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>>577937265Hooman!
FRIENDLY BREAD HAS ARRIVED
Personal creations anchor, reply to this post with your latest work!
Mewmew’s pernicious and miasmic butthole~
nothing personal
>>577937470Friendly FIRE bread
>>577937470>*RALSEI, CASTS FRIENDLY FIRE.
ladies love a knight in r̵̍̿͜ơ̴͔̦̇̆̄͘̚a̵̭̒̀r̶̗̙͉̺̆i̵̱̦̯͖̽͛̈́̿͊̉͛n̴̟͓̍̾̍ģ̷͗̿̌̈́͜ armor
>>577937553
>>577937567Why is Kris so fucking short here? Even Ralsei is towering over him.
>>577937597>>577937652D:
>>577937737kris got put in the washing machine too long
Time for wankies
>>577937784cute shota
>>577937737Ralsei modified his height stat, what a cheater!
>>577937738let's be real, ralsei's fire attack is either FIRESHOCK or FRIENDLY FIRE.or fluffy fire? iunno.shooting blanks here.
All these alluring vessel art makes me regret making mine bald
Yeah I'm the sicko that looks at all the threads to find the best posts.
oh noez!! krisp is gonna open teh eval fowtayn of DOOM!!! D: D: D: 3:> HALP!!
Undertale Gaiden: Bratty & Catty's Quest for Handjobs: Geneology of the Holy War
>>577937784
>>577937956>shooting blanks here.many such cases!!!
i wish i could draw...
>>577937906this ralsei is so peak
>>577938001You'll get a funny dialogue response for it in chapter 7 though.
Skies Forever Blue
>>577938001Walter White vessel
doomin'
more like skies forever brown
>>577938117when do you think ralsei will stop being a pussy and use fire attacks without holding back?he seems to become more and more disillusioned, having his little breakdowns and now he actively shows aggression.almost like he becomes more than just a thing, but someone with opinions, likes and dislikes...something that IS can also learn to hate, y'know.
>>577938330bloomin'
>>577938248C-Can Catti be the girl next door? I wanna SMOOCH her.
SINCE I LAID MY EYES ON YOU...
>>577938343the lettuce got to me...
>>577938343skies forever poo lol
You can call me Pollyanna say I’m crazy as a loon
>>577938248Flies Forever Down
>>577938386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3frA_rj918
>>577938347ralsei will singlehandedly defeat the knight with his bear handsscreencap this
which chapter has the WORST music?which chapter has the BEST music?what’s the BEST song from the chapter with the WORST music?what’s the WORST song from the chapter with the BEST music?
>>577938542this song always makes me think of ralsei
Saw that you were all having a "does liking Ralsei(aka femboys) make you gay" argument while I was asleep and need to post something. Vent incoming:When I was a twink back in uni I had a brief relationship with one of thems self identified straight men only date "femboys". He was an emotionally abusive bitch. He only wanted to date "femboys" because he hated dealing with women. Why I agreed to dating him? Mainly, I had low self esteem. But I also used to have a fetish for a chud straight man being interested in me and fucking my brains out behind closed doors. Reality is often different from your horny fantasies, I know.I know plenty of gay and bi men who like femboys(usually not futas though) and they're chill. But femboy chasers who don't want to fuck other types of men are red flags to me. If you're a femboy IRL my suggestion is to avoid those types. But that goes for anyone regardless of gender or sexuality, don't date anyone who only want you to fulfill a fetish for them and vise versa.Entry no. 769 transmitted from [REDACTED]
Damn, fanart of that catgirl version of friend has slowed to a crawl. Fun while it lasted
>>577938347Next chapter. When we start facing off against real Deep Darkness threats that aren't just Darkners but more like Titan Spawn.Also to track with the seemingly random nature of his usage in Ch5, it'll be when Kris or Susie are in mortal danger.I know this because Flower Cookies just know things, princess!
>>577938562then all we need to know the most important thing:what is stronger: homogeddon fire or enbie-disablie (swoon one-hit)
I wouldn't be surprised if doing the Sword Route drastically changes how Kris acts towards (You) at a certain pivotal point in 6 or 7 honestly. They were clearly scared out of their fucking mind the entire time.
I've heard people compare Toby Fox to J. J. Abrams as a pejorative, but it's got me trying to imagine what impromptu, shaky, handheld found footage of The Roaring would be like
>>577938554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxKAYA7WlI
>>577938756It was always just the flavor of the month coomer art trend but it was one of the only good ones
>>577938608>which chapter has the WORST music?Chapter 2. It has great heights but I think I tend to skip more songs from this chapter than any other>which chapter has the BEST music?Chapter 5. Maybe recency bias? But I like a lot of songs on there. >what’s the BEST song from the chapter with the WORST music?You're chance to be a BIG SH0T>what’s the WORST song from the chapter with the BEST music?Flying Feather?
>>57793860814The World RevolvingThe distance between two
>>577938796my defense is that i had things under control and i am so fucking good at videogames that they were never in any real danger because i am really fucking good at topdown zeldas that's my defense
ralsei has two forms:>squibly squmbus>i am the god of hellfire
>>577938796You have convinced me to redo from chapter 3. Thank you!
>>577938684I only like fictional furry femboys, real life it's only gymbros and hairy bara daddy types I'm into.
>>577938608Chapter 5 had the worstI like the other chapters equally but I'll say Chapter 1Best song is a tie between Flower Man and the weird route loop that plays during Noelle's monologue. That scene was so fucking cool and the music really elevated itOff the top of my head, I'm Very Bad, but it's just for a joke scene so I don't know if it counts.
>>577938787homogeddonfire>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(((POWERGAP)))>>>>>>>>>>>>enbie-disablie(swoon one-hit)
I was never so glad to hear someone's type and not match the description.rejection never felt this good.
>>577939007>Kris trembling and staring at soul thinking what the HECK is a Zelda
Time to sleep, good night!
>>577938684I generally do not trust people who say 'femboy' instead of 'twink', as the former nowadays is much more closely associated to a fetishistic interest rather than any attraction beyond a surface idea of what niggers like you should be. The internet has both poisoned the lake And made things better by reducing negative prejudice in one way or another, but hopefully time will even things out.
>>577938804>Footage from Catty's phone camera.>Inclimate weather ravages hometown.>Cold storm winds sweep enter roofs off of houses.>Dark creatures pluck away fleeing hometown residents.>Milklooker is somehow standing completely normal amdist all of it, ignoring everything around. Staring at a bottle of milk.Like that chair from the Storm Footage with Bury the Light as the background music.
>>577939280shaddap femboi
>>577938608>Worst MusicChapter 4. Yes I know how that sounds with Third and Second Sanctuary and A Dark Zone and all that but to be honest it feels like it didn't have nearly as many bangers as other Chapters despite the ones it had being really damn good. Tangent, but I think people give 1's OST way more shit than it deserves. It laid down the musical identity the game would follow in the first place and STILL has a shitton of bangers despite being so short (Field of Hopes and Dreams, Scarlet Forest, both Lancer themes, Chaos King, Lantern, Rude Buster, World Revolving, Don't Forget excerpt, etc.)>BestTie between 3 or 5 for me.>Best song from worst musicTie between Hammer of Justice and Gaurdian>Worst song from best musicDoing it for 5 feels a bit disingenuous because I could just use any of the joke songs that were added like the Confession themes but 3 is hard because I didn't actively dislike any track. I'd say my least favorite is the first board theme because it's super repetitive comparative to how long you spend there.
>>577939390I'm not a FAGGOT.
I never had a cute Fave next door to grow up with and go on a date with.
>>577939280the term was coined by bully (2006)
>>577938542The second song of the album (being friends) still gives me creeps to this day>>577938608>Worst musicUnfortunately have to put ch 3 here, personally only musics that fit my taste this ch are the combat theme except raise up your bat (which are carried by the lyrics) and even those aren't as impactful as Chaos King for me.>Best musicCh 4, I closed my eyes and just listen to dark sanctuary during my first play through, I just like from now melody and everything contains it.>Best song from worst musicRaise up your bat>Worst from the bestJitterbug for ruining the mood, which is the intended effect
>>577939183you forgot the most powerful attack in the game> *Susie's Idea
>>577939697Ahahahahaha that's so much worse
>>577938684>He only wanted to date "femboys" because he hated dealing with womenPainful to read. That was the real red flag indicator. I hope you met better people since
>>577939482Chaos King is *such* a good track it's simply wasted on King. (Not narratively just gameplay wise.)King is a bit too easy. I modded the song into some tough Silk Song bosses like Savage Beastfly and Chaos King goes really really hard when the fight is actually scary.
>>577938608Chappy 5Chappy 2Flower ManIt's Pronounced -Rules-
>>577938684>straight man>dates femboysshit doesn't compute.
>>577939280'Trap' >> 'Femboy'
>>577939806It's an unflattering shot of him. He looks better on your bed, telling you to dress up for some hot roleplay sex.
KRISTHIS SUNDAY ON WRESTLEMANIAI'M RAPING YOU IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLEI'M GONNA PROCEEDALL OVER YOUR BODYYYYY
Odd couple
>>577939280Twuncs can't keep up
>>577939726>>577939884Chaos king is just amazing, using the same intro as card castle fit so well and then the beat comes in
>>577940118Twunks are not real it's just a word that was made up to be nice to otters who don't qualify as real hunks.
>>577939884It's especially funny given that, to this day, Jevil is considered one of the hardest fights in the game, but doing it before going to getting to credits is mandatory if you want the data to carry over in the Completion File, meaning King's fight feels even more pathetic in comparison
confess youre sins
>>577940404Just picked my nose.
>>577940404i never really got into undertale, and every time i try to go back and play it, i wish i were just playing deltarune instead
>>577940404I am that anon that wants porn of skiesforeverblue girl
I am Kris-cross DeltaruneMy mom found my lost crack spoonSo I pinned it on that rubeBerdly is in jail
>>577939697can this game get a serviceable remake the controls are so cancer
>>577940404I attacked Flowery first chance I had
>>577939280gonna keep using femboy so retards like you clear themselves out
>>577940404I'm attracted to Catti because not so deep down I'm insecure about my own weight so I fiend after big girls because I don't believe a fit girl would ever love me.
>>577940404The relationship between Kris and Susie is the HEART of Deltarune. It's the emotional core. Do you guys feel the same?
>>577940726No now watch the teaser trailer teaser for GTA6 like a good piggie
>>577940849male advice incoming: maybe you should lose your weight bro
fave walks by with airpods in and you glance over and see they’re listening to the Jaws theme
>>577938001I don't regret making mine bald, but I regret naming it a certain way because I can only expect a scene like this in the future.I know there's save editors, but I'll let the game have this one for an easy emotional moment. I bet a lot of other people with old saves will feel a similar way.
>>577940726It's actually smoother to play than GTA: San Andreas which it borrows the engine from. Fist fighting people or popping them in the face with a slightshot was pretty satisfying, and movement wasn't really a problem.
>>577940916NTRGods, how do we feel about this post?
>>577940404I never have any drawings to show because it’s always of my own project characters and never the Underrunes
>>577939482>>577939726>>577939884>>577940142which version do you like better?https://youtu.be/tPwzoZ-e664https://youtu.be/KRPwUrr-tJI
>>577940928I unironically have been I've gone from 320 lbs to 270lbs over the course of a year. I'm still morbidly obese for my bmi. I'm still a tight fit in nearly all my clothes but good grief it has been so nice to just LIVE without feeling so bloated and not getting winded going up a flight of stairs.I still don't feel like a thin person could love me but... that's why I love Catti. It's a form of practicing self-love. If I can like her, I can like myself, and if I like myself I take better care of myself. Thanks Catti.
>>577940404I enjoy looking at porn of girls, but I only do so when shoving things up my ass.
>>577941360That's great to hear anon, keep it up! And that's a really sweet mindset to have too
>>577941408many such cases!!!
>>577941408Don't worry anon, you're still gay.
>>577940404I alsosometimes pretend my pillow is Kris
>>577941408you're the gayest straight man ever.
>posting gacha shit
>>577939950this but i also feel modern femboy culture is worlds away from the stuff that spawned the term trap, aka otokonoko stuff
>>577941360>I still don't feel like a thin person could love meYou seem like you've never used utg...
>>577941234I actually do think the Piano version is a better song but the in-game version will always be my favorite between the two due to the atmosphere of the fight and how it made me feel all those years ago
I miss the alvin confession poster.
>>577940404I hang out in discord servers with people who are of legal age but significantly younger than me and I feel like I'm the last piggy at the meat market
>>577941980I appreciate that numbers carries the flame for him.
http://poal.me/tjf6sxhttp://poal.me/tjf6sxhttp://poal.me/tjf6sx
>>577941880It's not a matter of knowning. It's a matter of feeling. I know it takes all types. I know plenty of people are into fat. But... it's just not my fetish. I don't *feel* that love that people do. That's why I try and love Catti. To feel love in my heart and not just my head!
>>577942228sad carol (canon) holds power that is underappreciated.
>>577940916I agree, and funnily enough it's why I think Suselle becoming canon and Kris' reaction to it will be VERY important to the narrative in the last two chapters and dislike when it's boiled down to "haha Kris fumbled two hoes simultaneously and got le cucked"
>>577942084huh I thought it was tasquefag
>>577942084i don't because numbers just turned it into more of his goonslop posting.
>>577941360Do It For Fave is a surprisingly helpful mindset
>>577940404I gave on drawing NSFW for money because I don’t give a shit about character age discourse so I just pivoted into niche SFW instead
It's such a betrayal when someone you like turn out to be scumbags.What makes me sick is that instead of acknowledging their mistakes, they go: "Oh, human beings are illogical and subjective! Oh, it's just a shitty situation, there's no good guy or bad guy!" they'll just cover themselves in the shitton of fans they have that eat it up and support them no matter what they do, fuck responsibility, am I right? Yeah, there's TOTALLY no good or bad, and likewise there's no right or wrong, it only matters when YOU decide it matters! What a great lesson!
>>577942441Calm down Susie.
>>577942057Is this a Petscop reference? Or am I just misremembering?
>>577942441is this someone you actually know or is it a parasocial relationship
>>577942228As YOU know..... I want to kill myself.....
>>577942057Hey me too. They're all 22 to 24 Zoomers and I'm 30. Borderline Zoomer but Millenial. The bright side of being the server unc is that I can share some elderly wisdom. Being a prude I also convinced them to remove the NSFW channel since we had minors on the discord. Proud of those retards for keeping it clean.
>>577940404This happens every time a new chapter releases >spend the first month going crazy about the new chapter on /v/>with all of the big shitposts out of my system, I calm down and move to /utg/>spend the next few months posting regularly on /utg/>eventually lose interest in Deltarune and return to my usual general>occasionally return here to draw something or if I feel like it, but not a permanent thing
>>577942441>betrayal when someone you like>shitton of fans they haveMy advice is to not form personal connections with people you don't actually know personally but yeah it sucks that 90% of famous people are evil diddy bluds and the other 10% are still some kind of tragic substance abusing insane person.
>>577942568dead daughter, dying husband, suicidal live daughter can you blame her?
>>577942746Added to the dossier
>>577942441don't get too attached.
>>577941234In game version is just too hard to top, not only it fits every sounds effect in battle, it is simple enough to let player read the dialogue without being overwhelmed by crazy compositionAnd that two seconds silent of the drums, I don't recall other Toby fox music has that
Now that the new TV smell is worn off we can admit that Tenna is just discount Spamton and nobody cares about him.
>>577940404I'm at the faverot stage where I can't orgasm when I masturbate unless I think about himI can begin touching myself to something else but eventually fave will pop into my head and what I'm thinking about won't be enough for me to finish unless I imagine passionate, loving sex with fave
>>577940404i have plans to legally change my name to kris after about a year of deliberation on if i want to or not, i realized if i want to do something that much i should just do it and not give a shit what some random normies think
>>577943149both are discount mettaton
>>577943237You're just in for a lifetime of everyone assuming your name is Chris until you correct them and explain you named yourself after a type of dagger.
Women should prove their worth to me.Said Fave.
what we hearhttps://youtu.be/cGuDpoJNImAwhat susie hearshttps://youtu.be/tZmevLE0lb0
>>577943373There are actual people named Kris with a K it's not that uncommon is it?
>>577937737Kris is canonically shorter than Ralsei
>>577943373i dont see why i would need to explain that outside of once when filling out paperwork, or to people im very close with who already know, to me that is a nonissue
Tenna being convinced by the fun gang at the end ruined his character, he would be more interesting if he didn't back down so easily. Heck it would even be better if he is just like spamton, getting befriended only after reaching his lowest point (at the verge of being broken)
>>577943492Nope. Ralsei is actually shorter than Kris, or they're roughly the same height.
tenna forcing ralsei to star in porn to improve viewership
>>577943459it's short for kristopher or kristina irlother anon is right though, everyone will just spell it chris unless you spell it out for them, which gets annoying real fast. this coming from someone with a retarded last name.
Tenna RAPED me
>>577943646people with tenna rent free in their head want that.because they have shit taste.
>>577943459Kris Kristofferson comes to mind but no it's really not that common compared to one of the most common names.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZhg4RW7s-k
Tenna shaking dat laffy taffy
>>577943615the fun part is people already do this with my legal name so im already used to it
>>577938796>John Mantle RAPED meGo cry about it on /v/, Kris
Carol Holiday RAPED me but everyone thinks Dess did it...
reminder that flowery is simply what flowey was life before he got bored of the underground
>>577943149You fell off spamtardChapter 2 was almost 5 years agoYou're past your primeYou will never gain back your popularityTV is lovedTenna won the sexyman contest because of how many people care about himYou're no longer hot shitYou didn't receive a fraction of the love Tenna gets on the regular when you were still the shiny new fandom toy
>>577942441Your SOUL smells like a Justice. Yeah the people most insistant that there is no "good or evil" are usually just trying to justify being evil. It's bugman behavior.Personally I like being evil. Doing things that my moral compass says is wrong gives me a dark thrill. Pretending like morality doesn't matter is a self-comforting delusion.
>>577943728oh well, if its a parallel upgrade then you might as well
>>577943227who’s fave
>>577943840Lancer
>>577943707your fave is slop and YOU have shit taste MY fave is based and better than your fave
>>577943459Kris was my mom's nickname
post grandpappy gaster
>>577943840Tenna...
>>577943964
>>577943929the weird part is that her name was with C so it was more of a cool quirk for emails i suppose
>my fave relevant still has room to grow intricate character writing cute>your fave glup shitto three personality traits tops probably only exists to provide my fave with character development crafted as bait for specific groups and has no merit beyond that
>>577943615My last name includes "Knut" and is Scandinavian in origin and is pronounced "Kuh-Noot" but everyone treats the K as silent and just calls it "Nut."Nickname in highschool was "Nutty" for awhile before it became "Kuh-Nutty" which was more endearing.
>>577944086>picrel, the fave in question
>>577943964i prefer hot mastermind gaster
>>577944181haha omg this was my pic. grandpa is still kicking and still likes plants
you ever just finish typing a medium length post and then decide it's stupid and close the post window
>>577943149“discount Spamton” is so odd to me because it reminds me that 99% of people here constantly mischaracterize this fucker
>>577944181deltarune vietnamese translation that fucks everything up into oblivion
DEATH
>>577944395All day everyday
>>577944395I deleted my initial response to this post.
>>577944425Dekomori...
>>577943964>>577944289How about old gentle mastermind Gaster? He's been trying to save this world for a long... long... long........long time. Not giving up is a small miracle.
>>577944289I like hot mastermind blaster gasterI accidentally set this image as my background while trying to post it>>577944312Aww that's awesome anon
>>577943237Toby would despise you
>>577944086please dont be a ralseifag
Why do I like seeing Susie in a white dress?
>>577943615Everyone fucks up my name and last nameI've resorted to giving my nickname before I do my first name because of thatIt's not even that hard to pronounce, I can tell people 200 times what it is and they will still fuck it up and pronounce it like 10 similar names but never the real thing the way I told themWhenever I'm asked to give my last name I always have to ask if it's necessary because I hate having to spell it every single goddamn time, it's quite long
We met the CRT, where's the Easel chapter boss Spammy warned ua about?
"FIVE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S THAT'S WHERE I WANNA BE" -Kris Dreemurr's first spoken lines in Deltarune
>>577944676It's kawaii as heck, for one
>>577944414they do if we had a fandom mischaracterization contest i doubt he'd crack the top 5
>>577944395Yeah usually when I realize its bait or I just truly don't care about the topic halfway through my thoughts.
i’m gonna gas her blaster (ifyouknowhatimsayin)
>>577944634Anon is taking saving over their save file to the next logical conclusion. After anon names themselves Kris they will wear blue body paint and carry a sword around everywhere and move in with a 24/7 fully dedicated Toriel cosplayer who roleplays as their mother.
>>577944783he was talking about swatch
>>577944783>Trusting a schizophrenic
>>577944647>t. glup shitto fag
>>577940541Whiteboard To the left of the bunker
>>577944783>>577944839if swatch turns schizo and has a boss battle, i'll french kiss toby
>>577944617This was my background before by the wayIt's a good background. Anyone should use it
>>577944608why do people see gaster as a benevolent and/or helpful figure when the little we can attribute to his character is so nefarious >The pain itself is the reason why.
>>577944789Can somebody send pics of Susie being flushed/flustered?
>>577945143I love that toby keeps including ralsei weed jokes.Of all the random fandom memes he claims he doesn't pay attention to he definitely liked that one.
>>577945143chapter 5 really was garbage. they should have just made ralsei say 6 7 here too
>>577945129it's a combination of him being encouraging to us personally (in a world where kris is meanie weanie to us and ralsei fears us), ten years of him being a meme, and the fact that toby doesnt write totally iredeemable villains.
>>577945129Because he fucks us like a lover on Twitter when a chapter is about to release and encourages us to keep going during the knight fight
>>577945337would toby like doomer femboy weed ralsei
>>577944979Why would Swatchy have a boss battle?
>>577945129he was the royal scientist and nobody really talks shit about him in undertalealso supposedly has a good relation with sans/alphys/you two
weed jokes are made by people that like that chainsmoker cat anime
>>577945296
>>577945419Considering he made him canonically a bit of a sad goat boy with a bitchy duplicitous nature who acts really fucking gay all the time I'd say yeah he's into it.
>>577944676Cause Susie wants to be more soft but her guard is always up, if we're going by chapters 4 & 5. The dress thing is a hard cut to a future where she can be completely vulnerable with someone. It's a still image that conveys an entire history of Susie loving and being loved. Its super cute!!!!
>>577945449>non-optional recruit>threw spamton into the gutter>knew about the NEO body>helped MAKE the NEO body>he lies to your fucking face when you ask about the NEO bodychances are good he's more loyal to mettaton than to us. i don't know if toby would do anything with that, but after pink was a crystal boss, god fucking knows
stop posting attractive womenstop taunting me with things i cannot have
>>577944676>susie's head but on a rail thin animu waifu body this is somehow worse than ralsei's head on a bimbofied femboy body
time to decide: which is the better album?
>>577944796damn.didnt think anyone would save my mantle.
>>577945708Doomer is it true you like shotas?
do you love your fave or do you want to rape them?
>>577946048Okay here's a chopped girl you can find relief over not having to bang.
>>577945708based toby
>>577946190I have fantasies about only being able to have sex with fave because our bodies magically reject anything else but each other
>>577943901the sloppest.
fuck… she’s so chill and nonchalant…
>>577944783>>577944839>>577944979>>577946014>Mettaton Knight>Swatch boss in Castletown>GALLERY
So what do you think is Kris and Knight's end goal?
>>577946127we all like shotas here
Ok which one of you did this?
>uppercuts toriel for being an alcoholic
I stopped posting here for a week just to check if I'm addicted
hoo-ray
>>577945129He can't be evil if he loves me. I can fix him.
>>577946190The magnitude of love I have for fave can't fully be grasped by everyone
>>577946612>spamton, once again, becomes relevanttoby cannot fucking stop himself can he
>>577946125I've seen it like a dozen times, mantleheads really seem to like it.
official Tenna double peace sign, so cute!!
>>577946728i don't think roricons from here rike rarusei
people still deny kris slash
>>577946817
The part of Deltarune Chapter 6 when Shadow J Mantle says "Hello Krisp, It is I, Shadow J Mantle or Your Best Nightmare" and then does friend_laugh.ogg and then bleeds hyperrealistic blood and freezes the game. I crapped my pants.
>>577946190Does wanting Kris to have a complete fall from grace and having everyone turn on them for them to become a true villain count as love or rape?
>>577946673Lips are so fucking gross holy shit.
>>577947160gote milk
>>577947176Nice try but we all know Toby is saving the hyperrealistic blood for 7b
>>577946728Does toothpaste boy really need his own subreddit? He does nothing but withhold important info all day and be gay towards you.
>>577947315i would also withhold information from an eldritch parasite
>>577947176ERAM say:>Kris! It's me! ERAM, Your Worst Enemy!
How come Crash Bandicoot is getting into Fortnite but Susie isn't? Is Susie not good enough at breaking things with her body?
>>577947315Reddit is a sorry shallow excuse for what used to be forum culture. You'd have a Ralsei Megathread on a proper forum. Neatly subcategoried in General Discussion threads.
>>577947445Robert is autistic
>>577947364It doesn't even make sense to call the SOUL a parasite since Kris is the one who dies without the SOUL and not the other way around
ERAM is Kris's Best Friend but also the Enemy Inside Them
The Crash Bandicoot developers could have had Deltarune finished and running on custom SNES cartridges within a year. Those guys were more machine than human.
>>577947572cope
>>577947024OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!Babyboy, I would spoil him rotten and kiss him all day long
TV sucks dicks
all my thread friends are missing...sigh...
>>577946787How did it feel?
what if fave saidwhoa
>>577947782chara belly...
>>577947662https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/ParasitismHere, this might help you
>>577947828I survived, but I missed posting silly pictures
>>577940517Secondary.
>>577947783I've been here on and off for years and now been on for a string of 2 months since Ch5 release. How do you have thread friends? Do people really spend years here? What happened to Krabs poster? I kinda want thread friends now....
>>577947782Bobblehead ass bitch
asriel still listens to three days gracekris still listens to xxxtentancionthough from different generations, they’re still brothers
>>577948131Ironic coming from a funko pop tenna poster
>>577948110Newfag
Human Queen would probably be BALD
>>577948110Krabs made it a little over 2000 days.Someone tried to copy his day counting bit with an image of the annoying dog and eventually gave up.
>>577948389ooc. susie doesn't hate femininity, she has no hang ups over it. she just hates childish things and doesnt like being vulnerable
He's coming home...
>>577947782TV is based.
susie refer to hometown's currency as "light dollars" to differentiate it from the USD that her dad sells his deltarune for
>>577948562fuck yeah boy fucking sad goats
>>577948563>>577947782Now I don't know who to believe
>>577949131TV is based for sucking dick, that's the intended message I believe.
>Chris Hansen reads Dess chat logs to her>"So, what did you mean when you said that you want to shove a nailed bat up Kris' rectum as they whimper like a puppy?"
>>577944837close enough sure, thats what im gonna do
>>577948562she's coming home..
tv lostflower lostold man lostspam mail won
https://x.com/KeepSayinItKris/status/2089723545676890501
>>577949557
niggas will say kris bring non binary is so important and rape you for using he/him or she/her, and then draw them as a woman
>>577950225nonbinary = self hating foid/self hating moid
>>577950225dipshits will imply kris is a they/them and signtap the wiki article with the gazillion citations, but ship them with ralsei because they are gay and feel represented with kralsei.kruselle makes a yurifag's blood boil until they make kris wear cute dresses and suddenly the rape fanfiction is a-okay and canon.
nonbinary = kris knowing is in a video game and trying to bug it
>One day, Noelle is feeling really sad.>"Boo hoo! I am sad and depressed even though I am rich, I am popular at school, all the ladies want me, and I don't have to work a day in my life since my mom is loaded! Boo hoo!">Pizzapants, who is nearby, hears this and looses it, he's shouting at the top of his voice, saying she should be grateful for what she has and she's just faking being sad for attention and her sadness will always be fake since she'll never understand what it is to be like the little guy who has nothing.>This scares Noelle, who runs away scared. She flees to her home in tears.>The next day, Pizzapants is fired from his job. He is later beaten by the cops and thrown in Jail for weed possession.
Kris is the result of a manufacturing error in the meat factory and has XZ chromosomes
>>577950225yeah kris art is funny for that reason
>>577950225>woman is when dress
>>577950761finally a torture device for lillt pippshits.
>>577939280The worst types of femboy chasers are the ones who instantly become homophobic when a slightly more masculine guy crossdresses. That being said idrc otherwise. It's clearly a thing far removed from actual queer culture and most of 'em aren't trying to barge into gay spaces. It's like how fujos aren't trying to do gay activism they just wanna goon in their own little corner.
yea scissor little nonbinaries
>>577950996
>>577939280>fetishistic interestAren't Deltarune characters write to arouse that?
>>577950761Is this fyetish?
>>577950225thats because Toby only draws they/them Kris as a man
>>577949672NEO never loses, after all.
>>577951047I don't think fujos have tried to barge into gay spaces, it's always been their own thing separate from whatever the faggots are doingThey've occasionally gotten moralfagged for it too
>>577950775its more like you can see the breasts there and it's very obviously the artist drawing a woman and thinking of a woman but calling it a they/them
>>577950225non-binary people can wear dresses and they often do in real life!this is a really stupid point and only shows your own lack of real world experience.
>>577950996he has dumb outfits he prefers to wearhes very clearly not happy about this
>>577950225why does susie have lancer inbetween her tits
>>577951558Just because someone has breasts it doesn't mean they're a woman. Do you think non-binary people are made in a lab with no gender identifiers?
>>577951547the fujos that troon out are obsessed with barging into gay spaces but the others are fine
>>577951746Unironically people here think being non-binary is about being sexless
>>577951219Kris' identity issues are so bad they have 3 different selfships
>>577951746>t. thinks men can get pregnant
>>577951746if you are afab, you are a woman. it's just that simple. i thought the initial post was commenting on the fandom's ultimate binary gendering of kris (in all porn kris is either male or female, and in all sfw art you can kind of just tell if the author is thinking of a man or a woman when drawing) while insisting he/she is actually some mystical non gender
are you really gay/straight if you never had sex?
>>577950775>man is when jeans
Genderwars during my lunchbreak. UTG has fallen...
>>577952151all virgins are bisexual until proven otherwise
>>577951591kek retard
>>577951879THEY CAN'T???????>weeping in agony
>>577950775woman is when dessman is when sans
You haven't gamed if you never played NES games on a bootleg gameboy advance cartridge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0BnMhVd-RE
>>577952250Genderwars is when moid vs foid, this is something else but equally as retarded
>>577952092>while insisting he/she is actually some mystical non genderYou know that's not what people actually argue right? If you do you have fundamentally misunderstood the Kris gender arguments and you probably shouldn't be here because school is back in session little bud.
>>577951347plapped and burped
>>577952275wouldn’t it be asexual?
>>577950452the kriselle part of the fandom seems split between those who want it to be a criticism of heteronormative relationships and dynamics (it isn’t and that’s boring but anyway) and those who want it to be heckin doomed yurislop
>>577952151if I show you a picture of a big juicy dick with precum dripping out of it and you get aroused, well that has implications Said Spamton without his annoying text quirk
>>577951547>>577951772its almost like gay people are about to learn a lesson but that would mean they are not as inclusive anymore and not being as inclusive would mean they don't get to have to reach in terms of propaganda anymore.
>>577934736Check the whiteboard
>>577952443doesn't non-binary mean they believe they exist beyond the frameworks of male and female
The shadow mantle holder is one of my favorite characters
>>577952526ESL kraut bubble
>>577952436>pippinstennafujo is pedantic and retarded fork found in kitchen
>>577952705It's because of the porn.
>>577952509>HETERONORMATIVITYare them fuckers really this mentally unwell that they cope about heteros being the unnormal ones?kriselle is what faggots would be in the right to call "toxic" if they are 12 years old and "dysfunctional" if they are adults.noelle has moved on from what she ones was, she dangles the past in front of kris and treats kris like shit.noelle has little interest in what they once had while nostalgia-baiting the shit out of kris just to drive the knife deeper in.
>>577952705everybody is saying this!!!!!
>>577952705They have a name: ERAM
instead of discussing gender and sexuality for the 900th time, instead post pictures of UT/DR girls in bikinisor boys
>>577952790I have never fapped to them. I like the cute loli design but I haven't really felt the urge to fap to it.
>>577952869>>HETERONORMATIVITY>are them fuckers really this mentally unwell that they cope about heteros being the unnormal ones?that's literally not what that means, no
>>577952869shut up faggot. i’m not even reading this post, try to engage in a discussion without your avatar next time. HID
he told me that the fave of my dreamswould be promised and someday be minehe told me that my gimmick would growlike the grapes that grow in the vine
Oh yeah speaking of UT/DR pedos does anyone have a QRD on Kraut saving child Ariel getting molested by Toriel and black guys to his hard drive?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/379780953/#379790868https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/408461507/#408512086https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/414637009/#414663315
>>577953006he will never address this or will reply with some nonsensical esl word salad that doesn't actually answer anything
>>577952924
>>577946190fave would probably rape me in the absence-of-a-no way
Guys we should help Kraut find a girlfriend. it's an anomaly this gigachad doesn't have one. so who wants to help out?
>>577953274good enough
>>577953118they just get madder if i do.the people that chat up kids on discord really think i'm one of them.>>577952949you wouldn't need to say "normativity" in addition to "hetero" if you implied that its not the base state.some bros are just not set to factory settings.
ralsei butt
>>577953314femanon would rape him if she knew where he is
*AHEM*I've come to make an announcement. Everyone ITT is nonbinary. We've all got some of the opposite gender within us. Notice how some women love gross things. They've got a bit of a man in them. Similarly, some men here are so full of faggy emotions, almost like they've got a bit of a woman in them. Here on the internet, where we can't freely pull each other's pants down, we decide the other person's sex based on their posting style. Anonymous is a nonbinary icon!So really, being nonbinary isn't special. In fact the term is meaningless. Kris's pronouns are ANY and you know it.
>>577953330total rory love
>>577953458femanon can catch these hands
Are there any people still pushing the dumb "weird route is about enforcing toxic trad gender role dynamics by making the female white mage healer subservient support to the male knight" interpretation after chapter 5?
*cums all over your thread*
>>577953581if being nonbinary is meaningless then why do people insist its real and not just made up bullshit, said politics bear to carol
>>577953387What if Ralsei was groaning and panting from laying lots of Ralsei eggs?
fave just posted a suggestion thread to the paradox forums for one of their strategy games that fave likes :Dfave has no idea if the people will find their OP post to be overly complicated or intriguing, fave is just gonna have to wait and see.
>>577953314Put him with your ex
>>577953707To feel special.
*strokes my big fat belly*DRAW MORE THINGS IN THE CUTE CORNER NOW!BURRRRRRRRRRP
>>577953750Use the official discord, I play age of wonders (fantasy 4x, better than civ 5) and it's the most active. if you want dorp it on both. works better cheerio>>577953808which one?
>>577953634some people are stupid and wrong, yes
>>577953808He was never actually dating that autistic furry from devintart, the whole point of that sad story was that he failed entirely and sperged out on her artistic ability and calling her a narcissist while bragging about his own AI generated stories about dragons and asking his mom for advice.
>>577953634yes those retards still somehow exist. 4 alone should have made it obvious that this wasn’t the case but we all know how illiterate people are
even when the general is dead, people still argue about meaningless culture war
>>577953973Where?
>>577953876>ralsei about to give you the single most intense paw-bean-job of your life
>>577954049idk if this is true or not but either way the idea that someone read through all that garbage is very sad
>struggle with going to the gym at a consistent level>put Flower Man on my playlist>have gone to the gym every day since>can now lift more than I have beforeThe Flowers dream is real
>>577951547Only fujos who give off red flags are RPF shippers, that shit needs to die off yesterday. That aside, most fujos I know tend to be chill about gay people IRL and don't really fetishize gay men. They just see BL as like, escapism and stuff. Sleeping Dead by Asada Nemui is peak btw
>>577953634No because Chapter 5 confirmed that baby Noelle enforced toxic trad gender role dynamics by imitating the adults in her life
>>577953987Your most intense one, Kraut is a freak.
>>577954069on da whiteboard :)
>>577954159Before he cried to the youtube channel owner to make it private someone had done a reading of it while tearing him apart and generally laughing at how profoundly delusional he obviously is.
>>577954081kino
>>577954187>escapism through gay menChapter 6...
>>577954168Queer
>>5779543855*
Suselle is the most social conformed ship.Susie and Noelle feel really ok with their festival roles.This doesn't happen with Krusie and Kriselle.
>>577954081toby please let titansei be real and please let him be this pretty please pleaseeee
>>577953750Unironically I hope it does well. I made a long suggestion in the Vermintide 2 beta days that got read and implimented. Kinda crazy feeling honestly. Also did beta testing for an indie game once and had a similar suggestion get implimented. I wanna reach out to more gaming projects and get involved. Like really involved. I don't know what steps to take to do that sorta thing. I hope your post does good and makes you wanna contribute more to your favorite games!!!
>>577954385>>577954497Kris wanted Asgore to be gay and leave his family behind. That's why they did nothing when the Knight kidnapped his straggot ass.
Which one-a u fellers is the real Dirty Fave?
>>577954672That star told me that Ralsei will remain kissless
super mario bros will have a tas tied speedrun before deltarune is completed
bing bing wahoo will suckle and knuckle before deltarelta jumps a nelta
>>577954529Oh man, Titan Ralsei, Knight Kris, Dragon Susie, we really have wonderful possibilitiy of any of the 3 core characters turning evil... this shit is like pure kino fun fan speculation.
>>577954310Added
remember when chapter 5 release? i remember. good times...., good times.
>>577954635>I hope it does wellthank you fren :D>Vermintide 2dude i have like hundreds of hours in that game, i love that shit.>I wanna reach out to more gaming projects and get involvedhope that dream comes true my dude :)>I hope your post does good and makes you wanna contribute more to your favorite games!!!thanka yu !!! :D :D :D <3 <3 <3
Pretty dress
>>577954925Chapter 5 will be remembered fondly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w55JVwZdjtA
i'm just playing mc-fucking valheim.
Heh, it's my labubu!
What was your biggest wish for chapter 5 that didn't end up happening. For me it's>Kris taking Carol to the festival
remember when undertale released last week?
FLASHBANG, OUT!>Takes cover
>>577955184>Kris taking Carol to the festivalPlease elaborate on this wish of yours?
>>577955074Think we can schedule like a game night with some anons from this board now that many of the tourists have gone?
>>577955184i was expecting Mettaton to possess Tenna, but we got some hints with the mad ghost that this will happen later, so i'm not mad about it
>>577955184>spoilersurely you didn't think that was actually going to happen
Making femanons cry by raping their fathers
>>577955221yeah i just got my first job im so excited for life and living and my future and stuff its great
>>577954918cute!!
>>577955319don't count me into that.
>>577954914deltarune is betrayalcore media it's for the true traitorheads
>>577955184festival themed dark world and some tender bittersweet character interactions that hammered in the world we might lose to the roaring. i hated the flowers and the weebshit so much
making tenna cry by taping his donettes shut
I don't care about "Deltarune casual player" discourse because a casual UTDR player is STILL someone who pays attention to the story and looks for secrets. They just take like 1 week to complete a chapter instead of taking PTO to dedicate an entire day to playing it and they aren't too deep into schizotheories. Anyone going "who's Dess?" by ch4 is straight up not playing the game properly and deserves to be left hanging.
>>577954253That'd be the literal schizophrenic, Kraut doesn't deserve it. k second one, let's call her ''Dess''>Pale skinned sun hating punk/goth>Was diddled by dad as a kid>Mother let it happen>Grew up in nigger infested US city>Bad policing>Central US idk what city or state anymore>Tomboy>Mechanic>Told me she wants to press the soft spot on baby heads to kill them>Told me she bought an AK and restored full auto on it>Always had pistol on hand>Hoped burglar came by so she can shoot them and taste their flesh>Teen hid in her back yard during hide and seek>She shot him once >No permanent damage>Stole electronics and trading cards in bulk due bad policing>Exit store same time as nigger>Security goes after nigger>Laveyan satanist>Bloods, crips and pyrus in her city>Really into bats and purple colored things for some reason>Had simps fight over her hand>I won>Wanted to come over as my family is rich>Dad said no>''You are not dishonoring the family by fucking a hoodlum'' >Few years later broke up with me for being a self righteous and mean douchebag for some reason>Recently be talking /w her as friend>Has mellowed out a ton since the 12 years I've first met herwould or not would?Look girls like Dess are like hot rods, yeah it's fucking cool and awesome to have such a race monster but it's not good for your longevity. Kraut seems unbothered by that, but I just want a more mommy dom woman. I can give him her socials if he wants. just make a dummy email krautski and I'll mail it.
>>577955298>>577955364Kris takes Carol to the festival. Fleshing out Carol as a character. Have to distract Carol from seeing Susie. Possibly involving a scene where Kris removes the soul and we get to explore the festival a bit as the soul on its own and listen in on Carol's secret plan.
>>577955584it's like some sort of *ice-e inflatable*....
>>577955449chapter 2 was already festival themed.
>>577955184My only wishes were for Tenna to have more dialogue and for the chapter to be fun, both of those were met so I have nothing to complain about
>>577955425*counts you cutely* teehee
my most controversial theory is that there will be a chapter 8
my most controversial theory is that kressel is the endgame
>>577955687Ohhh, that's kinda plausible, I now share your disappointment on what didn't happen.
>>577955390haha anon you are raping my father
my most controversial theory is that 7B will be the best chapter in all of Deltarune
>>577955538What is a donette
>>577955732
>>577955886hostess brand mini donuts that come in big bags
>>577955184Biggest wish was following up on Chapter 4 instead of the whiplash chapter we gotNot that important, but I wished we got to see some of the festival Darkners who bullied Jackenstein. I for sure though that was going to be foreshadowing
My most controversial theory is the casuals understand the game better than the the average person in the fandom.
My most controversial theory is that Papyrus is Dess
>>577955821Toby wears his inspiration on his sleeve. Live A Live has a secret 8th. Toby had directly talked about Live A Live in interviews. If I had to bet I'd say yes.
A point against asriel knight is that in undertale asriel chickened out of chara's plan and didn't massacre humans after reaching the surface.asriel is too cowardly for being the knight. He only did bad flowey stuff after doing good runs over and over again as flowey and reseting with his determination, before we arrived at start of undertale.
>>577956078I'm pretty retarded despite being super into the game which means I understand the game the most out of everyone.
>>577955687I can’t imagine why a grown mayor would want a teen to take her to her own festival, but I agree it’s weird to introduce Carol one chapter and then completely blank on her in the next.
My most controversial theory is that these people are violent scum.They can never be reached with words, they live to hate. The devils advocate flows in their blood, and they will kill millions just to be recognized as Evil. There is no peaceful solution to be had with these monsters, no compromise, no going back to the way things were. These people are ruthless, heartless. They will hunt you down, and will not stop, until you are dead.said Chara
he's not gonna make an 8th chapter because if he did the game would never ever come out
It's kind of crazy that Chapter 7 might be the size of Undertale since 7b clearly has unique bosses and maps completely different from a normal chapter 7
>>577955687do you even play the game because there's no way any of this would have happened
>>577956246I agree but you could argue that Asriel is the unused person and being stuck in dark world hell for years probably doesn't do wonders for your morality
he's gonna make an 8th chapter because if he did the game would never ever come out
>>577956246>He only did bad flowey stuff after doing good runs over and over again as flowey and reseting with his determinationHe did bad stuff because he was a living being without a soul so he couldn't feel love. The game makes that pretty clear.
>>5779563437b is the 8th chapter
>>577956312the worst part is that they don’t want to be evil. they want you to view their actions as good, and seek justifications for their cruelty and stupidity
>>577955821We had The Sullivers Sams foreshadowing this in the background and now with Chapter 5 whose secret boss is a Kris & Soul parallel. It's obvious!! It's gonna happen!!!
I think Dess is the Knight
fuck kris carol should have taken (you) to the festival
>>577956440>he fell for Flowey's lies
>>577955184Noelle introduction to dws chapter 5 flower king.no weird route dw so no need to make additional noelle sprites for itFlowery could have revealed to noelle that Susie was lying to her the whole time.bad setup character driven chapter
>>577956593Interesting but we all know Dess is at college
>>577956623I don't care about Carol..
>>577956312Who the fuck is this about
Fave's goin to the Green Dimension!That'll make em happy!
>>577956246>>577956440This literally doesn't matter because Flowey isn't Asriel anymore
>>577956587this is one of those things that while completely unintended will lead to a scene where If you die to the Knight rematch too often a little Flowery Junior will start to grow that slows down its attacks while also making fun of you.
>>577955719no it wasn't retard
>>577956793I'm going to actually kill Toby if that happens. Send a bomb to his house. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>577952869I get mixed signals from the game about this. I see where you're coming from, but Noelle through the entire game plays as one being dragged around events. There is alot of thoughts Noelle has that seem fond of Kris before we have reason to think she knows we can read her thoughts. Weird 5 doesn't clear it up as much, either, yes she goes over the edge but it wasn't so easy for her, she went on her knees over some king of Snowgrave, instead of a "and I'd do it again"...bit I still see where you're coming from, so this is usually the point where I say Toby is a hack until something compelling arrives
>>577955684I thought you cared about Kraut
>>577956872what does this post say
I wanna like Weird Route, I really do, but it also skips Flowery, so I can't
>>577956784>Flowey isn't Asriel anymoreFlowery is Asriel without a soul.
>>577956746inshallah you will be reeducated
>>577956904Kraut has been insulting him openly for a while now.
>>577956784In undertale, pre flowey asriel went to surface planning to kill humans, harvest souls and break the barrierHe backs out of plan while on surface and dies because he is too kind. The same soul trait assigned to him by asgore in chapter 5 final silhouette scene. Turns into flowey because determination experimentsnow can reset time lines like we do.flowey is a player parralel. He used to do pacifist runs over and over.he gets bored and starts doing genocide runs, like how players do. theofore, he became evil due to abusing his power of resetting timeliness and becoming bored of being good
>>577957117No that's Flowey
Flowey is Asriel utterly mindbroken from being fucking killed violently by an angry mob.Him being soulless is probably him just not understanding what he's feeling and extrapolating off of what Alphys said about flowers not having souls.
>>577956872noelle is very clearly the "damsel in distress" and despite being clothed in white robes (signifying purity) she is easily the most degenerate thing out there.the entire lesson about noelle is about helplessness, she is a victim of destiny too meek to change even the slightest thing.this is highlightedin ch5's lake scene.now, apparently the worst thing you can do is show her that she can defy fate, that you hold the key to the confines because then noelle won't have to be "noelle, doing noelle-things" anymore.she is not just a little depressed, she is the meekest soon-to-be closed casket burial in recent history and you gave her hope in the weird route.>be woman>become self aware>kill yourself
>>577956246What if he became the villain so no one else has to be?
>>577956587The thing I hate most about this video is while this has been discussed for weeks he claims that he noticed it himself. I mean he might have but it smells like bullshit. Makes me suspicious of him which instantly makes me feel like he's arguing in bad faith even if he's not.
>>577956793>Little fucker keeps growing more smug as attempts go on>tosses out healing pellets in the middle of difficult attack patterns, often in bad spots> slows down some attacks sometimes but only just enough to fuck with your timing>everytime you get hit he goes "Nonono!" in a chipmunk voice>Toby adds in an option to remove him 2 weeks after you beat him already
>>577957353this is possibly the most incorrect read i've read thus far of noelle's arc. your mind must be a prison, please try to save yourself
Fish I wish
>>577957373People do this shit all the time especially in the Deltarune community and it pisses me off. Just fucking admit you saw some tweets or something or wherever you actually saw the info first.
checked tumblr on a whim and download 53 new erams... life is so beautiful...
>>577957556you're welcome.
>>577957724but then they'll know I'm just reading twitter threads at the audience for 20 minutes and the jig will be up
Does fave swallow?
>>577957742This is how Friend Inside Me can still winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqzVHpHxCzo
>>577957838i'm so ralselle pilled that i thought this was them
deltarune chasptet 6 will be sonn be released
>>577957850How would he be able to eat otherwise?
stupid fucking fabric that i hate (affectionate)
>>577957845Well that's why you add your own analysis so your viewer who's already read the tweet has a reason to watch.
>>577957309>Him being soulless is probablyWhy do people always say “probably” and then treat it like fact What do they think the writer actually intended
>>577957309This, Asriel/Flowey is also imo pretty clearly a metaphor for a child feeling incapable of love after being traumatized. He's still the same person after the event, (even if one could say he's technically a clone because of how he got revived) no matter how much he's changed from that.
Any Bald Vessel chads?
>>577958071But I don't HAVE my own analysis, that's EFFORT and the point was to not put in any effort!
Gee Sora, would you rather have a tiny soulless clone of Asriel or me to kiss?
>>577958141And yet Toby wants us to forgive Chara for making Asriel go through it all....
>>577958215All the best self-inserts are bald so it’s only natural
>>577958310You, Goofy.
>>577957794Facts
>make the vessel bald>gonna be bald by the time the full game comes outToby, you fucking genius... I kneel...
>>577958362I'd know you'd pick me.You little slut.>slaps your ass
>>577958402Everyday im scared of going bald
>>577958484Aren't there things you can take to not go bald? Has your dad or a relative gone bald?
>>577958372evil thing make my heart happy
I look like this
>>577958321Asriel himself forgave Chara because he knows it was his own choice.
>>577956831>"Data", little icon like creatures who march onwards with unknown purpose. they take part in the festival.https://toby.fangamer.com/interviews/chapter2_concept/go fuck yourself you fucking idiot
>>577958215Reporting for duty>>577958321I mean, Chara wasn't intending for Asriel to be killed by a village, reincarnated as a limbless flower via fucked up determination experiments and be trapped in a groundhog day scenario, they were just intending for him to become a killer. Might as well blame Alphys while you're at it.It's not like you have to forgive them. I think there's that option at the end to forgive Asriel or not because you can want him and all the other characters to fuck off, what matters is getting them the best possible ending so they and the rest of monsterkind can move on.
>>577957309Flowey cannot comprehend or feel emotions. He mimics them fine for the most part but when he says he can't feel joy or happiness he's being genuine. The climax of the true ending is resolved by Frisk's determination drawing out the love and memories of all the monsters they befriended on their journey and drawing out the sadness, regret and remorse for his actions that Asriel could not feel as Flowey. Asriel fears becoming Flowey about because he knows he will not have that humanity anymore although the true reset conversation and alarm clock dialogue imply Flowey has been changed by those events he still cannot "feel"
I headcanon that Kris has Swyer Syndrome and nobody could decide if that made male because of XY chromosomes or female due to being assumed-female at birth and female-socialized. So they agreed on Kris being an inbetween genderthingbtw it should be unethical to pressure intersex people into getting surgeries they don't want just so they conform to the gender binary.
>>577958627hereditary baldness can’t be cured by anything but surgery. you can slow it down but it can’t be stopped
>>577956587>>577957373>>577957724>>577957845>>577958071>>577958297as i've said a few threads back, these video essays really are just egotistical maniacs using the format to get pilled up tween e-slaves to suck them off rather than do any sincere analysis.
why is thread talking about hereditary alopeica now?
>>577958973yawned and scratched my ass
Catti and Susie could be good friends. I hope Catti gets over her jealousy and Susie apologizes and Catti forgives. Goth plus Tomboy is a great feminine friendship.
>>577958868unrelated but i really love toby's mspaint art it's so good
>>577958476>slaps your belly
You right now have to make a Youtube theory video and you have the video making skills to do it. What will you make?
>>577959147
>>577958963secondary coded post
>>577959143Yes oh wonderful anon that's right about everything, I agree completely. Anyone else that doesn't agree with you are retarded, they have to be
>>577958963Primary coded post.
>>577959395A comprehensive overview of all of the evidence for Dess grooming Kris.
>>577959462Secondary behavior is making random shit up for Flowey instead of using the game’s own text
>>577959395>and you have the video making skills to do itNon-slideshow Titan Kris theory... Here I come...
>>577959395Deltarune is not Undertale 2: an Undertale 2 retrospective
>>577959395Comprehensive analysis of the MANTLE minigames but done correctly instead of that horrible fucking Roots Theory video that tries to slot non-existent connections into the boards
>>577959395something small about ralsei. and that he's a black mage pretending to be a white mage
>>577959395"Toby just confirmed the Knight is Chara (who is the VESSEL)! and what it really means for Dess Knight!"
>>577959234Catti has never witnessed Susie is being a nice person. As far as she's concerned Susie is the same asshole she was at the start of the game. I think the onus is on Susie to demonstrate she's changed as a person.
>>577940975I really do wonder if they'll ever make a point of your vessel's name or not, because if you made it the same as your own name that destroys a lot of themes it could be trying to push. Like if the vessel is it's own person now but you gave it your name you just, have to know who they're talking about? And by giving it your name you state your intent pretty clearly that you dont want to take over anyone's lives, you just want your own life. Does it cast away your name and make its own? That would be hypocritical because now the vessel gets to choose who they are in this world but you are supposed to feel bad for doing the exact same thingThe easy answer is the names will never matter because Toby is deathly afraid of having to alter his story so any variables we can make just get thrown out of the equation all together
>>577959404given how fat /utg/ is, a salad is probably the one thing they need the most.no, without dressing.you will eat your iceberg lettuce with mfcuking arugula (rocket), tomatoes, cucumber and maybe some radiches for some kick.you will eat my food's food and you will like it until you are approachable or fit through doorframes.
>>577959395Jockington Catti FRIEND theory v2.0
>>577959395You, the viewer, are gay? An in-depth analysis of that time you got molested in the back storage room at target and went home and played undertale to block it out.
>>577959395Third entity = Chara theory The thumbnail has big tits Chara art
>>577960013i've seen what german salads look like and they involve a lot of pickles and preserved meat.
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now, cya>>577960013>iceberg lettucelettuce begin
>>577960013how do we know you aren't fat yourself, dude? post your belly
I’m taking a shit right now and I’ll probably wipe in two minutes
>>577960013i’m not fat
>>577959395Kris = Oersted.Here since you're a YTber fishing for content ideas...>Toby plainly takes good ideas from his inspiration.>Toby sated Live A Live's been inspiration before, particularly the Middle Ages chapter where you play as the knight Oersted.>Dark Lord in Live A Live is revealed to be a fraud.>Oersted falls from grace and cannot prove his innocence. >Oersted discards his old name and becomes the new Dark Lord.>Kris is going to do this to be the New Knight.Someone might have already made that video but it's something myself and many others have guessed for awhile now.
>>577960221Good night! :)
>>577960221Goodnight goatbro.
>>577960269>WipingSave bricked
>>577960305I'm not a Youtuber fishing for ideas. I'm an Anon fishing for (You)s. God I wish I could make video essays.
>>577959395I'd make a video on how the main trio of lightners are all subconsciously aware of the years between chapters and that this explains why their characters develop at rapid rates despite the story only taking place over 5 days so far.
>>577960454Dess you're 10 foot 20, just reach up and grab them off the roof
>>577960379I made one back in '21 after some guy recommended me to play Soul Nomad & The World Eater if I liked the WR. Made a whole video about playing as Evil. Not morally grey. Not catch22s. Not 'hero to some, villain to others.' Just Evil. Captial E. Got like 500 views. Some people liked the video. Took me like a month to script, record, and edit. Then I made a shitpost in 1 day and it got 5000 views. Essay was still more fun though.
>>577953634If Kris's dark world color palette was mostly pink with only their cape and sword being blue, then this interpretation would have never existed since it's entirely based on aesthetics over text and gameplay
>>577960753hey i know the feeling bud, a project that took me around 2 weeks to finish got like 50 views and a shitpost that took me 5 minutes got 21k likes alone while being reposted by someone else. it happens
Is this Carol after or before Noelle and Dess?
>>577960920BeforeAfter Carol has hyper tits
why doesnt carol just kill them all?
>>577960920This is Carol before pinning me down and extracting my semen. (I'm Rudy) (So I guess before Dess)
>>577960920definitely before Carol's breasts are full of baby milk now
The Flowey talk has me reading some Undertale analysis from years ago and it's taking me back
>>577959395I'm not a fan of Human Dess theory but I am a fan of the theory that Dess didn't have Antlers like the rest of her family and that was a visual indicator that she didn't fit in. She wears fake, blue antlers because Carol forces her to conform to the family dynamic. Kris is allowed to be themselves, but are unhappy because they don't fit in. Carol is unhappy, because she is forced to fit in. I eat ass
>>577960920You can see in your pic that she has a C-section scar
Fact: Susie's favorite platformer is Tak and the Power of Juju
>>577960379You should still make them. Audacity to record your voice. Make it bad first. You don't need to make it good just get your mind into a sharable format. Few will view it but if you keep making somewhere along the way people will care and you'll figure out the details video by video.
>>577961196*Dess is unhappyholy fucking crap lois
>>577960162if you refer to salads with mayo, then those are usually a bread topping similar to a budapest salad.its not like germans dont know what a salad is.
white bitch snowgrave
>>577961292That's from when she gave birth to Martinmas Holiday.
>>577961292Oh shit. You are right.That makes it even hotter.
Forgot I had tuna pasta in the fridge for a couple hours too long and now all the moisture is frozen.
>>577961569what does this pic mean
i love mew mew
>>577961569Kris is the most rapeable, for obvious reasons.
My next video is gonna be about Kris and just rambling about all the cool potential arcs they could have. Try and time capsule this era before "speculation" becomes solely "fanfiction"
>>577956831>Ferris wheel>Teacup rides>Roller coasters>Tunnel of love>Fireworks and balloons>Ball-throwing game booth with prizesIt has more festival stuff than the real festival
If Asriel is the biological son of Asgore and Toriel it means Asgore must have creampied Toriel's pussy. Why didn't Toby think of the implications?
In Chapter 6, in December's room in the dark world, star.ogg might play
>>577961650ralsei is somehow giving the dialogue prompt so saying me can either result in answering ralsei or answering literally "me" which is an invitation to get raped
>>577961913Toby pukes every day about the concept of a man and a woman having sex
uhhhhhhhhwhat's a utdr track you think is underrated?
>>577961986I think Ralsei asked the question and assumed that Kris would answer him, but Kris is actually thinking about themself and Susie being raped.
>>577962040toby is so heterosexual that the only boy you can have the blatantly male lead romance looks like a girl
Notice how Sethfags disappeared along with the tourists?And SETH was supposed to be about perseverance!!!
>>577962147I like Glaceir
>>577962147Metal Crusher. Everytime I hear that song it gets stuck in my head for the rest of the day. It's so freaking catch but it sounds are so harsh.
>>577962167Berdly looks like a girl to you?
>NOTHING on the anchorIt's grim
>>577962147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na3jrbUrL6g
>>577962356and dare I say... telly
>>577962213ugly seth concept art decimated sethfags and i am happy
>>577962213People tend to admire what they don't have.
>>577962359Weird how this made it onto the OST and not Nagasagy Kikky Park
>>577960147Based.
>>577954276Why is he instagram
>>577962213>associated with berdly >the most chopped concept art in all of deltarune It was over before it started for sethfags.
>>577959970>Like if the vessel is it's own person nowWhy would the vessel be Kris 2: Gray Kris without any of the backstory that makes Kris a compelling character when it could just be a vessel?
>>577962213Aqua and Asriel are sexier
What's the lore significance of Catti's obesity?
>>577962356summer’s ending, it’s time for me to be college’s leashed bitch again
>>577962867It makes the Angel's (Me) dick hard>>577962917Yeah, I'm going back in a little bit too... Grim yet grimmer......
oh, my full name? it's sans cattenheimer
>>577962867Visual indicator that she's an irrelevant gag character
>>577962867She is going to eat the prophecy
>>577962867The grocery store used to put oreo ice cream sandwiches on sale often. When sans bought the store he put a stop to that because he’s EVIL
>>577963002Let’s draw fave on our paper handouts… together.
Notice how Tennafags disappeared along with the chapter 5?And TENNA was supposed to be about TV!!!
>>577962867In Chapter 6 Catti dies of a heart attack due to having to walk around during the festival and they use her as Rudy's hospital bed while he's in a coma
>>577962147Knock You Down!! is so fucking cool in the moment and the extended version for Lightners Live kicks ass
>>577963428The internet killed the television star.....
Good night, anons. have a lovely day!
What is Gaster?
>>577963660A miserable little pile of secrets!
>>577962867There's something important on the front of her t-shirt and her body needs to be large enough to show it clearly.
>>577963660My gay best friend
>>577963650goat bote
>>577962147i love h.ogg!
>>577963650gote shote
what kind of inappropriate dance....?
>>577962867Because when >COLD WATER FELL FROM THE SKY Only ice element monsters and those with enough blubber to survive the sub-zero temperatures will remain.
>>577963760this but unironically
>>577963964
>>577963964Twerking. The era. The kinda girl she is.
>>577962867She is a "Fat Cat".Meaning she is part of the degenerate upper class.
Ok I get why I can't call kris a him, but why are people doing that exact same thing with ralsei and calling them a her due to some people's random headcanon?
I'm feeling more autistic than usual today
>>577964252But her family are poor
>>577964295Kris is a boy so call him that if you please. HIDING this post, btwthobeit
>>577964295They are hypocrites.
>>577964391yeah I could smell your pheromones
>>577964295Nobody should realistically care how others choose to gender fictional character it's just that a lot of people on both sides use pronouns to push their own agenda and argue in bad faith. I don't want anyone saying X side is worse because everyone's equally insufferable about this.
Project all of your feelings onto KrisKris doesn't deserve your consent for anything
>>577964295This should be a goomba fallacy situation but no they’re actually like that
>>577964295if it adds to lgbt themes it's good if it takes away from lgbt themes it's bad please write this down it'll be on the test
>>577964295is tralsei shit still ongoing
>>577962697I'm trying to group together the theories I've heard for the vessel, stuff like how itll come back as its own person or how Kris is actually the Vessel after being colored in with care, because the fact you can directly tell the game "I just want to be me, thats it" by making both names the same would run completely counter to the themes of those ideas
>>577964627Be careful, that fence post you've been sitting on might go in your ass seeing as how you're straddling on it so much.
>>577958973the vast majority of intersex people are straight and cis and probably don't want their medical condition included in your headcanon stimmies
If you call Kris a boy, you have to call Ralsei a girl. If you call Kris nb, you have to call Ralsei a boy, maybe genderqueer if you wanna be bold. These are the rules and if you break them you will be muted IRL for 3 hours.
>>577964571
>>577964850>lgbt just *t and any story that has these themes is not a story worth interacting with. toby fox doesnt care about gender as a plot point, and this is why dr/ut are good
>>577964976What if I call Kris a girl
>>577965168>toby fox doesnt care about gender as a plot pointBro? Your King/Queen festival?
i think wd gassy is going to be the final boss
>>577964534SuigiGOD...
>>577965213Then Ralsei is uhh...Seth
>>577964884The foreshadowing that's actually in the game points to the vessel being a lifeless object that gets possessed by a villain like the discarded NEO body. That's more important than poorly thought out theories like Kressel.
>>577965257SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
>>577964295Because there's a logical inconsistency at the core of it many are willing to overlook for the sake of good feelings.Anyone that openly points that out will get outed from the group. I don't really believe the gender ideology and such but being around people that did never bothered me. Yet me not "buying it" has been a consistently huge problem for my friendships, even when I really like them as people.I suppose it's fair, they don't *have* to like me or anything, but I won't change my mind just to be accepted. And if I did, I would be lying anyway so would they really be my friend at that point? Even if they hate me for it my friends deserve to know where I stand. Some of them are chill as hell though and don't really care if I "get it." I like those guys.
>>577965293Why does Mew Mew get to be her own character and the vessel doesn't?
>>577965252that was just kris teasing noelle probably, but it proves my point >the only time characters are confused about who should be who or place any importance on which is king or queen aka gender is when they’re young and dumb enough to misspell their ballots
>>577965441Because she's a darkner.
>>577965252You mean the contest where Jockington won both King and Queen?
>>577964884The main theory I have is that the Knight is using the discarded VESSEL for its powers.Couple of things:>Vessel was made in the Depths, i.e., pure darkness. Vessel is likely a darkner>Knight seems to be a mix of Lightner (It can exist in the light world and move) and a darkner (it gives a shadow crystal when defeated, can change shape, etc)
My Most controversial theory is that Ch. 6 will be a Light world only Homestuck Act 1-esque overly convoluted sequence of trying to get into the shelter through elaborate means, with even more elaborate distractions and interruptions, padded to the brim with intellectually profound but ultimately vague and irrelevant naration that leads nowhere, until we finally get a into the shelter with an immediate cliffhanger and a tease of Kriselle Amalgam Knight
i will go jerk off if you don't become interesting
>>577965441Mew Mew is a pre-existing character being used as a vessel, like Kris, and the NEO body is an object made to be someone's vessel, like the vessel. One of them is just a vessel and the other one is her own person.
>>577965801Are you not jerking off while you post?
>>577965801don't get us involved in your sexual roleplay kraut
>>577965780>ultimately vague and irrelevantYeah, that sounds like Deltarune all right.
>>577965624What happened to Jockington and Catti always being partners there? Is Catti so ugly she'll drag down the ticket?
>>577965801Which ship would unironically have 10 children like picrel?
>>577965780I hope chapter 6 is good instead
>>577965983the Sams
>>577965983whozzat
Dessknight = Stan Twin AuthorRudyknight = McGucket Author
>>577965897kek
>>577965780i do think the ace attorney/evidence segment was setting something up re: investigating the knight
>>577966248I really hope we get another ace attorney fight that shit was so fun
overworld and cutscene bars just movedhttps://deltarune.com/7b
>>577965780I've never read homestuck, but I have a hard time believing that anything in it is intellectually profound.
>>577965780Chapter 6 is gonna have to be almost all existing characters.No new darkner recruits. Now its not LOST or RECRUITED it's going to be SLAIN or PURIFIED.The game will have special sequences before the ending to highlight your choices in this matter.
>>577965983anon, most ships in this god-forsaken game are gay and gays touch children, they don't make them themselves.uhhhhh...help me out here, didn't burgerboy score with either crappy or brappy the (the undertale alley vendors)?maybe kris noelle if kris wasn't canonically a gender black hole, because i can neither disprove nor prove kris is male, he's just male to me.maybe sans will fuck your mom and force you to call him daddy and give you a sibling.
>>577966326I haven’t been paying enough attention to contest you
>>577965918Everyone in Hometown hates fatties
>>577966326I compared it to a wayback machine version of it from august 6 and they're the same I think you just remembered it being lower
>>577966472good... keep not paying attention...>>577966592no i just wanted to lie
>>577965276what's going on, big guy?
>>577966164Endacopia side characters. Their love is played so sincere and straightforward it is very cute. I wonder if anyone like that is in Deltarune.
>>577966326It's not going to update that often, it'll be updated when newsletters come out
>>577966749oughhh post more pluey tummy…
I am so tired of weirdroutefags oh my god if I have to see another guy say "weird route is the best thing about deltarune" im going to explode
>>577966248The knight is Susie's evil ass human dad who shot her biological dad for petty revenge and adopted her afterwards
Try the "Fandom" challenge!See how long you can last outside of 4chan, consuming DR content without attaining homicidal and/or suicidal thoughts at the sheer cancer of the mainstream of the fandom!Whoever lasts the longest wins 200 F$!
>>577966886for once I agree with you, even if you are rage baiting
weird route is the best thing about deltarune
Okay /utg/ in your opinion what's the most interesting part of Kris as a character?
>>577966919Floradinns suck cock for 5 flowery dollars each.
>>577966886Unfortunately Toby himself is a weirdroutefag
>>577966886It's all kids and teens AKA the target audience for Deltarune, there is nothing kids and teens love more than edgy stuff even if it's mediocre.I'll only care about the WR if it goes full Penumbra Phantasm Mother 1 Monochrome Town You Are Never Going Back To Hometown And This Is Completely Irrelevant Storywise To The Normal Route You Did This For No Reason You Loser TL;DR Eat Shit Faggots
>>577966919This really is our little freedom.Out there is HELL.
>>577967014his hole
>>57796632615 months ago we only had chapters 1 and 2 and now 7 is in development
okay, jerking off.
>>577967256nothing about wr is even edgy
>>577937508
>>57796739511 hours or 11 years.
>>577967706
>>577967656When ur back tell us what u jerked off to
>>577967256abhorrent post, congrats
with the thread coming to a close, what was the best post?
>>577967720Abusing and killing kids is not edgy to you?
How is he so powerful?
>>577968357that’s not what’s happening
>>577968173What mental illness does Krik have?
>>577968525You abuse Noelle to make the WR happen and you have to kill Berdly, that is quite literally what happens bro.
>>577968608nta but you are not abusing noelle you're just grinding and berdly got in the way
Can someone post dice molesting Kraut please he's getting uppity again
>>577968525>>577968668It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him.
>>577968608They're going to hit you with the "um actually he's just in a coma" even though it's a magical coma that can't be treated so he's functionally a lifeless vegetable
oppa late to the thread style
The day I learned you can just pave sentences however you like so long as you have the soul present is da they i got taught this whole english shit was a crock a piss. Thousands of eons of dev time just for the noggin to interpret synonym and antonym to dodge right under a stroke
ralsei wobblemeat
>>577968843quite lovely bruv
Catti's DW outfit is this, with jiggle physics.
>>577969001There it is, the best post in the thread...
kraut degradation is accelerating again
DAMN
>>577968608you don’t abuse noelle. noelle was using kris as an excuse to cut loose, did you play chapter 5? did you read ANY of the npc dialogue about noelle in 4? did you miss the hospital scene in 2? just fuck off
>>577968843Ok but you're just an asshole making it like 1.2x times as hard to read your post, they beat that out of you in english class
Did all the best posters leave :(
>>577969198I'm still here
>>577969109sa and berdly was a stupid cunt who got on noelle's nerves and clung to her like a parasite. he deserved it
>>577969198Don’t worry. I’m waiting on a new bread to pounce on
make new bread so people post art
>>577969198you missed out on asking for your threadfave's discord and there is no going back
>>577967736I really like these especially the silly one
jackbox is dead forever
>>577969572don’t say that I’ll fucking end myself
>>577969572Was jackbox anon in Nepal or something? I though he was American, do American rangebans actually happen?
me fr
>>577969198I'm still here.
>>577967014Their nb cock
>>577969970Can you do a Frisk version? Excellent job btw.
>>577967014Their Jokerness
>>577969198You can't keep a flower down!
>>577967014his cock and his jokerness
>>577970531its they/them you don't have to pretend to not know their canon pronouns for attention you can just be nice and make good posts
>>577969572How did jackbox anon stream it before? I could run one.
>>577970680>its they/them you don't have to pretend to not know their canon pronouns for attention you can just be nice and make good posts
>>577969874Why did they even get rangebanned in the first place?
>>577971070average tennaposter
i miss all of my jackbox friends, if any of you are reading this i hope you're well
>>577967014Their dual loyalties and the conflict between their desires and obligations. It's probably the part of the game I'm most interested in seeing the resolution to, there's no way it doesn't cost some insane moments once everything comes to a head.
>>577970680You don't have to pretend to be the gender police for attention you can just be nice and make good posts
>>577967014her cunny and her doemolestedness
Dess is going to be a child when she shows up because Chara and Asriel were still children when they showed up in the present day, thus Toby does not age characters who are dead or missingAqua was him testing the waters heh with giving us an actual loli character before making this reveal
>>577970531*her
>>577967014he carries around a knife and has good taste in women. he is literally me
>>577969909This is so funny that it makes her unsexy. It's just too hard to imagine having sex with Queen with all of the funny jokes she constantly makes.
>>577970794put up a stream on twitch and youtube and anyone who wanted to play could join with the code on stream
>>577971328>>577971328>>577971328baked
>>577969572Jackbox Anon streamed on Sunday but no one ever joined :'(
>>577971314She truly is Lancer's girl dad
>>577969319Killing people is bad
>>577971070Average mew poster
>>577971392He's rangebanned so he couldn't announce to the thread and I didn't see he was streaming :(
>>577971482Oh I didn't know he was rangebanned. I was busy on Sunday and I only saw because I checked the twitch channel the next day and saw a new vod.
>>577971392one of youse fellas should start keeping an eye on their channel on the weekend so you can post the link here for em, that's how you were able to play last time
>>577966776I mean. Y'know.
