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>>578018293If Mejiro McQueen wishes to turn my body into swiss cheese with her gun then who am I to stop her?
Is the Windy propaganda getting into you, anon?
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501036514what the actual fuck is her problem
if you dont give me an uma artist i can steal .psd files from im just gonna make another andy and leyley cap so hurry the fuck up
I WANNA WIN WITH YOUIF ONLY FOR ONE RACETO BE THE ONE WHO'S IN YOUR ARMS, WHO HOLDS YOU TI~GHTI WANNA WIN WITH YOUTHERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAAAY~THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I WANT MORE THAN TO FEEL THIS WAAAY~I WANNA WIN WITH YOU...
Uma Heat Cycles are a myth. However, if your trainee does exhibit some strange symptoms and continuously attempts to meet you alone in your office or classroom, please contact campus security or Tazuna. Please be advised that you will be charged for statutory rape if you attempt to have sexual congress with your trainee. Also please recall that due to new laws, Uma on human rape has the punishment of a small fine. So, trainers, don’t be stupid.
>>578018735No
>>578018735already has been since the start
>>578018448>I didn't mean towhy is he lying
my kingu forever
>>578018987Well director... that means I can make sweet love to you or Tazuna without any consequence right...
>>578018821Light Hello kept singing that at karaoke while pointing at meAfterwards she asked me to walk her home but I just paid her a taxi, and now she won't pick up my calls?
>everyone stopped the club drama to looooooooop
>>578018987>congress can be another word for sexcan't believe i'd find that out in /uma/ of all places
>>578018987>Statuatory rape charge>Small Finethese are mutually exclusiveproofread your shit
I have like 4 days to loopa some late parents!
>>578018742damn man... what the fuck?
>>578019265I cant believe M*mbo pushed above 500 again
>>578017829There's this one, Oguri Cap. Kid's built like a linebacker, right? Eats like she's storing up for winter in Siberia. Every episode, food's just gone. Vanished. But here's the thing that makes it work. There's this other one, Tamamo Cross. Sharp little thing, always got a comment ready. Oguri does something outrageous, and Tamamo's right there with the reaction. The "tsukkomi" they call it. Smacks her down verbally, calls her out, like "what is wrong with you?". That's comedy, Paulie. I tell you, that's the whole engine right there.
>>578019265Anons are addicted to looping, once they get their first white passes it's over for them.
I went to the Smart Falcon and Curren-Chan Lawsons for the collab. There were plenty of Falcos for me to get one flag.Curren-Chan was completely sold out.
>>578019467
>>578019296Statutory rape = authority figure on minor sex Uma on human rape = small fine of a couple hundred thousand yen You can’t fuck your trainees but you have to close your eyes if your trainee rapes you.
>>578018742What the fuck? Thats messed up! Does it get resolved later one?
>>578019265Mambo is above 500 and Autis/uma/ is so pathetic making fun of them feels wrong
>>578019537but statuatory implies that the uma cannot be charged at all for being underaged and unable to legally consent, so she can't be charged a small fine.
>yurifagevery fucking time
>>578018821I want to drunkenly make out with this alcoholic
>>578019381A Sopranos post about the specific thread’s topic? In this economy? Maybe things really are getting better.
PUT A FUCKING WARNING BEFORE I START A MANUAL CAREER YOU FUCKING RETARDS THAT'S LIKE THE SIXTH FUCKING TIME YOU'VE WASTED MY TP
>>578019747This would be an interesting bar question
>>578019951if you're not setting a schedule something is wrong
Light Hello lust hours?
>>578018708>slav>yuritard>hates het relationships>probably only consumes doomyuri toowhy are they all like this...
>>578020008I DID SET A SCHEDULE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I DID AND THEN WENT BACK TO CHECK MY SUPPORTS AND IT SWITCHED TO FUCKING MANUAL
>>578018742bodied that hag
why are shiba inu dogs so cute
>>578020089Hell yeah
>>578019747>>578019979there is actual precedent for this in U.S law but it's unfortunately very biased. Teenage boys have raped adult women many times and the solution has always been to charge them as adults and skip any age technicalities entirely. When it comes to girls raping adult men...... usually the court takes the side of the girl. Under the misguided belief that the man could easily physically overpower the girl if he doesn't want to engage. No charges are placed on the girl, usually, and the men get slapped with a harsh statuatory rape charge and get added to the sex offender registry from anywhere to 20 years to permanently depending on the age of the girl
>>578020115what the fuck is doomyuri?
>>578018742I think the issue is that her mother is a normal person and Shakur is your standard "My brain is literally unable to function properly when it comes to interpersonal relationships" in a way your standard teenager isn't
>>578020149dogs are just cute
>>578020118going back to the card deck page would do it and switchmaybe right clicking on the final page on accident would switch but lots of stuff looks similar between manual and auto
>>578020212Shakurlet here sadly so I don't have the full context, but I think the scene clearly conveys that her mom was kinda neglectful.
Super Creek is so big...
>>578020198Nishino rape...
Post something funny
>>578020198>usually the court takes the side of the girl. Under the misguided belief that the man could easily physically overpower the girl if he doesn't want to engage>i push her away and i'm an abuser>i do nothing and i'm a rapist>i call the authorities and they mock meDamned if you do, damned if you don't, Thanks, women
how about post something cute
>>578020439I don't have her either, but it reads more like her mother was poor and Shakur refused to open up about anything for any reason and her mother had no idea what she liked/disliked and couldn't make an actual connection despite wanting to on top of being poor Or I'm just projecting
>>578020198Okay but when it comes to the umas, who’s ten to twenty times stronger than the average male, what do?
>>578020725It's the same case, even worse because umas bring a lot of money
https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4
>>578020198which is crazy cause I've seen cases where they just drug and tie up the man and still charge the guy
This is a bad thread. I come here to escape from how shitty real life is, not be reminded that the legal system is stacked against me. I'm going bed, fuck you niggers.
>>578020584
>>578020725The Japanese law is very specific. Uma on male rape is not real rape.Also counts for uma on uma btw.
>>578020896But this fine lady has brought you these flowers.
>>578020698The line "she was the first to throw in the towel" made me think the mom kind of gave up on her, but it's ok I'm also projecting out of my ass here damn I kinda wanna read her story now, but I'd rather not spoil myself for whenever she spooks me.
waheyneed to update the OP for the new bwead
>>578021051what a handsome young man.
>>578021061I read that as "I'm not putting any effort into this relationship but noticed that she isn't moving mountains anymore" personally. I'll just wait to confirm I'm retarded when she shows up
>>578021092
>>578020790Trainers truly don’t have rights…
>>578020912>>578020584>>578020698>>578021061>Character designers brave enough to design Shakur to look like that also had character writers brave enough to write grey charactersmakes sense
>>578020896To make you feel worse there's currently an ongoing case where a wife killed her 3 children and everybody including the wife admitted it, but foids online are not only blaming the husband but have also raised almost a million dollars for her attorney fees and her mental health.
>>578020806why the fuck would you do it like this fuck off
>>578021262ew
>>578020725I dont know much about japanese law but I do know Japanese culture is extremely unfavorable toward men and still considers rape to be penetration only so I imagine it would go over poorly, especially if the uma is an aspiring athlete with G1s under her belt.
Fuji Kiseki
>>578021328Aparently some astrology niggers think she didn't do it because of her and her husbands star signs
>>578021346Normally when two jigs are blended there was at least some obvious difference in color palettes so there was one with cool colors or darks and the other had warm or brighter colors but these ones seem a bit too similar
>>578021498wife groove
>>578021443you'd be surprised how many mares irl have raced while pregnant
>>578021517You can leave if it's too much for you
automusume
>>578021443>fuck your hot trainee >jail >get raped by your G1 winning trainee >super jail
>きも[-] yep filtered
>>578021535
>>578021582bitch im not even in that room right nowi do blends all the time
>>578021631You don't know Japanese
Good morning bros, where is you dotos??
uh oh SEA melty
>>578021328there is a political motive behind that. Remember when that lady screamed the Hard R at a little black kid and raised like 600k USD on gofundme for support? It was pushed by giga conservative types on social media. Same here. It's a bunch of anti porn activist christians blaming porn for her clear religious psychosis and boosting her to set a precedent that Porn is the true evil that made her kill 2 children and her own fucking mother
>>578021582V melty
>>578021672I am very happy they got so many groovlings in the game now. I really like her.
>>578021743I got two when trying to get Digital, also got a Brian, a Christmas Bighead, a summer Golshit, a Flower, and a Gold City.
>>578021325I respect when writers take risks. Regardless of how much I care about the end result.
>>578021837Holy this is insaneRip your rolls though
>You got raped by your trainee? >Well Toreina, you can either go to jail or we can decrease the share you after each race >We want what’s best for you and your trainee
>>578021776>political motiveLiberals would rather watch the world burn than do the morally right thing
>>578019443This is believable
>>578021837>Brian>SGolshi>NishinoPretty fucking nice
>>578021743in my home screen like always
>>578021890>>578021954yeah... I mean objectively getting a lot of new 3 stars for my account is freaking amazing, I really didn't want to go to pity though. I mean I don't dislike any of them, so that's a plus, yeah?
I NEED HER BANNER NOW
>>578021861>nooooooo it has to be le hecking comfy jigg it can't be hard!!fuck off
>this many retards bricking themselves>on alts that aren't even good
>>578021884I’ve been shakur-banged so much I actually think Air Shakur as cute
>jiggers meltying
>>578020669i wonder what would be the case if someone walks in on the rape and the male is bound and tied up, would the courts still say the male was too strong to get in such a situation?
>>578022107I let you know that I ticketed her and have no regrets.
>>578022026Looks alright if you have rolls for ramonu bwochacho
>>578021346Plenty of colours, looks doable
>>578022107i went to spark on the Cheer Halo/Nature banner and came out with bothWorth it
>my trainer told me to dig "here" and then he unzipped his pants
>jiggjeet damage control
I can provide Tama-chan a middle class lifestyle
>>578022054Same
This story is golden lmfao>first ever gay panic at a young age
I accept this bread even without soup.
honestly I stopped joining jiggies after this new guy started spamming them and removed all the fun from jiggie rooms like the music share plus making every single one of them a voronoi gets tiresome~
>>578022328That wasn't your trainer and you're not his trainee stop listenting to other's conversations you sicko.
>jiggie dramaReally?
>>578022221>making fanart off a completely made up thing yukino bijin never said
>>578022494we gotta have drama about something while the autoruns keep going...
>>578022183They'd make a shit argument that maybe not physically, but emotionallyOr that even though he had no control of his body, he still had a responsibility towards the minor so uuuh his faultProtip: In these cases, it's never the fault of the minor
spamming daiichi ruby's womb with my semen
My trainer gave me infinite lives and then corrupted my save file because it caps out at 99 but the integer made it go past 100. So I had to google what .ini file I had to edit to fix it to uncorrupt the save.
>>578022494It's forced drama by [You know who]
>>578022424>admiration for an uma>devalues her feelings as gay panic
my trainer is in the soup
>>578022639hayashi?
what would you do in this situation
>>578022264yeah...on a different note i forgot I also got a German Cow(why does she use a rapier though?)
>>578022746Sex
>>578022107But enough about wedding Curren/Fine!
>>578022443There's been music for a while and not every room is heavy voronoi maybe 1 in 5?
>>578022693gay panic is literally an overload of love/adoration, it's a silly name but it's not an insult, you might be on twitter too much
>>578022882Slopka!
Personally I couldn't respect any girl who'd be attracted to a man whose face or head was a T
>>578022731Is that the name that comes to your mind when you cum?
>>578022542still retarded that cultures and governmental bodies are like this in general, i'd imagine that only on such a rare case that the rapist female minor is one year before becoming of age and the victim male adult is one year past being a minor that it could go towards the side of the male, especially if the relationship was since both were minors and the female had a history of abuse. i'd still expect the courts and public to generally side with the female as such with the current Lindsay Clancy case where the mom blatantly killed her three children and yet people are still blindly siding with her
Am I bricking rolling for her next week?
>>578022746>Video showing a swarm of honeybess suffocating a giant hornetI've seen videos of that, shit's metal as fuck.
>>578022443Dude you're out of touch, the one currently going has music enabled and is not Voronoi
>>578022873>gay panic is literally (fag headcanon)>you might be on twitter too much
>>578022746SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>578023026Oh so your definition of it is the accurate one huh?
>>578018742>Air Shakur was too autistic to meet in the middle with her momI can't hate her for this but it pisses me off a lot anyways.
>>578022989Rolling for who anon? At least post a picture or something.
>>578022926>drop random name>anon immediately thinks of cock
What the fuck is a voronoi? Share your drama jiggers, please~?
This looks like it might be funny if you can read Japanese, I don't know
my reason? no
>>578022964We live in the world where justice is performative and public opinion is retarded, hence justice is retarded
my ticket? winning
We fucked
the sprinter/miler propaganda got to meshinko, biko, akebono and even turbotell me bros why are sprinters/milers so perfect? why are they so cute and precious?
>>578023331UWAAAAAA
Are you rooting for THE VILLIAN or the Rice Shower club?
>>578022873> I'm just smoking a fag, what do you mean it's a hate crime, it's just tobaccoIt's the year 2026, ye olde timetraveller
my ticket? whining
>>578023183>wagie uma working at umacdonalds>mcqueen the fatfuck only asks for desserts (there aren't any)>finemo asks for ramen (it's not a ramen shop)>what the fuck is maruzensky talking about (mixing eigo and whatever the fuck is she asking for in her order)
>>578023496UWAAAAA
>>578023414Go Rice!
>>578023175A Voronoi diagram. If you place some arbitrary points in the plane and then draw lines to divide the whole plane into the regions that are closest to each of those points, then you create the Voronoi diagram for that set of points. A while ago the jiggie site added the ability to lay out jiggies using these diagrams. You place the points manually or let the site place them randomly or in one of a few types of basic grids and it then makes one puzzle piece surrounding each point, following the aforementioned logic. This allows puzzles to be much more varied than the usual scheme of square-ish pieces with their corners wiggled around a little. But it has its limitations. It can make unpleasant puzzles, but so can the normal scheme, so there's not really any special drama inherent to the feature. I don't know what anon's specific complaint about it was.
We got a whole lot of NOTHING for upcoming umas except the middle which is a sudden nuke to carats, oof>Zephyr: skippa>festival ladies: skippa>festa: LMAO skip>Acute: s-skip (she's really cute though...)>xmas lesbians: skip and get mad about their event translation>rob roy: mega skip>Blaze: MLG AIRHORN MUST ROLL ROLL 420 BLAZE IT>NY duo: Also roll but WE GET FREE ROLLS PRAY FOR LUCK>hokko: holy skip>Helios: probably want to roll although there's a lot of strong mile options, shitpost about her translation either way and pretend you rolled for her>Valentines duo: Roll if a frontfag, pray you don't get ugly ass ryan>windy: LMAO>CB: why no daring strike? Skip>Ruby: skip>Kris S: at least SHE comes with her gold skill but meta lates right after her, skip>ballroom duo: skippa>Laurel: ROLL ROLL ROLL>Neo: MLG AIRHORN ROLL ROLL ROLL ALL IN>Bakushin: wait for butler
>>578023414Yeah ,GO RICE CLUB!
I goofed up and came inside Doto
>>578023753doto wouldn't talk like that
>>578023809
>>578023809this one is new to menice
>>578023684im ready for mr cum bucket, already got 60k carots waiting
>>578023809You can't post that
>>578023861AVERT YOUR EYES ULALA!
>>578023809Me at the bottom
>>578023861HARU DON'T LOOK NOOOOOOO
>>578023684>Skipping TaruMore for me then
>>578023809>this whore is the one always calling Tachcute redditCafe is so yucky
>>578023371When BikoPe arrives to global i am contractually obligated to run her alongside Bono in CM
>>578022746after a few minutes i tell the others that i will cool sweepy alone and then i bring sweepy to my office and i cool her down by placing my body on top of hers and inserting my penis into her vagina
any Palma and Digi fanart? they were cute together during the story event
>>578023861want to try copying them ulala?
>>578024008is that...in the style of a Doro? it certainly evokes the essence of Doro, at least.
>>578023684>CB: why no daring strike? SkipDoes he know?
>>578023684I guess I'll roll on soulless tryhard stuff because I'm really not excited for a lot of the upcoming umasIs laurel actually good or are people precasting a 6 month long gaslight
>>578023809>nice tits>flabby belly like in her story>pubic hairYes, very good, saved. The dick is going inside her urethra but you can't expect artists to know that, so I can forgive them. But that trainer's torso and knee is absolutely a fuck up, not where my eyes go but it's still annoying. 7/10.
>>578023497
>>578023684I want to roll for Daiwa Scarlet because she has an absolute sex fuckbody but I do not care for Vodka
>>578024042Wonder Acute might fit better with that disgusting 80 yo body
>>578024149>fucked up anatomy>dick going into the whole hole>mmmm 7/10!!!!!What are you, the IGN of porn drawings?
>>578024186but Vodka's charm point (the shoes)
>>578023753This thing came out of Doto...
my h-heckin' daughterino...
>>578024149This poster is a woman
>>578024186I respect your opinion, but feel the exact opposite.
>>578024325They are both super hot, really
>>578024098NTA but I don't know!
>>578023684fuck you mean nothing? Neo universe is a must>middle is a nukeno one is rolling helios or ines bro
>>578023684I wantChristmas Diawa because I love her hair downRob Roy for big boobs and bookwormHelios for zoomer retardation and I love her voiceCB for tummyLaurel for everything
>>578024149>flabby belly like in her storyreally
>>578024303You are fat and needed surgery for that
>>578024098I dont see anything in secret events unless you're referring to something Steampunk Taishin currently has
>>578024374I don't know anything. Not just daring strike.
>>578024108you can always look her up on youtube you ninny
>>578024371oh yeah I can admit Scarlet is sex, but I just don't like her, and do really like Vodka.
fatty erotic (Still for contrast)
>>578024443>>578024374Maybe he's referring to her ult because it is the Daring Strike
>>578024223No I'm the IGN of porn because I love horrid fucked anatomy because I love gigantic unrealistic tits/ass/thighs, this is bad because sloppa has done completely irreparable damage to my brain making me a slave to low quality lust!
>>578024405didn't we spend half a year on her eating disorder?
>>578024552
do you truly love your oshi if you dont lose to her on purpose?
>>578024680Need her to be skin and bones
>>578024587I mean, goldship's unique is essentially daring strike, but she also wants daring strikeIsn't this the general that always tells you there's no such thing as too much midrace?
Selling out & running Nishino + Double Dom because if I can't have fun in this SHIT game nobody can
>>578024405it's one of my favorite conversations in the game
>>578024743Golshi SSR that gives Daring Strike when
>>578024405
>>578024716>>578024552It's still really weird to me that still is a flattyidk she always gave the titty monster vibe to me
>>578024776didn't realize Cafe and Cafetore were into kinky stuff like that
>>578024776>Cafe is canonically pudgy.I don't know how to feel about this. It's kind of moe but I'm so used to imagining her as petite.
>>578024892it's a one-time event, the point is it's abnormal, she's normally skinny
>>578024743Yeah I don't get it either why that anon would say that
>>578024892She’s got an eating disorder. She either barely eats or becomes an Oguri. So either skin and bones or pudgy
>>578024892Cafe is one of those where her metabolism is outta whack so she gets fat or skinny in a blink of an eye
>>578024716Even though she has nothing, she will give you everything.Truly the purest wife material.
>>578024802Goldship's ruled the early part of uma but basically eternally falls off, her only real purpose is to be a parent bot for the rest of the gameL'arc goldship is... okay, has some good stuff, but releases during the giga latesurger meta where end closers don't really do a lot in comparison to them
So, why are they even MAKING UP nicknames now? Helios says "Windy" and "Doto" in this line but the localization...turns them into nicknames?I kinda like Helios localization but this is clearly not something that's good.
>>578024880>he doesn't knowCafe is the only uma in all of uma musume (even JP) to canonically have a threesome with her trainer
>>578024787Teio cute
>>578025045>>578025029>>578024961Ah so she was in her fat phase for this...
>>578025220nobody cares dude go back to twitter
Is coffee good for you?
Metabolism is not real it is a made up word by trainers to trick umas into doing more training than what they really need
>>578024880Cafe and Cafetore do have a kinky relationship.>cafetore is canonically in love with herVery cute story.
/uma/ is Makku general, Teio go away
>>578025290Get in the pool already Hishimi.
>>578025220>win-dings
>>578024776Huh. That explains why she has a fair bit of fat/stuffing art.
>>578025290Which uma are you going to ruin next after getting banned on sight again
https://x.com/polyjamd/status/2089383427619389699
>>578025220This makes me wonder how much Allison is getting paid because it has to be malicious
>>578025425how many times are you going to samefag this time
>>578025314CafeTore is very cute. In the JP dialogue during Christmas, the two explicitly are on a date and cafe gets embarrassed at being noticed. Hell, Cafe is pretty explicit about it during the hot springs (and there being an implicit threesome between (You) her and SS)
>>578025314I really like their date at christmas, Cafe trying to be cool by saying that no one will notice her only to be seen by other mobumas, making her beet red with embarrassment
>>578025237Ghosts don't count as a third person.
>this many cafefags that haven't read her story
>reddit tachyon (forma de Chungus)
I know groundwork does nothing for lates but this'll at least be funny to watch
>>578025237Who did I nut inside?
>>578025569I haven't read any of the storiesI just fap to umas and run them until they cry for me to stop
>>578025569Cafefag is a strong word. It's like saying I'm a Teiofag because I know tidbits about her.
>>578025643sundayman of course
>>578025569I didn't have carats for her at the time, don't really know much about her still but her design is cute and I like the sp00ky stuff that happens when she appears in other umas' careers and cards.
>>578025618it's only fitting a tard uma would only have a tard torena
>another rainbow crystal from the eventI can now MLB my Tachyon, but should I? My only speed cards are MLB Kitasan and 1LB Maru but I don't use fronts
>>578025565Oh yeah? Even when cafe outright told you they're naked and coming towards you?
>>578025314>>578025535>more watered down trannylationsI don't hate them enough honestly
>>578025569Cafefags were originally secondaries so
>>578025740What are you saving it for, bro?
I AM UNBRICKED
>>578025765any examples?
>>578025743Explain the dynamics of intercorse with a ghost.At best you get rubbed by some unnatual force. Does that count to you?
>skin walker outside >can either stay by Cafe for a whole night >or have her exorcise the demon itself It’s funny as hell
>>578025685More than most teiofags really
>>578025824Nothing I guessI'll just use it then
>there are people with ZERO>0>crystalsYou better have BARE MINIMUM 120k carats at the moment
>>578025743>tags: voyeurism, ghostI don't know how to feel about this...
>>578025895>hes not aware of the impregnation ectoplasm
>>578025991Mommy creek won't drain my carats
>>578025743God damn, Cafe is so fucking weird...
>>578025569The trannylator drama should have told the secondaries here don't play the game
>>578025895that's the end of the story so by then sunday-chan has patted you on the shoulder, shoved you, and pulled your hand in various scenes, so it's pretty believable she could simply clamp on your dick for a bit or possess cafe for exorcism sex
>>578025991I blew most of it for Tachyon and I have 27k right now, calm down
>>578025996Getting fucked in the ass by Cafe's friend sounds unpleasant to say the least.
>>578025847bros i thought we were saving our crystals to MLB ramonu from 0LB?
>>578025991Creek wouldn't be a carat digger... right?
>>578025991Won't we get like a zillion carats until the hag card? It will be fine let's chill
>>578026124I hope you get super unlucky on all your rolls toom
ackshually Sundayman whacked you on the head for being too chummy with Cafe
>>578025726Wit is and always be a gaslight stat. Don't need it IRL don't need it in some dweeby video game.
>>578026128if you don't snack on banners you will be able to 600 pull on ramonu and pasa at 0 crystals right now.You may be able to get 1 (uno) uma too.
>>578026116ESL retard
>>578026116>outright defending trannylationI bet you think "yeppers" is thread culture tooWhat the fuck is with this thread being such pussies? How has TWITTER developed more of a backbone than this diet-subreddit?
>>578026236Please do not continue to inconvenience others with you continued existence
>>578026216>being too chummy with cafe >when sundayman set that shit up
>>578026236You don't play the game.
>>578026216at the start, she pushes you towards her in later partsalso wedding cafe kinda implies you marry both of them sooooo
>>578026236Yeppers wonYou lost
>>578026236You are a noppers
these trannies won't fuck off to a better place like /vm/ even though they already think we're pussy retards beneath him btw
>>578026117So sunday-chan is semi-corporeal? I guess it counts then I'd she's not just poltergeisting stuff.Shame that you'll make a mess when you finish.
>>578026236Stop getting oneguy'd, by a fatass evenhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
horse boobs
>>578026378>himplease don't misgender xir
>>578026325>this isn't cafe in this imagehonestly kino, best wedding alt in the game
>>578026440>see donna in all fours>could only think of fusu
>>578026440Need
"one guy'd" is a /vt/ expression btwSo you know who is saying what here
>>578026448>>578026378you kind of lost the right to call anyone a tranny when you're in the middle of defending one from being aggressively incompetent and pushing an agenda
>>578026572was wondering what the fuck that was
>>578026236>Yeppers is thread cultureHmmm yeppers? What is wrong with that?Can you post your plats so I can take you seriously next time you answer
>>578026572it's more of a twitch lingo
>>578026461I want to date a ghost.A specter, even.Maybe even an apparition.
post something refreshing
>>578026572It's a twitter expression, VNice try though
>>578026519
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578026646Vtubers stream on twitch
>>578026623shouldn't you stop wasting your time on a place that fellates retard translators?
>>578026681
>>578026325>>578026461Cafe is very cute, and SS even gives her a thumbs up and ‘drowns’ so her and the trainer can spend some time alone. The wedding alt is also very nice-literally having (You) giving Cafe a bouquet of bridal roses and her going atop of the altar. It’s so blatant
>>578026663I consider every person here a friend.Even the people who are mean to me.
>>578026730this actually sexlike a naked woman approaching you with the other inviting her over, as she says "the night is young" as it fades to blacklike it's sex
>>578026742I commend your mindset. Aim to be the change you want to see
>>578026809Manhattan... Latte?
(You) learning the original language >>>>>>> Literal translation with translation notes > Localization with minimal rewrites with translation notes > Localization with minimal rewrites with no translation notes > Untranslated > Literal translation with no translation notes > Not having any legal access to said media in the first place >>>>>>>>>>>>> Localization with significant rewritesThe last one should get the translator blacklisted from translating ever again
>>578026730Has anyone ever gone anywhere near as far as Cafe at the hot springs? Even Bue gets mogged in comparison.
>I'm being sensible, yeppers is pushing an agenda by the waythis is a very silly hour I bumped into.
>>578026730she just gently walked torena home
>>578026889why don't you learn the original language and go play jp?
Wut da dog doin
>>578026889You guys have to give up on this translation notes thingno one will ever take you seriously
>>578026889Counterpoint: You literally do not play the game
>my trainer took a big dump and named it Teio
>>578026914It's been like this since they dropped that translation powerpoint on twitter. The retards will eventually get bored
>>578027015heh
>>578026914>>578027026"Yeppers" despite how cute you think it is has nothing to do with yukino bijin. It's just proof how retarded /uma/ has been about all thisif you like it, cool, but you're watching an english OC, not yukino bijin, and you clearly don't give a fuck about uma musume so why not go read a fanfic instead?
>>578027106Yeppers won
>>578026934Or to the pier at a quiet wedding venue mayhapshttps://twitter.com/_kimihituzi/status/2060411115285495847/video/1
let's talk about the dangers of the sakura pits
>>578027106Noppers, I don't care about your "opinion"
>>578027008I am not playing the game because I'm fucking looping parents for the upcoming 5 CMs that I will inevitably get 3rd place Group B in
>'yeppers' now is synonym of 'trannylator'It's over for /uma/
>I agree anon, I can't believe they'd remove "christmas" and "master" this translation seems to have political motivations behind it!>WAIT WHAT? MY HECKIN' YEPPERS IS AN ENGLISH OC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JP YUKINO BIJIN? AIEE NEVER MIND THE TRANSLATION IS FINE I KNEEL TRANNYSAMA I'LL OPEN THE TRACEN BORDERS
Go back from whence you came. You know who you are
>>578026663
>>578027260Yeppers
Since we're ignoring the retard, post more Cafe.We never get enough Cafe posting here.
>>578026642bro who are you kidding both you and your bf are shitters, pipe down
>>5780271712 are beautifulthe other 2 are Bakushin and Chiyono
Uh oh I'm in the soup now
>>578027318Caf
>>578027318True.
>>578027026I'm already missing those saying my looooping will see no results, even if that was only a few threads ago. I'm getting fun stuff, but it's going to definitely slow down once half TP is done then I'll have to do some refining.
>>578027351rude Bakushin is a beauty too, Chiyono is a dog tho
the localization is as good as an English cover of a Japanese song and that weird Colombian adaptation of Breaking Bad
>>578027358WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE
>>578027146Thank god Cafe doesn't have custom vocals for this song.
Cafe more like gayfe
Mejiro Ryan's first-year foal Air Guts At the venerable age of 32 You can meet him at Makka no Sato in Gifu Prefecture He's starting to show his age a bit, but if you offer him a carrot, he'll eat it, and if you talk to him, he'll look your way sometimes Above all, he looks just like his sire, Mejiro Ryan He's truly adorable, so please come visit him
>>578026572You always come here to talk about vtumors. You don't play the game.
>>578027448No, dogs are cute. Chiyono is shit.
>>578027454I have heard a handful of English versions of Japanese vocaloid/anime/utaite songs and all of them made me cringe so hard I stopped listening a minute in.
Tbh it actually is kind of sad how pathetic /uma/ is being about this topic, had no idea how low the standards had gotten here, it's not like it's hard to say "yea that translation is shit" and move on, no, people actually had to put their foot down and EXPLICITLY defend an actual transgender translator with a clear agenda
>>578027318she's the gift that keeps giving gift
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>578027594Thats not refreshing at all. It's purely, 100%, arousing
>>578027562>Durandal
>>578027504Do they cut his mane short just to look more like Ryan, or does he have the same skin condition Ryan had? It's cute.
>>578027504>Air GutsThat's my nickname after I eat beans
>>578027602Only girl to buy coffee futures and have it delivered to her house.
Danchou keeps asking me to touch him inappropriately...
>>578027642I need a Wolverine_looking_at_beans version of this with Durandal and Chiyono.@umagrok make this happen
forgot to team trials yesterday and I got demoted to class 4
>>578027421She’s so cute! I’m glad she’s getting plenty of doujins (no 18+ versions sadly) that showcases how cute she is
>>578027637Refreshing change compared to the usual shitflinging then
>>578026236>Paypigs will eat any slop you prepare for them>Paypigs will defend burqa altsSomething is inherently wrong with gacha generals on /vg/
>>578026994>no one will ever take you seriously>pic related is a meme based on a trollsub
>>578027563Are you me
I don't like Cafe because her chara introduction chapters tricked me into thinking it would be a story about (You) and your spooky gf getting into ghostly adventures but her career story it's about her and the stupid reddit horse that wouldn't fuck off for most of it
>>578027796Such a cute and kissable Ardan
>>578027876you sound upset
>>578027848yes, that mocks how stupid translator notes are. Did you really need a 15 year old joke explained to you?
>>578027564Put up a tripcode so I can filter you
I think we should all be nicer to each another.
>>578028031*ppsssssssstttt*
>>578027973rather read a book with footnotes than a vandalized product
>>578028031Preach sister
>>578028031only if it's a kinda nice
>>578028078Then do that. Nobody forces you to play the game, or be here for that matter. Leave.
we're not friendsI don't even know you
>>578028078great, but if you present that as a widespread solution you'll be laughed out of the room, this conversation is going in a circle
>>578027973Really? It wasn't just taking a trollsub from a guy trolling using subtitles for the lulz first and foremost and taking it further? You don't have to put translator notes right alongside the subtitle, you know. I recently saw a translated manga volume that had translator notes at the end.
>>578028146Let's be friends!
>>578028146But we've spent so much time together, we're like two peas in a pod
>>578028091Kill yourself
What happens if Ebayan loses the BCC but wins the Arima?
>>578028146that doesn’t mean you get to be so fucking rude to me all the time
>>578028146Strangers are just friends you didn't have sex with yet!
I prefer cheeky acts of kinda evil 2bqhwy famalans
>>578028221yanko will lose both and be known as forever fraud
I like big boobies
>>578028291This type of trainer is the worst
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
>>578028146Anyone who posts cute Fine Motion is my friend
It's never on a meta banner...
I want this
>>578026889Please move to the correct thread. >>577747921
Did this game not release in China?
I'm old enough to remember that even fan translators were met with the same kind of vitriol by interweb forums
>>578028291this isn't accurate since cafe's toreina is smooth as fuck
>>578028291
>>578028391we are doing a cycle
>>578028304Big boobies are important.Gentil sex can't come soon enough.
>>578028412Trainees like this are the worst.
>>578028304post more big uma boobies
>>578028391Commie... Daiz... Hadena... Those were the days.
>>578028395 I just think embarrassed Cafe is very cute, even if the trainer is a diet Tycoon here.>>578028412
>>578028481
god I fucking hate the parent system in this gameI'm almost at ONE HUNDRED fuji careers and still no fucking passable grandparent, I'm not even going for absolute perfection, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE PARENT YET, THE FUCKING GRANDPARENTI'm fucking tired of looping but I'm already done with mile aces and parents are by far the most important thing I need on my account BUT THE GAME JUST WON'T LET ME HAVE SHIT
>>578028552I will pleasure myself with this ningen
>>578028552This is my fiancée, much to my trainee’s chagrin.
Rub-a-dub-dub! Thanks for the grub!
>>578028291no joke this might be the sexiest woman to ever live
What about Knoppers?
I jerked off to my own home-cooked Grass Wonder slopbot too much, and now I have a blister on my penis. Please recommend my next course of action.
>>578028651you will now give me instructions to create my own slopbot too
>>578028651jerking off
So how good is Machan really?
>>578028651use skin cream while jerking off, it's good lube too
>>578028651>blisterknock that shit off before a doctor forces you to get a circumcision
>>578028706>frontrunner>in a sprinttake a wild guess anon
>>578028520
>>578028706she's a huge slut and a size queen. fucked over a hundred guys.
>>578028651Ask your rabbi if you can have your foreskin back.Or buy a pocket pussy.
>>578028706The only sprinter you need is Karen-chan, Machan whore is a bait banner.
Hags simply do it better
So I REALLY can't do anything with this huh?
>>578028846the bitch of Mejiro
>>578028838Around mares, bewares
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>578028629Indeed
>>578028869you'll get them converted into 114820 monies or something
>>578028759wtf is sundayman's problem
>>578028651How do you even get a blister down there?
>>578028759I don't know why Cafe would react with such visceral disgust and then be okay with it later to the point or apologizing.
>>578029005McQueen wasn't there to calm her down
Mejiro Ramonu is so incredibly ugly.
>>578028963Cheval is evil
>>578028846>A rank retardramonu doesn't do anything but run, you're falling for fanart, she doesn't give a fuck about you>>578028838>B rank retardyou need 3 characters in a team retarded curren poster>>578028594>C rank retardClearly just baiting for the translator argument people to reply to you>>578028580>C rank retardget over it it's fucking auto-play>>578028358>SSS rank retardnot worth a full reply
>>578028395Are there non smooth trainers? Everything uma story/career trainer seems competent
>>578029095uh oh melty
>UG retard thinks I give a single fuck about his opinion
>>578029137Siriustore
>>578029137fuku's trainer is a fucking assholekingu's trainer starts off pretty dumb (but gets smooth at the end)taiki's trainer is a retard
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS
>>578029095>you need 3 characters in a teamYou just need one & two debuffers actually
>>578029069Something something she wasn’t emotionally ready >>578029137Ruby’s trainer, gold city’s because he keeps putting his foot in his mouth, and I think Fuji’s? Though that two of them are being smooth operators on each other
>>578029137Ruby's trainer is a sperg with low self esteem.
>>578029275he's literally me
>>578028846>the 'hags' are now my peers
>>578029218is she going to make me drink her piss?
>>578029247Stop fingering yo acidic stank pussy so much sis
>>578029275He's just a little guy bwo...
>>578028630Good timing, since it actually is 09:30 in Germany right now. Do they even still use that slogan?
>>578029137every torena is an educated, professional tard wranglers, so they’re going to know how to wrangle a tardi guess rubytore with his crippling impostor syndrome and still in love’s trainer just being straight up awful at his job are the only ones?
>>578029338bakushin's trainer is a complete jackass
I'm an UE rank retardcheck out my
Anyone else having their event bonuses not applying in runs?
>>578029137Creek's trainer is fucking pathetic, like literally chosen because he looked like the most weak/pathetic man in the room which caused creek to start lactating with motherly desire
>>578029095>t. UG rank retard
>>578029137I like the idea of Eishin Flash beating Falco's trainer over the head with a belt.
>>578029423LG24 rank retard here. Daiwa Scarlet is my favorite character.
>>578029137Trainers are japanese coded. Dumb individuals who overwork in hopes of getting affection.
What did we learn?
>>578029414yeah but he still wrangles her and helps her get results, even though it’s underhanded
If Ebayan wins the Arima she will be the first uma to be giga top tier for turf/dirt mile/med and long since XOguri
do NOT hover over that link
>>578029487Falco's trainer just respects her idolfag wishes and believes in the ENDGAME
>>578029556Horses with eyes that seem to stick out enough from their face that you can see the curvature of the eyeball from the front angle are scary.
>>578029338>attempt to use my patented tard wrangling techniques on Cafe >she and Sunday Silence take exception to that
>>578029556Hons cute
>>578029137Ace's trainer. Ace is the man in the relationship.
>>578029594i should visit tomakomai
>>578029137Any trainee that I'm training has one
>>578029667
>>578029609swagapino bro..
>>578029338StillTore got super UmaRabies from her. I feel sorry for him
>>578029379someone is going to have a melty over this
Okay, which trainers are the most badass/smooth/manly/smart?We already discussed that cafe's trainer is pretty based, what are some others?
>>578029667Only if you acknowledge feng shui
>>578029757Bobo's trainer is horny
>>578029757Golshi's trainer accepted to go on a date with her and they had the best date so far minus the eventual hot spring sexAnd Golshi acts like a normal loving soon-to-be girlfriend, so that makes him based in my book
yeppers
>>578029757Rudolf’s maybe?
>>578029667You should come to Tomakomai
>>578029275>Ruby's trainer is a sperg with low self esteem.And she likes that...? Or does it piss her off.
>>578029796tomakomai is 100% no feng shui
>>578029757Machan's trainer.
>>578029796
>>578029757Ardan's trainer is basically a manhwa protag with how smooth he issweeps ardan off her feet, somehow trains her in a way that cures her giga-aids, and basically makes her swoon at the end of every conversation
> Take Ruby to a career> Event chain doesn't finishThis sucks
I want to rearrange Rickey's furniture right before a race.
>>578029915copa needs a good plap
>>578029921FCUKKKKKK ARDAN IS SO FUCKING HOT
>>578029757ArdantoreShiichitore
>>578029137Dia tore won't sign the damn marriage contract!!
>>578029874She fucks Helios out of spite
i want a mini face hugger pet umamusume
I am now going to cook some frozen vegetables on my stove. After that I will eat them.
Rudolf, Tieo and Mcqueen rape me daily. Pls save me from this torment.
>>578030051
I swear this better be enough I'm still not done upgrading my team but I need to do aces for cm now
>>578030086shoot phasers
I havent read a single uma story yetI think it's time to do it, and yes i will start with Cafe
>>578030252It'll be enough. Retention last week was at like 930
>>578030307good choice
>>578030336Wow I think I'm almost strong enough to stay in class 6 for the first time in a long time
>>578030237DONT DO IT SHE IS DANGEROUS.
upgrading tt umas is fun and easy. when there's a new scenario it's only 1-2 careers to get an upgrade. feels good
>>578029757Bright's trainer cause he is willing to train a literal slow uma you got reverse scouted but still
Am I missing out on being a Hokko fan?
Mares
>>578030552you're missing out on top quality tarumanko
Is anyone rolling for nakayama festa?
>>578030086I'll borg her pussy
>>578030630I am
>>578030630I'll do a cheeky tenner on her, it's the gamble I'm willing to do.If that doesn't happen, it will be on step up Gacha.I like Stego's kids.
>>578029693she’s really cute
>>578030630nakadashi fiesta and no
>>578030630Latefags need to have her on their stable for good luck and charm. Good gambas will come to you if you have the gambler uma on your stable. Also, her story is pretty good.
>>578030735how is she holding the right card...
>>578030630I will roll Tamamo cross and Inari one!
>>578030862Air pressure
I will never be able to afford dropping 30k for a spark on an uma bannerAnd with my shit luck I will never get a banner uma to dropTheres 0 point in rolling umas for me, its just cards and slowly chipping at legend races forever and ever and ever and ever
Grass...what are you doing?
Is this the worst scenario for event chain completion or does JP fuck up future scenarios even worse somewhow?
>>578031113it hasnt even been a full month since new unity you retard
mile s and slightly higher wit and it would've been over>>578031113unity is the worst by a 100x and it's not even close
I'm so hungry i could eat an uma
>>578031012The best feeling is when you get the umas that you skipped by sparking on an uma banner with free pulls later
>>578031018
>>578030237Is it possible to umaproof one's home?
>>578031012Just skip some cards screw meta
>>578031198>>578031168nah. I just did a run where TE was in full on hide mode and I was forced to buy event prio songs first to flush them out and I still completed 0 of 5 chains. Unity would fuck me like that once or twice a month but GL has done this shit to me on a daily basis.
>>578031296Not really
>>578031336now do hundreds of runs and compare them then
>>578031296i don't need to because I'm a loser incel and even my trainee doesn't want me
>>578031198unity 2 was fun
>>578031239
>>578031417Not what was being discussed
>>578031417>for event chain completion>>578031430this is so fake
happy halloween globaldachis
>>578031468i want a fluffy big head pet
>>578031468>gloBALDachisDon't be rude. I see through your thinly veiled slight.
copa copa!not many I'd like to use this cm even taking mutating into consideration
>>578031012you're not supposed to go to a spark for an umaif you don't get them in the first 100 it's not meant to be
>>578030630I am and also both of the Daiwa Vodka christmas alts
Can I make use of any of these inherits as pace?its the only decent 9* mile borrow I can find
>>578031396Anon I’m not going to lie to you-even incel losers like you wouldn’t be safe. You’d be groomed into an Uma’s ideal man. It’s only a matter of time
>>578031621You can use KEEP IT REAL. from ShichiIt's not good, but you can use it
>>578031018>>578031256BAD TO THE BONE!
>>578031657nyoo...
>>578031459>this is so fakeno its not
>>578031686
>>578031296Tracen provides dorms for trainers and they can't modify them, insurance covers broken doors so long as it's the wooden doors provided by the school, trainers are heavily advised against changing them or reinforcing them. Insurance doesn't cover any rape related injuries.
>>578031657If it can happen to him, it can happen to me
>>578031735Her bottom sure is thick
Umama hours
>>578031296Just leave a box of carrots by the entrance
>>578031716what the...
>>578031657haha nooo... this would be so terrible!
grass wonder i want to pound her cunt
>horse hours
>>578031782Yeah...
>>578031743>can’t replace doors because of insurance premiums >campus security can’t do shit because they’re only human >trainees can just break in whenever You might as well just throw the trainees into the Uma mob at this point
>>578031735This American umamusume is so unreasonably attractive
more
>>578031937Dia isn't a cute horse, not compared to Doto
>>578031981dont say that...
>>578031657I'm gonna get Air Groove'd...
>>578031396Rubytorena...
WrongAll uma are cute and precious
>>578031657Gentildonna does this.
fuck me bros I cant decide which to take right seems better overall but left has mile sparks for CM and good skills too
>>578031898Anyone using -- is immediately wrong, no matter what they say
CYGENEROUSI'M GONNA LOOOOOOOOP
>>578032083Right.
>>578032083take the left one
0% speed umas might be my favorite to trainor rather wit growth umas
>>578032083race sparks are a scam their activation chance is really low
WOAH
>>578032083Left
>>578032131>>578032147damn you two
frontbros how do we cope
What different phrases would a talking Super Creek doll say if you squeezed her?
You can only complain about and defend localizers if you have a plat, otherwise you're just a tourist
>>578032216LoH soon
>>578032113>>578032181woah, let's goI wonder what makes the amount differ>>578032083left, and it's not even close if you ask me
>>578032150what's with the instant scene transitions
>>578032181why did you get more refills than me >>578032113
>>578032181>>578032113I got 10. Is that the compensation for bugged auto runs?
>>578032216why is she drinking PEEE
>>578032019especially Digitan>>578032150yeah bro I love getting 40 speed on a double rainbow, really makes me feel confident about getting to the 2000* speed cap
I LOVE CURREN CHAN
What the FUCK?!
>>578032282>yeah bro I love getting 40 speed on a double rainbowit's fine for this scenariocards only get better too so 2k by that point will be the same as now with 1.6k or whatever>>578032315lmao
>>578031898uh oh the japs with google translate are getting involved
>>578032315
>>578032315scammed
>>578032113>>578032181>>578032315Lel
>>578032315lmao
I didn't get any...
>>578032254
>>578032315>only got 1 Toughness 30I don't get it
>>578032328we're currently at 2k as in 1600 is 2000 in raw training stats
Is it Throne again?
Is this dependent on the amount of runs you did or something
is the event story worth reading this time?is the card any good too?
>flatniggers get no freebiesThank you cygays, very cool.
>>578032315…
If you didn't get a lot of TP pots you're a flatliner
>>578032497>is the event story worth reading this time?yes, it has digitan>is the card any good too?of course not
>>578032497No, the usual mediocre, boring slop. Unless your wife is one of the characters in it, it's definitely a skip.
>>578032458oh you meant like thatwell that makes it even betterat worst you just have to sacrifice some wit if you're playing a 0% speed 0% witter
>>578031898>>578032347
>>578032497The story is very very cute, the card is clankcore.
>>578032113>>578032181>>578032315>got 7Why the varied numbers?
>>578032315Just how badly have you been flatlining, gwo? Even my barely active ass got 48.
yippie, got my scuffed ace>triple seasonal runner
>>578032508>>578032531But I've done like 100 runs over the last week.
>>578032497story is cute, doto and digitan are precious as alwayscard is ass
>>578032315Mambwo....
>>578032347>japslol
>>578032508>>578032531im at 180mil and got only one
>>578031812In case you're still wondering, here's video of the actual animal from the Indianapolis Zoo, with a cosplayer next to it for scale - it's actually pretty huge
It was Throne.
>>578032592>the card is clankcore>3 initial statsumazingit's like a free fuku
>other game does the thing where it crashes during the auto saveueeeeeeeeee time to check the clanker>>578032110It's not the chatbot dash -- it's "--" :^)
>>578032497it has windy in it
>>578032642I’ve gotten 40 million fans this month. I have not been flatlining
>>578032704I WANT TO GO THERE NOWpotential /uma/ meetup location??
>>578032732less than 100M by now is clearly flatlining behaviour
>>578032696I did 200m and got 7
>umas affected by the bug resulting in free TP pots are almost exclusively people training front or late parentswe stay winning
what is the correct way to set up auto runs? is it just do as many G1s as possible with good hint cards on? currently running 25-26 races and noticing my chains arent finishing much
>dude spechud isn't giving me shit after like 2 days>try doing a singular doto clank>guess im inheriting goof up nowonly 3* mile on her line tho
>>578032815what was the bug even
>>578032818Your chains won't finish regardless of what you do because they're like 10% eachThe only lever you have is more races = more SP = lower stats
>>578032815That explains it, I spammed nothing but Bobo runs for 2 weeks
HOLYFUCKINGSHIIIIIIIIT
>>578032815oh i did some teio and bobo runs
>>578032919Bobobro rewarded
>>578032929I wish I had v.bobo for parenting...
>>578032915are you not supposed to crank out as many races as possible in auto runs for affinity and skill points? why care about stats?
>>5780328152/3 of Throne. Tsuyoshi dodged a bullet this time.
sprint mares....and curren
>>578032974not that queer but you want some stats to hit +1100 or +600 and there's also the general white spark quality improvement from hitting SS rating
>>578032581>brownAs expected
>>578032818I just let it do as many G1s as possible. Even if you have D or E aptitude for some races, the clanker still wins them.Aside from that, the usual stuff. Pick cards that have skills you want to learn, find a combination that consistently lands your desired stats above 1100 so you have a good shot at 3 stars, etc.
>>578032974you don't run all races because only G1s give you affinity and most runs give you more than enough SP anyway, even with the inflated (for this point in time) hints parents giveyou care about stats because otherwise you don't hit SS
>>578032815WHAT BUG!????
what decides if I get the 40k or 60k unique upgrade?she inspired into turf A so idk nowmaybe it depends on your turf/dirt race count?
>>578032815If only i knew, i would have spammed more Brian Rudolf runs instead of Nyopera
>>578032309I HATE CURREN
>>578032987They forgot to add #Mares
>>578033098I don't
>>578033030never knew SS gave better sparks feel like ive been playing the game wrong or something>>578033059how many races per run is decent then? or what else is the SS auto run setup?
>>578032961>pop pulse epic!
>>578032815UGH, my Dober parent runs paid off.
>>578032815I was doing bourbon and brian runs earlier this week. Where pots?
>>578033075It's preset per uma. Generally dirt only umas have the lower number.
>>578032497i haven't read any event stories in over a year
>>578033061
>>578033197gotchaaa
>>578033210I liked the cheerleading one and the christmas one and cant remember any others. read them all
>>578032815WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T LOOP ANY OF THESE WHERE ARE MY POTs
>>578033210>he didn't "read" the bubblyland storygay
>>578032987Curren Chan is the single cutest umamusume of all time.
>>578033220HOLD THE FUCK ON????????
>50 pots is only 500 carats
>>578032815Who the fuck is looping Teio
WHATS THE AUTO RUN SETUP FOR SS RUNS GOD DAMMIT
>>578033335hope your furniture is arranged right
thank you cygames
>>578033397HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>578033215Ohhh, so that's why Brian wasn't triggering hard mode on auto runs
>>578033372we all know and wont tell you
I've been only clanking Fuji and Flower and Taiki for a week............my tp pots......
>>578033372Need better blue sparks
>>578033372Borrow Fuku or Throne gwocho
>>578033578but thats it? I can overload like 25 G1's with throne?
>>578033372this setup has been very consistent for mefarming stam*3 tho
>>578033372At minimum MLB Riko + Fuku + LH + Throne if you want the other 2 card with good skills with 30+ races
>>578033578MLB Light Hello is higher priority thoughbeit
>>578033273boy uma is good for you
>>578033425That's it I'm posting this again
>>578033617Yes
>>578033641Should have got your own in one spark gwo
What makes Curren so cute? She's just so much cuter than the other Umas but I cant explain it.
>>578033680fuku+throne is carrying hard
>>578033662Incredible image, thank you for sharing
>260/260
>>578033625McQueen has 20% stam bonus though. Ever tried on a 0% one?
LETS goo i'm gonna looooooooooop
>>578033713Because she shamelessly goes around telling people she's cute. It's a strange behavior
>>578033708I tried...
>>578033640>light throne and riko to auto run properlyholy shit
>>578033818does that matter for the clanker? then the setup works if you use mcqueen, I'm sure there are easier ways with throne and fuku
pffft, pathetic
>>578033713For me it’s the silly little half smile she does. I just wanna smooch her so bad!
https://x.com/_RYUSEI_0531/status/2089910550306476198Jockey cam from Yanko's turf training with his beloved Sakai Ryusei in the saddle
>>578033384speed cards went MIA unfortunatelyno events finished either lmao, quite literally none.however this has convinced me to do a rickey aceit is just one proc in each turf and mile, not that crazythis pedigree in particular only had 2* in mile ON A GP......wildreally love her but was turned off from that turf F I guess, but still very much doable. thank god I did this run
Why is she such a dick?
>>578034132Feed her vegetables and see what the sounds of the defeated really look like
yep yep*unscrews lid*I love Mihono Bourbon*starts chugging*ahhhhhh
>>578034132Dont you dare slander my 5th wife
BEIKAAAAAAAA
Is it worth to borrow the suzuka card for unrestrained or it should remain for taiki for fronties?
She's brown.
>>578034269taikidon't fall for unrestrainedget final push at best
>>578034269final push is enough
>>578034132just tell her to eat her vegetables and she'll stop saying that nonsense
Where is the anon who plays the horse game? i want to see if my horse was successful
>>578034428Took a break and went through Heroes of Might and Magic 5 and it's DLCs again, finished them all yesterday
Paamach 5
>>578034491Oh that's nice. i hope he enjoyed it
>>578034592You got a loicense to be going that fast?
That's the lore behind Brian hate of vegetables? Is real life horse hated veggies to?
>>578034657anon...
>>578034684She is a brat
>I get hard looking at food videos nowis it over for me
>>578034680Here, my Heliocense
>>578034792Spe/Guri/Mac trainer...
We are so dead...
>>578034924gooddeath is comfy
>>578034740Oh i was bamboozledAny news from Plap Candy?
Who ate all the bread
>>578018742>No idea why, but apparently my mom sent some super spicy snacks. Anyway, Doto wolfed them all down.WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
>>578034957Don't die
>>578035002she goofed up
>>578035046
I cant bake while jonging
>Anons are borrowing fuku for super lucky 7 loopingQuoi?
>>578035085Just for stat thresholds to meet SS
>outdated OP
>>578035085>1/9 chance to just win your lobby instantly>x3seems breddy gud
>>578035085you don't borrow fuku for her hints, it's for the stats
CM18, scuffed tryouts230597772305977723059777
I borrow Fuku for her delightful personality.
I got only 15k carats should I pull for stam creeku?I already have her in LB2
