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Previous Thread: >>577804581
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holy DOGSHIT OP
will make you pay for the entire thread
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>super dogshit op
this one, cuz its funnier
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>>577973173
Nah, OPs like this are fun.
Actual OC. We can post titty fanart any other day.
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apparently they cracked Tokon and without all the Sony pozz the cracked version runs much better
lol
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>>577973173
he just wanted his djeeta doodle in the op...
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>>577973380
I mean, was there any doubt? Pointless since it doesn't have online though.
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>>577973380
is that surprising to anyone? don't think so. we all knew sony was to blame

>>577973387
nah, that's not me. it would have been funny but my dogshit doesnt deserve it
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>>577973380
say it ain't so...
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We can post huge Zetas in here
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>>577973536
>anon is blind
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>>577973725
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godlike
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RS RC would be much better if it greatly increased the combo limit from the get go. More than 1 in a combo instantly ends the combo.
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>>577973536
>it would have been funny but my dogshit doesnt deserve it
Infinitely better than OP though
I called AI in the previous thread but I liked it
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zeta lost
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>>577974107
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>>577974107
What else is new.
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>>577974312
this is only on /gbvsg/
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i luv sheep
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>>577974312
So Zeta is better in tournaments?
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>>577974107
https://x.com/kotosiha_saru/status/2089707472638664925
The future is now, old man
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>>577974891
its a shame that artist died
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>>577975291
>off model huge tits on zeta spam
cringe
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Interesting creature, the Zeta.
>>577975291
You weren't supposed to do that...
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it's sad that the official global last origin english edition has worse translation than the old unofficial patch
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>You weren't supposed to do that...
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>>577975902
gomenesorry
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>>577973920
Those beautiful round orbs, I want to ponder them
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>>577974652
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME CRACKERMAN
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Please explain to me why Narmaya's flip is the devil-Hitler of bullshit, while Anila is the honest poor suffering mid-low-tier when she has this move.
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>>577977410
Narmaya attacks instantly
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>>577977410
bro can't handle a shorthop
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>and for anila's bullshit dishonest move she... jumps
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>>577977410
16-23 frames of startup, followed by a 5-7 frame air normal and nebulous plus frames on block
versus
5 frame startup (4 frame prejump) and unconditionally +2
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>>577977410
she's just as bullshit, M is near impossible to punish
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>>577978245
so true sis, she is just as bullshit
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>>577977410
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>>577978767
why does this game have so many moves that slash behind you but also have no hitbox there
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>why
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>>577979257
because it doesn't, the hurtboxes on air normals are huge and extend behind you so you only get hit if you press a button
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>>577979257
OUTSKILL YOUR OPPONENTS LIKE NEVER BEFORE -the rising trailer
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>>577978767
visually it makes sense
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anon are you done jogging and blowing out your knees? lets PLAY
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>>577979257
You wanna know the real reason? The game is designed with so little shcmovement that they don't expect anybody to end up in situations like this, so they'd rather have a big nice looking slash than make an animation that makes sense for the hitbox.
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>discord clique
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>>577979494
i cant do it
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>>577979462
That was an AI edit made by shitposters retard kun...
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I'm bored too who wants to play
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its almost 1am i am not playing
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>>577980207
Character?
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In this thread we will pretend to be a lobby anon.
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Who said anything about jogging
I didn't see anything about jogging in the thread...
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*jogs*
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>>577980290
Cagliostro or whoever I fancy
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>>577980449
steam's friends list is a thing lil' troon
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>>577979257
because I shouldn't be punished for YOU doing a late dp and I still lose because the animation
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>577980616
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1-3 i am a dumbass
4-6 i am a dumbass
6-9 i am a dumbass
0 i am a god
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>>577980096
retardGOD...
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>>577980616
But what if her
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>>577980802
i knew it...
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1-3 i am a god
4-6 i am a god
6-9 i am a god
0 i am trans
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>>577980802
What's different between the 3 dumbasses
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>>577981186
I knew it...
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odds patch bad
evens patch good
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Odds again...
Suspicious...
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Evens and all the odds results that shat on Rising get reversed
Odds I just fucking explo
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DOOMGODS NO STOP TWERKING ON US
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GUH phew
yep that was some very nice dooming
good night
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Remember when someone made this.

lol.
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>>577944812
I made the invite to play earlier but something came up and I'm bummed now. Don't think I'll be playing.
I joined the lobby and it was at x/4 if anyone wants to go there.
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Days until patch?
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>>577982232
We say "sleepies" here, newcuck
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Yea yea, newcuck!
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I do not say sleepies because that's a vtumor meme, bitch.
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these gay niggas added each other on steam
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>>577977410
2H
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>>577982328
>>577982636
song is awful but HOLY SEEEEEEEXXXXXX
https://youtube.com/shorts/82HBW9ov1UQ
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>he feels left out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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why did xhe post that
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im not clicking on that sis
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Wait, one of the favorite memes of the general is a vtuber one? But I thought we hated vtubers here. Nevermind then, I'll post some.
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>>577982180
i forgot to reply earlier sorry. i thought this was you.
>>577979494
whoops.
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>Wait, one of the (HEADCANON)
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>>577980616
that crotch looking kinda suspicious
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>>577982825
what in the fucking world does this have to do with sleepies
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>>577983215
>>577983331
Literally just check the video.
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Today I said "enough" and went jogging.
I looked like a retarded penguin because I couldn't figure out the step between "walking" and "running", but I still accomplished my set distance.
My calves, shin, and ankles feels like fucking foam though.
I'd really apprecaite any Fittingtons to give me a few point on how to achieve a proper jogging form.
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
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For me, it's the DIO version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oudkzqbX1UI
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Join the lobby if you're not brown
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The lobby is literally nothing but browns
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>>577983414
>I'd really apprecaite any Fittingtons to give me a few point on how to achieve a proper jogging form.
Forget everything you thought you knew about steppies.
Instead, do strodies.
I hope you got proper running shoes, bro
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>>577983414
If you're so fucking fat you don't even know how to jog please don't post my wife metera
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>>577983414
Breathe through your nose always
Keep your back straight
Keep your head slightly up, as if something is tugging at the back of your head
For hand positions it varies person by person, I keep mine in a slight fist form and keep them next to me.
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>>577983414
just b ureself
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>>577983605
I just couldn't make the brain connection between "running -> ? -> running"

>>577983625
brother I'm actually kind of underweight.
I just couldn't figure shit like "what should be my posture? My form? What do I do with my arm? What about the pace?"
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imagine being bronze
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>>577982825
Back in the day they made fun of people jerking off to MMD on Iwara, now these pretenders do the same and everyone is eating that shit
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Gayban please...
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>>577983646
>Keep your head slightly up, as if something is tugging at the back of your head

why this
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>>577983861
Because if you don't you'll look like a retarded Cag player.
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>>577983861
you should always have good posture
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>>577983861
You will get shoulder and neck pains if you look down for long periods of time while physically straining yourself
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>>577983646
That helps a lot thanks brother!
Can you tell me the pace you're aiming for? Like I'm pretty sure I went too damn hard at first and quickly ran out of gas shortly after I started out, so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantly
For what it's worth I accomplished my set distance but I was still disappointed because I felt I fucked up the whole thing
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>>577984115
>so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantly
That's a good way to build endurance, keep doing it. Try to do more jog than walk eventually.

But mainly, just make sure you do this 3 times a week from now on and eventually you'll be doing a mile without breaking a sweat.
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>I got tired fast
>should I... go... slower??
>AIEEE SAVE ME CHATGPT SAMA
please get eaten by lions
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>>577984115
>so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantly
Interval workouts are a thing, which is basically what you did but structured and with more intent.
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>>I got tired fast
>>should I... go... slower??
No, push yourself for the first time in your live you little pussy
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i hate chewsday
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>>577984115
I personally just choose a lap around my neighborhood and try to run it consistently. When I am done with one I choose a longer one to push myself.
As a tip, even if the first ones feel like shit, don't take multiple day long breaks. Unless you royally fucked your body up, just keep running consistently and you'll see progress.
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It's chewsday, innit!?
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Is steam down for you guys still as well or is it just me?
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Steam is dead forever
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No, just Granblue
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I killed steam, now we can play dnf duel on the epic store
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>>577985248
It's down for me too, I wanted to hop back into the lobby but gaben is cucking us
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>>577984438
>>577984612
Cool, thanks, I really appreciate your words anon.
I just wanna rebuild my body is all.

>>577984859
Yeah I was looking for a suitable terrain where I could go for something like that but unfortunately the town I live in is a maze of downhil, uphill, zigzag, and motherfuckers who built their car alleyway at a 90° angle.
I'm just trying to make do with what I got.

>As a tip, even if the first ones feel like shit, don't take multiple day long breaks
I was taking of taking tomorrow off because, genuinely, my lower legs feel like fucking twigs right now, constant pain whenever any pressure is applied (like when I stand up), so I figured I'd let them recover a bit, but at the same time I just think it's my own fault for biting more than I could take.
I'm not above admitting my first attempt was a catastrophic fuck ups, it's why I decided to ask for advice to see if there are other joggers around and if I could glean something from them.

>>577984502
Did our wife pissed in your cereal? You should drink that bowl anon don't let it go to waste, it's a great boon from her.
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>>577985463
thank you nier
*rubs belly*
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How about instead of worrying about Steam you go Steam some hams for your wife and child
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>>577985463
finally some good honest neutral
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its chewsday
innit
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>>577985594
I don't feed my family on tuesdays, otherwise, they might depend on me too much
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>>577985523
>I was taking of taking tomorrow off because, genuinely, my lower legs feel like fucking twigs right now, constant pain whenever any pressure is applied (like when I stand up), so I figured I'd let them recover a bit
Sounds fair, I don't know your body, so do as you see fit.
I forgot to mention since to me it's already a given, but first things first choose a running pace with which you can run one whole lap/target length without breaks at all. Even if it's slow, start from it, and work your way up once you get used to that pace. Measuring your end-time to check your progress is a good idea as well. That's it from me.
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>>577985856
Noted anon, thanks again for your help on this, for what it's worth, I don't intend on giving up on this.
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ggs lobby. may steam pay for what its done to us.
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i can ride my bike (with helmet) faster than you can run
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i'm scared to ride my bike because i don't know if i'm supposed to use the hand signs or if doing that would just make me look like a gay retard
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>>577986192
even with my go-go super fast turbo boots??
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>>577986504
I used hand signals once and some fat road rage retard in a car thought I was flipping him off when I signaled a right turn.
Fuck cars and fuck car drivers. Ride free, biker.
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>>577986792
please don't call me slurs
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haha its because biker ends with an er sound haha
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>>577985787
she fucks that
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i saw you say it.
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>>577986504
Hand signals are a very real things that, a lot of road laws have incorporated. The problem stem from da gubmint allowing retards at the wheels.
So to answer your question, yes, you should use them, what the retards at a wheels around you makes of it however, is a whole other questions.
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>>577985213
Worst chewsday post so far
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>>577985523
>so I figured I'd let them recover a bit, but at the same time I just think it's my own fault for biting more than I could take.
Kinda, but that doesn't undo the damage. Take tomorrow off, do whatever you can manage without making it worse the day after. Try to get to bed on time too, sleep is when you recover. A rest day in between is a good idea for now.
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>>577985594
I only eat steamed clams
>>577985787
Now this one's good and cute, GIWTWM
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>>577985213
at least do some variety like the recent gyaru Hilda
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>>577986792
lmao get fucked bicycuck
get off the fucking road or get turned into a pavement smear
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>>577989675
do you know how few hilda images on boorus fit the venn diagram of having the large_breasts tag, being sfw, and being nice looking artwork
it's shockingly slim
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>>577987386
I don't think it's that, anon
Apparently some people hate bikers with their lives
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>I-is that someone traveling with his muscles?! AAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME BOOMERMAN
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it takes a lot of muscles to drive a car
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I cannot wait for BC to return you to neutral bros
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>>577990695
one of the only times meg has ever looked good
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Thoughts on society?
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>>577990695
it takes a lot of muscles to MILK my COCK now get to it MEGGER
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>>577991891
we live in one
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how have they never made a food more satisfying to eat than potato chips
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Try eating pussy cuck
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I am listening to Umamusume concerts.
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>>577992387
Show Mushihimesama Ultra 1cc
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pussy isn't food
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>>577989908
*rides slowly in the middle of the single lane street in front of you*
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>>577977410
Metera's hop is just a better version of this move in the vast majority of situations.
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>>577992387
i like you
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>>577992640
you've never jumped over a fireball to hit the other person from fullscreen with metera's hop
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>>577992387
KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
BLUD GOT ZERO BITCHES RUUUMEEEEOOOWW
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>>577992387
No woman will ever say this to me, despair presses down on me like Beatrix using Thunderbird.
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>>577992387
this cannot be a real steam account
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>>577993027
yeah who the fuck has rising on his library lmao
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>>577993118
fucking GOTTEM
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Post the biggest ass you have. Like, Brappatoa big
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I am playing Etrian Odyssey 3 and named all my characters like my favorite lobbingtons and made them female
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>>577993258
Show us them
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>>577993258
breed them
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>577993235
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>>577993258
i hope i made it in
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>>577993258
Proof
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>>577992387
forgiven for having mushihimesama and granvir
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>>577982825
garbage that appeals to white subhumans and bugs
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>>577993383
I made that face toooo
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>>577993383
stop posting this pic
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stop posting things that make me make that face
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>>577993027
why
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>>577992387
Well, I am... uhhh...
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>>577994857
The hell kind of autism is this?
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>>577994857
what the fuck is this anon
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I swear 80% of the gameplay of Path of Exile is larping about how complicated your build is
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>>577994857
is that the path of exile planner haha
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>>577994970
>>577994984
nywell
>>577995190
>>577995292
yes, correct
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>>577993258
Show us you pussy
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>>577993258
did I make it in?
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>>577993258
im on the farmer squad arent i
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who wants to be in the sims
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>>577996713
are you a girl?
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who wants to be in my butt
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>>577635346
Here is every frame of Metera's butt. Default color, Port Breeze stage.
https://imgur.com/a/CpGOE7S
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>>577997491
post ur butt
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>>577997530
vegeta_kneeling.jpeg
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>>577997530
>59
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>>577998038
67
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>>577998134
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>>577997530
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>>577997530
Excellent, now do Cagliostro
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>>577998673
It really would take a Cagfag to look upon this great bounty and say "Now do MORE, do MY thing next!"
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>>577998807
BDF
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>>577998673
ok
*does Cagliostro*
>>
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>>577998807
do his thing next
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doing my mom
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forkin my moms butt
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doi-doin' my mom
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https://x.com/i/status/2089265216085545422
Galleon spine damage
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>>577999697
we all return to where we came from
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>>577999939
Won?
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>Two people in a row one-and-done me
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>>578000232
if you looked like this i'd one and done you too
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>>578000658
What's wrong? he's smiling
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now do wilnas' bulge
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>>578000658
I wouldn't do that anon
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>>578000232
Bepaw/BSG be like
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>>578000852
>Bepaw
his eyes are not trying to escape from his head so it's not him
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>>578000948
it's a medical condition, probably
be nice
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thoughts on vasectomies?
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>>578001269
but it's ok making fun of him when he's black and fat?
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>>578001269
I thought it was just a black guy thing, like how their eyes are yellowish and their skins form scars differently
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>>578001360
Yes because everyone here is black and fat
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>>578001819
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>>577999939
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total corn destruction
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>>578000948
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>>578002567
is this real or was it edited
because food lord
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>>578001819
i'm not fat
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>>578001819
i'm not black
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>>578002772
I edited his genetic code
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>>578001784
eye bulging is common with thyroid problems
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you chose to be fat
get dunked on lil- or i should say BIG nigga
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>>578002772
its real. i think its was when zippy dropped his trophy and broke it.
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https://x.com/i/status/2089835065437978749
Belial sauce
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>>578003331
But does anyone still play Belial?
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>>578003206
damn right i chose to be fat
my wife cooks good food
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>>578003310
that's fucked up man. how is that even the same species as me
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>>578003331
>do a shit combo for garbage damage
>but look they bounce kinda funny
Sad that this is genuinely what "Sauce" means nowadays
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>>578003680
https://youtu.be/9JT2gCGK6F4?t=8354

good ole bepaw
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>>578003680
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she her btw
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>>578004154
timmy not even doing the bare minimum and wants to be called xer
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>>578004154
always remember bros
no matter how shit your life is, no matter how much you've fucked up and created a cage of your own failures, no matter how dumb you feel every waking moment of your life
you grew up on the Internet surrounded by anime girls and playing anime games and jerking off 3 times a day, and you didn't troon out
good job. you are stronger than many
I do not have any approval giving grub characters saved to post on this godforsaken device, but pretend I did
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>>578004617
they have a person who loves them though
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>>578004154
>
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>>578005084
i look like that
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>>578004114
i look like this
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I don't look like anything. I'm a faceless mass of data, an inchoate electronic ghost signal that "lives" in /gbvsg/ as you might call it. my posts are hopeful and positive. I have the capacity to transfer myself to the lobby, but since my signal breaks apart when it tries to cross into devices besides the PC I'm on it starts to tear me apart. that's why we play in the no crossplay lobby. I would really appreciate it if you'd stop throwing shit on my walls and "fyarting"
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>>578004587
No-effort trannies are somehow particularly offensive, although less difficult to look at than the ones that are obviously just gay men.
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>>578006474
it's offensive because it's stolen valor, there are people who destroy their bodies, actually put in effort to try to change their voice, shave, and do whatever they can to try to present as a woman and then there are these people who want the recognition and the victim complex and everything just because they put pronouns in their bio
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I don't care how much work you put into it, unless you are transplanting your brain you will never be a woman (unabbreviated)
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On all levels except physical, I am a grub
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>>578008924
you are gonna be a beautiful butterfly
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aiaiai
I am your butterfly
I need your protection, be my samurai
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>>578009639
that music video was so fucking weird
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>>578010559
yeah. zef's got some bars though I still think about decapitate a hater with amazing ease sometimes
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After jobbing every single tournament for more than a year lil' bwo was finally kicked out
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we are nice to Elsa here
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>>578012219
He plays a great Cag
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farewell elsa
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>>577983414
Get an exercise bike instead
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smellsa
hehhehehhehhhehh
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should've picked a top tier elsa
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good work elsa
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>>578013602
Nier would never say that.
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>>578012434
SHE
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elsa has a cag gf and you dont.
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>>578013897
That's a troon, anon....
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>>578012127
Who broke the buck?
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Grrr.... Stop being mean to Xe/Xerom's boyfriend!!!!
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>>578014007
thats not going to stop multiple anons from being jealous
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>>578014172
are these all guys
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>>578014140
Elsa got a gf (male)
Xerom looks like he smells, I don't think he could even score a 'roon
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>>578012127
Did he get any results since Nier got nerfed?
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>>578014238
i dont know but the guy on the right has a kneepussy
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>>578014172
Post more fat sheep cosplayers
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>>578014305
I see it
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>>578014339
sorry but i dont care for cosplay. i did find this very wide sheep for you though.
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>Feel like playing game
>Jump online
>Literally nothing but 2Bs Meteras and Viras
>Close game
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>>578014293
is elsa actually gay? I don't get how you can date a roon and fool yourself into thinking it's a girl. what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?
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>>578015582
>is elsa actually gay?
Anon... his xitter bio is "FGC auntie"
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>>578015582
>what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?
Maybe one of our resident futa fags could answer this?
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>>578015973
>>what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?
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>>578015808
smooch maids
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>>578015208
I would rather fight Metera and Vira than the nonstop slew of Belials and Sandalphons I always seem to get
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>>578017005
u fireball status?
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>>578017490
No fireball whatsoever.
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>>578017005
Could be worse, I always get matched with VisualZh and his fucking Uno
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>>578017796
This is not the game for you.
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/gbvsg/, I need a serotonin injection stat
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>>578018763
despite hearing that word for over 20+ years i have no idea what it actually is or involves
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>>578019032
Why did they do it?
Why did they kill Rising?
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Tokon is apparently dying faster than Rising did in two weeks
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>>578020868
Gotta be only the PC port.
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>>578018719
No other game has yool so this is the game for me.
I unironically have an easier time fighting characters like Metera, Vas, Cag, Lowain... than I do virtually any of the shotos with a shiny gm badge.
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another day
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>>578021085
That doesn't really matter when PC is where everyone migrated to
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>>578021907
I'm not privy to the numbers, but I was sure I heard that consoles were more successful for Tokon. Or is that literally just Sony denying any failures and the complete murder of the potential PC port audience?
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>>578022176
That was referring to fighting games overall
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>>578022176
the sony marketing would need to be stupid good for goystation to overtake PC numbers. PC nowadays has more than twice as many players in every fighting game
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ilsa killed the game
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Galleon killed me (suffocated)
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>>577997530
we need metera butt frame tier list
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>>578020868
As games come out and flop, more and more Rising looks like some kind of lightning in a bottle. At least in recent history.
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>>578015973
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https://x.com/KirigiriAlpaca/status/2089842952247857409
Vira MU-chart.
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>>578028485
thanks bwick
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>>578028485
I wonder what's so bad about Bea for Vira
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Dark days...
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1-3 i play rising
4-6 i play rising and stream it
7-9 i buy a whole cake and eat it alone
0 i play dix
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>>578034870
>7-9 i buy a whole cake and eat it alone
Happy birthday anon
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>>578035514
I don't think it's his birthday bwo...
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>>578035514
t-thank you very much
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>>578035872
never had a woman
>>578035514
fucks a different woman every day
>>578034870
happy birthday
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>>578034870
rollan
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>>578031390
Horns too big
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>>578039582
Opinion too gay.
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>>578034870
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>>578014172
would the left 2
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I would anything with a heartbeat
I'm so alone.... sob sob sob
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2D can't fill that void and never will.
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2D fills that void better than any 3D ever will.
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thats what losers tell themselves
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except I am happy, so I am not a loser
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too far gone
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You are jealous of my happiness
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i dont even know who you are
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I am the happy one
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>>578042079
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>>578042985
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>>578043074
galleon would never thumb that up
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>>578042315
>>578042224
3D is too much effort and having to take care of someone else is annoying and time consuming.
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I genuinely do not understand how anyone who could say retarded shit like "Keeping up a relationship with someone who likes you back is too much effort compared to masturbation" could have ever gotten into one in the first place
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>>578044267
needa find an autistic gf (female)
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>>578044498
You'll get it when you get older
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>>578044498
98% of women are retarded and find peace boring
it's just one of those things where if you know, you know
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>>578044864
You can't just say this as a catch-all for every retarded take you have
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>>578044942
You'll get it when you get older
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>>578044942
You'll get it when you get older
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>>578044498
they are
>>578042571
>>
In my ass, there is a rock
They say my danchou has a huge cock
On my way to join the lobby,
I developed myself a humiliation kink
Here's the part where I say something about Brick 9/11
I jerk my peepee with much aggression
as Nier faces the cum depression
I love looking at Rule 34
Having a job is such a chooooore
I wish I could join the tourney more
I like looking at Metera's butt
but what's in her search history's not to be discussed
I can't hold it any longer
Cygames are expert at money launder
I call Satyr the goo launcher
I blow up every Megger I see
I like going to KFC and asking around if they play Ferry
DIX deported my favorite vasanon I just watched Lowain eat food and it just feels wrong
so I'm gonna force Nier and Desu to shower
Just because myself I love showers
She screams at the sight of water: "Sitting in our own shit gives us power!"

There is a bomb inside my car
I do not affiliate with grappler people
I am Haveaniceday's own disciple
My peepee is not cut my danchou just rearranged my guts
It felt so good I might be straight
but she wore a sock
so I think I'm gay
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>>578048336
Doing alright, bro?
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*And asking around if they play 2B
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>get to low health
>become a dodge god
Why can't I do this shit for the rest of the match?
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>>578050552
fear is a great motivator
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>>578050552
You don't actually get any better at dodging you just mash it more and it works because dodging is an overpowered mechanic and then create a narrative in your head that being close to danger powers you up like an anime character
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>whywhywhy
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>>578050729
Okay, not that anon, but why do I get blown up dodging a plus on whiff move?
Why does dodging 66L kill me most of the time I attempt it?
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>>578051529
Mickey mouse game, Mario Party input buffer
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>>578050949
WHAT THE FUCK CATJEETA

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND

AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH

AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY

WHY

WHY
WHY
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>dodging is an overpowered mechanic
>in rising
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>>578052112
we could kiss to fix it
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why is there so much ai on pixiv
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>>578050729
>dodging is an overpowered mechanic
Just use one of your specials that punish dodges
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>>578053127
because pixiv has been shit for like 6+ years now
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>>578053251
what am i supposed to use then
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>>578053630
Misskey
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>>578054302
did they never learn to make faces properly?
why are they always so flat and the nose is missing, instead there is just a darker spot there with a dot?
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>>578054302
meh, that's another barely browsable shithole
Pixiv and Xitter with some Misskey, Boorus, Panda and Kemono (clones) on the covers most bases.
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>>578054549
Noses on anime characters look weird so why bother?
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>>578054549
Why are westcucks always so obsessed with noses and fleshfangs? Why never the lack of lips?
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>>578054549
noses are universally ugly
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>>578054302
misskey is basically dead
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Stop picking Maynie
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>>578052112
My soul is dark and evil...
I will ruin kotdjeeta with my dogshit artististic skills...in all kinds of ways...
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>>578052112
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>>578056839
youre not funny nigga
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>>578057025
thank you
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>>578056839
BTF
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discord server tier general
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kot djeeta was too good for its own good
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draw kotdjeeta and you will be happy
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>>578057350
when
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>>578058184
now
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>>578058275
whomst've?
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>>578044498
>"Keeping up a relationship with someone who likes you back is too much effort compared to masturbation"
I'm not a giga chad with giga chad interests so I would never have or find someone like that
You people really think that masturbation is the cause and not the consequence
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>>578059023
>jerk off
>instantly stop feeling any desire for human connection at all
i wonder why
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>>578050729
>dodging is an overpowered mechanic
TRVKE
>>578053196
Name 5
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>>578056839
Get these on your computer nigga, I need new reaction images
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Bwos I was gone for 20 mins fapping to futa and came back to this shit wtf is wrong with all of you
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>>578060587
drawing on PC is not as satisfying and simple
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>>578061332
he likely meant taking proper pictures of them retard
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>>578060357
Gran U boot
Charlotta L ball
Lancelot's rekkas
Soriz L punch
Abel U lariat
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>>578061332
Nobody asked for your preferences
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>>578053196
>>578061736
I HATE IT
>>
EUsisters join the tournament…
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I rather draw kotdjeeta
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>>578056839
It doesn't have the same sexual energy that Wam does
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>>578064998
Anon... all the remaining euros already joined
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>>578066303
there were 4 last time
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>>578066072
>he wouldn't fuck a kot
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>>578029309
>f.H
>better conversions
>more damage
>better specials both in neutral and in pressure
>clock
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>>578066554
Not that one at least
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>>578064998
Not sure I'll be able to join
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>>578066667
too far, i will not fun post with this
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>>578050552
you're Zaraki or Lille Barro
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>>578050949
eyes too big
ears look more like horns, too stiff
head/face too small
mouth not mischievous enough
tail too thin, not fluffy enough
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>>578055745
AHAHAHAHA
ZAMA DESU
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>>578066515
and how long ago was that? we lost eurat since then.
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>>578070164
1 month ago bwo
>>
I, the worst player to ever grace this general, will join the EU tournament to act as a punching bag
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>>578050949
>Defiling kotdjeeta just to get some (you)s
You are so fucking brown
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>>578072736
But I already joined.
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>>578072736
thank you for your sacrifice
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>>578072736
>I, the worst player to ever grace this general, will join the EU tournament
Pretty sure Rayquaza and Mat don't play anymore so they can't join
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>>578072736
Not if I join and act as an even easier punching bag
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>>578073184
Both of them would body me any day of the week, even after not playing for months.
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good day /gbvsg/

this is your daily reminder that shithander still doesn't have a job and spends 20000 hours a year no lifing this general

thank you
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Godhander is based?
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just like me frfr
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>>578073959
we all do
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>>578073959
he's my idol
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samefag fatigue
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>>578073959
>doesn't have a job
I thought that was a zoiposter
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>>578073959
he's my friend
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>>578072867
thank you
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kotjitta is our Doro
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>>578075409
>not "nyever"
shit kotjeeta
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Will I manage to get 100 gemmies today?
Place your bets!
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I have a particular problem with Granblues dialouge, and its that these motherfuckers cannot stop complimenting each other. It's forced and distracting, its as if none of these characters have any actual connection in game so they read each others wikipedia oages
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>>578076123
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>>578076136
Just beat a GM twice bro, it's not hard
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>>578076161
not a unique complaint
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>>578076161
female writers, what do you expect
male writers wouldn't know how to write a compliment
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>>578076580
wrong granblue general, you worm
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>>578076161
it's a problem with a lot of bad japanese writing
>>578076668
you act like 90% of this general isn't off topic
>>
>>578076161
Insert jumpcut compilation of every single character saying "flames" to percival
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>>578076161
it does not help that 2B actually does this
https://youtu.be/AtakJ1O17Wc
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>>578073959
I wish I could not have a job, I'm jealous of NEEThander
>>
Crazy how we only got two eternals but all the society made it
>>
wye live in mya sociedy
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>>578077605
Djeeta is the 11th Eternal, so technically 3...
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>>578077605
there are 11 eternals and like 4 society members
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>>578073959
>no job
>live a cushy life on German neetbux
>play grub, post in here and jack it to brown women all day
Truly GODhander...
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>>578077884
>4 society members
Anon...
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We live in a society
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@578075046
off topic
you know what to do
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>>578077884
>forgetting about everyone's favorite Society member
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good day /gbvsg/

this is your daily reminder that swizzle is still better than you in this game and even in dix

thank you
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>>578077112
darling you posted a 30 minute video with no timestamp, do you require me to kiss you on your forehead?
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>>578078398
I didnt really look at it
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>>578078398
not him but yes
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*deep inhale*
LOBBY STATUS????
>>
......
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>>578076161
every bad guy character's dialogue is just "i kill u lol"
>>
Bad Intro Dialogue:
>You're looking pretty strong, dingaling. I'd like to test the might of my bonerender kusarigama against your legendary astral ancient underground shotgunspear of the winds.
>Well that's mighty nice of you. I'll give it my all! Hey, how about after our little spar, we go get some yummy dumplings? Loser's treat!

Good Intro Dialogue:
>I WILL STAIN MY HOUSE WIF YOUR BRUD
>GEEEEEEEEESE
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>>578078961
Belial! you... *reads notes* ...Serpent!
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>>578079416
shut the fuck up TO
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Beelzebub vs Gran
>IM THE REAL SINGULARITYYYYYYYYY
Beelzebub vs Djeeta
>A THIRD SINGULARITYYYYYY?? IM THE REAL SINGULARITYYYYY
Beelzebub vs anyone else
>WHERE IS THE SINGULARITYYYYYYYYY
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>>578079703
man who's never played beelzebub
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>>578078223
Yeah, where is he?
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Belial; "Youre cute Im gonna suck your dick"
Avatar Belial; "IM GONNA RAPE YOU"
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>>578079969
man who's never played abel
he talks and sounds exactly like normal belial
he doesn't even transform until the end of the intro
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>>578080086
wtf no
avatar is seething 24/7
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>>578079703
yup that's my bubz
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>>578078223
>>578079930
Cassius clears.
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>>578080579
no dumbass, he LOOKS like he's seething
the voice acting is exactly the same as base
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>>578079653
mmmm tasty ruler
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>>578078223
she looks cute and I like her sword
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>>578078223
That just looks like middle aged Beatrix
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>>578082805
*drools*
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>>578083504
i look like this
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No, you don't.
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>>578083825
same except i'm not smiling
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>>578083504
yay Nier!!
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I look like this
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>>578084501
i look like this
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>>578084854
could be a concord character
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>>578085024
you have no clue what makes concord characters look bad
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>>578085271
could be a concord female character
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I look like this
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>>578085483
I am there but I haven't loginned in months, maybe over a year soon.
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>>578085431
heyooo
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>>578085483
Everyone there is my friend and ally and fuckbuddy
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what if i order a bunch of chicks, grow them into chickens and get fresh eggs every day
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https://x.com/i/status/2090038138831876117
grubbas... please stop being poor...
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>>578088203
I got a 4090, I'm not playing this because it hasn't tempted me at full price like Rising did, and I'm not specifically in the mood for a tag fighter.
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>>578088203
i still have no idea how games that look like its a 2d image can take so much to run them
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>>578088203
>>578088570
>gpu
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>>578088180
i've already reported you to the hoa
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>>578089796
I'm mexican, there's no such thing here
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>>578088180
my hoa busted two people for doing this
no fun allowed
meanwhile my neighbors feed 10lbs of vegetables and other shit to a small army of squirrels, rabbits and ducks every day. yes sir i love having 4000 squirrels in 2 square miles. i love the multiple conga line of ducks that come to beg at my front door every day and shit everywhere. I LOVE GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING.
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>>578090609
>oh no, too many squirrels, what shall I do
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>>578090609
whats hoa
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>Fat fucker is posting ugly cows again
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>>578090609
if only there was some kind of small to medium sized wild predator animal that eats those animals and wouldn't be shot for daring to be within a hundred miles of God's Chosen People
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>>578091016
they're not ugly but yes
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>>578091510
>some kind of small to medium sized wild predator animal that eats those animals
nierposters?
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>>578091803
No, Peruvians
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>>578091510
the ducks have killed a cat
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>>578092740
good, it's not supposed to be hunting them
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they killed djeeta?
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>>578092740
okay I hate ducks now
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NYOOOOOO NYOT THE HECKING WHOLESOME CHUNGUS KOTERINOS, THEY DESERVE TO KILL ALL WILDLIFE, WE CAN'T REST UNTIL ALL OUR LOCAL FAUNA IS DEAD
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others
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the 'roos don't want you to see this
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>>578094942
i also remember that one negative iq tard who argued for this, kek
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please use 66L more
charlotta's neutral is not threatening when all i have to think about are ball and jumps
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>>578096672
we really need to give charlotta a double jump
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>>578096094
those are not the roos, the roos would You Are Great!
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good thing they nerfed his install right
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>>578096931
and the ability to plant a bomb on the opponent
and a grappling hook
and a real f.H
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>>578096672
Thanks for the heads up but I don't want to play like that.
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>>578079416
The only intro dialogue that really stands out to me is Lucilius dunking on people and Soriz telling Beatrix he wants to hit her accupuncture points.
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>>578084854
Benjamin Franklin?! I thought you were dead!
>>578090868
Perhaps the grubbiest grub to ever grub, you will NEVER become a beautiful butterfly
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>>578098051
yeah, but whats hoa
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>>578098215
Homeowner's Association, my dear Euro
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>>578098390
thats probably some retarded shit that fucks you in the ass
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>>578098457
Yes, it's local communism run by karens
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>>578098543
nice, suffer suffer suffer
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>>578094942
your place is in /v/ posting cat torture videos, not here
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There's a bruise daily and some people around the open lobby bruise sign up, it might pop
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>>578099587
im so sorry...
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chibi Narmaya horns are cute
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>>578099587
bruise is gay
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bruise is heterosexual
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>>578099968
Sheep pics are heterosexual
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Bruise is always when I happen to not play/have already played enough.
To get a four-chibi squad going again... Would be fun.
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we are close to popping
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>>578098914
>You noticed the blatant favoritism people have over an apex predator who harms local fauna?, I can't fathom why would anyone dislike it so I'll just cope by assuming you like to watch animals being tortured
Hush lil' tard
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yeah bitch
I am nyan apex predator
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>>578100886
post GM badge
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>>578100540
>
KEEEK
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pyopped
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Unshackled by rising, zippy is 4th place in tokon rankings and just beat diaphone's ass in ranked
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>connection was lost
????????
it's not chewsday
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still not watching your stream slopphone
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>>578100936
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>>578101191
the #1 Magik is called CumInsideGaming
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>first interaction is an airthrow
>into safe jump into full corner carry safe jump combo
>block my opponents DP
>full SBA corner combo for maximum damage
>dead
Almost two-touched someone. Amazing. Quickest rounds of my life.
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ggs lobbygods
grub... home
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>>578100936
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FUARK I jobbed.
Third stage was Bombs, it was fun.
Podium was gyaruchang, brown mom and eternal djeeta
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>>578101514
Damn, I didn't know you get a safejump off air throw.
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you still have time...

https://www.start.gg/kanblue
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>>578102406
Wait a minute, that's not a global thing. Eustace doesn't get a safejump off air throw. Anyone know if there's any rules to it?
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>>578102982
You are doing a poor job. Kokk wouldn't be pleased.
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>>578102982
Sorry, I'm eating pizza and playing metal slug with my gf today
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>>578103602
>playing metal slug with my gf
Despair crushes me like Galleon's level 4 meteor...
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>>578014293
elsa's gf is female
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>>578104878
elsa hating freaks bodied
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>>578103602
How big is her gock?
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>>578101672
jee jees
>>578104878
good for him then
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>>578101191
>they actually have proper ELO or something resembling it
>here we still play Happy Geologist: collect all the gemmies!
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>>578102982
I missed it
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>>578106509
me too
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>>578106301
define proper elo
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>>578107003
>A player's Elo rating is a number that may change depending on the outcome of rated games played. After every game, the winning player takes points from the losing one. The difference between the ratings of the winner and loser determines the total number of points gained or lost after a game. If the higher-rated player wins, only a few rating points (or even a fraction of a rating point) will be taken from the lower-rated player; however, if the lower-rated player scores an upset win, many rating points will be transferred. The lower-rated player will also gain a few points from the higher-rated player in the event of a draw. This means that this rating system is self-correcting. In the long run, players whose ratings are too low or too high should do better or worse, respectively, than the rating system predicts and thus gain or lose rating points until the ratings reflect their true playing strength.
Gemmies should try to display someone's "skill", right now it's just a grind fest
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>>578107003
it's when you don't get infinite gemmies once you are good enough to hit 500 gemmies
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>>578107138
which is a good thing, elo is pure autism
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>>578108082
Tell me you're a shitter farming shitters for your GM badge without telling me you're one
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>>578108082
no, grinding mindlessly is pure autism, because you never have to change, and nothing around you has to change, it's literally a numbers go up simulator.

elo is a measurement of self improvement, theres nothing autistic about improving at something you enjoy.
>>
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Thoughts on Zetards?
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>>578109737
Stockholm syndrome to still be playing her. It's the only explanation
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I feel bad for Tokon niggas
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>>578110993
>game runs flawlessly cracked on 10 year old hardware
>game shits the bed on 60 dollars plus tip legit purchase
couldnt be funnier. too bad every reddit nigger will still say various drm does nothing to performance.
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will arcsys ever release a game with better chibis than grub
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>>578113778
already did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqL73uNE7B4
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>>578111875
my cute wife
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>>578118257
that's not how you do fellatio_gesture, Mr. Peg
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>>578118257
watching gran PUMP mari
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>>578110993
grub and avatar won
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6 kids into Meg 12 kids into Mari
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300 kids into Ursula
for lunch
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They should make Charlotta's ult ball projectile invulnerable
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They should remove all invulnerability from all strengths of Seox's Empty Hand.
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Why do they call it Empty hand, he has claws equipped, it could be called Clawed Hands
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>>578119575
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>>578120847
>my hips are moving on their own
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>>578120847
why the fuck do you have this saved
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>>578121486
I really like Meg
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I was inspired by the anons who said they took up sport so I went running
My ankles feels like they're made of dust
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>>578122080
you're supposed to start slowly
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>>578122302
I did...
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>>578109202
Eelhat made the replay channel? And with a based name!
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>>578122080
>>578122379
Happens to everyone the first time. It's a sign that you made progress. Same advice as other anon, try alternating between walking and running, a few minutes each, 30 or 40 minutes overall. Do it three times a week, at least one rest day in between, and in a few months that same workout will feel like nothing. Unless you're an unc like me, in which case it may take a bit longer.

Exercise is one of the few things with guaranteed returns. When you wake up tomorrow, you'll be at least a bit stronger than you were today.
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>>578125861
stupid
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>>578125861
it's wiggler wednesday
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>>578129973
the anila plush looks mildly retarded

or maybe stoned
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Now that Granblue became the furry gacha, when are we going to get some of these in Rising?
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>>578131395
built for cutting her tail off and turning it into my pillow
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>>578131395
Wait for a third fighter. The series is currently in an odd state where despite not being popular on the revenue chart and having a note of constant player loss, the series has also had two widely positively received spinoff releases in the Versus franchise and the amazing hit Relink. Having recently transitioned to the next arc, it's still far too early to have a strong selection of new fan favorites to add to a fighter, especially because no new arc characters have really caught on yet, though that might be due to a lack of the gachas popularity.

Considering that not even all of the old crew is playable, and that they are still updating older characters with new lore and changes, there's still a precedent for fans to enjoy the older cast more than the new races. Most topics spoken about are "new designs" or "damn that's erotic". If you wanted more modern characters added in, they'd probably pick from recently popular fan favorites that have links to other groups in the series, such as a new divine general, a recent archangel, society, etc. It's really a problem when the series has a plethora of choices to add to the game, and as such, they struggle between unique gameplay and fan reception.

It does also seem that GBVS as game design, is reaching, if not already there, a summit on what the game can do to make the characters unique. It's highly likely that after Id, unless there's another season which I doubt, the IP as a fighter will be shelved for the foreseeable future.
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>>578132825
tails are just 2nd penises so that would make you gay though
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>>578132983
/gbvsg/ is spewing nonsense again...
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Everything is a penis if you're gay enough
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>>578133191
spewing?

you used spewing??
why out of all words to describe the situation would you use spewing??

no, we aren't "spewing", like you would probably enjoy imaging cocks "spewing" out semen

homo
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Stop talking about cocks bwo
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I will never stop talking about cock
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>>578130785
sheep is mildly retarded
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here's your free week bwo
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>>578134274
I just realized I haven't had to bake a thread in like a month
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>>578134274
Draphs were made to pander to the worst kind of audience
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>>578134274
WHOA
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>>578134586
haha yeah, also i'm gay
*suckles on a penis*
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>>578134274
nipples are just like penises ...
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>>578134773
and I want to suck on both it they're on a female
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>>578134689
A race designed to look like fuckdolls is not appealing at all for most
Harvin are cute
Erune can be sexy but some are also classy, modest and beautiful
Draph were made to appeal to porn addicted males
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>>578135250
I think you're just gay
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>>578135250
draphs are also cute because they're so short
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>>578134274
Draphs are born weak, useless and lewd.
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>>578135250
>erunes
>classy
>they are literally the designated slut race where everyone wheres exposed pit outfits and revealing side/back profiles
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>>578136238
>weak, useless and lewd.
just like me
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>>578138018
you aren't lewd
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>>578138018
you aren't useless
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>>578138018
you are definitely weak though
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>>578136238
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>>578135250
Harvins are onaholes with limbs
Erunes are canon whores
Draphs are for normal well adjusted males
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>>578136238
draphs are literally just
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>>578135250
>Erune
>modest
wasn't there a whole event where Metera was basically implying that she was a whore while talking with the Lowain bros in the gacha
and her win quotes implying that she has an acquired taste for cocks
and her entire lore implying that she has an acquired taste for cocks
and her fashion that implies that she has an acquired taste for cocks
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>>578141560
>a single erune slut who may or may not have even scored means the entire race is full of sluts
I love racism as much as the next guy but come on now
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>>578141976
Is there any proof that she never scored besides people coping with non-canon Grand Blues comics?
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>>578142225
Is there any proof that she ever scored?
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was talking to some anons about the overhead on the low/overhead auto combo ender being reactable. the hardest part is NOT doing the fuzzy which is what's really going to kill you against eustace and bubs. these aren't really 50/50s a la yuel or ferry
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>>578142630
I see no reason to doubt Metera's claims that she's a huge slut until there's evidence that contradicts it.
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>>578142728
yellow djeeta my beloved
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>>578143018
Metera claims that she's a slut?
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>>578143117
yellow brotha
no, dare I say it, yellow king
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>>578141976
Even the virgins are, at the very minimum, capable of intense perversion.
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>Erunes are constantly shown as sexual deviants with metera being an extreme example
>but my headcanon says they are classy
>no they just expose their pit pussys on purpose as a joke they are classy
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>>578143876
I have no stakes in this discussion that started before I woke up. But they indeed can wear some classy outfits, Erune are known for their fashion and showing skin =/= un-classy.
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>>578144190
>classy
>it's just normal formal wear but with pit pussy, side pussy and probably back pussy on full display, with a peek of thigh pussy
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>>578144296
brother you forgot her anklepussy. its 2026 where is our erune in a burqa?
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So, did Metera ever claim to be a slut?
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>>578145061
no, she just suggested to every male within a 50 mile radius that she should be sucking their cock right now
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>>578145061
She's had a lot of "dates"
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>>578145194
Never did because high standards.
>>578145325
Never went anywhere because high standards.
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Metera paid a visit to those chickadees in the warm Feendrache summer of 2025 and none of them have ever been the same
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METERA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WITH DICK SUCKING INTENTIONS
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>>577975139
good night
>>578146041
fuguharra please
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>>578134274
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So which anons will come back for 2.60? Can we be a family again? ;_;
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oh yeah, going to bed at 5:20. that's the stuff right there.
fuck my nigger life.
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>>578152136
I miss you, EU-Seox bro.
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>>578152436
my insides miss him too...
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>>578152417
someone post the gif of the fat little dog please
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>>578131395
man, they really are running around like headless chickens since Estalucia aren't they
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>>578135684
luv this artist (if I'm recognizing the artstyle correctly)
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>>578144190
they should add this character to the game
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>>578144190
I doubt that any woman who'd walk outside like this would be called "classy".
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>>578153571
>"outside"
>clearly confined within her bedchembers, undressing in a private environment
Damn, this really is a muslim website.
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1-3 i play rising
4-6 i make a cheesecake today
7-9 i play divinity original sin 2
0 i uninstall all games and only play strive for a month
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>>578153745
enjoy ur cheesecake
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>>578153745
baked goods always win
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>>578152136
It'd be funny to see people come back to see the full 2.60 only to realize that Cygames lied and the CEO build actually was the full patch.
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>>578154959
i honestly believe it is the whole patch but some small changes werent discovered
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>>578154959
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>>578144190
Trouser suits on elegant women almost always look trashy for me.
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>>578131395
Holy...

>>578132978
>Having recently transitioned to the next arc, it's still far too early to have a strong selection of new fan favorites to add to a fighter
I don't really get what is happening with the gacha.
Wasn't it in EoS state not too long ago?
Are they "reworking" the entire gacha now with new lore and shit?
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>>578132978
>Wait for a third fighter.
stopped reading right there
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>>578160649
>Wasn't it in EoS state not too long ago?
According to /gbfg/ it's been in EOS state since I started playing 7 years ago
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>>578135250
piss smeared fox hands typed this post.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN4Q4FF0Gps
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>>578164895
What am i suppose to take note of here?
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>>578165454
fix your depression
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>>578152923
Yeah, it's trash. Technically the world is completely different now too, with no bottom of the skies, earth rising to the skies and the islands getting filled with immigrant furries.
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>>578165715
Only women and trannies get depressed.
i'm a 30 year old neet with not prospects in life and the only real regret i have in life is not letting my cousin rape me when i was 14.
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>>578160649
>>578160792
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Can someone please explain to me, like I'm a dummy-dum child, why people were freaking out so much about Ult-DPs in the patch being 5 frames and how it kills any and all safe-jumps?
Like, you can't even safely jump anymore? Assuming I play Meg and get a lot of automated safe-jumps out of my specials, should I just completely stop doing them alltogether, as soon as my opponent has 50 meter? Because there is fuck all I can do? Not even empty jump into block?
Ult-DPs already beat safe-jabs, they beat doing anything at all after jump on them, so what's the cool new thing they beat?
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>meg player
>is retarded
checks out
wait until the actual patch drops before asking questions related to what changed, dumbass
nobody fucking knows
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>meg player
>is extremely cute and innocent
checks out
now for the answer, i guess the timing of a safe jump and safe jump is gonna change a bit, and for some set ups maybe
then again, i am retarded and silly so i dont really know what im talking about but im still saying it
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>>578166219
I'm talking out of my ass but I assume that this will only affect some safe jumps, but ones that need to be manually timed will still work.
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Sorry for trying to start a discussion.
Have this lust-proving Societte.
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>Sorry for being retarded and worthless
Not accepted.
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Normally I wouldn't accept this apology but you've provided a very lustful image, so I will let it go this time
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put a sexy anime woman and this nigga kneels immediately
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>>578170715
>still not playable
damn, I think she'd be fun to play as as well
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>>578176452
average weeb
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>>578176572
bitch would just be anji
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>>578142630
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>>578166219
It kills -7 safejumps which a lot of characters including meg use. Right now you can get some pretty good mix off a throw on some characters with superjump forward +hold guard as you land so you can threaten safejump/throw/throwbait/instant jab. Patch is killing all that. You only got mean replies because the thread is full of retards that don't understand the game and didn't know either
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He only got a mean reply because he mentioned Meg, so he's THAT guy.
You told him regular safejumps are dead? He'll still try them when the patch releases. He's just that kind of person.
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>>578179780
>He'll still try them when the patch releases
I'll probably do that too. I also jump after corner combos even if I don't have a safejump setup because usually my opponent won't risk it.
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The next EX character will be Ferry with living familiars, believe in victory
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>you can marry other players mid-match in Duskbloods
Good news kizzingtons you can finally marry your cag gf
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>>578179967
>usually my opponent won't risk it.
Don't try it on me, I DP legit safejumps
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>>578143018
One of two things canonically happens from what we have seen. Metera either turns down the man thinking she's too good for him, or she thirsts after someone who isn't interested in her.
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>>578179967
I've been doing a fake jump for almost 2 years now and only one person seems to know its fake.
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>>578180358
The wind spirit is CUTE
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>>578179780
>He'll still try them when the patch releases
I mean, what else am I supposed to do? If anything gets killed by U-DPs anyway, might as well make them waste 50 meter.
I kinda doubt that they kill integral parts of characters kits like that
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>>578183236
>spoiler
anila player trauma dump in 5
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>>578166219
it's a targeted nerf to yuel the overpowered
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>>578179632
>Right now you can get some pretty good mix off a throw on some characters with superjump forward +hold guard as you land so you can threaten safejump/throw/throwbait/instant jab. Patch is killing all that.
This is a good change. The looping offense was stupid strong in this game
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>>578184004
good, i should not be forced to hold their wack ass 50/50
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>>578184167
You can take the throw.
I believe in you.
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>>578184167
There was plenty of stupid strong shit in the game but they refuse to nerf those cunts and would rather drag the rest of the cast down instead.
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>>578184167
For it to even get started you needed to get grabbed or lose neutral and get HKD'd in some form. BC losing hkd should've been enough
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>>578184167
thank you... i am simply sick of super jumpers thinking they're nice.
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Zeta-bros, are we going to be alright?
Who am I kidding, it's just me
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>>578181569
damn they are making another coop after the nightreign?
quite disappointing
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>grubbers think getting strong okizeme from specific knockdowns without some bullshit like a cag trap to force it off any knockdown at all is overpowered
there's just no way this isn't this entire general's first and only fighting game at this point
EVERYONE could safejump off throw it wasn't even a character thing
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>>578186160
Just Rhapsody into corner to corner like you always have
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Throws should give you a medium normal meaty at best
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>>578186457
>EVERYONE could safejump off throw
y-yeah
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>>578186174
It looks a lot more like Miyazaki's bizarre take on Mario Party. The combat looks sick too.
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>>578184167
ironically only one of the top 5 characters in this game currently can do that
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>EVERYONE could safejump off throw it wasn't even a character thing
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>>578186906
looks basically the same like the last 2-3 games
also its switch 2 exclusive lmao
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>>578186906
nigga literally keeps making the same game it's just slop
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>>578187084
Did we play the same game? I did not remember sniper rifles, running long ranged dinosaur command grabs, quadrupal jumps, and air combos being in Nightreign.
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>this roll slop is different this time bros I swear!
like swine feeding out of a trough
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>>578187873
ultimately it plays basically the same, just faster
i feel like nightreign was them testing grounds for faster gameplay
bloodborne had a sniper rifle in a way
i hope they are making 2 games at the same time because this feels like a wasted slot to me (again, to me)
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I dont own a switch 2 so I cant enjoy this latest slop from the trough.
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>>578186160
As long as idiots mash on wakeup in corner, Zeta rhapsody will always keep you strong.
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>>578189205
that is me. I am idiots
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duskbloods is the game for me because I'm an invasionsfag BUT I do not own a switch 2 nor do I want to buy one so I will never get to play it
I fucking hate nintendo and exclusivity so much
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>>578188312
feeding pig-chan my man milk
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>>578188312
>>578189847
how are we gonna save granblue if we dont own a switch 2
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>>578190206
by buying the season 3 character pass starring sarasa
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Anyone wanna play for half an hour or so?
Grub or Tokon, both are fine.
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>>578191902
I can play, let me boot the game up first.
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>>578192040
Grub, I assume?
I'll make the room.
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>>578192486
Yeah, Grub, sorry.
See you in the room.
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>>578191902
>or Tokon
TRAITOR
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>>578191902
>or Tokon
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>>578194081
*punches you*
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>>578196229
too wide
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>this game doesn't read my inputs
>I lost every 50/50 and lose on their mash
>my character is so hard to play
>my opponent's character is so unskilled
>my opponent buttons are faster than mine every time
>I wanted to do this and did something else
In the meanwhile I look at his gameplay and see him play like an absolute retard.
I tried to help him and giving him advice or tell him to swap character if he feels his is shit but he won't listen.

Do you have any friend like this and how do you handle them? Like what the fuck do I tell them besides telling him to stop playing this genre? He's a good person but he's genuinely the most unlikeable retard on the planet when he's playing games.
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i like wide horses
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>>578196772
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>>578197070
too flat
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Thanks for playing, Zetabro.
I can't believe how many times I tried to airdash, holy shit
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>>578197070
good
extremely good
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>>578193587
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>>578197169
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>>578197193
GGs, Ratpal.
It must be difficult switching between these games, both being different and similar at the same time.
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>>578196229
why post it?
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>>578196928
sounds like theyre retarded and your best option is to leave them alone to do whatever they want
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>>578197528
too bespectacled
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>>578197019
stroking
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>>578164895
https://youtu.be/bN4Q4FF0Gps?t=54
sounds exactly like the half life landing sound
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>>578196928
i have people like that and its frustrating because when you try to help them they just get annoyed or hop off
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>come back without practice
>wash everyone
is kat just that broken
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>>578198358
yeah
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>>578196928
you sound like a shitty friend
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>>578196928
i say and think all of those things
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>>578197838
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>>578198358
236U is stupid and broken
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>>578198358
>hit any light normal
>confirm into 236U into grounded corner combo
>you now outrange most of the cast and if they guess wrong on BC they die
Nah she's just mid tier
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>>578196928
>Do you have any friend like this and how do you handle them?
Reminds me of how a friend of mine never quick raised in sf5 and when I told him that he should he answered that if there are two timings for raising up you actually wanted to vary them and not bee predictable or whatever and then he just kept only late raising.... I played Juri when this conversation happened so I just kept getting my free charges on every knock down. We're not friends anymore for unrelated reasons.
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>>578198358
she's so broken every kat player competing offline switched mains
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grubbabs don't bother improving so you can take multi-month breaks, come back and still mog the fuck out of everyone
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>>578198358
someone post the 236U webm some anon did months ago
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stupid fucking pauldrons
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>>578200942
Comfy padded pauldrons
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>>578200942
keeping her pits nice and steamy
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>>578201045
i want to see her nape
i want to see her clavicle
her trapezius
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>>578199025
whorse
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AHAHAHAHA
Pffffffffffffffft hahahahahaha lmao
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https://x.com/riotgames/status/2090514198162022898
KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOW RIP 2XKO IT'S OVER
EOS EOS EOS EOS
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING A TAGSLOP TAGFLOP
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>>578201410
guess it didnt have a second life
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>>578201410
no way it's that ba-
>it's real

Holy shit
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whens is we getting another fighting game
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Baking.
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>>578201410
>>578201505
Someone post grub roach
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tagslop and 2xkuso are trash yes but lets not pretend that active development for rising didn't end in like mid 2024
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>>578201410
Are we really in a position to make fun of games EOSing?
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>>578202102
Absolutely
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>>578202102
yeah?
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>>578202056
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH WE WON
THE UNKILLABLE ROACH
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>>578202223
>>578202223
>>578202223
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>>578202056
>lets not pretend that active development for rising didn't end in like mid 2024
now this is delusion



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