Pakalive Dash Vol. 6, 5.5 Anniversary will premiere 8/22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=604WzTEF4isPrevious: >>576939590>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Fusaichi Pandora (3* Alt)New KFC collab campaign with Red Desire SSR card will last 8/12~9/30>5.5th Campaign Part 1In-game Rental Search now available Full Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3391LoH Classic will be held currently underway, Kyoto, 2000m, right, summerCM Mile will be held on September, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunnyCM Classic will be held on October, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudy>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
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Hey, tonight's the last night of vgl co-op cup, and we got two matches ready for the final day. We'll be playing against /gbpen/ in 2 hours or so, and for our last one we'll be facing /lcg/ almost right after that! https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>577749472Are we going to bang their dreams?
>>577752462I'm gonna bang you
>>577748063Oh nyo...
Since none of your LARPers live in Japan, here you go from your friends at /uma/ Global
>>577754124kill yourself
>>577754124Why thank you, non-larping global fan that is currently in the soup and drives hot rod to his Gen Z meetings.
Curse of the Colonel
>>577749472In the menus now, get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
how many carats do you think I'd need for a new account in JP? I've been farming this account just doing dailies and unlocking the stories, so far I have 24k
>>577760834Need for what? You should easily get at least a spark just from newbie tasks and the stadium ranks.
>>577761041I mean to get the must have cards
Is umavpn down right now?
>>577761542It's been working awful these days, just keep trying different IPs until one work. I was just playing
Not the most exciting win, but a win nonetheless. Our second match will begin right after this one, so don't leave just yet.
>>577762171>Didn't watch>WinJust update me on the score at this point I'll sacrifice myself
>>577762171would've been great to get 2-0 if that own-goal on the other team happened
>>577761680It’s not just the IPs, the website’s down too.
>>577762960Come on now, surely you want to see us rape /lcg/?
>>577762960based cabala dacchi
Alright, this is it! Our last match in the co-op cup, and the one we absolutely need to win to even give our team a chance at winning it all. Come on in https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
https://x.com/theTDN/status/2089054391810552006I thought Nakauchida replaced him as Fujits's advisor
CAM ON /umaJP/SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577764076blame this guy I'm watching because of him. this /lcg/ spy
THE COMEBACK
it was a good attempt
Fake comeback...
>>577764076Huh?
Rip
>>577770250Yeah yeah I know, I'm horrible and I should kill myself, no need to remind me.
>>577770868I hope you eat a good meal, take a refershing shower, and have a nice sleep. Oh, and that your parents text you and say they love you.
>>577772964Most of those won't happen but at least I got Pandora from a free roll so it's not that bad. Still hurts though.
>>577773207this time we can blame the other teams at least
>>577773809And you can blame us as well.
>>577775321jolly cooperation!
>kukuku, I look great in thi---nyooooo why are there so many people here my feet hurt I wanna go home and play board games....
>>577776853>THE GOAT is scratchedNyoooo...
>>577776853>goat doesn't have the sauceMan
>>577785476>>577785567more like The KWAB
>>577785476>>577785567Sir, you're like in your 30sYou're shichi's target audience Stop typing like that
https://x.com/i/status/2088971962668478622Someone else repost it I'm too poor to have a reasonable upload speed.
>today’s halfni countdown imageI guess Tacto really is getting delayed
>rejecting taiho's current lack of tawa(wa)ke genesbased
>>577788068IS THAT
>>577788068I have no proof but Dura would be glad if she gets praised being naked
>>577789105>Durawhich dura-dog cutie are we talking about again?
>>577789991Speaking of loaves, I haven’t seen loafman in a while.
>>577790198The original artist deleted their account.
>>577790198didn't he post Guruloaf couple days ago?
rura nyooooooo....
>>577757268Hey you know what, you can have my third code :)
>>577794262Thanks globaldacchis hope you enjoy your chicken
https://x.com/umatsuk_hkd3/status/2089124169925685509
>>577795520Don't jinx yourself like that, dumbass
>Gentiltore rented out to Verxinahe's being handed out like sloppy seconds....nyooooo......
>>577795594Considering it's JP humiliation year, even hitting the board in BCC would be impressive for Yanko
I can't wait to show up to the Jockey Club Gold Cup just to see Ebayan job.
>>577795778was about to say ntr or cheating but then again xinatore has 0 gamedeserved
Xinobros...
This is the retribution for making JRA end of year MAD video with cuts of overseas race wins
All this bad luck means this will be the year Japan wins L'Arc Trust me. Go all-in.
>>577806707won by Shin Emperor
>>577807331That would be the funniest shit in the last decade
>>577806707granted, but it will be won by Kalpana
>>577786414If she really is delayed yet again I spit on whatever idiot at Cy put her in the game so early without any plan for when they'd actually release her.
>>577809981maybe she would've been the 5th anni before Ebayan's win fucked everything up
>doing 900s>get to platinum>IMMEDIATELY pounced by US teams>score gets cut in halfI knew I should've saved that last ticket.
>>577811672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyAgk9der4
>>577809981Cykek put her in-game early because at the time she's the only next big thing they could get when still trying to strike the deal with Sundays
place your bets, what will be buffedhttps://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3395
I have no proof but Blast definitely has a ningensonaYou think so too, right?
>>577812007>she's the only next big thing they could get when still trying to strike the deal with Sundaysdidn't they tease Orfe and Donna early on that season? should've put them
>>577813052Worse, she's into actual ningenstiality.
>>577813304that's every uma
>21.350
>Put Shin Emperor in grueling race rotation, probably had a promise with Fujita to atleast win a G1>Go to Aussie which is "easier" to win G1>Turns out Cosmo Kuranda will go to Australia too>it's over>Yahagi probably like "Please Fujita-san just one more horse">OK go buy another SiyounilingFujita is too generoushttps://x.com/i/status/2089198041664569751
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PONrLQidhgQidk....
https://x.com/BANPRE_PZ/status/2089190505087410658
>>577815581the ainui stock...
>>577813109Nods are different from solid grabs. And when Tact came in at first anni, there were almost zero nods to Sunday. That only came 2nd anni.
>>577812007Isn't Neo Universe pretty early? Should've figured the rest of northern farm horses will get in too sooner or later
>>577816682Yuni and Pocket were announced 2nd anniversary, Tact was 1st.
>>577816495should've used Ramonu then
>>577815156?
Those hips are driving me insane
>>577821965Tactical navel window
>>577821131mudlarker?
>>577825064?
>>577822146How does Almond Eye feel now that her mom is now the rep of Uma porn?
>>577828579This is Pisa but you get the gist.
>>577828579She needs to get an even more revealing mizugi than her mom
>>577828986When it's "Take Your Parent to School" day and model student Almond Eye's mother came to school dressed like a slut, and everyone else's dad were trying their hardest not to stare at her massive boobs and all covered their crotch
Kita really need to win several G1s to beat Kizuna
>>577829770>Aipapa: I seem to remember it wasn't me who was on their knees at the end of that day...
almost got ai bingo
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2089301302245523799Don't forget Satono Reve and Finger will create history this weekend
What now, Bibutorena?
hey senpai, anyone using maya for this loh?
>>577828579>getting mogged by your mom in the sexy department
>>577837906It's kinda not fair, only tawawakes were allowed to be as sexy as their mom/granny
>pakalive is 1 hour earlier>probably more infos than usual>possibility of new uma anime, maybe epi's gen>see epi track records>there will be more screentimes of popular characters like gentil, golshi, meno etc>the final episode probably will be at JC>see 2nd placer>it's Justaway>see the composer for hafba song>SPYAIR>Justaway might be announced in the stream too5.5th anniversary is saved, genuinely excited for the stream now. I know it's too good to be true, but even without anime, Justaway announcement will be exciting too.
>>577841237To think that Contrail is still not announced and no one from the 2020 generation was released. Yet Taiho was already announced. I wonder if Taiho will be the new Verxina
>>577842004How do keibafags look at the coof gens? I mean, triple crown & tiara in the same year is ultra rare but I assumed people were too occupied from the coof
>>577842714Some keiba fags say that during covid the crowd wasn't there to disturb the horses or some cope so it doesn't count
>>577836726She means well, but I'd kill myself.
>>577845572Why would you make Bibu sad like that?
>>577847454Everyone knows about the rich umas that abduct men who go to Dubai to poop on them.
>>577814331I love American women.
>>577854932Y E S . . .
my options for parents for ruler training are kinda ending up mixed in terms of hints/genes for running style, would it make sense to just run one style and see at the end which style I want to orient her towards in terms of which skills to get?
>>577858009PLS RESPON
>>577858009>>577864980Yeah. t. globalbab
>>577822146It's insane how much hotter she is than literally every other Uma.
>>577858009>>577864980My rura is yowai and I accepted that she'll be a jobbing rusa so I can't help you dacchi. I run mine oikomi though
Huh? Why is there a cap on these?
>>577794262Eating KFC every day until I get the bue card for my friend, so I'm dumping all my codes here
panthalassa soon
senpai, what's this uma outing thing that we're getting
>>577879718You are legally required to date your uma
>>577858009Nyo? Most support cards only support one running strategy, so you better plan for that from the start.
>Pisa and Desire>Not Pisa and Flash or Desire and BuenaI knew it. Red Desire is a real saint after all.
Dantsu has an unsually big mouth huh?
>>577882271All the better to eat ochahoi with.
>>577879718It's just a cute little date animation menu that let you increase your hors's affection. Will you guys also get KFC dates?
>>577841237Wish they would put some more effort in the game but I know thats asking too much at this point.
Just gonna drop this here...
>>577889201How can I financially benefit from this?
>>577889201>Need 950 points to Plat 4I mean, I wasn't expecting to get it with a meme team but still.
>>577878754They need to reveal Pan with Nox, otherwise the legendary AkiTen wouldn't be nearly as legendary. I hope that they go the Falko route with Nox when they implement him. Just make him the ultimate final boss with US9 stats.
>Princess and Pandorathese are the one ones I want fuuuuuuckneed them to pop up on mercari
>Rulership sold out everywhereAfter years of milking OruGen and Ai, Cygames have found their next cash cow... RIP Rura
>>577895132the time of Groove will be soon, especially when Ojou drops
>>577895132Japan's shit taste in girls in literally every media franchise ever never ceases to amaze me
>>577881484ah, you perhaps may be mistaking me for someone with a wealth of options in terms of strong SSRs that have different specific uses that they excel in, perhaps you might even be mistaking me for someone who regularly gets over 8k SP
>>577894275You can also order them through Lawson online shop. Hell, I can buy them for you if you're willing to trust a random anon and have some way of sending money to Japan.
>>577898183>if you're willing to trust a random anonI'm not but I appreciate the offer.
>>577869842Nope, Maruzen is still hotter.
>>577897065Uh, in that case, you might just want to check the meta for each track/distance and retrain her per race according to race. It's hard to win with just a generalist build, and even distance specific skills still sometimes have front or back positioning restriction.
その目、だれの目?
>>577898183If you're in Japan, can't you just make a mercari account and put it up for sell through there?
>>577899639>can actually identify more than half of theseI am so cooked as a trainer
>>577900640WHORE
>>577899639Oh fuck, I locked eye with Ai, now she's
>25,950>Have to get 1000 points 4 timesowari da
>>577900587I guess I could, aye, but I don't know how they handle online shipping/transaction. I've been meaning to sell my extra 7th live gift bag anyway.
>>577895132I got my son, Tacto, and Ai so I'm already happy.
https://x.com/77lololol/status/2089549409986171360
>>577904224IT'S TIME
brehs...
>>577904848>sub 1200 in everythingAww that's cute
>>577904848guhehehe come closer globabqt
>>577905052oh fugg
>>577904848look at those juicy princesses
>>577904224I may not be allowed the umabut I certainly can the nui
Nakayama is actually bretty good
>>577905724The Dance, Passion, Voice, etc. icons always seemed like vitamins to me, either icons you would see in an infographic about some metabolic process or chewable vitamins for kids
Gentlemen, a mare:
>>577905219Please don't hotglue your nui.
Hello fellow trainersWhere and when is the next trainer meeting
Whatever you say, Blast
What did they do to LoH? Platinum is insanely difficult now, I can barely get 500 per run.
>>577748063apple...
Imagine showing up to Soma Nomaoi with these sashimono.
>>577906728It's a medium distance race, you know how competitive they are.
>>577910101SCP-988 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
>>577904848How in the fuck your guts is lower than speed and power
Ohimba...
senpai, we just got the update letting our TT teams above SS, what scenario are we gonna get UD9
>>577914460UAF or GFF
>>577913934I love this new era of Chibiman drawing full page comic and not just lust provoking chibis.
>go to Lawsons>entire staff is Indian, or Bangladesh, or whatever>have to listen to them loudly chirping at each other while I look for uma goods>nothing is stocked except for the folders>need to buy good to get folders>turn 360 degrees and walk outFellow Japanese, I am getting fatigued.
>>577913934>dantsu>ohimba
Remember that the minimum viable deterrence for a motivated uma is detailed in the Tracen Trainer's Uplifting Primer. (special thanks to JGSDF TERCOM for allowing excerpts from their field manuals for use in our publication) You can find a downloadable PDF in the secure trainer group chat.Be strictly reminded that civilian security measures are inadequate. I repeat, INADEQUATE.
>>577918513Not all Lawson stores have goods. You need to use the map on the collab page to find the ones that do.I just got off work so I'm about to start my hunt.
>>577919539Does the primer include some prayers for when I know I can't escape and need help from the Goddesses?
Friendly reminder that the next Pakacup will be a swimsuit race!Track: Sapporo - 2000m - Right Turns - Turf - SummerTraining Scenario - Design Your IslandSupport Deck - Unrestricted; Anything GoesSkill Evolutions (Pink Skills) - Scenario Evolved Skills onlyOnly one Trainee per TrainerSpecial Rule -Only Swimsuit-wearing Umamusume allowed.If you do not own a Swimsuit Umamusume alt then you can only participate with Haru Urara.As usual, the race will start the same day as the Pakacup, later in the day (7PM EST).
>>577913934You can't even have lunch in peace without some uma marking you...
>>577920785None that would help a ningen, no. Even worse if you do try, you might even attract the "tender attentions" of one of the (uma) goddesses.
>>577920785Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>577920785You're a man, surely you can overpower some schoolgirl
>>577922373She's Light O's ancestor. I trust her.
I did not expect the hachimi rusk to be this big.
>>577921254Time for my swimsuit carrot to shine.
OhNyo
Swimsuit Fusapan’s shoes look like a compound fracture waiting to happen while running.
These pictures are even funnier than I expected.
>>577934186I still don't have mine yet...
Juddmonte International Stakes tomorrow. No nip horses this year so I guess interest is a bit low from the umadacchsi. Gonna be an Ombudsman Constitution River showdown but you never know
Just found out that Logotype is B83... That's the same size as Curren and bigger than Epi and Pisa... I thought she was in 70's club...
NEWMAS WHEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>577935958It's Ombudsman public training with bunch of NPCs, nothing much is going on other than a ploy to pump Ombudsman's rating above KYR
>>577936867Next Pakalive, maybe Star Blossom
It will be Tact
Ka Ying Rising not 140+ already is lowkey racism
>>577939446Nah, I'll go with your mother.
>>577935958Another Buick VS Ryan match?Item seems interesting. He was completely gassed out at Betfred, but this distance seems more his type.
down with anti-new zealander racism
>>577937145Still more interesting than last year when it was Ombudsman with his pacemaker, Delacroix with his pacemaker versus Decile and Daryz (both Decile and Daryz finished behind the pacemakers). Guess Nippon gave up on it after their Sheema winner got destroyed by bums...
>>577938423I think it's because of the lack of popularity of sprints. KYR is finishing behind Ombudsman probably because KYR's only remaining race this year is the Everest (HKIR counts towards the next cycle IIRC). So he's pretty much 131 rated unless he somehow wins the Everest by 8 lengths in a sprint on a different continent. Ombudsman still has Qipco International stakes after this race as well to farm (although he lost it last year against Calandagan, but I think Calandagan this years not as good as Calandagan last year)
>>577918513Question, I left Japan at the end of August last year.How much has it changed, is the government speed running the importation of shitskins or what. Cause I already had to deal with Indians clerks in Sendai and Tokyo.
>>577942030>is the government speed running the importation of shitskins or whatYes. A year ago I'd see 1 or 2, now the entire staff is Indians.
>>577918513>>577943034There is no such thing as "the good ones". We're all gaijins here.
do I still use onsen for auto parent farming??
>>577937417
>>577943797You can use that or ramen.
>>577945283nyaruhodo, my retarded friend is curious about where to find an auto guide for ramen mode
>>577945695Here.https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/147455032642539573.html
>>577945798sankyuu>don't have most of the recommended cards for any given parent run setupnyooooo....
>>577945695Why is this sexy retard following me in the backrooms
This man really likes red.
>>577946842>followingSHE'S NOT, SHE GOT THERE FIRST CUZ SHE'Z ICHIBAN
Tacto not being good with crowds is a nice touch.
I'm still holding out hope that ombudsman will come to japan cup
>literally may not even make it to plat 3 this timeGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577956853They can put up porn posters now?
>>577957074Don’t mareshame her.
huh... bryos?
>>577936693>83honestly blame the 3D. still medium is prenium
>>577962910the 3d can often be nonsense
>>577963142if it wasnt the limitation of cygame's "5 3D bodies" we would get more, but then..>B86sthen there the girls with B85 bust, like Kraft who is actually have a pair of melons.
>>577964142I also remember a screenshot of Kingu's B85s next to a different uma's B86 bust looking almost twice as big despite the 1cm difference
>>577966671And then theres Kaichou who has smaller assets compared to all the other B86 girls...
>>577968015....umdtt?.... >>577963142
>>577943345I don't shit on the street and use knifes to attack japanese high school students on the train though.
of all asian they will let in, it had to be the indians lmao.
So Takaichi turned out to be another Meloni/Merkel, fucking knew it. Eh I’m still holding out hope that either sanseito or the japan conservative party can dampen things. Plus I get the impression things are going to change soon with how things are looking in Germany and Uk. Anyway I’ll stop with this subject since I don’t want to derail things.
https://files.catbox.moe/lt8kca.mp4
>>577974076Because they’re cheap and won’t ever be able to pass as human.
>>577977080alt when? even though I still haven't gotten around to playing her training story...
Uma gameplay in a nutshell>Open game>Look at Pandora for a minute>Start a career>Go to menu>Look at Pandora for a minute>Go to TT>Play>Do daily runs >Go to menu>Look at Pandora for a minute>Claim rewards for dailies>Go back to menu>Look at Pandora for a minuteShe's too sexy!!!
>>577980149>be me>see yet another pandora mizugi hornypost>fuck it let's roll again>holy fug, luck strat really does work
>>577981631Luckily I only needed 6 10-pulls and got Bikini Crown too. These girls will destroy me on bed
>>577980149>>577981631don't tempt me succubus, i barely have enough jims for half-anniv
>>577982192
>>577986106Is there a reason why he's training in Hakodate instead of Mito or Ritou? Too hot in Honshu?
>>577980149I'm glad you got her, newdacchi.
>>577988513Yahagi said "His only enemy is heat"
https://x.com/casinodrive0307/status/2089838921660444746>Last furlong in 10.8
https://x.com/blackfrog1221/status/2089819334336188564Getting Yanko to taste turf before his big dirt races is dumb. He'll forget how to properly run on dirt
>>577977854You need to. It's really good, especially if you love her dynamic with the rest of Canopus in S2.
>>577988854He's just like me.
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01660857.htmlDura ASMR...
>missed a day of LoH tickets and I'm not even sure how or when
>>577993296>babuplayThat's gonna be a hard nyo from me dachi.
>>577991526yeah...it's on the increasingly long list of umas I want to play but need to choose which stretch of days I can commit to reading the moonrunes for since each new training story still takes a bunch of time and energy even now with umareader...my reps are also absolutely fucked since I've repeatedly gone days or weeks without doing them so the spaced repetition for a bunch of words is all screwy...
>>577993296You sure you didn't post Creek by mistake?
>>577963142The most ridiculous ones are V sisters. Profile wise Cheval should be the biggest then you see Vivlos and Verxina in game models where they got Bourbon tier tits while Cheval is abit nerfed like kaicho.
>>577976496>female leaderOf course. They ARE trying to make permanent residency harder to get and applying more restrictions on the type of visas they'll issue. So it seems like they just want the workforce, but don't want them to stay forever - they're retarded if they think that'll stop the pajeets from settling in Japan permanently though.
>>577993583absolutely, I was honestly a bit fucking gobsmacked seeing Verxina and Vivlos in-game after getting used to how they looked in season 3, I even thought there was a chance they'd patch the models with how stark the discrepancies were but that never ended up happening
>>577962910>83 is mediumI mean, of course Uma genes are superior than humans, but the boobs size distribution is still ridiculous to me when even b83 is considered medium. In other idol franchies like Love Live b 83 is already in big territory.
>>577993895Imagewise it's ok for Xina to be bigger than Cheval, like make her B88 like Ardan or something. But Viblos really took me off guard.
>>577993296There's a terrible joke I don't want to make ojou's POV
>>577989727So Ebayan can handle turf, now the question is whether he can run 2500m or not.
>>577994357>after Hong Kong
>>577951368I never made that connection between her being bad with crowds and wuflu classic before.
If it's like RTTT>The loud one: TM Opera O = Epiphaneia >The quiet one: Admire Vega = Logotype>The boring one: Narita Top Toad = Kizuna?I can't picture Kizuna as boring type after all that silly commentary
