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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
Current CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/Good
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg
08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon
08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/2000
08/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
08/13 - New Legend Races
08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer
08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event
08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky
08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600

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New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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>>577444221
How does SR wit Boy uma butt scratcher compare to other SSR Wit cards?
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don't worry I'll be gentle... Seiun can watch
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I'm so pissed off right now
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>>577442301
I think all three of us were looking around wondering where Oguri went

>>577442864
>>577442352
It's true, under the dirt there's a Derby

The race itself: https://files.catbox.moe/cpo0c1.mp4
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>>577444221
Sex
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all these ms victoria posts with oguri and her own clone worshipping the TRVE WINNER are so fucking funny
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wahey
>>577444327
it's goog for autoplay atleast if you want to target gw but for GL I wouldn't really use it, use daiwa sr instead
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Does this pass the soul check?
My oguri is in the middle btw
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I'm nervous bros...I barely made A finals.
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Would you lose?
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>>577442930
MY RICKEY FENDS OF THE LAST XOGGER
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zQa6wuEZ_R5390pqjIL5ogZc
Thanks for coming
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Next CM will be butter
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>>577444418
V cucked you
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>>577444450
thanks for hosting, love these
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>>577444332
jesus how in the fuck I won by a head
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>I'm the only XOguri in the room
I'm being rewarded for not doing shit until the start of CM yet again
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this one seems nice
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uwoh... rudolf... so lucky....
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Post the uma that won it for you
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CM Plat count?
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Kinda funny how soulless her gameplay is when she looks so KINO in miss victoria
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FUCK YEAH
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Birb won it.
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>>577444527
Teio's POV
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>borrow the wrong parent
>start an ace career on URA
jesus fuck...
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https://exhentai.org/s/e16d0865fa/4108940-5
Nishino when I unzip my UF Taiki on her in her legend race
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>>577444604
holy fucking sovl
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>>577444586
still 1
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>>577444516
I have already done my ace for next CM and honestly anon if you manage to get all SSRs to finish and get some mid race here and there I think its not worth to sacrifice stats and S track for whites in a parent
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>watching the sloptuber shilled last stream
>he and his bf won with soul teams
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/ourguy/ DID IT
A WIN FOR CAPITALISM AND POWER CLICKS
A DEFEAT FOR VICTRANNIA FRONTIER
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>Age of botting
>Stamlets in Group A finals
Majority of the playerbase is just burntout from this game even little Timmys can snuck to A finals now.
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>>577444593
Wait a minute that isn't Christmas Cap
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Did Umama win or not after talking so much shit this cm
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>577444419
CONFIRMED MAXIMUM SOUL
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>>577444586
I've won the last 3 consecutively
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>>577444575
I spent the entire CM period autofarming front parents and then won with a shitty medium A Xog I built in 1 run
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>>577444586
3
got to A finals ever time. i literally exist to be a jobber uma for someone else...
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my room has OG Mayano
she got 2nd
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>>577444764
Ask V he probably knows
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cmon bitch stop stalling
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>>577444764
kill yourself you obsessed animal
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>>577444586
9/17, finally above 50%
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fuck it
I'm gonna start using double dominator
It's such a pussy faggot strat
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Looks like Birb won whoever he is
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>>577444586
I have 9 with today's win
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Oguri should've been the face of the game. Not spechud
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>>577444586
7
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>>577444858
It's okay I'm sure you'll get your third one next cm
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>>577444680
Same...
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>>577444847
She already won with GoldCity?
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>>577444858
uh oh
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genuinely why do you watch a sloptuber's chanmi?
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Do we have enough oshi winners to do an oshi only race?
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>>577444586
5. Not bad for f2p imo.
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>>577444858
You lost Umama
Go cry to your bf on discord
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>>577443797
Matched with fellow UFs, got spirit stamina diff'd
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every race I go I see her face...
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>>577444959
nothing else to do while clanking

>>577444586
5
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>>577444586
2
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>>577444586
15 A finals 1 plat
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I'm feeling pretty good, /uma/!
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>>577444575
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You should not hate on Oguri too much, she gets shafted in anything but gameplay. She's yet to be properly featured in a single scenario or story mode, is banned of food related story modes as a joke, does not have NEXT FRONTIER vocals and she's more memorable when she appears on the careers of her friends than on her own.
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>>577444586
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>577444940
oh
the scrubber preview was only giving a white thumbnail and i cba to manually click around for too long
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>>577444575
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>>577444973
Probably. Oguri is the majority of people's oshi.
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I only win the CMs I shouldn't win.
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>>577444586
12/17
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Ayabe bwos, ww@?
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>>577444586
This is my 10th one
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How the fuck are these 1400 speed umas winning
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>>577444575
tanked 2 murmur and won the midrace over the rickey that took me ages to get
>>577444586
11
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>>577444586
8/17 more than I thought
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Umama status?
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>>577444586
3 plat
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>>577444586
One, the most recent sprint.
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>>577445274
Lost finals, crying about xoguris
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>>577445235
RNG
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>>577444586
12/17. Missing Scorpio and Aquarius for the full set
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>>577445131
She got the best anime
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Who's YOUR Ms. Victoria?
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>>577444575
add 1 race and 1 win
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>>577445096
Not a trivial lobby either. Opponents were respectable.
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>>577445235
>100 real speed difference to 1600 spdkeks
a few skills (especially speed greens) and good velocity/accel procs and it's gg
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>>577444575
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>>577445304
V... You need to console her
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>>577445235
Better greens, better accels, better mid-race, more wit to hit their skills, their debuffers hit, they don't wide swing, they didn't get blocked...
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>>577445371
in my case I kind of feel like a fraud, I was beating UG6+ xoguris just 50/50 in the earlier phases, but they put me with UG2 and UG3 ones that came with G dirt debuffers so I beat em with my oshi, but feels kinda bad since 1/6500 or so, never been so low...
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Virgo Cup* status?
https://poal.me/bhsv6r
https://poal.me/bhsv6r
https://poal.me/bhsv6r
Cheesing B Finals for Ms. Victoria...doesn't feel that good but fuck Xogs. I'll see y'all at A next CM
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>Most Soulless CM ever
>From the ashes rise the pure SOVLful anons trying their best to win with their oshis
>Saw ones like Makween, Tickezo, Daiwa, Kawakami among the Ms. Victorias
Maybe /uma/ isn't so bad
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>>577445235
Brocked never went away.
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>>577445572
Nah it's still pretty bad here
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Brickey? No! Rickey!
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Digitan LOVE
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>>577444575
she shouldve beat my hoguri but nobody was close enough to trigger her unique...
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Finally got my ace to sing Ms. Victoria for the 1st time, bros. 140 impulse rolls well spent on this shortstack
Man I love Inari, especially her unusually cool voice when she sings that song
Race: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jF2aemXxo
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>>577445638
Dickey on my Rickey
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>>577445572
Anon, I promise to go Emperor Spe for the Arima CM
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Almost lost because the third place shitter didn't bring debuffers and the second place Oguri survived with 1% hp.
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https://poal.me/cbxdbh
https://poal.me/cbxdbh
https://poal.me/cbxdbh
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>>577445743
but racist spechud is meta
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>>577445638
Rickey HATE
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I love Rice
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Fuck your meta, my wife wins!!!
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>>577445686
>B Finals
How the fuck is it fair that they get it? That's basically fourth place.
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Oh shit I kneel lmao
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>Umama lost
>Umama lost
>Umama lost
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>>577445881
The back of Rickey's head looks like a cold ballsack
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this can't be correct. I shouldn't have got Gold* for placing 3rd, shouldn't it be Silver*?
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>>577445964
Where?
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Any richfag bought the new fold 8? How does umamusume ui look in it?
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>no uma stan
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THROUGH THE RICKEY AND THE HOG WE CARRY OOOOOOONNN
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what do the cm numbers mean (like the 1/2/3 out of ?) do you want them to be higher or lower
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>>577445964
Are you really surprised lol
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>>577445913
The king of the hogs
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>>577446063
Only thing that matters is you get 1/x
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>>577445964
This is even funnier when you remember he queue'd 30 mins before reset every round
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>>577445964
>all of our namefags lost
nyoticing.....
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>>577446003
A Rank finals guarantees gold.
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>>577446063
Topro sexo
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>>577445964
>wants to be thread celebrity
>suddenly doesn't want to be thread celebrity when it comes to gameplay
like pottery
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>>577444575
LET'S GO RICKEY
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>>577446063
the lower the number the easiest the lobby
if you get 1/9000 or lower, you didn't win you sealclubbed shitters
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rise my XOguri
RISE
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>>577446198
He only cares for ERP
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>>577445572
>Daiwa, Kawakami among the Ms. Victorias
Hey i saw a Scarletfag post his team last night
Did he win?
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>>577446063
bigger number means your average lobby rating was higher = tougher competition. you want it to be lower, but if you win and it's a big number you get bragging rights
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>>577444586
8/17 here, 3 of them with Biwa
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>>577446206
>that speed while running creek
nice rickey dude
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>>577445572
>>577446175
...so 2nd and 3rd get the same titles? No it doesn't. I have always made it into A Finals, and I have more than a few Silver/Bronze.
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>>577446063
The number of people collectively beaten by your lobby
Big number means hard lobby, and bragging rights
Small number means easy lobby, and an easier win
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I guess it's time
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I lost to a *****...
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>>577446063
out of ? is a pool of player. its a similar to a mmr to put you with players with similars results
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rate CM17
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>>577445572
IDK how I replied to you too. 1st and 2nd were Hog 1 "You Didn't" and 2 "Win". 3rd 4th 5th. 6th Distance. Soulless dogshit.
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>>577446361
that could be 300 clovers
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>>577446447
10/10 because I won.
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>>577446447
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP /10
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>>577446353
>>577446290
Your matching before the ranking seems to be random between rounds 1 and 2 though, it still seems to be RNG whether you got thrown against stronger qualifying opponents which would upgrade your number

my winrate was higher this CM than last, but i got a lower overall rank in this CM than last anyway
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>>577446447
its incredible how people cannot follow a simple guide for a game that is already solved twice.
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>>577446447
I won/10
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>>577446447
I love looping.
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>>577446447
10/10 because my oshi is meta and I won
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>>577446447
Xoguri double debuff players are vantablack gorillaniggers/10
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Everyone is so busy they forgot to roll for Seeking the Pearl.
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>>577446447
I winned
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>>577446447
I wonned/10
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>>577446447
least painful loss so far at least
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>>577446681
she has a rerun so who cares
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>>577446447
>Didnt activate Festive Miracle and still won / 10
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>>577446532
YWNBAW
YWNBAU
EAT SHIT LMAO
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>>577446784
>diaper cap
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>>577446447
XOguri/10
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>>577446532
lmao you suck
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>>577446542
I think one of the most dangerous Oguris i faced this entire CM was a regular one with a 52% winrate
She's been around for so long and i still see HOgs that are only built halfway
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>>577446784
This is way funnier than it should
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>>577446542
But I wanna win with cool characters
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Two hogs and four debuffers. Another 3rd, Doto did the best she could.
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get fucked Doto
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>>577446532
>still in melty
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>>577444586
4. I'm a second place A finals collector.
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>5AM
>11 hours from now
YOU'RE AWAKE RIGHT NOW JUST SEND IT BITCH
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I would like to try winning a CM with rice but I'm not sure how I can get 1200 power with her....
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>>577446447
66/81
we'll get em next time
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I won the last three cms in a row so you guys have to be nice to me
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>>577446681
Don't fret, for I rolled in their stead.
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>>577447131
hey
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>>577446063
it's just huge cope so you feel less bad about losing
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>>577446447
Played like 3 or 4 XOguri careers and won plat. Pretty good EHP rate
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Boo
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Why is she like this
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>>577444575
I only realized I didn't get OYL after but I've had a miserable time with medium S so I let her ball anyway
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>>577447293
Ah!
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>>577446447
pathetic/10

Medium Dirt is lame.
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I'm not smooching you fuck off
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why does she look like she had zero thoughts today
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>>577447363
>no star
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>>577444575
I even picked summer runner by mistake
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>>577447437
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>>577446681
I got her tho (sparked lmao)
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>>577447363
>4 reacts
>the uma&cord is real
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>>577445572
I went XOguri and Debuffers because I have jack shit for dirts, but I have a lot of options for Milers. I'm gonna use Fine Motion and Kitasan Black but who do I run in the third slot?
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SHE DID IT HOLY FUCK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE THANK YOU OGURI GOAT

B FINALS CHADS WE WON
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Why hasn't Kumiyabe drawn Shichi yet?
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>>577446163
he won though?
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>>577446541
Yeah it's random, but that seems to be what it means
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>>577446447
nyoppers... feels bad man...
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Cursed Image
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>>577447467
the beast
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>>577447625
EXTREMELY SOVLLESS
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>>577447562
Probably doesn't like drawing fat ugly bastards (Shichi's type).
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Your win is not impressive.
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>In the middle of a pure pain run with Bourbon
WELP
We'll see if she can get good sparks or something out of this but its nothing but 2nds so far
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yea im gonna clank my way into b finals from now on lmao
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>1/16.436 Group A
is this high or mid tier tryhard?
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This is more satisfying to me than winning.
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>>577447680
Have u seen the Little Cocon doujin? It's literally a bunch of ojisans raping her
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Reminder your WR doesn't mean anything
Your SOVL doesn't mean anything
You either have plats or you don't, simply as that
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>>577444575
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>>577447750
super sweatlord tier
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>>577447625
Understandable
>>577447783
TRVKE
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Your win is very impressive. Thank you for showing us. I look at every image.
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>>577447750
that's colossally high
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>>577446891
Laisu...is in heat.
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>>577447750
my highest ever was 18k but thats pretty high average a finals is around 10k
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You either perfect or you're not Oguri
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I think this is the biggest lobby I've ever been in too.
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>>577447750
i didnt even think that many people still played global
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>>577447819
>>577447883
>>577447901
wow...I never expected I try hard it that hard
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>>577447783
plats don't mean anything either
all I want is carats and tickets
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Actually super upset right now. I've only won 3 CMs so far, none during MANT, and with how bad all my MANT support pulls went and how much better my GL pulls went, I really thought I had a shot. 85% WR XOguri just gets blocked by 3 front runners dying with no stam and the other XOguri thats worse in every way gets around and wins. I'm blocked so hard the 3 front runners with no stam still finish before me so I get 3rd. They literally made a fucking U shape.
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>>577448113
Got a recording?
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>>577448113
just like the shape your face made watching the race lol. but upside down!
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>>577447750
I still find it funny how clueless I was on this and posted a 1/3k a while back which is still the lowest amount I've seen in A finals
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>>577447112
Next CM is probably your best chance
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>people getting brocked hard again
Does this mean Go With the Flow is back on the table?
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>>577444327
insane for fronts
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>>577448113
The fuck did you pull for during mant? There wasn't anything worth pulling for.
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>>577448250
DIRT kino has a power penatly compared to turf keks
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Can't fap to Oguri anymore after losing to her so many times
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>>577447750
What did you do to deserve this?
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>>577446891
>>577447897
Why is it so hard to daughterzone these things.
I put them in that box for a reason.
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>>577444586
0
Not a single one because I always end up in Group B and can't even win that
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>>577448113
Should've ran THE GOAT
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>>577448113
>I really thought I had a shot. 85% WR XOguri
you got soul'd
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Plat number status?
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Why the fuck do people post about wins in group B? You did not win.
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>>577448445
OGURI DOM!
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>>577448642
already asked above gwochacho
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>>577448660
Group A third > Group B first
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>>577448113
Something similar happened to my Aries XOg
Im not sure the late start contributed to it but a deboofer Natie drifted in front of my XOg right as the final spurt started and she didn't move out of the way for ten whole seconds

I replicated the race in practice rooms and won 8 races out of 11.. with several 1-2 finishes
my XOg was far and away the strongest in the lobby of the three
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>>577444586
11/17
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>>577448791
>I replicated the race in practice rooms
you cannot replicate CM matches because debuffs work differently in practice rooms though
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>>577448853
Raping Tama's chud ass
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>>577448458
just a normal oguri and 3 runs of unity for my debuffers. I learn how to play the scenario 3 days before CM
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>>577448660
Not a single B-er in this thread bro. We're all A rank. You have no proof.
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>look at my finals ranking
>scroll down past the third guy in my lobby just for kicks to see oshi teams and actually read other players names for once
>entire list as far as i can see is xoggers with the occasional rickey

ok hold up. is every single global player watching umatubers?
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>>577446447
Feels pretty good to win the sole Dirt Medium CM. I just hope I can get a plat star for Sagittarius and/or Aquarius.
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>>577448886
I did gather that
So what i did after experimenting was to pile as many aces from all three trainers into one team so the deboofers all thwack every ace evenly. so for instance i put all 3 XOgs in slots 1 to 3.
My team was the least deboofer heavy anyway, just two Tethers
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>won last cm playing late larping as pace
>won this cm playing late larping as pace
I'm starting to see a pattern
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>>577446447
Grand Live really made this way worse than it had to be, but somehow I pulled through. Dirt + Xog + Dom/Keen Eye is a hell of a combo on top of Grand Live being a miser on stamina, though not completely unbeatable. Don't be afraid to run oshi picks, even if they're "bad"
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The sub-1600 speed, medium A, 800 wit Xog gets the plat
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>>577448494
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Xog giga clutched at the end
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Golden Victoria or Graded A 2nd/3rd
Discuss.
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>>577449126
Pace fucking sucks, its a cucked style.
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>>577449139
BASED
Proof that there are no bad umas, just bad torenas
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>>577449139
UWAAAAAAAAAAA TAISHIIIIIIIIIN
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>>577449139
holy SOUL
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>>577449126
I forgot to set my late Rickey off of pace in round 1 and she actually got several wins despite being understammed
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>>577444586
im at 5, but I tell people im 16/17. you cant prove me wrong either. im f2p with bad luck on all my rolls so far. i do what i can and will unleash my true strength in a few more months when i spend my giant carat horde on all the late meta uma and cards
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Post numbers, I lucked out into a jobber lobby
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>>577448494
Not daughter. Imoutowife.
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Yanko and Panja Tower
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>>577449550
>sub 1k lobby
you know what
you deserved that ms victoria
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OMG THE FINAL SPRINNT!!!!!
response chuddy?
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>>577449550
>920
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If you didn't win who topped your group?
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>>577449643
No I didn't, that's why I robbed the other two players at gunpoint, I'm making out of this shit like a bandit.

Literally finding children to mug for carats, the heel life is good
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No such thing as Brickey.
>>577449550
Group B 990 for me.
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>>577449717
BLAZE IT
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>>577449550
Can we go lower??
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>>577449174
>>577449565
I don't want to find Rice attractive.
She's my imouto who spooked me 7 times.
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>won plat with my wife
>get to log into JP in 3 hours and pull for the swimsuit version of my other wife
life is good
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>>577449586
they even have the gyaru socks
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I've seen more soul wins in this CM than the others posted here, how did the most apathetic Hog CM produce so much kino?
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Group B doesn't count.
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>>577448113 (me)
Worst part is it happened because of me. I was running Nice Nature/Halloween Creek with Subdued/Flustered and 564/Stamina Siphon. I killed them and their bodies crushed me to death.
>>577448435
0 Fuku in 400
0 NTR or Ayabe in 200
Still only have 0LB Windy when I have 10+ SRs released after her at MLB. Because of this my borrow slot in MANT was practically reserved for NTR and I couldn't build anything good.
>>577448593
>soul'd
The winner was another XOguri
>>577448791
I didn't even think about trying to replicate it. I'll see what happens
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>>577449754
A better xog
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Say something nice about Tamamo right now
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>>577449849
Manwhore
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>In Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, a Champions Meeting (CM) lobby number displayed as a fraction (like 1st / 1,200) shows your final placement versus the total number of active players who competed in that specific matchmaking pool or tier.

Huh, I really thought it was some sort of power level rating or some shit
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>>577449954
I have a lot of love in my heart. They understand.
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Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
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>>577449840
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Not a single soulful win in this thread.
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my podium was falco and 2 oguris vanilla and non specific holiday
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>>577449889
Real ones saw this as an opportunity to make it or break it and it just so happened most made it against the ones clanking their hogs
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>>577449586
Why Panja Tower looking like George Patton
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>>577449937
Very economical
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How does this make you feel?
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Got 3rd, but dude I almost had them.
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>>577449937
She's poor (affectionate)
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>MIIIINNAAAAAAAAA in ur path
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How the fuck does grouping even work? You'd literally never see yourself as say 23/14000
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>>577450054
Her curly hair is so pretty...
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>>577448791
Dont debuffers debuff everyone in practice?
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>>577449840
Don't be so tsun.
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>>577450295
Why is she so round?
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>>577449993
>matchmaking pool
the pools are obviously different since everyone has a different number
>or tier
but everyone is in the same tier? if there are different tiers wouldn't several people have the same exact number?
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>>577450183
Congrats B rank bro.
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>>577450427
she was just a head when she was born
her body came in after
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148391466
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148402498
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>>577444575
I didn't need the alcoholic coworker
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My trainee got really upset one day and said that she wanted nothing to do with me so I haven't talked to her in probably a year and a half
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>>577449174
>>577450376
>>577449840

Elektra Shower
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>this is the top scored aptitude test uma right now
global can't seem to breach Ue yet
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Am I supposed to feel bad after only having 2 plats after playing for a year
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HOEEEEH
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Any shichi winners?
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>>577450527
These aren't horses. It's not even porn.
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>sees a UG hog
>fuck guess I'll just lo--
>end closer
>Oh?
>
Hell yeah I'll take it. Last time I won CM was like, a year ago.
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>>577450594
Imouto umanko is powerful...
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This CM is making me think about quitting the game. What's the point if every CM is soulless slop?
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>>577444221
https://youtu.be/0QVUwGo3flU?feature=shared
Got 2nd at least
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>>577450705
>>577444940
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>>577450705
There was a fest city winner last thread
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>miss the speed star wit check (1200+ wit)
>lose by a nose
I hate this game.
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>>577450628
We already had some fag bragging on twitter about hitting UE bro
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>>577448791
As the other anon mentioned its not exact because of debuffers effecting each other but I won 5/7 just now
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I wish i had my own smart falco all i have is a STINKY Oguri
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>>577450594
That doesn't sound right. She doesn't call us papa or anything
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coughing bomb vs. hydrogen baby
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>>577450753
Who's the artist?
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https://poal.me/qgwq9h
https://poal.me/qgwq9h
https://poal.me/qgwq9h
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>>577451019
Looks like Geerux
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>>577450765
it's only soulless if you follow the meta instead of playing who you like
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>>577450628
UE is possible... in Unity
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I finished B finals in 3rd place. I'm kind of a big deal, I know
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>>577450765
We had a Tickezo plat here bro, what's your excuse?
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>>577451024
>2 votes on 17 already
Whale or larper, call it.
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>>577451024
These numbers are... high
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>>577451201
Every King needs a crown, and you dropped yours
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>>577450721
Yes. And?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148398594
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148312149
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148310331
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148227426
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>>577450753
>I
ooc
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>>577450765
Use your favorite umas, every win feels great, and getting plat is even sweeter
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Oh, Rickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey, Rickey, hey, Rickey
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>>577451232
Turns out /uma/ is pretty good at CMs
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>>577451308
I need Yuuka
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>>577451327
rIce
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>>577448113
I had around an 75-80% win rate in the CM16 running 3 lates. I felt good about it but lost in the finals to a much weaker ace.
I took all the aces and reran the finals a bunch of times, and won almost every time.
Sometimes you just get unlucky in the one race unfortunately. Try not to take it so hard, seems like you did a good job
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>>577451024
hmmmmmmm
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>>577451281
crown dropped harder than kingu dropped her panties
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>>577451024
>3 liars
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>>577451379
me on the right
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>>577451308
If I was going to look at softcore porn of off topic characters I'd go to /v/.
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>>577451024
Can you lock the choices in place for a poal like this? its hard to get a sense of the distribution
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So, are CMs still worth fighting for once we're out of Zodiac signs? Fighting for a generic "Medium CM Champion :)" doesn't sound as hype as "Virgo Platinum"
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Leftover takeout fried rice, reheated in the pan, added corn, chili oil, Dashi and bouillon. Also air fryer reheated chicken wings.
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>>577451456
I think we actually have at least one anon with a perfect record
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falcos kneesocks are so erotic
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I like that one guy who draws Uma porn but censors their ears
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>>577451525
Its kino if you win all 7 mediums for the 7* medium title
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>>577451452
God I need to wife that horse, King and Maruzensky are actual perfection
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Stego cute.
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>>577451379
unironically the first or second Hey Mickey pun i've seen
I thought i would have seen more of that
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WHO'S COMPILING THE LIST?
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>>577451486
Instead you're here, still replying like a good doto poster. CURIOUS!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148140062
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148083704
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148152430
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148220976
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>>577445235
I kept telling you 1400 is barely difference to 1600 retards
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>>577451551
We'll see about that soon...
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>>577451635
LIST OF WHAT?
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>have only been doing auto careers
>day 1 of cm, finally do a manual run in GL for an ace still have only done 1 manual run
>auto select other 2 runners
>group a 3rd
Everything went better than expected.
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>>577451525
I'm still pissed they obviously made room for several stars in the trainer title only to never add more than one star
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>>577451713
Is he stepping into the crowd?
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>>577451431
Thnx. I'm trying not to. But the feeling of finally getting a good low spender deck and spending weeks learning the new scenario only to get last is really hard to shake. Makes me almost feel like not even trying on CM18.
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>>577451645
>dotoposter
>good
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>>577445235
>he fell for the 1600 speed gaslight
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why did they move away from star sign cms? its kino
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>>577451645
I'm just bored.
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>>577451713
V has 4 plats tops and use to give advice here
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A-Am I in danger?
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>>577451919
Fair, so am I. Suppose I should go and start my next auto, then play some vidya.
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>>577451704
Especially if the 1600 uma is sacrificing stam to hit that so they don't get the 900 stam speed bonus
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>>577445131
I love Oguri (character)
I hate Oguri (unit)
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rickey is brickey? more like copa or ropa.
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>Umama lost
>Umama lost
>Umama lost
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>>577451919
wanna make out
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>>577451713
what the hell is this tab?
you can scrape info on champions meet outcomes?
can you really scrape peoples available titles or some shit i dont understand
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copafeel my dickey
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>>577444221
I finally went and read Air Groove's character story and now I understand why people say she takes it in the ass.
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>>577445131
uhhhh gwo? she was the main character of the winter story scenario....
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>>577452054
Have not seen proof
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>>577444586
2
>Dirt mile
>Dirt medium (new)
i think dirt race is awesome
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>>577451996
Have fun.
>>577452096
I don't even know you.
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>>577452054
forsaken by his clubbies and his nonnies
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>>577445131
Oguri has the best manga/anime adaptation though.
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>>577452285
And?
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>>577452178
she also doesn't let you bath
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>>577452285
Thanks, I'll try!
>>577452178
Sex and Marriage with Air, in case Luna won't take me.
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Oguri should have more (You) moments with Torena desu
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>>577452109
SOON
And every single namefaggot in this thread will be exposed along with it
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>>577445131
>does not have NEXT FRONTIER vocals
cant they copy in the anime ones
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>wake up
>check finals
>see I’m against someone with the same double front comp but with way better stats and Umas (Rickey+Sky as set up)
>Get 4th place

Of course the game sets me up as the jobber.

I feel that this is the 3rd straight loss already
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>>577452357
what
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>>577451713
Don't bully him, he started in Aoharu!
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>>577445131
bwo...
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>>577452295
>>577452054
It is V fault Umama turned out like this
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>>577452501
I got into a 17k room with about 50wr
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>>577452342
I'm not a slut.
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Two days in a row of SSRs and today I got the only Premium Uma I was missing. I can't believe I got her on a random daily pull, what the hell. I'm so so so so so so so so so so happy.
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>>577452636
The Rapist
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>>577452560
she won't let you clean your room because she wants to do it herself, and a dirty room leads to you not showering, it's all connected
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>>577452636
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>>577452636
Why does she look evil?
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>>577452357
Slander
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>>577452745
she is an evil rapist
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>>577452745
She's smart.
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>>577452645
Stop replying to the faggot.
Bored or not, that is mighty cringe!
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>>577452698
Definitely makes up for never getting bright or sky.1
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>>577452723
That's kind of hot...
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>>577452636
what's she contemplating
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Now that the rush is gone and all emotions have been shared, anything you want to say about cm17 one last time?
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>>577446253
Scarletfag here
I did it.
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>>577450504
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>>577452993
Horrible.
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>>577452943
>Air will never CLEAN your body in the bath
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Nice to know us Uma pullers will have our rank increased even further. Im getting some S rank here and there. I had to lay off the wit
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>>577452943
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>>577452632
It’s still rough to have a relatively smooth time with Falco+Maru knowledge checking the auto-trained and well trained opponents, then get matched up with against the same comp but 10 times better (and multiple cards 1 LB higher)
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>>577448113
*brickeys you*
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>>577453030
This looks like a horribly drawn blowjob
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>>577453120
>open league
>UD
>Tachyon
AGNES LARPYON NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATION
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>>577452993
Umama lost (again) (lol)
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>>577452894
Wannabe thread personalities can't help themselves.
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>my trainer took me to a nudist beach and he didn't get naked
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>>577453068
she doesn't need the bath
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>>577452612
name a bigger fumble than the mejiros jobbing to old hag oguri
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>>577453532
Cryptid sighting.
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>577453362
Should've used creek!
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>>577453029
Well dang thats pretty neat
congrats
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Inari One truly is the best of the Heisei Big Three! I love this womanlet!
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>>577453601
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>>577453071
my semen
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>>577453613
oh right he kept whining about how his stamina was totally fine kek
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>>577453695
Peak!
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Why isn't there a dirt Mejiro?
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>>577453428
That's a pretty reasonable thing to be upset about.
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>>577453029
Congrats
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>>577453821
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>>577453821
slut
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Will Aston Machan be out for the next CM? I want a Scarlet, Vodka and Machan team.
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I fucking robbed this guy lmao
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>>577452603
This aunty is seducing me...
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>>577453719
adorable yet strange creature.
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>>577453805
>it wasn't am actual nudist beach
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Every CM from now on is going to be meta uma + 2 debuffers, the only difference will be who the meta uma is and what niche gold skills they'll want.
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>>577453968
i read she will arrive either the day CM opens or day 1 round 1
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So who has the best Ms. Victoria singing?
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>>577453727
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>>577454105
I won with 3 aces because I'm not a fag
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>>577454197
When she arrives i am unironically only pulling for the chance to hear this sung in its proper context
The Gold Clan shenanigans are only a side draw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
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Time to spend the next 15 minutes doing this.
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>>577454047
Gentil dokidoki destruction
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>>577454456
Nobody cares, loser.
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>>577454376
Shit's overrated, she's just yelling. Go listen to Espoir City's.
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>>577454456
I had 8k to go through, which went by pretty fast (thanks to 10x animation speed).
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>>577454371
I can't believe I find this attractive
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>>577454589
SEXPOIRRRRRRR
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cool
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>>577454663
flat
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At least none of our umas gassed out during the finals, right?

>>577454456
yeah, become a cheater and use 10x animation speed
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>1200 wit
>xog whifs everything possible
>loses to S+ ricky pace
so glad such nonsense doesn't bother me anymore. 5 cms ago my day would've been ruined
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>>577452745
fillies are predators
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https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer/releases
It's out...!
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miso victory
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>>577444586
14
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>>577454851
>even the fucking description is AI slopped
I LOVE Sam Altman and every other kike driving up the cost of computer hardware and giving resellers a reason to add a couple zeros to hardware.
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>>577454617
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>>577454551
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I do not respect your win.
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>>577448113
>>577451785
I got super demoralized after getting stomped in B a few months back only to find my way to plats. If you really want it, you never give up.
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>>577454808
three at once? looks like it's going to be a rough night
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ITT we predict future drama:

>HonseFunny implements a quota and becomes HonseSerious
>mambocalypse finally happens followed by mambo's warring kings period
>another "girl" poster appears and umama loses the spotlight
>/uma/ loses prominence and ultimately disbands after a shameful public poaching event from another club in the thread
>umama returns with a bitter old hag bit
>playerbase declines to the point where club drama at the beginning of the month starts becoming merger drama, first merger is Dacchis + Uma&Co
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>>577455057
Cute. She looks beautiful in a nostalgic way. Very intriguing expression.
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Another one for the books. Always sucks making a recording for a loss, but it is what it is.
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>>577455197
Why are Fukuposts always terrible
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>>577452636
you can't outspeed a Flower
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>>577454617
Lots of people find shakur attractive

>>577455197
>HonseFunny implements a quota and becomes HonseSerious
Villain arc...
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>>577454851
this is a guaranteed ban btw
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>>577455369
why is she on a toilet
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>>577455197
I could see this happening
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>>577454851
>https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer/releases
>live turn advisor
lmao what the fuck is this? please tell me it has an LLM churning out sloppa responses for your turn choices
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>>577454851
>French & German ship in the download
I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE FUCKS CHEAT
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>Umama lost
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>>577454851
All these bullshit but they can't make a bot that guarantees rainbows pulls
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>>577455780
Yet.
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>>577455423
Much like Fuku herself, being that one weirdo that people don't want but put up with is our specialty
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>>577454851
Downloading now, thanks!
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>>577455780
>all these bullshit
esl, please.
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>>577455505
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>my <10% WR bot Rickey somehow won
based af ngl
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Anyone get a triple Xog Ms. Victoria Podium?
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>>577455686
it tells you what trainings you will actually lose if you click on them
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is chudlord spechan better as pace or late
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>>577454589
It's nice that she actually says Victoria with a V and not with a B lol
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>>577454851
>98%+ acc
why not 100%, didn't they say the outcome was scripted?
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>>577454851
>on github
>no source provided to review or compile yourself

anyone who downloads this deserves what they get from the ESL ai sloppers making this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPsWN6yYJsA
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>>577456005
She lived in America for 5 years as a child and learned English there.
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>>577456003
On Arima? Late
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>>577454851
>>577456062
>NOTHING but a fucking readme
AHAHAH ENJOY YOUR VIRUS SLOPTARDS
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>>577454851
any guinea pigs dumb enough to try this? I really want to see what it looks like
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>>577456192
I do not think I have ever seen that before
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21 minutes and 60 Bingo sheets later and I'm finally free.
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Someone leak the Umama files I mean finals
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>>577455750
Did the fatass lose too?
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>>577456071
Vivlos' sister is so sexycute
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>>577454851
>>577456192
>Install
>Download Overseer-v1.0.0.exe — one file, everything bundled.
>Double-click it. (Windows SmartScreen? More info Run anyway. Antivirus flagging the overlay loader once is a known false-positive — allow-list the game folder.)
>That's it. The game launches, the dashboard opens, and every feature above is a switch away.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>577454851
Anyone willing to scope it out?
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>>577456458
the silence speaks for itself
by the way the silence is lovely
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>>577454851
Can they release this as separate? The rest I don't give a fuck about.
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>>577456554
This is literally written by Claude lmao
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>>577455689
Being around the counter-strike scene those two are always the usual suspects.
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Satono Cubic Zirconia.
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>>577454851
THIS IS IT
EVERYTHING IS FAIR NOW THAT EVERYONE USES IT
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>>577454851
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>>577456643
just install Hachimi for that
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>>577456529
This is NTR. She shows the POV character a phone screen of her sucking someone else's cock
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I thought you guys were honest gaymers...
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>>577456327
I think I have, but only once or twice. It's incredibly fucking sketchy, and literally abusing github as a hosting platform.
>>577456554
The smartscreen shit is pretty normal, that happens even to 110% perfectly legit stuff.
THE DESCRIPTION HERE however is weird as shit.
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>>577456796
S3 fucking when
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>>577454851
I'd use this desu
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Did this really d'serve a 13K room? I'm still bitter about the quad dom double xog matchup.
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>>577456782
I know
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luv kingu
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>>577454851
I'm using this if there's proof it can tell which trainings will actually fail, but so far snooping in the discord it doesn't seem like it.
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>>577455750
No way Umama will lose with this tool
https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer/releases
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>>577456883
I'd say no. 13k rooms are probably 75-80% wr tier. You either got unlucky with the MM or, you lucked into unluckily beating people you weren't supposed to during prelims so you got fucked. Or both
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so what did we learn?
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>>577456851
Of?
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I've never eaten any horse meat before but will my umas be upset at me for having stuff made of horse leather? Real horses don't exist in their universe so it should be fine right?
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I was the only xog user in my finals lobby and the only one with any kind of debuffer and one trainer brought a clanker. Was a pretty easy lobby all things considered.
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>>577454851
why does it look like a dick
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>>577456720
my inari one won thoughbeit
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>>577454851
>ENTIRELY slop coded, didn't even bother to write the readme himself
this shit will probably brick your pc
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>>577455057
Shakur looks so much like Speed Symboli I'm getting hard whenever I see any of them
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>>577457132
AI replacing human trainers is real. You should invest in more AI datacenters.
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>>577457156
Thats fucked up weigga
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>>577457156
Would you be mad at someone for using orc leather?
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>>577457132
ulala ovulation and sex
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>>577457214
Because it's made by AI.
I don't know why would this nigger use AI when he could just steal any image he wanted.
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>>577457156
why would you use actual horse leather? are you mongolian?
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If I want to start looping parents should I start with a shitty whiteless parent with 3* blue or 3* pink?
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>>577451772
I know what you are
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>>577454851
If I was cygames I'd release some shit like this, that actually works, and then instantly ban anyone who downloads it.
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>>577457340
because that requires the effort of looking up an image and sloppers don't want to do anything themselves
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>>577457405
No, the opposite
Start with a parent with lots of desirable whites and worry about pinks and blues later
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This reminds me of that meme where the guys involved in love triangle decided to date eachother instead of fighting over the girl. "Fuck Ruby" or something. It's so funny because this happened in Ruby's support card lmao, why was she cucking herself.
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>>577457460
source?
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7 and I pull a 10 for StP
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>>577457460
I bet america always elects an uma as president in universe.
The VP is her former trainer of course.
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>>577457147
nvm it's out

I didn't remember it was releasing in July
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>>577457569
top left corner nigga
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>>577457520
So, I start making parents for the whites as GGP
Then, the GP should have good whites and decent pinks
And I only stop at P when they have good white, pink and blue?
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>>577457156
Chinks have definitely eaten Umas during their wars in that universe
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>>577457043
of course it cant

it shows event odds which are found online
says if you'll win a race based on your current stats and some internal algorithm for minimum requirements
tells you to rest if your fail chance is high
recommends which to click based on its value (it adds up the stats you gain and weights them)

this guy ripped code from carrotjuicer and uses frida to hook random game functions and has no techniques to avoid detection
the second cygames gives a shit, they'll ban everyone using this
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swapping out MLB fine motion from my deck for LB1 yukino, what a garbage card
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>>577457575
7 and you're spooked by Pearl, 4 and I never see her as long as I play so you can still see her eventually, anything else and the thread is ranch with cornbread
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>>577457529
>Ruby belongs in the cuckchair
Someone needs to do this, even Mcqueen isn't that cucked
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>>577457705
Yeah, but you should still take blues into at least a little consideration during the GP step too
Looping whites is the long and tedious stage
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>>577457581
George Washington was an Uma, who was her Torena?
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>>577457351
Horsehide and cordovan aren't exactly uncommon for jackets, boots, and wallets
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uma delicia
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>>577457865
Don't forget things made of the hairs, like brushes
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>>577457780
well yeah i was suspicious of that claim but there's always that 1% chance that some autist banging on chatjipiti could find something
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>>577457853
King George III (also an uma)
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>>577456993
Shina wouldn't be hypnotised by a big cock that's not her trainer's
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>>577457838
Was there a guide for all of this? Maybe to check which whites should I aim for in case of scenario exclusive skills?
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Oguri gaming
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>>577457780
at that point just make it another goddamn bot, one of a few that can't make good uma
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>>577457853
Wait you make a good point...
The president is always a former trainer or an uma.
And the VP always their counterpart.
There that solves that.
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>>577458002
when is Wei coming again? November I think, right? I'm greatly considering acquiring the zoomer horse.
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>>577458002
Helios seems like the kind of trainee who would make you change your phone screen to a picture of her
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>>577455197
>>HonseFunny implements a quota and becomes HonseSerious
This is funny but I don't see us exploding anytime soon. It already happened once and we survived
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reminder to those posting CM wins
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>>577458180
PULL WHAT YOU DUMB BOY
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>>577457780
does it even count as cheating if it' so fucking shit? I would just really fukckin love hyperskip, or anything remotely similar, but obvs not worth risking a ban.
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>>577457640
Why is Toreina drinking coffee at 10pm?
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>>577458278
>t. loser
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>>577458278
but what if I love Satan
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>>577455197
>autis/uma/ isn't even remembered because they disbanded
Autis/uma/bwos...
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>>577458278
was he a loser or a winrar when his daughter got exploded before she could birth a beautiful brown swarthy churka
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>>577458338
He's cheating on Ayabe with Cafe
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>>577455197
>mambo's warring kings period
I want this.
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>>577458443
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>>577457640
cute
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>>577458278
>itisnotenoughthatIshouldsucceed,others shouldfail.jpg
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>>577458421
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>>577458443
I greatly enjoy these Helios comics
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Real Oguri oshi
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>5723
a plat is a plat
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>>577458443
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INARI ONE WINS AGAINST THE HOGS AND BRICKEYS!
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>>577455197
>>577458513
The three clubs might be a Tannhauser club, a Fuku club and a quota A+ club (only Mambo by name)
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Oh boy, time to watch my A Finals results!

please no murmurs please no murmurs protect me Shiraoki-sama
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My wife and my daughter I was forced to adopt
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hors
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>>577458060
Here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/htmlview?pli=1#gid=1431317370
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>>577458918
What's the smallest lobby someone can get in Group A Graded Finals?
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>>577459024
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>>577459056
lovable type critter
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>>577453291
Open League is due for two more rank bumps, one to <UE in a couple of years, then another to <UC the next year.

Honestly I wish they'd turn it up a bit more gradually.
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>first 2 events of the career
OGLI IS HUNGY
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One day I'll make you sing Ms. Victoria at the center of the stage, my dear
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>>577459131
It doesnt make sense that they don't adjust it as each scenario releases
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>V and Umama got bans for being too schizo
Enjoy it while it lasts lads
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>>577458278
baste
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even in a mickey mouse league, it feels really good seeing Oguri, MY Oguri, singing Ms. Victoria
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Does bond level 12 do anything in jp?
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>>577458995
>A Tannhauser club
Who would the leader be, no one in current day mambo likes her
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>>577458652
The softness of a middle schooler
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Since Kita Blanco is good surely Dia Blanco is good too right?
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>looptards back at it
when will they learn
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>>577458998
Second... Thought I had it in the bag coming out of the final corner but the enemy hog hit OTWTOD and Racing Spirit Stam to hold me off for another couple seconds. Ah well.
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i just got a 4* leap forward parent
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>>577459363
mambocchi feels deep regret for betraying his friends for /jew/ club and comes back
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uma require fuck
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Yeah it's been like 16h already... I wish Dia was here
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>>577459398
dia (forma de kimono sex) is a pretty good long late surger
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I hope I get spooked by Dia
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>>577459428
She LOST
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>>577459337
based team comp.
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Which uma is not allowed sex?
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>>577459549
I'm addicted to wei umas
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>>577459725
Nishino Flower at least legally wise
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>>577459725
the ones who want it most
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>>577459725
digitan
she watches me fuck other umas
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>2 Hogs and a Ricky
>3rd
Another shitty CM in the books. I'm going to play other games and maybe do some jigging for the rest of the night.
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I spent 4 months doing Teio's legend races and now you're telling me she never activates her special skill???
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>>577451452
What an attractive loser and pity member of the Golden Gen.
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>>577459839
simply build a better teio
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7 and I get to have bed breaking sex with heliosposters.
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>>577459725
Grass told me she must refrain from vaginal sex until after graduation and marriage
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fine motion more like fine brick
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>>577459839
I lost Cancer to a Late Gambler Teio, just git gud
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*SNIFFFFFFF*
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Rickey...
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>Umama lost
>Umama lost
>Umama lost
/uma/ gangrape sesh when
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>>577459061
1/3 logic says
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>>577460118
How do you know
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>>577460075
Wtf how come I don't see this legend race in my game
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>>577460180
xhe posted it in the discord
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>>577460321
Nevermind just needed to restart
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>>577459207
>>577459235
>>577459428
>>577459625
I'M DOING TO SAY THE "S" WORD!
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>>577460180
He's the uma&co spy that danchud is shitting himself over
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post something sad
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>>577460639
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>doesn't draw uma anymore
>sold his soul to win CM
Hews-sama ...
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>>577460639
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>>577459887
HELIOS HATE
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>>577460765
>expecting the trend chaser hews to stick with one thing
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>>577460812
Wooby...
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>>577460778
How would they know?
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If you were a multi Uma team Torena for Ruby Helios and Palmer who would be the main wife?
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>>577460765
he's a sovlless artist that only draws whatever is popular at the moment, what did you expect
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>>577460973
>>577461129
He seems to like that Waguri girl a lot though
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WAAAAAHHHHH. WE JUST FINISHED THE DIRT CM.

WHERE’S MY PEARL
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the gigajiggie has been conqured
https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
normal jiggies will resume
https://jiggie.fun/VOKrly
>https://jiggie.fun/VOKrly
https://jiggie.fun/VOKrly
>https://jiggie.fun/VOKrly
https://jiggie.fun/VOKrly
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>>577460778
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>>577460639
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>>577461127
horses, like many domesticated animals, understand when the humans they're very often in contact with are sad
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>>577461225
Who dat, to gague how sad I have to feel
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>>577461127
As >>577461271 mentioned. Unlike most disgusting human these days, domesticated animals tend to be able to figure out when you're sad, and feel with you accordingly.
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>>577453772
Any Mejiro can be a dirt Mejiro if you pray to Shiraoki-sama hard enough
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>spooked by Shakur yesterday
>spooked by Ayabe today
GO AWAY
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>>577460639
You will forget about your favorite uma eventually
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why so dead
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Would you have sex with her?
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>little sister lost finals
>her xoguri didnt use gourmet OR corner recov
>was in 3rd behind fronts, super ez win if she just activated
>shes said like 3 times "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS ALWAYS WORKED"
Man I actually feel so bad

Yeah I know not a lot of sympathy for xoggers but she's a huge casual and has only won two CMs (and hell, her xog was honestly solid by casual standards, and had more wit than mine...)
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>>577461607
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>>577461591
The schizos are dead, killed by jannies. We are in a new era of comfiness.
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>>577461591
everyone's upset from losing to hog
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>>577461607
literally all the umas are attractive enough, what a meaningless question
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>>577461708
But I'm still here though
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Xoguri game
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>>577461651
Wit status?
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>>577461651
tell her even grown men with good setups lost with their own xoguris, and that as always finals are never a done deal, anything can happen
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Soulless? Winning is all that matters.
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>>577461651
>xogger sister
shameful
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>>577461607
My umawife is all I need
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>>577461591
For real, no one asking for smoochies or nonies. It's as if a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time
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>>577461651
His little sister plays uma with him
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>>577461910
She actually likes oguri though, she loved cingray

her other CM win was the sprint CM with ogurin
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>>577461863
Victory wipes away dishonor
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>dirt b shichi brought home the gold
>ace digitan got too worked up over seeing all the uma asses that she got rushed and jobbed hard
nyo....
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>>577461607
The question is not "Would I have sex with an Uma", the question is "Would an Uma have sex with me". Obviously the answer is no, not even the ones that "like ugly bastards"
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>>577459309
Good riddance
Time to post a lot to fill the void
>>577460075
Thanks for reminding me
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i haven't won finals in any cm i had over 60% wr in
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>>577461989
She should have run OGuri. The ultimate SOVL option, always.
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>>577462042
Creek would
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>>577458995
Tannhauser club led by the Member of Mambo's Four Kings poster. Fuku club led by N*th. A+ quota mambo skinwalker club led by Mambocchi. Keb returns to reunite the warring kings under one emperor and begins the Meijiro Restoration.
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>>577461651
>she's a huge casual and has only won two CMs
unironically made this face irl because of this post
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Well, I didn't even win the B finals. But I lost to New Year's T.M. Opera O which is so soulful I can't even be mad.
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>>577461983
>4 mouthfuls of sandwich in one swallow
holy shit she will choke to death and ruin her metabolism
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how is sex with this dog
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donna
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>>577462184
I mean if you've played uma since day 1 even giga casuals can luckshit a plat or two man, there's been like 15 CMs at this point
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>>577461863
We play a gacha game
We have no soul
Anyone who claims otherwise is lying to himself
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>>577461989
>sprint oguri
holy smokes we found the only legitimate oguri oshi trainer and it's anon's imouto...
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>>577461651
Some anonse here have 0 CM wins so she's better than those guys
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>>577462196
she's just a minecraft creature
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>>577461979
maybe they got j*bs
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>>577462280
OGuri was very meta in sprint cm thoughbeit
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>>577462245
Yeah but you need as obsessively "casual" to keep playing since day 1
I'd imagine actual gigacasuals won't make it to finals sometimes
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>>577462280
Oguri was shitting on everyone in sprint
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>>577462280
Bro my Oguri had the highest winrate for that CM (even though Taiki brought home plat)
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could oguri even tell if she was being raped
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>>577462303
No thats her
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the uma i brought as fodder brought home ms. victoria, while my ace got rushed during the race
what am i supposed to feel about this?
i don't even like fodder-san because i think she's a bitch
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>>577461979
See >>577459309
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>>577462485
That was me when I built my emergency Taiki in sprint, thankfully I've redeemed myself this CM
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>>577462485
Post the fodder
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>>577461979
post the thing, anon
come on
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>Oi is a real place and not just a noise japs make
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My Oshi is.... Uh... *opens tier list for next cm* Oguri cap!
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>>577462245
"giga casuals" don't reach A finals lol
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>meta in sprint
>meta in mile
>meta in medium
>meta in long
>meta in dirt
how do we stop oguri cap
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>>577462680
Inari One is my oshi and I WILL run Oguri Cap alongside her every CM I run her.
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>>577462446
mein kampf....
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>>577462729
Don't they solve XOguri by power creeping the fuck out of her with evolved skills
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umas that would play fortnite with me?
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>>577462729
>meta in sprint
stop watching sloptubers
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>>577462676
When you slap someone upside the head you pay homage to the people of Bitchu province that invented such an action
The people of Bingo province also invented a popular game for senior citizens
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>>577462642
>>577462575
i'm a b finals fag, but still, i really wanted digitan to take home the gold
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I'm not an end player so I wouldn't know but why has everyone forgotten about le quirky uma, the face of the franchise, golshi game, etc.
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>>577462676
>Location is Oi
>that's just in fucking Tokyo
Why doesn't the Tokyo green work on it then?
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>hmmm today I will do the dirt aptitude test
>absolutely shatter my scenario record
i still wonder how people hit this much speed while also getting enough stamina for CM17 but god fucking damn that was wild. its nice to finally have a feel for what a "good" run feels like in grand live...
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>>577462841
or is it silver? i forgot
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>my jobber washed vanilla oguri made last minute won
yeap that's PEAK FOR YA
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>>577462928
you've actually made me wonder if Golshi's ult has a chance of speed carryover which would help facilitate Lightning Surge proccing..
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>>577462362
I'm pretty casual (waste all rentals and stop playing) and actually got an earful from someone when I showed him my deck. I pretty much survive on SR cards and my only 2 MLB SSRs cards (kita and sirius).
While not being able to hit A consistently, I can still snag a place on the finals. Because at the end of the day I only play CM to get carats and pull cute girls.
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>>577462947
Just like how a rainy day isn't a cloudy one either
I don't know
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>>577462928
she's not funny, and too reddit to be sexable
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>>577462928
shes still strong but the last few CMs were just bad for her. which is to say, spurt didnt work. you'll see her again when it does.

sometimes i wonder though, how good was spurt in taurus 1? were we all just retards?
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>>577462676
The 'noise' is Oi and the place is Ooi.
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>>577462820
idk man last sprint CM was just her/nishinotaiki non-stop
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>>577462947
Tokyo Racecourse is in Tokyo
Ooi Racecourse is in Tokyo
Nakayama Racecourse is in Tokyo
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>>577462816
No. Evos just make other umas conpetitive. Festive Miracle is that strong.
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>>577462196
You underestimate her power.
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When is the last day when I can join a club for carrots? The 14th or 16th?
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>>577462201
Fenomeno is a good girl
I love this police horsedog
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>>577463125
Japan in Tokyo
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>>577462947
There's this skill called Best in Japan
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>>577462928
I will run her next medium cm
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>>577462928
My oshi? Golshi (forma de Xog)
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>>577462676
still laughing at this post
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>>577462676
The way they portray Dirters in the game, they make it sound like they're running out in the sticks.

But no, Oi Racecourse is literally south of Tokyo near Haneda Airport. Even Furioso makes Funabashi sound as if it was some Countryside town but it's a fucking 600k+ Populated City literally East of Tokyo.
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>>577462816
they fix her by skipping medium CMs and making every new uma that releases on her level
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>>577463354
It's actually totally Edo bro
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>>577462928
She's still the Deadpool of cygames
But yeah everyone just found the umas they actually like
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>>577463491
>>577463491
>>577463491
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>>577463072
In Taurus 1 SfV still worked on the entire final corner so Golshi had the chance with her busted speed-up alt to drift into 5th place and fire both SfV and Red Shift at the same time at the perfect moment
In Taurus 2 SfV got replaced with MPB

>tfw Golshi is super formidable on the Japanese Derby track when that was the one part of the Triple Crown the IRL Golshi jobbed
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>>577463354
now TOMAKOMAI THAT'S A REAL CITY
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>>577463549
Tomakomai is an actual sort of out of the way industrial hellpit so yeah
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>>577463153
14th probably so I think you got one day and a half. New or returning player?
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Curbstomp hogs
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>>577461776
Even Shakur and Ryan?
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