Into The Void Edition>Previous>>577472742>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Patch 7.0 Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71VjoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 12 PS+ Game Catalog https://blog.playstation.com/2026/08/12/helldivers-2-joins-playstation-plus-game-catalog-today-devoid-of-liberty-update-out-now/Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
much appreciated anon. im going to go look for that piece of pornography I got the raven image from.
Arrowhead screwed over the Helldivers 2 fanbase by cancelling the cultists without even allowing users to fight the real illuminate and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>577513746All right, you first then. Uninstall the game if you even play it at all, and stop posting in these threads to reduce engagement.
I fondly remember jacking my little dick to that zone animation of slade raping raven when I was a kid
>>577513670based madness combat
>>577513746You think anyone here (aside from Gucci Slippers) has actually paid for anything besides the entry price?
reminder that only shitters take supply pack
VOIDNIGGAS
>>577513898I did.
>Game won't launch>Verify integrity>Uninstall, Reinstall>Still nadda>Not in the known issues listOh well. Hopefully this gets fixed by tommorow.
>>577513898i got the super citizen upgrade
>>577514089Restart your PC
>join random>host dies to hell bomb from another player during extraction>"bro wtf">get kickedI didn't even do it
>>577513972*selfish shitters who don't use it to supply teammates
>>577514065hmmm bro your arrow cheat mod?
>>577514089Try deleting your config fileAppData\Roaming\Arrowhead\Helldivers2
>>577514089I hope for our sake it doesn'tgood riddance you tranny freak, go play darktide
She lost her leg to a Crusher, but she's still ready to drop!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242104932024/76561198410446740
>>577513862For me its the shadman comicYkno the one
>>577513887surprised nobody has done something Madness Combat for HelldiversSeems like exactly the type of whack hijinks filled world of bullshit that MC can thrive inneed to remember to make something for Madness Day this yearspeaking of: what would Hank's loadout be?
>>577514284I swear these coomer mods are just a contest to create the worst shit people will still somehow jerk off to
>>577514284>ready to dropshe's not even pregnant
I use the supply pack, and I use the headless glitch to get the free medic armor perk. Cry about it.
>>577514409Based.
>>577514371I won't play the swede game without them on, they're the only reason i put 2k hours on it.
>>577514284>about to join>read>look at png>decide not to join
>>577514305
>>577514371>big tits, ass + wide hips>worst shit to somehow jerk off toanon, you got something to tell us?
>>577514458based!
>>577514372fix the problem anon
>>577514409based beerbelly dadgamer with no skill
>>577512927>>577513087>>577513258>neuron burst firing doesn't activate at the slightest recognition of erotica>he can't recall any porn image from a 1000% crop absolutely embarrassing. take this, I am a merciful goddanbooru.donmai.us/posts/8914716
>>577514305I do indeed know the one
>>577514539Abdoslop is bordering on grotesque.
>>577514539The proportions in those mods are fucking shit. If you need that kind of exaggerated min/max shit to get off then you have a problem.
>>577514540least obvious samefagging
>>577514539he prefers wide shoulders and narrow ass like most trannies have
>>577514584I would but nobody has made a pregdiver mod yet
>>577513543>Super Earth sends a couple pelicans of troopers down to cover you while you wait for your pelican to pick you up at extractionwhy can't we catch a ride on the pelican bringing the troopers?
>>577514314NTA but>what would Hank's loadout be?SMG of your choicemachete FRV, either variant and the rest would be disposable weapons of your choice
>shadman
>>5775142842/4
>>577514661>cuckingAh yes that's why I couldn't find it. I don't care for infidelity.
>TITLE UPDATE>look inside>2 units and a biomeWhat the fuck are Arrowhead doing?
>>577514810truly a clown world
Do people really think the supply pack is "required" because of "stim-taxes"? Your entire perception of this game has been altered by dependency on a crutch.
>im diving with shadman enjoyerswhats next amazing digital divers?
>>577514810>nobody has made a pregdiveroh my sweet summer child, you have no idea.I bet you didn't even try looking deeper inside nexus mods.....
>>577515000we have known trannies so that's basically a given
>>577514705>>577514712you both sound like tremendous faggots
>>577514705you might just be gay anon, sorry
>>577514314i think Madness Combat is sadly one of those "forgotten" old internet things
>>5775148351. The shuttle only has enough fuel to drop their passengers off and then return to their ship, it can't carry passengers back.2. The extraction timer isn't the time needed for the shuttle to fly down and pick you up, it's how much time the Super Destroyer crew needs to set up the victory fireworks on the ramp.
>>577514893outsourcing and taking vacations
the amazing digital seafie
>>577513862My first run in with tentacle porn was a Starfire animation I found on newgrounds.
>>577514314I had a music mod that had Project Nexus music in itI don't think it's ever been updated which sucks
>>577515000as long as nobody here admits to liking murder drones (which would basically confirm they are underage), I am fine with that.
>>577514845>flame FRV>drives it full speed into enemy encampment>teleports out of the drivers seat while letting his squadmates explode with it>magdumps the nearest medium enemy into a pile of slag/chitin/meat
>>577515127Solvable if more people made Madness porn.
>>577514503You reminded me that they killed Homeworld. Fuck you.
>>577515038If you mean the "pleasuregals" one, it's such a poorly modeled pregnant belly that I don't even count it
>>577515127It's probably for the best honestly, last time it got a lot of recognition from FNF, I heard the new fans were insufferable>mfw I was also introduced because of FNF
>>577514314problem is a lot of cool madness combat stuff happens inside interiors, and there is not a single interior in this game.the desert biome with a red skybox would make for perfect MC Nevada kino stuff tho>>577515273>he hasn't jerked off to hundreds of female madness combat OCs yetget started:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z19MZ9HTjz4
>>577514284full
>>5775142843/4dropping
Wonder where the Justice and Essex posters are...
>>577515000>diving with faggots that have horrid taste in Glitch shows>>577515204>he wants to dive with troons
>>577515549I don't
>New Update >Game Crash >Game Crash >Game Crash
>>577515173For me it was when my dad left our old family desktop screensaver to be a slideshow of pictures on the pc back in ~2000 and it cycled over some art of tentacles fucking a nun
>>577515549They moved on anon, so should you
>>577515273>found out Wank was a chick years after the entire collab sequence ended>decided to keep that info locked away for some other time >run into art of her as a buff, loaded 6'-something chick with scars>DickIsDiamonds.ouch>follow artist that made those works>marries her to the sherrifI know she wasn't real but the fact that was their headcanon left a bitter taste in my mouth.
>>577515545FULL
>>577514065Thank you for keeping the game alive
>>577515096>>577515115This shit is so extremely exaggerated that it only appeals to people whose sex drives are completely burnt out from decades of porn addiction.
>>577515568Unfortunately we live in a world where autistic trannies play better than dadgamer randoms, and I don't wanna waste reinforcements.
>>577515630Kek, based dad, I guess. That sounds like some marriage ruining stuff though, what happened with that?
>NG animations>Madness combat>screensavers on family pcOldheads posting hours?
>>577515748>sex drives completely burnt out from decades of porn addiction>lightly exaggerated hips, tits, abs and assI dont know what happened that made retards like you flock to this website of all places but I wish you would fuck off and die
>dads>browns>troons>shadman fans>glitch fans>(you)
>>577516194alas, no. wasn't on this godforsaken hellhole of a site until 2015i just have good taste and the willpower to go sifting through old works to enjoy
>>577516215>lightlySeek help, porn addict.
>>577515894My older brother told my mom and she went absolutely fucking bananasthey're still married though so I dunnoI do really love nuns and tentacles, but Im not sure if that's because Im perfectly normal and everybody else does too, or because it had a lasting effect on my psyche
>actual cropped porn is posted>...>abdo image is posted>Wow, porn addiction much? Seek help, kiddo.
>>577516194I swear the average age of posters here is 28+ years old and we are all "coping" that we are young because:>we have been posting on 4chan since we were """18""" and since this website didn't change much, we think we are stuck in the "I am still young phase" even a decade later>we are good at a very recent game that zoom-zooms also play so we imagine our reflexes and agility are still top-tier like when we were young and attentiveWhen copium runs out we will just spiral into massive depression.
>>577516236SHUT UP
>>577515494They should create high-quality Koikatsu cards.>>577515670Universal rule is to steer clear of "ships." The concept confounds me still. I put shippers in the same seat as the NTR consumers who immerse themselves in the role of le cucked.
>>577516539don't worry anonill put a good word in with the Zoomerwaffen and you'll all be frontline suicide bombers in the upcoming race waryou won't have to suffer much
>>577516236and worst of all,>baldcels>ponyfuckers
>majority of OPS' damage is still from the projectile. Hope you love bouncing projectiles, ship angle, and enemies slightly walking.
>>577516691>actual baldies AAAAAHHH
>>577516691(\
>>577516717>wasting a stratagem slot on something that a grenade slot can do even betterI shan't LARP as a retard
When's the TADC warbond coming out?I want my Jax toy.
>>577516401there are actual women alive right now who have more ridiculous proportions than thatIf that is completely beyond your deepest sexual fantasies then you should get your head examined. Now stop replying to me you worthless dork.
>>577515549>>577516653AMATERASU
>>577516871they already released the collab, just press and hold M1 with the Railgun or Epoch until you unlock it
>>577516871I want to use Jax as a toy if you know what I mean...the post-transition Jax of course
>>577516539No I'm young because I never cleared any major life milestones beyond high school
>>577516954Le bald.
>>577516871i'd say ill rape that rabbit but as I've come to find out: I am woefully late to board that particular train.
>>577516903Porn addict cope
I don't know if we're winning this one
>>577517164kys
I'm unable to find a lobby with stable connection what is going on? I double checked my connection and is fine everywhere.
>>577517249Everyone is simply crashing, anon.
Its your turnGo to your next open thread
whats with all the tranime being spammeddid xe get upset again?
>>577515127it got a pretty big resurgence thanks to friday night funkin, of all things
>>577516871>>577517105>>577517043>the abdo porn addiction accusation slap fight is still going>meanwhile, anons are posting cartoon rabbit man who has zero sexual traits and talking about how they want to fuck him>nothing said about itI have a sneaky suspishun that this abdo anger has nothing to do with porn addiction.
>>577517307Ironically both 4chan and Helldivers have connection issues for me, but almost everything else on Google works fine.
>>577513898I paid for super citizen edition, does that count?
>game jumped from a 37k peak to a 140k player peak for update day>already back down to 100k40k players gone after a single day. this update is a fucking disaster.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242108357977/76561197995866779da Voidlobby votes, options are SEAF+appropriators/votesnatchas/mindless massesall are welcome
>>577517385anime website
I almost have 1k SC again, what's your favorite warbond?
>>577517496i have no stakes in the abdo discussion. i just saw some really good smut of Jax as a chick with a fat ass and tits in those overalls once and since then i've decided that I must sodomize that hare.
>>577516401fuck off back to tiktok prude faggot
The bolt pistol is exactly what I wanted
>>577517643it was 70k yesterday
sex with pomni
>>577517704Consult the chart.
>>577517704>1k SC>againAnon... why aren't you sitting on 10 goyrillion like the rest of us?
>>5775176582/4
What is this time of day on the thread called?
>>577517485>friday night funkini have no idea what that is
>>577517658>all are welcomeForgot to mention you must be at least rank 300
>>577516418That's good news, based mom too in that case. Depending on how old you were, that's a pretty good candidate for being the root of fetishes. I'm not going to elaborate but I have a hunch I can trace mine back to experiences I had between the ages of 3 and 6.
>>577517834Love how "sex with pomni" in particular resurged because of Fortnite of all things.
>>577517949just a shitty flash-like DDR game that caught on with the zoomers
>>577517938no content hours (all hours)
>>577518061>>577517949Don't forget, the fucker blew through all the Kickstarter money on crack, IIRC.
>>577516871Murder Drones is better than this troonslop fuck off.
>>577517658full
>>577517982>I'm not going to elaborate but I have a hunch I can trace mine back to experiences I had between the ages of 3 and 6hrt status?
>>577517496notice how others post literally under 18yo anime girls in very questionable "poses" and nobody gives a fuck.But as soon as someone posts anything abdo related the melties roll in instantly.Then tranny jannies get alerted and they ban someone who just posted fully clothed pictures of bugdiver for "furry pornography".And then the cycle repeats after a week or two.Really makes you think.
>>577513746I cheated 25k SC (after buying every warbon with cheated SC) and i don't regret it.
>>577518061garn47 was the best thing about fnf
>>577518146>tfw the only kickstarter I backed in my life because I always liked newgrounds and this happensFunny fate.>>577518320all the fangames and mods are literally better than the "official" releases
>>577516717The explosion already kills most things with a near miss, especially after they buffed it. You don't even have to get a direct hit on a Bile Titan anymore. You might have to get a direct hit on an automaton tank, however. Lining up OPSs against Bile Titans was a lot of fun. I can still do it, but part of the fun was that I had to get a direct hit to kill it, otherwise I'd have to finish off with something else.
>>577517982Yeah I would've been about 6my mom being a midwife is what made me a terminal preghead though, so I can't be too mad at him
>>577518008Can you blame them
>>577518565ohhh they're taking a shower!! Cuuute!!!
>it took 3 (three) days for /hdg/ to get bored of the update to go back to completely offtopic conversations like beforeI expected atleast 7 days before this happened...
>>577518917I'm the only squid diver here.
>>577518917we can play helldivers and have off-topic intellectual discussions too
>>577515549I'm already inside
>>577518917it's another barebones update for the worst faction, what did you expect?
loadout for this feel?
>>577518998Post your favorite squid subfaction loadouts.
>>577518917>Want to fight aliens in the alien faction>2 new zombies>Want to go to the void in the void update>Have to wait 2 days for intro MO>Finally get into the void after months of anticipation>Its just normal planets, no void flavourThe SEAF are cool at least.
>>577518917>no cultistsThe update is an utter failure
>no cultists *yet*ftfy
>>577519189>Precision Strike>Orbital Laser>Machine Gun Sentry>Airburst RL>Stamina EnhancementBeen working so far for me
>>577519174portable hellbomb backpack activated in the middle of a seaf squad
>>577519097Deus Ex. In the flesh.
>>577518917>no cultists>reskin new enemies>reskin planets>new enemies aren't even that much different from what we had before>same illuminate missions>illuminate now with reporpsed bug missions WOWnot much else to talk about really I THINK THIS UPDATE SUCKS
>>577518829True. Rape.
surely AH is not teasing us THIS long with cultists on the unidentified planets? this can only be cope right?
tourist stopping by for the update, lmao that they still haven't fixed this shit.
>bored>want to play>immense lag every lobby I joinMan I just want to play.
>>577519838> +180How?
>>577518621>a terminal pregheadOh hey, that's how I ended up as well. But it sounds like I took a different route to get there. My mum liked walking around naked when she was pregnant with my sister and despite only being 2 or 3 I never forgot about that.
>Pubbies keeps on running away from Crushers>There's now 50+ Crushers on the GATER>Someone threw a 500KG right on the GATER>Mission FailedKILL CRUSHERS YOU FUCKING RETARDSTOP BRINGING THEM TO THE OBJECTIVE IF YOU GOT A TON OF THEM
>>5775142843/4
>>577520000nice quads, there are forums regularly posting cheat tables for this game, its just cheat engine. and the retarded devs said themselves they can't ban anyone (??) because of the PSN account bullshit. whatever post they put out a month ago about catching abusers was BS, has anyone in this thread been caught?
>cotton picking MO in the middle of a title updateBLEAK
They should just combine Mindless Masses with Vote Snatchers, no point on having two zombies focused subfaction.
>Airburst against Crushersis this actually good or are you guys baiting me into using a team killing weapon
>squad of SEAF kills Appropriators Mechs easily while pubbies still have a hard time dealing with one then dies to gorilla mechsbruhhh
>>577520371Clearly they're refreshing the memories of veterans and teaching new players the location of samples in preparation for Tier 6.
>>577520807It gigarapes crushers. However, you need triple-digit IQ to wield its awesome powers.
Predictions for what will be at the anomaly??
>>577520314most of us are already sitting on a trove and don't want to risk it on the off chance that they actually hired someone that isn't completely retarded
>>577521059Mindless Masses + Vote Snatchers + Appropriators
>>577521079I think your hesitation is fair and justified, but I have yet to see a single screen cap of a player saying they are suspended. I don't have evidence but I'm fairly sure that post was just to spook the people on the fence.
>>577521059The skybox will be a gif of Alexus cumming to cyborg cuck porn
>>577521059cultiststhis time for sure
>>577520863They aren't making tier six ship modules. They're probably going to add more ship modules that are exclusive with the existing ones, especially if they add the new super destroyer they talked about. Granted, this is based on how they worded the blog post and they could always change their minds.
>>577521059Squ'bai Shrine probably
does the laser cannon actually remove the helmets of crushers?and also, do smokes work on illuminate?
>>577519189>StandardLCMG Sentry Jump PackOrbital Gatling>MMSpeargunMG sentryStrafing run Gundog>mechsArc thrower Gatling sentry Strafing runGundog
>>577511897why does this look like a woman presenting herself
Turret is pretty useful on the new squid to lose your aggro, the skyrim would just beeline towards it and stops chasing you
Leandivers?
>play with the around 3k squid divers during an off season:)>playing with the main community on any squid event or MO:(Why is this?
d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242111967574/76561198066017633
Bros look! Piss-munition!
>pop rancho relaxo on a hillAh yes, the "automatons"
I only stim medic SEAFs I see downedThe others I don't bother with but machine gunners get left to bleed out or just executed on the spot, fuck those guys.
>>577521368The laser cannon does remove the helmets because it's heavy pen. It's one of the best support weapons against them. Smokes technically work on all factions, but taking them on Illuminate is probably pointless because they have so many melee troops. I've never tried it.
>>577521059EOS
The Seaf actually makes the game feel like a war now
>>577521765Based Utilitarian diver. How much value do you place on a SEAF machine-gunner? I rate them as 3/5th's a rifleman myself.
>>577519189My squid general loadout has always been>Breaker w/short mags>Ultimatum>Gas Grenades>MG>Gun Dog>Gatling Turret>EATBut the crushers have made me reconsider my options. Belt fed nade launcher is actually pretty good here even if it's an ammo hungry bitch. Can't reliably use reds in cities and the new hunters I mean vote stealer I mean necromorphs make it so you can't get on an emplacement or stay in one place long. Haven't figured out a great loadout yet honestly. I want new bot content yet I must suffer the squids.
>>577521334explain
>>577521732
>>577521669Full?
>>577521538Leandivers...
>>5775216694/44
Got the melta
>>577522072>FemboyThat's a girl though. My favorite doujin is one where her and another idol get raped and impregnated by ghosts.
>>577521987NTA but they do seem to do well when they have an EAT. After that well...
>>577521987>How much value do you place on a SEAF machine-gunner?Like negative value with how many times I've seen one gun down like 2 to 3 other SEAFs and Helldivers. Though they can be a good meatshield at times.
>>577514284gg thermal paste oasis
>>577516539I'm not coping.I'm not young, I'm old.I'm crumbling to dust as we speak.I'm more afraid of aging than I am of death.I've watched my favorite things die or be ruined for most of my life, dying was the better fate.On average, most things get invariably worse over time. They will continue to get worse, they will never get better. Most new things are worse than what came before.My lack of ambition leaves me listlessly watching the world decay and I hold little feeling towards it anymore. All I desire are distractions from my existence and reality in general.I am aware.
>>577522018Stop being a coward and post the original
>>577516539I am 26 and I am old as fuck.Older than 16 = old man pretty much
>>577521059Slannesh rape dungeon
>>577521059remnants of meridia
Lobby doko
>>577522297I am sorry that you are aware... I am still living in coping ignorance and fear reaching your level...
>>577517068Hey that's me
>>577521765None of this actually happens and you only wanted an excuse to post garbage.
>>577522225>>577522238Other than the EAT, what purpose do they serve? I haven't observed them too closely, but their rounds are still medium pen, right?The standard rifleman already shoots med pen rounds more accurately.Medics keep you and other seaf alive.And squad leaders gesticulate.
>>5775202031/4 open join and/or post your ass, diver.
What's a good loadout for these void maps on 10? I'm getting assraped constantly.
https://youtu.be/oWqAf4eex14Need music for new squid
>>577522779Lot more ammo before reloading and they seem to engage enemies at longer ranges than normal riflemen.
>>577522407>26holy unc no wonder lobbies have slow-reacting players recently
>>577522924>AppropriatorsAutocannon flak>Vote snatchersLaser cannon/HMG + crutch dog>Mindless massesMMG/HMG + crutch dog
>>577522809FULL
>no cultists on the void
>>577523113I make up for it by not having my diaper changed mid lobby
>>577522809sex with this browndiver
So we should definitely be getting the SEAF stratagem soon possibly after this event/campaign, right?Next I would like multiple types of SEAF stratagems with a new section of super destroyer upgrades to buff them. And then a close air support/gunship stratagem.
has anyone checked out that ork mod? it's pretty neat.
>>577523075>A lot more ammo and longer rangeThese seem like negatives
>>577523256I appreciate your dedication :praying_hands: :100:
I was just reminded that this game still exist, how is these days? Last thing I heard about it otherwise was that they nerfed SC farming, is that true? Also I somehow still see people acting like they have any sort of influence on the rigged *War* system or whatever the fuck the devs call it. It was always obvious that they do whatever the fuck they want, and everything is railroaded to high hell and back
I crashed but i won't come back i have shit to do anyway
>>577513372Cookout kills a wretch in one shot 99% of the time. Step your game up.
>>577523402My theory is that the first new ship they add will be a transport ship and the upgrades will focus on improving the SEAF.
>>577521059If not the cultists then some other new enemy that is actually the true squid.
>>577523467>they nerfed SC farmingblatant misinformation - they promised to crack down on SC cheaters and severly limited the rate at which you can cheat them.Legit farming is unaffected and still the same.
>>577522407I'm 35. You're still in your prime, yungblud. So am I. You ain't old until you're like 50. You get older but you aren't fucking decrepit. My body is just now starting to break down a little and really all I need to change are some bad habits. Your 30s aren't the end of the world and your 40s aren't either, they're gradual changes to lifestyle and attitude. You'll be alright man.
>>577523553That actually makes a lot of sense
>>577523553I'd use that.Maybe the APC will let me roll around with my SEAF boys.
>>577523418Waiting on the ram-optimized version to drop first, but it looks really high quality
Is he gonna glaze or whine?Place your bets!
i'm 25 it's over...
>level 165>still doesn't know you can holster your dog
>>577523591>Legit farming is unaffected and still the same.So it's still shit, but at the very least possible. I see, thanks
>>577523553This would be cool but also ass because controlling the SEAFies with "Follow me!" and "Hold position" is awful. It'a nice when the stars do align and they position themselves competently but man I'd like to be able to just draw a line out on the map and have them just space themselves out along it.
>>577523910can't be over if it never even began in the first place for you...
>getting kill mogged by someone twice your agegive up nephew it's actually over for you
>4 more days until we MAYBE get new contentFOR THE LOVE OF GODPLEASE
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242115076080/Tourist lobby. Shitting your pants is strictly verboten.Probably shooting the "new" squids, I haven't had the pleasure yet.
>>577524043ACKKKKKK!
>>577523887Has this guy ever been positive about anything? Some of the other sloptubers actually have positive things to say about the game occasionally when it is warranted, but I swear he never does.
>>577523887all on glaze like he always does
The Glazer Spire can destroy a Bastion before it even lands. Not that I would even bother bringing the Bastion anyway to these missions, but I just wanted to see how fast a Glaze Spire could destroy one, and it's FAST.
>>577523591My gain rate has been down from an average of 50 a run to like 30 since the changes.
>>5775241352/4
>>577523605And then ten years pass in what feels like a few months.
>>577524201Do we have to refer to everything with retarded nicknames?
>>577524397hit a nerve?
>>577524174He used to be one of the glazers.The Arrowhead took away his partnership after he criticized them once, and did a complete flip.
>>577521669E2/4
>>577524491>knowing anything about garbage farmers on you tubeyou are part of the problem.
>>577522809I don't plan on joining so
>>577524135FVLL
>Hit a Hulk with the Melta Mine>GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyY5AfQtt0
The SEAF are the best thing about this update. Now that void is open and there is room for the SEAF to actually work on open ground (vs. creating kill corridors for self and others in urban spaces) the SEAF are so much more effective it's night and day. They actually make squids fun to play, and I hate squids. Tons of throw-away dialog and several (American) regional accents. When you high-five one it headbutts and staggers them... a ton of work must have gone into these guys.Tried to stim one that had been hit, he died b/f I got there, and I actually felt bad for him... like wtf, when did I start caring about these NPC. They will still murder you if you get in the way, imo that's your own fault. Was doing appropriators, need to see how they do on mindless masses next. >>577520848ikr. I just watched a SEAF take down a lmao overship coming in on POI. I was amazed.>>577523402I hope so. SEAF are awesome now compared to before.
>>577524467You got me. I'm a glazer and I'm also a giant eyeball that shoots lasers. I'm also indian and transgender. You've solved the case and you can go home now.
>>577524174dude is insanely high on his own supply regardless of what stance he takes
slosh slosh
>>577524684eat less mcdonalds you fatass
Returnfag tourists gotta go. I dropped into mindless mass-watchers and the tards all took fucking anti tank support weapons.
>>577524794rape all abdosloppers
>>577524839>>577524794Yeah because divers like this are more slim than me
>>577524135Thank you black cat of the windmill
So am I a stinky outdated chud if I dislike subfactions? I would really prefer if new units were simply added to the enemy roster, instead of being planet specific events that overwrite other enemy spawns.
>>577524648I only know because people were like>"You should watch LtBuzzLitebeer! Unlike the haters he's not afraid to PRAISE the game!"Then I heard that he lost partnership, and the rest is history.
>>577524713Oh, and there's a bunch of micro animations like the headbutt thing. When you hug a SEAF they have different reactions. Sometimes it's nothing, but one did a little fucking dance with wrists up before leaning in like a little kid, in addition to a bunch of different voice tracks.
>>577516871Jax deserved it, fuck that guy.
>>577524713Honestly the work they've done to improve the seaf (barring the heavy) is very impressive. It's not as flashy as getting 2 more squid units, but they clearly laid a lot of groundwork to get the seaf to this level.
>>577524794basedsv fvckvng zvsed viper commando abdosister...
Holy shit I had to play on the Appropiator planet to realize how cool the new SEAFies are, it actually feels like a fucking warzone and these fuckers are actually helping.Also why does it feel like the Appropiators are the best and most complete squid experience? None of the zombie slop, every unit actually complements each other with close, mid and long range units, having to push through each layer to win. Snatchers are so boring and also only 2 units LOL - mega shit, Mindless masses are so piss easy you can finish a game in sub 15 mins - boring shit, Normal squids - decent but also piss easy - mediocre shit.
>>577525047It only sucks because they absolutely fucked the squids ones up. The bugs and bot factions actually feel unique and interesting but they're spreading the squids way too thin. Appropreiators should be all squids and their technology, and mindless masses should be all the Voteless and body horror bs. Throw Voteless in as fodder for the Appropriators and a few overseers in for flavor on the Masses and you have yourself some factions. No idea why Sweden is so retarded.
I love SEAF drops! Always coming in clutch to save the day.
>>577525237>goes trans>proceeds to kill xerself/himselfWhat did the show creators mean by this?!?
>>577524135I didn't shit my pants, but my game did.
>>5775241353/4 again pls join
>>577523682yeah it has me using 20 gigs of ram while playing but it is really cool though the orks might be a little too loud
>>577525047No, I think the subfactions are retarded and that they should've been made a part of spawn constellations (like bile scavs, bile warriors, and orange spewers) OR just put that time into making new enemies instead.
>>577525047It can work if the main faction is actually completeSquids are basically just 3 incomplete subfactions right now
Mindless masses is just a bunch of watchers now. Feels like even less voteless at higher difficulties.
>>577525939Thats all you had to say my negro
>>577525939
>>577526141could you try D4 and see if it is the same?I am cucked at work with overtime...
>>577525380>Also why does it feel like the Appropiators are the best and most complete squid experience?Well like you said theres no boring zombie slop it actually feels like you're fighting aliens. I just wish there wasn't so many fucking drone everywhere I wish they had a different chaff unit.
>>577525939fvll again?
>>577526141>almost no voteless in the Void subfaction>almost no voteless in Mindlessdid they fuck up their spawnrates lmao
>no tiny bulge bubble butt femboy mods
>>577525939failed
>>577521059brahmin warrior world, true heir of india and the galaxy
>>577526443Its better at lower difficulty as less patrols get replaced with bigger units. Its been like this for forever.
>>577526538>did they fuck up their spawnrates lmaono, working as intended.
Can I get spawn like this against bugs?
>>577526557>any nsfw mod that isn't making divers have voluptuous female bodiesIt took us 2 years to even get a buff male mod anon
Every D10 game is with randoms is two guys standing in the same spot killing reinforcement waves for 20 minutes while a third guy solos the entire map (much easier when all the enemies are somewhere else). It's impossible to get a good game where me and three non-retarded teammates run to the objectives and complete them at a reasonable pace.
>>577524135>>577525913>>577525939SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENEDHard freeze that forces me to kill it manually.I'm just gonna stay away from this until AH has it stable.
>>577526491Hard agree, but shield grenade and machine gun sentry makes it bearable because I play sniper, so it's easier for me to deal with them.
>>577516871>pomni as backpack stratagem>she can automatically reload support weapons>she reloads non stationary reload weapons faster>and you can move while she reloads stationary reload weapons
>>577526838>Cyberpunk.webm
>>577526989>It's impossible to get a good game where me and three non-retarded teammates run to the objectives and complete them at a reasonable pace.have you try hosting a lobby /here/
>>577526887>we heard your feedback helldivers>we've added more voteless giant variants to the subfaction
>>577526557wrong
>>577527063Have you tried the verify files humiliation ritual
>>577526557this
>>577527141>No, the bulge does not jiggle. I will not make it jiggle.FUCKING USELESS
>>577526838I'm definitely noticing more watchers, but the numbers are still manageable. It only becomes unmanageable if you separate from your team/can't aim.
>>577527141Which mod?
>>577526838>medic armor (no stim pistol)>aimlet>BFA leandiver>panic strafe crutch (missed everything>killzone capeeeyup, that's a shitter
>>577527165Just finished. Nothing changed. Gonna try updating my NVIDIA drivers. If that doesn't fix it I'm just gonna stay away from the game for a bit.
>>577526557Unironically kill yourself.
>endless spawns>hp sponge heavy spam>leg metathey managed to recreate launch terminids, incredible
>>577524685Anon I humbly ask for sauce on where I can find more art like this one
I'm surprised that Joel is actually letting us bring the DSS into the Void, and isn't doing some bullshit like "The gate isn't equipped to transport something that big yet, you'll have to complete this MO without it." or whatever.
>>577526838I bet some poor Swede worked a full 4 hour shift and even skipped nap time to adjust the spawn rates. I feel like we can forgive a simple mistake here and there.
Only in death does rape end.
>>577527792if they had any model variation with these enemies it wouldn't look at copy paste as it does. unfortunately, this is the best we'll get
>>577527792>leg metaThe best way to kill them is their heads. You surely realized that there was something special about their heads the first time you saw them? Surely you read the in-game message telling you to shoot their helmets? Surely you don't need a youtuber to tell you to shoot obvious weakspots, right?
>>577528164for you or for the victim?
>>577527792>lega metait has 4000 HPtheir head is unarmored and has 300 HP
I like the song that's playing in the void planetsVery spooky
d10 void stgeam://joinlobby/553850/109775242118425893/76561198066017633
>>577528235There's an in-game message telling you to shoot their heads?
>>577527063open the mod folder and look for .patch_ filesa while back my game was super unstable and i had loose mod files that were never removed by the mod manager
>>577526529>>5775266603/4 again our purples keep shitting the bed
That can't be it. Surely its not just two new enemies. Theres gonna be something on that anomaly planet there has to be. I mean, it will be cool if its every squid faction at once, but like, only two enemies? For a major update?
>>577528289for the victim ofc
>>577528184Doesn't even need to be model variations, animation variation would do.
>>577527896https://x.com/Macanick_/status/2004281132456816787 check filename next time
>make new enemies >hunter reskin>faggotry heavy pen check/bullet sponge
>>577527063>>577527765Are you okWe can wait a bit with next mission
>>577528421It's in the dispatches on the super destroyer. Seems kind of pointless because the people too unperceptive to realize Crushers have a weakspot probably also don't read dispatches, but at least people who complain about it being "unintuitive" have even less reason to complain, given that the game just tells you to shoot the helmet.
why is there 50 skyrim giants on my screen what the fuck is this update sweden
>>577517658kino game
>>577528638>It's in the dispatches on the super destroyer.You mean the telly? I only watch those if they're playing when I get back from taking a shit.
DIE YOU FUCKING SQjUIDS!!!!
>squiddiving MOslave>phone sounds government mandated rape-alarm>get up to check>don't light fires :^)>return to -2 reinforcementsgod I hate living in the ukwho is enough of a fucking psycho to light fires in this fucking weather? do we really need to use emergency systems to tell people such stupid basic shit?
>>577528797No, the thing that opens when you press z.
>>577528857Oh. I don't read those ever.
>>577528838You are under attack retard
>>577525312Every time I interact, or just watch the SEAF work I think to myself a ton of work went into updating them. There's several (5) type roles, they have different voices and accents for male/female, each high-five/hug/w-e has different animation than what was used for Helldivers and they throw out different phrases. Really feels like an actual platoon, vs. NPCs with gunz. The 2 new enemies are just 2 new enemies, but they both attack differently. The crawler things don't run straight at you, when they have space they move sideways to attack from different directions, vs beeline like zombies or other chaff. The one with the giant staff's less interesting... just comes straight on, smack.
>>577517658Absolutely wonderful new planet, thank you very much for coming along anons. Lot to take in from a varied roster of stratagems we brought, going to talk to the frens about it for some fun stress-relieving theorycrafting later.And, as always, kill your coworkers. With hammers.
>>577528857>what the fuck are these runes? where's the short-form video?
>>577527792This game really is just Woke EDF
>>577528635Just post the link again. I'm back on a single player game anyway.
I don't like the eyeballs
>>577524135>>577528635>>577529065well, 3/4 in that case
>>577528416nvm i brtoke mjy shifd
>>577528960yeah but this wasn't a warning about 10 billion imported brain surgeons, it was literally just a warning not to light fires because everywhere is on fireit's retarded
What's the setting you should use to make emotes not activate until selecting one from the wheel while quick emote is bound to the same button? Or is it just impossible and binding them to different keys is preferred?
smile titan..
Its cool the warp gateway finally dropped. A shame its a shittier version of what it looked like originally. Which seems to be a running theme with the squids.
Potential: the game
>>577528838If I show the messages from my government here, the whole thread will die of laughter.
Sell me on the Epoch
>>577530326Faster follow up shots compared to the quasar cannonHad some amount of splash to hit groups of enemiesNo backpack compared to spear or recoilless
>>577530326Jack of All Trades. Enough demo force for most constructs, decent AoE and high splash damage which is good for most heavies, and a good rate of fire coupled with a decent ammo supply. Gets outperformed by most weapons in a specific niche, but it can do all of those niches to begin with.
we should get helmet lights like the new seaf units have.
>>577530326I can't, it's a painfully mediocre weapon slapped with a bunch of arbitrary downsides for no reason besides sheer malice
>>577530853Hello fag who doesn't play the game. The epoch can open poi containers after we collectively bitched about it enough.
>>577530326VRWOOOOMMMMM.................BEDEDEDEDEDE-
>>577530326C tierFor how little it does it takes too long to charge and/or has too little ammo.They need to buff *something* on it.
>>577530326410,757,864,530 DEAD ALPHAS
What attachments should I put on the stoker
these niggas ALL forgot how to play mindless masses after like 3 weeks
>>577530326>see heavy>start charging shot to kill it>watch as a real man with real AT kills it firstYou now have the choice between two humiliation rituals>fire the shot off in a random direction like the impotent sissy you areOr>hold it in until you literally explodeI'd imagine this is pretty great if you're a cuck or have a humiliation fetish. Otherwise I'd recommend sticking with the quasar so you can cancel shots with your dignity intact.
>>577531216Muzzle break + short magor muzzle + drum if using an ergonomic armor
>>577531347If you kidnapped an honest to God alien and had it play mindless masses, it would understand what to do in like 5 minutes.
>>577530326Ammo efficiencyHits several very convenient breakpoints against botsHas explosive capability which allows it to kill certain enemies that the other AT weapons struggle withNo backpack requirementTriggers all manner of cucks in this general (>>577530853 >>577531001 >>577531010 >>577531505) who either have never actually used it or who used it before it got all its buffs
>>577514284>>577522809I crashedGGsThat's enough for today.
>>5775228092/4
>there are still epoch copers around
>>577531216I made mine out of cylinders for the lulz
LOL! 2/3 MO objectives are projected to fail. Looks like the swedes overestimated how many players would come back. Game will be end of service soon!
>>577531981Stupid dumb motherfucker.
Why do we get bombed out and destroyed megacities to fight in when we're recapturing planets but the voided planets don't have them? Or any bombed out colony maps for that matter.
>>577531981No one wants to play 20 fps
>>577524135THANKS SWEDEN
>>577531981the retarded way the war system works means less players is better as each player makes a larger impactif there were only 4 /hdg/ faggots playing we could roll the entire galaxy in a matter of days
>>577531347Why would you ever play Masses when any other faction exists, squid or otherwise.
>>577531981hmmmmmm yep this game is EOSing
>>5775312161.5x Tube Red Dot is good enough given its range limitations as an SMGCompensator gives you better control of your recoil in exchange for a bit more sway, but honestly you'd do fine with anything here since it has such a slow rate of fire that the recoil is super controllable anywayRegular Extended Magazine is mostly fine, the reload isn't that long at all and you do enough damage per round that 45 rounds is enough to kill most things
>>577531981On the other hand, outside of Joel Izzat faggotry, we are currently projected to get a foothold and take UVP Gamma in about a day and a half.
>>577532316only way I can contribute to the MO without seafmonkies teamkilling me
>>577532298Did you not read what the objectives are for this MO, you dumb fucking moron?
>>577532576Just don't stand in front of their guns and they won't kill you. They're easier to avoid than sentries in a lot of ways. Quick question, do you also think the game has too much ragdoll?
>>577532298These are raw number objectives. Kill x, complete x operations, get x samples. You need more players to win those and there aren't enough players to win at the moment. Gaem is ded.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242104932024/765611984104467402/4
its bad lol
>>577528838Hello fellow bong
Guys... I am having fun fighting the squids now...
>>577528960kek
>>577533220It's pretty fun. However, Something about squids attracts more solofags. Maybe it's just easier to clear their encampments or to avoid their attacks. I wish the team would stick together more. Fighting all of the Illuminate as a group is fun, but the only people that do that now are too stupid to move while fighting, so they just stand on one hill until they die. Meanwhile, some guy in light armor is clearing all of the objective to save me from playing the game.
>>577533220The Pyramid Headers and the Necromorphs are fun, but I'm hoping they held back a Vox Engine-esque monster. Some truly massive abomination that is only feasible because the Void is fucking up physics.
>2/4 from the startoh its a discord troon lobbypass
>rocket pods do not one-shot harvesters. What is the point of them
pubs sure are something else
with the changes to seaf can I finally use the emotes to order them to follow me, or do I still have to use the voice commands? I know one of the warbonds has emotes that are just hand signals do they work now
>>577534045Sometimes the rockets pop a leg. If not the harvestor is nearly dead and a few hits from a med pen or heavy pen will finish it.
>>577534348I don't even know if the voice command works anymore. Most of the time they seem to go wherever they want.
seafies in their feefees
>>577534045Against Illuminate, nothing. Eagle Rocket Pods is an anti-tank stratagem. Anti-tank stratagems, in general, are bad against Illuminate. The only squid enemy anti-tank is good against is the leviathan. The recoilless rifle can kill some of the large squid units, but it's relatively worse at it than something like the AMR.
>>577521989I still have a Cyberstan operation active, maybe I will host when I get back from work in 11 hours. I am only level 74 though since I only returned to the game for the illuminate update
>>577534045>Last time devs buffed them>"Intent: Make it better at one shotting smaller heavies like Chargers, Hulks, Harvesters (without shields). It can also kill some larger enemies like Tanks well. It is still not a 100% guaranteed kill, but it will be more reliable."Proof they don't even test these "intended" changes
d10 void stezam://joinlobby/553850/109775242124275646/76561198066017633
>>577534747It is more reliable against chargers, though. It's still about as good as it was before. The best way to use it is to pair it with a heavy pen support weapon so you can finish off anything that survives.
The devs should stack up every stratagem against orbital laser. It is the perfect baseline. If the player ever says "Why would I *ever* take this over laser?" that is a development failure
>>577534951full already?
Why do SAM sites spawn on vote snatchers?
>>577534951I4/4
>>577531981>what? they completed one objective and now they're doing the next one?!>m-masaka...this is IMPOSSIBLE>this has NEVER happened before!
>>577531981Bro the new enemies are way too fucking tough and they spawn in HORDESThe problem is not the amount of players, it is the enemies are WAY overtuned.
>>577535385Lower the difficulty
>>577534951>stezamis this some trick I'm too much of a newfag to understand, or did you just manage to fat finger it?
>>577535385What loadout are you taking to Vote Snatchers? If its the RR im fucking killing you.
>>577527792Amazing work arrowhead, you know that most of the playerbase is retarded when they praise this shit.
>join mindless lobby>look at other dudes' loadouts>epoch, recoilless, quasar cannon>multiple 500kg, autocannon sentry, cuck chairWhat the fuck is wrong with pubbies?
>Diff 3 is more challenging than Diff 10 Void Maps
>>577517838Pyrotech grenades and, to a lesser extent, reinforced epaulletes are underrated. I also won't let you besmirch the spacecop armor, arc GL, and especially the zapdog.
>>577528235>Surely you don't need a youtuber to tell you to shoot obvious weakspots, right?Just like the "obvious" weakspot on a charger is the big glowing asshole
>>5775228093/4
>>577535090By that logic, every stratagem in the game would be overpowered because they all last more than 20 seconds or can be used more than three times per mission.
>>577534045they do though? last time I used the (newly buffed) rockets vs harvesters I got 4 kills out of 6 tosses with 1 miss and only 1 failure to kill
When are they nerfing crushers? They kill me too much.
did they make the plants on ice planets ragdoll you
>>577535656Yeah. The charger dies if you pop it. Surely you aren't so bad that you think popping charger butts is hard?
>>577535957Tourist shitter fuck off
>>577535678FULL
Vote snatchers spawn far more enemies than mindless masses, wtf?I dont think we'll make the targets for the MO for both the samples and the mindless masses at this rate.
>>577535957Yeah, it was a failry recent undocumented change
AHAHAHAHA! It's just as I thought. No cultists in the void! You hopefags are eternally btfo'd!
>>577535656>can be damaged by any weapon>less HP than the chargers main HP>kills the charger when destroyedit satisfies every criteria of a weakspot
Why can't a laser and a flashlight be one module, you fucking swedish bastards
>>577536603cause swedes are terrible devs
we should have headlamps
>>577536603it is
why cant you be drafted already
>>577536603this isn't tarkov sis
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242127352392/76561197999417031
>>5775374402/4
The necromorphs and pyramid heads just violated me
>>577536603You're a retarded nigger O2
>>5775374403/4
>>577537440full
>>577537889damm i got robbed bigly
>>577537998>says full>someone tried to join anyway>gets lucky
>>577519189I haven't decided on nightmare squids yet.>normal and mindlessReinforced epaullete armorPlas accelerator rifle (kill fleshmobs/oversaars/light anti-harvester work)Talon (contemplating replacing that with bolt pistol)incendiary grenadeXMGGundogOrbital gatlingNEAT/COMMANDO depending on if I want to burn squid drops or overkill harvesters.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
Playing this game made me rewatch a childhood classic solely for this one scene.I miss when PG films were hardcore and unafraid to teach kids about death.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlkCCeD093U
Something interesting, out of all of the planets we can't go to yet there is a singular one that is glitching out the hardest.I have a smidge of copium left that there are Cultists on that planet.
wtf
>>577538717Getting gaped vibes from this post.
The SEAF forces sent into the warp (void) are going to become traitors and cultists
>>577530305>die of laughterHow bad are they? From UK I've only ever seen three, one was the initial test, one was from covid and the last one today
I am eagerly awaiting for when somebody adds fat tits to the crushers.
>>577538965Getting gaped vibes from this post.
>>577528838You actually have that shit turned on? I turned it off.
>>577533181My deepest condolences
>>577538746This was the coolest shit in the world when I was 5
>>577539187You can't turn off national emergency alerts?
>>577539182
>>577539447wait, are they actually babies?
Why do these piece of shit swedes not allow us to have a good shotgun? Why can I not have the old breaker? At least give me the old breaker in a warbond so I have to pay money for it. I just want to fucking have fun with a good fucking shotgun. I fucking hate these piece of shit swedes holy shit.
>enemies attack abandoned vehicles now>even vehicles that are part of POIs so they are always destroyed before you get to them>lasers now have recoil for no reasonVibe coded
>>577539516yes you fucking spastic
>The task force that was tasked to fix bouncing stratagems still hasn't done its job
>>577539516The only evidence for it that i've seen is they cry like a baby and throw tantrumsbut I think it's more of a hint that they're giant lobotomised retards than actually implying they're warped infants
>>577538746I fucking hate bile spewers.
>>577539579Sir your sweeper/double freedom/trident?????
De Voidsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242129665684/76561198071306508
>>577539579did they nerf the sweeper?
>>5775398903/4
>>577539890>BrigadorI fucking yearn for HD2 to have mechs/vehicles of similar power and mechanics
>>577539868Sweeper is dogshit. Way too slow reload.Double freedom requires you to reload way too much.Trident? Also shit
>>577539890>love mech games>love pre-rendered sprites>didn't like brigadorit's not fair
>>577540173Massive skill issueLower the difficulty
>First Glazer mission>Bring Epoch>Get rapedBuff the Epoch AH
>>577540173>trident>shitunbelievably wrong
Nerf the epoch
Now that the emote wheel has been expanded, I want more to the voice wheel. "Fall back" and "Assist me" should be added at the very least.
Some undocumented changes been found
>>577539890full
>>577540495>all those removed objectives explain this without using the word swiggers
>>577540859oh thats easy you have the airburst so just switch to flak mode :)
So far, Void worlds are far too easy which is sadly to be expected from the squids.>first assault into Oshaune>Hive World is a complete clusterfuck and the casualty rates far exceed anything that's come before, MO fails miserably>attack on Cyberstan>there is almost zero hope of extraction and even mission completion is uncertain, we reach the casualty quota and get pushed off the planet in only a few days>attack on Void worlds>MO is well on track, missions are completed with only a few deaths totalShame
>>577540495There's also now squid eradicate I'm pretty sure that's newFuck all the nerfs to bot missions though what the fuck were they thinking
>>577540692gamerdads needed D10 to be easier to maintain their grunt fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMIKPuyB7zw
>>577541228maybe because the nu squids aren't full of shitty untested unbalanced enemies like diggers, dragons and voxes?
>>577540692high command doesn't need us to do that shit anymoreit's as simple as that
>>577541479>shitty untested unbalanced enemies like diggers, dragons and voxes?sounds like sovl
>>577514284GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>577541295Gamergirl moment
Wretches spawn in too many numbers and do too much damage. Arrowhead has them ovetuned right now and it's unfun to play against them.
>>577540495>no changes to flag raising missions when that's where I see pubs choke and die by far the most
>doin a lil mission in the Void for the campaign reward>reach main objective with a bunch of SEAF in tow>about to do an epic flag raising on a hill with them>power cutsSuppose that is to be the price I pay for experiencing no bugs or crashes while everyone else suffers.First dubs decide if I host bots or squids. If trips, decide my loadout.I'm gonna go buy a pizza.
>>577540495>butt armor decreased from Medium to Unarmoredso its butt isnt protected now? It's showing it's plump jiggly naked ass to the world?
>>577541228Anon do you like CBT by chance?
>>577541810Only if you're host otherwise they're just kind of jank and non-threatening
>>577541902Beat the shit out of your power company representative
>>577541705isn't that the guy famous for crashing out over npcs?
>>577535127>SAM sites spawn against the faction that has nothing for them to target>Kill overseers objective is present when there are no overseers to killBecause arrowhead are a bunch of unorganized incompetent retards. This game has always been considerably beyond their ability to manage.
>>577540495Actually awful changes in the Missions section. >>577541292possibly has it right. Incompetence seems likely. Isn't there also a closed testing group now as well? Maybe they complained about duplicate objectives, but, even if that were the case, the Geo Survey on squids features THREE sub-objectives instead of the usual two, so putting duplicate objectives in the game is still being done.
>>577541292Im 40 and constantly bitch the game is too easy
>>577541902Rollan for Butts
>>577541902Whoever wins has to send this guy to the boredom central of voteless masses planet
>>577542028Yes
Hey just dropping in to remind everyone this event sucks and is way easier compared to Cyberstan but even then this playerbase will still find a way to fuck it all up and lose yet again
how do they fix shotguns? Thought they would be good with the increase in watchers spawn, kinda like how Ukraine shoots down drones but it just kinda shit even for that
>try to open control center>game freezes for 1 secondIt can't be that hard to load a bunch of text and .pngs bro who the fuck is programming all this crap
Aint no way they won't nerf the meltagun. This thing is fucking insane
>d4 solos to dick around while i watch tv>seafies land at the start of the mission>ignore them because i am in a mech>they run off towards a light outpost i was moving in the opposite direction of>they clear it>they then run to a secondary objective near them i had just added to the map with the satellite dish>they kill whatever is there and sit there until i arrive a few seconds later>one of them stims me when i walk upthese dudes are more useful than 90% of players. i bet they get absolutely shredded by anything with more than medium armor though
>>577543432>smokes>jump pack>meltaYupTime to rape B)
I would much rather the zombie side of the Illuminate operate more like a proper horror experience than whatever they have going on now. Planets should be dark and foggy, barely lit by broken streetlights and marquee signage. The Voteless and Wretches should constantly play with your peripheral vision and stay just barely visible within the limited sight lines of the smog. They pick off the person with the least amount of coverage from his team, and if you dare go off solo, they buttrush you from every angle and guarantee death. The audioscape is one of muffled screams and begging. Side objectives include ways to restore power to the city streets which gives you a better chance to fight back etc.
>>577541902Rolling for Mindless Masses, full pissdiver loadout if trips
the game would feel so much better if they just did away with subfactions and just allowed every enemy variant a chance to spawn per mission. Would see a lot less of >>577527792 and actually have dynamic necessity for teamplay and loadouts to compliment each other/cover their weaknesses
>>577540495Didnt someone confirm the trident now has recoil
>>577543751Imagine if wretches acted like these guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgCwLQA_9dc
>>577543989Either it hasn't been found/listed yet or it didn't have an increase in recoil at all
>>577543825Surges and How they handles that last osha MO should be how it is 24/7Either spam fuck with 1 bulky enemy or unleash every single obstacle you can on the playerlimiting the roster to a couple of goons and calling it content is retarded
>>577543206>how do they fix shotguns?+2 mags for breaker and incel breaker and +20 shells for punisher, slugger, cookout, and M90A, and the spray & pray fires 48 pellets per shot instead of its current 16 but its AP goes back down to 1
>>577543989It definitely feels like the recoil is stronger, but I don't really use the Trident enough to tell if maybe my memory is just shit.
>>577544163Nah they always gave me more Twitcher vibes https://youtu.be/qKZjdcqJRf0?si=8ITXAeovhknd-S82
>>577543989>>577544165>>577544294the trident has always had recoil. just look at any video of it on youtube form the last 5 months
How good is the sweeper?
>>577540495>all undocumented changes that make the game easier
>>577544325Honestly they could just add the majority of the dead space enemy roster to mindless or vote snatchers and it'd be fine. But I'd rather have CULTISTS
>>577544431Really good. Goes well with Reinforced Epaulettes armor which improves reload speed and increases melee damage for the bayonet.
>>577543069this game is ass
>>577543206They literally just need to follow the same damage pattern as ARs.>Light pen shotguns deal much higher ballistic damage>Med pen shotguns deal less but compensate with better armor pen.The problem is that the shotguns are more unique from eachother than ARs are, so balancing is gonna have to be done on a case-by-case basis.>Slugger damage increased from 350 to 550, give it back its ability to destroy fences and doors. Also it's durable damage should be increased from 90 to 150, it's a fucking .50 BMG slug for fucks sake.>Spray n Pray should have it's pellet count increased from 16 to 60, and damage per pellet reduced from 15 to 8. It'll still have a total damage of 480, but actually be good at its job of crowd control. (IRL Birdshot has like 90 pellets or more) More shotguns also should have choke options too. I believe a full choke on the Halt will actually make it good.
>>577534951GGs
>the objective that requires you to play on the new enemy planet is going to fail Is this record time for the playerbase rejecting Arrowheads bullshit?
>>577544949Yeah it is
Rolled the kinoest of kino map layouts
>>577545475Main reason this is good is mostly stopping rape victioms from splitting up.
>>577545319Nah, it's just another episode of AH overestimating how many people will stick around for their lean content update, as it often happens with "Kill X enemies", "Collect X samples" or "Complete X operations" objectives
>>577541854>>no changes to flag raising missions when that's where I see pubs choke and die by far the mostThey already nerfed it, fuck off
>>577545475why are you playing bots when they just released the void worlds, are you dumb or something
Are seaf on a real faction yetLike bots
>>577543825>>577544241Why not combine the two?No subfaction divisions based on planets. Instead, subfactions are assigned a per-mission basis that are added to the existing enemy roster, and can be previewed before diving so players aren't totally surprised and unequipped for what they'll find planetside. So instead of x3 missions of the same faction, sub or otherwise, there's at least some variety throughout the whole operation. Also allow for dynamic surges during the missions, and given what's been done in the past with funny mod lobbies and other instances in the CGW, it is actually possible to dynamically change enemy spawns during a mission. So the start of a mission could have all chaff and then escalate to heavy units, in addition to the ramp up that patrols normally get. A man can dream...This increase in potential variety would probably only lead to more players taking even more generalist load-outs.
fuck this brimstone niggerhell website for not allowing me to post anything because it looks too much like spamdoes janny want to gargle my ballsack to make sure that CAPTCHA isn't autocompleted by a pair of nuts that taste like nickel?
>>577545319The problem is that everyone is split up across 3 different planets.
>>577540495At least they added a flag to Illuminate free city missions.
>>577544467Is this ntr image?
>>577545475You all better have rolled with Force of Law warbond gear to appease the dount gods.
>i swear i'm still relevant guys
>>577545886oh hey look I was right. also>2 away from tripsGOD HAS A SHIT SENSE OF HUMOR.
I simply do not want to play against Vote Snatchers, they don't make sense as a sub-faction on their own with their numbers.
>>577545319No that would be the update with Freedom's Flame. Escalation of Freedom or whatever.
>>577546101Mod menu fags and leakers are such attention whores
>>577546283They're all either teenagers or early 20s. Ironfag is literally 19. He thinks he's hot shit.
>>577546101>moding a live service>which can and will fuck over your mods at any time with no warning via live updates>ideally they would just suspend your account as its a ToS violation but only if they think you wont cause a stink on redit isnt there someone you forgot to ask before using mods?
>>577545838because squids are never going to be fun you swedeslop guzzling homo
>>577546603>me when I see a neat bug
>>577546357Is the medic stimstol auto-hit? I refuse to believe that they can hit anyone with it even from 2m away.
>Gater side objective flips over literally nothing in the desert and blows up after being upside down for 5 seconds Nothing changed
>>577545847they sell pain and pain accessories
>>577546747pretty sure it is, I've sprinted past SEAF medics and they've pulled off perfect flickshots on me
Why are you still playing this dogshit game?
>>577514284donezo
I used to hate voteless masses, but i'm having a lot of fun rn, just wish the Harvesters got uncucked and the Interlopers actually spawned so there actually were some threats to the player. But just crunching hordes and hordes of chaff is fun once in a while. But it arleady got boring by the end of the first op so good job Sweden
>>577545868I can't wait until CGW is back upThey can use these assets far better than this dogshit GMShame there's so little content to work with this time around :/
>>577545838>t. Tourist retard
>>577546747It's autoaim
>>577546101Who the fuck is he and why should i care?
>>577546976>who the fuck is heHe was a prominent leaker who stopped a few times to work on cybersecurity, tried to get a job at AH and when they denied him, he went back to leaking>why should i careYou shouldn't
>>577545924There are two things that will sink this MO>if joel doesn't close a planet after the objective there is done it's practically a scripted loss>the samples quest requires people to do something more than shoot things (and the amount is high)
This update is awful and you are coping if you think the game is doing well. We're getting an end of service announcement in just a few weeks. Count on it.
A significant portion of the playerbase is made up of non-gamers. Arrowhead caters to this portion of the playerbase.
GuysStop having fun!
>>577546884I was thinking the same thing, how CGW is going to use these new tools. Should be interesting enough, might get me to check it out again though from the look of their map it looks to be a bit much.
>D10 voidflagsActually enjoyably challenging.
Who cares about the troonshit cgw?
>>577546834wrong tab? It's easy to confuse this with coopg but the difference is that we actually play the game
A lot of bait getting posted.
>>577547257I'm inclined to agree. The new Gazer-towers in the new missions have a long range laser attack that you don't even need to sprint to avoid. Walking pace is fine.>>577547317Which planet?
Take your stupid dumb frogposter back, please
>>577547514uhno
There are losers in here right now just cumming in the pants to do whatever their swedish masters have told them to and eat up the half ass slop they're served lmao
>>577547574Stop giving me a boner.
>>577547370I don't care for the troonshit but the change up in the mechanics and features are interesting to me.
Who are you quoting?
>>577543432They need to fix the fucking aiming while proneit just goes out at a 30 degree angle from your reticle for some reason
Thanks for showing us that meltaguns are shit and we aren't missing anything in Darktide. Fatshark made the right choice.
Thanks for showing us that meltaguns are great and we are missing out in Darktide. Fatshark needs to make the right choice.
So what's even different about void planets?
>>577548016Uh, they're in the void, stupid.
>>577546610Alright ya sold me I'm diving tonight. Can't wait until we get a SEAF surge on a bot world. You know a real fucking faction.
>>577547514YeaI hate those stupid poo poo chicken butts ><
The SEAF update proves that this game works much better as a spectacle that feels dire rather than an actual balanced experience. SEAF should get their own tanks and APCs and operated artillery emplacements that work much more like the bot mortars next.
>>577547991Oopsie triggered the hellbaby. You have to admit that Darktide is the better coop shooter. Denying that is denying reality.
>find mech POI>Mech already swarmed and destroyed by enemies by the time I arriveSasuga Sweden
damn jason arday died
>>577548091I also await the day that SEAF forces are deployed on bot worlds. A lot of us wanted the SEAF fronline experience, and the closest we're going to get is on bot worlds.
>>577548325Y'know someone said the day b4 the 40gay bond dropped we'd get a swarm of 40gay homos flooding the bred.It happened.
>>577548367>find mech POI>use mech to glitch through the bunker door>leave the mech behind
Which is better, the combat hatchet or the machete?
>>577548325>ADMIT MY DOGSHIT DEAD GAME IS GOOD
>>577548543I like the hatchet for squids and machete for bots
>>577548165>this game works much better as a spectacle that feels direThat's a good way to sum it up what I both like and do not like about this game.
>>577548425>drop on d10, seaf surge, base bots >stripped down liberator, peacemaker, frags>B-01 armor>MG support weapon>find as many SEAF as I can and just hold the line wherever it isThis will give me life. When can the zombieslop be over.
Hot shot would be good if IT ACTUALLY HAD MUZZLE VELOCITY OF OTHER LASERS LIKE SICKLE AND TALON. Why tf is it 500 m/s it's almost like a fucking SMG at long range
>>577548165SEAF tanks roaming around would fuck hardThey need to add a trench map and just have a fuck ton of automaton tanks and SEAF tanks doinking each other
>>577548165Let SEAF get into my tank or at least ride along the sides of it. But yea it makes it feel a lot more chaotic and fun with them around. Feels like an actual warzone now.
>>577548543stun baton after they buffed the shit outta it
>>577548325On steam:>darktide>71% positive>7k players>helldivers 2>83% positive>88k playersOkay.
>better spawns and more aggression>heavies don't get trivialized by shitter stratagems like RR>can't cheese reinforcements with orbital niggerpalm Void zombies are just a better version of bugs. If you can't recognize this simple fact, you're a double digiter and most likely have a lot of melanin.
>>577548934>>577548165She will never be with someone like you, you fucking incel.
The necromorhps are OK. I'd like them even more if they didn't glitch through terrain as much.The skyrim giants can go fuck themselves, though. They technically have a weakspot but good luck hitting it since you first have to pop off the helmet with heavy pen and then hit the tiny ass head on top of a spindly fucker that has a super heavy flinch animation that makes it raise its arms to protect its head. I tried the AC and HMGe and both just killed 'em faster with body shots. Also they spawn in insanely high amounts so yay pre-nerf flesh blob experience where at least 3/4 have to pick a loadout to counter one specific enemy or get fucked. Tho you can just outrun them, like always, since they're slow.
>>577548934kys indian
Welp, unless they do a suprise update once we reach the anomaly planet, thats it. This is the whole update>SEAF overhaul>one brand new biome (coral planet)>two new enemies for mindless masses 2.0>some new objectives>new outpost (warpgates)>crossover warbond>new musicThats it
>go back to other squids after new ones>elevated overseer tanks 3 shotgun blasts to the chest while hovering next to me.oh yeah thats why squidfront blows.
>hunkering down in one spot with your SEAF cuties during eradicateso comfy.let the pubbies friendly fire themselves and waste reinforcements but I am staying here.
>>577549103>niggas still struggling with overseersyou love to see it
>>577547263>though from the look of their map it looks to be a bit muchYeah that shit moves at a blistering paceHonestly just tune it out and play for the modifiersThat shit about being a better GW was so false lel
>>577549094We're getting a bit more later onWe still haven't seen whatever that shit is, and we know there is a new "destroy illuminate tadpoles nursery" misison or something like that
>Enjoying BIG boobs is Jeet behavior nowHeh? Did I miss something?
>>577549103Shotguns aren't very good against mindless masses because most of them can't stagger overseers and/or aren't accurate enough to kill elevated overseers and watchers.
>>577548845>This will give me life.Helldivers! Congratulations on assisting SEAF forces in the attack on planet Fucknutgistan! With this planet now under Super Earth control, SEAF forces can take their much deserved and needed rest since the attack began! >Heavy SEAF support no longer present on the campaign map >shelved away with predator swarm and jet brigadeI should stop being so negative. Your idea does sound really fun for an RP lobby though. Just play as a SEAF wherever for as long as possible, fuck the objectives, hold out for the full 40 minutes plus emergency extraction and whoever makes it onto the pelican is the SEAFiest.
slopdivers
>>577549150>kicked for being a camping cuck
>>577549420They're just faggots and trannies, you can ignore them
>>577549420that diver is getting rapedrespectfully.
>>577547169Hopefully the planets will 'close' when the corresponding operation is completed. But once everyone gets outta work I'm sure the pace will pick up over the weekend.
>>577549441t. just outed himself as a shitterMost of the shotguns 2 tap overseers and if you have the sweeper its the best primary weapon in the entire game and its not even close
>>577549372Is there any talk of just allowing the players to construct missions by choosing their own modifiers or are they seemingly dead-set on running it as is?
>Tell SEAFies to follow me>Ping them the enemies to kill>Throw a red strat a bit too close to them>"Incoming!" as they run away from itIt's the best update the game ever had and i won't change my mind
>>577549397>We're getting a bit more later onThis time but actually
>>577549420you missed the part where there is a time to appreciate big boobs and jeets are infamous for perving and trying to be sexual in horrendously inappropriate situations
>>577549494I miss pred swarm so much. The gloom variant is just tedious and forces you to bring flamethrower
What do we think about Orkz?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwXs0hVHTI
>>577549870>there is a time to appreciate big boobs the time to do so is right now
>>577549420@grok give her normal breasts.
>>577549636they were too busy killing each other with sentries lol
Sneak + speed diving is exceptional against squids>stealth armor, go at night>laser+warp/jump>orbital laser+walking>dont even enter in spawn camps, just line up a walking or toss in the orbital >as soon as you toss the stratagem sonic speed to next objective>easily sneak into other objective, squids are fucking blind>clear a map within 10-15 So fucking fun
>>577549961looks coolbetter than the LGBTQCGW+
>>577549690I don't use the sweeper. Also, some are of the shotguns are good against overseers, they just aren't good against elevated overseers or watchers because of the range at which you normally want to hit them. Most of the time you'd be better off with a rifle. That might not be true for the sweeper.
>>577550184why is the CGW troon nowqrd?
>>577550105Sounds boring as shitI wish this game wasn't so easily beaten by throwing red pokeballs at everything
>>577550315tranny discordtranny mod
>>577525047Yes, BUT they should have the factions team up occasionally. Stuff like Jeet brigade + incel corps at the same time, or dig bugs + spore bugs. On a few occasions they've had different subfactions and modifiers present on the same world, but it has been far too rare.
>>577549420taking existing artwork and using slop to add disproportionate breast is very indian behaviourand so is uisng slop to modify the clothes of real people so you can coom see past threads.
Why is there a giant.. EYE.. watching us.
>>577526141What's the deal with all of the watchers on mindless masses?
Plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>577540495Came back from lobby, void illuminate geosurvey has 3 sub objectives though.I mean I guess the difficulty in mission is kinda the same, just harder to fuck up the op so dadgamers rejoice. Less "carry shit slowly" objectives is a-ok in my book, especially some of those fusion batteries, one specific layout is a pain in the ass, so slow.Maybe we get more poi space, I've yet to see that mech one.
>>577550470that's probably the void entrance or event horizon
did they fully remove the stingrays?it was actually cool to dive out of their strafe and light them up to watch them crash into buildings
>>577550608The mech poi might not be in the void, but I've definitely seen it on an automaton planet, so it's on all fronts
>>577550608But the option to have less objectives had always been an option.
>>577550819no I killed one with a bolt pistol earlier today
>>577550552kill yourself O2
>>577550552damn, foids look like this???
>>577550819Stingrays aren't on subfaction planets for some god awful reason anon
