Teddy Edition>Previous>>577882462>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
Robutt thread.
HOPECHAD WW@???? ARE YOU READY TO DESTROY SOME DOOMSISSY BOYPUSSY????
>>577922714https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg
surely the cultists are already in the files right guys
Lobby doko
Hope wins.
>>577922813Ip grabber, DO NOT CLICK
>>577922714
>countdown for a filler MO
Surely the new cyborg threat is under the control of that dastardly Eggman
>>577922813Where's the rest, anon?
What if the countdown is just for a new Warbond trailer and the real fight begins next week
>>577922787smoking my DOOMCIGAR in my DOOMROOM, wondering what girlish fregrance my designated hopesissy will be using as I molest them and lick them passionately...
>>577922813Horsecock alert DO CLICK
Death to sweden
>>577922989The rest? There's more?
>purportedly does a 2000 AP7 damage explosion>that's basically an Anti-Tank Mine, but with more armor pen and a slightly smaller radiusSurely that's not right, is it? In the game, it looks like it deals two separate damage instances, the melta stream and then the explosion. Maybe it just hasn't been fully documented on the wiki?
Steeled Veterans isn't a good Warbond and hasn't been for some time.
>>577923080It's just visual effects. Also, you act like an AT-mine you can place and detonate on demand isn't that good
>>577923092trvth nvke that old 2024 creek grandpas are not mentally prepared to admit
TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH IN 1 HOUR
>>577923080It kills fucking everything who cares
Was the anomaly always making those sounds when hovered?
>>577923173>detonate on demandBy shooting it? Also the AT mine stratagem is pretty good when it actually fucking detonates.
>>577923419yes
>>577923419Yeah, but now it's more audible. If you listen closely, you can hear hopesissies belong to doomgods
It will just be the 3 other planets we unlocked with the same shit we did for the last 4 days.
>>5779233381 HOUR UNTIL NOTHING
1 hour for more Crusher and Snatcher spam
>>577923080>it looks like it deals two separate damage instancesit does you can see the charger become more damage when the stream starts and then the actual explosion after
1 more hour until hopekeks take yet another L
Life is so much better when you have hope, lads
>>577923515Pretty much. Any new enemies will wait until another title update. And it will be bugs and bot title updates before that.
Next Votekeks MO I will spam everything with mines, always.
>>577923848What is even better is being man enough to handle the doom while laughing at the hope addicts flailing about.
>FINAL PREPARATIONS: SEASSE>The Void Warp Relay calibration is complete. Helldivers are advised: T-Minus 1 Hour to Landfall.>The path to Seasse, the Void source planet, is fully stabilized. All Helldivers are ordered to conclude preparatory operations. Ready for imminent deployment into the heart of the Anomaly, and the lawful eradication of the Void.>For Super Earth.>Just Now
Gazer Spires are so cool but they really make me wish Overships actually did something during the mission until you shoot them down, be it periodic attacks or just spawning enemies out of it like Stingrays or something
>cultists added>It's only the sniper and staff guy>No chair guy>No whip guy>No great eye
>>577923848Not when that hope only results in endless disappointment.
Could be roasting Crushers and Wretches with picrel right now but the nigger cattle decided to go with the Supply FRV instead
>>577923338that's what you said 1 hour ago
Can’t wait for hopesissies to be utterly eviscerated by Swedish laziness trvth nvkeThere is no more content, this is all we are getting for the next 6 months, no refunds
>>577924152Next major update will only contain 1 enemy and 2 recolored biomes. Swedes will parade it as their most ambitious and biggest update yet.
Is it me or ist the Melter actually trash? It does nothing I was promised aside from grilling chargers I don't care about right now
any MOnkey in here, translate this picture for me
>>577924280high risk high reward weapon in a game where you die from a slight wind breeze is not worth it
Dead space helmet when?
Armors for this feel?
>>577924280It takes two to three shots to kill larger heavies, but it also doesn't give a shit about armor or durability. Just because it doesn't kill in one shot doesn't mean that it's bad.
>>577924280>heavy AT weapon is not useful vs faction with no heavily armored enemiesNo fucking way!!
>>577924435https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/467literally this
>>577924280its very obviously a bug weapon. getting close to bots is fun for the meme, but ultimately will cost you stims. squids dont have anything heavy enough to justify bringing it.
>>577924521...based.
Lobby doko.....
THE MISSION LAUNCH IS 15 MINUTES AFTER 8AM EST BECAUSE THATS WHEN THE DOWNLOAD FOR THE UPDATE GOES LIVE THEYRE GIVING US TIME TO DOWNLOAD IT FIRSTDONT GIVE UP HOPETRUST THE PLAN
Enemies they have to add to automatons:>Blade Wolf>Voymastina + Sinbreaker>IB-01: CEL 240Enemies they have to add to bugs:>Valstrax >Akrid XEnemies they have to add to squiggers:>Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga>Full Grown Fallingstar Beast >Ender Dragon
tick tock doomsissies
>>577924896I want the squids to summon their elder gods just to try and stop us
>>577924896How the fuck are we beating the Ender dragon we can’t climb the fucking obsidian towers
tick tock hopesissies
LOBBY DOKO YOU RETARDS
>>577925020Grappling hook from the Lost planet warbond.
>>577924382It just means that the planet is going to be a bit harder to take than a regular megacity planet.
>>577925225in 20 minutes retard
>>577925225nobody here actually plays the game retard lmao
The coming MO won't just decide the fate of the thread, but of the game itself.A permanent psychic scar is about to be inflicted upon the mindspace of Helldivers 2.Whichever side is proved the clairvoyant shall dominate the color of game discussion for years to come.Prepare yourself... and hope.
>>577922640
>>577925362>no lust provoking imageshan't join
>>577924435https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13821https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12682
>>577925356A message to AH
>>577925356>cultists yeah
>>577925356>squids update>today illuminatehopeGODS run this general
>>577925356based
>>577925356>support killzone
>shitters waste all the reinforcements dying to the spires>the first time I die is when we have none
>>577925356>probably ass>cultist shoot else super warbond>gayhost
>>577925801I regret wasting SC on that stupid halo warbond.
>>577925356ASS ARMOR BETTER
>>577925356I wish they would appear like they used to :(
>timer thinking down>to 14 and 20 minutes pm sweden time
AAAAAAAAA CONTENT FINALLY AFTER A WEEK ALL OF THE CONTENT
>>577925356>ultimatum completely powercrepttrvke
Tremble mortals and despair, DOOM has come to this general.
>>577926401Diff 6 is the sweet pointDiff 4 if you don't want to think
>>577926401True but why not just play D10 where the decent players are?
Redpill qrd on the tank?
SES Blade of Humankind standing ready
>>577925356Kill Halo helmet!
4 minutes until hopesissy ANALhilation
>>577926565You need one to two competent teammates for it to be worth it.
>>577926565very good stratagem but every tank diver gets a tunel vision debuff when they get in the bastion
>>577926401Why do people need to feel pride about being suboptimal and bad at things?Like, can't you just accept that's how you are and that it's not really your fault that you were born wrong? Why do you have to be prideful about it? Is it just a coping mechanism for faggots because they are self-centered demons?
>>577926565if 2 players know what they are doing = overpowered as fuckif not, then it is just a jank meme liability
Worst Helldiver title ?
do hackers still give away modded amounts of supercredits?
>>577926861ROOKIE
>>577926861Give money to AH
>>577926704Take my heckin updoot. So much this. I usually try to be the gunner whenever possible but the amount of things I want to shoot but cannot because retard drivers refuse to rotate drive me insane.
>>577926728>they are self-centered demons?Normies anon. the word you are looking for is normies
I stayed up for this shit. It better be fucking worth it.
>>577925356>release guy>normal guys
NEWO CONTENTOOOOOOO
THE BIOME IS WEIRD
>>577926728Shut up evil anon.
>>577924280I love it. It gives me the feeling of how a Melta should feel. Other AT options technically work better, but getting up close n personal and blasting a blow torch in someones face is priceless.
OH NO NO NO NO NO CULTIST BROS???? HOPESISTERS????
>8AM>No updateIts joever
d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242536431549/76561198066017633
>>577927037>snatchers>massesWelp time to bring fire and napalm
>Its more zombieslop>No Squid cities>Best they can do is some funny plants
>>5779270604&4
>>577926401I feel no difference between 7, 8 or 9 but 10 rapes my asshole
as a doomGOD my dick is getting harder by the minute...
hopekek status?
>>577927278devoid of keks
>no cultistsShocker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4Mhttps://blog.playstation.com/2026/08/18/helldivers-2-a-deep-dive-into-the-illuminate-void/
NEW CONTENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M
>>577926987>MINDLESS MASSESAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>577927351I expected nothing and Im still disappointed. This is the most phoned in shit I've seen in a long time
d10 MO squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242536977824/76561198122378705steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242536977824/76561198122378705
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>>577927381>>577927401SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's it?
Can't believe that they still have not implemented an empty magazine model for the Lib Carbine or the Redeemer.
>>577927556she cute
>>5779275323/4
>>577927570you need more?
our poster girl is here
>>577927570A few swedes had to....I have trouble even saying it....WORK to bring this to you. Honor their sacrifice.
>final epic reveal>new biome>and nothing elseWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>5 days to liberate a planet with 1.3 resistwhats the catch?
>No main art updateIts so fucking over
>>577927556>>577927690Bros...
>>577927532FVLL
>>577927710randomized mission objectives
>doomgods win yet again while doing nothing>hopesissies obliterated after larping a victorylmfao
>>577927556>>577927690I look like this
Become... a rapeddiver.
arrowhead never fails to disappoint
>>577927778AH larping fanfiction
>>577927868You owe me sex
>1 new sub-objective>recycled camera obj>just voteless masses>the new biome is just some funny treesHAHAH HOPESISSIES EVISCERATED
and the warbond?
>>577928059hopesissies taken enough Ls already bro let them breathe
>we're shooting up a children's creche nowIsn't this what you guys wanted?
>"Major" illuminate update>still an incomplete factionTHEY ACTUALLY SCRAPPED THEM, LMFAO
>multiple random objectivesI like it, i always thought HD1 mission system was superior
>You won’t be facing these new challenges alone. Push forward with the help of SEAF support squads to unravel the secrets of the Void. Reveal the hidden truths, uncover the source of the anomaly…xixters?
cultist doko?
>>577928210Yeah this and the bonus extraction site seem like cool additions
You can't even stealthdive to a squid eye because the whole climb is littered with enemies that block the stairs and spawn on you.Not that I mind a lot because I can simply bruteforce my way to the top, but I think it's gay how it's not an option to stealth again squiggers.
>stealthniggersLMAO
>>577928561Stealthing was ever really good for bots (and now it's ineffective when cyborgs are in play), too many zombies on Squids for that.
>Took them months to come up with zombie slop and an AI generated alien world with nothing else
Even if they won't introduce cultists surely they will give an actual new illuminate enemy instead of a space zombie as we conquer their void planet? One that uses some tech more reminiscent of their hd1 counterpart?
>>577927556I forgive AH
>>577927556>purple hair highlightslut for squids
>>57792821270% of teamkill are from SEAF
Let me guess... you need more?
>>577928729That's an alien world? It just looks like some biome you'd see on earth but with some random shit here and there
SEASSE IS NOT THE END OF THE VOIDVICTORY HERE WILL BE CATASTROPHIC FOR SUPER EARTHTHE VOID WILL CONTINUE AND THE CULTISTS WILL BE IN THE NEXT MO LATER THIS WEEKTRUSTTHEPLAN
>bugs>horde faction>squids>also horde factionsasuga sweds
>>577928813you are a dodo, all this void shit is a distraction, the true cultists are right now flying to super earth to conquer.
Lobby doko?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242538676129/are you content with the content
>>577928729>everything i don't like is AI
>Heres your alien homeworld broThis is the Sims 4, btw
>>577927556I got some corruption in my bedroom she can look at if you catch my drift.
Very nice of the illuminates to have kept the radar stations and the SEAF artilleries intact on the VOID PLANET
>>577928949they were supposed to be the elite faction, it's not fucking fair.
>>577928950B-but the supply lines...
>>5779289783/4filling at an alarming paceepic content released and not filled instantly shiggy fucking diggy
>>577929024Super Earth Engineering easily withstands undemocratic bullshit like void-corruption.
Hopesissies status?
>>577928949>>577929025It really is a fucking travesty watching an entire faction get wasted like this
>>577928978fvll
At least squids have proper missions now. Which is what I wanted for them instead of unfinished slop
They're only revealing the new mission layout and biome this MO. Cultists at the end of the next major story arc.
>>577929024The void planet is SEASSE! READ THE DISPATCHES!
>>577927556>>577927690BUILT FOR BBC
>>577928852Not in my games, hehe
If the main source they stol- borrowed from is Starship Troopers for the bugs, Terminator for the robutts, what's illuminate's? Don't answer Roswell greys because they're not those at all.
>>577929391why are you sad, anon?
>>577927060GGs
its over
>>577929385BIG BUFFDIVER COCK
>>577929419Protoss?
its only the beginning
>>577929419War of worlds and zombies
>>577929419tosses mixed with body snatchers
>boot up game>more zombie sloppa>quit gameCool new content hellkeks
>its actually nothingHopesisters… I’m gaping…How could arrowhead do this to us….?
>>577929541Is there more to the War of the Worlds reference than just the tripods?
>>577929620
this is.... kinda embarrassing.secondary extrac new secondary obj is nice i guess.
Absolute sloppium, where is the good content?!
>>5779297482 weeks
>>577929385gurdeep slippers post
Cultists died for this btw
>we are now killing illuminate babies>no illuminate show up to defend themWhat the fuck is going on with this update
>objective is to not do anything and point a video camerathe absolute state.
>redditors were gawping over the ability to high five an npc and forgot this update was actually shit
>>577929865They really phoned this one in and thats saying something for swedes
>community asks for cultists for fucking eons>do an MO teasing illuminate cults and the void>only introduce squid mechs, no cultists with that update>months later do an interview saying you canceled cultists because they didn't fit your vision even though they were almost completely finished and the playerbase begged for them>add two more zombies insteadincredible work
What the actual fuck were they thinking?
watching reddit recoil as their hope/cope was shot clean in the chest is cathartic.they're now at a 'you people were expecting too much! its mainly a seal/qol update with some squid coating, it wasnt a major squid update' phase.
>>577930039
>>577929318Don't deadname my planet
where's the /hdg/ palworld server
>>577930041Remember, AH made fun of people wanting the cultists (ironically on seasse as well). They don't fucking care
>>577929694Them being called squids and having squid like features, aswell as ufos and maybe even the drones
ohhhh I get it. Devoid, like The Void. good one
>>577930039Wait… is that…?IM HOOOOOPIIING
>>577930041Lets hope the outrage after this one is so apocalyptic they have to add them
>>577930039is this a fucking camera
>no new gameplay experience to be found after all the piles and piles of shit they added to the gameThey really forgot this is supposed to be a game and not a movie, uh?
>>577930235K. I don't really know that franchise, just the tripods because of HL2.
People saying “only two enemies” are seriously missing the forest for the trees.Yes we only got two new enemies for the Illuminate, a faction lacking in enemy variety, in that I understand the disappointment there.But so many people are acting as if enemies are all this game has to offer. This update gave us a whole SEAF revamp, new environmental hazards, MULTIPLE new missions, new biomes, a rework of subfactions, different side objectives, and of course the 40K warbond as a cherry on top of it. It really isn’t worth getting hung up over two enemies when there’s so much more to digest.
Roadmap when? Or are the swedes to scared to do that again
>>577930268Yep, one of the “new” objectives is recycled bot camera objectives
I'm actually kinda turned off from even playing rn.they can't be for real.
>>577930240what? what do you see in there? it's too bright.
>>577930396Is the new planet that bad? I was having fun fighting the Snatchers and the Appropriators again a couple days ago.
>>577930237Also funny because it’s devoid of any actual contentBravo arrowhead, always keeping us on our toes with our media literacy levels, it’s this kind of emergent storytelling that cemented their place as the veritable kings of the highly competitive friendslop hordeslop market
>>577930326it's too late, reddit and discord already certified this update as wholesome blueberry chungus pilled
>>577930039>>577930240It's just the pods they use for making the zombieslop
>>577930357>whole SEAF revamp,This would be interesting if it came with the fucking SEAF STRATAGEM so we could see this revamp when we wished and on planets we chose instead of the occasional planetary modifier
Moment of silence for all the hopesissies
>oshaune was a new challenge>cyberstan was a brutal stalingrad experience>big illuminate update is just more of the same
>>577930487I actually think the content is quite nice.
>>577930470>Is the new planet that bad?Its a forest, but blue.
cultists SOON
>>577930527>Oshaune was a new planet>Cyberstan was a new planet>Seasse is literally the same planet with random shit thrown around
You guys were expecting anything? Haven't you learned to doom and be pleasantly surprised when things aren't shit?
>>577927532back to 3/4 a dude left
back to bugs
I think the planet looks cool
>>577930357My desire to keep playing this game is already close to gone, and a challenge like the cultists would have kept me interested enough to keep playingthe illuminate is severely undercooked and unfinished faction, and two new zombie enemies is NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>>577930549They have me by the balls and if I said I was going to play something else I would be lying but to say I am supremely disappointed would be an understatement All the content is “nice” the game is “nice”, this is the squid title update WHERE ARE THE NEW FUCKING SQUIDS?
Why is there a single frognigger ITT trying really hard to force a narrative that the patch is bad?
Patch isn't bad, but i think everyone just expected more after like 6 months of pretty much nothing.
>>577930838Yeah that's where I'm at. New biome is cool, new objectives are cool, SEAF are cool. But people expected the squids update to have squids.
Cultists will get announced during Gamescom. Trust the plan
>hopesissy death march >some of them are now coping and accepting nothingDOOMslayers own you
surely we'll get something else right? there won't just be a message that say "success! we collapsed the void and now you get necromorphs and skyrim giants in the area on occasions"
>>577931125>he thinks there's camera missions because we're going to "collapse the void"
I'm way more interested in the new mission structures than new enemies. Even if it's really the same old shit.
>bugs>hivelord>bots>vox engine>squids>???
Wait until we get to the anomaly to doomilate, you fucking retards.
>>577931241Anon, you don’t like crushers?
>>577931241>bugs>rupture strain, dragon roach, brand new biome, mega nests, hive lord, caves>bots>bot cities, vox, cyborgs>squids>the uuuuuh like uuuuuuuh
>>577929419reapers from mass effect
>>577931318Isn't that what we're on right now
>>577931486rapers
where are they
>>577931486>here's your hu- i mean voteless bro
if this is all the effort they can muster, just imagine how bad the updates will be next year
>>577931231>existing missions>you enter an area used by the enemy for a specific reason with a singular purpose and objectives to carry out there>new missions>objective slop, everything everywhere all over the place
>>577931486I want that cool Prothean Beam Rifle from ME3 in helldivers
>>577928978back to 3/4
>just the sane two factions on the void anomaly planetI'm actually going to fucking kill myself.
>Host won't kick the retard with dogshit internet>Half the side objectives don't work now>Retard keeps trying to rejoin FUCK OFFFFF
>>577930357>new environmental hazardsHaven't seen them yet>MULTIPLE new missionsmultiple new missions of blowing that thing up with a hellbomb again or pressing buttons on a terminal, again>new biomesliteral recolors (only two of them, rest is just the normal biomes that couldn't even get a skybox change) and the void planet is just some earth looking biome with a few underwater planets stolen from no man's sky>rework of subfactionsDid it? The subfactions are still the exact same.>side objectivesSee the multiple new missions part>40k warbondYay, we get to spend money!Only the SEAF part is cool, they got more content than us
>>577931790Kek yep sounds like the average pub right nowOnce you see moonrunes it's already ogre
>>577930357ask me how I know this is a reddit post
ALEXUS, PLS FIX RIGHT NOW, MY ALIEN ASS IS AT A DISADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW, THIS ISN'T FAIIIIIR
>every faction gets a returning enemy or mini boss>Except for squids
You guys don't get it. The Illuminate are dead. There are no original squids left.The point is that in their hatred and desire to defend themselves they created the abominations and machines we fight now, but they died out. Their weapons just carry on along their planned path.The Overseers are just biodroids made to command their armies.
>>577931623>Cultists wernt a ripoff of an 80s movie>Rip off Mass Effect instead for some reason
>happening so shit it cut the thread traffic in half and not because people are playingFuck you, Arrowhead
what the fuck happened? I was asleep till a few minutes ago because I stayed up all night
>>577932323the most pathetic cope ive ever seen
>"Sven, the game is a broken mess, players are unhappy, and shit is janky left and right ? Should we work on fixing issues ?>"No, Johan... just keep shitting out our half ass content and made-up storyline the payers will love it and forget about everything broken."
what the actual fuck is the point of DSS when everytime something relevant happens Arrowhead takes it away from us
Your alien void biome sir.
>be squi’ith>nearly extinct from first galactic war>create and spread the void to make planets more habitable and mask them from outsiders>sacrifice millions of squi’ith to keep SE from entering void>SE finally gets to the void source planet>it’s a facility to breed more votelessAm I just media illiterate? This makes no fucking sense
>NEW VOID BIOME>look inside>existing blue forest biome (that we've had since launch) with some funny plants here and there
>Ask AI to give me an alien world>Looks almost 1 for 1 with arrowheads new biomelmao
>>577932391Hopesissies got raped and are all currently dilating
Where are the giant mushrooms so it FEELS like Morrowind bro?
>>577932192Because im gayer than fuck and I love my community. I literally cannot stop consuming dicks
>>577932658Remove the planets and replace the sky with a cloudy sky and you got the new biome
>>577930838>>577931048You're right. I'm now somewhat less content about the state of things.
>>577932745There's literally nothing more raped than being a doomfag and unironically continuing to play this game
>void source planet doesn't show up until you scroll>void itself is behind a regular looking planetGREAT sw*doid design once again
>>577932786Phew! Being arrowheads lead art director sure is hard work! Time for my second vacation!
>>577932590They hate, HATE the fact that it exists and wish they had never given it to us. Anything that gives the players agency in the war is bad bad bad and must be fucked into oblivion by joel's swedish tricks. The only reason it hasn't crashed and burned is because they know the community backlash would be immense.
>>577932545You will never receive real cultists.The Illuminate will become increasingly zombies with every passing update.There is no way out.
>>577929419What >>577931486 said for the zombie part. The squid part is mostly Protoss from Starcraft and Sangheili from Halo.
>>577932745I am not dilating, I am drinkong
>>577932875Actually i fixed it. Honestly its a little uncanny.
>Players pissed about no squids>AH will just reskin an impaler or a vox and call it new squidsHow many times do we have to you tards that the current group of devs are the C-team retards and literally cannot touch the game without breaking it. It's been over and you're still hoping and coping
>>577932842I like helldivers 2, they could have added nothing to it and I’d still play, but I will never trust these lazy sw*des who are in WAY over their head
>>577932951I wouldn't be so mad about them being zombies if they were at least fun to mow down, but they're not.
Here's the MO reward helmet btw
>>577932590It’s there to throw MOs under the bus.Most common use is to jingle the keys to it using a separate MO to get it back online which redirects a large portion of the playerbase away from a objective which would otherwise be won.And by making people quit the game for a couple critical hours by initiating the “Super Helldiver Mulcher Friendly Fire-inator 9000” also known as the eagle storm. Also causing the MO to fail due to a lower populationWhen Joel is really upset he will do both in sequence.
>>577933115It just feels like a shittier version of fighting bugs.Especially with the necromorphs in.Is this the cursed results of people saying they prefer to dive bugs?
>Make big deal about this planet>Expected something interesting>Expected to see more squid architecture like theyve been rebuilding>Expect bigger facilities to signify that theyve fortified this place>Its just a wilderness with random shit slapped down
what a fucking nothingburger this invasion was
>Illusionist control reverse ability relegated to a fucking exploding PLANT
Why does the alien biome look like a PS2 sea/ocean map?
>>577933065They cooked with SEAFies update, you're just seething.
>>577933292you're fucking shittin me. no way. nuh-uh.
>>577933190Ive seen better helmets on Nexus Mods what the fuck is that
>The planet is still covered in human structuresThey really should have removed that shit from the world gen for this one, it looks stupid.
>>577933190Its a nice helmet
>>577933190Ugly as shit
>people gaslight themselves into cultists existing when narrowhead employee themselves said they got scrapped a long time ago>get mad that the stupid idea they got themselves thinking into existing, doesn't existwhat causes this?
>>577933307Because they used AISee: >>577933058
>>577933190Cool helmet, very nice blue tint.
>>577933190The part that rewards the armour is where we will see the cultists Stay strong, hopetrannies
>>577933190>white color that is guaranteed to not match with any armors that also have white>blueberry blue color that is guaranteed to not match with any armors because none of them have that tintugly, incompatible, useless.
>>577933471>what causes this?lack of ANYTHING for squidswhole fucking faction is one bing nothingburger
>>577933471Copium
>>577933190>notcromorphs>notDead Space engineering helmetWHERE. THE FUCK. IS MY NOT-MINING CUTTER.
>>577933471>when narrowhead employee themselves said they got scrapped a long time agoWhen was this stated?
>>577933471>Swedes get caught lying multiple times >Swede says something >people assume he is lyingI wonder
>>577933471Any new illuminate enemy that isn’t just another zombified human would have sufficedCyberstan was in fucking February
>>577933615In the space engineer warbond of course
>>577933542Uh oh the fabulous interior decorator here is having a melty over colors
>>577933657
>>577933314Cope harder
>>577932545Cope? ProbablyYet all the other factions are some weird new offspring that succeeded their HD1 pendant.Cyborg Resistance -> Terminator WarmachineBugs -> New strain of aggravated Bugs or "Terminids"
>>577933740Honestly they probably got massive egos from how Helldivers 2 was just them winging it and thought they could do it again. Turns out they couldnt.
>>577933471The ven diagram for being an ironsights watcher and a tranny is a circle.
>>577933895The ironsights cultist shit is from the launch week build of the gameAnyone thinking it's recent, is retarded
>>577933740Doesn't mention scrapping anything you dumb nigger.They're talking about invasions and how missions play out.
Remember what kino they took from you...
>>577933740Nothing stated here suggests that they have literally scrapped everything thoughGoing back to the drawing board is one thing, but throwing all of that in the trash is another thing entirely
>>577934065>and enemies and behaviour>its not the fantasy we wantedAre you blind stupid and retarded?
>>577933740why does this guy always look pissed off in every single video he's in?
>>577934203Yeah, they've instead ripped them apart and incorporated anything unique and interesting into some shitty zombie units
>>577934124Holy fuck this seems fun as hell, made me pucker up a bit just watching. Just make the proto-fleshmobs a bit faster and its kino
>>577934252Viking blood in a soibody
>>577933740>"we need to do something good here">do nothing
>>577934124And CGW is too gay to ever give it back to us.
>>577934252Because they admiteed that they will use money earned from HD2 success to instantly make a new game.Imagine how depressed he was when he found out he was delegated to to keeping the old game alive instead of working on something new and exciting.He is here against his own will, but it bring him his paycheck. He is forced to do this.
>>577934252He’s remembering that he has to make a game that his stinky chud consumer base needs to enjoy
>>577934252Trve blooded Swede forced to talk with or make a video for Swoyim cattle
>>577930498And who are operating those pods??CULTISTS! You'll see, Arrowhead always..>huff ..deliver..>huff>hufff ..more than..>huff..we asked...>HUFFF..FOR!Anyone got some more copium? I just ran out and things are getting dark. Please help, my pride as a Swede can't survive without it...
>>577934204Simmer down Sharandeep Singh.
>>577934569I’ve been out for an hour and the bugs are back
>>577932613What makes you think we've been killing squids?
>new mission involves drilling and detonating a massive BRAP bomb on a squid water fountain shrine that turns the water toxicfuckin peak lmao
>>577932613The actual squids are in the level 2 Void
>>577933740It's your game ArrowheadFinish it
>>577932613Adding squid settlements would have been too much work.
>>577934684What are overseers? Who is piloting the appropriators?
Since i'm not a retard and thus was not expecting cultists, i really like this updateI'm kinda bummed out we didn't get a boss/miniboss but the SEAF and the randomized missions make up for it
>>577932604That ironically pisses me off the most, about the whole game since always actually.Is there some lore how SE has terraformed everything or... Why, just put a few weird plants and unatural slopes, it's not hard
>>577934913Create it yourself
>>577934935Fuck you.
>>577933190why would I want to cosplay as a squid?
>>577935027no you do it
>>577934929Some people refuse to believe overseers and pilots are squids because they only have 2 arms and think they are just better mutated voteless
>>577934757>We have to go deeper
>>577934065>>577934203>we remade the Illuminate faction about half a year before we released it >we got very far into production with enemies and missions and behavior and all that stuff>we realized very late that it just doesn't hold, the fantasy isn't strong enoughHe is QUITE LITERALLY SAYING that they fucking scrapped the cultists you genuinely illiterate numbskulls.
>>577934124>beefier 4 armed voteless that aren’t fleshmobs>floaty cultist with a shield barrer, sometimes shoots an overseer shot, has a cqc whip attack, and can summon some votelessIt’s fine.It’s literally fucking fine.It’s not game changing ir breaking, they’re just some new stuff. Thats all it needs to be.Its not even complex or fancy. It doesn’t need to be.What I don’t get, right, that’s like 85% done, at least.Just finish it up at this point and toss it in?Since release the singular loudest problem with squids is not enough variety. The answer is sitting there in someone’s hard drive.How do these break the feel they wanted with hd2 illuminate? Numerous zombies led by more elite squids.
>>577934935people like you are why they keep getting away with mediocrity btw
>>577934653
>>577934935if you haven't been bored to tears by the squids until now you might literally just be retarded
Should I get entrenched or exo experts next
When we Liberate the planet and the void is dying off the meridia black hole will become unstable and we will throw the DSS into it which will lead to the DSS 2.0 and clan system. Screencap this.
Hope always win desu
I was going to check how reddit is taking the new update but then I saw the intersectional pride flag helldiver skull logo and closed the tabI know reddit is bad but holy fuck lel
>>577934065YUP! Cultists soon hopebro! Just one more planet!
>>577935496nah, irons1ghts is full of shit
>>577935350nuuuuuuuhspace magic badmore zombies good
Super Earth says Trans Rights!
cultist bros i think they were scraped for real this time
>>577935350>It’s not game changing ir breaking, they’re just some new stuff. Thats all it needs to be.This. Just add the cultists as a rare enemy that appears from time to time. Commanders in the field. It would align with them almost being extinct and all that, lore is fine, players happy, win win.
>>577922787hahahahahahaha
>>577935261No he isn't pradeejsh.
Lobby Kokosteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242547536836/76561198040375859
>>577933740>it shouldn't be like we're trying to do too many things at the same time>it needs to be pure>generic zombies>big zombie conglomerate monsters>necromorphs>protoss>war of the worlds tripods>drone swarms>flying shadow of the colossus enemy with laser guns>fucking pyramid headIlluminate are the most incoherent faction at this point to a comical degree, they are the opposite of pure.
>Drip feed content this entire cycle>By the time we got to void planets the novelty of SEAF and the new units has already work off>Mixed subfactions was actually kino but the mindless masses + vote snatchers combo actually leads to less spawns than the normal void planets>The new biome is just a new biome with very little>No boss enemy>Recycled objectives from other major updatesWhat was the point of dragging all of this out for so long
>>577935749Correct! Just one more tuesday morning and we'll finally get cultists! Doomlosers will be SEETHING by then! ;)
>>577931241>squidsmore zombie slop and you will like it
>>577935493Depends on whether you want the Giga Grenade or Missile Pistol.
Cultist where
APC was leaked before cultist, so cultist can't be released until the APC is released.
>>5779357573/4
>shoot down 5 combine cameras>somehow there's 4 moreFuck you
>they think seasse is the final planet of this title updatewe haven't even gotten to squ'ith yet you dumbasses
>>577933471>get mad that the stupid idea they got themselves thinking into existing, doesn't existoverdose in copium people don't want to accept that they got a inferior illuminate so they gaslight themselves thinking cultists will come someday
>>577935493exo for zoomies and breakthrough
>>577934929Overseers and pilots are just more advanced voteless/flesh-constructs. There are leaked models of them being grown in the same tanks as crushers.
this has to be the biggest nothing burger title update yetHD2 really is in maintenance mode
>>577935757FVLL
>>577936212We’ll there are leaked models of cultists too, so now what?
digest my cum
>illuminate infiltration missions aren't even stealth ops like they should besigh>>577936246>OMFG WE GOT THE REDDIT BLUEBERRIES XD THINK OF THE EPIC MEMES! YOU CAN HUG THEM XD>we got new mission types like... blow up a thing and a recycled bug mission typesorry for demanding more from this company you're right we should expect much less
>>577936246>>577930357>redditmind
>blow up shrine>Jump in the goop pit>It doesn't even kill meLMAO
>>577936212this is headcanon and you won't post proof because it is your headcanon
i'm tired, hitlerso very tiredi think all the hope has left my body for real now. a finished faction, scrapped because arrogant swiggers don't think it "fit their fantasy", so they instead opted to release an outsourced zombie slop faction with 1/3rd the amount of units of either of the other factions and none of the soulWhat the fuck is wrong with them? HOW can you scrap finished content that is direly needed? HOW can you substitute it with such fucking unfinished garbage? HOW do you fucking do this?WHY can we not have illuminate cultists sprinkled in here and there as heavy commanders that literally whip the chaff into a frenzy? WHY can we not have agile, elite illuminate monk/assassins that flank you?i need a drink
>>577934610I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE COBRA
>SEAF drop-in while fightan at extract>start hearing ghostly screams and shouts whenever gunfire goes off
I haven’t done this once since the game came out but I’m actually going to uninstall hd2 in a tantrumI’ll see you niggers tomorrow
Hopesissies utterly annihilated. That should teach you to not put your balls in arrowhead's hands.
>>577936246yeah bro I love the epic SEAF niggers teamkilling me, or losing six million req and getting traitor barraged because the SEAF retards decided to walk into the giant green cloud of deaththe most fun I had this update was bots with the ork mod
>>577936579>he says while still playing this game
>>577936575Wat happen?
is super earth becoming a bit purpler?i can't tell if it's my monitor or not but i see a distinctive but very light purple sheen on the northern hemisphere
>>577935749TWOMOREWEEKS
what happened to this alternative galactic war mod?
>>577935820The main goal for the invasion of Seasse is to have 20 techs from the Ministry of Science to dig deep into the planet and collapse it from within. They're probably going to use Dark Fluid to do it. They're already a note in the Major Order that they expect absolutely nothing to go wrong in the process. This would be the perfect time for a colossal fuckup that further expands the Void, and for the Cultists to arrive. The content they added is kino, but still too lean for 6 months worth of waiting. It would be foolish for them to drop their 40k warbond without some hardcore Illuminate threat to fight against. If Arrowhead can't deliver, then that's a sign that they've pretty much given up on making any serious updates to this game outside of their warbond money making machine. But we'll see what happens. I still have some hope that they'll overcome their Swedish ways and deliver some real fucking KINO...
>>577936793You're gonna overdose anon.
>ITT a bunch of jeets with little to no grasp of the english language tries to tell you what to thinkTruly the brownest general.
>>577936781>discord troonsYou know what happened.
>>577936701Would you happen to be colorblind, by any chance?
>>577936698I fell for it againI felt hope for a game that the developers clearly don’t like as much as I do
>>577936661You can play a game and expect everything the devs do to be a disappointment.
>>577936661I haven't launched the game in a week since the cultists were deconfirmed for this update. Enjoy your seaf slop
>>577936905
surely this wasn't everything... cultists soon...
>>577936905Yes, a little. But I don't think I am hallucinating here
>>577936357Bed-breaking sex with Tanya.
>>577926565It's strong but I despise it.
>>577936793The cope here is absolutely crazyThis is it man, this dumb planet and the objectives are the heart of the void
>Botchads and bugchads still happy >Only squidiots are fumingAs it has been all along
>>577937084she's like 12 and a dude on the inside
>>577936917But why does that make you uninstall?I just ignore dev posts besides patch notes and warbond trailers and am enjoying the game alot.
I’m never ever going to play squids againI’m going back to botsFuck arrowhead, fuck Sweden, fuck everything
>>577936793>nailbiter MO>fail by a hair>get kicked out of Da Void>no more Snatchers for a month>illuminate_campaign_failure_89
>>577937167once again Super Earth is the good guy.
Oh no chuds, our nail biter!
>>577937184
>>577936901That's the whole website doe
>>577937324This Anomaly Planet being the equivalent to Cyberstan is mid beyond mid.The biome especially feels so artificially made, I feel like I'm in some fake indoor garden but all the plants are plastic
>>577937390>reddit meme>via 9gagwe used to just straight up hang niggers like you
>>577937167>the untextured broken polygon in the backgroundSweden-sama........................
>>577937291>fuck arrowhead>I'm still going to go play arrowhead's other stuffOk retard
>>577937485>being the equivalent to CyberstanIt isn't, though.
>>577936885I still have hope. We shall see if the ETERNAL SWEDE strikes again lol.>>577937138Damn. Squids look like that?>>577937301That really would happen kek.
>>577937205Because they spent an entire year building up to this and the biggest threat we face is a giant retard with a big club, clearly they have given up, if this is all they can produce in the 6 months they’ve had to deliver something
>>577937548nta but I'm gonna be playing the PACS playtest when it drops instead.
>>577937167yeah but super earth (white people) were being racist towards the hecking aliens so...
>>577937167the power of nintendo switch
When have the Best Ongoing Game and Best Multiplayer Game 2024 devs let us down yet. LET THEM COOK
>>577937820>LET THEM COOKWe have. This is the first meaningful bit of content we have had since February.
I hope you've at least been having a good summer /hdg/
>>577937979I swear fortnite has rotted kids brain into expecting new shit every week.
>>577938172I haven’tGonna kms myself probably
>>577937167I love when reddit justifies this shit for the aliens because le hecking bad humanarinos and colonialism shit.They really are communists. They really do not comprehend that they will be in the pit once their usefulness is over.
>>577937820You need to be 18 to post on this site.
>>577929419Illuminate is Stargate SG1 + protoss + war of the worlds + invasion of the body snatchers
>>577922640On one hand, the players are cheapskates who want everything to be free for years and for updates to be bigger than they are.On the other hand, AH keeps blueballing us. We need cultists. The Cyberstan update was great, but it could have been a masterpiece update if the final wave was a legit boss fight. Even if they didnt want us to win yet, they should have had that ready.To me, what I want out of the development team is (1) more free enemies in the major updates and (2) more paid warbonds so that I have something to try and earn when I come back for major updates while financially contributing.
>>577938268>[game developers] has set a high industry standard, that shouldn't be the norm for live services!!!!!!so true xister, every game should be equally equal to ensure equality in this bigoted world!
>>5779382686 months for half a new biome, re-used missions, seaf spawn logic copy&pasted to non-city maps, 2 new units, new seaf model and a paid warbond.There is a whole completed faction in the files btw
>>577938578>There is a whole completed faction in the files btwIs this faction in the room with us now?
>>577938458>For freeNigga they throw in warbonds every few months.>You can just far-Most players are working uncs and military that will spend money on the 2 or 3 games they play
So wtf is Arrowhead working on if they stopped giving a shit about Helldivers 2?
>>577938724Literally yesSee >>577934124
>>577938838Magicka 2
>>577938724Yes, fully playable too>>577934124
the biome is skyrimand crushers are skyrimhelldivers is becoming more and more skyrim codedthey should do a crossover
>>577937651Forgot to mention that there'll be a side order on bots or bugs and people will cry that it caused the MO loss.
space quality on high is so worth the fps lossit's so pretty
>>577938838we don't know but they did admit it is not Helldivers sequel
guys i just came back from /vg/ in alternative universe 2, there's a bunch of guys there calling me a tranny and complaining that cultists aren't fun to play against and need to be nerfed because they keep teleporting behind them and shooting them in the back. im gonna head back over there what should i tell them
>CGW devs talking about finishing cultists and implementing them with what they have in the files Please do it, that would be so fucking funny to see
>>577938817Most people on here SC farm and then still feel like they are being scammed despite everytjing being free.
>>577939156Ask if sweedes are as malevolent yet incompetent there as they are here.
>>577939156tell them to lower the fucking difficulty and appreciate getting actual content
>>577939156i envy their paradise
>>577938350You need to have been born with a vagina in order to be a woman
>>577934124>this is what leakers said were "too hard to fight"Actual fucking skill issue.
>>577938458The real issue is that AH does not have the capacity to make the content people want for such a successful game. It was a complete fluke, and 2-3 new enemies in 6 months is the best they are ever going to do.
>>577938895>>577939016No longer in the files as of two years ago.
>>577939340do you know how much effort it requires the average 30+ year old dadgamer to track a fast moving target?Literally impossible.This update would have been very unfair to the main target audience, especially if they are controllerbabs on consoles.
>>577939156True, if we actually got cultists there would be a meltdown over difficulty.
>>57793748592? 18? half a chaos star?
>enter void>instead of ships, they have portals that spawn more zombieslop... from another dimension!
so super earth is pro infanticide now?
>>577938895>>577939016>falling for fakesI hope you will never get called by some jeet saying he is microsoft and you have virus.
>>577939869>tadpolesTHE EVIL COUNCIL ARE FRENCH?
>>577939869>just let our enemy's kids grow up so they have massive hatred for super earth for killing their parents and want to genocide all humansretard alert
>>577939869On the other hand, there are giant piles of raw voteless flesh everywhere. Oh noes muh heckin morally grey factions again! Media literacy!
>>577939927Stop. We don't wanna lose anymore toes.
No cultists. Hopefags lost.
>>577939869Xenos don't have rights
Total hopesissy annihilation
Doom status?
People keep thinking cultists will come in the future, but the devs have literally said they were scrapped.The blackpill is that cultists are never coming. The faction has been changed to zombies on a fundamental level. That is intentional.https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/lWeecOF2sJ
>>577939869The illuminate entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody else and nobody was going to bomb them.
>>577939983spoken like a true israelite
D10 new content squids lets go MOnkeyssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242553409856/76561198005075969
>>577940369>theres no cultists now BUT THERE WILL BE /SOON/
>>577939869redditkeks be like>SUPER EARTH IS LITERALLY KILLING BABIES>w-well actually it's technically not a baby until 3 months, because.. because... it just isn't okay!?
>>577939869Crushers are mutated human children
I pray that mid MO the Squids pull a new enemy or subfaction out if their ass because this CANNOT be it.
>>577940369>devs have literally said they were scrapped.so mindbroken youre spouting shit they never said
We will never give the players what they want and will only keep feeding them the dogshit that's easiest for us (bottom-tier developers) to shit out. And you will like it and keep paying for our warbonds. We know what's best for your gaming experience, not you. -AH
>>5779405382/4
>>577939869I thought you guys wanted le heckin evil chud larp missions?
>>577933190>matches with zero armor sets
HOPECELS are SEETHING
>>577939869>infantsidethat would imply humanity anon. Of which, the squids have none. So killing "children" is really just you falling to thier propaganda. We are destroying Illuninate, and doing it with as much efficientcy as possible. That includes removing their ability to spread. They are a cancer, and we are the cure. Leave no trace of their exsistance.
>>577939869>nowWe've been killing terminid scavs since day 1 and as soon as we got to cyberstan we were nuking cyborg clone wombs without question, we've NEVER had qualms killing infants
>>577939869
>>577941153ESL-king, you'd be an expert on that, being russian and all?
>>577940707"They remade the entire Illuminate faction half a year before releasing it"IDK what to tell you. They had a near complete cultist faction and decided to remake the entire Illuminate. That should tell you everything.
>>5779405383/4
>want to play the game>also don't want to get doxxedshame
>>577941256remade =/= scrapped, that simple.
>>577941439The only people that get mentioned in the thread are turbo autists who sperg the fuck out and annoy everyoneI've been playing with hdg for 2 years and no one has mentioned me once
>>577940538>fullI hope the 4th nigger that stole my spot get cancer and die a painful death
>>577941225russia is slowly banning abortion anon. And I am sorry I live in America and you dont. Why dont you join or host a game? Is it cuz you cant because you dont have the game? Poor nigger faggot.
>>577941469If they threw out all that content just to release some zombie faction, and almost everything since then has been zombies, what do you think they intend for the faction?
>>577939869>spawning pools, aka the most core and sacred places for a species of such nature>defend it with zombie chaff and not their elitesthe squ’lith deserve their extinction.
>>577940538FVLL
>>577941561>bait exceeded any and all expectations
>>577940515>tactically sound decisions in an all-out existential war are... le jewishstrange thought process
>>577941439People like you are specifically why i keep a list of names I've played with because it's really funny to spook your people
>first game back, haven't played in 6 months>some guy over the mic who isn't even the host barking orders at everyone>he tells me to "go help the others">map is already cleared minus a single lidar, others are running to extract>I am closest to lidar>begin doing the lidar>orderfag shows up and instantly teamkills me>I run all the way back and shove an ultimatum up his ass, finish the lidar>orderfag is not happy and rages>everyone now at extract>I don't teamkill orderfag anymore and just play the game>shuttle arrives>orderfag teamkills me>couldn't even do that right because the others reinforce me and we all evac>orderfag claims we're all "useless">get kicked as soon as we arrive back on the destroyer for calling orderfag a faggot
>the science team have successfully breached the crust
>that one swigger cocksucker itt who is still denying the reality of cultists being cut from the game
>>577939869yes got a problem with that chud
How long will it be until Appropriators also show up on the void source planet?
>>577939869those are just clumps of cells as per the media literate leftist developers and reddit fans. What's the problem? Abortion is our right.
>>577941921>calling orderfag a faggotYou left with a win, at least
>>5779421522, maybe 3
>>577941469They've "remade" Illuminate to the point of throwing away all of the old models, behaviors, and design philosophies, save for tripods and watchers (who both had total remodels anyways).For all intents and purposes, cultists have been scrapped.
>>577941959The fact that this narrative is going on while we liberate seasse instead of waiting for us to finish for it to start gives me hope something new will pop up during the MO
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>577942404the countdown to hype up and reveal basically nothing is very strange too. I'm sick of this shit.
Must be on a fault line
>>577942396>>577941615>cultists are scrapped>no>w-well uhh...look, i dont have high expectations that theyre coming but its not 0%
>>577942510Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>577942648Its probably 95% chance at this point though.
>>577937485>artificially made,>plants are plasticthat's kind of the point, it's to feel otherworldly and 'weird' and manufactured>>577939501>18that would be A & H as in adolf hitler>92IB for identitäre bewegunghth, and stay away from this shit
>>577942745that's just your own gaped asshole again, please stop projecting
>>577934124>D5
>>577926728The part of your brain that deals with social rankings (Ventral Striatum and others) is different from the part of your brain that assesses danger/difficulty (Anterior Cingulate Cortex and others)Basically your brain really wants to save face by justifying being a shitter
>squids are at the point for me that after 3 dedicated updates and still feeling not done, any further updates to them are to the detriment of bugs/bots/other improvementsIts just sunk cost fallacy nowNot to mention all the time and resources spent on making them TWICE
mid update that wasn't worth a 6 month wait at this point i want AH to stop focusing on squids that faction will forever fell unfinished no matter how many units and sub factions it gets
Just woke up, are we hopemaxing or doommaxing
>>577933471No one wants to accept they'd cut a fully finished faction of cool ass aliens in favor of outsourced zombie slop. Its too perplexing to consider, let alone accept.But that's exactly what happened.
>>577943496doommaxing no new squids new biome is a foretst recolored
sexlobby?
>>577939869The genocide aliens deserve it.
>>577933471Baby's first early access game.
>>577943587This.
>>577942396Dont forget
>>577939869Does it really surprise you? I'm honestly shocked AH hasn't given us some shitty background lore where Super Earth checks newborns for how democratic and free they are and just chucks the unworthy babies into a recycling pod, sparta style
>>577942510>squid come out even stronger from void>start taking over galaxy>squigged bugs and bots>temporary alliance with cyborgs>get cyborg reinforcement instead of seaf 'accidentally' bomb them at end so things go back to normal
>>577944030There's no reason to check newborns as they are genetically modified and carefully designed through eugenics.What do you think the C-01 form is for?
>>577939869They're tadpoles. They also kidnap babies, torture them, and turn them into demon spawn swinging giant clubs that sound like Hell's Bells. FUCK THEM.
>>577944030Oh sheise!!!Sven!!!!! Vrite that dovn!!! Vrite that dovn!!!
>>577944183>What do you think the C-01 form is for?Population control.The day SE suspends the need for C-01s is the day you know that they're running out of bodies to throw at the enemy.
>>577944183It's a propaganda tool only. It is trivially easy to get a C-01 permit approved.
>three days since the last lobby
I'll host in like 2 hours once i'm back from the gymno refunds
Honey I got the C-01 formyou have to let me rape you bloody now
Tanto when?
>>577935757GG slopdivers, the squids fear the Bastion's might
>>577945135>thinking SE would ever allow a race of subhumans like jeets to continue existing under their governmentGEG
>>577945867literally everyone on the destroyer is brown, except maybe the HelldiverSE is a pure muttcore society
>CavesIndoor area where stratagems are limited and you're put in very tight quarters. Big hive lord boss outside to herd you into the caves where you'll get raped by stalkers and bugs non-stop >CyberstanWith the Vox engines running around the middle areas where you're most exposed are dead zones where you'll get peppered to death by lasers and mortars. Anti air everywhere on top of hazards like lava pits and trenches to fight in. Looks cool as hell too>Void sourceUhhh here's some fog and some trees and a plant that just slows you down when you blow it up
>>577941697That's exactly the same rationale Israel uses to justify killing children
I regret not cheating creds when i could have
>>577945867Jeets really are the one race with 0 positive stereotypes.
>>577945953>he doesn't use mods to replace his entire crew with VVhite Aryan Vbermensch
>>577946196Link?
>>577946312https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12118
>>577940538GGs
This is not a faction. This is a weird erratic mixing pot of enemies. None of this shit works together and the swedes are just desperately mashing subfactions together at random cause they're all devoid of units.
>>577940538new content is severely disappointing every objective is just a reskin of an already existing objective...ggs
Friendly reminder its not just belly-aching and major updates actually got worse in terms of enemy content. I’m speaking day-of major update, not the intermediary, though I suspect its consistent anyways>escalationimpaler, spore charger, alpha commander, reinforced scout strider, rocket tank>omensVoteless, harvester, overseer, elevated overseer, watcher, drop ship>heartCrescent overseer, fleshmob, stingray, leviathan>unjustHive lord, dragonroach, burrow warrior, burrow spewer, burrow charger>machineryCyborg rushers, cyborg commanders (personally i count them separate because they do very different things), vox engines
>>577947102>This is a weird erratic mixing pot of enemiesironic when they scrapped cultists because the retards in the office "couldn't agree on what squids were supposed to be"
>>577935757gege
>>577947607crossbow moment
>>577947607I hope you kicked that retard right away. Pub tier idiocy.
Let’s be real.They likely rotate a dev team off of hd2 and onto their next game after every update. That’s why these things degrade over time.Makes sense. Retention never rises past initial launch. Updates just slow the decay of atrophy.
>>577943587It is probably the biggest mistake AH made in the lifetime of this game, and that is saying something. It just defies belief.
I will not be doing these new missions. Killing children is morally wrong.
>>577943587If cultist where in instead of zombies, people would complain they suck and point to the zombie faction that was cut as the thing that would save squids.
>>577938172Too many problems.
>>577948151new redditroon take?
>>577947607heavy armor chads stay winning
>>577933471Some people think companies are just super clever and they would never do an obvious blunder like scrapping cultists in favor of zombies.It's like when coca cola came up with new coke, and people think it was some kind of 9000 IQ marketing move rather than a fuck-up because corporations can't be THAT stupid.I have no illusions though. AH is exactly that stupid, and probably even more retarded than anyone outside of it can imagine.
>"We're sending a team of scientists into the core of the planet!"I'm not the only one who thought of this shitty movie, right?
The notcromorph is really annoying if you're the host, their attack always connects so you can't kite them safely with smg or pistol
literally why did they even scrap cultists in the first place, why can't you have both?why is it always either one or the other
>>577948448"heavy armor doesn't matter" mfs been real quiet since this dropped
>>577948825it doesn't matter, what's there to discuss?
>>577948821uuggghh this is why your not a developer.
>>577948448TRVKE
>>577948821muh fantasy brothe fantasy just wasn't there for space wizards browe wanted that alien invasion fantasy bro so space zombies and tripods it is bro
>>577948821too much work, chuddevelopers deserve their well earned rest after years of hard work
>>577948804The 90s were nuts with bad disaster movies. I too thought of that film.
CGW status?
>>577948825They fucking died.
How do I cheat a gorillion exp to level 300?
>>577948825the armor passive matters more to survival than the typeheavy armor alone isn't letting you survive an arc shot, but any passive with arc damage resist willsame with explosive resist
>>5779488211. dripfeed
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242562185599/76561198878711915lobby doko'd
>>577949080Gamergirl moment
>>577949452>any passive with arc damage resist willYou are fucking braindead as fuck lmao
>>577949080bro TANKED thatscoutsissies and medium fence sitters (more like pole sitters) stay losing
Anyone having any disconnect issues today?
>>577949651not really
>>577948821>Some people think companies are just super clever and they would never do an obvious blunder like scrapping cultists in favor of zombies.>It's like when coca cola came up with new coke, and people think it was some kind of 9000 IQ marketing move rather than a fuck-up because corporations can't be THAT stupid.go stand in the clouds from the flowers until your controls are all reversed mid fight, try not to get sick from the sudden disorientation while not instantly being killed, now imagine an enemy that was designed to just do that to you completely without warning all the fucking time as part of the base roster.I get that the designs look cool but please consider how the actual gameplay would have been hot garbage
>>577949851they're not gonna do that with the cultists obviously, they would do something else like a faggot qte or a slowdown or something
>>577948821does it even matter?Imagine if you made something and people got mad at you for something you didn't even intend to add in the first place
>>577943587You thought we were joking about the>SVVEDENthing??
these oops all necromorph planets are cock and ball torture
>>577948448If I am not in heavy armor, I am in medium armor with extra padding at worse. I ain't no rundiving leansissy.
I want to see the nightmare squids team up with the mecha squids. I think that pairing would really make pubbies shit their pants.
fatty divers are more flavorful lean divers are gamey and chewy
>>577949851> try not to get sick from the sudden disorientation while not instantly being killed, now imagine an enemy that was designed to just do that to you completely without warning all the fucking time as part of the base rosterYes, one of that please. I want to be disoriented while fighting occult space wizards. You must also think the stratagem scrambler tower side-obj is still really difficult to handle. You’re acting like it’d be something more than a 1/4 second inversion to make you flick in the wrong direction once every few seconds, on a faction where precision is optional.>I get that the designs look cool but please consider how the actual gameplay would have been hot garbageAlso consider how it’d be kino and way more interesting and skill based than zombies>oh, the wizard eyes are glowing and sound cue is playing, im about to get inverted controls, let me mentally brace for thatWow so wild. Its on the same level of hearing a spewer charge up a barf and knowing to dodge.
>>577950404
>d6 solo botsNow that's helldivin'. No fuss, no muss.
>>577950404stupid bughelldivers are for getting fucked by their big fat cocksnot eating
>>577950834lower the difficulty.
How do you mismanage a game this badly? People only wanted one thing, and AH trashed it.
>>577950834please don't tell /hdg/ but sometimes I play D6 mindless masses with pubs and I find it incredibly fun
content doko?
>>577950834That's a blast to the past, haven't seen Dolan in a while.Semi-related never forget Shima Luan
>>577950834sometimes i forget there's a difficulty lower than 10
>he's still goingIf there were ID's on this stupid fucking board you'd be approaching 70 posts by this ID.
>>577951107I spilled so much seed over this furry cat
>cultistnigs are STILL coping about them being addedit's getting sad at this point
>Give warp pack to 3-6 lvl cadet>It either suicide or teamkill 2 minutes laterThis is very funny ngl
If I were to run a green stratagem in this MO, should it be HMG emplacent or grenade battlement?
Anyone else feel like Watchers should not be spawning quite so frequently on Vote Snatchers + Mindless Masses?
>>577951204good, mentally-broken hopesissies are a delight to rape since they are usually so motionless and don't even bother crying and have those dead eyes
>>577951029What are you smoking? We got the teamload rework, the one thing we always wanted, and it's great.
It was a dropship so he trickshotted it with an EAT a second later
>>577951029Its more weird because they kept insinuating towards it too. So like, you know they ‘know’.That’s why I remain steadfast that its strictly malicious.
Is there a way to explain to Arrowhead the only reason fire is so popular is because it's the only status effect that works consistently?
I wish more helmets had bright red-glowing eyes you can't tell me this shit doesn't look tuff af
>>57795156867
>>577951560Gas works more consistent though.
>Helldivers! We heard you and we are releasing the Cultists!>They're shit
>>577951560gas has a much higher skill ceiling and IQ requirements to use properly of course it is less popular than fire
>>577951339It's retarded and just makes this "subfaction" regular illuminate with swarms of mutaded assholes
>hive world>fully barren of civilazation, thoroughly infested, huge complex hive networks>cyberstan>communism technopunk endless factory world>void source>some glitched out trees and pink flowersUnderstated worst part of the update. The new biome shoulda been the outer void planets and this void-core should be a squid city. They really just have their spawning pools out in the open in some old ruins? A space faring super advanced civilization? What is this, fallout?
>>577948821I hope they were just capping. Squids should be the Halo Covenant fantasy. High powered tech aliens. I hate the zombie shit. It's no different than fighting bugs. Just swarms running at you.
>>577951628>>577951741gas is a joke compared to fire. if you think differently you're being carried
>>577951741Your gas is a wastes my ammo
>>577951196That's good, because we don't want beastiality genes to be passed on like in india.
>>577951948Glitched out trees with radar towers and SEAF anti-air and artillery btw
>>577951029>People only wanted one thingI'd wager maybe only 20% of people who want them actually want them, the vast majority online have not actually looked at them or what they do and would 100% hate them if they were real.
>>577952053your mother wouldn't happen to be a white woman, would she?
>>577951617Yes, 67. Never forget the despicable unprovoked attack on the USS Liberty in 1967.
>>577951628Explain. I have played gas so many times. I feel it only works on Bugs minus the Bile Titans. The new Squids just ignore the gas effect all together in my experience.
>>577951976Errmmm... that's the automaton's role, chud.
>>57795218967 fuck isntreal
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242563643635D10 diving
>>577952470Super Earth are supposed to be the bad guys, but living in the SE empire is infinitely better than what the yids have planned for us.
>>577952189its so sad how she was damaged beyond repair, and ever since we've been Devoid of Liberty
Huggin' SEAF to let them know I love their support.
Uhh bros, this doesn't look like something good guys do.
>>577947304Soon we will get one enemy at a time, actually wait we did with the spore titan update
>>577951976I'll preface this with "My Dad works at Nintendo" for all the trolls and skeptics to a degree. You obviously have to take this as much of a grain of salt as I do because this is THIRDHAND infoI have a theory, lose as it is that a large portion of their direction for the enemies is due to the Chinese Playerbase. My friend I know personally in the industry knows a handful of people directly in Arrowhead or Fatshark and that a lot of their choices recently, especially with the Illuminate is because they want to get the Chinese Players (and to a lesser extent the Japanese and Korean) off of the bug worlds and into the other factions.A major reason why they all play bug is because Starship Troopers was and still is an iconic movie franchise for them that still plays over and over again on a lot of their TV channels. On top of this, the CN (I'm not sure about Korea and Japan) get questioners rather frequently and a lot of those come back with saying that Automotons and Illuminate are to boring because what we're fighting are humanoid, bipedal based enemies and that it's to similar to Call of Duty and Battlefield.This is all ontop of Arrowheads natural incompetence, stubbornness and stupidity too.On a side note, based on country (when I was told this info) most of Europe, especially the United Kingdom, Sweden, and Canada exclusively play Automoton where as the United States are somewhat equal on all fronts (with a good chunk in Illuminate) where as most Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and South American players almost exclusively play the bug front almost religiously
Is it possible to find randoms to farm supercredits with nowadays? I'm a neet, I have money, but what I have the most is time so...
Tourist here, why are the only people that use their mic in pubs rednecks?I never heard so many "Oh Dang"s than in the last 2 weeks
>>577952387Gas has a easier time sticking to enemies and ticking down damage then fire where as fire doesn't necessarily work with players connections as readily. To top it off Gas has a unlisted effect of also having a small percentage of what Smokes do overall
>>577952729The fuck? Super Earth are the good guys. The kikes are the bots, the kikes are the bugs, and the kikes are the squids. Super Earth is a Mormon Managed Democracy, as God and Joe Smith intended.
Wow, Helldivers fans are vocal about the new major update and they are not happy. They're discontented with the way Arrowhead's plan went and the whole lack of cultists. I guess it invalidates the sci-fi aesthetic they'd held out for. There's even a petition that's garnered dozens of signatures to have the cultists added. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.
>>577952945 (me)this is pure nonsense and I made it up btw
It's some monumentally awful game design when the best course of action to dealing with an enemy (Watchers) is to outright ignore them
>>577952597Failed. Full?
>>577952907its mostly dadgamers just happy to use their headset on their console to talk with others.
>>577952776We are continuing human traditions passed down from the Crusaders of Oldesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242564978197/76561198051808629
>>577952597We full
>>577952470>isntrealwhatever helps you sleep at night, bro
>>577952397I think of Automaton vs Squids as two sides of the same coin. They might both have mechs and ships. But Squids use force Shields that stop heavy pen but light pen can quickly pop their bubblesWhile bots just need high pen because they're just armored.
>>577953124Full
>>577953124One space left join NOW NOW NOW
>>577953161Bot hands typed this.
>>577952798>too humanoidSo the fix was to make generic normal ass zombies?Believable if the new necromorphs were the default voteless back in omens. I can see chinks liking bugs because it makes them think of dinner. Imagine the chinaman seethe if illusory squids were dabbing on em’ tho.>ROOOOOOOO YOURR SUPPORSED TO RET ME EAT YOUIU
>>577953321too busy masturbating to squid women
>>577952772Abdosisters sound off
>>577952907Usually it's only retards that play with Randoms while using a hot mic.
>>577952776That's a Stargate reference, so yes we're the good guys
>>577949851They could have just NOT used the attack...or even better, the *illusions* it originally had by making fake enemies to fool you...
>>577924102that shit was borderline OP but heaven forbid we dont fuck off on our own and spam low ammo crutches in a coop gameim still mad
The funniest part is the absolute state of shock that must be going on at AH that people are actually mad there aren’t cultists after they spent all this time building up towards advanced illuminate magic and units with the void and cults and shit.
>>577952798Feelsbadman
>initiating FTL jump to>...epic
>>577951662Genuine reality.This is, and will forever be, bellyaching over something because you can't have it. If cultists were added tomorrow, there would be ENDLESS complaining over them being unfun, unfair, and being an ammo/stim/stratagem tax.
>two shitters in 40k armor>we drop>they die literally instantly>they both leave
>still goingDon't they have medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?
in an all out war between the 3 enemy factions, which one would win?
STILL GOIN THIS ASSHOLE
>>577954349The only stim tax they added were dig warriors, which were uninteractable without explosives and literally pinged to you if you were host. Anything else is skill issue.
John Helldiver had a kid in the introThat means he.. XDDD
>>577954697Bots.
>>577953350
>>577954775he had sex with a brown woman??!?!?!wtf
>>577954974John DIPS in the chocolate
>>577954775OMG XD
>>577954872
>>577954974Oil drilling is based actually.
>>577924102SFRV is a better driving experience, so eat shit fatty
>>577954697bots
Blasting a midair enemy multiple times with a fucking shotgun SHOULD STOP THEM FROM LANDING ON YOU AND CONNECTING THEIR ATTACK
>>577947304Half of these are either derivative or existing enemies or were hated on release, or both.
>>577951568
>>577952798>Diverting bug players to a new front That would make sense to me. That was my first thought since playing with vote snatchers, vote less, Flash mobs and Clubbers feels no different than playing against bugs. Just enemies swarming and charging at you.
>>577948265I know you're baiting but it would be more like>wow those zombie guys look lame as fuck, glad they went with the space wizard look
>>577946026I can tolerate not getting the Squigga enemies this update, but the VOID planet being the laziest shit sucks.
>>577951560Fire is the most popular because it's the game's easy mode, at least for bugs and illuminate. It kills everything without having to aim. You're using the "let luigi beat the level" feature from the new mario games.
>pelican arrives >none of my teammates get in the pelican>they all die because we are currently being swarmed What causes this?
>SEAF accidentals are credited to the nearest personfuck off
>>577922640We WILL recover private snuggles
>>577956027Swarms
>>577956027
>>577954349They are definitely adding cultists at some point. The newest primary had Voteless, Wretches and Overseers in tanks.
>>577955909You only like cultist because you don't have them.If you had them instead you would rather have the leaked endless zombie hordes.That's just how desire works, we want the things we don't have.
>illuminate key planet>all zombies
Illuminate still don't feel right
>>577956268>overseers in the monster tankI fucking said way back in the super earth invasion that overseers were just highly developed/successful voteless conversions and we have so far never actually met or killed any actual illuminate (outside of maybe whoever is crewing overships) and one of you fuckers told me I was stupid for saying so
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242568204944/76561198141817078another day, another 3-man dive.
Can I get in jail if some autistic kid thinks he needs to entertain the rest of the squad, which, including me, all stayed silent, by moaning and erping with himself inbetween narrative commentary on how the mission is going?
>>577956505That's a voteless model though
>>577956432The "20-man science team going into the heart of the planet" Dispatch sounds like an obvious setup for a "...and what they found made things worse" punchline.
*enhances your dive*
>>577956268>They are definitely adding cultists at some point.
>>577956683FVLL
>>577946447The faces look like shit. Yes, worse than the originals
>>577949851oh no we'll eventually bitch and moan until they remove control reversing and instagibbing (like they did with bots) because hd2 is a live service game
>faggotmorph gets to defy the laws of physics and change direction midairnice realistic game swedoids
>>577956862Mech Assault Team would be rad. Too bad no one actually wants to do it.
>>577957103Host lobby doko and i'll get the shield one
>>577956683steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242568204944/76561198141817078we lost one2/3
>>577956862they really dont. people dont know how to use them and more often stamp on other divers than be useful. the only time these were actually useful was oshy in the caves when bugs burrowed under the ground and the hivelord. any other time they just end up as scrap.vehicles bring more to game then mechbabys
>>577957031anon, i...
>>577952798>bugdivers are literal bugmenYou could give BotGAWDS and SquidSLAYERS an blank cheque for bugsissy slander propaganda and they couldn't come up with something half this stereotypically comedic.
>>577957218FVLL
>>577957297go on slurp arrowhead you know you're going to do it
>>577956817That you you can only see the one glowing eye makes me think its an Overseer or a "final stage" Illuminate/Human hybrid. Voteless models vary with some being more human and some being more squiddy, so its clear what they're after. "Turning you into us".
>>577957392Can you people talk about this game without also talking about sucking dick and getting raped?
>>577957103Got one randomly with pubs on an eradicateEach of us had a different one, shit was cash money
>>577957570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlDQi5Clg9c
>>577956862*makes the game trivial in you are path*
>>577957103was pretty common when they added bug caves
>>577957570that depends, can you talk about this game without also sucking dick and getting raped?
>>577926401 7-9 is usually where I reside.Some missions on 9-10 make it so that you HAVE to bring a certain loadout to make it feel smooth at all, as much as I like the 'challenge', being limited in what you can use loadout-wise (and still be effective) is kind of a bummer sometimes.I CAN and have completed d10's with the constitution and shitty strategems, but does it mean I enjoy it? no. And it usually takes forever.
>>577957749Sadly, they haven't added an attack where femborgs rape you, so yes.
>>577957135aight,mechwarrior editionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242569581375/76561197994359027
How come I sometimes randomly lose half my health for no reason? Also has anyone else noticed how stupidly huge the numbers of spotters spawn now?
>>577956412I understand what you're saying, but I honestly don't think it applies here>You only like cultist because you don't have them.No. I like the Cultists because I think they're much, much better designed than the current Illuminate. If in some alternative reality where Cultists were released, and someone revealed that the Great Host were in development before getting cut. I'd look at those and go>wow those guys look really lame, we really dodged a bullet thereAt most I'd think zombies are cool but would work better as their own faction. Because Zombies can be an interesting enemy if they're the main focus, rather than tacked on to a faction like they are in HD1 and 2. Look, you can project your philosophy of desire as much as you want. I just dont think it applies, and im not debating it further.
>>577957358>Korean poster trying to call bullshitI know what you are
>>577957892ricochetsit feels like there are a lot more of them now
>>577957892GOD can you just stop COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME?
>>577951339>should the sub-faction called Mindless Masses not swarm you with loads and loads of enemies?
Does GW have a contract with video game studios that say their weapons can never ever suck?
>>577957284>and more often stamp on other diversHow the hell are you stepping on other divers after the hitbox nerf?
D4 on any planet is fun because it's a mix of a lot of chaff with some mid-tier heavies that don't require you to dump your entire arsenal into a single combat encounter if you're caught with your pants down
>>577957956Can you just fix your game sven?
New>>577958129>>577958129>>577958129
2/4 for the mech game
>>577957284Shitter who plays with shitters opinion.
>>577957967ok are we complaining when weapons are good now?
>>577957967Why should they suck? Bolters are insane compared to normal guns and we just got the shitty pistol.
>>577957449>>577956817Slightly better shot, you can see the glowey eye is dead-center of the skull like on an Overseer. But since its a solid "eye" instead of the multiple slits like an Overseer, its more likely a new stage of Voteless. The main "attraction" is a bunch of tanks with these guys and Crushers though, so I'm guessing they're the "final form" of human/Illuminate hybrid. I'll try to get a decent image with UI off for next thread.
>>577958224I just think it's funny comparing the Warhammer weapons to the Killzone weapons
>>577957963Retard.
I cant decide if I like the Lasgun or not. Its not bad, but it isn't really good either. It feels...good, I guess, to shoot. It does decent damage, perhaps it could do a little more but its not necessary. One of the guns of all time, wish it had full auto.
>>577955527Ellie is my favorite negress
>>577954021squith?
The fuck are we even still doing here
>>577955527>people look at this and think "yeah i wouldn't fuck that because she'd give me black sons"
>>577952597GGs
>>577952597Utilized this as a chance to get a more in-depth learning experience with obscuring. Thanks for hosting, though, anon! Fun to explore the new content with the first long op I've done in a while. Definitely feels a bit more open in terms of what we can viably bring since the seafies can take a good brunt of the punishment.
>>577922813This is lore inaccurate because that's not a white horse.
>>577956683ggs. shame you have to return the camera after filming.
