Cleaning up the Grape Juice Edition>Previous>>578055208>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
total swigger death
How do we convince Arrowhead to bring back the Cultists?
>>578099753You cant. Swedes will never admit fault
i could go for some swedish pizza
Getting gaped vibes from this general
>>578100219One banana curry pizza for you.
>>578100452hey this is british pizza, i said swedish pizza which is kebab
>>578100452>Not surstromming toppingFake swede
>>578099689>>578099398Getting gaped vibes from these posts
>>578100438All of them from coming from (You)
>generic anime waifu#53438294It's so easy. You can just post whatever in this garbage general.
leave then?
instead of the motorcycle which will just flip over or explode if it touches anything or gets any amount of air or just feels like it we should get this
Is PicoVR one of you niggers?
Not true, the dorktide tourists seethe at the furry
>>578100868getting gaped vibes from this post
I fucking hate seeing anime on this anime imageboard
>>578099753Well there is a petition you can sign, it has over 300 signatures atm, but thats probably not gonna amount to much desu but it is something.Other than that...not much. Othet than complain of course.
Is the portable hellbomb really that good? Surely the cooldown means that you're better off just taking an orbital 380 or something.
Post>Most based frontBots. They align well with how I prefer to play. Heavy explosives, diving from bombshell crater to bombshell crater pushing slowly, and tossing heavy artillery on forts.>Most gay frontBugs. I hate how light armor is almost mandatory. Hate drag racing chargers. Hate bile spewers. Hate running nonstop. Also hate how a lot of bug planets have that gay ass fog/shit in the air where I CAN'T SEE SHIT.
>you can obviously tell how terrible swedish vehicle handling is thanks to frv>swedtards are hellbent on ensuring driving a vehicle is as shitty as possible by adding small rocks jutting out everywhere plus trees >now these retards want bikesnot only will it get 1shot from a single stray bullet or enemy melee attack, but the second you touch a rock with it going faster than 1mph it will havoc jiggle and flip and send you to the stratosphereoh and its cooldown will be like 300 seconds
>>578101246Dude she's 14...
>i dont like the fogUSE_FUCKING_RESHADER
>>578101471out of ten
>>578101471out of 100, honestly. aqua is better
>>578099753You cantThe popularity of the bugs made AH shift the illuminates into leaning hard on the zombie horde aspect instead of the more tactical gameplay the bots had
>>578101138>saaaaaaaar dont post tranime sarrr
>>578101551well they are making the illumies a bunch of mindless slaves, and guess what perfectly complement a large number of mindless slaves? powerful psychic masters...
So uhhh shit outside of the uhhhhhh MO...What's up with that...
>>578101543I respect your opinion but...
>>578101797Bait. Focus on the MO planet.
>>578101852
>>578101543based, the axis order are the only cultists this game needs
>>578101983Anon please don't do this...
>>578101983rookie mistake señor slippers...
Robutt runs this thread
>>578099689You will never be a real girl, you fucking troon.
What happened? We were on track to liberate the void source. Now it's not even close.
>the peak physic bug apply to dropped weapons also works with the new 40k armor neat
>>578102004problem?
>>578102302Classic Joel derailing with several defenses and the community getting too easily baited. If they had a spine they'd ignore them completely just to shit on Joel's plans.
>>578102302People hate playing on the planet + Joel fucked us with multiple invasions.
>>578101543Megumin is flat/10. Lalatina better. I feel like her when i play this stupid fucking swedish game
>>578102470>people I wouldn't go that far.
>>578102415>and the communitythere is no community, the player numbers are all false, the votes are all false, everything is rigged by joel. they discovered that they can manipulate where real players go by increasing the player count on whatever, and whether they do or don't, the gm can always blame the community for whatever he did
>>578102302Arrowhead cooked poison again.
>>578101551>quick Sven! We need a way to get the buch chasers off the bug front!>whats that? Turn the squids into shittier bugs? Genius sven!>no ones playing squids, not even the big chasers!? E gads sven, how can this be?!
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242695992833/76561197971197378D10 Void Source planet
Abdosluts taking big bug ovipositors up the ass.
>>578102470Cyberstan 2.0
>>578102725this isn't a request thread
Joel is a
>>578102717FVLL
>>578102717full?
Not my problem.
You will be spending the next year entirely on the squid frontAnd you WILL like it
>>578101246>Shitty excuse to post anime slop
>>578103137can't help but notice you don't have this reaction when the gay pedo stuff gets posted... very curious...
Just want you to know this entire story line has been an elaborate set up for a legendary warbond. Cultists do come through once we get pushed out of the void and it spread more. (They're the tadpoles we're currently killing in the shrines, the ghouls are fully evolved voteless)
>>578103248Wow, its almost like I'm not on these threads 24/7 like you.
>People leaving void planet out of spite>AH about to void 4 planets out of spite>Planets gets voided DESPITE ZERO EXOSPIRE>AH being a buttblasted GM and going "ROCK FALLS EVERYONE DIES" and pissing everyone offWhat's their next greatest move?
>>578103248Well... the gay pedo is atleast helldivers related.Which is sad but true.
>>578103319man this shit is so unbearably lazy. is 20 minutes in photoshop really too much to ask
>>578102978>captured on PS5
>>578103319isaac is an engineer, not a soldier
>muh antagonistic dungeon master>muh monkey paw and secret shadow jutsu patch notes
>>578102506
>>578103319>crossover with Electronic ArtsYou have somehow found one of the few crossovers that would be worse than collaborating with James.
So is the portable hellbomb good or not, you bitches?
I think a lot of people don't even know how to enter the void. They see the defense markers around the planet and think they need to go there.
>>578103870yeah it's good, it lets you delete whatever you drop it next to, as opposed to playing swedish roulette with the 380
I'm having a hard time moving on from laser weapons, there's so many enemies spawning I can't figure out what even competes with infinite ammo.
>>578103932Arrowhead really did just make a game where massive retards sandbag anyone trying to win the main objective, over and over again.
>>578104149Breaker Inc. for chafe, Airburst for the giants, warrant for the watchers. It works great for me.
>>578103870It's arguably the best stratagem in the game.
>>578101543>>578102031>aqua is betterdogshit taste detected>>578102506>divorceness
>>578083185>extend the forever war by leveraging the subhuman, retarded bugdiver cattle against the rest of the playerbasei am starting to believe that this is actually what they intended
>>578103643The new biome is a Sims 4 crossover
>>578103870It’s great if you aren’t a shitter
>>578101663letting it get coopted by subhumans will give it that reputation
>>578104340I choose all three.
>>578104629bad news buddy, everything you like has already been co-opted by people you don't like, and has been since September of 1993
>>578104326I'll try that before I get bored of lasers God forbid
>>578104326i think you mean short mag sprayandprey
>>578104845yes the only difference is you sit and wallow in that shit while I actively change its reputation
>>578104902Sell me on it.
>>578104938the only thing actively being changed is your diaper you giant fucking baby
>>578105006>reloading>RELOADING>reloading!>reloading..>RELOADING>reloading!
>>578104275>sony live service>complains about retardsThe sheer lack of self awareness here is something to be studied.
>>578104149Anon, you do realize that regular bullet weapons will kill enemies a lot faster than your shitty lasers, right? Lasers have such terrible DPS that enemies will stack up really easily and rape you up the ass, if you switch to a ballistic weapon you'll killmurder them a lot faster and swarms stop being a problem.
>>578104149Disposable weapons, unironically. If you have the bulletstorm, it's phenomenal for dealing with everything other than stingrays and harvesters, and sentries are still going to be your best friend. Also, DOT weapons like the cremator or stoker leave behind pools of fire to cover your reloads or retreats while CCing and killing enemies really quickly
>>578105006short mag buff gives it more ammo than the laser>>578105071>the raped
>>578105139>sentries are still going to be your best friendDo not befriend the automatons.
So WTF is going on with the major order and all the exostorms ? Forced loss MO ?
>>578105089voteless and necromorphs all ignite almost instantly from laser damage, you can piss in their general direction and they die to the burn a few seconds later, it completely trivializes necromorphs
>>578105223Not all robots are automatons...
>>578105207>saar why are you of the ruining my scam??Stop trying to waste anon's time with the spray&shit.The answer is coyote as a it takes very few shots to light shit on fire and once they're on fire they fucking die.
Entrenched & Dust Devil Warbond? Or WH40k? I am leaning towards the latter purely out of item usefulness.
>>578102227You're pushing way too hard and burning so many graphics cards trying to make this into a mascot
>>578105373>cutches you are losing your izzat again
>>578105207fuck off shitskin
>>578105450>t. the raped
>>578105006Ignore him, he's retarded. Regular breaker has the same amount of ammo as the spray and pray, and if you put a duckbill on it, it even has the same spread pattern, all while doing 30% more damage per shot>>578105223Don't worry, the biggest difference between the two is that sentries don't hate democracy
>>57810540340K. Do Entrenched after for the Cremator. Dust Devils has quite a bit of good stuff but nothing that stands out in the current meta.
>>578105403Entrenched is one of the best warbonds we've had in a long time.>Concussive Medium>Stoker>Cremator>Gas Mortar>the fucking Giga GrenadeDust Devils is significantly worse by comparison, find a different warbond to buy instead.
>>57810540340k>dust devils then entrenched
>>578105403Entrenched and dust devil for this front specifically, 40k doesn't have as much as the other two and you'll get back super credits with the non-legendary ones that makes getting 40k easier if you still want it
>>578105450>>cutchessaaaar do not redeem spray n pray saaaaaaaaaar
Born to fuck clankersForce to fry squids
>>578105604>Regular breaker has the same amount of ammo as the spray and prayNta, but unless they changed it recently this is just outright wrong. Sure they have the same mag size, but the max ammo is way higher.
Just getting back into the game and I want to help on the squid front. Any good warbonds/weapons for these fucks?
>>578105442
What armors to use for the void planet besides 40k and siege ready cause ive been spoiled by it?
>Enter a 10 game at random>Both below level 40 and open mic
>>578106125light oxygenator
>>578106127how was their act?
>>578105994breaker gets 14 magsspay and prey gets 20 magsergo you'd have to be a fucking retard to use breaker at all
>>578106021It's piss easy even on D10 so anything that isn't shit tier is more than good enough.
>>578106127>crunch crunch>krsshfshshshs>crunch crunch>smacks lips>kkkrsshshshshs>crunch crunch crunch>child starts screaming and crying in the background>latina woman starts screeching >hispanic response from the open micfag >shfshshshfsh>entire team gets vaporized by an orbital napalm called directly ontop of the flag>yooo esse sorry man hehe>kkkkrshshshshshffksh
lmfao
The armor system needs a total rework. All of the new armors are either completely useless or powercreep all the previous armors.
remember when the game launched and armor value didn't even work
who the fuck gave green light to the crushers? haven't seen worst unit and most bugged.>silent as fuck>in groups of 4 or more>one shot unit>regeneration because fuck you>sometimes you kill them one shot in the head others they tank full eight bullets from the AMR
>>578106851and yet all you need is the default democracy protects which has not been changed at all since the games launch as its perfect in every way
>>578105403Dust Devil after Entrenched and 40K.Speargun is the best gas weapon in the game as well as being the best jack of all trade support weapon (anti chaffs, anti heavy and being able to close spawners from long distance.) and Desert Stormer heavy is the best jack of all trade resistance armor (Small difference over Salamander so you can use it for dickle, it can tank bile titan pule, it lets you survive arc dogs and teslas) so if you don't want to fork money for heavy fire resistance armor, desert stormer heavy is the best for it.
>>578107191my only problem with them is the lack of an audio cue, otherwise I think they're basically a better designed flesh mob.
MO is already doomed since DSS is still disabled and offline due to Wretches outbreak.DSS is the counter pendulum to bugdivers taking a huge chunk of the liberation impact, take that away and you won't be able to take a planet 1.5% resistance even with 70% of population.
why dont the faggot swedes just let us apply any passive on any armor?
Nobody cares. Kill squids.
>Hotshot crosshair slightly above where shot actually lands>delivery pod POI makes no sound>some armors get completely covered in muck when walking through mudIt's the little things that slowly chip away at my sanity with this game.
>>578101471out of 10
Good afternoon hdgis harvester surge still available? i'm still stuck on wagies right now
>>578105338Non-canon (He doesn't even have a gun).>>578105604Sentries are still honorary automatons.
Genuinely full-on noob of noobs who hasn't done anything except the tutorial and a single solo mission to get how it the game kinda works.If a level 2 guy pops into your game that you post here, you'll know it's me.
>>578107897No it was hotfixed because it was causing crashes.
>>578107634cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>578106850The timestamp and post number don't line up at all. This was supposedly posted an hour and a half ago, but our current post numbers are lower than they are in the image?
>disable crossover>no one is playinggrim
>>578108245what about protogens?
d10 bots or bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242700317759/76561198122378705
>>578108582nothing gets by you champ>>>/trash/84815570
am i going insanedid the sweeper always do this when selected in the armoury?none of the other weapons show an animation
>>578103137>self reporting
>>578108807So why is are the numbers incongruent? I thought post numbers are sitewide
>>578108896No it didn't. It's a new bug, but really should be a feature.
>>578108953per board
MO is fucked right? And we're going to get 4 planets voided?
>>5781087743/4
>>578105403They're all good, bust Dust Devil is notably less good than the other two. I'd go 40K. The new armor passive is universally good and will help with everything on every front. Bolt Pistol is one of the best secondaries in the game period. Melta gun is a great support, even if it isn't absolutely amazing on the current front it is still useful for poppjng helmets off, deleting flesh mobs, and killing harvesters if you can get close enough. Melta mines delete flesh mobs and can kill club fuckers if they hit right.Entrenched is such a great warbond, too. The grenade is one of the best in the game. Cremator is amazing, especially on this current MO and meta. The armor also is good, but the bonuses can be acquired on other armors. Tough between the two, but if you held me at gunpoint I'd go 40K
>>578108730>don't know what this is>google "protogen">taken to furrpocolypse website>"I'm an adult" or "I'm a kid" promptThis is weird. I don't like this.
how good is pissmaxxing on the void planet
SEAFies grenade has 40 demo forcebug and bot front is going to get FUCKED by SEAFies
>>578109546borderline meta
Joey taught me what it feels like to be betrayed.
>>578108774still 3/4 get in here
>>578109546Pretty good but I keep crashing if I bring lasers.
>>578109398that's normal
>>578108774FVLL
>>578109716I dunno man I mean I jacked off to weird furry shit as a kid stumbling around on the internet in both our respective infancies so to speak so I can't say I'm a good baseline for normal but I do like to think I grew out of that. It's just a weird subject overall I suppose.
>>578109546If i see that fucking STUPID LASER DOG I WILL RAPE YOUR CORPSE MOTHER FUCKER!
>>578107191hard countered by looking and aiming
Does the spear one-tap hammer bros?
>>578110281pissdogs are good boys who only chomp sometimes, arcbulls on the other hand...
>>578107191>worst unit and most bugged.Newfaggot begone.
>>578110373just the helmet + confusionyou still need to shoot their head
How come SEAF have working headlamps but we don't?
>>578110937Cool it with the Anti-Swede rhetoric
>>578110937Because we can adjust our helmet brightness settings in the main menu.
>long tap space to warp>somehow grab onto vaultable ledge which hasn't worked that way until exactly that moment>sliced and forced to stim before I can teleport
>>578110937because helmets were a seperate part of the outfit because they were meant to actually do something, same with the cape. some helmets featured lights, some helmets featured night vision, some helmets had binoculars, etc. unfortunately it didn't make the cut, as the devs were looking for more of a grunt fantasy
>>578111163>wannabe milsim>headgear is purely cosmetic and serves no other purposesimply doesn't add up
>>578111163>strive to make game more realistic>scrap basic feature of modern infantry helmetthey larped being conscripts so bad they can't even larp it correclty
>>578111328They originally wanted to have helmets have unique effects and UI elements but they realized they wouldve cut into their break time
>Drops a good update>Proceeds to fumble it by making the worst title update in the game's historyWhy?
>second time using it since unlocking the commandos>unironically rapes the necromorphsPerhaps I was too harsh on it
>>578111328>the grunts in this grunt fantasy are supposed to be disposable, chudoh the seaf? they're the disposable army of super earth. what? yeah they're BOTH disposable, get off my case, asshole!
>>578109546Pretty good as long as you can kill crushers fast so the dog only targets wretches
why would you want flashlights on your helmets when the weapon flashlights are so dogshit already?>weapon flashlight on>dark nighttime operation>fire gun once>blind for 3 seconds
>>578111805skill issue mate
>helldivers are for rapid deployment>y-you can't save your loadouts though! we don't want a meta!
>>578111886The devs must have adhd because they really find the sound of equipping strategems to be satisfying.
UGH. STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF! MY SETTING DOES NOT CONTRADICT ITSELF! YOU JUST LACK MEDIA LITERACY!
>>578111886Uni would never say that
what loadout feels like this
LobbyDoko
>>578111656>also just ignore that the even more disposable, less elite troopers deployed with even less training and materiel have basic essentials for different environments like flashlights but the helldivers only have them on their guns in order to make them as useless as possible!
>>578112206CrossbowUltimatumSiege-ReadyRRNapalm Barrage
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242701959096/76561198001481307d10 squids
>>578108245How are they honorary bots when the bots will shoot them but seaf units won't?
>>578112494is this a vietnam reference
>>578110937not very media literate of you to notice thingsyou aren't a chud are you?
>>578112206
>>578109546I was running dagger + laser cannon + rover and as long as I spot them 50 meters away, they will never come close to me.Lacks short range power though. I tried the trident but it has no stagger
>>5781125522/4
Oh they do that too huh
>>578111867so true
newfag to this game, its pretty fun so far. Met some randos who were chill. Met some other randos who ere BRHUES and mexicunts who shit things ups constantly too but that's nothing new
>>578112552FVLL. We dive
We are fucked regardless on the defenses because even if we dove Seasse, we'd never have enough time to liberate it and stop the attacks
>>578113107It means cultists are coming !
>>578108774back to 3/4 we are doing bugs
>>578113107Tomorrow bro.... TRUST
how to fix hd2 without making the swedes work extra hours:1. categorize helmets into light medium and heavy according to their corresponding armor2. have 3 types of UIs per helmet "weight" class, use ai if you have to, and this is just art, no information actually changes3. light helmets always come with binoculars OR night vision, medium helmets always come with lights OR night vision, heavy helmets can only come with lights
>>578113567>how to fix hd2 without making the swedes workChallenge Level: Impossible
Watch the squids beeline for Super Earth while we're trying to take down the void planet
>>578113475>>578108774back to FVLL
so where should i play
>>578103609i think you should be raped by 5 trillion rape niggers for posting this anon
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242703948990/76561197999417031
>>578113958in your own home you weird little pervert
Restore all the cut content>cultists>helmet effects>armor paints>expanded weapon modding>clan system>mech stratagem launchers
>>578114391Do not forget the APC man
>>578114391But it doesn't fit "the fantasy" you stupid fucking chud!
You are losing. Give up on taking the source planet. It's pointless.
>>578114391>terminate fatheadproblem solved
>>578114391remember when everyone thought we were getting clans and /hdg/ was voting for who should be the leader lol
>>5781140381/4
>>578114391That's impossible to deliver with our 30 workdays per year, we already completely deleted all our files for those because they were too cool.How about some enemies ripped from completely random franchises instead(but not too interesting)? Uhhhh, zombies with guns and left4dead bloaters?
>>5781140382/4
>>5781140383/4
Genuinely what the fuck does Arrowhead do anymore.
>>578115368Collect money, paint minis and go on vacation.It's grueling work, but someone has to do it.
>Wants to be the next Fromsoft>Outsources all of their content updates to literal "Who" game studiosLiterally the most delusional people on the planet
>>578114038 3/4
>>578115368>arrowhead>fatshark>saber interactive>ghost ship gamesThe four co-op game horsemen of doing fucking nothing.
>>578115368honestly can they do some more outsourcing? I mean now that we're fully mask off and they're just using gpt for shit, can we at least get the quantity if we're not gonna get the quality?
Finally uninstalled this game, it never got better
>>5781140383/4 GET IN HERE
What's voidwalker armor passive gonna be?
My lalaboy wont kill the small bugs, they are to cute, look at them, look at them!Its just nature to call a breech!
>>578115914>and they're just using gpt for shitWhat? When did this reveal happen?
>>578115368Well this studio sucks ass. The necromorphs looking motherfuckers are some of the most buggy content released yet.
>look in to who helps with HD2>several studios that have *only* worked on this somehow (the fuck?)>one studio is called Valkyrie Entertainment>pic relneed i say more
>>578105604Thanks for the head up. Will avoid S+P.
>>578105604>anon spreading misinformation
I wiped on D4 squids, it's over for me fellas
>>578109342Thanks, I think your points are exactly where I am at. Will probably buy WH later tonight, but Entrenched is definitely the warbond I want the second most. I will work towards Entrenched after buying WH. DD has Coyote, but I don't really need it per se. Rest of DD is a wash.
>shoot necromop center mass with cookout >it doesnt 1hkoi guess i just use a different gun then
>>578117301Outstanding work from the random
>>578115914Again, fire them. They literally do fucking nothing.
>>578117301Deserved
>>578117301>>578117474>>578117942I thought I could make it...
why is /hdg/ so selfish?
>>578116485That's just one of PlayStation studios helping with quality assurance. It can be making sure the game runs at least somewhat well, or PSN integration, or maybe helping create trailers at a certain standard, etc.>but it's le hecking woke shit slopIt's just contractor work for modern PlayStation releases. The rest of the "quality" is on the actual studio that makes the game.
>it was a tr*nime troonEven more deserved
>>578118215Have some patience next time anon
>>578115368I wonder how Sony feels about them doing fucking nothing with their golden goose. Honestly makes that post about HD3 more believable.
>>578118215you fucking retardyou fuckinmg creitin
>>578118215It woulda been pretty cool.
>>578111607It was never a bad weapon, it's just that it gets more than outclassed by almost anything else you can put in that slot.
>>578118696Ultimatum was a mistake
Illuminate mind tricks.
>>578111450If (player.helmet) == {Helmet IDs}player.camera.overlay == green(This breaks vaulting and re-introduces the supply pack infinite usage bug)How likely for AH to hire me?
>>578118961>How likely for AH to hire me?Never. You pointed out a bug and you broke the Law of Jante
>>578118934>hovers in front of your supply pod menacingly
>>578118975Its happening
>>578118975
>>578111607This + cowboy armor is some good fun on necromorphs.
>>578118975>Chemical Oxidation Anomalies >nutritional paste has been fortified with experimental binding agents to eliminate all biological pigment sources >biological pigment sources Holy shit these niggas are writing on the walls of the DSS in BLOOD THEY’RE WRITING ON THE WALLS IN THEIR OWN FUCKIN BLOOD
>>578119324so in layman's terms, they found "Calypso" written in blood on the walls of the DSS, so they're changing the food to make people's bodily fluids lose all color (btw, you can't do that because if you got rid of the iron or oxygen in hemoglobin you'd fucking die)
>>578119836>>578118975>"Ha ha get it guys? Le evil facists are incompetent!"Theyve told this joke like 4 million times. How many funko pops do I need to still find this funny?
>>578119919>you'd fucking dieA sacrifice the Ministry of Truth is willing to make. A number of them volunteered to stay on board indefinitely to keep things in line following the thumping.
>>578120003
>>578120132The joke isnt funny anymore, Sven.
>>578119919>he doesn't know E-710 is a secondary source of everything hemoglobin does because space magic.
>>578120163I thought chemical oxidation anomalies was pretty funny
What did they mean by this?
>>578119836What made you come to that conclusion? They could be writing on the walls with their own shit, maybe even their own cum.
>>578109580Was doing a radar before going for a medium camp and then suddenly it was gone, it had warp portals and the seafies just arrived from nowhere and deleted it. They struggle with landed ships but bless them, I would love their help with the funny 11 holes absolutely scattered bug nest.
>>578120368>oxidation
Why DO Helldivers get picked up after a mission? What is SWEDEN'S logic? I know the ludonarrative of any decent player is "oh this guy can do some serious shit, worth trying to throw him at something worse Why do the SWEDES think we get picked up?
lobby doko
>>578120452To bring back the samples you cretin
>>578120452as opposed to what, walking back to the super destroyer?
Cultist xisters?
>>578120437I feel like both cum and shit can oxidize. I'm not going to try to verify this claim at all but I'm pretty sure all of the messages on the DSS are written with poop crayons. It's up to you to prove otherwise
>all these niggers posting without reading the thread
>>578120003>that same evil fascist government is successfully fighting a three front war and creates legions of supersoldiers that can individually defeat the strongest vehicles and soldiers anyone else can produce
>all these niggers posting without owning the game
>>578120452even the lowest level of media literacy would be able to answer this. 1. helldivers work off superdestroyers which have FTL travel capability. pelicans which is everyone elses ride do not have FTL travel. 2. helldivers are deployed to finish specific missions, seaf are deployed wherever superearth wants human presence, or to support helldivers. seafs get picked up on a different schedule, or are meant to have a stake out and build things, like the human-built structures you see everywhere3. helldiver travel logistics is somewhat easier than moving seaf, since they're mostly all frozen. seaf have to be kept in "living and happy" status which means food and shelter.
well, picture me surprised, mechs are good in diff 10 now, I'm having so much fun with them now that they can take heat
>>578121041>he played the game instead of bitchinggood job anon
>>578120452since pelicans and everything flying in the air on our side can't be blown out of the sky my personal head cannon is that everything after the extract timer starts doesnt actually happen and is a cybernetically induced hallucination caused by old bottech chips in the heads of every SE citizen
>>578118975just checked my super destroyer and couldn't find any blood or writings, though some guy was playing calypso music in the mess hall so I shot him just to be safe.
>>578120520send science nerds or get SEAF to do it>>578120563why bother bringing the jihadis home>>5781210121. yes2. yes3. yesbut that doesn't answer why they bother collecting them instead of for example leaving them there to inflict maximum causalities. Remember, in the SWEDISH mind, they are canon fodder as low or lower than a SEAF trooper.>>578121141extremely based take, but Super Earth, in the Swedish mind, is probably too gay/incompetent/retarded to be operating at that level of Big Brother.
>>578120802reminder that most seaf are brown and black. white is a rare and mostly dead mutation that became unnecessary since humans expanded into being a galactic empire
>>578121380>why they bother collecting themits bureaucratic in nature. you can't leave helldivers unattended in random planets without marking them as KIA. all helldivers must be accounted for, and its easier to account for them if they actually come back, or are confirmed KIA.
>>578121380The entire purpose of having helldivers is to insert behind enemy lines and complete objectives. The fact that they're expendable doesn't make them murder hobos
>new missions to board the DSS and cleanse it of Vote Snatchers >you deploy into a hangar and can only call in stratagems or resupply in there or in other hangars that you find just how Hive Worlds work with the caves >fight your way through dark corridors spattered with blood to a main objective to free some SEAF or cleanse a Vote Snatcher horde Would be total kino and I would immediately change my Steam review to positive
>>578119836I interpreted it as them writing on the walls in nutritional paste.
>>578121380>leaving them there to inflict maximum causalities.there is a mission for that, and once its completed, helldivers are collected to do a different one. its all mission based, theres no perpetual "just kill as many as possible" for the helldivers, thats what seaf are for
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242706077631d10 squids
>>578121816>Its another nothing burger and its just a dead spacer referenceI hate these fucking devs so god damn much.
>>578121569good answer, no reason to murder them. They'll be dead soon enough anyways, and it fits the bloated corpo-bureaucratic theme. I'm sure all Helldivers pay a moderate fee post pelican extraction.>>578121703they are quite literally suicide bomber murder hobos. >>578121914fair. Seems arbitrary and mostly pointless, but that's why it's a good answer.
>>578119836Squids still malding about Calypso. Sad!!
>>578120628No. No they cannot. Quit being a fucking degenerate.>It's up to you to prove otherwise.Go play in traffic.
>>578122016Does helldivers 2 have the greatest series of nothingburger nonevents in video game history?
>>578122073>reads poop>thinks about sexhmmm
>>578122239while you were typing this 3 automaton space stations died off-screen
>>5781219603/4
>>578122256If you think the word "degenerate" only has sexual connotations to it then you're only self-reporting just how badly your normal thought processes have declined.Consider shutting the fuck up.
Losers always whine about their MO rewards. Winners go home and tentacle rape Coretta Kelly.
>quickplay>eradicate>leave>quickplay>defend assets>leave>quickplay>eradicate>leave>quickplay>blitzwhy do these fucking mission types exists they're helldivers lite and are reductive of what makes the game fun. I wish we had like a filter of shit we didn't want to do. yeah, you can search and join the game you want but I just wanna hit button and play gamemode that doesn't suck dick.
Honestly, not nearly as fun as yesterday. The lack of watchers just makes it a lot less interesting, and you can tell they upped random patrols spawning 20m to your side to compensate.
>>578121960fvll
>>578122016>>578122534You got to understand sweddoids need their 5 weeks per year vacations and 40 hour work weeks.
>>578123435>You got to understand sweddoids need their 5 weeks per year vacationsLmao. Lol. I get like 6 weeks for summer alone. You're like a little baby.
>>578122776if only there was some way to select which missions you wanted to play
>>578122239I cant think of anything else that comes close.
>>578123175The community can't fucking handle illusionists and beta cultists. They'll fucking cry and get it nerfed to the ground like Vox before proceeding to say the game is too easy
>>578122776Holy retard just check missions on the map before joining or host.
>>578122073Are you sure? A quick search seemed to indicate otherwise>all this seething for a joke postyou take this shit(kek) way too seriously
>>578123175Faggots will shit and piss themselves until the enemies are neutered and then complain its boring 3 days later. I hate patch tourists.
>>578120598Calling it. Squids are beelining to Calypso. It was the site of their initial, and highest level invasion other than Super Earth, and voiding planets. There is something on that planet. We'll keep up the fight in the Void, but anyone out there, do *EVERYTHING POSIBLE* to hold-- [User was banned for this post and is under investigation for treason]
>>578123790>>578123927>>578124084is this a bot?
>>578124174CULTISTS
>>578124174Its a dead space reference. Nothing ever happens
>>578123927Yeah, this fanbase is just a complete curse. We are being denied kino because they will cry if they just can't play casually on the highest difficulty. If 10 more difficulties were added, they would play D20, and then complain it is too difficult.They'll just have to be left behind during The Gloaming. they will suck on their binkies and shake their rattles until the bombs drop and the bodies pile up in the streets, and then they'll say nuclear fallout is "artificial difficulty" because you can't beat it with the RR. So it is, so it must be.
I physically cringed
>>578122542Fixed the image
Honestly, I don't want to hope for Cultists guys. I can't be let down again.
>>578124680yeah i felt your boipussy clinging hard around my cock
>>578124805it's never too late to just completely resign yourself
>>578121816I would kill all of you for an ounce of space kino in this gameBoarding action and station combat DOKO!!
>>578124805Better to have hoped and lost than to have never coped at all.
>>578121287Misread the label of one of the calippo iceblocks in the mess hall freezer and immediately shot myself just to be safe.
im bringing the maxiguni am a chad
>>578125127the original quote is so stupid and anyone who has experienced it irl knows its false.
>>578123847Still upset tab soda got discontinued
>Only 55% of the playerbase on the "new" (AI generated) planetNice update.
>>578099398
>>578125789They're all spread out on the squids attacks
She looks like she fucks little boys
>>578125486one sympathizes
>>578114391Quality of life updates?! That's impossible under Swedish fragile ego...you gonna have to rile up the community again for them to do anything.
>>578124805No need to hope anymore, devs are set on scrapping them. All you can do now is bitch and pray the swedes come to their senses and -stay with me now- admit they made a mistake.
>>578127195>admit they made a mistake.Sadly we already had that moment a long time ago with the 60 day patch.
>you can stick people with the melta mine. Suicide bombing fun times.
>>578126106I'm in love
>he thinks the 60 day was a mistake Lmfao the only mistake was having to eat shit and turn their vision of the game into unc slop as Sony needed the live service money real bad
>esl cant readthis general gets awful around patch time, brown people should not be allowed access to the internet
>brown brown brown Concession acceptedIzzat protected
>>578128368>>578128197>>578128000Pussy ass faggot. Get the fuck outta here.
>>578128679D1 babysitting
>>578121960GGs even if I got SWEDEN'D at the end
Kill the devs who thought it would be fun to spawn twenty crushers at once gangraping divers and taking a minute of suppressive fire to kill Fuck this nigger planet
Is there still watcher spam on the non-void planet? I may switch to that at this point just to have some fun.
>>578130027Lower the difficulty
>>578130027
>>578130027>simply rundives away from all the crushers in my light oxygenator armor
- = CRITICAL MAIN OBJECTIVE = -- Have fun :)
>>578130027Use the Autocannon or BFGL
>>578130027crushers die in>3 headshots with bolt pistol or eruptor or amr>tank on sight>short burst of HMG to head>3 WASP missiles>3 autocannon headshotsor you could just avoid them they're slow as fuck
>>578130663>they're slow as fuckThe fuck they are. I've seen them outpace divers in a full sprint.
>>578130027here's a quick rundown on their weaknesseshttps://files.catbox.moe/bawivb.mp3
>>578130559This implies children can go over to the cock rock and handle the super uranium directly.
IT'S OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js0ni2e_yFQ
>>578104149>I'm having a hard time moving on from laser weapons, there's so many enemies spawning I can't figure out what even competes with infinite ammo.It's about paying attention to the map, scavening POI ammo boxes, and occasionally using the resupply strat. Another option is to just run the supply pack, and that should provide enough ammo to last you until you can call in a fresh one.
I really hope we get an ATGM emplacement at some point, love these in other games.
>>578130663it's hard to hit their tiny baby heads while bullshit is happening all around you and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>578130663i'd like to add>3-5 GL shots center mass
the chainsaw is kinda fun against Crushers ngl, if only they don't spawn in platoon size every single time
>>578132392ngl I forgot that thing existed
>>578130027>>578132102>Railgun/Speargun>Plink their helmet>Crouch and shoot their head with liberator>DeadI've solo cleared 20 crushers on gazer objective, just need to kite a bit. The best way is to just plink all their helmet then take out all their heads in one go instead of killing 1 by 1
>>578130772>I've seen them outpace divers in a full sprint>t.heavy and/or out of stamina
578131260Buy an ad.
>my "friend" is playing helldivers but is leaving me on read when I asked if he wants to play.I'm tired bros.
>>578132712No. I was in medium armor trying to chase one down that was tracking a squadmate. Couldn't gain on it even when I had stamina. Shooting the legs helped for brief moments at a time.
>>578130027laser cannon pops their helmet off very quickly
>>578133275Oh that speed boost thingI've seen that a couple of times, I'd assume low health triggers it. But I've seen undamaged Devastators bust out quintuple march speed rarely too. As much as I'd love to blame Swedish codejank it's probably entirely hostile and intentional from them.
>tesla>hmg placement>orbital laser>laser cannonOh yeah it's squiggy time
I really wish we would get another wild west themed warbond but with a better passive and cowboy hat.
>>578133675>But I've seen undamaged Devastators bust out quintuple march speed rarely too.I've seen this as well, they get somewhat faster than they would under the influence of Cyborgs, except there are no Cyborgs around since it's a plain bots planet.
>>578134643Detrimental to the player? Not even on the known bugs list. Buy SC instead.
Is Meltagun good on Bots? Don't really see it working well on the other factions.
>some nigga in a modded ak-15 armor set just got up to me and did some fortnut emote What to do now bwos I feel my entire bloodline's honor being humiliated
Thread was way more active yesterday. Guess the update didn't hook people.
>>578135040Not really, no. It has dogshit range, which is a massive liability against the faction where everything has a laser gun. You would need to sink your backpack slot into mobility just to have a chance at being viable.
>>578135090you gotta break his ankles and run him over with your charger stand in pvp
I want more chances to use entrenching tool
>>578135040On the bot units themselves? Only the big and slow ones IF you can get close enough. It completely fucks fabricators though.
>>578135040It's amazing if you play the bait game. Make them come to you around corners and trenches and prefire as they enter range
>>578135040rapes hulksrapes tanksrapes turretsrapes war stridersrapes factory striders
>>578135213it's squidsthey're snoozefeast easy AND annoying as hell somehow
>>578135213>2 units>2 bait countdowns to sucker people in>Look inside>AI generated biome with nothing special about it>Shoot the flowers objective>Another "Nuke bug nursery" objectiveWow, can't imagine people actually got bored!
Since Arc Thrower is anti-tank, does it pop the crusher dudes' helmet off?
>>578135964since you can't aim it at the head, no
>>578135040It has 15m range but it rapes singular hard targets
>>578136017Yeah but their faceplate is fuckhuge and goes all the way to the middle of their torsoWouldn't the arc thrower hit it?
>>578135964try arcing it over its head (aim high to try and force a head hit) and report back
>>578136103So basically a less versatile cremator.
>>578135040You're going to need a warp pack/jetpack to get within range, but once within range it should be good. IMO it's more of an anti-bug weapon.
>>578135964>>578136163it can but it's so wildly inconsistent I wouldn't recommend it
>>578136395Funnily enough it's actually one of the better options for dealing with groups of them if you take the k-9 as your backpack. If you bring gas or incendiary nades you can just kinda put them in time out and they can't do anything, it's great
>>578136395Ok thanks I'll try it anyway when I get back from work
>>578136281I'd say that melta is more versatile since it allows you to use a backpack.It is more of a designated anti-hard weapon which you pick with designated anti-chaff options as primary and secondary and also a TPpack or hoverpack or jumppack for mobility.
>>578136505>>578136521I've honestly gotten more helmets from a secondary arc than whatever I was initially aiming at. plus 2 shots will stun them anyway and kill any wretches around so it's got at least some utility
Detective, any clues?
>>578136826>using eagles in megacities
>>578136826Pod on the right drops and is exploded by the tripod
Thought on this for Arc Thrower?
>>578132586>The best way is to just plink all their helmet then take out all their heads in one go instead of killing 1 by 1that's how I do it too. bolter 2-3 helmets then switch to max rpm stalwart and get the whole batch + chaff
>>578136826>>578136991Actually, wait enhance: You got killed by some retard who brought 380 meme barrage.
>>578137058Too complicated for swedes to program
the first round of the 380 specifically targets helldivers right?because it REALLY seems like it does and is exactly what I would expect from cum gargling inbred cockfed swedish faggots
>>578137402If they can do scaling damage for Purifier and Epoch, surely, they can do it for the arc thrower... right...?
>>578137463I'm pretty sure that's pre-set impact sites that look random. But the area of effect is so fucking wide that there's a good chance that you'll just miss whatever you wanted to hit while being a massive fucking liability to any teammate nearby. It's a solidly F-tier strat.
>bitch-made sissies whined until AH removed the Watcher spam from Seasse>missions are now a cakewalk because the number of enemies you're likely to encounter is cut in halfThis is why we can't have nice things.
>internet connection chimps out yesterday>comes back just in time for the harvester surge to endAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>578136826How do you throw things that far?
>>578137630>Singular watchers take up entire patrol slots>LeT mE tElL yOu wHy tHiS iS a GoOd tHiNg
>>578132885Could be worse. Your friend could completely ignore your suggestion of the game because he thinks it's a game for conservatives.t. raped goycattle
>>578137463It's a set pattern
>>578137618Epoch doesn't have scaling. Just low and high power.
What the political affiliation of the majority of the people playing this game?
I will gun down every seafer I see. Not letting myself get izzat farmed by their retarded teamkilling AI.
>>578137761Except that they allowed Warp Ship call-ins outside of shrine gassings, which more than makes up for that.
>>578137771I just need new friends and need to cut the old ones out of my life entirely I think. I don't know what their problem is with communication. They seem happy enough when we do interact but they're so flaky. The last time that I got some communication out of him I asked him if he was interested in some new co-op game that came out and he enthusiastically said it looked awesome and bought it while we were talking. We were supposed to try it out for the first time the next day. That was three weeks ago. I don't even mind not playing something. Just fucking type something in chat. "Life happened, I can't make the game night happen. Maybe labor day?" Something like that.
>>578138045Enlightened LARPers
>>578137774any generous mspaint wizards created a tactical super diagram of the pattern?
>>578138045If you mean this general, then since it's 4chan, somewhere to the right of Nazi.
>>578138060If you gun down enough of them, then the democracy officer nukes you as a traitor.>t. Called in an orbital gatling on a squid drop, and a seaf drop dropped into the barrage seconds later.
>>578138060you will get izzat farmed by the traitor barrage
>>578138149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszYHqeeA4
>>578137174I only bring 380 when I get free 380 so I can 760
>>578138149Google it. It's not really helpful if you're just trying to not get hit, just stay the right distance away.
>>578137382>Want to help win the MO>Appropriators are just more funOh well, guess the void can stick around a while longer
>>578138149I think it's a number of patterns. Enough semi-randomness that you never know where it will fucking hit and make it impossible to ensure that your high priority target dies. Absolute dogshit for redditors who think bigger number must be better.
>>578136707Like i said, with the arc thrust and the k-9 it's honestly not terrible. You'll really only struggle to kill fleshmobs, even harvesters aren't that big a deal with the thrower
>>578105047bodied that freak
>>578138381Why aren't Appropriators on the void planet anyways?
>>578138390It's one pattern
>>578138381>Jewmini
>>578138549New product goodOld product badLook forward to and consume next new product
>>578138549You mean youre not having a blast with "Not hunters" and "Not skyrim giant"?!
>>578101138This but unironically.
>>578101471They don't care, remember that most you speak to here are subhuman and effectively expendable assets.
>>578138283>>578138571:thumbsup emoji:
>>578137630Are there less patrols now too? It feels like it to me.
>>578138824We are all hebechads here
why was APC scrapped?
380 has pre-determined locations instead of a random/semi-random distribution? wtf? that's literally jeet tier amateur game-dev programmingthey should really just pass off the whole project to a new studio
>friends come back to test the new update>they like the bizarro planet but the hyper aggressive spawn rate of the new enemies turned them off the MO.>dive on bugs and bots>have fun
>>578138283this hasn't been true since they redid the traitor barrage logic in 2024
>>578139105You can't convince me that the APC won't just be a marginally better GATER.
>>578139105didn't fit the grunt fantasywasn't media literate enoughlacked "purity"
>>578139257braindead normies will do literally anything but lower the difficulty, huh?
>>578139105It would destroy the grunt fantasy unlike having access to mini nukes, giant lasers, tanks, and mechs
>>578139257this was me but with the cyberstan update
I go to the SuperStore in the game and the helmet I want is 250 supercredits. Not 75 supercredits. Not 150 supercredits. Not 200 supercredits. 250. Like some Swedish psychopath quit ikea to come work for SparrowBread and do the pricing.Don’t you dare tell me “you can farm supercredits”. Like some glazer monkeyboy, with BarrowStead’s hand shoved so far up your ass that they can ventriloquize your mouth.It’s jacked. Jacked. To farm supercredits, you have to play the game. So now, not only do I have to log on to get into the SupaStore, I have to actually run missions to pay for things I want. What’s next? Indentured servitude. Debt slavery. NarrowHead shooting my dog again?
>>578132885my friend has 2000 hours and he refuses to play helldivers with me, wtf is this behavior called
>>578140013haha alright manyou rock
>>578140013It wouldn't be much of a problem if randoms actually explored maps and picked up the loot
>>578140013>250 sc1/3 of a big mac
never ever
>>578139105It was easy to drive and did not flip over enough for izzat farming r*ddit clips.
Helldivers 2 is the only game that I want to play but just cant bring myself to actually play it.
>>578139257Have you tried lowering the difficulty?
>>578140942Fuck, man. I just really want winter forests :<
>>578141161It will come this winter just like Oasis worlds came for the summer
>>578141280That's a nice thought, I'll believe it. Thanks anon.
What's she ordering?
>>578141127>don't feel like playing>remember pic related>play
>>578141127>thinking of playing HD2 all day while at work>come home>too fucking tired to play anything>fap and go to bed
>>578140942I'd be happy if more maps were just in the fucking daylight. I hate the swede's obsession with nighttime pissfog. I swaer 90% of operations are at night with shit visibility.
>>578139283I can't bring the gater as a stratagem.
>>578141493you know you can just pick them? the night/day areas are displayed on the holo map
>>578141568How can I pick a day mission when all of them are on the night side of the planet? I take it back. The distribution has got to be more like 95% night, 5% day.
>>578141493... Anon?
>>578141634works on my machine
>>578139398>>578141156They are newbies that plays casually. I've put them on diff 4 but they found it too boring so I upped it to D6. Then they just figured that they just dislike the squids front so they asked to dive somewhere else on D8.
>Devoid of Content update already losing players>Into the Unjust and Machine of Oppression still had more players and had more retentionGOOD THING YOU KILLED CULTISTS FOR ZOMBIE SHIT
Warbond trailer today
>>578141724>Then they just figured that they just dislike the squids frontmany such cases
>>578141772
>fail to destroy the Void>4 more planets will fall into it in 2 days>the campaign is still a successI'm not sure their galactic campaign system works very well
Just played my first game since the update. Take me a while to figure out where the fuck 80k divers were since only 20k were on the galactic map. The new planets are cool. The sheer amount of squid enemies is wild. It is good since it lowers the number of just harvester and meatballs and shitloads of voteless. I can deal with these new fucks as long as their numbers are varied and diverse. The SEAF drops are fucking amazing and much needed addition. Pretty cool fighting them now. Not boring at least. Glad to know the WASP still fucks hard and slaughters those club boys.
>>578141493>make pretty game>dedicate massive amounts of work to textures and lighting>blind the player with the excuse of difficulty
>>578141965>Sees were going to lose>Sends 4 invasions for no other reason but to farm izzat and laugh in our faceRedditors will tell you this is good GMing
>>578141426Who cares? Run her over.
>>578142046Based enjoyer
>>578142150bratty bot needs correction
Pic related rapes squids. They compliment each other so well.
>>578141468Are you me?
>You can see the exact moment people realized it was more zombies
>*kills an infinity of crushers in your path*
>>578141965It's beyond obvious what the script isWe liberate the void source planet, reclaim that part of the map, and the 4 contiguous, newly invaded, impossible to defend planets become the new voidin the end nothing has happened except we got a helmet
>>578142604>We liberate the void source planetBro...
>>578142604>We liberate the void source planet, reclaim that part of the mapIts a forced loss MO.
I LOVE EXPENDABLE WEAPONS THAT HOLD ZERO CONSEQUENCE FOR MY EXPERIENCE IF I DIE. I LOVE EXPENDABLE WEAPONS THAT I CAN SHARE WITH MY TEAM LIKE THE XMGS AND EATS.
>>578142715>>5781427304 days is a long time and includes Fri/Sat/Sunthey'll pretend it's a nailbiter over the weekend
>>578142604I think that it's obvious that something is going to happen with the 20, no 18, man elite squad traveling to the center of seasse. Meanwhile the DSS is getting Event Horizon'd. They obviously have some kind of phase-2 of this event planned. The current void assault is just a distraction of some sort.
>>578142715>>578142730>Projected to win by a large margin>Bro this is lame, anticlimactic ending>Predicted end result drops>Bro this is lame, forced loss MO
>>578143020Wow, its almost like these GMs dont know what theyre doing and this game has a serious issue with everything feeling like filler!
>>578142915I admire your optimism, but you're expecting too much. They always do text lore drops with events like this and it never leads anywhere.
>>578143125They also add some extra unit to the event artwork after we reach the high point of the event. The hive lord for oshaune, and the vox engine for cyberstan. We haven't see anything yet for this event. The real event finale is probably going to be on Calypso.
This game is proof a simple cutscene would go a long way
>>578142382boots are super effective btw
>>578143296GTA6 might be more your speed, brother
Meanwhile in DSS Ishimura
>hd2 was released 4 years agoOH MAH GAHthere's barely any content being added wtf
>>578143483retard
>>578143519no anon, that's the special military operationHD2 was released two years ago
>>578143020>Can only ever do with Joel demandsWe really, really fucking pissed him off when we pushed the bots off the map
>>578143296Don't even need a full cutscene. Make it like the old Homeworld games where the camera basically pans over some concept art while the narrative is narrated to you.
>>578143567My memory was tampered with by the squidsStill, I am not a fan of warbond-only new content. There should be a new warband similar in size to the basic one which you can buy for requisition credits/samples/medals only
>>578143742>There should be a new warband similar in size to the basic one which you can buy for requisition credits/samples/medals onlyyeah and it should be full of the slop that no one gives a shit about like the breaker nailspitter and stalwart battlement
>>578103609Kip hasn't made a good picture in eons after trooning out, just more and more comicslop going nowhere.
>>578143725going to have sex with that thing.
>>578143871A tragedy
>>578143968She should fear losing a foot from diabetes
>she
Will the Sweden ever good
>>578144347>hey buddy I think you've got the wrong general, the /umag/ is two blocks down
>>578144345A team? Mostly yesB team? Haha, no.
So do these teams they outsource to also have 13 months of mandatory paid vacation per year?
>>578142784Love me XMG.
>>578144635Wushu studios is in England so, no.
>>578144345will sweden finally get there shit together and make good updates in the future?
>played like 2 squidder operations>already can't be arsed to fight them anymoregod this faction sucks and this lacklustre joke of an update doesn't change that at all
>>578144345he died fighting for what he truly believed inare you?https://streamable.com/1bncyd
>Seaf dont target you bro you just have bad position-ACK
>>578145745Those mg seaf TK their own and others the most, I think I'm gonna shoot them on sight now.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242725082921/76561198043806764most likely squids>>578145567niggerfaggot
>>578145852NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW HECKING DARE YOU???? YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THE WHOLESOME CHUGGUS BLUEBERRINOES!!!!! FACE LE WALL RIGHT NOWWW!!!!
>>5781459593/4
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>>578101551Ironically everyone I talk to likes bots because they're substantially easier.
>>578145959FVLL
>>578145745where are all the “malicious code is not real” copera right now????
>>578145745>they copypasted the sentry forced kill logic>>578146239Don't say that, you'll hurt /hdg/'s feelings.
>>5781462072/4
>>578145745So I understand why sentries TK you, But why the fuck does seaf.
>>5781462073/4
>>578145745I've had a moment where I was covering a friend and a seaf ran behind me and started blasting my ass with it's MG despite having zero enemies in his line of sight.It caught a bullet to the head>don't kill the wittle bluebewwy fwendsfucked around found out
Did they buff harvesters?They seem to kill as fast as old flamethrower hulks.
>>578146605media literacy
>>578146239people like bots because their weakpoints make sense (shooting the vents), dropships are fun to shoot down, and their only real bullshit is when a cannon tower randomly decides to activate and lob a shell from one side of the map to the other and smoke someone
>>578146781Which makes them easier
>>578146753nothe bean does like 1000dps bro
>>578146753Just fucking keep moving???They are so easy to avoid.
>>578146605ISNT FRIENDLY FIRE SO FUNNY?ITS BECAUSE THEYRE DUMB AND CANT SHOOT STRAIGHT LOLITS FUNNY RIGHT?
>>578146207full
>Pwease don't kill the blueberries.If one of those fuckers puts a bullet in me, I WILL kill them for treason.
>>578146889>the bean??????????
>>578146889It didn't insta kill like this before. I know it said it did like 1400 but if it flicked you for a nano second it wasn't an insta death. I'm not really upset (granted I'm upset they stop firing the moment they hit an ally which is a gay mechanic)
>>578145745>crossplayWorking as intended. Console hosts are literal aids.
>>578146996>Pre-fires at you behind a wall>Flashes you for a quarter second from across the map and kills you instantlyYou can't really avoid that when that happens. Think it's the only thing that kills me on squids too - outside friendly fire from the mg seaf.>>578147003Its kinda funny, but it's the kind of funny that makes me only wanna play once in a blue moon.
>>578147071Weird, yesterday I got beamed for a good 1 second right after experimental infusion stim and survived in medium armor before deciding to dive
>>578146872its better to be easy and fun (bots and bugs) than it is to be easy and shit (squiggers)
>>578146872>bugs and squids are only hard because they're poorly designedNot a good look, swedebros.
>>578145745The other one even randomly turned to shoot into the group and killed another seaf right at the end
>>578143725>We really, really fucking pissed him off when we pushed the bots off the mapyou are a moron if you think that wasn't entirely 100% planned and allowed
>>578147223Huh.Y'know what?Maybe I'm retarded, and I've just been low hp each time. But I swear I've like dived out of the way and lost like 90% of my HP just crossing it for like a frame. Have to play more and see.
>>578147070Luv beans. Simple as.
>>578147324>>578143725Its more accurate to say we pissed him off at Poplix IX when we hard cucked him out of reddit creek 2. The following Bot MO had some random bullshit to disable DSS buffs and was never used or mentioned again. It was a clear moment where he was just having petty revenge.
>>578147275>>578147259>Its poorly designed because they're hardYeah okay bot-fags. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Next you'll say you use stims and blue strategems.
>>578147335Enemies can headshot you btw. Chances are the beam grazed your head hitbox and killed you instantly.
>>578147476>he lacks basic training in logic
>>578147476>squidfag uses guns and grenades
>>578147585Super earths training is infaliable retard
>>578147590Ironically squids are probably the only faction melee is viable if not strong against.
>>578147760Until they remove the cancel on damage hitreg melee is going to get shafted no matter what
>>578147857True, but you might as well wear a bubble shield if you're running melee and that gets around that.
>>578147760and melee isn't good against bugs because?
>>578147071I think they are more accurate now. Months ago they would randomly place their beams and track you with it.Yesterday one shot me straight trough the chest/head from the start and killed me within 0,7 seconds
>>578147989True with melee support weapons but they gave me a ballistic shield and I want to play as an out of touch knight
I want a dedicated melee weapon for a mech>inb4 THAT ISN'T TITALNFALL IT IS GRUNT FENTEZAY GAMEFug offI want my gatling + chainsaw mech
>>578148017bots and bugs are too hard to melee
>>578148295...the breakthrough, anon?
>Sloptuber Propaganda Commander (Dick Cleaner) gushing about how "pretty" the new biome is>Picrel was what they were amazed byThese people have zero standards
Give me ARS support suit instead. Even faster than oxygenator, even more slide distance. Also an opposite support suit that gives even more armor, ergo and recoil boost.
I want the orbital laser to chase seafs
>>578147335Also diving usually works against you. I found that just contuing to walk penpardicular (idk the word) directly to your left or right lets you survive easier and beam becomes much more predictable.
>>578148441I want mech with a chainsaw or with a fistor better yet - a modular system where I can pick the loadout
>Muffled screams when we poison the spawning pool>The water turns acidic and hurts our diversB-Bwos...?
>>578148632People play with fog on?
>>578148965not everyone needs cheats to be good at the game, anon
>seaf squad drops>MG seaf pours lead into the back of my mech>turn around so I'm blocking it with the shield>completes his mag dump into my shield>walk over and stomp him into the dirt>didn't take any fire from the enemy during this time
Does anyone use tanks?Like *ever*?I haven't seen one in random lobby since Cyberstan
Seriously, what's the whole purpose of Arc weaponry?>the damage they deal isn't appreciably stronger than regular weapons>except it has a very good chance of TKing teammates thanks to the chaining feature>only the Arc Grenade and Blitzer have a chance of not killing teammates if they're wearing a 50% Arc damage resist armor, everything else requires Electrical Conduit>and the stun on pretty much all of them is worthless or literally nonexistentLike, I guess if you have a 4-stack who are all wearing Electrical Conduit and all equipped with Arc weaponry it would be a nice meme, but otherwise this shit is aggressively bad and not conducive to teamplay. There isn't even a hidden upside to "mastering" this shit, you just have to gimp your own killing potential to avoid shocking teammates, and the crowd control it offers is worse than Gas.This shit needed an overhaul at least a year ago. Is there some hidden cabal at AH who religiously main this shit at D6 and are perfectly satisfied with its performance? Because I don't see any reason why it hasn't been addressed after all this time.
>>578149236You need a buddybud for it
>>578149236I see a tank every other /hdg/ lobbyPubs are averse to cooperation
>>578149242>what's the whole purpose of Arc weaponry?Shooting at voteless mobs on urban maps at low difficulties
>oh nice they added a new subfaction to the illuminate, I wonder how this will shake up the strategy of the front>they still job to the flak launcher
>place GL emplacement to blast squids>Seaf decide to run into the grenades like labradors chasing tennis balls>"TRAITOR DETECTED">suddenly combustwhat in the fuck
>>578149242They saw that one chinese cheater webm and went ballistic, and have since forgot about the entire class of weapons.
>>578149236they've been one of the strongest stratagems in the game since they were added, twofold thing for me>they make things REALLY easy and one note, you just need basic cooperation and you shred everything in front of you- and most content doesn't demand that>pubs are stupid and antisocial and you need communication for the tank to work
why the fuck are fleshmobs immune to stun?
>>578149493Swedoid game design is that only DPS matters
>>578149493>stunsub lvl25 newcuties are so cute!
>>578148017unironically because bile titan is too tall
>>578149493Same reason why they nerfed the urchin despite having low usageThey're retarded and feel that for some reason stun is too strong
>>578148880It appeals to my vore fetish.
>>578149493it's not, unless they're mid chargethey just need a lot of buildup
I tried to get my brother to play the game so I could recruit him as tank crew but he dropped the game because he only had one non-base warbond after 33 hours.It is your moral right and obligation to cheat SC.
>>578149117The friendly fire is too much, these aren't mindless sentries they're supposed to be actual fucking people with eyeballs but they'll shoot right through each other and players and keep shooting into you without stopping. If they could at least fix it to an understandable degree of accidental friendly fire thats somewhat plausible it'd be fine but this shit is beyond unfeasibly retarded.
>>578149726To be honest newcuties should stay on D7 for the first 100 hours to get SC and to actual get the hang of the game.Did you make him jump straight to D10?
>>578149782what's worse is that they're supposed to idolize the helldivers yet they don't bother checking if we're in their LoS before dumping a full mg mag in a fucking voteless
>>578148880Learn about ceremorphosis and then you will not feel bad for killing the tadpoles of a faction inspired by mindflayers.
>>578149838I did not.I actually tried to get him to raise the difficulty a few times but he always hovered around 5 or 6.
What are the chances of SE being destroyed like in the first game?
>>578149348I thought they got rid of the traitor-stuff for killing excess of "friendlies".
>>578149348>He wanted to use weapons with AoE on maps full of friendly NPCs.
>>578149971maybe they reintroduced it just like the enemies focusing our vehicle AGAIN
we really just need a new good halo or equivalent so people stop trying to treat the comedy slapstick ratfuck three front war by an inept autocracy as a genuine fight for humanity's soul and get mad when it isn't treated as such by the story or gameplay
>>578149954It's datamined that if we lost battle of Super Earth, it'll get razed and we move our home base elsewhereAlso in HD1, Super Earth gets destroyed and forces humanity to find another "Super Earth"
>>578150039>friendly NPC
>>578146605Two options>AH just lazily slapped the targeting logic from the sentries onto the SEAF gunners>"Hahah wouldn't it be so funny and random if SEAF troopers sometimes went out of their way to kill you for no reason?"Either way it's because of sweden
>>578149971Only for things like Barrages and mines.
how about a warbond then
>Heres your content
The Helldivers movie will bring the Mobilize 2 warbond and save the game
>kill SEAF>"ohnonono you killed a CIVILIAN, pay up">kill too many SEAFs >"ohnonono you are a traitor, and you killed too many CIVILIANS, pay up and DIE"Like let me commit warcrimes in peace? I should be killed only if I leave the mission area for too long or kill/destroy mission objectives.Everything else is SE shooting itself in the foot for no reason.Like, this isn't true sociopathic and psychopathic law enforcement. A good helldiver doing well should be worth more than anything else, and there shouldn't be anyone controlling minor mishappenings like me genociding SEAFs because I'm bored.
>>578150389>Everything else is SE shooting itself in the foot for no reason.Why should they let a raging faggot kill people for no reason?
>>578149954>you now remember when super earth had two moons in the skybox
>>578150460I told you, retard: I'm the protagonist completing the mission. If you kill the protagonist acing the mission, you get less mileage out of him.They should at least bring back the old traitor system instead of the new one, since the old one was easy to evade, while the new one spawns a fuck you explosion on top of you.
if Seafs gets retarded and get in my LoS I'm getting punished.But one seaf mow down my team and his own and I can't execute the fucker?
>>578150553"muh ego" isnt an argument.
>>578150323>we're down to 11 people nowSo what will we find deep below, the Veil or the Man in the Wall?
>>578150323I'm starting to think we didn't send our best and brightest scientists to solve the void problem.
>The science team is turning into cultistsBravo Arrowhead
>>578150618>Man in the WallI am rzminded that protoframe are a thing now and I hate you for it
>>578150606You are stupid.It's not the ego: it's the strategic advantage.They are destroying strategic assets because "muh feelings got hurt and useless people died", it's not true psychopathic behaviour. They are putting worthless niggers and inbred browns over the mission's success.
>>578150713What's the matter anon? Aren't you looking forward to AH implementing a romance-system for no fucking reason?
>>578150718>destroying strategic assetsIt's more like replacing a defective part.>>578150713RAP TAP TAP
>>578150718>"muh feelings got hurt and useless people died"the irony of you saying this while you just made a cry-post about how youre the main character and you shouldnt face consequences for killing people.
>>578150323>>578150627>"the singing geometry"One of the most obvious LLM things to say, ever.
And we are now at less than 50% of the game's population on the MO planet. Everyone say "good job Arrowhead" for creating the most lame and boring event in the history of this game (so far)
>>578150718>'I'M the protagonist, the only one that matters is ME! I'M the most important!'>'No, this isn't ego'
>>578150843To be fair its the middle of the night on a worknight but still. Its grim. Even during peak hours it barely hit 60%
>>578150843But it's better than hive worlds (the most bugged title update ever, to the point they had to fucking shelf an entire subfaction for months) and Cyberstan (zero content progression between the start and the end of the cyberstan invasion)
Jesus, you are all retarded:>>578150803>It's more like replacing a defective part.No, it's not. >>578150815>>578150878It's factually and canonically true that if a super helldiver that doesn't die for whole operations and kills thousands of enemies alone he's an outlier. If you kill him because he started killing worthless SEAFs that kill maybe one enemy and then die, you are sacrifying an extremely important strategic asset for the sake of morality.
>>578150878I read that in her voice>Mows down people for no reason>Gets traitor barraged>"IM THE VICTIM!"
>>578151004Sounds like youre overestimating your worth if theyre willing to btfo you when you start killing civies for no reason. Check your ego.
>>578150782the day they reveal Valkyr only for her to be a mulato or black kween like Garuda is the day I toss this shit into the sun. I don't get why they thought that this was a good idea
>>578121381reminder that you are a useless monkey nigger and your brown fingers are using white man tech
>>578121381Weird headcanon
>>578151108No, I'm not overestimating the worth of the helldivers that got traitor barrage'd, they were statistical anomalies turning the tides of the galactic war.It's a claim backed up by real numbers.There's no ego to check either, because those helldivers are dead, my little brown inbred friend.
>>578149954Rather than an ongoing stalemate where nothing can fundamentally change because that would mean missing out on certain kinds of content, they should have done campaigns where we have a war for a few months and can either lose or win it before resetting the board for another. Automated enemy factions with only a little input or nudging from devs which will attack at will and have limited resources like raising resistance on one of their planets makes all the others actually lower. Makes it feel more organic and gives the players more agency and impact.
Time's up, Helldiver. I can save them, all of them.But you have to want it... let's say we shake on it.
I just indiscriminately used cluster launcher against squids and killed a bunch of seaf and didn't get traitor barrage'd. must be a personal issue
>>578151117They won't make a valkyr protoframe, nobody would buy the skin when you can just buy her heirloom instead.
>>578151236>because those helldivers are deadYet here you are. Crying about being blown the fuck out. Sounds like the problem here is you.
>>578151216squid nerve gas very tragic
>>578151317I'm not a helldiver, my little nigger LARPing troon.
>>578150718Would you listen to this faggot?>I should be allowed to kill anyone I want without consequence because IM THE ONLY ONE WHO MATTERS>Its not about ego btwThere is a painfully obvious answer that you're overlooking because your head is so far up your ass you can see daylight. Its Super Earth doing a COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS of your performance. You can do a few warcrimes and they'll take it out of your pay because you're still getting the job done. Once it becomes clear that you're killing more civilians than you're worth, they quickly dispose of you.Helldivers might be the elite of Super Earth's forces, but hundreds of millions die on literally every single campaign. When their cost-benefit analysis shows that you're statistically killing more SEAF/Helldiver candidates than you're worth, they dispose of you and drop in a new one because that's how little you matter to the grand scheme of the campaign. You proved that you're not worth more to Super Earth than the civilians and now you're mad, congratulations.
>>578151350The only consistent factor with your cry-posting is you.
>>578151297they made a wisp and saryn protoframe don't underestimate their retardation
>>578151397Yes, and those don't have heirlooms.
>>578151374He's here crying is because his izzat got threatened.
>>578151374SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM TRAITOR BARRAGE! I AM DIVERHELL I FUCK YOUR MOM
>>578151374> killing more civilians than you're worthAgain: flat out wrong conclusion.I'm saying SE is retarded and running wrong calculations and killing valueable assets for no real reason I'm right. If you want to defend a stupid mechanic, go ahead and write more useless drivel.
>>578151465Mag and Frost have both. But they fucked up and made the heirlooms forever unavailable ever again.
>>578151559How hard is it for you to understand that you're not a "valuable asset".
>>578151559>Again: flat out wrong conclusion.Apparently not since youre here crying about the game killing you after you killed a bunch of people.>I'm saying SE is retarded and running wrong calculations>"Everyone else is wrong but me">"no its not about ego"
>>578151572Yeah so it works, and the ones that bought those won't buy the proto skins because they just only play frost and mag now to brag about their limited skins. Just like excal prime owners.
>>578151597>>578151608Helldivers clearly are.It shows on their paycheck that they can kill all the SEAFs they want, as long as they don't kill too many in a short time window.You should know this, because it's a game mechanic.Conclusion: retarded niggers.
>>578151719What if I told you its about a Code of Conduct Helldivers are meant to follow and youre too brown to understand this concept?
>>578151270You wont get it unless you damage only seaf. Basically its only a problem to total trash cans, such as the vocal shitters in this sub.
>>578151719Helldivers are valuable.You are not.
>>578151779>in this sub.
>go to sleep>return to brown meltdownThe biggest case for Arrowhead getting their shit together and giving us regular content updates would be the immediate uptick in quality of the discussion ITT that'd come with itBecause this is only slightly less pathetic than Dtidetroons or DRGgers
Stop fighting
>>578151858nta but hdg is effectively an extention of the helldivers subreddit you share all of the same opinions but with more slurs
>>578151765>what if [headcanon]You will never be a woman.>>578151816>retarded nigger moving the goalpostSee, this is why you are a worthless faggot that shouldn't join internet discussions: you can't make ideological distinctions and extrapolate from contexts, everything needs to be spelled out for you, because you are a jeeted nigger with a low IQ.
>578151719>Get penalized for killing SEAF >"Oh, this MUST mean that I can mow them down by the dozens">Get killed for doing it>"What the fuck why would they shoot ME for mowing them down???">"No, they must be wrong, because I'm the most important person in the world"Now that's prime pajeet behaviour, you shan't get a (you) from me. Keep screaming in your poop slums
>>578151917Is that real?
>>578151350Ah, you must be a Marathon player.>>578151919(You)
>>578151924>You will never be a woman.And you will never be the main character.
>>578150553Someone who is willing to kill friendlies can't be valued on their combat skill anymore because they are a potential liability
>>578151779>subyou have to go back
>>578151910Funfact, no man's sky gets content updates quicker than it takes Arrowhead to put out a single patch that fixes a crash when going into a menu in fullscreen mode while playing the game on polish with chinese voices.
>>578151374>Super Earth doing a COST-BENEFIT ANALYSISWhats the cost benefit of having citizens turn into mindless masses instead of turning any setlement into a napalm deathpit the momebt Illuminate set foot on their soil?
>>578151971nta but he is not wrong. you come here because redit is heavily moderated and this place isnt.
>>578151960Yeah, you can get one for 40$
>>578151917ok Robutt Im sorry
>>578151973I'm not the main character, the helldivers I play are, you dumb faggot.>>578152002SE is supposed to be le hecking bad psychopathic regime, chuddy. A distinguished helldiver is worth as much as an army of SEAFs.
This has to be a troll.
>>578152034You can't just say "nta" every time and expect people to believe it.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242730745824/76561198066017633
>>578152096Not about ego, btw
>>578152058Looks suspicious, but I choose to believe you.
>>578152096>SE is supposed to be le hecking bad psychopathic regime, chuddy.Source?
>>578152096>A distinguished helldiver is worth as much as an army of SEAFs.A distinguished Helldiver is.You are not a distinguished Helldiver.
rajesh slowly throwing away his final izzat
>>578152191If only you bothered learning the words you use, before throwing them around.>>578152209Reddit, twitter, and other retarded niggers.>>578152229Irrelevant to the argument. Even if a distinguished helldiver like that existed, he would be immediately traitor barrage'd the moment he kills too many worthless SEAFs.
>>5781521452/4
>>578152340You get mad when your self-proclaimed main characters die from a self-inflicted incident. Not about ego btw
>>578152340A distinguished Helldiver obviously wouldn't indiscriminately bomb civilians and SEAF. The fact that you're too fucking stupid to understand that speaks to the depths of your arrogant retardation.
>>578152340>Reddit, twitter, and other retarded niggers.I need an official non fan fiction source
>>578152340A distinguished helldiver wouldn't get traitor barraged because he wouldn't be doing things that gets him traitor barraged.Ergo, since you got traitor barraged, you are not a distinguished helldiver. You're a retard that needs to be put down like a dog.
>>578152138nta but that would quite literally be the reason you use this site and not the alternatives.
>>578152425>you get madNo, I get annoyed at your inability to understand the inconsistency I'm pointing at. The inconsistency itself is whatever, it's just an intellectual device to drive discussion.>>578152507No, you are a retarded faggot.A distinguished helldiver could be a killing machine, and when bored he could kill a lot of SEAFs getting in his way. His previous accomplishments would have to be factored.>>578152510Reddit writes this game.>>578152517>inability to digest a hypotheticalGenuine kek.
>the 380 barrage patterns all have the position of the beacon as a safe zoneTime to aurafarm.
>>578152692>No, I get annoyed at your inability to understand the inconsistency I'm pointing at.I understand that you dont want to be punished for killing your allies and instead of simply not killing your allies you decided to cry about it.
>>578152779Wrong assumption.If you had better empathy, you would have been able to figure it out.
>>578152772my friend tried that and the very first shell that fell landed on his head while he did the laugh emote
>>5781521452/4 still have 1 harvester surge mission left let's find out if it works
>>578152692>flip flops>no saar it is you who is the inability to hypothetical!!Your main character is currently rotting in the mud.The only reason it took so long was because the cost of ending your pathetic life was in question.They'd have used a rock if possible.
>>578152835>Wrong assumption.Nope. Correct assumption. You just had several cry-posts coping about logistics in a video game and how youre the main character
>>578152692Do you know how many Helldivers have died total since the game launched? 7,543,926,247 as of the time that I started posting this. Its already up another few thousand as I'm writing.You are 0.000000013256% of the total Helldivers lost in the campaign. You are worth nothing. By killing SEAF and civilians, you are proving that you are not a worthwhile investment and so you are immediately replaced because any contributions you think you're making do not matter.
>>578152692This guy really woke up to start arguments in the helldiver subreddit
>>5781521453/4
>coping and defending how logistics are perfectly thought and in line with morals in a game in which logistics and morals are complete afterthoughts
>>578153291>logistics>an afterthoughtNow you're being retarded for realsies.
>saaaaar your gallon of swigger cum, saar coom redeem
>>578152145here is your lust provoking imeeji now redeem the lobby
What's the build here
https://www.helldads.org/code-of-conduct
>>578153595i ain't clickin thatpost a screencap
>>578152145Diving with 3
>>578153572There is no build. You just die.Alternatively, autocannon.>>578153595>it's dolphin porn
>>5781535724 hellbombs
>>578153621>>578153647The HellDads community exists to bring together parenting Helldivers, like‑minded gamers, and supportive allies. Whether on Reddit, Discord, or in‑game, we follow a single Code of Conduct. Our moderators are committed to keeping HellDads a welcoming, family-friendly community for everyone. Whether you need assistance with a conflict, have concerns about behavior, or just need some guidance, don’t hesitate to reach out, your experience and comfort matter to us.1. Uphold Good Parenthood ValuesKeep things family‑friendly, constructive, and civil. We are a global community with members from different countries, cultures, and time zones, so be mindful and respectful of diverse perspectives and communication styles. No harassment, insults, racism, trolling, or inappropriate language.Younger members (“HellSpawns”) under the age of 16 are welcome as part of our community when participating together with a parent or legal guardian. Parents are responsible for their child’s behaviour and ensuring these rules are followed at all times.
>>578153572to dive somewhere else
>>578153572Wasp turbo-rapes squids
>>5781521454/4
>>578153709>Reddit, Discord, or in‑game, we follow a single Code of ConductSorry, i'm not a homosexual
>>578146207gg
>>578153831SeafSwedishEnforcedAggressiveFaggotry
>hey why can't I kill NPCs indiscriminately? I'm the main character I should be able to do whatever I want!
>>578146207ggz frens, its so Blue like a Monday, this New Order must be stopped
>>578154424Now that the dust has settled and he's gone, I can admit he was right.
>>578146207ggs fellas
>Level 22 with eruptor and sentry spam>It was to be expected.
>>578154482True I miss himWe need to kill whoever we want its just a video game
>>578154571>got stim-moggedbwo..
>>578141493>I swaer 90% of operations are at night with shit visibility.truth nuke one reason i hate going into the bug front even more shitty visibility
Newfag here, what sector and load out to choose for fun?
>>5781521453/4 again
>>578153831Assuming that's a sentry and not a seaf, I do not understand how people are so retarded with sentries. You don't move in a straight line from them to the enemy. You don't do that with seafs either, or your buddies.
>>578154856You can throw your sentry as far away as humanely possible in any direction, that little shit will still find a way to fill you with bullets anyway
>>578155002tololo
>>578155053Works on my PC
>>578155002you could say your girl was in the frontline of the eagle2
>>578153572Lib CarbineBolt GunMelta MineSupply PackSpeargun2 free stratagem
>>578155092That's not her name
>>578153572SickleDaggerNapalmAMRFire Mines120mmBarrage
>>578155002>>578155092The first thing I thought watching that webm is that in order to shoot I had to press 4. What a fucking trip.
>>578155280You look like you'd be on a Frontline for Girls
>>578155818Fucking hate this bitch so much it's unreal.
Science team status?
>>578156004They're doing fine
>>578156004Our elite 8-man science team has found salvation at the core.
>>578154759If you're really new, I'd say just fight terminids and use whatever. They're definitely the most straightforward group to fight while you learn how the game works.TLDR for the others, automatons use a lot of ranged and high armor while illuminate use a balance of melee and ranged and have low armor.
>>578156250>I did use to have a wife, but they took her in the divorce
>>578153572The designated Illuminate destroyer
>>578152145still 3/4 in mission
>>578154759Please correct me /hdg/, but isn't Democratic Detonation the go to warbond after the basic one?- Eruptor- Thermite Grenade- Grenade Pistol- Exploding Crossbow- Fortified passive (good against bots for starters to simply avoid getting killed all the time)>>578154856>>578153831Always try to find proper elevation for sentries. Any hill, platform that gets above you is far better.
I need more content Arrowhead
>>578157073Yea, DemDet is the best gameplay-related warbond to get.One could argue Servants of Freedom is better since Ultimatum just rapes D10, or control group for warp pqck to make SC grinding easier, but DemDet is just a blindly good recommendation.
>>578153572I found cremator, shotgun or AR primary, and heavy pen pistol works good.
I have all the warbonds.If I were forced to start over and pick one again as my first, I'd pick either Dust Devils (fun and cool) or ExoExperts (overpowered, fun and cool)
>>578155818She looks like she can lose to the one who breaks tables by sitting seductively on them.
>>578157073>>578156347uhuh, so basically earning R (whatever it is) for basic equipment and bonds for more advanced stuff?
>>578159161>>578159161>>578159161NEW
>>578154856The correct way to deal with sentries is to just shoot them.
>>578159215this thread will get deleted againsomeone else bake
>>578158764yea
>50% on new biome major story event closer MOlol lmao squids are a joke. Compare to hives or cyberstan.This update is a L regardless of the cultist situation.They at least had foresight to know this, the MO literally doesn’t matter, the story is scripted.The attack on the void planet was a distraction to get the digteams in, and now the little digteam updates in the dispatches are driving the story independent of player retention.
What armor effects for illuminates should I be considering? I've just been running the Prototype armor with the 95% arc resistance. Electrical Conduit. What else is legit? Just so scared of that lightning!
>>578164794Excluding Siege-Ready and True Grit which are always top tier?Inflammable so you can spam fire.Advanced Filtration so you can spam gas.Reduced Signature to avoid niggas.Ballistic Padding to prevent chest bleed from Wretches.ODST armor (unironically) to prevent leg injuries from Wretches.I believe in the last two because those are two of the most common ways I eat shit when I get swarmed. Once your legs go or you start chest bleeding, and you have no stims, it's gg.
