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Good.Morning.Thread.How are.You today?
*skitters all over da bread* mmm yumyum
The Place Where It Breaded
What do you think of the Shadow Crystals? I personally think that collecting them all will give an extra boss fight at least.
>Department of Defense needs to choose a Deltarune song for their Iran war propaganda meme>they choose the theme song for the charcater fated to lose
ralsei and noelle butting their horns together
>>578171139Battat with the average /utg/ femanon
What's some cool cut content gang?
most rapeable thing in existence. this is toby's self-insert??
>>578170959Hoo...
>>578171148Going from they/them to he/him or she/her pronouns is trans, its why everyone calls Mettaton trans in Undertale my tourist friend. Also there is of course the waitress lion.
Wobblemeat seems to refer to assWhat is the belly word?What is the booba word?What is the dick word?
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>>578171356...man!
>>578133250Dark Worlds are not physical reality, and are much closer to digital world. They can't provide sustenance. No sunshine is bad for your health, no food and water means you can't ever treat it as a home, you can only be a visitor. Before Chapter 5 we didn't know if their real bodies were in suspended animation or not. Chapter 5 confirmed that they get thirsty and starved, biological functions are not paused.Well, if your body is physical, anyway.
>no one voted on the judas cradle
Sebastian Wolff crying and shitting because he realizes he has no actual power
>>578171602I did!?
ralsei butt
>>578171295toby's self insert is kris
>>578171595>Chapter 5 confirmed that they get thirsty and starvedChapter 1 has Susie blatantly state this during the walk with Lancer but nobody has willingly read chapter 1 dialogue in 5+ years so I'm the only one who remembers that.
>>578171694bad timing post. just refreshed it
>>578171737I mean people also call Chapter 1 “filler” these days while meatriding 2+4 so that tells you everything
Chapter 2 and 4 didn't definitively answer whether or not humanity was destroyed at the end of FF7 so they're just random filler
Occasionally I get horny for penis, but only anthro furry penis.
most problematic character to fuck is kris because we literally control them like a puppet and they clearly don’t want us doing it (sometimes they like it tho, like the lake scene when the prompt to go back goes away)
i love how deltarune gatekeeps toby's songs from the evil maga because apparently you need to be retarded to enjoy toby's work.
>>578171698
>>578171959I know I'm being a contrarian but the more people dickride chapter 4 as the pinnacle of Deltarune the more I want to shit on it. Sound of Justice is the dullest boss battle in the entire fucking game and everyone just pretends it doesnt exist.
>Catti had yet another shift at QCs diner.>Part-Time work...>It was called Part-Time because she only wanted to die part of the time instead of all the time.>Boring. Dull. Menial.>Much like the customers.>If only something interesting could happen.>Suddenly, a car driven by the elderly geriatric Mrs. Boom drove through the diner killing Catti instantly.You ever see those videos of old people just holding foot to gas pedal cause they're so old and senial?
#nooticing how in the west shounentards turn Flowery into the "hype moments and aura guy" and try to masculinize him. Completely erasing his more emotional traits and all his faggotory.This shows how western men STILL can't handle the idea of men expressing femininity. East asian culture has this shit locked in, it's COOL to be an androgynous-looking sentimental guy but in the west they call you gay and tell you to man up.
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>>578172081I feel like the main thing keeping me away from FF7 is that it’s continuity seems like a total clusterfuck
>>578171237Power of SPAMTON has my favorite use of Don't Forget in the entire game, and it's not even in the game. I would absolutely not trade it for BIG SHOT, but in a perfect world it would be repurposed for a Spamton EX fight or something.
>>578172170damn bruh it's crazy that different sides of a character appeal to different people. so wild that japanese fujoshi will want to explore flowery's softer side for the sake of shipping, like what you posted, and guys not into yaoi stuff just appreciate his badass moments
>>578172170Society would unironically improve if people stopped treating misogyny as hatred of women but as refusal to embrace femininity as equal to masculinity said Berdly
>>578172170Your point?Cultures are different. It's neat that people from totally different walks of life can appreciate Flowery.
>>578172341Its really not, and you could always just be a boomer and play the original while ignoring everything else anyways.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>578172170>interpretation>interpretation, japan
>>578171094
>>578172341You can just play the original game and be happy with it and then start going through the Compilation if you REALLY want more
>>578172462The World Revolving has that same Don't Forget segment its just not as long.
>>578172153Chapter 4 is still my lowest rated Dark World.I do love its Light World scenes though, they're so fun.
>>578172726ramb size rambortenna size ramb
>>578172897you are an enemy of the state, the people, and god. please submit yourself to exile forever
>>578172887
>janny force-archived a stealth thread last night why does this game upset them so much
>>578172848The World is Revolving has Freedom, Don't forget.BIG SHOT has Freedom, Dummy! and Power of NEOBurning Eyes has Dark KnifeHammer of Justice has Spears of JusticeAnd Pink has Freedom, Don't Forget and HATSUNE FUCKING MEW-KU.
>>578172462It's interesting how the other part of THE WORLD REVOLVING was originally supposed to be the shared schizoboss motif
>>578173083Hammer of Justice also has Battle Against a True Hero iirc
>>578172170Flowery doesn't appeal to boys unless he's a jobber manIf Flowery wasn't a jobber than his fanbase would be 95% women
>>578173081if you mean /v/ jannies i really do think it’s envy
>>578172502>>578172590Decades of progress but people in the west still think it's feminism for women to be more masculine but not for men to be more feminine. As if the problem is that femininity is this gross plague on society we need to get rid of, and not inherent to all humans and something we should accept as equal to masculinity, is my point
>>578173073
>>578172971Tenna sized Ramb
ralsei>very strong>looks very weak>holds back on purposefor some reason this is hot to me
>>578173024I like chapter 4's dark world a lot (especially the vibe of second sanctuary) but he's fair to dislike it. Its very visually repetitive and lacks good darkner characters to interact with.
>>578173024W-Wait! L-Let me explain!!! Let me ex-AAAAAAAAAHHGHHH AHHHHH IT BURNS!!!
>>578173245
porn sites shouldn’t be allowed to put their search button at the top left of the screen because i can’t reach it with one hand and i’m afraid i’ll drop my phone in the bath
>>578173339>lacks good darkner characters to interact with.The Philosophers/Scholars and the cuptains are top tier though
>>578173216you’re thinking way too hard about this m8. the fujoshi who draw flowery crying into asgore's man tits aren’t doing it because of any higher opinions on gender dynamics/stereotypes/whatever the fuck, they just see him as a uke. most guys aren’t into bl and don’t care about that shit, thats not the part of his character that’s interesting to them
I remember seeing Ralsei as Citan Xenogears but I didn't save it is there any chance one of you goofballs does
>>578173502They are excellent but they dont have enough dialogue.
Chapter 3 remains to me the best chapter so far, 5 is a close second.Not that the rest are bad or anything but 3 feels the most resonant with the metanarrative and secret hunting aspects of the game.
why is everything a culture war
Rory Nyte is the Deltarune character that appeals most to boys, regardless of their identitySecond place is unfortunately Pink
Look, the artist said this is Chara
>>578171737Susie was already hungry before entering the Dark World, so that's not saying much.
>>578173216Male loneliness epidemic is entirely the fault of men and the cultural norms they have created and championed, but they'd rather watch dudebro youtubers tell them who to hate than seek out male friends to form genuine emotional attachments.
>>578173791they were right except for the sex
>>578172971absolutely 100% ramb sized ramb
>>578173865The chapter 3 scene where Ralsei turns to the camera and explains that darkners are objects come to life is for people like you.
>>578173879the male loneliness epidemic is a meme anyway, or otherwise only experienced by the most unfortunate autists. men aren’t actually emotionally retarded, they just benefit from the view that they are
>>578173879Form a genuine emotional attachment with me
>>578173879didn't read your post but i want to be reincarnated as alphys' seat cushion
>>578174038Fair point
>>578174140
>>578173216Like, on some level I agree with what you're saying about feminity and masculinity being a balance but like conflating it with "progress" and all, you're just gonna get mad at people for being people.
>>578173443use your other hand you fucking stupid assholetake your hand out of your vagina or off your cock and press it!!!
>>578173323>>578173941the duality of man...
>>578173416I don't like when fan art dialogue uses internet discourse words like "neurotypical"toby fox doesn't do this
>>578174140>>578174318Harmless adorable demonic goat vampire monster.
Kris (if they had A LOVING MOTHER)
>>578174432but it’s all wet
>>578173179i don't know why that had escaped me.you are absolutely right.
If Kris and Susie are really so real then how come they've never come out of the game to advertise Deltarune like the Cheetahmen?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXOQD-VAmYAre they actually less real than the Cheetahmen?
>>578174665BRING A FACECLOTH AND WIPE YOUR GROSS FINGERS OFF!!!
>>578173528Well yeah no shit. That's not my point. My point is that generally when shounenbros get attached to a male character they want to strip down his more sentimental elements to make him more "cool" and it's a symptom of a larger problem with society. I'm not saying they should all be drawing Flowery having gay angst with Asgore(not that I'd have a problem with it). It's that they simply aren't willing to engage with the more vulnerable parts of his character because shounenbros in general are averae to emotional vulnerability. Which is ironic in and of itself because shounen characters tend to be very emotional and compassionate.I think the biggest flaw of 2015 era Anita feminism was that they saw fictional women being more sexualized than male characters and concluded that the women should be desexualized, instead of sexualizing the men more. AAA games are still plagued with gruff emotionless manly men. No studio is bold enough to release an action game with a flamboyant male stripper twink who gets naked for his special attacks or shit like that(if there is one out there lmk).
>>578174589this is how he looks in my game
>>578174484Neurotypical and Cisgender are funny to me cause they're like fancy words for just a normal person. Said Rudy.
>>578174709my fingers aren’t gross fuck youhttps://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yo4fubcmur2625upeg4wrcrx/bafkreihwpbdxs7f2q2h3roc7rb3g3lxe6zlwzhw7mq4ug2jgs2mfpl3nmewhy is this link so long
>>578174928Don't ever post porn in /utg/ again, thanks.
>>578174979The potassium didn't age good huh
>>578170959>No good Seth feet art:(
>>578175104utg loves pornbut fine i’ll keep it on topichttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3848/91333509d6a5e13e9b5afacf11d6b35d.png?4356443
>>578175104if its a nice girl-ass i demand to see it.end of story.
>>578175064
>>578174212Carol does not have allat
>>578175227Sir, this is a furry thread. Nobody wants to see that and you have already posted it before. It's not even fresh and new.
OneShot is a layer of fiction running on The World Machine.It's hard to get away from but I hope the world of Deltarune isn't purely ficticious in it's own setting.
>>578171234>kind>helpful>makes visual art>best character yeah, that checks out
>>578175407by my count the utdr series has 3 humans and 8 flower humans
>>578175407this is a human general after chapter 5
>>578175519obsolete fanon character.
>>578175545>one painfully boring generic /a/ waifu copy pasted several times and originally stolen from Yume Nikki >and some steven universe charactersNot a very strong argument there but keep posting dickgirls or whatever you think is on topic.
the male berdliness epicdemic
>>578175746
>>578171237Friend appearing in the berdly fight
I think Chara would love Balatro, if only due to the sheer amount of "number go up"
Big Flowery naturals
>>578175654play the game
>>578175841Chara's reward for being SAVEd at the end of True Pacifist route was getting to go to Disgaea Hell and minmax to their heart's content
>>578174928>>578175227WHERE is the wobblemeat???
>>578173879Methinks there's a loneliness epidemic regardless of gender due to recreational spaces for teens and adults getting taken away so everyone's on the internet all the time and work hours are increasing so people have less free time to go out and socialize. Plus COVID turned a lot of people socially reclusive and they haven't gotten over that.
>>578174921i like to think noelle briefly believed she was nonbinary transmasc or some nonsense so she came out to rudy and expected it to be a big deal but he just didn’t give a shit and she got over it
>>578175903done.ch1 completed good endingch2 weird routech3 normal completionch4 light world weird route segment completedch5 aborted weird route (for now)all crystals.
Attention: someone has a playable build of Deltarune VI and spelled out "leek" with a bullet pattern to prove it They're demanding an apology from Royal Sciences LLC for not making a physical release of the game
>>578176041This is the first time I have ever respected a flaggotry image, using the flag as a palette limitation is cool
>>578175996fuck you had me thinking those links were of ralsei with a flat ass
>>578172462power of spamton fucking rocks and i'm in the band of people who felt like it should have been used for his weird route fight
>>578176070Nobody cares about reddit tier game news. Who the fuck cares about shark card simulator?
YOu FREAKING FRICkS
>>578172084that's how it starts
realistic gerson is kinda weird...
>>578176023so you’ve moved on from calling the pippins fanon to calling the flowers fanon?
>>578176041It's kind of weird to just take designs you personally consider unfuckable and map asexuality onto it I dunno
>>578175996https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3617/a77c72674fe97d1d137859a22e761cb8.jpeg?4086520
>>578176284Calling someone a virgin by saying you headcanon them as asexual is funny though
>>578176284dawg that’s the non-binary flag and those are characters who have canonically been referred to as they
wtf why is deltarune on the switch poo so unoptimzied?? why am i seeing a fucking loading screen and why isn't instantly over???
>>578174212Is that Venom?
i NEED adult aqua pics
>>578176284well most asexuals are unfuckable and need to justify it kek
>>578176456Wearing what?
I love fish
>>578176147Here anon, I got your back.https://static1.e621.net/data/ff/7b/ff7b1e2f2a01eb801077a1aca7d85691.png
>>578176317this? this is what you offer me?true goonlords would starve on a diet so anemic!
>>578176041did this artist not notice that seth was drooling over a single feather from berdlywhat am i talking about they didn't play the game most utdr fans haven't i should be put in a nursing home
I still don't know your face
>>578176580oh my god bruh it’s not the asexual flag
>>578176564i’m not a gooner i’m just a fapper
>>578176410Well maybe they should use flags that don't all look the fucking same goddammit
>>578176420>loading screens on switch 2wait what the fuck. i'm not familiar with the nintendo ports but don't undertale and deltarune run flawlessly on the switch 1?
Am I the only favesexual in the general? It's lonely out here sometimes...
>>578172726Chara's 「GENOCIDE KICK」
>>578176681they were using the flag like a rorschach test
>>578176701That’s just real life accuracy
I'm trying Toby Fox's cornless challenge and I just phantom shit. My stomach started hurting so I sat on the toilet was forcing out what was sure to be a screamer but it was naught but dust. Tricky Tony got me again.
>>578173791They were right about everything.
>>578176742>am I the only loud attention seeking foid? No there are several of you and they all sort of blend together as background noise for the rest of the thread.
>>578171492Best
>>578176809This is meI would sing songs about him if I had the musical ability to compose
>>578175407Hooman game now.
Which Deltarune character should he be shipped with?
I want to make my discord pfp a fanon Dess again but I don't want to look like a furry
>>578176261i never called the flowers fanon.the flowers are real and valid and nobody likes blue.
>>578177039
>>578176729switch poo feature has the long loading times for chapter select
>>578176764Nice!
Production value on e621 uploads is going up.What kind of joker is posting art on the porn website?
>>578176764least horny charafag.nice work, though.
Deltarune took so long to make James Pond came back as AI
In five years from now, Aqua will have an explosion of fanart where she has adult proportions, like Chara.
>>578176918daddy chill
>>578177182it's actually not just a porn websitethere's loads of sfw stuff on thereI know because I like looking up random niche animals to find cool furry art but it's always some bullshit sfw feral where they turn them into a quirk chungus potato cartoon
>>578177067You'll have to make that choice. Had a cute picture of Niko from OneShot fo years before I changed it cause I was getting too many messages from furries thinking I was like them.My advice is just change it and if you start to get people asking change it again.
>>578177182e621 feels like the only western-oriented booru that cares about actual quality control
>>578176557i don’t like it
>>578177527I know I just wanted to make the joke because there really has been a batch of high quality stuff getting uploaded from new artists. picrel is a first and only upload.
>>578177527What's a good website to find good fanart of media without seeing PORN?Asked Toriel.
>>578177334ugh he’s so cute imagine chewing on his ears
VERY FAST FAVE TRAVELING AT INCREDIBLY HIHGH SPEED
>>578177781OOooooo and the warm metalic twinge on your tongue when you bite into his head and taste blood.
>>578177739*sniffffffffff* oh yeah i can smell this was drawn in procreate
>>578176968I love all these goobers like you wouldn't believe
>>578177324>james pondnow that's a real man's scrimblo. shame about the ai but that's the one crappy 90s platformer mascot i'd want to see make forced comebacks.
>>578177752any art website with filters onI don't know a good website for porn eithereverything is so inconvenient
>>578178031What about this one? Another single upload, chapter 5 WR seems to be attracting a new breed of proceeder fanboy.
>>578178006?
>>578177752Safebooru and e926?
Sans will probably be relevant to some extent because doors and shortcuts and nice to see you again and My brother and breadcrumbs and the place it rained etc.However a video game is a type of story where the important character moments are dealt with through gameplayHow will Sans be relevant to the gameplay
>>578177693TrueAlmost all the other sites allows slop to be uploaded for example
>>578178389Susie is a cyooot.
were the ch5 art corner creatures self-inserts of the dev team? they felt a little... "unique".picture unrelated.
>>578178439Sans, in the weird route, will be like "Hey Kris, my name is Sans Gaster, and I'm gonna kill you now"And then Kris will fight Sans.
>>578178439party member
>>578178574>art corner creatureswhich?
Art corner appearing in chapter 5 and not in chapter 3 or 4 invalidates reverse Undertale theory forever. no more discussion on it or you will be killed on sight.
>>578178745i wanna fuck those pancakes.
>>578178439Well relevancy aside, Sans "gameplay" in UT is only accessable through the full geno run.Sans is still highly relevant with simple dialogue and interactions. Walking around and talking is still "gameplay" but I know that's not really your point. You mean like, battles or a gimmick like petal feather.I really think we'll only be able to talk.
Tempted to start a new Elin playthrough with a Flowery PC and haxing the game to give him 999 base potential in every stat so he levels up comically fast and he's gonna be a service top manwhore because he's a people pleaser.
My favorite porn website joke is when someone uploads classical paintings to r34 without any naked people on themAnd it is thanks to those uploads that I've found out just how horny people used to be in the past, almost comparable to what it's like in the modern day minus the bizarre fetishes
>>578178860but do the pancakes want to fuck you?
>>578177956canon and dangerous
>>578178569Why is Frigg doing the Anya face?
>>578178849kind of the whole thing feels different.>whichidunno, i didn't ask them.
>>578176764
>>578179269HEHITS MY CHARONA
alp his
>>578179391god i love fat women
rudy's anal birth child with asgore would be called asrudy
>>578179835How did Sans know this? Is this the work of IMAGE_FRIEND?
>>578179981>Noelle going back in time to groom Kris before Dess does
I like Noelle
>>578180130I think giving Noelle a time machine would lead to worse outcomes than giving Porky one did
>>578180189Why?
chapter 6
>>578180283Why does the Sun rise every morning? It's what it does
i want to strangle kris dreemurr. i want to force my hands onto their neck, press down on their carotid artery, and slowly watch the life drain from their eyes. i want to feel their nails digging into my chest and arms as they struggle to get me off of them. i want them to twitch and whimper in a last ditch desperate plea for their life. i want them to go limp in my grip, and then i let go just before they are seriously hurt. i want to see them gasp for air and realize how my control over their life is absolute. I love you, kris dreemurr.
>>578180589I just wanted to know if it was surface level shallow attraction to a character that is a girl or some deeper complex feelings with thought and passion put into them.
December Knight is still popularr, and it seems to be the most plausible one but what does the tell us about december???
>>578180858Noelle...
>>578180161cute size differences>>578180351i want to see him cry again before the game ends
>>578181115So I says to the bartender, "Wobbled pornmeat, shaken not stirred." and he tells me that they only serve drinks.
porn will devolve the deltarune until it is naught but a round, slimy shining skin meat blob that is slowly pulsating
>>578181439Sounds like a darkner you'd encounter in a /utg/ dark world
>>578181439can I have sex with the meat blob and maybe put a wedding dress on her and marry her and walk her down the aisle
>>578180549
>>578178439Sans likely won't be as crazy important as a lot of people expectFor the same reason we didn't get an Asgore rematch, we won't get a Deltarune Sans fight. The Genocide Sans fight was a Sans fight fulky realized, with nothing left on the table. You could maybe argue for a pacifist Sans fight, but we got that for the Undertale anniversary. The only Undertale reference fights we've gotten has been things Toby wasn't able to do or couldn't fit in, like a real Mettatin Neo fight, a Gerson fight, and a fully realized Mad Mew Mew boss And remember, at the end of all this, Sans has to go to Undertale. Nothing too permanent can happen to him
>>578181439thus /utg/, having attained the final, ideal sexual object in spherical form, will merge with /orb/
>>578181710it probably isnt sapient so go ahead
>officially time to go back to college and lock the fuck in instead of brainlessly drawing fave all day every day killing myself
>deltarune fans take a character named seth (morris in japanese) and add gigantic tits
>>578182080what's the friggin' point then
>>578182084you and me both, rip my fave goontime
>>578182149i want to violently fuck this thing
>>578182084noelle would get her panties wet if this happened, and not from pee
>>578182229stay strong queen <\3
Deltarune but instead of college, Asriel has been deployed to Iraq.
>no fave petting my tummy on my period Life is a cruel mistress
>>578182154um, yes?
>>578182362if undertale came out today people would take flowey's "kill or be killed" line like an irrefutable fact
>>578182665if undertale came out today nobody would play it because they'd be too obsessed with tobithais hound's brand new game, nudealert
>>578178439>the place it rained etc.this plays in the mettaton resort it was never about sans
>>578182208dont act like you actually want an actual partner with thoughts and feelings this is utg we all know what you want
>>578182807I want Queen to belittle me while I eat her out.
i know people expect ralsei to be the final boss of the weird route and it could be cool but i feel like it could be susie. dragon blazers implies the final boss is a silver drake and susie has constantly been likened to a dragon i guess this falls apart though as dragon blazers and gerson's story are only based on the prophecy vs being a 1:1 retelling
secret collab
>>578183072Silver Drake isn't said to be the final boss, just the boss of a dungeon
>>578183142i thought the dungeon they were playing through was the last
>>578182598Asriel would be that guy who gets teased for being a pretty gay boy despite having a picture of his girlfriend back home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBh_NtFRFY
>>578182605I can lick it for you
>>578182605You can bleed on your own.you are a strong in-the-pen-dented woman.basically its the one thing you're good at.
All my Charas so far, will use this post's digits as my dice roll for what I do nextThe soul at the bottom is a tentative concept for Chara x Player/Soul stuff
>>578183498not true, men have more blood
>>578182605pick up the paintbrush
Chara Sex Blob
>>578182605I think kisses would feel better
>>578182807maybe i really do want a squishy ineffectual meat blob gf who has strong opinions on which texture she likes sitting on huh have you considered that?
>>578183874then someone from here would write a fanfic of carving her up into cuts of steak to grill
Kris is such an ungrateful little bitch
does flowery know that kris is being gaped by the knight nightly?
I’m impressed with the quality of this carol sculpture someone made on tumblr
NEW TENNA HAS DROPPED! A NEW PROMOTIONAL TENNA IS HERE TO BLESS OUR EYES!!!
>>578184030he's his father's son
>>578184030Who is this God you speak of, Asgore? Angel?
>>578184127finally a nostalgic carol that isnt that dogshit scene one
>>578182084No there's still timeClasses don't begin for a monthIt's not over it's not over it's not over I still have time my life isn't over I still have time I'm still young I'm not wasting every day I still have time
>>578184127form and 3dmogs every "artist" here but painter
>>578183996evil post
>>578184127
>>578184121I think he's in the same boat as Ralsei where he knows somethings off with Kris but doesn't know exactly what
>>578184226hornet would kill tenna for being too loud and annoying
>>578184293if you’re under 25 you shouldn’t complain about being old because you’re a baby. you can worry about being old when you reach late twenties and even then you’re not old, you just aren’t young anymore. i wish i could be even 30 again at this point
>>578184226CLOSEUP!
>>578184226these are nice designs
>>578184256no one has ever said 'oh my angel' intead of god outside of shitty fanfiction
Why does BIG SHOT have quotes from DUMMY!!! but Cutie Mew Mew Magic doesn't? Is Spamton stupid (dummy)?
>>578184297mmmm… sorry I didn’t hear you over my belly gurgles~
>>578183667debateable.we have more depression that ends in suicide, we have higher bone and muscle-density we heal different, our skin is rougher to withstand slightly harder blows and the skin thar regrows is less smooth as a result of injury, we generally live shorter lives, we live lonlier, we work more hazardous jobs, we traditionally work more physically demanding jobs for longer.just imagine instead of your period, you'd have a statistically more fatal depression or panic attacks, but instead of "talking about it" you get to "man up" and "shut up".so, the grass ain't always greener on the other side.
>>578184436i'm early 30s, what should i do wise anon
>>578184331you didnt say incorrect post
>>578182605are you motherfuckers always on your goddamn period?? do you ever stop bleeding??why don't you ever post "uuu I wish fave was here when I'm ovulating" instead
>>578184226>Ralsei in a female hanbokUh oh
>>578184751kraut you shitpost all day for a living as far as I'm concerned
>>578184271truth roaring
>>578184724doesn't Cutie Mew Mew Magic have a little bit of it towards the end?https://youtu.be/tlFnfEWZCtQ&t=166
>>578184724Because Spamton is mad
>>578184837i'm not bleeding if it helps you out any, dossier-kun
>>578183641Godspeed, Anon. Keep the kino rolling.
>>578184848currently playing valheim, did a logic gate exercise yesterday and completed it now.
>>578184901kiddo... that's spooktune
Mewmew’s expired and seven layer dipped butthole~
>>578184226>Lancer>No SpamtonThe world is healing...
>>578184839whats the difference? it looks like sans's to me..
Good day PinKris nation how we feeling today
>>578184812i don't trust /utg/ not to do that so i can't really argue
>>578184837>uuu
>>578185097oh fuck please i'm sorry i'm not a fake fan please don't hurt me
>>578184837I hornypost when I'm ovulating, I just don't tell the thread I'm ovulating
>>578184751Kraut would not survive a single day as a woman and while he continues to live his life as a man every day he fails to obtain the money respect power and women that entails his own vision of success let alone the respect of his male peers. It's enough to make me want to have a realistic panic attack.
Deltarune theory videos are gold rush on youtube what the hell
*sniffs*smells like... eggs
>>578185236this art is kino is this the artist who draws azzy bullying ralsei or is it someone else
>>578173443I wish I could masturbate with my left hand but it's genuinely impossible
>>578185326yes his azzy raped, beat, and let others gangrape ralsei
>>578185397I can but despite the hours I put into it my left arm will never be as good as my right arm.Genuine wtf moment if you ask me.
>>578185326Yeah, you have the right artist.
>>578185546do not post this artist
>>578184271So true
>>578185428
i like the three music robots from chapter two way more than the sun and moon couple from chapter three
>>578185174Pink and Rosa are the same colors, right?
>>578185546always post this artist
I want tralsei to happen specifically so that rapist streamer and his garbage fanbase stop paying attention to Deltarune. I don't really care about Ralsei's gender one way or another.
>>578185693Yes
>>578185647
>>578185664Bad move. *Activates Sans mode*
>>578185596>>578185721I will continue to post the artist sometimes.
>>578185789I hope that doesn't happen and you stay mad
>>578184226Tennafags stay winning
>>578185847
>>578185903i really wish they drew them more often but they seem to be on an oc kick right now
>>578185397i’ve only used my left because i’m right handed and don’t want to shake hands with people with my penis hand
>>578185159Every time Tenna shows up by himself in promo art without spamtard in sight, 5 years get added to my lifeI missed Lancer, it's great to see him again
>>578185226Please tell us when you're ovulating because that makes me horny.
when fave textures their 3d models do they handpaint everything or do they cheat and just use trim sheets?
>Menophilia>Ovulation fetishWhat's next?
>>578186090Their best stuff was the lovey romantic art and not the hardcore abusive gangbangs with blood and choking and shock collars but I will give them credit for having range and being able to convey both skillfully.
>>578185693Yeah “rosa” means “pink” in Spanish
>>578180987Well y'know she's cute and all but she has her intrusive thoughts that make her more round
>>578186625don't call her round that's mean
>>578186332It's pretty easy to tell even without me having to tell you
Ralsei gangbang comic?Where can I read that?
>>578186625I wish Noelle was rounder desu
>>578186860I'll be sure to sniff your posts for ovulation pheromones.
>>578186968You have a really strange fetish
well, i'm from /utg/ and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
Starting a diet and giving fave all the food I would have eaten so they get soft and squishy instead…
>>578184781idk, if you're early 30s I'm assuming you've been in college for a while? What are you up to, like a masters?
>>578187173>homestuck sun>she/her ralsei
I know this general doesnt care what twitter is doing, but the current fandom discussion is that Deltarune is a bad rpg
>>578186918https://static1.e621.net/data/c5/e3/c5e3603a1b22d96db566ef6d06320090.jpg
>>578187173lmao
>>578187176It's essentially a fetish for women being horny. It's actually one of the most normal fetishes you can have.
>>578186573ralsei deserves that stuff
>>578187248>twitter post of a family guy clip posted from some dumb doeposter's iphone You know what, you somehow managed to overflow the stack and round back to being an okay post again.
>>578187191oh no, it's a /drg/ expression
WHY WERE THE ARCHER AND MANTIS NOT USED FOR COMBAT
>>578187226that sounds very productive... no, i'm just trying to get a shitty job. >>578187496toby indirectly confirmed they will fight in later chapters, no?
>>578187496Because if they were added it would have taken an extra 5 years of development
>>578185236i can't imagine living life with even less IQ points and the only balancing fact is that nobody holds me accountable for the retarded shit i do while womanning.
>>578182598>"Mrs. Dremurr I...">"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-">"Your son, Private first class Asriel Dremurr, died yesterday-">"He got shot by a sniper and you have the secretary of the army's condolences-"
between toby saying "in chapter 5 at least" when talking about the mantis and archer and "will i ever?" when talking about new flowery voicelines, i'm very very afraid of the possibility that chapter 6 will somehow be flower king again
>>578187261why didn't ralsei just firegrave them? is he stupid?
i'm a deltarune developer and i just coded a single bullet pattern fuuuuuckkkki need a month break
>>578184421I did the same, so I understand.
I know a lot of people think it's dumb but I want half human Susie to be real because it'd be interesting to explore human-monster hybrid people and how they work. Would half human Susie have the power to close fountains? Could she potentially be controlled by the player character?
>>578187248Deltarune's RPG elements are very weak and only serve a bridge between the actual gameplay (bullet hell, minigames, platforming etc)
>>578187826are you a gay tranny?
>>578187743If that actually happened people would send him anthrax lmao
>>578187826trannies are notorious for their laziness desu
>>578187794
Chapter 7 is going to turn the game into an actual RPG with 40 hours of gameplay
>>578187870nah
Was I supposed to use equipment other than the ones with the best stats in Chrono Trigger? All I did was equip the highest numbers except for equipping speed items to slow characters.
>>578187870toby wont even put mixed-species monster couples in his games.
>Be Carol Holiday>Your oldest daughter goes missing one day while playing with her friends.>The weird autistic kid she's friends with says that she's inside the town's bomb/emergency shelter, but after it's opened no-ones inside.>It's assumed the kid made a mistake, the shelter only had one entrance/exit after-all>Weeks of people arm-chaining through the woods, scuba-divers, missing posters, digging up disturbed pieces of dirt, etc>Nothing.>The shelter is turned into some sort of "haunted" legend by the local kids, eventually you and the other adults install an electronic lock to stop them from trying to break back in.>Some sort of normality sets back in.>Your husband gets diagnosed with [TurboCancer], inoperable, terminal.>Your younger daughter becomes [even more] sky and anxious than she seemed to be before.>Despite how inappropriate you feel it is, you eventually give the autistic kid your number and ask him to 'keep and eye on' your daughter for you. Just to be safe.>Events of Deltarune.>Your daughter tells you that she's really happy to go to the festival with her friends tomorrow.>:)>Your daughter AND the weird autistic kid BOTH go missing after last being seen near the lake>Entire cycle repeats, except now there's apparently no-one to even investigate, Officer Undyne also apparently went missing two nights ago...And this ghost is useless.>Your husband collapses and will die several days later>Eventually demand to know anything your daughter said from that fat dinosaur girl, she spits out some utterly insane babble at you that until ~24 hours ago she, the autistic kid and Noelle could travel into alternate realities.>"umm uhhh uhh ummm babble babble "SHE TRIED TO GIVE ME ALL OF HER MONEY CUZ SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T NEED IT ANYMORE" babble babble babble">Fall to the floor.
>>578187743The unused enemies are just going to show up in Chapter 6's single dojo battle.
>>578187808He was under the influence in the preceding image on top of whatever is in his red solo cup and ends up in a pretty sorry state by the end. Moral of the story? Don't drink out of red solo cups.https://static1.e621.net/data/6f/c5/6fc5b65ca27f4e1fe85d4265b9938889.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/cc/be/ccbec4c26d368fa917c17dfe3b72aa9c.jpg
>>578188234catti and jockington bro? dess and asriel?
>>578187248>You aren't changing loadouts for what's best against a bossBut I did just that for multiple bosses like Spamton, The Knight, The Titan, Pink
how the fuck do you bike uphillam i just out of shape? i thought my walking skills were pretty good
>>578188359>first imageHot>second imageToo far
>>578188453gear ratios or something idk
>>578187649>i can't imagine living life with even less IQ pointsyeah you don't have many to spare do you.
>>578188453It depends on how steep it is, if it's not that steep you're out of shape
>>578188359the e621 comments under these were kekky
>>578188390did they form a nuclear family and reproduce? thought not, they will break up and marry within their race.
>>578183641Based, can you post all your Frisks as well pixelbro?
>>578188514That's the general consensus with the artist. Good at what they do, but that's unfortunately what they decide to do. People are usually just a little freaky not full on Hellraiser "we have such sights to show you" torture.
>>578188526explain it to me like you’re gyro zeppeli>>578188571guess i’ll keep practicing until i stop being out of shape then
>>578187726>2 femboysYuck
>>578188562yeah we're going to have to calculate my iq by 1/# if femmekraut would become canon (god held us)i love all these retarded women thinking they're tough for sharing their retarded opinions in a space where they are in good company of equally retarded people and as a result get little to no pushback for being as fucking retarded as they are."you wouldn't survive a day as a woman"you are asking me to lower the difficulty.
>>578188453you need to build up speed little guy
I figured out why UTDR fans are so damn horny all the time.UTDR has simple gameplay for the sake of immersion and also so anyone can beat the games. It's exactly like those porn games that have gameplay but the goal is still to progress the story and watch the sex scenes so it can't be too difficult. Deltarune is exactly like those games without the sex scenes, and because there's no sex scenes everyone becomes aggressively horny from pavlovian conditioning.
>>578188904Being a woman would be hard mode for you because I would use my rapist jutsu to find you and correct you for all of your awful posts.
>>578188965understood *backwards long jumps into the weird geometry in my garden*
>>578188821
>>578189042you could do that now if you weren't a coward
>>578189042wouldn't that just make me go full weird route noelle? except i dont talk like like a doormat?
>>578188904>god held us
>>578188891should have been 3
god held me and I coomed on his hand
>>578189325>except i dont talk like like a doormatYou type like your wobblemeat jiggles with every keystroke.
>>578189067how do you change gear? is it just posture?
Would a South Korean misogynist be worse or better than Kraut?
why hasn’t rudy divorced carol
>>578189606Honestly probably worse
>>578189671Toriel...
>>578189671cock too good
>>578189671no terminally ill person is winning a custody battle
>>578189606I would call him kimchi.
>>578189606gorillion times worse
>>578188706Don't have all Frisk edits made, I think I'll start making them in bulk once I have enough new CharasThe sleeping Chara sprite only has a Frisk edit for the old version, so since it gives her a slightly different pose, have the soul sleeping with two hotties
>>578189606koreaut?
Does kraut even have a reason to believe these thingsI can’t imagine he has women in his life
>>578189373I could, but I still don't think I would.
>>578189573i love this pairing
>>578189671why would he?
>>578189967Whoever ERAM is will end up being the most popular character in Deltarune over its lifetime
>>578189943I lowkey think kraut doesn’t actually believe the things he says.
>>578190090Bro that thing is not even reaching Jevil levels of popularity
>>578190090
>>578190090trvkeinvest now. You have been warned
>>578190175You can hide your head in the sjelter as much as you want but that won’t change the truth that they’re already more popular
>>578190104I exaggerate some beliefs.especially the ones about women and just slightly the ones about gay people.
Mr. Society will be the most popular Deltarune character.
>>578190403Awwwwwwwww you love ussssssssssssss :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
>>578190408
I'm from the future. ERAMfags are responsible for the first fandom murder. You have to
>>578190465that's an outright distortion of the truth.
>>578190634Anon stay with us, we have to do what? What???
>>578190090in my heart they already are
>>578190403I’m going to kiss your belly rolls up and down tonight in your dreamscape
>>578190621
>>578183641>spoilerwhat if the soul was upside down when its cock is out so the soul itself looks like the sack
>>578190634COME BACK
>>578190796i REALLY prefer having a deltarune dream again.actually had one a few days ago.
Did you know that his favorite color is brown?https://x.com/i/status/2090294036170997986
>>578190828Damn, that's actually a pretty good ideaAlmost sounds like a soul mode
>>578190819
>>578190634i must fulfill the prophecy...
>>578190978Is this a pun that doesn't translate? Why would his favorite color be brown?
>>578190450
>>578190978Reference to spamton’s chocolate starfish
>>578191157he like poop
>>578190082she’s problematic and has been called out on deltatiktok by hometown teens
>>578191005I was thinking that right after I hit submit lmao, it just rotates like it does against neo and you get the same sfx when it turns yellow as its cock erects
>>578191157Yes it's a punhttps://x.com/i/status/2090435079470248145
>>578191445Tenna's brown tube...
See that fleshy thing? That’s your GENITALs, the very culmination of your being!
>>578191157Lifted from a Twitter comment: CRT in Japanese is ブラウン管 (buraunkan). Buraun is pronounced kinda like “brown” in English. So Tenna’s favorite colour is brown because he is a CRT
>>578191183BEHOLD:KINO
>>578190986>Noelle Kurta
>>578191603Japanese humor is so fucking dogshit
>>578189895these look like garbage you pedo
>>578190986Get out of my wayThe way I am now I could Snowgraves anyone
the /utg/ arranged marriage will change everything
>>578191224You made me choke on my chocolate
>>578191821Dess isn't real so I'm not real.
I played Deltarune and in my head the phrase "kill them all" is just repeating what the heck
>>578191746Anon it's a silly single line in a boss fight, please calm down
>>578191924le freaking MORDER all the teh hecking quirk chunguses
>>578191746Agreed
>>578191203
>>578191559>Your GENITALS start off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV.
>>578191703"Noelle is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness."*Sick guitar riff*
>>578191870Who is getting married?
Fave's left hand still hurts from doing a hardcore 3-hour edging fap session yesterday
>>578191870I hope I get married to someone good.
>>578192190
Tried playing a "real" JRPG and my god this shit is booooooooring
>>578189353Only Kris should've been one.
>>578192342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duyY56Px2KE
>>578189895Those look amazing, thank you, anon.
>>578192365you just made CoL cryare you proud of yourself
>>578192365Every "I hate JRPGs" person needs to go play Resonance of Fate right now and I'm not even kidding.
what is the sound of one cheek clapping
>>578192701who will call the man who fapping
>>578192701When the wobblemeat so thick it impacts itself and creates a perpetual motion wave machine.
>>578192335You need to edge more to develop your muscles.
* The air echoes with the sound of one cheek clapping.
What a fucking HACKhttps://x.com/i/status/2090044006252085586
Just remembered that we waited seven years to play chapter 3Fucking insane
>>578192701>fave with one leg blown off be like
>>578193016When will you finally learn Toby has never invented anything original before
>"You're wrong, Gaster. I know now, without a doubt. DELTARUNE... is Light!"
I don't think it will be that Noelle "outsmarted (You)/SOUL by forcing it to proceed into the lake" - Because will need to account for the idea that some players will just hit proceed completely voluntarily without even seeing what 'stop' says
>>578192365play mario rpg, it has dodging just like utdr
>>578193427my wife is in this photo
>>578192669Does that game have waifus in sexy outfits?
>>578192335>3 hourslol I can do 8
Why is Deltarune waiting?
>>578191441
>>578193016he's not a hack, you just haven't played any other rpg in your entire life so every single joke in deltarune flies over your head
>>578193545This is what the "You cant say stop like you used to" is supposed to signal to the player, shes not forcing you at all. Rather, its next to impossible you got THIS FAR in weird route, and are only now having second thoughts. You're only saying Stop because youd want to know what happens, not because you genuinely hold a desire to give up here. It knows you, even if you drown now, you'll come back. You arent giving up on this anymore
>>578193427ERAM’s design will end up being Dreemurr-goat Kris and it will genuinely overtake the fandom
>>578193849what a retard
POAL TIMEhttps://poal.me/6ealtqhttps://poal.me/6ealtqhttps://poal.me/6ealtq
>>578193849 (Me)Also, this is tying back to Sword Route, the very tutorial for Weird Route, where Susie asks if youre having fun. If you say no she says, in very plain english, "Then stop playing." If you wanted it to end, you wouldnt be there holding Noelle's hands, you'd be leaving of your own accord
>>578193709Sure, I guess
>>578194252Edging is so much easier on anti-depressants.
I still can't believe that Ralsei was expert level hater this whole time and just kept it all bottled up
>>578194252where is the i want to watch fave #3 edge fave #1 for 8 hours
>>578194192no argument
>>578194518there were signs long before
>>578194540Fave #2... so easily forgotten...
shoutout to everyone who draws and writes and makes creative things *spanks your pornmeat*
>>578194540spamton and tenna?
>>578194768ow dude you spanked my pornmeat too hard now it’s all red and swollen
>>578194712i can't yet imagine fave #2 doing it to #1 or rather i can but id rather see #3
I'm sorry once again I kept a lady in waiting
>>578194768I’m sorry anon… I’m giving up on my dreams… I’ll never make creative things again…
>>578194847it was colored in with care anon dont worry about it
>>578194768What is a pornmeat
>>578195051ralsei
>>578195051It's kinda like a goonham or a fapslab.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>578195051https://static1.e621.net/data/f1/b1/f1b1a47702e4927aa34e9d05ba47068c.jpg
i keep running into erp accounts whenever i search up fave and theyre making me kekcringe
Asgore and Undyne will be goners the next time we see them and can only be saved by coloring them in with LOVE, which will reintroduce Alphyne and Toriel x Asgore
Wobbell,rumbell,tinkle andtumbell!
>>578195234Deltarune didn’t release today so I don’t see why it should release tomorrow
>>578195441Asgore and Undyne are already gooners.
>>578195646undyne yesasgore no
>>578195441It would be so fucking hilarious if immediately after all the shit he got for Suselle he pushes the even worse version of Alphdyne
Not gonna lie, I was checking /utg/ hour 1 of ch5's release before I played it and when that Flowery screenshot was first posted my immediate thought was "why did you photoshop that pokemon trainer into a blonde and post it here?"My second thought was "why did this get so much (you)s" and then I scrolled down
I went out for a hike shortly after posting here and my period started 30 minutes into it, I'm blaming all of you
>>578195928When seeing the cutscene while playing for the first time my reaction was a mix between disappointment at the retool of Tenna’s intro gimmick and just complete bafflement
>>578195998You must have made a pretty bad post for me to bother using one of my blood hexes on you
>>578195998Paint
>>578195998Go treat a flower out there
>>578196097The amount of times in ch5 that I immediately went "Oh you're doing (Thing that happened earlier) again, great." is staggering
>>578195998All those times you were making fun of my fave and being mean, and you thought I didn't see because I didn't respond... I saw that shit. You're going to regret all those rude things you said about them... While you were gooning to Spamtenna I was mastering the warlock arts, you're gonna pay for calling them a bum and ridiculing their physical appearance that one time...
if you have blood then paint mama wants period art
>>578195998Let me drink it.
when people insult fave i simply pray for them because how could you hate him unless you were miserable
>>578197406erm please dont call yourself mama
>>578175259He got trimmed...
>>578197084Catti...
>>578196475>>578197084I don't make fun of faves or post mean things...I post about how much I love fave...
>>578175259>>578197492Your tricks won’t make me like ugly concept flowery
>>578197484ok how about grandma
>>578195998add this to your dossier: i'm the evil fucked up guy mentioning periods every four weeks and i'm only doing it to sync all of you because i'm fucking evil and fucked up
>>578197592that's ok meemaw
the fact that my period should be coming up sometime next week, I really am syncing up with /utg/...
>>578197467When people insult fave I release boundless waves of violent psionic energy to warp reality into a state where they die horribly or at the very least stop posting
>>578197847excellent dearie
someone should track the horny level of the thread and use it to predict femanons' cycles
someone should beat all the femanons until they stay quiet
>>578198034>"Why'd I just put an egg in your hand?">"Because Im CRAAZZYY!"
someone should treat all the femanons until they have smiles
>>578198000you can probably find a tutorial over in /vt/
>>578198129>>578198219There are the same statements.
someone should track when all the moids have sperm cramps to see if they're all synced up too
It’s evidence, we’ll know what it’s evidence for when it happensWhat is an egg evidence for? A chicken?
>>578197598I'm the eviler more fucked up guy making you get fatter every time you post about periods
>>578194518why is it specifically orange who pisses him off
DELTArune.Why delta? Why not Alpha? Is there a reason for this?
>>578198495she's so human!
does carol mass-buy target slop christmas memorabilia each year or is she really specific about what enters her home
>>578198467egg is a trans person who hasn't come out yet
dossier-kun has gotten weird with it lately
I know who the Roaring Knight is.
>>578197590He's just Flowery before getting a haircut, outfit change, and ostempic treatment. I'll enjoy the belly anyway
>>578197406you are a shitpost with an overdue punchline.i can probably smell you before i see you.
>>578198678The villains of gaming...
>>578198678Sorry to keep you waiting!
>>578198678Orange…
>>578198678its the IRGC
>>578198678Kris’ promise was an enlistment
>>578184751bro i was just saying men are better at bleeding because we have more blood, an average man can bleed more blood without dying than a woman, i wasn't talking about any of that shit
>>578199103women do it more habitually because they deserve it and by that alone have the edge in the bleed skill
>>578199103I don't have blood because blood is evil because it comes out of vaginas. Said Susie.
What's with Kris and magic? Is it something important, or is it just a meta joke about Kris only being able to ACT?
>>578198467It's evidence you've beaten the Secret Bosses.The Eggs will be used to send the Crystals back in time to obtain the Pure Crystal in Chapter 1 and the Twisted Sword at the end of Chapter 2 unlocking a new path in Chapter 3.
>>578199273Probably a buildup to how the soul is magic or whatever like how the Soul survives getting nuclear bomb'd several times in Undertale and that being not magic somehow
big naturaley
>>578199273I think ACT’s description being updated every chapter and the Aqua fight calling main route attention to Kris’ lack of magic are indicating that it will be important
casually playing with my bush while i browse this thread for pics of fave.
she beats me
>>578199273humans can't do magic, right? That was the whole deal in undertale. Kris is embarrassed about it because they're the only human in town and feel left out
If only there was more King asgore stuff in the games.... it's kinda over for asgore fags really
>>578199392I’ll still look at you, tenna…
>>578199273It’s a question of what Kris does have if not magic, since ACTing is hinted to not just be a normal ability
>>578199674is it autistic that this made me feel sad for anons bush..?
kris feet
>>578199392I could never take my eyes off of Tenna's juicy ass
What is he getting into?
>>578200023yeah it's terminal we're putting you down now
>>578200109You don't want to know...
>>578200109Please stop posting screenshots from your phone.
>>578200109You have no idea...that horrible connection....Kris....oough
>>578199778>humans can't do magic, right? That was the whole deal in undertale. In Undertale monsters are made entirely of magic, but human mages used magic to create The Barrier. (the 10th anniversary stream then suggested that the barrier spell used up the entire human race's magic potential, and this was the last time they were able to use it)
>>578200089getting ground-pounded by Tenna!
>please care about undertale lore PLEASE
>>578200023Susie...
>>578200525you're in an Undertale general...
>>578200525don't have to ask me twice
>>578200083kris is ok sometimes
>>578200354Right, not confirmed to be the same in DR, but I feel like there's enough fluff dialogue (Kris's title, their magic stat, conversation with aqua) to assume they can't do it. But then again, is there any scene that proves lightner monsters can use magic either? I don't remember any
Meat Factory
>>578200260Never.
>>578200367giwtwm
>>578200635But during the stone age...
>>578200354if undertale was "realistic" the humans would have exterminated all monsters
was d.ogg trouble dingle
>>578200670>But then again, is there any scene that proves lightner monsters can use magic eitherThere's the opposite, with Noelle wishing that magic was real so that she could cast heal prayer on Rudy IRL.
Fave needs all of their thread friends to lend their power to Fave so that Fave gets the job offer they're hoping for.
>>578200871The implication I got from the anniversary lore is that the human majority were well on the way to exterminating the monsters, and the Barrier was actually an effort/compromise to save them. Since Gerson's human lover was one of the mages that created it.
Noelle's big fat fucking titties Carol's flat fucking cutting board chest
>>578201268>Carol's flat fucking cutting board chestZAMN!
light world ralsei would wear sweater vests and shorts like soft dark academia or something
What if Asriel's lighter is Ralsei? What if Ralsei is Asriel's lighter?
>>578201534this is true
>>578201684cute
>>578188514I completely disagree
https://poal.me/d0k7gg
>>578198828
>>578201534
>>578201947thank you ralsei
>>578195051The girl reading this
eating sushi off carol’s flat chest… actually it would probably be carol eating sushi off rudy
>>578202090very cute
ralsei choking on a walnut
Spamton deepthroating a giant walnut
carol eating sushi off me and getting mad when i move and spill the sauce and stabbing a punch of little puncture wounds into me with the chopsticks
>>578171237Heathcliff somehow managed to get the pulse on youth pop culture of video game theories I can't believe it.
my food was taking a while so I checked the kitchen and the only person there was this guy??????i dont think I'm getting my food
>>578202820What part of "same time as 7" do you not understand?
*curls into a ball* fave, throw the weighted blanket on me, then sit on meyou may dry hump me if you wish
>>578202820shawrma
>>578203065i just think they could go a lot faster if they stopped sneaking eggs to the ally cats
>>578175259I think i hauve jaronavirus
I keep track of every femanon's periods so I can accurately predict your next cycle
>>578204073mine starts in 5 days
>>578202820He was whipping up shit in a mantle
>>578204073I’m pretty sure there’s a gacha game that could do that for you
>>578204073Sorry babe mine’s irregular
>>578202820did you not watch his cooking show, that guy's a menace
>>578204305No one plays that anymore because they added a guy with a beard.
>>578200691
threads are officially dead
>>578204752
ralsei wobblemeat
>>578204937kids are back in school
>>578204305was*Is in the process of dying
where is everyonethis is too slow
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
where do people post the new theoryslop? youtube?
I've been a lot hornier lately and I think it's because I've been getting proper CPAP sleep treatment after changing to a full face mask said Fave
>>578205194froze them allmy bad
>>578205363Myspace
>>578172123>they clearly don’t want us doing itThey're just tsundere
>>578205008
>>578172123they literally stole us and put us inside them, if anything they raped us
>>578205438I'm 100% sure the game is going to freeze at the end of the WR
>>578205194>>578205183and there's nothing new to talk about
>>578205194im very sleepy
NEW BREAD WHENI NEED TO RITUAL POST
Why did Toby really really insist you talk to sans at the festival so that susie can make that fucking card for undertale if the games are not connected?
>>578206097Who said the games aren't connected, Deltarune is Undertale's "parallel story" for people who connected Undertale
>>578205884she would say this
>>578206084>he doesn't knowThis is the last thread, anon.
>>578204752he really did try his flavor
what argument can we start to revive the thread?
>>578206797There’s nothing morally wrong with buying dog dildos
>>578206797IS CHAPTER 5 TRANS?!?!?
>>578206797leaf it to me
>>578206797fuck off dude
>>578206797i'll go hard with the bait later on tonight
>>578206797Aqua is secretly a communist this is canon
>>578207058no YOU fuck off *pushes you*
>>578206797Suselle BADLake scene BADToby's ability to write romance BADYuri BAD
>>578207218who has a fatter ass, ralsei or miles tails prowler
>>578206797carol sucks
>>578206797Do moids or foids vaginismus micro penis Queen misogyny period blood fat tenna attention whore paint mogged incel thread personality?
>>578174318Petting vampire Ralsei's head as he sinks his teeth in like a good boy
>>578207272I wish Dagasi did more Ralsei porn
>>578206961why would there be
>>578181971>You could maybe argue for a pacifist Sans fight, but we got that for the Undertale anniversary.The anniversary fight was really short and the anniversary had some other things that appeared in Deltarune later, like festival assets in New Home>And remember, at the end of all this, Sans has to go to Undertale.Not necessarily true for all routes. His postcard has three people on it, yet in the normal route, it's possible to get a version without three people.
>>578207116Go away you freakin' pinko!
>>578207370Isn't that the show Drake was on?
>>578207218Those are facts not arguments
>>578182805It literally has Sans's leitmotif in it
>>578207367hopefully he doesn't punctures a nerve leaving your arm paralyzed
>>578207624My bad, sorry
>>578207370Syuro too.
>>578206797Ralsei would unironically be way more gooder as a pretty muscular guy about Gerson's age who makes Werther's Originals and those strawberry old man candies in his cauldron. He'd ideally also be way wiser but more shady like purposefully obfuscating important prophecy shit and gaslighting when Susie got mad about it
>>578207549kek memory unlocked
>>578207367ralsei licking the puncture marks in apology after he’s done
>>578207549Fuck you lmao
>>578207105Aqua does not even know that communism is
>>578207765Incidentally the old man from Chrono Trigger was supposed to be a party member until it was cut.
>>578207765this would’ve gotten me if i hadn’t seen what you were replying to
>>578207765Ralsei would be way better if he looked like Toriel wearing a chainmail bikini and constantly flirted with Kris.
>>578207765Pretty much Ralsei would be 10x better if he were old Joseph Joestar now that I think about it
>>578207765>Ralsei would unironically be way more gooder as ___ Gerson ___.
>>578207935That communism is what?
>>578207967>and constantly flirted with Kris and Susie*
ralsei would be way better if he wasn't a femboy
Would any of you guys care if I posted my bad dragon collection at some point in the future
>>578208173Kris and Berdly, you mean.
>>578208224no I would actually ask you about them because I am interested in the manufacturing and usage of dildonic technology
>>578208224Only if you also posted your cock, otherwise I will not even consider opening the pic
>>578208224Depends on how far in the future. If it's after I've died, I don't care.
>it is such a quiet thing, to fall >but far more terrible is to admit it Ralsei would have been better if he was based on Kreia KOTOR II
>>578208208UTDR needs more femboys. Berdly should have been a femboy. Noelle should be a femboy. Alphys should have been a femboy.
>>578208401femboys are for heteros in denialcute guys are where it's at
>>578207935Wrong I saw her at the 3rd international she had very strong opinions on the abolition of the commodity form
See? Conflict was what we needed.
>>578208468I include Nice Cream Guy in my tally of femboys, so we probably disagree less than we might think. I NEED to see Nice Cream Guy in a bikini, however.
If Deltarune was actually a good rpg itd let me make Kris perform a triple backflip after every perfect attack
>>578208531Shut the fuck up
>>578208468I'm an advanced hetero in denialI skipped right over femboys into futa and don't care at all for the former
>>578208623Kris is a fatty who can't do backflips.
>>578207765>Ralsei would be better if he wasn't ralseiyeah...
>>578208531Sex is the ultimate conflict.
>>578208748Mario is a fatty and he does it just fine, no excuse Kris now start styling on them
>>578208623Kris has a phatty that prevents them from doing backflips.
Would Kris be flexible enough for autofellatio?
>>578208401toby's next game will have an icy femboy deer inshallah mashallah
>>578208863doesnt stop mettaton
>>578209007Mettaton has a flat ass.
>>578208585>in a bikinisee that's where we differcrossdressing, makeup, calling him your "wife", all that bullshit is for heteros in denialput some boxers on that bunny boy and then take them off
>>578208208he would be more popular for sure. luckily him being so girly hard filters the tasteless and his writing in general filters the illiterates
>>578209092I don't need him to crossdress, I just think he'd be really cute flustered and embarrassed while dressed up. Just his bare chest and men's underwear is enough for me.
>>578209124You get it.
>>578208895Making Kris steal money from Asriel's endless money drawer until he has enough to pay for a surgery to remove some of his ribs and suck his own dickgod dammit this is the post that makes me connect the respawning 5 dollars with Flowery's infinite money chest
>>578209064why would alphys build such a shoddy product
>>578206797the threads start to die cause this chases people away btw
>>578209092why is a woman going on and on about heteros in denial
>>578208134That communism is communism
what if Queen was wearing a skintight latex body suit I think that would be thematically appropriate
>>578209402fujoshits think theyre authorities on what makes a man gay for whatever reason
What if fave said GET A LOAD OF THIS and then fired four lasers that don’t track
>>578209402>woman lol lmaoOh you have no idea what is even going on
>>578209495no way, I can't believe this
>>578209468isnt she already
>>578209495i'll play with you some other time! *holds pose uncomfortably*
ain’t no party like a holiday family party
>>578209316Because she's a hackfraud. She tarnished NEO's legacy of HIGH DEFENSE as well. Also Gaster wrote all the True Lab entries btw
>>578209402i'm a mana gay mani've fucked and been fucked by menwe've been too accepting, it's time to gatekeep homosexualityguys that are only into femboys are not fags and we do not claim them
dessy blud
>>578209805>>578209805>>578209805tu tu
>>578209617kind of but it isn't black and rubbery so it's thematically not so great...
>>578209784>t.
flowery nipple
>>578209902pooners..
>>578207765You should really play Bahamut Lagoon