Previous: >>577483028 >>577463491>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>577497280Those are notorious cases that deserve to be shat on, but watching them at 2x speed is not a solution to the underlying problem and just ADHD cope.>Watch a westoid/SAAR tutorial: 10 minutes for a 30 second fix>Watch a asian video on the same shit: ZERO speaking and to the point helpWatching witgod is a great example of this, at least his early english work that I've watched, it's so damn short and to the point.
Tachyon LOVE
>>577500196coming to hanshin near you!
2 more hours left for borrows to refresh...Evens I listen to asmr until I pass outOdds I do prep for pathfinder
i want to die
>>577500196>Star Blossom skipping the Takarazuka Kinenthe villain wins againhttps://x.com/uma_musu_SB/status/2088173782787592253
>>577500554me after my 4 hour shift
>>577500553they´re axing it
>>577500196Rice sexy belly
>>577500553based NOTHING happened during the 1995 Takarazuka Kinen
>>577500553lame
https://speakerdeck.com/cygames/httpsspeakerdeckcomcygamescygames_202607_cedec2026_12cygames localization presentation from cedec
>>577500554me after a 24 hour flight to Europe.
>>577500553It's probably going to be a side chapter like Suzuka's was
>>577500501Chiyo dog would not say this
>Overseer 1.0 Is some one unironically using it? wtf is do? Is it cheat?
>1 turn until concert>only 3 songs >4th song page has run for our dream skill pt gain>it needs 16 PA>stam/co click only gives 10 PA>hello could give out 20 PA gambleWHAT DO
>my trainer brought his hetero life mate to the track
>It was said that Rice Shower indirectly saved Nice Nature after his death. Nice Nature's owners wanted him to run in the 1996 Arima Kinen, but he was diagnosed with a minor fracture in his right front leg. His stable hand Hideki Baba, remembering Rice Shower's death a year prior, vehemently opposed Nice Nature's owners from having him race in the Arima Kinen, and made Nice Nature's owners take back their decision.KEK WHAT A HERO
>>577500816glue
>>577500808If it does what it says and isn't just a trojan then it's a massive cheat.
>>577500816GambaRun is glue otherwise
>>577500816the skill point gain activates immediately so it doesnt matter you can buy it after the concert
>>577500816hello will give you 20 DA
>>577500553SB is non linear, we already jumped events with Offside Trap and suzu, they'll probably also do it with dantsu seattle with rice collapsing mid race
>>577500816What gamble? Doesn't work that way Torena.
>>577500553Understand that there is no point in living. Cry, that there is no answer! Where there is darkness, there are shadows. I, myself, am all of you humans!
>>577500937NOOOOOOO I shouldve clicked PA now and another gamble on PA on next turn
>already seeing end Hogs with double debuffers in test lobbies
>>577501027She always gives the token you have the lowest amount of
>>577501027It’s not a gamble, hello gives you what you have the least of
>>577501027maya how did you not know this it gives you the token you have the least
>>577501047isn't it a bit unreliable to solo hog in next CM since the ult proc chance is way lower?
>>577500976>Suzuka gets her moment in the anime>manga too afraid to do Laisu
>>577501162it's like ~70% instead of 90% and you can still get blocked so yeah
>>577501156TO THE GLUE FACTORY I GO
This is a cat
My beautiful trainee is seducing me again but I won't lose!
>>577501094After reading about it I can't stop noticing Zephyr is hiding her cleavage as censorship and can't stop staring at her tits
mr seabiscuit
>Posted it again awardReply to this post to request a translationHi /uma/, i've decided to create a translating group for fan art and doujinshi of umamusume for the guys in here, you can now request for free to have anything you want translated, either through this thread or twitter DM'sWe are looking for someone who knows chinese or korean tho, we lack thatFollow the twitterhttps://x.com/BoneWaffenTL
>>577501287
>>577501047>we unironically need to run dom debuffers on a mile
AAAAAAAA i downloaded observerClicked on it to check wtf is it, and it's open on it's own everytime when i turn on umamusume how do i delete it aaaaaa
>he bought?
Is global the worst server
>>577500553BOOOOOOO
>>577501503That is one evil looking horse
612 stam on my Dia ace for CM18... but I also am getting Full Throttle. Should I dump Homestretch Haste for Corner Recovery? Gotta be no, right?
>>577501579
>>577501730get watchful eye instead
>>577501162I've seen some end hogs pack shake it out for backup
>>577501742theyre not that huge
>>577501579>>577501742I'm gonna gosling
>>577501814shichi has no training priority and good luck making an ace running her
Good thing I don't do manual Maya runs holy fuck
So how long does Ruby last anyways?
>>577502013About 15 minutes with me
>>577502046More like Champions Meeting VIRGIN Cup!
wow such a good dick
>>577502013About 3 hours with me
>>577501282She's kinda big here...
>>5775021703 speed is eternal, you need to sacrifice wit and bring wit spark
I finished all the parents I wanted to make... no more clanking... finally, I'll be able to play the game...*flatlines*
>>577502438
I remember how there was a debate about whether unity uma can win against GL umas or not, but now we're seeing GL aces losing to clanker umas which is way worse
>>577502438>>577502464
>>577502459Torena simply enjoys spending time with the superior uma.
>>577501287Cleverly placed Helios ear.
Ramonu HATE
>>577502492I mean anything can happen in a random number generator
>>577502673BASED
>>577502367i dont see a point playing spe when she sucks massive dicks and kiseki late would be better
>>577502492GL clankers* mind you
>1000 power gives bonusI forget name of it something like max power idkDoes 1000 wit gives something?
>>577502625Helios HATE
I think I'm just bad at the scenario because I can never get the statlines posted in these threads. How do you guys do it? Is it just high rolling?
>>577501712Don't say that
Doto’s dotos
>>577502796One of your cards is virtually useless minus the gold it gives
>>577502830i don't like it she should take it off
>>577502858Fiiiine I'll go and make a Leap Forward parent
Was Student C right?
>>577501712no, THIS is an evil horse
>>577502963I was talking about nice nature... but that card is pretty bad too minus its gold
Why does it feel so weird jerking off with my left hand compared to my right?I have to play uma using my right hand
>>577502796The secret to the 1600 speed statline is triple speed. No, it doesn't matter if you have 20% bonus. Triple speed. If you don't, then you accept the 1400 speed maximum life. This accursed scenario will not allow anything less if you want to speedmaxx.If you are truly, truly, undeniably stuck unable to fit in more speed cards to meet this requirement, you sacrifice Light Hello. This might sound like sacrilege, and it usually is. But if you have an omegawhale deck AND get early rainbows fast enough, you don't need her, especially if you don't want to use turns on her recreations. What I mean to say is you will have to sacrifice one thing or another no matter what path you walk. Hope this helps.
>>577503127I'm right handed and I have always jerked off with my left hand. Then the right hand can scroll through the panda.
>>577502492Clankers have more SP though
>>577502712don't say that
>>577503158With 20% speed bonus Umas I can usually hit 1500-1530
>>577502796How many spd sparks did you bring? What sparks are you using
>>577503158i won cm with 1320 speed copa
>>577502796Thats a pretty common midroll you posted. It can still win A finals too, unless you encounter a Xog with 2 debuffers. That said I don't think its worth to fiddle around 2 speed cards even on a +20% speed uma.
>>577503158I can't see myself dropping LH... It might be Ruby who gets the chop so that I can put in some sort of late speed card. Thank you anon>>5775033398 stam 8 power
>>577503045
>>577503158>even with 20% speed growthno lol, you can easily get 1600% with 2 in that case
I want to have sex.
Was 1600 speed the biggest GL gaslight so far?
>>577503471worked for me...
>>577503454We need one of these for McQueen and Sundayman desu
>>577502796>running 2 speed card>bring speed sparks>running 1 wit card>bring wit sparksit's that simple
Im sure do like loopa, big fan
>>577503471Do not check the threshold for CM 19
>>577503158You're correct, but some dumbass will always be there to tell you UHHHMMM ACKSHUALLY I CAN EASILY HIT 1600 SPEED EVERY TIME WITH 20% SPEED GROWTH UMA
is it morally correct to help a newbie if you find out he is building xoguri?
>>577503710Yes, because it's still going to suck
>>577503710clanked xogs have won cms, he doesnt need help
>>577503710Just train him wrong as a joke
so if my ryan parent and a grandparent have leap forward (2 stars) I don't need to borrow the wooby card?just noticed these whites on one of the CM18 parents I made
>>577503685We loopa in GL, tho
>>577503158The difference between 1400 and 1600 is like one late race skill
Time to get started on my borrows
What a loser
>>577503865But i need racing stamina and ignited spirit bwo???
>>577503853if you borrow an additional leap forward parent yea 10 stars is like 50% odds to hit it
>>577503962Pass them on through sparks
I just realized I think I haven't showered since Sunday.
>>577504087*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
>>577504087Do you think Chiyochan would approve of your lack of hygiene?
>>577503853sure if you can get an extra reliable 0.2 accel from somewhere else
>>577500553What happened in that race? I'm a horselet bros...
>>577503853I'm gonna laugh when all the people running wooby find ace runs impossible to manage this CM. The hype around that card has been Rice Power-like.
>>577504172Ryan's pump is a reliable 0.2 accel, right?
>>577504040I literally trying to do this for two days straight bwo...
>>577501286She's...she's seducing me....
>>577504312bro...
Hello, motherfuckers.
>>577502830Doto gently pyoi
>>577504176I wear that
>>577504168I have a bidet so my ass is clean at least
>>577504312
>>577504426
>>577503950wtf?! Rura is the senpai of this mom?
>>577504483I want to have sex with Chiyono in her bidet.
>>577504481
>>577504302Ogli is the only good backliner for CM18 anyway and she can handle it
>>577504575Rice needs an onii-sama badly...
>>577504498>I'll never hug/fuck Luna>I'll never hug/fuck CB>I'll never fuck Speed>I'll never Oyakodon Speed/Luna>I'll never
>>577504659sex with my groomed imouto...
Seeking the Pearl really is just "Single Wine Aunt" the Uma.
>>577504745
>>577504659Right here
>>577503872and? Even if that's true, it's like going into a MANT-era CM with 1100 speed instead of 1200. You're asking to get fucked.
>>577504426>During her active years, she would get so emotional that she'd cry after reaching the finish line.
>>577504818kino
>>577504826
>>577504797not single for long
>>577504797>"Single Wine Aunt" the UmaUntil she meets me.
>be me>sitting on the bus>literally saw helios watching anime between 1.2x speed and 1.5x speed. I thought it was just a joke
hyper giga ultra pounding sex with my goofy hagwife Pearl
>>577504312just get redshift instead, functionally the same as leap forward for backliners
>>577504312Yeah dude super reliable. Just always be exactly 6th in late race
>>577504818This doujin killed millions
>>577504625gross I hate it
Xoguri on Xoguri violence finals but I feel redeemed
>>577505426it was a silly joke, my other parent is a maruzensky as you say
>>577504797she's so criminally hot. I'm *this* close to dickpulling hergoddamnit Cygames
>>577505554trainer's genes...
>>577505359I still need to unlock her hot springs eventI'm scared
>>577500553shart blossom
>>577505323Kuudere wife
>>577504302Just do 1400 speed while using Ruby card then retard
>>577505187at least they're watching anime even if it's in a horrible waysome zoomers just watch clips on tiktok and then pretend they're a fan now
DIE!!!!
>>577505940nah I'll just use leap forward from my looped parents and run 3 speed cards IDIOT
>all 3 songs need Visuals>no Visuals in training options for 3 turns>can't buy it before concertAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577505990Every JJK fan does this. I sometimes see people arguing that characters like Gojo/Sukuna/Mahoraga can do shit that is never shown or even hinted at in the manga. People legitimately think Mahoraga is undeafeatable.
What's up with all the 1400 vs 1600 spd debate lately?
>>577506083>looping 3 skillsGood fucking luck...
>>577506187This is a good Oru
>another cm where i need four inherits on a pace chaser or an 8-card deck on a backliner or parents looped and folded 1000 times just to mimic a fraction of oguri's power>just to lose finals anywayGetting real tired of this.
>yeah 1400 speed is fine dude, no worries>jobs to mile A bourbon
>>577505976Cancel!
>>577506067NOT SO FAST
I studied for 30 min ... Enough for today. Uma time
>>577506190Some CM finals had umas winning plat with <1400 speed and enough examples were shown to make people think it's actually a common thing that can/will happen for them.
>>577506313I almost skipped Ms. Victoria yesterday. I'm sorry for being weak Falco.
>>577506257I'm actually having a lot of fun with it. But my loops did finally bear some fruit and now I feel like I have the ingredients I need to make the good shit
You can get 1400 speed in unity with sparks just saying
>>577504818Sauce ??
>>577506505but then I will have 500 fewer skillpoints
>>577506505then where you will get power from
>>577506257my loops are pretty good at this point the problem is that none of them have both good blues and pinks
>>577506484I just can't find the patience or fun in looping sparks and spamming runs until my inspirations give me shit and then I also luck into all the sparks I want. Even with half TP, auto grind, and spark rerolls, it's STILL a pain in the ass.
>>577506561same, could really use that spark upgrade event
>>577506465Falco will return in Hanshin Turf 1600m
>>577506561That's the thing no one talks about. Looping is for people who can sacrifice their blue/pink count because they've been playing long enough to have a decent f2p deck (or are whales) and dedicated enough to spam runs that they'll hit their inspirations in time for CM.
>>577506561I have a bunch of parents with substandard blue/pink setups but tons of great whites. I balance it out by borrowing a baller parent from someone else to cover my weaknesses. Eventually maybe I'll have a parent with everything perfect but until then I can make do with the skill sparks first, and worry about the aptitudes and blues second.
>>577506848
Jesus my runs are going 5000000000x better AND faster with the song calculator on the side, no need to think about how to balance my currency when I know what to aim for. holy
>>577507152retardbro... good for you...
im prob the best player in this general
>>577507152I'll need to look into that I've had some great runs with the more lenient girls (Ines) but trying it with someone like Bakushin is hell due to the number of extra races you need to sneak in for fan counts.
>>577507359
>>577507413Damn, nice
>>577507371Be nice
>>577506623Yae...sexy?
>>577507413I think I've had this happen once ever. Also, lol @ Run For Our Dream in senior year
what the FUCK is a song calculator
>>577507570https://uma.guide/grand-live-calculator/>inb4 meltywho cares it works
>>577503098>>577503158I swapped Natie with CB and got a better statline, just still falling short on Speed. I may swap the Power sparks for Speed sparks
Good 'ol King and Marvelous.
>>577507602Ts takes too long to use especially on a phone I ain't switching apps every buy and it usually works out anyway
>>577507602this is just an excel sheet
>>577507776uh... LHbros...?
>>577507809>>577507849I'm not even clicking anything, I'm just looking at what things cost so I don't accidentally use the wrong currency
>>577507413Isn't that just how many total songs you're supposed to have at that point?
Aside from Tracen Cheer and Red Shift, what are good unique skills to inherit for Late Surgers and End Closers?
GIVE ME MY WINE MOM GOD DAMNIT
>>577507602i'm not sure that i'm seeing the appeal. were you having trouble with deciding upon which songs to prioritize and when they're offered or are you utilizing it as a tool to decide between training decisions and attempting to preemptively secure the coins needed for your priority songs?
>>577507967Pump IronBlossomRed-Hot DisciplineThe typical .25 Velocity suiteOwari
>>577507967What the fuck man
>>577507967Shooting Star
>>577507152link to the calc?
>>577507967let´s anabolic
>>577507967Id go Blossom 9ver both of those.Aside from that both pulse and Shadow Break are good. Shadow Break especially has carryover potential (though it can whiff)
>>577508070>>577507602>>577508045When spending my coins, let's say I'm only aiming for 2 songs, and they don't use ANY speed, stam or wit coins, then I make sure to use up those first so I can get both of them
>>577508067Shooting Star is good though
Most beautiful and cutest Uma in existence
>>577507967go for sneed inherits0.8 from OYL and lightning surge is good enough
>>577508198Of course it is. Iinchou doesn't lie.
>>577507776Now let's see the skills. Karen-chan doesn't have any useful potentials for mile, so.
>anons are still prioritizing acceleration inherits
>>577506465I got 3rd behind two hogs and skipped it in tears
>>577506465I haven't earned it yet.
She did it guys...
>>577504556I don't know what year Rulership is but Pandora calls people senpai that are in the same year as her. Rhein Kraft, Kawakami, etc.
>>577508301This is just for tt, bro.
>>577508465Now post the screenshot where it shows your trainer name and 1st place. You can block out your trainer name, of course.
Kitasan Black seems on the table for libra cup.
i'd bend her over the table.
Me next?
>>577507617Nice, you're mostly just looking for a highroll now so take reasonable risks with training. That's decent enough to luck out finals as is
>>577508594
>>5775086181.4% win-rate on hakuraku suggests otherwise.
hmmmm... imagine if i was a buhi
>>577509056bro please have recoveries
>>577508996How would that matter when the track is different from the JP Libra cup 2?
tummy!!!!!!
umama...
>>577509094Why did she peel that banana backwards?
>>577509094Biwa love and marriage!
>>577509207wtf is bro talking about
No one actually likes any of the matikanes
>>577509056>MLB Seiun wit>LB0 LH>no Tachyonbwuh
so how is light hello mandatory again? she doesnt do anything...
>>577509390thats the joke
>>577509207are you aware of what hakuraku is?https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
>>577509315I dunno what that site is but im assuming it's either winrates from jp cms or from rooms. But the track is different than it was for JP and theres no way enough rooms have happened with KB aces to give a reliable reading.
(You)
>>577509390she gives you useful coins every turn while you keep clicking speed rainbows if you highroll like a luckgod (which is a skill)
I want to do Manual parent runs
>>577509390it's the same as rikolet decks back in unity. It's simply better only when you whale and highroll
>>577509568no you don't
>>577509390Your 20 more song points per training?*gives you nothing 5 turns in a row*
>>577509643I want Lightning Surge to finish and to get Leap Forward sparks already
so...is this the rest of the game forever until EoS? we're shrimply clanking between CMs/LoHs, doing bare-minimum effort to spit out an ace so as to collect our participation trophy, and back to clanking?
>>577509454That says KB has only 0.2 usage. Like 200 races out of 8000 so my assessment without knowing what it was was completely correct.
>>577509796yea? did you think running farm runs manually was better?
>>577508947Gz!
>>577509796That's all the game ever was. It's just that the power floor is a lot higher.
>>577509568*jobs in asahi hai to fuji kiseki**jobs to vodka in nhk mile/yasuda kinen**jobs to rice and mcqueen in kks and tss*
did you guys forget the whole visual novel part of the game
>>577509931I no longer want to do Manual parent runs
lately i feel too tired to do anything
>>577509830do you believe it's possible that the usage rate is low because it's a non-viable unit which would explain the lackluster performance or do you think it simply requires the artistry of a special trainer such as yourself?
>>577509796You are supposed to be creative with your umas and try hard to make them win
>>577509796This always has been a glorified visual novel, not that I dislike that. If you're expecting battlefield intense gameplay to come in the future that's never happening
>>577506873which umas would do this to their trainer
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan and have trainer massage me after training on a long hot day and tease him with my tail
>>577509612Riko gives a ton of stamina, and Tazuna cleanses debuffs which saves a turn or two. Even Aoi gives a bunch of sp. LH does fuck all. Points are a non-issue if you budget properly, and it's just rng in the end since all that specialty and event appearance bonus doesn't guarantee shit.
>>577510046If people never gave them a proper shot then how would they know?
I don't think any gacha can be your main gameeither you multitask like 5 gacha games at the same time or a single gacha game is your side bitch
>>577510102I'm not sure how much teasing I would be able to take before I start massaging sensitive spots and we start engaging in very different activities...
>>577510046I think many players are dumb metaslop morons who wouldnt even try and the few who would havent had time to make really good ones yet. Rooms right now illustrated by the stats are full of hogslop which they always are because rooms are just a place for hoggers to run their hogs against other.
>>577510112LH gives you five mood ups and a fat load of energy in a scenario where night owl instantly kills your run
>>577510142your assumption is that the small sample size is entirely tainted by "improper" shots. does your client have a special victory cheer or something?
I took a shower. Can I get kissies now?
>>577510112riko's stamina is also rng, she gives some flat gain but still requires good rng to be good since everyone gets the fixed bits. LH also gives so much energy she saves like 6-8 turns on her own especially if you make use of her 3rd date fully. Token gain isn't negligible, because you aren't going for budgeting minimums, you want the bitch to cough up as much as she can so you can highroll. The more tokens you have the more shit you can buy
>>577506873
Message from Verxina. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx8ld8LT2MA
>>577510046viable is not optimal you retarded droneAlmost anyone in the game is viable because you can just use a parent boost their aptitudes.Retarded ESL metaslaves don't even know what viable means anymore.
>>577508618What makes you say that?
i wish i was a trainer and have to massage Mejiro Ardan after training on a long hot day and she teases me with her tail
>>577510383hey
>>5775104691.4% wr is non-viable. sorry, words have meanings.
I want to hug Light Hello tightly as I slowly move my penis in and out of her umanko, savoring each and every fold and bump on her vaginal walls while I indulge in the comfort of her body warmth and the feeling of her huge breasts against my body while we intertwine our tongues
>>577510441Who is it? Can i eat her?
>>577510301I'm not even the guy you originally replied to, there's just no shot a front with innate TTL (can drop Bourbon wit) + a midrace ult (even if weaker than Bourbon/S. Maru) is non-viable in mile
>>577510538hey
>>577510627wtf that's lewd you can't do that
>>577510780Light Hello wrote this herself
>CM matchmaking in process? leave notification on until it's done>Legend Race reset? yeah who cares? turn that off immediately
I feel sorry for my pathetic trainee, what should I do?
I feel good about my size these days. Which uma do you love the most? For me it's Tokai Deio
>>577510941there are definitely anons that only realized five minutes ago that there is an on-going legend race.
>>577510919a fox...cow?
>>5775104813rd corner is before midrace so Victory Cheer will always activate on the backstretch and the backstretch starts right around the final spurt in libra 2.
Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this image, Anon.
>>577511087She will always be my #1
>>5775111591 wit 1 dirt
>>577511120wtf is a backstretch just give me easy umas with 777 and u=ma2
We fucked.
Her ZR is so erotic
>>577511159
>>577511003I did miss one of laisu legend race and that costs me like 20+ days of daily farming
>>577511087Shina, you ARE my number one...
>>577511292The backstretch starts is where the audience stands in the late race start.
>>577511120Anon, I...
>>577511364she has a Zenno Rob?
i'm tired of scared and shy trainees which uma WOULD say "TOREINA I'M GOING TO RAPE EVERYONE AND LEAVE"
¿Que? ¿Paizuri? ¡Bueno!
>>577511373Stop posting this Maya...
>>577511373Why'd you post a turd?
>>577501503>>577501047>People are gambling with sub 500 stamina on fronts and pace next CM just to maximize power>Recycling Dom and Keen Eye from last CM will suffice
>-10 days grindbless you cygames
>>577501442Made a new translationhttps://x.com/BoneWaffenTL/status/2088280086126477774
>>577511437Yes it gives you an acceleration boost right when you want an acceleration boost on libra cup 2. Whats the problem?
>>577510996I think Tama is coolt.200kg trainer
Sorry Danchou, no clanker runs today, I'll be busy watching /mjg/'s NTR tourney
Trainer-kun...Good morning
>>577511564evil horse
which sloptuber is oddly quiet about their CM results?
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created
>>577511657Good morning, beautiful
>>577511657I fuck this
>>577511664But she's not a bad horse. How you dare.
>>577511347How was it?
>>577511087
>>577511686>oh yeah is vf done yet?
>>577511686VF. He had a melty in round 2 after barely qualifying to finals and needing to remake his ace
>>577511664Cute dork
>>577511593Are you 100% sure that's what's going to happen when Kitasan activates Victory Cheer on Hanshin 1600m course?
>>577511806umas for this feel
>>577511875giwtwm
would umas use this or is it TOO on the nose
>>577511686rednu quit and many will follow. EOS is near
>>577511593You need to be in the late race to activate the accel boostHer ult straight up doesn't function hereMy bad dude >>577510046
getting deep into the pearl
>cant borrow neicha wit because im trying to oshi neicha next cmWhat do I borrow then? Oyl is too valuable...
>SEA hourssigh
>>577511841If she is unable to activate the first effect due to 3rd corner being before mid race, she should activate her acceleration on the backstretch which should be right around the start of late race in Libra cup 2. Yes I think that's whats going to happen.
>>577512012Guts grass
>>577512015its 11pm he-oh
>>577512037Please show me where the backstretch is on the Hanshin 1600m race course. Here is an image of it for your convenience.
>>577511989Do you have evidence I am wrong about the location of the backstretch on this CM?I will reconsider if so its hard to find the exact location of it.
Trainings doko...?
I won my race Trainer, now you have to suck my nipples
>>577511686You mean wittard lost again? Lmao
>>577511786how do you lose as a buhimian?
>>577512257>use meta>winsImagine my shock
>>577512250>fattest thighs ever conceived by the laws of the universe>considered to have glass legsMake this make sense
>>577512318>t. xogger
>>577512181Just use umalator? Or look at the CM page on gametora. Backstretch ends at 450m, Kita needs it to be late race aka 67% for the accel version, 50% on corner 3 for speed only.
>>577512287Maybe he listened to his own advice for once?
>>577511929>people in this thread are genuinely fantasizing about getting blacked
>>577512004Seeking the Umanko
>>577512257Did he swap to front Rickey
>>577511957Palmer isn't normally like this...
>>577512250Oh noooo haha I can't believe this promise I made is biting me like this
i saw tm opera unique doing something for this cm were sloptubers wrong? neck and neck faded?
>>577512391It's peak SEAnig hours, they larp as women getting railed by blacks for some reason
>>577512429>>577511957Palmergods... as a frontbro do I have to get that card or can I borrow it?
>>577512391Not totally opposed to it, but I was mainly thinking about the NTR bit.
>>577512191well did you click speed?
>>577512467It works but it activates around the end of the accel zone so the faster you reach top speed, the more effective it'll be
CONNECTING
palma is a niiga not a front
>Connecting...are the servers shitting the bed or is it me?
>>577512467it's not amazing but it'll do something
>>577512615Nahhhh I got the stam to ensure survivalNeed to kinda highroll with her growths>tfw got dd but not pp
>>577512362glasses can be thick
Reading this cygames panel was interesting Kind of funny how helios single handedly kind of nukes all the "JUST LITERALLY TRANSLATE EVERYTHING HATE TRANNYLAYTOR" type arguments since if you did that she would morph into a completely (incorrect) character in English
>>577512779>go fast fooi kneel
https://pridento.org/tools/connectionsyeppers really likes to talk with shichi...
>>577512784Eh? Kowai
I can't habeeb I finally ran out of SP points.I thought it was going to be one of those resources that's eternally laughably overflowing.Ryan love btw
wwyd
connecting connecting connecting connecting connecting
>>577512784I'm scared of gyarus...
>>577512538You're supposed to get Tachy, LH and the other must have cards to borrow cards like Palmer
>>577512843There is a reason why "Localization" can not only be a good thing, but be mandatory and EXTREMELY useful. Case in point are characters writing like the one for Helios. She is already a tough nut to crack (to my understanding) in Japanese, so simply 1:1 translating her likely results in disaster.HAVING SAID THIS... localizing also tends to get abused by bad faith actors, a fucking lot, bringing us to the whole "I HATE TRANNYLATORS AAAA" debate.
>>577512910The answer is obvious, why are you even asking
>>577512467OG? That unique is always mediocre.Barcarole should be good in any 1600+ track
>>577513015this
Shop is almost cleared
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>577512362Here you go
>>577513023are stat gains shit?
there was no way to translate itthe entire gag doesn't make any sense outside of the culture of japan
>>577512910restard
My fonds for Inari One and Tamamo Cross almost complete
>>577512962I'm scared of all girls
is this true chat
Is shake it out a cope backup recov for end xoguri next cm?
>>577511347Digicute has no idea how desirable she isand that makes her even cuter
>>577512882>>577512962
>>577513221Isn't gyaru just japanese valley girl?
>>577513120Actually I wou-Wait no...not falling for it...>>577513221I'd say soAsk a norman on the street and 99/100 times they would have no clue what you're talking about
>>577513221but this game is played mostly by otakus and they know gyarus, wtf
>>577513373You'd be surprised
>>577512843>"JUST LITERALLY TRANSLATE EVERYTHING HATE TRANNYLAYTOR"That line is used in situations where "translators" outright rewrite certain details instead of conveying them as faithfully as possible in the target language. Such as that one translation scandal a while ago where a crossdressing guy in the original Japanese manga got "translated" into a transsexual in the English script when there was no mention of gender identity questioning in the Japanese script. As long as a translator can justify their more seemingly outlandish translations, readers are willing to acquiesce. With Daitaku Helios and Tosen Jordan, for example, if you can explain and prove that their speech patterns in the Japanese script follows trendy speech among Japanese teenagers and young adults, then players would be more welcoming of them using American slang.
isnt this the feminism symbol?
>>577513221>waheyYou don't hate trannylators enough
>>577513216Same bro. I got bullied bad by girls in high-school
>>577504498Why is Mr. CB so cute? It isn't fair.
>>577513373This game is played by normies that only watched death note and jujutsu kaisen
>rightoid melty
>>577513120I do, not because of AGP or anything but as long as I'm not a dogshit runner, I can live a full live running and retire with my trainer fucking my ass while everyone else works a dead end job.
Fine Motion is refusing to give me her speed greens
>>577512843Native Japanese speaker.Helios in Japanese is bewildering, like talking to your teenage niece as an old fart, but not nonstop incomprehensible brainrot. They play it up in moments where others are supposed to misunderstand her (like her early scenes with Palmer in the anime) but most of her dialogue is just party girl talk with splashes of expressions you'll probably be stuck having to guess the meaning of.
>>577500196>"hmmm I think I want to try make a rice ace for this cm!">Remember the tenno sho in her careerI hate that stupid fucking goal, I dont want to overstam for this cm
when's the next dirt cm for co pa
>>577513641>not because of AGP>with my trainer fucking my assSo, you're just full blown gay?
>>577513734Just run her next cm?
>>577513641Based and same
Laurel waiting room
>>577513729Poor Nature...
>>577513753fraid so
>>577513734CM22Soon
>>577513785co pa desires dirt
>>577513221gen z is 25 bro
>>577500808>>577500903I only have Kitasan MLB maybe its good to just be an uma puller. Graded A is tainted forever. Especially discord /uma/ clubs who already used bots before independent training will no doubt be in the overseer discord as well.
>>577513221>we found a PARALLEL CULTURE to GYARU>GEN Z, the CHAOTIC FUN PERSONALITY
which uma has a full blown faggot trainer
>>577513753Might as well go all the way if you do become an uma and it gets someone to cook for you
>>577513785Have you read the Qi flow of that track? Nothing good will come out of going there
>>577513825>>577514002That's fine only if you look like Seiun Sky
>>577513641>>577513813you will wear the bloomersyou will Meni Shuki Rushyou WILL go down the slide
mmm i think today i will pleasure myself to daiwa scarlet
>>577513730Stack her up with stam cost skills!>Racing Spirit: Stamina>Nothing Ventured>Keep Going!>Ardan inherit
>>577513015>HAVING SAID THIS... localizing also tends to get abused by bad faith actors, a fucking lot, bringing us to the whole "I HATE TRANNYLATORS AAAA" debate.This. The 'translation' of Dragon Maid is an infamous example, and likely what "AAAAAAAAAAAAA BEHEAD ALL TRANNYLATORS" posters tend to mean. Zoomer jap slang for teenage girls is apt to be weird, so trying to render it well in English isn't as straightforward as other things.
>>577514063>down the slideYou're taking this way too far
Helios' speech is so cute. They did a good job.
>leftoid melty>rightoid melty>off topic melty>melty oh uhwe're not the same>>577514124>The 'translation' of Dragon Maid is an infamous exampleHoly fuck, why did you have to remind me of that shit show?
>>577514063>>577514150
>>577512843they just added dog shit memes that are ALREADY outdated zoomers don't talk like that anymore
>>577514308helios speaks in a way gyarus don't speak anymore, it's literally the same issue
>>577514308>that are already outdatedTHATS THE POINNNNNNNNNNNNT YOU RETAAAAAAAAARD
if you were an uma would you fuck your trainerwould you rape him
>>577514063Fine by me.
>>577512843Honestly the excellent translation was a reason I picked up the game
I'm too stupid to understand if you mens are defending helios' translation or not.
QUICKKILL THE BRAINROT BEFORE IT SPREADS
That's why you stuff your cock in Helios mouth, so she can't talk.
>>577514450>Would i have sex with a man
>>577514308no shit they cannot literally change the dialogue every year
>>577514486people who can't speak or read japanese complaining about a translation are shit eaters that don't know their place
Fucking Helios silly until she starts speaking properly
>>577512843I purposefully make false flag trannylator hate posts at the smallest things to undermine rightoids when it happens for real.
no one here actually wants foreign torena cock in their virgin uma butt while he grabs their tail like a handlebar.
i will never forgive them for changing WEI to Waheywhat the fuck was that
>>577514670...
DID SOMEONE SAY OUTDATED
>>577514632Helios talking like a proper ojousama for a few hours after being fucked silly is now my headcanon.
>>577512843The H. in H. Oguri Cap stands for Hanukkah thoughbeitThank you Cyge localizers
>>577514654>>577514632Kissing Helios, holding Helios' hand, marrying Helios, marital sex with HeliosEncouraging Helios to talk like a weird zoomer!
>>577514739REEEE THE THINGS SHE SAYS ARENT OUT OF DATE THIS IS A TRANNYLATION KILL THEM
>>577513373Anon, I...
Daitaku Helios was born in the 1987
>>577514648Ogurin...the shit stirrer?!
I'm getting fucking confused from all of my countless loop ggparents
>>577514787Don't @ me, you're no fun.
>>577512843>>577513221Where can I see this panel?
My wit cards fucking abandoned me again
what if you were to fuck oguri silly instead
>>577515025She gets extra hungry
>>577515025That'd be terrible.
>>577514076that depends on the inspirations sadly, the 600 stam seem non negotiable......
>>577514821how did she get so fat off hospital food
>>577514304hey that's my exclusive reaction video you're not allowed to use ityou didn't even include the soundpost
Pregnant Oguri would cause a global food shortage
What do I use 2 gold uncaps on? The El Condor Pasa speed SR or is there a better SR in the near future?
>>577515025d-dozo
>>577514821Me bottom left every time an Ardan image is posted
>>577515104Imagine hearing their stomachs growl all at the same time point blank
>>577512153>>577512037>>577511841>>577511593>>577511437>>577508618>>577510481>>577511120the SECRET tech nobody told you about
>>577515079Genuinely want to hand feed Oguri and watch her eyes light up. I want to pat her tummy when she's done eating too.
>>577512843>*rubs hands* and this is why any mention of christmas must be erased goyim
helios is so chopped right now straight up jester maxiing in toreinas officeshe got turbo cortisol nuked Troreina was frame mogging her HARDIT'S SO OVER for her it was peak (as in cap) cope she didn't LOCK IN last race and got one shot raw g1cel cope trophylet lossmaxing mogged if you willt.leaked helios career script
>bot which checks what seed you have and how much rolls you need to get next SSR and which one you get
>>577515007https://speakerdeck.com/cygames
>already cleared out the challenge sohpI had to brick my account by skipping the books the last time this test challenge was in MANT...
>>577515265>over 30 minutes ago and the anon hasn't replied yetthanks for reminding mei think he finally realized his mistake and stopped posting out of embarrassment
>>577515265My oshi is now Mihono Bourbon (Valentine)
>>577514670Did you know? Horses don't really feel pain in their tails even if pulled, they just kick you because suddenly grabbing it startles them.
>>577515421thanks gwo just found it myself
>>577515390i would all of that.
>Umama lost
Other than having a sexy swimsuit I know nothing about her at all
I'm craving Chick Fil A but I'm also HSTS. Do I still get it?
>>577515753HTTP Strict Transport Security?
People are autoing so much that, other than the very top few, the top supports are practically unchanged from MANT
>>577512843>>577513221>>577515421yes literal translation isn't perfect, but often wokalizers are being disingenous as fuck and injecting things that shouldn't be there. That is why people ask for literal translations.Making Helios brainrotted or Tama talk different from Taiki isn't the same thing
>>577513221SIIIIIIIX SEVEEEEEEEN
Our Ai's meet!
>>577515246
>>577515635her story is about her finding something that she likes because she doesn't find many things interesting after a while trying them, and it ends with her deciding that you are the only thing to keep her interest, therefore you are her hobby and matter of interest from now on, or something like that, I read it a long ago
>>577515390i understand all that so it's not brainrotted enough
>>577515985it's working....
>>577500746>>577515421>>577515007>>577512843
>>577513820sekkusu
Love Tachyon
>>577516205
>>577516495Cute and kissable tummy
>>577516216how in the hell did xe explain this
>>577516517this is an oxymoron, all trannies are homos
>>577516216>>577516586? Where did you get that pic
>>577516517All of this effort when you could just be gay instead.
Today I learned a new acronym in /uma/
How to reach 1200 power with non power growth umas in GL anons?
always check on your trainee's independent training so she doesn't get too lonely
>>577512843>Kind of funny how helios single handedly kind of nukes all the "JUST LITERALLY TRANSLATE EVERYTHING HATE TRANNYLAYTOR" type arguments>a single instance where localization makes sense means localization teams can do no bad and all of their decisions are correctJust because you can't properly convey a hick Tohoku accent in English without localizing it as something else doesn't mean you get to change "problematic" things like removing three sizes and date mentions.>>577514648It shows. Please bring up Ayabe's story again since it's an easy one to shoot down, that will surely show those chuds!Faggot.
>>577516740SparksSpeed cards with power bonusAccepting that you probably wont reach it anyway
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>577516740sparkspower bonus cardsgreensmoodclick speed more
I sure hope I can get my 9* Stamina 9* Mile parents read ybefore the next CM
>>577515635She's naturally gifted at everything she does which along with being spoiled by her parents it causes her to not put effort into anything including training because she thinks everything will naturally work out as a self proclaimed genius.She's very girly. Like almost every line she says has a heart in it. She likes fashion, makeup, all that kind of stuff.
>guts>turft-thanks
>>577516840>staminawe doing power parents now gwocho
>>577516750>three sizesknowing the bust, waist, and hip sizes of these 13-17 year old girls is critical to my enjoyment of this video game and my immersion is ruined every moment without them
>>577516740You already know the answer.You cannot run from it forever.
The last Uma I pulled for was Palmer and I've never been happier.
>>577516824that's what you get for skipping her ms. victoria, anon
>>577516740Power cards!
reminder they erased hallulujah and christmas
>>577516951this but unironically
>>577516638https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2080599098311524465https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/kikakuthetower/2607243f?xsrc=o1>>577516586video game translators are generally speaking retarded and not good enough for translation that matters, the type of jobs where errors would get people killed or worse, sued
>>577516216can we get this bitch fired and perhaps killed
>>577516740click on power a few times, enough to get it to lvl 2 so that if you cap out speed during the last few trainigns, you get a bit more from it instead of spamming speed training if there are no rainbows
>>577517112That's a woman?
>>577516951>I am playing a game full of bishoujo but I would never ever ever lust after themSo heckin wholesome
>>577500324lmao how is granny printing those memes from her flipphone
Gold City locked the fuck in.Thank god it was the same guy for first and second.
Maybe I don't need racing spirit stamina on my ace after all
>>577517159>he can't lust after fictional characters without knowing their three sizesethical gooning has advanced a lot, huh
>>577517112How, or why, did cygays hire a little hwite boy as their translator
>>577516951it’s shocking how incredibly horny the western fanbase for this game islike i’ve played other gacha before but this is the first one where it feels that everyone’s just playing 1handed all the time
>>577517112>tranny that hates christmas and trainer x uma relationshipsImagine my shock.
I'm not gonna lie anons, I dickpulled Nishino flower without even knowing if she was good because I pulls for all loli and petite umas and she's been the best uma I have had and won every CM I ran her in ever since, she made me understand how much better the game feels when you can win with an uma you genuinely like.
whats with the melty this early in the morningdid someone dead name you or something
High IQ bros, are gonna get good free SSR cards in future? Like Biwa??
>auto training finished a few minutes after reset>bought skills and got to the spark screen>apparently never started up another run since then because i've been shitposting for an hour straighthmm
4792 9271CM18
Shut the fuck up Ogurifag.
>>577517321How so? It feels like standard fare. In fact by suppressing artists, you would just make uma porn even more lucrative for those daring to flaunt the rules.
>>577517314Yeah I like stomach bulging so knowing how thin their waists are helps. Won't stop me from gooning to a fatty piecce of lard like your waifu tho.
>>577517321>shockingIf you're surprised by such obvious things, the problem is most likely you.
>>577514914Same as me.
>>577517112So that's what Dewey has been up to these days
>>577517112(((early life))) status?
>>577517687I dress like that
>>577517112uh oh lil chud is getting uppity
>>577517321>like i’ve played other gachaA fellow Hoyo and DeepspaceGOD here!?
>>577512843My only real gripe with the localization is how they did Digitan's oshikatsu, turning that into the Vtuber culture 'simping', even though they already had a very acceptable way of localization in "stan".
>>577517751>deepspace
keen eye or battle formation for next cm?
>>577517321>it feels that everyone’s just playing 1handed all the timeMy bad, allow me to interact with the game using two mice at a time
>>577517321You either have your hand in the sand or are just talking out if your assUma is HILARIOUSLY tame compared to the absolute state of modern gacha which has completely surrendered itself to lustIm sure SOMEONE here has the webm of the brown dust anal Dildo sword
>>577517892Like all hoyokino and lads players I am a woman. How did you know?
>>577517321You probably never played much other gacha, and I'm saying this as someone who only plays uma
>>577518009bd2 has unfortunately fallen after flying too close to the sun
You don't hate trannylators enough
So, /uma/How do you feel about Pearl?
>>577517950>accel debuffYeah I'd pick Keen
>>577518028
>>577516951yes nigga
>>577518115>real time flanderization
Uma is genuinely the most unsexy gacha on the market.
>the localizer slack channel
>>577518104did they get axed like snowbreak did?
>>577518164Would eat Yeppers soup
>>577518104Well it also helps that the game itself is dogshitI mean im a total coomer but after the porn animation finishes you go back to the shitty looking chibis that look 20 years old and the crappiet srpg gameplay imaginable
>>577517321>it’s shocking how incredibly horny the western fanbase for this game isblame Cygames. Just look at this! This is their creation!
>>577517493>I missed itAH KUSO
>>577518028YEPPERS SOUP?
First time I come by here in months and Jakarta is still shitting this place up.
>>577518223Kancolle was not very sexy tooBut it's still had tons of fan arts and hentai
>>577518234idk I'm a fake gooner only played azur lane like almost a decade ago but pretty sure they just got hit by government censorship>>577518289>actual game is dogshitUnsurprising. Many such cases.
>game launches on global>chuds start fantasizing about hurting translatorsevery time
>>577518009>the brown dust anal Dildo swordSomehow I know youre not lying and that scares me
>>577518142i see. was gonna use that as a back up anywayif i can't scrounge up a good enough mile inheritance with either 9* stam or power for kingu, i guess i'll use shichi again this cmhopefully she jobs to my end digitan this time if she does end up being my 3rd uma
>>577518464localizers* and it's deserved
>>577518134I want to pull her so unbelievably bad
>>577518464t. sag-aftra shill
>game launches on global>localizers start fantasizing about homossexual characters and removing content from the gameevery time
>>577518234yup
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577518009the fanservice Cygames provides is more on the romantic side, some of the characters' stories feel like romance novels
>game launches on global>game goes to shitevery time we touch i get this feeling
How much do you love your oshi?
>>577518115Ok, but I already really really really really really really really really really hate trannylators.
>game launches on global>western "otakus" refuse to learn japaneseevery time
Hello friends!!
>>577518554Sky with long hair is an abomination.
>>577518571>end of december>character says christmas>audibly says christmas>there's a christmas tree>anyone can hear ku-ri-su-ma-su aka nip for christmas>uuuuuh holidays because uuuuuhAI localizers can't come soon enough
>>577518009I’m not talking about the actual game itself. I know that it’s tame, which is why the fanbase being this horny is surprising to me.
>game launches on global>localizers start fantasizing about "owning ze chuds", how "actual communism has never been done before" or how much they want to shoot rightoidsevery time
>>577517112>experience on titles such as World FlipperYou...
>>577517486This is me except I only dropped shoes in chat and left the game open in my lap afterwards
>>577518134Pretty good. I like her
>>577518728Zoomer normalfags shout lust from the rooftops on digital spaces while banishing anyone who does it in real spaces.
>>577518115way too unprofessional
>>577517112this is what boyumas look like irl btw (without the ears)
>>577518134easiest skip yet
>>577518009POV ramonu's trainer
>game launches on global>dedicated /vg/ thread gets split into two because of "muh spoilers" schizoevery time
>>577518654>gleckwhat sound is this supposed to convey
>>577518676>shilling (((Them)))Man pick better fights lmao
>>577518676I don't want to learn Japanese. I just want translators to do their job properly.Tbh I think they did a good job with the localization overall though.
>>577518685Inshallah babydachi
>>577518134she seems nice but she's so fucking hideousI feel bad
>>577518223You just need to know where to look
>>577518635Based and true.
>>577518676I AM LEARNING slowly
>>577517112>yet another hyper short/flat hair cunt that couldn't get a job in HR to power trip withevery single time lmao>>577517715kekeridoo
>>577517112that's how Seiun Sky would look in our world btw
easiest (you)s of my life. kek.
>>577518676imagine calling a plumber then he shits in your sink and when you complain he just tells you to fix it yourself
>>577517112Are you a boy or a girl?
>>577518754I would run a concentration camp for localizers with furashu
>>577518134I like when she shows up randomly and does a weird dance that gives me 30 energy
>>577518223>says while posting the sexiest Uma
dont forget to do your legend races
>false flag the localizer woman>roaches all come crawling outanother great success
>>577518685Hello babybwo
>>577518654this is tazuna and LH in my dorm room every single night
>>577518115i like what they did with digitanthe only dumb thing about the localisation is the whole xmas/holidays thing but that’s just yanks being yanks
>>577519104>wake up>check game>new legend race uplegit surprised me, so thanks for the reminder
>>577518635it's genius>keep the game itself tame as fuck, nothing too outrageous>make fanservice primarily emotional and romantic instead of blatantly sexual/softcore pr0n to appeal to lonely otakus who have the fantasy of a cute, fun-loving girl be interested in them>make billions of yen
This is both the most uninteresting and non-issue problem of all time, please move on alraedy
>>577519169shit bro you might have missed yesterday's run then
can't you guys go back to talking about your weird cuck fetishes or something
>>577518839YES
>>577519257ugh, foids
>>577519104I FORGOT TO DO IT ON DAY 1
subhuman hours starting early today!>>577519267woke up early, so thankfully not, I think. even if, I don't give a shit for flower so whatever.
>>577519257It's not even midnight in SEA. Come back in 2 or 3 hours.
>>577519257ugh, bunch of fragile moids in this thread..
>>577519273this is actually better than that kind of shit desu
>please stop talking about itPlease stop doing a bad job when translating meaningful romantic scenes that's literally all I ask
>>577518728>which is why the fanbase being this horny is surprising to me.I don't follow. The umas are all S-tier hot with amazing personalities, designed to appeal to almost everyone to large degree, and then specifically appeal to various niches, e.g. Dober and Super Creek. Fans being horny is definitely Cygames' intention. Hell, it's the reason I fucking pulled Mejiro Ardan, pic related isn't remotely off-model, either.
Afaik legend races resets at banner reset timeAlso trannylator hate. I love Christ
>>577519450oh yeah?*smooooooch*how about now?
>>577519257>>577519450fucking dober from behind
wtf
>>577519523>I love ChristCringe. Praise Allah.
>>577518906pic unrelated
>>577504176>Although he subsequently entered a slump, Rice Shower made a comeback by winning the Tenno Sho (Spring) a second time in 1995. However, he suffered a fracture during that year’s Takarazuka Kinen, was diagnosed with a poor prognosis, and was euthanized. That same year, he posthumously received the JRA Special Award.
>>577519551lmao looks like you got Swept.
>>577519538
Cafe sexooo
>>577519551>backliners on legendswhen will you niggas LEARN
>>577519551Why would you make Sweep sad?
>>577519380its in fact 12.40am here
Its not like you'll do something about it
>>577519551welcome back MANTblazer
I'm so glad I spent a couple of days making an after school school stroll parent :)))
>>577519491This.Because of how some of the uma's romantic scenes in have been handled so far, I'm actually nervous that the trannylators won't be able to capture the slight subtlety that my oshi's career has when it comes to flirting with her trainer
>>577519678It's fine for longs, but anything shorter than that is pretty sus
>>577519697*shoots the thread*
how many Daily Legend Races have you lost? I failed one vs. Rudolf, was doing my SS-ranked Summer Hag I trained for a medium CM, don't know how she lost, but it was only 1 loss out of 70 races, which isn't bad. I have a Pisces CM Kitasan with 1200/1200/900/500/850 and Maestro for the Oguri races right now, 33 more to go, she's won them all so far.
>577519704>demoralization
>>577519726>hogniggers experiencing 2% of a frontmain's pain
>>577518906>recognize art style but haven't seen that image before>reverse image search>not on any boorus>google gives a deleted twitter linkman
>>577519808Imagine how good this uma is getting it
>>577519850Atleast 4
>>577519758Ironic coming from someone who most definitely read the MTL version of their career lolI'd rather read something not from a clanker, no matter if it's """butchered""" or notlarpers are funny
>>577519697Fuck...
>>577517321The uma fanbase is like hoyofags level in terms of horniness. Maybe even more tame because you get jumped for saying you goon to umas outside of here
>>577519726That suffering is your villain backstory.
I'm the horniest
>>577519509I’ll give you Creek, because duh, but I don’t think there’s anything inherently sexualized about Ardan or Dober.You also have people stroking their shit to Smart Falcon or Haru Urara.I don’t get it.
>>577519989I don't know. I get a lot of compliments for my FUCK SEIUN SKY shirt that has her bent over on the front.
proving my point
not enough uma stan in this...
>>577519850zero...
>>577518532Oh, you've never typed "yeppers" before?
>>577519985>I'd rather read something from a trannylator who removes UmaxToreWhat, you thought they'd stop at Ayabe?
I'm the prettiest derby
>>577519678Learn what?
>>577519880Just check his twitter?https://x.com/Tonyman_Sister/status/2088032433228955851
do peoples outside of first-world countries really play gacha games? like, shouldn't you guys be lifting yourselves out of the multi-generational, soul-crushing poverty with hopes of eventually moving to a proper civilization, at least for the sake of your children's children?
>>577520260in third worlds this is a viable job
>>577520328so is BECOMING A DOCTOR, and yet here we are
>>577520260>doing literally anything>"GWOOO SHOULDN'T YOU BE WAGESLAVING RIGHT NOW BWO COME ON EARN SOME VALUE"why are wagies like this
>>577520260They don't have the work ethic for that
WHERE THE FUCK IS GROW UP AND SHINE IT'S ALMOST SENIOR SUMMER AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577520245>same link as what google spat out, but it's not showing as deleted anymoreWell, whatever
>>577520148By "S-tier hot" I didn't mean lewd-presenting. Dober and Ardan are very classy ojou-samas. They're hot as fuck though, wearing classy, modest clothing doesn't change that>people are fapping to Falco and UraraI'll grant you that, neither of them are furiously lewd to me (I'll add Rice Shower to that list), but Mayano and McQueen drive me crazy, so it's not like I'm in a position to throw stones, here.
>just realized i only used 1 of the 3 tickets on Nishino's legend race yesterday
/uma/ - Politically Incorrect General
>>577520484account ruinedtime to redo it
>>577520256Teio would do this
>>577520260I'm using your water!
it's over isnt it? I had not played rice career in a long time, I forgot this goal being 1st and why I hated training her for miles
>>577520520>MTL
sorry I only have sex with stallions
>>577520671>
>>577519880This is why I want to get into sloppa generationThere are two artists i used to love from like 10 years ago who offed themselves and are gone from the internet, would love to train a model to make cheap imitations of their coomerkino
>>577520606That's more than enough, what are you on about? Run her as late. No need to buy anything either
>>577520260>with hopes of eventually moving to a proper civilizationI can't, I have to take care of my mother since it's just us>at least for the sake of your children's children?I don't think I am reproducing.
>>577520671
>>577520474And I think ultimately that’s what I was getting at. For a game that’s really not that sexualized and generally just normal (concept aside) the fanbase is disproportionately horny.And I’m also not trying to say that I’m above that or anything. I’d let Maruzensky or Air Groove grind me into a fine powder.
how long until my GPs are looped and ready to go for my cm parents
>>577520671Based.
>>577520606>900 spd>400 witit IS over but because of your other stats, doesn't matter if you complete the goal, it's a brick
>>577520619Yeah
>>577520890>flashuholy slut
>>577520821GPs? Surely you mean GGP?
>Removed Fine Mo card to train Fine mo wedding>Moved on to train Taiki with same deck, forgot to put her back>Only noticed when already used 3 borrowed.Fuck.
>>577521023>>577521023>>577521023
>>577520751>3rd>3rd>3rd>3rd>4thI have played her career a lot in URA and unity, I don't know why I though maybe the stam requirements had changed and trusted you, well, it was not the best run anyways, I love her but she's a pain in the ass when you want to do miles with her.
how does one type like that unironically
>>577520986no
>>577520816maybe it's just the horny fucks are the noisiest? My imouto loves Uma Musume but she hates lewd shit, so while she rolls her eyes at Summer Maruzensky or Super Creek (her favorites are Grass Wonder, Seiun Sky, and SpeFAT), she just umarolls and enjoys herself.
>>577521104your sister should learn to live and let live then, faggot
>>577520260This is a really funny post
>>577520065I believe it, teiobros have posted about self sucking before... horny as fuck trainers
>>577521104Leave your sister to me
>>577516917how do you build stamina then? That's Mile, it's not sprint where you don't need stamina.
>>577518009yeah some of the other gachas just kind of disgust me. watched a streamer do some pulls in azur lane and it was like do people actually find this shit arousing? It's cartoonish, and not in a good way.
umas don't have human ears
>>577521104is your sister single
>>577522139>Ryan if her hair is a few cm shorter
>>577521104Sounds like someone needs imouto correction.
>>577521104Ugly and fat girls are the most jealous
Can I have a (You) guys? I am bored.
>>577523464Here
