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>>577469571why would a man use tamponsfor his butthole?
>>577469515
Don't spill milk on the thread don't spill milk on the threa don't spill
Genuinely The Hottest UrDt Character.
I LOVE TV, uoghhh
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Mewmew's waxed and anointed butthole~
Why does Flowery know Ralsei so well?Is it bad writing?
I LOVE TV!
what if mewmew had a gigantic donut of an anus that stuck out like 4 inches from her assbig chewable tire winking and flexing you know what I mean
>>577469739Voting for this post
>>577469721
Goonight.Thread.See you.Tomorrow.
>>577469681
>>577469942Night
>>577469774Flowers seem to have a potential for heightened awareness as a result of their in-between status. They have characteristics in common with both Lightners, the dreamers, and Darkners, the dreams. So they can sort of see things from both angles. Flowery can see the user interface, which is how he knows Ralsei used to wear a hat. Ralsei’s existence is probably integral to the Dark Worlds themselves in some way, given his association with the Grand Fountain, and the way Flowery calls him an “impossibility.”
>>577469895I thought skeleton self shippers were a extinct breed
>>577469852...I appreciate a good gape like most others, but that? That's sadly too far for me.Now, if it was barbed...
i do feel a strange solace in continuing the tradition of all charafags being insane mentally fucked nutcases. i want to go back to being proud of that. maybe then i'd start being less annoying again.if i could just go back to accepting chara is all i'll ever have, too. that's what really helped seal it. can't do it without them!
>>577469681Cover those pits up slut!!!!!!
>>577470017>barbed asshole...i'm listening
>>577470013Newfag-kun...
Someday fave will summon the bravery to make a vocaroo singing Don't Forget for the thread... Maybe when they get some balls.
I wish toby put more robots in his games. mettaton and queen are not enough, my dick aches to be crushed by mechanical robot pussy
>>577469681The apex of sex
>>577469895Would Papyrus do that or act like that tho
>>577470013not in this household
>>577469681>>577469954>>577470234attractive in any outfit...
>>577469852isnt that just scolipede porn
>>577470249That’s Swapyrus.
>>577470303what if deltarune papyrus acts like that
Carol is going to have the super serious family guy sit down with Kris to tell them suicide is wrong when she finds them brewing flower suicide tea
>>577470303So Sans?
>>577470346concept papyrus was a fedora wearing chud so maybe
>>577470346I don’t know, actually. I don’t know if we have another skeleton arc in us as a fandom.
What if Fave wanted to marry a poor Fave, but Father Fave wouldn't let them.
take it in you fucking whore!!! you fucking LIKE it!!!! unfunfun mmm
>>577470445You run away with fave
>>577470293i thought this was fat
>>577470473*farts loudly*
>>577469721MYSTERIOUS WIND
What the FUCK happened to my Undertale/Deltarune thread???
>>577470293Nuzzling my face into them and softly sucking on them, I'll tell him I never got breastfed
>>577470293Thick tenna yumm
>>577470528*SNNNOOOOOORRRGHGHGH* hough~
>>577470426there's a skeleton in all of us
>>577470473
>>577470543someone popped a BONER at the Flowery Factory
>>577470530finally. some good shit
>>577469918i don't know but i think the whole time he should be feeling humiliated
aint there no version of the wholeass deltarune plot but with sex and rape everywhere? ik ut got under(her)tail but idk if deltarune got that 2.
>>577470473noel raping ralsei for the nth time...
>>577470543Everyone is sleepingOnly stimmy fiends roam these streets now
>>577470543I fucking can’t with this expression dude Every time someone posts this image I just have to look at it for a while There’s so much being expressed
Fave has some relatively niche dorky interests and it always leads to fave's YouTube recommended being full of tangentially-related terminally autistic videos with 28 views from channels with names like ChaseMartinTheUnikittyFan14, which fave is not a big fan of
>>577470593
>>577470692"why are they sleeping its only midnight" said unemployed. not european just unemployed
What does one do with an army of evil demon cats anyway?
The Knight, Gerson and Sans all have a final / penultimate attack that you have to dodge by quickly rotating in a circle. They're also all characters related to the prophecy or diegetic discussion of the narrative. Are those attacks invoking the "world revolving"? If that's the case it's strange that Jevil doesn't have one like those
>>577470692i am unemployed toopeople are scary so i stay home
>>577470753Turn everyone insane.The era of Gastergas is among us through ERAM and FRIEND
I kind of feel like 2AM is the most mysterious time, like the hour where I’d expect weird bullshit to happen
>>577470753"haha LOL"
What are the strangest crossovers Deltarune could have?
>>5774708433 AM is considered da witching hour but that entire stretch of the night from 2-4 AM is sexy and mysterious. reminds me of giving myself insomnia browsing proto /x/ threads on /b/.
If I had a dick I would buy a fleshlight that reminds me of fave and spend all day fucking it. The fact that some maybe even most of you arent taking advantage of Gods gift (your penis) is upsetting
>>577470753normal catlady behaviour
>>577470840>just seeing this is enough to turn you schizo
>>577470843the gap inbetween euro and american hours...
>>577470913>i don't killsays the hero who throws baddies off of roofs then left them hanging upside down for multiple hours as if that stuff wouldn't kill them
I forgot I had 1 hour of silence interrupted by Flowery playing and thought it was part of the Siivagunner rip I was watching
>>577470986Using a flashlight is deeply humiliatingIt makes you feel so pathetic you can barely cum
>>577470843it's gotta be 3am. personally if I stay up past 2am to 3am that's when I know I'm locked in and will be in a frenzied fugue state until at least 5am
>>577470986I wish I had a fave that incited this much lust in me
>>577471049i already feel humiliated and pathetic every single second i am alive. at least if i had a penis i could use this feeling to imagine fucking faves butt hole......
>>577471028I have the sad Old Wooden Rafters rip on loop rn...
>That was so Gold!Fuck you Ralsei, Soul Silver is BETTER
I just want him to grow really big and then put my head between his pecs so he squeezes my head with them hard enough until my skull cracks, is that too much to ask for?
>>577470986i imagine ralsei with a horse cock and i have a horse dildoi also have a knotted dildo to represent tasqueshould probably get one for mewmew too
I hate you people
>>577470986I'd buy a couple of fleshlights and have fave choose one and use it in front of me, sloppy style
>>577471132God damn dude. Who’s fave
I love you people
I just gotta get a peakJust one little slipPlease Kris let me see that underwearI need this PLEASE
I, you, people
>>577470986I promise you im well versed in cummies How can i prove this to you
>>577471049>i have self-esteem issues so that means you aren't allowed to enjoy it instead!!deltarune fave would be disappointed in you
>>577471132I take it using a dildo and imagining it's fave's dick doesn't do anything for you?
I'm out of the loop did other websites really take the "kris impregnates the vessel" bit and make a real theory out of it
I trust all of you to not reply to baitposts in this thread. (You)'re not going to reply to baitposts, are you?
>>5774710491) That's hot 2) If women can use sex toys freely so should men. Theres nothing wrong with it. No one has to know.
This will be your college dropout brother for this chapter.
*belches up a pair of panties*hehehee~
>>577471358Yeah, that sounds about right. Fave wouldn’t want anything to do with me
oppa gangam style
>>577471434That depends. Is this post a baitpost to make me reply to you?
>>577471434What if Rory Nite did a sassy walk with those long leggies
>>577471536this ritualpost is so unfunny it wraps around to being funny and then to being unfunny again
>>577471589I'd be funnier if it was a .gif of Berdly actually going the oppa gangam style dance
>>577471350gifrel>>577471315This is the dream>>577471083Youre not faving correctly and I feel sorry for you
>>577471495*takes you to the vet to get your stomach pumped*
>>577471575I would die of dehydration
if the balance between light and dark it’s important then mayor holiday should fix hometown’s light pollution problem
Flowers blooms in your urethra!
>>577471319sorry anon i'm like the only one who posts this fave and i don't want people thinking of my downtrodden penis envy every time i post here so i'm not sharing>>577471365i don't have one and the few times i tried digital penetration i was underwhelmed and also last time i tried i managed to accidentally cut myself with my fingernail and bleed everywhere. havent even tried anything bigger. that might be my only option though so maybe one day.. for fave..
Traveling about town with Asgore to hang fliers for an upcoming event we planned together where parents can bring their kids over to Flower King for a free class on weaving floral crowns, all the while he beams with contagious excitement at people we pass as we try advertising it verbally in hopes they'll spread the word (we got a surprisingly large turnout with many buying some flowers afterwards as hoped, and seeing how much joy he took in teaching built a gradual intense urge to give him several celebratory hugs and kisses once the last family walked out the front door). Cuddled up to my warmest fluffball Asgore on the couch during a thunderstorm with a cup of tea each as we enjoy a movie together beneath the comfort of a blanket, when suddenly a power blink resets our film progress to zero as we sit for a while staring at the blank screen contemplating whether tp commence the horribly dull task of reloading and scrolling all the way back to where we were... or perhaps finding something more entertaining to burn up an evening doing together (I threw the blanket us both to make a big tent as I leaned up and made out with him for a while until the foregone conclusion of a power outage manifests to submerge us in darkness, but as he begrudgingly broke my smooching streak to propose candles I hit him with what I thought was a smooth line about "not needing light to explore him all over" [instead of swooning as hoped he merely chuckled and settled back down]). Quickly retrieving a towel with which to rub down Asgore after coming back indoors from a powerful rainstorm, but as I excitedly return he's already finished drying himself to a light fluffiness with small flames in his palms and reacts to my dejection with an admittedly adorable slight tilt of the head (upon seeing the towel he insisted on returning outside for more water so I'd have an excuse to rub him down and be cheered back up, and though it was unnecessary I'd be lying if I said it didn't work big time)
>>577471748>"It burns when I pee!"
>>577471589You summed it up nicely
may be one of the lowest days I've had in a while
ralsei butt
>>577471771>on the couch during a thunderstorm with a cup of teaSorry Asgore, I prefer coffee*leaves to wander into the rain and dies of pneumonia*
i don't think a sex toy could make me feel better than my handstoy havers are weird
I WILL get my fave-free utg boy and or girlfriend
>>577471753>last time i tried i managed to accidentally cut myself with my fingernail and bleedGoddamn, file down those hooks you have on the tips of your fingersThat sounds so fucking awful
>>577471650I have pictures of him doing other dances but not that one
Tell me whyI'm stuck as a virgin with faaaveTell me whyI so need chapter 6 todaaay
>>577471936they're only good if you dig in your butt or you have one of those lifesize fuckable dollsanything lower is shit
>>577471989You touch yourself
>>577471951i don't think they were that long but i bite my nails so it might've been jagged or something. no good
>>577472081what
>>577471936Hitatchi wands are magic.
>>577471925I actually also prefer coffee, but I'd drink tea every single day with the smile if he was the one who made it with love for me
>>577472174yeah
It is faves birthday today. Please wish them a happy birthday
>>577472356happy birthday favey
>>577472356happy birthday fave!!!!!!!!!!
>>577472356merry christmas
>>577472356>
https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk/Soul quiz test in case anyone want to try it out
>>577472356Happy happy birthday to you!
procrastinating on drawing fanart by drawing other, worse fanart may be the meta
I have no sensitivity on my vagina, I get nothing from things being there.Fave will never ever ever love me because of this and would dump my ass the moment they found out.
>>577472481this quiz sucks ass
>>577472356Happy birthday
>>577472624this is what big dildo wants for all of america
>>577472356Happy birthday!
>>577472624just peg fave
>>577472356woo hoo
>>577472624You're more then a pussy anon sorry
>>577472624>would dump my ass the moment they found out.And more importantly you should be worried if fave doesn't dump you because that would mean they don't give a shit about your feelings and needs
>>577472624Thats not true. Its not true for real life or for fave. Yadda yadda your partner should love you for you but as long as hes cumming he'll probably be happy and wont leave you.
wait, how does ralsei escape the sealing of the dark worlds?
>>577472728why would dumping you for that mean they don't care
>>577472787why would he
>>577472650lel
Well at least now we know full well that the theory that ralsei is kris knife is false.
>>577472728>>577472838i mean why would not dumping you for that mean they don't care. i got confused
>>577472650Undertale india mode
>>577472882Mayhaps he's the cell phone
>>577472997nooooo then chapter 5's ending where ralsei helps susie without kris doesn't make sense!!!
>>577472378>>577472436>>577472464>>577472516>>577472659>>577472675>>577472710Thank you everyone!
Ralsei is Kris ftm frankenstein wrist flesh penis envy dick they got sewn onto their groin
> Yeah, I know you want to stick your hard, creamy dick in this honey comb pussy, fleshfuck...> Delete that hum girl's number out your phone, boy.> You just need to come home and goon to more monster girl vids...> * Our protagonist is unfortunately caught by his roommate.> ...> *It's all* croaks! *How do you even know what they're SAYING?!*> **I learned the language.**> *...Should I be proud?*
>>577473081...is it possible that ralsei is something of susie's, then? because it doesn't seem as though ralsei has any implied moments where only kris is in the dark world with him
Fave believes women are the single biggest blight on society and shouldn't have rights.
>>577473491that'd be an interesting twist but my money's on ralsei being the trees of hometown
>>577473547Fave has not expressed this opinion in any way thousands of others haven't before him, and no further discussion can be had that isn't just shit-shooting the shit or Family Guy writing
Ralsei is secretly evil and biologically a girl and it's going to fuck the fandom hard
>>577469721i drew him longer than usual
>>577473646guess it's ralsei's turn for the kriscourse
>>577473646ralsei is a being of pure darkness who happens to have a penis
>>577473676Hell yeah, stretch him MORE
>>577473676lanky bastard
kris will be the hometown homewrecker and impregnate everyone in hometown even the men
>>577473547fave sounds like someone i am forced to cohabitate with who won't shut the fuck up about this and who i want to strangle to death
>>577473676he looks like When Them Fajitas Come Out Sizzlin
In this world there are only DELTATROONS and UNDERCHUDS
>>577473850kris dying would be bloodysusie is a monster
>>577474264but susie bleeded doe
>>577474319can bleed but also dust away
>>577473782you got it boss! but how long.. is too long...? ma'amlet for scale>>577473784kek true>>577473846FUCK.. you're right. FUCK
>>577474419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY
>>577473676
>>577474710lol
>>577474417the dust would just get mixed in with the blood...
Ralsei is vessel theory?
>>577474937ralsei is darkness, fact
>>577473850saw that vid, this shit is better than most gore art i've seen of deltarune, i guess its because this vid doesnt make the deltarune characters look as ugly as a pile of shit
>>577474710My soul was shattered by this comparison so hard i took it out on him i cooked him in my oven and now hes dead i hope you're happy.>>577474476I love that videoAlso, does anyone have any requests or anything.. I'm a wee bit bored..
>>577474934the blood also dusts away since her internal body does too
>>577475063Battat rocking the Ambrosius special
>>577475223what if the red dust animation isn't for darkners getting killed off?
its called the weird route because its so fucking weird
7B
>>577475339that animation is used for using snowgrave on normal enemies (hacking it in) and for killing the pipis and the titan spawns
>>577475436right, i forgoti even killed one of the fetuses so i should remember
>>577475404Kino
>>577475710Ramb lol
Im getting my vessel one way or another and SHE is gonna help!
Noelle hugging her pet Missingno
>>577476176
>>577476152source?
>>577469571KEK I JUST NOTICED THE OP IMAGE
>pink singing cat>after her battle, the secret hidden cats start searching for you and attacking you?
>>577476531>chapter 5 update lets us kill Mewmewwould be kino
Buff hags
adding a bunch of utdr miis to my island the question is which of them do i wanna have get together like can somebody make a polyamory mod or whatever like i really wanna do desseIIe but if i end up showing my island to my friends it might be awkward having to explain the incest thing LMFAO
MODS WHAT THE FUCKTHIS THREAD IS LIKEFULL OF CHILDRENAND THE MAIN TOPIC IS SEX AND RAPE AND...WHAT THE FUCK
>>577476986just say it was too funny
>>577470753Ensure good sleep at night because you have a ton of cats to cuddle with?
>>577477043So typical on-topic discussion
I genuinely have to correct myself from reading seam as shawm in non Deltarune contexts
>>577476986it can happen on it's own, right?the game does it's thing sometimesidk, i don't even own a switch
>>577477228life is not what it seems
We will get this weapon in exactly 1 year
>>577477319i'll pretend he used to self harm with this weapon
>>577476531basically we're fucked
If the Soul is a part of the device then what the hell happens when you pull it out of bounds?
>>577476531hope you kept your bittertear and dog dollars
there's so many things I hate about myself right now
>>577477736turn off all devices and go to sleep
gaster feat vs normalnpc feat
>>577477736damn thats a sexy kris dont kill yourself ahahahah
>>577477826more high def and better gif
>>577477895thanks
>>577477761honestly not a bad idea though I'm not actually tired yet so I'd be laying in bed as the negative emotions swirl around for an indeterminate amount of time>>577477842thanks I downloaded the image and reposted it myself
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>577476531>monster in a room with seven flowers>after you kill the flowers, the monster becomes enraged and starts attacking you?
Are there any videos that call Susie green? I'm tired of videos that call Susie purple
>>577477578https://youtu.be/fBCyPdC_cmY?si=wQDs701upfdbWbyK
>>577477968i play shitty videogames late at night so i don't have to thinki don't even have many bad thoughts, i'm simply weak
Noelle had to gotten her freakiness from someone, so who's the freak between Carol and Rudy?
'trovehound'
>>577478304all 4 holidays, they watched family movies with sex scenes
>>577478257I do that too sometimes.
>>577478154see this is why I suspect we'll go to a messed-up version of hometown because asgore would not gaf
>>577470298I had to look up what that is. Why the fuck do Pinkfags look at porn of cartoon bugs enough to remember intimate details about it
>>577478370
>>577478425normal furfags things <3
>>577478425It was a tale of FEETIt was a tale of CELL VORE
>>577478425NTA so maybe he really does whack off to cartoon bugs but it's an infamous image in the pokemon community that gets memed abit in alot of circles, it's kind of like an equivalent to piccolo's daily dose
see this is why we should kill all bugs
>>577478494
>>577478556no, it's only famous in furfag circleseven so you'd try not to look at it, so you wouldn't remember the detailshe obviously jerks off to it
"please" stop sexualizing her
>>577478662eh fair enough, he did give a pretty suspiciously detailed description
>>577478506I wasn't posting here during the later chapter 2-3 gap period but there was a celltard on /dbs/ who used to constantly post his shitty deviantart tier cell vore/foot fetish edits and who was weirdly obsessed with posting about temmie there for no apparent reason. No one really interacted with him other than to greentext his posts with an image of a really fat shirtless guy at a computer. I wasn't surprised to find out he came from here
>>577478656
kris is genuinely the only light in my life
>>577478793it's like kris is the light inside your soulwith you in the dark
>>577478774>>577478793my precious angel
>>577478535imagine having at least six Aquas to play with...possibly more...
>>577478897my beautiful, precious angel
is /utg/ still pretending Black people liked Blue?
>>577478793kris is a fucking evil piece of shit goblin cuck and I will make sure I ruin his/her/its pathetic life by the end of my save
>>577478793your lamplight is a rape victim? what are the voice commands to turn it on and off, open wide/pucker up?
>>577479030the sad part is that black gays wouldn't be loving people like blue :(irl Blue bf never ever
>>577479030In reality jappas like blue
Blue probably thinks he's white, in all fairness
>>577479017I love and cherish them.I love, and cherish them so, so much.
If Kris looked like Lucas ( fat white ugly) you wouldn't like Kris
>>577479224so he's from latam XD
>>577479290No, dominican
>>577479290FRIEND would be Argentinian
>>577479030Blue's a pretty funny character cause he's just a guy in a tutu that cares about his friends, but his face bothers people.
>>577479253I need to hold them.I'm going to bed. Goodnight, thread.
>>577479265that would just be chara
>>577475260I couldn't tell if you wanted me to draw him in his outfit or if you wanted me to draw him tweaking out on substances so i did both. Sorry this took so long my computer bluescreened while drawing it for some reason
>>577479290>XD
>hey berdy>hey noellen>wat u been up 2?>i have been doin a gamin sesh wit kress>oh?>ye, we ben playin world of fagits on tuh intenet>hmmm, i see>wats tuh matter?>wel im just suprized kress wuld game wit u>y?>kress finks ur a fagit>wat? No he dosnt>ye he does, he tels me many time dat berdy is a big fagit>y tho? Y play wit me if he think im fagit?>pity. We al pity u, berdy. No 1 lik u, not jus kress but every1>no dats not tru!!>were ur parent fagit? kress is orphan but has parent>i cant tak it anymor, im kell self>*turns to dust and is blown away by the wind*>gud, dat is 1 less fagit between me an kress>*proceeds to massage errection*
>>577478717I'm not a pedophile rapist or a furry or an AGPoid or any combination thereof so I don't find Noelle attractive
>>577479043if kris is evil im evil too, there's nothing that could make me wish for anything less than the happiest ending possible for them>>577479094yes>>577478897i love my knight
Blue is not my favorite but he's pretty cool
i like blue but he's the worst of the flowers because he gets like no screen time and zero interesting interactions with any flower that isn't yellow (besides green who doesn't speak)he's just some zesty blue nigga it's really fucking funny, he just kinda exists and he's zesty and he's wearing a tutu and he's like the serious guy, he'd be perfect to act as a foil to every other flower's wacky antics but they just do nothing with him he's just gay and that's it
I don't seem to have any solo Blue artwork saved, which would put him firmly in the Seth tier
>Tasque Manager isn't in the church in chapter 5 if you didn't recruit Tasque and Maus>That one Cuptain still talks about her in his dialogueTOBYYYYYYYYYY
>>577479873even he doesn't care that much castle town
deltarune is a lot of fun despite undertale being boring dogshit
I shaved my bush but my fat fucking belly and thighs make it really hard to shave the gutters so its not smooth at all and for a moment I feel 1/100th of the pain Kris does
>>577479772All the flowers suffer a little from not having too many interactions outside of their pairs but the cafe scenes help out a bitFor the scenes Blue DOES get I like how he no-sells Flowery's attempts at being serious and tragic, you can tell he's alive mainly to Get Yellow Ass and the conflict with the Fun Gang is secondary to him
>>577480027h-hot...
>>577479554I wonder who his Kim would be
>>577479554kino kino kino now he’s literally me
>>577480027Hey. You should kill yourself.
>>577480027seth is fat so he would say this
I held C whenever Blue or Orange were speakingI have no idea what their personalities are
>heyou mean """it"""
>>577480027hot if maleyou should show me
>>577478373Moonside is the only kino part of Earthbound that Toby hasn't ripped off yet so we're definitely getting Moontown
>>577480435this but Noelle
>>577480523Did this last time and the thread threw a massive hissy fit even when it was a clearly marked catbox link that i specifically made sure wouldnt embed.whatever, got the stroker on, gonna fight kaizo knight and see who dies first
>missed the chubby moid's shaved bits from a catbox long expired
flowery is a triumph for men
>>577480807i'm depressed now too because of this
>>577480807wtf not him but do people actually want to see this
diddyfoid diddymoid
I want a small pet Kris to put in a mini-habitat and just watch them riding beetles and drinking from their water hole and stuff
>>577480951Yes. They all go in my folder.
>>577480984personally
>>577481017udfghdfm um noted for maybe another time..
fave wishes fave wasnt a troon so fave had a bush (female)
>>577480951when voiceanon was revealed as fat everyone went nuts, fat fuckers run this general
if harry du bois and deltarune asgore had a retarded faggot baby it would be (literally) me
>>577481221do you think pube hair is different or some shitno its all just an extremely exaggerated version of the shit on your head. If you have straight hair its straight, if you have coarse hair its coarse, and if you have curly hair you are in hell forever
>>577481315Can confirm, I've lost quite a bit of weight over the past year since I started visiting this general daily and I've only felt less empowered.
>>577481378its probably different and there is a penis attached to fave
anon is drunk and requires your fave pic of your fave
>>577481497I dunno if I can have one fave pic of fave but this one stands out most recently
>>577479603noellen is kinda hot...
>>577481497
carol sisters......... it's over for us
>>577481670Titanfag...
>>577481640>"pro-israel">not "pro-asriel"so close
>>577481450the truth of the matter is that dick and pussy are made of the same bits and share like 90% of the processes that make them gross and/or attractive.In fact if most people thought about it they wouldn't find a good reason they prefer pussy aside from just "I can stick my dick in" which is very easy to accomodate in other ways
>>577469721this is like the 6th time i've drawn this exact same thing and i still don't think it's out of my system i need to be saved from myself
>>577481708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGmUOsYhEU
>>577481750Damn you should post on social media, hyper autistic fixations are a cheat code to gaining fans
>>577481497it's also impossible for me to choose an actual favorite but this one is up there. in pure beauty and maximum sex and so on and so forth. everything up to the nines. also i wish i was getting drunk too but it would be a reaaaallllly bad idea today. reaaaalllllllyyyyy bad idea. very very bad. yes. but enjoy it sir
>>577481834Get drunk, high jerk off and smoke right after its like having your cock on a cloud
>>577481497Aqua!!!
>>577481959getting drunk makes it really hard to cum though does being high cancel that out. actually why am i even asking you i'm not going to do that
>the whitehouse is using Vs Susie and Black Knife for Iranian War propagandaI wonder if Sebastian Wolff will actually do something useful for once instead of being an embarrassing dipshit.
>>577481815mmm.. social media is too scary... everyone there is trying to psychically rape you
>>577482103>>the whitehouse is using Vs Susie and Black Knife for Iranian War propagandahaha that'd be hilarious
>>577482103no he only hates troons, glory to israel
>>577482131https://www.instagram.com/p/Db3QWvZxn03/Groypers are so fucking cringe man
>>577482201what the fuck
>>577482103They should use Wrong Enemy!? instead.
>>577482201the fuck do you mean it wasnt a joke
Love all of these fave pics tyvm lovely ppl
>>577482103Does copyright striking the government even work?
>>577482201can someone upload this to catbox or something im not making an account to watch a video
>>577482372Its worked so far with artists having their music pulled so for music I think it does apply. The whitehouse has been posting nonstop video game/AI slop for months though.
>>577481497wait but im already drunk
>>577482413>>577482103I am tired of this cringe larper ideology who's only stated goal is to "own the libs because nothing matters haha isnt this so funny arent you mad"its a rot in the collective psyche
>>577482372Yes, although I don't know how it'd work with Wolff or Fox having to actually go through with the demands>https://www.newsweek.com/pentagon-forced-remove-metallica-song-video-copy-strike-2098422
>>577481497Who is "anon." Better yet, who is "drunk"
>>577482413I'm already tired of the discourse this will inevitably shove down my throat
>>577482413>toby fox>no games
>>577482697I find it hard to believe your throat can ever be tired of having shit shoved down it.
>>577482413>One of the Trump social media guys is probably some 22 year old DR fanAlright, which one of you is it
>>577482745There is nothing on earth more annoying than a groyper high off of attention
>>577482697I can already feel the dozens of "Oh no no no deltaxisters!?!?!??!" posts...
>>577482786>One ofAnon its a whole zoomer 4chan newfag circus in that place, did you see who Doge hired? But the guy in charge of the social media team is this guy and he's definitely here.
I'm sure the Food poisoning lads are gonna be happy soon, something else for the attention to move on to.
Since I laid my eyes on you.....
Prince Fluffybuns
>>577482558ok now sit there and keep posting about it. posts ARE praxis
I need him so bad
>>577483349im still jerking off
>>577483349NTA but making fun of cringe hobby tourists on the internet is indeed praxis.
>>577482967I dunno I think there will be lawsuits over this
I thought there was a biker gang raid outside my window but its just a kid showing off his dirtbike to his friends...
I fucking hate screenless draw pads.
>>577483725This is what a Rudinn would say in Castle Town before you go to the next room and see Lancer with a dirtbike surrounded by Cuptains who are amazed at his skills
>>577482697wait for the pinkmericans to wake up
>>577482413I think its fujny that nobody on instagram follows the DoD except for bots because the Black Knife one is from like 3 weeks ago. That account is sauceless.
>>577473850great video
>>577483846ok ive heard this phrase about the rock by the water about 100 times and still dont know what it is
>>577484067There's a new Pokemon rom hack inspired by the weird route by the water
>>577484067There's a new cock by the water.
How will Toby SOOBVERT fanon Dess? Will she have the face of her Mom?
>>577484261>he thinks we're ever getting a clear Dess sprite
>>577484261Girlfailure Dess Noelle finds Seth's glasses familiar since they remind her of Dess, not Asriel
>>577483812Also his dirtbike would be a bike made of dirt and he would say his usual bike is sick so he made a replacement
>>577484261it will be a subversion by not subverting expectations
Ralsei found a new fleshlight
>>577484261The subversion is that Dess is actually a human. She was just wearing fake reindeer horns (blue color) to fit in, like Kris was, but never took them off. That's why Carol's horns are painted blue, to never forget Dess
>>577484261She will look like a normal Toby Fox character instead of an altgirl pinup model which will subvert 80% of fanon Dess designs, but she won't be intentionally ugly which will subvert the remaining 20% of fanon Dess designs
to all you "the first fountain in asgores notes is the shelter fountain" explain this!!:why doesnt asgore open it. carol and him are working together so it shouldn't be hard. unless im missing something.
>>577484665Carol isn't working together with him, that's why he proposes telling Carol about this before he gets kidnapped
Raru
>>577484429double penetrating that thing with ralsei
>>577484665I kinda wonder if it vanished or was unable to be percieved or something and only recently reformed or reappeared, because surely someone would have noticed a dark world in the shelter 10 feet away from the mayor's office. But my sense of how time works in Deltarune is fucked, I still dont really know how long Dess has been missing.
>>577484808sei
>>577484790Toriel says the opposite in church. That Carol’s enabling Asgore’s weird knight conspiracy obsession.
>THE SHELTER HAS BEEN SEALED BECAUSE A DARK WORLD IS INSIDE!then why didnt Asgore just show people it instead of going schizo, he had one of the codes and could have certainly gotten the other 2 from important townsfolk for such a serious matter.
>>577485050Letting something happen doesn't mean actively working together with someone, if a conspiracy nut is like "let me tell you about my fucked up theories" and you're like "that's great man sure you do you i don't really care" that's enabling it even though you're not like "i believe you and will work with you"
>>577484590I dont like Human Dess theory because it takes away from Kris and makes Toriel seem dumb for not asking Carol for help raising a human, and makes Carol seem dumb for never ever reading those "how to take care of a human" books
>>577485050toriel's a drunken sow and a notoriously unreliable narrator
>>577485050I think Toriel is just a bit pissed overall that Carol is paying Asgores rent. I would not be surprised if Toriel thinks making Asgore homeless would be a good teaching moment
The over the top Toriel hate feels like mental illness or people from bad homes getting triggered and overcompensating.
>>577485194She has her own schizo board in her bedroom
>>577485517True but she's also not written to be an amazingly competent mother. She tries, but in both Undertale and Deltarune she has a habit of fully shifting the blame towards others, especially in moments where she herself knows she's wrong
i just want to make kris happy, why cant they just let me make them happy? it makes me very depressed, i even cried about it today
>>577485612She's worse in Undertale than in Deltarune since her passiveness actively gets kids killed but some very vocal autists act like her Deltarune version is more evil because they got mindbroken by her drinking with Sans.
>>577485713if anything that made me like Sans less because regardless of his reasoning, it was all tinged with the idea of having the house free so he could get laid. Like he's not the one to make that situation happen but he's certainly not gonna change it
>>577485517Actually it's specifically because /utg/ is an Asgore board
>>577485194asgore says that if things "go well with carol" he might get his old job back, at worst it sounds like carol is leading asgore on but i think the intended reading is that they're both shizos working together for a common goal but carol is one step ahead with the soul and kris knowledge
>>577485643i saw this on twitter and all the replies were honest to god children (you could tell by the overuse of shitty meme reaction inages) saying that the 16 year old artist was raped/should be raped for making this
>>577485854/utg/ isnt a board you dumbfuck incel
>>577484590>human dess wears antlered headband to fit in, where actual dess does not want to fit in her family. She calls noelle elly for example >human dess is Chara even though Kris already inherited Charas personality traits
>>577485973Well its pedogroomer Dess shit so I'm not sure what you'd expect, thats only popular here.
>>577486096nuh uh, we all hate it
>>577469663that's a womanlike to slap her bald head, repub to slap her bald head
>>577485973thats sad, i think its a cute kris, i dont think anyone who draws a kris like that should have people being mean to them, i love kris
>>577486096no, its very popular on twitter, bluesky, baraag... pretty much any social media site with an art focus. Yeah there's haters and it looks like theres a lot of hate, but only because those posts get amplified by followers that already think the same thing, not new fans discovering the art through a hate post.
>>577486145>>577486234>uhhh actually twitter and bluesky loves groomer dess and /utg/ hates it!What is this bizarro world shit lmao
>>577486295Where do you think the art comes from? Do you think it comes from here? because it doesn't
/utg/, do you hate this?
>>577486452kinda yeah
>>577486452awful please leave forever
>>577486452nyo
>>577486452whwre are her pants
>>577486452I prefer Kris dominating Dess
>>577486452Kill yourself
>>577486145This place loves underage rape so much it spawned a second general on /trash/.
>>577486452I wonder when this artist will ever get tired of deltadoe he's drawn a aloooooot
i kinda think about this image when thinking of Kress
>>577486452No. Dess needs to take a break from her meds.
Porn is porn so I don't care about that, but I dislike the super serious theories about Dess being an abusive groomer and I think they'll age like milk
>>577486957If you accept that the Knight is Dess, you accept that there already is abusive behavior and grooming to begin with. Unless you're to say all the shit Kris is suffering through to the point of developing OCD is entirely their own decision.
>>577487069ocd??
>>577487069Mentally ill post
>>577485973the 16 year old artist would probably enjoy being raped if he's drawing pedoslop
>>577487126The Handwashing. It's present in multiple chapters. Kris is incapable of washing away their guilt and it causes them to stay in the bathroom washing their hands for an extremely long time, with Toriel noting that its just something they do. It's also focused on in the chapter 4 egg room, with the therapist. This is the strongest evidence towards Kris having a Trauma based OCD, more specifically, post traumatic OCD.
>>577487332>he
>>577487380>Rudy makes fun of Kris's "handwashing marathon" arising from OCDOur unproblematic king is problematic, it's fucking OVER
>>577487332
>>577486480>>577486519>>577486523>>577486571>>577486595>>577486605>>577486685>>577486701okay im going to need you to answer this poalhttps://poal.me/ww0rrc
>>577487069The Knight isn't necessarily Dess. Even if the Knight is Dess, the Knight isn't necessarily representative of how Dess acted when she was a normal person and not a shapeshifting shadow creature. Pressuring someone into going along with your supervillain plan isn't grooming, although it can theoretically resemble grooming in an allegorical sense and sometimes does in other media, there's nothing suggesting that's the case here. There's also no evidence that Dess herself is personally responsible for whatever caused Kris to become mentally ill and it's far more likely that Kris's problems come from witnessing something bad happening to Dess and blaming themself for it, as a parallel to Asgore blaming himself for the incident when he wasn't involved at all.
If Kre/ss/ is real then how was Ralsei born? Kris isn't a goat monster.
>>577487380huh, interesting. i thought that toriel's comments & rudy's comment about handwashing marathons were just in reference to kris leaving the water running when they sneak out as we see them do in chapter 2. but the egg room text does seem to imply there is literal handwashing involved now that i think about it. it's funny, i actually have compulsive handwashing as a symptom of my own contamination ocd, but i never picked up on that
>>577487380Anon OCD doesnt sopely manifest like that it would stretch into other aspects of Kris's life. They almost certainly have trauma but thats a different thing than OCD.
>>577487643extremely extremely cute i'm saving it and i'm happy you posted it anon
>>577487759nta but it's possible that kris could have ocd that isn't manifesting in visible compulsions outside of handwashing. "pure o", mental compulsions and similar. though now it's really entering headcanon territory
>>577487786yw anon, I checked through the artist's other uploads and they do a lotta good pippins stuff
>>577487978waoh thats good, really nice
>>577487932You could say that our habit of checking literally every object out of habit every day doesn't seem odd to anyone because "that's just what Kris does" , and the only real change in behavior anyone noticed was when they talked to Noelle and she's like "This isn't actually something they do at all, unlike that other shit"
>>577487978and he looks at meand i look at himand he looks at me
>>577487978Are you the same guy who drew him spreading his ass yesterday?
>>577488138yeah
why am i too autistic to imitate character's speech patterns properlyi wish i could write fanfics
>>577488109Ehh I think thats too much on the player and less about Kris, since Kris has long been an odd kid (and also they can be like "oh its just how humans act I guess") people just shrug and move along with most stuff they do. Like there is stuff that Kris clearly does not want us checking and they fuck us over about it multiple times.
>>577488273write about the autistic characters
>>577488273Imagine sterotypical accents. I have an issue where I can do boston or italian american fluently in text but suck at anything else
>>577488138>>577488157>I missed Ralsei buttNooooooooo>>577488273I mean you can always just Toby it up and toss in ellipses everywhere.
>>577488321that's even harder, Kris basically never talks>>577488339but what accents would deltarune characters even have? not city ones i guess
Why Dess raping Kris instead of Carol?
Why would Toby do this to us?
>>577488440I always got the vibe it was either midwest or the northeast/coast.
>>577488428>you can always just Toby it up and toss in ellipses everywhere.this is what i do in my normal typing without actively suppressing it, it's a real problem because it's quite identifiable>>577488514i cannot even conceptualize what this sounds like
>>577488440>but what accents would deltarune characters even have? not city ones i guessJust imagine them with millenialisms with the odd>...To show awkward or tense silence
>>577488273I would think being autistic about this sort of thing would make it easier to put in the attention to detail you'd need to accurately emulate a distinctive speech pattern or cadence where a lazier writer might just write everyone like a teenage girl
>>577488440Just remember Hometown is a stand-in for Boston.
>>577488603do you know what boston looks like? because it sure as hell isn’t a quaint little town
>>577488472dess's legs are giant fingers? what the hell
>>577488591You would think, but autistic decision paralysis is the far more common outcome
>>577488428it's not that great >>577385314
>>577488603Do you understand how weather maps work? They show a broad area. We are not in fucking Boston.>>577488772Thank you
>>577488591no i just stare at the dialogue, realize i have no idea what they'd say, then delete it allalso i do not think the game is in boston
>>577487978You know whats fucking me up? The Flowery lewd Ralsei costume poster has the heart on the chest as an actual cutout so you see his skin. What if its actually the same with Ralsei and that black heart is his actual body beneath the robe, a glimpse at hia true form?
>>577488472That's long Noelle, not Dess
boston must be the only thing people know about MA because salem is literally right there and you’re still deciding deltarune takes place in the 100% concrete cityscape
>>577488971that would be very lewd from ralsei, but I think it's just flowery doing his usual bullshit
>>577489215Isn't Toby from New Hampshire?Hometown could fit right into some random New Hampshire town
>>577489032That's not noelle, that's noel
>>577489234Easy access Ralsei nipple rubs....Kris and Susie are so lucky...
>>577488869For me it depends on the character and how they speak ingame. For example, Susie is pretty easy to write for and conceive since she has a very blunt voice and a handful of notably patterns to her speech (she usually defaults to "hell yeah!" if she's excited, for one). For some characters its easy to slip into broad archetypes that roughly align with their presentation. With a character like Tenna it's easy enough to write him broadly around the idea of a corny affable game show host rather than focusing on his specific mannerisms or phrasing and that would probably be more conductive to getting sommething out as an inexperienced writer.
>>577489323salem is in new hampshire
>>577489215>salem is literally right thereTo save the worlds there is only one wayThe prince must burn the girl at the sta-...ke
>>577489215If anything I think it takes further place inland, it doesnt feel near to the ocean at all.
>>577489323Checks out
>>577488273play the game a few more times until the characters live in your brain and you cannot turn off the DeltaVoice
>>577489376dess died in a car crash because she didn't wear seatbelts
i wish i could draw...
>>577489469If Onionsan has been to the ocean then the Hometown lake must connect to the ocean right?
>>577489416When most people hear "Salem" they think the Massachusetts one
hometown is in ohio
>>577489562Onionsan is a dumbfuck freak who doesnt understand anything, I dont trust anything it says to be fully accurate.
>>577489537*throws liquor bottle at your forehead*
>>577489537LUCIDA YOU SON OF BITCHLUCIDA
>>577469721fingers in ralsei's mouth
>>577489562Remember that there's the lake at the eastern town limits and beyond that is "the city". I don't know what that could limit it to but they seem like the most helpful hints.
Asriel left Hometown to study at Miskatonic University
>Ralsei's face at the start is covered in the shadow of his hat.>But it's the dark world, where darkness functions in the same way light does in the light word. So a shadow in the dark world is the absence of darkness, it's not obscured from light but darkness. >So maybe the obscured face is closer to Ralsei's true appearance, the "similar to asriel but not quite" face may be the result of darkness perspective shenanigansPossible?
I wish i should draw....
>>577489589I think it’s more likely in the Massachusetts one because of the witch trials and demonic associations
>>577487978cute raly. what has him looking so neutral?
>>577489650Calm down, NormalNPC, Onion can't hurt you anymore
>>577489725That wouldn't happen to be a reference to anything, would it?
>>577489665*mindlessly draws over without learning anything*
>>577489740I am fully on boarf that the Asriel apperance is something Ralsei developed as part of his way to connect to the heroes (or at least Kris), and his real (or maybe its more accurate to say original) form is more shadowy or nebulous. But he's grown and actualized as a person and made that new goat form his own. I dont really expect big Ralsei answers until chapter 7 sadly.
I love you, and all you guys!
bro is on boarf
>>577489803he saw me struggling to open a water bottle for the past 30 seconds
>>577490021boarf?dield?sjelter?
>>577490021I'm sorry I'm sleepy in bed on my phone and not spellchecking properly...
>>577490045and he didn't offer to open it for you? coldhearted raly..
>>577490076ATONE FOR YOUR SINS *smacks your knuckles with a ruler*
>>577489880Don't worry about it kitten
>>577490087I kept telling him "I got this"
damn theres not enough plugboy porn let me just google i-
>>577489703sex
>>577490182idk I'm feeling pretty worried about it
>>577490139AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
I haven't checked in with the Deltarune community since the FRIEND patch dropped. Did the community discover anything from that, or did it end up being more vagueposting that lead nowhere?
>>577490504Just this.
>>577490504We have official confirmation that Seth is named after that fat dude from Illusion of Gaia that fell overboard and got eaten by a fish
>>577490504It completely changed how friend is viewed and its now a dumbfuck mook army instead of a sinister mastermind so all the old made up friend characterization got stapled onto eram.
>>577490259yeah that checks out
>>577490504ERAM has been promoted to top dawg
The problem with Deltarune is I think the story is building up to something really interesting but it's taking too long to get there, and if the humor and character writing don't hook you the whole thing gets old really fast. I love the game but I can't lie, the characters and humor are getting really predictable.
>>577490773>and if the humor and character writing don't hook you the whole thing gets old really fast.You are describing Undertale (which has less interesting gameplay in comparison).
>>577490886Undertale is beaten in a single sitting and wasn't released over the course of 17 years.
>>577490951Nobody playing UT for the first time beats it in one sitting, stop larping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAGEiB-QJI
>>577490978It's not a long game dude. 7 hours for soulless NPCs on Howlongtobeat means 6 hours max for the rest of us.
>>577491076Jarona 4
>>577491013Skies Forever Blue stocks are risingBoth the weird route chapters page and the Skies Forever Blue page require scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page to see something
>>577491172>mashing through dialogue and rushing through areas without backtracking or doing side shit on your first playthroughYou're the soulless NPC, my larping friend.
>>577491172Spoken like someone who hasn't seen all of Papyrus's phone calls
>>577491268>mashing through dialogueimprove your reading speed>rushing through areaswere you pausing to admire the shoddy pixel art?>without backtracking or doing side shit on your first playthroughyou don't need to do any of that to get an ending.
>>577491317Holy eyebrows Batman
>>577491347>you don't need to do any of that to get an ending.Confirmed for soulless NPC
>>577491268You're playing through the game three times in a normal playthrough, that's plenty of time to see side content and bonus material
>>577491347live twice as fast, you live two lives in one
im still banking on krusie
>>577491491Buy some NFTs too they're just as hot.
>undertale >>despite everything it's still you>deltarune >>you actually changed
>>577491417i only played once on my first time though
>>577491347>improve your reading speedImprove your patience to really take in what the game is saying>were you pausing to admire the shoddy pixel art?Were you rushing so fast you didn't get to admire the areas?>you don't need to do any of that to get an ending.It's not about getting to the end as fast as possible, it's about enjoying yourself on the way. If you're not having fun, the game is not for you. It's that simple
>>577491491they're just platonic life partners, a bröderbund
>>577491389It's about 5 and a half hours to get neutral if you're not a shitter. 6-7 max for true pacifist assuming you didn't brick your save by killing something. That's doable in a single sitting if you have the afternoon free.>>577491440Essentially, yeah. If you train yourself to read faster you can get through over twice as many books as you otherwise would have before you die, and the same roughly applies to games. Everyone has an untapped high speed mode they have to unlock. Not to be confused with turbo mode, which is a garbled mess that technically still works but is shit because of how much you're actually skipping.
>>577491564war never changes vs war has changed
im still balling on BALLsie
>Perhaps it sounds silly, but since then... my...>My first selfish desire, was "I want more plushies..." haha!
>>577491564>Try as you might, you continue to be yourself.
>>577491664Beep boop
>>577491646It's okay to be a slow reader anonkun. The game taught me to show [MERCY] to people like you, so I'll do that by not caving your empty skull in with a hammer.
rate my new burgerpants fanart
humans love cheese
>>577491783no
>>577491615I'm sorry to say but you didn't actually beat the game
>>577491783he's supposed to be a mouse? i thought he was a bear
>>577491738the lonely prince who wanted friends
>>577491664Zoom zoom somewhere else you zoomer
>>577491863>beat on normal >flowey tells me to go to alphys >true ending how did i not beat it
>>577491992Funnily enough, it's zoomers who can't read for the life of them.
>alarm set for 3 hours from now
zoomy woomy boomy oomy buhwuhabahwuh I DONT CAAAAAAAAAARE
MY DELTACHUDDIESI HAVE FOUNDA GREAT, ENDLESS WELLSPRING OF DARKNESSOF THE DANKEST AND STANKIEST VARIETYI AM NOTTELLING YOU WHERE IT IS
>>577492231why sans undertale not have hem eyes?because getting 3 hours of sleep turned him hollow boned (dark souls reference)!
>kris if bad ending
>>577491047thank you for saving it
>>577492562I've saved as many as I could
>>577486452Hotsexohochimilf
>>577492042You missed the thrilling conclusion
>>577492753this incomprehensible shit is going to give me an aneurism one of these days I swear to god
Does anyone have that comic where Kris fucks the soul and the sensations are magically communicated to the real player (female)
>>577492921https://files.catbox.moe/c5iwvu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/243yv4.pngfrom Whump
https://d.uguu.se/syecJJZY.mp4
>>577493037Thankies
i love buckethead <3
>>577493037>>577493090Forgot the second halfhttps://files.catbox.moe/flhock.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j1nsbg.png
>>577493037I wouldnt be this mean to my kris
>>577493184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2A_w1GtNQwayo!
>>577493184No you don't. You love Berdly.
>>577492190>>577492318>>577492447uuuuu
>>577492691this piece has captivated me, unparalleled aura. tyvm for posting it
god. My little moss slut can't be this hot.
>>577493231>>577493037Now THIS is a diddyfoid
>>577493037>>577493231i kind of love this. what the heck
good day chat
what if instead of the diner it was the boner
>>577493474>what is this diddyfoid doing on the calculator
fav only really interacts with me because I don't make an effort to stop their suicidal ideation and I think they assume I have a fetish for it
>>577493714boner..?
Warioman!
>>577493762Is this Susie talking about Kris or Susie talking about Noelle
fave’s other fave is returning in the new adult swim special but they look so fucking offmodel chopped
do you think deltarune monsters eat animal meat?
>>577493906Ten feet but wide
>>577469571Hooman!
>>577493906Virtual Boy in his hand
I like Noelle
>mysterious waft
>>577494105that's Noel
>>577494105That's Nolan, actually.
queen's operating system is michaelsoft binbows
>>577493906Why does wario hang out with little children so much
>>577494105>>577494208If you put Noelle's skirt on Noel and made him grow his hair could you even tell the difference?
>>577469721One human and one dragon.
>>577481497i wish she was in real, so i could feel her blade drag along ny skin before she, you know...
Why is Queen so unpopular in porn?
>>577494356I would see the bulge so yes
>>577494538I think she may just be too vanilla compared to everyone else, that's the only explanation I can think of
>>577494538Popular characters in porn tend to have no personality and Queen has way too much personality so making porn of her feels wrong
I like the name NoelleMore girls should be named Noelle
>>577494538not a furry and not a teen
>>577494425I wish I could make them wear that sweater
>>577494779Noelle is a cypher for something super fucked up and twisted. You won't like the name once you find out. Oh it's horrible.
>>577494765>Popular characters in porn tend to have no personalityI don't think that's entirely true, there's also the fact that a lot of people who jack off to / make R34 don't really follow the media the characters are from
>>577494889Vague post chad
I like the name FloweryMore flowers should be named Flowery
>>577494765I'm attracted to Noelle because of her personality.
>two massive noelle knight videos with umineko musiclol
Kris and Noel would've been such good friends because they'd have no scrutiny with ridiculous penis jokes and dark humor that would make Susie blush and shudder
>>577495247English por favour
>>577495220Post themI'm /utg/'s number 1 Umineko fan
>>577495321First is pre-Chappy 5, second came out yesterdayhttps://youtu.be/l-pOlvieT-0https://youtu.be/4BP_oDHZXvo
Noelle!
>>577495317It means "the pendeja"
>>577495526
>>577494765trvke>>577494852trvkanova
>>577495429Thanks
>FLOWER RANKINGGreenSethAquaYellowOrangeGetting kicked in the dickGangreneBlue
>>577494938But that's why, these artists just draw what is essentially a hot woman ych template and stick the character in. Drawing porn in-context is a much more laborious process. If you do that to Queen it feels so awkward the audience that would feel interested in the porn will just be weirded out because a personalityless bimbo Queen falls into an uncanny valley situation of sorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZX6YQKAxsE
>>577494538>>577494765It's this
>>577495826Reminds me of how a lot of Noelle art is just a listless anime girl standing there looking pretty. No soul, no characterization.
W... Wobblemeat?I... I don't know that spell.
>>577494852>not a furry and not a teenbut anon, you just described beloved fan favorite Aqua!
>>577496016haha, yeah
Now that the dust has settled, what was jackbox anon's cause of death?
man i can't even play old games anymore look at my gen 1 replay man i'm just trying to get a fuckin porygon
* heh. kiddo.* now that the dust has settled...* you mind explaining where it all came from?
>>577493037whump is always nice
do you think it’s actually possible Toby will pull some power of friendship shit at the very end in chapter 7 where characters like flowery, king, queen, etc return to help fight the big bad
>>577496221This thing
>>577496303Yes because it's anime, and that would suck
>>577495826I guess so, probably doesn't help that Queen may be the least romance-coded character in the game as well
>>577496016Noelle's character can be read like that though. She's given up having her own preferences considered in regards to most people. Only really Rudy & Kris have let Noelle be herself her crippling horniness made her want Susie enough to break out of having given up.
I'm telling you, I... I...I'm not "wobblemeat." I don't know what you're talking about.I'm telling you, stop!I... I don't know what you're talking about!
>>577496221He got too fat and nasty
>>577496251FIND HER
>>577496468He would eat anything
>>577496303Possible? You think there's a possibility it will be anything else?
>>577496609I mean I’d hope so that’d be pretty cliche
>>577496657Cliches aren't bad
>>577496251Using save states when playing the casino segment in the gen 1/gen 3 remakes is mandatory. The RNG bullshit is by no means fair and was made for a different era 30 years ago for poor kids who only had 5 games on their Game Boy and were supposed to spend weeks playing a single game.
>>577496016that's literally how noelle acts in the normal route, she's a non character who only really exists to be a autistic nerdy/smart but cute and perfect trophy wifeit's only in the weird route and it's aborted variants that she becomes an actual character
>>577494538She's bald and doesn't really have an obvious sexy dynamic with any character. That's really the main thing, for most of the characters she interacts with she essentially functions as a weird overbearing mother figure (Especially true of Noelle and Lancer but also Berdly and Kris to a lesser extent). She's a tall shapely humanoid woman with domineering ambitions and a direct line to your search history/computer access so it's actually pretty easy to bastardize Queen for erotic purposes without rendering her unrecognizable but there's no one for her to really play off of.
>>577496657Toby literally let us walk into the very lab that turned Flowey into a freak of nature and not a single piece of it was used in any of the Flowey fights.Deltarune will be the exact same. Power of friendship will prevails, the end.
No one will say it but I will; Toby Fox loves that Megaman X guitar too much and it becoms impossible to ignore once you hear it in any given track
>>577496609I think there's a good chance he'll copy LISA the painful and do literally the exact opposite of that setup instead given Kris's apparent evil dickheadery
>>577496729Only in chapter 5 WR*She's literally a damsel in distress before that
>>577496845it's a good instrument it kicks ass
>>577496850Kris isn't the player technically and since Toby refuses to write an actual villain other than (you) Kris will use the power of friendship too.Only Norml route chads will get to use evil edgy powers to beat the big bad using their evil powers of evil routedness.
>>577496845If you can't distinguish between the MMX overdrive guitar sample and the MMX2 overdrive guitar sample I don't wanna hear it from you. I'm pretty sure the orch hit in Tenna's boss theme is an X2 sample as well
It really says a lot about a person when they complain about stories where friendship prevails over all adversity, even metaphysical evil.
>>577496845No such thing as too much Mega Man X guitar soundfont
>>577496862not really, the weird route in general touches on why she is the way she is, 5 is the payoff but all of them improve her character at least somewhat
>>577497030Yeah it usually means they're miserable or depressed, cut 'em some slack they need good friends too.
>>577497030Power of friendship being an actual power and an instant I win button is cheap writing.
>>577497030NTA but you're reducing a critique of a trope potentially being used in a trite way to a moral value judgement.Like I don't hate Superman but his fans on /co/ always immediately jump into this shit with ad hominems whenever he gets criticized>OH YOU DON'T LOVE THE SYMBOL OF HOPE JUSTICE AND THE AMERCAN WAY? WELL CLEARLY IT'S BECAUSE YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE
>>577497341Well, I don’t know anything about /co/ media, really, but it makes sense that people get upset when you attack characters who are supposed to be symbolic representations of very good and human ideas.
>tfw I wrote myself into a corner again and made it impossible for the good guys to win>tfw I have to pull out DETERMINATION hacks again and give Kris actual godmode>tfw I hope nobody asks me why Kris didn't have this beforefuck you you'll call it kino anywaystl;dr eat shit f@gg*ts
how is toby going to use the power of friendship when none of these guys are even very good friends and will probably hate each other by either the end of 6 or 7
>>577497341There's no reason to assume the trope will be used in a trite way when it wasn't in Undertale. It's not inherently trite either.
>>577497030it's okay if friendship wins but "power of friendship" should mean they all turn into a huge mecha robot like the power rangers do and like we did with the thrash machine and there's an insanely awesome fight otherwise it's just "how did you win even when you were outmatched" "plot armor and friendship" no it should be "how did you win even when you were outmatched" "me and my friends fused together into a cool ass robot" you know
>>577497501So if a character represents something good their writing and story cannot be critiqued? That’s ridiculous.
>>577497626You're going to hate 6 and 7 when these guys turn out to be very good friends at the end because that's what the fanbase sees them as
>>577497606Toby wait! You don't have to make it Kris getting DETERMINATION hacks! You can give your lesbian self-insert girl Noelle ANGEL hacks instead! Not only will they call it kino but they can shit on anyone that doesn't like her as homophobic! TOBY!!! WAIT!!!
>>577497341I don't hate Superman or anything but that character's whole milleau really just falls apart completely when you try to apply him to anything resembling a real world setting. Capeshit writers would be a lot better off if they just accepted that he's a children's character who beats up corrupt bosses and shoots eye beams at aliens without trying to make him 'mature'....said Alphys
>>577497679I didn’t say that. I just said it makes sense that people would be upset with you and be willing to rush to judgments about your ideas or intentions. And does everything really need to be ruthlessly criticized?
>>577497789this guy is living in a world where ch5 never happened
>>577497606Kris only had that cause we told him to proceed
>>577497626there isn't a happy ending so power of friendship will not save the day anyway
>>577497626I dunno Susie and Kris seem to be friends
>>577497803Alphys is an imaginaitonlet. You can justify him not ending wars with being too busy with everything else. Or you can actually just have him end wars but leave it to the nations to figure shit out so that he doesn't become a dictator.
>>577497790Genius. And I'll make it mostly between Noelle and Susie too, Kris can kinda just be there on the side.
>>577497816>ruthlessly criticizedthe original post was just whining about people who dare to complain
Can I get a Catti gf? I kinda want a big girl I can use like a pillow.
>>577469663you can plug bullet holes for them, it was their original function.
>>577497790If Noelle is the Angel, I will personally shit on Toby enough to completely counteract any positive feedback he gets from the rest of the fandom
Are the Floradinns and Terakota actually plants, and if so why can we bring them back to Castle Town and not the flowers?
>>577498082Was that original post not a response to people whining about things that haven’t even happened? Imagining ways that Deltarune could hypothetically suck? Like, I don’t understand your mindset.>why do people in superman threads complain when I call superman a baby character for retards>why do people in deltarune threads complain when I dunk on the author, the themes of friendship, and complain about hypothetical ways it could fail to end wellIt just seems kind of silly.
>>577498242the flowers are delicate, a cold breeze and they die
Deltarune took so long to make I have been forced to replay Suikoden 5 and face the brutal might of like 6 to 8 hours of intro before it gets goingToby will pay for this
>>577498242no, the floradinns 'think they're flowers and probably so does everyone else'. the teracota are likely flowerpots.
>>577498293>the themes of friendshippoorly executed* themes of friendship
>>577498242There are certain anime characters that were never meant to cross paths...
When Dr. Andonuts said "tl;dr eat shit faggots" he was referring to (you) because the game was confirming (you) were canonically gay In the very same way, Deltarune will reveal that (you) were gay all along too
>>577498242Ralsei explains that the seven flowers can't be brought to Castle Town because they require special care, not because they're flowers>The 7 flowers...>They're very delicate, and if they don't get taken care of...Asgore also mentions that it's difficult to keep them alive as early as chapter 1
>>577498365Who hurt you sugar? Can I kiss it better?
>>577498242Floradinns are pressed flowers. Preserved in their apperance but dead. That's why their ACT is Press and Seth Pressed on with Book during Yellow's trial.Terakota seem to be clay planter pots rather than the plants themselves.Not sure about the rest.
>kris susie and ralsei overcoming the prophecy power of friendship good>susie and noelle overcoming the prophecy power of friendship bad
>>577498242The Floradinns are probably those labeling cards you stick in the soil to identify plants. Hence why they look like Rudinns and think they're flowers.
>>577498581anon thats the power of love, not the power of friendship
>>577498581True!
>>577498581>overcoming the prophecy BAD!!!
>>577498720Gaster...
>>577498581Anything involving Noelle is bad
>>577498758*Pre-redemption Gaster...
>>577498581You can simplify this as Ralsei GoodNoelle Bad
Noelle is Gaster
>kris and noelle overcoming the prophecy by fucking killing themselvesVery good
>>577498839>Ralsei Good>Noelle BadThis but unironically
>>577498839true!
>>577498780Chapter 6 is gonna have to do some heavy lifting for Noelle's character if she's aimed at being a hero. Right now she's a story catalyst, and it's more likely for her to cause problems with Rudy's impending death rather than solve any problems herself.
>>577498581Yes but not because I'm a chud but because I like Kris
>>577498862>noelle is susie's dadIncestbros won?
I hope this isn't GasterI want maximum trollage
>>577498948that heart in the middle looks sexy as hell
>>577498948our beautiful prince is the only correct answer
>>577498948>pick your bride>first choice is a boyI think I'll pick the doe
>>577499038Womb heart. Thrash machine pregnancy.
>>577498948ralsei
>>577498976only pedochuds like kris
>>577499009I'm still banking on Gaster looking like the mysteryman at first (in the event we ever even actually see him) but it's an illusion like the Titan looking like a human and he actually has a blaster head. I just really want to see those bullets incorporated into an actual design
>>577498953Ruby is the Knigth and faked 67% of his illness though
what if the real gaster is actually the annoying dog
>>577499185i like kris
>>577499337>>577499337>>577499337Hop on
>>577499105always was
>>577499139i preferred the times when it was implied ralsei was obsessed with Us, not Kris
>>577499278Rudy being the Knight won't bring your real dad back, I'm sorry for your loss anon.
>>577499185They're the same age as Susie and Noelle
>>577493037>>577493231anyone have that SA-coded comic with them
>>577499839yah
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