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Dive Now Edition
>Previous
>>577922640

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo
Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY
Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo
Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
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Can't think of a single loadout I want to use.
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>>577958129
I hate fighting squids
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*spawns 8 of them*
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YOU CANT MAKE WEAPONS GOOD OK?
WE DONT DO THAT IN GERMANY
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Why are they making a huge deal out of """""""randomized""""""" missions?
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>>577958438
because it adds a bit of variety to the stale slop of the usual fixed objective lists
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>>577958532
>variety
But it's the same missions
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AND NOW THE GALATIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:

[Intro]
Freedom must reign over every last star
Through citizen's blood spilled in our righteous wars
Honor their deaths, do your parts for the cause

[Verse 1]
Steadfast support of our regime
Is how humankind will reign supreme
No questions or doubts shall be allowed
Traitors will all be disavowed
[Chorus]
Managed democracy is the true path
All who resist it shall suffer our wrath
White, yellow, blue, flying on all the worlds
Justice and hope are forever unfurled

[Verse 2]
Our way of life, galaxy-wide
Paved with the skulls of those who've died
Unslakable tide of Super Earth pride
A torrent that can't be satisfied
We sacrifice for paradise
Anything less will not suffice
Citizens rise, liberty rise
Super Earth, rise up to the skies

[Outro]
Stay free!
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into the void lobby
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>>577958438
Probably because if they didn't specifically state that's what's happening people would be questioning if the mission was bugged due to the random objectives and no side objectives.
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>playing with /hdg/
>get shot three times
cool beans how did ya'll missed the giant letter over my player model
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>>577958438
All they did was mention them and ask for feedback. You might not be capable of understanding basic communication and you should consider that before getting angry.
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>>577958758
slurp em bro slurp em
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>>577950161
well they did intend and had fully or nearly fully developed it, retard
besides the fact that it looks fucking awesome
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>don't bring the bulletstorm
:(
>bring bulletstorm
:)
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I expected every sub faction at once to be on the final planet. I guess it was my fault for expecting more than the bare minimum.
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>>577958207

Time to run a meme, anon.
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File deleted.
So what did this update give us
>Reskinned and copied Giant from Skyrim
>Reskinned Terminid Bug
>Four re-used Biomes
>One "new" biome made by using AI
>Mid-tier crossover Warbond

At least it's better then the Cyberstan Invasion
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>>577958624
full
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>>577958891
>I expected every sub faction at once to be on the final planet.
Considering the way the multi-subfaction system works it would be borked to hell and back to the point all the patrols are watchers.
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>>577958360
SEAF-Chan?
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>>577958732
hi seething retard, as you might have missed there was probably a line of enemies between us and i think you are acceptable collateral damage
seeing how you come here to whine like a passive aggressive woman instead of piping up in the lobby i am led to believe that i made the correct choice
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>>577958916
But oops all expendables is my favorite loadout.
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>>577958438
Yes, I would very much rather

>reach this geological site, call down the probe and fiddle with it while enemies try to kill me
>get to this other geological site, call down the probe and fiddle with it while enemies try to kill me
>hoof it to the third geological site, call down the probe and fiddle with it while enemies try to kill me
>finally get to reach the final geological site, call down the miner and hold my ground while it does its work

Or

>grab an access code in a supply depot
>grab the access code from the other supply depot
>retract the giant cannon from its encasement and shoot at the big ship

Or

>fight up this mountain and plant a Hellbomb at the top of it
>fight up this other mountain and plant a Hellbomb on top of it
>finally reach the last mountain, fight my way to the top and call down a Hellbomb

Every single goddamn time.
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>>577959078
He said "meme" not "objectively useful on all fronts"
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>>577958891

They write foreshadowing this fucking obvious and it still flies over peoples heads

Billions must read
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>>577958891
>wanting obtruder spam mixed with voteless and necromorph spam
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Idgi why did the squids leave working Super Earth infrastructure intact when they sunk the planet into the Void?
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>>577959236
It can be objectively useful and still a meme loadout.
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>>577959403
because they are the good guys
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>>577959403
why would you spend effort and resources to tear it down? just let it crumble on its own over time
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>>577959403
Would probably take too long to remove every single individual SAM site, like there are actual thousands of them.
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>>577959403
also weird how you can find fresh citizen bodies at POIs still
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>>577958207
MG-43 and either a supply pack or grab a teammates backpack and focus on teamloading and supressive fire.
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One day...
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>>577959403
You could say this about most planets, not just the ones in the void. Sometimes you can see destroyed SEAF anti-air emplacements, but only bugs, the one front where it would be useless most of the time.
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>>577959765
scrapped, didn't pass the vibe check
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>>577959765
>try to shoot to your right
>shoot the cockpit on accident
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>>577959936
Sounds like a media literacy moment.
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>>577959936
...what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>577960038
he doesn't understand how rotation works
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What grenade is the best at chaff clear
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>>577959403

I think SAM sites, LIDAR and Artillery can be dropped as prefabs during planetary assaults. The SAM site probably has a drill attached to bury it into the surface. The only one that is clearly pre-existing are the orbital defense guns and missile silos, but those are hidden and hard to destroy anyway.
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>>577960231
arc
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>>577960293
>I think
it's clearly not your strong suit
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>>577960231
Incendiary
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>>577960292
>I like freedom so much I killed 99% of the illuminate :D
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>>577960293
Speaking of SAMs does anyone else feel like they're not working anymore?
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So big question is are all these new squid missions going to become normal outside of the void or will it be forever locked in the null zone?
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>>577960416
they definitely became more retarded recently
but if you're talking about squids, they haven't worked right ever since they gave saucers shields
first missile will always get absorbed by the shield, then the saucer will deploy the tactical cow and fuck off before the second missile reaches it
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Wicked sick mech drop, no deaths, dope frv getaway, with a climax that got 2 of us off.
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>>577959403
They could have at least had void corruption or flesh growths on them. But nah, fully functional infrastructure for us to use.
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>>577959403
How long have the planets been in the void? Long enough to dismantle all Super Earth infrastructure? ALL of it? Keep in mind how much Super Earth mass produces things.
That said, arty and SAM sites being intact still comes off as a bit lazy. Those should have been replaced with new mission types, or at least reskin the destroy rogue research lab into a squid version.
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>>577959765
>concept art
>looks infinitely better than the shit we get
>has strategem launcher as standard
I will not weep for the collateral damage which will follow the nuclear fire cleansing of Sweden's somali infested lands for there will be none to call inoccent in those lands
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>>577956862
Unpopular opinion, but the Breakthrough is less than great for me. I actually get killer results with the Lumberer, and everyone dabs on that one.
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>>577958207
Democracy protects
+all the suicide explosives
50% of the time you live 100% of the time
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>>577960803
This is less than Reddit. Are you in middle school?
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>>577960939
NTA, but it is at least better than reddit.
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>>577960365

Do you have an explanation as to how highly vulnerable artillery pieces and radar arrays could survive long planetary occupations without being destroyed?

They are dropped and assembled by the SEAF/civilians, who then decorate the place with their corpses when they are overrun. Helldivers arrive after they are captured but before they can be destroyed by the enemy.
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>>577960939
groomer alert
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>>577960773
Lumberer unfortunately suffers from the (still) bugged flamethrower, if that were fixed it would be incredible, right now it's just "okay".
I like the Breakthrough vs Vote Snatchers, it can interrupt crushers no problem, and can blow off their helmet very easily. Very fun.
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>>577959978
>>577960038
>newfags who didn't play when mechs were released
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>>577960985
is the joke that you think you are in some secret cool kids club? cuz you aint.
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I dislike WH, and I feel like I might just buy the bond for the weapons. It is a shame, I like the Killzone costumes more, but can't justify buying the KZ bond.
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>>577960521
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>>577958207
use the chainsaw
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>>577961171
kino
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>>577961002
>Helldivers arrive after they are captured but before they can be destroyed by the enemy.
Why wouldn't enemies use them instead of destroying them? I'm sure bots and squids (actual squids not the zombies) are smart enough to use basic field artillery or reprogram a SAM site
Imagine if you had to steal a SAM site back or destroy it before Pelican can even extract you
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Super Earth is such a wasteful faction
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>>577961083
I was the first guy in /hdg/ to figure out why they did that
How is that in any way related to the retard anon with no depth perception?
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>>577961116
Nah, it is just that if you see enough reddit humor, you know what it is, and that isn't it. If anything, it is so sincerely middle school, that it is better than reddit by virtue of it being more sincere, non-template, and not irony poisoned.
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>>577961171
fkn dope
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>>577961072
Yeah, that sucks, but I find it easy enough to compensate for the weird flamethrower hitbox. You shouldn't let bugs get too close to you to begin with.
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>>577959765
I don't know why
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>>577961352
Anon... you might be the depthperception sufferer here.
The rocketlauncher is way behind the cockpit.
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>>577961605
it is also a rigid fixture with no horizontal traverse with LOS on every tube clearing the cockpit by a proverbial mile
are we looking at the same picture? >>577959765
this one?
are you pulling my leg?
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>>577961171
retards these days yell KINO at everything
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>>577961780
oh you mean just like the patriot
have you had enough humiliation yet?
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>>577961171
KINO
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>>577961171
>
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>>577959765
Sometimes I wonder why we still don't have the stratagem launcher. Does AH think it would be OP? Are they just too retarded/lazy to make it work?
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>>577961171
Family Values right there.
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>>577961948
the patriot has horizontal travel, pretty obvious in this webm >>577961171
please stop making emotional uninformed posts
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>grand title update
>after playing one mission you've seen all the content they've added in 4 - 5 months
What do they call this live service strategy?
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>>577962185
>even at maximum horizontal slew it still clears the cockpit
>but the concept art mech wouldn't because it just wouldn't
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New squids are more fun as host
The necromorph niggas are actually threatening instead of being pushovers
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>Accidentally blow myself up with my dynamite
>MG sentry cuts my head off
>SEAF soldier gets right in front of me from my left (blind) so I blow myself up with my own Epoch blast
>Actually end up holding the Epoch shot too long on the next one and accidentally teamkill two other people with the detonation
The only respite is on the last one they found it funny.
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>>577962185
Are you acting retard as a joke or is this how you really are?
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>>577962562
The tank was clutch too. Lauching arty strike from the porthole was kick ass.
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>>577962953
>no argument
I accept your concession
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Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
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>>577963283
she looks like she has a huge cock
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absence of cultist evidence is not evidence of cultist absence
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>>577963283
As soon as the bots surrender and submit all female-presenting robots for reconditioning.
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Is Super Helldive even any different from Helldive in terms of difficulty
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>>577961141
>las rifle
shit like all the dmrs
>bolt pistol
also shit as the talon/crutch tubes exist
>melta
mid at best but it wont randomly explode from latency like epoch
>true grit
let me guess, you glitch this so you can have oxygenate and grit for the ultimate in crutches
1500 NTFs well spent.
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>>577963508
garrisons on poi have more heavies
cooldown between reinforcement calls is cut by like 20 seconds compared to d9
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>>577962731
They made melee weapons really fun with this. Almost necessary. Grab a sword and stab everything that gets too close to you and chop those crusher legs to bits.
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why doesn't the bots have any nukes?
you would think them being descendants of humanity, they would have a piece of that knowledge to start manufacturing ICBMs of their own
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mo lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242575089013/76561198008364447
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>>577963767
No the squids have WMDs not the communists
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>Got that WMD! Got that Rockefeller, right here! Paaaandemic!
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>>577963805
fvll?
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>>577964372
ye
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>>577963805
full
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I gotta admit, the overtuned Vox on D10 Cyberstan was the most fun I had since launch.
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Incendiary or gas grenades
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>there's a combined four thousand dudes on RD-4, Grafmere and Hesoe Prime
>these planets aren't even inside the fucking Void
For what goddamned purpose.
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>>577964497
There are almost 90,000 on Voidburg, who cares
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>>577964497
not everyone is part of your humiliation ritual
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>>577964420
Is it overtuned if it's fun?
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>>577964497
rear echelon fags
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>>577964631
Being overtuned makes it fun. But in a way, you are right.
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When will we get to "The brainwashed soldiers of super earth figure out the enemy is within" stage of warfare parody
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>>577964913
year 8
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You know the update is shit when people are still coping that maybe there'll be content in another week or 2
sissy is so fucking lame bros
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>>577958207
Nothing really feels good against the illuminate now, which is a direct result of the schizophrenic enemy design
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>>577965176
This.
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>>577964420
cyberstan would've been a top tier update if the tile set wasn't so shitty
there were dozens of vox engines stuck on rooftops literally every mission just raping you with salvos while being functionally immortal
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>>577965016
Why? Cyborgs wee introduced two weeks after their update
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>>577965296
Also extra bouncy grounds, stratagems went boing boing half the time.
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Is there a canon reason why the overseers will sometimes not react at all to being lasered to death.
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>>577965376
They aren't sentient
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>>577958302
>*divebombs (you) on death*
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>>577962782
>using the epoch
NGMI
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The TCS+, what was the point of that?
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>>577965356
no they weren't
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>>577965519
Bro' last time i killed one of those cunts, he threw itself at a bunch of squids explosve barrels and killed me. I was so mad.
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>>577965176
I've been having fun with the pyrotech grenade actually.
It can kill basically anything if you get it to land right.
If you time the fuse right it will hover right on a harvester's head and rip it apart.
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>>577965717
Some people around here will unironically tell you its a great weapon when it gets mogged by legit the whole arsenal.
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where is this thing
there is no stratagem to call in
whatever this is does nothing either
is it bugged like the water and drown everywhere thing?
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>>577965296
Maybe my oppinion on cyberstan is extremely skewerd because i never had vox engines do that.
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>>577958609
Never played HD1 award
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>>577966051
it dropped at the same spot as the camera for me
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>>577965920
based pyrotech enjoyer
they're surprisingly effective against wretches
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>>577965920
thats the skill check nade. the sparks off it deal insane damage
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>>577965176
MG/HMG should feel perfect but there's something wrong with the not-necromorphs, they tank way too many shots and I'm not sure if their limbs are too sturdy or if it's a bug
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>>577966145
They did because they have no collision at all with terrain or enemies.
Some piece of shit swigger toggled boundary boxes on terrain and since then all your stratagems bounce near any change in elevation.
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I hate the input for the XMG. All other expendables are so quick and easy.
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>>577966587
Just headshot them desu
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>>577966145
yeah not encountering any bugs tends to skew your opinion
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>>577926565
OP, but honestly not worth bringing to about 95% of pub games as pubbies are boring niggers who never cooperate in a coop game. Speaking of, though, I did have someone bring the tank to one of the missions I was hosting on the void planet earlier today and we destroyed half the map with it with ease. I do have to wonder if half the reason the guy even brought it is because he saw the lobby had a lvl 250+ player in it (me) that actually has the game knowledge to utilize the tank properly, though. Thinking of it, going forward, I'd say to just never bring a tank to any pub game unless said players in the lobby are lvl 200+, maybe even then not unless they're lvl 250+. Most selfish nigger teammates burnout before they hit that amount of hours in this game required to even reach those later levels. Yes, I wrote this for the other thread before realizing it was an old thread and didn't want it to be a waste of a write up.
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>>577964913
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>>577963283
Getting gaped vibes from this post
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>>577965920
>>577966352
Every time I use these things it feels like they either do nothing or are the best grenades in the game.
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Don't know what ya'll've'd'e are yapping about. The void planet looks super spooky and the shit the squids are up to is horrors beyond comprehension.
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>>577964497
>The grand finale is so lame, there's barely more players on the void planet than on a random planet during any other MO
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>is... is that a TUBE SPONGE AND RED CORALS!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEE SAAAAAAVEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE NIGGERHEAAAAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Every time illuminate get new content just further reinforces that Super Earth was 100% justified in going to war with them in HD1
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>>577967631
Damn, No Man's Sky looks like THAT?
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>>577967631
Also this is a target rich environment.
Had the misfortune of playing a mission where no one joined (my game is cursed) it's completely impossible to get anything done. There's constantly some faggot up in your face so you can't deal with the big boys that require 1 second to focus-fire.

Even when you do get pubbies they, as usual, run around not shooting a whole lot.
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ROBBY
ROKO
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>cucked by syntax
I hate this decrepit site and all its bullshit
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>>577962076
it would be unfair if you didn't have to get out to recall your dead teammates, you need to be forced out so that the leaping enemy can jump 50 feet from off screen to instantly bleed you
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>>577966705
>>577968146
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>>577959056
brown behavior
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>>577968575
gay larp
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>killmog anon
>he says nothing
>don't killmog anon and instead help him killmog everyone else
>he acts smug about it and makes fun of you and acts like a bitch
Is he my bf now?
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gayest post so far
i think you should neck yourself
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>>577968146
>>577968303
huh, somehow I never grouped the inputs into threes instead of twos. that is somehow easier to process.
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>>577968764
How about your rope me instead?
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>game basically unplayable because bugfaggots won't stop throwing napalms on single crushers at objectives
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now that i've played a single operation on the new planet im legally no longer obligated to play this unfinished faction until further notice
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>Still no SEAF on bots or bugs
COME THE FUCK ON MAN
WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME TAKE MONTHS TO IMPLEMENT
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>throw Eagle at large pack of squid freaks
>group lead sprints full-force into large group
>dies to Eagle
>get kicked
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>>577968962
you will play zombie slop and you will like it
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>>577968674
most based post so far
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Just take the Scythe if Wretches are a problem. They ignite instantly and burn to death in another 2 seconds.

You spread the beam over a pack of them and you're done.

Low main HP + extra vulnerable to burning.
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>seaf taking heavy casualties, reinforcements requested
THEY ARE THE REINFORCEMENTS
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Robby
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>>577968962
>waahhh waahh why wont the big mean developers focus on the part I want to play instead of the current MO waahhh
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nonsense engagement bait text that only tangentially connects this post to the topic of discussion
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>>577969410
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>>577969410
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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angry reply that still gives the post its desired reaction without a direct (you)
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>>577969410
NIGGER I HOPE YOU DIE LOWER THE DIFFICULTY
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>>577969410
obvious samefag with a witty rephrasing of the angry reply
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helldivers?
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Obvious anon who could post lobby himself but won't so he will keep asking for one from others
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so what's the deal with swedish airplane food
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lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242580626080/76561198088743
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joining this lobby
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Using the flame turret on squids. Am I crazy or does this have a ton of ammo? Seems like it sticks around shooting much longer than MG/Gatling.
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>not caving to reddit, containing to cook
My respect for Swedes has reached new levels.
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>>577969982
No fuckign way it's fvll arleady??
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Why does this thing have as much ergo as a fucking MG, an underbarrel launcher barely weighs three pounds.
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which one of you retarded faggots is "punished mobius"
You are the gayest extra faggot i've seen all day
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>>577970161
it's the weight of balance
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>>577970127
Huh?
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>>577970161
office swedes can't lift things heavier than 2 pounds
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>>577970161
5 extra damage chud, too op
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>>577969350
When you run out of active duty seaf, you call the reserve seaf
>picrel is a seaf reserve unit.
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>>577970153
>>577969982
new link steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242581217151/76561198088743007
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>>577969982
3/4
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>>577970483
full
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>>577970483
post fvll
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>>577970194
that's me, why are you gay though
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I'm retarded and genuinely don't know what to bring for void source
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Where were you when nothing happened?
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>>577970897
literally anything man you don't even need heavy pen to kill the crushers since their bodies are light pen
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>>577959765
>these mechs are too cool
>scrap them for something worse
>these squids are too cool
>scrap them for something worse
It was foreshadowing.
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>>577970897
When in doubt bring AC.
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>>577970897
120
380
walking
napalm
loot your teammates for weapons
position seafs to maximize teamkills
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>woman voice spamming thank you and laugh emote.
Remember to always teamkill and kick troons.
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me logging on today to see more zombie slop
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>>577970161
1. It's not a bullpup so 3 pounds at the front is magnified
2. Super Earth equipment is hellbomb proof so maybe its heavier than that
3. MMGs aren't even that slow to aim to begin with, stop complainin'
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Is this the update?
2 enemies that arent even strong enoucgh to change anything like the cyborgs?
And you spawn 10 crushers?
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They should've combined Appropriators and Vote Snatchers on this planet instead.
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>>577971448
you need more???
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>>577971448
You say that AHs one trick isn't spamming heavies out the ass
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>Helldivers
so does that mean there is such a thing as
>Heavenrising?
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>>577970096
Yes, it has a ton of ammo. I often find it survives long enough that you can have two of them down and the first one will still last until it times out.
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>>577971360
sex with the mime girl
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>everyone slotting orbital napalm barrage even if it's suboptimal and terrible
Lol, I'm done with squids
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Imagine that squiddivers exist
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bugs are so easy now
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>>577971637
4 should be the minimum when it comes to new enemies
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>>577972129
It's such a shame that there's only one difficulty option so the enemies have to be so weak. They should really add a way to control your own difficulty so enemies can be stronger. I don't know how they haven't thought of that yet.
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>>577961072
>they probably haven't fixed the lumberer flamer because it keeps killing itself if they fix the hurt box
>the Swedes won't just make it immune to flames because it hurts their autism
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>>577972129
Enjoy it while it lasts
Before the joint strain invasion with spores and ruptures
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>>577971930
>Quickplay D10
>Dropped in the middle of a shitshow
>Host brought only brap and napalm
>Getting absolutely buck broken by crushers
>Despite all that chaff clearing he still gets gangbanged by wretches
>My only chaff clearing from a MG sentry and a Rover
>Me and the other randoms finally start clearing out the heavies
>Extract with the highest kill count
Quickplay truly is a magical place
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>>577972129
Bugs have always been easy, they're only modestly challenging when you're dealing with pred strain.
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How the art director looks at you when you tell him zombie enemies that W+M1 are less interesting than the original illuminates
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>>577972625
>pred strain
Hard countered by medic armor and literally any explosive weapon.
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>>577971930
Its not just any choice.. its Normies choice.
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Hello weak cucks of /hdg/
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>>577971930
>me dropping with orbital napalm, cremator, napalm airstrike, incendiary mines, the torcher, the crisper, and incendiary impacts
>troon starts having a meltdown because he can't put on the inflammable armor
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>bugs have always be...AAAAAAAAAAACK
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>>577970897
You mainly need lots of chaff clearing stuff because wretches and voteless will be on your ass constantly.
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Gucci hated that.
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>>577973062
Look at what they did to my boy.... I miss you, old War Strider.
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>>577973016
>Go full gas
>Constantly cover everything in gas
>Don't feel the gas
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>Voteless feel like shit to shoot cause of their weird bleedout timers
>Wretches look/feel too janky in all their animations
>Crushers slide around while staggering
>Fleshmobs are.. okay
Appropriators were fun to fight but I'm bored with doing zombie shit
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>xe needs the inflammable armor while running fire loadout
planning for failure, shitter self report
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>>577973254
I need inflammable armor any time I'm running the hot dog because that sumbitch will just hose you
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>>577973254
>xhe has zero reading comprehension
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>>577973424
Lol
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>>577973168
Invasion fleet makes them fun by giving it way more unit variaty.
Without it it was so boring, just endless patrols of zombie slop.
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>>577973168
We need like a psyker enemy at this point
I get the proper illuminate are low in number and so make it up with mutants and machines but that dose not mean we cant have a evil wizard
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arc thrower should have stun 3
thank you for your consideration
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>>577973168
I like when Crushers spawn inside the ground and kill everyone
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I hope the squids win, supa erf deserve to die
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>>577973168
>>577973824
at least crushers don't do the old fleshmob shit of just phasing through solid objects and terrain to ragdoll and instakill you if you ever make the mistake of going up a flight of stairs
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Campaign rewards doko? Have they completely abandoned showing them off after they ran out of scrapped warbond content?
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>tank on lower ground (6m below)
>decide to warp pack in the air above it to get a better angle
>blow up from nothing (massive hitbox above it that exist for no reason)
Keep it classy, swiggers.
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Where culteeest
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I know we can all agree the update sucks but where's the fucking lobby
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I've cut the lobby from the game
It didn't fit my fantasy
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>>577973824
https://files.catbox.moe/bawivb.mp3
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>>577974368
never promised, stop looking at leaks
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>>577972595
>Getting a higher killscore than the retards that pick orbital napalm.
It really is a recurring episode. I don't know how pubbies do it, honestly. I guess they throw the orbital napalm down, get their 30+ kill streak and slap themselves on the back for all the kills, meanwhile the guy with rover on his back casually kills shit constantly, but not in streaks and ends up with 400+ more kills than the guy with orbital napalm anyway.
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right here (lust provoking image)
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We cut inviting people from the game.
The gruntfantasy demands that you only play with random pubbies, not some organized squad of the hackers known as 4chan
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Nobody actually enjoys hard games, it's time narrowhead let go of their ego and lower the difficulty of the game
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>>577974368
In your dreams.
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>>577974721
FULL
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>>577974134
Isn't the current reward an oversaar helmet refitted for helldiver use?
I think I remember some anon posting a picture of it a while ago.
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>>577974796
SEAF units unironically prove this point
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>>577974338
warppack should just stop you at the entity that you can't telefrag instead of killing you
like when blocked by a wall
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>>577974796
Damn, do they not know they can lower the difficulty in game? Or, more likely his shit was getting pushed in on D1.
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>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
>attempt to dive new planet
>CTD before pod lands
all I want to do on my day off is kill but that's asking too much because of this update.
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>>577971887
there are only two mimes that i want to fuck
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>they cancelled the SEAF warbond for this update
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>>577975181
Delete your shader cache
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lmao it really is the poortuguese monkey spamming the steam reviews
genuinely how do you become such a pathetic individual?
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>>577975379
Mr. Mime and Mime Jr.
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>>577974796
Just play d1s man you don’t have to play with the big boys if you suck
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>>577975181
Works on my machine :^)
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Why did it feel like I shot 800 illuminati to get the 250
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Light pen is unusable even at medium diff (D3), it's time to remove it from the game and let medium pen be the new baseline
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>>577975497
Does nothing
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>>577975181
Game is desperately trying to save you from being tormented by zombieslop
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>>577975527
>be autistic
>make [thing] part of your identity
>build routine involving [thing]
>one day [thing] changes
>[thing] is now unfamiliar which causes distress
>blame people that caused [thing] to change
>seek vendetta for years instead of accepting and moving on
insert your favorite autistic obsession
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>>577973704
>We need like a psyker enemy at this point
Only if that means we can have psychic divers at some point too.
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Orbital piss is so nice against the squiggers.
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>>577976258
the slop really cemented how terrible an idea that is
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>>577973168
>>Wretches look/feel too janky in all their animations
Wretches are so shit compared to what we got at release its not even funny. You can tell there was NO kind of polish at all. Looks like they just yolo'd that shit and said good enough. Shitty animations, shitty behavior, goes under the ground all the fucking time. Its just shit.
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>>577975985
I got that physical cringe feeling from reading that.
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>>577975181
works on my machine
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>>577975917
You actually only have to shoot 0, because all Stalwart kills are shared between the entire team.
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i love it when the game is fucking PURPLE
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>>577976660
>team
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>>577976863
Yes, that's what he said.
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>>577976847
Try shooting them. They have very little health.
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>>577976847
>0 reinforcements
how is that even possible
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>>577973704
another actual illuminate and not a robot or zombie, yes.
First it should buff other nearby non-voteless illuminate like cyborgs do for bots. Then maybe something to really fuck with the player, like disabling or jamming the last fired weapon until it reloads. Plus i dunno beams as an offensive option?
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>I never die
Sure kiddo
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>>577975985
He's not wrong on the
>core gameplay is fun
>but the devs dedicate all their time to sucking the fun out of it
part
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>>577975985
You can just aim. You can just aim at the weak points like a normal person.
If you just wanna show up with a light pen weapon and spray n pray at everything till it dies, go to the bug front.

You can kill vox engines with a liberator and a grenade, you can kill factory striders too. Just aim.
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>>577976847
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>>577977008
>shoot down several
>look back
>there's five behind you
>shoot them do-
>purple light flat fucking clicks onto the back of your head in an open field that you cleared two seconds ago
>look back
>the several you killed earlier were replaced by another several
>the entire match goes like this until you finally just give the fuck up and run from objective to objective letting the little instant respawning faggorts do what the fuck ever
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>>577977325
hehe
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so who won, hopetrannies or doomsissies?
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>>577977394
Lower the difficulty god damn you are shit
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>>577977425
Both, somehow
>Content
>But it's also awful
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>>577977425
Bot/bugdivers
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>>577975527
Portuguese here, please don't compare us to BR monkeys
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>lower the difficulty
get better material
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>>577977481
How does lowering the difficulty equate to him ignoring them? Or is that your canned response to criticism of the game?
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>>577976847
I love getting kills on my fellow helldivers by shooting these when they're directly overhead
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please don't be too hard on the shartdiver, he's got threev iq but he can shoot straight and doesn't tk
he can spin some mean tricks with the lascan too
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>>577975985
>>577977292
>the only way I can feel superior is by smugly castigating a guy with 22 hours
really embarrassing couple of posts. take some time off to reflect.
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fighting these things makes me wanna have a lancer from gears
can arrowhead just make a knock off one already?
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>get to extraction
>want to farm out the PO with my Stalwart
>SEAF deploy
>immediately clog up extraction making it so I can't shoot without friendly fire
Know that your sacrifice will be denoted as heroic.
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>>577974721
3/4
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>>577976258
One time use proper super soldier divers sound fun, you do the stratagem and next respawn you reinforce as a special helldiver.
For example an unstaggerable brick wall with heavy armor (av4) a thousand health, massively reduced recoil and no run and gun penalty for shit mobility, no prone/dive and slow acting stims.
Or a magediver.
But that would be way too much work for the swiggers and would for sure conflict with the grunt fantasy. Even if inefficient overengineered übersoldats would be peak media literacy.
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>>577977843
The problem is, this retard definitely just seen people say game bad blablabla online, and being shit at the game, he just took it as cope instead of trying to get better at it. You can tell this isn't his own words. Someone who starts the game NOW has no reason to complain about the gameplay because he never knew anything else anyway.
Only legit complain is about the warbonds.
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crossbow+bullet storm or drum mag liberator carbine+grenade launcher
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>>577977843
>being offended at being told to just fucking aim
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Why do retards use the crossbow instead of the eruptor?
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I like fighting alongside SEAF, I wish we had some commands that are specific to them instead of clogging the general comms.
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Do you think arrowhead sees the feedback and realize they fucked up or are they doubling down on Swedish Arrogance?
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>>577978052
>>577978189
not seeing any refutation, am I to take that as a tacit admission?
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>>577978210
If you use any of those you're a shitter.
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bring back heavy pen grenade launcher.
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>>577977394
>the entire match goes like this until you finally just give the fuck up and run from objective to objective letting the little instant respawning faggorts do what the fuck ever
This is objectively the correct tactic.
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how the fuck do I kill the Skyrim trolls? I'm using a high burst primary like the double freedom and I need like 6 shots to kill them. Should I change to the eruptor?
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>>577978268
swedes never admit they were wrong
europeans in general actually
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>SEAF, active military, are considered civilian casualties in active combat zones and cost you req slips
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>>577978227
>I wish we had some commands that are specific to them
I am starting to worry that my teammates don't understand what I mean when I say "follow me" while they stand still shooting individual voteless hundreds of meters away from an objective.
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>>577978268
>Do you think arrowhead sees the feedback
oh absolutely, I'm sure they're pouring over every word as we speak
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We have to build a time machine to go back in time and stop super earth from genociding the Illuminate. That way they have enough population to become Cultists in the future.

Its literally a perfect plan, perhaps too perfect.
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>>577978284
I will continue to donate eruptor shrapnel to my teammates and you can't stop me.
Crossbow niggers can get fucked though, certified shit weapon.
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>>577978363
Remove the helmets with heavy pen, then headshot. The head itself has barely any HP.
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This thread is now invaded by shitters like :
>>577978339
>>577978210
>>577977843
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>>577978279
Concession accepted, aimlet
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>>577978268
They're tripling down as we speak. They won't ever admit anything unless sony comes back to tard wrangle them.
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>>577978556
Did you just realize the Eruptor is better?
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The Melta mine is cool but its OP as fuck right?
>Same damage and penetration as thermite
>Immediate explosion, no waiting
>4 of them not 3
>If you miss they are still a mine
>You can still use it as an AOE weapon
Only downside compared to thermite is lower range but that doesnt matter much.
And thermite already is way too strong
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d10 "new" planets
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>>577978510
>we have thick skin
>but we only read our cocksucker's posts
>also our weekly summaries are positives only
...are they really just that far up their own asses?
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>>577978727
Go ahead and nerf the 15 dollar item. See what happens. Make my day
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>>577978720
Stop using crutches
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>>577977843
Okay then, there’s other ways to do it if you don’t wanna aim. Like taking on a different front, if you don’t have access to railcannon strike. Have you considered using sentry guns? Light pen high dmg is really great but you’ll learn to build your loadout to take on all enemies.

You can rely on your squadmates if there’s some kind of technical difficulty you’re having in aiming down the sights.
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Imagine being Gucci and having a collection of images of steam reviews all named "hellshitters".
You'd have to be touched in the head.
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>>577978785
Saying "I want to rape Baskinator and kill every swede on earth" isn't constructive criticism.
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>>577978727
GW told Arrowhead they will destroy their company with lawsuits if any 40k weapons are nerfed
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>>577978521
Too much work. I just point my camera up and press G
>t.meltamine
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>>577978556
>>577978558
okay so you admit that your only way to feel good about yourself is by bullying new players. I suggest you do some meditation to discover the cause of your inferiority complex, so that you can improve as a person.
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>>577978851
You should, yes
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>>577978727
Yep it's fucking crazy
Especially if you bunch up enemies
Thermite can't take out two crushers with one grenade while the melts can
There's a decent variety of really good grenades it makes you wonder what's the point of other ones like frags
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stop yapping and come play
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242585801296
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>>577978936
That works too. I am partial to thermites as well.
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>>577978948
>talks about using the eruptor
>the biggest crutch with the game, that replaced the older crutch, the crossbow
>tells me to stop using crutches
If you use any of those you're a gigantic shitter, you moron.
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>>577978727
You have to sacrifice using Thermites or Giga Grenades, so they will never be OP.
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>>577978886
>I want to rape Baskinator and kill every swede on earth
I only see positive outcomes from this?
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>>577978886
But it *is* a valid statement...
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>>577979047
You're a gigantic shitter, yes
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>>577978556
Lower the difficulty.
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>>577978363
You use a Heavy pen weapon like the Senator, Bolt Pistol, AMR, AC, HMG, Laser Cannon, or something like the Railgun to pop their helmet off, the helmet has very low HP so one or two shots from most AP4 weapons will take the helmet off. Once their helmet is off, their tiny little goomba head is exposed, which has very low HP and instantly kills them.
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>>577978905
I unironically believe this. Thank you based GW for forcing power creep onto a PVE game.
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>>577978886
If you were good at your job you would sift through comments to find what people are actually complaining about. Getting blown the fuck out and stunlocked because someone on the internet said mean words means you are a useless piece of shit who can't do your job.
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>>577979047
I just ignore the posts of anyone who misuses "crutch" since it proves that they lack basic comprehension of game design and mechanics.
Seething in response will be considered to be a concession and will be accepted.
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>>577978947
Doubling down on being a shitter isn't doing you or your PR any good
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>>577979057
They are better than both of them easily. And giga nade and thermite were already way too strong
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>>577978947
Making fun of new players is fine if they are retarded and want to make the game even easier.
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>>577978402
Yeah I get the same worry, had me apologize in chat the first day when I saw the SEAF deploying on the field. Still there is something incredibly nice and satisfying in taking command of a group of SEAF, makes the game feel more immersive; now we just need a stratagem for them (please please please please).
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>>577978052
This is true. Very surprising the base loadout is much better than noobs think. A lot of higher level players revert back to it for fun. All constitution runs with base stratagems are a thing.

Players who join hoping to just get the experience without earning it won’t get it
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>>577979235
this thread is like 3 extremely upset shitters that don't play the game screaming at each other.
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>>577978556
this is just gucci having another type of meltdown
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>>577979365
If anything the game is probably more interesting with a basic loadout. You actually have to engage with the mechanics instead of throwing mega-nades or melta at everything bigger than a medium.
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It takes so fucking long to level a gun to 24
I wanted to get a drum mag for my liberator but I'm about to give up at lvl22
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>>577979643
Remember, people were praising how long it takes as a good thing
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>>577979643
>constitution just hit level 22
tell me about it, i am begging for my teammates to die quickly so i can scoop up whatever they're using
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>>577964497
I unironically think that normies are having a hard time finding the void in the map
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>>577979643
I thought you wanted some end game grind bro ????? You need less ??????
I agree, the last levels are just cancer and pure padding.
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>>577979643
So glad I have every gun at 25 and never have to think about this shit again
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Are commando missions the fabled D11?
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Medium pen fucking sucks because medium pen weapons take massive penalties relative to light weapons in exchange for the ability to target new parts of an enemy that aren't even helpful. I think you can literally count the number of use cases for the libpen on one hand.
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>>577979643
>he didnt read the patch notes
oh sweetie, short mags are the meta now.
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>>577979231
>>577979254
Have you considered why you've singled out one negative review out of nearly a million to focus on? Most normal people would say: "ah, this fellow doesn't know what he's talking about," and be on with their day. What about that particular post engenders such negative emotions that you feel the need to get defensive, that you need to prove him wrong? This is not some important figure whose endorsement carries weight, you're not speaking to him directly to change his mind, so what is the purpose of what can only be described as mockery?
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>6 months to rip off Dead Space
>6 months to rip off Skyrim and Pyramid Head
>6 months of asking ChatGPT to make an alien world for them
>6 months to add sea plants to a normal world
>Do interview about cultists right before update to give people false hope its a fakeout
>Multiple countdowns to trick people into thinking something big is coming
Nothing but malice and contempt can explain this behavior
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People say bugs are easy BUT THEY ARE NOT
HIVELORDS ARE IMMORTAL
YOU CAN NEVER REST ALWAYS FLEE AND RUN BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU CLEAR THAT PATROL ANOTHER FUCKING PATROL LEAD BY A CHARGER BEHEMOTH COMES ALONG AND I KNOW YOU LOVE AMO AND HEALTH AND THAT IS WHY 90% OF THE PLANET IS UNDEGROUND GOOD FUCKING LUCK
I need to convert myself to botdiverism like holy shit
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Turns out the real enemy is the illuminate.
The bots wage war with us to create better technology to defeat them.
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>>577980114
Are you level 22
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Not a fan of this void biome, the terrain makes FRVs ass to drive on this planet. So much of the terrain counts as mud too, so muscle booster is even more mandatory.
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>>577980114
A level of skill issue that would make even the steam forums cringe
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>>577979193
>anon thinks the developers are reading the thread
>anon wants to change the way the game is
Have you considered redoing your basic training?
>>577979634
I really appreciate people who do, but I just love doing hellbomb backpack runs, and lighting the entire map on fire with stratagems while charging in with the dickle.
Recently dropped my talon for an officer’s sword to go melee voteless and overseers
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>>577980114
cute newfriend
C U T E
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>>577980064
>med pen is bad
>because libpen is bad
The lib pen is trash because its a low damage AR which has nothing at all to do with med pen or how it works. Buy the sweeper and tell everyone how bad med pen is.
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>>577980495
Sweeper is an anomaly though
I am convinced it was supposed to be light pen but got made med pen at the last moment
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>>577980114
Just kill the hive lord with your squad, your friends will have to help you. Make sure you are well equipped for the task
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>>577969410
EW GROSS KYS
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>Buy a 400sc weapon
Is /hdg/ trying to trick me?
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>>577980114
Look at this sweet little baby helldiver! So cute!
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>>577958732
>ya'll
deserved
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im still not using sh*rt mags. Enjoy spamming R constantly.
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>Blowing up tadpoles nursery.
So it becomes even more obvious that the Illuminates are using humans to create new Illuminates via ceremorphosis.
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>>577980707
I want Eagle-1 to requisition me for reproduction.
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>>577958732
I have nameplates turned off because I don't value your experience over my own
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>>577980690
>buy
>sc
bro', you cheated SC stack ??
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Illuminate niggas be like
>our sacred grove is being desecrated
Lmao rip in peace to the tadpoles lil niggas didn't have a chance.
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>>577958732
You sound like a faggot anon. If you got shot, perhaps you were in a bad position/cutting in the sights of your squad mates. Try to consider that next time, or bring it up in game, instead of coming here to cry.
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>>577980840
You say this yet you cry when they do the same to you on a larger scale
Acting as if your goverment dosent deserve total destruction bro
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>>577980796
Pilestedt would never allow them to copy D&D because it has m*thral armor
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>>577980840
I ain't feeling bad for no brainworm that takes over people's bodies to turn them into mindflayers. Fuck them tadpoles.
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>>577980629
Maybe but it is what it is. A rape'n'gape machine they put in the cash shop for obvious reasons.
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>spire hellbomb objectives now spawn nonstop wave of enemies from every direction as you're trying to arm it
>only objective where this happens
It wasn't enough that this update be a stinking turd. It had to be cancerous too.
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Difficulty this difficulty that, let's pretend we can set the difficulty system for Helldivers 2, how would you change it so people don't feel some stupid need to go to levels they don't belong at?
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>>577981337
I swear, each time the game gets a LITTLE difficult, some of you shitlords come to complain about it. Fuck off.
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>>577981337
That sounds like a good change though.
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>>577980064
This is why MMG should be the highest damage MG, instead it's the lowest.
>poop crouch reload, shitty drag, shitty recoil, low dps, still can't penetrate anything that matters
It's like a joke at this point compared to Stalwart or HMG.
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>>577980707
Those titties are too insane to be canon. Too full. Too perfect. Too heavy.
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>>577981337
Sounds like a portable hellbomb job
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>watch shuttle land
>melee nearest teammate
>sprint into shuttle
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Crushers single handedly made me not want to use mechs on the squid front
>Their arms block 80% of your shots to their head
>If you hit anything but the head they do their ridiculous stagger animation that you have to wait for them to finish before you can try to hit their head again
>Waste a shitton of ammo if you don't go for the head
>Have to pay attention to them because they will fuck up your mech
>Lumberer kinda works but now you're using the Lumberer on squids
>Breakthrough shield can kill infinite crushers but it takes forever and the shotgun is even worse at hitting the head than other mech guns
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>>577980840
>Overlord in space vibes.
Holy kino.
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What the fuck...
https://youtu.be/JgX2ajtEpOg
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>>577981450
Its so fucking sad too. The MMG used to be a beast. Stalwart has been buffed so much (indirectly because it uses the same ammo as the Liberator lmao) now its legit too good.
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>>577980201
>never thought i'd stand side by side with a heretic
>UwU how about a cryotube warmer?
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just got home from wage cage, what is up with the patch? Wrong answers only while I read the update.
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>>577981556
God this thread is filled with absolute fucking pussies
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>>577981443
I'd understand if it I left the spawners intact and didn't kill everything around the encampment beforehand
But when i do all of that and then order the Hellbomb and the small group of voteless which give off no sound proceed to swipe at me while the freshly spawned overseers destroy my hellbomb and begin the juggling act of surviving long enough to call a hellbomb just to get shot at by artillery overseers just to have it destroyed by necromorphs just to ad infinitum
It is a little cancerous
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>>577981337
Every single objective in the game should do that though?
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>>577981625
doesn't sound like humans, kill 'em all
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>>577981625
I mean yeah there's people inside
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>>577981662
Cultists got added.
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>>577981692
Why aren't your teammates covering you
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>>577981625
At last, simulated child murder.
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>>577981757
They're currently not online
And playing with any rando above level 75 is like tard wrangling a child with machine guns strapped to their limbs
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>>577981337
Heaven forbid the enemies try to stop you from completing an objective. Also, watcher spires have multiple warp gates around them that are effectively spawners. Blow them up, you dingus.
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>>577981337
Yeah it's awful, if only this was a team game and 3 people could stand guard while you arm the bomb (it takes 2 seconds)
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>>577981690
Just tourist trash because its a content update.
The mechs fucking body all the enemies in the game with zero effort. You even get a free one as a POI now.
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i wear the adreno-defib armor so i can justifiably crash out when seafaggots kill me.
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>>577981337
Lower the difficulty, nigger.
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>>577974721
2/4
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>>577982021
Based
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>>577981757
>not playing solo
shitter detected
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>>577982021
>blows your head off
Try to adreno-defib this
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>>577981337
Yeah narrowhead should remove the enemies from the game
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>>577981616
>Overlord
it's funny how you could be talking about the shitty movie or the garbage anime and I'd have the same reaction
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>>577982143
Autistic faggot, go play a single player game.
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maybe I'm bad at math, but shotguns DPS is really low,no? Feel like even secondary weapons have higher DPS
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>>577981878
Sir, you're asking too much from pubbies. They treat this game like it's a single player game and their teammates are NPCs with better/worse programming.
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>complain about an annoying aspect of the game
>every reply save one is some shitter saying it should be even easier while being coddled by their teammates
Gee Bill
That projector sure is running hot
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>>577981337
this post triggered so many nerftrannies, good job
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>shoot the Pyramid Head man
>his hat comes off
>shoot his head
>he doesn't die in one shot

Narrowhead needs to fix their game it's all bullshit and it's just too darn hard
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>>577981717
I swear Take Down Overship objective used to call in reinforcements on the gun as soon as you shot the overship. I was really confused when it didn't happen recently.
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>>577982475
seething reddit tourist lmao
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>>577981337
>perfect chance to bring EMS strike and remove the annoyance aspect from something he dislikes
>doesn't
What causes this?
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>>577982250
I think its the game, Overlord. With the minions.
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>>577981337
This is it
The worst post in the history of /hdg/
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>>577969571
Sex with bugs
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>>577982650
>temporary stun with a longer recharge than a gattling barrage which does the same with the bonus of killing anything it hits
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>>577982373
I love playing helldivers with my friends
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>>577981337
>take the time to dismantle every camp and spawner on the map before hitting an objective
>the game can just randomly decide that it doesn't matter and the same amount of enemies will just spawn out of thin air as soon as you turn your camera
>shitters will still defend this despite all three factions having ways to drop more enemies on the map
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>>577982324
You are just bad in general my friend. All the shotguns are good, mostly because all the enemies got nerfed to useless garbage
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>>577982730
Can you arm a hellbomb under a gatling barrage, anon?
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>>577982660
in that case I retract my disgust and apologize
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>>577982310
just lower the difficulty sport, maybe one day you can do a D1 mission without your training wheels
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>start the game
>game makes me go helldiving to get super credits
This game is too hard for me
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>Shoot Cluster rocket (coolest support weapon btw) into a horde of squiggers
>Get marked as traitor because there were some SEAFs near them
Reeeeee
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>>577982740
>play with friends
>they drop the game because they want boss fights
They also wished the game to be more like Vermentide 2
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Boy did I roll a crit or what
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>>577982184
too late nigger.
your blueberries have already been harvested.
i didn't even do anything. The MG SEAF killed them all
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>>577982932
Not even Super Earth likes your teamkiller 9000.
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Watchers have too much HP, float around too much and do too much damage
Not to mention too many of them spawn at once making the game unplayable
It's really unfair
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>this thread if gucci slippers and smokefunds had been strangled by the umbilical cord
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>>577983069
have you considered lowering the difficulty
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>>577982934
>>they drop the game because they want boss fights
so they are helldivers 1 fans and went into 2 with the impossible to match expectations set by a $15 indie game?
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>>577983069
>do too much damage
They don't, but I agree they feel like they should have less HP. What sucks the most is when they see you through obstacles due to malicious swedish coding.
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>>577982650
>trannime shitter
figures. you use smoke to cover up your skill issue. preferably concealed deploy to make sure other shitters learn not to crutch on turrets.
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>>577981961
Memes aside it makes the trucks way worse, which is good since running over the other new unit is very rewarding.
GL jeep when.
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>>577983103
Here's a better pic
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>finished 40k bond
>capped on medals again
BORED NOW
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I just take a sentry + all reds on squiggies. I just don't feel anything shooting them.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242590834502/76561198126520852
Lobby!
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>>577983069
I hate the fact the always seem to fall on the purple barrels killing everything in a 20ft radius.
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>install the mod that removes the retarded eye rape screen effects from watchers
>squiggers become infinitely more enjoyable to play
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>>577982934
My friends kept playing occasionally and we got the wives and girlfriends into friendslop games on the weekends.

People love this game man.
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>>577983312
Cute!
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>>577982730
It's basically the same cd, just a few seconds slower as gatling barrage with the upgrades.
And the thing is that it stuns everything that tries to fuck with the hellbomb arming sequence, making it smooth as butter.
Can also be used to group up and herd enemies in grenades, fire or other stratagems while giving massive breathing rooms to everyone.

It's a niche comfort stratagem to make the game easier when dealing with big hordes.
You've been offered the perfect solution for your issue, but you'd rather slot in more damage over utility and complain about a gameplay element you can completely trivialize if willing.
Are you a woman or just having estrogen spikes?

>>577983165
>game gives you tools you can use to trivialize a situation
>point at it for anon having issues with said situation
>NOOOO YOU ARE SKILLED ISSUED SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE EMS STRIKE
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>>577981052
>The creative force behind the game's base design is long gone, leaving only the scammers and permanent vacationers to rip off, temu and collab
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>point out shit game design
>immediatly buckbreak half the thread
fucking JEJ
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>>577983469
I accept you concession.
Your izzat is protected for the duration of this thread.
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>frogtroon
figures
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>>577982021
I wear Adreno-Defibrillator because the extra Arc resist is nice against Harvesters (and reduces Watcher shocks to scratch damage), and the increased stim duration is helpful for teammates and for healing SEAF Soldiers.

>>577982324
Shotguns either have good damage per round combined with high stagger in exchange for low rate of fire, or high DPS in exchange for zero stagger, or just have bad damage and no stagger in exchange for increased armor pen. And stagger isn't something you can put a price on when you're being rushed down by a bunch of Wretches.
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>>577969982
>>577970483
GGs, very chill time.
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Man this update really got everyone mad.
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>>577983687
Melee the wretches with a sword
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>>577983312
FVLL.
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>>577958732
some of us turn off nameplates on teammates so we can record gameplay to post here without doxxing or wasting time editing it out
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>>577983728
It's a really cool world but having only two new enemies is stupid
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>>577982934
Your friends sound fat.
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>>577983576
It's okay to seethe but I wish you weren't pretending so hard about it
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>minebroken by an image of a green frog
my lungs are gonna give out from laughing this hard
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>solves the watcher problem
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>>577983728
That's just the community in general.
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>>577983576
>shit game design is when the game doesn't play itself
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>>577983728
Being with three good players vs being with three useless ones is a completely different experience with the spawnrates.
I think that's the main point no one's addressing.
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We are Purple Gaming right now boys
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>>577983923
remember to lift with your knees when moving that goalpost
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>>577983947
True. I usually play with friends or /hdg/ so games are almost always fun.
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>>577983787
I edit it manually because i know you are too insecure to admit the fur fag is the most fun guy in the lobby
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>anon has issue with the game
>have you tried XYZ solutions?
>"no."
>"also the game sucks"
>"and I refuse to learn and adapt"
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>>577983896
For real. you can take down two reliably before reloading and you barely have to aim.
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I havent had a single issue in D10s with the new MO. With randos or the idiots here. Occasionally, I get kicked for tking randos. Thats about the only hiccup i have.
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>>577984046
I look like this and say this and (you) do too.
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Update kinda sucks....
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>>577983896
>>577984143
I just use the k*ht and fucking hose them down.
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>>577984176
D10 is easy as fuck when you have a group that's even semi-competent.
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>>577984030
>dogfucker glazing himself
Many such cases
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Which title is the biggest red flag?
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>noooo you can't hecking criticize daddy AH
holy shit you fags better be getting paid to be acting out like this
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>>577984469
Cadet. Sloptubers like Ohdough uses it because they think theyre being unique and theyre the biggest shitters ever.
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>>577984385
Its just not that hard anyways. If shit gets to dicey, just run away. Everything is wicked slow.
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>>577984567
I used Cadet until 150,felt like I had to earn a warbond Title before using it
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What loadouts do you guys use for vote snatchers?
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>>577984469
Assault infantry
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Anyone else experiencing network errors?
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>>577984469
[REDACTED] guarantees you're about to get absolutely assblasted by friendly fire. You're also getting kicked if you even clip him with a bullet
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>>577984469
>Which title is the biggest red flag?
your favorite one
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>>577984469
I use space cadet sometimes cuz its funny and i smoke weed. which i realize is pretty cringe but i dont care.
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>>577981337
fuck off tourist
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>>577984469
title doesnt matter, but you know you've got a retard when they are rocking stealth armor, bonus retard points for the matching hood helmet.
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>>577984784
Oh right it's CHEWSday.
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>>577984469
Cadet and Redacted
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>>577984784
STEAM IS DEAD
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>increase the spawn slider to maximum
>there's too many spawns
how could arrowhead do this to me
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>>577981337
Every objective can do that tho? Artillery has always been famous for it. You can also abuse it to make a main objective easy mode for your squad
>Approach artillery
>Director turns rabid and sends literal map cap patrols at you
>Squad at main objective chugging brewskis and being bored
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>bots reinforce by a guy doing a specific animation, and firing a flare. dropship has to fly in from the edge of the map and drop units, you can see what the ship is carrying to make judgement calls about running or fighting
>it is incredibly satisfying to nail an engine as it comes in, and watch as it spirals, snaps in half, and explodes into the ground burying or killing whatever it was carrying

>bugs reinforce from the littlest guys doing an animation that looks almost identical to their other animations, random spots nearby are picked and enemies will then just spawn out of the ground
>is somewhat satisfying to spawn camp buggers with barrages and fire

>squids are just bots but worse, a small flying enemy calls in, their "animation" is it blinks a bit. if it floats over a rock or near a tree it will randomly launch itself 20 feet in the air then shoot back down to ground level in a faction of a second because its janky hover pathing. squid dropships just make a lame blue fart cloud when you shoot one down, a fact that hurts them more because stingrays are a blast to shoot down, no idea what it will spawn until its already all deployed as they just pick a spot to spawn units out of the ground under them

I can't help but wonder if they make the interns or diversity hires work on the squids
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>Shoot the flowers, wage cuck
6 months btw
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What are the go-to planets for SC farming these days after the nerfs?
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>>577984143
>you can take down two reliably
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>try the sterilizer on the vote snatchers
>end up finally singling out a crusher away from my team so i can guesstimate how well it works on them
>after finishing the third tank and the crusher having done nothing but flail around like a retard for 4 minutes i remember they apparently regenerate health
>mfw I'm retarded retarded
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>>577985043
artillery lets me complete its objectives in stages and the enemies can never undo my progress or do something which results in my immediate death (destroying the armed hellbomb)
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>>577985102
It regenerates like 30/hp second after not taking damage for a few seconds. They just have a shitload of HP and gas does fucking nothing.
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Cyborgs have human roots. Illuminate will consider them an enemy. Common threat.. bugs are just resources we sacrifice populations over to manage galactic superiority.
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>>577983896
>warrant, amr, supply pack, 200 watcher kills in a single drop
>map still a laser disco
don't bother
i'm being serious
just ditch the little assholes
>>
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>>577985306
>le heckin' traitor
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>>577985102
>>577985236
isn't gas damage entirely a dot so spraying them non-stop is basically doing nothing but wasting ammo compared to spraying them just enough to keep reapplying it?
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>>577985102
But...science! Thank you for your conribution
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>>577982475
Aim better, the second shot did not hit the head.
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>>577984469
The guys with the title Rank 300, because they are massive noobs.
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>>577983231
>Super Earth civvies can privately own exosuits
and why is that not better than current day AmeriKKKa again??
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>>577985434
Yeah i think so. Sterilizer is pure actual unusable dogshit.
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>>577984143
>kiling two in a full mag is somehow impressive
Bwo, legitimately just learn to aim with your primary
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Every gun should have the warrant lock on, it's the future what's arrowhead's excuse?
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>>577976430
Indeed, CRUSH THE PSYCHIC MUTANTS!
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>>577985102
>>577985540
Speargun does everything that the sterilizer does but better and from range.
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>>577985721
Shitter here. How do I use the Speargun well?
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>>577984821
>>577984930
But I like [Redacted]...
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The Ai algorithm calculates required human loss to keep the bots and the borgs under its thumb.
Cyberstan was just a show of force telling them they can be touched. Human loss requirements were completely unnecessary. Squids are the bad apple. Completely alien and exotic and untouched by human creativity. Crafting horrors of no use by capturing humans and making them monsters.. humans that could be feeding our galactic terminid farm.
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>>577984858
I use it because of the Kyuss song
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>>577985774
Aim at weakpoints/joints on heavies, aim at the middle or front of crowds.
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99% answer incorrectly.
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>>577985721
Gas grenade does everything the sterilizer does but better.
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>>577983896
>solves the watcher and 90% of the squid problem
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>pubbies are on the lidar objective for like 5 minutes while another rando and I are doing the main obj
>half the enemies on the map are dropping at our position
>I assume they must be getting overwhelmed either way because rotating the dish can be hard vs these enemies
>finally run over to there
>they haven't even turned on the terminal
pubbies are ALWAYS more incompetent than first believed.
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>>577985964
I unironically enjoy using the liberator penetrator. Pinpoint accuracy with a large mag. Delicious.
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>>577985964
Smg/flam-34 stoker paired with the warrent for the flashlights.. take whatever else suppor weapons. Deal with the chaff to buy time for demise of the big boys.
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>>577984469
Cadet. The higher level the worse
Private. Going along with Arrowheads retardation is grounds for a TK and a kick
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Sorry i was too retarded before to get what you were asking. I thought you meant something else.
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>>577974721
donezo
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>>577986112
There's a fleshmob noclipped into the lidar
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>>577985964
Literally pointless outside Overseers specifically for which you'd rather use the Deadeye or Hotshot to dispatch them instantly. Firerate and mag capacity's too shit for voteless hordes anyway.
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>>577986316
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>>577986112
>Pubbies call down the sub objective drill for the geo survey
>Turn it on but don't do the coordinate mini game before things spawn in like a smart person does
>Place gets overrun, no one can get the terminal cause of the mini game, everyone has to run away
You don't hate pubbies enough
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>>577985645
or i can quickly swap to it, 180 and pop a watcher because my friends are too retarded and/or high to focus on an orb of flashing fucking lights that they somehow fucking seem to miss every fucking time.
Trust me, the instant lock auto aim homing bullets is nice.
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>be me (Proud Redditor)
>be playing my favorite team game (Helldivers 2!!)
>start a round on the expert hard mode Super Helldive because that gives me the most Diverbux
>place an SOS Beacon so more wholesome chunguses can join me
>die repeatedly waiting for new chungeses to join my game because Arrowhead doesn't know how to design games
>heckin' cute lil blueberries get sent to help me
>they're all excited to meet me
>hug each one individually
>protect them from the alien SCUM
>use all my stims to keep my heckin blueberries alive
>die multiple times protecting them
>but it's so worth it when they say the dialogue
>le fellow teammate finally lands
>gets heckin angery in chat
>"bro wtf are you doing, you've died 15 times and we just started"
>they dont understand how important my blueberries are
>tell them im protecting the HECKIN' BLUEBERRIES
>they dont respond (my high IQ has intimidated them into silence)
>suddenly, he MELEES ONE OF MY BLUEBERRIES!!
>MUH PRECIOUS HECKIN BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!
>TK HIM IMMEDIATELY
>BASH HIS CORPSE INTO GIBS
>BURN HIS GIBS WITH A HECKIN' FLAMETHROWER
>call him a TRAITOR to SUPER EARTH in chat
>kick him before he can come back to hurt my blueberries
>lose the round without finishing a single objective because Arrowhead doesn't understand the difference between difficulty and bullshit
>sigh wistfully, knowing my blueberries all went home that day
>start a new game to protect even more heckin' blueberries
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>>577986736
Making up shit like this is a sign of mental illness i'm pretty sure
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>>577986631
Double edge Sickle is primo for squids. Light pen mode and endless mag is great for hordes. The higher pen at medium can bring down overseers, but in a pinch at high pen when it’s trying to kill you, it can bring down harvesters and scarab fighters.
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>>577986072
Unironically the best support weapon for the Squids. Kinda jank against Overseers but even 4 shots of the Bolt Pistol to the joint kill those now.
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>>577984469
Super Citizen
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>>577986906
It fucks on bots too. 1 taps devs. Even the heavy fucks if it wiggles around the shield. Double taps gun ships. Full mag can delete tanks and hulks if 1 or 2 shells strike the back. Can deal with turrets if you're willing to burn a little extra ammo. It is just a fucking problem solver. Bugs kinda works but they got too many resistant heavies and far too many small fast gap closers. For them I take the spear.
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>>577986686
I forgot to mention that the second I arrived, they ran away to a different objective leaving me to deal with the drop myself. Infuriating. Should've kicked them out
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>hit rock or oddly shaped tree with gater
>it flips over
remind me why people like this thing again
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>>577986845
I went to reddit even though I know you're a regular there just to prove a point. Top post since the update:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1vqvypw/you_monster/
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>>577987542
Yeah you still made up this whole story in your mind, from a random reddit post. Take your meds please.
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Who gives a shit? Neck yourself
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I did an explosive handshake emote with a SEAF and the host tked me for headbutting them. Strange people out there.
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>632
Sorry if it was too close to your actual playstyle redditfag

>664
After you faggot
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>>577987632
Dude ur the guy who made the reddit post. fkn faggot.
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>>577986316
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AH should stop being faggots and add a ball pern hammer as a secondary so i can beat the snot out of these aliens like God intended.
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>>577987793
This calendar except it's a femboy
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Is steam working lobby doko
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>>577958129
Cookout or breaker incendiary for the squids?
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Why don't I see any new missions on the new planet?
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>>577987913
Cookout for the stagger
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>>577987934
You were shadowbanned for sucking dick at the game
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>>577987913
Cookout 100%, it one-shots the wretches. Breaker Incel doesn't
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WASP can lock watchers right?
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CHOBBY YOLO!?
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>>577988129
Yes.
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>>577988129
Yes, that is like one of two things it is good at against Vote Snatchers. I wonder if the artillery mode would actually be useful, I don't think I've ever used it except to try it out for shits and giggles back in the months immediately after release.
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>>577988315
No and it will never be good. It is complete and total fucking ass and should be deleted.
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>>577988129
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>>577988498
It's that easy, arrowhead.
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>>577988129
>purple hair
>shower curtain dress
Well, that explains the state of the game.
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Lobby Coconut, we're doing a Grand Tour.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242594274296/76561198040375859
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>>577985102
>i wonder why my farts dont kill anything
1 dmg + 20tick vs 6k hp you burrito gobbling spastic
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>>577988840
FVLL
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>>577989039
>not swedish military
also idk what AI you're using but its bad
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>>577989154
theyre larping. which is what the swedes do best
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Insane update. The objectives are all boring, the "new" (reskinned) environmental hazards are also nothing. The planets in the void look just like normal planets. But I guess there's 2 new units. Good work here Arrowhead. Will play again in 6 months when there's actual new content
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>>577978727
>same damage
only in the explosion, thermite still has the DoT. mine can't kill drop ships without breaking the shield, there's probably other breakpoints the thermites still have an advantage in plus you can chuck them way farther.
gigas however have definitely been powercrept, i see no reason to use them anymore.
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>>577989813
it's AI tho
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>>577990385
noooooooooooooooooooooo really??????????????????
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>>577990534
ya really
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>>577990128
Incorrect
The void planet looks like a normal planet but with 20 less fps from the extra filter effects
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>go to bug home turf
>big bug boss is there
>go to bot home turf
>big bot boss is there
>go to squid home turf
>2 new zombies are there
I need more actual SQUIDS to fight
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D10
bot or bug

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>>577983312
GGs, got frame-mogged by SEAF... idk how I'm going to recover
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>>577991125
don't give up hope, copediver. 2 more weeks and the big squid boss will be added!
its just a crusher riding on the shoulders of second crusher and covered head to toe in watcher spotlights
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What could they have done for the illuminate boss?
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>>577991343
2/4
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>>577991462
Great Eye from HD1, but I'm pretty sure they canonically lost that tech. Still coping and hoping for Council Members.
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>>577983312
GGs, WASP fucks.
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Kissing cute SEAFS!
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>>577963421
Confirmed that invisible pink elephants raping me in my sleep are real
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>>577991343
3/4
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>>577991864
>every rocket flies right over teammate's head
Kino
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>>577991462
A giant flesh mob, like huge, it follows players endlessly and you can chunk off pieces of it as you damage it which temporarily slows it down

But it also cannot die, and picks up new bodies as it goes. It screams super earth propaganda as you attack it.
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>>577985791
Aye same but it's at minimum top 5 shitter magnet sadly, and I don't even mean the guys that commit to the bit and bring stelf armor. Maybe because it's edgy or something, but I like my [Redacted] I am the anonymous diver.
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>Dive backwards onto the ground avoiding a wretch pounce
>Seaf-chan blows off my head mid dive
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>>577991343
3/4 play the game
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>>577992513
Oooooh so that's what you meant by fucking seaf, I thought they just got into your line of fire oof. The mgers are a fucking menace.
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>stand infront of seaf
>get shot by seaf
fucking swiggers did this
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>>577992583
I speak for everyone when I say
we're all playing squids
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>>577991343
FVLL
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>>577991343
>>577992732
that's good because we're FVLL
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>nigger with HSO rage quits
>no one rejoins
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>Family Guy jingle mod is too quiet to be funny
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>>577992828
>join pubbie already in
>dies once and quits
>same as the other guy
>and the other other guy
I just don't get it, and they were like 130. Luckily the swedish overlords smiled on me and more people could actually join for once.
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>>577992513
>Truth Enforcers mentally conditions players to start policing battlefield allies
>Master of Ceremony provides the Commissar drip
>40K warbond drops at the same time as the update which introduces a bunch of disaposable troops you can corral around the battlefield
There's one very easy and direct way to improve troop morale into fighting the right way.
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Heavy SEAF Presence on other factions when...please... soon... I'm getting tired of squids.
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>>577993824
I wonder if they'll make it a DSS modifier.
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>host keeps dying to his own turrets
>saw him blow up after getting swarmed with voteless
>pretty sure it was his own grenade
>at extraction now
>someone throws an eagle strategem
>host starts running towards it's direction
>I spam Q at it trying to warn him
>he dies
>"YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING USELESS!"
>leaves
the pelican lands 10 seconds later
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what is it about ze bugs that attracts the most mentally ill main character syndrome players
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>Aim at watcher
>It instantly floats a level above
>Aim again
>It floats a level below
>Repeat ad infinitum
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>>577993879
It would be excellent as a Super Sample donation sink. Finally get people searching for the Cock Rock and Mega Fort High Value Sample again at D10.
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>>577993404
>can’t wield saber and pistol at the same time
There is no commissar drip until such a time.
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>>577993879
Please no, anything but that. That's too restrictive. Unless it replaces Eagle Storm permanently I would not want this.
>>577994463
This sounds more interesting, but instead of a DSS sample sink, it should be per planet. Once a planet has the appropriate amount of samples, Heavy SEAF Presence activates.
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>machinegun SEAF blows my back even when there are no enemies nearby
they are legit more cancer than fucking turret AI
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I think they're aware people want Cultists
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why is the cremator so fun
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>>577994796
*no enemies that you can see
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this game fucking sucks it's too hard
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>>577995041
Its pretty and kills many thing quick
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>quickplay anomaly planet
>10 minutes have passed when i join
>0 reinforcements left
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>>577995041
overtuned desu. It almost does everything for both bugs and squids
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Despite everything, this update is still better than machinery of oppression
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>>577995458
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
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Did bugs get adjusted, there seem to be a lot more of them now from breaches. Not that I'm complaining I like it.
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>>577994797
If only they included that same feedback sooner. Perhaps sometime during the many months of asking for that very same thing
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>>577994080
>holding staircase from temu necromorphs
>green starts sprinting up and away from a horde
>try to cover him but he starts sprinting into me and bodyblocking every shot
>literally 5 whole ass seconds of this, he doesn't dive, doesn't go prone, doesn't go around
>finally lose patience and melee him to shoot a snitch drone before it pops
>unseen skyrim giant comes in from the right and crushes his skull
>immediately leaves
>pelican arrives 10 seconds later
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>>577995831
imagine getting mad at video games.
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SEXO SEXPERTS WARBOND WHEN????
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>>577996638
Should I get mad irl instead?
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>>577996638
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>>577996638
>>577997140
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>>577997061
not you doofus, the loser who left. you did everything right.
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>>577995321
Literally the exact same thing happened to me. I then went and actually did some objectives, then got kicked. Fuck 'em
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>>577997047
when you kill yourself
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Just wanted to see if my ban was up yet
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>>577995321
When a game is past 20 mins or so, i always bring the more reinforcement budget
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>>577997294
I mean I've been that guy who leaves sometimes, and not always before blasting the eruptor user who ragdolled/killed me because there was a voteless two feet away from me.
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ggz
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>>577988840
Good stuff lads, that was fun
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>>577998507
bonus
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>>577994797
I wonder if Piggynator got her trough plowed recently or something she's been far more active than usual.
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fighting squiggers in the squoid get in squeer

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242599900228/76561197994523911
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>>577998507
this gives of body cam vibes. Did he deserve it? was he a squid spy or something. this is going to be reported you know.
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>>577998749
This anon wants to have sex with Baskinator and can't handle those emotions like an adult, so he has to mock her like a child.
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>>577997583
Is this the foid that slammed her black hawk into the airliner over the Potomac
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>>577998772
sqvll
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>>577998845
shut up fat cunt.
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>500kg
Why do glazedivers insist on pushing this mid ass stratagem?
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>>577998945
You can admit that you want to have sex with fat white women, most men do.
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>>577998845
I bet you touch yourself when people point out your fat ass.
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>>577999019
noob trap, just like the ultimatum
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>>577999082
I'm supposed to read this and think that you DON'T want to have sex with baskinator?
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>>577999019
/hdg/ is the only place on the internet that figured out strafing run is the best eagle
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>>577999019
>he cares about what other people do to have fun in a PvE game
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When are they gonna add another eagle strategem that flies away from you like the strafing run?
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>>577999191
I dont hate the new buffed napalm (aka wizard fire wall) vs chaff spam
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>redacted regiment
>cutting edge
>freedom flame
>chemical agents
>masters of ceremony
which of these is the best/most fun
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>>577999345
Yeah great timing I've thrown more of those than anything this past week
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>>577999235
>homie got called out
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>>577999383
Flame. Redacted is fucking terrible
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>>577999191
Sounds like bullshit and cope, there's no way everyone else is just retarded.
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>>577999019
I bring it vs Bots, because it's a large demo 50 explosion with a low cooldown that's good to use vs detector towers and some secondaries (AA defense/ mortar base). Other than that, I never bring it anywhere else.
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You guys prefer strafing run to 500kg because it's "better"
I prefer 500kg to strafing run because it looks cooler.
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>>577999464
>projecting
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>>577999542
People think that 500Kg is the best Eagle because it makes a big explosion. It doesn't matter that Eagle Airstrike or Eagle Strafing run are better in the majority of situations, they judge it based on how cool it looks rather than how effective it is, which would be more based if it didn't stem from ignorance.
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>>577999383
The stealth shit was working magically for the first part of the MO set, and when it does work you will feel fucking amazing just doing the entire map 0 deaths in 10-15 minutes. Feels like you're a real commando.
It's fallen off more recently with the mindless spam
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>>577999626
The chad fun haver
>>577999673
The virgin meta slave
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>>577999790
Hey man, I take Eagle Cluster Bomb. I'm just saying that 500Kg bomb isn't as good as people think it is.
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>>577999673
Wrong
They don't read patch notes and 500kg is what jewtubers put in S tier. Airstrike has ALWAYS been better since the launch of the game
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I unironically like the eagle smoke stratagem.
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>>578000139
Is eagle smoke good against vox engines? People barely even figured out how to fight those by the time they got nerfed.
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The new eagle Napalm is where it's at.
>Muh demo force
Don't care everything burns
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>>577999383
Reinforced Epaulettes is an underrated passive but the amendment is shit.
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>No cultists
>No secret boss
>No new content
You
Were
Wrong
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>>578000479
Theres still a chance, bro! Heres how Cultists can still win!
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It is crazy people asked for FOMO to be added to the game because they were upset that stratagems were in warbonds (that you can do at your own pace) that they already scam for free. It is just nonsense. If AH are going to do it, they should just do capes for major events. That is the only thing that should be rewarded by MOs.
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>>577999673
>>577999626
>>577999790
Unironic birdbrained foidminded groids moment, lmao.
Imagine not picking the most versatile and useful option just because it doesn't look flashy.
>no I need my 6'6 flashy loser, over the 5'11 manlet billionaire
kek
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>>577999879
The clusters remind me of watching late night news of Desert Storm 1 when i was a kid. Shits tight. Regularly get 20+ kills.
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>When seaf uses the machine gun they have to brace themselves like a helldiver firing a maxigun
>Meanwhile helldivers can move freely with the machine gunner
yuh huh, arrowhead. Keep telling us how helldivers arnt special in any way
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>>578000203
Sorta okay, voxs just throw so much bullshit out that the cloud really doesn't do much at times. It does massively reduce the chance of them hitting you with their fusion cannons, and the gatling cannons usually don't see you unless you're right next to them. The only use case for smokes against a vox engine is to easily get underneath them when they're surrounded by other bots since the chaff usually can't detect you easily within the clouds. It's a decent strategy when killing them via the grenade into vent method, but often times it's pointless since: 1. your teammates will be throwing a bunch of shit at them 2. there's more than one and smoke can only cover so much area.

You're better off tossing it on yourself so you can quickly leave the area. I've noticed on bots they march towards wherever they last saw you, so it's pretty handy for repositioning.
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>>577999673
Eagle Airstrike was SS on Bots before AH made the bases bigger and more stretched out. Definitely was hit by soft nerfs.
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Am I the only one who always takes Strafing Run + any other eagle for the lower cooldown on rearm trait?

Always leaving at least 1 strafing run for faster rearm, Rocket Pods + Strafing is my favorite eagle combos for spamming and anti heavies
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>anon pretends eagle strike isn't the most meta shit ever
you are not unique anon
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>Redditors are creaming themselves over a clearly AI generated biome
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>>578000979
if it was realistic cluster would decimate armor as well but Sweden is party to the Convention on Cluster Munitions
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>>578000831
And to think how good and fun the flame FRV would have been against all these also FOMO enemies and events.
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>>578001051
>I've noticed on bots they march towards wherever they last saw you, so it's pretty handy for repositioning.
this is why bots are actually not to hard. but dummies couldnt figure it out.
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>order exo
>every enemy in 200m turns towards me and starts shooting
huh?
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>you are not unique anon
that can't be true, my mom says i'm a very special boy
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>>578001215
>it came to me in a dream
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>>578001215
>Caring what literal morons think
Stay there, its where you belong.
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>>578001340
Not to mention the epoch tranny wouldnt stop talking about how "beautiful" the new biome was
>>578001458
>Trying to imply 4chan isnt full of morons
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You genuinely have to admire how plebbitors and tumblerites on xitter are defending the tadpoles exterminations and saying Super Earth is bad for infanticide, while completely ignoring what they did to our human children.
They truly aren't humans, just some fucking demented subspecies of humanity.
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500kg makes a big boom
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>>578001535
The fact you think they're even remotely similar shows how retarded you are. Stay where you belong.
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>>578001561
Its called being media literate, chuddie. Youre supposed to take the high road. (Roll over and die)
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>>578001316
They changed FRV and Exo aggro AGAIN so unmanned FRV and Exos will get hard aggro even on drop off.

This is a huge nerf to supply FRV too since you have to babysit it near you or else you're coming back to a wreck
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>>578001535
Kill yourself
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>>578001659
I really fucking hate sw*d*s. A lot.
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500KG + Strafing run is the goated combo
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>>578001630
4channers have been more like redditors for years. Youre a delusional newfag or just in denial if you cant see it. The only difference is we can say slurs and insults without an instant ban but the attitude and way of speaking are exactly the same.
>>578001686
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>>578001561
>They truly aren't humans, just some fucking demented subspecies of humanity.
No one has a mind for nuance anymore
If you do a bad thing you are Le Bad end of story
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>>578001561
Truly.
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>oh neat the desert map!
>all fucking red
who thought of this? Its worse than the mexico yellow filter
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>redditors live in my head rentfree
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>>578001808
Uhhhh swedes served s conscripts, you know that, right? They KNOW what deserts ACTUALLY look like
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>>578001808
This is actually what deserts look like in Sweden, so stop complaining.
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>>578001891
Stop dilating about redditors
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Still in disbelief at the stupidity of arrowhead as a company
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>>578001787
>infants
>it's literally a wellspring of psychic shrieks and terror
The chuds are right, that migrants welcome mentality has destroyed everyone
Literally ready to roll over and die to save le children even if in this fcase they're literally mutants that gestate feeding on POWs
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>>578001725
Funnily enough, its a buff for mines since enemies gets aggro'd to the mine spinners and walk into the mines themselves

The AT mines are REALLY good on crushers because of this
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>>578001787
Maybe they shouldn't have brought the fight back to our doorstep. Perhaps they shouldn't have taken our peers and turned them into flesh amalgamations and literal melded abominations. Not have flooded the galaxy with a fucking void. But they did and they intend to eradicate mankind, so we will eradicate them right back. Do you expect or hope for SE to just sit there and say "yes we are in fact... LE BAD... We did... LE BAD... Please kill us all"
suck the business end of a shotgun and pull the trigger, tranny
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>>578001561
The second Reddit associates anything even remotely to fascism, it's irredeemable evil and you're the heckin bad guy. Even when the alternative is
>mindless bugs that eat and colonize everything much the same as SE does
>bots that grind human bodies up for fuel and have arguably literally made an army of slaves
>mind control squids that put countless worlds into a literal black hole, no doubt killing millions if not billions of innocent people
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lobby doko
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>>578002134
If anything, how come we aren't using squids to make weird flesh abominations for weapons?
We are my sentient weapons I can have sex with all made out of squidwomen that I can use to skill more squids with my cum?
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>>578001787
Kill yourself
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>>578002586
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>>578002434
Okay, chudler. Let's see if your tiny, pathetic little brain which is as small as your penis, can keep up here:
>bugs are analogous to brown people and it's okay if they do it
>bots are analogous to communists and it's okay when they do it (see any communist atrocity that mogs the shit out of anything hecking nazirinos ever did)
>squids are analogous to palestine and it's okay if they do it
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>>578002697
Kill yourself
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>>578002715
>squids are analogous to palestine
You are thinking of Israel, but otherwise correct.
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>>578001787
>we think the crushers might be children so it's all justified, right?
I like his implication that they couldn't be children, like he somehow thinks that the children from every planet in the void are somehow ok. Squids quite literally made their own non-combatants fair game when they invaded Calypso.
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>>578002747
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>>578002890
the 6 month wait for a new patch is sort of silly tho, there is a phase 4 to operation void piercer. so who knows what night pop up;]
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>>578001659
Exos always did even empty, very noticeable on commando missions trying to store a mech.
FRV I was sure they did too but I guess not, still had a mega aggro radius when used.
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>>578002715
I'm surprised we even still get games that are ironic because the lack of imagination to entertain things that aren't necessarily true by modern faggot westerners is limiting. I don't even talk about Warhammer 40K anymore because there's now a growing demographic of people within the hobby that will attack you for glazing the Imperium.
>Don't you know they're NAZIS? We shouldn't be idolizing NAZIS. They're the bad guys! Here, come join my space elves that have a death cult and literally invented Satan.
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>>578003082
i don't see how they can escalate it. Maybe we'll get invasion of SE 2.0 with the cultists for real this time but on the off chance that something is actually coming really soon it feels like they have once again missed the mark completely by blowing their load early with the anomalous planet. It would have been the best time to surprise drop them.
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>>578002890
Kill yourself
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>>578003319
I will tell you my guess. My guess is the void will break, and unleach some dumb shit and now squigs are a massive threat then its just the bug mos again. Thats my grounded, down to super earth, theory.
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Boy I sure love the totally not teleporting hordes of enemies. I love the not overly spongy crushers. I love the totally functioning as intended SEAF soldiers shooting at me from across the map when there's absolutely nothing near me. I love seeing a headless wretch with a limb stretching all the way across the map flailing at me from behind when it wasn't there literally 2 seconds ago. I love that that I can kill 50 enemies and still not have a second to breathe or focus on the objective because it keeps spawning more on top of me and the devs didn't add a buyable passive that reduces this exact problem. I love how this game is so thoroughly playtested and has bugs ironed out quickly. I love that stratagems still bounce arbitrarily, can stick to yourself and hellpods can get stuck up on any unreachable location as a result. I love how the devs can definitely beat their own game without seeing any problem because they totally didn't outsource everything to a bunch of fucking miserable Indians that have fake degrees and make it their life's goal to piss off everyone else in the world. I'm having fun!
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>>578003364
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>>578002036
Not the same company anymore. Sony call the shots and they need pay piggies to recoup their $4 billion loss on marathon + losses from horizion dawn + fairgames$
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>shoot a watcher with a high damage weapon that should oneshot it
>it hits a fin which breaks off but its still alive
>now i have to hit it again
honestly? if you break a fin it should just fucking die or spin out and crash. fuck these things
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>>578002715
>squids are Palestine
They don't blow themselves up. They're more jewy with all their wormholes (tunnels). Oh no!
>Jews are illuminate.
>Mindless masses are their goyim slaves.
>Muh persecution! Oy void!
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>>578003834
Aside from that, I'm glad I actually get to use something with bullets again! :D
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>>578003965
Oy void it's like anudda sqhith'ah!
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>in my AC walker (air conditioned)
>shooting a shitton of necromantises
>they just keep spawning out of the fog
literally shooting them crawling out of the fog nonstop for like 10 seconds straight
what is this bullshit
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doing this to the next squid i see
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242603495628/76561199802205691
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>People complains about squids have nothing to shoot at because of their dogshit spawn rate
>People complains about squids having too much enemies because of the overblown spawn rate

Current spawn rate is fine, lower your difficulty. 600-800 kills a mission is fun
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>>578003834
>I'm having fun!
Me too anon, been pretty great so far.
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>Speargun destroys stargate in one shot
>Takes out crusher helmet in 1 shot
>2 shot harvester toe
>Huge gas CCs everywhere to keep the hordes everywhere
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Why don't they put a hellbomb in a hellpod and have it set to activate immediately on rising out of the ground?
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>>578004337
2/4
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>>578004626
Stop trying to shill your weapon, Ahab
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>>578004314
>>578004428
There are spots where everything is fine and you can sneak by and there are spots where FUCK YOU and you will literally never advance an inch and notice after killing a triod for the 6th time in the exact same spot. Then you go fuck it and just start walking somewhere else because that's the play apparently.
The drop ships are being weird too, sometimes they behave like usual sometimes they are a gazillion ships, 3+ minutes of drops, because. A bit too buglike for me.
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>>578004735
I LOVE MY SPEARGUN I LOVE MY SPEARGUN I LOVE MY SPEARGUN
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>>577978727
It doesn't kill the Serf walking over them either. The best part
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>>578004664
Budget cuts.
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>>578004337
3/4
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>>578004337
FVLL RAPE SQUID
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>>577980114
Oh have the hive lord return to Omnicron? Haven't seen them in a while.
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>>578004820
But budget cuts would remove the manual activation panel from the hellbomb as the first non-critical thing to go.
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>>578005156
Manual activation was kept because otherwise they would have to stop spending as much money on hellbomb screens and the guy in charge of making the decisions owned stock in a screen manufacturing company.
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>>578004820
Which doesn't really make much sense tho because that means they gotta attach a mini terminal to it for manual activation like missiles and the original nukes had internal timers or bursted on impact.
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mfw it take three shot from the Punisher plasma to kill watcher but I manage to never let them call back up.
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>>578004664
why dont they just make a hellbomb be a real bomb and you just call it in like everything else? Why the uniqueness, and why is it strapped to my back.
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Why do some people leave after we get in the extract shuttle?
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Why not put the mech in a giant hellpod and drop it from orbit?
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>>578004664
Why dont you wear democracy protects and coin toss on every hellbomb activation? If allah wills it, you'll be fine.
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>>578005286
Actually I love this idea that it's all going back to corporate bullshit and shareholders. Fits perfectly super America- I mean the game.
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>>578005440
Why not just use the same tech that we black holed one planet with and just keep doing that.
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>>578005435
Its faster to get to another mission rather than waiting for loading screen and host fucking around. I only stick around if its a operations done MO
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>>578005435
You get rewards as soon as the mission ends. Look at your pause menu it updates in real time
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>>578005435
I think it counts all earnings immediately on the results screen? Some people can't be bothered to watch the whole return sequence to return to civilian life normally.
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>>578005526
Does this work tho?
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so the stratagem launcher just appears when the lumberer takes damage sometimes I guess
only cosmetic though atm
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>>577995321
But you see, those games are where veterans are actually needed.
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>>578005440
EA trademarked Titanfall, sadly
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>>578005692
SC, req, and medals are all added the moment you pick them up, Samples are added after you get in the Pelican.
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>>578005440
way way too cool for AH
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>>578005869
There's also weapon experience but I don't know when exactly that is allocated.
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I always try to avoid my diver death because he has a cutie class B citizen gf waiting for him back at home :3
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>>578005932
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>>578005741
Do you not know how democracy protects works habibi?
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>>577991343
ggs sorry I raped your computer to death with my massive ordnance
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>>578006025
You guys ever notice we never get back home?
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>>578005741
Yes but you get ragdolled and take 1 damage that kills you
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>>578006025
I always kill other divers because they have a cutie class B citizen gf while I dont
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>huffs copium
Bros...
Trust the plan
>huffs copium
>[WARNING COPIUM RESERVES LOW]
Thursday....
>cough
They can still drop the cultists update on Thursday!
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>>578005773
unpopular opinion (maybe idk I'm only here occasionally): mechs should not get the stratagem launcher.
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>>578006357
It would make things easier, for better and worse.
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>>578006472
Mechs already just break 2/3 factions over there knee really easily.
And you can even take them on bots now for a good time and throwdown.
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I came back just for the 40K collab.
>they went for the marksman rifle and not a generic lasgun
>doesn't even shoot red colored beams
>no bayonet
And the heavy armor is ugly. What is it even supposed to resemble? Major missed opportunity with the 40K brand. At least the bolt pistol and melta are fun.
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>>578004664
constantly exploding stuff poisons the soil so you can't grow anything or have a standing army or infrastructure
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>>578006357
Not having it forces the user to risk thier life and mech to use a stragem, or use the ammo provided from the mech to handle the situation. The ammo count is the biggest weakness of the mech, and being able to use the strats without getting out would make an already powerful resource, nigh godlike.
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>>578006259
>non of you infidels know how the passive works
Not surprised honestly. Its never been changed since the game launched. If Allah wills it, you will survive.
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SOMEONE BAKE QUICK!!!!!
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lumberer is dogshit
breakthrough is dogshit
wow, guess the only good thing from that warbond was bullet storm
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>>578006259
Just stim before it explodes
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>>578007003
>breakthrough is dogshit
Absolutely horribly wrong, the fuck you smoking?
Breakthrough singly handedly rapes the illuminates harder than the other mechs
>Source:
Me today, raping the illuminates harder then the other mechs did.
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>>578007003
>lumberer is dogshit
>breakthrough is dogshit
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>>578007003
Let me guess, you are a botsissy?
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>breakthrough is bad
>3600 damage per shot
better go into hiding for a bit after embarrassing yourself like that.
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>>578007078
if you profane your armor by stimming allah will not grant you his protection
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>six grillion crushers and wretches spawning up your ass at once with non stop fucking watchers calling backup tanking a full mag then killing you when they fall

I hate squids
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>>578007314
>cannister shot eviscerate anything that's not rocking heavy armor (all squiggers)
>can just shield slam everything else and block even more damage
>can just shield slam harvesters to death
It feels so damn good
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all fucking squids must fucking hang
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>>578007319
Virgins await you brother.
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fk me
new
>>578007320
>>578007320
>>578007320
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>>578007623
>>578007708
perfect timing
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>>577999673
Eagle strafe never kills shit for me. I'd rather any other eagle than it.
Active chore when the game forces me onto it.
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>>577998772
ggs



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