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hi
Say something nice about her and her hard work on this game's localization!
are we all meeting up for an after-concert orgy?
Goldjiro Shipqueen
Cafe love
>>577639403I would
Thanks goldship.
any good looping parent from the event list?
Mayacute
>>577639568the selection is based on rating which means ace decks and no races which means "probably not."
>>577639603jealous..........
>>577639656I would pay for porn of Golshi in that appearance.
Tachyon LOVE
>get a 7 stamina 7 mile parentyeppers i'm done with looping, time for a manual ru-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>577639403want to share a hotel?
>>577639603you aren't meant to dip your pen in the company ink, fellow employee.
LOLOLOLOLOLLOL
>>577639780why would you not center align the text
>>577639343I blame his father
>this thread sucks I'll just watch a youtube video about what supports to use when autoing>average video is 40+ minutes what the fuck
>>577640029global video essay disease
>>577640029>initial stats>friendship bonus>race bonusOwari
>no man to date or give all my love towhy live
>>577640029why would you do that when you can just run 3 cards of whatever stat you want at 1100+, include throne or light hello and fuku and run under 20 G1 races in GL to get an SS rank every time
>tfw I have to put four different uniques on Ayabe this cm Fuck
>>577640179This is the ultimate tourist test, if you don't like yeppers speak you need to fuck off back to x dot com.
>>577640136Don't give up
>>577640278which ones
>>577640179twitter morons complaining about yeppers saying dumb shit or Tamamo talking like a retard are so funny, they're supposed to do so and a plain translation would make them way less appealing
>>577640179>fart fetish artist
>>577640179I'd eat that soup
I wanna try late surgers this cm, what parent deck to use for Ryan?
>>577640179The bigger issue than Zoomer helios is the trannylator taking out Uma and trainer relationship. No wonder yurishit is so rampant on the Global side of the fandom, even for characters who aren't yurishit like Cheval.
>>577639656
does getting SS when clanking even do anything
>>577640416she's such a cunt
>Loop 32>Rerolled 32 times>64 Spechuds>Still don't have any 2* blue 2* mile umastan head-on SpechudAnytime now, surely the next loop is the one
>>577640584same deck you use for everyoneyou're supposed to loop the whites
We could've got far worse. Yeppers is kino and the rest is tolerable
I don't care about the changes in the localization the dialogue is just fucking terribleit's like I'm watching a Nu-Trek show
>>577639343She should blow her head off with a shotgun
>>577640619>even for characters who aren't yurishit like Cheval.bro its because of the anime
>>577640334Budding, Iron, red shift and moving beyond
>>577640620SEXOOOOGOLDEN SEXOOOO
>>577640620Sex with Mackie
>>577640619>bwo didn't watch the animeholy tourist
>>577640702the JP dialogue is the same shit, you just can't read itDigitan saying oshi or gachi is still cringe for people who don't like idol stuff, just like how simp and stan is for people who don't like vtuber culture (which also uses the same slang)
I want to fuck my trainee so much you wouldn't believe it.
WHERE DID MY SPIRIT STAM GO AAAAAAAAA
>>577641083The Dabhy even?
>>577640787good news, moving past and beyond doesn't proc correctly on this track so you don't need it>>577641091>cheeky disorient loop
>>577641058Stan is not vtumor culture.
>>577641150is not cheeky, stop saying cheeky, you can't just use cheeky for everything
>>577640970are you prepared for the consequences of such an act?
>"srdjklthkjhegfjrdgxzfsvrkjhdbre" *dies from simping*>Digital said calmly
I'm tired of having only 5 borrows
>>577641058gachi?!
>>577640305pout...
>>577641058have you considered that digitan is catered toward people who understand those cultures
>>577641251uh oh, anon is having a cheeky melty
>>577641150>don’t need beyond Alright! Only need 3 then, and then a whole slew of skills. Apparently Sturm gives half a length’s worth on the umalator at minimum so it’s semi decent this cm
>>577641334This is literally me
>>577641334sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>577641334
>>577641334I can see her umanko
farm harder danchouwe still have like 2 weeks to go
post something refreshing
>>577641334gross slit
The loopyim have gone insane
>>577641334puffy and kissable
>>577641163I know it comes from kpop but it's the same shit, it's a word idol fans use
>>577641058bwo it's just more than a couple of words I'm talking about her entire dialogue
DO NOT TRUST YOUR EYES AND EARSWE HAVE NEVER SAID “MERI KURISUMASU”WE HAVE ALWAYS CELEBRATED HANUKKAHWE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH UMA X TORENAHELIOS HAS ALWAYS SAID 6-7 DOBER HAS ALWAYS HATED MEN (INCLUDING (YOU))REMEMBER, BIG LOCALIZER IS WATCHING
Post boyumas.
>>5776415326 million fans?! I don't know, seems unrealistic...
>>577641493something refreshing
>>577641493>>577641493
>>577641493
>>577641585>but it's the same shitImagine being so out of touch with your own audience
>>577641493Shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp
>>577641493dozo
>Makes shitty american localizers seetheHow does she do it?
I don't have the courage to interact with an Ardanposter. I feel like if I let my guard down I'd immediately be devoured alive, like with one of those vagina dentata monsters.
>>577641493*glug glug glug glug*PUHHHAAAAAAH-hen
>>577641868Mayano is literally the worst uma ever created
>>577641868Mayano is literally the best uma ever created
Gold City feet in my mouth
do we actually have cygames posters lurking this thread and trying to convince us that the localization is totally fine calling us incels over and over like a looper
Mayano is orange
That's it bros, i'm throwing Suzuka under the bus and gonna use Vodka for next cm
>>577641803too white
>>577641493umapari sweat is refreshing
>>577641891I don't like how you *need* to interact, read: flirt, with every poster
>>577641868Her being horny towards trainer is so ingrained into her character that they can't rewrite around it.
>>577642025what else are they supposed to do? translate?
don't ask any questions if ardanposter were to disappear
That's it bros, i'm throwing Suzuka on my bed and gonna use her flat chest for sexual relief
>>577642016Only good post in this thread
Fuku noooo
>>577641519cute slit>>577642025yes
>>577642179
>>577642179That Valentine's day event is crazy
>>577642179Stop posting pictures of me and my wife, you sick fuck.
>>577642190copacorrect!
Just began looping and already seeing promising beginnings bros.
>>577642179The cock is too big and the guy looks like a 5'3 manlet
>>577642179I should put a coin there
>>577642162
>>577642179please stop posting pictures of me
>hates men, hates heteronormativity, hates whites, hates Christianity>Cygames: YOU'RE HIRED!!
How many days of half TP we have left? I can't see because I'm eternally LOOOPING
>>577642303Pearl a cute
>>577642374Fuck off twitter normalfag we're watching porn here
no horny
>>577641868Explain
mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?umas only see their trainer as a father figure. the age gap and the power dynamic would make anything romantic creepy. only inceIs disagree.
>>577642115Better?
>>577642478It is really difficult to imagine Okabe had a massive cock like that
>>577642339Aren't japanese girls tiny? Ardan's hand must be really small, girly and soft.>tfw no hand measurements
>>577642608too clothed
>>577642489UNDERAGE UMA DRINKING???
>>577642602a man typed this
>>577641718how would you translate oshi and gachi then bwo? simply doing favorite and fan would be a bigger character assassination than having them say simp
>>577642374My hate for Mejiro Ryan is justified
>>577642602tazuna... it's not going to work...
>>577642602Do I really need to post it?
>>57764237912
>>577642136but you're always so cold when i talk to you
Good afternoon my fellow trainers
>>577642602post proof for every other uma
reminder umas are only interested in (You) if you're twice her age.
>>577642763Yes
>>577642602chat does he know
>>577642657How about this
>>577642602Why go for a trainee when there’s a uma hagsume right there?
if you masturbate to art or slop that was made by a man then you're essentially receiving a handjob from them. same premise as masturbating to erotic literature that was written or prompted by a man; it is their figurative hand wrapping around your penis and their fantasy firing your horny neurons.
>>577642808good afternoon to you too
>>577642763post what?
>>577642878SEEEEX HUAAAAAAARRGHHHH SEX
>>577643018okay and? i'm still getting a handjob and cumming, it's a good deal
>>577642907>childhood friend>twice her age??
>>577643018I'm not gonna lie, a handjob from a guy doesn't sound too bad
>>577642962>>577642602
How many races do you guys do on parent runs?
>>577643135HI
>>577642698My brother in Festive holidayman, you don't need to translate oshi just like you don't need to translate yakisoba. It's already part of weeb culture for a couple of years and even if it weren't you can look it up in a second.>"but I don't know what oshi means!" - the hypothetiocal normalfag playing the weeb idol horse galgeWhenever I stumble upon some random jp word I don't know like some new dish I literally just look it up like a normal person would.People playing this kind of game are open to japanese culture after all.
>>577642602did you know that every man desires a mother figure as their wife and every woman desires their fatherlike it's not even incestual shit, it's just natural instinct. men desire good maternal women for their nurturing nature because that's exactly the kind of quality they need to raise their children, that's why they seek feminine and fertile women as their partner.women seek the strength and security that a dad can provide because that's what's necessary to raise their child, that's why they seek out influential and rich men as their partner.this is just common sense.
>>577642975where did the water go
You have earned at least 50M fans for your club so far, right anon...?
>>57764317226-28, usually
if you masturbate to a woman that was seeded by a man then you're essentially receiving a handjob from her father
mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?umas only see their trainer as a baby maker. they size you up before signing the contract to make sure you are capable of giving her lots of children and you will never be allowed anywhere out of her sight. you are an uma cock slave.
>>57764317225G1s, or 24G1 if the uma can't run the sprinters stakesplus any other random race from their career I guess
>>577643125that's how it works these days, catch up, grandpa
>>577642808I.. I can't choose...
>>577642653>hand fetishpotentially the only actual female poster itt.>>577643018I don't think there's a particularly big difference between receiving one from a guy or not.
>>577642796freak…
>>577643262>What if it's more than that?even better.need someone to do that to me
>>577643125I hung out with Bueno's dad (she is still a sperm)
>>577643309>you are an uma cock slaveeroi...
I agree with the Stegofag because Stego is actually pretty cool.
>>577643406don't be mad at me i already have the fineposter mad at me
>>577643259add 100M to that.............but I'll stop and only do ace runs from now on, my club doesn't care and we will derank to A this month so whatever
>>577643259A bit more than that.
Finally ready to start working on Grandparents
>>577643526raping rickey
>>577643526mambwo...
>4.5 anni>have to pull Tama and Tucker because scenario link>have to pull guts Stego because she's the best guts card for a while especially for fronts>pull SiL>have to pull Teio and the hag for the same reason as Tama and Tucker>have to get at least 0LB Bourbon for my fronties>dickpull bue>have to pull Stego for my backliner parents>have to pull Air Groove because she's the medium generalist and the best speed card in the game>have to pull Ebayan and Casino Drive because she's even more important than Ramonu>have to pull speed Tap because she's front Teio speed>have to pull Doto and Tazuna because Doto is the best stam card and you often use 2 stam in your deck nowaaaand now I'm broke, cygames went completely insane with their banner schedule. I'm shocked I can almost pull everything if I'm lucky
>>577643125when he was 2, she was 1, so technically he was twice her age at one point
>>577643261If you ran that in GL doesnt that make your stats bad?
Bwos can someone explain unironically why Yeppers is not meta at next cm?>Determined Descent Skill some people advising to get from Nishino Flower, freeing 1 spot for another support>No Stopping Me!Is it because pace chasers bad now?
>>577642653Hoh?
>>577643705>using gl for parents
>>577643526autisumabwo...
>>577643738her ult is meh
>>577643742>tag yourselfme as rickey
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>577643259Quite a lot more than that actually but I've done nothing but fan runs this month (aside the event runs which I also clanked)
>>577643705You only ever need to hit SS
Good night friends!!!
>>577643742>>577643824I want to be Tarumae
>>577643738yeppersfags are trying to gatekeep their waifu so their wins can be considered "sovl"
>>577643882Thanks mambro
>>577643383>>577643770A couple of years ago a girl asked to compare hand sizes with me and it completely rewired my brain. I could literally bend my fingers over hers.I am a dude obviously.
>>577643738supposedly, nimble isn't consistent for the track layout. hakuraku says pacers are activating at 38% and very late.
>>577643683scenarios are shorter later on. if you're low on carats you can just skip them
>>577643235I don't think influential and rich necessarily applies to those qualities but tall definitely does
What was he thinking at this moment?
>>577643738More so that her unique is not amazing. She can def win you some races though
wahey
>>577643925Good night bwo
>>577643876rapist
>>577643259i almost do nothing but fan runs for my dacchis, so im at 180m for the month thus far
>>577643958are you kidding? being rich and influential is the ultimate expression of power in this world. being tall is just the physical aspect of strength, money and influence is everything else.
>>577643297that's correct, which is why you need to find women who spawned through parthenogenesis
>>577643946>spoilers Ex did the same and she tried to groom me into her type of guy (more forceful, bigger, and very horny). Be careful around women and uma bros-you don’t know what’s gonna happen
>>577643906I know that, the reason I asked because I want to have better blues.
>>577644063>fan runs>instead of loooooopingjesus christ ryandanchou don't be like that think of your gggggparents
>>577644184but my dacchis come first...
>>577643712still waiting for the sequel with magnitude and his cultivated teddy bear
>>577643203you post this as if uma is a niche franchise for hardcore otaku when it has been one of the biggest normalfag hits of this decade in japan>if I don't know a word I'll just look it upyou are really underestimating how stupid the average normie is. despite weeb culture being so prominent lately, words like oshi or gachi are still only known for a small percentage of people, so using their western equivalent alongside them was the better optionwhen global came out and all the hoyosloo streamers were playing it, barely anyone had an idea what idop-related slang like oshi is despite being so common compared to others
You have a casual outfit lobby right?I don't
>>577643951So it's gonna be late surger hell CM>>577643969>>577643819Damn why i rolled her...
Imagine the stench.
>>577644237unironically bricking your account
>>577644252We need to see how JCGC and BCC goes first
>>577643259No fan runs until my Mile parents are done
>>577644237a looped run is 800k, a fan run is 1M...
Can angling work on pace this cm?
>>577643941Sorry gwo I'm an ex Mambwo
how would helios honestly react if i sexually assaulted her after getting tired of her gen Z memes
>>577643235So that's why mommies are so popular?
>>577644417if you manage to run into the lobby with no fronts sure but there's few fronts that are good this CM
>>577644328No because Cafe's casual wasn't implemented.
>>577644369dont worry, i have barely any plats to begin with>>577644394actually around 1.1m, a difference of 300k is not negligible...
My plan for tomorrow>Make a Ryan 3 star with statues>Give a Ryan borrowed summer dobber parrent and some mine (idk maybe Ricky for stats)>Make an insane Vodka (with Ruby card)That's it
>>577644417Yes but I would use another uma as my parent. Maybe Seiun as a GP
We better be getting some money or sp for the leftovers
>>577644332well, no. pacers are viable because they have 3 strong acceleration options (budding blossom, downhill, head-on). all i'm saying is that nimble being underwhelming means yeppers will be underwhelming. if you were to, for example, run triple pace then you can improve your nimble procs but then you are crowding your valid budding blossom positions.
>>577644462WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
i average 1mil/day this montht dancho b+
>>577644417The majority community might be thinking the CM is a pacefest thanks to sloptubers so it's not a bad idea to get angling
G2 Sapporo Kinen today (around 12 hours)
>>577644316>when it has been one of the biggest normalfag hits of this decade in japan>in japanBut that's the thing, we aren't in Japan sadly. Most people playing and staying are weebs in the first place.>you are really underestimating how stupid the average normie is.Sure, but even if they don't get it at first they eventually will after interacting with the fanbase for long enough. That's how idol lingo got into western vtuber fanbases after all.>when global came out and all the hoyosloo streamers were playing itBut those people aren't sticking around. Caring about normalfags is a mistake in my opinion.
>>577643925
>>577644738>shoheihe's fucking everywhere...
>>577644462no. 'mommies' are popular because annoying 16 year olds think that pretending they're into dominant women is the funniest thing in the world. they're FAKE.
I don't know whether to do 2 Pace + End Xog or 2 Fronts + End Xog
>>5776448392 debuffers with speed eater + end xog
If I'm doing Runaway, should I put NSM/Nimble Nav on my normal front runner?
>>577644681This is mine and i'm just common peasant
>>5776448392 debuffers, do you not believe in your xoguri?
>>577639113 >>577639603sex>>577639282sex>577639343buy a fucking ad, filter evader troon
>>577644738and also G1 Prix Jacques le Marois with two JP invaders, Sixpence and Strauss (in around 19 hours)
>>577644918thank you for your service
>>577644328Oguri is coming... I'll get her there with ace runs.Pasa is also around 600 points away, I'm working on a very future ggp so I can looooop her until I get her el pollos hermanos outfit.
Rate my FatguriShe has all required stamina skills, daring strike + wanna win with you + see ya later, and a bunch of random skills I picked because of leftover points
>>577645285Bwo your Mile S...
>>577645285i rate her UF
>>577644839It's probably easier to do 2 pacers. However idk about xoguri without debuffs
Also final question for today from me, if i have this Taiki Can i get to A group? In thread lobbies i getting destroyed for free, but i got to A group with my Rickey without even S medium lmao
>>577645285leap forward / wooby lightning status?
>>577645372Unfortunately I have a curse which only gives me distance sparks on the worst runs
>>577641868Mayano is literally the most average uma ever created
>>577645440yeppers, that one can get you to A finals even if the rest of your team is 2 debuffersget plat? probably not, /uma/ lobbies are always A group finals lobbies
>>577645572
>>577645285she's fineA finals material
>>577644762caring and pandering to normalfags is the main reason to localize something instead of doing a plain translation. if Helios maintained her barely understandable gyaru dialect for example she would not be popular at all among the global audience, but turning her into a zoomer was what made her lovable for people discovering the franchiseas another example, I've heard that fucking uma rap Helios sings blasting from my little sister's phone when she's scroll tiktok, this wouldn't have happened if Helios wasn't a dumb zoomer
now that everyone knows umama is a tranny who is the most desired /uma/poster
>>577645659Heeeeyyy that's enough for meAnd i still making two others characters
>>577645470That is literally me.
>>577645470why do you like this pic so much?
>>577645880>>577645883shut up tranny youre not her you will never be an uma or a woman shut the fuck up
W-wait what do you mean i have on display elementary schooler's shoes????
>>577645440treat thread lobbies as A finals/2nd group A1st day of CM is usually seal clubbing
>>577645285~15% win-rate, ~28% if you run double-debuff.
>>577645883she's so fucking hot and tight and soft it is literally me
>>577645687
Why yes, i have on display elementary schooler's shoes
i do more than shrimply display them.
>>577645687I like the hons
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/XM9o2H>https://jiggie.fun/XM9o2Hhttps://jiggie.fun/XM9o2H>https://jiggie.fun/XM9o2Hhttps://jiggie.fun/XM9o2H
>>577646204
>>577646196>it is literally mepost a pic of you deadlifting 250 kg like bue
>>577646404a pic of you deadlifting 250 kg like bue
Hmmm
>>577646390
>>577645798I'm merely talking about some nouns, I'm not claiming there's a better way to convey gyaru speak or Tohoku-ben to a westerner. I just think changing things for change's sake, when there's no need to, detracts from the product.Like changing how an uma refers to her trainer just to cater to arbitrary american sensibilities for example.
every day I'm thankful I got spooked by DotoI don't use her much, never used her in CM, barely trained herbut I love seeing her fat tits on my home screen lobby
>>577646581Why is Brian the older one here?
kissies?
i knew all you doto posters were posers.same with the mambo posters.
>>577646581I am fond of these cosplay horses
>>577646581
>>577646465good girl
I want to make Super Creek Super Pregnant
>>577646732ok brickedcucked hayashi
>>577646853
>>577646629I gonna watch on Inari One tits soonbut i will use her a lot
>>577646629Imagine the sloppy, clumsy, hours long rimzuri sessions.
>>577647008
teio is so ugly
Reminder that Akebono is an architect and wants you fat
teuo is so sexy
>>577642907>entering my mid 30suh oh
>>577647118Nobody says this
hellohow do i play grand live?i've done a few runs but still dont get it desuunity was easy to understand, not this
>>577642907Junior division, here I come!
>>577647273.................
>>577647202
>>577642907all the trainers are canonically in their early 20s unc
>>577646694isn't it because even his caretakers said teio acted like a brat who knew rudolf was his dad?
>>577647349buy as many songs as you canthere
I'm still bitter about not getting Doto on her banner, fuck you if you managed to get Doto
I forgot Finemo has Determined Descent as her other gold to go with Speed Star. Now I don't know what I borrow for her...I guess Taiki speed? She'll need 3 speed regardless and no way I'm borrowing an ass card like Daiwa power.
>>577647413who said we are talking about the in-game trainers...?
>>577647008they cooked too well
>>577647202>>577647392
>>577647504more like FINE SEX>>577647514shut the fuck up gosling cuck and go back to /v/
>>577647504Yeah mile maven is good
>>577642907So I can only get with Sweepy or Nishino?
>>577647514>>577647008>skip tierlol
I keep my CM umas but sometimes I make multiple contenders for my finals team. Some of them flounder and I get rid of them, while some do really well but just aren't the ones who make the cut. For those of you who also keep their CM team and also make more than 3, do you keep the others around too? Here I'd be fine getting rid of the poorer performing Rickey, but both Xoggers did well in rounds.
>>577647674Bros can you give me channel of this retard? I forget it
>>577639343>her
>>577647572She's lovely, I slightly regret not pulling on the wedding banner, but one day, that alt will spook me.>>577647641Sounds good, just need to get a mile grandparent and a solid mile parent set up for her before I start testing some runs.
>>577647674Roll with your dick, not your brain, that's how it goes with Trainees
>>577647674Sovless post, you're supposed to pull characters that you like and make them happy
>>577647782oyakadon doujin with Rulership and Air Groove when?
>>577647674>sloptuber
>>577647702Keeping CM umas is a matter of sentiment in the first place, so I keep any that I like even if they did not perform greatIf your heart wants to keep both Xoggers, your veterans box will survive with one less slot
JUST GIVE ME 3-END CLOSER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, YOU FUCKING CLANKER.AHHHHHHHHH
>>577647914anyone else kind of want those heels or is it just me haha...
>play front>enemy has a suzukawhy is front such a cucked position?
>hrt henry
>>577647008awooga
THEY JUST KEEP COMING TODAYGot 4 good parents today, 1 9* blue with 80% of the skills retards spend weeks looping for, 2 9* blue 3 dirt mutator/auto affinity maxxers and now my 2nd GL 3 stamCrazy how you can spend weeks without getting any good shit then everything drops all at once
>>577647674>NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T ROLL FOR THE CHARACTERS YOU LIKE!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST USE ALL YOUR RESOURCES FOR META TO WIN 1/50 OF THEM BACK BY WINNNING CM FINALS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnah
I want to have raw, passionate sex with Sirius Symboli
>>577647504Borrowing Taiki is very smoothbrained, you should have speed cards.You can borrow Mambo wit for "It's On!" or Festa for the secret OP "Nothing Ventured".
>>577641297you greedy, ungrateful NIGGERwhy don't you shut the fuck up instead? 5 borrows is a massive improvement. Selfish cunt
>>577644075in terms of raising kids properly influential and rich are probably negative modifiers
>>577646926That’s what she wants after all.
what if I raped oguri
>>577648126Who?
>retards giving other retards adviceI can't believe we've gotten to the point where people that play the game don't post here anymore
>>577648596Play the game? Brother I am auto looping on cooldown
>>577648323>>577648459>>577648538
>me? Giving right adivce? >Nah i better say every other advice is wrong
>>577648775die troon
>>577648596Can you point these retards out please
>>577648402>you'd be stupid to borrow a good speed card with lots of useful hints and a strong gold>you should, instead, spend your borrow on a roamer with a gimmicky unique effect that has a worse gold and no useful hints for your stylethe irish are known for their intellect.
>>577646926be careful what you wish for...
>>577648126Got his ass
Maybe just relax a bit and stop insulting everyone?
DOTO NYOOO!my bottles of milk!
>>577648806I’m 100% male, a man, a person of the XY persuasions. The fuck you talking about
>>577648953kill yourself
>>577645607she actually is
>>577648953preach sis
when is it gonna be MY turn to have random 30 year old chuds get unreasonably mad at me for no real reason...
>>577648953mirako rape
>>577649042>>577648538
>>577649121>they're even clanking their manual runs
7 and I rape the next anon that posts
>>577649150Just post filly butts, people get real worked up over that
ME
is there a max amount of carats you can get while autotraining?
>>577649092Nta but the gosling meme is fucking lowkey corny
>>577648860mile maven is not that goodthe track ends on a long straight, carryover speed and late skills are more valuable
>>577649270
>>577646581>triple crown winner>none of his progeny won a graded raceTruly the worst sire of the triple crown winners.
>>577649391200 during double reward for all career runs
Nice TT slop
theres lots of umamusumes who want to run long distance and have to settle for shorti wish there was some who want to run short but are only good at long
>>577649446>corny Well I was born on the cob
>>577649498He had like two years of breeding before death in the era of Sundayman
>>577649382h--hot
Deleting F*lco from my account for showing up during my Pearl pulls.
>>577649498that's why you always eat your veggies
>>577649497wait when did we get to see anime natie belly
Do you even lift?
>>577647674I roll on good cards specifically so i can run whoever i want in cm
>>577650108Season 3 Episode 2
FIXED
>>577650108with his third eye
Mid month club check, /uma/.Clubs seem to have stabilized by now.
How do you handle being harshly rejected?
>>577650363sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>577650057>>577650363Breeding sex with the entire shinbori family.
>>577650314>>577650249
>>577650363LUNA SEXOOO
>>577650459I never asked a girl out
>>577650419jesus christ what happened to autis/uma/
>>577650459You don't
>>577650419>Uma&Co is going to rape /uma/clubThis is hilarious
>>577650459You grow up a pair
>>577649496I do have MLB Tachyon and 3LB Kita, I'm tempted in the Festa "Nothing Ventured" path and just use Sweepy as a third speed, I'll just really need to make sure I can hit some stamina sparks soon.
>>577650419>the general can still only manage a singular S-rank or above clubdiscord is laughing at us.
>>577650459I personally try to forget it. Many ways to do such a thing, I for one like to spend time with my tomodachis to achieve that.
>>577650459I was too retarded to attempt romantic endeavors when I was in school, at some point after I decided to just abandon pursuing Romantic Love with 3D beingsBasically I never was in a situation to get rejected in the first place
>>577650459accept the pain. life is suffering but that doesn't mean you stop living or trying.
>>577650419Thanks for doing this, it’s much neater than when I did
>>577650419So there is only one Fuku now?
Which of the two has the bigger head?
>>577651037It will always be Biwa so as to keep the joke going
>>577650459do something you're good at to build your self-esteem back up and put some distance between you and the problem. personally, I recommend fucking a boy in the ass that always works for me.
>>577651009None soon
>>577650263why is she looking at me like that...
>>577650419Whats your endgame with the ranking number? Sowing more drama, you faggot?
>>577651246
>>577651269It’s a number calm down lil bwo
>>577650419>ranking addedThis does not look good for my club...
>>577651179Dyslexic bwo...
>>577651246She knows she can easily overpower you and rape you.
>>577651037
>>577650751you wish lol
>>577651037it's like a pair of planets about to collide...
I forgot to do my Nishino runs yesterday...
>>577651336no, fuck you.
>>577651269{club}bro...
>>577650419>made podiumim so proud
>>577650459Like a CM loss, you get over it and go next
>>577651324my bratty onahole
>>577651037Brian has a bigger head up her shoulders but Pearl has the bigger head inside her my penis
>>577649121what tool?
>>577651374>number one rapist
>>577651239Don't say that...
>>577650363out of all umas to be ethots, kaichou wouldn't be in the top half
>>577649496>mile maven is not that goodanon, please, i'm not someone you can gaslight.>le track layoutfinishing velocity has grown more important because accels are more accessible but you still need to hit your accels and, for pacers especially, that means ensuring your positioning. risky business is whatever it wants to be on that seed, productive plan in conjunction with your uma stan means you've disabled half of position-keep. these two skills are incomparable.this is, again, only talking about the gold skills offered by the cards. we're not even talking about how absolute shit festa wit is as an actual card.
Epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi and Tacto
>done autoing, assigning skills>almost done>accidentally hit reset
>>577650459i'm subhuman, maybe even autistic. certainly defective. accepted it by this point.
>>577651691yeah that button needs a confirmation dialogue
>>577651424more like this?
>>577651687takuto...
>>577651597chode bwo...
My Flower does nothing but lose. How to fix her?
>>577651690what a fuarking hero
>>577651827
>>577651687Other Cesariolings when? We need them so we can put the Groovelings in their place.
>>577650419good raping nonnies!
>>577652030You uninstall because you aren't going to win with any other Uma either
>>577652030probably just a bad luck streak
>>577652030Falls short of the Power threshold even on Great mood
>>577652084Both Saturnalia and Leontes have gen mates in the game already so its a matter of time
>>577651635>>577652153lots of sex after we eat meat
>>577652030You install hachimi, you load the race parser then shove race results into the analyzer to see if you're understammed or if you're running against autists that have 2k extra rating
>>577652153my bancho can't be this cute!
>>577652041surprised how much I like pearl. I figured she would be annoying or something based on her lack of popularity but I guess that's due to shallower reasoning.
>>577652030it looks decent. i haven't looked into stamina requirements but is it possible your hp/spurt-rate is compromised?
pace on my chase
>>577652030you could borrow taiki for mile maven. Also if you notice your flower is often falling behind the pack at the start due to heavy pace chaser lobbies, try adding either uma stan, groundwork or even shrewd step
>>577651827I don't get it
>>577652487
>>577652181>>577652214Alright.>>577652295Even with double circle firm?>>577652414Thought standard would bring her up enough, maybe it didn't.
>shrewd step shilling STILLlmao
>>577652549These kinds of panties are kinda slutty
>>577652624if that's the case then he should definitely run a suzuka as trying to run gw you'll run into pdm which is fucking aids
>>577652624Will run more rooms today and make note of the start.
MY FUARKING HERO
>>577652298Hopefully they add World Premiere too so he welcome his son into the game.
>3DPD troonno thank you
>>577652704I'm not versed on asian people, but these look like men to me
sexpoir slutty
5 turns in y3 of neither kita nor tach showing up on speeda single NN wit rainbow in that time too
>>577652885so tru>>577652810my fuarking paizuri hero!
>4 SSRs + LH>Tachyon finishes>Creek, Kita and Mr. Cock and Balls don't+2 chain by the way
>>577652662i'm looking through haku and there are pacers with comparable HP holding high-WRs, for what that's worth.if she hits budding then she should be very competitive. if you are noticing that you hit budding and it's not even close then it must be a spurt issue cause nothing else makes sense. if you're missing out on budding often then that's obviously a problem.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>577652662Greens don’t contribute to stat thresholds
I still think about that race
is triple front strat a bad choice this cm? should I build triple pacers or 2front 1pace?
>>577652704There's got to be a completely sensible and reliable use of shrewd step in early race, no?
>>577653147agreed
>>577653238Triple front is asking to lose
>>577653237perhaps brown could be beneficial.
>>577653425Many people are saying this
>>577653238big nig suzuka seems to be gaining some traction for this cm which means regular fronts are going to have a bad time. the counter to the counter-strat is putting budding blossom on your fronts.
>>577653425Perhaps..
Why do many umas drag the trainer to an isolated beach during the night?
>>577653425nobody says this
>>577653320Pretty sure this is some troon shit
>>577653506Watching fireworks alone at night == marriage
>>577653412it's so fucked up how tiny she is. mini gyaru
>>577653506in case their confession goes badly. no body no crime.
>>577653680You'll never guess who is posting these
Banchou LUST
>>577653745Any uma over five foot is too tall.
>>577653745can lift and bend that lil midget over EVERYTHING and hug her everywhere
I did Rudolf's career for the first time, and I cant place why but I just don't like her, at least not anywhere near how much I thought I would.
>>577653147ja
>>577653865Banchou glue actually
How "safe" is this?
>>577653745>>577653883Imagine the density.
>>577653745She’s legitimately half a meter shorter than meThat’s so fucking hot
>>577653680The chin didnt give it away?
>>577653883
>>577653506No witnesses.So they can confess properly.Followed by the trainer being raped.
>>577653609I fold to this uma so fast
>>577654118I need to be spooked by this psycho next time I uma roll....
>>577654003it's reliable.how consistent do you find playtime's over/see ya later or slipstream? how much more consistent do you think either of these skills would be if the "following" condition was cut by 66%?
>>577653978Tragic stuff lad
>>577654107Not really because asian chins are so weak they're too feminine at their most masculine
>>577654262sounds pretty good to me, thanks anon
HOEH! T-this is enough stamina right?>moxieI did not have anything else to buy I also got glittering brick >taiki-maruzensky-bourbon don't finish the chains-shut up! I'm never gonna get groundwork and mile S at the same time again
Huh, didnt realize this could happen on the same turn>>577654275We simply go again
Cute birb
>>577653978>dedicate an entire borrow to a power card>it destroys your speed production>your stamina and power are the same as if you didn't run itlol
>>577653506it's a pretty common spot for love confessions in romance novels and manga
>>577654357remove that ugly uma on the middle left
>>577650419*coughs blood* we did it mambgwos...
>>577654347that stamina is slightly risky so honestly moxie wasnt a bad calllooks pretty solid anon, just be warned front performance in rooms has been pretty grim
>>577650314holy moly
Syrius Symboli when?
>>577654471the 0 speed rainbows in half of y3 is what killed the speed generation a lot more than borrowing Ruby
>>577654496DONT DIE ON ME JUST MAMBWO!
>>577654502moxie only procs at the end I don't think it helps much...
>>577654527
should i dive into making my cm direct parents now?shame about the blue and 1* umastan though...
>>577653883>>577654057she's so unbelievably erotic it's insane. I already thought her personality was pretty cute but this gyalu has inspired a lot of impure thoughts in me lately
>>577650419Holy fuck mambo actually came back?
>>577654542what if i were to tell you that having a third speed card could have meant those rainbows appearing and/or that your speed clicks prior to senior year would have amounted to near-cap?
i like oomers
>>577654639Arigato
>>577654680>cute as hell>cute va with a 10/10 background story>great voice
>>577654761yeah the third speed card would have convinced the other two speed cards to not ghost me, sure
>>577654491
Hope everyone is building parents for End Oguri on 2200m Kyoto.... it looks like you can run After-School stroll as the 3rd recovery and it hits right on the downhill (at least in the simulator); then Triple 7s becomes your 4th backup recovery in case you whiff
ugh.
>>577654993>ugly offmodel artAs expected from you
>>577654496>we6 of you did
>>577654781They don’t call her GrASS Wonder for nothing!
>>577654205she's not psycho...
>>577655051
7 days till TactBros Live or Die (Again)
>>577655107her grass makes me wonder
>>577655013>it truly never endsowari da.
>>577655173>230x350
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING ANNOYING TO TRAIN>needs SEVEN end sparks>but still obviously needs mile S>needs TWO recovery moves not native to her kit>also wants a plethora of moves when the 3 core speed cards provide 0 end closer skills>CB wit NEEDS to finish chain or instant-glue>ruby NEEDS to finish chain or instant-glue>speaking of CB/ruby, ruby causes you to try to make a retard with 1 wit card or agonizing 2 speed only runsare you guys SURE this shit is worth it?
all umas are mentally stable princesses.
>>577655136Those eyes tell a very different story....
>>577655280Witgod told you it's annoying to build bro, it's not worth it.
>>577655280>15% speed-growth uma>3speed deckanon, you must trust the slot-machine.
>>577655013All of that just to try to match a simple Dauntless+Latch On+Pump from Camping Dobber
>>577655280The fewer hogs in lobbies the better.
>>577655457You guys have been trying to gas up camping dober ever since her releaseI've literally never seen one do anything
>>577655397
>>577655280just do 2 speed you'll be fine with 1400
>>577655280if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen
>>577640226>>577640620Nobody dances like this.
>>577655235
>>577655093Hey now! Most Mambros do at minimum 2mill a day on average! Thats A+ fan output!
This is the giga-cope backup option right?Like it will always go off uber-late but better than nothing, yeah?
rampart avatarfagging happening by V in this thread
>>577655560Cute
>>577655640>nobody has danced to him like thisHaha virgin I bet you win Virgo cup every day haha because you can't get laid haha
>>577655515Just go to public rooms. It's Camping Dober every where
>>577655189Mistery niggas?
>my trainer is spending his Saturday night alone. again.
>>577655768The daily average to keep A+ is around 120 mil, or 4 mil/day per member. 2 mil is like A/B+ output, might change next month however.
>>577655189Liberty trainee will happen before Tact at this point
We need a gyaru that is 6ft tall
>>577654889I struggled even breaking 1400 speed on MLB Tachyon and 3LB Kita when building hog, and I've seen people hit cap on her on just those because my cards love to fuck off a lot. I even did a manual Bakushin run for the sprint aptitude test because no auto run I was doing had sprint umas and it was an attempt for trying to improve her for TT. I ran Tachyon, Kita and speed Teio for Gale.Never had a triple rainbow and only had 4 double rainbows that whole run, fell under even getting a 1400 speed Bakushin lmao. Some runs you hit, but you can really low roll and get garbage like I did that run.
>>577656136Yeah it's all gambling. You can def hit 1.5k+ with just 2 speed cards on 10% growths. I just got unlucky
>look at skills in the DB>Hishi Akebono unique has the same values as Christmas Oguri without the stam requirementWhy nobody use beeg horse
Need to smooch Kawakami's forehead
>>577656020And you're not keeping him company? No wonder he has sex with other trainees
>>577656092Palmer should've been taller.
>>577656030Cute banchud
>>577655845for xogger or in general? it's a waste of points either way
>>577655457>Latch OnI mistook for Leap Foward kek
Would you guys train an NPC umamusume
>>577656248Anon...
>>577639975Cute! I added her to my TT and doing parent runs with her, but its taking forever.
>>577651690stupid inspiring sexy pearlSTOP POSTING PROPAGANDA GODDAMNIT
i dont have camping dobah...
>>577656248Read her unique again but slowly this time
>>577656510
>Yeppers has race in august What everything you need to know about yeppers
>>577656492I don’t get it
>>577656452Every day, I wish they implemented a game mode for that, even if it's pve only
>>577655945nyes>>577656080>Dura>TaihoI mean...
>>577654502I just tried my falco in a room anon and it's super grim, you're right... I literally hit everything, A&S with Curvature carryover, my meme debuffer fired dominator and nishino still beat me
>>577655845it's a fine backup, often times the only backup available. the reliability of it depends on too many things to speak on but it is, generally, worth taking.>it will always go off uber-lateagain, not necessarily. even in a situation where shake it out procs instantly, you'll have forfeited two strengths of festive miracle: 1) the carryover 2) the HP, assuming you were relying upon the heals. losing the carryover is very impactful if you had overtake conditionals on other abilities (think leap forward) and it means festive is just a 30% accel which is still good but not special.
>>577656452Yeah I love useless losers
>>577656678frontbros...
>>577656252
>>577650419>>577650419>ExcelUma is fullBASED DANCHOU BASED
>>577656048I genuinely think you're the ESL one
>>577656608Well, she doesn't like soup
how do I stop my trainee from using my clothes?
>>577656608>He thinks its a problem
>>577656728NatieTore...
>>577650419wonder what rank Mambo would be if they still had their top goy
>>577656815impregnate her so she can't fit in anything
>>577652810based robroyfag
>>577656678>>577656741My Suzuka sucks too, it's imposible to win without tons of "waste a lot of stam to speed up" skills And even then you probably will lose
>>577650419DacchiGODS
>>577656815Unsure. I replaced the lock on my door and she just broke in anyways and stole a pile of my used laundry.
>>577652704>shrewd step shilling STILLTry saying this 10 times fast
PLAY THE GAME IN SPANISH IF YOU WANT GOOD TRANSLATIONS MEXIKINO LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>577656923He's kissing the wall in /jew/ club so who cares
>>577657180this princess has piercing eyes...what does she see...
>>577657121is fuji kiseki your trainee by any chance?
>>577656052>2 mil is like A/B+ outputlol
>>577655910:,)
>>577650419>there are 24 /uma/ clubs>only ever hear about three or four of themare they attention whores or are the other 20 clubs using discord?
Name a more cucked person than a frontrunner player
>>577657221I can't wait to see the Spanish translator's TEDtalk on why everyone had to have a sombrero.
>>577657221Latam having more respect towards media from Nihon is one of the funniest things to think about.
>>577657418Bricked (as a collective)
>>577657418i call them froid ploids
>>577657418umam- ..oh
>>577657328The ones you hear about are the discord ones
>>577657042But witgod said you could win with fronts... it was supposed to be milekino...
>>577657387this but my smooch is on her fat chest
>>577657240what indeed?
>a thousand loopas later and still no decent full throttle spark
>>577657495she's the one doing the cucking thougheverbeit
>>577657583You probably can, you just need to have all needed whites (and stats, and mile s ofc)
>3* stam with gw>"oh wow cool haha let me reroll for fun">"..."
>>577657649against whom?
men…
>>577657660hmmmm yes i think i wont run fronts this time
>>577657583>But witgod said you could win with frontsno he didn't?he also said they're dying out
>>577657592
>>577657735I will try to do late Vodka instead of Suzuka and will check how it goes
>>577657729They only think of themselves…
Another glue Brian run. Wouldve been good enough if NN finished her chain and i didnt get cucked by song rng in early y3 so i ended up with only 30% TE bonus. I'll get a good ace eventually.
gold city ear in my throat
>falco protagonist scenario>all fronts + tachyon as main characters>people hyped it up as "oonige: the scenario" pre-launch>fronts are in their worst state in the history of the global server and are en-route to extinction until LoH
What if she used feng shui as a excuse to rape the trainer?
glad I became a frontGOD after the metafagging stoppedimagine being a paceNPC
did any sloptuber win CM without using XOguri or debuffers
Does wit god says then Fronts are going to be better? Like in a year, two? Or they are forever bad?
>>577658021rickey is too friendly to rape, it just doesn't fitshe would happily sex her trainer of course but in a way that would make him happy/enjoy himself
what if moid kissed foid
>>577658021Feng Shui isn’t real so she would just be committing a felony.
>>577658132they were undisputed meta for like the past year
I fell for the SMaru SSR gaslight... I should have mutated my fronts to pace for this scenario
Is this actually reliable or pure cope?https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator
>>577657441Cartoons and videogames that aren't sports related are deemed childish. The monetary value in providing Japanese media into Spanish is not there despite latam having a giant culture for such things. Brazil especially is harsh on people who own anything Nintendo related that is under 13. No corporations meddling in anything. Because they wont make money off it. Because latam pirates media anyway. Everything is always a fan translation. When Danganronpa was popular and had new anime out. Spanish was the first to hit before English because of delays. And the Spanish version was all fan subs.
>>577658256retard
>>577658096/ourgirl/ won with fuckin' gold city (but one deboofer)
>>577658231I havent played in past year bwoWhen they going to be better again bwo?
Frank Front
>>577658145hmm…
>game for sad lonely men>every character is a IesbianWHY?
>>577658313LolLmaoJokes aside they'll stay be stronger with the powercreep umas (eg kita blanco) and wit bourbon
I think toid and umoid look cute together
I miss when this thread made tier lists for CMsand gaslight charts tooNo fucking wonder everyone here watches sloptubers now, where else are we going to get our info?
Ez
>>577658478Made irrelevant by hakuraku
>>577658256I wish the game was this generous.
>>577658461HOLY, but i dont see nothing in her kit that says "you wont lose at last spurt"
no one cares about your pulling sim brokies
Yukino “Yeppers” Bijin
>>577658454>game for sad lonely menIt is not. You must be thinking of games like Zenless zone zero, brown dust 2, or NikkeUma musume: Pretty derby is for horse racing enthusiasts with a soft spot for sports/isekai anime on the side. Adult relations between the player's self-insert and their uma are discouraged DIRECTLY by cygames.
>>577657249She wouldn't do that...
>>577658660wit bourbon doesnt help with that too, you dont need gold groundwork, you need something like angling in scheming but gold version idk
Yukino “At Soup” Bijin
THE IMAGE LIMIT
It's time to uninstall.
>>577658762>he replied to the bait copypasta
>>577658824>wit bourbon doesnt help with that tooholy retard
I will keep frontrunners alive
>>577658883a "copypasta" can be 12 words? You might as well type it yourself at that point. That's a sentence.
>>577658660Her unique is CURRENT speed and accel late race.Also the final spurt is where fronts are designed to be the weakest. There's skills you can get/inherit like Barcarole to get some late race velocity but the whole gimmick of fronts is to build an insurmountable lead, not have super high late race velocity.
any jiggies up rn?
oh no no no loopkeks on suicide watch
>>577658891Explain, how golden groundwork helps? I dont know
loopsissies...
>>577658256200 pulls no Ruby, looks like it's working as intended
>>577658891No, he's rightGold goundwork will not save fronts from their current problem of A&S just being too weak of an accel compared to the 15 accels every other runner type are now firing off
>>577659024>a final-straight velocity skill is lackluster on a track where straight accels have some valueWOAH
Open League is peaceful.I'll stay there.
>>577659192
>Open game>Loop>Close game
>>577659192they just needed to give fronts a phase_firsthalf_random==2 but cygames (appropriately) hate frontkeks.
>>577658256I hate this fucking thing because NEVER has my pull luck been even half as good as these simulators suggest it should be. My 200 pulls on the Ruby banner got me two Rubies and three other SSRs of no real use. And that isn't even that bad compared to some of my other support banner luck.
>they're wasting their luck on a simulator
>open your asshole>take a big shit in it>leave
>>577659275But Open League is for quitters
>>577658935No you won't, you'll just post and never actually share your resultsJust like the people who insisted they're going to use seeking the pearl Just like all the people insisting they're going to use manhattan cafe when she came out (LMAO Remember all of those retards?)Just like all the people insisting they're going to "save" frontsYou won't post shit
>you need gold groundwork so you can outrun others fronts>everyone gonna use it>so basically nothing will change
>>577658935No I will
>>577659445Why are you shitting in your own asshole?
using seeking the pearl rn ask me anything
>>577658985it's a copypasta because it gets reposted with the exact same words and formatting
>>577659654>ESL
>>577659660How girthy is your shlong?
>>577659023ctrl-f "jigg"
>>577659614The only winning move is to invest in Lates
>>577658256it has identical rates to the ingame gacha system, so yeah it's "reliable" meaning it's just as RNG hell as Uma Musume gacha is. Sometimes you'll MLB a card in 100 pulls, other times you go 600 pulls without seeing a single SSR.
>>577659852>>577659852>>577659852>>577659852
>>577659549>No you won't.Do not doubt me, begone foul demon.>>577659631I don't recall posting this but I'm glad I did.
>daiichi ruby power doesn't even have a hint or random event for leap forward, it's event chain finish or bust which makes it a trash clanking cardthis thing truly does suck.
>>577659660did you find the pearl?
>>577655280>but still obviously needs mile SIf you get 1600 speed + greens she probably doesn't honestly>also wants a plethora of moves when the 3 core speed cards provide 0 end closer skillsYou can take speed sparks since she needs much less stam, so you can high roll speed with 2 speed cards
>>577659785your falco is missing gold skills
