>>577295554>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>great annual questionnairehttps://forms.gle/aCGZaKKPkCeiNAr3A>gimmickshit tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1nI0khOs1bJhhGXyHo_49Fyd-XoIHHEFhp0e5SvEYS1M/edit?usp=sharing>registrationhttps://forms.gle/p39mAg4iyWJ4wSmF6
holy sexoooooooooooooooo
I'm stroking to horsie tits and tummy rn
WWYD? Is this an iron push?
My personality? Oh yes, it's the type of fetishistic Japanese cartoon porn I consume.
>>577391920No. 6p. This shape has decent improvement chances.
>>5773919201m riichi and ippatsu tsumo
>>577391920Discarding my seed inside Mutsuki
>>5773919201m dama, draw 3p for sanshoku ryantan.
>>577391920>cope wwyd
>>577391020>>577391020>>577391020>>577391020Qualis for NTR Tourney begin in 1 day. Sign up now!DOC: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nI0khOs1bJhhGXyHo_49Fyd-XoIHHEFhp0e5SvEYS1M/edit?usp=sharingSHEET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13uood9Na1jA-FxSQicfgnZiB60-LzpJrF2RCizzAnjY/edit?usp=sharingSIGNUP: https://forms.gle/p39mAg4iyWJ4wSmF6
No, I don't think I will.
This is the only WWYD I like because it shows two valid ways to play the hand
>>577392816stop using the bunny for these nefarious purposes
>>577391020>gimmickshit tourneyWhy are you guys so insecure about this tourney? It's just a name. You don't get cucked IRL, you don't even have girlfriends. We could all have a laugh about it, but you have to sperg out like retards and fuel thread schizos. Great job.
>>577392965>two valid ways>iitsu being more valid and brave than sskshould have stayed at work
>>577393101Chinese baggie syndrome
>>577393101why does she have buttpluh on her head
>>577393101Let's see what happens with the thread if I announce an MLP tourney then, shall we?
>>577393491I'll be the famous Rarity
>>577393148Just because you hate ittsuu doesn't mean it's a bad yaku
>>577393593sexoooo
>>577393101I am this close to rev inmu tourney and shill it on all platforms to kill /mjg/ once and for all
>>577393491It would take off
>>577392082>>577392108>>577392320>>577392708Mass produced digikeks, how do we respond?By the most classic push-fold standards, this is an instant riichi. You generally upgrade a 2 han kanchan to 3 han.Without an inner yonrenkei, middle kanchan waits do not improve to ryanmen easily enough to justify waiting purely for a wait and value (pinfu) upgrade. If we think purely about a wait upgrade by cutting 6p, the bulge shape in manzu could very well lead to us locking in pinfu nomi, losing both dora and tanyao acceptance. We're on turn 8, which is about the time when everyone calls riichi, so it's a critical inflection point where we get stricter with locking in the shapes we already have.If we think about win rate, the middle tile dora doesn't come out easily, even if we dama. If this was a chiitoi dora tanki, wouldn't Tsuchida instariichi too?MAKA probably thinks this wait is just too horrible to win by riichi, and would rather avoid 4th by securing 2600 (a much bigger impact here, although it's nowhere near a good lead), folding if chased, or hoping for the safest way to tsumo.Akochan is happy to instariichi.>>577392094fujitakana-5.png
>another shartbuddy S+DETECTIVES DO SOMETHING
shart sing up
>>577393101unironic cucks getting uppity about people making fun of them
>>577393491looking forward to it
Just had a nice wank for a good nights sleep. Cya tomorrow /mjg/
>>577393878no one cares about your braindead luckshit wwyd newfagbuddy
>>577393491the thread would get global 15'd, make a better example
>post non cope no obvious answer wwyd with extensive writeup accounting for several different human and bot perspectives>/mjg/ hates it
>>577393101I'm here to talk about mahjong, little tranny, not to read blogposts about the doujin you just read or to read your no doubt hilarious cuck jokes.
>>577394547where is it? all I see is a gloating luckshitbuddy wwyd
I trust MAKA over that deal in slut Ako
>>577394650Guess what, you get to play mahjong in the tournament.
>>577394003But I have to get to saint?
>>577394650no you're notyou're a kekspert that plays ranked twice a month and jobs in leagueyou use training wheels and reddit yaku namesthe only book you've read is rb1 and you cannot even applies its ideas to anythingyou don't care about mahjong
>>577394547I simply have no interest to point out every single mistake this ape made during his extensive write up or whatever you call that self glazing gibberish
>>577388980genuinely what was TO thinking
>I want more WWYDS!>NO, NOT LIKE THATSpoiled bratty jongers... need correction...
>>577394929you forgot your amaekoromo-0.png
Nobody can identify with someone who can ippatsumo a kanchan on the aka on top. That's all there is to it.
>>577394964Why are Blue Archive posters so gay?
>>577394794No, it's a gimmicky version of mahjong that I have no interest in. I also didn't care for the unlimited asura tourney. But this is besides the point, as I don't mind the tourney itself, I just find this melty over the word laughable.>>577394863I'm saint and better than you.
>>577395140don't play then>I'm saint and better than you.lollmao
>>577395140prove you are really a saint and I'll believe youpost your friend code
>>577395140Sure you are pal
Does this look like the face of NTR to you?
>>577394178oyasumi
new rule for all /mjg/ WWYDsyou are NOT ALLOWED to post the results of your WWYDit distracts you from the purity of decision making and that's how the japanese do it
>NTR thread gets cucked Is mjg all pawns to Toki?
>>577395436
don't forget to fill out the form:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgYJiYJttWYmLwJd7MQ57lEe-6WJLKqWNDBW1XdK0vR3cVJw/viewform?usp=publish-editor
>anon is wrong and retarded>no i will not explain whyaiharamai-989.png
>>577395436>toki>look at the sheet>no tokifake he is clearly a blue archive plant
>>5773956040s even if MAKA cuts sha
>>577395604tsumogiri
What if instead of a wwyd I just posted the deal-in directly and looked at you like this?
Are /we/ playing?
>>577393491sing me upatarashiako-1.png
>>577395953inb4 it looks chink and bad, but sure
>>5773956040s or 4s doesn't matter here, the wall is rigged so that I will draw the tile I just discarded next turn, I've seen this before
>>5773956044s
>jongier than thou spergout>not one person trying to play the game>not even as a joke
>>577395604I'm feeling soulless, sha riichi
>>577395604I remember this one, they were making fun of Shibukawa who previously dealt-in with aka while chasing a yakuman. All pros agreed the bakyou looks too dangerous to push anything, on top of the player being retarded and putting themselves into furiten, so they all folded with sha.
what are we even playing mahjong for if we fold double yakuman tenpai to riichi
>>577396334>>577396337I didn't notice it was furiten AIEEE
>>577396475what's the point of pushing more expensive tenpai if you are going to get raped into 4th by taking it
>>5773956044s will be cheaper on average if it deals in, so that
>>577396618why
>>577396618*deals into toimen's daisangen*
>>577396268I play, but I'm bad. I play ranked and I'll take part in the tourney.
>>577388228GGs. Newnyaggers are cute
>>577396475>niggas will fold yakuman chance for 2nd place acceptanceshamelessabsolute cuck behavior
>>577388228GGs nya
>>577396786thats me
>>577396702Because the player is momo
>>577396475the soul is gonejust grind and post maka scores
>>577396753ggs
Don't play mahjong while hungover
>>577396974turn on the stream
>>577395892Yosh, yosh, Cynthia-chan.Let me give you some belly rubbies*rub rubs*cynthia-6k.png
>>577396974Why are you hungover on a thursday?
>his low quality cynthiaslop didnt get replies so he just samefagged it
T-that's not me?cynthia-6k.png
>>577397225You wish
>>577396718>daisangen>two hatsu already dead
>>577397225Yosh, yosh, Meari-san, or I'm betting your virginity in the next game.saa, kakegurui masho!
>>577397518you will never be japanese
>>577397423/mjg/ doesn't know any yaku beyond riichi? What a shock.
>>577397572Sorry, I kept it in English so you could understand it.
>>577397572why would anyone want to be japanese
Saoto's memarys
NAMONE NAMONE NAMONE
>>577397748so stop acting like a cringelord
>>577397748Crippling anxiety, stress and low wages. But you live in grorious nippon!
If you get cucked in the tourney you get cucked IRL
>>577397857But that's exactly how Yumeko talks.
>>577397857are you retarded
>>577398007Good thing nobody here has a significant other.And if they do, they were long cucked before the tournament.
Majster Symulator
>>577398314this but TF2
>>577391020I don't understand this tourney. Do regular points and placement count?
>>577398758nyes
>>577398758anon... your reading reps...
>>577398758the answer is rape tumultuous into being prim and upstanding member of the society
>>577398758tourney meta will just be spamming tanyao and toitoi and yakuhai
Anon on the telly!
New rule for the tournament: if you get double ronned while the 3rd player is also in tenpai, he loses the points you would have normally lost.
>>577399104doko
>>577399128old man is so virile
Toimen chiis 4m and kamicha riichis right after.WWYD?
>>577399327Use your detective skills anon
>>577399421client
>>577399430Channel 4?
>>5773994218m?
>>577399421plapbutsu 5pfeed everyone but dealer, 3 dora out and it can't be expensive enough
>>5773994215p sashikomi
>>577399537It's elementary my dear Aru, what mahjong streamers get referenced in this thread?
>>577399731...Shibukawa?
>>577399828ako is for meatarashiako-1.png
>>577399731>he tries to reason with blue archive posteri don't even know who is dumber here anymore
I solved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xf7w6lHxic
>>577399990Jinjin is from here?!
>j*ngers
>>577400096she literally played 4 leagues with us
a real anon would never actually play mahjong.
https://mspark.com/
>websites
Tokon koko doko
>>577400259don't click this it creates mustard lotion
>>5773994219s
>>577400182Sorry I joined this year, all I know is that The Winning Team was the best league team ever and that the Nyanderthals got robbed.
Tokon?
>league 1>sakurai showing off his jankiryuu skills with his kyaputen being mad all the time>league 2>sakurai on commentary making fun of tsuchida and his team>league 3>mizuhara friendzoning the entire thread with one postcan we just go back
>>577400657You have to move on
>>577400657sell the soul lose the uhhh.. uhh
>>577400657dont forget when fkmt crashed the stream and solo commentated the semi finals
New Yani Neko episode is out!
>>577400819did he even deliver the OC he promised or was it just a joke?
>>577400851
>>577400657They're too famous to call us niggers now anon...
ANON TERMINALS ARE NOT GENBU
ANON NO
>>577398758Yes as normal, bonus points from gimmick are just added on top
>>577400458Do you know about the true heroes: Gomen Ronners?
I clicked pon instead of ronis it over for me
>>577401981ohnononono your mortal scores are in danger
>>577401981Yes
>>577401981isekai is the only option
>damagood job anon
>>577401981this is why i autistically turn on autoron everytime, one missclicked ron is all it takes
>>577399421>>577399486>>577399541>>577399630>>577399705>>577400432Suffice to say, but you don't push this hand. That said, my biggest worry here wasn't to avoid losing points, but rather to prevent the dealer from winning and jeopardize my 1st place. I'm not in risk of losing points (unless I push like a retard ofc) so sashikomi into another player feels like the right play here. The question is what tile do I discard?5p and 9s are riichi genbutsu (and mortal's and MAKA's prefered choice) but they don't seem like obvious tiles that my toimen or shimocha want. Shimocha looks like he's going for bakahon (even though, he discarded that 1s dora so late for some reason) and he discarded 4m just before kamicha's riichi which could mean he's in tenpai or iishanten. I decided to discard 8m suji because of that. I was not afraid of some weird kanchan/shanpon from my kamicha because with 3 dora 1s and 2 aka out, I don't think his hand would be that costly unless it was a inflated by pinfu or ura, so I risked it. Honestly, I don't know if it was the right play but it worked out. If no one had called, dealer would have won 12k points two turns later.
>>577402279>If no one had called, dealer would have won 12k points two turns later.That's 12k points you technically won for yourself.
Posting this for our friends in america
>>577393001There's no use fighting it. That one ritualposter did irreparable harm to the reputation of all bunnies.
>>577402443Where do I donate the dollars to watch the movieAlso what movie?
>>577402218For me it's opening the emote menu to click one at the bottom exactly as the SKIP button appears.
The ntr script downloader doesn't work for me, am I retarded?
>>577399990How can you listen to this nauseating music?vtumors are mental
>>577402834There's music? I can only hear her high pitch noises.
>>577402929oh, and a hornTHANK YOU FOR SWITCHING
>>577399990she sounds old. probably already has two kids
>>577403007Mcuck, pay me for watching this slop torture
>>577403104Yeah, mine
I just muted her and put rainy mood in the background
>>577402929High pitch..?
Thank God I don't have mahjong in my mind so much that I go to sleep dreaming about it
>>577403162finally, was it worth it to streamsnipe your favorite 'tumor?
>>577403339Her Koito-like squeaks and meeps when she wins or deals-in.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TARGET HER YOU FOOL
>>577402753Make sure your browser settings allow custom user scripts. I tried it with success in Firefox and chrome couple days ago
Looper here, do you dama that last chiitoi hand? With 5s nearly depleted and 4s suji, waiting on 7s didn't look bad to me? Or was it too late and people would just discard 100% genbutsu? I guess 2nd place is a win too, and could have targeted the vtuber for the 1st place, but just wanted to hear some insight from better players.
>>577404380yes and yes
>>577404380did you get her number?
>>577403816Fuck Mary
>>577404791...then kill.
Should I just groom mahjong 2views? I know enough nip to hold a conversation.
>>577405082>2viewstoo late
>>577405082just buy a prostitute instead? at least you get something out of it
Need 3 whores to play mahjong
>>57740534010whores
what stops you from grooming an anon over IRC into becoming your personal 2view?
I would totally fuck a chinese twinkboy anon
>>577406183cyberange*
https://jiggie.fun/9tohrV
>>577406183That's it, I will never go to a meetup
stay safe c******* n*** C*********
>>577404380Winning is 2nd or 1st. I would never risk a 4th for a better chance at 1st. If I riichi the dealer can send me to 4th with a 3 han hand because of my stick and he already has 1 aka.
I'm going to sleep. You guys want anything?
>>577406741your spit
>>577406741Sweet dreams, anon
>>5774067410 and you die in your sleep
>>577406741want you to dream about slenderman raping you while you are in sleep paralysis
>>577406741What ever you do don't dream about spiders crawling up your legDon't dream about spiders crawling up your legDon't think about a giant house spider crawling up your leg while you sleep looking for warmth
>>577407019You too
you now remember armshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iTWkJdPojQ
>>577406741wnpoko cpit.
Doko?
>>577407640no one in this thread would be able to beat my cobra kid. arms 2 soon btw
>>577396974thanks for the warning
>>577407640I only remember the noodle girl
https://youtu.be/0s6OKV1cRBs
>keeps opening the event page when I've already flipped it allNice coding, chinks.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH BLOBS
>>577407640>2 whole fucking hours
>>577408864no kokos until this memetourney is over
>>577410157Youtube is daycare for the unemployable
>>577407640I don't actually
I just hit Novice 3 in my last game, I'll be able to start farming stardust for summons soon, right?RIGHT?
>>577410681no pogeyman on vg
>>577410681>farming stardust
>>577410718Kirlia's beauty and potential transcend vp
>>577410681Once you hit adept yesFair warning though, practically you are never going to be getting enough gifts from ranked alone for scrolls from ranked aloneDoes somebody have the graph off-hand? I lost mine changing 'puters
>>577410489Surely there are better videos to fill two whole hours. Just how much can be said about a doa fightan game.
>>577410936strokebro..
