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>samefagger takes night off
>thread dies
>PBT makes new one in minutes
lol.

don't post your ugly shit in an Eline thread, thanks

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>make sure any thread that doesn’t worship your whore gets deleted
hi PBT.

I don't know who PBT is and you're still posting ugly shit

you sure rushed to make that thread though huh PBT!!!

no I woke up and I saw there was no chess thread up so I created a new one, it's that simple

>3 threads made by your loser ass in as many weeks
>OH GOSH GOLLY DO YOU MEAN ME?!

I create Eline threads because Eline is my fav player, no idea who your schizo is

>>577928438
yeah you’ve made multiple threads in weeks… which is what i said.

>>577927287
>hag edition dies early
>immediately makes a new hag edition

>>577929732
it’s definitely not Cheatmixer though!!!!!!

>>577929732
Eline is 20 wtf do you mean by hag

>>577927287
You are such a pathetic faggot

>>577939401
I think insulting me just because I used an Eline picture is pretty pathetic too you clearly only come here for the drama and nothing else

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why is the computer a total retard in the end game but constantly threatens checkmate in the mid game?

reddit scrambling to run cover for licheats lmao
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1vrotgi/is_this_a_cheater_or_am_i_delusional/

>>577947843
I love that cope they always use
>all the moves look logical
No fucking shit. It is a logic game. All perfect moves are logical.
And all of a sudden they feel like if the moves are logical then a 800 elo or 2500 elo would play the same moves because they're just logical of course.
(I could only see the first few comments because I can't look at that site without logging in)

>>577947843
>>577948304
It's hard to tell. White played really bad. Illogical, if you will.

22. Bxd5 is crazy to me. Unless he didn't see Qxd5 Bxh2+ when he played it, but then realized after. But what's really weird is that it's the top engine move for some reason lol. That move mind makes me suspicious.

It's hard to tell though because black also started playing really badly around there. Not attacking, hanging pawns, just doing nothing in general while white played chess. Like, what is 24...Kh7? lol It could just be that they both suck

>>577949569
Look at the cheater's recent games. They are all very low cpl. A real 1500 lichess would blunder pieces every game. A real 1500 lichess is incapable of playing a 'logical' game because he does not understand chess 'logic'.

>make a non committal move
>eval swings 2 points
chess is incomprehensible for us slowbrains I hate it

I'm thinking about making a video about the scourge of cheating on lichess. Featuring lordbentham and maybe this guy too. Taking it to all the redditors who run cover for them.

New SeriousChest video just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgf75n78Cfg
I don't get the moves he's making

New Stjepan video just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kluMMOEQ35k
I don't get the engine lines he's giving

You just KNOW he keeps seing that
>Update: Current Elo 2014
and deciding not to change it

>>577957790
>elo from a year ago
>lost 25 elo since then
Oh no cringe

>>577957790
>please click on my eceleb video

>>577958281
ACK
>>577957790
I don't watch Stjepan opening videos because it's all engine slop that he doesn't understand (but pretends to)

>>577925971
>the long hyphen is the virgin giveaway.
did you really think the posts were trying to hide that? and it's called an em dash, retard.

For a beginner, the bishop and knight are usually considered about equal in value:

Bishop = about 3 points
Knight = about 3 points

But they are useful in different situations.

The bishop is often better when:

The board is open, with fewer pawns blocking it.
You can attack from far away.
You have two bishops, which can be a strong advantage.

The knight is often better when:

The board is crowded with pawns and pieces.
There are strong squares in the center where the knight cannot easily be attacked.
You need to attack pieces that are close together.

A simple rule: bishop ≈ knight in value, but the position determines which one is stronger.

Also, a pair of bishops is generally considered slightly more valuable than a bishop and knight or two knights.

>>577964843
i don't understand, can you explain again please

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>playing a muzzoid
Not even once

>>577967570
>loses

Fabi has once again choked

>>577961458
>>577964439
>rejecting /ourguy/
I bet you guys watch jewboychess and k3kamura

>>577969007
Chokebi doesn't choke. He listens

/ourgirl/ Alice beat Vaishali today. She needs a draw against Carissa tomorrow for a GM norm.

>>577975135
Flush

>>577967570
>f3

>>577929876
Isn’t catmixer on vacation in the Highlands of Scotland? I don’t think he’s responsible for any of the shenanigans this last week.

>>577980510
nice try but literally noone cares about your scotland larp besides you cheatie

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This is an interesting puzzle. Only 2450 rated this time instead of 2800+, I'm going easy on you.
https://lichess.org/training/dLvIQ

>>577992165
lame that lichess doesn't show the most testing line QxR+ Bf1 Qh7 Bd3!
Does any web puzzle interface make you show every line required to solve a puzzle?

>>577974843
I rewatch the uploads of our fallen hero...

>>577997152
Yeah, that's the interesting line. It's technically suboptimal, but you have to see it if you solve the puzzle correctly.
And idk about that, I doubt it.

>>577957790
I would humiliate SeriousPatzer. No talent

>>578003258
Karla pls.

>>578003258
remember when you accused him of cheating and promised to leave?

http://live.shogi.or.jp/oui/kifu/67/oui202608180101.html
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogi
The second day of the fourth game of the 67th Oi title match is being played. The start was delayed by two hours due to someone pulling a fire alarm at the venue.
Fujii's sealed move was 74. P@87 .
Ito has 4 hours 44 minutes remaining, Fujii has 4 hours.

>>578004868
nobody gives a shit about shogi?? this is a chess general

>>578006705
Why should we? I come here for chess, I do not even know the rules of shogi.

>>578003258e
Me too, he's a NOOB

I quit connect 5 after I wrote a program that could beat me
Kasparov quit chess after Deep Blue
Lee Sedol quit go after Alpha Go

What are you still doing?

>>578007059
>Why should we?
THATS WHAT IM SAYING

>>578007059
>I do not even know the rules of shogi.
here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogi#Rules

SeriousCheat be like ah yes, another 99% accuracy game. Feels good to be Magnus

>>578011546
Oh sorry got confused.

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Reverse Philidor dismantled.

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anyone else ship Anna and Alex?

>>578022195
I don't ship any chess women. The only relationship I fantasize about is me with Ju Wenjun.

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Khazakstan banned kidnapping and forcibly marrying women in 2025

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>1.f4
I dont study that

>>578023775
what does that have to do with chess

Apparently lichess restricts the amount of game reviews you can do per day to 40 lol

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Somehow this endgame with two extra passed pawns is evaluated by Stockshit as drawn

>>578022195
An Aryan woman would never date a London/Chudo Kann player

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Sinquefield Cup is wide open going into the last day today. Any of the people in 1-4 can win it. Sindarov is played Wesley as well

>>578045095
If Dubs Fabi doesn't win.
If singles Fabi wins.

>>578045319
Jobbi can't win because either So or Sindarov will have at least 5.5 after they play today

>>578045095
When is the Jorden meme going to end

Hate chess.

>>578023775
Your heart is impure. Never mention or sully the name of Kazakhstan again.

>>578049328
He did embarrass Mangoose this year so maybe he deserved an invite to something

>>578039789
why do you need to review more than 40 games a day? do you not have a job wtf

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>>578054287
Not all of us have jobs, smelly.

>>578057389
Get to wagin, neet boy

>>578004868
Ito won in 143 moves, leveling the score of the match at 2-2. The next game will be played 8/26-27.

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Frenchud down

Basederov with the KID vs So

Erm, dont politicize /chess/, chud. You can only say janny approved political opinions here.

Got in my obligatory "lishit opponent blunders queen in ten moves and then decides not to resign but cheat instead and beats me less than twenty moves later" rapid game of the day, how's everyone else's chess day going?

>>578077459
Switch to Danny saar

>>578077459
if you're up a queen and still losing 20 moves later, you're a shitter, period. I don't care if you're playing against stockfish 3000

>>578078418
GMs do speedruns way past 2000 sacking their queen every game, so, not really

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What did he mean by this?

>>578078835
You lost, I'm assuming

>>578078776
nta but GMs know how to play for tricks stockfish can't

>>578080359
What makes you think that? Don't just go on making baseless assumptions.

>>578081210
Thanks for confirmation

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>No! You're supposed to just let me play all my moves instantly without thinking!!!

>>578081383
I have confirmed nothing.

>>578078835
either new or you're part of another blitz speedrun series on youtube

I still miss Danya

Just gonna be deadass wit u n genuinely play a e4 on the board

>>578078835
When I first started grobbin', I was just doin' it fer a bit of fun and to learn the game, innit? It was nuffin fancy, just a couple of games. Now I can't go a day without grobbin', mate. You see, you get proper hooked on it. You start grobbin' on every game, sometimes even reverse grobbin' someone. At this rate, I dunno if I can stop grobbin', even if I wanted to, bruv.

>>578084843
You ever take a hit of that orangutan?

hello madda
hello fadda
here i am
at camp grenada

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>>578085653
You talking about the strong and solid opening, co-developed by the great masters Orang and Utan, famously used by Magnus Carlsen?

Finally dropped enough internet points so I can listen to my podcast and not think

>>577957790
Gotta love the serious chester you just gotta

Sneedius cheat deez nuts

Can someone explain to me how Welsey won the Sinquefield Cup after drawing Pragg 3 times in the tiebreak?

100th post in an Eline thread!!!

>>578098252
I just realized the third game was an Armageddon..

Any fetuses wanna play?

>>578104074
Drop a li' link

Im just a temporarily humiliated 2000

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>>578109934
were so back

>>578112028
I have learned that I am not at all consistent enough day-to-day for correspondence games.
Some days I'm smart and some days I'm retarded. With normal chess that's fine, I can just eat shit one game to know I'm retarded today and quit playing until tomorrow. With correspondence, I won't know I've had a retard day until I've already blundered away half my correspondence games that were going on for weeks.

>>578112670
Yeah thats why I only play at peak brain for that day. Def had some retard bloondahs playing a move 15s after waking up

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He's based

it's not a real tourney unless Magnus participates

Was Capablanca a fraudulent champion? "Wins" the title from a washed up old man who gave it to him before the match, 0 title defenses in like 6 years, loses 1 and only match as champion, cries about it, doesn't even rematch

>>578123007
Ez slurpgang dub

>>578125983
he was the first to play computer approved chess.

Good evening /chess/!

don't die on me /chess/

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Champ shit only

>>578145761
Sir I am a super gm rated 2703 sir, world champion since 2026 sir

>>578125983
Championships weren’t as significant then as they are now, and chess was much less regulated. Capa proved himself over the course of his career to be the best player in the world, if he had been playing in the structure of modern times he would have won the Candidates young and tryharded the World Championship and had a much stronger legacy. But because he played when he did in order to evaluate his strength it’s better to look at his individual games and tournament performances rather than something like World Championship matches, which were kind of a meme.

Ding and now Gukesh becoming depressed and collapsing in the rankings is understandable when you realize they worked their whole lives to become THE WORLD CHAMPION in all caps, and be highly respected, and then they do it and it’s nothing more than a mockery and they’re treated as a meme. It has to be psychologically very difficult to cope with

>wifi goes out in the middle of a winning game
>do not seethe… do not seethe
>log back on
>lichess has put me in a 30 minute timeout for “letting the clock run down”

I will not break anything. Life is good. None of this matters

Is anger management anon distinct from samefag anon and anti-samefag anon? Are those the three that make up the roster?

>>578149097
Undeserved in your case but I'm glad time wasters get timeouts.

My biggest problem is the negative spiral from playing while pissed off -> losing -> get more pissed off and play worse -> lose more -> feel like I'm owed a win -> lose -> send racist message to Indian whose only crime was outplaying me in a boardgame

>>578152570
-> get banned

>>578153126
Have you ever been banned (from chesscom / lichess)?

>>578156929
Yeah from lichess all the time. Usually I don’t even know what I did, I just get logged out in the middle of the game and the account is closed

>>578149097
Could you not switch to you phone?

>>578160287
I refuse to buy a smartphone

>>578145761
The only sad part of this is that windarov might lose points from the draws when he flushes him in the wcc

https://lichess.org/cP3YHNMR/black

Haven't been playing, trying to get back into it, had someone unironically play the Two Saars against me today lol

Even a 14 yo girl can be 2470 FIDE. What's your excuse?

https://2700chess.com/players/33389454-modipalli-deekshitha

>>578176905
I was not born in a country with last names like dickshitter and rameshbabu

>>578177019
I'm not an expert on Indian names, but I think Deekshitha is actually her given (first) name.

>>578176905
The first pogchamps didn't happen until 2020 how was I supposed to know chess existed before Levy told me about it? Use your brain.

>>578176905
I could say it's because I didn't get into chess until I was an adult with a full time job and other social commitments. But really it's because I'm not that naturally good at Chess but I'd still like to meet my Chess goals.

Any other anons know this feel?

How do I stop myself from tilting when my opponent plays a ragebait opening like the Sc*ndinavian?

>>578185146
Stop being a little bitch. Try that.

>>578185698
Not an option.

>>578022195
is she still dating that autistic trackmania youtuber?
how do some guys get so lucky...

>>578185146
Take the time to develop lines against them so that you look forward to testing them against the opening. Deep down the reason you’re seething is because you haven’t studied the opening but also don’t respect it and you have a hunch that they’re about to get the better of you but don’t “deserve it”. They deserve it as long as they win. So study up

>>578185146
Pay me for my coaching lessons, that's how.

>>578190427
How much?

SUH GANG was learning how to do economy in EU5 as Hungary and Black Death happened. Anyways check out this bop as a rec for /chess/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbkmpq7jHE

>>578192770
Denied
>>578190723
67

>>578185146
In blitz I just resign against those cuckies

>>578199278
This but for shitalianiggers

If I'm black (in chess, not real life) how should I react to d4?

>>578204674
It's called Nimzo Indian and its Indian.

>>578204674
Organized in order of chadlyness
Benko
Grunfeld
KID
Modern benoni
Nimzo

>>578192770
who is SUH GANG

>>578198516
67 what currency?

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Most of you guys blunder in this position.

Any embryos wanna play?

>>578219835
stop making fun of me I really wanted to find sub 1000 players

>>578219897
I have no idea who you are, just trying to find someone my skill level

Just lost to a nigger named tyrone. Its ogre

Just beat a guy who kept calling me a nigger the whole game

>>578219897
Just lose to 2000s until you are a 2000

>>578213715
That's very funny Mr. Ben. Rick and Morty amirite.

>>578223162
I don’t get the reference

>>578221364
don't be racist in an Eline thread or I'll cut you down

>>578185146
I don't know. I usually just post racist remarks and get banned after my enemies do something like this

>>578221364
For me, it's losing to Indians

>>578057389
Anon... You are not a woman

>ELO dipped beneath 900
Whelp time to kill myself I guess

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Can you solve this 2750 rated lipuzzle???
https://lichess.org/training/OYRzM

>>578190723
40 bucks an hour sounds fair to me

>>578190427
I will send you two dick picks for each 100 elo you help me climb.

I'm 900 elo so good luck teaching me something I don't already know

>>578223651
How do you not know about Ben Finegold and are in this thread? What the heckaroo?

>>578227269
I don't want that.

>>578081496
nice! I managed to get that same Bxh7+ tactic in a BDG game once. It really looks like a bolt from the blue.

post a challenge but only if you're below 1000

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>>578237070
I'm 2000 lichess but only 969 com sorry

chess is dead and so is /chess/

>>578243006
It's never been so joever

FACT: Castling is absolute fucking horseshit and anyone who defends it is a bad person.

>>578250650
based shogichad

3. d4 · Scotch game

With this aggressive pawn advance, White looks to open up the centre.

3...exd4 is played almost every time. It releases the central tension and leads to a very open game, with a lot of space for both players.

3...Nxd4, the Lolli variation, is playable. White can trade on d4, 4. Nxd4 exd4 5. Qxd4, taking advantage of the fact Black has traded their knight to centralise their queen, or play 4. Nxe5, threatening Qxd4.

I love the Grob gambit king's pawn queen exchange variation. Nobody knows what to do there after the exchange.

>5 hours
>just the samefagger copy pasting AI from wiki pages
lol. kill it with fire. end it. suicide it. holocaust it.

>>578267441
why are you so invested in this general dying

>>578267684
why are you so invested in samefagging a general kept alive on AI fakery? is it because you are totally alone in this world?

>>578267782
I'm not really that invested I just bump when I check 4chan it takes me 3 seconds

>>578267938
It drives people away

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>another sick necrobump
virgins on a spirit journey!

>>578269797
it's not my fault

I think we should organize a tournament against those fags in the >>>/tg/ general

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>>578272770
sick necrobump. this beats sex!!!

>>578272974
I'm just here to post on the chess thread, why does this upset you?

>>578080924
This is why I use Leela chess zero with high contempt function to cheat when I blunder a piece, instead of stockfish

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>samefagger going off instead of sleeping
epic.

>>578213715
Got a heh outta me

the fact that tyler1 after a year can beat every single anon in this thread is hilarious
why arent you at least a master after all this time?

I started playing because I thought if tyler1 could do it, then anybody can. I was a sad when I crossed his rating and he became washed, my inspiration was gone

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>what if we randomly spam about a wow player from a decade ago!!!!
>that will revive the thread!!!!!
so fucking sad lol.

Good morning /chess/, have you done your bullet reps today?

>>578275187
Maybe you should switch to League like him as well

>>578279695
Maybe it's best not to play League, I've seen what Rockin' the Rift does to a man

>>578279695
Does league have a /vg/ general? I just might

I like the idea of video games and I have a gaming PC, but whenever I play something that isn't chess... I wish I was playing chess

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>samefagger going off during mornings now!
this is officially a party. chess is back!

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>>578275003
>peaked at 1960.scam rapid
>currently 1622
he's weaker than every single notable weaver, I'm a shitter and even I'm higher rated than his peak
you are just telling on yourself if you think that's some unattainable rating

>>578272974
>>578274723
>>578275305
>>578278743
>>578280557
please keep your posts on the topic of chess

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Hory shit
>(Yoo)

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>he’s still samefagging
>hours later

>>578289329
is this all you have in your life? going to a chess thread and whining about the "samefagger"?

>>578289585
Well let’s review your life, samefagger
>no girlfriend
>family probably hates you
>reply to yourself all day in a dead thread

you've been crying for 5 hours lol
>>578289714

>>578289778
maybe if you stay up for another 3 days replying to yourself the general will revive!

>>578289910
at least I won't have a folder of weird ugly people to spam lol

>>578289964
keep samefagging with AI and i will keep calling it out. it’s pathetic and you should feel ashamed.

I posted a unique puzzle from a real game and somehow it triggered a meltdown. I hate you both equally

>>578290256
>i will keep crying for no reason because I'm emotionally invested in this general dying
lol
it’s pathetic and you should feel ashamed.

>>578289235
0-0-0

It's against the rules to announce a report, but, hypothetically, if everyone in a general reports a spammer, maybe the jannies will take action

>>578250650
>>578251386
Shatranj and Makruk slurpers agree

>China: not only are you forced to have a castle, your king and guards can't leave it. And your elephants can't cross the river. And all your pieces just get in the way of each other.

Dear SeriousChest: in your recent vid you check an opponent’s blitz rating compared to his rapid to make sure he’s not cheating, but I would encourage you to not be so judgmental. My blitz is hundreds of rating lower than my rapid because I play in the Eastern Superblitz Arena where one frequently loses to mysterious 1200 grandmasters or just loses to strong players, especially via flagging, more often in general. If I only tryharded 3+2 in the general pool it would be closer to my rapid rating

>>578303263
>SeriousChud posting

But in all seriousness, I think he knows that there can be a couple hundred point delta. At his rating, cheaters will have a massive gulf between their rapid and blitz, so it's very obvious

why is there no “Western” superblitz arena?? fuckin tankies

New 'chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykd4O3IPGiY

New 'pawns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22HH4UYZAg

>>578304812
why you shilling your ecelebs here

>>578304812
>meme sicilian opening video

Why isn't our "professional" chess player posting videos about playing chess?

>>578304812
Peak stjepanslop

>>578305524
Opening videos bring in the money.

>>578300578
hey it worked for 1 post out of 5 in >>578288773

>>578306214
Ironic that there's such an issue with off-topic here when the over-moderation is the reason we're here instead of /tg/ in the first place (I was opposed to the move because I knew it was the only weapon against this).

>>578306423
there's a difference between funposting and being a schizo with an agenda against the thread

>>578307021
funposting is when catmixer spams the thread with his unfunny jokes 24/7 and being a schizo is when anyone else calls it out (like our larpov over here)

>>578022421
Great choice.
Her hobbies consists of doing laundry and watching tv. She's perfect.

Just got timed out for 3 hours on lichess for resigning a game which apparently somehow constitutes letting the time run out even though I was playing to the end and resigned with 15 seconds left

>>578306423
I would have posts deleted for being "off topic" when it was like screenshots of seething Arabs in my chess.com DMs.

Really, there should be some amount of moderation even here

>>578304812
>New 'chest
Watching his 5 minute thought process before he realized he should play Nxf6 and even almost playing two other things was painful. Intuitionlets make me cringe

Does anybody know what this nigga’s physiological malfunction is?

https://youtu.be/5dYIOC0wsk8

>>578315463
He got physical ticks from being old and fat. Then they gave him meds for his other various maladies and they got worse. He explains it in some videos from earlier this year.

>>578315646
:( Poor guy. I was wondering if he was developing Parkinson’s so at least it’s not that

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Gentlemen,

I am honoured and pleased to report the Grob was locked in with this one.

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Literal funniest shit ever to just take a jeets pawn like this and not give it back
Bullet btw

>>578320305
crazy game.

It’s insane how atrociously unlistenable Tanya is. I literally can’t

>>578329561
Also, it appears she’s recently learned to phrase sentences like “And he MOVES his rook to the CENTA of the board, does Magnus” with the does bit, not realizing that commentators use that rhetorical trick when they get ahead of themselves and use a generic pronoun without context, not as a constant refrain. So now she says it constantly. “He ATTACKs white’s Queen, does Magnus, and he MOVES it, does Hans Niemann.” She just gets worse and worse every year somehow

>>578280446
play Battle Chess

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He's back. And the Caro-Kann is stronger than ever.

>>578330795
good old lesbian face
>>578313724
but Nxf6 was a mistake

>>578330795
that's an illegal position

>>578323110
but you did give it back... eventually...
(closed window when you missed Qc1#)

>>578331383
At that point the psychological damage was already done. I knew I was going to win no matter what from move 5

Deleting my chess.scam account, and typing simply “seething trannies” in the explanation box. We’ll see if they ban my IP

>>578329561
you'll hate her even more once you realizes it's not her normal voice and she amps it up because it's popular with the indian crowd

>>578332854
Chad.

Ask me if im sorry im a caro chad

Any sperm playing chess tonight?

>>578338673
no but I'll be putitng some sperm in some chirls tonight

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>demolish your opposition
>be the most accurate player of all time
>be considered decades later by Fischer "possibly the greatest player in the entire history of chess."
>be considered decades later by Spassky the best player of all time
>also be a low inhibition chad on the side
>be Capablanca
>pic unrelated

>>578338872
Where can I find chirls? God I’m so lonely

>>578343254
nothing cringier than romanticizing romantic chess

>>578349845
>samefag couldnt even bother to read the post he was bumping off of

>>578350051
wouldn't that be evidence of not samefagging

>>578350119
the samefag sometimes posts regularly and will just reply to the scarce real posts that he can.

>>578350351
that's not what a samefag is, maybe call him a page 10 bumper or something

>>578350538
it's the same guy though. there are multiple page 10 bumpers but i am specifically talking about the samefag who i believe made that post as he does very low effort bumps

>>578350704
it's still not a samefag unless he replies to himself, retard

>>578350996
ok you're retarded no more (You)s

we should start a correspondence game. no samefagging allowed. I'll start.

>1. e4.

>>578351382
We could probably do this for realsies by setting up a Vote Chess match on chesscum

>>578351886
no need to bring your jewish subscription site into this

>>578351382
E5

>>578352636
>2. Nf3

New 'cat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNYAz779Idw

>>578352739
2... Nf6

>>578353074
>3. d4
this is a correspondence game, you don't have to play fast

>>578353034
Imagine being her baby and sucking on her nipples and drinking her milk to grow.

>think I can trap opponent's queen
>realize there's a square he can escape to where he can just end up trading queens instead
>make a different move
>realize immediately after that move that actually I could trap the queen, because that square I was thinking about was also defended by my pawn
Well I'm up a horsey and 2 pawns anyway so I'll just win slower than otherwise.

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>>578353395
KEK

>>578353236
3... Kxe1#

>>578359702
that move is not allowed

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>>578213174
What do you mean? This is customary greeting amongst the peers whomst we all are.

>>578361758
oh I get it

>>578289235
this is your brain on bullet

phew close one

Good afternoon /chess/!

>>578374663
What’s so good about it

>>578382782
I'm gonna mate today.