Join the tournaments:>>577940924NASaturday August 22nd 3pm PST/6pm ESThttps://challonge.com/99q6ce9kEUSunday August 23rd 10am UTChttps://challonge.com/cx499wdrMandatory listeninghttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TNew phenomenal system mechanic!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2087992612724891806>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Eustace, Seox>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>577804581
holy DOGSHIT OPwill make you pay for the entire thread
>super dogshit opthis one, cuz its funnier
>>577973173Nah, OPs like this are fun.Actual OC. We can post titty fanart any other day.
apparently they cracked Tokon and without all the Sony pozz the cracked version runs much better lol
>>577973173he just wanted his djeeta doodle in the op...
>>577973380I mean, was there any doubt? Pointless since it doesn't have online though.
>>577973380is that surprising to anyone? don't think so. we all knew sony was to blame>>577973387nah, that's not me. it would have been funny but my dogshit doesnt deserve it
>>577973380say it ain't so...
We can post huge Zetas in here
>>577973536>anon is blind
>>577973725>godlike
RS RC would be much better if it greatly increased the combo limit from the get go. More than 1 in a combo instantly ends the combo.
>>577973536>it would have been funny but my dogshit doesnt deserve itInfinitely better than OP thoughI called AI in the previous thread but I liked it
zeta lost
>>577974107
>>577974107What else is new.
>>577974312this is only on /gbvsg/
i luv sheep
>>577974312So Zeta is better in tournaments?
>>577974107https://x.com/kotosiha_saru/status/2089707472638664925The future is now, old man
>>577974891its a shame that artist died
>>577975291>off model huge tits on zeta spamcringe
Interesting creature, the Zeta.>>577975291You weren't supposed to do that...
it's sad that the official global last origin english edition has worse translation than the old unofficial patch
>You weren't supposed to do that...
>>577975902gomenesorry
>>577973920Those beautiful round orbs, I want to ponder them
>>577974652AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME CRACKERMAN
Please explain to me why Narmaya's flip is the devil-Hitler of bullshit, while Anila is the honest poor suffering mid-low-tier when she has this move.
>>577977410Narmaya attacks instantly
>>577977410bro can't handle a shorthop
>and for anila's bullshit dishonest move she... jumps
>>57797741016-23 frames of startup, followed by a 5-7 frame air normal and nebulous plus frames on blockversus5 frame startup (4 frame prejump) and unconditionally +2
>>577977410she's just as bullshit, M is near impossible to punish
>>577978245so true sis, she is just as bullshit
>>577977410
>>577978767why does this game have so many moves that slash behind you but also have no hitbox there
>why
>>577979257because it doesn't, the hurtboxes on air normals are huge and extend behind you so you only get hit if you press a button
>>577979257OUTSKILL YOUR OPPONENTS LIKE NEVER BEFORE -the rising trailer
>>577978767visually it makes sense
anon are you done jogging and blowing out your knees? lets PLAY
>>577979257You wanna know the real reason? The game is designed with so little shcmovement that they don't expect anybody to end up in situations like this, so they'd rather have a big nice looking slash than make an animation that makes sense for the hitbox.
>discord clique
>>577979494i cant do it
>>577979462That was an AI edit made by shitposters retard kun...
I'm bored too who wants to play
its almost 1am i am not playing
>>577980207Character?
In this thread we will pretend to be a lobby anon.
Who said anything about joggingI didn't see anything about jogging in the thread...
*jogs*
>>577980290Cagliostro or whoever I fancy
>>577980449steam's friends list is a thing lil' troon
>>577979257because I shouldn't be punished for YOU doing a late dp and I still lose because the animation
>577980616
1-3 i am a dumbass4-6 i am a dumbass6-9 i am a dumbass0 i am a god
>>577980096retardGOD...
>>577980616But what if her
>>577980802i knew it...
1-3 i am a god4-6 i am a god6-9 i am a god0 i am trans
>>577980802What's different between the 3 dumbasses
>>577981186I knew it...
odds patch badevens patch good
Odds again...Suspicious...
Evens and all the odds results that shat on Rising get reversedOdds I just fucking explo
DOOMGODS NO STOP TWERKING ON US
GUH phewyep that was some very nice doominggood night
Remember when someone made this.lol.
>>577944812I made the invite to play earlier but something came up and I'm bummed now. Don't think I'll be playing.I joined the lobby and it was at x/4 if anyone wants to go there.
Days until patch?
>>577982232We say "sleepies" here, newcuck
Yea yea, newcuck!
I do not say sleepies because that's a vtumor meme, bitch.
these gay niggas added each other on steam
>>5779774102H
>>577982328>>577982636song is awful but HOLY SEEEEEEEXXXXXXhttps://youtube.com/shorts/82HBW9ov1UQ
>he feels left outHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why did xhe post that
im not clicking on that sis
Wait, one of the favorite memes of the general is a vtuber one? But I thought we hated vtubers here. Nevermind then, I'll post some.
>>577982180i forgot to reply earlier sorry. i thought this was you.>>577979494whoops.
>Wait, one of the (HEADCANON)
>>577980616that crotch looking kinda suspicious
>>577982825what in the fucking world does this have to do with sleepies
>>577983215>>577983331Literally just check the video.
Today I said "enough" and went jogging.I looked like a retarded penguin because I couldn't figure out the step between "walking" and "running", but I still accomplished my set distance.My calves, shin, and ankles feels like fucking foam though.I'd really apprecaite any Fittingtons to give me a few point on how to achieve a proper jogging form.Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
For me, it's the DIO versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oudkzqbX1UI
Join the lobby if you're not brown
The lobby is literally nothing but browns
>>577983414>I'd really apprecaite any Fittingtons to give me a few point on how to achieve a proper jogging form.Forget everything you thought you knew about steppies.Instead, do strodies.I hope you got proper running shoes, bro
>>577983414If you're so fucking fat you don't even know how to jog please don't post my wife metera
>>577983414Breathe through your nose alwaysKeep your back straightKeep your head slightly up, as if something is tugging at the back of your headFor hand positions it varies person by person, I keep mine in a slight fist form and keep them next to me.
>>577983414just b ureself
>>577983605I just couldn't make the brain connection between "running -> ? -> running">>577983625brother I'm actually kind of underweight.I just couldn't figure shit like "what should be my posture? My form? What do I do with my arm? What about the pace?"
imagine being bronze
>>577982825Back in the day they made fun of people jerking off to MMD on Iwara, now these pretenders do the same and everyone is eating that shit
Gayban please...
>>577983646>Keep your head slightly up, as if something is tugging at the back of your headwhy this
>>577983861Because if you don't you'll look like a retarded Cag player.
>>577983861you should always have good posture
>>577983861You will get shoulder and neck pains if you look down for long periods of time while physically straining yourself
>>577983646That helps a lot thanks brother!Can you tell me the pace you're aiming for? Like I'm pretty sure I went too damn hard at first and quickly ran out of gas shortly after I started out, so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantlyFor what it's worth I accomplished my set distance but I was still disappointed because I felt I fucked up the whole thing
>>577984115>so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantlyThat's a good way to build endurance, keep doing it. Try to do more jog than walk eventually.But mainly, just make sure you do this 3 times a week from now on and eventually you'll be doing a mile without breaking a sweat.
>I got tired fast>should I... go... slower??>AIEEE SAVE ME CHATGPT SAMAplease get eaten by lions
>>577984115>so I ended up alternative between brisk walk -> light jog -> brisk walk -> light jog constantlyInterval workouts are a thing, which is basically what you did but structured and with more intent.
>>I got tired fast>>should I... go... slower??No, push yourself for the first time in your live you little pussy
i hate chewsday
>>577984115I personally just choose a lap around my neighborhood and try to run it consistently. When I am done with one I choose a longer one to push myself. As a tip, even if the first ones feel like shit, don't take multiple day long breaks. Unless you royally fucked your body up, just keep running consistently and you'll see progress.
It's chewsday, innit!?
Is steam down for you guys still as well or is it just me?
Steam is dead forever
No, just Granblue
I killed steam, now we can play dnf duel on the epic store
>>577985248It's down for me too, I wanted to hop back into the lobby but gaben is cucking us
>>577984438>>577984612Cool, thanks, I really appreciate your words anon.I just wanna rebuild my body is all.>>577984859Yeah I was looking for a suitable terrain where I could go for something like that but unfortunately the town I live in is a maze of downhil, uphill, zigzag, and motherfuckers who built their car alleyway at a 90° angle.I'm just trying to make do with what I got.>As a tip, even if the first ones feel like shit, don't take multiple day long breaksI was taking of taking tomorrow off because, genuinely, my lower legs feel like fucking twigs right now, constant pain whenever any pressure is applied (like when I stand up), so I figured I'd let them recover a bit, but at the same time I just think it's my own fault for biting more than I could take.I'm not above admitting my first attempt was a catastrophic fuck ups, it's why I decided to ask for advice to see if there are other joggers around and if I could glean something from them.>>577984502Did our wife pissed in your cereal? You should drink that bowl anon don't let it go to waste, it's a great boon from her.
>>577985463thank you nier*rubs belly*
How about instead of worrying about Steam you go Steam some hams for your wife and child
>>577985463finally some good honest neutral
its chewsday innit
>>577985594I don't feed my family on tuesdays, otherwise, they might depend on me too much
>>577985523>I was taking of taking tomorrow off because, genuinely, my lower legs feel like fucking twigs right now, constant pain whenever any pressure is applied (like when I stand up), so I figured I'd let them recover a bitSounds fair, I don't know your body, so do as you see fit. I forgot to mention since to me it's already a given, but first things first choose a running pace with which you can run one whole lap/target length without breaks at all. Even if it's slow, start from it, and work your way up once you get used to that pace. Measuring your end-time to check your progress is a good idea as well. That's it from me.
>>577985856Noted anon, thanks again for your help on this, for what it's worth, I don't intend on giving up on this.
ggs lobby. may steam pay for what its done to us.
i can ride my bike (with helmet) faster than you can run
i'm scared to ride my bike because i don't know if i'm supposed to use the hand signs or if doing that would just make me look like a gay retard
>>577986192even with my go-go super fast turbo boots??
>>577986504I used hand signals once and some fat road rage retard in a car thought I was flipping him off when I signaled a right turn.Fuck cars and fuck car drivers. Ride free, biker.
>>577986792please don't call me slurs
haha its because biker ends with an er sound haha
>>577985787she fucks that
i saw you say it.
>>577986504Hand signals are a very real things that, a lot of road laws have incorporated. The problem stem from da gubmint allowing retards at the wheels.So to answer your question, yes, you should use them, what the retards at a wheels around you makes of it however, is a whole other questions.
>>577985213Worst chewsday post so far
>>577985523>so I figured I'd let them recover a bit, but at the same time I just think it's my own fault for biting more than I could take.Kinda, but that doesn't undo the damage. Take tomorrow off, do whatever you can manage without making it worse the day after. Try to get to bed on time too, sleep is when you recover. A rest day in between is a good idea for now.
>>577985594I only eat steamed clams>>577985787Now this one's good and cute, GIWTWM
>>577985213at least do some variety like the recent gyaru Hilda
>>577986792lmao get fucked bicycuckget off the fucking road or get turned into a pavement smear
>>577989675do you know how few hilda images on boorus fit the venn diagram of having the large_breasts tag, being sfw, and being nice looking artwork it's shockingly slim
>>577987386I don't think it's that, anon Apparently some people hate bikers with their lives
>I-is that someone traveling with his muscles?! AAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME BOOMERMAN
it takes a lot of muscles to drive a car
I cannot wait for BC to return you to neutral bros
>>577990695one of the only times meg has ever looked good
Thoughts on society?
>>577990695it takes a lot of muscles to MILK my COCK now get to it MEGGER
>>577991891we live in one
how have they never made a food more satisfying to eat than potato chips
Try eating pussy cuck
I am listening to Umamusume concerts.
>>577992387Show Mushihimesama Ultra 1cc
pussy isn't food
>>577989908*rides slowly in the middle of the single lane street in front of you*
>>577977410Metera's hop is just a better version of this move in the vast majority of situations.
>>577992387i like you
>>577992640you've never jumped over a fireball to hit the other person from fullscreen with metera's hop
>>577992387KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWBLUD GOT ZERO BITCHES RUUUMEEEEOOOWW
>>577992387No woman will ever say this to me, despair presses down on me like Beatrix using Thunderbird.
>>577992387this cannot be a real steam account
>>577993027yeah who the fuck has rising on his library lmao
>>577993118fucking GOTTEM
Post the biggest ass you have. Like, Brappatoa big
I am playing Etrian Odyssey 3 and named all my characters like my favorite lobbingtons and made them female
>>577993258Show us them
>>577993258breed them
>577993235
>>577993258i hope i made it in
>>577993258Proof
>>577992387forgiven for having mushihimesama and granvir
>>577982825garbage that appeals to white subhumans and bugs
>>577993383I made that face toooo
>>577993383stop posting this pic
stop posting things that make me make that face
>>577993027why
>>577992387Well, I am... uhhh...
>>577994857The hell kind of autism is this?
>>577994857what the fuck is this anon
I swear 80% of the gameplay of Path of Exile is larping about how complicated your build is
>>577994857is that the path of exile planner haha
>>577994970>>577994984nywell>>577995190>>577995292yes, correct
>>577993258Show us you pussy
>>577993258did I make it in?
>>577993258im on the farmer squad arent i
who wants to be in the sims
>>577996713are you a girl?
who wants to be in my butt
>>577635346Here is every frame of Metera's butt. Default color, Port Breeze stage.https://imgur.com/a/CpGOE7S
>>577997491post ur butt
>>577997530vegeta_kneeling.jpeg
>>577997530>59
>>57799803867
>>577998134
>>577997530
>>577997530Excellent, now do Cagliostro
>>577998673It really would take a Cagfag to look upon this great bounty and say "Now do MORE, do MY thing next!"
>>577998807BDF
>>577998673ok*does Cagliostro*
>>577998807do his thing next
doing my mom
forkin my moms butt
doi-doin' my mom
https://x.com/i/status/2089265216085545422Galleon spine damage
>>577999697we all return to where we came from
>>577999939Won?
>Two people in a row one-and-done me
>>578000232if you looked like this i'd one and done you too
>>578000658What's wrong? he's smiling
now do wilnas' bulge
>>578000658I wouldn't do that anon
>>578000232Bepaw/BSG be like
>>578000852>Bepawhis eyes are not trying to escape from his head so it's not him
>>578000948it's a medical condition, probably be nice
thoughts on vasectomies?
>>578001269but it's ok making fun of him when he's black and fat?
>>578001269I thought it was just a black guy thing, like how their eyes are yellowish and their skins form scars differently
>>578001360Yes because everyone here is black and fat
>>578001819
>>577999939
total corn destruction
>>578000948
>>578002567is this real or was it editedbecause food lord
>>578001819i'm not fat
>>578001819i'm not black
>>578002772I edited his genetic code
>>578001784eye bulging is common with thyroid problems
you chose to be fatget dunked on lil- or i should say BIG nigga
>>578002772its real. i think its was when zippy dropped his trophy and broke it.
https://x.com/i/status/2089835065437978749Belial sauce
>>578003331But does anyone still play Belial?
>>578003206damn right i chose to be fat my wife cooks good food
>>578003310that's fucked up man. how is that even the same species as me
>>578003331>do a shit combo for garbage damage >but look they bounce kinda funnySad that this is genuinely what "Sauce" means nowadays
>>578003680https://youtu.be/9JT2gCGK6F4?t=8354good ole bepaw
>>578003680
she her btw
>>578004154timmy not even doing the bare minimum and wants to be called xer
>>578004154always remember brosno matter how shit your life is, no matter how much you've fucked up and created a cage of your own failures, no matter how dumb you feel every waking moment of your lifeyou grew up on the Internet surrounded by anime girls and playing anime games and jerking off 3 times a day, and you didn't troon outgood job. you are stronger than manyI do not have any approval giving grub characters saved to post on this godforsaken device, but pretend I did
>>578004617they have a person who loves them though
>>578004154>
>>578005084i look like that
>>578004114i look like this
I don't look like anything. I'm a faceless mass of data, an inchoate electronic ghost signal that "lives" in /gbvsg/ as you might call it. my posts are hopeful and positive. I have the capacity to transfer myself to the lobby, but since my signal breaks apart when it tries to cross into devices besides the PC I'm on it starts to tear me apart. that's why we play in the no crossplay lobby. I would really appreciate it if you'd stop throwing shit on my walls and "fyarting"
>>578004587No-effort trannies are somehow particularly offensive, although less difficult to look at than the ones that are obviously just gay men.
>>578006474it's offensive because it's stolen valor, there are people who destroy their bodies, actually put in effort to try to change their voice, shave, and do whatever they can to try to present as a woman and then there are these people who want the recognition and the victim complex and everything just because they put pronouns in their bio
I don't care how much work you put into it, unless you are transplanting your brain you will never be a woman (unabbreviated)
On all levels except physical, I am a grub
>>578008924you are gonna be a beautiful butterfly
aiaiai I am your butterflyI need your protection, be my samurai
>>578009639that music video was so fucking weird
>>578010559yeah. zef's got some bars though I still think about decapitate a hater with amazing ease sometimes
After jobbing every single tournament for more than a year lil' bwo was finally kicked out
we are nice to Elsa here
>>578012219He plays a great Cag
farewell elsa
>>577983414Get an exercise bike instead
smellsahehhehehhehhhehh
should've picked a top tier elsa
good work elsa
>>578013602Nier would never say that.
>>578012434SHE
elsa has a cag gf and you dont.
>>578013897That's a troon, anon....
>>578012127Who broke the buck?
Grrr.... Stop being mean to Xe/Xerom's boyfriend!!!!
>>578014007thats not going to stop multiple anons from being jealous
>>578014172are these all guys
>>578014140Elsa got a gf (male)Xerom looks like he smells, I don't think he could even score a 'roon
>>578012127Did he get any results since Nier got nerfed?
>>578014238i dont know but the guy on the right has a kneepussy
>>578014172Post more fat sheep cosplayers
>>578014305I see it
>>578014339sorry but i dont care for cosplay. i did find this very wide sheep for you though.
>Feel like playing game>Jump online>Literally nothing but 2Bs Meteras and Viras>Close game
>>578014293is elsa actually gay? I don't get how you can date a roon and fool yourself into thinking it's a girl. what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?
>>578015582>is elsa actually gay?Anon... his xitter bio is "FGC auntie"
>>578015582>what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?Maybe one of our resident futa fags could answer this?
>>578015973>>what happens when you take >her pants off and there's a benis down there?
>>578015808smooch maids
>>578015208I would rather fight Metera and Vira than the nonstop slew of Belials and Sandalphons I always seem to get
>>578017005u fireball status?
>>578017490No fireball whatsoever.
>>578017005Could be worse, I always get matched with VisualZh and his fucking Uno
>>578017796This is not the game for you.
/gbvsg/, I need a serotonin injection stat
>>578018763despite hearing that word for over 20+ years i have no idea what it actually is or involves
>>578019032Why did they do it?Why did they kill Rising?
Tokon is apparently dying faster than Rising did in two weeks
>>578020868Gotta be only the PC port.
>>578018719No other game has yool so this is the game for me.I unironically have an easier time fighting characters like Metera, Vas, Cag, Lowain... than I do virtually any of the shotos with a shiny gm badge.
another day
>>578021085That doesn't really matter when PC is where everyone migrated to
>>578021907I'm not privy to the numbers, but I was sure I heard that consoles were more successful for Tokon. Or is that literally just Sony denying any failures and the complete murder of the potential PC port audience?
>>578022176That was referring to fighting games overall
>>578022176the sony marketing would need to be stupid good for goystation to overtake PC numbers. PC nowadays has more than twice as many players in every fighting game
ilsa killed the game
Galleon killed me (suffocated)
>>577997530we need metera butt frame tier list
>>578020868As games come out and flop, more and more Rising looks like some kind of lightning in a bottle. At least in recent history.
>>578015973
https://x.com/KirigiriAlpaca/status/2089842952247857409Vira MU-chart.
>>578028485thanks bwick
>>578028485I wonder what's so bad about Bea for Vira
Dark days...
1-3 i play rising4-6 i play rising and stream it7-9 i buy a whole cake and eat it alone0 i play dix
>>578034870>7-9 i buy a whole cake and eat it aloneHappy birthday anon
>>578035514I don't think it's his birthday bwo...
>>578035514t-thank you very much
>>578035872never had a woman>>578035514fucks a different woman every day>>578034870happy birthday
>>578034870rollan
>>578031390Horns too big
>>578039582Opinion too gay.
>>578034870
>>578014172would the left 2
I would anything with a heartbeatI'm so alone.... sob sob sob
2D can't fill that void and never will.
2D fills that void better than any 3D ever will.
thats what losers tell themselves
except I am happy, so I am not a loser
too far gone
You are jealous of my happiness
i dont even know who you are
I am the happy one
>>578042079
>>578042985
>>578043074galleon would never thumb that up
>>578042315>>5780422243D is too much effort and having to take care of someone else is annoying and time consuming.
I genuinely do not understand how anyone who could say retarded shit like "Keeping up a relationship with someone who likes you back is too much effort compared to masturbation" could have ever gotten into one in the first place
>>578044267needa find an autistic gf (female)
>>578044498You'll get it when you get older
>>57804449898% of women are retarded and find peace boringit's just one of those things where if you know, you know
>>578044864You can't just say this as a catch-all for every retarded take you have
>>578044942You'll get it when you get older
>>578044498they are>>578042571
In my ass, there is a rockThey say my danchou has a huge cockOn my way to join the lobby,I developed myself a humiliation kinkHere's the part where I say something about Brick 9/11I jerk my peepee with much aggressionas Nier faces the cum depressionI love looking at Rule 34Having a job is such a choooooreI wish I could join the tourney moreI like looking at Metera's buttbut what's in her search history's not to be discussedI can't hold it any longerCygames are expert at money launderI call Satyr the goo launcherI blow up every Megger I seeI like going to KFC and asking around if they play FerryDIX deported my favorite vasanon I just watched Lowain eat food and it just feels wrongso I'm gonna force Nier and Desu to showerJust because myself I love showersShe screams at the sight of water: "Sitting in our own shit gives us power!"There is a bomb inside my carI do not affiliate with grappler peopleI am Haveaniceday's own discipleMy peepee is not cut my danchou just rearranged my gutsIt felt so good I might be straightbut she wore a sockso I think I'm gay
>>578048336Doing alright, bro?
*And asking around if they play 2B
>get to low health>become a dodge godWhy can't I do this shit for the rest of the match?
>>578050552fear is a great motivator
>>578050552You don't actually get any better at dodging you just mash it more and it works because dodging is an overpowered mechanic and then create a narrative in your head that being close to danger powers you up like an anime character
>whywhywhy
>>578050729Okay, not that anon, but why do I get blown up dodging a plus on whiff move?Why does dodging 66L kill me most of the time I attempt it?
>>578051529Mickey mouse game, Mario Party input buffer
>>578050949WHAT THE FUCK CATJEETAI THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDAFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE BEEN THROUGHAFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITYWHYWHY WHY
>dodging is an overpowered mechanic>in rising
>>578052112we could kiss to fix it
why is there so much ai on pixiv
>>578050729>dodging is an overpowered mechanicJust use one of your specials that punish dodges
>>578053127because pixiv has been shit for like 6+ years now
>>578053251what am i supposed to use then
>>578053630Misskey
>>578054302did they never learn to make faces properly?why are they always so flat and the nose is missing, instead there is just a darker spot there with a dot?
>>578054302meh, that's another barely browsable shitholePixiv and Xitter with some Misskey, Boorus, Panda and Kemono (clones) on the covers most bases.
>>578054549Noses on anime characters look weird so why bother?
>>578054549Why are westcucks always so obsessed with noses and fleshfangs? Why never the lack of lips?
>>578054549noses are universally ugly
>>578054302misskey is basically dead
Stop picking Maynie
>>578052112My soul is dark and evil...I will ruin kotdjeeta with my dogshit artististic skills...in all kinds of ways...
>>578052112
>>578056839youre not funny nigga
>>578057025thank you
>>578056839BTF
discord server tier general
kot djeeta was too good for its own good
draw kotdjeeta and you will be happy
>>578057350when
>>578058184now
>>578058275whomst've?
>>578044498>"Keeping up a relationship with someone who likes you back is too much effort compared to masturbation"I'm not a giga chad with giga chad interests so I would never have or find someone like that You people really think that masturbation is the cause and not the consequence
>>578059023>jerk off>instantly stop feeling any desire for human connection at alli wonder why
>>578050729>dodging is an overpowered mechanicTRVKE>>578053196Name 5
>>578056839Get these on your computer nigga, I need new reaction images
Bwos I was gone for 20 mins fapping to futa and came back to this shit wtf is wrong with all of you
>>578060587drawing on PC is not as satisfying and simple
>>578061332he likely meant taking proper pictures of them retard
>>578060357Gran U bootCharlotta L ballLancelot's rekkasSoriz L punchAbel U lariat
>>578061332Nobody asked for your preferences
>>578053196>>578061736I HATE IT
EUsisters join the tournament…
I rather draw kotdjeeta
>>578056839It doesn't have the same sexual energy that Wam does
>>578064998Anon... all the remaining euros already joined
>>578066303there were 4 last time
>>578066072>he wouldn't fuck a kot
>>578029309>f.H>better conversions>more damage>better specials both in neutral and in pressure>clock
>>578066554Not that one at least
>>578064998Not sure I'll be able to join
>>578066667too far, i will not fun post with this
>>578050552you're Zaraki or Lille Barro
>>578050949eyes too bigears look more like horns, too stiffhead/face too small mouth not mischievous enough tail too thin, not fluffy enough
>>578055745AHAHAHAHAZAMA DESU
>>578066515and how long ago was that? we lost eurat since then.
>>5780701641 month ago bwo
I, the worst player to ever grace this general, will join the EU tournament to act as a punching bag
>>578050949>Defiling kotdjeeta just to get some (you)sYou are so fucking brown
>>578072736But I already joined.
>>578072736thank you for your sacrifice
>>578072736>I, the worst player to ever grace this general, will join the EU tournamentPretty sure Rayquaza and Mat don't play anymore so they can't join
>>578072736Not if I join and act as an even easier punching bag
>>578073184Both of them would body me any day of the week, even after not playing for months.
good day /gbvsg/this is your daily reminder that shithander still doesn't have a job and spends 20000 hours a year no lifing this generalthank you
Godhander is based?
just like me frfr
>>578073959we all do
>>578073959he's my idol
samefag fatigue
>>578073959>doesn't have a jobI thought that was a zoiposter
>>578073959he's my friend
>>578072867thank you
kotjitta is our Doro
>>578075409>not "nyever"shit kotjeeta
Will I manage to get 100 gemmies today?Place your bets!
I have a particular problem with Granblues dialouge, and its that these motherfuckers cannot stop complimenting each other. It's forced and distracting, its as if none of these characters have any actual connection in game so they read each others wikipedia oages
>>578076123
>>578076136Just beat a GM twice bro, it's not hard
>>578076161not a unique complaint
>>578076161female writers, what do you expectmale writers wouldn't know how to write a compliment
>>578076580wrong granblue general, you worm
>>578076161it's a problem with a lot of bad japanese writing>>578076668you act like 90% of this general isn't off topic
>>578076161Insert jumpcut compilation of every single character saying "flames" to percival
>>578076161it does not help that 2B actually does thishttps://youtu.be/AtakJ1O17Wc
>>578073959I wish I could not have a job, I'm jealous of NEEThander
Crazy how we only got two eternals but all the society made it
wye live in mya sociedy
>>578077605Djeeta is the 11th Eternal, so technically 3...
>>578077605there are 11 eternals and like 4 society members
>>578073959>no job>live a cushy life on German neetbux>play grub, post in here and jack it to brown women all day Truly GODhander...
>>578077884>4 society membersAnon...
We live in a society
@578075046off topicyou know what to do
>>578077884>forgetting about everyone's favorite Society member
good day /gbvsg/this is your daily reminder that swizzle is still better than you in this game and even in dixthank you
>>578077112darling you posted a 30 minute video with no timestamp, do you require me to kiss you on your forehead?
>>578078398I didnt really look at it
>>578078398not him but yes
*deep inhale*LOBBY STATUS????
......
>>578076161every bad guy character's dialogue is just "i kill u lol"
Bad Intro Dialogue:>You're looking pretty strong, dingaling. I'd like to test the might of my bonerender kusarigama against your legendary astral ancient underground shotgunspear of the winds.>Well that's mighty nice of you. I'll give it my all! Hey, how about after our little spar, we go get some yummy dumplings? Loser's treat!Good Intro Dialogue:>I WILL STAIN MY HOUSE WIF YOUR BRUD>GEEEEEEEEESE
>>578078961Belial! you... *reads notes* ...Serpent!
>>578079416shut the fuck up TO
Beelzebub vs Gran>IM THE REAL SINGULARITYYYYYYYYYBeelzebub vs Djeeta>A THIRD SINGULARITYYYYYY?? IM THE REAL SINGULARITYYYYYBeelzebub vs anyone else>WHERE IS THE SINGULARITYYYYYYYYY
>>578079703man who's never played beelzebub
>>578078223Yeah, where is he?
Belial; "Youre cute Im gonna suck your dick"Avatar Belial; "IM GONNA RAPE YOU"
>>578079969man who's never played abelhe talks and sounds exactly like normal belialhe doesn't even transform until the end of the intro
>>578080086wtf no avatar is seething 24/7
>>578079703yup that's my bubz
>>578078223>>578079930Cassius clears.
>>578080579no dumbass, he LOOKS like he's seethingthe voice acting is exactly the same as base
>>578079653mmmm tasty ruler
>>578078223she looks cute and I like her sword
>>578078223That just looks like middle aged Beatrix
>>578082805*drools*
>>578083504i look like this
No, you don't.
>>578083825same except i'm not smiling
>>578083504yay Nier!!
I look like this
>>578084501i look like this
>>578084854could be a concord character
>>578085024you have no clue what makes concord characters look bad
>>578085271could be a concord female character
>>578085483I am there but I haven't loginned in months, maybe over a year soon.
>>578085431heyooo
>>578085483Everyone there is my friend and ally and fuckbuddy
what if i order a bunch of chicks, grow them into chickens and get fresh eggs every day
https://x.com/i/status/2090038138831876117grubbas... please stop being poor...
>>578088203I got a 4090, I'm not playing this because it hasn't tempted me at full price like Rising did, and I'm not specifically in the mood for a tag fighter.
>>578088203i still have no idea how games that look like its a 2d image can take so much to run them
>>578088203>>578088570>gpu
>>578088180i've already reported you to the hoa
>>578089796I'm mexican, there's no such thing here
>>578088180my hoa busted two people for doing thisno fun allowedmeanwhile my neighbors feed 10lbs of vegetables and other shit to a small army of squirrels, rabbits and ducks every day. yes sir i love having 4000 squirrels in 2 square miles. i love the multiple conga line of ducks that come to beg at my front door every day and shit everywhere. I LOVE GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING.
>>578090609>oh no, too many squirrels, what shall I do
>>578090609whats hoa
>Fat fucker is posting ugly cows again
>>578090609if only there was some kind of small to medium sized wild predator animal that eats those animals and wouldn't be shot for daring to be within a hundred miles of God's Chosen People
>>578091016they're not ugly but yes
>>578091510>some kind of small to medium sized wild predator animal that eats those animalsnierposters?
>>578091803No, Peruvians
>>578091510the ducks have killed a cat
>>578092740good, it's not supposed to be hunting them
they killed djeeta?
>>578092740okay I hate ducks now
NYOOOOOO NYOT THE HECKING WHOLESOME CHUNGUS KOTERINOS, THEY DESERVE TO KILL ALL WILDLIFE, WE CAN'T REST UNTIL ALL OUR LOCAL FAUNA IS DEAD
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others
the 'roos don't want you to see this
>>578094942i also remember that one negative iq tard who argued for this, kek
please use 66L morecharlotta's neutral is not threatening when all i have to think about are ball and jumps
>>578096672we really need to give charlotta a double jump
>>578096094those are not the roos, the roos would You Are Great!
good thing they nerfed his install right
>>578096931and the ability to plant a bomb on the opponentand a grappling hookand a real f.H
>>578096672Thanks for the heads up but I don't want to play like that.
>>578079416The only intro dialogue that really stands out to me is Lucilius dunking on people and Soriz telling Beatrix he wants to hit her accupuncture points.
>>578084854Benjamin Franklin?! I thought you were dead!>>578090868Perhaps the grubbiest grub to ever grub, you will NEVER become a beautiful butterfly
>>578098051yeah, but whats hoa
>>578098215Homeowner's Association, my dear Euro
>>578098390thats probably some retarded shit that fucks you in the ass
>>578098457Yes, it's local communism run by karens
>>578098543nice, suffer suffer suffer
>>578094942your place is in /v/ posting cat torture videos, not here
There's a bruise daily and some people around the open lobby bruise sign up, it might pop
>>578099587im so sorry...
chibi Narmaya horns are cute
>>578099587bruise is gay
bruise is heterosexual
>>578099968Sheep pics are heterosexual
Bruise is always when I happen to not play/have already played enough.To get a four-chibi squad going again... Would be fun.
we are close to popping
>>578098914>You noticed the blatant favoritism people have over an apex predator who harms local fauna?, I can't fathom why would anyone dislike it so I'll just cope by assuming you like to watch animals being torturedHush lil' tard
yeah bitch I am nyan apex predator
>>578100886post GM badge
>>578100540>KEEEK
pyopped
Unshackled by rising, zippy is 4th place in tokon rankings and just beat diaphone's ass in ranked
>connection was lost????????it's not chewsday
still not watching your stream slopphone
>>578100936
>>578101191the #1 Magik is called CumInsideGaming
>first interaction is an airthrow>into safe jump into full corner carry safe jump combo>block my opponents DP>full SBA corner combo for maximum damage>deadAlmost two-touched someone. Amazing. Quickest rounds of my life.
ggs lobbygodsgrub... home
FUARK I jobbed.Third stage was Bombs, it was fun.Podium was gyaruchang, brown mom and eternal djeeta
>>578101514Damn, I didn't know you get a safejump off air throw.
you still have time... https://www.start.gg/kanblue
>>578102406Wait a minute, that's not a global thing. Eustace doesn't get a safejump off air throw. Anyone know if there's any rules to it?
>>578102982You are doing a poor job. Kokk wouldn't be pleased.
>>578102982Sorry, I'm eating pizza and playing metal slug with my gf today
>>578103602>playing metal slug with my gfDespair crushes me like Galleon's level 4 meteor...
>>578014293elsa's gf is female
>>578104878elsa hating freaks bodied
>>578103602How big is her gock?
>>578101672jee jees>>578104878good for him then
>>578101191>they actually have proper ELO or something resembling it>here we still play Happy Geologist: collect all the gemmies!
>>578102982I missed it
>>578106509me too
>>578106301define proper elo
>>578107003>A player's Elo rating is a number that may change depending on the outcome of rated games played. After every game, the winning player takes points from the losing one. The difference between the ratings of the winner and loser determines the total number of points gained or lost after a game. If the higher-rated player wins, only a few rating points (or even a fraction of a rating point) will be taken from the lower-rated player; however, if the lower-rated player scores an upset win, many rating points will be transferred. The lower-rated player will also gain a few points from the higher-rated player in the event of a draw. This means that this rating system is self-correcting. In the long run, players whose ratings are too low or too high should do better or worse, respectively, than the rating system predicts and thus gain or lose rating points until the ratings reflect their true playing strength.Gemmies should try to display someone's "skill", right now it's just a grind fest
>>578107003it's when you don't get infinite gemmies once you are good enough to hit 500 gemmies
>>578107138which is a good thing, elo is pure autism
>>578108082Tell me you're a shitter farming shitters for your GM badge without telling me you're one
>>578108082no, grinding mindlessly is pure autism, because you never have to change, and nothing around you has to change, it's literally a numbers go up simulator.elo is a measurement of self improvement, theres nothing autistic about improving at something you enjoy.
Thoughts on Zetards?
>>578109737Stockholm syndrome to still be playing her. It's the only explanation
I feel bad for Tokon niggas
>>578110993>game runs flawlessly cracked on 10 year old hardware>game shits the bed on 60 dollars plus tip legit purchasecouldnt be funnier. too bad every reddit nigger will still say various drm does nothing to performance.
will arcsys ever release a game with better chibis than grub
>>578113778already didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqL73uNE7B4
>>578111875my cute wife
>>578118257that's not how you do fellatio_gesture, Mr. Peg
>>578118257watching gran PUMP mari
>>578110993grub and avatar won
6 kids into Meg 12 kids into Mari
300 kids into Ursulafor lunch
They should make Charlotta's ult ball projectile invulnerable
They should remove all invulnerability from all strengths of Seox's Empty Hand.
Why do they call it Empty hand, he has claws equipped, it could be called Clawed Hands
>>578119575
>>578120847>my hips are moving on their own
>>578120847why the fuck do you have this saved
>>578121486I really like Meg
I was inspired by the anons who said they took up sport so I went runningMy ankles feels like they're made of dust
>>578122080you're supposed to start slowly
>>578122302I did...
>>578109202Eelhat made the replay channel? And with a based name!
>>578122080>>578122379Happens to everyone the first time. It's a sign that you made progress. Same advice as other anon, try alternating between walking and running, a few minutes each, 30 or 40 minutes overall. Do it three times a week, at least one rest day in between, and in a few months that same workout will feel like nothing. Unless you're an unc like me, in which case it may take a bit longer.Exercise is one of the few things with guaranteed returns. When you wake up tomorrow, you'll be at least a bit stronger than you were today.
>>578125861stupid
>>578125861it's wiggler wednesday
>>578129973the anila plush looks mildly retardedor maybe stoned
Now that Granblue became the furry gacha, when are we going to get some of these in Rising?
>>578131395built for cutting her tail off and turning it into my pillow
>>578131395Wait for a third fighter. The series is currently in an odd state where despite not being popular on the revenue chart and having a note of constant player loss, the series has also had two widely positively received spinoff releases in the Versus franchise and the amazing hit Relink. Having recently transitioned to the next arc, it's still far too early to have a strong selection of new fan favorites to add to a fighter, especially because no new arc characters have really caught on yet, though that might be due to a lack of the gachas popularity. Considering that not even all of the old crew is playable, and that they are still updating older characters with new lore and changes, there's still a precedent for fans to enjoy the older cast more than the new races. Most topics spoken about are "new designs" or "damn that's erotic". If you wanted more modern characters added in, they'd probably pick from recently popular fan favorites that have links to other groups in the series, such as a new divine general, a recent archangel, society, etc. It's really a problem when the series has a plethora of choices to add to the game, and as such, they struggle between unique gameplay and fan reception.It does also seem that GBVS as game design, is reaching, if not already there, a summit on what the game can do to make the characters unique. It's highly likely that after Id, unless there's another season which I doubt, the IP as a fighter will be shelved for the foreseeable future.
>>578132825tails are just 2nd penises so that would make you gay though
>>578132983/gbvsg/ is spewing nonsense again...
Everything is a penis if you're gay enough
>>578133191spewing?you used spewing??why out of all words to describe the situation would you use spewing??no, we aren't "spewing", like you would probably enjoy imaging cocks "spewing" out semenhomo
Stop talking about cocks bwo
I will never stop talking about cock
>>578130785sheep is mildly retarded
here's your free week bwo
>>578134274I just realized I haven't had to bake a thread in like a month
>>578134274Draphs were made to pander to the worst kind of audience
>>578134274WHOA
>>578134586haha yeah, also i'm gay*suckles on a penis*
>>578134274nipples are just like penises ...
>>578134773and I want to suck on both it they're on a female
>>578134689A race designed to look like fuckdolls is not appealing at all for mostHarvin are cuteErune can be sexy but some are also classy, modest and beautifulDraph were made to appeal to porn addicted males
>>578135250I think you're just gay
>>578135250draphs are also cute because they're so short
>>578134274Draphs are born weak, useless and lewd.
>>578135250>erunes>classy>they are literally the designated slut race where everyone wheres exposed pit outfits and revealing side/back profiles
>>578136238>weak, useless and lewd.just like me
>>578138018you aren't lewd
>>578138018you aren't useless
>>578138018you are definitely weak though
>>578136238
>>578135250Harvins are onaholes with limbsErunes are canon whoresDraphs are for normal well adjusted males
>>578136238draphs are literally just
>>578135250>Erune>modestwasn't there a whole event where Metera was basically implying that she was a whore while talking with the Lowain bros in the gachaand her win quotes implying that she has an acquired taste for cocksand her entire lore implying that she has an acquired taste for cocksand her fashion that implies that she has an acquired taste for cocks
>>578141560>a single erune slut who may or may not have even scored means the entire race is full of slutsI love racism as much as the next guy but come on now
>>578141976Is there any proof that she never scored besides people coping with non-canon Grand Blues comics?
>>578142225Is there any proof that she ever scored?
was talking to some anons about the overhead on the low/overhead auto combo ender being reactable. the hardest part is NOT doing the fuzzy which is what's really going to kill you against eustace and bubs. these aren't really 50/50s a la yuel or ferry
>>578142630I see no reason to doubt Metera's claims that she's a huge slut until there's evidence that contradicts it.
>>578142728yellow djeeta my beloved
>>578143018Metera claims that she's a slut?
>>578143117yellow brothano, dare I say it, yellow king
>>578141976Even the virgins are, at the very minimum, capable of intense perversion.
>Erunes are constantly shown as sexual deviants with metera being an extreme example>but my headcanon says they are classy>no they just expose their pit pussys on purpose as a joke they are classy
>>578143876I have no stakes in this discussion that started before I woke up. But they indeed can wear some classy outfits, Erune are known for their fashion and showing skin =/= un-classy.
>>578144190>classy>it's just normal formal wear but with pit pussy, side pussy and probably back pussy on full display, with a peek of thigh pussy
>>578144296brother you forgot her anklepussy. its 2026 where is our erune in a burqa?
So, did Metera ever claim to be a slut?
>>578145061no, she just suggested to every male within a 50 mile radius that she should be sucking their cock right now
>>578145061She's had a lot of "dates"
>>578145194Never did because high standards.>>578145325Never went anywhere because high standards.
Metera paid a visit to those chickadees in the warm Feendrache summer of 2025 and none of them have ever been the same
https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/2090269780003451389
METERA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WITH DICK SUCKING INTENTIONS
>>577975139good night>>578146041fuguharra please
>>578134274
So which anons will come back for 2.60? Can we be a family again? ;_;
oh yeah, going to bed at 5:20. that's the stuff right there. fuck my nigger life.
>>578152136I miss you, EU-Seox bro.
>>578152436my insides miss him too...
>>578152417someone post the gif of the fat little dog please
>>578131395man, they really are running around like headless chickens since Estalucia aren't they
>>578135684luv this artist (if I'm recognizing the artstyle correctly)
>>578144190they should add this character to the game
>>578144190I doubt that any woman who'd walk outside like this would be called "classy".
>>578153571>"outside">clearly confined within her bedchembers, undressing in a private environmentDamn, this really is a muslim website.
1-3 i play rising4-6 i make a cheesecake today7-9 i play divinity original sin 20 i uninstall all games and only play strive for a month
>>578153745enjoy ur cheesecake
>>578153745baked goods always win
>>578152136It'd be funny to see people come back to see the full 2.60 only to realize that Cygames lied and the CEO build actually was the full patch.
>>578154959i honestly believe it is the whole patch but some small changes werent discovered
>>578154959
>>578144190Trouser suits on elegant women almost always look trashy for me.
>>578131395Holy...>>578132978>Having recently transitioned to the next arc, it's still far too early to have a strong selection of new fan favorites to add to a fighterI don't really get what is happening with the gacha.Wasn't it in EoS state not too long ago?Are they "reworking" the entire gacha now with new lore and shit?
>>578132978>Wait for a third fighter.stopped reading right there
>>578160649>Wasn't it in EoS state not too long ago?According to /gbfg/ it's been in EOS state since I started playing 7 years ago
>>578135250piss smeared fox hands typed this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN4Q4FF0Gps
>>578164895What am i suppose to take note of here?
>>578165454fix your depression
>>578152923Yeah, it's trash. Technically the world is completely different now too, with no bottom of the skies, earth rising to the skies and the islands getting filled with immigrant furries.
>>578165715Only women and trannies get depressed.i'm a 30 year old neet with not prospects in life and the only real regret i have in life is not letting my cousin rape me when i was 14.
>>578160649>>578160792
Can someone please explain to me, like I'm a dummy-dum child, why people were freaking out so much about Ult-DPs in the patch being 5 frames and how it kills any and all safe-jumps?Like, you can't even safely jump anymore? Assuming I play Meg and get a lot of automated safe-jumps out of my specials, should I just completely stop doing them alltogether, as soon as my opponent has 50 meter? Because there is fuck all I can do? Not even empty jump into block?Ult-DPs already beat safe-jabs, they beat doing anything at all after jump on them, so what's the cool new thing they beat?
>meg player>is retardedchecks outwait until the actual patch drops before asking questions related to what changed, dumbassnobody fucking knows
>meg player>is extremely cute and innocentchecks outnow for the answer, i guess the timing of a safe jump and safe jump is gonna change a bit, and for some set ups maybethen again, i am retarded and silly so i dont really know what im talking about but im still saying it
>>578166219I'm talking out of my ass but I assume that this will only affect some safe jumps, but ones that need to be manually timed will still work.
Sorry for trying to start a discussion.Have this lust-proving Societte.
>Sorry for being retarded and worthlessNot accepted.
Normally I wouldn't accept this apology but you've provided a very lustful image, so I will let it go this time
put a sexy anime woman and this nigga kneels immediately
>>578170715>still not playabledamn, I think she'd be fun to play as as well
>>578176452average weeb
>>578176572bitch would just be anji
>>578142630
>>578166219It kills -7 safejumps which a lot of characters including meg use. Right now you can get some pretty good mix off a throw on some characters with superjump forward +hold guard as you land so you can threaten safejump/throw/throwbait/instant jab. Patch is killing all that. You only got mean replies because the thread is full of retards that don't understand the game and didn't know either
He only got a mean reply because he mentioned Meg, so he's THAT guy.You told him regular safejumps are dead? He'll still try them when the patch releases. He's just that kind of person.
>>578179780>He'll still try them when the patch releasesI'll probably do that too. I also jump after corner combos even if I don't have a safejump setup because usually my opponent won't risk it.
The next EX character will be Ferry with living familiars, believe in victory
>you can marry other players mid-match in DuskbloodsGood news kizzingtons you can finally marry your cag gf
>>578179967>usually my opponent won't risk it.Don't try it on me, I DP legit safejumps
>>578143018One of two things canonically happens from what we have seen. Metera either turns down the man thinking she's too good for him, or she thirsts after someone who isn't interested in her.
>>578179967I've been doing a fake jump for almost 2 years now and only one person seems to know its fake.
>>578180358The wind spirit is CUTE
>>578179780>He'll still try them when the patch releasesI mean, what else am I supposed to do? If anything gets killed by U-DPs anyway, might as well make them waste 50 meter.I kinda doubt that they kill integral parts of characters kits like that
>>578183236>spoileranila player trauma dump in 5
>>578166219it's a targeted nerf to yuel the overpowered
>>578179632>Right now you can get some pretty good mix off a throw on some characters with superjump forward +hold guard as you land so you can threaten safejump/throw/throwbait/instant jab. Patch is killing all that.This is a good change. The looping offense was stupid strong in this game
>>578184004good, i should not be forced to hold their wack ass 50/50
>>578184167You can take the throw.I believe in you.
>>578184167There was plenty of stupid strong shit in the game but they refuse to nerf those cunts and would rather drag the rest of the cast down instead.
>>578184167For it to even get started you needed to get grabbed or lose neutral and get HKD'd in some form. BC losing hkd should've been enough
>>578184167thank you... i am simply sick of super jumpers thinking they're nice.
Zeta-bros, are we going to be alright?Who am I kidding, it's just me
>>578181569damn they are making another coop after the nightreign?quite disappointing
>grubbers think getting strong okizeme from specific knockdowns without some bullshit like a cag trap to force it off any knockdown at all is overpoweredthere's just no way this isn't this entire general's first and only fighting game at this pointEVERYONE could safejump off throw it wasn't even a character thing
>>578186160Just Rhapsody into corner to corner like you always have
Throws should give you a medium normal meaty at best
>>578186457>EVERYONE could safejump off throwy-yeah
>>578186174It looks a lot more like Miyazaki's bizarre take on Mario Party. The combat looks sick too.
>>578184167ironically only one of the top 5 characters in this game currently can do that
>EVERYONE could safejump off throw it wasn't even a character thing
>>578186906looks basically the same like the last 2-3 gamesalso its switch 2 exclusive lmao
>>578186906nigga literally keeps making the same game it's just slop
>>578187084Did we play the same game? I did not remember sniper rifles, running long ranged dinosaur command grabs, quadrupal jumps, and air combos being in Nightreign.
>this roll slop is different this time bros I swear!like swine feeding out of a trough
>>578187873ultimately it plays basically the same, just fasteri feel like nightreign was them testing grounds for faster gameplaybloodborne had a sniper rifle in a wayi hope they are making 2 games at the same time because this feels like a wasted slot to me (again, to me)
I dont own a switch 2 so I cant enjoy this latest slop from the trough.
>>578186160As long as idiots mash on wakeup in corner, Zeta rhapsody will always keep you strong.
>>578189205that is me. I am idiots
duskbloods is the game for me because I'm an invasionsfag BUT I do not own a switch 2 nor do I want to buy one so I will never get to play itI fucking hate nintendo and exclusivity so much
>>578188312feeding pig-chan my man milk
>>578188312>>578189847how are we gonna save granblue if we dont own a switch 2
>>578190206by buying the season 3 character pass starring sarasa
Anyone wanna play for half an hour or so?Grub or Tokon, both are fine.
>>578191902I can play, let me boot the game up first.
>>578192040Grub, I assume?I'll make the room.
>>578192486Yeah, Grub, sorry.See you in the room.
>>578191902>or TokonTRAITOR
>>578191902>or Tokon
>>578194081*punches you*
>>578196229too wide
>this game doesn't read my inputs>I lost every 50/50 and lose on their mash>my character is so hard to play>my opponent's character is so unskilled>my opponent buttons are faster than mine every time>I wanted to do this and did something elseIn the meanwhile I look at his gameplay and see him play like an absolute retard.I tried to help him and giving him advice or tell him to swap character if he feels his is shit but he won't listen.Do you have any friend like this and how do you handle them? Like what the fuck do I tell them besides telling him to stop playing this genre? He's a good person but he's genuinely the most unlikeable retard on the planet when he's playing games.
i like wide horses
>>578196772
>>578197070too flat
Thanks for playing, Zetabro.I can't believe how many times I tried to airdash, holy shit
>>578197070goodextremely good
>>578193587
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>>578197193GGs, Ratpal.It must be difficult switching between these games, both being different and similar at the same time.
>>578196229why post it?
>>578196928sounds like theyre retarded and your best option is to leave them alone to do whatever they want
>>578197528too bespectacled
>>578197019stroking
>>578164895https://youtu.be/bN4Q4FF0Gps?t=54sounds exactly like the half life landing sound
>>578196928i have people like that and its frustrating because when you try to help them they just get annoyed or hop off
>come back without practice>wash everyoneis kat just that broken
>>578198358yeah
>>578196928you sound like a shitty friend
>>578196928i say and think all of those things
>>578197838
>>578198358236U is stupid and broken
>>578198358>hit any light normal>confirm into 236U into grounded corner combo>you now outrange most of the cast and if they guess wrong on BC they dieNah she's just mid tier
>>578196928>Do you have any friend like this and how do you handle them?Reminds me of how a friend of mine never quick raised in sf5 and when I told him that he should he answered that if there are two timings for raising up you actually wanted to vary them and not bee predictable or whatever and then he just kept only late raising.... I played Juri when this conversation happened so I just kept getting my free charges on every knock down. We're not friends anymore for unrelated reasons.
>>578198358she's so broken every kat player competing offline switched mains
grubbabs don't bother improving so you can take multi-month breaks, come back and still mog the fuck out of everyone
>>578198358someone post the 236U webm some anon did months ago
stupid fucking pauldrons
>>578200942Comfy padded pauldrons
>>578200942keeping her pits nice and steamy
>>578201045i want to see her napei want to see her clavicleher trapezius
>>578199025whorse
AHAHAHAHAPffffffffffffffft hahahahahaha lmao
https://x.com/riotgames/status/2090514198162022898KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOW RIP 2XKO IT'S OVEREOS EOS EOS EOSTHAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING A TAGSLOP TAGFLOP
>>578201410guess it didnt have a second life
>>578201410no way it's that ba->it's realHoly shit
whens is we getting another fighting game
Baking.
>>578201410>>578201505Someone post grub roach
tagslop and 2xkuso are trash yes but lets not pretend that active development for rising didn't end in like mid 2024
>>578201410Are we really in a position to make fun of games EOSing?
>>578202102Absolutely
>>578202102yeah?
>>578202056SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH WE WONTHE UNKILLABLE ROACH
>>578202223>>578202223>>578202223
>>578202056>lets not pretend that active development for rising didn't end in like mid 2024now this is delusion