FLASHBANG TRANNIES EditionPrevious>>577785908>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed]Aug 12 Patch 7.0 Notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpF8gI71Vjo [Embed]Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY [Embed]Aug 12 PS+ Game Catalog https://blog.playstation.com/2026/08/12/helldivers-2-joins-playstation-plus-game-catalog-today-devoid-of-liberty-update-out-now/Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
i love my seaf chan gfc
just reposting it here since I'd like some feedbackanyone getting an uptick in ridiculous ricochets too? Jar round on flesh level of stupid?
AND NOW, THE GALATIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>577833914
>>577833914my dick gets hard thinking of democracy
>>577834020my dick gets hard thinking
>>577833914it always reminds of me the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
>>577833914>mfw i still see normalfags seething because people "don't get that Super Earth are the vilains"OUR WAY OF LIFE, GALAXY WIDE
>>577834036she saved /hdg/
we are the raped diverswe carry the flame
>>577834343Their minds have not been liberated yet. And any divers that say that are cultists.
>>577834343Gotta be retarded to not see that Super Earth are villains. Bots, bugs, and squids are villains too though. Villains that Super Earth created.
>>577834343all those people would become villians the moment 3 meals in a row are skipped.
Crazy how the Bolt pistol can just stagger lock harvesters
>>577834094my dick gets hard
>>5778347183 whole meals is being mighty generous
>>577834701>perfect example of a mind-flayed communist bug sissyshut the fuck up faggot, we need resources and bugs bots and squids arent made in gods image so they are of satan. we are the good guys and if you think otherwise, you are the badguys. If its not of earth, its an enemy. real simple.
>>577834036she doomed /hdg/
>>577834823Lots are vegens are are quite used to not eating.
>>577833801
>>577834701>and here you see, a dirty fucking traitor trying to spread his disgusting lies about Super Earth.
>Super Earth are the real bad gu-Gay. It's them or us.
>>577834036>camel toeh-hot
>bots recycle people into magic blood plasma or whatever>NOOOO THIS IS AN ATROCITY STOP IT NOW>super earth pressures the old, the unproductive and infirm to march into the recycling chambers>HEIL FREEDOM!!! It is every super citiziens final duty to go into the recycling tanks and become one with liberty!Why are Helldivers like this
>>577835029>boring extract
>>577835317You do it for Super Earth. They do it to destroy it. We are not the same.
Lobby doko
I'm shooting them in the balls man!
i'm afraid it's truklear
you were supposed to complete the second MO objective while I was asleep. wtf happened
>>577833891Rocket ricocheting more often on direct hits for me.
>>577835317We sacrifice ourselves for the betterment of ourselves and Super Earth. Everything the bugs bots and squigs do is to destroy us. They fear us, and they fear the true path of managed democracy. We are fighting a war on 3 fronts, galactically surrounded by numbers and tech that out way us, and we are still winning? MOTHER FUCKER WE ARE THE UNDERDOGS AND WE ARE WINNING! HAVE SOME PRIDE! >Remember, we dont hate aliens. Aliens hate Freedom.
>>577835730Tested with gyrobased weapons and yeah shits fucked.Even the grenade on the one two at one point ricochet'd out of a squid ship to blow my teammate that was walking by.
You fuckers are cringe.
to be cringe is to be free
>>577836168We're 30yo+ playing video games. Of course, we're cringe you retard. Thats the point.
>>577836267>30yo+yo go home boomer, where's ur family
>>577836406You're my family, anon
>>577836406sray at home dad lil guppy, you seeing the trend? its cool to not work loser! have fun getting drafted tho.
SEAF will move out of the way of a landing pelican but they won't move out of the way of an armed hellbomb
>>577836258I said it first, you host!
>>577836406NTA but i'm 30 and left my ex girlfriend because i didn't have time for videogamesI miss the seggs but we are living in the only period of human history in which i can waste my life on pixels withoud doing anything else and i must take full advantage of it, it's what my ancestor wanted for me
what's up with that input delay when you try to get your oustil out when you're out of ammo? Sometimes I have to jackhammer my key to make sure I pull out the blicky
>>577836258I'll just do it myself. Lobby sex gaming.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242429850533/76561198371599905
>>577836674jesus fuck>get your pistol outthat forbidden jumbo koolaid is fucking my brain out
>>577836674Lots of weird shit happens with inputs. The supply backpack gets its input eating half the time. Stims, same. Reloads ? What reload ? You never reloaded. Also your mag is gone, loser.
>>5778367323/4
>mfw I board my pelican, leaving my SEAFies to face the conga line of mindless masses spawns
>>577836935i keep getting faield to join lobby
>>577836732FVLL
>>577836732>failed to join for three times until finally joiningswedeslopalso lobby full folks
>>577836935My game crashed just as I was about to join :(((((((((((((((((((((((
>>577837090because you're slowfailed to join the lobby = it filled and you attempted joining said full lobby via the link
Well fuckWho's hosting next? Notme
>>577836590They will however remove bad players with a gatling
>>577837191Do we have leaks
1st time host be kindsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242431783502/76561197994359027
>>577837520The voices in my wall
Cultist status?
>>577837671
>>577837835>kunnuki like this guy
OK guys can we have a fun serious discussion regarding a being born in super erf?Yes, we know that all 3 fronts are due to Super Earth's fault.However, even if we imply that you are not brainwashed by propaganda, what the fuck can you even do except to fight for Super Earth?You can not undo this mess. All 3 factions want you fucking dead and nobody is going to have a civil discussion on "hey guys, we just got on the wrong foot, can we start again peacefully?" hippy shit.You either be a good boy citizen and kill yourself when you get old, or you fight in SEAF or become a Helldiver because otherwise someone from the 3 fronts will eventually kill you because they simply do not care anymore.If you become a dissident, you get killed by Truth Enforcers too.Every single road leads to becoming cannon fodder as the best case scenario.What would (You) do?
>>577837913>reeducatorwhy is it so FUCKING SHIT man
>>577838021>>reeducatorI forgot this fucking thing existed lmao
>>577838082like the sterilizer
>>577837978
>>577837978>What would (You) do?heave sex with seaf chan
>>577838021same reason why deescalator and sterilizer are pretty shit for their intended status effect application purposesthe status decay and thresholds needed to apply the effects are too high relative to the status application per shot
>>577838021>>577838082>>577838178I still don't know about it's use case
>>577838021>>577838082reeducator has a super-niche of being a rundiving solofaggot's best friend as it can confuse any enemy that is not a leviathan or a factory strider, giving you big opportunity to just run the fuck away and if you run far away, despawn them.However in most scenarios that is a massive waste of time that having ultimatum or some AT grenade could fix within 10 seconds instead of turning it into a 2 minute ordeal.
>>577838232me on the right, but who is on the left???(You)?
>>577837978At best, assuming that you can escape unnoticed, the cyborgs are your only real hope for getting out. They were willing to extend an olive branch just before the cyberstan invasion, even though they knew it was futile. Squids want you dead and if you want to talk to the bugs, I've got some lead paint you can have as a drink on the way to their hives
>>577838305I tried using it on the illuminate and I swear the crusher gives zero fuck and the NotStalkers laugh as they keep beelining for me.
>>577838396also you
>>577838628I haven't tried it on nu-squids yet, if they dont work on crushers then its fucking shit
>zero lobbies>start game to play a match>two lobbies already filledcan you fucks not make lobbies when im unavailable
>>577838787how about your faggot ass just hosts one yourself
>>577838787just make one yourself fatty
>older sister walking around the house in her panties and tank top>again
>>577839131She feels too safe around you and probably thinks you are a massive loser and will never do anything to her no matter how she dresses.please do not attempt incest, it will ruin your relationship with her for the rest of your lives
>>577839131My mom does this, but I never felt anything sexual
>>577839245nah i'd win
>>577839131She clearly asking for it, try your luck
>find out you can destroy cognitive disruptors with SEAF artillery shells>try it once>smoke shell lands absolutely perfect on it, but doesn't destroy it>think its just one of the troll wiki facts that waste your time because nobody double-checks anything there>fast forward 500 hours and 1 year later>turns out that the fact is correct but only does not apply to smoke shells since they are the only ones with 0 demolition forcejust fuck my shit up senpai... all these opportunities to make my mission easier wasted...
>>577839131She wants to FUCK
>>577839245my sister runs around naked and I have ti remind her to put on clothes because the neighbour keeps trying to get an eyefull
>>577839245>please do not attempt incest, it will ruin your relationship with her for the rest of your livesSpeaking from experience?
>>577835029>d10 player brownthe unfortunate trvke many are unwilling to accept.
>>577839565don't blame yourself anon the sweds are just retarded look at the missile silo debacle
>>577839367My mom used to do this, and I always felt it was very sexual but probably because I was super horny virgin teenager. She was a teacher and used to wear a nice office-skirt looking thing with stockings and it used to drive me nuts.
>>577839565dumb nigger fuckall SEAF shell projectiles share the same values and it's the shell itself - not the aoe effect that kills the objectives like jammerscognitive disruptor is completely immune to damage and what happened you clipped all four power units with a single shell
>>577833914I'm still mad it doesn't play every hour in the super destroyer
>>577839131I highly suggest you play this game
>>57783391470 days until Liberty Day
>all these lucky motherfuckers with female sibling>meanwhile I'm stuck a faggot older brother who used to beat me up every single day and is now begging me for money inside his jail cell
>>577837978i guess i could just be some incel factory worker in some planet deep in super earth territory, get a goldfish and die in my 40s before any c-01 permit could get through
>>577839904that's the younger sister thoughbeit
>>577839131Helldivers?
>>577840018>begging me for money inside his jail celljust ignore and don't give it to him?say you developed a gambling addiction and don't have any money yourself?
>>577835029>less swedishwordcloud with insights on how to make the game better
>>577840018>haga nerd where's my money">the humble blicky:
Do I have to link my steam to a snoy account to be eligible for teddy snuggles?
>>57783993670 days until the firework filler MO
>>577840085is incest allowed on Super Earth as long as we both sign the C-01 form???
>>577840162You can log in with your Steam account directly, maybe it is not needed?I am too scared to try because I have 100k+ SCs cheated in. Let us know if you do try.
>>577839131i rightfully tell her that she's dressed up as a tramp or whore
>>577840287I'm worried about it because of the whole snoy linkage thing, and I dont want to be on their faggoty system or subject to their bugman rules
So they aren't cannibalising the driver warbond for this campaign? Will they sell the rest? Is it just original rewards from now on?
Squid - D10 Mindless Masses lobby>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242436674525/76561197996904757
I love mindless masses, it is the only place where SPEAR mains (me) are actually the overpowered meta crutchers.Anywhere else RR reigns supreme.
Did they add anything in the files with this hotfix?
>>5778404472\4
how come d1 missions for bots and bugs have shit like escape pod data, illegal broadcast, and eliminate one enemy, all of which can be done and extracted in 3 minutes, but squids d1 are all multiple objectives across the map that take 10 minutes minimum?i just wanted to grind the personal order real quick and go back to bots
>>577840620I like these amateur 3D renders, you can see that the creator doesn't have the full sense of dynamically posing characters to make them look more cinematic or natural but their heart and spirit is in the right place.
>>577840426They'll probably save the Helldriver stuff for a motorcycle warbond down the line.
>>577840620>>577840447FVLLWE DIVE
what the fuck is goin on in here. Talk about super earth or something ffs not this gay incest bullshit. whats ur favorite primary, flavorwise?
GrabTheSamples
>>577840774I like LibCarb because it is basically a mini Stalwart in your primary slot and that shit is viable, practical and usable on every single front, mission and situation.For regular bugs, regular bots and regular squids double edging dickle is also usable and my favorite, but it is not a good choice on subfactions that need bigger DPS and are a lot faster.
gfl2 warbound when? voymastina would make arrowhead millionsenough of undefined mystery meat, time for cute girls
BRING BACK THE FLAMETHROWER FRVWHERE IS IT YOU FUCKS
>Contrary to some belief, activating the artillery terminal will not alert nearby enemies, it is simply coincidence due to patrol routes.
>>577840790I don't even see the samples anymore.
I do enjoy the artworks they are posting on twitter these days
>>577840790But why?
d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242438082570/76561198066017633
>>577833801Give me loadout ideas for squidsArmor, primary, secondary, throwable and stratagems
>>577841347what kind of lust provoking image is that wtf
>>5778413124/4
>>577840018>all these lucky motherfuckers with female siblingOne time I came home after school and found that my older sister had used our shared bathroom that morning and forgotten to flush. There were logs of shit floating in piss, and atop that mess was a weird red cylindrical thing with a string I'd never seen before. It was exceptionally warm that day and the sun had been shining through the window, essentially baking the contents of the toilet and vaporizing all the shit and period blood particles to lazily diffuse throughout the house. To this day, I have never smelled anything worse, like rotten fish combined with battery acid and raw sewage. I immediately vomited (into the toilet thankfully) and left to go stay at a friend's house.
>>577837589we are 3/4 pls join
>>577841620
>>577841347Normally I'd tell you to go full Dakka:>HMG, Gun doge, gatling sentry, orbital gatling barrage>Warrant secondary for watchers and oversaars, any primary or secondaryHowever, crushers have completely busted that loadout and I am still experimenting with different builds to keep them under control.
>>577841469>anon doesn’t know about wrestling
SEAF outpostsSEAF manning empty turret emplacementsSEAF filling empty vehicle slotsAPCBot FRV equivalent for fast paced vehicle battlesmaybe some shitty vehicle SEAF can use, probably an even worse mech?the massive battlefield simulator is now complete. get to work swedes
>>577841620Women are disgusting beasts in any public/shared bathroom. Mens rooms are way cleaner. t. IRL Janitor
So each step we succeed in this MO unlocks a planet right? In that case we won't be going to the anomaly location tomorrow
>>577841347>that imagemartyr armor, eruptor, ultimatum, arc grenadeorbital 380, airburst launcher, gatling sentry, portable hellbomb
>>577836732ggs
>>577841718Its for the kill billion squids planet which is appropriators I think, I hate fighting vote snatchers>>577841857SEAF exosuit pilots would be cool but I got order 66’d by them more than I had friendly fire accidents so that got me nervous
>>577836732Gigis, we have found the cummed.
>>577841861pick up that can
>>577842117is she pregnant or just obese?
>>577842193Both.
>>577842095>Its for the kill billion squids planet which is appropriators I think, I hate fighting vote snatchersMy loadout will serve you well then.
We are one day closer to penetrating the anomalous location and discovering the cultists
>>577841861was an agent sent to construction sites and can confirmyour local brick hauler kept his toilet mostly cleanthen I was sent to a 90% female worker bank and I thought I found my way in Silent Hill as soon as I entered their toilets and even breakrooms.
>>577842332pipe down hopesissy
>>577842058Seems so. But I think if we complete all three then the anomaly will unlock. The anomaly planet MO will unlock the next layer of the void and then we'll get another MO of chore objectives to unlock the next anomaly and repeat until joel decides we're at the source planet
>>577842117Bready is way too hot.
>>577842117SEXO
>>577835317>>super earth pressures the old, the unproductive and infirm to march into the recycling chambersthis isn't Reddithammer 40,000. this doesnt happen.
>>577842193Obese, preggos have the belly button pushed out.
>>577842590why are you discussing the game when you don't play it?
>>577836510Anon...
SEAF squads are not enough, we need more friendly forces
>>577842557>>577842589Real.
>>577842590You don't play the game. Fuck off back to /v/pol/.
>>577837978Super Earth's society is just colossally fucked on every level. Unless you were lucky enough to be born into the rich/ruling class, then you're practically born into the military.Children are raised with firearm knowledge, the only way to improve your social standing is through some form of military service, and if you can't/refuse to participate then you'll end up being thrown into the grinder (metaphorically and literally).
>>577837978People often forget that agriculture exists, even on Super Earth, and with that being said... Super Earth isn't the only planet—other planets and colonies of SE exist. If you can't be a soldier, what makes you think they can't have you be a farmer instead?
>>577842821>Friendly SEAF mechs/tanks/FRV units now added>But they have no disregard for Helldivers and will actively run you over and gun you down
>>577843260That's a much more acceptable planetary hazard condition than fucking fire tornadoes that follow you
>>577842871Follow-up to my previous point of agriculture... from this piece of armor alone, I think you don't have to necessarily become a part of the military.Military-trained, sure, but it could just be a 50-50 whether or not you are a soldier, a worker, or a farmer.
>>577842590This is quite literally stated in-game in multiple places.The sick and elderly are encouraged to donate themselves to recycling plants, to be processed down into protein in exchange for social credit. And Helldivers who are incapable of service due to injury are automatically donated to the same recycling plants.
>>577843338Look I can at least out run the fire tornado, I don't I can outrun the SEAF squad in an FRV blaring gone guru and killing everything they see before flipping and exploding violently
>>577843598https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU&pp=ygUNd2FydGhvZyBtdXNpYw%3D%3D
Reminder to throw napalm, 380s, and 500kgs at extract to kill all the seaf units that followed you. It really triggers the larpers and is funny as hell.
>>577838585>They were willing to extend an olive branch just before the cyberstan invasiontheres no way that was a legitimate offer stop pretending like it was, sussy bot-ass post
>110 fps turns into 23 fps>wHY arEnT yOu DOInG thE Mo?!!!!111Fuck your nigger planet
>>577843797>larpdivers when Unnamed SEAF #3092 dies (it killed more friendlies than enemies)
>>577841857>SEAF outpostsWould be a cool objective/POI on the frontline/defense missions in the warfront update thing they talked about
>me when I samefag my own bait post
>>577843598>before flipping and exploding violentlythe pathing issue and poor handlind is why we'll never see SEAF FRVs. maybe mechs. if you get run over by a mech it's your fault desu
>>577844152Think we should give the poor brownoid xister a (You), at least?
>>577844078>Unnamed SEAF #3092>1000sdamn bro thats one of them 1st gen seafs we're at Unnamed SEAF #30923092309230923092309230923092 now
>>577843510>injurywe literally have magic stims that mend broken limbs instantly
>less than a day left and the MO is still projected to failLooks like that last second push isn't going to happen. It's Monday wagie and the kiddos are back in school. It's fucking OVER!
>>577844304He got stuck in the freezer at McFreedom's like three hundred years ago and they only just defrosted him now. He was a week away from retirement.
>>577843510Get real. Sickness and injuries are solved by stims. Loss of limbs is solved by advanced prosthetics.Betting that in 9/10 cases, those who are actually incapable of service due to old age would live out the rest of their lives in manual labor.
>>577844295>>577844604ill fuck these chibis
>>577844364from a gameplay perspective they "heal broken bones" and "stops chest hemorrhages"from a narrative perspective it's just a powerful stimulant that keeps you fighting despite grievous injuries
>>577844637I would too, tbhdesu.
>>577844637do not fuck Erpin she's pure of heart dumb of assdo fuck Yungus tho, flying onahole that one.
>>577837978Super Earth are the good guys though, brainwashing doesn't change that.
>>577841170If only the game felt like this.It's so hard to teamwork unless you get blessed.
>OH MY GOD THE HECKIN MONSTER IS MADE OUT OF CHILDREN>THAT'S SO SAD!!!shut the fuck up and start killing faggots.
Oh awesome, the bug where stims randomly remove health when they run out is back, one more reason to just pick the supply pack every mission I guess.
>>577845158>start killing faggotsyou got it boss, face tha wall XD
>>577841170Unfortunately, actually doing this will cause your limbs to be scattered across the plains by the other nine crushers, six fleshmobs, and 99 wretches.
>>577843184do you not see what keeps happening to colonies all the time?All the planets we are defending?You become a farmer-cuck, it is only a matter of time until one of the 3 enemies just comes and kills you before helldivers arrive.
>>577844741From a narrative standpoint, if they could make a stim that allows for the heart to pump enough blood to offset punctures and arterial hemorrhages and allows for its user to fight on despite severed nerves and shattered limbs... they would have advanced enough medicine for terminal illnesses and close-to-fatal wounds.Limb losses are irrelevant—they already have mass-produced prosthetics that work on at least a nerve level, dextrous enough to manipulate the intricate things after all.
>>577843598>>577844207SEAF mechs would be kino. They should make a SEAF paintjob for them and have the randomly spawning ones have it at very least.
>>577845158stop thinking about it and be sadWhy would they make the giant thing out of children? Cause its le spoopy. Don't you cry when they make sad noises?
>>577845327The liberated planets, b0ss. Planets that are invaded and we see the consequences of the invasion is kind of a different thing, tbdesu.
>>577845474It's because children are too small to turn into voteless so you take a bunch of them and put them together to make crushers or fleshmobs.
>pubbie teammate had to leave a D10 mission on senge cause there was too many watchers and the lights started giving them a massive headache I think I'm gonna dedicate myself to TOTAL WATCHER DEATH
>>577845596Why don't I have a baby or child sized creature?Why don't I combine normal people together to make crushers / fleshmobs as well?
>OMG GUYS WE'RE GOING INTO THE VOID>some regular ass city defence with 2 enemies for 3 days>get into the void>its normal ass planets and a 'recon campaign' so we're achieving nothing
post THAT
>>577845645Weak. ill be in my 'pater and have 10 pink lights on me, blasting away at squids, listening to 80s hair metal. Its fkn kino.
The amount of muscle memory that the "stims will remember your input for 2 seconds so you can hecking auto-heal if you get interrupted xDDDD" bullshit change/fix/whatever has fucked up is absolutely bollocks depressing>you can't change between your support weapon and primary/secondary quickly anymore (now you have to mash the button and have spent atleast 0.5 seconds NOT shooting a gun for it to register your button)>grenade button during shooting is now often ignored, you have to mash the grenade button or be atleast like 0.5 seconds not shooting your gun>ironically, stimming yourself while shooting is often ignored too and again you have to stop holding the shooting button before stimming yourself or resorting to spamming stim button if you wish to minimize your shooting downtimeIt is like using a super cheap membrane keyboard where you can't press more than 3 buttons at the same time before it starts ignoring your inputs.It is literally the "oh we fixed autoclimb on supply pod hehe :3" malpractice all over again where they made manual climbing broken but this time over stuff that happens during actual combat engagement and it is just overall working as a nerf as you have to mash the button in order for something to (eventually) work where previously everything would work with a single button press.fuck swedes.kill swedes.rape swedes.one step forward, two steps back.every fucking time.
>>577844741That can't be the case, because if you're fighting with a massive hemorrhaging wound in your leg or chest you will bleed out regardless of the meth concoction coursing through your body.
>can't place turrets on high ground to make it fair for the enemies>SEAF gets more content than us>They even get armor customizationWhat if the game was like those amazon warehouses that pretended to have AI scan your shit, but it was just indians. What if the game has no AI and it was just indians controlling enemies and SEAF units?
>>577846045If we have no blood the meth concoction doesn't have anywhere to get spread around in.
>>577845706The Forest babies should act as Illuminate version of minefields - barely visible, very slowly moving towards the Helldivers and if you walk into them they jump at you and you get ragdolled and die.Honestly they should ape all of The Forest's mutants, we're already halfway there with the Fleshmobs. The Virginias should have a low chance to spawn with a SEAF helmet on head.
>>577845830The anomaly is seemingly the void's source, liberating those planets would do fuck all
>>577845331dare I say that this rat with heart shaped pupils is aching for a raping
>>577837978>what the fuck can you even do except to fight for Super Earth?That's sorta the point. Each individual has to reckon with the immense personal sacrifice inherent to challenging the status quo, and judge for himself whether his morals warrant that sacrifice. For most people, accepting atrocities is the preferable option as long as their basic needs are met and said atrocities don't affect them personally.
>>577846006>grenade button during shooting is now often ignoredHATE this shit. I use fire nades exactly because I want to throw them willy-nilly to where I'm shooting.
>>577846128super meth is stored in the brain, chucklenuts
>>577846408My balls are filled with supermeth.Let me give you a dose.
>>577846267Verily.
>True lasgun VFX>Remesh mod and LUT mod for 40k armorsNow I can play the game
>>577846064we should start killing SEAF to see if we hear "bloody bloody fuck you" in the distance
>>577845706>Why don't I have a baby or child sized creatureBecause it would just be a small and shitty creature that dies in one bullet. There's only so much you can do with a baby or a child as material. You'd be better off using them to control watchers.>Why don't I combine normal people together to make crushers / fleshmobs as wellThey're definitely using adults for fleshmobs, jokes aside, but the squids are deranged sadists so it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they had a specific kind of creature that they only used children for just to torment the Federation.In the end, the jury is still out on whether crushers are definitively made of amalgamated children.
>dropped weapon swap input>dropped weapon swap input>dropped weapon swap input>dropped weapon swap input
>>577845331Not necessarily. Super Earth would be far less interested in pursuing medicine to cure terminal illnesses and fatal wounds because of the inherent cost to providing said care. It's much more appealing to squeeze an extra minute of fighting out of your expendable soldiers than spend months bringing one injured soldier back to fighting strength. Plus, even if they have the technology, it wouldn't be readily available on the front lines, and might not even be available on a Super Destroyer.>>577846045which is why your limbs and torso have a health value, pretty obviously if the wound is beyond saving you'll be dead and a stim won't work
>>577846676it's for your own good, chuddie!atleast stims remember your input for 2 seconds now!
>>577846260So it's gonna be a week long MO to try and liberate the anomaly planet
>>577846950you won't liberate the anomaly planet, it'll be a permanent fixture from which the illuminate will attack. Like the Gloom or the whatever planets the Jeet Brigade appear on. You'll be forced to retreat, but as a consolation prize they'll make up some bullshit about blueprints that will lead to the next dead end story beat in 8 months
>>577846260>you now remember that the og void leak had the void at 3x the size it is nowMy money is on this campaign being rigged to backfire in the second half
>>5778413121/4
BUFF MEEEEEEEEEE
>>577846853"Expendable" is debatable. The entire Servo-Assisted line of armor sets' lore counters this point, as does the fact they even send a dropship for the Helldivers to extract after every mission, failed or not, out of time or not.Despite everything, Super Earth does employ preserve-life tactics for its soldiers. As for the technology... I think absolutely everything is readily available on the Super Destroyer—just look at all the ship modules that spoke of all the questionably non-military things like payroll management for HR management, family at home sending and donating ammunition to you at the SD, anniversary celebrations, etc. Advanced medicine on-board? Maybe not used as much for you... but likely needed for your crew.
>>577840767Kino matches, lots of gay lightsgg lads
>>577847980helldivers being expendable is not debatable lmao
>>5778413122/4
>play with AMR from a distance>see purple tapping green and orange "accidently">nasally teenager voice in VC going "sorry bro sorry.">He does this for a 5 full fucking minute>Blow his head off>say "My bad bro.">tardrage in VC>gets reinforced and killed by orange and green while they also spam "sorry bro" in VC.>child defect to the main menu squadThere's something about every updates that draws these very sensitives idiots in.
>>577847980>they even send a dropship for the Helldivers to extract after every missionhow else would you motivate someone to fight?>yeah bro dive to the frontline and we ain't picking you back you will die anyway lmaodo you think anyone would bother fighting instead of just looking for your own survival instantly by any means necessary?
>>577848032Hey, just don't die lmao. U art le elite, cream-of-the-crop.
Classic helldivers 2 moment, map so filled with bullshit, it can't even spawn the super sample rock
>>577848261unironically lower the difficulty to D9
>>577834701Is that so?
rape and kill all Truth Enforcer LARPers
>>577848128Maybe a good motivator, maybe not. Maybe they have family members at gunpoint, or the indoctrination has already implanted so much zeal. I say, "expendable but not to THAT degree."
Am I schizoing or do sometimes the mechs have stratagem launcher nowWhat the actual fuck
>>577848778the gifts of swigger code just keep on giving!
>>577843797I was Larping as Kasrkin leading 15+ SEAF, got into a firefight, and only a handful were left, no medics, and one was down and injured. Since I had no stims and the squad had no medic, I pulled out my bolt pistol and gave him the Emperor's Peace. If you're gonna larp, gotta do it right.
Me in the top left
>>577848032it is debatable, because it turns out the lore of the setting is just whatever I think it should be, regardless of what the developers say or put in the game
>>577848032A resource stops being expendable when you spend and risk even more resources trying to recover it.
>>577849165I know you are wrong but I agree.
>>577848948>If you're gonna larp, gotta do it right.
>>577846006I thought everything felt fucked, I figured it was just the servers laggingwhat the fuck did these fucking sw*des do this time? Out of all the things you could fix, the very last thing should be controls, this game controls flawlessly as it is, just don't fuck with it, leave it alone you douchebags
>doesn't try sniping you across the map>Only active in the objective area>Barely defends itself>Portals straight up don't workBoring objective desu
>>577842673sorry anon but that's not how it works
>>577848948It's not a larp you retard, it's just RP, you're not in the real fucking life
reminder that you got the shortened trim armor because helldivers are disposable whores while supercitizens watching at home go hooting and hollering as they watch the helldiver's short short armor flap flip up and reveal their juicy buttockshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj87afZAwGM
>>577849645it's because those portals are coded to spawn the illuminate cultists and we haven't made it to the anomaly yettrust the plan
>>577849697There's a difference? Lmao I use the term larp and rp interchangeably.
>>577849697larp has become a noun instead of an abbreviation and taken on a whole new, but derived meaning. just like the idea of satan
>>577849704used a mod to fix it
>>577849645It snipes me pretty fucking well>Portals straight up don't workThey're for cultists
>>577849645>Another objective that's a turret thing you have to get close to and call down a hellmbomb At least the actual structure is pretty cool with some verticality
>>577849645get in a mech or vehicle and the thing will literally spot and snipe you across the map since vehicles make enemies spot and aggro you regardless of where you are
>>577849645if you shoot at it and aggro it it'll start shooting from across the map
>>577849842What do you think the LA means in LARP
>>577849968los angeles
>>577849854on my screen you look like a whore in a miniskirt yeah keep innocently marching in front of me while your mini-"armor" flutters carelessly in the breeze, slut. this is the approved swedish vision
>>577850021>didn't use the mod himselfshiggy diggy
>>577849806>>577849859It's probably just a bug
>>577849915can I hide behind the hill in a car and waste it's time? while it keeps hopelessly shooting at me?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242449430600/765611981418170783 man diving vote snatchers
>bring stim pistol so i can stim the seafies >never get use it because everyone else is hogging the seafies and larping with them running in circles around a finished objective>i'm the only dumb cuck who is still running towards objectives and doing them solo>every time i look at my minimap after clearing a camp or objective the other guys are still running around aimlessly spamming "follow me"Am I the retard slave?
There is literally 0 reason for the AMR to exist anymore, you want to play as a sniper? Use the Railgun
>>577850361fvll
>>577848008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azuSxl9sHmc
>>577848008Such kino, was a fun time
>>577849645Its going to shoot you from 150 meters away if you aggro it, and its not going to stop unless you smoke up or destroy it
>>577850738Trannies won
It makes me genuinely angry we don't have a real support shotgun of some kind.Like an autocannon with canister shells.>but the over under shotgunThe double freedom primary is better than that piece of shit.
>>577850361>private lobbyYou fucked it up anon, try again.
Mmm2, another sex gaming lobby?
>>577850770...The "lost to Swede's" competition.
>>577850429made for true grit
>>577850367It sounds like you got cucked.
>>577850878Real. A machine shotgun would be fun.
>playing mindless masses on d10>the four of us didn't get more than 200 killswhat the fuck happaned to the spawn rate i remember getting more than 1k kill yesterday
>>577850334why would they spawn bugs on illuminate planets? Come on, anon, use your brain
>>577850878>we heard you helldivers>here, the Neutralizing Arm of Liberty Mark 4 (4-NAL) is ready.>It's two a minigun that shoots spray n pray ammo.>Light pen, 5 durable damage per buckshotI want a big fucking shotgun too but you just KNOW they'll fuck it up and make it unsatisfying.
Consider this: a backpack fed MMG would be better than the maxigun
>>577851229>>577850738oh that's what happaned lame gess i won't be playing squids until we get cultists what a bore fest nobody died on those three missions
>>577850429AMR is cooler, traditional ballistics are cooler, railguns are gay nerd shit like energy weapons
>>577851345Nigga...
>>577850738Is this for Mindless Masses or across the board?
>>577851345>>577851463double freedom is one of the best guns in the game. It even has great durable damage.
>>577851345>support shotgunwhyalso, orbital airburst is a giant shotgun
now that there are consequences to losing MO's how long until chinks start cheating again
Is redacted regiment good?
where were you when the illuminate became the best faction?
>>577837978Super earth is massive industrialized mega city utopia on an unparalleled scale. There are tons of civilian roles. Only the most loyal are even considered for helldiver roles. >>577843510I choose to see super earth as a utopia realized. Every corrupt dystopian trope turned on its head. Yes they have bio reprocessing centers. No your not forced to be reprocessed. They have plenty of volunteers. Its all powered by Nationalism and unwavering loyalty to super earth. But the twist is there is no corrupt secret. Its Loyalty has been earned.
>>577851835it's okish unless you are buying for the sole purpose to be a solofag which becomes a good warbond
>>577850429AMR has way more ammo while hitting the same breakpoints and shooting faster, why would you ever bring the railgun over the AMR?
>>577851984solo stealth game play is fun and only beginning to be realized with that warbond.
>>577850738>retard suffers from epilepsy>ignores a big warning before DO NOT PLAY IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY YOU'LL HAVE A SEIZURE AND PISS AND SHIT AND CUM ALL OVER YOUR PANTS AND THEN DIE>of all the things to fight he chooses the sissy hypno bicurious lighting faction that spams homing bambi sleep projectors every minute>has a seizure and pisses and shits and cums all over his pants and then dies>everyone else dies of boredom after watcher spawnrate get gutted
>>577852153it really is until a enemy detects you from the double the range they are supposed to because of swedish jank game wasn't built around it
>>577850429>brown AMR sissie tries xer best plinking away at bile titan >ARYAN BULL comes over with his BWC-RR and rapes em both with one rocketAbsolute kino
Why don't squids react when I shoot them with the DCS on PoIs but watchers see me through 30m of solid rock all the time?
>>577852178if you can be killed by light, then you are a product of darkness and deserve to die.
>>577852338yeah, i bet theres like 1 or 2 guys working on stealth code and shit, and only during free time, which they have alot of, honestly.
>>577851345if it's firing spray n pray ammo it's firing birdshot(why are special forces being issued guns that exclusively fire birdshot)
>>577845274Skill issue shitterI do this all the time with the AMR
>>577847971what role would this grenade even fulfil?it has no point
>>577852654for taking down drones and birdlike enemies
>300k helldivers die per hourthis would probably mean regular SEAF die at least a million per hour. how the fuck hasn't super earth collapsed due to manpower shortage and logistics yet
>>577852654You don't get it, anon. We removed the ammo weapon customization system to sell warbonds.
>>577842058They are 1000% trying to time it so the Anomaly Planet becomes open for the weekend, expect to go there Thursday late evening at the ABSOLUTE EARLIEST.
>>577852835I get too many women pregnant.
>>577852835the leandiver breeding program is extremely fruitful
How do I stop bringing the MG43 sentry along?
>>577852835I think it's difficult to wrap ones head around the production capabilities of multi-planet empires.
>>577850361open for one more brave soulsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242449430600/76561198141817078
4chan is going down in 8
They should let helldivers make their guns blue like the SEAF to show solidarity.
>>577853039You swap one addiction for another. Bring tesla.
>>577851701
>>577852551Better, they shouldn't spent their limited time on making a gimmick playstyle viable.
>>5778503612/3
>>577853197>longer cooldown>can't drop it "anywhere">doesn't protect an entire poiI'm good thanks
>>577852835You just have to apply math. I don't think the official population is ever stated but 100 trillion people can absorb a lot of casualties.
>>577852402Absolutely buck broken
>Nu squids are easy>Meanwhile every single quickplay I joined always ended up like thisHoly fuck, I've never seen things go this bad since Cyberstan and Oshaune
>>577852747That weapon was in the game before flying enemies were even introduced.
>>577853446But you can hide it around corners and give your teammates the spicy zap.
>>577851463>400 SCs for 1 (uno) weaponWhat the fuck are swedes smoking?
>>577845327And yet evacuate missions exists, clearly efforts are made to evacuate as many civilians as possible.The missions themselves refer to "high-freedom civilians" and somesuch, but at that point we are far behind enemy lines and using elite assault forces which could be used on the offensive to rescue civilians. Makes sense these are the VIPs we are going after. Everyone else is probably up to SEAF to rescue before shit really hits the fan. We even often find dead SEAF troops at civilian locations during missions, so some sort of attempt to defend them was madeThere is also no reason for SE NOT to try and rescue them, they can be re-directed to work somewhere else and if not the illuminate will use them to bolster their ranks, bots will ground them into goo which they find useful in some way apparently, and bugs will eat them to make more bugs. It's as much about humanitarian efforts as it is about denying assets to the enemy.
>>577852835The C-01 permit is likely a propaganda and control tool that in reality is trivially easy to obtain.
Is it 12 pm now or 12 pm then
>>577841312GGs, squids are f-... squids are fuhhgh... well you know what I mean
This game is ASS
>>577852835The fact that you need to fill out a fucking form just to fuck and that 99% of the populations has never been to earth speaks that humanity is incredibly overpopulated
>>577850361last spot come on
This game
>>577853817I would say most kinds of fucking don't require you to fill out that form.
Exodivers run this shit
>>577853245thank you for understanding where i'm coming from
What mags should I put on the stoker
what's the best armour for hammer diving on the new squiggers?
>>577853929so this is the "high skill ceiling" of the teamkiller 9000 launcher?whoa...
>>577853929The missiles constantly finding some random bullshit to proximity detonate on five feet in front of my face is why I never use this stupid fucking thing.
>>577838585are you willing to get borged for it?
>>577854245Gamergirl moment
>>577853929>teamkill launcher teamkills. Why not just use the grenade launcher
>>577854245I'm glad I run heavy armour the majority of the time, because at least it gives me a little more grace period to react to this kind of bullshit and maybe survive long enough to divestim.
>>577854902Because "haha massive AoE + explosions" sets off their monkey brain's need for stimulation more than the BFGL on max RPM.
>>577839904>tfw can't fuck the oppai loli hag innkeeper in the DLCWe were THIS close to greatness
>>577854245et tu, brutus?
what if i show my penis to automatons?
>one shot tanky enemy has high spawn rate Why does arrowhead keep doing this?
>>577855447There's so many weapon and stratagems able to dispose of this fuck quick and easy. Lower the difficulty.
>Shield gen backpack instead of free Rovers.Crushers aren't even the problem when you have a backpack that chaff clears for free and gives you all the time in the world to line up railgun shots on Crusher helmets/heads.
>>577855447No wonder the quasar + manoeuvrer backpack is basically the metaDon't even bother fighting, just do the obj and gtfo
>>577855295I do not even mean the bfgl, I mean the normal grenade launcher.
>Use sample extractor>Die and drope samples, get reinforced on the other side of the map>Whenever teammates die, they don't even bother picking up their samplesPlease fellas....
>>577855447nothing a like a few 500kg's and portable hellbombs can't handle
>>577855447Because they make the mistake of believing that after all this time you are *not* utterly dogshit at the game.They are a slow melee enemy that stops every 5s to do a emote, if they are getting that close to you should cope, seethe, lower the difficulty, go back, uninstall, unsubscribe.
I really want a primary with a underbarrel stim pistol now. The bolt pistol is too fun but I kinda wanna bring the stimmy to keep seafs alive.
>join randos>not even collecting at the time of extraction>no related perks for boosting collecting samples>only once join focused group who min-maxs eradication mission with 24 samplesThis is tiresome.
>>577855447>have a whole arsenal of heavy pen/high explosive OP weapons>still cannot cope with a few of those shit headsBack to r*ddit
d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242476211916/76561198066017633
>in which swiggers release another heavy enemy that's perfectly silentThey made a fucking stealth bell giant that can spawn out of thin air in bizarre places (though this is more due to the game's spawn mechanics) and bonk you to death in one shot.
>>577841170In an alternate timeline:>Crushers introduced>Maps inhabited by them are nearly ghost-towns>Destroyers can't spend time in low-orbit due to a megaspire>Squid-type commando mission>Hear thudding in the distance>Crushers are x2 bigger, and tower over the treeline but are usually alone>Cries of fused children in the distance, slowly turning into hellish roars as it closes in>They easily outpace you, requiring proper teamwork>Must target limbs to stop their rampages
>>577856074can this piece of shit update already urghhhhhh
It's literally impossible to clear d7 right now
pubbie lobby>p1 napalms obj>reinforcments called>p1 napalms obj>reinforcments called>p1 napalms obj>reinforcments called>p1 napalms obj>reinforcments calledmaybe you should napalm the obj again you stupid motherfucker. on top of this, spic teammate #3 starts babbling in his incoherent burrito nigger language
>>5778559974/4
>>577852835Lets round that up to 1,5 million an hour>24x365x1,5mil = 13 billion a yearLets estimate 3 births per woman (2 for replacement, one for military duty if its male) and average lifespan of generous 90 years. That puts us at 2,340 trillion women required. 4,680 trillion people total. If you have 10 billion people per planet, thats just 468 planets required.
>diet necromorph enemies>trailer tells you to shoot limbs>mag dumping center mass is the best way to kill themTHIS UPDATE SUCKS
>>577856312These people are straight up hallucinating at this point
>>577855737>Normal grenade launcherIs useless without heavy pen.
I don't know what narrowhead is waiting for to remove flag missions from the game
>>577856604>Just remove one of the best mission types in the game that forces me to actually interact with the spawns instead of being a rundiving nigger.
>>577856438>Is useless without heavy pen.It was the biggest crutch in the game with it. Go back.
PICK THE SAMPLES YOU NIGGERS
>>577856604>Nerfed it so you don't even have to clear out the flag area to complete the objective>Have SEAF backing you up tooI never checked if the flag changed applied to other fronts but on squids it's one of the easiest objectives since you just have to survive for like a minute
>>577856604They already nerfed those into nothing. And these faggots want to just remove them ? Jesus christ, i hate randoms.
>>577856856recommend a difficulty to pick the optimal amount of green samples
>gucci is back again
>>577856312>>577856604I can tell these are chinky reviews.
>>577846006I was wondering why switching to grenades felt fucked
Why would you use the grenade launcher over the crossbow
>>577857081d10 with sample booster
>>577857317Rate of fire
>>577856932the eternal nerftranny is never satisfied.you give them an inch, they will gobble the entire 9 inch black cock next
>>577855447epoch, autocannon and hmg eat these things alive for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner and desert
>>577857081>green samplesIt's just any samples.
>>577855447You can backpack load people while they're prone?
>>577857765yes
>>577857730It says Common Samples.
>>577857730media literacy?
This game used to reward skill but narrowhead nerfed the coyote explosive damage...
>>577857891>>577857901oh nyo..
>>577858265>200 hours>thinks his opinion matters
>>577855447>tanky to light and med pen weapons>can be dealt with in 2 seconds with heavy penngl I think they cooked with this one, haven't had this much fun killing heavy enemies since hulksthem crying about it only makes it sweeter
it would be really funny if we lost this MO by a fraction of a percent
>>577855447You've had the whole weekend to adapt zoomer.
>>577853929Holy shit.
Lads, I'm getting a little bit of hopium that the cultists are coming cause of the gazer spire portals
>>577858526Day is never finishedDO got me workinOne day DO's is gonna set me free
I hate how dirty the Illuminate look. One thing I really liked about the Cultists was how clean and put together they looked. Really nailed that high tech alien feel, good to see they threw that all away.
>>577858815Cultists tomorrow
i keep joining missions where no one even tries to clear POIs for samples
isn't it kind of weird that the overwhelmingly popular fanon appearances for seaf chan and eagle-1 are blonde white girls? shouldn't they be grotesque disgusting bald brownoids like the rest of the npcs in the ship?
>>577858917the fact that the AI changed her to be asian is kinda funny
>>577858917Baskinator looks like that?
Forced loss bros, what's our answer?
>>577859097Nobody likes brownoids except brownoids and the mentally deranged. The interracial meme is completely pushed by jews and their puppets.
>>577859350Brownoids fucking HATE other brownoids tho.
Low difficulties are not fun because they're too easyHigh difficulties are not fun because they're too hardWhy can't narrowhead get anything right???
>>577857683can't help but notice you didn't say supper. checkmate, glazer.
Do we condone SC lobbies in here or nah? I've got a tool that lets you get SC and medals just by hanging around the ship.
>>577859336I accuse them of rigging it and so they change it otherwise it will prove me right and that would make them lose izzat.
>>577859560>play horde shooter>complains when there's hordes to shoot
>>577859774CheatLORDS are welcome here.
lobby doko
>>577856768And without it, it's one of the least used support weapons in the game. It wouldn't even be OP vs crushers. It would just be another viable option against them. Instead the current GL just eats shit in the dustbin of useless support weapons.
Someone apparently found this in the files, I don't know if its real so take it with salt.
>>577859336The forced loss comes later at the anomaly planet.
>>577859774not really but some people got spooked by that mean announcement about they're gonna ban you or something
>>577859774This is the brownest general on /vg/. Everybody loves cheatSAAARS here.
>make update that adds new content that just "feels cool" instead of just making millions of enemy and weapon stat changes>add qol improvements that people have been asking for since forever ago>add warbond with more than 2 good items in it>even the biggest yootoob content farm whiners love itWill the swede finally learn something?
>>577859842PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
UVP Alpha is insane right now, shit's just spawning non-stop. It's chaotic but fun
>>577859890It's probably fake but i'll believe it and be angry if it's not at the Anomaly
>>577856438The grenade launcher is one of the best chaff clear support weapons. >>577859881This post is proof that you do not play the game.
>>577859774Nah you're fine we've had legit farm lobbies and cheat ones
>>577833801Man if they actually remove the blinder lights from the watchers and obtruders ill be mad if genuinely think its cool that an enemy uses visual noise to fuck with you
>>577859774Brother, this general probably cheated millions of SC combined
>>577859774Yes you can cheat and the only people who care are indians upset at the izzat loss they get over it.
>>577859336>What's our answer?That it was always a forced win, obviously. You didn't actually think it was a forced loss this entire time, did you? The railroading is so apparent that a blind Indian child taking a shit on a railway line as a train comes speeding down the tracks would notice it.
SOLO D1 ON UVP ALPHA IS JUST SC FARM HOLY FUCK!
>>577859097why is it weird that the first artists that wanted to draw didn't want to go with the clearly poorly chosen internal art design of ugly, hairless milk-dudded tree-bark brown mystery golems
>>577859987Give em a week to fuck it up cause they just can't help themselves
>>577860113I am level 269. A Master Divemaster Major Omega.
Another patch, another batch of nerfs nobody asked for...Narrowhead is trying hard to kill this game
>>577860438Ive found 50 sc is 10 mins its nuts.
>>577860113>chaff clear >support weapons
>>577859890I hope we get the cyborg equivalent of Overseers that move around like magical kung-fu monks with their staffs.
Oy vey we only need 6 million more samples from UVP alpha. Those numbers aren’t good maybe is it was 271k.
>trident having recoil is apparently a bugHow the fuck do they manage to do these things?
>>577860724>Know your code is absolute tripe>Change something>Dont think to make sure it didnt affect other things>"This time will be different" the Swede thinks to himself>It was, in fact, not different>Take weeks to fix a simple value>Repeat
For any mod bros who want all the armors/capes to look more vanilla like how HD1 did their armor, here you go. https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/4580https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11239https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5565
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>577860724By having dipshit devs rummage through files without reporting their changes
>>577860724Whenever they add new weapons they can affect existing weapons See: when they added the talon it fucked up the quasar cannon charge I'd love to see what's under the hood of this game
>>577860572Sorry, botroony. We're talking about actual factions here. Not meme factions that can be cleared with only a constitution and a strafe.
Stop bitching about the recoil. Adjust.
>>577861076cam you fucking kill yourself already you deranged bugchaser
>>577860894Getting gaped vibes from this post.
>>577861126>" STOP NOTICING BUGS IT HURTS THE DEVS FEEELINGS >:( "
>>577861126Fix you game, Sven
you'd think an automaton reached through the monitor and personally raped (gaped) gucci's little boy bottom
>Chef sprinkles poop flakes into your soup>/hdg/: GOD STOP COMPLAINING JUST EAT AROUND IT
>>577861076
ADJUST
Hop on helldivers
>le food and poop analogyIndian moment
Speaking of which, does the flamer on the Stoker still have recoil? Or did they finally fix that shit?
>>577861397>>577861462poop flake eaters
>>577861376here comes the part where he deflects and calls you brown because he has no argumentnever forget that even though they are neutered, bots CAN kill you both from close and afar with a bit of RNGbugs CANNOT.
>>577861376>0 objectives doneDamn, you didn't have to consneed like that.
What's the long term strategy of cannibalizing warbonds for FOMO login rewards? Are they concerned about warbond bloat?
>doesn't deny being indianUh oh! Izzat loss!
>>577861578>Goalpost already moved
>Winning the MODoomsissies gaped and left outside to dry
sar?
>>577862246>ook ook eek eek light turn green today!!
>makes system that is incredibly modular and lends itself well to customization>only the most bare minimum of customizationWhat causes this?
>>577862380>The Gaped
>>577862470Yes, you are. Gapetarded, even.
>>577861776People asked them not to make vehicle warbonds anymore so they cancelled it, say thank you Arrowhead for listening to community feedback
>New update shows the might of the SEAF>Some retards still think the guy with five minutes of training is the elite force and not the fodder.How can a fanbase be so illiterate?
anything new on hydrobius?
>>577862518Its over sis, this update, MO and warbond is good.
>>577841347Fire is very, very good against the takers. Crushers take an extra 50% damage from fire too, which is great. If you don't want fire, arc thrower is really good too. Two-three shots will stagger them, and you can blow off the helmets pretty easily with it too while zapping the wretches. Arc thrower with a dog was doing pretty good work on them, I've found. If you want to go headshot route, anything with heavy pen will rip their helmets off in only a few shots at most, since they've only got 300hp on the helmet and another 300 on the head, which will instantly kill them
There's a lot of diversity in weapons and stratagem you can use. But Ultimatum might actually be the most OP gun and should be removed from secondary weapon slot. I legit haven't used anything else since it came out
>>577861776I guess the shift is to increase log in numbers as a priority I genuinely have no fucking idea what they’re doing and they probably don’t either
I have never seen anyone use this thing
>the mo is on track nowDoombros, how do we stop them.
>>577862773are we really so broken that 2 enemies is now considered a success?
>>577862872I have used shield with Talon
>>577862872Its pretty dog shit Not useless, just super outclassed
>caring whether an MO fails or succeeds
>>577863075Nihilismsister…
>>577862872I've used it on bots, and it's surprisingly effective when spearheading into forts. Problem is that you need a partner smart enough to actually use it as a shield for their support weapon. If it was taller and slightly wider I think it'd have a niche.
>>577843976Why wouldn't it be? Before cyberstan, they had managed to get the plans to their own planet killer, and were hoping for a cold war at best. Attacking super earth in the infinitesimally small chance that they DID sign a peace treaty would be a colossally stupid move for their own sake, because they don't WANT to keep fighting. They're the only faction that wants independence and to just be left alone. There's no chance they could ever break SE's morale, much less their supply lines, so peace is their best option they could get.
>>577863075Yes, i do enjoy succeeding when i play a video game
>>577862872It's mostly useless outside Automatons and there's much better options for Automatons. Even if you do pick it you'll want at least one teammate who will play around it (good luck in pubs). It might be better if it had a stun effect or something when enemies walked through it, but until then it will be a niche within a niche.
This update is a failure because shallowhead nerfed all the viable strategies again
>>577862872I like it, but it's horrible to build around. Before the Stroker was added your only real options for primaries to use with it were the Crossbow, the Defender, or the Knight, which whilst they're all good to use it still felt overly restrictive and unfun, and still does to an extent, but the addition of the Stroker and Gallant were nice.It was also bugged for a while which caused allies trying to shoot through it to just hit the fucking shield instead, so a lot of the people who were still using it dropped it entirely. And now that the bug has been fixed, people don't want to fucking bother with it any more, especially now that the Ballistic Shield has been megaultrabuffed.
>>577863597Hey. No one cares.
>>577857765is this another way of saying gay anal sex
>gucci slippers still mad at the 60 day patch>spends all day searching for steam reviews to post herewhat a sad little life
I thought the bugbros were ruining the major order...
very true, the guy has nothing going on in his life but to be a niche micro celebrity on our little shitpost corner.
>>577863884Looking for most recent reviews really doesn't take that long
>>577862245>Y-y-ou don't get it. Strafing in the middle of nowhere for 8 seconds in light armor with my stamina bar hidden is the same as bullzoding through a mega in 30 seconds.The coping has begun
>>577864145>Already seething
>>577864062>micro celebrityThats a stretch
>>577864081I bet he spends the rest of his time scattering Lego across anons' floors while they sleep
>>577864225that's why I added niche as well, anon.
>>577863814>especially now that the Ballistic Shield has been megaultrabuffed.Has it?
>>577852140>while hitting the same breakpoints It doesn't, because it can't do 1500 damage in a single shot. Every important enemy will require more than one shot to a crit point and if you're a shitter (me) you're not hitting those consistently>and shooting fasterWhile with a significantly lower ap. Not having anti tank makes it worse at dealing with war striders, factory striders, vox engines, tanks, everything in the bugfront, and both of them are memes against squids
I still remember when gucci tried to make a big "own" video about war striders and in the very same clip he forgot to edit out the part where he had to pick up 3 stims and he never posted it again when he got called out for it.How embarrassing that must have been for him.
>>577864026Thanks for the free medals, and for betatesting the "new" enemies, wagies
SEAF should not be able to kill you and it is retarded game design that they can.
ever since ohdough told me how narrowhead handles the game I am miserable... fuck... like and subscribe...
>Return a year or so later>Just now think about using mods>Some dude named abdomera has been doing the Lord's workFinally, I can play the game.
>niggers ITT arguing about enemy nerfs or some gay ass difficulty lowering bullshit>spent 5 minutes struggling to plant and arm a hellbomb on an Illuminate spire because joel made it so on foggy/sandy planets new enemies spawn immediately as you kill the old ones if your out of LOS>5 minutes of just chewing through notcromorphs because "le enemy spam funee"JUST NUKE SWEDEN INSHALLAH
>>5778559972/4
I don't get the hate for Arrowhead.
>>577863884>every poster I don't like is gooociCan you go dilate about something else, sister.
>>577864549It's performative at this point.
>>577864549Yes you do. You are just pretending you don't.
All things considered. This update is already better than Machinery of goypression
>>577864659Some things are justified but a lot of people dilate because their favorite youtuber told them to.
I will mass kill all SEAFers every time I can because their teamkilling is not funny or enjoyable.
>>577864549They insist upon themselves
>>577864846try being more aware of your surroundings
>>577864651>every poster I don't like is gooocicorrect
>>577864319One of the main reasons to bring the Directional Shield was because it rapidly regenerated, so you only needed to call it down once. Whilst the Ballistic Shield used to break incredibly quickly and would require you to keep it on cooldown and suffer periods where you wouldn't have it at all because it broke before the CD was up.Now that the Ballistic Shield has heavy armor, increased HP, and enemy AP values were rebalanced, a lot of bot attacks simply can't damage it at all now, and even attacks like rockets don't take off that much HP, so not only can one shield last you basically an entire mission now, it can also withstand constant barrages of light arms fire that would break the Directional Shield very quickly.Now the only reason to use the Directional Shield (other than aesthetics) is to provide cover to allies, something it was never particularly good at anyway.
>>577864846Jokes on you, that's what they're aiming for so they can brag to everyone else who got a lame death.
>>577864549They nerf all our fun because they are greedy, every time a player is frustrated because of a nerf their corporate overlords make millions
>>577862872>>577864973It might be nice for shielding your new SEAF buddies on the battlefield
>>577864470No one is arguing about nerfs. Its just one retard spamming the thread.
>>577865115Gotta wait for SEAF to drop on bot planets to give it a shot
>>577864549
>>577864549>why does everyone hate *insert swedish dev here*have you ever looked at the history of swedish game devs?
Everyone is always complaining about armor pen and weapon damage, while fire is god tier
>>577862872Its completely outclassed by the shield gen pack since that offers 360 degree coverage as well as protection from melee and ragdoll and doesnt ask you to give up your support weapon and is completely passive.
>>577864470>Nigga did I just catch you trying to break our shit?
>>577862872This shield used to block ALL melee attacks without any type of stagger. It was effectively a backpack shield in one direction.For exactly 8 hours.It lasted so little and it was hotfix nerfed so soon that no reports on it ever blocking melee attacks even exist anywhere on the internet.But it existed, and that trailer wouldn't make sense from both a gameplay and advertising point if you think about it, because running with a shield that can't block melee attacks in a horde of voteless is simply stupid if you can't block their attacks.
>>577864549it's the waste of potential of the game a very questionable decisions that borderline on anti player and general arrogance AH has
>>577852835>how the fuck hasn't super earth collapsed due to manpower shortage and logistics yetEach planet has a massive population, likely in the billions. Losing a few hundred million is debilitating, but also likely spread out across the planet. Cyberstan alone lost multiple billions during an assault that lasted around 3 weeks, but still had enough personnel to both reinforce AND reconquer territories afterwards
>>577865283I just exo + flamer because lol
>>577854138Unironically, yes. A full squad of exos is unstoppable.
>>577864549i don't want to get in to it and get mad again so i will just say that they are extremely arrogant despite being both unable to play their own game at even a decent level AND being unable to develop the game
>>577864549Its mostly just because they're incredibly petty and passive aggressive. Its the things like "we didn't nerf the Coyote :^)" when they did actually nerf it indirectly that just comes across as insufferably smug. They have a history of this type of paternalistic Swedish arrogance in which they always talk down to people because "they know better than you" and it rubs people the wrong way. It was particularly bad on release where they "balanced" around spreadsheets for weapon usage by constantly nerfing the only guns that could kill things and then antagonistically mocking the players for it on the subreddit.There's also their propensity for making the same design mistakes over and over again. They'll introduce a new heavy enemy, raise its spawnrates well beyond anything reasonable, then subsequently nerf it to something that feels more appropriate after a few months. They'll have something that excessively ragdolls you then eventually tone it down after months of complaints. They don't do version control so old bugs that they fixed will constantly come back. They think friendly fire and random deaths are the funniest thing, so they intentionally code the game to kill you in malicious ways like enemy ragdolls flying towards the player after death, or the DSS and turrets intentionally targeting players.At this point they've basically burned through all of their good will, so now the community just turns on them for every little thing imaginable, even if its blown out of proportion. If they had built up trust and respect with the playerbase, people would generally be a lot more forgiving of their mistakes. Look at FF14 for an example of a community that forgives almost every mistake the devs make, solely because they've been so cautious about building up good will with the community by apologizing for every possible inconvenience they might have caused.
>>577852835Humanity probably has hundreds of billions, if not, trillions of people.
>>577865271>wow i hate playing the gameDon't even lower the difficulty, just go play something else.
>>577863597>another borderlands player thinking anyone gives a shit about their opinionevery fucking time
>>577863452because their mere existence calls for continuous blood sacrifices of super earth's most innocent. peace with the automatons is an offering made at not the expense of the federation, but of its citizens. peace is no option for the mechanical menace, only utter annihilation.
>>577866042Accidental FF is hilarious tho. You ever see Jarhead?
>>577862872It would be good if it somehow was equippable in addition to a real backpack, but since it eats up a backpack slot it's just dogshit.
never beating the random death car allegations
>>577864549we could've had so much more, inculding long awaited content and QOL to make things better. But here we are now.
There should be some work done to solo dives. Like a bug hunt or something. I was doing a D1 on UVB Alpha and legit got jump scared, and chased. There pieces are there Arrowhead, make something with it.
Level 72 with a 124 hoursThe way arrowhead acts reminds me of the Director from l4d2.
>>577866449"Accidental" being the operative word.When they game is designed to intentionally kill you in malicious ways, like the DSS gunning 6 people down per game, or your own turret randomly doing a 180 to suddenly kill you, or when your car suddenly flips and explodes because it was intentionally weighted improperly, it stops being funny. Accidental deaths are funny because they're completely unexpected and random; when they're intentionally designed to happen consistently, they become a predictable nuisance instead.
>wear peak physique>game makes my skin browninstead of getting mad i instead embrace my new indian identity and will rape the squids with my izzatful bbc (brown bharat cock)
>>577866354I want full context for that image.
>he genuinely thinks we are fighting a real war>he doesn't know all four factions are controlled by the same groups of people/xenos and clankers and war is just a distraction from other political issues>he doesn't know those elite circles make even the most henious of warcrimes happening on the fronts look like childish pranks compared to the things they need to do to innocent living beings in secret for a little sexual thrill and rush of hubris.
>>577867235I will in fact not listen to any squid nonsense.
>>577867060Stop being brown in one easy step https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/2530
>>577866885>Accidental deaths are funny because they're completely unexpected and random; when they're intentionally designed to happen consistently, they become a predictable nuisance instead.took the words right out of my mouth
>>577867235>muh elitesabsolute squigger nonsense
>>577866885It does seem a bit unnecessary too, players have zero issue accidently killing one another due to various bits of human error, we don't need the game to help.
do we call them seafies or blueberries?
mfw im actually enjoying squids for once, SEAF deployments on bots and bugs when?
>>577867706Both
>>577867706That probably keeps this guy up at night for years to come
>>577867787i'm not. fighting the same 3 enemies over and over again is very boring
>>577867918Have you tried lowering the difficulty?
I haven't played around with SEAF units. They're cool and a great stand-in for the Marines, I just can't love them as I used to.
>>577867787SEAF on megafactory biome would be giga kino and how the invasion of cyberstan should've been
warbonds are not pay to win
>>577868000does lowering the difficulty increase the variety of enemies? i would if it did
What is this strategy called?
I need SEAF to be able to hop on the FRV. Hell, they'd probably end up being able to kill more than the avarage player
>>577868205>Using the FRV for killsHoly retard
>>577868129Jumpscare
eradicate on void snatchers is painful if it's already a clusterfuck when you drop in
>>577868058Pay to win? More like pay for crutch
>>577868129Ancient CoD secret
>>577867706Target practice.
>>577868129If this game were a pvp shooter this would be called movement tech and the community would give it some dumb name like the short hop melee dash boost launch, and if you wanted it to be patched you'd get flamed by the "aim community".
loving the seaf lines when you hug them
Joel faked the numbers to win this MO. We are being railroaded to find the void source. Winning this MO finds the void source so we can't lose.
>casually giving a bunch of primary weapons major buffs to ammo capacityWhy? These weapons were already good and this game is already brainlessly easy. The longer this goes on the more it seems like they are just transitioning (valid) into a boring moviegame
>>577869086Wrong, they'll have us dive on the newly unlocked planets for the next MO, then we dive on the anomaly planet in the weekend
>>577866354>because their mere existence calls for continuous blood sacrifices of super earth's most innocent.It doesn't, and it's not even close. We see them being created out of fresh material in vats in factories as their only way to reproduce, NOT from loyal citizens. Any kind of peace deal made certainly would avoid using any citizens because that would instantly give SE casus belli. As for the bio processors, that's just smart recycling based on logical conclusions. There's millions of SEAF corpses rotting on the ground that could be better used as processed fuel for the automatons. It's certainly not going to the cyborgs to create new ones, because there's zero reason to blend it all into a slurry if you're just trying to repurpose it to build or augment a new body.
>>577869152What primary weapons got increased ammo capacity?
Oxygenator and warp pack is my jam
>>577869152And secondaries
>>577868041mfw future updates will enable SEAF Armor Battalions
>>577869152The short magazines, not the weapons in general. Nobody uses short mags so that's why they got buffed.
>>577869152gotta appease to the game dad and normie audience hardcore gamers don't keep the game afloat hardcore gamers already future proofed their SC so they don't buy whenever a new warbond drops
>>577869358Everything with short mags, if you take short mags>all liberators>all breakers>defender>stoker>suppressor>knight>censor>hyena
>>577869734Lib carbine is retarded to take with short mags
did they fix being able to enter bunkers solo with the FRV
>>577869732Look, we get it. Your dad never gave you the time of day so you project this anger at these imaginary "gamer dads" But 4chan isn't your personal diary nor are we your therapists.
>>577869734>have to reload constantly>but at least you have more ammoYour overall damage potential is lower with short mags thougheverbeitered.Personally, I got tired quite fast of having to press reload so often.
>>577869925he's not wrong just a fucking retard
>>577870195No, hes wrong as well. When the game tried to be a nerftrannies fantasy the game nearly died. 60 day patch saved it.
380 is growing on me
>>577862872ballistic shield shits all over this thing>but muh teamplay!LMAO
>>577870041“Damage potential” does not decrease when you have a +33% ammo carry buff and your personal preference is irrelevant
>3 out of 4 divers are at extract point>1 fag 10 miles away>i'm gathering samples you idiots!!! Buddy, if you wanna play the MO you can do it all by yourself in D1, champ.
forced loss bros.....we losened.....
What is even the point of stoker, you get a mediocre smg and a mediocre flamer. Would be really cool if you could use both modes at the same time but I guess console faggotry forces that stupid fucking weapon menu for everything instead of having dedicated keys.
>>577870757>Goes out of his way to play the MO planet>Starts dilating when people do the MOAnit-MO trannies are worse than MO trannies.
>>577859890Fake and gay
>>577870757bait used to be believable
>>577862872They put this shit in the game with the idea that players would use this while someone else ran a vehicle. Of course, pubbies do not cooperate on a level where this will ever be a thing, so that's on Sweden for adding this useless shit to the game that sits in a dust bin along with stuff like the Sterilizer and the Grenade Launcher.
>>577870926>what is the pointit hits pretty hard, is one handed, and looks like a sten
d10 MO diving or botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242488758414/76561198122378705
>>577870930>>577871015you lose nothing if i join the mo planet, in fact, you should thank me for playing on the mo planet at all so i MIGHT extract with some samples. if you wanna larp as super earth's laborgoy picking up the cottons, you can do it most efficiently in d1. we SOLDIERS are going to fight the war
Finally figured out how to stop the crashing. Apparently dynamic resolution causes crashes in this latest update. Anyway I got my fucking bolt pistol finally.>picrel = beserker
>>577871162>you lose nothing if i join the mo planet,so why are you dilating so hard?
>>577871135>and looks like a stenHoly fucking retard. It's a fucking MP18, not a WW2 britslop submachine gun.
>>577871193>Finally figured out how to stop the crashingyou can just clean reinstall your game and it would work just as well. my game would ctd on launch and at random points while sitting in the superdestroyer so i just uninstalled, deleted everything and reinstalled
>>577853929Damn i wish i saved my POV (T3)That even slimed half a dozen SEAFlets right behind uspretty awesome
I like the trucking and fucking
>>577870914Based chinaman coming in and HACKING that victoryInb4 AH takes it all away
Do the swedes know they are just running the book of mormon? no complaints, the lore is fantastic, but i am no longer sure that its unintentional at this point.
>>577871298nah it's a sten
>>577871392they did it before and they will do it again. sample extracting is such a bait mo
>>577870926The SMG aspect is good, it meets single shot breakpoints that the Knight/Defender do not, whilst still being one-handed. The underbarrel flamer is just the Crisper but free, so you can bring a different secondary. Good enough to set the floor on fire while retreating to burn anything that's chasing you, and still passable against enemies like Hulks or Harvesters.It's just a very nice hybrid weapon.
>>577869732I hate game dads so much it’s unreal>*dies one time in a video game*>should i play the game more and figure out ways to improve?>no, the designers are evil and made me die on purpose!>hoo boy! wait until the steam forum hears about this! *takka takka takka*
>join mission as a client to see how easier it is>the legally distinct negromorphs can never hit you if you just run>crushers start their attack animation from much further away, so unless you're standing still on purpose, they can never hit youHoly shit this is what you fuckerss are dealing with? No wonder there's so many retarded opinions in here, this is a completely different game.
>>577864549you just had to be here since launch
The spawn rates on the Void planets are insanely high.Bots are back to being aimbots that don't suffer their usual response to suppressing fire.Bug aggression is noticeably higher than usual.When is the current wave of "vacations" over?
Pick the cotten, MOnkeys.
>>577871838you mean there's a host disadvantage in this game?
>>577872228Quit crying
d1 sample drops are fkn fun as hell guys. srsly, make ur load out as shitty as possible and do d1 sample runs. legit fun.
>>577853929bruh you manged to kill 4 helldivers and like 5 SEAF
>>577871154dead game dead general lobby closed
>>577867307But what is the better alternative, getting dozens of huWhite Helldivers killed by your hand or playing as a shitskin?
Doomtrannies are very upset that we're going to beat the MO with plenty of time to spare
>>577871328I did that, it didn't work. I deleted the settings config, I think that's what did it.
>>577872208{Trigger Warning}You might want to lower the difficulty.
>>577872309AMR needs rework, yes.
>>577872370Should have dived Illuminates, fighting bots is out of fashion.
>>577872469are you intellectually disabled
>>577871838It's quite interesting how vastly different the experience is
>>577872453when i say deleted everything i mean anything leftover in appdata or documents (i can't remember if helldivers stores shit in my games folder)
>>577872370The MO is for squids, not bots. Fucking retard.
>>577872457I'm referring to baseline behavior, not difficulty-based issues.Ragebait elsewhere. This update is in sore need of hotfixing.
Fake MO outcome to hide the fact that the playerbase is too dead to win on its own. End of service soon!
>>577871797i don't think these people are human, honestlyits like seeing a boomer click away on his phone's home screen at random and wondering why the regular things aren't happening
>>577872549Yes, but is my statment wrong?
>>577869905anyone know? walking around with the mech is slow af
>>577872283There is>Enemies have better tracking on the host>Not-necromorphs' attacks are guaranteed to hit the host (just like the rupture warriors at release)>Host has greatly increased priority when it comes to enemies calling for reinforcements>Alpha commanders only spawning alpha warriors near the host (might be fixed idk)>Chargers have better turn radius on the hostAnd most likely more I forgot about.
God I love botdiving
>>577871591Is that you attached to my leg uwu
>>577872469That isn't the AMR. It's a laser gun, presumably the hot shot.
/hdg/, i have to confess somethingVote snatchers + invasion fleet feel like a complete faction to me and i'm enjoying it a lot
>pelican lands>people don't get in right away and die as soon as someone doesWhat causes this?
picking cotton on UVP Alphasteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242488620308/76561198017871005
>>577872648Dont curse us with that faggot, go touch a boob or something.
>>577872785I actually attached an image first because I was gonna reply to another post, but then your post happened and I wanted to reply to you first, but forgot to remove the image.
>>577872849Def the best the squids have ever been, which isnt saying much
>>577871162>mightyou won't, bugchaser that you are
Powerful
>>5778728642/4
>>577872748interesting. i was playing last night with some friends as the host and i was bitching about the wretches the whole time and no one else seemed to have any problem
>>577872864FULL
A lot of the newer highground landmarks on these PoIs and objectives they've been adding have been getting better about being able to stick hellpods on them. Makes for cheeky turret locations.
>>577872757What the hell was that
>>577872915Understandable have a nice day ;;
what's good for squids? I have the grenade pistol for ships, laser cannon for fodder, what weapon should I use for the stronger targets? I have democratic detonation, freedom flame and cutting edge
>gun fires VERY FAST>so to balance it, we lowered the damage!you know the reason why human beings were interested in a faster firing gun was because a single shot was already lethal enough, multiplying the speed at which these fully lethal bullets come out of the barrel increases its lethality and ease of use.if we had to """""""""""balance""""""""""""" faster firing guns by putting in less harmful projectiles in real life (like giving them each little parachutes so they slow down before making impact), we would be retarded. so why do games do this?
>>577858917holy slampig
>>577873542So the guns aren't overpowered and don't make the game boring. Remember, this isn't real life, the point is to have fun.
>laser mg turret can kill divers in ~150ms>directional shield collapses under laser mg fire in less than two seconds>ballistic shield can tank infinite laser fire foreverVery balanced.
>>577873542>why do games do this?this nigga got me thinkin like magnus carlsen
>>577873542That's pretty much what every game dev does, gun shoots slow, big damage, gun fires fast, you can eat 5 bullets in the mouth without dying.
>>577873542Anon thats been video game balanced for ages.
5 hours before Cultists and APC
>>577873601"I'm Johnny Helldiver and welcome to Jackass!"
>Misthrow my last meltamine>Doesn't destroy warp ship>SEAFies threw a grenade right into the warp ship doorOh my god, they're going to wreck so hard on bug front aren't they
>>577872757>Noita wands
>>577873476Exo
>>577873870Just wait until they have to face the dreaded hive guard.
>>577872757>I_am_the_Senate.webm
>>577872704>>577871797Once i helped a friend in doing a fortnite mapAfter releasing it, i had a little existential crysis.You can't imagine how retarded the average person is. And the term average takes 90% of them. The "yellow paint" shit they started doing 10 years ago in videogames is there for a reason, believe me. And once they became mainstream, the "normie" is the sole reason of why videogames have become retardingly easy. You can't imagine how many people can't clear a D2 match in helldivers.
>>577873721energy shields are fucky wucky and respond to shit like frequency and science babble. your ballistic shield literally just physically absorbs all the energy from the shot, dispersing it into nothing. it wouldn't hold when hit with something with actual mass behind it
It's funny how short falls take a good chunk of your health but if you time your ragdoll just before you land, you can avoid almost all damage entirely
we're gonna make it
>>577872704>its like seeing a boomer click away on his phone's home screen at random and wondering why the regular things aren't happeningYou just fucking perfectly described my grandparent. Jesus Christ, I don't know how they survived as long as they did when they're so God damn retarded.
>>577874259helldivers 2 where never taught how to bend their knees when falling feet first, so they always land with legs straight, knees locked and toes pointed up
>>577873812Swedes are deep asleep by now. Gotta wait for them to update the game tomorrow to add the cultists (they already hotfixed the game so it's not happening)
>>577871797>no, the designers are evil and made me die on purpose!>hoo boy! wait until the steam forum hears about this! *takka takka takka*we do the same thing here
>>577874489>he stopped clenching
>ar pacifierwhat use case when you want to tickle your enemy instead of just killing them?
>>577874202jesus christ this is fucking adorable.
>>577874718annoying AI slop mp4, all your opinions are automatically wrong
>>577874489ANOTHER heart attack, what is going on?!
>>577874774its not ai, and she's real
>>577874202SEAF update singlehandedly saved the game
>>577874838She can't be anon. She can't be real...
>>577872854console niggers, unironically.
>>577874910shes real shes an italian model
>>577874586When we die it's because of malicious swigger code at the 7 minute mark forced death desync ragdoll bullshit.When Dadgamer42 dies it's because a scavenger swiped his leg, he panic dives into a warrior, then fumbles the trigger.
>>577872538>>577872597it's said MO or bots you fucking illiterates
>>577875006It's like a bucking horsey
>>577874728
>MO slaves seething when people choose fun over gay swedish orders lmao
>>577875340the MOyim love their station as the slaves of their swedish masters
>>577872597I understand its your fetish and I have no inherent problem with that. However, what I do have a problem with is that it looks bad.
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242492315965/76561197999417031
>>577872597Why are his legs so shiny?
>>577872597the fuck is that, a diaper?
>>577874489>>577874789From what I have been noticing, wretches detached arms still have an attack hitbox that can hit you, and sometimes the arm slides across the ground (with its attack hitbox still active) . If you randomly take damage/die fighting against them, check the ground and see if a detached arm is near you.
>>577873898>oh sweet, electric arc, i bet i can use this to stun enemies and be a bit safer!
>>5778728643/4
I wish I had the supply frv.:(
>>577875730yesxe is a xhitxkinned diaper fetishist
So we ever using that star of peace again or what?
>>5778756962/4
>see SEAFies set to be overrun by slashers & voteless on my way to the next objective>jump pack in and start lasering squids, to SEAFie cheers >save most of them>they go on to clear an encampment while I hellbomb the gaper tower>fuck yeahSEAF really did save this game.
>>577875914Should've played the game!
>no one cares about the slophammer bond anymoreWhat a flash in the pan. I seriously hope no one paid money for it.
Now that the dust has settled. Where does machinery of opression rank in major updates?
>>577876604I’d like to try out the meltagun, but fuck paying $15 for it
Anyone have the recommended warbond list on hand? Please and thank you.
>>57787664910/10 because it completely buck broke bot troonies for months.
>>577876817Demo DetHelldivers MobilizeServantsEverything else
>>577876042Depends on if the playerbase wants to get it fueled or not.
Heard mumblings the chainsaw works well on Crushers, that true?
>>577876649Below the SE invasion by a long shotSlightly below into the unjustAbove every other update i can't be bothered to rememberAnd above this one if the update pt. 2 cope isn't real tomorrow
>>577875647The art I make is better, I promise. Materials and textures work weird as shit in HD2.
>>577874718what warbond do I need to buy to get one of these?
>>577876930lmao no
>>577877000Melanated Militiamen
>>577873073>fighting a protracted battle with a small army of SEAF behind me>almost all clear and ready to move out->one of them dings an unseen purple drank cannister and deletes most of the troops, myself includedThese things are the true secret weapon of the Illuminate.
>>577876930Trying to chainsaw through the overgrown baby while 5 others bonk you to death doesn't sound like a good option desu
>>577874489literally how do glazers defend this
>>577872309blame GW for this one
>>577875696JOIN NOW 3/4
>>5778756963/4
>>577871392>chinaman hackingIs this confirmed or it's some sort of jest? Is this in the same wake as triggering SC hack?
>>577877437For the past hour or two the bar for common mats has gone from completely to 60% to 70% back to completed and back to what it is now.
>>577876930>>577876930Dart gun is mandatory if you want to melee them. Hell, dart gun is REALLY good on them since it pierces and can gas multiple crushers and fleshmobs.>Just bring gas nades idiotMeltamine
>>577877437The Chinese have a history of hacking sample MOs, but usually that means an instant victory and immense izzat loss for Jewdit.If they really are hacking the MO again, it's probably by being sneaky and spawning in extra samples during a mission.
Thank you Chinamen for once again fucking with Swedes.
>>577872757Could it be...?
>>577876930unlike fleshmobs that get a flail attack when you break a head cluster and can get out of stun that way the crushers don't have anything like that so they get stunned and stay stunned really easily. one one on a chainsaw should own them really easily
>>577878443>one on one
something might happen tomorrow
>>577878147You just know that the Swedes have to bite their tongues every time the Chinese save the community from a cotton picker MO Because last time they did something the Chinese didn't like (poorly explained SE defense mechanics) AH had to bend the knee and now go to QAs in Shanghai prove they're good Bai houzi.
>>577878618
>>577833801UVP alpha is aids holy shitNon stop crushers and necromorphs crawling up my ass on D5, squids are the worst
>>577859890More
>handily win the MO>Knucklehead rugpulls us and throws us out of the void with a massive True Illuminate/Mindless Masses/Appropriators/Vote Snatchers monster mash and we have to prevent Earth Invasion 2.0It’s pretty predictable but I’d still enjoy it
>>577878889Seems like they're trying to mold cultists to be more aesthetically aligned with the existing overseers. It's not bad, but they need to give this nigga a robe.
>>577859890>>577878889>overseer but LARGER GRRRit's fake but it would be so fucking funny if this was realWe are getting the cultists.
>>577878368NOOOOOO FUJCK OFF
>>577878836>crying about D5Skill issue, back to bugs young nigga
>>577859890>>577878889Please. Please be fake.
>>577859890>>577878889incredibly fake and oh so gay
>>577878836>D5>all those deaths
>>577878836>low budget snow trooper>jumble of shit from the closet diver>cadianThe fashion here is total ass
>>577859890>>577878889These squids must have capes
>>577878836Lower the difficulty.
Why play on anything but d1? it has the highest rate of Common Samples AND SC rn.
>cultists get added>It's just 2 units>The rest gets dripfed over time
If you play any diff below D7-10 after level 100 you're a pedophile spiritually
>>577879854
>>577879996D7 is only acceptable if you're testing a weapon
>>577878836i got higher kill counts on D2>>577879101>>577879213>>577879723>played on the mech planetsnow it's time for baby to get out of the crib and play the real game
>>577878889And another
>>577869152>ammo capacitywho caresammo is never an issue
>>577880242its really not, and if someone is complaining about it, that loser needs to work on their aim.
>>577879854and the highest liberation rate and every weapon/stratagem is viable
>>577859890>>577878889>>577880226>Only two armsI assume four-armed squids are likely survivors from the first war and are now endangered royalty. My assumption is the closer they are to the originals, the higher their position. The ornaments give me this feeling that these guys are probably going to be the elites of the faction.
>>577880043its not bait dude, got 50 sc in 10 miniutes. and common samples are constant.
>>577879859>cultists get added>they're another subfaction>the planet with them will be nothing but a spam of 20 of whatever big unit that in bugs or bots would only spawn in groups of maybe 2 or 3 along with the rest of their roster
this game sucsk
>SC farmingMiss me with that bullshit
Trust the planTOMORROW
>>577876604someone is using the bolt pistol, melta mine, or meltagun in every single lobby i've hosted or joined since it dropped
Holy shit, cultists might actually happen
https://www.youtube.com/@Helldivers2game/playlistscheck the playlists in the coming hours. If you see>1 video unavailableas a disclaimer in any of the playlists you can be certain that there is a grand happening on the horizon
So i see the melta mine does 2k explosive damage but what about the initial heat beam? I can't find any mention of how much damage that does
>>577859890>>577878889>>577880226Please be fucking fake, give me my fucking proper cultists you nigger
>>577880504My headcanon (100% real) is that they let the secondary arms atrophy to bulk up the primary ones, and to have their arms fit in that armor.
scripted loss bros... this IS NOT how it was supposed to go down
>>577876604literally the best warbond in a while>>577876784whats your friend code I'll call one in for you
>>577880954there wont be. AH is on mandatory holdiay until Oct 18 to celebrate the annual Festival of the Snow Giraffe.
>>577880941I've seen a few other anons say if and I believed it myself a little but theres no way they'd throw away 90% complete enemies. If anything they'd just reskin them with the current illuminate look we have now. >>577880504Didn't someone say the overseers we see now are some sort of organic robot the real squids use because like you said they're actual population numbers are really low since the first galactic war. Same reason they use voteless so much.
>>577880157Nigger I’ve been playing D10 Vote Snatchers and Masses for days, go back to bugs.
>crusher sneak up on me because AH refuses to have audio balancing and heavies make zero fucking soundI HATE THIS BUM ASS DEVELOPER I HATE THIS BUM ASS DEVELOPER I HATE THIS BUM ASS DEVELOPER I HATE THIS BUM ASS DEVELOPER I HATE THIS BUM ASS DEVELOPER
>>577881476>Zombie apocalypse enemy type>Never thinks to check his backThis nigga is the dude that dies in the first episode
>>577881446i don't fight turks
>>577881687>10 foot tall giant dragging a metal pole the size of a tree>makes less sound than the normal man sized zombies
Anon was saying a thread or so ago that some of the Helldiver helmets somehow had the new SEAF headlamp lighting effect stuck to them? Could you clarify which helmet(s) it was?
>>577881732>Initial layer2 more campaigns of this
>>577881476they have a bell for a head they never shut up.
>>577881732>new planet opened up>no SEAF or Invasion fleetHow about no thank you.
>>577881842Turn around, nigga. Or get a robot to babysit your ass.
>>577881926>only make noise when on players field of vision or when already mid swig two feet from the playerWOW
>>577882168Sounds like your tinnitus is getting worse, unc. I can hear them just fine. Or just practice basic spacial awareness.
>>577882168>retarded boomer blasted out his eardrums and cant hear go download your crutch mod built for handicapped disabled faggots
New>>577882462>>577882462>>577882462
after a few lies, the gears beta is over and I'm in a good enough spot in runescape to bring divers back into the mix. And my buddy isn't here today to hang out and play games either.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242497429202/76561197995866779Void Illuminate D10, votesnatchers on UVP Alphaall are welcome
>>577881235It would definitely make sense, since it matches with the cut squids having actual magic powers such as levitation, lightning infusions, and even summoning. In that case it's like having a bunch of a ancient tech wizards as the ruling class, manufacturing flesh golems to do most of the fighting for them.If so, then true Illuminates would have to be treated as vox-tier enemies, only being fielded in small numbers but extremely dangerous on their own. I'm coping that if they ever do add cultists, then they need to be much stronger than what the original leaks have shown; I want them to feel like you're fighting against a powerful wizard.
>>577880454Ammo's only an issue if you don't have the hellpod optimization booster on.
>>577871162thirdie behavior
