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>my trainer's business card is eggshell with Romalian typ
>So that's how Flash-san did it>Hmm hmm
Tachyon LOVE
>>577804939That sounds like sapporo but worse
How do you pronounce this skill?
>>577804939bet it stinks there
wahey
>>577805127Go First Forever
>>577804989
>>577804820my nigga Minamizaka by a milefollowed by spica trainer
>>577805127adorably
your wife and son
we umapyoi
>>577805237He's in my seat.
>>577805127Goo first.Foo
>>577805127ORE TACHI GAGUNDAM DA
>>577804812wew
>>577805190Rape bait
I think I fell in love with an umadol
>>577804989Wife
>>577804939i should visit tomakomai
>>577805237Satano Jean is not my loverShe's just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my son
>>577805127GOOOOOOLST FOOOOOOas if you are watching a soccer match
>>577804815I know this line is purely just a mommy joke of no talking to strangers but it's still kinda weird that she'd imply a random ass uma can and would just kidnap a trainer away, since this franchise is all rainbows and sunshine
>>577805375i hope you get better soon
>>577804989>wow, I didn't know it could actually stretch that much...
>>577805396She is your wife and that is your sonTake your meds
>>577805178how did you figure that out
/uma/ August mid month recap>Xoggy CM>B Finals SOVL picks >Umama lost>autismambo merger failed>looptards still looping>no clubdrama..? Uma&co spy still on the loose
reminder that Doto is one of the few umas that can tell a dirty joke despite this game being PGshe NEVER goofs up btw
>>577805609Nobody wants to merge with Mambo TamaLove will merge with Autis/uma/
>>577805636What's the joke?
>>577805609I don't think I'll ever stop looping. What else would I do with clanking while I'm doing more important shit?
>>577805757she was worried trainer was going to 'eat her"
>>577805190This guy gives big Blue Archive's Sensei energy
>>577805237>son>singularThis is not the Satono way
>>577805895The other 21 are daughters
>>577805529Bourbon told me after winning the triple crown
serious doto....
>>577806013who would casca be and who would be the rapist horse
>>577805427she's literally me at the local playground except I break the slide because I'm too fat and I'm alone because I have no kids and the two high schoolers smoking weed next to swing set are laughing at me
Shit alt
>>577805127go first foo
>>577806109>the one time she took things seriously she became metaI kneel to the eternal umamusume villain
>>577805127We used to have brainstorms about it when the game launched. You might find in the archives.
>>577806113wow
>>577805925Fair enough
>>577806113mood
>calls us best friendsThis one sucks. Why even add one like this? Nobody playing this game is playing it to be "best friends" with their trainee. Maybe it's a low bond saying since she's still only bond level 2.
>>577805427>>577806113>tranny hag
>>577805609V won.
>>577806123retard
>>577805127Goo fist fucker
>>577805178This is the winner
>>577805435I mean, Gold Ship literally kidnap you, so she's right to be careful.
hey
>>577805127Goo First Finfinite
>>577806328>shit pizzaSkipping her banner
akebono BIG-ASS SHOES
>>577805127
>>577805127ground 0 first floor
>>577806302
>>577806328What the FUCK is that
>>577806467>wokelization
thoughts on this loopa
>>577805609TL note: keikaku means unc
How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>577806175That was me
>>577806302>>577806503El Señor Perla
>>577806154only correct answer here
Can someone create some fake mid month club drama?
>>577806595rape
>>577806328>no cleavageThis is just blasphemy. Shit alt indeed
>>577806569Explode
>>577806328Mio Dio...
Curren needs to get laid already who cares about club drama anymore
A jigg ishttps://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8https://jiggie.fun/8aJJm8
>>577806530seems like a sweet pizza
I hate that Mambo is back to A+.I hate it.I hate it.I hate it.
>>577806613umama is having hot steamy gay sex with all of mambo
only 1/4 of the gps are yours so who cares about looping
I haven't played (manually) in over a week... And i won't be playing for 1 more week either...
>>577806731That's fucked up
>>577806689She hates Italians
I'll join uma& co next month if they have a slot
>>577806938We are full, fuck off
>>577804939Sandgem Town...Home...
Yo so i just downloaded this game cause tiktok kept showing me the new eng version and holy shit the localization goes hard, they actually made the horse girls talk like real people instead of that stiff weeb shit like one of them just called me “bestie”, no cap the zoomer dialogue is carrying this game so far.
>>577806979kys v
>>577806767
seeking the fuck
>>577806858it's a bit weird but it's actually really good, if they do with a very thin dough it's even better
>>577806979Based
>>577806613Half tp double rewards ending soon will create more flatliners but this month won't be affected
Yo so i just downloaded this game cause tiktok kept showing me the new eng version and holy shit the localization goes hard, they actually made the horse girls talk like real people instead of that stiff weeb shit like one of them just called me “nigger”, no cap the zoomer dialogue is carrying this game so far.
>>577806613Mambodacchi cuts in line
is end closer xoguri a gaslight?
>>577806938I wanna join them too but they already have a guy leaking info
burger pocket fat and platlet
>>577806989>>577807073>>>/r/eddit
>>577805609spechud won
>joining a club to spy instead of making stuff up
>>577807035Spechan does not deserve this
>>577806762all me btw
>>577807040It's literal goyslop
>>577806989>>577807073Kek, Uma global not beating the troon allegations
>>577805609>>577807209And Oguri died from hunger
>>577807263It's honestly based as fuck, I hope he's gonna leak shit all the time
>>577805127Goo F00 Fighters!
>>577807241Why
>>577807263I'm thinking of joining annoying clubs with alts and quitting at the end of the month to fuck their fan count
>>577807334Knowing that those retards have to watch what they say at all times brings me immense joy
>>577807419evil horse
>>577807470
>>577806328wat does desert pizza taste like
>>577807586catus and sand
so many spy alts going to Uma&co goodluck recruiting ever again you lolcows
>>577807521This but unironically
What’re you drinking tonight, trainers?
>>577807638They had to rehire a low preformer this month because nobody else would join
>>577807590Prostitute
>>577807035>ERP in the club chatI'll join uma&co next month
>>577807521Bwo metafagged hard this cm and still lost
>>577807645
>>577807783
I'm in a club pretending to spy on them in order to feed them info from the club I'm pretending to spy for WHAT A THRILL
>>577807645>>577807824Oguri is a girl too, you know? She doesn't rape her trainer out of respect
release the umama files
I kinda want to move back down to A+ so I can waste time on random funny runs instead of Maru fan run all the time
Is there a way to have background uma not rendering? I can spare the 1.5 gb of ram while doing something else, but not the gpu utilization
>>577808134Mambocchi...
>>577808076>stallion
Stallions?
>>577808134You're supposed to do headless mant runs
>>577806276Just give her your carrot trainer.
>>577808474what the helly does this mean
>>577807716Water
>>577808314Ugly whore
I'm all ears for a corny joke
>>577808314
>>577808369>BWNCringe
>>577808076what if i used a plushie of her as an onahole
>>577808474I refuse to use ed****teither sweepydev come back or I keep my current output
>>577808554rude
>>577808369>BWNBased!
>My trainer drank too much carrot juice, threw up and passed out on the sofa.
Post your favorite CM Finals finishbeating Xoggers at Cancer is fun
>>577808763>the fixed up a fucking Cessna
>>577808685Can we send moomoocow to track down sweepydev since they're both serving the army
>>577808676>>577808763It's NBW actually
>>577805127Gundam Double O 1st for infinity
>>577808867OGURI CAPPU!
>>577808867>oguri seeing her passed out trainer who is drunk on carrot homemade booze>his belt is all messed up>pants almost down>she know she has to do something here but can't understand why>her hunger is now gone, or instead, is being replaced by something else
>>577809206>cuck comic
>>577809206Can't beOtherwise Kitahara wouldn't be balls deep in Belno
>>577808918My first win with Sei in CM5 is still my favorite. She was super behind approaching late rate, then hit the speed carryover combo of a lifetime, took the innermost lane and got ahead of Daiwa who had already used angling to then use her own and win it.
>>577807936All spies are one Creek sticker away from defecting. I know a thing or two about it
I wanna eat ramen every day but my mom said no
How do I make an end mutator parent (not for Oguri) What skills are must haves?
I got a new high TT score! just below retention
>>577809397>not for Oguriwhy are you lying to me
>>577809330BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>577809397your typical straight and long, uma stan, spurt, if the track can procc it, and early start
https://files.catbox.moe/d6qpwh.webm
Sometimes I think people asking for advice are trolling because I always think about how they can't figure it out for themselves when the information is a few searches on gametora
How do I make an end mutator parent (for Oguri)What skills are must haves?
>Want to run taishin>She'd require different parents>Want to run a pace>That'd require different parents3 late it is
>>577809397Umastan is the most important, leap forward if you want cheaper lightning surge
>>577809330Everyone liked this
>>577809664leap forward goes on all fields
>>577809659They just want to talk to someone
>>577808918virgo 1 where my digitan got uber brocked but maya came out of nowhere from the outside and clutched it
Fuji Kiseki
>>577809659A personalized response from a person you can ask follow-up questions to their answer is sometimes preferable to a a static piece of information.
>>577809659Give ss deck for maru auto runs
>>577809659what's wrong with people wanting to interact with the community
>>577809869Here bwo
>>577809659i refuse to look for anything other than a youtube tutorial
>>577809869how brutal is scheduleSS should be easily reachable unless you do 40+ races for danchou
>>577809987I only trust poorly formatted google docs because those are always written by true autists with sage level knowledge
>>577809659I don't think I've ever asked advice from you guys I follow the autistic bait formula of posting misinformation then getting corrected
>>577809841>lesbian
>>577809598I would fearlessly give an absolute slobbering motorboating to those tits right in front of Verxina and everyone else on the beach
yall niggas said umastan wont le work on miles
>>577808134But you don't have to do Maru fan runs all the time to be in an S club gwo
I build my uma strictly from the hallucinations that come to me in my dreams
>>577810210
CROIX DU NORD LOVE
>>577810210It works as a generic velocity skillIt doesn't really work as a pdm-counter
>>577810210Yeah we did, what seems to be the problem?
>>577809987That's the worst way to look for help. Asking on this thread isn't even bad half the time but people will gaslight you into thinking it's bad advice
Which uma would demand smoochies?
>>577810264I kinda do when brickey G1 run only gives like 400k
>>577808918I felt somewhat lucky getting a lobby in Capricorn 1 that didn't have Curren since I probably only won against her 3 or 4 times, but bottom guy's team had a 65/80 winrate that really had me unsure I had it in the bag. But then bottom guy's hog whiffed her ult completely and Biwa had the best Rushing Gale proc possible and never PDM'd against a solo SMaru front runner. It was a wild rollercoaster of a CM, I've never won against a hog if she appeared in finals since this happened unless I was the only one who ran it happened in Aries lmao so unless it ever happens again, this is pretty locked in for my favorite.
ASS
>>577810552
>Finger, scheduled to run in the Pacific Classic Stakes (G1) on August 22 (Sat) local time, has arrived at Del Mar Racetrack, the venue >This will be the first time a Japanese horse participates in the race
>>577810264most of my club has done over 60mill this month already, and we're barely in the 200s rank-wise
>>577809972>>577810058I've tried that with 3lb kawapri instead of stinko multiple times but kept getting around 17k
>>577810693>Fingering third>Fingering second>Finger at first!uhhh nice?
>>577810693
>>577810552Bu-chanOrfevre
>>577810726I'm at 100m this month while just looping.
>>577810808this but 130m
>>577810808this but 150m
>>577808918finished MANT with a win
>>577809360This is dangerously true. The club I was spying on months ago was so nice to me I ended joining it with my main and I'm still there since thenDo not spy mindlessly or you may be lured before you know it
>>577810436>looks at browsing history>tens of thousands of visits to Umachan>sees me calling the janny a faggot and reporting my own posts to make sure he sees it
>>577811064>calling the janny a faggot and reporting my own posts to make sure he sees itanons do that?
>>577811153I did it once
>>577810693Lookin at the field... It's quiet weak? None of the big G1 winners and they're mostly G3 winners too.
>>577811064Which Umamusume would approve of this behavior?
>>577810738You may not have a lot of white sparks on your parents because I'm sure most of the rating comes from buying a shit ton of skills
Divorce your uma
>>577811213uhh kinda based?
>>577810617
You should rape your umaNOW
>>577809659A lot of people don't know how to find information without being spoonfed, or are lazy. However, there are fair questions when stuff is not obvious though given how technical the game is.
>>577810412ourr fuarking talking horse
>>577805609>B Finals SOVL picksYou mean A finals SOVL
>>577811254
>Helios
>>577811324>overpowering an uma
>>577811324You can't rape the willing.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577811214Finger is strong but I wouldn't trust it's in the bag, I'm expecting Navajo Warrior to be a solid contender despite only racing G3s mostly
>>577809756>>577809847>>577809942I ask questions and don't reply back after getting my answers
>>577811324I can't even overpower a sickly old man.An Umamusume could kill me with no effort.
>>577805609I LOVE LOOOOOOOOOPING
>>577811324which uma would play along and let you "rape" her
>>577811332I love Ruby.I wish low self esteem was real and I had my closest friend aggravate that feeling.
>>577811460>Coal Shitty
this was the funniest thing to come out of this weekend
>>577805609I'm getting fun hits from my loooooooping sometimes.
>>577808918I'm watching all my recorded races right now, and on the CM finals videos... Whoever said Golshi was not as bad as the Xogger, I want to punch them in the face.
>>577811571Vodka Gold City Mejiro Bright Akebono
>>577811571Curren would do fake rape livestream for views
>>577810602A normal Parent auto gives you 700k fans and you wanna loop parent most of the time, especially if you're building a Rickey for the next CM
>Hellios
>>577811571Any of the mares that isn't Gentil I suppose
>>577811571
>>577811808
cripple love!
>>577811813Even Scarlet and Aruvu?
>>577811368Wish it was Hayahide that got the win, but proud your crybaby pulled through.
>>577811808>yurislopNeck yourself
>>577811918Scarlet and Dober idolize GrooveGroove would play along with anything her trainer asksAruvu is literally Groove 2
WTF why did no one tell me Vaudeville is literally Triumpulse but for fronts
>>577811571Machan, Tarumae, Buena, and Loves Only You
>>577811640me on the left
>>577812041
>>577811860Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape>>577811956You first, AIDS-ridden homosexual freak.
>>577812189sex
>>577812498What did she mean by this?
>>577812546She just misclicked the button haha, usual mistake
Sup
>>577812498Sluts
what's the current 2x TP cost career option for??
>>577812546She wants to see her trainer naked
>>577812725The aptitude test
>>577812546she just wants to inspect you and make sure you're washing properly haha, plus she's worried you'll fall asleep in the tub from how tired you always are so she'll keep you company haha
>>577812789yeah but what does it do
>>577810765Oref just wants you to pull her tongue
>>577812725The Trainer Aptitude Test that you'd get enough coins for everything in the shop just from autoing anyways
>>577808918CM6, the last Gold Ship CM.Teio firing the opening right before the finish made it better.https://litter.catbox.moe/hzhw60.webm>winning any CM was about firing NSM at the perfect spotI'm so glad unity cup is over.
>>577812871I hate fat umas
>>577812843give you 2x points
>>577810765Idgithe hell is her problem?
autobots, roll out
>>577808918It's gotta be Biwa winning Sagittarius Cup, I was on a long losing streak (CM3 to CM7) and I had never won the finals with her despite bringing her to every CM. Watching her push so hard and snipe Angling from the fronts to win the whole thing while XOguri and Golshi floundered really cemented that I can actually make oshi picks work after all and I don't need to run meta picks.
>still 4 tests at B rank because I'm going hard on loopasI don't wanna do it...
>>577812871fat fuck
>>577809659Yeah bro, it's better do discuss someshjit unrelated to game, than questions about game
>>577808918Not mine, my favorite is that anon's Taiki jobbing to Haru Urara of all thingsWhat the fuck was that lmao
>In retention range for the first time since maybe before MANTI didn't do anything special except recycle CM aces into TT like i always do
>do a run>S+>do the same run>UG4a tad swingy, this scenario
post something sleepy
>>577813171I only have gl umas in sprint and dirt and they aren't even good, the rest is mant parents/aces
>>577807586pizza pizza used to have apple pie pizzas, they were pretty good. i'd imagine a smores pizza is just that, smores
>>577813024Just clank them bro. I aced the whole thing on auto runs
feng shui?
>>577813024>he isn't getting A ranks with loopas
>>577813141kvno
>>577813024Just set the test on while doing loops, there's zero downsides
>>577813345>pedo
>>577813345
>>577813345kys
>>577813024you can clear the whole test with clankersjust pick uma with matching gold and do fanless run
>>577813434No lolis
>>577813141>>577813405YikeEmbarrassing
>>577813345feng shwei!
>>577813175
>open guide on how to loophttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRK40xCfzf--hQFNxuovgUu-LnAywx6NLlHVcAGfQfo/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.1tdnevr2hxbd>there is no info about how to loop
Have anyone successfully built late/end speed cap ace with 2 speed cards?
today is my BIG oshi legend race! and because of that i let her win because i have BIG love for my BIG oshi!afterwards i used nishino flower to win the next match because nishino is my ˢᵐᵃˡˡ oshi!i hope everyone can 5 star bono so you can have a buono timekeep it buono!
>>577813345I turned a chair the wrong way just for you.
>>577813684she should change her name to taimanin
>>577813735maybe the real loop was the friends we made along the way
>Watch Opera O's real life races>He's a surger who comes in from the back>Maybe even an end closer in certain desperate situations>Pace chaser with pace chaser specific skills and ults in both costumeswhat gives
>>577813837No really, there are tons of questions, but there is no info on how to loop
>>577813767based
>>577813684
>>577813767
>>577813767>purposely lose to your oshi legend racesNow this is the commitment I'm not ready to take
I'm on a 5 win streak with my Fronts in publics
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577813502>matching goldYou can unironically just clank with 5 pals and still pass because of gold inflation
Reminder for those that need it
>>577813759>fucking a hagEw
What a cute name... I'm too scared to join the room...
>>577813848Early on his career, before he became notorious and became KING BLOCKED. He was paceLook 1999 Satsuki Sho
>>577814046Post 'em so we can counter it
>Clankering all day>Go to do a real ace run>Go to borrow my usualy mile parent>All borrows used for the day>The clanker runs were all borrow runs
>>577813684Delete this!
>>577811705>looptardedumama isn't gonna like this one...
>>577811323Why exactly does Grass own a pair of very slutty short shorts?
>>577814065I feel like the retention has been static at 920k for weeks now, or I'm just too comfy at 1M
>>577814172umama's alt
>>577813767too based
>>577814598>stallion
>>577814564she strives to be as whorish as the average Japanese woman
>>577814564
>>577814564American uma
>>577814212Looked at it, he still seemed to be a 'betweener'early race he settled into 3rd from last, then stayed in the middle on the back stretch, and then on the final spurt he swung wide to the outside like a surger and sniped the first position at the last secondthen they gave Ope zero power stat bonus..
Right, so what's the best site to use for finding parents? I saw people mentioning ChronoGenesis isn't that good anymore, but I didn't catch WHY. Trying to loop like crazy now with Auto-Train and want to find some sick parents.
why is it that my end closers and late surgers never move up despite having the mid-race skills? tested a few times in room matches but they're always ending in 7-9th
>>577814838uma.moe and also discords
>>577814785Don't expose me
>>577814838I'm using both uma.moe and chrono. uma.moe feels less clunky so I use it more often
>>577814785Alright i looked at his netikeiba sheet and yeah his "positions at bends" are pace positionsbut the more spectacular wins are practically in fuckin end closer position lmao>>577814918you made me look at a good fuckin race though
>>577813513I'M NOT A KIIIIIIIIIIIID
>>577814838Someone in my club looped a sick Sichi and I used that to get the good skills to my internal parents
>>577814838chronogenesisuma.moediscords
>Going to have to skip Kris SPain. Are we getting an uma selector (paid or free) around Christmas time? I plan to 5* Helios so there's no room for luck there.
>>577814838uma moe and loopacord
>>577814712>american umas are ugly tranniesIt's over...
>watching every CM finals recording I've made>every URA and Unity CM is nostalgic and I remember my thought process for every one of them>every single MANT CM pissed me off because I was so so so so close every time>didn't even bother recording Taurus 2holy shit, if it weren't because I enjoyed playing MANT I would've quit the game so hard
aw crap I have to finish her mission
Why is it always Rice niggers that do this
>>577814564She's actually a slut and hides it under her Yamato Nadeshiko persona
>>577815027You know there is a selector tab with the appr. dates down, right?
>>577805000
>>577814949don't have a lot of examples but end closers races are always kino as fuckgolshi for example has B in both pace and late because in one race gentildonna made him accelerate early to the point he was racing like a pace, those two had a pretty explosive rivalry, may she rest in peacei assume for opera they gave the uma version A on late because of that
>>577815129Do what?
>>577815093>I was so so so so close every timeyou peaked
>>577815027Why do you retards not use your statues
>>577815027Yes, but Helios is not in it
>>577815272But that's not me
>>577815295I used over half my statues to 5* Yeppers. I don't think I have enough to do that again.
>>577815256Not start lobbies early and end up in a 6/9 room
>>577815363those statues have diminishing returns, couldnt you have been good at 4*...
>>577815239Tachy Scratchy
>>577814838There are some retard lucky parents that's only available on chrono for some reason
>>577805127do we blame or praise the localizers for thisor is this a direct translation from jp
>>577815363You probably will have enough, it's only like 2k Statues to 5*
>>577815525it has the same name in jp
Kirby derby
would umama say this?
>>577815027Skip Helios
>>577815676Umama would anhero before reaching Tracen
Am i fucking blind or why is there a rerun for Seeking the Pearl and Daiichi Ruby due barely three weeks after their first banners?
>>577815750Apparently there was a problem with the payment process at the time of their banners, that affected carats purchases. They reran the banners after fixing it
passable TT brickI was missing like 300 skill points cause of shit song rngLET'S GO RICKEY!
>>577815750Nobody rolled for Pearl the first time which made Cygames think the banner was bugged
>>577815272I thought that, but then I got plat on the nu-Unity CM and then I realized it was a scenario issue.
>>577815750you WILL accept the hag propaganda! You WILL save those eggs!
>>577815816Gonna remember this when i whiff a key gacha pull then send bomb threats to VISA headquarters
What if onii-chan has a thing for another uma?
>>577805127G zero zero first finifinity
>>577815883Not possible.
>>577815489If you're asking that question then you'd never understand.
This game cortisol'd meThe run was so bad that I was yelling at my self when I realized my right hand started to tingling slightly. I stopped everything and went to calm down in the kitchen with some chocolate milk while taking a deep breathI came back, canceled the run and closed the game. Umamusume can be so stressful that I sometimes forget it's just a game. Let's not kill ourselves bwos
>>577815883
>>577815836JP torenas are based hag haters, can't say the same for global though
>>577815997teiobwo... your blood pressure...
>>577815027Only 5 with statues unless you are a whaleCarats are too important to waste them for +20 initial stats>Are we getting an uma selector (paid or free)Wait for 2.5 anni selector
seeking the pearl has the sexiest dick sucking lips and she looks like a drunk auntie who would molest youi am 100% sold and i want to roll for her
>>577815997I'm craving choccy milk now too
lollmao
>>577815997I didn't know the summer heat got me feeling headaches all day turns out I was so fucking constipated my head just hurts but now I take fiber daily and it's been okay
>>577816071She is also quite wealthy and her parents set you two up for romantic getaways. I like her a lot, she is funny and kind.
Villain...
>>577816165She comes packaged with Riko.
>>577804939What did Hokko "Feng Shui is retarded and I fucking hate Rickey" Tarumae mean by this?
>>577816031I'm not 5*'ing for the stats. MAN, don't you have a fave? Someone you'd want to max out day 1?
Raping Little Cocon after she loses the URA Finals...
>>577816302me on the left
>>577815837
I don't like Buena Vista. Which Uma is for me?
>>577804939Do they not have bras at Tomakomai?
>>577815837Falcobros... fair enough I haven't won with Falco during MANT
>>577816452She is too saggy for normal uma bras
>>577816356nta but yeah I too wanted to 5 star a horse until I realized it doesn't do shit and it costs a fortune>but muh five star ;_;Save your password, reroll an account and 5 star pearl right now then run a careerWhen you're done feeling like a complete retard, go back to your actual account
>>577816436umama is for you
>>577816174Why would having a turd up your ass give you headaches?
aaaaaaaaaaaathe run just started don't make me lock in............
>>577816302Does that mean your Trainee comes packaged with you too?
>>577816593>groundwork charming el condor pasawitGOD guide this man
/dlg/ here, come pick up your faggot>>577816493>>577816206>>577815961>>577816195
>>577816593she wants it
>>577816452nope
>>577816593look at that faceshe's ready to fail 5% training
>>577815027>380 on ramonuWhy? The fuck?
>>577816668that one is from /v/ actuallysorry this happened to you
>>577816668WHO THE FUCK
>>577816648No, Riko is just too retarded to be able to survive without umas.
>>577816593Pace groundwork does NOTHING. Don't be fooled. Inner gate draw does more than GW combo.
>>577816668Those two horses owe me sex
>>577816723120 free pulls?
>>577816668hey come on I like deadlock too
>>577816723Oops, that should be 280. 120 misc pulls + 280 = 400. Don't tell me it is only 60 like last time...
>>577816782How did Riko survive and got to such a high position before having Cocon and Glasse?
>>577816165The mogger of Bubble gum fellow
>>577816827They are already planned in when you enter your pulls
>>577816801you can't just use an item that lets you pick gate, not until LoH at least, but I do want that lucky pace Pasa, as witGOD suggested
name 5 things about hokko tarumae without mentioning her tits
>>577816241Villain umanko
>>577816957dirterdirter asssexsex with dirterscow
>>577816827Bro.... read what's written above the Misc Pulls column.
>>577816937I had the GW combo on my pace Yeppers last CM. If she got gates 5-9 she didn't get the promotion. She always lost it to some GW-less chump that got the 1-4 draw.
Mile S never drops. About to give up. How important is it
>>577816957Her boobsHer melonsHer juggsHer saggersHer chesticles
>>577816957bobbiesmelonstittiesbreastssaggersmilk jugs
>>577817052not really anon, its mile
I don't usually bother saying goodnight to the thread but tonight I feel like it so goodnight bwos
>>577816905If you enter 280 pulls, it calcuates that you only need to spend 160 (280-120) pull of your own.
>>577816241HERO
>>577816957She looks a bit chubby, especially in the thighsShe's from that Tokamakai or whatever villageShe runs on dirtShe had ginormous uddersDamn, this is hard
>>577817052It's very important, it's mile
>>577817218Hey this is my exclusive oguri image you can only use the standard one
>>577816931>>577817025oh, right right
>>577817149*smooch*goodnight gwochi
>>577817052Even in sprint, distance S was the deciding factor
name 5 things about copano rickey without mentioning feng shui
>>577817267What you gonna do about it?
>>577816668yada
>>577817309Jackie Chan - FUCK
>>577817309CopaFeng sh-FUCK
>>577817285Now run those numbers again and weep
>>577817314This *kisses you deeply on the mouth with lots of tongue*
>>577817290>deleted
>>577816356I want to do that when my oshi gets her 2nd alt but I will just save statues no need to use carats
today i will remind them
erp general
>>577817470WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
>>577817309TitsPitsSilly shoesHair ballsYu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
>>577817290Bro!?
We fucked
>>577817440Cant you be just be a faggot on /trash/?
>>577817052When has distance S ever not be important?
Is this Brian good enough to fix with factor research or no
I am dense and oblivious to Palmer's advances on me
>>577816356just because you want to doesn't mean you should
>>577817548helios would say this
>>577817470delete this
>>577817590Some of the early sprints where lolnoaccels and low power meant you weren't getting up to top speed, but that's no longer an option
>>577817646"what are those" is a vine meme.... it's like 10 years old.....
>>577817646that's unccore though
>>577816957her outfit looks funnyno idea what's up with the pet thingshe's rickey's friend she got destroyed in that one overseas G1she owes me sex
>>577817620looks more like a loopa uma to me
People pay money to visit Doto in her home just to touch her butt
>>577817657>butt sniffinghorses are never beating the big dog allegations
>>577817657so true
>>577817470>>577817647What's so wrong about those boots with the fur?
>>577816827And how much is 380+120? Also, what the other guys said
According to my calculations, if i buy the guaranteed paid uma banner i have a 52.6% chance of getting a dupe of one sort or anotherWould you take those odds..
>>577817748Doto's dotos are that big??
>>577817657>WHAT DOTH LIFE
ulala...why are you looking at me like that...
Here's my ace for the upcoming CM
>>577816484She was so close to winning Gemini she was so strong but she had a massive late start on finals and never recoveredI still think about it
>>577818002You gamble on dumber shit in your careers all the timeNo_
>>577817470the Uohka Timbs....
>>577818028Kingu wouldn't allow this to transpire in her room
>>577818028She's been acting weird lately.
>>577817440Me on the left
>>577818106She wouldn't but she's currently completely helpless from getting dicked out of picture
>>577818028Urara's tits are not that big...
>>577818002>>577818048I think im about ready to pulltalk me out of ittalk me into itcall it
>>577818263Rice Shower dupe
>>577818263dokai deio sbebbu da :DDDDD
>>577818263Brickey Lucky Super Happy
>>577818263Do it fagAlso White Macuckie
>>577818263surprise spechud spook
>>577818263Fuku
>>577818263teio
>>577818385oh she's yayoi from teppen wtf I didn't realiseI liked that anime a lot it was funny
>>577818385>Milky Holmes
>>577818263>>577818002According to my calculations, spending $21 on a rice shower dupe is better than getting one after spending 4500 free carats
>>577818263Mejiro Buraito desu wa
>>577818263Copa in 7 x10 pulls
>>577817620needs at least 2 star scen sparks
>>577818263woe spechud be upon ye
Good milening!
>>577818263MIIIIINAAAA
>>577818263hishi akebono dayo, bono bonooo!
uhhh what the helly
>>577818263Well, who did you get? I got ballroom Fuji
AAAand i got Summer Week'd>>577818383>>577818551Winner Winner Chicken Dinner>tfw i got Long-Shot Star on a fucking guaranteed pullWould have been a dupe if it was Bono-chn or Dokai Deio>tfw i cant fucking (you) all those posts because the system thinks im spamming
>>577818385A full sixteen generic dotnosed nothingfaces. Anime art is pathetic
>>577818705praise, ye uma of fat and racism
>>577818705you got the sexy one, congrats
>>577818705At least you got a new uma
>>577818684So this is Tracen's prince...
>>577818705deserved for being a buhimian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVtXRGJnLus
>>577818824I spend on one of the discount packs and those two mini packs every half anniAnd it's still not enough for one third of a spark..i use it on daily pull gamba
w uma
There really have been a lot of ups and downs and derbies today!
>>577818818Mating press Fuji
>>577818705Spe-chan!
>Run Maru as a GP>only 3 A's to pick from for pink sparks>get turf and front runner sparks non-stop 10 runs in a row
Brown
Creeku says no no
How many extra races do you guys run while looping (grand)parents? I know for the great great grandparents you just wanna do every G1 for affinity, is the same true here?
>>577819374she'd forgive me whenever I'd so it anyway
>>577819281>turf sparksHand them over
>>577819282Brown?
>>577819374
>he uses a power card in his deck
>>577819438Brown.... LOVE
>>577819520Nice...
Foreign English speaking umas.
>>577819374AAHHHHHHHH I should've listened
>>577819449Stop that
It's the Matikane Room!
>>577819683That was my favorite MANT event!
>>577819571brown foodbrown drinkslow metabolism
cingray bros???
>>577819796wow look at all those umas I wont be rolling for
>>577819796what is this tierlist for? the current LoH?
Maybe I should rewatch cingray againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yi4FYPKRLs
>>577819625This is a Japanese woman.
>>577819796mayano sex
>>577819942She literally orders biscuits and gravy at the cafeteria.
>>577819282>>577819438could be darker ngl
>>577819796oguri crap
>>577820014It’s cultural exchange. She’s curious about what those strange foreigners have for breakfast.
Umas who would eat Chicken and Dumplings?
>>577820041Yeah kinda
>>577819796>og taiki still in s tierYUP YUP YUP
>>577819796I love Espy so much it's unreal
>>577820076I saw her pay US taxes! I'm her trainer, I know her!!!
>>577820050Her not being a real doctor makes it hotter
>>577820257sex sex sex sec sex sex aex aexs exe aexxwxwxexwxex
>>577820343
Reminder Wonder Acute is the game only because Brickey decided to job against a fucking 9 YO horse
>>577820470You wanna get punched by an old lady?
>>577820470and thats a good thing
>>577820470tyson could never
>>577820470Everyone needs to say thank you to Rickey.
>>577819924General CM tierlist, if an uma is top tier for several CMs she's SS. Cingray Oguri is a limited character and she's already top tier for nothing
>>577820470show some respect young man
>>577819796tomakomai won
>>577820257She keeps saying y’all, yet insisting that she’s Japanese…
>>577820573Also Cingray Oguri is limited to Arima like Commander Spechud so she's not a generalist all purpose uma, very misleading chart.
>>577820257god herohero is so good at drawing lewd horses
>>577820697grass wonder buff, doesn't count
>>577820675She's also for miles
I'm gonna be honest. I don't like alt outfits. They always look worse than their original race outfits.
>>577820874You only say this because Taishin alts all suck.
wish there was an option to quick-glue an uma in the results screen
>>577820874Taishin had a flat unappealing body btw
…
>>577820874I wonder why a Taishinfag would say such a thing
>>577820675She's also a mile uma but she's shit for it.>limited to ArimaEven for Arima she's mid now, the only reason she was good is because fronts had literally no cards. Cygames didn't want to do the same mistake as when Orfevre was released so they released a ton of pace cards right before the CM while fronts had none.Now that fronts have cards too she's mid.
>>577820928Not only, but yes, they do. And so does every other uma's alts.Taishin isn't my favorite. I just chose an image at random.
>>577821003What cards did Fronts get? I thought it was just Tap Dance Speed
>>577821029the umas are idols they dont eat like pigs
>>577820990cutei got to pet a little baby horse the other day
>>577813476hokko's honkers
>>577821029Doto rape
>>577821029but now you're wrong, Doto's alt is cute as hell!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OXVNYbSwo
Is it acceptable to lust for dirters here?
>>577821085
>>577820874I like some of them so far. Falcon looks fine, Ticket's boobs look super hot, Hayahide's red dress is an improvement over her stupid circus performer getup, Special Week's bikini looks nice... I don't like all of them, but some are fine
>>577818385>arisex>habersex>elsexI think Vivlos is sex now...
>>577821029Dot-o’-lantern is one of the best outfits in the game thougheverbeitfully?
>>577821163yes, this is a dirt general after all
>>577821163very much so.
>>577821163It is EXPECTED
>>577821085shut up falcon you're the only one who cares about being an "umadol" (what a stupid word lol)
>>577821163dirters are for rough tail-pulling sex for the sole purpose of recreation
Don't get me wrong, as a proper unc that I am, I love serafuku, but xmas oguri's outfit is better.
>>577821243man I can't wait for Shinko Windy.
>>577820470I don't disrespect bronze and silver collecting umas, in fact I love them
>>577821262>No tail on Rickey
>>577821150Doto looks dumb as hell!
>>577821150It's cute, but worse than her original race outfit. It also looks very out of place compared to other proper race outfits. Same with the chistmas alts, and wedding alts, and swimsuit alts, etc. You have uma out there on the tracks, running their asses off, but they're in bikinis and wedding dresses for some reason? Not even racing outfits with motifs, but actual bikinis and dresses.
>>577821067It's mostly that Cygames released good generalists on top of Speed TapSpeed Dia a must have long card with 2 speed goldsStam Doto the best stam card with 2 speed golds tooStam Kiseki a front long card that gives you the choice between front/long encroaching shadow+ a speed gold or 2 speed golds. And of course wit Ebayan which is still used in every single deck.For that Arima CM the situation was so bad they had to use cope cards like Shakur (only gives a gold recovery) and speed Teio that doesn't give useful skills for fronts
>>577821343Feng Shui told her it was better to hide it or she'd lose a tooth i dunno furniture
>>577821163
......
>>577821414holy fuark I'm going to tomakomai
>>577821382>It also looks very out of place compared to other proper race outfits.Yeah I don't love that aspect of them. But the normal racing outfits are so varied to begin with that it doesn't seem like a very big deal to me. Like, consider McQueen, Tachyon, Bourbon, and Vodka. Their primary outfits are already all over the place. If a lab coat/straitjacket and a spaceship costume can fit, then why not a random Santa dress?
>>577820696>>577820627a beauty and a cutie
>>577821382In a better world, umas would run wearing their PE uniforms at least for round 1 of CM.
So why doesn't Anime Oguri play Koera again?
>>577821393Damn that's a lot of stuff to roll for in a short ammount of time
>>577821520Hook, line, and sinker.
I miss her, bros.
>>577821689Ebayan, Tap and Doto come with free pulls at least.
>>577821871Just get a new wife.
>>577821530That's the thing. Their original race outfits, despite often being very outlandish, still mesh with the characters themselves. The problem isn't so much the disparity between styles of racing outfit, it's that the alts are often not very fitting for the character, or as racing attire. Like, if the concept of matrimony was integral to an uma's identity, that'd be fine, as you could design a racing outfit with weddings as a motif, but it's another thing entirely to be like "yeah this uma, who has nothing to do with weddings or anything of the kind, is going to go and run her races in a big poofy frilly wedding dress now." It just looks stupid.
>>577821938Ok but Hishi Amazon would make a perfect wife
Jigg menu:https://jiggie.fun/Br3SaRhttps://jiggie.fun/MKRgl2
>>577822190I'll just sit with those three on the left and be well satisfied
>>577822190me on the left
>>577822190My dick flattened by the 3 on the right please
>>577821370VERY cute Doto
>>577822328Doto is only cute when she's naked.
>>577822190me under the couch sniffing all of their feet
How many stam sparks do you think I'll need if I borrow MLB Ruby for a 0% growth uma?Will 3 be enough, or do I need to go for 6?
>>577822190this is wrong, ramonu would not smile
>>577821029Doto poster having shit taste, how shocking.
>>577822469>cheerfulmaru
How the fuck do you use the power card in GL? Three day from trying Ruby and all have sub 1500 speed>Do 12+ speed sparks>Drop one wit card and do the wit sparksWhich one is more reasonable?
>>577822642Ah, thank you for explaining why the artist gave "Maruzensky" such small boobs
>>577822485What do you want to hit? 600 stam?
Any latest uma brainrot?
>>577821452Gentlemen
>>577822773
>>577822773>Actually tagged on tf2 spy in danbooruKek.
>>577822684Speed and Stam sparks
>>577822704Anon, that's not Zensky. That's Mayano.
>>577822917Yeah that's what I'm saying
>>577822726soup
>>577822684Stam and power sparks, run 3 speeds
>>577822881>Mini the Lady>StallionWhat did CyGames mean by this?
>>577822726*brap*
Masturbate to older umas.
>>577822190Proposing marriage to Dober
>>577822997Sup
>>577823046Already have.
Nakayama Festa
>>577823117nm u?
>>577823178gambler sex.
>>577822719Yeah, 550-600 for the upcoming CM. I'm training regular Grass Wonder.Deck is gonna be KSB, Tachyon, SR Fuku SR Scarlet, and Borrowed Ruby.I'd really like to be able to include more wit and speed sparks if I can to stabilize the consistency of my runs, so only having to bring 3 stam instead of 5 or 6 would help a lot.
if you married mcqueen you'd have to watch baseball with her
>>577822997Hello bwo
>>577823234colorful squirt guns
>still no super creek gf in my life
>>577823046haha what if she pulls her short shorts down and you masturbate and cum on the inside of them haha and then she pulls them up and wears them like that for the rest of the day haha
>A week aka 7*5=35 available attempts to train with borrowing nishinoI should have pulled her damn.
which uma would be a bejiitabro
Is it there something wrong with Autotrain?I mean, the chances of getting a 3 blue sparks seems to be higher, because i cannot get those, but once i play it normally it's easier to get...
>>577823353My wife....
>>577823414Bakushin O
>>577823414El condor pasa
>>577823392>A week aka 7*5=35 available attempts to make a decent Nishino parent using borrowsI shouldnt have pulled her damn.
>>577823243I've done lile 8 Pearl runs (no stam/pwr growth) and I can tell you that 9 stam sparks with sporadic power training nets you around 650 stam on average.
buying mejiro gf
>>577821629Probably jap copyright autism, happens all the time in chuuba's circles.
>>577823392Just use borrows and put her in GP slots
>>577823414>descended from greats>stubborn>jobber supremeKingu
>>577823687...?
Kita gets Firm resolve for free???
>>577823754Reminder Digi lied about Kingu's ass
>>577823414digitan could name more moe anime than any bejitabro
>>577823810>high expectations due to big achievements by parent>always beaten by a retarded yet lovable gluttonHuh
>>577823687they are whores after all
Macha-chan has a bratty side?https://youtu.be/N02wEu2WJwE
>>577823818Dober would offer herself to you for free.
>>577823840I don't think Digi would lie about such things.Maybe your tastes aren't first-rate to appreciate such caboose.
>>577822190The Mejiro mansion...
>>577823831>>577823831This one is insane though
>>577823963
>>577823687They are buying (You)
>>577823687I honestly need Mejiro Ramonu to rape me, completely suffocate me with everything her body has to offer, destroy me, ruin me, leaving bruises and bite and nail marks on my body, making me beg for more and more, even peg me until i have no more tears for crying.
Mejiro Ramonu is so incredibly, unbelievably ugly.
>>577824214Only if you dress up as her favorite racetrack
Mejiro Ramonu is so incredibly, unbelievably beautiful.
mamazensky
>>577824360totally do that so she can run over me
Can (you) admit which uma is your fav in your social circles... or would it lead to trouble?
>>577824282
>>577824427Wouldn't this piss off Maruzensky saying that...
>>577824487I don't think most would bat an eye about Vodka.
If umas eat so much their stomachs get bloated or whatever, are their shits also equally as massive? Do we know if oguri regularly destroys toilets?
>>577824487yeah just be normal about it?
>>577824487I've already expressed my favorite is Rice and one of my uncultured friends dares to call her a loli and call me a lolicon. He's such an oaf sometimes.
>>577824487My social circles already know i love big, fat, caring women and most of my fetishes. So i'd have no proble to tell them my favorite is Super Creek.
>>577824487Bro just dont tell anybody you want to fuck uma And you alright, say something like "i like her story a lot"
>>577824567umamusume don't poop
So what did we learn from this thread?
>>577824487I also told my normie friend that Rice is my favorite and he didn't mind.
>>577824667Wouldn't her butt smell bad
>>577823920Why do you think she has no friends?
>>577824567Richest men in the umaverse? Plumpers and toilet manufactures.
>>577824487“my favourite is nishino flower, i think she’s cute” vs “my favourite is nishino flower, i want to bend her over”
>>577824653don't go saying shit like that. you're just begging for someone to post scat.
>>577824487All of my friends are middle-aged loli loving weebs. They wouldn't care either way.
Hit me um on thisHow much both uma banners gonna cost? Both for 1500 carats? or?
>>577824487/uma/ is my only social circle and they seem to be welcoming with my preferences
>>577824487You guys have a social circle?
>>577824693Wrong.She always has me.
>>577824487I could tell my friends that I jerk off to cunny and they wouldn't bat an eye, I don't think they'd care about who my fav uma is
>>577824487I told my best friend my favorite uma is king halo
>>577824380Mommy
Me and Mr. CBT.
>>577823920I was neutral to her before. Watching this made my opinion dip negative. I hate that slothful way of talking as well as that egocentric behavior. Jot me down as a machan hater.
… ugh.
>>577825084guh...
>>577823920brats are quick to recognise brats
>>577824850I didn't say a word but my friends started calling me teiobro spontaneously
>>577825030>that egocentric behaviorI was called a schizo when i pointed that out last timeshe's literally MEMEMEMEME talk about MEif it wasn't for her tits she would have no redeeming quality
>>577825221her thighs too
>>577824763they're the standard priced 1500/5000 carat packs but they also come with a selector1 of each for umas and supports, 4 total
>>577824763Bwos???
You'll remember machan when you lose to her
I won't lose to machan
>>577825314I dont think these are selectors bwo?
>>577824487My social circle isn't weebs but I've told them what umas is, and this has been my phone wallpaper for monthsif any of them cared I'd tell them all about her
Macha sitting on my face every day to make sure I remember her
>https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3395Surely it's evos?
>>577825084SAY IT. SAY THE WORD.
>>577825503which of those items says evo skills to you?numeric affinity will be nice
>>577825543… men!
>>577825503CYGAYMES WON'T DO SHIT
>>577825583>>577825503>horse daughtershang onyou're in the wrong thread, mate
>>577825180Post tummy haha
Derbulence increases
Stir fry localizers into a wok
What if you discovered Dober's stash of private doujinshi, featuring her original character (that looks exactly like her) getting her back blown out by her made up trainer (that looks exactly like you)?
>>577825603DOBER WON'T ACT LIKE THAT
>>577825860Depends. Does she know I've seen it?
>>577825860what kind of freak goes through someone else's personal things? that's just uncouth.
>>577824763Bwos... help...
>>577825503>.jp
>>577825954>>577825954>>577825954zuma thread
>>577825860I’d call her a freak and put in my two weeks’ notice to stop being her trainer.
>>577825942Pretty sure they're all just the usual 1500 paid carats each
>>577826015Ty bwo, i need to PAY for this
>>577824380too bad she's an insufferable bitch
>>577825503gwo that's not for us
