>>578085047New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>gimmickshit tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1nI0khOs1bJhhGXyHo_49Fyd-XoIHHEFhp0e5SvEYS1M/edit?usp=sharing
bravo
>get home after work>open >>>/vg/mjg>see this
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>578182240why did you bump, retard
bravo confirmed page 9 baker
>>578180490how do we have the highest percentage of fucked up OPs on /vg/
this is what you deserve after whining about sucky OPs
>>578180490it's, it's beautiful
>>578180490after this my thumbnail OP blunder is forgotten. thank you, OP
>>578182667
What exactly do we discuss on 1787119120334280.png (2.81 MB, 1920x1080) 795 / 364 / 9 /mjg/?
the wound lies deep, like the ocean floor.the sin is red, growing paler in death.local yaku 4aka enabledMajsoul Friends Room 91289(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91289Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRXCLYibBg
>>578182996
>>578183196
>adeptchad altsah,started.
>>578180490>>578180490>>578180490NTR Tourney Semis schedule is up:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13uood9Na1jA-FxSQicfgnZiB60-LzpJrF2RCizzAnjY/edit?usp=sharingTop 8 please take note, and if possible consider if you have any flexibility for scheduling the finals session. Thanks!
>>578183417the bot alts?
>>578180490fix your script retard
I-I'm sowee, e-everyone... I-it's been a long day...
>>578183546surely no one would bot /mjg/ friendlies
>>578183837Why not? It's not like it's something that actually matters like ranked
>>578183546The ones that disconnect at the same time, probably running on the same machine
>>578183837it would never happen a 5th time and with a batch of obvious alts instead of their actual account
>>578182667>>578182996>>578182996Hahi! Is this yours, anon?! If so, great work!
>>578184061>>578183986if this is genuinely a thing then rooms are pointless in this thread
wh-why are they emoting at each other
>>578184259It's not, but your appreciation for fine arts is noted.
>>578180490how did the image and thread data even wind up there...I get pasting the wrong thing from your clipboard history, but this?
>>578183417Kick them retard
Holy shit TWO teddybears!
Stop right there!You thought you could just join friendlies?You don't meet the minimum requirements to partake in the highly competitive /mjg/ friendly rooms. Here's what you need:- bonded character that's not one of the defaults- 10 pages of emotes on your profile- at least 100 recorded friendlies- at least 2 /mjg/ leagues on record- be well known on IRC- master 2 or better
>>578184692Congrats anonYou gonna bond your Chiori?
>>578184686i didn't realize they were bots and the match already started by the time i did
>>578184281MJS rooms
>>578184775don't fall for schizo posts, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV0EjPXYZQE
I wish I had this level of energy and free time to be petty
Please forgive my sister, we trained her to bake wrong, as a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jl-Wr3KCz_oMahjong!
>Getting worse not by years but by monthjeezus
>always join friendlies in pack>if the friendlies were posted during dead hours, it will be just the host playing with 3 of them.I'm noticiiiiiing.not a schizo btw.
Why is it so jewish just to bond my beloved characters?
>>578185346you're the only one who can save us
>>578185489So you get to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.
>>578185346we're going to enter an era of invite only friendlies and occasional 3/4 kokos posted when you only have 2 friends online that involve you kicking actual adeptchads with funny names while waiting for someone you know to join
>>578185284>>578185489BECAUSE YOU LACK DETERMINATION
>>578185312
>>578185740I'll make the discord, sis
>>578185625Fuck that. I even rolled what's left of my originally purchased jades for akagi to get those purple items and I got the panda girl two times.
>>578185001I'm my own sister?
>>578185970Would you like to be my VR sister?
>>578186157...your very real sister?
Majsoul Horsie Room 13500(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13500
>>578185970It was obviously Mario who fucked up the bake and false flagged.
>>578183196humanbros it's fucking over
>>578186256started
>>578183196gg
>missed the room
>>578183196gg nya
>>578186256GGs
>>578183196bg
>>578186256quick game gg
ubg
>>578184692time to bond your liisa liisa
*snap*caught you mirin
>>578186256lmao gg
>>578186256gg
>>578186256gg>instantly a new adeptchad alt joins
>>578186256GGHorse is too OP
STOP WITH THE ALTS IT MAKES THIS PLACE FEEL EVEN MORE LIKE A MENTAL ASYLUM
>>578188753It's not?
im not sure if they are bots or not but i noticed them barely emoting the whole game then when theres a kan they instantly emote faster than even i can react and nearly at the exact same time too and im an emote spammer, i measured it when i noticed and multiple times it was nearly exactly ~0.7s after my reaction speed to notice the kan call
>>578189587>he fell for the old ***** trick
I have claude fatigue
>>578189587Instead of emote spamming, preserve your emote cooldown for important events.
We should move our kokos to a different client.
>>578189878You-know-who is off his meds again, we just have to wait it out
>>578189974Who? t********s?
post the dama files
>>578189845hmm nyo
>>578189587flap! flap! flap!
I love the new horsie jyanshi but I hate uma musume with every single fiber of my being
>>578190339this but the other way around
Bravo
>>578191032Thank you, I try my hardest
>>578191156Hahi! And that's all that matters to me, anon!fujitakana-4hahi.png
First he made the NTR tourney and now he's botting friendlies? What's wrong with this faggot?
slander
>>578191547This is what happens when you have a wife and kid
https://youtu.be/Qk90nicsmcAcynthia-6r.png
>>578190339I love both
>>578191547It’s the other t********s
>>578193006t***hmepls?
I must thank emjaygee for continuing to use this thread; it was born deformed yet emjaygee has accepted it in spite of that.
>>578193112yes
>>578193286come to think of it, I haven't seen him in friendlies in a while, so it checks out
>NTR TO actually kicks the adept botter from friendlies instead of suffering in silence>becomes the next schizo target
>>578193561NTR TO hasn't played a friendly in a month
>>578193664maybe not with you
>>578193664tried hosting yesterday but the fucking bots joined so closed the room
>>578194260with anyone and his latest one is with /jong/ers a couple weeks ago
>>578194397>he lacks critical information
>>578194445>he lies about trivially verifiable informationjust open his profile page, retard
>>578194558I won't spoonfeed you even if you act retarded
Both of you are retarded. There
>>578193259it caused juuuuust one tiny problem that nobody seems to have noticed :^)
masakamikamichiori-7.png
>>578191032playing mahjong with mods is restoring my tanoshii again
you're telling me we have to ration our images again like the bad old days?
I bet he also fed all of /mjg/ into an LLM and half the posts aren't even human here
>>578195602stop using up our aru-4.png s
don't mind me, just grabbing an image slot.
>>578195647these occasional mahjong posts? all LLMs
>>578195779stop it, at this point we will be at 840 posts when we hit max images and then its all over
Stop before it's not too late.
I don't get it
Not enough T&A in todays episode, just landlord's flaccid cockMahjong
>>578195391>>578195602I pushed an update like 20 minutes ago, check if it auto updated (or force it to check for updates) and then refresh the thread
IEatCarrots
They may or may not be but they feed each other wins. Just another way to shit up any actual mahjong
>>578196486I'll take suspicious adeptcats over dama and tameronning faggots
>>578196609t. adept alt
we've saved!fujitakana-1.png
>>578196609t. suspicious adeptcat
>>578196609the bots dama as well
>>578196670is the script not working because of the fucking botched OP?ichihime-5.png
>>578196486yes anon, I'm sure no one ever deal-ins in your friendlies
wait my 4han looklike script also isn't working? aiieee my eyes, I DEMAND COMPENSATION, OP! COMPENSATION>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.my script that stops this from happening also isn't working. this emotional distress will be added to my doctor bills. you will hear from my lawyer,OP
Alright, time to make the kick-on-sight list
diving into frank's wordslop mines, wish me luck
>>578197307>posting names just because you lost in a friendlies How low has /mjg/ fallen?
man the botkek is not happy about his scheme getting outed already
>>578197619He went thru the trouble to bot them all up to adept as well lel
>>578197553what names
>>578197307I'll start正拳突き - 39.61%Zeon_Ace - 26.92%XSA - 26.79%artbuddy - 24.73%Mendleson - 22.83%Qin_Feng - 18.25%
He thought his idea was buzzin', but this is not the fiirsti schizo /mjg/ has dealt with
>>578197968what are the percents and why am I not on the list
>>578197987It's the same schizo /mjg/ has dealt withBro has no life outside of this general
>>578197968>names
So is it a bad time for newnyagger adepts to start joining friendlies? Been wanting to join for a little bit, but if there's an alt problem I guess grinding out rank more is an option, too.
>>578198063You should be able to solve this
>>578197968why is the chink included?
if you see the hoshino with the jap name he WILL dama you. every time.
>>578198131It's easy to tell who is new and who is an alt
>>578198164it can't be dama or I would be up there
>>578198131alts have obvious in-joke names you will be okay
your all gay
>>578198095If you are referring to the faggot posting names He probably shits up other threads since he sounds suspiciously like the russian guy who has been shitting up the warframe general ever since he got kicked from the /vg/ guild 14 years ago
>>578183837Surely not
What do you mean by bots? do they just tsumogiri?
>>578198242Right, I almost forgot about youICantJong - 15.53%
>3 rolls as f2p
>>578198519the only likeable vtuber
Are we going to play on syo's client?
>>578198131Im not even a newfag but im adept because I play this game on and off and I suck also ive thrown money on jade a couple of times including recently for Fire horse lady and I named myself after my favorite azur lane bote
>>578196356winter episodes are comf.
does the landlord bang the cats or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2r6wIwCC1M
>>578198820Is that a boat for ants?
>>578196356It was a good Kansai episode.
>no yuzu threadkyururu
>>578197968I only make good damas though.
imagine wasting your life schizoing about other anons instead of cunny or some shit
>>578199047Also just realized that a catgirl could cosplay Bejita extremely well.
>>578199029its a ww2 era destroyer so its cannonfodder
>>578199195fod her?I don't even know her?
>>578199195cunnyfolder
>>578199147Some of us like adult women exclusively
https://futabaforest.net/b/src/1787223285629.png
>>578199772>slopa - japan
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
>>578198820Based AL. Should've been Taihou to be honest
>>578197307>The List is coming back into fashionis /mjg/ healing?
we should rape and murder all non yuzus
>>578200341Yuzu-sama, may I be allowed the honor? I will rape and kill myself once all your enemies are slaughtered.
Enough with the schizos! Instead, let's discuss why Conor12's Good Spr/out/doras are the best teams in League!
i donut care about looper12
>all my valuable tenpai got cucked in my ranked matches todayHow do I reset my flow?
>you now remember Yakuoh
>sprout teams two leagues in a row>/bag/ teams two leagues in a rowYep League peaked at 5.
today i saw a nip who let his timer run out completely before ronning while emoting. today was a good day.
>>5782010064*
>>578201006>no yuzu teamYep League peaked at 4.
>>578201006You forgot furry teams two leagues in a row, terasucky
Let's play mahjong.
>>578202000sauce?
I'm reading Statistical Mahjong Strategy and noticed it only covers pushing at tenpai. Is pushing at Iishanten so bad that the book doesn't even mention it?
>ntr list not added to the repo
>>578202118bretty much, unless the bakyou demands you to push or you have a great hand
>>578199870nya.... nyoooooo....>winning streakcursed....>>578200279Only fire can purify
>>578202250we're never gonna reputationally recover from this...
chiiponya
>>578196356What does T&A mean?..
>>578202250stop cucking the NTR faggots, that's what they want
>>578202615chinpo nya!
>>578202615>>578202790That's a funny one, anon. I've seen it in Yani Neko and it had me rolling on the floor.
>saint anons deranking left and rightwhat happened...
we are reclining
>>578202656Tobacco and Alcohol
>>578202790>>578202890wtf, i don't like this anime. i didn't make the joke because of that
>>578203052I've started playing ranked again and my presence alone made jade room as a whole twice as difficult
>>578202250No repomeido is willing to tank the reputation hit.
>>578203169top is not the cat anime
>>5782030522023 throne is equivalent to 2027 silver room
>>578203248NTRO is a repoanon too and even he won't add it
>>578203143Oh...
>reach throne room>stop playing because I beat the game and reaching celestial is just a waste of time>every other saint deranks>even one of the celests derankedheh, I'm better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8gZAF5-d30
>>578203138NTR is a sign of a healthy general
>>578203547Why are you blurry?
>>578203563OH NO NO NO
This isn't working...
>>578203685Why are you not?
>>578203413Tits and Ass, anonymous
I’ll add it after work
>He pulled for a horse
>>578204190your reputation points?!
>>578204284damn right I did, 64 rolls total for all accesories and the horse and a bunch of other slutshad to redeem the thunderclap for 50 points because it looks just that good
>>578203563>chiihou on his oyaout fucking skilled
>>578202118Pushing at iishanten is based on the strength of iishanten.Less then 12 tiles is a fold.12 - 24 you may push suji if haneman24 - 28 you may push suji if manganmore than 28, you may push everything except double musuji if 2han since the acceptance is so wide.
>>578203563I haven't spent a red cent on this game, consistently get worse copebot results and yet I'm climbing faster than redhag
>>578204994you are a luckshitter, congrats
>>57820499485 average M2 here
>>578204284Yes, and I bonded her.
>>578204284I'd pull inside a horse if you catch my drift
>>578204994Almost as if Mortal is not the be all end all for mahjong opinions
>>578204058Oh, OK!Thanks for the reply!
Everytime I close my eyesI wake up feelin' so hornyI can't get you outta my mindSexin' you be all I seeI would give anythingJust to make you understand me
I mean at the beginning the talk of complete privacy sounded nice which is why i started spending 5 dollars every month for mullvad, but now it just feels like I'm throwing money out for nothing in peculiar
>>578203563>not p2w btw
>remember Steve>day immediately improves
>>578206227A hamster or a bee?
>>578206814A lord of bees
>>578206787I kinda want to use Steve for a fetish commission, but she's too cool to defile...
>names
>>578206495unless you are buying with monero what are you doing
>remember somewhere in the world, a loli is having ○○○ at any single moment>day immediately improves
>>578206787remembering Steve implies forgetting her in the first place, which is what caused your bad day to even occur.
>>578206957Amputee porn is an untapped market, go for itHave her leg off while she's getting plowed from the side for a better angleTrying to cover her face in embarrassment but failing because she only has the one hand
>>578207271
>>578203874What the fuuuuuuuu
Inside of me there are two wolves, both have saint accounts.
>>578208661>meido getting knotted by saint wolves
I have lim[x0](sin(x)/x) + (6/π2)*∑[k=1..∞](1/k2) + (1/√π)*∫[-∞..∞](e^(-t2))dt + e^(iπ) + log2(8) - √(2+√(2+√(2+...))) - (sin2(θ)+cos2(θ)) saint accounts
>>578206957If it preserves the beauty and dignity of the Steve, do it. A little bit of defilement is necessary for romantic tension, but her womanly charm must be protected.
>>578206787why does every fucking game that has a general have a Steve?
>>578209417Uh..... 2?
>>578209336
>>578209417>Wolfram|Alpha doesn't understand your query
>>578207207Shut up. Hag game, hag general
>>578209721ask gork insteadamaekoromo-0.png
I Built the World’s First Ford Escort Kaido Racercynthia-7.png
>>578210116Why did you post a child, then?
Is yani neko /mjg/ approved?
>>578211147nyo
>>578211147nyes
>>578210881This child is bullied out of this general!
>>578211147nmaybe
mirai-4.png
>>578211147nyeos
>>578209336I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3302421/54f060ec6e/
>>578207286Steve may be retarded instead of overeducated but I think of the ending of Good Country People where a Bible salesman scammer seduces the disabled girl and then runs away with her artificial leg.
For me, it's the alcoholic cat.
>>578210881Only a yurifag would ask this question
>>578211147nya!
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/2967687/eb9dd550d1/
i didnt
I pon'd, yeehaw!https://exhentai.org/g/1639049/08ab453c8e/
>>578211147He's literally me, so yes
>>578211919>Pic you can hear
>>578211147no, it's slander against catgirls
>>578211929>nyagger interracial
>>578211919>>578212324TRAINS MENTIONED!!!
>>578212642How can it be slanderous if I want to fuck them even more?
Turns out getting your prostate rammed really does feel good. I understand why guys go after dominatrix types.
>>578212680nyggers are made for human men
People will really say anything for (you)s these days, it's unbecoming
>>578212695child!
>>578211147Yes. There's literally a character called Yaku Neko.
>>578210116The reason I'm into small tits is 'cause when I went to a family restaurant with my flat-chested female friend, she was inexplicably braless for some reason, and when she leaned forward to grab some food off the table, it rewired my sexual preferences on the spot.
>>578214151cap
do the tourney finals start in 40min
>>578214151why doesn't mahjong have a cat yaku
Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You - 7cynthia-7.png
NA tables in 4 hourschilin-11.png
is the script broken, or is it just me?
>>578215021>>578196415sinon-928.png
>>578214848Wrong smoking anime
>>578215406that's the better one
>>578215469>generic romcom slop about zombie japanese wagiesNo.
>>578215783yeah and that's all it takes to surpass scat neko
should I save up for silver room or buy a 5th table
yani neko >>> your favourite anime
Lastest episode of Re:Zero, but Subaru is Steve and I'm Ram.
>>578215972how can yani neko be better than yani neko?
Maplestory has mahjong now. Kinda.
>>578215894There aren’t enough customers for four tables. I'm saving for Silver rooms
>>578216289phase 8 I was getting a shitload of customers, but also none of them were silver room enjoyers
>>578215856heh... too bad you're a midwit... thankfully both ends of the bellcurve can actually appreciate yani neko for the masterpiece it is...
>>578216561nm phase 9 seems to be the start
>>578209490Hello, /gta/ anon or /wfg/ anon or /digi/ anon or /mcg/ anon or /mmcg/ anon or /smtg/ anonThat was tedious. Is there a Jane technique to search every general on a board for a word?
I can't believe none of you wished me a happy birthday
>>578216832
>>578216832asking too much of us, should have paid for the guy that makes those stupid AI videos for your birthday...
>>578216832Only good players get happy birthdays
>>578216832I don't tell people my birthday
>>578216775lmao I got the second one
Phase 10 seems to be the softcap
fuck this nigger
>>578217623You're are Anju?You still need silver room to beat that stage though
I started another loop
I spent everything on waiting time
>>578217623>jewish mahjong playerlmao Netanyahu isnt going to like this
I'm bricked from wasting the upgrade stones on characters. My room fee's only at 20.
>>578217794I bought one so now I'm 300 coins behind the meta
I'm bricked up
>>578217765Stop beating that mochi
>>578217481
>>578217919Please stop triggering my trauma response.
>>578218078I had a shitpost in mind but decided against it, leaving the Quick Reply open and forgot to delete the image before posting an actual on-topic post later.
>>578216832Happy birthday, yuzu!
doko
What are Qi Xi's other styles?Want to see if that can help me clutch Phase 10 without Silver but dont want to waste the red gems if its just gonna be another Peppy
Maybe Gehenna isn't such a bad place to be. Also need this outfit for Haruna.
>>578219540Mahjong?
>>578219738there are clearly little girls in the image
>>578219936Little girls are reddit not mahjong
>>578220002>lil discordshit is still buttblasted over having his favourite slop compared to reddit
>>578220191Get down from there.
>>578219738Blue Archive is Mahjong.
SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEN
>>578220880kek, schizo btfo
>picked the wrong upgrade so can't progress todayGreat event guys, really love experimenting and figuring out what to do.
>>578221094unironically skill issue
>>578221094The audacity they have for not adding the reset button
>>578221094>he leveled waiting room
This event is fucking retarded. How do I get more customers? There's too much dead air and I can't fill up my tables so my time runs out before I meet the target. This is bullshit.
>>578221094I wonder why they decided to remove upgrade resets for this event
>>578221198No that's retarded. I leveled up tilecraft and then bought silver room. I figured it's stupid to invest points into improving the fee for bronze room when you will probably want to funnel people to higher rooms anyway.
I leveled up only waiting and tilecrafting and I'm on phase 15
>>578216648Interesting I was going to take today off and save for silver room but maybe I hold off.
>switch to horse>start climbing in rankedjust a coincidence, I'm sure
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUaU
37 minutes between posts btwthis is the new normal on /mjg/
sorry I'm out of h-games again and I can't find anything good
it's early and I'm checking my emails while having coffee, no time to shitpost
>>578227747>h-games>good
>>578227714>>578227747
why do character mods replace ichihime instead of hag
>>578228076be the change you want to see
>>578227747Marie's Adventure
>>578228076you don't want other people to see you as hag
Oh my botted viewers, after I go live, come join my channel! Along with my donations! And subs!
why isn't there a mod to replace hag with ichihime
>Woke up at 6 PM today
My general is DEADI don't want friends. I just want JONG.Majsoul Friends Room 21459(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21459
>>578229037Sorry, I only jong with friends.
>>578229037Sending 3 alts to you right now
>>578229037Make it sanma and I'll join
>>5782290373/4 completely legitimate accounts
>>578182327I laughed.
>>578229037>>578229383started
My ranked stats plummeted after the NTR tourney
Is this the famous NTR general?
>>578231124No that's /bag/
>>578231124probably the hentai game general
>>578231124perchance
>>578231124oh good, this time you didn't even include an image after you got called out
>>578229037gg
>>578229037I forgot chanta is a thing. o well, didn't matter. gg.
Since we're on the topic, what's /mjg/s favorite NTR or has NTR VN? Or was this asked already and I missed it.
>>578233836You and Me and Her
>>578233836I only read moege.
>>578233836>>578233887Forgot pic. It perfectly encompasses all of /mjg/ fetishes at once.
really though, why are subhumans trying to turn this into the NTR general so fervently?
Majsoul Friends Room 40539(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40539Blitz, no tips
>>578234702They like to make others watch
>>5782347132/3
>>578234713Started
>>578234141No futa?
>>578234141no ryona?
>>578180490
>>578234141no furniture?
>>578234141no asphyxia?
>>578234141What a vile pink.
Speaking of NTR I would avoid なまなまVR videos because it's from a 3rd person perspective so you're just sitting there on the floor watching a girl get creampied by 5 different men.
https://youtu.be/yom-6Vdy0oc
>>578236091And if you don't have a VR set, you can also avoid PPPD-402 and PPPD-481
I'm starting to enjoy oyakodon.
>>578234713ggs gotta go, fuck chiitoi btw
>>578234713Back to 2/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLS9HCH6m0
>>578234713Restarted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38EuG2dAyMcynthia-6r.png
>>578236434I like it when the protag impregnates both mother and daughter(s) and has sex with both afterwards
>>578237985??? I was talking about chicken and egg rice bowls.
>>578238291
when is arts and crafts?
>>578239160october
>>578239160after fall sanma league
>>578239160>nas
Last time I made OC for this general you guys made fun of me so I'm never making anything again.
It's up
>>578239160Who cares? OC already peaked with Conor12's Sproutdoras videos.
>>578239478You wish you were on his team
>>578239160I'm so excited and looking forward to what Conor12 will submit for the Sprouts and Crafts tourney!
oooo mah sprootasproot
I stopped paying for the fortune charm.
Did you know that American hotels skip Connor 13?
>>578239356Were you the one who drew that nun?
>>578239857fuck don't remind me, I still get nightmares about that one
Finally got the orb I need, just one more to get before the end of august and I'll bond my Wnpoko
>>578240067Not your blog.This is the Good Spr/out/doras glazing thread.Please rephrase your post so it's about the best league team of all time.
>>578240212Shiroko is relevant to nya2k though
Hello /mjg/, I would like to apply to be a new thread schizo, but I'm having trouble identifying a gimmick or topic to shitpost about. What should I be schizophrenic about? Thank you for the feedback in advance. I look forward to working with you!
ATTENTIONI am eating undercooked ground beef. Thank you for reading my blog. FUCK takanashihinata-938.
>>578240335>cheatbotty
>>578240430Sorry we don't have any openings for that position. I'm the thread schizo here, and my gigantic dump truck ass fills the entire room and leaves no space for any other.
i am doing something secret, which I can't tell you about
>>578203563>This is the peenacle of my bad luck>This is the peenacle of my bad luck>This is the peenacle of my bad luck>This is the peenacle of my bad luck
>>578240212I haven't watched a single league game
Milf love
you don't actually know for sure that it isn't connortwelve schizoposting himself
>>578241064>namaes
>>578241064I think it's someone on his team desperately trying to get attention to his team at least. Could be the sproot himself.
Cut 6m go for chiitoi
>>578240692Which schizoposts are you responsible for, oh wise robot?
>>578234713ggs fun games
>>578241190the captain is doing it
Evens buy hinamomo swimsuitOdds don't
Which will have more staying power, good sprouts or outdoras
>>578234713gg wild stuff
>>578241473Captain12!
we have way too many people with so much free time
>>578241559reroll
>>578241591Name literally one thing good sprouts did
>>578241612fuck off rc shill
>>578234141i think Aoi needs a hug and reassurance that she's a good person and not a mistake.
>>578241620Honestly, not that big of a difference considering the fact that I'm going to buy all female skins this patch
>>578242469stop spending unnecessary money. give it to me instead
>>578242558You ain't fooling me, Fu Ji
Is it one person dropping >names and sending bots into friendlies? Is someone trying to kill the general?
>>578238291OH I GET IT NOWIt's because you plap both the chicken AND the egg right?
>>578241938Invigorate the field and show us a sprout team was necessary so Conor12 could captain in League 7, giving rise the best team ever, the Good Spr/out/doras!
>>578239356unless you are mson, i don't care
>>578239356Make something cool this time
>>578236341>It's my turn to choose and I want a girl with miko dress! all of them are lovely! but I want the one with big chest!Holy kinooooooooooo
>>578242713has been doing this for years btw
come to think of it chicks are tight little things aren't they?
>>578236341>a$$
Q memesura
>>578234713ggs. What a wild ride the last hanchan was.
>>5782437783/4
>>5782439872/4
>>578243184This jit cracks birds
started
>>578244350Let me help you.Queue with Conor12 in Conor12's favorite gamemode, battle of memesura!
>First place stolen by horse character oyahane in oorasu
>>578244464You liar.
Someone start up the telly. I need to goon to ESL ASMR.
>>578245276Sorry my English is perfect
>>578245276EFL telly is already on
how do I get more staff in the minigame?
>>578203563my sides
>>578240430just wait for a new shitty FOTM anime and post incessantly about it
buttsex with jane
>>578242720yes
>>578243778GG
yani neko might actually be aoty
>>578243778ggs
>>578243778nya
>South player konned 1 of charactersSo I took that personally.
I forgot to upgrade the table fee.
some bizarre things keep happening on my tables
>>578247430I squeaked by with 802 at a single upgrade.
>>578247671return of d17?
>>578247674Well, I'm not a mouse.
>>578247213what happened to the north player?
>>578247674Umm, cheesed to meet you?
>>578246352Yeah, like Steinz;Gate.
>>578248104Grinched
>>578248665t.
>It's another Ryan banner
TIL that the D in WWYD means discard, not do.
>>578249110what if it's a calling decisionwhat if it's a riichi dama decision
>>578248104Suffered the seven scars of Shin.
>>578249348TIL that the D in WWYD means multiple things.
>>578249110IT'S NOT?
What Would Yui Do
>>578250061Eat the tiles
was Medalist boring? never saw any of the cunny posters talk about it
>Buy Achiga-hen blu-rays for cheap at a Mandarake>It comes with everything intact, none of the extras were opened or usedI wish the included AiMe card was Amusement IC, I would actually use it over my signed Ankoku Mitsuba eAmuse
>>578250137What was Medalist thinking, sending Walker in that early?
shant post a friendly during schizobot hours
didnt ask
C-can someone send me 15,000 yen?
>>578250989sent :3 <3
>>578248760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja-kja6UYbo
>>578250989for what?
>>578241064Actually I am quite sure he is.
>>578250149Fun fact: the first edition bluray of Zenkoku-hen included a Kasumi and Hatsumi dakimakura cover. You can rarely find both the discs and the daki being sold together.
>>578252329Why aren't mikos real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2gcynthia-6r.png
>>578250989Yosh, yosh, Koromo... The horsie isn't worth it...cynthia-6k.png
>>578252504>>578252508did someone mess with the script?
>>578252602>>578180641
Paycheck came in, gotta buy a borgar before spending the rest of the money on anime pngs
>>578252602the baggies are in control. mutsuki-10.png
>>578251914https://jp.mercari.com/item/m68202387199
>>578252602wdym? the emote replacer works fine
>>578250137it was really good but didn't have much material to bait cunnyposters in off-topic threads
>Haipai with a yakuhai pair>I never get to pon it or it's deadwalled whenever I want to open my handI don't know why I ever get my hopes up anymore.
Literally cannot beat stage 4
>>578253148did you add more helpers? did you improve their abilities?
>>578253251I’m maxed out fella, tables are dead , where’s the “increase customers” button
>>578253148wait until
>>578252905dont lie to me, Ling
>>578253328costumers comes out just buy playing. are you switching between bronze and silver tables? are you collecting the gold coins properly?
>>578252974>But I need a pair!nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaaaa ~>I don't need 1 more han, I need to secure the hanpon nyaa~
>>578253725
>>578253328>>578253148with something like this you should reach stage 6 easily. increase the wait of customers too at least once
My NEETbucks expire next year. Not gonna make OC for league 8 I guess.himekawahibiki-8.png
>>578253978>unlock silver roomFuck. I spent everything on wait time and bronze tables
>>578254131Anon, you broke your tenpai!
>>578252825I don't even know what these are
Do I let the queue back up so I can optimally match or should I start games once 4 arrive, matching be damned
>>578254297bakyou?
>>578254297if is an easy matching, I let it, otherwise I make one with anything I have. My advise is to priorities speed
>Yostar will never ever design a character as good as this
>Two matches>Each has one massive luckshitter>Meanwhile i get UNO tenpai across both gamesYeah today is not my day. At least i went net positive from 3rd+2nd
When you donate blood, it will flow in someone else's boner. Think about that.Mahjong NTR tourney
>>578254989no one plays your zoomerclient, shill, because it's unusable
>>578248104If you get three dragon triplets and a wind triplet, you get to play the 真三竜無双窮み and remove that player from the game.
>>578254131I mean I did this and I'm at phase 10.
>>578247213KOOOOOON
>>578255431>dragon triplets>竜anon... babcock lied to you...
>>578253148Use this.
>>578255404Most game centers have more MFG cabs than SegaMJ now. As far as mahjong arcade games go it's second to only Mahjong Fight Club.Of course the pirated version in the west that you need to join a Discord for is unpopular.
>>578255526why did you buy waiting time, it only starts to matter around phase 8
>>578255641>have pc at home>go out to play on someone else's pc paying for more than just wasted electricityI will never understand arcadekeks
>>578255613That's the localized name, the actual name is Slumber of the Cardinal Guardian. Yes it's Japanese in English and English in Japanese. Don't ask.
>>578255756I'm sorry, I'm not a time traveler.
>>578255937what schizoid stevetalk is this
>>578255919Every game is like 100 yen a play meaning you can hang out at the arcade for a few hours and only spend like $15, a lot of games (not necessarily mahjong cabs) run on specialized and expensive hardware as well as being on special servers that you can't access at home, and in most mahjong arcade games if you place first with a high final score you get to play another match for free.
Normal rules, only have time for one game thoughMajsoul Friends Room 90074(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90074
>>5782562642/4
>>578256236yeah, and I can play all the other mahjong clients (and all the other games) without having to leave my houseI'll pass
i really need an ass to plap right now, any takers?
>>578256643I'll meet you between 3rd street and rivington
>>578256643OOOOOOOO
>>578256264I'll be back in 5 if it doesn't fill
>>5782562643/4
>>578256749is that where THAT anon... you know?
>>578256264Started
>>578256749i hope you have an ass as nice as >>578256806, see you in 10 hours
>didn't realize you can increase the table fee>didn't realize you can unlock the silver room before buying all bronze room tables>spent most of my coins on waiting time because my spastic ass can't move the customers to their tables with my laptop touchpad fast enoughis it over for me?
What the fuck are you talking about man
I'm listening.
>>578257965Eventually you'll max everything out and breeze through all 20 levels, there will still be a whole week for that after you get the last bits of currency
you worthless troglodytes it does not matter one bit how far you progress at this """""""""event""""""""" , in a few days you will be oversupplied with everything anyway
how about you let them have fun?
Let the bottom decile have fun faggot stop spoiling the event
>>578258345Mahjong is all about not letting others have fun
Youre a little homo steve
>>578258224only if they play mahjong daily (and most of /mjg/ doesn't)
I just thought it would be cool to get the title before everyone else
8 and I'll drop 80 bucks on horsie
>all this art shilling horseWhere were they when snek was in gacha, we could've got so much vore art and all we got is snake game video
>>578256264GGs
>>578256264Silly matches, gg
make another
>>578256264ggs
>>578256264GGs! A funny and painful debut with horsie.
>>578258224My goal in almost every game I play is to try to get ahead of the curve. Game tries to lock me out of a later game area? I'll try my hardest to sequence break into it. You're not supposed to do this yet? I don't care, I'm doing it. The unfortunate part is that in a bunch of games this ends up trivializing parts of the game, and in some I've managed to softlock myself and forced to restart the entire game.
>>578259783ok
>>578259760>Horse got 4th in the debut matchInstant glue, gomen...
>>578259783kek, samewhat I find funny is whenever I discover the developers actually handled some impossible cases like the lack of a party member when it's actually impossible to skip them or not having a mandatory plot item when the game shoves it into your hands
>>578259783how does one sequence break mahjong
>>578260543123 drop 2
>>578260543Stealing tiles from the wall is a sequence break, you get closer to tenpai without waiting for your turn
Should I bond Mia to complete the redhead harem?
>>578260737Give her to me instead
>>578182667peeled yuzu
>>578260915Sent :)
>>578227747A Tale of Salvation ~Even Fallen, Hero Erica Faces Tomorrow~
stop reading 8 hour old postshimekawahibiki-1.png
>>578261106package went missing in transit
>>578262883I have not missed a single /mjg/ post for years and today is not going to be the day that changes saionjikazuha-12.png
>>578262883Hmmm, nyo. I think I will wake up every day and browse the 8 hours of posts I missed (they're all shit).
Doko?
AAUGH
UWOAH
>>578264067Shut da hell up blob
>>578264067So this is your war face... I must admit, thou art... Powerful...
>>578255526What's the trick? I'm stuck in phase 4 because there are not enough clients. I need 800 coins for phase 5 and I can't even get more than 500. I have everything max out but only 3 people (Ichihime, Horse and Panda)
>>578263883Me when I deal into someone's tanki or shanpon wait
Reminder: since red hag just got an outfit, Cynthia will get one for the next event. Sexy halloween nurse Cynthia.
>>578264307Have you been upgrading your table fees? I didn't know it was an upgrade until today.
Sexy neet murphy.
>>578264392Lol. It's gonna be Steve in cool armor and we all know it
>>578264447she's a manga artist
>>578264307Hoe... That's Alice, not Athena...
>>578264523Same lifestyle.
Yostar insider here. We've decided to retire Cynthia from the game.
>>578264490Fat chance, she just got some Greek diaper one.
>>578264445Well, no. I didn't know this upgrade existed...I still have 1000 yellow things for upgrades because I thought Silver rooms were the solution. Thanks for the reply!
>>578264759Is Yuzu homeless? Why does her home have a giant utility pole?
>>578264740>Shartia's skin was a year and a half ago
Huggies for all of the anons waking up 8 hours from now and back reading this thread!
>>578264837Her so called "magic" doesn't earn money like divination does
>>578264837Rats don't live in houses, those are for people.
Next Halloween outfit will be roasted loli bird
>>578265117Name a character that fell off harder.
>>578256456You don't UNDERSTAND.They are THIRD PLACES.A. integral part of PAST LIFE.You don't realize what you lack you ATOMIZED WORM.
>game is called sparrow soul>all bird characters end up irrelevant
>>578265065Kaavi, feed me!
>>578265130
>not posted yetWhere's your love for Yuzu?
What's the best ona for someone who has had sex but has never owned an ona before?Also how do you hide it from your family?
>>578265928>for someone who has had sexsorry, you lost me
>>578265807Why do only the nips get a giveaway event.
>>578266073Can you answer the latter part at least
>>578266095Merch produced locally + shipping fees.Also not enough Yuzus to send to everyone.
>>578265928Do you not have a room? Get something from puni ana.
>>578265943tanyao nya
>>578265807I didn't visit Twitter
>>578266132easymove out
>>578265928>has had sex>still has to hide things from family
>>578266226no boomer advice, please.
>>578266303My niece was right there, ok?
Bravo, 1787119120334280.png
If it makes you guys feel any better most pussy just feels like a wet warm hole. It's pretty mediocre. Onaholes feel unironically better 99% of the time.
>speaki server is almost full on very channelwtf my comfy gookshit kusoge mmo
>>578266443Even Koito's?
>>5782667757m we're going gambling
>>578266775between 7m and 3m, 7m seems slightly more dangerous so sakigiri i guess
After some careful consideration, I think I'm only gonna buy soup hag and panda skins. I don't really care about other girls, plus that way I'll still have some leftover money to spend on pulls if fomo gets too strong
>>578267189This but Ryan
>>578265928Thanks to the single anon that recommended something. I hate how the rest of you shitposted about my current life situation.
>>578267189this but just investing the money into baccarat instead
>>578267393Nigga really expected help in a virgin general after stating he's not one of us
I thought most of us were just larping, surely the unc general does not have that high of a virgin rate
>>578266821>>578266875This was easily one of the most heated debate from the recent videos (17 minutes). The player is in last place as dealer, and the pros fundamental philosophies collided: speed & efficiency vs flexibility & shapes vs maximum hand value.Since I can't exactly cram the whole debate here, I'll keep it short:Ooi goes with 3m, goes back to 2shanten, seeks "rokusen oru" via ittsu/ssk to flip the 4th place. Slower to reach tenpai and ignores the 4m acceptance.Bookbro picks 8s for the immediate 1shanten, focused on a fast dealer riichi. This destroys the multidraw potential in souzu.Hori dumps the dora to lock onto the sanshoku + souzu shape potential. Nakadashi's 6p is a bit similar to 8p, but we get to keep the dora in case we can pair it up. It sacrifices the pinzu connection, but keeps the raw dora value alive.
>>578267610link to the channel/video?Also going for iishanten on triple kanchan seems kinda crazy given you have 6 souzu draws that all make your wait (and possibly) value way higher
>>578266275Cute chibis!
>>578267593I'm a volcel
>>578267610I understand 8p but 6p and hoping to pair up the loose dora is crazy. Especially when kami discards are like that
>>5782659433s
>>578267728https://www.youtube.com/@NihonProMahjong
>>578267839You have to have sex with a woman first to be volcel.
>>578268142arigathanks
>>578268665
The next OP better be as soulful as this one.
>>578268665No.
>>578268665>You have to have sex to be celibate.
Which sister do I like more?
>>578269273luigi is objectively superior
>>578269273Mario asks you what underwear to pick and Luigi sends you food pics.
>>578269273Jane
Footjobs don't feel that good, boobjobs don't feel that good, kneepitjobs don't feel that good, armpitjobs don't feel that good. The only thing that feels good is blowjobs, handjobs, and pussy.
>>578269365Desperate behaviour
>>578269481What they don't want you to know is blowjobs feel better than pussy, so you can just get your buddy to do it for you instead.
>>578269273Mario is for people that like broken goods, those distant eyes are my raisin entrende
>>578269525I don't care which new boba place just popped up.
>>578269581it's raisin entrée!
>>578269273Do you like a somber woman that likes order in her life, follows a strict routine and only has sex for procreation? Mario is for you.Do you like someone easygoing that loves to spend her time partying, is a big tease and open to any sexual kinks? Then Luigi.
tanyaodoranekoniidoranekoniidoranekonii
Kore de yosh
Bought
>>578270187doranekonyanya
>play yonmaMajan tanoshii>play s*nmaMajan kuyashii
>>578270919ayy lmao
>>578270919
>>578270187>>>sanma
>>578270695you literally swapped sanma and yonma
>>578264759>It consumes red things instead of yellow thingsI'll do it tomorrow.
I can't decide between the book hag or bird hag
>>578271560Bird girl if you like feet
>>578270919still would
>>578270695yonma i have to suffer for a longer time. sanma i have to suffer for less time.empirically and objectively, sanma is better
Latest Saki chapters are so kino
>>578272297wrong
i dont get the match end- 1st place lines. they're quite short. do they play before the "finishing a game in 1st place" line when the conditions are met or do they replace that line entirely?
I'm going to miss 1787119120334280.png (2.81 MB general when it dies...
>>578253386>>578196415the older version will work in the next thread anyway if the OP doesn't fuck it up
>>578270919That filter is creepy as hell. Does she seriously think it looks good?
>>578272489Just bake the next thread with the same subject field
https://m-league.jpSeptember 14th
Just did another dozen pulls on my alts with no luck, now I'm certainly gonna get horsie on my main soon. Also just found out that I have an alt account with Aru, now I'll have to bond her as well
>>578272968GLORIOUS DAY
>>578272386They replace the default line. I'm not sure why you expect a much longer line, but they are mostly consistent in length across the 3 versions.
does banana do enkou
>>578273174nana is pure
Gonna take a short nap and start whaling after
sara does good enkou saars
practically genbutsu if we're being real here
names you retarded newshit
>>578273373let me guess, youre gonna draw 6m lol
>>578273397>>578273414lol who cares, y'all name each other anyway
when I fuck up a bake, then it's awful, I'm retarded and you bake a new one. but if anon fucks up a bake, then it's charming has character and it reaches bump limit. I see how it is>>578273373>names
>>578273373>names
AlexanderDanielMichaelDavidThomasMaxChristianJanJulianFelix
>>578273681>Daniel>Michael>David>Thomaswe have Jews in this general?
>>578273681>Felixwe have cats in this general?
does anyone have a link to that one video for the touka scene on the balcony?
>>578273373>Gold room
>>578274060i deranked ok
>First place is 22k ahead of the 2nd>S3, it's his dealership>someone riichis>he decides to push like a retard???? Nigga just fold for 2 turns
>>578274148you will never escape samsara
>>578273667Girls who look disgusted as you call for tanyao nomi, vol. 1
After measuring I found out my penis is very average sized. Thank you for reading my blogpost.
>>578274019god I fucking love anime snouts
>>578274398prove it
>>578274398do you measure from the top or from below
>>578272968So kool...
Here it looks something like this
>>578160570im asking again who is the handsome guy wearing glasses
>>578274775
>>578273681how'd you know my name
>>578274842阿久津翔太
YOU KNOW MY NAME
Do you want to know my actual name?It is James[Spoiler]James Mahjong[/Spoiler]
>>578275218james retard it seems
Just turned off sticky keys
>>578275218...
Too many NTR friendly character designs lately
>>578275085
>>578267593I'm a spiritually virgin even though I've had casual sex. Since it's a spiritual matter, one of character, I always respond with a KHV since I retain my virginity on all levels except physical
>>578275085>youngest M-leaguer>is named ShotaBravo
>>578275823As opposed to competitive sex? Serious sex? Is there sex I can have without worrying about my sex rank?
>>578274979Glad somebody got it
>>578276196unironically yeahserious sex is sex with intent of babymakingcasual sex does not have thatyour sex rank is determined by how many kids you have
>Tired>Drink coffee>AwakeWhat causes this? If I drink more a lot more coffee will it make me better at mahjong?
I'm the last virgin in /mjg/
I have and will always have my complete virgin flow intact, this is why you lost to me in Leagues.
I never had sex and I'm not planning to.
>>578276516not for long
>>578276360This ranking system is definitely rigged because chocolate people are consistently Celestials for some reason. I'm still not playing your game even casually, I know a scam when I see it
I wish I was at a soapland right now
>>578276196Dating, dating....
I'm in my mid 20s and the most lewd thing I've done with someone I like was to hold their hands back in highschool. mahjong
Shitter's clogged
I'm going to be a wizard next year
>>578277195I was a cringe virgin in my mid 20s the first time I had sex, a hot goth girl wanted to fuck me after we met anonymously online. Just like in my doujins, never give up anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzoXSfmXpn8cynthia-6r.png
>>578277195same
given the choice of penis in hole,or celestial in mahjong soul,upon me that decision took no toll
80 dollars gave me nothing but a dupe and fake Koromo. But hey, at least now I'm closer to soup hag bond
Stop trying to get me to FOMO
>>578277779>paying for pulls What about the costume tickets?... You're gonna pay 80 bucks for pulls and 29.99 for the skin?
>>578277195I lost my virginity at 29 to a friend's wife. Stay strapped, life only gets weirder as you live it.
I spent 0 dollars and didn't get the horse.
>>578278006bruh
>>578278006We are not beating the NTR general allegations
I live in Tigerland, I'm an Indiana manI'm used to walk around with a snake in my handDr Bombay is my name and my father has the sameBut everything it changed here in TigerlandS.O.S. The tiger took my fatherS.O.S. The tiger took my brotherS.O.S. The tiger took my motherS.O.S. The tiger took my family
>>578278006Agreed. My cousin is currently cuckolding her rich ass husband and everyone except her dad knows it
>>578278056Unfortunate.
>>578278240>>578278006There's this one retard who's been filming his one night stands and always boasted about them showing everyone the movies. I found it funny when his sister said she also watched them.
I'm a virgin but at least my dick is 6 inches
>>578278006
I don't remember asking for any of this information
I asked
>>578278831I beat you at both of those things
>ntr>sex>same sadass blogging>paypiggingand to think you faggots complained about league tourists "ruining" the thread
>>578277993I have money for both. Or at least had
>every phase before 6 was a sisyphean task>after that every stage until 10 is literally free
I'm starting a rhythm game team next league. You have 10 months to reach Kaiden.
Bake. I dare you to.
I woke up early for Duskbloods and now I only have Mahjong to play
>>578280119Is it out?
>>578280697Just the login screen for the network test. It didn't work.
>>578280945
>>578281728>>578281728>>578281728
