Previous: >>577852014>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg (embed)08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tachyon LOVE
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
THE FUCKING SUPPORT CHAINS WON'T FUCKING FINISH I'M SO MAD AHHHHHHH
>>577880228Cafe...
>>577880160a ~70% Oppai Loli archetype with her booba hanging out and the lewdist thing about the pic are the damn armpits
>miss prudent for the first time in 50 runsok
Is it a good localization?
wahey
wawei
are we rollan or are we skippan
>>577880505WAIT SHE CAN SAVE ME
>Yes, I am a front main>No, I won't do a cheeky 400er for the only dedicated front stamina card in 5+ yearsHow do you justify this without sounding retarded?
rckey is so fucking cool I wish chinese people were real
>>577880536localize this *unzips*
>>577880536I like the localization of the game overall but this one doesn't work for me because "THE MOE AAAA Thanks for My Life" does not make sense and is just distractingly confusing. I will probably survive though.
why do ricecucks lie saying you need like this + a white or something for 1stshameless
A modestly sized jigg occurs:https://jiggie.fun/FyT59rhttps://jiggie.fun/FyT59r
>>577880851Tenno sho spring is highly subject to wit checks, 400 stam + 600 wit is within range (but it's also easy to lowroll and die and you can't clock rumao)
Digitan h-holy fuck girl
>>577880650rollan
Fusaichi Pandora WILL be the mother of my children
Requested: fanart of Taiki Shuttle and Narita Brian interacting in some substantial way with no one else present
>>577880940HAG SEXO
How are you guys getting so many white sparks? I'm lucky to get even a small handful
>>577880650SkippanBeing bricked up is no reason to brick up your pull plan
>>577880160filling fillies is my job
>>577881129Shiraoki-sama giveth and Shiraoki-sama taketh away
>>577880650Doto has this lantern on her back that makes me think of Yorick
>>577881129Looping.
>>577881252 YOU WILL REMEMBER MEISHO DOTO
>>5778811297 and lottery ticket grandparent
>>577880851Kita has weaker Tenno Sho opponents.
I think it's actually a good thing that I'm almost out of energy supplementsI need some sort of limit to the amount of runs I can do in one day, otherwise I'll be fucked when summer's over
>>577881280w cat
>>577881382they ran off seeing her pull up
>>577881409sex
I'm very excited for Twin Engines so that I can run Team Canopus and have a better excuse for always losing.
>>577880650>there are people ITT that will unironically pull for THIS
>Needs 3LB>Really only useful if you just started playing>Only value is the skill hints but it's a speed cardWhat was cygames thinking?
>>577881451Losing is not a result of being bad at the casino.
>>577881443duh
>>577881567Not every card needs to be a wallet rapist
>>577881567>Gold slipstream is neat>independent training makes gold skills nearly useless
>>577881567Dilute card poolEnjoy your dud
>>577881385
>>577881567Brick for Palmer rollers
9 more days of looping, huh...
replacing bobo with teio gave me +250 pwr lolpower bonus my belovedlegit bricked otherwise on 20% growthersalso excellent shop
sex with (honorary) boys
>still no umazing end hoguri borrowslazy fucks.
>>577881898If you wasted all your tp on bricked ace runs during this period you only have yourself to blame
Bros...w
CM in 6 days btw
>>577880851>Didn't post finish time or opponentsVagueposter.
>>577882072I did burn through all 50 TP pots during this period so.... I have nothing left to build aces with once it's over.
>577882237blind retard
>>577880536There's something a bit hard to capture in the tone of it being written the way it is. It's... kinda not fully Japanese... but also tremendously so. Like a (double) 四字熟語 built out of Chinese for maximum exotic inscrutability.Digitan is such a fucking nerd.
>>57788224010 carats isn't an insane price for a refill
>>577881409That art style seems familiar, the NTR artist kumiyabe?
I am seething so fucking much
>>577880940Holy moly....
>>577880536yes, this is how fangirls talk on tumblr and twitter. Agnes Digital is fucking one-to-one on fanfic girl dialogue, except 'oshii' is added in because japan. (they didn't really have any other options, fave is too vague, bias is too korean)also this entire fandom uses oshii anyway, so
>>577882281Maybe random diacritics over the AÅÆÄÁ if the uma engine could even handle rendering that
>>577881451No crying in the casino I'm planning on doing the same
>>577882219time traveler anon...
>>577882043Wish I had my own teio wit
stop baiting
>>577882315I couldn't say, I only saved it because it's cute Ines artthe text in it says she forgot to put on her spats
start (mastur)baiting
got spooked by inari one during my pearl pulls, too late for the CM. read her story, it's like a less good falco career, but she's cute and spunky and comes with straightaway spurt, yay
>>577882628You start the career with her pretty-much-dad's blessing, though
>>577882610INSEXY FUJINSEXY
>>577882438the REAL tumblr fangirl dialogue from digitan is this, actually.
>>577882610It is him, so the implication is there
>>577882790You can't post that
>>577882790
No one finds Ines Fujin hot
>>577882438So we're replacing otaku subculture with terminally-online white girl subculture and its somehow not considered cultural appropriation?
>>577882281JUST GIVE US THE PLAIN TRANSLATION WITH TRANSLATOR NOTES CYJEWS
>>577882790wtf 4 tits
>>577882875
>>577882802I laughed through most of her career, digitan WOULD sit with you during your shows to understand your fanfic ideas and write with you. ...my answer is 'sex pollen'
>>577882790I need umanko
>>577882992
>>577882992You can't post that either
>>577882992>Ayabenope should have posted a good uma
>>577882610Fuji is so sexy
>>577882281Lmao what the fuck? Ok I don't know how they'd possibly localize that in any way that made sense. Like English but using weird phenomes like that annoying AE one? Umlauts?
>>577882790artist? yandex and saucenao didn't find anything
no one pulled for Ines Fujin so no one likes her here
>>577883189Hahakigi
i have a primal urge to slide my hands up in there
>>577882875you can just ask for ines pics, No Reason to try and bait us into it, it's fine.>>577882951I really have to read through her story sometime. but yes. I imagine she probably would.my answer is 'porn with no plot/what plot'.
I'm pulling for the (good) Ines fujin so I'll like her then
>>577880851I get tenno spring luckshit wins sometimes too but you don't see me being a belligerent ass about it.
>>577883273if you didn't get her OG then it doesnt count
>>577882930Sweet lord
>>577883201we like our big sis
>>577883329better than crying about it like I always see
>>577883261it was a pleasant surprise, she's not a top 5 uma, but she's top 10. I went from 'why does she keep spooking meeee' to 'let's fangirl together, digitan'
wew
>>577883352is this sloppa or are people actually able to mod the game?
>>577883383my little brother energy will attract a spook someday, nothing to worry about. Rickey folded, she will too
>>577882790wtf she has 4 tits???
>>5778835134 ears4 breastsMaybe more
>>577882992ayabe wouldn't do this
>>577883487I don't know, I just saved it.
>>577882992>>577882790I DEMAND SAUCE BEFORE THEY ARE DELETED
My trainee said she wanted to watch me train another uma even though she's at the peak of her career
>>577883579Where did you get it?
>>577883329HRT causes rapid moodswings so forgive him
>>577883586w-what is she doing in public?
>>577883201I literally pulled her bro, that's why I have her fanart saved...I wasn't TRYING to pull her, but I got lucky on her banner and now she's my favorite uma
>>577883551Ayabe would leglock and earlock simultaneously
>>577883654Here.
>>577883585wait nevermind I already subscribe to his fanbox I should have known that's who it was
>>577883232ty, thought it was someone else because of the korean
which uma to get 1200+ guts with
>>577883586nee-san handjob... waow...
>>577883708How far back was it? It's not giving any md5 matches on the archive
>>577883765retard
>>577882878萌 moe到 attaining讓 abdicate我 myself活 life過 surplus/abundance來 returns了 The EndIs there any chance it was meant to be a poem? That'd be funny.Does anyone out there know enough Chinese (and either proverbs or poetry) that might add something to this?
>>577883449I got a few failed runs where she clocks out too but I don't cry about them in the thread like a Bourbonfag would thoughever.
>>577883765TaishinDaiwaAnyone with 20% growth
Ok, that's enough.
>>577883867bobo's only need to place 3rd or higher doe so if they fail that's like mega shitter territorylong b too
>>577883742sex
>>577883956whoa look at those TOP GUNS
>>577883908Pull the trigger.
>>577883858nah it's just chinese because she's a jiangshi and also to make her sound weird
>>577884076*weirder
>>577884230>67
>they assigned a white trainer to me
>>577883858So is the most literal translation something like "cuteness overflowing so much I came back to life"?
where are the umama rooms, he's been ace building for weeks
>>577884305how do you notice these things
how's Inari One's ult as an inherit passdown? I really don't run ends but I may pull Mr. CB
>>577884390he gave up
>>577884390Who cares he'll lose again anyway since he's running Kita
>>577884390Got mindbroken after losing cm17
>>577884415He who has eyes to see and ears to hear shall inherit the earth
suzuka stopmy wit...
>>577884390He only hosts rooms in the Uma&Co discord
>>577884583s-shai!
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/7weDnT>https://jiggie.fun/7weDnThttps://jiggie.fun/7weDnT>https://jiggie.fun/7weDnThttps://jiggie.fun/7weDnT
>>577884691Kek
Trainer-san's solo during Our Grand Live doko
>jealous jerry
I have been away since Kitasan negro dropped, i barely remember how to play this. What's the best way to clear the trainer test?I am having trouble hunting down the necessary cards for the skills in the test.
>>577884750Sweet Falco.....
>>577885026no more ace runs until the rainbow stone is complete
>It's another episode of Oguri Cap mood downing the turn immediately after using Light Hello because of a kitty cat
>>577885097Try to hunt down the skills that give pts with cards
>>577885026This is the most boring ritualpost still
>>577885220I'm convinced he only keeps doing it as a shitpost since it's so comically bad
>>577885047>Dilating Davis
>>577885220I shall BAKUSHIN to the grave and never ask anything again
>>577885327>virgin vince
>>577884750>>577884583umas thinking they can monopolize their Trainers just because they spend so much time with them
>>577885343Bakushin back NYOWI mean I won't do the MANT runs but I like this ritualpost
>>577885370>Sissified Steven
what did creeku mean by this?
>>577884390Losing CM17 destroyed him mentally, unfortunately there was no queueing at shitter hours for the finals
>>577885468>Angry Alejandro
>>577885468d[redacted]'s c[redated]s[redacted]*
>Slot my test run glue uma into room matches>She's winning a lotWhat the fuck. Now imagine if i highroll instead of needing to press power 4 times during summer...
>>577885370>HRT Henry
>>577885574>Dangerous Daniel>>577885587>Censoring Cameron
>HRT Henry
>>577880160I really Like Manhattan Cafe mayne but I don't think she stares at me as much as my friend claims
>>577884390She posts them in the club chat now
>>577885430It's far too late for that now
>Nice Nature
>>577885887
>>577885887What the fuck
>the masses defended their fond memories of the sloplationBig western colonizers score another win, Japanese culture is done for, sorry I meant to say COOKED
>>577885837You sure about that?
>>577884420I had a hard time getting it to actually trigger in CM17, maybe because all the lates were debuffers that got passed too quickly to meet the struggle condition. It's not the worst ult I've ever run, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it like I would for something like Emperor's Divine Might or Barcarole of Blessings.>>577885481IIRC she had to rescue you from some delinquents.
>>577885930evil horse I hate you
Taishin!
>>577885669>no recoverybwo...?
>>577886056Testo!
I need Creek banner nyow
>>577885164at least you get 15 energy from that one
holy dork hours
>>577886110Doto villain better not spook me
>>577886056NEE TAISHIN NEE NEEEEEE TAIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIN NEEE TEBA TAISHIIIIIIN
kinda funny how you have to overcap speed by like 200 sometimes with the decreased gains for enough pwr to doa nyththitnhtni neeed dd from lessons
>>577885839Why? Only their Danchou is good at the game
Taishin Testosterone
Everyone should stop what they're doing, open up ms paint, and sketch out their trainer.
>>577883819I couldn't find it on google and yandex either>How far back was it?June 29th. I went through my shitter likes from back then and I couldn't find it either.I think it's slop
>>577883723>wait nevermind I already subscribe to his fanbox
1200 careers in and I got my first double 3*
>>577886352did you stutter or do I have to draw torena?
>>577886352But I am the trainer
>>577886218Aren't growth rates a bitch?
>>577886358It's not slop, it's hahakigi.
>>577886550speed is actually the worst one in gl which is crazyunless paired with power
>>577886218best we can give you is lv4 second wind and lv2 moxie
>>577886352My horny arse could never work at Tracen
>AND THEN SHE EATS ALL THE FOOD XXDDDDhehehe good ol oguri cap
Do we like Paama here?
>>57788658620% speed is fine because then you can do 2 speed 1 power and you usually turn out fine. But when you have 10% speed growth or less, two cards begins to be not enough and everything starts to turn to shit.
>>577881079I'MSTILLWAITING
>>577886708pic not related... right?
>>577886430What's wrong with that? The guy does good work. I have jacked off to this more than any other Uma related pornography in existence and he drew it.https://e-hentai.org/g/3906243/6701a12c5b/
>>577886615thanks it sucks>>577886778pwr makes me miserable so id rather just overcap unless the stam is super needed
>>577886737nowe love her
>>577886737She is flawless and everyone likes her everywhere. She is the universal Mejiro.
>>577886580I'm talking bout bikini Ayabe
>>577886737We only like her goofy running stance.
>>577886794...
>>577886861For me its his Tachy doujinEven the piecemeal release of every 8 or so pages is god fucking sex. The entire thing is a masterpiece
>>577886872What deck?
>>577886352I had fun
missing stuff but whatever930886219308862193088621>>5778869907* stam 7* pwr
>>577886963I actually asked him if he took commissions and I was really bummed out when he said no
>>577884390Umama is looping
>>577886352I physically cannot imagine an actual person in place of the trainer character, not even myself. It is an amorphous presence.
>>577886737We love ALL Mejiros here
>>577887154Tying a loop around his neck maybe?
>>577886934.....
>>577887216were we so fortunate
>>577887212Even Mejiro Ryan?
why haven't you joined a good club yet? Game's been out for over a year
>>577887216I raughed
>>577887095>9308 86216/9please join
>>577887353kek
>>577886994somebody shake my fucking hand, I packed all my luggage into a paper bag
>>577886994Thank you.
ahh dude4 stam 4 power blue sparkslevel eighteen
789530387895303878953038
>>577886352
>>577887801currentore...
why does /vma/ only get artfags? Where's ours
>>577887517:(
>>577887873They said their drawing weren't appreciated over here thus they moved over
>>577887873/v/ is more normalfag coded than /vg/ unironically
>>577887873I don't want to produce any kind of OC for this general you guys are only my uma buddies to pass the time I won't get attached to you
START ROOMING NONNIES
>>577886872unrestrained doko…
>>577888023Maybe they should have made better drawings
>>577886352this is how we look like IRL btw
>>577888023I've never seen any of their drawings. Don't like to me, whore.
>>577887352I love her too, but she needs a special accesory in bed, or we don't mate
>>577888053no shitscreencap stevens>>577888093terrible
>>577887873I draw but I'm unironically too addicted to the game to draw nowadays. I did post a draw once and /uma/ seemed to like it
rape is funny
almost forgot to bully akebono today
>>577888310It's so fun it should be illegal
>roomingerm I'm still looping grandparents
how do I set up GL auto runs? got my grandparents and aptitudes in order minus dirt at F but its whatever. do I just use skill hunting cards or what cards make parent auto runs good? do I use light/tachy if im running a late parent?
>>577887739front hell roomtoo bad c taiki is broken353840003538400035384000
>>577888057>I don't want to produce any kind of OCOne anon posted his cock OC and got over a hundred downloads, fame is just a single post away!
I miss Teio tengu or oni whatever art
>>577888198you need it for gamble on fronts desu
Meet my Uma OC her name is Still in Wonder
I have grandparent 1 ready, but grandparent 2 isn't hitting. Shit's rough.
>>577888427cringe
>>577888391>he still remembers the dia cockI always knew Riceposters were gay
>>577888427blue color schemes are so much better than red color schemes
>>577888362>>577888504stop looping you can still make it
>>577888464based again
>>577888541to be fair it was a hot trib
Anons will be like, "nooo, why do my fronts always get overtaken in the final straight", then skip the card that gives you unrestrained.
>>577887353>>577888464way funnier the third time it's posted
>>577887873I'm too lazy to draw nowadaysI haven't finished my requests yet
>>577888627Suzuka comes with unrestrained and >>577886872 did not take
>>577888607to be honest yeah
umanus
>>577888653Bitch you licked my anus two hours ago
>>577888387665868196658681966586819>>577888749velo is 5000000000x better
I bet these are going to be expensive when/if they start popping up on Mercari and they would have been dirt cheap had her swimsuit not been released
>>577888795>>577888653
>>577888541I was thinking of another one actually so guess what
incredible score considering Halo is a brainlet
>>577888868I hate you, Rice Shower
>>577888873who needs brains when you have SPEED
>>577888826how big is that
>>577888873Now let's see the skills
I wish I knew how to draw so I could make tons of fan arts of my oshi like that Sugar Lights dude
>>577888958I don't know exactly but it looks pretty big.
>>577888541Maya posters were the ones who keep flirting with [REDACTED] thoughbeit
>>577888902Japan said this
>>577888804the avengers are pulling up788730467887304678873046
>>577888804Uma is accel game
>Run my old A+ Capricorn King Halo against Akebono>Lose by 2 lengths>Run my old SS Gemini 2 King Halo against Akebono>Win by barely half a length at the last secondKing...
>>577889228canon king halo
>>577889197>>577888627>>577888749quoting you all again to call you retardedretard >>577889197retard >>577888627retard >>577888749see: >>577888804status = rapedplay the game
Japan's definition of "in the sticks" is wack because this is only 18 minutes from Meitetsu Nagoya. I left Tokyo at 9am on the dot and got here at 11:18.
urara wouldn't say that
>>577889346you won... one match
uh oh melty
>>577889228>Legend races>Anything that isn't a frontrunner, or a backliner with four accels including nimble
>>577889346 W0w 1 win and lost to Teio >>577889164
>>577889457now waste 300+ sp for literally nothing
>>577889346so wh- >end xoguriyou won this time...
>>577889346>I didn't queueYou did not win
>>577889398Does that place even have a turf inside trackdidnt look like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARNjOPUEHk
Curren Chan?
>>577889521now make the whole general dislike you
>>577889514Not defending him but anyone would lose to Teio She is invincible Said so herself
>>577888902No one says this
>>577889398Map
>>577889514>the best style winsnoooo wayyy........
>>577889474I didn't respect Bono's Turbo Sprint
>>577887801>>577888130>>577888756>>577889286Thank you as well for participating. Actually expected the post to go completely ignored
Is there a way to make hunting for completion titles easier?Some sort of webpage I can keep open to the side as I go through the remaining trophies and it tells me when the race happens on a calendar?
Umama please tell the class what acceleration skills each style has for the upcoming CM
>>577889164>6 frontsDios mio, I'll swear I'll stop joining with my CM14 aces in a few days, I just wanted to see how the Flower fared...Kinda hard to proc blossom with all these fronts
>>577887517
>>577889164these front rooms are f*n238347532383475323834753>>577889786that's fine join anytime>Kinda hard to proc blossom with all these frontsyet somehow taiki did it earlieror she had some other type of magic
Dosukoi
He's right tho, unrestrained is too RNG to be good, Fronts want late game velocity instead
>>577886352My hairline may be receding but I still have my pride...
>>577889921That is why you take final push
>>577888873>there are people who unironically enjoy career just trying to get higher numbers
>>577887517JUSTICE FOR MOB UMAS
>>577889876I liked the runaway larpneed dd pp badlyodds are so high too but then mile won't proc855900638559006385590063maybe last
>mfw trying to farm long parents + stamina sparkszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>577890038I don't mind taking it if I get it discounted but it's tough to get enough SP for it.You already need to burn a ton of SP for early game accel and Speed as a Front, there just isn't enough SP to buy late game gamble accels
Fuji Kiseki
>>577890081To be honest, you shouldn't enjoy it but you should try and strive for it and learn how to get high numbers even if the Uma itself is trash. Eventually these aptitude tests will give you titles with placements for your oshi and it really does suck to be like, over 500, with it sitting in your titles forever.
post the yeppers from these rooms im curious
>>577890224This is why we run tachyon
>>577889586All dirt
>>577890224An extra .2 accel is 10000x better than one extra velocity
>>577890502retard
>>577889286This is peak performance
>>577890267
Would you take a bullet for Tokai Teio?
>>577889697>pace best stylelol
DO I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME OR CAN I AUTO THIS
>>577890680no, but I'd take a [redacted]
>>577890725I don't know
>>577890725you can't clank italso, remember to do the rickey missions they go away tomorrow (you can't clank them)
>>577890295Tach does not fit in a Front deck.Taiki gives you good hints and a GoldMaru gives you good hints and a GoldKita can give you good hints and a GoldThe extra SP you get from Tach doesn't ammount to much when you don't get any discounts skills and no good goldKita is the only card you can realistically drop for Tach and then you borrow Teio Wit for Curvature but unless you're a buhi you don't have that luxury
>>577890770Take some HRT?
>>577890725I unknowingly did my loop run then just realized the star is already greyed out in my agenda, so I'm guessing you can
>>577890629>look inside>most generic skills possiblewell fair enough anon, thank you. i don't know what i expected. are you using the taiki ssr?
>>577890851>>577890802WHICH IS IT STOP UMAGASLIGHTING ME
>>577890704>trusting numbers when shitters are skewing them
>>577890813Tachyon works when you replace kitasan and don't have shit parentsThe SP you get from tachyon is about as much as getting fast learnerCurvature is a middling skll you can go without
>>577890704> x / x / debuffer> x / y / debuffer> y / y / debuffer> x / debuffer / debuffer> y / debuffer / debuffer
Would you take a bullet for your favorite Mejiro OR brown girl?
>>577890979she would never say this
>>577890936You just lowered the winrates on Kitasan Black, Silent Suzuka and Mihono Bourbon thougheverbeit
Shit's rural as fuck God damn
You could take a bullet for Dober, and she'd still hate you for being a moid.
>>577890979>people get turned on by this dialogue
>>577890937Yeah Kita is droppable but most Front don't have MLB Tach because they rolled for Maru and Taiki is way better for Skill Points than Tach so Taiki is the perma borrow for Mile
>>577891098and you up the incel rate in the world by existing
>>577890927You can auto them
>>577891197That isn't relevant to the question unless Dober is your favorite Mejiro.
>>577891274Mad cuz bad
>>577891309Sorry, typo, I meant can't
>>577891415Grass should be there
>>577891040
>>577891274>uses incel unironicallyToo bad unlike you I'm not leaving this world by my own hand
Are these whites good enough for a parent?
signed up for a career when I meant to start a clanker run
>>577891274you are quite literally on this board every time I check it
>>577891139kasamatsu?
>>577891478>zen nipponstop doing this shit, you fags are killing the affinity >Are these whites good enough for a parent?no
>>577890704Double Debuffer XOg compin mile
>incel meltyevery time
>>577891415not a JP player but was it worth it making new racecourses only for ONE scenario? do they ever use them for anything else?
Turns out all you have to do is bully the tranny and ERP stops
>>577891436>>577891309>>577890927>>577890851>>577890802
>>577891554>stop doing this shit, you fags are killing the affinityI'm not even sure what i'm doing, just following what people say you should do
>>577891646Just wait until you hear about Longchamp
Seeing JP twitter posts these is pissing me off.Kawakami and Fusapan are the only ones I would want and I they're getting them and I'm not.
>>577891536Yup
>>577880536localization will never, ever be good. make me research stuff, cyjews, don't give me western garbage
localize this *farts on your face*
How we feeling tonight, /uma/?
>>577891840but you're a western manI hope
>>577891554tfw tempted to run Kashiwa Kinen over Victoria Mile for the sash farm but then wont align with all the umas that run Victoria Mile
>>577891879Puffy Dia umanko and nipples mlem
>>577891747It's just 15tp and 50 minutes. It worked for me and you can test it yourself.
>>577891816BRIGHTEST HEART
>>577889398>>577889586>>577889691>>577890401>>577891139wait that's kasamatsu? looks chill as hell
>>577891974he rejects his westernhood
>>577886872Looking good, but are you sure you want to miss out on Unrestrained?I thought about making her a regular Front but I'm liking how she's been performing as a Runaway.
>>577892108Based
I never expected Mambo career story to be this romantic. It's lowkey Eishin Flash and Nice Nature tier.
>>577892267Her name is Howitzer
>>577891950Digitan doesn't have allat
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/2GLGR_>https://jiggie.fun/2GLGR_https://jiggie.fun/2GLGR_>https://jiggie.fun/2GLGR_https://jiggie.fun/2GLGR_
>>577891779>just following what people say you should doIf they can do dirt races, that's good, but I don't know anyway who said you should do the Zen-Nippon track since you get extra power which is fine and uh...Night Races which is useless lmao. Just stick with Hopeless Stakes for that turn.
>>577891139I mean, Kasamatsu is in GIFU. In most anime Gifu is often where country bumpkin characters from.
anons who like oguri romantically where are you
Am i schizo for feeling like the auto mode, outside the convenience of it, actually adds a new dimension to the game itself? Sort of like playing franchise mode in a sportsball vidya or maybe even Football Manager even though ive not played thatI'm still frenetically cranking out ace attempts manually when the time comes anyway
>uma gets all the skills i wanted>it's a parent so it gets 0 of the sparks i wantedFUCK LOOPING
who up looping they uma rn
>>577892712I like that you have to build your deck around skills you want while also trying to get SS. I think in GM it will be easy to get SS though since stat gains seem to get buffed with each new scenario so that aspect of it will get dumbed down soon
>umas with good flexible aptitudescan be made use of in many scenarios>umas with specific aptitudeseasy to lock in the right pinkswhich side are (you) on
>>577893353>ace>parenteasy
...Does getting bonus affinity from combining races not work in looping, since we don't actually get epithets like the Classic Triple Crown or Spring/Fall Crowns and Dual Miles/Sprints/Dirts etc. etc.?So for umas that cant run longs maybe it would be best to abandon the Tiara route unless they are specifically a mare that runs them in career? Like Digitan could still run Satsuki Sho and Derby and score extra compatibility that way even if she cant run Kikuka Sho
>>577893474POSTURE CHECK
>>577893574
>>577893660GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>577893474So you're telling me a shrimp trained this uma?
>>577886352Just wait until I get Transcend and the drawing will be finished...
>>577893557They removed affinity from epithets, bwochaco.
>>577893792Well fuckWould this make all tiara umas have hamstrung compatibilities then, or maybe 3-4 races out of sync isnt a big dealit lowers the incentive to farm Hanshin JF and the Tiara sashes too
>>577891974despite being gaucho, I have rejected my westernhood the day I was born (cuz my father was a massive soviet otaku and it passed down to me)
how do I reach 1201 Gut for mission with clanker uma
>>577893353I think i want to make Brian either a grandparent or primary but that means having a 1 in 3 chance of hitting a mile sparkfucking sucks manMeanwhile Ryan can at least be reduced to just 1 in 2 possibilities in distance
>>577886994Taiki trainer >>577887801Curren trainer >>577888130Tachyon trainer>>577888756Rudolf or Pearl Trainer >>577889286>TrannyGoldling trainer but not goldship >>577889958Bono trainer >>577893474Maya trainer >>577893009Bakushin trainer
>Pace and front can speed maxing with 3 speed cards>Late&End have to get by with 1400 speed due to power card fuckeryFuck this scenario.
>>577894049G1 affinity is +3 instead of +1 now. You do the math.
How do you guys draw with a mouse.. i cant even draw with a pencil
>>577894151Crazy idea here. It might not work... but what iflikewhat ifyou use GUTS cards???????????????
Can you clank the rickey goals
>>577890979I think she needs bigger tits.
>Decide to pull Ruby since it's apparently good for a really long time>Only 1 copy in 100 pulls
gonna start looping without having any idea on how to do so wish me luck
>>577894654At least you can use the 2nd anni free selector and paid selector to LB2 it
>>577894654wdym good? VF said not to pull
>>577894852You mean the retarded lolcow that never wins plat?
>clanka 4guts didnt hit the 1200guts on a 20%guts umabrehs...
So how are fronts doing for CM18?
>>577895043GreatJustLet me finish my loops
>>577895038just like in regular gutmaxxing runsAI has come a long way
OHHHHHHHH IM-IM GONNAIM GONNA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>577895026No that's Witfraud
golem-free zone
>>577895038borrow riko
>>577894896Imagine the amount of semen soaked into the fabric
I still can't get a grandparent with Firm Resolve, Racing Spirit Stam and Groundwork white sparks with good blues and pinks on it
>>577895114Name two things Witgod has ever done that would qualify him as a lolcow.
so what did we learn?
>>577895251Being the biggest ESL uma tuberShilling Lucky Pace El for months even though Global was filled with Fronts
>>577895427so you don't know what a lolcow is
>>577895427>biggest uma CC only pulls 20-60k views>genshin CCs still pull 100ks to this daymaybe we're just a niche game?
>>577895427Being ESL and/or bad at Umamusume doesn't make someone a lolcow.
>>577895427being ESL is not a lolcow factorgiving bad advice is not a lolcow factor
>>577895420I should loop some more
>>577895176i already sent itcmon clanka do you job
>>577895565>>577895684>>577895706A lolcow gets "milked" for lols rather than milkWitfrauds awful English makes me lolWitfrauds awful advice like lucky Pace Pasa makes me lolHe's a lolcow, the biggest one we have by far
>>577895572Covid genchinkers are on permanent sunk cost fallacy
gm
>>577895787>A lolcow gets "milked" for lols rather than milkbro was cooking inside his mind
>>577895787he's japanese you retard, you're probably just a retarded EOP yourself if you find superiority in "haha he speaks english funny"
What makes the SEAnigger seethe so hard at Witgod?
VF is a pillar of the greater Uma community and has done many collabs with other ccs as well as knows all the top Uma players
>>577895787But you're not even milking him. He doesn't even know you exist. You're just laughing at him for some weird reason. A real lolcow would be VF, remember when /uma/ sent that Vivlos sticker, he got mad and we all had a good laugh? Now that's real milking the lolcow.
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW PENIS INSPECTION DAY
>>577880536Woke trash
>>577895787>Not mentioning the fact that he's trans>Not mentioning when he cried on stream because he won a CM on JP>Not mentioning that he lost to an A+ Goldship during MANT, added her as a partner, and lost again>Not mentioning that he dropped out of college to play UmamusumeOh wait, that's all VF.
>>577896041One of those is not a mare...
>>577896041Ikuno-san isn't like this
>>577896041Hahaha sorry officer this is embarrasing but I have a disease that can only let me whip it out after I've been wrapped in officer Seeking the Pearl's vaginal walls for at least a couple of hours
>>577896041but yesterday was penis inspection day too?
>>577896076He dropped out of college and is more successful than you??
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12016320
>>577896041Hai... please don't laugh again...
>>577896041its ok ladiesi already checked torenas penis
>>577895869
>>577895787>makes meLolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment. It's more of a consensus thing of someone being laughable for doing stupid shit than if someone makes you laugh. Guys like DSP weren't lolcows because they were bad, but because their attitudes made them stand out and were generally seen as pathetic.
>>577896041>Coal Shitty >tranny hag>nerd
>>577896106>One of those is not a mare...why does that matter
https://x.com/notikaro/status/2089458633473966242
I'm going in the Falco Lawson. You guys want anything?
>>577895873nigger that's how everybody described lolcows for decades, I'm not cooking anything braindead zoomer faggot>>577895919He should stick to uma JP content just like /Uma/JP faggots should stick to their dead thread>>577896023That lasted for a day, Witfrauds awful advice and English is permanent >>577896076FakeNothing wrong with tears of joyCan't win all the CMsStill more well off than you
>>577896321Who are the lolcows of /uma/
>>577896386Dounts
>>577896358Mares are objectively cuter and hornier
>>577896041I would walk the other way
>>577896412Our beloved lolcow
>>577896412Stegofag
>>577896358stallions are bottom-codedthey'te harmless
>>577896405oh that's just you jp schizo, carry on
>>577896465Yet stallions have the best sexo design, curious
what's your longest loopa so far
I wish there was more UmaTore on Ao3
>>577896465Curren fucked every penis around Toresen but still can't bag her oniichan #Sad #CurrenWhore
>>577896380thanks anon
>>577896570https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12015164
>>577896321By that definition VF isn't a lolcow either. The only thing VF did that counts as lolcow behaviour is have a melty about people leaking his CM results before he could stream it
>>577896554this is from twitter
>>577896636that is indeed lolcow behaviouralso his triple tiara schizo postand his video crying after losing cmand the discord melty
>>577896482>beloved
open for naked Suzuka
>>577896553>fat>bestNeck yourself.
Someone give me a loopa borrow for lates so I can start my own line of loopas
I'M LOOOOOOOOOPING
https://en.namu.wiki/w/아그네스 디지털(우마무스메 프리티 더비)/인게임 정보>It is characterized by the use of Chinese characters in the name of the uniform or unique skill name, perhaps reflecting the fact that it is a fighting uniform of the Jiangshi concept. First of all, in the case of '愛麗Kyonsi', the name of the match dress, '愛麗數碼', the registered name of the original horse during the Hong Kong expedition it was followed.>Also, the unique skill name '萌到讓我活過來了!' is also in Chinese, but in the PakaLive broadcast where Halloween Digital was introduced, it was read as it was. The voice actors who attended also showed their hardships. Depending on the interpretation, it can be seen as "I was revived because I was too Moe!", but the point of the actual skill production is to achieve Buddhahood again with that Moe.>[inherence]It's so honorable that it came back to life! (萌到讓我活過來了!)
>>577896621boner alertlocation: my crotch
>>577896876They're going to make it woke
>>577896665i never posted it on twitter thoughbeit
>>577896876I hate chink purple prose dialectics
>>577896621What an odd thing to say
On one hand, I'll get Plat 3 which is better than I thought I'll end up. On another, if I'll be like 800 points away from Plat 4 if I get roughly the same amount of points I did today which is...actually kind of frustrating. But it is what it is, if I had done a better job training Oru/Gentil I probably could've hit plat 4 so it's my fault anyway.
>>577896810
>>577896465I should really finish that Curren animation...
>>577896717But none of those are him getting milkedThe Tiara is a post he made about winning all the Tiara CMs right? That is cringe but he wasn't baited into doing that by trolls. Same for crying about losing the CM.I'm not sure what the discord melty is
>>577897060can't you just fuck off to /vm/ or something
>>577897007>deadbeat>cumrag >gorilla Fuck off
>>577896810527703502954
>>577896810if I were a latebro I'd try with this one
>>577897145Oru isn't like that
>>577897145I didn't post a picture of your family though.
>>577897310>>>/umajp/
>>577897145Oru isn't a cumrag. She's a good girl that just has special needs.
now that stamina is not a problem, what gaslight should we push?
>>577897504Yes, and those special needs are my semen staining her inside out
im looping front parents and i havent gotten a seuin with mile sparks yet. not one. im kinda tired bros...
>>577897610you don't need more than 1k power
>>577897504
best umas for gooning?
>>577897631I haven't even gotten a Maru with mile sparks and she only has 3 A's to choose from for pinks
>>577896810492509797812
Oh godammit these are out too...
more borrows when?
>>577897846Never, git gud
>>577897740Nishino
>>577897915good choice
>>577897795Soulless
>>577897610900 wit is enough
>>577898004Don't care.Stego cute.
I thought this thread wpuld be more excited about getting Umasanpo but no one seems to be mentioning it.
>>577898321it's tomorrowlet the event cook
>>577898321Who?
>>577897301Why is Journey associated with being a slug like this?
>>577898321I'm not dating an uma
>>577898441Then she'll force you.
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_>https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_>https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_
>>577898321we're already getting it?
>>577898480NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI DON'T WANT TO DATE ANYONEINTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS SUCK, I HATE HAVING TO MANAGE HOW THE PEOPLE AROUND ME FEELI JUST WANT TO BE ALONE
>>577898480I have rights
>>577898760LolLmao even
>>577898480He can just tell tazuna and she'll put a stop to it.
>>577898321this thread is full of larpers
>>577898760
>>57789887one guy (>>577897007) does not a thread make
So for the grand concert scenario it's better if i stop learning songs after hitting max hype right? any tips for this scenario?
>>577899052melty
>>577898908>>577899012>>577899024Stop
zamn
>>577899024ew
>>577898321Where is it saying we're getting it for us to be excited about it?
>>577899140I'm going to miss half TP and double rewards
>>577899204
>>577894654>he pulled for bricky power
For some reason I am sleepy early so I shall go to sleep early
>>577899286Gold City kisses
>>577899185look, I know you guys have beef with a certain someone, but you'd have to be San Francisco tier homosex to not like NTR
>>577899068Aim for 40% friendship bonus minimum before going into second summer or risk brick.
Do you really need Lightning Surge or is Leap Forward enough?
She's got the best forward somersault in the entire school.
>>577899286>NTR smile
Gentildonna...my love...
>>577899380VF says 50% or brick
>>577899404Leap forward is enough just like straight descent is enough.
Did you know? She prefers cock for breakfast.
>>577899318Giant forehead
>>577899380I see, thank you i have no idea about the meta nowdays.
>>577899538Perfect for facials
>>577899082don't give a fuck if you play the game you're a larper if you can't get a single plat
>>577899584AFTER smooches
>>577899516>>577899468Kill wokelizers
>>577899468It's a more accurate translation of the Osaka stereotype anyway, people used to just default to southerner because "well Tokyo sees them as dumb hicks, what are our equivalent of dumb hicks?" when the reason they're seen as hickish is for entirely different reasons I've explained a million times already.
What did she mean by this?
dudes be like "I hate that 5head NTR" then you ask for their oshi and it's kawakami princess bitch
>>577899591you fags dont even know what larp means
>>577899660Kawakami is actually cute though
>>577899656She means she might one day be interested in adopting you (a female trainer) as her daughter.
>>577899283Oh my god...
>>577899656>tranny sexNo.
>>577899656She has no future
>>577899318she looks boring, yes
>>577899468Osakans are basically rude loud and they have garbage every where on the street, so yeah New Yorkers. Also they ride their escalators on the right side like the rest of the world for some reason.
>>577899731maybe if you gouge your eyes first
>>577899468>new yorkerBest comparison to Osakans, they are both jews.
>>577899731>proto-gentil>ugly face and large forehead >born from a mutt
>>577899318I love NTR!
>>577899783>Osakans are basically rude loud and they have garbage every where on the streeOsaka was the exact opposite when I went. They were very kind and everywhere I went was just as clean as when I went to Nagoya and Chiba.
>>577899828>>577899863
>>577892501Then why the FUCK is their Prefectural building so BIG
>>577899869I went when the Hanshin Tigers were playing
>>577899883Ugly uma
>>577899883Back at you from a cute idol
You know I actually watched a pretty good video on localizing kansai-benhttps://youtu.be/uWtN8UlwRlI
It's been days and I still haven't seen Stego pop up. I've seen Buena a grand total of 37 times and I do not understand why. Also this thing.
what a rude lot you all are
>>577899927Get up on the stage and do the kasamatsu ondo
>>577899783>and they have garbage every where on the streetWhat? Osaka is a super clean city.>Also they ride their escalators on the right side like the rest of the world for some reason.to save myself time I'm copypasting what I said last time>The reason being in the 1970s Osaka was hosting some kind of international expo and the mayor pushed for the city to adopt standing on the right side because that's the international standard outside of Japan so that the city would look more modern, and it just stuck. That's also a common joke in Japan, that only Osakans do that. >>577899928Understandable, those guys are fucking crazy
What's the Osakan equivalent of "Eyyyy I'm Walkin Here"?
>>577899978Fuck off
>>577900045she's praising it
>>577899928That's unfortunate, Hanshin Tigers fans have a reputation for improper behavior.ESPECIALLY Mejiro McQueen.
>I'll stay up a bit longer because this auto career should be ending soon>never actually started itUmasumi...
>>577892501Which is funny because, you know...it's thishttps://files.catbox.moe/phixui.jpg
copa cabana
>>577900417>doxxing
>>577896380Marvelous
>>577900446The hottest place south of nevada
why aren't there any races in kasamatsu in uma (the game)
>>577899927
>>577900609sexy umamusumes and oguri
>>577900550It's kind of just a local place.
>>577900609Do your fan runs nigga
Unlimited borrows when?
>>577900642I'm finishing the event
>>577900638aw
>>577900609>doesn't pose with the characters because he knew we'd make fun of him for being shorter than Belnokwab
>>577900737Shichi sexo
You...
>>577900924This girl is eating wheat.
Autis/uma/ and TamaLove should merge.
Gold City smile in my heart
>>577899783Osaka was one of the best locales to visit in yakuza.
fuarkthats it im putting 6 guts
>>577901063If by merge you mean have sex with each other, yes
>>577901082just do it manually gwi
>>577901082I'm putting 6 into Kawakami's guts if you know what I mean
Top earners from Bricked and Uma&co should merge to be /our/ second S+ club.Call it Bricked Co.
>>577899656umaypoi and more
>>577901082>no urarawhat is gwochacho doing
do your daily pull (jp)
>>577901063Autis/uma/ doesn't recognize TamaLove's legitimacy as a club.They will always be AlmondLove
>>577901378based deparment called, they want you back in the CEO room
>>577899783Lots of port cities around the world are seeen as crass, rude or filthy. Some Britbong Norf port city speech is probably the closest English can get to an Osakan accent. Troonlators don't know anything other than mutt dialects unfortunately
>AlmondLo-
>>577901378don't shay that
>>577901418I'm glad we're past the era of big uma, it was never our top priority
>Late Surger spark>reroll>late surger spark>late surger spark>reroll>late surger sparkWasted 2 hours and 2 TP drinks for nothing award.
How can I know which uma love cock?
>>577901330im just throwing guts cards in therei dont know which cards are good when clanka is training
>>577901625bro your triple S?
remember when requesting dirt shoes was considered a dick move?ahh those were the days
>>577901659Check the Guts section. You do need Riko tho.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/
>>577901685s-sugoi
>>577901723Back in the day, my club used to trade nothing but dirt shoes.
>>577890979It didn't know what to do with her face.
>>577901585It is mine though
>>577901893cute
>>577901692Maybe I should sleep because I somehow didn't catch that I didn't actually type out "I didn't realize Haiseko is so tall".
>>577901658just put it in and watch her reaction?
>>577901957...Haiseiko.
>>577901692big umas need to be stopped
>>577901984The Ryan one is better
>>577901692Why doesn't the big Uma simply eat the little Uma
>do a career with Dober >find myself liking Mejiro Bright moredid localizers butcher her story or is Dober not for (You)
>>577902328>>577901984sauce?
>>577901692>167cm vs 157cm
>>577902391I believe that's Mejiro Dober
>>577899783Osaka is peak, everyone there is nice. Tokyo honestly sucks like NY the most. Crowded for no reason, snobby, rude, isolated, expensive. Fuck Tokyo I'm moving out to the sticks as soon as I hit PR.
>>577902374she's drawing doujinshi anon
Already finished 2 pace chasers. Gave up on late surger.What should I do on last spot? Another pace chaser or a runaway?
>>577899928>>577900174Not for nothing but if Tigers fans scare you, you're kind of a pussy. They're still less passionate for their team than the average football club, no one's ever heard of Hanshin Tigers fans starting fights with fans of other teams.
>>577902491>the sticks in question>Yokohama
>>577902374you're into trees
>>577902547>no one's ever heard of Hanshin Tigers fans starting fights with fans of other teams.Nta but that actually used to be super common back in the day, you couldn't go 3 matches without a Tiger fan in the stadium who wanted to fucking throw down.
>>577902547When did I say they scared me? I just said they were loud and rude.
>>577902274>>577902332the big umas are always friendly
We fucked
>>577901893This other one doesn't really do boob physics.
>>577902762>>577901893AI animation will never not be weird to look at
>>577902730big dog when?
>>577902491Agreed. Osaka is JUST dense enough that it requires a good efficient train system so I don't need a car, but not dense to the point of being suffocating. Also people don't all act like they're always in a hurry, that was something I didn't like about Tokyo.Also anyone that says that Hiroshima okonomiyaki is better, doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about, Osaka-style is so much better it isn't funny.
>>577902762sloppa video was so close to being good but grok killed it before it peaked and it will never recover
>>577902995I didn't like Osaka when I went there and everyone was rude as fuck, same in Kyotomeanwhile people in Tokyo were nice to me and even nihongo jouzu'd me
Osaka has denden towntherefore it's better
>>577903074>KyotoUnderstandable, they are the biggest assholes in japan
>>577902580Kek, but really looking at Yamanashi. There's gonna be a Chuo Shinkansen station here with 2tph into Shinagawa which'll take about 20 mins, so I can be both fuck off far and close depending on what I want. Also it'll be cheaper to buy a bigger house to raise my kids in.
>>577903137I was in denden town and it was eh tooAkiba was way cooler
>>577899783Osaka really is dirty and looks like shit, but the people are generally more layed back and open.Tokyo is clean but the people are either assholes or NPCs.
>>577903095that's cute, i hope logotype gets more content
>>577903160modern Akiba is a tourist trap bwo
>>577902580I mean even Yokohama feels small compared to Tokyo and Yokohama is literally the second-biggest city in Japan not counting for a total metro area. I mainly went to see the Chinatown because it's the oldest Chinatown in East Asia, because it's right next to Yamashita Park so I could see both locations from LAD 7/8
>>577903234eh not really I didn't get tourist trapped at all, I just liked the vibe
>wow japan is so rude>he's the one who failed the 空気読み witcheck
>>577903234>japanese ad signs replaced with chink and gook gachas>all the Toranoanas diedModern Akiba is so sad
>>577903280but I read the kuuki rightI was even using keigo
>>577903234>>577903160I don't want to say Akiba was a disappointment, but I was genuinely surprised that the actual electric town is literally just this one little street. That's it, this one photo, that's the whole thing. Now I understand why it's such a small map in Persona 5, that's literally all it is unless you go into side alleys for smaller shops.
>>577903095my haulprobably gonna eat this over the next 2 months or something because I don't eat a lot of snacks
>>577903407well yeah, akiba is basically that, the main big street and the station
>>577903407As far as it's name sake goes Akiba is still good for getting a lot of niche electronic shit (at marked up prices lol)
>>577903451Why did you buy so much snacks in the first place
>>577903471There must have been a new electronic being released because there was a LONG line outside of a shop with a bunch of people having tickets or vouchers or something.
>>577903234STOP GOING TO AKIBASTOP GOING TO IKEBUKUROSTOP GOING TO HARAJUKUTHERE'S NOTHING THERE THAT THE REST OF JAPAN DOESN'T HAVE. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING TO DO IN TOKYO IS? LEAVE. GO TEN KILOMETERS OUTSIDE OF CENTRAL TOKYO AND YOU'LL BE THE ONLY FOREIGNER THERE. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD PLEASE LEAVE CENTRAL TOKYO THERE'S AN ENTIRE COUNTRY YOU CAN EXPLORE EVEN WITHOUT A CAR.
>>577903552you can do both you knowI still had a lot of fun in Tokyo
>>577903552t. Nagoya country bumpkin
post something sleepy
>>577903552>Ikebukuro>HarajukuThis is an actual woman
>>577903648
I got the Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross CinGray figures in Akiba.>>577903552Hey now, the first day there I went out to Narita to see the giant temple complex. It was neat, they had a little booth of people who could give tours in Japanese, English, Mandarin, or Russian, and the English guide was this little 80+ year old Japanese man who could just fly up those steps.
>>577903526Last time I saw a long line it was for a concept cafe
wtf
>>577903552>IkebukuroI'm not going to japan just to go clubbing and get laid
wuv kingu
>>577903781Time to change your entire team for free gibs gwocho
>>577903360>japanese ad signs replaced with chink and gook gachasplaying Umamusume i can see why
>>577903861I'm at 300k rating so I guess I'll need to replace some units
>>577903407These days, younger otaku, especially female otaku, hang out at Ikebukuro.
Ask where all the shaggable slags are
>>577903486you buy 3 of them and get one of the clear files for freealso bought almond eye and victoire pisa plush but they won't arrive until february next year
>>577903552it’s hard getting my group of friends to want to go anywhere but cracker mecca thougheverbeit…i really wanna go to sapporo and just eat fish and go on walks for a week but that’s a hard sell
>>577903683....why is she sleeping with a plate of omurice on her night stand.>>577903715Going to Narita is further than a ton of tourists go. Even Chiba is "far" for some people. I really mean just go ten or twenty kilometers out of the Yamanote line and that's further than a ton of tourists will go.>>577903628I'm not saying you can't do both, there's just a ton of tourists and even expats who refuse to travel in what is hands down one of the most transit-accessible megaregions on the planet. You can home base in Tokyo and do so many day trips far out if you're willing to travel an hour or so.Anyways please come to Japan and make an uma pilgrimage you won't regret it. It's one of the few sociallly acceptable weeb things to be into as well.
>>577903886Umamusume is sadly the cream of the crop for JP gacha when the rest are autobattler collab shit that eos in a year.
>>577903095Man I miss Lawson.Although I guess I miss famichiki the most
>>577903947Tokyo is still one of the best places to start your japan trip no matter what you say, I went to Sapporo Kyoto Osaka in one Japan trip alongside Tokyo but saying you can't do cool shit in Tokyo is just wrong
>>577903929Inari... Groove?
>>577903947>Going to Narita is further than a ton of tourists go.Yeah the temple complex was practically empty since it wasn't the time of year that major festivals happen, I was there in the middle of March. The Mountain Cherry Blossoms which is a type adapted to colder climates were starting to bloom a little but that's about it, and the few regular types blooming in Tokyo had 5 million Japanese people around them taking pictures.
Best uma to train if all I want is a red spark? Kiseki?
>>577903970CyGays' simplest thing in the world to do was to make a 3D 4-niggas-in-a-row JRPG in Granblue Fantasy 2 but no fucking MiHoYo ate their lunch with Honkai Star RailEmbarassing
wait I know this guy
>>577904074Too busy with Relink bro
>>577904074NOWE MUST SPEND 10 YEARS ON RELINK AND ANOTHER 10 YEARS ON PROJECT AWAKENING
>>577904112why are teio and fuji laughing...
>>577903552I went to Morioka to see what Yeppers was all about. I was able to do the wanko soba challenge as well. One of the most beautiful areas desu.
>>577903407Takadanobaba has the potential to become the next Akihabara but right now, it is a neighborhood that primarily serves Waseda University students.
>>577903947>why is she sleeping with a plate of omurice on her night stand.breakfast
ohhhhhhhhhh I'm baking earlyautojannie please don't nuke my new thread>>577747921>>577747921>>577747921
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>>577904146I like Relink. Enough with gachas.
sleepy bancho cunt on my face
>>577904074imagine wanting a 3d grub instead relink. Tf is wrong with you?
>>577904410>>577904410>>577904410trimmed the banners and fixed the embed embed
>>577904060which red spark?
Looks like grifters exaggerated Big Red Farm's ban on visits. No more weekend and holiday tours but week days are fine. People really acted like nobody could see Gold Ship in person ever again.Notice of Resumption of General ToursWe will resume general tours starting at 13:30 on Tuesday, August 18th.Please note that registration and parking will be available from 13:30.Please be sure to check the tour rules before attending.[Note: Tours will be suspended on Saturdays, Sundays, and public holidays]*The parking lot is very crowded. Please park with consideration for other visitors.*Big Red Farm is not a tourist farm.*Posting photos, videos, or images on SNS, video sites, or maps is prohibited.*Umbrellas and sunshades are not allowed.
>>577904251>Look up where Takadanobaba is>ShinjukuPeople compare other places in Tokyo to NYC but Shinjuku is ACTUALLY, unironically just NYC but filled with Japanese people. Still, I got to see the one place there I wanted to see.
>>577904596Yeah but eating at a 24/7 ramen place while drunk at 3am is kino
>>577904596Oh weird, it's sideways. It didn't come out that way in the preview, it must auto-orient it for me on my pc or something.
>>577903552Visit Tomakomai.
>>577903552I WILL go to Parajuku.
>>577903552>THERE'S AN ENTIRE COUNTRY YOU CAN EXPLORE EVEN WITHOUT A CAR.What about with a car? Do American driver's licenses work there?
>>577903552Just for that, I'm taking your oshi to Hakodate
I know we are still a bit further away from grand masters, but what do you think the thread gaslight is going to be for the card? pull or not to pull
>>577903156Japs and brits really are cut from the same cloth with how passive aggressive their speech is.
