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I still like the SEAF OPs Edition
>Previous
>>577649552

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo
Aug 12 Patch 7.0 Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71Vjo
Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY
Aug 12 PS+ Game Catalog https://blog.playstation.com/2026/08/12/helldivers-2-joins-playstation-plus-game-catalog-today-devoid-of-liberty-update-out-now/
Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0
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>>577718841
SEEEXOOOO
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SEAFies are built for brawnydiver rape
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>>577718841
Now give him a bulge.
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>>577719197
not everyone here is a faggot
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This is the thread
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>>577719340
It sure is
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Things seem to be in an upward motion.
Are we back?
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This is the man who made the 40k warbond, apologize to him
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>>577719542
I love Robutt
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>doomsissy thread ignored
hdg is healing...
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AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:

[Intro]
Freedom must reign over every last star
Through citizen's blood spilled in our righteous wars
Honor their deaths, do your parts for the cause

[Verse 1]
Steadfast support of our regime
Is how humankind will reign supreme
No questions or doubts shall be allowed
Traitors will all be disavowed
[Chorus]
Managed democracy is the true path
All who resist it shall suffer our wrath
White, yellow, blue, flying on all the worlds
Justice and hope are forever unfurled

[Verse 2]
Our way of life, galaxy-wide
Paved with the skulls of those who've died
Unslakable tide of Super Earth pride
A torrent that can't be satisfied
We sacrifice for paradise
Anything less will not suffice
Citizens rise, liberty rise
Super Earth, rise up to the skies

[Outro]
Stay free!
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>>577719717
hopesissies may have won the battle, but not the war...
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It's just getting started status?
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Bwos... I think we can actually complete Senge 23
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>>577719340
PLEASE FUCKING STOP
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>>577719542
>>577719708
where can I buy this?
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>>577719234
But a majority is.
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>>577719829
ive been running a genocide simulator on that planet for the past 24 hours. We better complete it.
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>>577719542
>>577719708
>>577719878
I MEANT TO REPLY THE THE FUCKING AVATAR POSTER FUCK
STOP FUCKING STOP STOP STOP
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>>577719753
we'll see when we finally get the cultist reveal on the anomaly.
we'll see.
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>>577719939
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>>577719953
Me too, feels great
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>giving it (you)'s instead of reporting
Brownest general.
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>>577719878
>>577719974
lmao
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>>577720076
Whats your load out? I cant seem to breach 1k.
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kill all aijeets
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https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg
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Why the fuck did they just wipe out all my loadouts?
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242309001891/76561198126520852
Lobby!
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>1500SC warbond
>No True Grit armor in superstore
Pay to win bullshit fuck you arrowniggers
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>>577719829
>send gay
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>>577720345
FVLL, ALIVE GAME.
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>>577720171
Beltfed Grenade launcher
MG and Gattling sentries
Eagle Napalm
The rest is unimportant, just bring a fast weapon like an SMG to kill stragglers up close.

The key is to go on D6, complete the mission fast, call extraction, do not enter Pelican1, and farm waves of voteless until the mission timer runs out. Sometimes you dont get waves at extraction though, is kinda random.
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>>577720345
Dutch shitskin gamer girl moment
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>>577720440
damn, im still poopin, used to be a game would be announced and i could finish up and go down stairs and hop in. if the lobbies are filling up before my mom can wipe me, thats a good sign!
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>>577720306
that is not gonna fit
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>try appropriators with normal squids
>still a bore fest
>zero push back
>zero deaths
are you people ejoying this how?
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>>577720608
Its a discord tranny lobby, already pre-filled with 3 troons including the host
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>>577720512
cool thanks. Time to turn on the old meat grinder.
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>>577719679
>apologize to fat brapping swen
Maybe if he loses 100 pounds
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>>577720542
gucci slippers gaped moment
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What are some tips for optimal SC farming? I'm already using the glowing arrow texture swap, a warp pack and diving on D3 planets. What else can speed it up? Not counting cheat engine and shit like that.
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Am I fucking glad I cheated in SCs while it was incredibly easy.
I can't fathom needing to waste time to "farm" SCs I would literally die from boredom.
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>>577720913
that's pretty much as fast as it gets
take an frv maybe?
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>>577720913
I was playing with a buddy on D7 and we found a buddy door with 120 SC. Not sure if that could help.
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D6 mindless squids killfarm center extract kino "don't enter pelican until 40 minute mission timer runs out" lobby

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242310214606/76561198005075969
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>>577721327
FVLL
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>>577719974
>I MEANT TO REPLY THE THE FUCKING AVATAR POSTER FUCK
>STOP FUCKING STOP STOP STOP
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>sengay just looks like every other planet
kinda disappointing, i like the other two void biomes even though they were recolors
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>>577720125
>he thinks jannies are going to save him
lmao I own this general
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>Full lobbies
Bitch
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>>577721989
Make a genocide lobby, ill join. Same thing as the other anon.
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>>577721327
>don't enter pelican until 40 minute mission timer runs out
why not? is xp gathered by how many kills you get or something?
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>>577722517
MO faggotry, just ignore them
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Lobby doko
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>>577719650
The patch seemed slop but now that they made the subfactions spawn with normal illuminate AND SEAF drop at the same tame it's fucking peak
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>>577721092
Yeah I have FRV too. Also did they put a hard cap on SC earning rate? Sometimes I pick up the SCs but don't get any, even though I made sure to switch map every time
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>>577722775
>Also did they put a hard cap on SC earning rate? Sometimes I pick up the SCs but don't get any, even though I made sure to switch map every time
3k per hour, 90 per 50 sec
these are the only limits in place
everything else is
a) you're playing the same mission/map over and over again
b) shit connection
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242312507722/76561198032566913
might crash, sorry in advance
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>>577722517
We have an order to kill1.25 BILLION squids. Literally, millions must die. So they camp extract and start grinding meat. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Imagine if they dropped SEAF voteless variants next patch
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>I love y--- Super Earth, I love Super Earth.
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>>577724927
It shan't be my proudest fap but it shan't be my most shameful either!
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>SEAF see us as super soldiers
>We prove them right by being a foot taller than them and mowing down 10 times as much enemies as their entire squad
Can someone media literate help me explain the satire here
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>>577725426
uhh humanity bad and uniform vaguely resemble the wehrmacht's
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>>577720345
2/4.
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>>577725572
Nazis were the good guys retard. The badguys won ww2.
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>>577725426
>>577725572
>we see bugs comsuming an entire biosphere
>we see bots turning humans into bio fuel
>we see the illuminate turn people into bio engeniered nightmares
>humans are le bad guys
what kinda of level media literacy is this?
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>>577725426
There is no satire
Ultra nationalism is based
Bugs deserve to be farmed for 710
Bots deserve to be melted down for scrap
Squids deserve straight up genocide
Glory to Super Earth
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>>577724935
His heart spoke first and that's what matters.
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>>577724935
>>577725972
omg so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher mom
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>>577725972
you just know the voice actors have fun doing these lines. Not a single line in the entire game is phoned it.
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>>577725426
we are not a foot taller than the SEAF and the difference between them and us is our characters got being a soldier drilled into them extra hard to the point we work like a well-oiled machine
that or we're clones (which considering SE catalogues the DNA of every single citizen in its federation; I see it being much more likely that we're the clones of some exceptionally proficient SEAF)
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>>577726307
I like the conveyer belt of orphan to helldiver.
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>>577725426
The entire satire is the satire. The media literate interpretation is that the media literate interpretation is supposed to be wrong here. The message to the UN is that totalitarianism is an easy sell to people as long as they are 100% right.
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>>577726438
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>>577726395
the only detectable difference in genetics between regular people and Helldivers would probably be how we can mainline a 30 gram dose of opioids and (presumably) nanomachines to instafix broken bones and nullify pain for 3 to 6 seconds
And they can't without going on a fucking bender
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>>577726138
couldn't be me haha
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>another 0 content update but this time retards are cumming all over their pants because you can hug brainded NPCs (the second you stop hugging them they will shoot you in the back and kill you because there was a squid 25 meters behind you)
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>>577726307
>>577726525
Helldivers are genetically enhanced. Many citizens of Super Earth are genetically enhanced.
Eugenics is an important part of maintaining managed democracy.
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>smug "media literacy" posters are even more retarded than the people they are mocking
youtube comments are genuinely higher IQ than most of the retards in this thread
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>>577724935
>>577725972
>Don't fall in love with me, okay?
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Help I can't find a good primary for squids.
Trident heats up too fast and there's too much to shoot.
Punisher is too short range and too low rate of fire.
I keep ending up on the Coyote, but it feels limiting.
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>>577724935
They have a few good lines
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/SEAF_Soldier
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>>577726845
the stoker, or as I like to call it, the stoker
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>>577725426
being camp does not necessarily mean satire. helldivers indulge in the aesthetic a lot. just analyze rammstein (actual criticism) vs helldivers and it’s obvious helldivers has nothing in it that undermines itself, it’s played straight for fun. you could argue that having fun with the theme itself is undermining it, but sounds more like a excuse to enjoy the aesthetics
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>>577726845
I just use the gallant but I barely ever even swap to it, it is there to delete voteless and watchers while I'm reloading
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AIIIEEEE LIBERTYMAN SAVE ME
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>>577726623
Yeah
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>>577726525
If you think you need special genes to handle space fentynal, think again. We just need to look back to the opioid epididemic of the 21 century. we discovered the human body can handle COPIOUS amounts of heroin when using ramping dosages over an extended period of time. (This was covered in school btw.) So now, from a young age, usually 8, we begin ramping of tolorence for fetty, then by the time they are depoyed, 30gs of the good stuff is nothing. The viper commandos lace theirs with space meth, and they have a comic about it. I am beginning to question your dedication to democracy.
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>>577726878
>Sir or uh, Ma'am, it is the GREATEST honor.
aieee that's hecking problematic
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>>577726845
liberator carbine and knight smg in controlled bursts do me pretty good against necromorphs
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My KDR is in the negative range.
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>>577727195
I don't think that's possible
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>>577726878
>Our resolve in the face of Tyranny will be their undoing!
I like when the sassy black lady SEAF says that
>>577727040
Um ackshully you can't tell the gender of a fully suited helldiver unless they speak
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>>577727195
Unlucky, mine is just embarrassingly low
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>weekend
>below 100k on steam
But I thought copetrannies said we were back??
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If it wasnt for SEAF this update would have been a flop
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>>577719679
>apologise to someone who completely fucked and disrespected the 40k setting with a bare minimum effort warbond and the ugliest armors in the game
I think not
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>>577727036
i don't live in Burgerstan
our variant of meth came out of the failing post-Soviet commieland and caused limb necrosis
I don't doubt what you say is true but I know from both personal experience and a good number of foreign accounts that there are people who are genetically predisposed to being barely conscious off a single hard drink and others who can blow through several bottles and still show more cognizant than sober peers
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>>577727587
That doesnt exsist. Weakness was bred out centuries ago. You are on some backwater planet. Have you been liberated yet?
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>>577727704
>implying there are human-controlled planets outside the jurisdiction of his glorious SEF
Careful now sonny. You might commit a wrongspeak.
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>>577726878
My favorite is the NJ yenta screaming 'shoot anything that looks weird'.
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>>577721327
gg comedydivers
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Installed hd2 again, seems they patched the super credit arrow mod. What's the current method now exploitbros? back to begging chinese hackers?
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>>577728320
Begging chinese hackers is much faster but you can still use the arrow mod as far as I can tell from other posts
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15192
it''s, uh, it's out...
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>>577728320
the mod still works wdym
https://mega.nz/file/LBdkQARQ#zMEvTJ265Px1aH-ZNWgsPjU-QfYQocHMi04dZwpegvs
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>>577727510
>Yes let's apologize to the man who made the most faithfull depiction of any Bolter ever real and reminded us that Cadia stands
ftfy
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>>577728207
>Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy, right now!
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>>577728582
as a furry gooner,
that looks like shit
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>>577728207
so, this is /hdg/'s finest? whoa...
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>>577728582
why do you keep posting this shit
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>>577728771
funny
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>>577728792
I didn't laugh
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>>577728207
Don't do that shit in front of my seafies.
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>>577728825
too bad
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>>577727510
Imagine being a tourist both in helldivers and WH40K and then still shitposting
I bet you only played space marines 2 or, god forbid, darktide. You fucking mongoloid.
The HD2 collab Kasrkin armor are the most faithful to the original material. It even mogs the same armor in fucking darktide.
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daily reminder to all hopesissies in this general
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So hows the Autocannon, and Spear with the 40k passive?
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this game is ass
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>>577727510
>disrespected the 40k setting
I guess they must have that in common with gw
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>>577729659
Spear is incredibly quick, super meta pick on the squid front basically.
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>>577729659
unusable sadly
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>Join an ongoing game
>they're extracting
>extract
Whew alright that's enough for the day. I'll fight more for managed democracy tomorrow.
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>>577728603
Thank you broski
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You ever wonder if you will find a girlfriend who likes Helldivers(tm) 2 as much as you?
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>niggers actually let troons op a thread again
/hdg/ isn't beating the 'most retarded general' allegations
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>>577730457
anon
/utg/ is right there
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>>577720913
Isn't that still gonna take you like two hours per warbond?
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Very nice genocide numbers
Keep it up
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>forget I have crossplay enabled after like 300hrs
>turn it back off
>pubs immediately return to low cortisol cruise control gameplay
The real d11 is trusting your life with console shitters.
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>>577730706
is anyone actually dumb enough to fall for this, or is it just a ritual post?
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>>577728207
In a situation such as this would it help to try to hug a cliff face as much as possible, especially one with objects sitting on its edge? Diving to avoid the pod is extremely difficult so maybe something catching it would be better.
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>>577730983
you just drop your shield backpack and the stratagem drops to the ground too
I guess they were just panicking or didn't know they can do that lol
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>>577730457
you're a faggot
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>>577731149
Oh on second view I can see the shield now. I thought it was stuck directly to someone.
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>>577730392
Yeah but I don't wonder that much, because I know she will be an android in about 50 years... (she will also change my diapers)
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>supposedly game balanced around AC
>AC vastly outperforming all other support weapons on squidfront
So when will they bring the rest of the support weapons on par with the AC?
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>>577720913
Veteran farmer here, D3 is a meme, it just scatters the POIs more. Do the following:
>D1
>desert or moon planet, you want to avoid maps with gaps or water as they reduce POIs
>bring light armor, warp pack and FRV
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>>577731604
bro? your cremator?
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>>577731608
Bring exo too, you can go through buddy doors
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>>577731779
Warp Pack is precisely for that, you cannot loot items inside a bunker if you exo glitch into it.
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>>577731608
I don't know how the fuck people don't want to strangle themselves driving the FRV. Even on "flat" desert planets the thing handles like it's on ice skates for mild speed bump sized rocks.
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>>577731852
Yes you can, I'm doing it right now
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>>577731969
Wow, she can ride my Bastion any day, if you know what I mean
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>>577719650
Getting stuck in with the blueberries is fucking kino and I'm so glad they were added to more than just cities.

Getting SEAF reinforcements while dealing with a huge fucking swarm of squids, plugging holes in the line, offering them support and having them watch your back is a great time.
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>>577731969
kill yourself
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>>577732151
what's the comic?
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What went wrong with MO?
It's sort of baffling that sticking to D10 is ACTUALLY a countermeasure to finish MO objectives.

>swede: If you are smart cookie, you will figure out that if each of ~100,000 players will do 10 D1 solo missions you can scratch this off in quickly in matter of three hours tops
>playerbase: Nah, I'll stick to D10.
And whose fault is that? Swedes or playerbase?
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>>577732220
No idea. I saved it off of /tg/ like eight years ago.
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It's time to take a piss on enemies of managed democracy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242327345790/76561197993853021
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>>577732354
I'm not doing 10 D1 solo missions
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>>577720345
GGs.
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>>577732354
You are correct and it's obviously the Swede's fault. However, doesn't really apply to the current MO because sample and kill farms are better on D10.
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>>577729263
Darktide's version doesn't look like it's made of plastic so it's the obvious winner.
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>>577732771
Darktide is trash and is a downgrade to hd2 by every conceivable metric
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>>577732151
>hopped over to Sengay for some zombie divan
>climbing uphill to extract, barraged by Overseers and Voteless swarming down
>SEAF advancing alongside us as we slowly but surely crest the top
Genuinely could have been an update all its own and I wouldn't complain, can't wait for them to join us on other fronts and get absolutely mulched
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>>577732935
I know this general has a wholly onesided feud with darktide but let's not be silly. The armors we got look like they're cosplays off Temu in comparison.
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>>577731746
>plap plap plap
>outpost destroyed!
>plap plap plap
>reloading!
>plap plap plap
>plap plap plap
>outpost destroyed
Hm? Oh sorry I was busy clearing the whole map from this hill..
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>>577731604
Is it really that good now?
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>>577732151
>throw down a tesla
>heavy enemy presence detected: deploying seaf!
>-250 req
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>>577733203
wholly one-sided because darktide is a dead game and doesn't have it's own thread, you just get retarded stragglers like yourself wandering into hdg to shitpost on their way to copeg
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>doing D10s with people from the server
>someone insists on Mindless amsses
>say that's gonna be boring
>he insists on it
>comply with little baby googoogaga wishes
>snorefest with maybe three deaths
Why do people like mindless amsses? just fuze mindless masses with snatchers and be done with it.
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>>577730886
i actually have crossplay turned on for the sake of lobbies. When I turn it off, there are ZERO lobbies for me to join.
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>>577733306
2-shots fleshmobs
5-shots bellboys
5-shots harvesters
3-shots stingrays
3-shots saucers
1-2 shots overseers
bit inconsistent against appropriators, but still a strong pick.

And all of that can be done at range. No need to put yourself in harms way or worry about dumb shit like wind-direction.

>Is it really that good now?
>now
Always was.
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>>577730886
I do actually play with crossplay enabled because consoleshitters are more fun and it's funny to me when you can hear some third-world domestic violence while some kid is just trying to play his helldivers
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>>577732769
To sum up:
- Collecting common samples per hour on D10 is just far less optimal than on lower difficulties. It's nearly impossible to farm 40 samples on D10 which involves careful scouring every enemy camp and PoIs. At it gets worth with "small cities"
- Also /hdg/ had spotted D6 is sweet spot which is just voteless spam mostly.
- Operations is by far fastest on D1 (if you want, just pick faster extraction if you don't feel KYSing)
How come swedes are punishing people by picking D10? It goes against common sense.
Now I really want to create an account and ramble on their discord and probably get banned.

>>577733226
AC is truly godsend with true grit.

>>577733306
With prone position it becomes really stable for fast shooting.
- Harvester: After you break bubble with any primary weapon, you just aim to the joints. 3-5 precise hits to kill. Probably biggest ammo waster due to difficult aim
- Fleshmob and Crusher - aim to the center and spam a lot
- Ship on enemy camp - After destroying bubble with any primary, just ONE AC shot from ANY distance inside "blue window" is destroyed.
- With True Grit reloading time is insanely quick. Reload after every 5 shot.
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>>577733761
>- Harvester: After you break bubble with any primary weapon
> Ship on enemy camp - After destroying bubble with any primary
Bro your Flak-mode? Vaporizes the shield in 2 shots.
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>>577732935
>every conceivable metric
Except the appearance of kasrkin armor.
Strictly recreating plastic miniatures as video game models always looks like shit, that's most of why battlesector looks so fucking bad. Most art looks vastly superior to most of the plastic miniatures GW produces.
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>>577733862
Wasn't the flak mode about detonating after some distance?
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>>577733976
It has an arming-time and a proximity fuse, yes, but if it impacts anything prematurely after the arming-time it'll still explode into shrapnel which is perfect for blowing away shields.
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>>577733976
AC flak shells detonate when they get close enough to enemies.
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>>577720345
conveniently placed factory strider
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>>577733435
>doesn't have its* own thread
What game(s) are they discussing on coopg?
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>>577733741
can I use it solo
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>>577734347
Of course you can friend!
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>>577733935
So much this!!! Epic purity seals!!! FOR THE EMPRAH XDD
It's just like the drawings of my toys!!!
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>>577733203
as a dt player, dt paid armors and armor in general is 99% trash
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>havent played in a while
>they added a "command center"
>oh boys whats this
>press E
>game crashes
>restart game
>surely this time
>game crashes
So ... what it do? I guess im not allowed to use it
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>>577734428
Thank you
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>>577734594
swedes
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>>577734594
I love helldivers 2
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>>577734446
Shopclick niggas pay money to look like that?
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any lobbys still open
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nahhhhh bro wants a lobby
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>hdg lobbies
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>>577734653
Darktrannies are indeed strange people
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>had a negligent discharge because there was a small rock where I was walking
>almost blasted my leg off
What's a good hotkey for changing firing modes? I'm considering "½", but it's also obnoxious that you can't see the current firing-mode..
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>post a screenshot of helldivers and innocently ask what they eat on duty
>warned for off-topic "all images and discussion must pertain to video games"
Wooooow dude...
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>>577735046
I use x for menu and v for the left side of it
completely eliminates any chance of blowing your shit smoove off
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>>577735046
On that note, it's also fucking retarded they decided LMB to be the selector for changing firing mode. Why not RMB?
>inb4 because swedes
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>>577735120
wowwww dude you're really gonna say that???
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bots
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>>577734446
>wtf fatshark why is the version for the religious fanatic covered in religious decoration
Yes, it still looks better anyway because some paper and wax on actual armor looks better than plastic armor.
Also I don't see why purity seals piss you off when every helldiver is wearing a cape.
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>>577729659
Autocannon reloads faster than a primary now. Nerf incoming. After sales have died down ofc.
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>>577734128
>>577734136
I think I mistook it with airburst. That changes a lot and solves problem with horde shooting.
Well, you learn every day.
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>>577735321
>more scratches
woah.... so fvcking zased... so fvcking epic....
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>>577735228
2/4
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>>577735127
How do you stim then?
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>>577735734
I rebound it to one of my mouse's side keys
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>>577735228
3/4
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>>577735321
I'm a fan of guardsmen and I haven't found almost any guardsmen armor in dt to be anywhere near close to worth buying. There's something off about all of them..
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>>577735802
Impressive, most impressive.
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>>577735228
fvll
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>>577734595
i guess the nvdia overlay or my malwarebytes or my sharex was causing this i dunno i closed it all and now its working
game runs so much better now too wtf
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>>577735928
The human models in darktide are all lanky, their clothes form fitting and their armor ill fitted, it makes them all look emaciated and generally bad.
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>>577736034
always turn off your overlays, and turn of windows support services too.
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>>577734594
love HD2 hate swedes is not that hard anon
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>>577731852
this changed when they added the warp pack, bunker interiors are always rendered now. exosuits are slower than optimized FRV + warp pack + light armor sweat runs, but great for mindless "press w" grinding or to bring as a backup in your fourth slot. exo feels much better with the buffs to environmental damage too
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>>577733098
>mulching zombies
>going guard dog/mg turret/flame/stalwart
>lock down a squid drop with my fellow seaf
>800 kills a mission
I LOVE MY GRUNT FANTASY
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>>577736242
I guess that could be it..
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>>577731852
yes you can retard
previously sc was locked behind the door interaction key, now it's just there no matter how you got inside
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D10 Squidy
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>>577731852
HOLY tourist, bro
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Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
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>>577736896
FULL
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>>577733098
>every '23 mission ends with the divers and seaf farming voteless at evac until the timer runs out
It's kino
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>>577737101
getting gigachad vibes from this post
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>>577737935
getting cope vibes from this post
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>>577737935
getting raped vibes from this post
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>>577643051
>>577649273
It's me again. I've tried, and tried, multiple things.
The bugs
>audio completely scuffed 5-10mn into a mission
>into black screen at the end of the mission, skipping the reward screens
>into my framerate getting to 3-5 in the ship
Are still there. I even confirmed that MY black screen bug also makes the other people in the squad waiting forever lmao. I don't even want to grief.
I have literally no clue. Could be related to USB (really? USB????), to my wireless headset/mouse, to whatever?
I've literally never had any of these issue, ever, in any game, or even in HD2 in the past. I even have a slightly better rig, lowered my graphic settings, optimized a few things. I just can't do anymore. I surely don't want to play without headset or a different mouse. I don't want to gimp my PC for one game. Or, like someone suggested, having to install wind*ws 11.
This is it. The game hates me in particular. And if I play, I'm literally griefing people at the end.

I'm not sure what AH did, and what the "alt tab bug" is for (probably not my bug). But I'm done. I did EVERYTHING.
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Wait a second the source planet will be open in two days
Two days from now is Tuesday
Tuesday is when they usually update the game!!!!
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Current vote snatcher with normal ayys is harder than spore bugs and cyborgs seeing how every pubbies I joined ran out of reinforcements every goddamn time

The last time that happened was during incel corps + cyborg at cyberstan and Spore + Dragonroach
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>>577737935
getting roody-poo vibes from this post
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d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242335322552/76561198066017633
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does the arrow mod still work?
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>>577738258
>Infinite crusher and xenos patrols
>Watchers spawning without cooldowns
>Get call ins every 60 seconds
>4-5 flying overseers patrols with xenos

Yeah, this front is fucked for pubbies.
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>>577738589
Yes
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>>577738217
We still don't have the title update special unit popping up on the main art just like Vox and Hive Lord (both popped up on the art >>577738217
once we reach cyberstan and Oshaune)

Still got at LEAST 1 more new unit back at source planet
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>>577738475
4/4
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https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/2088908622210462166/video/1?s=46

SEAF Waifu...
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>>577738169
You have been cursed by swiggers
You must farm 5000 izzat then pray to vinshu for six days and nights, on the seventh day, at dawn you will start up helldivers 2 and it will magically fix itself
Then you must host an indian family (but not filthy dalits) to keep your karma high enough to play the game consistently
Only then may you break free from your karmic debt and reach nirvana
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I have no preferance for either warbond, but which one should I get?
>sneedhammer 40k
>exosuit
Which one should I get next?
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Does the gas from Orbital Gas Strike do more damage than the gas from the Gas Grenades and Gas Mines?
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>>577739228
probably
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>If you say follow me to just the squad leaders it'll actually rally the entire squad
neat
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protect all SEAF
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>>577726845
Plas accelerator rifle with a reload speed armor for the oversaars, fleshmobs, and crushers, and then use the XMG for the smaller stuff (and also oversaars)
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>>577707669
So it turns out I was completely wrong, the Punisher is actually pretty decent at blowing off their heads, even with the Half Choke. Just center the reticle on their face and dump until they keel over, enough pellets will eventually land to score a kill. Even helps with situational awareness since you don't need to iron sight it.
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>>577738258
I've had luck doing the mission scan and picking missions that haven't started yet or missions that started ~2 minutes or less ago. The quickplay button sends me to missions where the pubbies have been completely broken and they've let 5000 crushers snowball.
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>>577739228
All gas has the exact same effect and does the exact same damage, it's just that Gas Dog and Sterilizer linger a few seconds longer after the last dose taken.
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>>577739228
According to the wiki, no, it does the same 25 damage per tick
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>>577739228
The gas shouldn't, but the shell does some good collision damage
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Wait the 40k warbond doesn't even give you SC back?
So it's actually 700 vs 1500 SC.
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>>577720913
Farming with a buddy speeds things up considerably.
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>>577740348
And this was their compromise over selling 1/3rd of the warbond content a store page at a time, each one costing 2000 SC for a total of 4000 SC, amazing isn't it
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>>577740618
1/2th*
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>>577740348
Was it worth it fren? Seems so, because I see a LOT of players rocking the skins online...
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>>577740873
New thing after a content drought syndrome, give it some time.
Though this one might end up having more longevity since it's 40cucks related
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4th faction leaks
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>>577741156
But you just posted squids??
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>>577740873
I only care about True Grit, it's not on superstore.
It's literally made for me since I love HMG, and I hate how Peak Physique shows skin.
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>in which swiggers prove that they don't play or understand their own game and cook pure poison
>in which swiggers mix bugs and poison and make gu poison (somehow)
In a lot of ways, Helldivers 2 is exactly like a gu ritual.
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>>577739683
hug all seaf
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Second time this week
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>>577742154
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You know what I noticed, the update art for the game sorta shows the outline of the last new enemy we'll be getting.
If you look behind the Helldivers, that blank space is distorted akin to someone using invisibility (think first Predator movie with Arnold).
Whatever it is, it's fucking huge.
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MOgods... We are going to make it
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>>577742043
Gamergirl moment
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Now that the dust has settled: thoughts?
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>>577742289
give me some of your copium bro, I need the good stuff
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Looking for three brave retards, low pay, hazardous work, high chance of death and dismemberment
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242341908537/76561198040375859
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>>577742565
Senator +1, better in every way and no gay revolver fantasy bullshit
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>>577742284
Yeah but that's cheating
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>>577742565
Thoughts are that they really ought to fix the aliasing on the strengthening ribs. It's one of the few parts that have jaggies no matter what AA solution you use.
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>>577742565
Using the bolt pistol with a gunslinger armour feels like cheating desu
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>>577742291
This is FALSE. We will LOSE. Our goose is COOKED. It has been FORETOLD in the Swedish SCRIPTURES. Rest in PISS.
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>>577742609
FVLL
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>>577742846
correct.
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>>577742987
If it's anything like Cyberstan they will make it so we never win
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Mechs should be customized, not just left and right arm weapons
The top left shoulder should have a drone platform for your choice of autonomous support, and the right shoulder have a launcher to allow strategem usage without leaving the safety of the cockpit
Hire me arrowhead
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>>577743042
>what bored people in D6 missions do with their time
Impressive...
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>>577741268
rude
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>MO says "play the game"
>we can't even manage that
Ded gaem. End of service coming.
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Cultists are simply another victim of swedish arrogance
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>>577743286
>without leaving the safety of the cockpit
The entire reason it shouldn't be added.
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Well you fucks win again
Helldivers was leaked in the new fortnite thing but its not true..
I didnt believe em but I was right sadly
I want my boy on the island
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We've had two lobbies yes, what about one more? For me?
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>doing po for the last medals to finish out warbond
>decide to take anons >>577720512 loadout for mass slaughter
>D2 mindless masses
>think its going to end up with me having to farm at extraction to get the necessary amount of kills
>finish PO not halfway through clearing the map
>any SEAF squads that drop are ripped to shreds immediately
>run dry of ammo twice just dealing with literal walls of enemies
the belt-fed grenade launcher is still a piece of shit. If the Maxigun didn't root you in place it'd make this thing entirely irrelevant
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>>577735228
ggs
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>>577741321
>hate how Peak Physique shows skin
behold
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8717
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>>577742565
Completely mogs both the senator and loyalist. I'll use a lot against bots for sure.
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Mindless Masses with overseers and harvesters are actually quite scary
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>>577744569
But everyone else is gonna see it
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>>577742565
best secondary weapon in the game
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>>577744661
that's the default illuminate roster tho...
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>>577744963
The default roster doesn't spawn a trillion voteless
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>>577733741
Is this with AP or Flak?
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>>577744821
...you should care less about how strangers online see you. You should look good to *yourself*, first and foremost.
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>>577738475
GGs watch out for falling FRVs
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>>577745103
Flak for soft targets and shields. AP for harvesters.
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>>577742565
Massive powercreep gun that's way too strong
But god damn is it fun as fuck holy shit I love it so much don't nerf it AH
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Which of the 3 options have we found bros?
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Lobby was cursed by Sweden, Rehosting
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>>577745768
I'm having fun fighting the squids, so number 2
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>>577745802
>squid pilot frantically trying to pull up
KINO
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>>577745820
You may need to get a new link
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>>577745768
I thought we found all of these when the illuminate invaded the galaxy.
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>>577735321
You just proved the HD one is the better one, more akin to the real miniatures lmao
>muh it looks worse because miniature is plastic
go cry to ohdough nigger
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>>577745802
>The SEAFchan behind you...
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>>577745802
I didn't realize how much i missed stingrays
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>>577746082
>>577745820
Weird, how about this?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242346539842/76561198040375859
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We're back.
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Is there any helmet that looks decent with the 40k armor?
I dont really like the helmet that comes with the WB
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>>577746248
i'm soo cooked i instantly recognized aqua
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>>577746469
We still need more people to start picking cotton on UVP Alpha
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>>577746469
Is this going to be another "rigged MO" that we win anyway because the anons crying about it were wrong?
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SEAF/Support warbond including the APC in september. Have faith.
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>>577746237
>muh miniatures
Nobody cares, shit eater.
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>>577746237
>the better one
>more akin to the real miniatures lmao
Mutually exclusive.
Your toys will never look better than a halfway decent 3D model.
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>>577746553
>gets mogged
>idc anyway
lmao
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>>577746332
FVLL
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>>577746719
Fun thing, is that the pic you posted is almost a 1:1 with the helldivers one, while vastly different to the Darktide one
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>>577745802
TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP
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What's the true chud diver fit?
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>>577745802
I really don't understand why randoms and reddit hate those so much. They're fucking peak. They always make for absolute kino moments like this.
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>>577746729
>gets mogged
>pretends that he didn't get mogged because his version looks "intentionally" shit
Meanwhile the official artwork for the "plastic toys"
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Who else is littering the map with expendable machineguns?
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>>577746237
>mentions his parasocial nemesis unbidden
you automatically lose just for that lol
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>>577746860
Why would you lie about two pictures anyone can just put side by side?
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>>577747158
Worse that art was for the metal toys.
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>>577747212
Littering every battlefield is not a freedom given right, its your duty.
And so is throwing artillery all over the place, and specifically around buildings. Keep that rent low, Helldivers.
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2
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>>577747051
True Chuddiver? Hellghast
Game loyal True Chuddiver? Doubt Killer
Field Chemist is just for RE/Krieg cosplays
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>rape
we don't do that here.
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>>577747824
Shut up nigger spider!
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>>577747871
people who said rape can't even rape a fly
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>>577747824
>get double whammied
FUCK MY ARACHNOCEL MELAINCHUD NIGGERLIFE
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>>577747059
It amazes me how many randoms are incapable of shooting them down. They are trivially easy to down with anything medium pen and above.
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>>577744161
That doesn't look like a Helldiver. Dont eorry son, your in the clear
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Why did Anonymous 08/16/26(Sun)19:01:37 No.577748132 1786535504978549.png say that? Is he a gay coalburner?
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>>577747059
Because they just fucking ignore them and think they'll go away while eating up reinforcements and somehow blame the enemy.
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>>577747767
>>577747829
>>577748132
>get an entire mission with the Maxigun where I have fun
>get hit with this asaip in thread
AAYYYYYYYYE NONONONO SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
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>>577747059
Pubniggers have very poor situational awareness. They do not notice the stingrays until they are vaporized by the strafing run. Additionally many pubniggers seem to think that the squids are the "bring light pen, and NOTHING but light pen" faction, and don't have any means to shoot the fuckers down.
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>>577747929
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>>577748175
>>577748291
>>577748616
Man i hate randoms
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>>577748738
you just know some absolute her- *ahem* I mean sick freak at Pixar went home and made that animation
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Most simulator worthy thred at the moment
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>MG/HMG/Maxigun on squids
>can't help but try to lead the circling/strafing stingrays like a fucking ww1 anti-air MG platform
it's autistic but i love doing it
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I just realized high SEAF presence is probably the first step to this "frontline war" stuff
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>>577749000
>trips'o'truth
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>>577749275
SEAF being able to board your FRV when?
i absolutely need my halo 3 marine party
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>>577744821
Sometimes I'm reminded people on here are complete pussy bitches
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lobby doko?
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did they update the harvester model? I don't remember it having gold accents
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>teammates clear map before getting in the rig
>immediately flip the rig after a second of getting in it
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>armor I really really like the look of
>perk is shit
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>>577744821
Shouldn't matter to you, either they run the same mod because they hate the sleeveless look or they don't and do not care. Maybe they're running a 16 inch futa cock peak physique mod. You could be flopping and lugging a fat cock around on someone else's end no matter which armor you don.
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Lobby doko!!
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>>577749581
Perks are crutches
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>mindless masses
>the masses in question

I CANT FUCKING SEE
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>>577749871
i wonder how much those fuckers would blind you with HDR enabled
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The only good use of the maxigun is to sit with a group of seaf and fuck up everything they are too dumb to deal with. They delete anything weaker than a crusher including harvesters
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>>577749652
A grim thought
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>>577749671
and they often make the game more fun
unless they're bad and don't do anything noticeable
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>>577749942
it's not that bad
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>>577749871
>run away from a horde
>two of those fuckers keep blinding me and zapping me
THATS IT I'M FUCKING NUKING THIS PLACE
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lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242350055371/76561198088743
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still waiting for heavy unflinching
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>>577750316
125 armor rating hits so many heavy armor breakpoints that 100 armor rating does not, so you basically don't need the heavy version because medium will do the exact same thing
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>>577750301
faction?
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>>577750301
3/4
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Why are all the boosters noob traps that do basically nothing except for 4 or 5 of them
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>>577750639
Something something grunt fantasy.
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>>577750301
fvll
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>>577750639
Perhaps you could suggest some reworks in the surveys AH sends out :^)
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This MO will fail and squid sissies will never recover.
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>>577751668
This will be the first campaign to fail
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meanwhile, on the crayon eating front
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Commando/EATs/Leveller?
Or just bring all three + bulletstorm
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>>577751668
>it's another "MO fails because of stupidly high sample requirement" episode
Swiggers love that one
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>>577752067
>buGODs too busy to help squidkeks
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>>577752067
Simmer down
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help I can't stop using the AC
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>>577752265
>8.5% of players on bot front
>18% on bug front
Your point?
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>>577750820
>UAV Recon Booster
boost radar range by 100% instead of 50%
>Muscle Enhancement
start providing benefits when traversing:
Sand (Terrain without weather effect)
Incline Surfaces (i.e. hills)
Vaulting/Climbing
Tremors
(currently it does not)
>Increased Reinforcement Budget
provide 2 additional reinforcements instead of 1 per helldiver - total of 28 reinforcements in 4 squad
>Flexible Reinforcement Budget
reduces the 2:00 reinforcement cooldown time to 1:00
>Localization Confusion
Currently increases the internal reinforcement/encounter timer's threshold by ~15%, when that timer is 2-5 minutes depending on multiple factors which is useless.
Make it 100% so 2-5 minutes becomes 4-10 minutes.
>Expert Extraction Pilot
Lowers the time it takes for the Extraction Shuttle to reach the Extraction Zone by 50% instead of 30%.
>Motivational Shocks
fix the fucking bug where it also lowers and removes stun effects on enemies and then we can talk about buffs
>Armed Resupply Pods
Give it same range as normal bullet sentries the 30m range is currently pitiful and useless even on bricks.
>Sample Scanner
Make the doubling percentage not 15% but 50%

If you disagree with me and think these are overpowered than you just prove my point that they will be useful and have a reason to be taken instead of the meta 4.
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>>577752483
>Your point?
I can't do basic math
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>>577752483
Lmao the rapeoid already pretending to be retarded after getting raped again in a single post.
Must be a record.
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>>577752728
i think its impressive how you out yourself as an actual retard every single thread without failure
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>>577749406
SEAF driving me off a cliff when?
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>failed to join lobby is full
>failed to join lobby is full
>kicked because consoleggers dont know how to private a lobby
>get in match finally
>host is headless
>whatever I want at least one game today
>complete mission, get to extract
>connection lost, booted to super destroyer
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>>577752067

Coldest and wettest take of all time: participation modifier should be per-front, so people who really want to play Bugs/Bots during a Squid MO aren't completely wasting their time.
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>>577752979
if only there were some way to prevent this
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>>577752610
>If you disagree with me and think these are overpowered than you just prove my point
lmao what is this idiocy?
>yeah bro you wanna pick the booster that is obviously broken
>you just le proved my point
hurr durr
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>>577748175
>>577748291
>>577748616
It is genuinely baffling how stingrays are seemingly invisible to your average pubbie
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>>577752979
ummmm saaaaaar
your lobby?????
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>>577752846
i think its impressive how you get gaped every single thread without failure
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>>577752728
>jeet rape babble
I'm not even that anon kek
>>577753008
It's not even about wasting time, it's perfectly fine not to contribute to the MO
The current system is retarded because you're actively hindering other players when it comes to liberating/defending planets just for having fun playing what you want
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>>577747345
now post the pants with the short shirt and only one armored leg
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>>577742565
the first gun that has ever coerced me away from the ultimatum for more than a single dive
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>>577752067
>>577752265

Worse than either of these is people still dropping on UVA Gamma for some reason. That planet should probably be locked.
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>>577753142
its a cat poster of course he is retarded
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>>577753008
you're already wasting your time by virtue of MO diving thoughbeit
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>>577752610
>>Armed Resupply Pods
Just make every pod have the sentry, so if you are calling a support weapon in a heated area you have some cover.
What about the incendiary drop pods?
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>>577747345
left looks like he's over-done it at the buffet
lay off the algal gruel, private
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>>577742565
i need to see if it can open containers because that will make it the slugger i miss of old AKA only gun in the game that matters
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>solo mindless masses
Fuuuuuuck
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>>577753423
hmm thats a good idea for armed resupply pods too. keep the magazine size low and increase the range so the bloody thing actually shoots at something.
would definetally be taking on spore bugs if it was true.

>incel drop pods
I have no idea how to fix that, it is general bad design to have "beacons of hope" aka resupply pods and support weapon pods be something that can just kill you.
maybe change it completely to Crisper armed supply pods?
obviously can't use at same time as regular armed supply pods
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>>577753684
It can
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>>577746332
GG anons, make sure to season your omelette's with salt, thyme and pepper
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I miss the slugger.
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>*stims you cutely*
How do you react without showing that you are falling in love with them?
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>>577753740
>incel drop pods
>I have no idea how to fix that
I do. Kind of like armed hellpod idea, just make all hellpods enemy-triggered incendiary mines. Doesn't trigger on helldivers, but once a bug or bot gets close to it, napalm blast. voila. could be somewhat abused with Expendables, but still.
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>>577720709
just challenge yourself to speed + deathless
oh wait... the mo...
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>>577753423
>What about the incendiary drop pods?
the hellpod themselves lose the effect and instead a single EMS/napalm shell or a smoke barrage is fired at the closest enemy to the beacon coinciding with the hellpod
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>>577753994
>could be somewhat abused with Expendables, but still.
god forbid players figure out some synergy between different game mechanics.
AH would never allow that! media literate grunt fantasy arghhhhh
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>>577753986
I nod, pump my fist and say "black lives matter", respectfully
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Remind me why they decided EMS should be neutered until it's completely and utterly useless?
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>incel drop pods
easy fix, they're spring-loaded like those old circus cannons, so instead of slowly rising out of it when you deploy, the payload is propelled ~15 feet in a random direction ""safely"" landing outside of the blast, if it is a helldiver they are ragdolled upon launch
also double the fire radius
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>they just keep making the game easier and easier
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Flamer
Hawt dawg
Flamer rocket exo
Flamer sentry
Fire nade
Incel breaker
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>>577753986
Shoot em cutely for griefing
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This game is ASS
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>>577734594
I like playing, with maybe the exception of the darksiders who tour the thread I don't think anyone hate-hates it

But the criticism of the lack of bug fixes (there are way too many), the occasional but still absolute dogshit balance choices, and some enemy designs are 100% valid.
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>>577754545
I look like this and say this
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>>577754313
>doesn't stun things that need stunning the most aka big heavy units
>stuns things that DON'T need stunning and can be easily killed with any weapon aka chaff
What did AH mean by this???
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>>577752067
Listen here. Ya'll just don' get it. Ya'll go out runnin' around and takin' Mastuh Joel's planets without permission. Creek? Beach? Lordy lordy no das just beggin fah trouble. Us bugdivers? We's gud boys. We no finna take Mastuh Joel's planets less he tells us to. Mastuh Joel ain't gonna have no problems with us ya hear. Now if yous scuse me I gots to go drop Phact Bay.
Go down Moses...waaaaaay down in Egypt's laaaaaaand....
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242355073448/76561198878711915
d10 any
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Maxigun and eruptor are fun on appropriator and fleet planets.
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>>577751668
>and squid sissies will never recover
I'm sure all three of them will be devastated.
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>>577754545
one might say the 4 meta boosters make the game too easy already and replacing them with one of the upgraded other boosters would make the game actually a tiny bit harder long term.
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>>577754856
>failed
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>>577754856
Failed
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>>577753146
When in the heat of the moment they can be easy to forget about, one has to train their brain to immediately sense their drop down noise, and since no one dives on squids very few do that.
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Lobby!
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>>577752610
Muscle Enhancement is already one of the best boosters. Why buff it?
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>>577755202
Gamergirl moment
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>>577755003
>>577755141
thats cuz we're already fvll
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Not my problem.
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Love me de-escalator
Love me cop armor
Love me shush button
Simple as
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>>577754856
What if I don't want to run d10?
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>>577755229
it is only a viable pick on snowstorm and sandstorm planets due to how much time you waste by walking slow during them.
It should be viable for every single planet instead of just 2.
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>>577755446
you go do the objectives and stuff, I'll wait here and hold them off
remember to reinforce me 7 minutes from now
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>>577755202
3/4.
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>>577720336
The liberator is good?
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>>577755665
ewwww why is this helldiver black
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has anyone tried the cowboy passive with the bolter?
Is the recoil reduction any good or is it so high that it makes little difference?
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>>577754545
>see someone say the game is too easy
>the dev approved metaloadout is permanently burned into their screen
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>>577755708
>he lacks critical information
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>>577755682
lib carb is literally a direct upgrade, he is most likely leveling every weapon to 25 like most of us autists here
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>>577755202
FVLL.
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So /hdg/, how are your hopium stocks looking right now?
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>>577755708
because its made by an unironic tranny shitskin
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>>577755708
most people on super earth are melanin-enriched
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if you cut ammo by 50%, suddenly the game would be a lot harder
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What loadouts are you packing for Senge 23? The RR has been putting work in against the Harvesters but I can't seem to bring enough stuff to counter all the respawning watchers and normal voteless
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Cowboy armor should apply to all rounds reload weapons, instead of sidearms.
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>>577755682
NTA but It is strictly decent. With foregrip & flash hider it becomes an extremely easy to handle light pen plinker.
As a light pen assault rifle, it has mediocre DPS, good ergo & reload speed, and very good recoil control. Easy pick for beginners. That being said, LibCarb tends to outshine it in most every faction except maybe bots.
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>>577755865
I will genuinely be upset if there's not some serious stuff hidden on the anomaly
Doomtrannies will never let me live it down
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>>577755997
I think if you increase enemy movement speed by 100% and reduce helldiver movement speed by 100% the game will be more difficult.
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>>577756009
>RR on mindless asses
nigga what the fuck have you tried using the SPEAR atleast instead???
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>>577752979
>go to planet
>select d8
>press x

it just werks
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>>577755997
Very astute observation
if you cut health by 50%, suddenly the game would also be much harder
why would they cut the ammo by 50%?
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>>577756009
>>577754561
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>>577756009
Maxigun
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>>577756009
>RR
>Harvesters
????
just shoot the leg joint with Railgun, AMR, HMG, MMG, or literally anything other than a slow travelling shell with projectile drop. MMG is my favorite because it also mows down voteless, watchers, overseers and Fleshmobs decently well.
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>>577754615
abdosister...
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>>577755997
uhm sweaty you deploy with 50% ammo
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>>577756160
The planet has mindless masses on top of the normal invasion fleet enemies
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>>577755531
Do you find yourself yelling such things like "Stop resisting!", "Get down on the ground!", "Show me your hands!", and "He's reaching!" when Copdiving?
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>>577755997
If you change things. Things will be different.
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>>577756394
yes and there is still not a single enemy that is a strict AT check.
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>>577756413
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
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>>577753296
>It's not even about wasting time, it's perfectly fine not to contribute to the MO
The current system is retarded because you're actively hindering other players when it comes to liberating/defending planets just for having fun playing what you want

That + its almost completely impossible to actually take a world because the 80,000 people dropping Squids renders the 10,000 on bugs meaningless. Especially when they spread out like doofuses.

There should probably be a mini-DSS for each front to help the pubbies concentrate.
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>>577756009
for me it's the stalwart
bolt pistol and grenades for harvesters, or just let my team deal with them
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>>577752104
I don't feel a need for eat/commando vs the nightmare squids, but leveler might be nice to delete big blobs snowballing crushers. Maybe NEATS? I haven't tried neats vs the new squids yet.
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>>577756394
>mindless masses
>RR
please not a single enemy in the squid roster is best engaged with the RR
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>>577756760
>Don't fall in love with me, okay?
Good way to get yourself shot in the heat of battle.
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>pubbie drops a 500kg on an extract that has atleast 10 or more seafies walking around
can these niggers stop doing it holy shit
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>>577756583
>there should probably be a mini-DSS
some kind of........ station...... that a..... platoon.... could use?...... a group of likeminded people who play in a group and coordinate..... some kind of clan system perchance... hmm, no that sounds too complicated....
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>>577756919
Execute them next mission if they stick around and/or kick them at the first chance.
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Give me a loadout for squids
I got all warbonds except killzone because it sucks
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>>577756760
"I know we can't stay like this but..."
fuck me, I felt something.
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>>577756760
So cute, I wish we could have our own SEAF stratagem...
Meanwhile, commanding SEAF troops is fun except when they kill you or each other but still.
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>>577757130
better delete this before tranny jannies ban you for "furry pornography"
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>>577757130
The Killzone armor is one of the best armor passives in the game and I won't pretend otherwise.
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>erm chuddie, seaf-chan can not be a cute blonde girl
>we have to make her brown, fat and ugly
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I like this update they did a good job
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>>577757450
I could bet $1000 the creator of this watches Hazin Hotel/Helluva Boss
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Do fat armors have a purpose?
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What's your favorite build bros?

Mine is trench engineer armor (30% recoil and +2 nades) with liberator carbine, grenade pistol secondary and standard grenades.
supply pack, eagle strafe, machine gun turret and heavy machine gun.
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>>577757642
they do provide damage breakpoints that 100 armors can not so there is always some reasons to take it.
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>>577756009
>strats
BFGL
machinegun turret
eagle cluster
bulletstorm
>loadout
plasma accelerator rifle
bolt pistol
melta mine
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>>577757450
Still better than AI slop
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>>577757642
Fat gas armor had a niche on bugs with the gas/melee build, but then Swedes ruined it by adding a pointless slow to gas.
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>>577757130
>gallant
>redeemer
>bullet hose of your choice
>Pineapple nade
>strafing run
>bullet dog
>HMG emplacement
your goal is now to get the highest amount of shots fired by the end of the dive, you can swap out dog for supply pack or frv if you want and the grenade isn't that important because it doesn't actually shoot bullets so take what you want
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>>577757783
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I appreciate that the Warhammer collab actually comes with a full loadout. I always felt like ODST and Killzone dropped the ball there.
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>>577757450
she do got a fat ass doe
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>>577756760
>incredible
I know
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>>577757852
>but then Swedes ruined it
Why does it keep happening?
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>>577758058
>Speed: 400
>Stamina: 25
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>took salvia
>entire body feel numb
>can't think
>absolute ego death
>seeing myself flying through the void at immense speed
>hearing strange sounds
>still can't feel my body, I have no arms or legs, just a blob flying through the universe
>seeing a massive planet with eyes and tentacles at the end of the bright horizon screaming my name
>it was my roommate telling me to wake up
Most crazy trip I've ever experienced, don't do drug kids
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>>577755750
You wish.
I can clear D10 anything with base cadet loadout in solo and in multiplayer it's even easier.
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>>577758262
dont tell me what to do
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>>577757247
The tranny jannies are the ones who keep your furry pornography up, silly zoophile tourist. We know thanks to the sharty leaks 90% of jannies are trans furfags and that's why they refuse to do their jobs.
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>>577758262
>share a dope experience
>don't do this
fucking fed
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242355073448/76561198878711915
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>>577758630
failed, its over
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Sterilizer still kinda ass?
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>>577758262
that was a cognito hazard
now that it knows you are aware of its existence it will come for yoou
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The void is a scary and unnatural place I tell ya

>>577757450
She looks like she has nightmares about all the Helldivers she's failed to save
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once we invent a SEAF trooper that knows how to avoid glowing green and red land mines, the war is won.
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>>577758775
unironically worst support weapon in the game, yes.
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Did the data minors find the campaign reward armor and what it does
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>>577758951
no arrowhead have clamped down so dataminers can't find anything, that's why they still haven't confirmed cultists despite them being released in 2 days
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>>577758902
That's Elden Ring nya
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>>577758951
yeah, but they won't let me tell you because they said you smell
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>>577758630
still looking
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>>577759195
still failed to join.
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>>577756884
I try to explain that to my friend but he feels that it's necessary for killing harvesters. Yes the RR kills a harvester faster than I can with my Plas accelerator rifle, but why do they need to be one tapped? Harvesters are pretty lethargic and overall not highly threatening. By using the second mag of primary ammo, I free up a backpack and support weapon slot for other options
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>>577757031

This is one of those things that HAS to be more technically complicated than it sounds, right? I know at least 5 games that could be improved with a clan-like system. And they never do it. It's usually on the section of the roadmap that says "One day, maybe".
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>>577758262
>seeing a massive planet with eyes and tentacles at the end of the bright horizon screaming my name
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FOOL! YOU'VE SEEN HER AND NOW SHE IS COMING FOR US! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!
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>>577758262
I forgot about the jumbo bugs
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>>577759268
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242359712424/76561198878711915
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>>577759309
>her
>she
anons barely disguised fetish
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>>577759464
STILL FAILED TO JOIN ARE YOU FULL??
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>>577758951
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>>577759574
>zoomer nigger never heard of Junji Ito's Hellstar Remina
You must be over 18 to post here
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>>577759578
we're full now homie sorry
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>>577757130
The best loadout that I have for squids is:
+reload speed armor
Killzone plasma sniper (it absolutely rapes fleshmobs and crushers)
Ultimatum
Meltamine
XMG
supply pack
Orbital gatling
Strafing run
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>>577758262
welcome to the bug dimension kiddo, next time don't forget you've been here the whole time
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Good point...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hfLA6fl8ubo
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>>577759836
>XMG
What does this mean
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>>577720512
>The key is to go on D6, complete the mission fast, call extraction, do not enter Pelican1, and farm waves of voteless until the mission timer runs out. Sometimes you dont get waves at extraction though, is kinda random.
But why? Kill count dont matter in this game.
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>>577760221
I think it just means any of the MG variants
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>>577759853
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>>577760221
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/MGX-42_Bullet_Storm
>>577760294
dipshit newfag retard DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY
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>>577760221
Expendable MG. Bulletstorm.
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>>577756919
> geological survey
>holding off the squids pretty well.
>pubbies drops a napalm barrage on the drill
Fucking brain dead niggers. You should need to pass an IQ test to unlock napalm barrage.
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>>577760382
>dipshit newfag retard DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY
FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO NO FUUUUCK
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BUFF BULLET STORM TO MEDIUM PEN NOW
>b-but
SHUT YOUR FUCKING SHITHOLE NERF TRANNY
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>>577760221
XMG is faster to type than "expendable MG bullet storm"
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>>577718841
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>>577755682
yes carbine is better overall but base has slightly better control for long range

>>577755856
>leveling every weapon to 25
nah I just love liberators
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I thought XMG meant the Maxigun because "X(tra) Machine Gun"
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>>577726138
yeah........haha ......who would do that?
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Wretchs are reportedly near immune to almost all stun effects
Apparently auto aim guns (rover, sentries) also aim slightly above them causing them to often miss
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>>577756760
>the hearts of super earth beat as one.
I'm fucking that seaf pussy tonight.
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>>577760382
>>577760390
>>577760683
expendable doesn't start with an X. do you call Expendable Anti-Tanks XATs?
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>>577759836
To elaborate, the killzone sniper will kill fleshmobs with 3 bursts center of mass (sometimes they survive with like 1% hp. Just poke them with your sidearm or support weapon, or let seaf do it. On mindless and vanilla squids I normally have a guard dog and it pokes them)

Vs crushers it will kill them with six bursts to the sternum, but a faster ttk is combing one strafing run with 3 bursts to the sternum
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>>577761091
Their animations are janky and their hitboxes feel disconnected from the actual model. So that's not surprising.
They also don't react to getting melee'd.
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>>577761136
Armed forces break all grammar conventions when naming their shit and creating acronym soup. They follow rule of cool and everyone else immediately figured out.
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LMG
MMG
HMG
XMG
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>>577753189
how raped and angry do you have to be to fuck up a screenshot this bad
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Wretchs should be a base squid enemy mixed in with voteless akin to how the buggo's patrols are mixed
The base army is so barebones the squids really could use the variety
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>>577761091
>>577761238
This would explain why a burning ground was having near no effect on a crowd of Wretches.
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>need 200/200 samples for last tier upgrades
At 30/30 per mission, which assumes people bother to pick them up and don't die, that's ~7 30 minutes missions each.
I don't like that.
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>>577755202
3/4.
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>>577761662
yeah but then they couldn't dripfeed them in an update 2 years after release to get you to buy a warbond
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>>577761390
My favorite aspect of being a military vehicle operator is naming your shit. Makes me wish helldivers let you give names to your own vehicles like how you name your super destroyer.
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>>577757506
DAMN.... Maybe Gucci aint so bad after all. Little buck aching to be broken, that's why he always acts out.
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>>577758262
>salvia
holy retard lol, make sure to overdose next time so i never have to see your DUDEDRUGLMAO ass post again
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d10 squids then maybe bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242363994507/76561198122378705
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>get to the truck
>start drilling
>first spot is uphill from a base
>push through the base
>set up at second site
>delete the base and anothe light base
>really gettng surrounded now
>push to third site
>getting overrun
>seaf drops on the one side of the swamp
>squids on the other
>holding off the heavies with the cannon in the middle
kino
seaf actually make the game feel alive
the truck bomb killed the seafs :(
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>>577762106
straight edge faggot
you don’t have a soul
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>>577761890
please be 75
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>>577762524
3/4
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>>577762524
is that image ai?
I can't tell, am I cooked?
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>devs boost gater speed
>still have to drive it slow so it doesn't flip
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>>577762652
on the contrary, you lost yours that night
you are a soulless automaton and will forever feel that missing piece in the depths of your being, you will try to fill the hole with more drugs but it will never help
>>577761890
rolling
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>>577762816
you should get glasses
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>>577762816
no, yes
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WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE OVERSEERS IN MY VOTE SNATCHERS
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>it's another episode where the ufos still come in even if the stupid triangle is killed before it can pop the flares
I HATE THESE RERUNS I HATE THESE RERUNS
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>>577762861
>materialist hylic that can only perceive the physical world calls explorers of altered states of consciousness soulless
lol
lmao even
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>>577761890
rollan
That's one of the things I like about mech games, I always name my mechs after an insect that sorta matches their role and then give each subsequent upgrade to that mech a new designated number
like "HAWKMOTH H1-WK"
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>>577762863
I have glasses, but I am missing one of the lenses, it fell down the toilet
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>>577759464
This was basically as bad as playing with randoms. Who the hell called an orbital airburst on the pelican while half of the team wasn't even on it?
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>>577761890
It seems like an awful idea to name your tank "HOSTILE".
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>>577763443
it was kinda funny though
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>>577763275
:(
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>>577762816
I tell you sir this image is one hundred percent authentic please
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>>577763881
SEAF-chan is for delicate kisses and cute dates. Eagle-1 is for baby-making sex while SEAF-chan watches.
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>>577763881
it's very nice
I just didn't think artists of this skill were still making horny HD2 oc
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>>577763881
just don't look at any other works of this artist that involves views of girls asses from behind.
absolutely fucked up proportions.
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>>577764036
sir I must tell you this image is in fact 10 months old
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>>577761721
>I don't like that.
Why? It's a live service game. They expect you to play this game forever. Same reason it I have to get about 95k exp from D10 missions that usually give about 2k exp just to get one level up at lvl 270. 7 missions is nothing compared to the well over 1000 missions you'd need to get to max level.
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>>577755202
2/4, fresh OP.
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>>577761176
Ah so it's fucking dogshit, got it.
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>>577760241
No wonder we can't win MOs
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>>577764541
fvll
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>>577760241
Retard-kun...
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>>577761136
EMG doesn't sound as good
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>>577761890
BOSS HOG kicks ass
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>>577761136
anon what letter does the first syllable of the word "expendable" sound like?
MGE could be confused with "machine gun emplacement", like how the HMG emplacement is the refered to as the HMG(e), therefor X is used instead.
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>>577763109
Even better, it seems that if one of them sees another die and fail to pop the flares it will try and pop it itself, so they start to chain them. And since there is at least 5 on the screen at the same time then fun times lmao. It's like whack a mole
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>>577720512
>The key is to go on D6, complete the mission fast, call extraction, do not enter Pelican1, and farm waves of voteless until the mission timer runs out.
I wish the devs understood that this is the most effective way to farm kills and, instead of making it so I have to listen to the extract song for the next 30 minutes, they instead gave us missions that actually were better alternative killfarms than at the extract. And no, the current extermination missions are not good for that. The spawns you get are not enough to compete with the easily 1 to 2k kills you can pull out of a 40 minute mission at extract.
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>>577761721
7 missions go by like nothing
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i love it when the map ends and you're stuck in cuck mode of the endscreen
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>>577766101
That's when you're supposed to go piss.
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>>577761721
Enjoy it, while you can. The game loses something, when you no longer feel the need to pick up, fight for, and extract with samples.
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>>577766101
Alt + F4 then uninstall
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>>577766101
I usually take a moment to inject my HRT.
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>>577766327
No it doesn't. It actually gets better.
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>>577762524
3/4 we are doing mindless masses
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>medic armor
>no stim pistol
Anything more pathetic?
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>>577766908
>Anything more pathetic?
The medic armor themselves. They really cucked us with those.
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>>577762524
>failed
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>>577719902
>>577719708
>>577719542
Robutt
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D10 mindless masses eradicates on pubs kinda comfy ngl
as long as you stay 100 meters away from them at all times
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>teamplay more fun than its ever been
>incentivized to stick together if you've got a backpack support weapon
>still plagued by soloniggers
is violence the only solution?
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I can't believe we're going to lose the MO so early into the void
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>>577767851
This is a classic forced loss MO, don't worry chud.
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>>577767748
I just don't see the point of playing with pubbies anymore, when no one has a fucking mic.
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>Lower everyones stim to 1
>Remove resupply call in
>Add a medic/support role
>Only support can call in and use resupplies
>Their weapons are weak and support oriented
>Add demolitionist/chaff clear/Anti-tank specialist
>Rework game so explosives arnt the be all end all
But you fatasses arnt ready for this conversation.
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>>577767851
>>577767945
>sample collection
There's no way the Swedes haven't learned yet, so I'm convinced they do it intentionally.
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>>577764676
It's one of the best, if not the very best, ttk vs fleshmobs of every primary weapon that we have.
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>>577767748
>teamplay more fun than its ever been
No it isn't
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>>577768130
>add classes
Any suggestion that includes this should be immediately shredded.
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>>577768248
>t. solotranny
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>>577768302
Yeah, I guess the idea of you not being able to do everything with your crutch pack stresses you out, huh?
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>>577768472
I don't use the supply pack or the warp pack. Sometimes I use the jump pack.
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>>577768130
Just play Killing Floor at that point
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Team play divers, to me! Lets show the squids what we can achieve together!
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>>577768130
you just want to work the swedes to death, don't you? you fucking swedephobe chud
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>>577755531
Based copchad.
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>>577768130
>want to spend 5-10 minutes queuing every game waiting to find specific roles nobody wants to play
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>>577767748
Just make enemies more aggressive/faster toward helldivers that are alone.
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>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DONT RESTRICT MY LOADOUT! I WANT TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN MY COOP GAME!!!!
>"WOW, THIS GAME HAS NO TEAMWORK ELEMENTS!!!!"
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>>577756009
Been getting the most kills on a squad pretty consistently with:
>Medium Siege Ready armor
>Laser Cannon for a do-it-all weapon
>Gallant all the way leveled up (mostly just to fight to my Laser cannon)
>Dredd pistol for watchers
>Cluster grenade for small groups of chaff, and for blowing up ships
>Napalm Barrage for when the enemies get too thick to fight without getting overrun
>Arc Doggy to keep chaff off me when I can't swing the laser around fast enough
>Gatling turret for holding POIs
INB4: "those are all crutches, shitter"
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You don't have to be a tranny to notice that this game completely lacks the need to stay close to your teammates or you'll get killed like in l4d or deep rock. Your shitty backpack reload didn't fix shit.
That's ignoring the fact that the game actually encourages you split up due to how objectives are structured on the map.
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>>577768756
2/4
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>Deep Throat Troonlactic
COCK AND BALLS, BRO! WERE WOMEN!
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I exclusively play with pubs no I'm not sure what you're taking about. Also I keep forgetting that team reload is actually viable now and that I should look at other people's loadouts for this.
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>>577768130
>support refuses to call in resupply
>blast his stupid face off and block him
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>>577768830
Arc dog gives inflated kill counts, retard.
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>What if we added Hunters to Squids?
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>>577768756
3/4
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>>577757450
Yeah super erf armed forces definitely let you dye a specific section of your hair red when you're being deployed to the void at the edge of the galaxy. Somehow this is more fantastical and stupid than the pretty blonde girl
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>>577769145
>Still dont have supplies
Wow! You sure showed him!
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>>577769187
Then you're a retard for not using it.
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>>577769293
I'm glad you're able to see the problem.
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>>577769138
>Team reload is viable
Do you still need their backpack to team reload?
because otherwise its still shit
the only way you're getting them to give you the backpack is if you literally teamkill them and steal it.
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>>577768756
FVLL
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>>577768756
melty incoming
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>>577769373
Sounds like you made up a scenario that doesnt happen as your proof.
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>>577769360
Subhumas like you try to ruin everything that exists. I don't want a backpack that gives me fake kills to inflate my retarded ego.
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What does it take to knock off a giant's helmet?
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>>577769512
Heavy pen weapons
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>>577761890
>48. A TANK
>49. BRAVEHEARD
based and cringe sometimes live right next to eachother
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>>577769384
Why are you in this thread if you don't play the game or read the patchnotes?
>>577769512
Heavy pen and a few hundred damage.
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>>577769565
Cool. I wasn't sure if it was that or explosive causing it.
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Subhuman tourists really will shitpost here instead of playing the game for one minute to find out that you can teamload teammates without having to wear the respective support weapon's backpack, huh. I guess I should expect no less from Tourist General.
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>less than 200 tourist with faggot emo name
>also a trooncord
Should have connected the dots, my mistake.
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patch notes are for browns
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>>577768130
Classes in a game like this is fucking retarded. You are retarded.
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>>577769883
>t. seething solotranny
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Anyone use the 40k rifle on Crushers? how many shots for the helmet and head to take it out?
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I'm from Angel's Venture and I say KILL 'EM ALL!
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>>577770065
Try playing the game
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>>577769980
Gucci you’re a braindead moron. Kys attentionwhore.
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>>577769883
>classes in a game genre that traditionally has always had classes is fucking retarded
While I agree that they shouldn't do classes, having equipment that lets you 'lean into' an 'archetype' would be a lot better than what we have currently. The only 2 ways to support your team is being the supply pack guy or the stim pistol guy. HD1 had the medic drone, the medic gun, and way more vehicles to drive your team around in that didn't suck dick
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>>577768130
>enabling healsluts
kys
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>>577761890
Hand me the gun and ask me again
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i take expert extraction pilot so i can play this game less.
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>>577770065
Crusher helmet is heavy pen but arc damage will pop it off which is a weird quirk
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>>577770164
>>577770150
>"NOOOOO!!!! I NEED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!"
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>>577770376
Feel free to go back to Deep Reddit Galactic.
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Would you use a new perk that's like gunslinger but for primaries.
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>>577770295
I pick it so I can Return to Ship after pelican takes off faster, actually. Probably also part of the reason I'm so high level too, now that I think about it, since that booster is the #1 exp farmer booster.
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>>577770503
Stop projecting your tranny game
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>>577770147
I can't, im house sitting a pet, can't until tomorrow afternoon. I did a quick run this morning and it worked great on voteless and overseers ,haven't used it for pyramids yet, i'd like to know
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>>577767748
>you NEED to babysit me, PLEASE! how can I take out this light outpost without a team?????
lol see you at extract, lame-o
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>>577767748
>teamplay more fun than its ever been
How so?
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>>577770683
The laz gun can't pop the helmets because the helmets have heavy armor. The bolt pistol can, however.
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>>577768243
If you are down to shooting fleshmobs with primaries *only* something went wrong, or you are just goofing off.
At the same time the primaries are so useful on the squid front against almost everything it's silly to waste primary ammo on a enemy literally designed to be a ammo sponge.
Let napalm, grenades, turrets, airstrikes or orbital barrages handle them. They are almost mixed with things you want dead in patrols/waves so might as well.
If you REALLY have to kill them directly then just magdump or use nades to get their HP lower, i use the base frags of which I have 6 and never run out anyway. And for this any primary will serve, while being good at many other things. Meanwhile the plasma sniper is good at this thing and literally nothing fucking else.
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MOchads, im liking our odds
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>>577768830
Ah so it was your arc dog who fried my asshole twice during one mission.
Straight up executed me when there was nothing even near me. Malicious swedish code.
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>>577767748
It's just wildly more efficient on anything lower than d9
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>>577770324
>arc damage
I've been shooting their helmets ineffective with my Purifier but and 5-6 on the body are easy enough to blow them away
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LOBBY CHOKO!?
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>>577771085
How do I increase efficiency with killcount?
I am doing D10 and keep prolonging extraction and mow down incoming waves from border of the map, trigger incoming ships to spawn more and more.
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>>577768830
Nice kill count, what did you load in with?
>Accuracy 39.9
What are you shooting with?
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Have the kill counts ever been accurate? Some of the weapons give obviously incorrect kill counts like when seeker grenades gave you 10x of what they really killed, but do we actually know that this isn't a problem with a ton of the weapons? During the mortar kill personal order I got like 55 mortar kills without ever bringing a mortar.
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I love orbital airburst but man does it love randomly spready 15 degrees and 50 meters off target
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>>577771345
You're doing pretty much exactly what you have to do for the kill challenge/objective. The lazier way would be to solely focus down any mission that guarantees spawns, like exterminate/flags/soil samples. Completing operations doesn't matter because it's a recon mission and because the challenge is to killfarm, so just focus on the missions that throw a fuck ton of spawns at you. Coincidentally, this is the same mindset to have with the samples challenge. Just focus on the soil sample missions, since those typically have lots of common samples laying around the objectives, then abandon operation and find another soil sample mission.
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BEHEAD ALL SQUIGGERS
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is arc thrower good yet
whats its niche
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>>577767748
I mean I get the point of the game being coop and such, but experience taught me that you need to be competent on your own.
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>>577772290
3/4
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>>577772290
3/4
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I got turbo raped by snatchers+invasion fleet
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>>577772064
To think about if recon mission should be tuned for actual objective.
- If a planet is about killcount just make operation like "eradication, but 3 times longer". Or create new mission type like "SEAF assist", where you just dive into SEAF troops where they are already in dire situation or in middle of pre-existing frontline... Dunno, just anything. Why bother with creating distractions such as secondary objective OR collecting samples in first place.
- If a planet is about sample collection, then maybe it should only spam geological survey mission. And maybe those succesful missions could multiply amount of collected samples by 10% more?
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>equip flamethrowing weapon
>use it
>catch on fire

can these swiddish fucks actually fix these weapons
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>>577772907
Stop setting yourself on fire. Flamethrowers are already one of the strongest weapon classes. Any failure you experience with them is your own fault.
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>>577770994
The expendable machinegun completely mogs other support weapon options against almost every enemy in the squid arsenal and essentially has infinite ammo. It's only less than stellar vs harvesters, stingrays, and crushers. The Plas rifle is great against those. The pairing is just as good as bringing a horde clear primary and an AC for the heavier stuff, but it leaves your backpack slot completely free. Further an AC or other support weapon user is up a shit creek without a paddle when tweedle dee teamkills him with a shitty leveler/orbital and tweedle dumb respawns your 2km away from your gear. The Plas rifle respawns on you for dealing with squid heavies and a fresh XMG is at most 40 seconds away.
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>>577768756
3/4, 2 missions to go !
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>>577772907
There is flame resistance armor if you can't help killing yourself
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>>577772907
That's because:
- you keep moving forward
- enemy jumps on you
- you aim to the wall
You don't catch it out of nowhere.
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>>577772290
crashdivers 2, go on w/out me
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>he still uses the ultimatum in 2026
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>>577768756
FULL
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>>577773194
>you keep moving forward
why can't you walk forward while using the flamethrower? is that how it is in real life? walking forward will immediately cause you to spontaneously combust?
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>>577772821
>Or create new mission type like "SEAF assist", where you just dive into SEAF troops where they are already in dire situation or in middle of pre-existing frontline...
>Mission objective: rescue SEAF contingent trapped behind enemy lines.
>When you finally reach the seafies, some of them shout "THANK LIBERTY, IT'S THE HELLDIVERS!"
It would be kino.
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>>577773336
nta but the problem is that a single ember makes Helldivers instantly combust however not enemies cause, muh realism. So yes walking forward increase the chance.
Also be careful using them during exostorms cause the wind direction can carry flames further in said direction.
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>>577773449
>easily fail mission because some lelclown throws napalm barrage on the seafs
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>>577773282
You know we can look at recent players, right sister?
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>>577772290
3/4
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We use the leveller in here
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>>577771546
>What are you shooting with?
An Xbox controller.
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>>577772290
still 3/4, we lost one
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>>577767748
But /hdg/ told me fixing assisted reload would magically create teamwork
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>>577768130
>Classes
Woodchipper. Make the stim pistol lock on and homing.
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>>577771154
Sorry, that dog belonged to a black before I rescued him.
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>>577773578
The better question is why would you care?
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>>577773648
I meant prim,
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>>577773709
Teamwork won't ever be necessary as long as one helldiver can easily kill an entire reinforcement wave on D10. Also, reinforcement waves shouldn't be on a global timer so you can't cheese them by splitting up.
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>>577769749
aww did little slippers get kicked again?
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>>577773815
you cared enough to lie on an anonymous imageboard for no reason
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>>577772549
>is arc thrower good yet
>whats its niche
It's good for plausibly deniable TKs.
>Sorry, guess you shouldn't have crossed into my forward semicircle!
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>>577774129
because I am attempting to avoid conflict despite the fact I know exactly what username you have. You are attempting to cause conflict, let it go.
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>>577773762
>t. Main Character Syndrome
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>>577774129
Getting gaped vibes from this post
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>>577773962
The Mitsubishi Gallant is my new favorite.
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>>577743042
>actually sticks a sentry
woah
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>>577774142
>It's good for plausibly deniable TKs.
No its not. If you take the arc thrower youre always at fault.
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I’m still annoyed the galactic map as AUTOMATONS and TERMINIDS in red and yellow letters respectively, but there is no purple ILLUMINATES since they weren’t there at launch and AH never bothered to add it in
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>>577774520
Bots wernt in launch neither. Arrowhead are just lazy
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>>577773336
I am just guessing why this anon keeps setting himself on fire. It's a likelihood, that you set yourself on fire if ground is still ablaze.
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>>577774457
Ok, I'll take the Tesla tower then. It's right there, fully visible right around the corner I placed it behind on the POI.
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>>577774305
>he doesn't play like he's the main character
sorry about your 9 deaths on diff 6
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>How it feels killing the target with my full auto AR the Marksmaam Sissy was shooting
Sorry, tranny, the full auto chad gets the kill
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>>577755202
GGs.
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>>577774914
>Projecting
>No reading comprehension
>Not showing the available reinforcements left
Uh oh! Narcissist meltdown!
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>>577774930
Same feeling of using SPEAR at a harvester 180m away while AMRsissy is trying xer best to atleast kill the shield generator (xe already missed 5 shots)
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>>577775072
nah im just better than you
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>>577775174
>Kinect
>Still not showing the reinforcements left
>Projecting his insecurities
Narcissists are always the most delusional.
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>>577775174
I will never have sex with this woman. Billions must die.
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>>577775357
I'd be more focused on having sex with any women if I were you
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>>577775320
>talking about projecting
>won't shut the fuck about narcissism
really tickles the pickles
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>>577774896
Unironically honeymoon period.
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>>577775357
It's benjamin netanyahu's fault btw
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>>577775530
>He says as he got enraged at the idea of not being the main character and posting clips to show off how cool he is
Lmao textbook narcissist projection.
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>>577775490
Nah. That girl looks fucks fighter jet like she. I'd rather kill myself than have sex with anyone other than her, even if that video is from fifteen years ago.
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>>577775636
>That girl looks fucks fighter jet like she.
Sirs...
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>>577775626
I've met a real narcissist anon. I was 10x the man he was
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>try to win an argument on a east-mongolia pony breeding forum
>both are losing
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>>577775545
He did mention something like that when he emerged from the ocean on my last beach visit
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>>577775858
island visit*
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Uh oh, narcy melty
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>>577775726
>>577775636
>>577775490
>>577775357
>They think its a woman
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>>577774914
that's sick
how did you climb up the arms?
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>Narcy is samefagging now
Its just getting sad now
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>>577759297
It is because they communists dont want places for white men to gather on the internet in groups bigger than 4. FBI learned after the old teamspeak and Xfire programs. So if this game has clans, its just 50 clans each of pro-genocide white guys. You might think I am kidding, but they dont want helldiver memes spilling into the normiesphere.
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Haven't played in a while, can't believe how buffed all the weapons feel. Played Terminids all weekend.

Laser Guard Dog is unstoppable, it smokes all light armor. Felt like it barely needed to cool down and friendly fire was a non issue (unlike previous patches)

Eruptor primary felt great to shoot at all medium armor and bile spitters, nearly as good as autocannon imo.

There's so much good anti-tank now that I can't even decide which ones to bring. EAT and Meltagun were both good, and you can compliment with Melta mine, Giga grenade, Ultimatum, fuckin Rocket Pods(?!), all mowed down Heavy armor.
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Ok boys let's see em
Purifier
40k gun
Arc
>presicion orbital strike
>500kg
>wasp
>any mech but the shield one
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>>577776475
Ignorance is bliss
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>work on them for years
>design them
>model them
>rig them
>program them
>animate them
>code them
>implement them in files
>"ehhh nyo"
>restart
>outsource them
>end result is an incomplete, ugly, buggy outsourced mess
>only somewhat fixed over a year after their launch

Sweden
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>>577776843
you'd be surprised how many studios just scrap games because they don't like them while then being almost done
looking at you VALVe
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>>577776843
well at least we'll finally get to play against them in 2 days
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>>577776562
I waited to play again, skipping the bot update. Glad I did, seems it sucked. this is pretty fun too. D10 isnt hard. I keep wasting my team with the hawtdawg and getting kicked tho. Cant take the heat i guess.
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>>577727510
>disrespect the 40faggot setting
He did more good for the setting than anything the ip holder has done in decades and it’s not even close.
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>>577777038
2 weeks*
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>>577776970
>you now remember Hyenas
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>>577777139
>glad I skipped the bot update
vox spam was fucked but the chaos of megafactories on cyberstan was kino
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>>577775490
I am a virgin, not a desperate male feminist pseudorapist. My autistic virgin cosplayer gf will either come or she won't, simple as.
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>>577776970
Why do hellsissies like to act like Valve is as bad as Arrowhead? What is this weird fucking cope?
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>>577777518
>He thinks the cosplayer was a woman
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>>577777441
>mfw vox phases thru building next to me going BEEP BOOP over its speakers
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>>577727510
>completely
Nah, the guns, mine, and supp are great, that's really the only reason to get any warbond.
1500 sc for a poorly made armor set is to steep
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I have been running
>HMG
>Emancipator
>Hotdog
>gattling turret
There have been zero(0) issues and any diviation from this has ended in disaster. Most of my game is played in the mech listening to RATT.
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>>577777728
men do not dance like that. I understand the helmet-covering-face confusion but this is why i know she's a functioning autistic
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>>577777960
>men do not dance like that.
Woman are also not on average 6 foot and taller than the men around her. Its a dude, anon.
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>>577759836
las cannon is better than the XMG desu, just swing it through chaff and they die
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>>577775174
>>577775530
>>577775771
Stop replying dude. He fucking destroyed you.
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>>577777518
2 of the prettiest women I've had sex with were prostitutes
Don't goon 2 days before and tell them it's your first time and they'll help you through the experience.
It keeps getting better after the first few times
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>>577769283
It’s not died that’s just what all the element 711 in the water is doing the saarettes
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>>577778084
thats a woman, they hire models to do that work, models are taller than average females. its a woman, and you are a homosexual. you con contract AIDS now, if you would like.
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>>577777568
I gave an example of studios cancelling games
you fucking spastic
arrowhead is not special
all they had is a lighting in a bottle
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>>577778271
>2 of the prettiest women I've had sex with were prostitutes
Holy shit your standards must be low
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>>577777745
Vox target sound is the closest I've gotten to PTSD
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>>577778359
Arrowhead shits on your plate but clenches their butthole halfway and tells you the rest of the shit is coming later.
Valve tells you they dont have anything to put on your plate because it was shit.
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>>577778612
Hence, Valve is better.
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eat squids steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242377972040/76561198045253678
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>>577778436
In Amsterdam there's the prettiest girls working you will ever have sex with
Some 6,7 mosty 8 and some 9. With nice bodies, sometimes horrible plastic surgery, but that adds to the experience
I'd rather have sex with and 20 year old Bulgaria 8 than being a virgin
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>>577761890
>BALL BUSTERS INC
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>>577778897
Goyim moment
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>>577778732
2/4
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>>577779016
If you don't want to enjoy life's pleasures out of principle that's fine.
As long as it's not out of cowardice
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>>577778732
3/4
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>>577779316
>having sex with prostitutes is pleasure
Holy goyim
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>>577761890
rollan
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>>577776843
>redditoids and slavniggers seething over shit taste slop episode 6 gorillion
They call to each other
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>>577778732
FVLL
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i play with pubbies because i never want to commit to 3 missions. i just wanna do 1, take a break, do another, take another break, etc
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>>577778982
Gamergirl moment
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Saw the game is on sale on steam anyone want to sell me on it with cool videos.

Is the battlepass hard to finish I already play rivals and fortnite
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>>577772549
when it works it's S tier
problem is it doesn't always work
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>>577761890
>two chances at cowboys from hell
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>>577778324
Nope. Its a man. The dance is because they were doing a humiliation ritual.
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>>577779797
whats with this video? fuck off. the game sucks
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>>577779797
Nah nothing is time limited in this game you can just do everything at your own pace
It will take a while though
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>>577776331
you can walk on top of every enemy in the game except bile titans & variants
I just got lucky.
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>>577779905
That sounds nice sometimes I will just hop on to chat with friends but I feel like i am kinda wasting my time if I have already finished the BP
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>>577779797
Helldivers 2 is an extremely high IQ game, you probably won't understand anything in it if you are someone who enjoys those other two games.
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>>577774914
>>577776331
yeehaw, brother
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>>577768130
That won't happen.
I will take the supply pack all the time and all you can do about it is cry.
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>>577780563
>He took it as a personal attack
Narcissist moment.
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>>577780213
Have you tried riding the crusher yet? I need to see what happens
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WE gonna DIIIIIIIIIIE!
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>dude drives the tanktruck perfectly over a little pointy rock
>now its floating and stuck
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>>577780656
Cry more for my entertainment./
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>>577780883
Narcissist moment
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>>577776089
>>577777728
>>577778084
>>577779851
that's a woman dawg, jews hadn't yet perfected the HRT mass distribution system in 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7X0_OiA7d0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM74cvzRWWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuKcmSUOxQw
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>>577769468
>doesnt want to kill enemies of democracy more efficiently
You are clearly the retard here.
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half the grenades in the game feel like this
I think the seeker is straight up bugged.
you can't blame people for always taking thermite/giga
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>>577780950
Yes. I am the main character.
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>>577780785
Nah, we’d dive (tm).
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>>577781024
I'm on team melta
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>>577780997
>Trusting AI when the sources it gave were just made up
Holy cope
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>>577781024
frags are useful on bugs because they 1hit kill half the roster, HE is better for spewer seeds
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>>577768756
Amazing session bros. Teamplay maxxing.
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>>577761890
rollon
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>>577768756
GGs kinodivers
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>>577780839
>calls in a super forklift
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>>577781263
YOU DONT GET IT, BRO! LOOK! THERES A PICTURE OF A WOMAN THERE! CLEARLY ITS THE COSPLAYER IN THE VIDEO!!!
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>>577781263
>>577781463
https://nitter.poast.org/SavageGiggles/status/1202064267392028674
Please kill yourself promptly
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>>577781109
Narcy moment.
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>>577781560
>Mask is see-through in his image
>The mask in the video isnt
Keep coping. I look forward to kicking your ass again.
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>>577781185
I took the melta mines a few times, but I got so frustrated about not being able to get them to activate that I just switched over to my other grenade favorites.
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>>577781808
>get btfo
>try to save face by acting even more retarded
not a good look lil bro
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>>577781863
just gotta hit the target
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>>577781960
>Posts AI search result
>Posts a random video of some e-girl with no timestamp
>Image he posted doesnt even have the same mask
>"I-I-I-I BTFO'D YOU!"
Holy delusional.
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>>577782054
Now hes gonna say the mask isnt transparent because the video quality
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Thread is about to die, but I'm not level 150 yet so it just doesn't feel right for me to bake the new one.
Oh well!
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>>577781863
Just throw them at them really. You can also shoot them to blow up fabs and other stuff.
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>>577782240
if you have a funny picture to use you can bake it anon, just copy the text (without embed tags) and remember the subject
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>>577782240
we'll all make it to level 300 and retire to mars. my super pension will kick in by the time i reach 40
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>>577782240
You are a TOURIST
You are a NEWFAG
You will not BAKE
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Good talk fellers
Those squids are alot of fun but get boring quickly..
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>Barely a week into the new squid units and people already stopped talking about them and the MO
kek what a mistake of a faction
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>>577782240
Lvl cap for baking was reduced to lvl 85
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>>577782416
Good take. They've been balancing enemies on the easier side after people threw melties from hive worlds. Makes it easier to fuck around at least
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I need all illuminate units in 1 map and i'd like to know if I need to get some experienced on them if the Cultists are released in the next few weeks
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>>577782240
YOU GOT SOFT HANDS BOY
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>>577782754
it will never happen because it would be fun and difficult and helldads would complain about it being too hard and being kicked from lobbies
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>>577783319
aka you
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>>577749275
Sauce or this is fake.
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>>577783532
i'm a creek veteran kiddo lower your voice when talking to me
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>>577761890
roll out
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hdg dies here
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>>577784493
Greetings Helldiver

Take us to the new bake
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>>577743905
I shan't respawn you when you die if I'm busy piloting the mech.
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Bake or the robutt gets it
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>>577784493
NOT ON MY SUPER EARTH
>post helmets that devs will add in 2027
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Got 1k, is the move Exo Experts?
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kill yourself jeet
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>>577785047
Why you gotta me so damn mean? All he did was ask if he should buy Exo Experts
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>>577776475
That sounds like bullshit, but I believe it
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>>577785028
Another 500 for 40k if you don't have it.
All of those are ight. No rush for Truth Enforcers or Freedom's Flame they're a little outdated like all the year one bonds
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>>577785028
get another 500 and get warhammies
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>>577782754
Dadgamers are complaining that current snatchers with normal squids is too hard.

Join a pubbie game and 90% of the time, they're going to be running out of reinforcements or finish the mission with sub 5 reinforce left
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>>577785270
i don't think he means you mate
just a certain spamming nigger
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>>577785028
Probably. The XMG, mechs, and pissile are all good.
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>>577778732
ggs new squids are kino
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>>577784924
Bake? Bake what?
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>>577785028
i would go borderline justice. either for the talon or the gunslinger armor passive for bolt pistol
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>>577785412
yeah unfortunately it seems like the only way gucci's fucking off is if his manic state turns suicidal at some point
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>>577785412
I'm not your bogeyman
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>Anon asks if he should buy exo experts
>Gets called a jeet and told to kill himself
Whats your problem?
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>>577784924
k doing
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>>577785908
>>577785908
nu
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>>577785932
how can you be so retarded
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>>577785028
Entrenched -> Warhammer / Exo -> Freedom's Flame
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>>577776584
I've shared it before, but this is my squid loadout:
Reinforced epaulletes
Plas accelerator rifle
Ultimatum if crushers are in play, bolt otherwise
Melta bomb
XMG
Supply pack
Orbital gatling
Eagle strafing.
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>>577785932
nigger I literally fucking said I was baking and you go and do it yourself AND you fuck it up
>>577786174
>>577786174
>>577786174
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>>577784940
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>>577786253
You are slow. We are using the green bake.
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>>577732935
both games aren't even comparable, one is closer to l4d and the other one is it's own new sub-genre, the only thing they have in common is that they're both coop horde shooter games



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