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I'm sorry for yelling, Baker-san. McQueen a cute and a best
I saw on a thread somewhere that Xoguri being renamed from Christmas Oguri is proof that the world government is trying to erase the Crusades from memory and its just like..Why do we have to pretend like these are actual good faith arguments and not the ramblings of complete psychos? Like, why do I have to give people the benefit of the doubt? I don't want to anymore. I hate the internet. But where else would one be
There are so many pace cards with tactweak or shatterproof holy shit
>>577549519What do >we think of Uma mods and why are here so few >>577549674They hate Christ
Gold City feet in my mouth
Umama status? Did she wonnered after talking so much shit these past few weeks?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Tachyon LOVE
What FUCKING track location / distance / surface does Mackie stand an actual chance of winning desu wa~
Let's all be nice on this one, it is Friday after all.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/cKJqnLhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJqnL
>don't really care for finemo but use her card>get spooked by base finemo daily pulling>might as well do a run to get the good ending + archive xp>see her in bloomers and get oneshottedholy fuark...
>anons actually cleat welfare SSRsbut...why?even if they're 99% shit, they could sometimes be useful, and not having them MLB'd is annoying
Is there a way to delete Smart Falcon from my account?
>>577550035Telepathically send her to me
>>577549446>ask slop to make a ffmpeg commandooooooor he could ask it to give him handbrake recommendation, cuz its the thing he already knows and probably used before. asking random people to start using ffmpeg instead of simpler solutions for basic compression is silly.>>577549520not as if the game suddenly becomes unwatchable at those settings. mind you that 4k60 can be as small as a 1080p60 files, it's all a matter of quality(sharpness)/size in the end.>>577549696>with a / between themjust checked on my end, and oh wow, they seriously made it an auto type of deal. I get why, but man that's gay as fuck.>should i have done that this whole time?it's the best of the 3, so yes.
>>577549812>They hate ChristHe was Jewish and he preached love. EVERY person who practices what is currently standard 4chan culture hates him.
>>577549978>see her in bloomers and get oneshottedwhat does this mean, 'get oneshotted'?
>>577549962Ah ESL, no wonder
>>577550180He died, sniped by the Irish royaltyo7
>>577549897She singed ms victoria in discord for us
>>577549897No he lost and had a melty
>>577550089Not reading any of thatBanchou sex
>>577550252o7wish I could pull for Finemo, desu. When does she get added to daily legend races?
>>577549947Summer McQueen is okay for LongBase McQueen is also okay for Long (once Evos come out)Anime McQueen is the cope version for other distances
>>577549674it's not really that complicated, it's just the jewstrannylator is a jew and hates christianity, it's that simplesatan is not censored btw
>I share a birthday with not one but two characters I like
>>577550357Which thread?
>>577550365all i read is "sex"
Fuji Kiseki
>>577550124>he was jewishNext time try to actually read the bible instead of believing what holywoods tell you.Just because someone calls himself the "King of X" doesn't mean he's part of that people. If you knew basic european history you'd know that when someone took power in another country they usually give themselves the title of "King of X" to show their total control over the people. Napoleon did this, and no one is saying he isn't french.
>>577550035This but Curren
>>577550509HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
>>577550457which characters?
It's up!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZBwb3BKPRw
BUY AN AD SEATURD
>>577550089thanks for the perspectivedata storage will get tight eventually and i should learn how to carve these down before i spend for more space with current prices..
>>577550551You are insane.
buy an ad
>>577550682That avatar is disgusting. Why would you watch her over Vivlos?
>>577550682BASED SOVLFUL WIN
You guys think its worth dumping 800 statues to 4 star her just for more consistent auto training?
who is the retarded /vt/ranny >>114136827
>>577550830I wish I was in school where super creek would bully me into playing goo goo babies with her which she would then use as blackmail against me
>>577550972if you're just autoing then no
>>577550674rudolph and operanot the number one favorites but theyre on the list somewhere
Merry Christmas!
>>577550830The gyaru disease will spread. No uma will be spared.
>>577550457>tfw you will never share a birthday or even a zodiac sign with any umas, not even potential south hemisphere oneswhy live
>>577550402Scrubbing JP news, it looks like she's added to dailies around the 2.5th anniversary which is Apr-May 2027I don't have Finemo either unfortunately
>>577550735just don't spam the highest bitrate possible at all time, and regularly clear you recordings(duh).one big issue with shadoo is that it uses (semi)fixed bitrates, bloating file-sizes no matter what. one of the reasons I stopped using it years ago.>>577551069>rudolphWHO!?
>>5775506821. Buy an ad2. Why does she keep getting posted here lately? Is this the new VF/rednu?
>>577551148at least some of them are still alive, and so are you
>>577551148How can you not share zodiac sign with any uma
>>577551387
>>577551193I bask in the same celebration of life as the emporer and the overlordtruly I am blessed
I know I'm a few weeks too early to ask this question, but is Nakayama Festa good for anything meta-wise or is she one of those trainees whose alt is straight up better?
After a while of running her career for parents i started calling Rudolf, Rudy, instead
Twatter can be funny sometimes.
>opera faggotbet he uses GX as well
>>577551247She is an /uma/ approved tuber along with LightBirb
>>577551387now this is a good thread
Brown
>>577550682>>577550851What's up with you guys acting like you hate vtubers so much only to turn around and watch mudhut dwelling poorfags who cant even afford a 150$ live2d avatar?
Have you finished those parents?
>>577551572is that how much it costs to commission one of those things?
>>577551489sprry she's a bum and none of her alts are good either
Overslept CM finals, managed to log in and press race 20 seconds before ending, got infinite loading, thought it's over. It wasn't. Thank you cygames for your jewish calculations of who is winner before the race even begins.
>>577551698A decent one costs over 1000
>Light Hello gives you coinsthis is actually a gaslight
>>577551679I already had ok parents, I don't wanna
>>577551172you're right, fuck
>>577551528lol you hate her retarded forced laugh at everything and you know it.
>>577551915My best run is when she gave me coins 5 times in a row during Junior year
>>577551756they mail you it if you don't watch finals at all as well
Opps i forgot my legend race
maybe it's the circles I move around but it feels like everyone and their mother is shitting umas with 1500+ 600 1200+ 600 1100 stats, mile S and decent skills, this CM seems to have people motivated, once again mile proves why its the best CM
>rainbow crystal soonShould use up my crystals to max out my 2lb Tachyon?
>>577552018they do? So kind of them. So you actually just can to register your team and forget about it?
i want to sex sexpoir city
>>577552147Mile sucks ass but I can at least lose with umas I like
>>577552197getinlinefaggo
>>577552206who are you going with anon? I'm going nishino flower, tamamo cross and rice shower
>>577551950Wow there is nothing to look forward toDo I just mindlessly farm seiun sky stars for the rest if the year?
so...how are those runs with daiichi ruby going? power cards are good, right?
I love Rice
>>577551102All umas should be gyaru, especially hags.
>>577552319Bourbon, Dober and Brian.Brian I'm not sure about yet, it depends on if i can get a setup where I can reliably win Haruten with just stam sparks.
>>577552431>power cards are good, right?Who said this?Like why do you guys make up stuff to reply to, its weird
>>577552147I think the fact that you don't have to either grind parents to mutate your favorite umas or choose from the small pool of umas has a lot more people motivatedMost people should have workable mile parents from previous CMs
How many crystal shards does everyone have?
>gyarus don't you mean gen z? gyarus don't exist in the global version
>>577552591This is what we call "bait" on this site anon
>>577550830>>577551102>>577552541i fucking love gen Zs
>>577551442Thoroughbreds in the Northern Hemisphere are born early in the year to better fit the racing schedule/age restrictions. Also there's some shenanigans involved with mares' breeding seasons and cycles. There are no Capricorn umas and I doubt there ever will be. The closest is Kris S who was born January 21st.
>>5775526631 and 18 shards
>>577552431>runsI am still looping
>>577551387i can see them...
>>577552431i used rice power in my winning copantr too
>>577552418well if you did her legend races, it's only about 65 days. I got lucky in that Sky spooked me, already redeemed Rudolf, and I'm 33 days from redeeming OguriFAT. After her I guess I'll farm Fuji stars until November, then I'll redeem Brian > Hishiama > Taishin until Finemo drops, then redeem Finemo. The things I do for my Irish wife........
>>577552764Settle with chink zodiac and there's 0 chance at not sharing zodiac signs
>>577552678Did someone say bait?
>>577549519what if i want to marry mcqueen
>>577552562yeah careers for some umas make it a bit harder, I'm struggling with rice, can't afford to go overboard with stamina when we have to inflate wit and power
>>577550027someone out there cleated Mabe power SSR. Let that sink in.
>>57755266358 sharts and two selectors. I spent the first crystal and selector on Fine Motion.
>>57755266317 rainbow shards, 5 gold shardsI have 2 rainbow crystals, 0 gold crystals
I think Umas need more shit talk the trainer
>>577552979>tfw ratWhy couldn't get something cool like dragon or tiger. Literally the worst fucking one.
>there are anons that cleated welfare gold ship>+1sp speed card>+3 hints>contains five good skills in the pool
>>577550727I like when tls use this font
>>577553085>Mabe power SSRwhat.......?
>>577553031Brian having to win haruten is pretty rough, Bourbon only needs top 3. I probably just have to buy like corner recovery or something and just take the sp tax.
>>577552979Oh yeah I'm rolling with the BOANE/2001 generation on that one. Feels good. Thanks for reminding me.
maybe I'm just used to mant, but I swear I've gotten like 6 hotspring tickets this past week
>>577549962ugh she's so sexy fuck I wish I was her
>>577553306Rejoice
>>577553287Should have been a male trainer, could have given her the stamp on the marriage form.
>>577553601I only had one and Rudolf was replaced with Neicha
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>>577553639SEXOOOOO
>>577553639She looks sultry every time she smiles at you.
Odds this Bakushin is pacingEvens this Bakushin bakushinsDubs I shit my pants and Bakushin becomes a late surger
>>577553576I'm not a zoomer. Think I'll just stick to regular birthday dates, mine is pretty sweet.
>>577553639Making Ai Chan with her!
>>577553639gen zs look like this?!
>>577552668>>577552748I'm pretty sure they still namedrop 'gyarus' in Jordan's career
what is it with zoomer always running jokes into the ground
>>577554118Idk zhou
>>577553457from my experience, with 470 stam you can get third place, but rice too has to win, so it becomes very impossible
>>577553639so, how long until we get her?next summer right?
>>577553457From experience 520-550 stam is a gamble, 600 stam is a comfy first place
>>577554437Yeah but 600 stam is where I want to end up at the end of the run, not at ~mid point of senior....
>>577553639Jfc they hit bullseye with her. Sucks that it will be years until we get her.
>>577554530Time to overstam and bring full throttle as a benefit of it
Why umas never get anal art?
>>577554654skill issue, I have a lot saved
>>577554654tail+anus+vagina looks weird. normies aren't ready for that.
>>577554413after JP hits EoS
>>577554854Gold City smile in my heart
>>577554654Do Umas shit like humans or do they make those green balls like horses?
>>577554321Rice can win as late with 490-510 stam and 360+ guts if it's not raining but prepare to clock. If it's raining it's over even with a white heal.
>>577554925
>>577554925...so next summer?
pop quiz sovl check
>>577554938why must cyjews hate my cute wife, none of her alts are good either and her career has this that makes her unable to run as ace for mile or sprint properly even if you want to genetically engineer her.
>>577553716This isn't about comfy self insert UmarismWe are doing Uma despair kino
>>577555024hoarding isn't soul
I think I'm going to be sick.
>>577554712why do you keep posting this trash?
>>577555125Uma despair kino can be heightened with romance struggles
So is Grand Masters good at giving stamina?
>>577555024I do have them still but my list is always boiling over, so I'm considering sending them to the farm someday
>>577555310If you bring a stam card :3
>>577555218
>>577555125no no he's right this timeBrian is a hardheaded spoiled little sister typeshe really needed a male trainer to set her straight
>make ace>throw her in with some clankers to test>clanker winsI'm worst at this game than the robot.
>>577555310i will have creek by that point so idc
>>577555317Then you'll make one
>>577555024
>>577555084She has it better than a lot of other umas now that Halloween's unique got buffed to become a speed skill. There is no reason to run base Rice for sprint anymore either, Halloween which doesn't care about Haruten is straight up better for the two G1 sprint tracks.
>>577555228But is there a higher peak of despair than the prospect of not getting laid?
>>577555024>I can suddenly hear millions of voices cry out in terror, desu wa. The damned souls of all those whose lives I gleefully culled in my insatiable greed, calling out, eager to drag me to the deepest pits of hell.
>>577555320You didn't even train them why would you want to keep them?
>Umatism is going to drop to B+ next month Bros...
is turf S only necessary for sprints or is it also a higher priority for mile instead of mile S? i forget
>>577555730You wouldn't get it
>>577555827you dont really need it on any distance
>>577555310No but the speed cap is lower and gains are higher so you only need 2 speed
>>577554321>Rice and Brian both have to win HarutenFUCK THIS GAY EARTH Although I guess for stam 650ish is fine for Mile CMs, it just sucks pumping extra into stam so that you hit 600 by late April of senior year
>>577555827turf S is less useful the longer the track. Dist S is top prio always though
>>577555812How? It only takes like three people wake'n'clanking to stay in A
>>577555812Things will sutely normalize when half TP and double rewards are gone
>>577556087just take some stam sparks and roll high on training
>>577554118I remember yankee with no brim, lived for as long as it got ran down.
>>577556081>speed cap lowerReally? So speed sparks are back on the menu in 3 months?
>>577554937the reason horses make green balls is because they eat grass. Umas eat ningen food so they make ningen shits
>>577554118The younger people are the longer a joke stays funny to them. It's why you have to be careful laughing at little kid's shitty jokes.
>>577555376But Brian already has several other Umas who do that
Everyone's prices is going down except Stego and Tachyon. Just.
>>577555827if you're a frontGOD then terrain S helps you beat everyone else to the view from the lead
>>577556516>stegoBASED>agnesreddit
>>577551387How is this still up?!
>>577556273This specific ytpmv is my only exposure to that meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4yj-IOv958
>>577556664too flat to see from the thumbnail
So how do you feel about the translation after the CEDEC slides?
>>577556664unless we have dedicated jannies, if it doesn't get reported, they don't see it
>>577555585is she really usable? I kind of skipped her because I was planning to buy her with a ticket but ended up buying tama, and I got fucked because there was no voucher thishalf anni and I though there would be
>>577555024That Daiwa was my first 3*. I hope to keep her forever.
>>577556664boobs too small, it's not erotic
>>577556516you could buy more kfc with that money
Seeking the Pearl more like Saying the Slurs
>>577555125>>577553287so far the only decent trainers we've seen in this manga are men, kek
>>577556664
>>577555317uh oh she's acting bratty again
cm18 status?
>>577557143The way Star Blossom Ruby looks at her trainer is kinda hostile. She's definitely going to find a new one.
>>577553349Wait is the memeship speed card good for auto training?
I can hear the giggle. Stego cute.
>>577557143Nah, Saki is fairly decent.Brian is just salty
>>577557429Stego sex
Why are we still stick with only five borrows per day?
>tfw wit proc
>>577557514
how the fuck are people getting 1K+ stamina with just LH and SC?>just get stamina sparks broand fuck my speed and wit?
umama is shitposting in /vm/ now
what inherits does an end xoguri want?
>>577557339>hostileShe rapes her trainer every night...
>>577557671sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>577557689just roll higher bwi
I want to have lates as secondary style, which means I will cope without luxuty cards because I want to skip some main cards too, but I am not sure what to do here.If I skip Dia wit and just borrow her, what will I be missing form the late surger kit?
>>577557713Link?
>>577557671Even men have bigger tits than this how much of a faggot do you have to be to find this attractive
I dont know who that umama is but she should post tits and vegana sir
>>577557948
>>577551387Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>577557948>>2834367
>>577557671STEGO PREGNANCY
We are Rice lovers.
>>577557713So mindbroken from losing CM that he had to migrate
>>577557380its alright but the stat output isnt crazy, still way better than manually using the card since prio doesnt matter
>>577557308end closer sparks are done, now need to get solid mile sparks.
She looks so angry but she's clearly happy she has her KFC
>>577556832She's a generically good pace now that can flex into a front if needed. With evolutions her gold skills become speed skills too. There's a rerun with NY Urara if you really want her.
>>577558078why did I burst out laughing at this
>>577558263She always looks angry.
I like it when this person makes these comics
>>577558295thanks anon, I might go for it then
>>577557562they really should have added guts to skill procc conditionsimagine racing and you're about to lose but then you get a whole anime flashback to your trainer and fellow uma so you push yourself more than the ones that already gave up but not youyou have the guts to push yourself just a litte bit more on the final stretch
>>577558106Fact check: True
>>577558075uhhhhh anon?
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>577558010not as much as you are a nigger to need lumps of fat moving to find a girl attractive you raging homosexual
>>577558263She would look less angry if you gave her dick.
>>577558598Hero!
>>577558439artstyle looks sussy
>>577558616I forgot the basic rule of the internet, you can only find a G.I.R.L online
>>577557881Access to a lot of the best Distance based accelerations and speed boosts that make Lates worth playingClaw Forward, From the Brink, Lightning Surge, Rising Pulse, etc.
>>577558768they're usually black and white, probably still learning how to color
>>577558381Not always.
>>577558151teach me oguri fatwhat unique inherits and skill sparks are you going for?
>>577551387>it's still up MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
