kun?
>>577410805>creek veteranYou're just setting yourself up to being mocked by people man
>>577410805watch out anon, only nerftrannies boast about being creek veterans nowadays
>>577411117>>577411224>cannot tell when someone is taking the pissGet checked for autism anons
>dead space ripoff enemies>Plasma does good damage against them
>>577410854Trve
>>577411254well you see the thing is
lobby timeIF you don't join you're a lean diverIF you are last to join you have to go into the porta-poddy. my crew has been instructed to piss and shit into exactly one of the pods in my destroyer for the last 4 months, good luck. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242008913133/76561198061988256IF you
I've died more to friendly fire in the last 24 hours than I have in the past three months
>>577411254>Get checked for autismdon't need to, the 4chan + playing helldivers 2 should be enough proof
>>577411381I'm not autistic, i'm just retarded
>>577411323>IF youI Fuck you?
I'm 90% certain ragdoll fall damage just doesn't exist anymore.
>>577411323>scat and pissplay lobbyI am 100% not joining lil bro
>>577411258>last title update had isaac clank>this one has necromorphs Why won't EA pull the trigger on a Dead Space collab AH clearly wants to do it?
>>577411539confirmed lean diver.
>>577406040Woah! Slow down Maurice.
>enter /hdg/>look around>lobby of feces and urine
>>577411004Had one shoot me and say in a very regretful tone thay he will submit himself to re-education.They a cute.
>>577411258Laser shotgun is amazing against them.
>>577411780Can't even be mad at them. They're like randoms but likeable.
2/4DROPPING WHEREVERsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242008913133/76561198061988256IF you
>>577411780If players said "sorry" more often when they tk'd you people there would be a lot less mad going around.
>>577411004I always stim them when I get the chance.
yea
Man you burn through ammo on your support weapons like crazy with True Grit.
>>577411693>14 yearschrist
>>577411875Exactly, they a lil' dumb and suicidal, and also permanent enemy spamming isn't great for them since they dig in to fight everything but god damn it seeing like 30 of them let it rip, medics healing and their excitableness it is just better than any randoms, I love them and I love bonking heads with them.
>>577412041FULL
>>577412297When they get in line and let the MG rip, they actually haul ass. Even better they throw some good nades and use EAT. I cannot wait to see them fight bots and bugs. Peak kino.
>dive nu-squid>lock in>vaporizing pyramids>run into SEAF>try to hug one for the first time>his buddy blows us both away mid hugi'm done with this fucking game for today
>>577412057Oh aye, a pubbie saying sorry after a tk is the difference between me forgetting about it and maybe even accepting the guy since he has proven his sapience or going full alert, blast him the second he twitches just in case he's one of those kill n' kick retards, or just a regular retard.
Oh yeah that happened.
>>577411693He was in here, raving!
Anti materielel riflel is very good against pyramid heads
>>577412694I missed this whole arc and it didn't even seem to make any difference in the story.
>>577412484I honestly haven't seen them move when the machine gunners decide to do their cultural ritual of the curse of lead poisoning.Unironically thinking of leaving the talon at home for stim pistol or bringing the, may democracy forgive me for uttering these words, the supply pack. They deserve it.
Why is no one bringing gas, the new squid roster is not immune to them
>>577413291Maybe they forgor
>>577413291I keep hoping if I don't use gas they'll see it and bring back the TOX-13 Avenger
>>577413291gas grenades being overpowered is secret knowledge to keep them away from public as a way to protect them from nerftranniesshuuuuush!
>>577413291I've been going back in forth on brining orbital gas but I haven't pulled the trigger on it yet.
>>577413291Gas mines are great, they eat up the necromorphs and the bong boys are too slow to stop them from dispersing but spend an extra ten seconds wailing on where it used be so you can distract whole conga lines.
>>577413291It is a permanent addition on squids for me since forever. Gas strike can delete a dropship in a pinch, voteless and fagomorphs die and the bing bongs start hammering everything at random which is useful and funny.
now we can play the gamehttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14808
>>577413667pull the finger on it
Have they revealed what we're getting for winning this campaign? If not, you know this campaign is a forced loss and they didn't tell us what the reward is cause we ain't winning it anyway
Lobby sex gaming.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242011266518/76561198371599905
>>577413291The strong winds blow away the gas.
>>577414276finally a proper lobby
>>577414276FVLL immediately.
>>577414276this is like the fifth lobby I've missed because I was two minutes too late since this last update
>melta doesn't get slung over the shoulder like the promo image when you sheeth itONE JOB SWEDEN
>>577413667nothing wrong with going full stinky dinky. its just worse than fire damage but you get to dance with flesh mobs
>>577411004They're cute little goofballs and it pains me to see them waddle into my minefield.
>>577412297>they dig in to fight everything>>577413007>haven't seen them move when the machine gunners decide to do their cultural ritualThe solution is simple. Bring the flag and just bring all the enemies to the SEAF.
>>577412297How do I bonk seafie heads?
>>577412204>CASHNADO INCOMING
>>577412484They will be ripped apart by Chargers, titans and hulks
>>577415208>AH probably seething that the community largely likes the SEAF and is making it harder to push the le soulless imperialist machine narrative
>>577415121>its just worse than fire damageBut in the case of the orbital it's better on function since it recharges fast and is mostly used for utility not damage.
>>577416060You're obviously supposed to like the SEAF. Most of them die immediately.
>get caught in tornado in alley>get to spend fifteen seconds watch your helldiver stub their toe into the wall until they dieFLING MY FUCKING ASS INTO ORBIT IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME YOU NIGGERS
>>577416060Now you're just going schizo.
>>577416060Really it's an issue of how they set things up. Like Helldivers are literally CoD kids getting handed ordinance and yeah they are probably gonna get oddly attached to their support troops who worship the ground they walk on.
>>577416280I know I'm right >t. taken too many illuminate grug clubs to the skull
>>577416060>AH makes seaf likeable>anon thinks this is a sign AH wants us to hate seafFascinating.
sex with that drawfag's brown viper commando diver
Another update where the Scythe punches about its weightRIP Sickle gone but not forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwXs0hVHTI
Listen, all im saying is if I was on the Ishimura then Issac wouldn't have any problems
>>577416540I thought he just commissions his Diver to other artists
>>577416786idk anon
>>577415339Flag, unironically. Of course, haven't thought of that.>>577415451Same way you do with helldivers, high five. Now embrace your cat person side and go bonk.
>>577416773Yeah i would have called a hellbomb and that was it.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242014198406/76561197962839239squigs
>>577416296>Like Helldivers are literally CoD kids getting handed ordinanceUh oh, did you just imply that Helldivers aren't the most elite of the elite top 0.01% demigod supersoldiers?
>>577416591Still no upgrades for the sickle?
>>577416060>People didn't like the fact they released a warbond where they were killing seaf left and right >BUT YOU'RE EVIL>Haha, no.
>>577417254fvll
>>577417380Nope, Arrowhead said new attachments never ever because we didn't use their underbaked attachment system to its full potential.
How is the Speargun against the bell heads?
Oh no, did the Eagle Strike kill you again?~
>>577417686What potential? They barely gave us anything with it.We know they originally planned for it to have ammunition types, but since they can't sell new guns because of that shit they won't do it anymore.
>>577417380Nada.Still have the wimpy 60 damage so rifles all outclass it. & the scythe has the burn effect that lets you handle the new Wretches easily.
>>577417103To add: seafies interact, as confirmed by yours truly anon, with salute, high five, explosive handshake, hug and scunt's handshake (you nigger, but they do have 2 different reactions). Should test more but I am a bit lazy, any emote they don't have an interaction with they have at least a generic "yay!" reaction so points for that.Love them, because the swedes are retarded and they are probably coded by discogarage or something, because most pubbies are the worst and because /hdg/ is angry and depressed. Do it for them.
>>577417686I know that I'm preaching to the choir, but there is no real potential to reach. You grind until you unlock the attachments that give you optimal weapon handling in combat and then go about your way. Oftentimes I'm not even given the option of using a laser sight
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>>577417930It's code for >"we didn't want to add it in but the need for a surefire population surge forced our hand, so we'll make it as underbaked as possible and say it was a failure, and it failing proves that the players never actually wanted weapon customization"
>>577408389>breaker not so much but it's at least usableIt's just okay for what it's doing as far as I'm concerned. Slap small mag, vert grip, and recoil reduction armour and it will blast shit good either way. And now that trident has recoil for some god forsaken dogshit balancing reason, I'd rather just use the breaker for my auto shotgun needs instead.
>>577418051>wanted to use thoraic expulsion (or however the fuck that's spelled)>expected them to get knocked off their feet>it's a non-interactableDamn shame.
>>577416617not my thing but impressive
>>577418457Yeh, was the first thing I tested too.
>>577420108she's cute until you realize she has a 2 minute lifespan
>>577414220It's a helmetThey're sitting on the laser smg and that's pisses me offI want my las carbine >:(
>>577421843Be a real helldiver and protect her.
>>577378759Now THAT's copeDefense of SE was a fucking fiasco, let down, embarrassment and ultimately irrelevant, it would actually be better if it didn't happen at all lolmao
>>577422427I stomp on tranime, not protect it.
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>>577424106Whatever you say furnigger
>>577424305Last time I checked we're in /hdg/, a thread about Helldivers 2, NOT /a/.>>577424308Troons and furniggers both get the rope.
>>577424106kill yourself bug fucker
>>577424568Damn a redditor, that's even worse.
>>577408940>light medic armour sissy running from the least threatening enemy in the game and throwing down an eagle strafing run against a dispersed groupembarrassing...
>>577425518What would you do in this situation?"Stand your ground" and get raped by arcs from 360 degrees?
>>577408940mindless sneeds have actual spawns now?