>Now available on Switch 2https://www.nintendo.com/en-us/store/products/final-fantasy-xiv-online-switch-2/>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed] [Embed]>Patch Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• August 19, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Canada Night: Zombeavers and Mystery Film >>577797964 • AUGUST 21st, 9:00 PM EST | Balmung, Crystal - HEAVY ARMOR POOL TANK KNIGHT - (Orbonne Monastery & A Knights Tale ) - South end Balmung Costa De Sol mainpool on the floaties 9pm EST >>577890739 • Aug 22, 6:30 PM EST | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Shawshank Redemption & Con Air >>577170731• August 23, 3-6PM EST | Coeurl, Summer Boat, Under the Tower | GPose Meet >>577743993 >Previous Thread>>577989323
Malezen x malezen kissing with tongue
is this hard
>>578002726Ooohhh, its a fetish, I should've realized that a while ago
catboy x femezen 0 bust
>>578002325>>578002321th-thanks
>Zenos Yae Galvus will return in Avengers: Evercold
In this world you are either your femra or you fuck femra
>>578002726I wanna feel up a malezens prostate too...
>>578002979So true, and I love being my femra.
>>578002940A shard of him, probably
Femra behavior that makes you go “man I want to marry femra”?
I wish I didnt throw out my razors
my moonie needs a cute femra bouncing on her lap
>>578003067when they twirl
I really hate fetish posters like you wouldn't believe.
>>578002979My malezen fucks malezen actually.
>>578002982you're hired!
face revealed with my biofem EB and she's chopped af :(
>>578003067/twirl/delight
>>578003078
>>578003115Don'tyou post your character in maid outfits with feet exposed?
Omph nmph hmph hmm mmngh!~
my meena is like this
>>578002979I watch femra get fucked by Victor BBC
>>578003067For my sunnie? Nothing does it anymore...
>>578002456this looks kinoI get why SE wouldn't want everyone with a portable dynamic light when it's still on PS4 and now Switch 2, but it looks 1000x better
>>578003280Fairies are built for bad ends.
>>578003252Here's some motivation for you in the form of a song, I strongly encourage you to focus on the lyrics and understand their meaning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY
>>578003382god I hope my EB looks like this IRL
a lot like this rn
>>578003280
>>578002881it's an overwatch meme... everyone thinks I'm a mercy cosplayer for some reason
GAM behavior that makes tells you they’re into THAT…?
>>578002672my male middie was just being facetious, that's not the sole reason he wants to kill himself. due to some flaw in his brain he's incapable of connecting with another human being and he has given up on trying.
>>578003226Did you make the OP and then put yourself in it?
>>578003226>>578002726I want to have vanilla missionary sex atop a desk with this femezen.
>>578003443
>>578003067scaled up ruexb cheeks.
Good Morning Graha Nation!
>>578003516he does that a lot
>>578003516did you intentionally pick the worst race in the game and make it even worse with mods?
>>578003658>worst race in the gamebut he's not a mroe?
When did I become so weird?When did I become so depraved?
>>578002726I wish the HxHfag came back now.
>>578003516and the creep does it with the same pics multiple times
my moonie was told she was top dps in a m10s run today, kinda cool
>>578003710
>>578003741Built fVictor BBC after he fuc emoss
>>578003486>due to some flaw in his brain he's incapable of connecting with another human being and he has given up on trying.Yeah I thought that too, until I attempted to take the leap and the people I thought didn't care showed that they cared a lot more than they ever let on.
>>578003650>>578003815It takes some level of narcissism to avatarfag. It takes retardation to fag up the OP of a general with your own character. It's a different story if someone else does it.
>>578003843Nah rapemaster's cool to talk to and he's not an actual schizo like you.
has that one big titty femroe posted anything in the past few weeks?that's the only reason i check this general
>>578004039Oomf.
>>578004039HOOOLLYY MOLLYYY
Learning healing and using Sage. When my tank wants to go wall to wall do I just focus on pumping heals into them until a few mobs start to die then swap to spamming my aoe's?
>>578003443I don't know, will you? How much are you willing to put forward to being happy? This has a direct correlation on your outcome.I am effectively saying you have complete control over this and once you accept that and take accountability for whatever present state you find yourself in enough to make moves to rectifying your miserable position you'll realize that too.I rationalized for me that being happy necessitated going back to my old job, thus I applied and now I am back there and will be making twice what I was making just a couple weeks ago. Didn't just come to me, I had to actually go out and chase it and if I utilize that job correctly and the pay I receive from it, I can access other things that will make me happy. That really is how it works.You have better odds of being struck by lightning than finding someone capable of supporting two people that just chooses to focus it all on you over literally any of the other 8 billion people on the planet, most of whom aren't effectively an eight year old in a 30 year old's body they need to coddle as a child if your goal at happiness involves a relationship at all.If you want happiness, go and fuckin' get it, show the world WHY you in particular DESERVE to be happy. Your birthright is the pursuit of happiness, not the attainment of happiness.
>>578004060The white one or the black one? I saw the white one post a few hours ago.
Malera x malezen
>>578003885for my male middie it's not really a matter of whether the people in his life would care or not, because he doesn't have anybody in his life.
>>578004215the white onethanks will go back and check
>>578004169Depends on the level range. If it's early game shit, yeah you wanna focus on GCD healing. If it's late game shit, your oGCDs should cover it perfectly unless the tank is braindead and doesn't know how to mit.
>>578004060has the one with dreads posted at all...
>>578003924he's way worse than that, but don't take my word for itjust consider that the thread has some dedicated gooners who are deeply obsessed with femezen, yet nobody wants him in their vicinity
>>578004267oh just fucking kill yourself already, jesus christ. You whiny bitch.
>>578002908bend over and show a bit of ass, sweetheart
I don't know why anyone bothers talking to me I'm just trash and not worth having in anyone's life. Everyone I know would be so much better off without me
I can't believe the summer's already almost gone, it feels like it just started
>>578004338my male middie is wondering why you don't just filter these very easy to filter posts
>>578004184thank you chatgpt
>>578004370dont say that i think youre cool :) thanks again
>>578004169It depends, if your tank is dying super fast then throw a couple more heals. Taurochole and Haima are very good to use during those situations. Prioritise throwing your ogcds between your aoes as heals on the tank. Your kardia + those should be more than enough to keep the average tank topped up. When you unlock pneuma you can throw that out there for bonus big damage and a pretty sizable heal as well. If you know a pack hurts particularly badly or a tank is bad at mitting you can press Zoe and then Eukrasian Diagnosis to give them a bit shield off the start or you can spam shields between packs to try get a crit shield on them but that's just if you notice they're dying quickly and you're struggling to control them at the start
>>578004370Would you like to be friends, anon? I've been feeling a similar feeling for months now.
>>578004184shut the fuck up
>>578003287No>>578003226You'd hope someone with a kink for medical shit would be booted out of all the clinics and hospitals in their area and die.
>>578004414just leave me alone I'm not worth it.>>578004448no
>>578004267Love it or hate it you have this toxic pisshole. There are diamonds floating all over this septic sludge, you just need to take the time to find them.
>>578004405I shouldn't have to filter something just because you lack the social self awareness capabilities to not be a complaining cunt who is rp'ing on an anonymous image board. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Reminder that the ones that bitch they're gonna kill themselves are never the ones who actually do it.
>>578004495Fuck you too, then
>>578004039Vgh... Sex
>>578004487>exposed midriffthat's my fetish bro why are you fetishposting
>>578004562maro you mentally ill retard, give up
>>578004495>just leave me alone I'm not worth it.its ok to feel like that and its ok ill leave you alone
>>578004414you don't know who that istired of people reassuring random anons to feel better about their own lifethat guy could be a pedo rapist, people very well might be better off without him
>>578004567Wish they would nut up or shut the fuck up. Their shit is just attention whoring mixed with emotional manipulation. Boring, classless, tacky, and tasteless behavior.
>>578004487calling it, this one is going to be catboxing tits and ass for attention before christmas
When my lil guy sees you your just his star, just let him have the autograph no games.
>>578004574I don't want to be friends with anyone I don't want people to pretend to care about me just for me to hurt them again
>>578004717i do why would i thank some random retard dont fucking reply to me egg on that middie poster to kill himself instead
>>578004370rikka you're not yourself when you're hungry, have a snickers
>>578004567not if i can help it
>>578004039i'm thinking it
>>578004412Is your mind so feeble and broken that you think anything not primitive and full of memespeak is AI? Jesus your generation is cooked. No wonder so many of you think happiness is something that pursues you instead of you pursuing it, yall are back asswards.>>578004464Nah.
>>578004405https://youtu.be/JrQGcVscY4Y
>>578004741inevitable conclusion
>>578004853my bad, the drivel was so boring and soulless i mistook it got ai gen
My malezen retainers exposed armpits and sideboob and cleavage...
>>578004769no you don't they are anonymous stupid nigger retard
>>578004853not sure why a minimum wage pizza cook thinks so highly of themselves
i like peepee and poopoo
>>578004567I am not fond of Mhiggers
>>578005061love from delhi
My lalaboy snorkling in the pool, finding all sorts of valuables, cha ching.
>>578005061I like poopoo and peepee. This makes me morally superior btw
alright /xivg/your race:your main job:your smash bros main:for me its:fmoonievipershulk
>>578005005>minimum wage pizza cookMy guy I am making 28 an hour these days at a different company. Got my old job back. Can you not follow along?>>578004969It's cute how scripted zoomers are. "Oh he's got nothing to say so they'll probably give some dismissive retort to maintain this imagined highground in their head."I get it, I can ramble and yap out posts that would take you wracking your brain for 30 minutes to come anywhere near conjuring up. Sorry your clip based upbringing fried your competence but that ain't my fault.
my femlala made something...
>>578005330grrrrrrr it's so cute...
>>578005330ITS NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAIIIRRRRRRR
>>578005267male moonieFSHgame n watch
>>578005267femezendragooncaptain falcon (melee)
>>578005061Let me worship your thick malera BBC
>>578005278Final Fantasy xiv?
>>578005278thanks for the summary grok
>>578005267fuck off to reddit
>>578005330cute...
>>578005267MoonieSAMZelda
>>578005267how do you fuck up this bad at making a catgirl
>>578004516my male middie doesn't really have the right to be picky but virtual friendships don't really do anything for him.he wants to talk to people face-to-face and see them engaged in what he has to say.he wants to have somebody to try out new restaurants and check out new movies together.he wants people to visit his home on a whim just to hang out and feel comfortable eating out of his fridge without asking like a 90s sitcom.
>>578005110Boo-hoo nigga, nobody knows who you are.
My femroe is the Large Marge of /xivg/. Died in a head on collision and now haunts the roads
>>578004906Honestly, every single avatarfag, dramaposter, schizo, and pedophile enthusiast in this general killing themselves would improve the thread, and it still wouldn't lose even the smallest iota of speed.
>>578005267do some of you just hit randomize and close your eyes
>>578005450awkward, the cat next to you is hotter
E finish the msq on my alt O tome farm Z gpose
>>578004404How are you spooky club ra? Is this your main?
>>578005546I'm basically the magic shop sales guy.
>>578005465>a new challenger appears >>578005450
>>578005548you are wrong and also a faggot
>>578005450do you put out?
>>578005359Maybe stop trying to find lalaboy EBs by hanging out in Ul'dah Balmung.
just coomed and now I no longer care about any of you
>>578005267femrascholarkirby
local DD autist, how much easier to you expect each DD to be once evolved mode hits?
>>578005546This scene scared the fuck out of me as a wee chudlet, bros.
>>578005675Stay mad im right, gay boi
Someone come give me some BBC up the tower
>>578005758WHO FUCKING KNOWS WE HAVENT SEEN THEM
>>578005267moonboysamurailuigi
>>578005769sound pretty mad here nigger >>578005548thread is exactly how I like it and your seething will change nothing
>>578005680Nope sorry.
>>578005772Imagine you make hating on someone your full time hobby LMAO its so fucking funny dude
lets all love each other
>>578005465>>578005553there is that better
>>578005743ofc a femra would play kirby holy fuck hahahahaha
>>578005519then get up off your ass and go find someone stop posting here and wasting your life away
>>578005267Femra Dark KnightLucina
>>578005772big bloonie c***?
>>578005878Nah some of you people are legitimately horrible human beings.The rest of you, sure.
>>578005884make the lipstick less strong
>>578005878Sorry by principle I can't ever love you because you're a new person and could possibly be some previous douchebag trying to reinvent himself. I hope you the best though bro
Smell my femlala's feet.
>>578005330Needs more BBC so I can watch these two get anally raped.
I just pity-fucked you once because I felt sad for you and it was one time thing. Leave me alone.
>>578005884use the smaller lipslookin a bit fish faced
>>578004039built for ala mhiggans
>>578005902my male middie gave up, it isn't in the cards for him.
>>578005972no i like dark lipstick
>>578005886what's wrong with kirby.... :(
>>578006007nuh uh
>>578005267catboyDRGFox
>>578006050You suck things and make that your entire identity.
>>578006024Cute, saved
>>578005835I continually forget that people automatically assign whatever tone will best fit the narrative to benefit them. You being a prime example here. But I guess using any language that might be "aggressive" is enough to rile you up :^)
>>578002726
>>578005997those are the literal smallest ones
>>578006116. . .
Fat whores in swimsuits anchor.
Carboy kindness, kindness to them and others as well.https://youtu.be/nv_B4e8JcAQ?t=7
>>578005267mierardmsmash is for fags
>>578005986*sniff sniff*Ugh...
>>578006024lmao 2wife
>>578006140Bodied that freak.Saved.
>>578004267If you live near the ocean, sneaker waves sweep unaware beachgoers out to sea never to be seen again all the time. You could be an unsolved missing person case. Think about it.
>>578005450lientri clone
>>578005267Xaela, MCH, Sephiroth or K. Rool.
>>578005884i like the original more
>>578006050i bet you would suck up peach and feel a deep yearning when kirby would transform into a girl
>>578006261>never to be seen againthey just wash up dead, bodies float idiot
>>578006170Builded for goblins and horses.
>>578006356. . . stop
>>578006214What's she saying? Translate it weebs!
>we defeat zodiark the GOD keeping the world together and his dead producing the final days>everyone just go “meh”you will think defeating the BIG god will raise some eyebrows, but everyone seems pretty chill about it
>>578005267sunniesamuraisephiroth
>>578006140LMFAO
>>578006268Jesus, that is one of the worst things you can say to someone
>>578006024dang thats a cute fiera
my main and alt are both elezen but sometimes I get the extremely masculine urge to fanta one of them to a white haired fem3raen who wears frilly dresses
>>578006418if only it could be that easy for you right?
>>578006480it's a heavy burden to be compared to one of the best ebins
>>578005267PLDLucina, I guess, I haven't played Smash in years
>>578006567we have too many of that f3mra type already
>>578005267femlalawhmpit
>>578005267Moonie MiqittenViper for thematics64: PikachuMelee: Fox or LinkBrawl: Sonic or LucarioSm4sh: Little MacUltimate: Inkling, Sora, Little Mac, Joker, SonicReason for varying "mains" is because I have mains for tryharding that are more meta, and mains that I just prefer to play that are usually trash like Little Mac.
>>578005267moonieBLMlittle mac
>using provoke when someone stole aggro is forcing mtOr you could ask or provoke back if you want mt
>>578006651great summary chatgpt
>>578005278>28 an hour>56k a yearok yea that's so much better
>>578006651>pedophile>way too into smashchecks out
>>578006650>The pitslut femlala plays the shota.Not sure if based. . .
>>578005743>kirby>scholarthe drain game must be INSANE, hey...
ermi didnt know quicksynth could fail
>>578006743it is?
>>578005267LalaboyVPR for 100 content but I'm enjoying SGE so much I might swap once its leveled and gearedMarth, Lucina, or Chrom depending on the game.I haven't even played Fire Emblem, I just find anime swordfighters fun.Also my lalaboy thinks Brawl is the best Smash he's played. But that may just be the nostalgia talking.
>>578006743Brother, minimum wage is 15k a year. It's fuckin grim
this is peak male slutwear
>>578006651>that poster, using a modified child body and face.Yeah, you aren't ever beating the allegations.
>>578006650plapping this femlala until my cock goes limp and she heals my cock back to full health
>>578006830no shirt shitlock why do you think it has a failed number at the bottom
>>578005267HrothgalWHMMii Brawler i think? And a little bit of Wolf.
>>578006830It's rare but can happen. You're far more likely to HQ then fail.
Sphene's butt has over taken Alisaie's as my favorite butt in the game. I'm so grateful just be able to sit and stare at it.
>>578006859My moonie is staring disrespectfully.
Isn't it kinda wild that some ebins here have never interacted with each other in game?
>>578006864anon..
>>578006859Sorry but soft and faggy miera hold that title
>>578006749lmao
As a red skinned, while scaled male aura, I will infact bed, wed, and slamfuck Sadu, the blue skinned, black scaled female aura until she births nothing but glory seeking warriors. This I promise.
>>578006830repair your gear or upgrade your gear
>>578006592yes.... if only...
/simpers @ you
>>578006949no?i haven't interacted with most ebins either
>>578006261if my male middie disappeared like that it's unlikely that anybody would report him missing in the first place. the only people that would notice are his coworkers and they'd assume that he quit without notice. he would have to travel several hours to get to the beach too. if my male middie were to put that much effort into his death he would self-immolate in front of the israeli embassy like that one based soldier. burning to death is scary though.
>>578006229Good!
>>578005267lalaboywarriorpeach but it's been a couple years
>>578007034I just feel like most ebins would know each other is all
>>578006949not when you see the result of these interactions every day in the threadwhy would i want to be friends with any of you
>>578007031/beam *spams jump*
>>578007069No, they smelled quite bad actually... may need a wash.
>>578006949Not really, I've been keeping distance because every time I interacted with certain ebins it just ended up with nothing but regret.
>all the sprouts quit after realizing they'd have to go through a 400 hour mediocre visual novel>all the returners quit after they realized there's no new content other than raidslop that died 6+ months ago>evolved backlash so bad they refused to even talk about it in berlin>MSQ is a blatant rehash of shadowbringers>new job is anti-hype jokeshit that only quirky memeroes and lalapedos will like>50% of the MSQ is already confirmed to be inconsequential episodic filler>character creator overhaul is a nothingburger>diet-savage in a game that's already drowning in raidslop>mr "whoops all savage" ozma in charge of the new overworld>rebranded duty support being billed as a big feature>auto-pathing being billed as a big feature and yoshit even brags about how much dev time they've had to spend on it>fanbase up in arms over yoshi p whoring out the game to collabslop and not putting out original stories>square enix so desperate they're trying to get their whales to maintain a second subscription on the switch version>beastmaster is boring as sin>north horn is a 1:1 copy/paste of the spectacular failure that is south horn
>>578006949why would you think mostly introverted autists suddenly become social butterflies when around other mostly introverted autists?
is it considered acceptable by FFXIV standards to leave my current FC if it’ll cause tons of bitching and butthurt, or should I just make a new toon/transfer
>>578006930Just remember, in the Yawntrailer intro cinematic, when the singer says "TIGHT" the camera zooms in on Alisaie's ass. Not Spheen.
>>578006968There is nothing that could ever make me harder than a malezen showing skin
>>578007195>toonstopped reading there
>>578007195>i don't want to play with these fags anymore>but i don't want them to be sad :(why do you care? just block them
>>578007195No no, do it, it'll be funny.
>>578007019/petyou'll get there some day babe
>>578005267I don't play smash nigga
My fiddie got boned by two males and a female in public and will take the vacation to prove it.
>>578007170>everyone will quit not even 3 months after the new expansion when there still isn't shit to do but raid after you finish the MSQSavage dungeons would be cool but they won't add shit
>>578006356this did aoe damage to me...
>>578007170>maintain a second subscription on the switch versionNobody with half a brain is gonna play this shit on switch. I can't imagine how bad it must play. They released the switch version in hopes of bringing people to abetter platform but as you said nobody wants to slog through 800 hours of story content.
>>578005267femrawhm/astropeach, kirby, ness, pac-man, inkling
>>578007276because one of them is my eb
Join this PF
>>578007543/twirl
>>578007517ermm what the hell are those moon runes anon??
>>578006928>>578007015yea i goofed and my main and offhand broke midway oops>>578006949i miss when DC travel didnt exist tbdesu, things were a little more personal and intimate and the happenings on the other DCs felt a little more novel>>578007195>if it’ll cause tons of bitching and butthurtfeels like there's some context we're missing that would kind of influence whether or not you should. are you like, emptying the fc coffers/chest of all the submarine parts or smth
>>578005267sunnieninjahaven't played smash since brawl, so... snake I guess
>>578007261i call them marios
>>578007195I once left a FC on good terms and respectfully, bowing out stating it wasn't the right place for me, months later I found out someone has been spreading rumors I was kicked to be made an example of.
>>578006841I would go into far more extensive detail about how much other invisible perks I have like health, vision, and dental insurance at a pretty good cost but I realize he's just trying to bait me into offtopic posting because his life revolves around this website and he thinks getting 3 dayed is essentially life ruining or some form of temporary death penalty for transgressing his sensibilities.You can literally smell the roach and rat grime through their posts.
>>578007573how the.../twirl
>>578005330EXPLODEShatter into a bazillion little pieces!!
>>578007758LOL
>>578007749I call them maryos.
>>578007763good post grok
>>578007352This isn't gonna look good in your monthly performance review
my male middie just realized that if he's going to kill himself he might as well take out the biggest personal loan that he can and have some fun first. it's not like there are debt collectors and credit scores in hell. is there a hell in final fantasy xiv? my male middie hasn't really thought about it before.
https://exhentai.org/g/3866075/7e73212a20/My sunnie is like the purple girl
>>578007758Saw the reverse happening with Excalicat and FoE, guy left his old FC on his own after he got called out once on his bullying but told every person who joined that he was being relentlessly bullied and then kicked out
>>578007905Yes. It's reserved for femras who don't become their femra.
>>578007920its a 404
>>578007905You still venting or what?
>>578007848>accusing me of being a bot>is literally spamming the same reply thinking it's workingCan the dog shocker general give you monkeys new battle lines already? Kind of bored of the outsourced dialogue.
YES!!!
>>578008013t. pedo using ai for their posts
If you're irl toon is a homosexual human man, why do you play a female character ingame?
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>578007792>>578007960Its so weird when someone takes it personally when you leave a FC, even more so when it was someone you never even spoke with.
>>578008085very good my wife i love you a lot and you are your femra forever and always
>>578008116anon I can assure you they are unfortunately just like that.>>578008085congrats. based self-builder.
posts a boy in youre thread
My femezen has straight sex with men and gay sex with men-.
>>578007920i want to viscerally gut and kill your sunnie
>>578008192cute cat...
>>578008164Because they're massive controlfreaks deep down
>>578007986>he doesn't know how to bypass the panda!
>>578007763>more viola spam
>>578007983my male middie supposes that he will go to purgatory then>>578007993my male middie doesn't really know. he's just posting what comes to mind at this point.
>>578008192you don't need to censor boy nips though
>>578008192if its a boy why did you have to censor it? retard
7:30 CC ET Crystal
>>578008192if that was a boy, a male that is, then why add the stickersoh right its because its a weird groomer pedo tranny fetish thing thats why
Someone’s son just made me cum. Little faggot typed all girly and cute as my melf pounded their femra’s asshole.
>>578008269>he's just posting what comes to mind at this point.Would your male middie prefer to discuss these thoughts in private with another person?
>>578008327my dorkra wife
>>578008303nuked that freak
>>578008164I have para social relationships with my fc members because I read all their messages in discord and fc chat but I'm scared to say anything because I don't want them to not like me
>plogonsIt's called "plugins.">WoLsThey're called chars or toons.>miqittenThat, in civilized society, is called a "pedophile".>lalafellGnomes>greatest MMOThat's called WoW.I hope this helps, troons!
>>578008303You missed some buzzwords in there bro
>>578008342>femra of course
my male middie my male middie my male middie
>>578008342sigh giwtwm
>>578008327may I suck those toes?
my male middie thinks this suicide anon is just shitposting I don't think he's a male middie at all.
>>578008393Is this those troll leader twins that everyone instantly clocked 'the guy will be an evil chud and the girl will be the heckin strong and righteous leader' hahahaha holy fuck man I hate Blizzard.
>>578008387Unironically I actually understand that even if you're just bullshitting with that post. Sometimes people just fly off the handle over the smallest things.
Wobblewagons wya?
>>578008505The melf or femra?
>>578008367Hello my anon spouse>>578008525Fuck it, sure. Why not
>>578008367>>578008525>samefagging again
>>578006949I've interacted with most of the current ones but I go out of my way to avoid certain ones in particular because we have inherently contradictory personalities and I don't want to end up in a slapfight ITT again.
>>578008595the latter
>>578008595the femra
>>578008116Your neck is probably thinner than my wrist and you sound like you'd probably the most insufferable of faggots IRL that thinks every lame crack is the most witty thing ever. I'll just keep of straight forward with you. You're not funny, you're not witty, you're not creative, hell you aren't even original. You're a broken social phenotype that used to be trained out of us by our peers, but you probably lived a sheltered existence in both school and at home so you never got the memo that your kind of behavior gets you punched in the face and thrown in lockers the same way most of us grew to understand. Instead you hid behind a keyboard without consequence for the behavior so you unfortunately mistakenly believe you are both funny, and untouchable when you are really neither of these things.We all eventually pay the piper, some sooner than others but it all comes back to us in due time.
>>578008660So you're basically avoiding most of the ones on Balmung?
>>578008362my male middie is just about to start a movie. perhaps another time.
>>578008263>lalafell>Gnomesthis cant be true because i hate gnomes so fucking much. every time someone fucks up a raid mechanic or complains openly about rolling bad on loot or seethes about someone declining their offer to buy gear off them, its a fucking gnogger. you know they run the banks right? "can we turn this into a gdkp?" its always a fucking gnome. i want to grab and twist a gnomes fat honker nose off and if i see a gnome or a mechagnome join my party i immediately assume theyre dogshit and if theyre playing well then theyre clearly cheating or playing the fotm metashitter class. i fucking hate gnomes so much
>>578008640okay but imagine a scenario where someone actually replies to themself with "may I suck those toes?"
>>578008542Yes, literally everyone in the community who is fed up with the shit writing and shoehorning in agendas from the writing team, saw that shit coming the moment they were announced.
>>578008683>>578008676Why are femra like this?
>>578006949i would never want to interact with most of you based off your posts and i do reach out to the ones i want to>but [ebin] is different in game you don't know themthey failed the shopping cart test of not being annoying in the thread
>>578008729didn't read, grok
>>578007607my friends/EB are very nosy since we’ve known each other for 10 years and would see it as a personal insult, but they don’t play the game anymore so it’s like not being in an FC
>>578008801my sense of arousal and attraction has been irreparably destroyed over many many years, that's why...
>>578008721Nice
>>578008810You probably just honestly can't read because your skull is about as flat as my coffee table.
>>578008757And if I were to insist on it? Or suggest you try both?
>>578008738The two biggest ones are on Balmung, the rest on Zalera or Sarg.
>>578008869by the way why are you shitposting certain anons constantly?
need a femra to huff my nuts rn
>>578008729oh this pedo peaked in high school lmao
>>578006949no i dont interact with many
>>578008607https://voca.ro/1eA7R3CyFJCd
>>578008765>"can we turn this into a gdkp?"This is my kill word.I hate what classic became because of retard like this
>>578008960Haven't interacted with a single ebin on Sarg that was a problematic individual.
>>578006949I just run up and call them gay and then hide.
>>578009024ALRIGHT bro you're going into timeout for that one
>>578008765Uhhh sis...
>>578008834i mean if they literally don't play, i dont think "i wanted to be in an fc that was more active" is a bad reason to leave. if they really cared they'd be playing, and its not like you can't join back once they return
>>578008875my male middie is afraid that he lacks the mental faculties to pay attention to two things at oncegood night my middies anonymous friend
>>578008327Mating press
11:25 CC ET Crystal
my manic femlalais finally coming down
Favorite femra face?
My lalaboy has to go on a re-training arc.
>>578009204>still samefagging
Posting my lalafell for no reason in particular
>>578008542>>578008782How is that any different than xiv writing?
>>578009257My femra on the top right.
>>5780092573
>>578009257Mine > Hers... >>>>>>>>>> the other two...
>>578009101worth.
>>578009206Unto my cock I hope.
My moonie approaches to terrorize CC queuesShe's trying her best, but her best is pretty awful
>>578009172I don't really like leaving you like this, but I can't force you. If you feel it's not that important (or the movie is THAT good), then I'll leave it be.But otherwise, I'll again have to insist.
>>578008968I'm not, retard. Just because you're stupid and believe it's me when someone says it's me doesn't actually mean it's me. I'm a pretty specific and direct person that just attacks people if I want to.>>578009009No I actually keep meeting new peaks in my 30s. Sad to say for you your prime will probably be your early 20s and you likely won't ascend to anything beyond depending on the generosity and pity of others to exist on the most fundamental of levels.
>>578009291Plapping this femlala while her Zaku watches and livestreams to Twitch.
>>578009257Hers > Hers(His) > His(Hers) > (Hers)
>>578009440kino..
Thinking about making a banana pudding pie
>>578008729>>578008116You two need to leave the thread and just go hate fuck each other somewhere else.>>578008765I have never liked Lalafell, because of gnomes. 90% of the time in WoW, at least on MG/WRA, gnomes tend to be shitlords just to be shitlords. Lalafell here at least..."try"....to not be as such but always end up doing so. That is the only difference between the two.
>>578007125my femlala has been adventuring all day, clean them with your tongue...
>>578008765You need to be careful or else Big Gnome is going to get you.
>>578009204Mating press implies to existence of seperating release >>578009319You're lucky it's only timeout, the punishment could be a LOT more severe for that one
>>5780092572
>>578009353why are you being evasive? why are you accusing certain ebins of samefagging and other things they probably never did?
femr4 eb for my moonie+
>>578009257Face 3 has the best face and worst horns. The horns aren't bad, but I've always preferred the fishra ones to everything else with the other two in-between.Face 2 is my second favorite, I love its wide-open eyes and round cheeksFace 1 is also pretty good, but some people don't know how to make oneFace 4 is an abomination
>>578008765>>578008393just realized i somehow replied to the wrong post my bad>>578009035gdkp is the stupidest concept ever and only rewards chinamen goldbuyers, i have no fucking clue why it took so firmly on classic>>578009509the only good gnome is a dead gnome
>>578009421No thank youAlso she doesn't have a zaku unfortunately
just sent him one of THOSE vocaroos...
>>578009526Uh, release in your femra
my f2mra frost mage is quite lucky today
>>578009508No way I'm doing that without being able to see what I'm putting in my mouth.
>>578009794get a trip schizo freak
>>578009794if you eb me I'll make sure you feel like a woman, just saying
>>578008210How do you have gay sex with men though
>>578009726>why it took so firmly on classicThat prehistoric dkp flash animation probably helped. The one with "more dots"
>>578009353>your early 20si made more than double what you do now when i graduated college and i make even more now so that's cool. i suppose it's a defense mechanism? being in your 30s and being proud of having insurance is like the bare minimum to aspire to
>>578009961stop samefagging rikka
>>578009595post your moonie+
>>578009961...?
they don't understand the things i post on 4chan
>>578009965Far funnier than it has any right to be
>>578009794thats great bro i really enjoy hearing about the sissy gay esex you have with men playing futas
If my moonie sees your +, she's shooting it off
2:50 CC ET Crystal>>578009726At what point does a dev have to step in and say "hey enough of that" with Gdkp?
Hwittaeki: <submissive moan>
>>578009794why do you schizo huj?
>>578008765>i hate gnomes so fucking much. every time someone fucks up a raid mechanic or complains openly about rolling bad on loot or seethes about someone declining their offer to buy gear off them, its a fucking gnoggerMy lalaboy's dad ended up getting pissed many years ago because his old guild leader promoted a gnogger to be a guild janny, and then he cleared the entire vault before leaving.He was a rogue, so his hatred of gnoggers extended to them, too.>>578009495>Lalafell here at least..."try"....to not be as such but always end up doing soI'm much less of a shitter on SGE but it becomes way more apparent when my tank is a DRK that doesn't MIT. Just in the time I've been leveling alone, I've had to save a run simply by hovering over the dark's ass at every moment since they had no clue what the fuck they were doing. I feel like it made me better at the job, though.On the flipside as a DPS I end up being on the ground an embarrassing amount because I get so focused on my rotation (and failing that rotation) that I miss whatever mechanic is about to happen.
Tell the truth. You didn't recognize the sound during the panel.
If my moonie sees your + she's making it "explode"
YesAlready is the best thing ever. I can no longer play without this
>>578010198I don't speak femra
>>578009817yippie yay wahoo :3 correct answer
the twitter gooner in the group has corrupted my normie friend group into spamming the xiv channel with pinup pics of their femras and catgirls (some modbeasted) in revealing clothing. this is getting out of hand
sometimes I feel a visceral wave of something hit my brain, like a physical feeling of sadness and stress and it's uncomfortable
Malezen were created to be dominant on the battlefield and submissive in the bedroom
>>578010219cus he hung up when i called him a naughty nugget
>open chest in HoH>its a mimic>mimic drops a chest>second mimicOkay fuck you too I guess
>>578010449Yeah I get that daily, you get used to it
Stop schizzing
>>578010518>he actually admitted to being a schizo
>>578010394Are you gonna put it in a mason jar?
>>578010394dude even the femra is thinking "is this bitch serious"
>>578010565many such cases!
wyd lads
>>578010565I once used a carrot in North Horn and get another carrot from the coffer.
>>578010410Yippie... sex with femra... woohoo
>>578010628KILL ME
>>578010494bout as dominant as a wet fart in a 90% humidity summer day.
My moonie? Submissive on the battlefield but dominant in the bedroom.
>>578002726>schizo
>Unsyncing Alliance Raids still require at least three people I imagine it's always been this way but that's unfortunate.
>>578010750Only because you've been such a good boy
>>578010682>Wyd_lad.jpg
stop saying naughty nugget...
>>578009291Can you post a full body image of the golden swimsuit you were using the other day or maybe a one piece?
>>578010682post Stormblood MSQ's so I can finally do Shadowbringers for the first time. The best parts of Stormblood either involved Zenos, or the Steppes.
>>578011000pounding your bitch button
>>578011000keep it in your discord faggot
>>578011000stop being a silly salamander...
>>578011000How about flirty faggot?
>>578011039you wouldnt...>>578011057>>578011091...
I guess I'm killing the Greek pantheon now?
>>578009832Insane pulls from the chests in such short succession.
even the quest text has mild disdain
I'm watchying my wife sucking on a BBC
>>578011147Yes.
>>578011160why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>578011147Good, that bitch Artemis owes me money.
>>578011153there was even ANOTHER fortune carrot right after. I used the colilibiribiri
post your spicy xiv takes
7:30 CC ET Crystalhttps://h.uguu.se/aLZnlDwC.mp4
>>578011274Deng, buy a lotto ticket. You are on a roll.
>>578011284Consoleniggers will be the death of this game.
Do I base my character rework off of Kirsche or Powdur chat?
>>578011205BNWO saved my sad cucky life
but i pushed the crystali was supposed to win
>>578009206my doman femlala on the left
>>578011390ed rothtaylor, actually
>>578010975Uh, yippee?
>>578011410you would have won if you went for kills
>>578009206My lalaboy took his meds today and still somehow ended up hypomanic, on the lower end of it but it threw him for a loop still...
>>578011034>The best parts of Stormblood either involved Zenos, or the Steppes.true!!!!gl bwo
>>578011410you have to push the crystal on a chad job like SAM or GNB
>>578011034Did you do the Four Lords quests?
>>578003658>>578003843>dedicated malera seethe folderlol?
>>578008327why aren't you in NA
>>578011708What do you expect from trannychal?
>>578011683I worship the 4 lords of BBC
>>578011708Maliddiejeet most likely.They are very sour toward other male races.
>>578007243that can be arranged go to boat and reach the top of the tower on bal
>>578011284Loot rolls should be tied to role and performance. If you play some role that's always in need like Healer, you should get a +20 boost to all your loot roles because you played the tard wrangler and dragged the retards to a clear so nobody else would have to. And if you die, every death should be -5 to your rolls per death so the fucking dragoon who spent the whole fight on the floor can't roll a 97 on the rare orchestrion and walk away with it fuck you Jeremiah you piece of shit
>>578011093She got me over my fear of sunnies.
>>578011468Yeah! Very yippee!!>>578011715I am on NA right now! i've just been exploring some of the surrounding beaches but there just seems to be naked people / potential plappings happening all around the boat
oh lancer artoria gear, any fiddie knights around? https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/167309
>>578010682>>578010994
>>578011284it's kind of a miracle that FFXIV 2.0 was successful because the game sucks and none of the expansions have really made up for it
what happened to victor
>>578011601Annnnnnd you need to have all penis and internet privleges revoked.>>578011683Uhhh...don't think I'm to them yet. Right now I am currently on. The Call, 6th out of 7 quests for patch 4.4
>>578011034I just finished Stormblood today and started on post-MSQ.I liked pretty much the whole Doma story, Gyr Abania not so much. Zenos was cool until the end where we just kinda kill him after they put so much work into showing him being much stronger than us
>>578011905Heliophobia?
>>578011947>armored versionthank god
>>578011274this always happens to me after I've been out of OC for a whilebut if I sit down for 10 hours and hard grind I get jack shitit 100% has returner gacha hidden mechanics
>>578011945Imagine her surrounded by alamhigan refugee cocks
>>578011981is he not still perma hovering around the boat
>>578011947This is offensive to the eyes
>>578004276>>578004423Thank you for the advice Anons! I'm starting to get the hang of it's but we're still doing relatively slow pulls so I want to start practicing big pulls.
>>578011947looks like shit
I pushed the crystal...And I won!
>>578011945Prone boning this beach ra
>Unlock Mentor Roulette>Queue>It's Porta DecumanaThe more things change the more they stay the same.
>>578012016Yeah, I loathed any and all cutscenes involving Lyse. Maybe its just her VA, or the story, or both, but I hate her as a character. Doma, and the Steppes have proven to be the best zones of the expansion so far story wise, while I like the designs of Fringes, Peaks, and Lochs slightly more.
i don't like krile anymore when does tataru come back into the story
>>578012330You're goona looove Wuk Lamet then.
>>578011874Are you a malezen?
Just found out my femra friend has a crush on me but I don't like GAMsWhat should I do?
>>578012505just let her (him) down easy, please...
>>578012505pass the controller if you ain't gonna play
>>578011945>but there just seems to be naked people / potential plappings happening all around the boatthat's in the books for you too, princess..
>>578012017I don't need to be afraid from sunnies anymore, their pupils do NOT instill mind control, they are just shaped a lil different :)
>>578012505Give em the plap
>>578012304looks like the ultima weapon shat on you
>>578012462I've heard her voice, don't hate it, but what little of any writing involving her I have seen does not inspire confidence.
Have you awakened to anything new playing XIV
anybody else feelin tuff as FUARK
https://files.catbox.moe/w19zyb.png
dynamic duo of bad posts
>>578012505use him for plaps and only plaps so he will get jaded and realize you don't love him
>>578012304msq roulette is legitimately the worst pull you can get from mentor roulette, and it's unfortunately going to be one of the most common onesit's a real fucking buzzkill
>>578012505She might transition for youDon't shoot her down just yet maybe you can work something out
>>578012582
>>578012629this doesnt look good
>>578012629the face on the fiddie looks funny
>>578012505Disappoint her so thoroughly that she'll never consider it again.
>>578012638nvm it turned into a hat trick 2 milliseconds before i hit post, 3 in a row is crazy
>>578012276>>578012558Well, I posted my location! The rest is down to you I'm afraid
>>578012629Kong is so bad at posing
>>578012758this happened to me..
1:20 CC ET Crystal
I've been here all day and you guys are boring as fuck. what gives? fucking do something funny already i'm bored.
my fiddie is still thinking about that fateful day
>>578012852Yeah... I'm sorry, princess.
my femroe clocks inpeels potatoes for 12 hoursclocks outwatches tv for 2 hoursgoes to bedrepeat
>>578012782Hold on I'm north horning...
Wobblefells
My moonie acts like this
>>578012893give us something to work off of or somethingnot that you play the game really
>>578012948it's ok...
miqittens
>>578013065you don't play the game either
FFXIV sure is weird these days.
ra~
What are some good side quests like Hildibrand or the mailman stuff?
>>578011981I took him to my house so I can watch him fucking my EB and filling her witrh black cum
>>578012470Yes
>>578012547What would you like me to say to you?
>>578013232scholasticate
>>578013257Why is his cum blackCan someone get victor to a doctor please
they hate bush on aetherphone
my femezen wishes it would be fall already
>>578013336the darkest your soul is the darkest is your cum
>>578012598I awakened to the reality of all xiv lewds looking terrible.
>>578013341May my male character plap?
>>578013340>and almost exclusively
>>578013291just a straight forward, no hint of ambiguity, "Sorry, I'm not interested."...
>>578013341may i rape
