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>>577943351and why would I do that when I have them in Umamusume 1?
Hello friends!!
>>577943446You are supposed to let the other know you make a thread. What if I just made another one?
>>577943446Sex with my beautiful wife Dia-chan
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12017068
>>577943526sorry i was about to reply to that finemo poster but decided to bake instead
>he didn't roll for InariImagine being this bricked LMAO
>>577943513Hello babydachi
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6876129
>>577942715Its ok to get a little sloppy every once in a while anon
Game really just said TWO
>>577943686>ugly shortstack
>>577943482nta but I am pretty sure the context is that her voice is fucked up and that's why she makes that soundat least that is what I am lead to believe from the jp script
Inari one
>>577943825No, not really. I want the good Inari art on not slop.
>>577943849wait a fucking second
>>577943825Only if I'm getting sloppy
>>577943876>her voice is fucked upTranny hag
>>577943876It is. She sounds like an asmathic chain smoker in that scene
Last one from me
>>577943513Babydachi… Hi!!!
Tachyon LOVE
>>577944132>>>/r/eddit
>>577942357That actually makes me thinks;What could actually cause it to eos?Broken uma? Even more broken support? Another mant tier scenario?
>>577944063I hope you'll lose to Pearls in the sprint and mile CMs finals.
>>577944263Japanese people not liking horses anymore
>>577943876
>>577944194/uma/ loves Tachyon
>>577944278>implying the tranny is meta
>>577943616Tastiera: and that's how I was made
>>577944371Tachyon and the gold clan are reddit they don't belong here
>>577944381You'll see and seethe in time.
Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?
>Nishino flower borrow appeared on event top scoreNow I can grind her non stop today.
>>577944063you guys have never been groomed by a middle aged woman and it really shows
>He doesn't know
be honest.How many non4chan members are there in your club?
>>5779446691. Me
>>577944369>another uma granting herself a debuff to ruin her career>>577944486Shotacons deserve life in prison.
Anons how to get power over 1100 in independent training? it seems 4 power cards werent enough
>>577943802I'm growing quite fond of the Dicktus why are they adding her so late
>>577944381>Your fate is sealedLmao
link if you want to watch the medieval horse race Palio di Siena (right now there's only a medieval parade, the race should start in 1h30 from now, so dont bother now. The race should have been on August 16th but it was raining on both 16th and 17th. This year there will be also a special Palio in october. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7ZBcsyTb8
>>577944263It takes very specific things to happen for a gacha to eos, I can't imagine any of them happening to uma in the next 3-5 years
I can ignore a lot of things, but I didn't follow Fukuhara's career from when she was an awful singer to where she is now for some subhuman retard to call her a tranny. Kill yourself.
wahey
fuji is kinda cute in the anime
>>577943718>>577944114
>>577944753Well she doesnt actually get a deboof. Torena and Pearl decide to stick to mile and sprints to not make things worse
>>577944986genuinely what is wrong with her, why is she so fucking weird all the time?
>>577944986her powerful aura...
>>577945167More like what's wrong with you? She's done nothing wrong.
i want umamusume 2 with face to crotch feature
>>577943415welcome to the cultthe only way out is to run
>>577945167dont' say that...
I love mares
>>577945167Just remember her name
>>577945058>>577944965>fujifags
>>577942653Super Creek 2: Goo Goo Babies 2 (sex) and omega tits
>>577945167hmm... it appears it's rather common for her to get super close to trainer's face.... i wonder why....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZT49mush8
Dictus has the strongest mare stank.
henlo
i wish we would accelerate faster
>>577945571I have been saying this
>>577945568Don't do it, faggot
>>577945473It was the first uma pic i found
Ez -1 day of grinding
i want to sexual the umamusume
thank you cygenerous
>>577945741Not an excuse
>friend with UG6 rank struggling to hit 980k>me UG3 casually hits 1m pointsThe 7+ gold skills per uma really does it
My trainee called me a chud
getting useless golds is gay i just make normal aces but avoid track specific skills
Couldn't post because of maintenance yesterday. Now that we're back, I would like sex with Machikanetannhauser.
>>577945659why not?
>>577946228She's shit
>>577946375she's one of the better grandparents gwo
>>577946375okay, then I wont use her
>>5779464267
It was like a week ago but an anon was asking whether you could get a LH token event on the same turn as a facility level up and I just did
Uhhhh, why can't I find any BD release of Cinderella Gray Part 2?
>>577946561oguri ate it
>>577946591LMAO
>>577946561Maruzensky...
LOL
>finally got strollx3 + umastanx3 + leapx3 lineage of my ownTime to start looping grandparents heheheHEHEHE I LOVE LOOPINGGG IM GONNA LOOOP
>>577946592
>>577945571this would be actually a good idea now. Every cm is just now debuff/xog fiesta so might as well cut prep time into half, people would get what they want, and we can actually catch up to jp.
>Right-Handed ***>Firm Conditions ***>Wet Conditions *>Fall Runner ***oh yeah babynow that's a nubile uma musume
>>577946769>idonum Fuck off
>>577946812wtf is leap
>>577946769>last thread posted the translated version>retarded proceeds to post the untranslated one out of retarded spite
>>577947042the pyoi in umapyoi
>>577947047hey retarded, guess what?I wasn't even in the thread yesterday when it was posted. retarded
ROFL
>>577947292big horse
bancho fucking bancho sex
>>577945167All umamusume are on the spectrum. It's something the three goddesses devised to make sure that all uma will get with their wrangler (trainer) and make more umamusume
>>577947292Ugly boyuma
>>577947292GIMME CHEVACHI GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait a minute...Is bonding with Ligh Hello event (one which give u pace chaser savvy) is always happens in january classic yearh?
>>577947463retardbwo…
did you know that cheval grand means big horse
pero pero dober armpit
RAKING IN THE DOUGHBRING ME DAITAKU HELIOS
>>577947463If you unlock her dates before then yes
>>577947408what if a male uma were born every 100 years like the gerudo
>>577947463It's a hidden event for all pal cards if you start dating them before classic year starts
You're pretty good.
>>577947389
>>577947587>>577947608Ty didnt know thatnewcutie
>>577947675>newcutieDie.
>>577947648enough of your shit neigher
>>577947606Forced feminization
>>577945552
>>577947753be nice to new cuties
>diedielate
>>577947605
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
I think Light Hello is ugly.
>>577947876I like her but her eyes are so far apart
i like grass wonder the yamete nakadashi
>>577947624Heads
>>577947851What is German Uma Sex like? Fast and pre-planned?
So at what distance will you use palmer stam again? It's a good gold skill but you're running stam cards for the blue gold right?Will there be a scenario where we get enough stam that blue golds won't matter, if so when?
Meishi doto Haloween rate up doko da
>>577948107Just ended
Haloween
>>577948178so why do girl delinquents have the long skirts
>>577948278Master Chief? You mind telling me what you’re doing on Tokyo Racecourse 2400m?
>>577947997Loud, raunchy, intense
>>577948327Because of HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Halowin?
>>577948327so i can crawl up there and die
>>577948384Kingu would not do this
>>577948334Sir, finishing this Derby
>>577948334Sir. Winning. This. Race.
>>577948363what history
>>577943446Dia wifeDia life
>>577948564deliquent history
>>577948564Japanese historyJapanese school historyJapanese school delinquent history
my pure and kind hearted trainee thinks affectionately calling me trainnie-chan is cute but i can't bring myself to tell her to stop
Dot-o-lantern when?
>>577948725
Now watch as I make this inspiration,Disappear
>>577948725>>577948779you cant hate troonlators enough
>>577944669All of them at least have or had /uma/ on their profile, which means they at least know about our existence
Gran Alegria with her foal Gran Alegria 2026 (with Lord Kanaloa)She is set to have another foal with Do Deuce next year
Let's get down to business.I don't go no time to play around what is this.Must be a circus in townLet's shut this shit downOn these clownsCan I get a witness
>>577945478Mega Creek?
>>577948917The foal has the look of>Mom can we go home now
>>577948815Yeppers
>>577947997With Furasshu, you can bet that she researched it for days and created the perfect plan to give both toreena and her the best possible orgasm at the same time.
>>577948917Cringe
>worrying about localizacions and trannylatorsWhat have you been doing with your time, Anon?
>>577945478Global needs to accelerate too then.
>>577949272>>>/d/iscord
>>577949383anon outs himself as a newfag not knowing who dekinai chan is
>>577949648No chocolate
>>577949272Why is there no Grass version of this yet
>>577949727No. Chocolate.
>>577949727Why?
>>577949272go back
>>577949858>sugar free
>>577949383>>577950030mad
>>577950040Lose some weight fatty
I haven't started learning to draw yet either
>>577950040FREE sugar?!
>>577949272Reading news and being disappointed of my own countrymen committing crimes in Japan.
>>577949892That's a man
>>577947819ikuno liptus...
spe is so dumb
>>577950064bark more
I have a love-hate relationship with Dober
>>577949272I cant do anything
>>577949892oguri wouldnt know how to walk in heels like that
>>577950108>no rapes
>>577949858>Sugar FreeIf this was the west, I'd expect this to be some hyper cringe hippie shit with fake sugar or something.But what the FUCK does this mean in Japan? It can't be 100% choco, that'd be INCREDIBLY disgusting, and I'm saying this as a fan of 80-90%.
>>577950064Retard
>>577950254show her speed
>>577950123my girlfriends hayahide and tickezo are so cute...
>>577950108the same people commiting those crimes cry about the localization too
>>577950346it was like 220 idk. Already glued the run
>>577950423oof, i'm sorrygood luck next run
>>577949108would she be disappointed when her torena cums way earlier than she had planned for?
Bros I want to pull for Meishi Doto where the hell is she
>>577950512Early races are mostly determined by power rather than speed.But also thanks. Got one more borrow before I glue my 5th run today.
>>577950254Encore! One more!Encore! One more!Encore! One more!Encore! One more!
>>577950616You’re late by some months
>>577950075FUCK YOU
How does one retire from being a trainer? Do I just tell Tazuna that I think my trainee is hot?
Say do I need to finish the career to get the Doto star pieces or can I just do the race and bail
>>577950616In a few hours
>>577950541Yes, that would result in punishment. Both lewd and extra German lessons.
>>577950689>>577950805>whiteoidhmmmmmmm fatty
>>577950282Well I don't know about any rapes but I do see a lot of stealing from farmers.>>577950383I don't think my people care about that.
>>577950794The halloween one, mate. I want those spooky tiddies in my face
>>577950870just do an autorun pal
>>577950805fatty's fingers
>>577949272I definitely can rawdog play JP with my nihongo but I choose to play global for the first day experience
>>577950941do not look at falco while she sleeps
>>577950941god I'd love to sexo flashu so much
>>577950254You got fucking ENCORED, faggot.
>>577950805>cadbury Ngmi
>>577950928i kinda did the race and bailed already so im wondering if i got them
>>577950941She's still a Nazi
this is rape
>>577950870We are on Bono starpieces bro
>>577951124HOTASFUCK
>>577949272Why do trannylators feel uniquely entitled to demand people to do their job? Like imagine telling an artist his art sucks. He'll maybe tell you you have bad taste, or that you don't know shit. But he'll never tell you "why didn't you go to art school and draw this yourself????" because it's a fucking retarded response. This is a common retort completely unique to translators. Nobody else does this.
>>577951124I know, she's perfect...
>>577951161This is kinda sexy, fuck
>>577951110hey donkeyit is still bono stars currently
>>577951165oh yeahmy mistakei cant stop thinking about doto's dotos
guys...my On Your Left event didnt activate
>>577951002paid actorumadol doesn't sleep
>>577951395especially in her trainer's bed
I'm so white, I mix white monster with skyr yogurt
>>577951161No its not.
>>577951161
>>577951161It's okay to hate DaiSca
>>577951161she's just marking you
>>577951105>white chocolateMake this.
>>577951161It's an act of love, actually
>>577951629Thats Kris Sexo
>>577951519>I mix white monster with skyr yogurtwhat the fucking fuck am I reading>>577951528sex with speed and luna
Why does this guys design look so out of place? This is definitely not a girl
>>577951682Even worse
Dipping my dick in chocolate
>>577950619Glued my fifth borrow run today again after Lh didnt show up in junior and I wasnt offered the sp song in early classic.We go again tomorrow (or I just say fuck cm idk)
>>577951790you're right, that's a mare
At the end of the aptitude tests do we get anything for our leftover shop points or just air?
>>577951812>off-model
>>577951794Dont say that...
>>577951790that is the ikemen helios lost to
>>577951663what's wrong with white chocolate
>>577951812HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>577951961gotta be somethingprobably monies. low conversion rate. But I've got like 110k points and counting sooo
>>577951161Is that pama?
>>577952221Big....
>>577950941I will have unscheduled sex with Falco
>>577951161I wish my trainee would do this to me... but Journey is so polite and kind, she'd never do anything like this.
>>577952280big chocolate milkers...
Ugly Hag
>>577950941
>>577952359>ugly granny
>>577952032White chocolate ain't chocolate.
>>577950805teio is your oshi, right?
>>577951790Please do not post her at this timeIt's not yet the time to shill K.S. Miracle
>>577952280>>577952221Getting pinned down by this choco uma
>>577952391Yeah
>>577952427beach flash is so goddamn pretty holy FUCK look at her hair and TITS
>>577952403And a tranny
>>577951105I prefer meiji hi-milk
>>577952359She does it when you're drunk
>>577952476I hate Tokai Teio call me a Teiofag again and see what happens.
>>577952618
>>577952520>Very good story and very for (You)She's perfect
>>577951304
>>577952819LOOK AT THAT! Pretty as hell hair, her tits hidden away in a pretty bikini, the silk whatever she hasGORGEOUS all around!
>>577952450>White chocolate ain't chocolateWhat is it, semen?
Do you take frenzied skills on debuffers? If it activates and the other uma has enough stamina to tank it, then aren't you just buffing them?
>>577952520Has this chart been updated recently?
I just drank a chilled glass of orangic apple juice
>>577952993Kys
>>577953064What are you 5 years old?
>>577952932It's a good shade of blue
Time to start making my ace, wish me good luck
>>577953152Pawsitively Mature = Sexy and stylish
>>577950095i wanna learn to draw cute stuff but im too retarded
>>577952961I like it but it's so detached from normal chocolate I understand what he meant
>>577953151No? Whats wrong with apple juice?
>>577953236Sex with Nakayama and Journey.
>>577953240There is big titty SLUTS, and then there is pretty ladies with style, such as Flashu.
>>577952986I take it on stam nuker builds, not if it's just a generic or speed debuffer.
>>577953236Mating pressing Stego in front of all of them
>>577952476Teio is an extremely cute sweetheart. Idk why liking her is some meme
>>577953229>sexyThat's just Flash. She radiates sex
>>577950383>the same people commiting those crimes cry about the localization tooI didn't know black people care about gacha games
>>577953495I need you to stop shitposting with my wife.
>>577953486So true!
>>577953382She can do both sexy and cute
>>577952720teiofag! teiofag!
>>577953495I'm on board with the first part but you kinda lost me there in the latter half
>>577952427*gives you taking the lead, groundwork and prudent positioning*
>>577953495Damn you freaky.
>>577953495nigga u gay
>>577953495jesus you internet people are some perverts..
>>577953706I have the desire to floof her pretty hair
>>577953035nyoppers
when will twitter righties get bored of this localization shit
>>577952961it's made from the cocoa butter separated from the cocoa which gives normal chocolate it's taste and color
bamboo memory looks similar to yaeno muteki
>>577953875Leave Digitan's pussy punish to me
>>577954078give it a couple of weeks
>>577953768Is turf falco just super dead after that card drops?
>when the anon who claims to be a Kingufag is actually a Teiofag
>>577954060She's very damn pretty, that's for sure
when will blue sky rejects get bored of sabotaging entertainment and the world as a whole to compensate for their sad lonely lives?
>>577954121Everyone says this
>>577954121thats the same person
>>577953495AGPfags and trannies deserve the rope
>>577954149Turf Falco is already dead way before that because at some point the only good fronts are the ones with a specific kit for that distanceAnd round Falco's kit is locked to dirt
>>577954219They took the overused gimmick of a punctual german, turned it into an uma, then made her insanely pretty and attractiveThe Japanese know what's good
>>577954354Based
NO MILE S AWARD NO MILE S AWARD NO MILE S AWARD NO MILE S AWARD NO MILE S AWARD
>>577954401Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn, as they say
>>577954354based but also any and all fornicators and masturbators who engage with sexual misdeeds beyond purely procreative endeavors.
>>577953482it's because of certain posters in this thread
>>577954643Wie recht du doch hast.
>>577953495>>577953752Jannies actually got mad.
>>577954360nyo...
>>577954759>cowfag
>>577954815I posted Daisca not Doto you fag.
Haven't played in forever, how long until Machan?Also I heard someone mention auto runs in passing the other day, is that already implemented or are people back to using external autoclickers.
spaghet
>>577953495
>>577954940soonauto runs NOW
>>577954940Machan in like a weekAuto is here and a godsend for lazy people
Wait... Inari won?
Rooms?
>>577955071Wan wan
>>577954121one time I said this and an anon had a melty about it
>>577944965This sucks
>>577954759They took it one step too far with the incest....
Meishi DOTO YOU FAT FUCKING COW WHERE ARE YOU
>>577955247Jobber
TRUE FACT: “in the soup” is actually a secret communist dogwhistle referring to white genocide. the Transgender Wokealizers are infesting your anime with subliminal messages about their goal of blending all white people into soup
>>577955071Yea
>>577955346Banner reset in 4 and a half hours
>do an ace run>get these sparkswhy.. why not on a loopa
>>577955398holy tit curvature
>>577955227We've been spoiled by JRA regulated races
>SUDDENLY inarifags
>>577955737Nature after swallowing my gunky steamy stinky chunky pube crusted cum after saying she loves everything about me
>>577955649She's a big uma (tit wise)
>>577955634Desire sensor
>>577955907She's also big in my heart
>Suddenlyfaggot RETARD! Inari fags have been posting since LAST THREAD
>>577955907>jobbed to Creek and the gorilla
My loopas would go crazy if I had inari one
>>577956000>000Trips of TRUTH
>>577956079Don't roll for festival for Loopa, base is better
>shoots you
>>577956176Nice try
Inari is ugly, but I respect [x]fags because someone has to like the uggo musumes
Start the race already
Ryan is still the ugliest
uma for hopeless sensitive romantic "men"?
>>577956176amagamis you
>>577956287You must be even gayer than me.
>>577956303Stop shilling the prostitute
>>577956303SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
this fat fucking chud won't hit SS
>>577956416Ardan
>>577956303awoooooooooga
Can't be gayer than trainers that like katsuragi ace
>>577956303OHMYGOD
>>577956475>using Fuji
>>577956287staygoldfags need the rope for liking ugly little boys and being gay so I don't agree
>>577956475You have to have Speed blues and you have to borrow an MLB Light Hello, is what I have foundSpe has been genuinely migraine inducing to parent
>>577956436don't get cocky
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_https://jiggie.fun/ziWAn_
>>577956416
I dont think i will make a better Taiki for CMRate pls
>>577956475insanity is repeating the same thing the same way over and over again expecting the outcome to be different
>>577956665>>577956496surely there are better options :/
>>577956657She has no eggs
>>577956303>>577956657
>>577956753You're hopeless and you're asking for better? You deserve Ryan
>>577956276>counter-sniped
>>577956854Ok I'll take ardan im sorry please not ryan please thank you.
>>577956703this is literally looping
>>577956796How do umas masturbate if they share a room with others? They get basically no privacy
>>577956665Just read Your Eyes Only. That really hit in the feels
>>577956786because I ate them all
>>577957123They just go to the trainer living areas if they need sexual release, they never need to schlick.
https://youtu.be/G1KiPx3ERHwI was listening to copano rickey's solo song and one of the lyrics was "growing life"... What did she mean by this?
Umas for this feel?
>>577957220>Vivlos, but worse
>>577957283
>>577956786not with THAT attitude
>>577957220sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>577957123that's what the Trainer's room is for
>>577957263What did curren mean by penis for you
>>577956753die you piece of shit
>>577957263Shota grooming
>>577956303Why are uma fingers so bendy?
>>577957007I think Ardan is too good for you now, enjoy Twin Turbo
>>577957123Lesbian sex
>>577957123dober does it all the time and she thinks it's sneaky but taiki can hear the squelching because it's really noisy so she just sleeps with earplugs
>>577955634Nice loopa ggp bro ... I guess
>>577956303Pandorape
>>577956020>GorillaYaeno deserved it.>CreekEven Oguri jobbed to her. Twice.
>>577953261if this bitch fucking cries one more time im gonna lose it.
>>577958481
how should one feel today...
>>577958481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i51221qoazI
>>577958641hey baby
>>577957601i said i was sorry please stop making it worse..
>>577958481she's sobbing and her speech is silly
https://jiggie.fun/PY5L5Ohttps://jiggie.fun/PY5L5O
>>577958791...
MANT may take 1 hour long but I don't get shit umas at the end of the run, sometimes I could get an ace in just 1 run.GLUELIVE is a fucking slog since it's either highroll or bust
I marked my trainee
>>577958939
>>577957886>ace racing scheduleIt's glue frankly
Can I make og Ogurin work on next cm as a late surger?
retard is swimming with her hat on
>>577958325My wife has such big buns...>>577956475It's really uma dependant, meanwhile Mayano casually hits Ug sometimes when clanked.
>>577959346Yes
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12018967
>>577959461Man, there's a whole story event about her refusing to eat because it's yakiniku day and she's afraid that the airborne grease from the grill will make her precious hat stink... but then she just takes it into the pool and wrecks it?
>>577959643No gingers
>>577957263TO BE GROWING LIFE~CUUUUUUUM~ IN ME!TO BE GROWING LIFE~MAAAAAAAKE~ BABY!
>>577959815Witches are weak to water, so the hat is waterproof
Remember: no reruns.It's time to stop being a borrowpoor and embrace the buhi.
>letting horses hit people on the finish spotLMFAO
Is it a good localization?
>>577959643Yeah. An uma with big tits, and not a washboard! fuck you!!!
>>577960008Cutefe. Cutefriend.
>>577959990>gyaruFuck off
>>577960065There is no such thing as a good localization.
COMEBREAK ME DOWN
god I really hope this guy kills himself soon
>>577959990>VBourbon player taxThanks cygays.
>>577959024Did you all forget about the 1100 700 900 500 800 lowrolls in MANT
>>577960412This is why gyaru culture is dead
>>577960501Fashion trends come and go as always
>>577959990Why would i roll for a borrowcore cardI already skipped wuby
We like Daitaku Helios and Yeppers around these parts.
>>577959990Plenty of other cards available
>>577960501Gyaru "culture" as you believe exists died like 15-20 years ago.The zoomer tik tok culture also exists in Japan right now.It's like missing scene girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bosj_gedCAuma for this feel?
I hate zoomers.I seriously fucking hate them.
i want blast onepiece so i can call her wanko while she plays with my human ears
>>577960412I don't actually think some of these words don't work as a pseudo-translation, but it's clear that the translator themself has never used any of these words or interacted with them in general.
>>577960717Nobody who has ever used Twin Tahbo in an ace run would actually recommend her for her gold skill desu
>>577960708
>>577960412I'm already rolling for her stop selling her to me cygays
>>577960850Wrong. I would. Primarily out of malice.
>>577960412
>>577960717>Bobos have one more shot at this gold skill after PalmerThe curse of ha
>>577960903Kitasan wouldn't act like this.>>577960884Fine wouldn't act like this.
>>577960910>>577960973>>577960412sex
I thought you guys were only ironically retarded goycattle, no way you're anything but totally against localization like turning based gyarus into braindead zoomers
What would you do to Teio?
>>577960989she would
>>577960910>he wants his brainrot
>>577960983having good cards*
>>577960973sexuwa
>>577961065we fuck with zoomers here
>>577961205without the "with"
SAMSON BIIIIIIIG in lawson
>>577961065Yeppers! We're in the soup...
>>577961205No
>>577961065>he got oneguy'd/uma/'s official stand is:https://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
I like zoomersbut retarded zoomers
>>577961360
>>577961481She only fucks fat, old men
I understand nowI do not need teenage umasI love adult umas
>>577961568>fell asleep while doing paizuri
>>577959990>fr*ntyea no
>>577961739h-hot
>>577961686I'm also balding!?>>577961706love off model umas*
Cheeky tenner got me 0 -> 1LB tachDo I keep pulling until I get 2LB
>>577961958Do you mean RubyIf so, no
>i have both seiuns>i have both marus>i have both bourbons>i'm not a fr*ntfaggot
>>577961706>fat womanKill yourself.
>>577961958nigga why would you pull for an off banner card
>>577962123pedo seethe
>>577962091same but missing vbobo, I used to run fronts but now they belong to the autists with all the looping required
How to convince Light Hello to have sex with me?
>>577962296get drunk
>>577962296exist
>>577962296invite her to a beer or ten
>>577962091i tried training kitasan in the one cm she was meta in and it was a miserable experience, and she is one of the easy mode fronts
>>577961263So they do remember her. I guess she will be a 1* this half-anni?
>>577959461aren't the ears on the hat animatronic? that's probably really bad for them
>>577962026No ruby yet>>577962126I think Shiraoki-sama is telling me something, but I don't want my schizophrenia to get in the way
Where is Dot-o-Lantern...?
so whats the verdict metachudslate or end sweepy
>>577962850derb
>>577960412>>577960752My issue with this isn't the zoomerisms it's that it's obviously written by a 35 year old localizer hag who doesn't actually use this slang in daily life so it just comes off as unnatural
>>577962931So it's perfect for Helios right? And for Palmer imitating Helios.
>>577962850sweepy will never ever be meta so it doesn't matter
>>577962931Wrong. It's a 35 year old little boy. Someone hasn't seen the slides yet
>>577963051KYS
>>577962783you could say it'sdot' over
>>577962931>35 year old localizer hagnope, they're not hags, instead they're the ugliest foid you can imagine
>>577962619are you retarded? those are sleeves where her ears go
>hating on zoomer heliosTourists have no soul go back to /v/
>>577962783Where are your Ramonu funds?
>>577959990this card is SHIT
>>577963382Her ears are in the back though
>>577961205*we fuck zoomers here
>>577963513I only need 30k
>>577963241Come on now. If some random guy from this very thread turned out to look exactly like that, he'd be one of the best-looking posters here. Most of us could stand to be jealous of this androgyne.
all my ace runs went like shithows your day?
>>577963931you only say this because you're brown
>>577963746I see
jiggie up, jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/YVohTX>https://jiggie.fun/YVohTXhttps://jiggie.fun/YVohTX>https://jiggie.fun/YVohTXhttps://jiggie.fun/YVohTX
>>577963241That's a man.>>577963483Gyaru > Zoomer
I like Seiun Oji-san
>>577950616You will get the Japanese humor fangirl instead and like it.
I have something to confess.I still don't have a UG uma.
Divorce your uma
>>577964154So you don't have Tachyon or Kita MLB? You might as well uninstall desu
https://x.com/PolightGhos/status/2089602265833177136What is wrong with ziggers?
>>577964506slav mindset
>>577964506Living onahole
>>577964506>artifacts from slop overcooking
>>577962984
>>577964506Russians are extremely gay, what is the point of this postIn fact why are you asking us
>>577964417>Tachyon or Kita MLBExplain this
>>5779639874chan posters are such robots. This is like that year when every other Reddit post had the phrase "on point" in it... yes anon, brown brown brown browny brown, good job you kept up with the trend here's your upvote, and my axe good sir, take this Reddit silver, THIS.
>iqdb been getting hammered all day>now this showed up (flood detected)better late than fucking never, holy shit
>>577964506Why are so many of you obsessed with the hellhole that used to be Twitter (which was already terrible)?
>>577964779Money, goy
>>577964779I can get a UF Uma on a highroll that doesn't mean it's in any way reliable
Hello, motherfuckers.Is 4chink finally working?
>>577961121I am as brainrotted as I am bedrotted: terminally
>>577965165Ugly uma
>turn 2 acupuncturist>SUCCESSit's fucking go time
>>577965334you picked charming, right?
>>577964779>long VUseless
>>577961205
>>577960412I'll never understand why are localizers even needed in the first place.Animefags understand what a gyaru or kansai dialect is, and if they don't, they'll google it.Just translate the text and that's it. Its like putting fries into the bag. You do it and that's where your task ends.
>>577962607Very likely a 1* but I dont know if they'll do it this half anni, implying we're getting 2 new playable umas and they'll be 3*
>>577965379yes
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12020772
breeding sex with shikingu. now.
>>577965165No. Go back to sleep
>>5779639525 borrows 5 abandons
>>577965473You don't need to understand, it's not important for you understand.
>>577965579If I don't get Pearl on my next multi I'm killing myself
>>577965473>why are localizers even needed in the first placeTo make anime as casual as possible to attract normies. 4kids still have an influence when it comes to dubbing.
>>577960412is it bad that I like Helios' zoomer dialect only because it pisses people off and I find that funny?
>>577965579>tranny hag>>577965671You don't need her
Yaeno Muteki, forgotten...
>>577965579Why did her parents set up a sex dungeon for her and the trainer? Including a fucking helicopter?
>>577965786Yes
>>577965882I need her bad
Lets go one CM test lobby bros 4747135047471350
>>577966047why is that bad?
>>577965786that's the 4chan spirit yeah
>>577966062Reject the tranny
>>577965753>>577966093?
>>577966272I picked wrong umas
>>577965904this is not true. she lives on in my heart.>>577965882I don't CARE if she's a tranny, she's cute, and that's all that matters in this fucked up world.
>>577965904Demonic localizers couldn't even get her name right
raping
>>577966378>Mutekifag is also trannyfag>>>/lgbt/
>>577966523You're trying too hard anondacchi.
>>577966382Why is she looking at me like that?
>577966093Holy i won, also Suzuka was kinda alright hereVodka though... yeah...
>>577966596Skip the tranny, save your carats
>>577966523>people forgot about the AGP Yaeno poster
What dirt affinity do I need to reasonably win dirt races when clanking?
>>577966746Pretty sure they're just trans. Nothing wrong with that
>>577963382>he doesn't know about her hat ears
>>577966981D to gamble C for consistency
>>577966632Erm latebros, what is this? I thought you guys are the cool kids around the block now.
>login>free caratsCYGENEROUSWas that the only thing updated?
>>577966992Trannies don't belong here
>>577966992>Nothing wrong with that
>>577967042they also added the banners probably
Auto forces me to interact daily with the most annoying part of this game: inventory management.
host another room please
>>577965904She's a cutie
>>577967059This anon is going to have a melty when he realizes half this thread is very unironically gay too.Underage /v/ tourists stick like a sore thumb.
>cum retention line is almost 913>i'm 914Is there a guide to clank out some decent TT umas?
>>577967221
>>577967212Alright bwo6321431863214318
You guys are cool, don't come to Tracen tomorrow
>>577967257Gays don't belong here, too.
>>5779672923 pal 3 wit6 witclanking
>>577967365She deserves to be taken to all the cat cafes she wants.
>>577967365love her
>>577967625You need to be 18 to post here.
>>577967421I forgot to make screenshot
>>577967835why did it give them both tits
>>577967894>>577952052
>>577967646>my only pal cards are R Riko SR Aoi and lb2 LHGuess I'll have to settle with 6 shitty wits...
>>577967894>brown umaNo
>>577967902>>577967421thanks and no problem, i won
>>577965334I forgot to redeem my recovery skills and lost 4 times on the tenno sho
>>577965165 >>577965289god I wanna fuck speed and luna channy so bad
I hate you guys
>>577968062>redeemAren't those auto learned?
what a terrible night to have a curse
>>577968043I think i have pretty good chances of getting into A group next cm
>>577968132>stallions
>spent days making parents in auto>too lazy to make aces
Air Groove makes my penis hard
Would Oguri rape you?
>>577968062gwo, weren't you supposed to get the recovery skills from sasami?
>>577968287>finished making parents days ago>still "looping" random shit to pretend I don't need to make aces
>>577968242good luck! i might drop the suzuka though
Mistah SheBee
Your canon wife.
>>577968256what's wrong with that?
Wait? Is this shit? Why you need gold slipstream on front runner?
>>577967257We're bi, not gay. We enjoy umanko too
>>577967257>I'm gay so most of us must be gay o algoDoesn't work like that
>another day of ace not inheriting enough greens or dd/pp/wit comboWhen will making Front Runners stop being a miserable experience
>>577968570rabit tactics
>>577968639Your loopas?
>>577967257kysanyways UE1 is hit
>>577968570Bro your onige
>>577968615>o algoRedditors love to show where they come from, go back.
>>577967257Most gays are also homophobic so it tracks
Orenji
>>577944965Was this the same race as the one in July? That one was based once the race actually started.
Less than a month damn...
>>577968724>need to inherit good blues reds and a million whitesI hope I never become so autistic to make loops for front runners that sounds like some i don't have a mouth and i must scream kinda hell
>>577968570>Whyweeiiii~
>>577968570Could this work for Paces though?
>>577968570your double front/front+rabbit strat?
>>577968965The best time to start looping was when parent affinity got updated.The next best time to start looping is today.
>>577968874>Reddit Nature
>>577966012Because they already got him his family sunglasses. The rest is just details really
Helios feet
just pocket+ramonu+ancestors+pasa will take all your carot income...
>>577968609
>>577969359WHERE ARE THEY
>>577969430Just Ramonu & Pasa are needed
>>577969430Thats why you should just skip ancestors
>>577969152You could, because outside of Mad Dash and Front Runner Straightaways, every skill she gives as an event or hint is either a pretty good generalist greens or mile skill. You can even get Tail Held High as a coinflip in the second event.
I'll not pull for anything.I'll lose a bunch of CMsI'll endure the pain of having shitty TT builds.I'll wait for El Condor Pasa Speed SSR.And then, I'll have my revenge.
does anyone have the picture of grass wonder where she's drawn as like this little blobbish sort of thing?i have attached an drawing of my approximation from memoryIf anyone has the image or knows the artist of what I'm talking about I would appreciate it
>>577969559And pokke
>>577968965looping for fronts is actually simpler than anything else because its just the same shit youve been seeking the whole time anyway
>>577969430you have been hoarding properly, right anon?
>>577968570Fronts tend to run multiple or rabbit strategies, perfectly fine to run slipstream on a front.
>>577969559fuck no im getting rising pulse and divine speed
>>577968570retard
>>577969601>he thinks only el will save him when everyon will have el and other busted cards and umas he missedLmao
all that drama about the christmas thing and I start to do my own research to find out that Japanese people genuinely do not give a fuck about the religious side of christmas and very blatantly view it as a consumer holiday that only became popular because of fucking KFC. Which leads me to wonder why any of this was a major issue in the first place. And now I'm watching some bald shitter talk about "The War on Christmas". I'll let you know what its about
>>577969603Is this the creature you seek?
>>577967257idk why some people are so tryhard about hating gays desu
>>577969830can you go back to posting about yuri
>>577969346instant boner
>>577969830you're finally understanding this is all burgers fighting their own cultural war using japanese games as proxy they don't give a fuck and should ignore these tourists
>>577969626If you play pace and front then yeah for sureI'd highly recommend rolling Pokke if you play late and end. That's a card you'll be using for a whole year.
>>577968256Your point?
>>577969830it should translate to happy 7-11 day
>>577968570It's shit because gold slipstream is not enough to brick a speed card slot.
>>577969830if tachyon was real i wouldve given her enough foot massages to fix this
>>577969603
>>577970009
>>577969887If you ever meet a gay bottom you would understand
>>577968570slipstreams value is from its 3 second duration that helps to pass an uma, same as ramp up. You don't get much from extra speed on top of that because more often than not this shit will proc during position keep and the speed will be wasted.
>>577969870>>577970236this is was I was looking for thank you very much
>>577969830>religious sideJaps aren't Christians
make next thread's op related to the banners
>>577969204The best time to start looping was when independent training got added
>>577967650
>>577970335Fake and Gay
>>577969830>b-but japanese people don't care!!And yet, they call it christmas,no reason to change it.In the same way, there is no reason to change wei in waheyor Make A New Track in Trackblazeror Grand Live in Our Grand Concert
>>577969830who the fuck is alex jones? americans?
>>577970417Correct, falco.
https://poal.me/jmckhzhttps://poal.me/jmckhzhttps://poal.me/jmckhz
>>577970186
if your daughter's daughter is also your daughter are they sisters
>dont overdo it 3 times in a rowmaybe it's time I end it all
>>577970524He's the guy who carried on the "War on Christmas" Shtick after bill o' rapist diedhe also accused all of the sandy hook shooting victims of being paid operativeshe also did the gay frogs thing, oisu
>>577970403best I can do is hishi miracle
gn
>>577970773this was a strong horse btw
>>577970782bro is still playing MANT in the big 2026
the cock is tickingmy parent autos arent giving shit
>>577970873they ruined the horse's image the owners should sue
>>577970963>the cock is tickingI think you need to see a doctor
>>577970756Half-sisters maybe? Or three-quarters sisters but that doesn't really roll off the tongue
>>577970926I'm playing the new scenario
>>577970963i dont think cocks are supposed to do that anon
An article on Digitanhttps://note.tokyo-sports.co.jp/n/na1626ea62bac?hl=en
>>577970873easily one of the strongest in the cast
>>577970965they're probably too busy jerking off to the uma version desu yo ne
>>577951258>Nobody else does this.Modders and indie devs do.
When are we getting more borrows?
>>577971023>three-quarters sistersSo like Scarlet and Major?
>>577951258>But he'll never tell you "why didn't you go to art school and draw this yourself????"bro has never interacted with an artist before
>>577970503Wei is taken from the English football hooligan exclamation and it's spelled wahey (even though it's pronounced wey) althoughbeit
>>577971370Have you? Do enlighten us.
Added trannylator and localizer to the filter and the thread air is so much cleaner now.
>>577970417That was the time to figure out how independent training works
>>577971467If you tell an artist his art sucks he becomes el presidente and puts you in a concentration camp.
>>577971498What if I come up with a new term on the spot to get around your filters? What then, huh?
>>577970965nah agnes is loveable and embodies the otaku spirit, it brought over younger folk that wouldn't known about the horse in japan otherwiseThe kitasan owners should sue however since the studio that was handling the season 3 anime was bad enough that the keibafags were up in arms about it, even though the controversy of kitasan retirement had cooled down for years
>>577971795>>577971795>>577971795
Reminder that we will have a US race and a UK race with JP invaders this weekend besides the usual JP races
>>577971748>localizing his own shitpostingYou're the trannylators now
>>577971559Translation: They cry their eyes out trying to act sassy on their preferred social network before offing themselves
>>577948327just like when there were a lot of boys delinquent they all had jacket and baggy pants uniforms the girls had long skirts and the overall image stayed today
>>577971298Aren't Scarlet and Major just sisters
>>577949892oguri would never
https://x.com/Sploots/status/2089506454147367064Finger vs. ToesWHO WILL WIN?!
>>577971559yeah but he wont tell you to draw it yourself
