Day 1 of main event:IW vs TSpirit — 2-0VISION vs BB — on right nowLiquid vs Yandexhttps://www.twitch.tv/dota2tihttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/The_International/2026>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2>>578129564
first for WR!
Grubby
BB seems to have an easier win condition
post hoodwink
in gondar we trust
>"Yeah it is interesting">>>these two actually have zero chemistry and seem not to like each other much
>>578142361getting killed
>>578142408you're being media illiterate again
>buy pipe>farm creepsjust like my pubs
>4v1>can't get the kill>nearly happens a second time
Buff Hoodwink
THE RAPE IS STARTING
>>578142408the super gay sounding guy just kills all the energy, no fucking emotion doesn't even react or just goes "oh..." it's pissing me off
>>578142467pump hoodwink
>>578142271I need that cute little hand slapping my penis
who's winning?
make bird
>>578142271I hear this girl has a bodycount in the hundreds, but she doesn't fuck Dotards
>>578142467>100% pickrate>0% winratewhen will they learn
Bounty is such a worthless hero. He's a walking creep.
Why is no one picking my boy? Did he get nerfed
BH nigging about
should wards really give this much gold
When is it time for our boy?>GIVE ME ALL THE FARM, I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
when will the retard pros understand that you cant just send couriers with bounty hunter on the map
>no dustAh, just like my pubs
>nigger their gem>entire team rage tps ontop of youlmao
league of legends ahh hero
>snapfirewhat does this hero DO
looks like techies + bounty were grief picks. you can only have 1 shitter support, not 2.
NOT LIKE THIS
Why doesn't The International do this? >>578142607Shame on valve
>pick broken cent/kez/ww in the same game>winwow, how cool :)
>>578142885cookies!)
shout out to BH very useful in fights
>>578142579no one fucks dotards, maybe only gay men or fat chicks.
these are the worst gank attempts i've ever seen
the techies pick was a throw
>get to upper bracket qualifiers>time to draft no damageTeams keep doing this every damn year
>>578142930>pick gondar and techies and honeypot snapfire mid>losethere's the real problem
I MISSTOBYDOTA IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT TOBY>he did blah blah blah to womenDO NOT BELIEVE ANY FOID EVER
How the hell does satanic farm so much? That's insane...
>techies???
Why the fuck did they pick techies
>dark seer>snapfire>bounty>techiesMANLET TEAM MANLET TEAM
holy shit vision is inting so fucking hard that it isn't funny anymore.
thisgame is fucking over on my screen
>icex3 at tiour little daryl has come so farhttps://files.catbox.moe/f21a4t.mp4
>>578143036have u ever heard the expression...
>win laning phase>don't win any teamfight or gank sincewtf
>4 protect 1 draftwhat is puppey doing?
>Gabe still favours Vision with 70% win chanceHow broken is Lone Druid??
>>578143126cmonbruh
>>578142961yeah gg go next, they can't solve the winter wyvern problem
So bounty is basically a roaming loot piñata? Find him and get a few hundred gold.
How come nobody picks a silencer? Supports cannot afford bkbs
>Sucks up all the gold and xp>feeds it to the enemy team one bear at a timeWhat is this strategy called??
>>578143223lone druid could win the game alone. that's why techies and bh are feeding kills to BB
>>578143401tinker 2.0
>>578143362Its tactical feeding
>>578143401The bulldog manouver
>>578142775im sad they didn't even try to give NTS his tinker just for a fun time.
>>578143401winning
LD being 4 levels behind the BB cores despite farming all game is not a good look
2 of the most boring teams playing lol after that great first series
>>578143126BASED
BELIEVE THE PUPPAN DRAFTJUST ONE TEAM FIGHT WIN WITH TRACK KILLS
holy fuck I hate techies
>playing at 20-30 minutes like it's a 60-70 minute gamei'm not having funpush the towers or something
>pick bh>don't kill anything?
>riki mentionedfree him
WHY is nothing happeningwhat happened to dota 2 this might as well be league of legends it's just farm farm farm do nothing farm farm farm. less than one kill per minute deadlock won
LMAO ROOT
NEVER ANY DOUBT
beautiful 322.
BH was unironically feeding on purpose btw
>20 mins to win a single team fight>5k gold swing Bounty is not a serious hero
>>578143757root isnt rng anymore
>>578143816so what it's still funny
this game is gonna go 60+ minutes which means we, paravision chads, are all going to get 95th+ percentile points
BRING BACK THE REAL TECHIES
Techies are such fucking dogshit....why even bother
>>578143748can't pick him when he's already in the crowd
>>578143957good for preventing hg with DSit's obvious they're going for a rat LD game
>>578143936Count me in t. 290% creep score 220% GPM
Can /ourkike/ and /ourzigger/ come back from this?
how the fuck do you push hg against this draft? It's all about LD split push
if BB wins my bracket is so fucked.
techies mines do literally no damage
>centaur going for 10(TEN) strength instead of 30% double edge damagewhy
can kez attack from the centaur cart
>>578144007B-but beat will get outscaled....
>>578144134because you're typing here and he's playing on your screen, think about taht.
sex with lina
>>578144142only ult goes off, if cast before being carted, i think
>>578144142just like every hero yes
>>578144134it's just better, you are bad lol
>>578144184shut up noob
>>578144142Yes. The cart is mostly for disengage from the bear.
>>578144198non-consensual sex with medusa
>push hg>loselmao i was like lmao
Here comes the BH + Bear + Travels gameplay
yoink ~3k gold
>>578144354dude dota 2 sucks so much ass these days no wonder icefrog quit working on it
>>578144316>skadi piercing bkbdamn, why'd they remove that
BB-sisters... did we get too cocky?
>>578144354It's pure cancer almost exactly fucking why the base high ground is a non-issue in deadlock
how is bear balance?
what the fuck was that matchfixing
will ld live after ti
>>578144547pls dont talk about irrel games in this thread, tyvm
Gaben knew better
>ww blink, colorized
>>578144484>the one in charge of the direct of the game quit directing the game because it was shit
>>578144621It would take a massive overhaul to fix the problems with dota 2, and that's why he just decided to make a new game. Eventually players just get too good and optimize everything. They tried reworking a ton of stuff but none of it really worked. IMO they should have done something different about high ground sieging instead of all the shard talent facet stuff but oh well
THE RIVER IS ALL MINED LMAO
>cant push hg so you're left farming for ages but now 6 slotted bear can teleport wherever thanks to bh>even if they tried to push, ds/techies would disrupt it instantlyhonestly a really, really good draft and strategy by vision. makes sense they went 4-0 in group stages.
>>578144735but shartlock already has its own set of problems thoughand that shit isn't even out of """"ALPHA""""
killing bear should kill LD
>curses bear instead of dark seer next to himreport
>>578144762Tbh it looked like shit in the beginning, but Puppan knew better. This time though he has people who can execute his insane strats
>>578144762Really poor for fantasy score
AND YOU FUCKERS WHERE DOUBTING
>just kill the bear, duh>can't kill the bearIT'STHATEZ
lina just waltzes up to rosh and dies lol gg
>StickyBASED MODS
>doubting puppey draft
>1st Rosh for Vision is 50 mins in...
no one just griefed them by getting the invulnerable meatwagon killed
Kez is the most honeypot core in the entire game and will keep sabotaging teams in the brackets now.
kinda funny how theres no chinese teams left and teams are still ricing
>"We finally killed the bear">"Now we can... keep sitting in base"BB's plan is to lose but slower
mindrape kino
>>578145027Satanic can just respawn the bear ~3 times. It's busted, LD will get nerfed after this TI
you DID pick Satanic and Noone as your core duo in fantasy right?
no way noone doesn't just blink in and immediately lose this
SAY SORRY
how fucked am i?
>>578144784maybe, but i also dont want to commit sudoku when i get peruvian retards that pick afk farming heroes in deadlockactually there are no peruvians so it's already better
>>578144893?
>>578145161of course
>>578145161I picked vision for all 3 banners.
>>578145161of course but I don't have a creeps emblem>>578145206that's pretty good, just shame about no teamfight on mid
>>578145212instead it's populated by the same set of retarded ruskies and trannies idk if that's better chief
>2x Daedalus + RapierHONEST DOTA
ok I haven't seen more than 1 daedalus in a decade. how does crit stack these days?
>>578145206>runes grabbed 280%easy top 95%
>techies>rat bear>bountylmao
>pick LD so it's +1 hero>pick techies so it's -1 hero>feng shui balanced and sure to winflawless plan
>all those fucking minefieldshttps://youtu.be/OOfmZkXJFHw?si=g_1zhpRSvYTF6Vra
in bounty hunter we trust
>cratelock
Linas smelly armpits.
>>578145312I think every source of crit rolls independently, and when you proc multiple, you get the damage of the highest damage crit
Linabros...
Doubters?
This TI is already looking pretty kino
>>578145296>idk if that's better chiefit isat least trannies want to play the gameperuvians queue on NA just to get back at whitey and pick pos 5 sniper
keep in mind snap was even stronger before
>Techies rapierInshallah!
Look at the map lmfao does techies not have a bomb limit anymore
>"Hurr durr techies and bounty shit picks."WHOS LAUGHING NOW
>>578145441why is her hat mad at her what is he saying
>bear killing rax + tower in less than 10 secondswow what a fun and balanced hero, i for one am glad that this fine design is allowed to exist in the game , so fun!
i thought pl/dusa was bad years and years ago, but the current state might be even worse.
>>578145494JUST BAN IT
EL PRESIDENTE
>>578145480me, at gpk for being shit
Lina's warm corpse.
>>578145259>>578145315somehow i missed that i could reroll the options so i spent a lot of tokens changing good banners because i thought i was being forced to gamble the least bad option...
>>578144514fucking shit the bed
>6k HP deleted from one ability from Snap
why isnt snap eating moon shard
>>578145469well dota is dead in na so it's not like you really have a choice lmao
RAZ RAPIRKA DVA RAPIRKA ALEXANDER YURICH
Dukalis really turned the river into Balkans.
>4:20PM and the 3rd game of the day isn't even over yetowari
>lose every team fight early-to-mid game>win late gamekek
>>578145598sovl
>BEARS ARE RATSBEARS ARE RATS>BEARS ARE RATSBEARS ARE RATS>BEARS ARE RATSBEARS ARE RATS
>>578145593it's 3:20pm there. he has to wait until night to eat it fucking tourists don't know anything about doto
He finally made the god team and solved dota
Admiral Bulldog looking up from hell and smiling
puppan I kneel
DON'T DOUBT HIS DRAFT, BOY
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
>>578145598now this is ebin
THERE'S NOTHING BB CAN DO LMAO, IT'S JUST A SLOW DEATH THEY HAVE NO BUILDINGS LEFT AND THEY CANNOT PUSH HG
>>578145674>Play againt late game enemy draft>don't end the game early>lose
LE BALANCED TOWER EATING BEAR OF 100% UPTIME
Psychic Damage
>tiptoeing around the mapWelcome Back Remote Mines
pari will initiate some fight and bear kill base
>picks techies to guarantee late game>picks LD and Snap for the ultra late game super damage>winsEL PRESIDENTE IS THE BEST!
https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90?si=f6WglSp6voe_VL56
Gabe looked better during this opening ceremony than in 2026. What is fueling him ? Hopes and dreams for the bright future of DotA 2 ?
Godz is cumming himself to death as we speak
>>578145823He visitied my fjord with his new boat a month ago, he seemd well when I saw him
>press one ability>kill heroLE EPIC SNAPFIRE OF LATE GAME
>literally everyone getting one shot>70 minutes into the game>/d2g/ shitters will still pretend that supports are op and literally never die and you can't even kill them in a stun combo and you can never one shot anything
>>578145823ozempic and his fleet of 50 trillion dollar yachts
THIS GAME LMAO
i wake up early for that?
noone LMAO
Massive aura loss from Noone
PV NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578145870No way...
What the fuck this is just like my pubs :DDDDDD
insane match
can i get a quick rubdown on iron v spirit game 2
WHAT THE FUCK SNAP
LAMO NOONE
why the fuck are there infinite mines lmao
All according to plan
Puppy I kneel. A crown for the prince
Throws!
Aw comon, you had em....
lolmao
my wife!
>i do so much damage im a god i bet i can 1 hit the thronehes just like me fr
>>578145893>just get to 70 minutes browhy didn't I think of that
>78 minute match prediction about to come true
Poop3y draft will outmuscle the slav throw from NoOne
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578146027>>578146023HIROOOOOOOO
>>578145968It was a stomp.
https://jiggie.fun/VVckKW
SLURPER KINO
DEFEND THE THROOOOOOOOONEEEEE
I LOVE DOTA FUCK!
PV is going to lose this arn't they.
>Satanic not lvl 28
BASE RACED
>>578146051almost, 77:27, that rounds down to 77.
This is so cool.
WHAT THE FUCK
they can hodl but they can never go out
fucking finally
>Less kills than the enemy team>Somehow still winZamn
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
modern dota is a travesty, we need to go back to 2016
WHAT A GAMEI APOLOGIZE TEAM VISION
HOW MANY FUCKING RAPIERS ARE THERE
League could never
WEW ladswell memed
RAT DOTKA IS SO BACK, SECOND GAME ENDS WITH 4+ ENEMIES ALIVE
Kino match bros.Puppey the soul of DOTA.
I haven't watched pro dota in years and this match made me feel like i was really missing out
and it's gone
>>578146191>newbab never seen a rat game before
BASED DRAFTBASED ITEMIZATIONBASED PUPPEY
>>578146213I thought the exact same thing but like, actually. League could never be this silly. Dota is so peak because there's so much bullshit
>>578143401The strategy is called winning the dota game.
HONEST STATUS: ACHIEVED
hope BB wins the next one so we get 3 games and my team gets a crazy score
That might be the dumbest game of dota i have ever watched
>pick techies>only contribution to the game is stalling
>>578146267i've been posting in these threads since 2011, if you think that game is anything like the actual rat dota from years ago you're out of your fucking mind.
post halftime slags
>>578146316Teamfight score is atrocious because they ratted so much.
>>578146323mapVision >>578146163
someday i hope to be as good as 9class
70+ mins of MINDRAPE
>>578146267The bear certainly needs some tweaks. I no longer play the game, so i have no idea how to fight against this.
All fairies must die
>>578146359
>>578146249what is she looking at....
>>578146368can you call that map vision when the enemy team has been stuck inside their base for 20 minutes thanks to le bear
so how do you balance LD? half bear damage if too far with LD?
>>578146416BB
where's iceiceice??
Your predictions look like this, right?
>had to leave for a bit>missed 15 minutes of pure unfiltered kinoGOD DAMMIT
TL vs Yandex scheduled for 20min from now lolLong day
>mfw 300% cs bonus mod on satanic
>Kez had double rapier>at th eend he jsut died to snap multishot while she was shooting at the ancient Could have stunned her with the daggers or the marking ultimate he just kinda stood there instead right clicking until he died
>>578146379
>>578146445just remove the aghs and add back permanent true form, like old ld
>>578146414i wonder what was dw pov
>>578146445just rework aghs
>>578146414This looks like a pub game>>578146445Increase Spirit Link lifesteal BUT LD takes % damage the bear takes.
>>578146463>ty beating spirit
>>578146463this but liquid for first place
>>578146379>die 15 times>do fucking nothing>winsasuga bounty-sama
>>578146414it was a headshot
>pick your favorite heroes>play strats from 2012>winI thought dota was hard bros
>balling out of control on mid>only problem is other carries getting chain disabled by non-bkb piercing stuns>tell them to buy bkb>they buy bkb>we winBros, I think Dota is healing.
>>578146379>>578146498>TECHIES PICKED>GAME LASTS OVER AN HOURUHHH???
>>578146445remove him from the game, and buff razor
>>578146414UM BUT SUPPORTS ARE LITERALLY UNKILLABLE AND CORES ARE SUPER WEAK??
no way BB not feeling tilted now
Permabanned or 322 heroes:LDTreeEarth SpiritNPfuck nature who am I missing?
is it me or sheepo is more euphoric than normal?
>>578146249Noone's backpack
>>578146483>just stun them lmapMireska bought Abyssal for that sole reason
>>578142710Yeah. PB has the Undying problem where he drops off after 30 minutes. Sure he can grab through BKB but he's a utility bot at that point for somebody who's supposed to be a core mid/offlane hero.
>picked Satanic and Noticed for my cores>expect giga points from this game>only 21k wtf how. I got 31k in groups with them with 1 less banner.
>>578146415>stupid fucking tattoos
>>578145601WELL YEAH BECAUSE PERU KILLED IT BRO
>>578146558PURGE LEARNING YOU ABOUT SOME BOUNTY SON!
Mah hero.
>>578146689takes aeons to calculate, im sure this one is gonna be a fatass payout
>>578142961>>578143295>>578143043>>578143063>>578143107>>578143957TECHIES DOUBTERS BTFOAPOLOGISE
>>578146367Compared to what exactly? The killed zero tormentors so that's giving me exactly zero points.
>>578146702Tattoo on a woman's body is a proof that she is a retard
>>578146689kek i'm on the same boat as you broI thought it was gonna be higher considering i got 30k from them during groupstage and that's considering we only had three of those bonuses. I got super unlucky with the tormentor thingy cause it's almost irrelevant
I love rat dota unironicallyThis is the true sovl of Defense of the Ancient
>noone lost a lot of gpm score by dropping divinesstupid goon
>>578146752fucken sorry I guess
>>578146636she got to pop some of the young russian talent's cherries during the break between groups and main stage.
>>578146415>>578146702>>578146779future senator
>>578146752He got carried HARD
sheepstick no longer looks like a femboy and now looks like a wine aunt
>>578146821she looks like she fucks 18 year old boys
>>578146634enchantress for her bullshit survival
>>578146445>can't take wisdom shrine>give more gold & xp to enemies which scale with the hero's level
>>578146752i don't care about techies, they lost by showing wyvern during the highground push, twice. fucking dumbfucks all the while the pos5 guy from bb boasting everyone copied his wyvern gameplay
>>578146821>Ma'am, what kind of a tattoo would you like>I dunno, just draw some flowers ;)
Puppey can pick whatever and still win
>>578146821universal suffrage is a mistake. we need to return to the founding father's vision for the country.
Luv watching RAT dotaHate playing against itSIMPLE AS
The moral of the story is, if the enemy team can't kill you, just buy 2 rapiers baby.
>>578146689bruh i expected a bit more...
>>578146779how else is she to remember to live laugh and love?
>>578146379Z E R O deaths
>>578146882she was cute when she was short haired
>>578146689the coach title/suffix makes nearly a 30% difference.
>>578146935there's no way these are right, maybe the scores aren't fully updated
NO[O]NE'S NIPS ARE POKING OUT IN THE INTERVIEW WTF
>>578146931don't forget the extra rapier back at base
>>578146689you got 31k points from two games. This series has only had one game so far retard
>>578146923kek samethats why you play rat dota yourself
>>578146689Only one game played this series also calculations are slow as fuck
Whose founding father?
>>578146882I unironically don't know why dotards hate on her so much, she's the ideal autist gf
>>578146892True ench sleeper agent best support of the tournament but only Crit plays her so not permaban
>snapfire starts raping faster than eminem
>>578146790I got 24k with those guys, there's still one more game, the points count for 2 best games of a series, if this series goes to 3 games they'll probably make 50k+ pointsnoone screwed up dropping divines and lost at least 2k for that for me
>>578146931>only 2Snap bought like, 3-4 alone.
PUPPAN IS A FUARKIN GIANT
>>578146790You have to remember the 4th and 5th stats you get are going to be worse than your 3 group stage ones, assuming you got the best 3 stats you could during the group stage
>>578147020Creep score 240%>9467.14Creep score 240%>9064.80kek
>>578147032Oh yeah I forgot it's series.
Can those panelists shut up? I don't care. They are not fun.
>>578146191Dota for the past decade is balanced around redditors watching it and finding it hype, playing it is absolute cancer full of unexpected random bullshit
>>578147078I think it's just one guy in this thread. Before tonight, all people would do is talk about her tits.
Is that Sheever I'm hearing say Boom Boys had a chance????? Again, if you can buy a shitload of rapiers and hold them, they never had a chance, won on picks baby.
>>578147101she raped all over dark willow
what happened to kataomi
>>578146752He didn't even do anything. They never crossed the river.
>parivision blog>everyone comms in english because if they comm in russian they all flame each otherKEK
>>578147078troons are upset by the female(female) because it reminds them that they will never be women.
>>578147264soul
>https://jiggie.fun/uU4K3t>https://jiggie.fun/uU4K3t>https://jiggie.fun/uU4K3t
>never even rolled core gpm a single timeITS OVER
>>578146415>>578146821i miss terry
>>578147348ppd
"Never give up!">Voice of the International
>>578147049Best dota is when someone else on your team is doing the ratting so you get to just BRAAAWWWLLL
I lost a similar game to this one so I know how BoomBoys feels right now.My team was winning because I was carrying but the enemy team was playing giga rat dota with an Arc Warden TP'ing in to hit towers for 10 damage every 60 seconds, and they had a Techies defending the base. I bought a Manta and BKB and tried to clear the way to push but the Arc Warden would take a whole rax in the time it took me to channel TP. Even with necrobook creeps, I couldn't clear the mines quickly enough too.The Arc Warden bought like 6 rapiers. I tried to hold a couple to kill him and the enemy team but he just kept buying them after dying and I ran out of inventory slots. The rapiers were worthless to me because I needed the slots for BKB and shit.It was such a depressing loss because my teammates were mostly useless and didn't know how to deal with rat dota so it was just me vs the Arc Warden+Techies. And like 4-5 rapiers on the ground in lane because I had no use for them.
PERCENTILE CHECK before we get kicked
>missed first few games>wake up to the one game i knew was going to be one sided
>np gets throughkiss bb goodbye
>>578147495thanks chatgpt
GG 2-0 WRAP IT UP!YOU PICK THE FUCKING FROG AND GIVE THE OTHER KID FURION?THE KID WHO IS PROVING TO BE THE RAT KING AND THE FARM GOD?
>she would've been taking cock on video by this point if she was still aliveITS NOT FAIRdota 2 TI
>>57814751299th still
>Satanic NPShit your pants BB
>>57814751295th
>Satanic NP>literally the no.1 NP in the worldBB doesn't know how to draft
holy fuck who tohught these caster/panelist combos are good idea, where the fuck are all the good casters
>>578147579Those tattoos stand out so much, she would be pretty cute without them
Man, I forgot how hard the percussion from the TI drafting phase song goes. Pure fucking soul.
>>578147609To be fair, they're up against Puppey. Hard to outdraft Puppey.
>>578147619Well they're gone now, but so is she. Wouldn't surpise me if the tats are what lead to blood cancer
>>578147579>mid ass whore with a fridge bodyLMAO
I want to crush this woman's skull holy shit she needs to shut up
>>578147579too flat
>>578147613the good ones didn't want to travel all the way to china
>the fucking frogoh nonono...
Mai waifu
this foid on panel has a horrible voice god I hate australians
>>578147579Did she dieded?
>>578147579bro she's a fridge
PUDKA
>9Class Pudge HYPE
I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY I LOVE PUPPEY
>>578147696Cancer, yeah.
main panel is so fucking bad how does anyone tolerate this shi
>>578147579>absolutely zero curvesouch unfortunate, I've seen men with more feminine bodies than her
>>578147686she's british
I KNEEL PUPPAN
sheever is absolute trash at your job i can't believe the community gave her a living for all these years
puppey can't stop drafting SOUL
>pudgeSOUL OVERLOAD
>pudka
Hate to "old good new bad" but this drafting panel is the worst I can remember in 14 years, very hard to listen to when the women are borderline yelling and the guys have no clue and sound like they cbf, winter included
I'VE GOT JIZZ ON MY CHIN
>wyvern>puck>sovlNo!
>9class PudgeOh shit, kino is on the menu lads. We're in for a treat.
>Pudge now THERE's a hero
>autists seethe and complain about the panel but they still choose to watch itExplain this behaviourJust watch it in the game client if you're so assmad about it
>podsch
>>578147835calm down dendi
>techies game 1>pudge game 2I could not have asked for a better first day
COME TO PUDGE
>>578146463Eh, alot of coin tosses this year
>>578147801if you're a girl being cute and inoffensive is all it takes.
>PudgeOh they're just having fun.
>>578147865i mute it and listen to music until the game begins
it honestly feels like 2011 again based puppey
>Watching the panel instead of watching SingSing casting the game on his channel.
I definitely like Vision.
>80k views on youtubewhat the hell? I just woke up by the way
>WE PLAYING FOR FUN AND DROPPING YOU TO THE LOWER BRACKET>t. vision
>>578147579i wouldnt flex that shapeless body if i were her
>>578147920Well then I'm not talking about you then am I?
I did not see how late it was. That clock can't be right.
>>578147865>he's not watching the kino stream
Holy draft Puppan
It's him
MOGGED
>>578147881my bracket is exactly the same as yours, lets go bro
>puppy drafting to scare their next opponent
THANK YOU AUDIOGODS I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING
>>578146415name of the whore?
>>578147958>giving money to holy penis man
WE CANT HEAR PUPPEY FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
>>578142206GAME 2 IS STARTING NOWPLACE YOUR BETSWHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN?>PUPPEYVISION>BOOMBOYS
>>578148097slacks literally forgot to let puppey speak into the mic
HOLY PRODUCTION KILL YOURSELVES
>the hooks>the counterhooksthis is gonna be a good one
>>578148116bb, we need a game 3
>>578147958I am permabanned from singsing's strim because i dared to ridicule the game called Undertale back in the day.
>>578148057why does this bald fuck look like he just got done with his chemotherapy
>>578147495I have won multiple games on NP by only building blademail skadis and rapiers and just ratting forever. I like to imagine the losing team were just slamming their keyboards around.
>>578148116pudge 9chad cannot lose
>>578147579>last 4 picsdamn
I CAN'T HEAR PUPPEY'S INTERVIEW WTF
>noticed slardar dukalis wyvernelemental bros we're feasting
>>578148170I didnt expect the reverse hook tongue
>>578147881wait, we have exactly same predictions>>578148058this means we have to be right, script has leaked.
is drow supposed to be a black woman?
>>578147801Dota is full of brown people, of course a tall blonde that acts nice will become beloved. She's fine anyway.
>>578148057how is he taller than slacks? slacks not a short guy lol
>>578148185well-deserved ban
>Open Client>click Pudge player perspectiveyeah its kino time
>>578148202;_;7
>>578148202maybe there is something to karmic justicemay she reincarnate as an ind*an inshallah
>>578148230no?
>>578147801>>578148097>>578148130you have to remember these people are offered less money every year to do the same job. they're terrible at it but it's the best that can be afforded.
>nu-dota entails retards hating on sheevergrim
How come melee supports like Undying Clock Treant Tusk Pudge are in every pro game
>>578148249he is not, slacks is just afraid of him
>>578147341>https://jiggie.fun/fPhNRB>https://jiggie.fun/fPhNRB>https://jiggie.fun/fPhNRB
>>578148230She's supposed to be a drow, fucking retardphilistine
>>578147958>sellout chingchongew
>>578148220Nearly, i didnt pick Nygma
>>578148312titless old hag
that hook though
Is carry Tiny even that good anymore
>>578148312I love her but her sometimes her comms are as bad as that Ravage she missed back in the day.
>>578148312you must be deaf footfag
>game 1 lone>game 2 furionis admiralbulldog drafting this
>>5781483179class is special and one of the best pos 4s in the world. He also has an unconventional hero pool that goes well with his talent to fuck with people 24/7. If you aren't a tourist, you would've seen him play pos 4 Slark and MK every game until teams just straight up banned all of them every game.Undying though, he's just overtuned. The tombstone bunker is too much bullshit. Needs to go.
>>578148312Sheever is like a doe.Her pussy isnt big but damn its high
Tiny honeypot hero
>>578148312i hated on her when dota was just starting to become (((professional))) soulless
I wish my pos4 pudge were proactive like 9class instead of using their 1k hp at lvl1 hero to sit in the trees
wtf is that puck hatis that one of the bugged chinese ones?
>>578148479what did he mean by this
Anyone else upset Aurora didn't get in? They are a comfy team.
This Largo is gonna be giga useless
>>578148312she looks like my ex on this video..
>>578148265100%
>>578148445Yeah. But still better than anything i have seen. I would prefer somebody else, but they don't exist. They were all cancelled or retired.
>willow didn't go aghs moonshard last gamereport
That Mirana set is so good, shame he doesn't have the expensive mount though.
did this guy send his fucking treants through the gate to help kill tiny?
sticky?
>Largo, Tiny, UndyingWho drafted this shit!?
How fucking tall is Puppey?
>>578148617Satanic is literally the best carry in the world, so yeah, he did do thatevery little bit helps
>for fun draft wins because noobs have never played against it
>iron wing got 2-0'dyeah there goes my bracket fucking dogshit 33
>>578148550Yes but when you lack a good coach/drafter wcyd can't win games just off talent in 2026
>>578148436Nope. BB really fucked themselves with this draft.And dotards here shit on 33 for the last series but if you want to shit on an offlane player, you should shit on Miero. He's always been such a worthless feeder. He only knows how to exist and hang out with team, and doesn't know how to actually play the heroes he gets drafted and make plays. Last year, you'd see him on shit like Centaur and Sand King and do jackshit all fucking game. He was always a feeding liability then, and it looks like things haven't changed now.If BB replaced Miero with somebody who's actually competent, and maybe get a strong carry player (Kiritych isn't impressing me), they might graduate from being a T2-T3 team. gpk Kataomi and Save- are super solid pro players, but they're always heled down by the other two cores. Miero on offlane, and Pure last year on carry.What is Miero going to do this game on the fucking frog? He's just going to again, sit around and hang out with the team, while doing jack shit. He's not an offlane player. He's a third support. And not even a good one at that.
>>578148550yeah, I wanted mira to do well considering how much the rest of spirit gets sucked off
what's the point of the little frogs that follow largo why didn't they make them do something mechanical, like they slow down ppl chasing him or he can eat one to gain mana or something
who is the woman. Not sheever the other
>>578148757a man
>pub dota at china tiuhhh did the chinks approve this script??
why the fuck does zombie look like hes on fire all the time please dont say thats a skin.
>>578148757The arab?
>>578148743They are friends not food!
>>578148757sheepdick
>>578148743Reddit bait
>>578148757
>>578148757It's sheepsticked, aka reya nowadaysshe has fat tiddies but hides them beneath clothingshe is cute, despite being british
>>578148550I wish LGD was in, just for topson
BB? More like ByeBye!
>>578148743They're an implementation detail of one of his spells.You know that AoE circle that stuns? Each stun is one frog running out to animate the stomp but it's also a legitimate unit so those little frogs can do shit like block camps. But being able to block camps was a bug I think. I didn't keep up with Largo changes so I don't know if you can do that anymore. So if you want them to be tied to a mechanic, they already tied to one.
tiny just fucking sucks
>no1 trying to 322 AGAIN
>>578148917Topson had no business trying to play DK on group stage.
>>578148814it technically is but it's a bugged onethere used to be bugs that let you put courier gems (the ones that give them unusual effects) onto any item and the way particle system is set up, just works in-gamethat way, unusual wards and unusual hero equipment existchinese traders would keep this bug a secret and the items trade for several thousand dollars eachvalve ofc patched it out but never patched out the items themselves, probably because pissing off people who spend tens of thousands of dollars on your game is a bad business strategy
>all this 2-0slopboring
>>578148986okay at least its not intentional, thanks for info this is news to me since I've spent like 50 bucks total on this game.it looks so fucking stupid dunno why they left those in game but at least its mega rare.
>>578148976I don't think he's the reason they lost.
>>578149001the clutch sisters...
picking furion/bear is unethical dota
>>578148967
>>578149062there was a gem that made the entire model shimmer out of reality, it is so fucking distractingI think fy has that on his rubick
That was a trash pudge play holy shit.
>>578148326>https://jiggie.fun/Sf3gT3>https://jiggie.fun/Sf3gT3>https://jiggie.fun/Sf3gT3
>>578148986When was this, because that zombie skin is pretty new.
>>578149108Fy has that on multiple heroes I think, the one Noone has on his puck's head is this weird blue hue that's different
>>578146453The Fuxing train?
>>578148676I don't anyone can tardwrangle Nightfall if he's on the team. They have a coach and apparently he's hands on but I don't know how much he does. Everyone in the scene seems to think he does a lot.
>>578148550Yes, me! TheNightfall is kino clownery BB is soulless pubslop
>>578149165before 2015, it was on the old interfaceonly one item has to have the gem, maybe he has a new set but one old item equipped
Ouch why go that deep bro
Damn Ember stealing this game
Kino fight.
>n01 doing 322 AGAINwhy do i even bother...
EMBER'D
that was all largo
puck you retard
>he thinks the campo santo frog is bad
K I N OI NO
Based pari throwing with a pudge pick to give the fans a third game for higher fantasy
GPK is so great but its looking like he might be one of these mid players that wont win TI
we should've gotten an Ame vs Satanic but the West rigged another TI group just to shill a gambling site team.
>>578149450his mental is laughably bad
GPK Ember is such a treat to watch
>>578149397>46% winrate in pubsIt's bad.
>satanic can't abuse no cooldown bear>start losinglol.....
Puppey's advice:Let them wipe you out to kill Tiny.
>>578149453AniMEtrannies need to leave
does tiny splash when attacking his own allies with wyvern ulti?
>>578149573literally in the script because parivision believers need match 3 in one series and since they played long game 1 this is perfect game to lose.
That failed gank reminded me of LMAO 3 FORCE STAVESwtf was used?I saw the Pudge hook, and then Tiny bounced away somehow, and then the frog tongued him after that. What was the second forced movement thing used there?
>>578148976He played a solid DK but it wasn't enough to carry
>>578149694harpoon on tree
>coil hits... no1haha lol
>>578149719Tiny's Harpoon? Damn, he got to fire that thing between getting hooked and dismembered? Crazy.
>>578149641Yes and it's glorious.
yes dukalis keep placing those wards..
>>578149703He threw game 3 by showing in the river with no enemies in vision. His halberd was was also useless.
Quota status?
>dukalis gets a deep ward unnoticed>satanic reveals it with np ultepic
Dota before:>Epic games, everything can change at any momentDota now:>2 - 0 every time, no suspense
>>578149882t. didn't watch the rapier game
>>578149882retard
>>578149882are we watching same tourney
>>578149882You before:>gay retardYou now:>gay retard with hiv
>>578149882>it has to be THE final game or my tiny brain can't think there is any suspenseretard
holy shit satanic is ricing
Feel like Paravision's going to lose this if they don't buy sheepsticks for Ember Spirit. He's the only person who matters.
It has to go to game 3 because I'm the clutchmaxxing
I went to shit. what happened?i left like 15 minutes ago
Not gonna lie, is Vision kinda choking on mainstage or what?
You are now manually remembering back during memeback dota when people were defending a support kill being worth 2000 gold.
>>578150116you now manually remember shrines lol
Vision's plan is literally hold out until late game where their talents are better lol
>>578150158worked in the 1st game
damn I want to jack off, hurry up with this game
>>578150190Puppey literally said in that Slacks interview that they should've lost that game but BB never went highground
>>578150215Whats your material?
i lost all my sheepsticked tits webms
>>578150215Mirana is right there
>>578150248bremerton from azur lane
Highground choke any second now
>>578150116You now manually remember VS couldn't buy blink
>>578150237People are so afraid of fighting against the bear when it doesn't do anything without its BKB in a teamfight.
doing something?
it’s looking dire for vision!
Undying is retardedly op
>>578150248RPIN-070
what if you could curse the banner
>it took four of you to kill me
next draft is the real one this one was just puppey trolling
It's gonna be a long long day today
>>578150428it's looking radiant for boomboys
>>578150491gondar techies wasn't trolling?
>Vision is gonna LB throw so they can fuck predictions and bets for the whole TIBased
>>5781504919throws will int again
somehow i feel like pv still wins
>>578150541No both of these are OP
TINY COMING IN
>>578148312To be honest, Sheever's only notable qualities are being a woman in the Dota 2 scene who has been there since the beginning. Her casting sucked ass, she is a mediocre host and doesn't really have any good insight to anything besides the surface level stuff. Female talent rarely if ever contribute anything other than being eye candy to begin with and she isn't very good looking
>>578150582Tombstone is too strong
>>578150267mmmmm, you're a good man
What the fuckDid Slardar flood the map??
puppey forgot dendi wasn't on the team and it wasn't 2011
Rapier time.
>>578150692Where's the Chen though?
Rapier NP + Undispellable Haze will annihilate any BB heroes, but Tombstone will cuck NP anyways
>>578150541Yandex already proved that gondar is broken. They have 100% winrate with him in the groupstage.
>tombstone bunker over and over again
isn't hydra breath good on prophet here? two fat fucks to rightclick
puck is a dog shit hero
GG
>>578150639Because we had Day9 and RedEye I think host doesn't need to be game expert. That's the job of the other three. And those other three are who suck ass so much. I would swap Sheever for someone like Redeye in a heartbeat.
puppanbros...
>chokeanic
why doesnt spirit have gpk instead
>>578150639you have to remember the average viewer is like 2k mmr. Sheever is the person that throws the low-ball questions so the other analysts remember to state the obvious shit for the casual audience and just generally keeps the show on course
WHO THE FUCK SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A 2-0
Puppey: WASHED!Topson: REDEEMED!
>support pudge>lose gamejustlikemypubs
>took 50 min to endthis game is so SHIET now
>dominate entire year and win every major>shit the bed on only tournament that matters
>>578150896They should make Grubby host
>>578150896Oh fuck, now I remember the Day9 hosting... HYUCK! Just like my pubs!
>meme pick pudge>loseWho could have seen it coming? Gambling sponsors?
guys does anyone have the sheepsticked boob window webm it's a matter of life or death
>couldn't win with sovlful pickswhat a shame
Soulless
jigglin
>>578148312her accent should have blacklisted her from all speaking ever dutch accent is literally the worst. She survived cancer now we are stuck with her
Vision has to pick Medusa now
>>578150996I mean they picked Techies last game and won
SOULFULANDBASED
we need chi long qua up on this bih
I think they were fucking around that gameSatanic just stood there and rightclicked while he was getting dogpiled
Paravision draft should've been enough to win but for some reason, Slardar and Puck were kind of useless all game. Not sure if that's just gpk being that much better or if the other two just fucked up too much with mistakes. Kind of disappointing.
>Pudge is blowing hooks and dismembers like a nobb>watch game until it's obvious Bboys will win>queue for Turbo game>win>come back and Bboys wonLove TI season bros.
>>578151179and what was he supposed to do, waddle slowly away in his 6 slotted no boots havin ass?
Satanic SF incoming
>>578148853Jesus Christ how many walls did she hit? Didnt even recognize her
guys it will be satanic terrorblade, don't doubt
what's he gonna say?
>2 hags>washed zoomer>Winter
Team vision next draft:>LD>TREANT>SAND KING>CLINK>JAKIRO
rtz could've won that with that Nature's Prophet net worth.
Imagine if Largo was there in 2014. It's the epitome of Deathball hero - if a winning team groups up with Largo it's just blatantly unkillable. He just heals everyone to full hp effortlessly.
>>578151379>in game 3 we pick nyx
>>578151314to be fair she is 43 years old
How come there is no Oracle love?
please tell me this goon troon has been blacked
Futa tier listRate it and bate it
>>578151494Insania isn't playing anymore
>>578151254full pic?
>>578151451Nyx does counter Lina right?
>>578151494lgd picked it once (and won)
>>578151507luna down and ta up
SEX JOKE ALERT
>>578151483>Born 1996.She's 29. Which may as well be 40+ in Britbong years with their dogshit genes.
When does ti get good
>>578151507kill yourself tranny
>>578151568
now for another 70 minute paravision win for pure kino
>>578151507S tier: DrowA: Dawn , TA , CMB: Lina, LunaF: naga, enchantress
>>578151607She's built like me...she looks like me...thank you
>>578151607bb (big balls)
i feel a sven
>>578151549Nyx counters every int hero. If you pick him into 3 int heroes or more you literally can't lose. You can hit like 30+ winstreak on him by doing it.
>>578151507fag tourist
>>578151507>sopping wet>futa/d2g/ has truly lost its way
Kataomi looks like mr beast
>>578151593>>578151718
>>578151607Part of me regrets making that edit a decade agostill funny
Running back the Furion would be the most Puppan thing to do
>>578151669>jeyo
>>5781517182500 matches played, Ancient
>>578151507>f*taniggers going 2 whole seconds without mentioning their sexually deviant fetish out of the blue
>>578151507A good CM player will destroy all your holes and you won't even be able to move.
>>578150267>>578150658really cute! but why are her hands so big?
>>578151764the most mystery meat mutt iteration of EG
>>578151837she's transgenderno surgery to make her hands smaller
>>578151760No regrets allowed.
>>578151764>>578151860>jeyo>demonpffffffffffffft
Firstpick Gondar lol
Considering how dead the game is now, why won't they just give us DOta 2 classic already?
fp gondar ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>578151774keep seething, it just makes me happier that you're so butthurt about it
Unc No[H]air will get em this time
>Largo banSALT
>>578151921
>>578151898member when demon somehow got a personal red bull sponsorship and changed his name to pegasus?
Marci when
>>578151507Wyvern and Imperia belong in S
>>578151983remember when demon skipped TI officials because of gym lmao
>>578151929top 5 most played game on steam for 15 years dead
when do they announce the new hero?
qrd on earth spirit?
how do I get huge forearms like noone? I wanna fatslavmaxx
>bountyGG
>>578151945>micro-aggresses and provokes>gets called out>haha yuo guise r butthurt keep seething ok retard
>>578151760>it's funny because gays jerk off to it and spam their gay fetish everywherenigger
>>578151868are the trannies in the room with you right now?
>>578152071find a good spot
>>578152060probably last day or day before
>>578152076shitload of vodka, avoid anything but carbs
>>578152056>f2p valve gamesBots and more bots
>>578152117just my gf
>>578152076eat a lot of pelmeni and beef stroganoff
>>578152060sunday if at all
>>578152092nice headcanon, you gotta post about it to your faggot friends on twitter now?
>LD
>>578152147>carbs baaaad carbs baaaaaad
>blyatboom with the bearit's over for poopan
Sticky status?
>>578152181you don't even know what headcanon means, foreigner
>no satanic terrorbladepussy ahhh nibba
wen are good teams playan
I would say at this point any game where LD is not banned is scripted
satanic is mad he didn't get ld
>>578151763called it
Man why pick NP when you could have any other ranged turret carry NP is so fucking bad
disappointing, they need to win and do much better this game
>>5781520716k hp after a 10 minutes
What happens if you don't ban hero at all to cause PURE CHAOS? Has any team ever done that to their strategic benefit? Or it's illegal not to ban?
When is PA picked?
>>578152076have thick bones and good insertions and get fat, being a compact manlet like noone helps as well
>>578152320Not how it works, newGOD
>>578152106It's funny because you have no idea how much I hate TA, such a dogshit hero
dam niggas has no rizz
>>578152295NP has insane early tempo
>2 more series after thateurobros we might actually get a full day of esports
Let me guess... the Bane player is not going to skill enfeeble against NP in lane?The PERFECT skill to counter a NP?
WHY NOT PICK UNDERLORD YOURSELF FFS MAN
now 70min+ win for parivision and Im set for fantasy.
>slardar over underlordwhat puppan doing?
ITS OVER
>>578152243TI7-9
POOPEY IS LOOKING WORRIED
I think Puppan fucking lost this one lads. Noone needs to pop off hard
>>578152243>that bulgegross
>>578152361How does it work? Doesn't it leave ban spot empty and proceed to next draft stage?
Has our president cooked himself?
>still no squid hero
>>578152512yea
umm is this winning draft for benisvision
please tell me sheepsticked has posted nudes somewhere
>>578152438choking
>>578152369And so you've given reason for gays to spam her here, well done.You can never give these freaks an inch otherwise they start feeling welcomed and will do annoying shit like flooding the thread by dumping their fetish folders unpromted like they're doing now
>>578152537he fucked it, phonenigger, he fucked it
>>578152243Nice cock bro.
Lore master here: Lone Druid often "becomes one" with his bear, hence the name.
>>578152438He wanted to be able to assassinate the bear super fast, I think it was a mistake though
>>578152403omg its the enfeeble autist, who thinks he knows better than the best players in the world!
>>578152607Yeah pros are known for being smart and think for themselves and not just being meta sheep.No seriously, give me a logical reason why you wouldn't skill the single one skill that fucks over NP the most in the game.
i put vision as the team set to win, but i didn't know el perrito diablo was the captain, shit is fucked they're getting eliminated tomorrow
>satanic isnt even wearing any hats for prophetyeah i think they gave up
>blue board>futa>r34>literal porn>where's the sticky?why are dotards so dumb?
>>578152683he isnt laning vs prophet...
>>578152683He's not laning against NP for one
>>578152683worthless spell past min 5
>>578152595When is Reimu getting added to Dota All Stars? She's way more iconic than Lina Inverse from the Slayers Franchise.
>>578152745>>578152749>>578152759He's laning against sladar, which it's even BETTER against. Which just proves my point, it's a perfect enfeeble game for him.
Dota+ confirms that puppey drafted perfectly
>fucking gondarretard hour
Man, BH is merciless
>>578152814>>578152683Enfeeble is only good end game, it's a waste of mana earlyyou'd know this if you weren't a retarded autist, but alas, you are
>>578152549It could be still theoretically beneficial not to bad anything, even if you waste all the extra time. Maybe.
>>578152869El Presidente I kneel
Yes nightmare helps so much against their team when NP can just use his minions to remove it instantly.Lets not lvl the skill that makes 2 of their heroes 100% useless
If Lone Druid jerks off in a forest and nobody ganks him, does he still get gold?
>Vison can't win lanes so they cheat with ganksdishonest dota
Who does Gondar even combo in this? Slardar?
even pros fucking suck at remembering enemy team has prophet in laning stage
https://jiggie.fun/elyiML
>Vison can't win lanes so they cheat by using spells and moving their characters and buying items and using themdishonest dota
>>578152986>>578152986>>578152986
>>578152951scouts for furion to tp in
BH has always been a strong laner you fools, and his utility after that is obvious.
>>578152896>Enfeeble is only good end game, it's a waste of mana earlyyeah making the enemy 40% weaker when trading hits with you is only good by the 60 minute mark when he has a BKB and manta style
In russian community there is a meme that Kiritych is Naruto and Satanic is Sasuke. Thoughts?
i hate the dota2 voice actor guy they act like he's some big deal and is good at voice acting but he's not all his voices sound the same, they're just too cheap to hire more people
>>578153173More like sauce gay, amirite bros!?
supports so shit that valve removed their points
>>578153198>i hate the dota2 voice actor guyah yes, dota 2, famous for having one voice actor
>>578153198A solid half of the Dota 2 VAs (specifically the ones they copied over from TF2) are straight up dead.
>>578152896MY CHOCOLATE QUEEN
>>578153392They only used Heavy and Snipers VAs from TF2 and they're not dead
>>578153552My bad. I mixed up Sam Mowry and Gary Schwartz.
>>578152162is she hot?
>>578151974>Puppey wins TI>EE in prisonVindicated?
>>578152243Xnova?
Slam the desk and fart on it Kiritych
Russian game
>>578155498botting is a russian trait
>>578155498>solo returns at the peak of match fixingbig thonk
game when
buy backs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WAT
epheys butthole
the behavior score system ruined this game foreverfuck valve for greenlighting that shit
