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Would this dober have been good if she got Mile S?
Fuji Kiseki
So what did we learn
>>578253323owes me paizuri
Shame autoruns have awful SSR completion rate, guess actual BOTNIGGERS get to make better parents because their SSR chains finish and they can run 12 careers per hour
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/kf76Ol>https://jiggie.fun/kf76Olhttps://jiggie.fun/kf76Ol>https://jiggie.fun/kf76Olhttps://jiggie.fun/kf76Ol
>>578253323
>>578253314>brink>recoveriesYou could use your SP better
>>578253428
maid raisu
Where are her vocals
>>578253712Sorry she deepthroated me too hard
I was confessed to by my trainee under a
>>578253712In Idolmaster
>>578253748>she
forever my kingu
Don't become a trainer at Tracen! Or you'll risk getting raped by a bunch of attractive, atheletic teenage girls!
i dont have much love for the gamebut i saw the movie finallyit was really well donedyke coded as hell but thats par for the course i guess
>>578253712She’s still recovering from the epiglottic entrapment please come back later
>>578253939>implying they'll rape dark-skinned trainers
Umama hates loopas cause xe's jealous of hayashi having a god tier front loop borrow (7k and counting) bring your petty squabbles somewhere
>>578254030That's why they have Gold City.
>>578254071Fat slut
>my trainer went to Tomakomai and came back with another trainee
>>578253323Kisexi
We fished
>>578254239Boys aren't supposed to be this sexy...
"males do not get any kind of special gene if their mother is an uma the three goddesses hate males and i hate males as well they are ugly and stinky and deserve to be nothing but flesh dildos for the umas"
I can't build aces untli next week anyway because I don't have FM + SMaru.
>>578254356Boy umas are dangerous for heterosexual human men
wahey
>>578254363TAKE THEM OFF YOU'RE UNWORTHY
We should have a calstone op too later
I'm a middle class regular joe with nothing particularly interesting about me, but nothing particular bad either.Trainee for me?
>>578254031Who and who?
>>578254592Gold Ship.
>>578254419sex with boys
>>578254616Whoa...
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>578254419>>578254676Hetero sex with boys
>>578254592Mambo
>>578254592Machitan
>>578254676>>578254749Boy umas are very weak to public displays of affection
>>578254369>hate males>still would fuck themHuh?
>>578254817>>578254767She's kinda cringe...
>1350 more carats every month for freehow bricked are the people not in this club
>>578255045Just like you. That would make a good fit.
>>578255060Why did Hayacuck leave?
>>578254974have you never hatefucked a woman before??
>>578255263Umama cheated on him with V
>>578255060I will never ever join the jewish cabal
>>578255349But what does that have to do with /uma/ club?
>>578255263He said that he missed being treated like a King in Bricked so he went back.He has people complimenting him every time he shares an Ace, people in Bricked were forced to use his Parent and borrow his Support card, they'd let him request sashes even though everyone else was only allowed to request Mediums
>>578255238You're right...I feel bad for her
>>578255060how many fans should i have at this point of the month to even consider applying to /uma/
>>578255447Umama is /uma/ club's manHe only obeys Umaclubchos orders
post something cute
Pandora LOVE
>>578254071Finally someone else caught on to how SINFUL McQueen's swimsuit is
>>578255616Mambo deserves lots of headpats and praise!
YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578255795
>>578255675just look at their chart bwo, I'd say 150M minimum
gigantic german gazongas
>>578255795Mambo a cute
>>578255874>150M>mfw only at 50M this month
>>578255045>>578255616
Now for the rest. This one's my fave.
>>578255874Mambocchi... Mambo is doing well without you now
>>578255840Ayabe love
We fucked
>>578256039
>>578256090I think it's really funny that /uma/club poached Mambocchi and gave Mambo this guy a month later
>>578255963Gambatte, anon. In another club, shitter
>>578255874There's a guy in my will be B+ at the end of the month club that has made 175m this month
>>578256090Surely the mambogeddon promised to me 3000 years ago will happen next month...
>>578256125Ayabe SUKI
>>578255935bigger
>>578256145>Morning shows up in the afternoon>Afternoon shows up in the morningI always found it weird the day/night cycles weren't localized to your sytem's clock. It'd make getting the last few easier.
Ok I've started watching hitler gacha umatuber. I get it now
Also man it’s a bitch to make Ayabe usable for this cm with my deck. If I don’t get spurt from inspirations, dead run. If I use Yada card for spurt, it’s a dead card at LB1. This is gonna be rough…
Daring Tact........BAD
>>578254592bwo you're basically the template
>>578256307
>>578254592This is me unironically.Besides enjoying water, I only drink tea and also more tea.
>>578256090>when the parent leaves the house so the children are forced to grow up
>>578256551What even is a "dried ray fin"? Do they eat stingrays over there? Dried fish smells awful, too many of my friends' places smell like it.
>>578255867Jo...
>>578253241I convinced my drunk sister to tell me her phone password and used her profile on facebook to launch multiple racist tirades and tell her boyfriend she was cheating on himONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>578255935Ja bitte
Nobody asked
>>578256729Aaaand lasto. We'll see if I'm still playing 2 years from now when I gotta re-dump these to keep them alive.
>no groundwork>no pp>no ign wit>no ddmust keep looping, I WILL make the strongest frontgod parent
>>578256807Falco wouldn't say this
nobody asked to see an obscenely round oji-san cumdump either
don't open you can't handle it
>>578255935These saggy milkers were grown on a diet of sausages...
>>578254071>>578255818
>>578257032>oji-san cumdumpcurren reference?
>>578256227lmfao
Daring gf!
you wish dumb pigeon acolyte
>>578256729all the countries in that area have basically stuck everything from the sea in their mouths
BUENA PLEASEEEEEE COME HOMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578257263
>>578257048I made this soundpost I care
>>578257263>>578257424>>578257454FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK A DUPE
Umama status?
>>578257263>>578257478cafe?
>>578257478I FORGOT THE IMAGEEEEEEE
Good morningI love Chevacchi
>>578257498roped
>>578257498He broke up with V after seeing this
>>578257545>same as last time
>>578257219yeah, mine
>>578257621No wonder 6 is afraid of V
>>578257545How many days have you eaten KFC now
>>578257621This is so funny
>>5782577319....
>>5782576217 and all runaway + pace teams have triple fronts in their finals
>>578257793
>>578257793you gotta pump those numbers up
>>578257573me too!!!!!
>>5782578107 and I rape you
>>578257793bro...
>>578257895>>578257898blessed posts
Musuderb, derbimus
CM winners look like this
>>578257793You're gonna get the teio card now
>>578258170Not yaller?
I got that jong in me
>>578258327What did he mean by this
RELEASE THE SATONO FILES
>>578257545>>578257793Is this supposed to be much...? I can easily eat 2 buckets per day, that little tray is nothing
Did cingrey get to reveal official umasIs star blossom the favored child
>>578258472Teiobro... your cholesterol levels...
Literally no one asked
>>578258472Bro it's a 930 Calorie meal.....
danchou i finished my two parents, I'll flatline now
hehe... umama... V... hayashi... hehehe...
I was going to ask, because I actually care about my fellow students and trainers
>>578258308Yellow falco rapes
>>578258678Lemon...just say that you didnt get to hitthey all did...
>>578258024Pokke and Jordan are so cute
hehe... umama... V... hayashi... lemon(?)... hehehe...
>>578257545That tendy looks good >>578258472Teio bro that isn't good for you...
>>578258678Cloverclub is listed as dead but they don't look that "dead" to me
aaaiiiiieeeeee boy umas are not cute! i must resist! their fluffy short hair and bubbly personalities is not cute i must not fall in love
My chill, laid-back club suddenly disbanded without warning.
>>578258878Uma&co is recruiting
>>578258878(ex)-mambro...
>>578258852nanoda
>>578258425There's nothing bad in them
>>578258924We are?
>>578258763What happened to BWC?
= = O
Genuine
>>578258967Never enough spies in Uma&co
>>578258932Nope, was a club named after Pucci from JoJo.>>578258924I'm too much of a shitter for that club, think I'll just join some random one.
>>578258763I'm not gay!When will the slander endI have never done ANYTHING homosexual in my lifeNot even once Not even a little bitI'm straighter than Light O
>>578259237but that is the shitter club
>>578259329that makes what of autismambo?
>>578259317But gays like kpop
The top 3 most hated uma on jp
>>578259317The more you try and deny it the more it sounds like it's not us you're trying to convince....
>>578259409Translate.
>>578259380Casual does not equal shitter
>>578259479elaborate
>>578259541no
>>578259158Any more leaks?
>>578259462I know what I am!!!!!!A hetero paragon>>578259396Only the boy groups
>>578259237Month ends soon, >we may need you in two weeks
>>578259409ill never forgive the japanese what the hell is their problem with ayabe
>>578259380If you are not A+ you are just trash that don't play the game
>>578259672The japs found out V uses her to avatarfag
>>578259476
>>578259409OI OI OI what the hell is this?! >don’t like married umas Why is Ayabe getting hate
>>578259806BASED RICE HATER
>>578259831I wanna tickle Donna
>>578259806
>>578259806>no justification Rice Villain just gets seething
>>578259476this is anti-localization people's japanese level
>>578259670Careful, she bites.
>>5782599401:1 translation is enoughsounds about rightkeep seething
>>578259806villain hatedangerously based
>>578259806Laisu HERO
>>578260013You lost
>>578260032for nowthe noise has just only began
>Ayabe is married to V according to the japanese
rice ANTAGONIST would support localization
>>578260019A hero and a mother.
what are her crimes?
>>578260332Made me HORNY
>>578260332Raped Bourbon and McQueen
I think we should all love and cherish Laisu
stinko
>>578260332uglyshortshit voicedonkeyshit ult
>>578260154>married to V Nyeh, wrong.I am married to Ayabe. If you think otherwise, I will curse you
>>578260332winningbeing too cute
>>578260332Denied my wife her Triple CrownRICE HATE
>>578260332She was simply too good.
If they really hated Nice Nature she would be third on that list
>>578260493Maybe she should've run faster if she wanted to win?
>>578260569Nobody can hate Nice Nature anyhow. That list is fake
>>578260493Bobo's resting on her boobs...
Trainer-san rice cooker and air fryer doko
I hate Nice Nature.
7 and I rape Rice Shower 4 and Bourbon rapes me
>>578258490yaeno, chiyono, ardan
Light Hello is fucking trash.Like having only 5 card in your deck.Why is the uma community such gaslighters?
>>578260394This is trve
>>578260658I have them. What about them?
>>578260658>cooking Rice Shower>frying Air Shakur/Messiah wtf
>>578260793Just a coincidence
>>578260827
Mmyes a free gold skill that's always usefulI wonder if she's bad or I'm just dogshit st the game
u mad lmao
Is it okay to embrace your trainee and give them a loving kiss in front of the entire racecourse audience after she wins a race?
>>578260658How did you know my address?
>>578260887>Free gold skill>Have to do rest+guts 5 times and she might never even show up>Its only actually good for front and pacesYeah its actually you that sucks.
what did google mean by this
>>578259409The rice shower and ayabe hate... Holy FUCK they're literally me.
I've been looping for a week just for a Uma Stan/Nimble Nav/Racing Spirit Stamina trio and I haven't gotten shit
>>578260932It’s very wrong. This is only allowed during the retirement race and if every one of her fans shipped her and her trainer
>>578261138good
>>578261132Bakushin is reddit?
I live like ten minutes away from a major race course in my city. Its a major training hub for the elite thoroughbreds and does G2 races.I didn't give a shit about it until I started playing.
who asked
>>578260713They were cingrey originals???!!
>>578261258Lucky. I have to drive four hours out to visit the closest race track
I'm Chinese
>>578261169I see...
>>578259409why are bobofags like this?
Hehe 67
>>578261482Why?
Ardan wit SR is THE strongest card in the game
>>5782615377 and I believe you
>>578261447nta but cingray manda came before the game, that's all I know
>>578261258I'm about 25 from one and about 50 from another, and I've halfheartedly thought about going to the closer one ages before bumping into Uma but never did
>>578260941It's public info from the Tracen Academy Trainer Registry, you did read the Terms and Conditions right?
>>578261524?
>>578261537I use Seiun Wit instead
>>578261138now add Pedal to the Metal and Racing Spirit Power
>>578261734Yeah, that's even stronger. Ardan is definitely the strongest though
why is rice so flat when bobo is so big
>>578261641bobofags are the biggest rice anti
boobo
>>578261821>>578261931She's fat...
>>578261821The real horse was small
Flat means stamina
>>578259409>>578261524>japs having abysmal dogshit taste as usual and the wheel in the sky keeps on turning
>>578262034Umas are kinda terrifying...
>>578262034She has plenty of stamina...
>>578259409neicha bwos....
>>578259409>Ayabe the most hated by the japs>V the most hated by /uma/It all makes sense now...
Imagine Fallout with umas...
>>578262452>CRPG Fallout with Umas and a dash of Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei 2 Yeah I’d play it
>>578261524Everyone loves Maya
voracious mare pussy hungrily gaping, ready to swallow me whole
The longer the ears, the more trustworthy and wifeable the uma.
>>578262452>you can kill umas>cygays sues you forever
7 and I rape the next Uma 4 and I let /uma/ choose my Uma wife
>>578262897
>>5782629287 and I rape you
>>5782629284 and fuku becomes you wife4 and fuku dies right after
>>578261138Perfecting the 3-3-3 lineage is the most painful part
>>578262725we say this
7 and you guys suck each other's dicks off
>>578262928golshi
>>5782629287 and you are kind to the Umas, 4 and I never get the Fuku alt, anything else and the thread is grilled cheese with ham
>>578261524Ermm I thought nips hated Ardan after that dumb story event??
>>5782629284 and this guy>>578263136
>>5782631364 and you spark your next uma
stop forcing numbers
>>578262928Tazuna
>>5782633237 only comes to those who truly believe
>>578262928Love only you>>578263323>>578263265and Fuku dies
>>5782633237 and you stop stopping us4 and I force myself in you
>>578263435>Love only youA rather obscure choice
>>578263323One of my favorite posters
>>578262928Welcome to the fan club
>>578263323One of my least favorite posters
>>578263509
>>578263354I do.
>>5782635837 and god exists and is angry at me4 and he doesn't exist and you're gay
>>578263627
>>578263534>>578263564>both end in 4>4 is an unlucky number in JapanUh oh Fukubro...
>>5782635837 and I marry urara 0 and I marry curren
7 and you remember Machan exists4 and you forget about her
neck and neck finished exactly once in my last 5 borrowed runs
67% of the reaction images posted here were made by meI am also the first one who started 7 posting You guys owe me a lot
>>578263627Now that is a good post.
>>578263820AIEEE DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF UMA FLESH TAIL
>>578263902saved your pic, not many mackie images
>>5782639027 and it was me4 and you're lying
>>578263902Umama we also owe to you the avatarfaggotry in this generalclaim that as well
>>578263820I wonder what would happen if you licked an Uma’s flesh tail.
>>578263902Here let me repay you real quick little bro.
>>578263902This one too?
>>578263990>obsessed oscar
>>578264139>HRT Henry
But we are all anonymous?
Leave Umama alone!
>>578264119The stillposter is another girl
>>578264185>anon thinks he’s truly anonymous
>>578264185I am. Don't know about you, though.
Hmm can't wait to get back to my office unmolested
>just get SS bro and your sparks will get better
>>578264265IS THAT UMA REAL!?
>>578264284This is even worse than being molested
>>578264284Looks like a job for Ms.#1
>>578264339SS doesn't affect blues and pinks.
>>578264464She wouldn't rape
>>578264191It's deserved for going full meta in last cm and still losing
>>578264579mmmm nyo
>>578264402no
that's the fastest I've seen Umama crumble
>>578263972Cool>>578263990Meds>>578264094Topro would do that>>578264119Yes
>>578264460All the umas are either already rich or will be in the near future. This doesn't matter. Even tama...
>>578264662Most likely skinwalker
>>578264637I said no to sex. She would respect my wishes.
>>578264663Nobody cares V
>>578264579Sure she would.
Daiwa does weird poses when she knows I'm watching her train
>>578264883HELIOS HATE
>>578264736Anon let me tell you the truth-umas get what they want. What are you going to do, report them? Not only would you ruin your beloved trainee’s career but people would laugh at you for losing to a high schooler. It’s a lose-lose situation for you
>>578253712Most likely in the next big update in a few months. They usually add more vocals by that time.
>>578264965Then what the FUCK am I supposed to do when my trainee starts getting some funny ideas in her head...
I'm thankful that my trainee respects my boundaries
Windy baby tell me who laughed at you I'll snap their fucking necks
Clanking Mayano is so comfy, she'll always get SS no matter what
>>578265097>anon didn’t read the manual Rip
>>578265097Get hitched
10+ auto runs without a single gold skill award
uh oh melty
>>578265230Daiwa activating her Tachyon eyes is pretty erotic.
>>578265335I love the headcanon of her having the tachyon eyes when she gets serious
>>578265339>NeoUni
Remember the last time you saw a Daiwa ace? I don't. Who would want to build a useless titty-monster retard
>>578265196I have seen art of Bouquet, Palmer, Dream Journey, and now Shichi deliberately destroy their trainer's relationship...
>>578265526I don't remember the last time I saw a Vodka ace either.
>>578265526Fuck you I’ll build a daiwa pace ace to spite you
>>578264965Uma musume are actually kinda scary when you think about them.
Daiwa is a medium umaVodka is a mile uma
>>578265526Are titty monsters good for you?
>>578265794What about Doto
Did they buff straightaway adept
>>578265858The bench uma
>>578265196>find someone easy goingShichi means I should go for her friend Jordan instead?
>>578265838They are in fact very bad for you
>>578265858Nobody likes Doto.
>>578266120
>>578266214I like Doto
>missed DAYS of babu traffickingFUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/live/PtVTR4o6y1A
>>578266214/we/ like Doto here
>>578266225
You now remember Flop Blossom.
>>578266338They fucked?
>>578266338
>>578266267>>578266309you don't like doto. you just like her fat fucking tits. and there are plenty of other umas with those.
>>578266376But it is easy to remember SB when you actively follow it
>>578266453
>>578266513I like Doto and I like her big fat titsBreak your leg
>>578266513If Doto was flat I would still like Doto. Being a helpless crying mess that I want to protect is cute.
>>578266513name 1 uma with fatter tits than doto
>had to do the full 25 spins 8 cards in a rowDOTO HATE
>>578266607Her fat jiggly sagging milk tanks are a bonus too
The thread villains will never be welcome here
There is just none lmao.
oranges are evil
being frontfag is suffering
Do we believe in it?
Doto has the biggest boobs in portion to her height
>>578266798Only Doto and Laisu are villains
>>578266913we have access to hakuraku gwochis
>>578266913AYABE SUKI
>>578266826>fat>fat>fat>fat>fat>americanOnly Taiki is real.
>cries when she gets bitten>gets lonely when she doesn't get bittenWtf is her problem
>>578267029Eat shit burger
>>578267000>>578266826How big is Doto's butt? People pay to touch it
Umatter creatures
>>578267101
>>578267198What is it? A but tierlist?
>>578267198HELIOS NUMBER 3?????
>>578267198The dubai buttslut...
>>578267101She's a big girl
>>578267247
No one make believe that Ryan butt in not atleast in top 10, she pumps that iron
>>578267198>helios is anal codedthis changes everything
>>578267198>No. 53Doto is an asslet wtf
>>578267365oh my fucking god dudehttps://xcancel.com/i/status/2089288457957073152
>>578267273>>578267281>>578267391>>578267198Vivlos and Helios have huge butts but.......................their sister isn't even on the chart...
Well doto is irish
>>578267412>>578267579No her butt is big >>578267325
>>578267461>indonesian account
>>578267527>Vivlos and Helios>their sister????Also Verxina is 87th and shares that place with Special Week
>>578267754Okay honestly, I had big asses on my mind and wasn't thinking too hard
>>578267198how is this measured
>>578267461Holy OOC, Nishino doesn't even speak like that
>>578268009who cares nigga precocious child > proper characterization every time
>>578267813That's ok, in the first place this is just proportional ranking so being low just means that the ass is small for the size of the body. Hishi Akebono technically has the smallest ass in this ranking, but because she is a big girl, it would still be big, just small in proportion to her body. >>578267843The explanation on the site is just"公式から提供されている 身長、ウ"ト、ヒップ値と理想体型からのギャップを算出しランキング化しています。"
>>578268072dumb ass gooner
>>578267325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
What you want is a huge ass on a tiny body
>>578268154motherfucker half this thread is about fictional ass size
>>578267198wtf I need to roll for Windy now???
>>578268094>"We calculate the gap between the height, waist, and hip measurements provided by the official source and the ideal body type, and then rank the results."that doesn't explain muchhow do you get 10.04 from 156cm, W51, and H86
I got bludgeoned by my trainee's fat tits when she was turning around and I had to go to hospital
>>578267191Cute
>>578268285there were already many reasons to roll for windy. but yes. that works too.
>>578261258My local track about 20 minutes away closed down in 2019 and was replaced by an Amazon hub, the nearest one is now 4 hours away
mmmm yepyep another ace another visual kei
>>578268385I already wanted her but I have no carats hoarded, so I might have to skip and then get her with a ticket later.
>>578267198Ass Wonder
What would be monthly fan requirement after 1/2 is over?5 ace run per day and you are out of stamina and GL give shit fan.
>>578268557>she didn't finish her aces alreadyngmi sis
>>578268689I hope you get run over by a truck that runs a red light
>>578268396I'm like 6 hours out from Marion County which is far enough to be too much of a commitment
>>578267412Too thin.
>>578267412Doto's butt would smell bad
>>578268336The number itself doesn't mean anything. In context, it just means her ass is huge for the size of her bodyLike, 80 Bust on a 2 meter-tall girl would be small, but on a 145cm girl it would be hugeActual calculation of cup size or ass size is impossible without specific information that Cygames does not provide so all this is just whatever Japs thought good enoughIn the end what's important is not just size but the shape too
>>578268213but who has a huge ass on a tiny body?
>>578267198This is total bullshit. Id be surprised if a single one was in the right location.
It is important that grass wonder's gigantic brapper crushes my face
>>578266595what a twist!
>>578268918They are not correct in their measurements. We can literally see with our own eyes that Maruzensky has no ass.Kitasan black has a fatter ass than Hoko Tarumae? Get the fuck out of here. Im actually angry at how bad it is.How dare someone spend their time making this and be wrong about everything.
>>578269291>We can literally see with our own eyesAre you talking about in-game models? They do not reflect the canon numbers because it's cheaper for Cygames to have standardized bodies and just resize them when they feel like it. Using those as proof is stupid
>>578269410>You are using the actual characters instead of information pulled completely from your assWow you are kind of a moron huh?
She's going to fuck her
uh oh measuremelty
>>578269521this is so stupid looking I love it
TIL I'm bipolaruma musume
my trainee touched my nono place during goo goo babies
>>578269483Both are provided by Cygames. There is no reason to believe in-game models are more canon than what is written down, especially when modeling the bodies takes more time and money than just writing the sizes, so Cygames has more incentive to just not make the models accurate as it's cheaper to do so + Uma is considered an all-ages franchise, so there is even more of a reason for Cygay to not add the biggest sagging tits flopping around and asses shaking with each step the uma takes
Our HEROES...and Opera
Dia in-game boobs are gigantic compared to Kitasan but she's only a few units bigger in canon sizewho do we trust?
>>578268836I think 1-2 hours max is ok, and I said 4 hours but it's also like 6 hours for me with the traffic and construction, too far
>>578269773but are you bisexual
>>578269843Compare normal Flash and swimsuit Flashshit dosen't make sense
>>578269843
>>578269812You've said right in your previous post that cygames doesnt provide all that information. The in game models are actually the only consistent rull representation so the animes have wildly inconsistent animation.And wtf you mean they dont have fat asses and titties flopping around in the game?
>>578269773how did you come across this information?
>>578269773congrats on joining the mentally ill club
>>578269843Kitasan is stick in both the anime and game. She wears a miniskirt too.I have no idea where anyone got the idea she has a big fat ass.
Boo
>>578269893I sure am
event chain frequency level is a fucking scam
Can runaway win at the upcoming CM? No gaslighting please
POST REAL DOTO BUTT
>>578270225
>>578270114because it would be GOODAND IT WOULD MAKE MY PENIS HARDIF I COULD BEND KITASAN OVER A DESK AND SHE STARTS SING OAUHHHHHHHH AUHHHHHHH AS SOON AS I SLIP IT IN HER DUMB FAT WOBBLEMEAT
Here's the proof.
Opera O got charmed
>>578259409Fake ranking btw.Actual list is1.Ryan2.Vodka3.Air Shakur4.bamboo memory5.Fuku
>>578269893Reminder that you're only bisexual (aka faggot in denial) if you're into disgusting bara orcsLiking cute boys doesn't count which means you're still straight
>3D
>>578270395Speaking from experience?
How much bond points do you get from gently walking your umas?
>>578270180It can but youre more likely to win as a regular front
>>578270180>canEverything can, but will it? Probably not
>>578269924>swimsuit Flashwhy do people say this, she's still equally gigantic and you can still see that when she turns to the side, the front view is very deceiving. Better example is Bright who should be Tachyon sized in model but is noticeably flatter even though she's still pretty big in the underwater cg art.
>>578270323>thinnest (cheapest) fabric of all time>not even ironedeverything else is fine, takes very little to look the best you can
>want to use late surgers and end closers>forget I don't have neicha, CB, ruby cards nor parentsfug
>>578270271>get paid to have people scratch him fat old man final boss
>>578270380>2.Vodka>3.Air Shakur>4.bamboo memory>5.FukuThese are only hated by brown 3rd world SEAxicans though.
>>578270380there is absolutely no way people care enough about banchan to hate her.
>>578270323that's a man
>>578270465Can we get Tachyon's Factor Research instead?
I like girls who run very fast and sometimes wear uniforms. which uma is for me?
>>578270634mexico is not in SEA
>>578270465oh my fucking god just introduce Tachy Lab already you assholes
>>578270691fenomeno
SEA umas will win the larc before japan
>>578270517>want to build late>don't have natie so have to borrow it>don't have ruby so have to borrow it>need to borrow 2 cards to compete>have to l**p leap forward just to build a lateAnd there are still retards who insist maining a style isn't real.
>>578270659
>>578259409I believe this because Japanese people have shit garbage taste.People who are creative and have good taste in Japan are considered freaks. The average consumer is a boring salaryman loser or a dysgenic extremely autistic neat.
>>578253529Those two recoveries can be from the nurse random event.
>>578270732Mexicans/latinx/SEAs are all the same
>>578270380no one hates ryan because that would require people to actually think about her
>>578259409>People believe this without even knowing the sample sizeretards
>>578270761>very fast>only 2 G1s
>>578270908I don't even care if it's fake, it gives me something to talk about
RUNAWAY IS EXCLUSIVELY A MED/LONG TECH
>>578270908yeah the sample size is one uma per placing since you can only have one uma in each of the 1st 2nd and 3rd placings
>>578270786It doesn't. Light Speed won't win you games. Why would you buy a gold that requires other accels to fully function? Just buy OYL.Who the fuck told you Light Speed was mandatory? not even Leap Forward is mandatory
>>578270956Take it or leave it. Also he won where it mattered.
>>578270794Winning Thicket...........
>>578257263>>578257478>>578257545>KFC is now employing gacha tacticsYoi fell for the marketing
>take leap forward>lose because you are using a power card lmao
>he can't hit cap speed with 2 speed cards
>>578271189Yeah I'm raping
Buhis are getting uppity
>>578258472>>578257793>>578257545I'll eat one of these buckets and shit my brains out for the next couple of days, how do you people manage
Dia makes me feel uncomfortable.
poorwiddles are getting uppity
Doto zoomie
Thoughts on teenaged pregnancy?
KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU
>>578271336Dangerous for someone as tiny as tama
>>578271336generally opposed to all pregnancy as it removes your freedom and makes you dependant on an abusive system for 9 months, but I also think girls of that age are adults already and can make decisions like this if they so choose.
>>578271334>Helios says 67>Doto says frfrKek based
>>578271336hot...
>>578271475fag
>>578271334Why is Doto speaking like that...
>>578271336tracen should invest in pregnant racing
>>578271336Tama would have 11
>>578271475you only get posts like this at these hours huh
>>578271475Umama...
>>578271395They're umamusumes it wouldn't be a problemFlower can definitely handle it better than a grown woman
>>578270323That's a fattie
>>578271543am I wrong? this country fucking despises pregnant women and then does nothing to help the newborn that rips through her body. How can anyone in good faith suggest that out of you?
>>578271334Imagined the combined power of Doto's zoomer slang plus Opera's theatrical speechAyabe and Shakur would probably combust on the spot
>>578271336Just take responsibility
>>578271680You are not in the comment section of a political post on twitterHope this helps
>>578271802You have nothing thus you are nothing
>muh systems
>>578271795Thanks for letting me borrow your umanko Laisu!
when did leftoids became so unhinged
7 and I win next 99%4 and I lose next 1%
>>578271769I think Shakur combusts every day there already.
>>578270323>Always the hidden uggo face
>>578271336How do you explain the 9 month gap in her racing career?
>>578271996
>>578271492>prostitute
>>578272073This is an entirely reasonable translation and anyone who is legitimately mad over it hasn't seen sunlight since the pre-covid era
what the helly I can't press guts anymore
>>5782629287 and you get raped by Fuku4 and you get raped by Nishino8 and you get killed by Copano Rickey
>>578272189Fuku wouldn't rape
>>578272073What Helios said when I came inside her?
What did we learn today?
>>578272073it was either that or millennial slang
>>578272260What if i ask her to do it?
I need inari's fat milkers in my mouth
>>578272260fuku would cry and beg and throw up and threaten to kill herself until you fucked her. which isn't as bad as rape but it's still evil of her.
>>578270180Its very unlikely you'll win, but possible, as you need a lot of things to happen to make it true.>no other runaway as you both die>no Vbobo in the room, as she has a very easy time overtaking you when the last straight starts>the competitive late surger/end closer gets blocked or whiffs a skill, so they can't spurt hard enough to catch you.>no stamina draining debuffer present>speed eater activates to increase your chances>you perfectly trigger unrestrained + other last leg combo including recoveryEverything is up to the end of the last corner, if even fronts can catch up its over, if they can't, you might win, but a late/end still might take 1st it in the last few meters, so yeah the odds are heavily against you.>>578270786You probably shouldn't even bother with backliners if you don't have CB or Wit neicha mlb'd. The only one who can get away with is Grass, because of the inbuilt OYL.
American umas when?
>>578272415cygames can barely write stories for their own umas, you want them to somehow build a career around Zippy Chippy?
I'm tired of manual runs bros
We love being in the soup
>>578272415Never because the majority of US horses don't have the kind of media and fan narrative attached like JP horses do, so Cygames would have to constantly make up bullshit to make a career story and at that point its better to make another jp hors instead
>>578272405nta but thanks for the info, pretty convincing. So if I am going to run fronts, it's best to just run triple front with no big nigs? I have Hag, Summer Hag, Sky, Suzie, and VBourbon
>>578272387fuku isn't rura tho?
>>57827241590% of the roster is half american
All umas are actually 100% horse
>>578272405for natie, isn't 3LB enough? you only lose out on two TE, which should not be too much of a problem if you click a lot on wit anyway
all umas are 100% whores
>>578272592there are plenty of american horses with big stories around them. do some research on Cody's Wish, Rich Strike, Zenyatta, American Pharaoh for some good examples. And if you want an International Horse, Winx. Holy shit, Winx.
>>578272592American Pharaoh was the first horse to win the American Triple Crown in 37 years. How can you not make a career off that?
>>578272730they can be lots of things. >>578272828nyo...
>all umas are 100% whoresulala n-no...
I unironically like looping more than making aces
I like the event
ellerslie pride sitting on my face
>>578272856>this skinny fuck won 33 races in a row
>>578273047all women are whores, according to Danchou
>>578273104I HATE HELIOS
>>578272184>>578272320>t.Allison
>>578272592>Cygames would have to constantly make up bullshit to make a career storyThey are already doing that though, not like it's a bad thing
all umas are whorses
>>578273104>what comes after two...
>>578272415>John Henry uma with this skintone
>>578273237Boyumas are ugly
>>578273052it's just a small gambling dopamine hit at set intervals
>>578273154flat Australian umamusume sexo
>>578273226Are you talking about Almond Eye's "All-Japan 7 G1 winners Japan Cup"? That is less bullshit and more exchanging one aspect of the horse's story with another
>>578273312Black umas shouldn't exist
Funny thought, what if Chinese umas looked really racistLike super caricature Chinese
>>578273234umamusume is whorse racing
>>578273104I need to train Helios so bad, it seems to be so funny to have her around...
>>578273489>zoomerbait No
>>578273489>Gets baited into being sad for Ruby and K.S. Miraclelmao get trolled
>>578273154she didn't come to Japan cup because she was scared
>>578273474they would all look like Ardan
>>578273341>sees huge pair of tits>thinks about boys
>>578273341>the boyuma in question has insanely fat tits and asswhere is the 'boy' part
Boyness is in the heart
>>578273616>>578273636>ignoring the haircut
boys can have fat tits and ass
>>578273604Woke propaganda
>>578273730>boys and girls are decided by haircut and not by body
wifi is ok if you're close to the router
>>578272603That is a very bad idea. 3 fronts only work if you are matched with SS only umas, since your own umas are going to kill each other. Front/front/debuff is the safe bet, albeit xoguri can still fuck you up.
>>578273743Bring me sundayman
>>578273154I feel like Winx is a case that if she was a JP-based horse, then people would criticize her record by saying she never ran overseas, but because she is from (the very isolated) Australia then all is good
>>578273870Wow I learnt something new today
>>578273730so a guy with long hair must be sexy for you...
>>578272073>WE WANT APPROPRIATION>but also let's remove anything that remotely sounds like a gyaru by using the worst aspects of the english language via zoomer slangsIt takes quite a special kind of talent to bury the gyaru culture into extinction while disrespecting english grammar
>>578273830Fuji exist
>>578273828boys MUST be nearly or totally flat. that's the bottom line. anything else is fake and straight.
>>578273616I thought the same just when I thought I could not be surprised at the depth of faggotry, /uma/ surprises me again
>>578273979Mr Cute Boy!
>>578273946>gyaru cultureanon gyaru haven't existed in reality for decades, there's no culture to destroy
>>578273898Thats definitely something to consider, but even in her own field she towers far and above every other australian horse, so its still a good story i think. I think if Cygames were to ever do it, international horse stories would be adapted to a japanese story rather than implementing a whole shitton of international races.
>>578273875>your fronts are going to kill each otherhow?
retards don't realize that people call cheval a boyuma because she literally calls herself boku
>>578274080winxsu isekai to Japan
>>578273952Fuji is not a boy indeed.
>>578274034a boy doesn't love dinosaurs
Opinion on Angling and Scheming on pace chasers?Witgod said "you should start seeing less front runners from now on since JP used them less" but I am seeing the same if not more of them lately.I am trying to decide what inherit I should get my pacers for th CM after this one coming up
>>578274171retard
>>578274080>rather than implementing a whole shitton of international racesDepends, they already have L'Arc and BC, next is probably HK or Dubai. Cygames 100% wants those overseas races for the stories of uma that ran there so with time you could probably do some non-JP horses in a sort of "exchange student" kind of way, where they come to tracen, and you train them but they still race in their home country
>>578274141A reverse trap
>>578274141These are the people who complain about localization too
>>578274225front runners become less common as runaway chariots improve, but we aren't really at the point where everyone can be assumed to have a runaway (Twin Turbo) so there's just going to be more fronts and even a shitty front will block angling for long enough to make it unviable.
>>578274225it's a gamble
>>578274178based
>>578274225Yeah fuck it why not. If you need both your parent inherits then use one of your grandparent slots. SP really isn't as tight as it used to be so you can angle for the occasional gamble win if the trade off is just a chuck-in skill.
>retard
>>578274225Global hates building fronts, just get it and gamble on no front/shitty front lobbies
>>578274406Her hugs kill people
>>578274491Do they really? Front parents are far, far more developed than Late or End parents.
>>578274467wtf did she really say this
>>578272856>>578273154I remembered there was an artist who drew hypothetical foreign uma
>>578274617Yes
>3* Power>when I was making a Mile GP>med 1*fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
>>578274724>blazing pridewat
>>578271475Dober would say this but get aroused every time she feels the movement of a disgusting m*id's child inside her womb
>>578272592Back when Uma launched last year in Global, I went back and watched the Triple Crown races for the 2025 generation. I felt like the narratives pretty much easily wrote itself like an Umamusume story. Especially with Sovereignty and Journalism's rivalry.Journalism was basically the Win Variation/Verxina of his Gen where he was never able to beat Sovereignty. But he showed heart as he took on the races that Sovereignty ducked out of like the Preakness and BCC. You could easily make a career out of that narrative.
>>578274640Also for Australian horses that could conceivably be addedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinshasa_no_KisekiSon of Fuji Kiseki
>>578274724>power sparks>in this economy
So to get started with looping you just need an uma with good whites right? The blue and pink spark don't really matter at first right since you are just getting started
>>578274819>Son of Fuji KisekiNo
>>578274783it was an air groove one because my previous grassu runs have all been 1*, so i thought changing the uma might refresh the spark chance
>>578274121because 2 fronts support each other, thats why frontfags make a Vbobo and Seiun paired. If Seiun procs angling she'll most likely win, at that point the game is over for other fronts. If it fails, Bobo can take over. If there is another front, she becomes a problem for both. Your own umas will sabotage each other.>>578274225Sure if front didn't exist it would be a good idea. However now fronts are in a shit position, which means they are unpopular, and global was always heavily against fronts, as they are seen as the "whale strat", so you have a good chance.
>>578273830Boy uma faggots are the most mentally ill people in this general, don't even bother trying to talk to them
>>578274605Autismos like building fronts. Global doesn't.
>>578273427No I wasn't talking about any uma in particular, but rather the fact that they are turning a literal horse into a character with a unique personality and career story so they already exaggerate and stretch a lot of irl things to incorporate into an uma. Of course there are some purely factual things included like how outfit colors are derived from their irl club/jocket silk, the horse's attitude/quirks, and what races they ran irl. I agree with the media and narrative thing though, horse racing just isn't as sensationalized in the US. I think the real challenge is: explaining to a mega millionaire 70 year old American boomer that you want to turn his racehorse into an anime horse girl and why that's a good thing lol, and two: you'd have to introduce a huge batch of US umas at once to make individual character stories make sense as well as a new career which would be 90% dirt.
>>578275071Fat fuck
>>578275073Global is the most Front loving server, retard
>>578274141i don't know i haven't play her story yet her story isn't in the game
>>578274141does the fact that Uokka uses 'ore' make her even more of a boy or does it just make her stupid
>>578274141they call her boyuma because she looks like a boyit is separate but not mutually exclusive from being called a bokumanko because of the way she refers to herself
>>578275158convincing the boomer would be easy, just show him that the game makes about as much money as he owns in a single month. the hard part is implementing the horses. Even today a lot of uma releases suffer because they just dont have their rivals. Stego wasnt in the game for 4 whole years. Deep Impact STILL isnt here, and thats a giant black spot in the careers of so many horses.
>>578275294They'll censor it to earn more EGS money
I'm broke and I don't have enough to pay for my mentally ill umas' therapy
>>578275264Global is the least Front loving server, DOUBLE retard
>>578275395I mean....
>>578274141>Global might miss out on Orfe using 余、私、我が、王 to refer to herself
Play the game, retard*3
>1* medium parent>no medium sparks from any grandparent>innate B medium umaI thought you can only go from B to A if your spark is 2*?
>>578275649ware is the coolest one
>>578275649Blame her
>>578275434nta but we don't actually know if owners get any money from allowing Cygames the use of their horse, it just might be that they only retain the rights to decide how the horse will be portrayed
>>578275649Wow I can't believe we might miss out on hyper specific Japanese autism. The game is dead
>>578275698The game is playing itself, zetard
>>578275895Retire, Allison
>>578271336umas could handle it
>>578275649The only way to translate this to english is to give her exclusively male pronouns and people would rip their fucking teeth out if that was real
>>578275001by same logic if vbo fails the third can take oversimilarly vbo can prevent ssky from being first
>>578275378
>localizationseethers>localizationwankers
>>578275706Thresholds are 1*, 4*, 7*, 10*.
>>578275784>>578274383see I told you
>>578275997this'll absolutely never be real but god it would be so fucking funny
I need umamusume... But with catboys
>>578276118Allison...
do i need mile Si double circled fall runner and right handed out of desperation on my capped speed run
>>578275997I predict they will change them all to something royal sounding. Orfe will constantly refer to herself as King, Majesty, Sovereign, Lord, etc.or just change them to be normal
>>578276219You don't play the game You can't speak Japanese
>>578276232Mile S is free 300sp
>>578276232It's good enough
>>578276232>do i need mile SYes
>>578276202>I want umamusume but without the uma or the musume???
>>578276232The higher our speed cap is the more important distance s is bro
>>578276295>>578275956
Remember the gaslight that 900spd 1200 stam was more important on longs than 1200spd 900stam?
>>578275434I really don't think they earn much money from having their uma(s) in game, it's not like paying to have a product advertised, but I could be wrong maybe it somehow earns them some cash? It's more of a reputation boost publicity thing for the owner/farm etc. I feel.>Even today a lot of uma releases suffer because they just dont have their rivals. Deep Impact STILL isnt here, and thats a giant black spot in the careers of so many horsesYeah that's tough especially for the older dominant/powerhouse US horses. I think for modern gens and underdog horses it would be more manageable to write a good story.
>>578276232you bought 120 speed but mile S would've given you 160
>have a 1 on most the important skills gwo
>>578276445show plats
>>578276461If you gas out with 100m to go 900 speed will beat 1200 speed every time.
>>578276495thats kinda on cygames for making Deep Impacts beta design a trace Forte
>>578276670>big boobsnot my forte
>>578276572dodging danger feels more important
don't show up this CM
>>578276836>t. Independent Learner
>>578276779That's why I said most not all
oppy is the king orfe is a whore
>>578276670>shortstack cowCringe
>>578276670>shortstack cowBased
>>578276670Post the REAL Shadowverse Forte, not the cowified grub version who was one of my first few darks and she still fucking sucks
>>578275158>Weaving History
i can smell a new bread
>>578276913>oppywho?
>>578276670what was the goal here, seriously
>>578277058tm umanko o
>>578277030
It's okay to hate Admire Groove
>>578276670>>578277086Glad they didn't get him to draw
>>578277167This guy needs to do even more Daiwa
>get auto>borrow limit isn't increasedcyagys you faggots the fuck am I supposed to do after 5 borrows>fan runsfuck you dancho you won't even kick the flat liners
>>578277224He's losing
admiring her groove (umanko)
>>578277284>he didn't looooop
If uma uses male pronouns, they are trans
>>578277261No
>>578277405Nyes
>>578277368my loops have amounted to shit even with SS
>>578277297You say that every time a JP horse is running overseas
Dober looks like Forte
>>578277284I'll kick them when the month starts
>>578277438Wrong anon
>>578277492What do you mean???? Are you not Anon?
baker san?
>>578277578Bake it yourself.
>>578277578I love Irish umas (not that one)
>>578277578*rapes you*
>>578276985she sucked when she came out dude that characters been reworked like three times and the best they could do was give her a crest subskill
>>578277578I'm at work........
>>578277578It needs a Calstone OP
>>578277578I'm afraid he was slain by Oguri Cap and Special Week for not putting enough bread out
bake
>>578277867>>578277867>>578277867
>>578253325I like you're handwriting anon
