# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>577684127
>>578163728Yay! Tardwren!
https://x.com/i/status/2090140606492475826
>>578163829From the thumbnail I thought that was goatse
>>578163805He's NOT retarded!
Which is better:>Wren thinks Andrew is his uncle but discovers he is also his dador>Wren thinks Andrew is his dad but discovers he is also his uncleWhich do you think would cause the most confusion?
>>578163978Mrs. Graves... he scored high in his tests, but we suspect he's got autism. He kept using his name in every other adjective. Phrases like, "Wrenuinley" and "Wrentai"....
>>578164224The former by FAR. In that scenario, Wren will have been growing up with a paternal figure that he doesn't simply call "dad", whilst noticing that all the other kids have paternal figures that they _do_ call "dad". Wren would have issues long before he discovers his uncle is his dad, because he's going to be confused about why he doesn't have a dad.
>>578164361>The former by FARAs in, which one would cause the most confusion. The latter is gonna be better.
>>578164282>(Haha. Wrentai.)>(Shit. Why is Ashley glaring at me?)
>>578164224Having a dad is more important than having an uncle
Reminder that Andrew literally does it for free
Andrew and Ashley will be the inversion of their parents. Ashley will be a close and caring mother who cares not for appearances. Andrew will be a less caring father than douglas, despite being far less distant.
>>578164830I love picrel so much because it's basically the perfect encapsulation of Andrew and Ashley breaking the cycle and letting the next generation succeed: the boy is able to peacefully relax, and the girl at her most bored remains calm and ponderous rather than explosive. It's the ideal resolution to Andrew and Ashley's woes.
Hagley is a very underrated genre of Coffin fanart. Ashley only becomes more elegant with time.
Julia and I dropping our kids, Alex and Nina, off at my brother’s house for the weekend so I can give them another sibling
Which of you did this one?
>>578165830So real and true. Ashley is prefect in every phase of her life.
>>578168950Yay! Tardley!
>>578168950
>>578164647>>578164485So you think wren would generally be better off if he thought Andrew was just his dad?Narratively that would require them to skip town and move where no one knows them which seems impossible in the current game timeline
God I need to get her pregnant
>>578163728
>>578173251>ashley betterHOLY MOGGED
>>578173251>gay thiu
>>578173251>enough hussies maybe
>>578173251>cock foundGood news!
>>578173635NEVER enough hussies
>>578068101Brando eventually landed on *LEYLEY*He wanted to have a lovely name like *LEYLEY*So in the movie it's all *LEYLEY* and we had to dub him into KurtzCause everyone was *LEYLEY*Cause he thought it was *LEYLEY* luh-luh
>>578173497We need a BHxCoffin crossover so badly
>>578175889>>577960194
>>578176298Trust me, I know. I love the art, it is actually being developed into a game or is it just conceptual?
Holy moly calgee is DEAD
>>578173251>need Ashley
>>578185119Nemlei killed it for real
>>>/co/155112534Why is there such a strong correlation between coffinfags and jeanfags?
https://x.com/Zeehbrando/status/2090425556449804357
>>578185119It's just slow, that's all.
we need official tcoaal merch so bad
>>578193940On Kirk
>>578193940I'd like a hoodie personally.
>>578194758Hussmaxxeranon...
I hope Nemlei goes with this design for the hoodie.
>>578195470
>>578165830Certainleyley.
>>578195470If anyone asks, I'll say it's my ex and it's custom made.
>>578195356Literally an angel
>>578194758i'm not sure i'd be brave enough to go outside wearing merch of the incest game
Do NOT cum inside
>>578199296Baby who said you could pull out?
>>577947064I finally wrote it. I left some advices, pep talk and some encouraging words but I hope she finds it okay enough because I went overboard and wrote some cringe shit like "No matter what you do, or what way you choose, remember you will always remain luminous for me'But I just couldn't help myself
>>578200542Shut up and post it faggot
>>578193940Would you settle for 100% official (unofficial) /calg/ merch?Such classic designs as>Anon's wife _____>fartcloud>dishes-kun did it againand a personal favourite>devlog soon
>>578200598What, so you can laugh at me?
>>578199296Leyley leg locks him
>>578201030Pretty much, yeah
>>578200772I would rock the fuck out of a shirt that says DEVLOG SOON
>>578201172Oh no I can't get out Ashley ahh your legs are too strongth ahhh welp I guess I have no choice but toOOAH AGAHGH GAHGHH GhhhHhGhHhg....hhngg...hh.. fuck..
>>578200542It's insane we only see what his entire face looks like once. Because without his hair obstructing it, it makes it even more apparent how similar Andrew and Ashley actually look.
>>578205640>it makes it even more apparent how similar Andrew and Ashley actually look.I actually never noticed that before holy shit
>>578203254Even though I was joking I actually want one now tooWhat's the best way to do this diy or custom printed shirt order?We need some templates
>>578205640Nemlei sameface
>>578207514Sadly this is the case. The HACK™ can't design characters for SHIT, the only way you can tell them apart is hair style and clothing. FUCK Hacklei.
>>578207362>We need some templatesWe've discussed making our own merch and ideas for that centuries ago, this is going to be it.
>>578200542i'm sure she'll cherish it anon
>>578208364y'all are fucking bonkers if you think people are wearing this lol why wouldn't it just be some cool art of andrew and or ashley with blood or somethinganything but "I LOVE INCEST"
>>578208872Some of us happen not to be PUSSIES
Julia
>>578209225Don't get COCKY
>>578207362Ive made these for my own person use. Weather hasn't made them viable to wear lately, but come autumn and winter I'll be ready. I promise they look nicer in person, though I also realize they're not amazing. (incase Nem/kit9 are in this thread: no I'm not going to distribute these for sale. They were one of a kind, made for my own use case)
>>578214372the right one is great. nem could pretty easily make some designs and get merch going if she wanted to.
>>578214372Cool! However, it does out you as an enjoyer of incest. How are you going to handle that sort of recognition if it comes up?
>>578211564Sir we don't allow profanity in this establishment
>>578173251>last /calg/OH NO
>>578218842FUCKING FINALLY
>>578173251>cute brothers raping
>>578187754People seem to oppose shipping them because they're "sibling-coded", as if that's not main reason you'd ship characters. What do these people genuinely want from romance?
>>578221372Many are demanding this
Game jam status?
>>578225863We people are insane
>>578199296And AGAIN with the tears during sex, WHY do they always add crying in sex fanart??
>>578225863Oh hey I remember you
What if Episode 4 after Burial is just a huge time skip and it takes place during Wren's teenhood, and that is when picrel is from?
>>578227951>Episode 4 after BurialHuh, that makes me think. The name of Episode 3 (the current one we've gotten) is "Decay" right? And another version of Episode 3 is going to be named "Burial". Is Episode 4 after the Cliffhanger in Decay going to have a new name as well?
>>578227951>Coffin of Andy and Leyley>has nothing to do with Andy and L:eyley and timeskips to a different childhacklei
>>578227951>>578228165Episode 4 will be subtitled "Decay (Part 2!!!)". And Burial will have no followup chapter.
>>578228165>Episode 4: Resurrection
>>578228338Oh yeah... For a moment there I thought Hacklei might do something cool.>>578228362What would come after "decay"? Regeneration or something?
>>578227951>>578228362>Episode 3: Burial is followed up by Episode 4>it is a timeskip after many years where Momshley and Dadrew are shown with their teenage son, Wren>"Wren" is the first half of the name "Renee">"Renée" literally means "reborn">the episode is titled: Resurrection.
>>578228996How would you react if Nemlei subtly hinted at this by making the episode's title "Reincarnation" or something? Millenial cringe or peak fiction?
>>578228729>For a moment there I thought Hacklei might do something cool.Bros, what if Episode 4 begins like this?
>>578228729That wouldn't be very cool though.
>>578229403Y'all niggaz are NOT even ready for what Hacklei will do with the endings.
>>578229403KINEMMMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>578229403>screen fades to black>excitedly waiting to get to the new episode>anime ass title screen shows up>Death Note™ intro starts playing> HIROGARU YAMI NO NAKA KAWASHIATTA KAKUMEI NO CHIGIRIIIIIIBravo Nemlei.
THIS is how the next episode will start.
>>578229874Really?? Oh I wanna have an honorary title opening in the incest game too! Thanks Nemlei, I will shoot up my school tomorrow. This game made me do ALL OF IT.
>>578229459Cooler than whatever the hell (Part 2 !! ! ) is
>>578230223fake fan
>>578230406Sorry unc. Calling Nemlei "Hacklei" and making fun of her every single flaw is the new trend now. Also wanting to fuck her for some reason.
>>578230512>Also wanting to fuck her for some reason.You have no FUCKING idea what I would do to this cat
>>578230084We have the most dedicated fans, folks. Nobody cherishes art like Coffinheads. We kiss our sisters 'round these parts, you wouldn't believe the sisterkissing that goes on here. It's absolutely wonderful stuff, terrific work.
>>578221579Right? Sibling love is the purest form of love!
I am once again asking Nemlei to bring Nina back as Wren's imaginary friend.
>>578232237>>We kiss our sisters 'round these partsI indeed, kiss my sister's round partsJust realized that has nipples in it, have this instead.https://files.catbox.moe/mtc5sf.jpg
SISTERNIPS!
>>578231696>Wren keeps meeting Nina's ghost>eventually tells his parents about it >they flip the fuck out, especially Andrew>forbid him to ever go back, but don't tell him why because Andrew still can't admit it and Ashley won't break the oath>he ignores them because lame ass parents>Ghost Nina realizes who Wren looks like>asks him who his parents are>he tells her>her face gets swollen and black, and her fingers become bloody stumps>Wren flips the truck out and tries to run away>fails>Nina drags Wren with her back to hell>The New and Improved Mr. and Mrs. Graves suffer the same rate as the Masons because they refused to pay for their crimesKino
>>578235189
Julia is entitled to happiness.
>>578231332Aww, she is so cute.
>>578238038>picHow long before she becomes an obese, mannish single mother like all other women forklift drivers?
>>578235189>back to hellNina didn't go to Hell!!!
>>578241343Do we even have any proof she was baptized?
>>578243884Everyone in Finland gets a Lutheran baptism, even secular parents arrange for this.
>>578244791Sir this is coffin.
>>578244993It takes place in binlan
>>578246254gib cobbin meme :DD
Nemlei has given rimjobs to MULTIPLE men instead of finishing the game.
I saw a topless woman down by the river today, so that's cool. Do you think Ashley would ever indulge in such behavior? I mean, she doesn't care about keeping up appearances, so... Or would she stay covered up to avoid the unwanted attention?
>>578248218Nah, Ashly makes jokes to rile up Andrew. But she is actually a prude. I have never seen a girl still a virgin at age 20. Even my younger sister fucked a nigger before age 20.
>>578250740You should rape your sister
>>578250740>Even my younger sister fucked a niggerWhy is Jane's family like this?
>>5782508461. No. Thats illegal.2. Her pussy is probably looser than some of the bolts on my 1977 pickup truck. 3. She lives 2400 miles away in Ohio. 4. I believe I have found a nude picture of her on this godforsaken site, but her tits seem smaller than in real life. So I cant tell if its her or not.
>>578251550Your sister has committed a crime against siblinghood
>>578251460Yep, thats me. Im back here after several months.
>>578252092Oh, okay. Well, since your sister IS a nigger, why wouldn't she fuck niggers?
>>578251460Julia's sorrowful expression paired with that racist quote sends me every time.
Andrew does it for free
Look at her go!
>>578256463Imagine her running away girlishly begging Andrew not to kill her. Just flailing her silly girly arms and legs but hopeless to outrun him. Pathetic.
Andrew and Ashley pulling insane pranks on each other, Spy vs Spy style.
>>578256463Sisters are doing cardio
>>578256463Need this as a gifley
We FUCK sisters in this family.
>>578256629>Just flailing her silly girly arms and legsLike the girl in Scary Movie?
Is Andrew a misogynist?
>>578262575I find it hilarious how people always interrupt misanthropes as especially heinous to their preferred in group. No, dummy. He doesn't hate women for the sake of them having vaginas. He hates women because they're human beings.
>>578262575yes
>>578262575The 'drew loves everyone!
>>578262575He is literally me
>>578262575>(Jesus. Why does she look like such a strumpet?)
>>578266491We floozin already?
>>578243884She was circumcised
>>578266671>Coffinland is muslim
>>578266491>Wait that's Ashley, not any woman...>Oh hell fucking no
>>578266491Hey! Anon! Do you like my lips?
>>578266732In an alternative universe, the seal of the prophets (pbuh) was born in Helsinki and the Coff'ān was revealed in and Old Finno-Ugric language instead. After the death of the prophetess, the Finnish community get into civil strife about the deliphate question and whether succession belongs to Juliyya bint Floozie or Ashli bint Abi Andrew.
>>578267018
>>578267018How many times have I told you. I don't get turned on by you looking like the Conguitos mascot (original).
>>578266491God that Ashley NEEDS to suck some dick.
>>578266491He's just jealous she won't doll himself up for her. (She would have if he wasn't a fucking moron)
>>578267875*if he weren't
>>578267923*were he notNo one talks the way you're suggesting
Buffalo.
>>578268295>No one talks the way you're suggestingMaybe not in the projects, faggot.
Whatever happened to anon who was going to do some LU voice lines?
>>578268498Man I was JUST about to post that I totally forgot to edit my takes. I did record something.
>>578268348I want to buffalo Andrew
>>578268813What do you think went through Ashley head when she first felt up Andrew's big brother cock?
>>578269207Women are just happy to touch cocks
>>578214372What was the process like are they iron on vinyl transfers?How did you make them?
>>578272217I'll be honest, I have no clue. All I did was go a sight and submit a design and they produced it. https://www.rushordertees.com/
it worked
we failed
Cockbook status?
>>578266491That bitch Ashley could suck the skin off my dick
>>578268348I'm thinking another heartbreaking playoff loss
devlog soon?
>>578275059Legal battles can take years. We'll be lucky if Nemlei makes another post this year let alone a devlog.
>>578275162>yearsThe person being sued is probably a fan of the game. My bet is it gets settled out of court simply because the fan wants the next Episode to come out sooner.
>>578275502
>be at local festival after work yesterday with sister and some friends>in line to get food from a truck>standing in a group talking>line becomes single file close to the window>let sister go first>she gets in like six inches in front of me for some reason >notice braids>notice height difference>notice open shouldered top>notice perfume >heart starts racing>face gets hot>wonder wtf is wrong with me >don't step forward when she does to get more space >involuntarily check waist and ass instead >remember other girl friend standing behind me >she definitely noticed this>turn around and ask what she's getting>she doesn't say anything but pretty sure she was blushing slightly >spend the rest of the day with paranoia spikes every time they laugh about something I don't hearThis is all your fault /calg/
>>578275790>anon's sister is cute>anon is mad about it Many such cases.
>>578275790That girl was probably also checking out your sister
was andrew really a bad boyfriend to julia?
>>578278110Yeah. Andrew is bad to everyone
>>578278337he's not that bad is he? just distant and aloof... he never hit her or anything
>>578278110He fucked her, didn't he? What more can a bitch want?
>>578276060Haven't seen posts like that in a while though, this is a good sign that shows /colgate/ is returning to its roots.>>578278337Especially himself.
>>578275790>involuntarily check waist and ass insteadThis is SO FUCKING true. Feminists always talk about how breastfeeding is slavery or some shit but nobody talks about the unstoppable male instinct to hip-to-waist ratio check every female (and determine what the girl shall be for them for the rest of their lives by it). It's so overpowerded it's literally broken.
>>578268498>>578268590Here's the Lord Unknown impression I recorded 2 weeks ago, finally lol. My inspirations were Grand Moff Tarkin and Jacob Rees-Mogg.https://files.catbox.moe/7p415u.mp4
>>578275790>she gets in like six inches in front of me for some reasonShe knew what she was doing.
>>578278804>the unstoppable male instinct to hip-to-waist ratio check every femaleI have literally never done this
>>578275790>she gets in like six inches in front of me for some reasonMore like you got six inches inside her amirite?
>>578279890>>578280462You can't talk about "six inches" and "sister" without evoking brock (brocock) in one's mind huh?>>578280060You might be a homosexual.
After the Sislamic reformation, brothers and sisters will pray together in congregational prayer. Have a blessed Friday inshaallah.
>>578281114>Have a blessed Friday inshaallah.Holy moly, it's Floozy Friday!!
>>578279860That's pretty good, the layered voice tracks work really well. It's kind of weird to listen to just one half of the conversation though lol
>>578275790She wanted to impress you
>>578281290It just means (You) get to play the role of Andrew!Good news for all Andrews in this wreneral.
>>578280973>You might be a homosexual.What the heck is your problem, dude? I'm not gay. I just don't scan women's proportions when I see them
>>578281602>not gay>uses a Diu
>>578278110No, not really.
>>578281602Just as the Andrewfag takes an absolutely colossal faggot and projects masculinity onto him, the Thiufag similarly cites a canonically straight character to justify one's own homosexuality.
>>578279860I got a girl to record Ashley's dialogue from The Descent Route for me once. Was neat.
>>578281695It fit too well not to use it
>>578281858This but slow, breathy and mostly monotone = cinema
>>578281695Wait, why is he talking about scissoring? Is he trying to put an image in my head of two Thiu's scissoring? Lewd
>>578280060What? Where do you check out on a woman?
>>578282101Mayhaps
>>578282121The cock
>>578282195>t.
>>578281320This. Sisters arch their backs to show off their butts to their brothers when they stand close to each other. It's a mating ritual you just have to know.
>>578282259Andrew getting ready for a facial
>>578282025It was more focused on the part where she's talking about having sucked every inch of his dick and his cum being half her diet but yeah, pretty much.
>>578282292>Ashley, I already check out your butt every time myself. You don't have to break your fucking spine...
>>578279860British people just don't sound right saying hwat. It's too American.
>>578282101I like this image
>>578282321Sorapoi gave me a fucking facial fetish...https://files.catbox.moe/94dhxv.jpg
>>578282573Jfc, those scars. He just cuts himself dude, he's not a fucking zombie...
>>578282595Good.
>>578282709That's not cutting scars anymore, dude has kebabs or cutting boards for legs.
>>578282192Anon, please. I’m at work. I can’t afford to imagine two Thiu’s scissoring with their effeminate little cocks rubbing against each other while their soft bodies twitch and their mouth let out gentle faggoty moans
>>578282121I don’t “check out” women at all. I don’t want anyone to think I’m creepy so I try and avoid looking at girls my age
>>578285028Okay dude we get it you're gay I believe you
>>578285321The fuck do you think we mean by "check out"? Just a subconscious split second look at her overall body shape and size. Everybody does this, women look at the shoulder width on men and all. I've heard the hip to waist ratio is the first thing a man notices in a woman before anything.
>>578285652> I've heard the hip to waist ratio is the first thing a man notices in a woman before anything.Honest question. Are you a woman who is trying to figure out what men are really into?
Give sisters burgers.
>>578285652>'ve heard the hip to waist ratio is the first thing a man notices in a woman before anythingThe first thing I notice is her breasts. If she doesn't have sizable ones then I stop noticing the rest of the woman.
>>578286987I love Bugershleys. Poor girl needed to eat lots after nearly starving to death. Andrew better supply her with food. Need cooking mama Ashley arc.
just quit working my first job at a vineyard after 3 days. fuck this shit bros id rather be a little bitch ass NE*ET than be a semicrippled sunburnt nigger. will start thiumaxxing immediately from now on *university starts soon anyway
>>578289814Unemployment is the key to becoming more spiritual
>>578286928>I wish there was at least ONE female on my Finnish incest forumI swear to God you can't talk shit about anything without being accused of w*manhood 'round here. I just saw some short form video about studies with eye tracking men a while back that analyzed what they notice first and stuff. If I had a pussy, I'd sell it instead of discussing it in a sausage festival.
>>578290196You are a whore, pussy or not.
>>578289814NEVER get a job. It fucking sucks. NEET forever if you can>>578290196Anon, please, I was being genuine. I’m not the guy who accuses everyone of being a woman. It’s just something about how you phrased it that made me think you might be a girl. I dunno, it sounded more like you were talking about something you’d read rather than firsthand experience
>>578289814Welcome back, NEETking.
>>578290659>NEET forever if you canHow does one go about doing this? Been waging it up for awhile, it's getting harder and harder to stay afloat. May even need to get another job if I can find one at this rate.
>>578290819Were it so easy…Savings/living with your parents/NEETbux. But it’s just not possible for everyone. Life is fundamentally cruel
>>578291209We must go; the hussies have our scent.
>>578287457Feedsshley
>>578292273I’d let the Flooze consume me
What did she mean by this?
Andrew and Ashley in the GTA universe.
>>578290659>it sounded more like you were talking about something you’d read rather than firsthand experienceThe reason I was surprised at anons lack of interest in it was because hip-to-waist ratio is one of the first things my eyes gauge when seeing a women's full body. Even when I'm not interested, I instinctually look at it perhaps to get an idea about whether she would be considered by others as attractive. It's essential to me.
>>578293048Would make the upcoming installment actually good. Can't wait for all the retarded cattle to have the rug pull of the century when it actually drops.
>>578291209>living with your parentsThis basically, it's how I do it. Neetbux usually comes after being a proper neet for a time, as far as I can tell, that is if you're not genuinely irredeemably incapable of jobbing or adulting so you convince the government much easier. "Savings" implies you have waged before to save up to spend on NEETdom but that isn't a pure virginal NEET because you've w*rked before like a whore.
>>578293494NEETing through living with your parents vs savings has its own costs and benefits. Living with your parents is much cheaper and so you can do it longer, but they nag the shit out of you and you feel like a fucking loser. Whereas living on your own via savings is awesome in every single way, except you have to pay rent so you can’t do it as long
>>578293180>hip-to-waist ratio is one of the first things my eyes gauge when seeing a women's full body.>It's essential to meWhat is instinctual and essential to you is not necessarily true for other people
>>578295205Most men are going to see that hourglass and pay attention
>>578294970>you feel like a fucking loserAs you should by the way, I don't support the NEET lifestyle.Savings is a different question, but if I had savings I would want to add more on them rather than watch them go down the drain because of my self-destructive lifestyle. Guess I'm a fake NEET as well..
>>578295205Wow I didn't fucking know that Sherlock, thanks. I was just making conversation.
>>578297561You should definitely feel the way you do. I wish I was more normal like that. I work because I know I have to, but I wish I felt a sense of accomplishment as I built my future instead of a constant feeling of discomfort because I just want to be home more than anything. >>578297762lol I’m just yanking your dick, anon. xoxo
>>578298319>lol I’m just yanking your dick, anon. xoxoT-thanks...
>>578298319>lol I’m just yanking your dick, anon. xoxobratty anon requires CORRECTION
Oh yeah, it's cockdrew time
/calg/? More like /calg/ay
>>578305089>Boner obscured, much like the game CGBravo, artist!
>tfw I can’t join in on Faggot Friday posting because I’m at workThis sucks so bad. I just want to be home posting homoerotic Thius and Andrew’s with the rest of you
>>578306095Yeah we're not doing that don't feel left out
>>578308317>we’re not doing that But we could…
>>578313690I want to sexually harass Thiu while paying him well above market value so he feels like he can’t quit
>>578316062they call that The Harvey Weinstein strat
>>578313690>>578316062Thiu doing butler jobs in rich neighborhoods, call that Degrees of Thiudity
>>578313690I want to confine Thiu and not pay him
>>578318005
>>578280973>evoking brockbadgers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-h-kdscGH8Truly ancient memes
Does Thiu get the benefit of whiteboy summer?Bitches lining up for a chance with his mighty weapon.
>>578319036>mighty weaponIs he finally shooting up some place?
>>578319036Bulls lining up for his might bussy
when i was 13 i tried on my sisters bra and it made me feel funny do you think this ever happened to andrew too or am i just a faggot
>>578321524You're a faggot. I mean Andrew is a "faggot" too but you're like a real legit faggot.
>>578321524Neither. Andrew probably wouldn’t have tried on Ashley’s clothes and you’re not gay you’re just a pervert
Ugh... Momshley for thread quality.
>>578326220>for thread qualityIt’s impolite to announce that you’re lowering thread quality
>>578326326Posting 'drew in the wreneral
have femartists drawn dadbod andrew yet?What about millfley?
>>578326982They fagpost and the thread is just fine and DandyDNA...You subtly post Momshley and her beybey in response... and everybody loses their minds!SOCIETY
>>578328696Is Wren doing a Palpatine impression?
>>578328696>>578328882He's trying to say "Wahey!"
>>578319036No, Thiu is a hapat. knower
>>578322151>you’re not gay you’re just a pervertis that better?
>>578329504It is what it is. That’s for you to decide
>>578329384Imagine you're waiting for the first words of your child and he says "Waheey!">>578329504Practically the same thing.
>>578329862i know a gallaghercest artist when i see one
>>578329384>>578329862What is Wahey?
>>578330035Brit sounds that appeared in one fanart and became a /calg/ in-joke. Many such cases.
Renee RULESLeyley DROOLS
>>578331518>Leyley DROOLS
Julia having the most basic opinions.
>>578337524>Boring ass bitch. Doesn't she ever wanna talk about who she would kill or who she'd like to see die?>I miss Ashley...
https://x.com/i/status/2090884380411703486
>>578338119Damn, KrisLeean's Momshley is being made headcanon.
I want to cum in Andrew's buttNo homo
>>578341102Ashley won't be happy about it
Hug sleep
Why do I feel like if Nina survived, Julia would just continue to hang out with Nina instead of Ashley?
I'm gonna steal a pair of my sisters socks tonight chat wish me luck
>>578343526Literally everything would be better if Andrew had died instead of Nina
>>578343526Because Nina is nice and Ashley is a bitch
>>578344569Anon, you can't be a creeper and a footfag. If you have to do that shit at least pick one or the other.
>Andrew leaves Ashley for 5 minutes to see what the cult is doing>(You miss your sister.)What's wrong with this guy?
>>578345509Nothing>gosling.jpg
>>578345509He doesn't have much going on other than Ashley, and their club sucks anyway.
>>578346173This makes the sisterfag seethe
>>578345462What's the point of being a footfag if you wouldn't even sexually harass your sister's feet?
>>578345462Who said you can't platonically cum in a sock?
>>578061959>>578062679I don't need you to tell me how fucking Coffincore my song choice is, okay? I'm the one who posts it, I know how Coffincore it is. When anon goes posting, he posts shit. I post the good stuff because when I post it, I want to listen to it. But you wanna know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the songs in my thread, it's the dead hussy in my garage.
>>578344771Cry about it, Nina.
>>578200772>>dishes-kun did it againWhen you posted this, I was going to reply by saying I really haven't done anything in a while. But I saw my sister loading the dishwasher today and I actually had to leave the room because I saw her put a full fucking cup of water in the machine. She didn't even invert it.
>>578348317Tarantino just wanted to say the H-word... So insensitive, doesn't he know there's been so many hussies stuffed into crates by sisters?
>>578350182Julia likes being called the H-word during sex
Would you guys still be fans of tcoaal without the incest?
>>578350386What a hooah>>578350390No
>>578350182Oh again with the six bajillion crates! Cry about it, will you? It's been more than a decade and it didn't even happen, but I wish it did.
>>578350390Episode 1 didn't have incest and I still got obsessed.
>>578351396At least Decay won't have incest
>>578351396>Episode 1 didn't have incestIf Episode 1 didn't have subtle incestuous undertones (such as picrel) it wouldn't have gotten the attention it did.
>>578351983
>>578351396episode 1 definitely had incest subtext. and the emotional incest is integral to their relationship. maybe i should rephrase the question.Would you still be a fan of TCOAAL if Andrew and Ashley weren't related?
>>578352717No, because I LOVE incest and watching siblings FUCK.
>>578352717Probably not. I'm invested in the story/tone/characters by now but the incest is what got me interested in the game to begin with.
https://x.com/p_okate/status/1808523594164535340
I want to kiss Julia. A lot.
>>578356512I want Julia to jam her cock into my ass
>>578200772We need cultist robes and a Niggas Unknown band t-shirt line.
>>578350301Heh. Someone make a WAD.
>>578359369Someone actually did make a Coffin WAD. I'll try and find the screenshots on my hard drive. It's been posted here before
>>578350301if ashley is doomguy who is andrew?
>>578359369>>578360042>>578350301
>>578360216Why even
>>578360216
>>578360364
>>578360042>Coffin WADWet Ass Dussy?
>>578360502
>>578293048>GTAI still gotta check out this Coffin mod for San Andreas: https://dyom.gtagames.nl/show/87873
Why are women so fucking small? It's retarded. They can borrow your clothes but you can't borrow theirs because you physically can't fit in them. This is literally not evolutionarily helpful at all. My sister has wanted to dress me up for years but I fear she never will because all the lush maid dresses out there are half my size.
>>578363276The height difference between men and women has doubled over the past century. Sorry champ, but there is no happy ending to this story.
>>578363276twinkmax for your sister, anon
https://youtu.be/KbwqCaz-JkENice
Karugo...will you die if I have a nap?
I want to cum in his ass
>>578368386It would be very painful...
https://x.com/tutu_soi/status/2088532458417656006(1/4)
>>578371152(2/4)
>>578371301(3/4)
>>578371453
Watching the evil dead trilogy with my sister Ashley.
I love my wife Noelle!
Ashley is cuteshley, and Ashley is sexshley.
>>578252215No, my sister is HALF nigger. She just acts like a full-blood nigger.
>>578379276Hey if I shit on a plate, it isn't half clean.
Ashley is Cowley
>>578379779Yes, I agree.
>>578379858Only to Wren. He will never go hungry as an infant.
>>578380070holy bossum
>>578380272Bosom*
>>578380272Bussin*
Old Doll is the most Coffincore soundtrack ever holy shit how did I never think of thathttps://youtu.be/BIyfhkZT94M
>>578381342Busser*
Slooooow /calg/. Sloog.
