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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer, Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
Current CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600
Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test

>Schedule
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08/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
08/13 - New Legend Races
08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer
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be faster next time
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Bread
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this bread will be toasted
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wahey
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I don't know how to bake, so I never did.
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morning
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>>578277920
>yurislop
Neck yourself
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Digitan LOVE
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>yurislop
Love yourself
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I'm doing shiyu defense rn so I couldn't bake
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I'm hungry
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1 more week until peak club drama season
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>>578277448
I think the guy who originally designed Dober/Bright/McQueen (and some other umas) did an amazing job though, you can tell they're from the same faction/family just from the clothes while they each look unique from each other
>>578277730
Yes I'm aware, and if they 5* her she'll still be shit cause they hate her for some reason
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>co
>pa
name a better rainbow combo
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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>>578278153
>ZZZ
Go back
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>>578277867
Ummmmmmmmm tits?
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>>578278205
Hello hungry, I'm Anonymous
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Last Thread
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Tachyon LOVE
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>my trainer needs to go to the toilet
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Which way, western man?
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>>578277867
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=badluck2033+umamusume+&z=5
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>>578278312
Doto game
I can't wait to run her next CM
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>>578278312
uma umas umya umya
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>>578278401
specialty priority. These are all shit and friendship training is about the only trait that matters
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>>578278401
I usually go frendship > prority > event chain
but I`m bad at the game so I wouldnt take my advce
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>>578278401
Hmmmm I'm thinking power
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>>578277920
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>>578278312
>sex kiseki
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>578278401
You cant expect an answer without knowing anything else
Growth rates? Current stats? Bond levels?
You have to take this all into account
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I love my genius wife
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>>578278521
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>>578278401
specialty priority is the only answer here
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that Stat +1 trait is so fucking worthless because friendship training +5% means you'll get a minimum of +1 of any rainbow training and it obviously scales up fast, you're way more likely to get +2,3,4 out of that friendship training to start and it only ramps up even harder as you grab more of the stat
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>>578278312
>boy ass
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>>578278486
>>578278485
>>578278617
right answer for the wrong reason

>>578278492
good thinking but wrong answer

>>578278565
I said western man not woman
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>>578278697
That is not how it works
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>>578278587
>prostitute
>genius
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>Calstone thread
Another Calstone 1000 on thread #3222
Check it out
in 3 days maybe
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>>578278697
anon do you know how multiplication works
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>>578278758
>right answer for the wrong reason
is it because HISHIAMA SEXOOOO is in the cover?
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>>578278837
nice
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>>578278312
>Smell asses
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>>578279032
Ugly uma
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>>578278837
>in 3 days maybe
Faster, you need to account for Pakalive giving us some speed
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>>578279197
Not even ugly bastards want to fuck her
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>>578279227
I do wonder who the mystery uma will be
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>>578279334
i want to fuck her because she's pretty, also i have bite kink
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>>578272063
But I though uma gestational periods are as long as irl horses, aka an entire year.
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>>578279502
They will be Mr Cleats wife and son
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New collab art just drop.
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>>578279513
>having low standards
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meisho doto
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>>578279618
standards are made up society bullshit
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>>578279559
More scalping
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We live in an umaciety
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>>578279620
Heineous Villain
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>>578279032
eh? what was that, orfe? sorry, Light Hello-san just texted me a.... curious message. Ehem.
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>>578279559
What instrument is my wife creek carrying?
Sax?
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>>578279513
I too say this.
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>>578279623
Rulership is such a girlboss. All the other umas wish they could be her
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Does unique strength scale with level or is unique level only for rating calculations and TT scoring? Is there a meaningful difference between lvl 2 vs lvl 4 unique?
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>>578279756
The fact that a lot is said about umaciety says a lot about umaciety.
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hey
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>>578279920
just rank/TT
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It hurts when I poop
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>>578280103
Fix your diet, and if that doesn't work you should go to the doctor
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>>578280103
better get checked for hemorrhoids unc
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Umama status?
Lost another room?
Taken HRT?
ERP?
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>>578280296
Nice Nature
Nice Wife
Nice Life
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>>578280205
>zoomer slang
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>>578278401
none because all of them are greyed out so you can't buy them retard
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Doto is evil
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>>578280580
Why is the granny looking for a fight
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>>578280640
wow anon you're so smart and cool and sexy and tall and your dick looks so juicy can I be your rich neurosurgeon gf while you stay at home playing videogames?
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>>578280530
ts lowkirkuinely pmo sybau
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>>578280769
no go away
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If an Uma doesn't Musume, are they really an Uma
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I bought
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>my trainer is drooling over my body
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Loop guide doko
I think I want to start doing it
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>>578281000
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRK40xCfzf--hQFNxuovgUu-LnAywx6NLlHVcAGfQfo
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>>578280793
no one uses kirk variant names anymore. go 6 months back for that.
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Hmmmmm...
nyes...
/umajp/ 2.0 soon...
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>>578280103
Prunes (5-6 before dinner), non-lactose yogurt and for fucks sake drink your water
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>eat spicy food
>get diarrhea
hmmmmmmm im nyyyyyoooooooooticing
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>>578281435
you burgers can only eat mayo as spicy sauce
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>>578278046
>morning
Good morning, i'm Wilford Brimley and i wanted to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr ealy really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really love Stego.
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My trainee said that your trainee said that you eat corn the long way
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>>578281830
instant foursome
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>>578281274
Bouquet's fat naked ears
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>>578281435
I'm gonna say it. Spicy and hot sauce fags are fucking annoying. These weiggas will make it their entire personality and carry fucking hot sauce bottles everywhere they go because without it food is just "too bland" for them. 7 and they all get raped + they have to eat the hottest pepper in the world with each meal until their taste buds disintegrate
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why did you bench mambo?
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>>578282182
cause she's pregnant
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>>578282105
>the spicy sauce pocket
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How lewd are uncovered uma ears
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>>578282105
El bros, our response? 7 and you have to stuff a Carolina Reaper up your ass
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Man I should've pulled for summer golshi
There's fuck all to do in game now if you're out of borrows
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>>578282274
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>>578282105
Pepper is fucking amazing and i don't care what you have to say about spicy things.
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104 days until MR CB
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what is the speed threshold to reach by start of senior year to not consider the run as irredeemable glue
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>>578282083
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>>578282407
1200
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>>578282407
1400
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>>578282407
1000?
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>>578280897
>>578281810
sex
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>>578282407
an A
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>>578282407
it depends
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>>578282341
This is a blue board you sick fuck.
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>>578282407
Doesn't exist
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>>578282105
>These weiggas will make it their entire personality and carry fucking hot sauce bottles everywhere they go because without it food is just "too bland" for them.
those types are indeed annoying. I love hot sauce though, I've even fermented my own a few times (used 50% habanero, and 50% superhots like Carolina Reapers and Chocolate Douglahs), stuff was amazing.
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>>578277867
i don't like her curves she should be flat and straight
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>>578282407
yes
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>>578282373
dis nigga pulling out his salt and pepper shakers (the one where you twist and turn the thing) in the middle of the restaurant dawg
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>>578280897
totally me.
first rate body
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>>578282341
Those are donkey ears not uma ears.
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>>578281407
forever FAT
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>>578282105
h-heh.. I don't
>sniff back mucus
see what you mean by
>breathes with tongue out briefly
'annoying', maybe you just got
>clenches ass that is sweating
sensitive taste buds, bwo
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>>578282719
YWNBAU
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>>578282337
speaking of which, do we ever get more borrows or is it 5 forever
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>>578282694
yeah im gonna twist and turn your nutsack till ya turn purple dickhead
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>>578282105
>because without it food is just "too bland"
And they (me) are right.
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>>578282472
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>>578282574
the worse Curren
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>>578282105
I will die on the hill that most people who hate hot sauces just hate the "vinegar with some spices thrown in" that make up a vast majority of western hot sauces
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>>578282472
>>578283007
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>>578282761
You need some milk buddy?
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>>578282783
Korea had 15 borrows by this point
But that was because Gooks whined a fuckton and as usual Korea folded

But since we are part of the Globalcuck coalition, we are happy with scraps.
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>>578281246
Didn't Helios say Beckenbauersomething in s3? She would say lowkirkuinely
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>>578283028
trvth, I can even name those very ingredients by heart: distilled vinegar, salt, cayenne pepper, red pepper, water, lime. Every single fucking time.
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>>578283229
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>>578282719
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>>578283147
Do we know when the next increase happened in JP?
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>>578283028
>eating out
>pepper sauce on table
>try it out
>tastes like pure vinegar
>not even hot
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>>578283326
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>hot sauce
>is actually room temperature
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>>578282559
>Chocolate Douglahs
Heh. Imagine giving that to someone stupid (mambo) and telling her its a piece of chocolate that came from a plant
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>>578282912
I didn't get an erection from Tama's poverty body
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>>578282912
Theres nothing...
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UmaDashbwos don't look at the club chat...
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>>578283321
TToTT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH KIIIINGUUUUUU WATASHI NO MIRUKU WO UKETOMETE!
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>>578283601
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>>578283639
>>578283601
Tama...............
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>>578283657
Okay I won't
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If you eat food that's too spicy, does it actually burn when it "comes out", too? Or is it just an Hollywood invention? I never experienced this, my tummy can destroy anything that gets in usually
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@umagrok remind me to snipe the top late loopas on reset
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>>578283868
Never had that either but I suspect its stomach ache -> long painful diarrhoea shit -> asshole is inflamed. Not from the food coming out "spicy"
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>OHHHH THIS FOOD IS SO MILD BRO I NEED IT TO LITERALLY BURN INSIDE MY FUCKING MOUTH UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE AND SWEAT LIKE A FUCK ALL DAY BRO IT NEEDS SOME LIL HOT SAUCE BRO JUST A LITTLE IT'S SO MIIILD I NEED IT TO BE SPICY
I hate spicy food lovers
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>>578284024
Further proof that Doto is evil and lacks the ability to feel
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>>578284182
Doto is a good girl and people are so mean to her. I will protect her.
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>>578284106
Liking spicy food is one thing. Wanting to eat mouth raping pepper 3000 with every meal is another
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>>578283868
>If you eat food that's too spicy, does it actually burn when it "comes out", too?
I've never felt that and I've eaten those spicy samyang noodles a bunch of times. But I do shit normally, maybe it does burn if you get diarrhea from that.
Diarrhea in general can burn regardless of what you've eaten if it goes through your intestines fast enough like when you have a bad case of stomach flu. But that's because of your stomach acids and bile not being neutralized or something.
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>>578277920
Luv Hishiama
Luv Brian
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>>578284106
What if I told you... spice has a flavor and purpose
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>>578284106
Seamus can't handle regular spice...

There is a spectrum of spice bwo
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>>578283868
Yeah it can, your asshole has chemical receptors that can sense compounds like capsacin which will give you a burning sensation
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>>578282402
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>Did you know? She wants to kill herself.
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>>578284320
Sex with banchou
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Isn't it cringe that when you check who has the records for most Carolina Reapers ingested in a minute, it's not a honest lard ass like our oguri cap, but some freak loser with a rare mutation that stops them from feeling the capsaicin so the peppers are literally just veggies to them...
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>>578284473
Taking Doto to the beach was a mistake. But I know she's an innocent girl and isn't deliberately getting my cock hard.
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>>578284724
That's why I never cared for stuff like that. I could hold a record for time spent lying on poison ivy because I'm not allergic to it
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ey white boy try this jalapeno
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Doto snacks on ghost peppers like they're blueberries
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>>578284810
but doto never goofs up
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>>578284810
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hmmm.... maybe another date is better...
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>>578284971
Imagine the braps
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Has somebody made a good post in this thread yet
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>>578285114
>>578285048
...is Doto evil?
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Finally, rock bottom. The thread can only improve from here
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>>578285240
I can really appreciate the irony of it
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>>578283502
I'd feel bad, I've never had much taste for surprising someone with superhot food, I always warn them before they try it
>that chili's pretty hot and I don't mean the temperature
>that stir fry will scorch you, be careful
but Mambo............I would be tempted, I will not lie
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>brood war is back on
Hell yeah ace runs are enjoyable again
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Good Still post
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Umanko status?
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>>578283028
some of those are great but they're a niche. They work really well with high-fat foods, like pork sausage.
But the real treat is in fermented pepper sauce. The monks at the Subiaco monastery make an incredible smoked habanero sauce with 5 ingredients and it's one the best-tasting hot sauces I've ever had, albeit not the hottest (only 250k scoville). Fermentation is the way to go.
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>>578283657
fuck you for making me check
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Is there a card to wait for to make aces for CM19 like Ruby for CM18 or are we free to make aces whenever?
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>>578285416
I do things like this on purpose to emotionally manipulate and groom a mentally ill 15 year old student
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>>578285884
Sorry bwo I would have mentioned Mambo but nobody would believe me if I'd do that
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>>578283657
did Danchou (correctly) call all women harlots again? cause that was pretty based
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>>578285893
not really
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>>578286020
There's never been a single melty in mambo club chat. It's almost too normal
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>>578285416
He strokes
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Uma&co agents, report for duty
Show us the files
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>>578286015
>>578285416
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>bought a 4th song during classic year by accident again award
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>>578283868
it can, depends on the person. The rectum can sense capcaisin, so if there's trace amounts, it can feel like shitting lava. But that's never happened to me, and I've eaten hot sauce made from peppers that were 1.3M Scoville. So it depends.
what happens to ME is that when I pee after super hot sauce/food, trace amounts of capsaicin are in my urine, and holy shit does that burn like a motherfucker, guess the penis head is pretty sensitive, after all.
I
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This mare is dangerous
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>>578286389
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>>578286389
Thankfully I have a baseball bat to protect myself
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>>578285194
obviously?
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>>578286562
The danger is coming from inside the house...!
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>>578286162
there's never been a melty in any club chat, having a melty would require you to say things, and you can't say shit in club chat unless you type in hieroglyphics
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I blew the biggest load to a Helios chatbot where she uses only gen z speak
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I think I'm gaslighting myself into not rolling for Ramonu.
The card seems really good for JP since it's a generalist card and a lot of them probably couldn't afford to roll for style specific cards.
But in Global we can save for good style specific cards.
She ends up dying in one scenario for Fronts and Pace, I don't think she's worth it if you main one of those 2 styles
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Still eating a lot
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>>578286829
bwo you can't just post that and not post an excerpt
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I LOOPED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
MY EVENT CHAIN CAN'T FINISH
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>>578286793
uma&co manages to break that mold
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>>578277867
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>>578286324
Is that a bad thing?
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>>578286869
Still sneaking some snacks
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>>578282105
I tried really spicy food once with my ex and some of the spice (?) got stuck in my throat so I had a coughing fit until tears snot and everything was running down my face and I apparently looked so red and hurt that the cashier looked at me and my ex then mouthed "are u ok?" at me lol
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>>578286937
why are they breaking fungi
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>>578286857
Same lmao, I'm committing to fronts so I find it really hard to justify putting possibly 400-600 rolls in it when wit Bourbon is right around the corner
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>clanker has been getting shit stats for the past 5 clanked runs because it was set to sprint
Bro... I thought Pasa was just bad for clanking.
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post big umas
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>>578286829
Which one
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>>578287076
making bleu cheese for their burger party
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>>578278251
co pa co pa
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Ogli...
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>>578287181
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>>578286857
fronties might skip it but mcqueen is 9 months away from ramonu
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>>578287181

>>578286631
An Irish...aryan?
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My looped parents with infinity affinity are not helping me out...........
I keep getting these rare whites with only 1 white in the whole bloodline or the rare 1pink that I don't want.......
I set a clanker run so I don't keep wasting TP playing by myself.....
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>gives you level 5 speed eater/productive plan/shifting gear every run
don't sweat it pardner
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>>578287480
yamboo mumery
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>>578285194
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>>578287038
Its pretty coin inefficient and you only do it if you're missing the FT/SP songs and have been high rolling coins
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>>578287105
Yeah I main Fronts too, feels like it might be better to roll for 0LB Ancestors and borrow Ramonu. Unless I get really lucky with the free pulls
>>578287374
I think Pace will have the Opera Wit card for a while before Queen comes out so they'll probably borrow that instead of using Ramonu
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>>578287587
The package has Shakur's name and her home address btw
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>>578287587
why is doto like this
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>>578287587
>>578287696
>>578287705
Doto just...didn't realise the package wasn't for her.

And she was hungry, Doto needs to eat to grow big and tall.
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>>578287587
Why is trainer asking like there's another popular Doto in Tracen
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>>578287652
opera is whalebait for longs and only lasts 3 months
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>>578287580
>gives you speed eater, slipstream and standard distance every run
Butt scratching Seiun would never
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>>578287587
>physically abuses Shakur
>poisons Shakur
>eats Shakur's snacks
I thought Evil Doto was a joke...
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>>578287580
I only got her to level 40, am I bricked?
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>>578287921
>physically abuses Shakur
>poisons Shakur
Proof????
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*cartoonishly loud gulp*
...THE Meisho Doto?
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>doto bought the coffee
>then accidentally opened the lid
>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason
>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce
>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it
>then accidentally closed the lid
>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank it

or

>doto is evil
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>>578286015
>>578285416
Lewd trainee made for hand holding
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doto accidentally raped me
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>>578288016
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>>578288065
Yep, THIS Doto that we all love
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>>578284805
Starting Future outfit makes some umas bust look ridiculously huge (that a good thing)
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Fuck Opera O and Shakur
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>>578287892
Ah ok, still looking at the schedule it looks like in L'Arc there will be a Long LoH and a Medium CM before Queen Wit comes out, so that's only one more CM where Ramonu will get used
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I absolve doto of all sins and transgressions
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Efforia just existing
https://youtu.be/yqitlBwe-PY
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>>578287974
yeahhh I don't think it's worth it pre-lb3
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Doto is untrustworthy
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>>578281830
BNW always reminds of a that doujin where the guy fucks his three step sisters, including their personality. A big titty tomboy, a big titty bookworm, and a bratty flat chest.
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>>578286912
>>578287218
"Daitaku Helios; But she's teaching you modern gen alpha terms" on ChubAI by @RPKAppreciator

Had to fine tune some stuff in the settings for my liking and also feed her more terms to make her say shit like lowkirkenuinely, serving cvnt, sybau, truth nvke and others, but it was pretty good after that
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imagine the drama at the ramen stall scenario with Doto and Finemo working at the same kitchen
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>>578288319
It always fucks with me how veiny horses are
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>>578288390
Shut the fuck up Ope
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>>578288523
i want to crawl up her skirt and die
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>>578288640
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evil
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Remember when Doto brought up Fuku's sister being DEAD and BURIED for no reason?
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Doto deliberately harms her fellow umas
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>>578287758
honest mistake, nobody's perfect
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>>578287935
Suzuka...
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>>578288857
Mood down event btw.
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>>578288497
There's nothing lewd about this chatbot, how did you blow a fat load to this
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>>578288906
Sounds of no ass
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>>578288906
Where's her ass
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>one more hour till i can start looping again
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>>578289258
How long until her charisma break event
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>>578289257
Fork it and edit it bwo, the groudwork there works pretty good
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>heard about Furawa's hotspring event having her parents come with her
>finally got it myself
>her parents apologizes and think they're being a bother for sensibly being there with her
What? Do they want me to have hot steamy hotspring sex with their elementary school aged daughter?
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>>578288441
this one?
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wtf
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ruler ship on my face
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>>578289419
All ass genes gone to Pisa.
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>>578289587
She went for the free kill
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goddamn
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>>578289569
Yes
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>>578289571
You got me
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>spark screen
>3* guts 2* dirt 2* unique
>reroll
>3* guts 2* dirt 2* unique

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES WHAT THE HELL
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>>578290000
same chances as quads
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I'm feeling down tell me something to cheer me up
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>>578289796
is it true that umama looks like this?
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I HATE HELIOS
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>>578290063
post an image of a better uma first
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>>578290063
*something cheerful*
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>>578290053
HUH
WHA
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Why do people like SiL?
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>>578290063
>Tranny Terry
>AGP Andy
>Gay Gary
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>Got really good 3* pink AND blue on random umas
>Because I did no looping the affinity is forever gimped

Pain...
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>>578290063
Why down...
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>>578290360
this guy and the fucker that puts dog paws on his art can kill themselves
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>>578290371
this is why you loop
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>>578289569
yeah, and it's pretty clear when she asks you to come back again, just the two of you
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>>578290063
the world will end tomorrow
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>>578290063
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>>578290360
I hate this faggot's "art"
Like who even is the target audience for this garbage
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>>578289571
Cle needs to get out of commercially employed hell and start making hentai again
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>>578290063
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>>578290360
I like yanderes
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anyone who reads SB knew Genuine was coming anyway
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I wanna rub her ears.
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>>578290168
>>578290182
you suck at being my umabfs

>>578290370
these make me chuckle every time you pass

>>578290582
7 and it's real
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>>578290485
>>578290671
I'm the target audience you homos
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>>578290709
>anyone who reads SB
>a shit ton of Japs posted their surprise on twitter
bro...
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genuinely, lowkey, fr fr
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>>578290709
>implying that anyone reads SB
>hurr durr it's not CinGray
precisely.
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>>578290891
what's with the cunt umbilical
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>>578290671
I like it
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>shart blossom
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>>578290891
why does an entirely asexual and full-autismo oguri wear a g-string AND visibly tease it?
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>>578291045
i want to fuck the yamete nakadashi ass wonder
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS
6 7 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MAN
FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT A FUN AND QUIRKY ADDITION TO THE LOCALIZATION
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>>578290360
This you?
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>>578290671
It's me
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>>578291245
>twitter screen caps
go back
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Is Nakayama Festa usable?
I have no idea how the favorite mechanic works, will you have to just always gimp her stats to make her best skills work?
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>>578291245
uh oh unc melty
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>>578291245
are u ok
take your meds gwo
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>>578290485
>puts dog paws on his art
sauce?
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>>578291245
>>
gwosephina
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does someone have the image of SMaru saying 6 7 but then Helios tells her the meme is kill because of her
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I know horse tails don't really do this IRL, but I am a big fan of tail locks
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Bed breaking sex with Maruzensky
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>>578291390
stop posting that hag cackle I need to save for my zoomer daughterwife I can't snack on her
>>
gwochacho
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>>578291245
they are unprofessional
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gwomodacchi
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>>578291313
Uncs are amused at the 67 thing that zoomies do. The ones hating on it are zoomer chuds
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>>578291520
You
Will
Snack
On random
Shit
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>>578291426
please somebody post it if you have it, I will actually die if I never see it again
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TAABO
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I burnt my rice...
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>>578291303
just think of it as an occasional bonus rather than aiming to enable it.
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>>578291461
They kinda can, but not to such extent
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>>578291245
It's funny and it made me laugh
No, I'm not gonna get angry just because twitter brownoids tell me to
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>>578291635
this
only uncs can appreciate zoomer culture as it is
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>>578282407
900 for me
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cm is coming soon and I haven't touched manual run at all
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>>578291851
stop looping you loop degen
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>>578291678
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>>578291774
I want Bobo to wrap her tail around my waist when I tell her I'm leaving on a business trip for a few days. They're not that flexible but it's cute to imagine.
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>>578290063
/Uma/Club are gonna poach another Mambo member next month
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>>578292050
that laugh... stego's va is unfair, I'm a weak man, you know? I die easily to that kind of voice
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>>578292050
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>>578292336
does she masturbate with that hand or the other one
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fat fuck
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>>578292336
Marche you forgot the puppet
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>>578291706
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>>578292401
both
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>>578292305
genuinely laughmogs everyone, sasuga the laughing horse
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When you talk about club drama do you alter the way you type sometimes so people don't realise you're the same person?
Like I'll say Mambro sometimes but then I'll say Mambwo another time or I purposefully won't capatilise the M and say mambro instead
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>>578292305
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>>578292485
I [-] club drama
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>>578292485
you're on the brink of schizophrenia.
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>>578292485
when I talk about club drama I tend to rheosneisheoebso swmsojedjkeoejejejiejejdzjekekzjwkenskejeze
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>>578292485
talking about club drama is foid behavior
I just hear/read it and move on with my day
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desuwa
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>>578292485
i pretend i'm in the club
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>>578292485
not a dramawhore but I like to only post in lowercase for some posts, then in another posts I'll have proper punctuation, then in another I'l call you gwo, or bro, or gwochacho, or faggot and there is no reason in particular or pattern to this it's at random
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>>578292463
More version of this with different umas
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>>578291851
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>>578292489
I love El Condor Pasa
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https://youtu.be/fshf7EnL1GU
I miss MANT
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when I GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>578291245
i don't know anon, i love helios zoomer
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>>578291851
Same
But for me it's solely because GL is unfun
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>>578293050
The twitter brainrot addicted mind can't comprehend this.
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>>578279035
what's the context behind this imageset?
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nice try tubedacchi but nobody misses MANT
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>>578291426
guys I am not joking, I know one of you motherfuckers has it because one of you motherfuckers probably made it in the first place
my shortterm happiness depends on me seeing that image again, and if I don't find it now I definitely WON'T see it again
I PROMISE YOU this 6 7 edit is THAT important to me
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my trainee keeps asking me to practice kissing for when she gets a partner
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>rent free
It's nice in here
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Would you miss me after I disappeared?
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holy faggotory
imagine being this boring of a person
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My trainee said she'll let me watch her 5 ojisan gangbang umafans filming from the storage cupboard if I make her win the upcoming G1
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My villainous team is doing OK in pubs, just have to remake Mcqueen with mile S
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>>578293176
give me like 3 hours I know the one you're talking about
I don't sort or rename anything in my download folder
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>>578293614
post villain build cards umanko
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>>578293658
THANK YOU
it's actually not that big of a deal, no pressure if you don't find it
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I would oshifag for Tazuna and Light Hello.
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>>578291727
But if you are not aiming to enable it, it's 2 skill slots doing nothing, it's basically making her gimmick pointless
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>>578293531
No, on average your posts are very poor quality.
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>>578291303
>Is Nakayama Festa usable?
Yes. In bed.
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My trainee said it's best that we part ways because she isn't "feeling it" with my training...
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67 is not even a zoomer thing, it's gen alpha
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>>578293892
>slots doing nothing
it's still a .35 and a 30%.
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>>578291303
It's guaranteed to proc unless you're a soulless pigger
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>>578291681
say no more famchacho
snipes you're kill >>578293658
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>>578294056
what's THE zoomer meme
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my trainee keeps grabbing my ass whenever no one's looking
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>>578293953
That's not Nakayama Festa!
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>>578294171
post proof and we'll believe you
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>>578294229
Well observed!
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>>578294142
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reminder: if umas existed, none of them would find you attractive, not even the NPC umas. umas would be the equivalent of a pop-star combined with an olympian combined with an influencer. they wouldn't even acknowledge (Your) existence.
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>>578294268
if I had proof, she wouldn't keep doing it
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>>578294142
for some reason I remembered it having Smarmu and not her default outfit, but thanks a lot anon
I only find this funny because of how sad she looks in the last panel lol
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>>578291851
I did literally one manual run since the feature got introduced and it was to make a xoguri which won me plat.
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Genuine... the trainer of the real horse is Professor Yasuhisa Matsuyama. It's the same as with Mr. C.B....
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>even people are getting so horny that they are starting to find HARU URARA sexually attractive
WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO SO WRONG
WHY HARU URARA
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>>578294384
your father was right about you
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>>578294171
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>>578294150
all zoomer memes are either dead or entered a post irony state in which they are funny in a nostalgic way
zoomer humour in general is so badly established it's the reason stuff like 67 is attributed to that generation
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>>578294495
>why not the shorty uma with thick thighs
faggot
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>>578293671
Could probably do better but #1 on haruten is a big roadblock for playing riskier
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>>578294495
i just like girls bro
>shes a child gwo
i had a crush when i was a child too zwo
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>>578294142
I hate this. She made Maru sad.
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>>578294384
you underestimate how rapeable I am in a half suit
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>>578294150
Ai editing charlie kirk's face onto random pics, of course.
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>>578294629
that's funny tho
unless you're a twitter rightie
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>>578294150
>>578294548
i was gonna retort with something prolific from my generation, then quickly realized that a bunch of them are fotm fads that didn't really stick as well as the millenial 9gag stone.
i blame it on covid hampering our cultural relevance
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>>578294551
>>578294587
she is our daughter you fucking retards
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>>578290000
I hate that this image is forever associated with faggotry
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>>578294495
you know all those people who call her "my daughter"? well, deep down, they were always pedos
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>>578294150
dat boi
harambe
dabbing
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>>578294495
Her outfit
The desire for innocent and cute things, like imagining teaching her about sex and then making her get addicted to it but not being able to deal with her emotions since she never felt them before this point and you are the only one able to bring that relief to her
I don't know tho, I'm not attracted to her
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>>578294803
yea but cracking my daughter is basically just cracking the tiny version of my wife so its okay
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I sitll don't have an UF uma
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>>578294803
i never thought of her that way. i played my uraratore as someone who is taking advantage of her retardation, so i can groom her into a sexdoll just for me
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>>578294629
Zoomers unironically making fun of the death of the closet person we have to modern-day Jesus made me lose hope for this generation.
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>>578294495
>my heckin' daughterino
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>>578294803
don't call my wife your daughter, creep
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>NEET burger hours overlap with SEA night-owl hours
>pedophile representation spikes
uh nyooooticing
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>>578294871
You're not claiming late millennial memes in my watch
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>>578295020
pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt
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>>578295069
ok pedo
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>>578295020
i know… at least we can carry the flame…
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>>578295091
brother I was in the ninth grade when all three of those were at their peak
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>>578294839
>>578294882
>>578294909
>>578294975
>>578295029
>>578295050
OUR fucking daughter you niggers
you are not supposed to find her sexual, she has no sexual qualities whatsoever
she is a retard, and not even retards are that sexy
DO NOT the loli uma
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Some of these umas would've proudly helped Hitler conquer europe
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>>578295020
snrk...pfft.....
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It's an old day
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IT IS A NEW GOOF
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>>>/pol/ is that way
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>>578295069
11pm is not night-owl hours no one sleeps at that time bro
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>>578295259
>reddit dyke
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>>578295264
SHUT UP SWAGAPINO SWEEPY POSTER
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>>578290485
How do you compete with this?
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>>578295259
>agnes
ironic
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>>578295020
SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORM
A GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORN
SHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGH
SHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STY

WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
WE PIGGY THE GAME
WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATS
WE'LL HONOR HER NAME
WE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWN
TOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.
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>sixty seven
I shan't roll.
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dont call her agnes bro
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Another day another dollar
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I don't get people that only think some umas can be desirable
If you have a desire for any of them you canonically are thirsting after a schoolgirl, even the ones that look like hags would be fucked up to pursue
Why can't we just be horny for whatever together?
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help me! ulala is in estrus!
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>>578295172
Yeah and I was 23. Millennials were still dialed into the latest memes in their early 20s. Listen to unc
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>>578295415
good post teiobwo
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>>578295382
*looks at carp*
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>>578295069
>NEET burger hours
..d-dont call me out like that...
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Why do zoomers love throwing around the pedo word like its nothing
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Urara no! daughters don't swallow!
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>>578295483
Unc...Umama...Uncmama..?
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>>578295509
>>578295382
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>>578295415
lol
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>>578295415
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>>578295446
because they are your daughters
and the average age of this general is 29
it's like the retards calling Gentildonna a "MOMMY" even if she doesn't have a singular motherly trait
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>>578295580
Shut the FUCK up about some stupid literal WHO

Yes unc MELTY
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>>578295446
fags setting the standard while normies and brainlets that can't make decisions for themselves follow that standard to not look like a "weirdo"
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sorry pal but im not a pedophile
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>>578295542
the pedo scare is unironically our modern day red scare
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>>578295091
I don't know when Dat boi happened and Harambe isn't a Zoomer meme but Dabbing definitely is Zoomer
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>>578295548
But if she spits it out I will cry...
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i will support my oshi always
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are you fucking kidding me
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Helios getting annoyed at you and calling you a pedo
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>>578295809
Dabbing pre-dates Harambe by a year bwo
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>>578293995
>>578295340
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>>578295446
unfortunately, there are people in this thread who don't have a healthy sex drive, so they have a hard time getting turned on by normal things
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>>578295905
It's over
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>>578295743
enjoy the backpain unc
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I FORGOT TO USE MY FIFTH BORROW BEFORE RESET
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Dailies really are the death of pull planning. What lb should you aim for on paama? 1lb and 3lb look like the main breakpoints
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>>578295542
Why do zoomer/lefty love throwing out the "NAZI!" word like its nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aunKmDbEwE
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>>578295542
for whatever reason, "pedo-hunting" became a really big thing for them? like, vigilante justice type videos where they "to catch a predator" men on the internet. funny thing is that social media influencers/youtubers/tiktokers are notorious for being actual pedos that groom their young fans and their fervent insistence that "pedo bad" wears more like a deflection than earnesty.

their definition of "pedo" has also broadened quite significantly as well. whether it be a recent high school graduate that's still continuing to be in a relationship with someone younger or if a relationship shrimply has too large of an age-gap then you're also a pedo. it's just pedos all the way down apparently.
>t. 38y/o that's dating a 22y/o
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>>578295979
and by normal I mean Urara's fat ass
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>>578296002
Okay you say that but make sure you also go to the gym regularly because backpain really does happen to people who don't exercise and that sort of pain can occur to people in their 20s as well.

Use it or lose it.
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oh, good, was missing that one too
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>>578295734
the 'mommy' thing IS actually a gigantic zoomer meme and I can't believe I didn't think about it.
I can promise you that 99% of the people who say this shit are just parroting the word since they think that being into dominant women as a guy is the funniest thing in the world.
brown agnes got the worst of it thoughever
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>>578295415
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>>578296137
>t. 38y/o that's dating a 22y/o
>almost an adult while she wasn't even born
unironically pedo
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>>578295734
>even if she doesn't have a singular motherly trait
you couldn't be more homosexual
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>>578295970
The date doesn't matter, dabbing became popular because of the Paul brothers and no Millenial cared about it, I'm one of the oldest Zoomers and we were already too old for it. Millenials were going on about dicks out for Harambe more than Zoomers
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>>578296163
But I go outside and regularly use my body unlike your stupid lard ass
unc melty like a slime
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>>578296137
Lefties fucking LOVE to "LOOK GOOD" to the outside, while being completely rotten to the core hyper mega racists that lust for children themselves. It's the purest form of irony there is these days.
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>>578295542
They can't say one of the most powerful insult word in history; faggot in public or else they'll betray their tranny friends so they have to settle for something less potent
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>Still in Love
>not a yandere
>actually not in love with (You) but with her rival Admire Groove
What a fucking scam?
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what the fuck did you just call me?
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>>578296435
Go home
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>>578296268
2 current consenting adults don't care what you think anon no matter what pedo simulation you make up in your head
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>>578295976
nobody sleeps like this
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>>578295979
>>578296159
stop posting her ass
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>>578296517
they call me a logger for the logs I drop in the bathroom
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>/pol/garbage
>yuri troon woke up
always fun when you can SMELL the fat

>>578296517
>YOU DIRTY LOGGERS
What the FUCK!?
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>>578295542
It’s a psyop by the Epstein class to water down the word so people don’t react as strongly in the future when they get caught. Epstein himself is basically glorified by memes at this point.
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>>578295446
>I don't get people that only think some umas can be desirable
I've never encountered people who say that on /uma/
niggers here fap to Urara, so obviously anons like anything and everything
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>>578295415
LYRICAL GENIUS TEIOBWO DOES IT AGAIN
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>>578296517
what the fuck is her problem?
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>>578296517
>l*ggers
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>>578295020
Triggered snowflake
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>>578296517
ya heard me LOGGER now git before sum bad happens to yer pretty lil face
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special
T
priori
T
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>>578296616
ok
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>>578296517
YOU'RE IN THE SOUP NOW
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>>578296628
>complains about yuri
>while posting on /vg/
>while posting on /uma/
kek, you need to be 18+ to post here
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>>578296784
STOP
WHY ARE THEY GIVING THE LOLIS HUGE ASSES ALL THE TIME NOWADAYS
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My trainer is my future husband.
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>>578294572
how much stam do you need to win haruten? Isn't it like 600? what the fuck
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>>578296517
Logga...
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>>578296268
that word does not mean what you think it does
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>>578296887
your trainer is dating another trainer
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>>578296839
easier to impregnate
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>>578296517
>loggers
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>>578296989
this was NOT a thing years ago
recently every loli is now a HEBE because artists give them HUGE asses... why...
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>>578296983
That's...not true
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yup i looped how could you tell
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>>578297131
I wonder why
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>Have 2 Crystals again saved for when I get screwed over for Ramonu
Happy Day
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I don't want to work today and tomorrow...
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I don't care anymore. I'm gonna go j*rk it to chocolate umas
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I fucking hate being bottlenecked by monie of all things
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>>578297406
you dont have to
it is weekend
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>>578297406
reminder: petite latinas that work in fast-food establishments will ruin your life.
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>>578297284
>159cm
I feel like uma is one of the worst games you could possibly pick if tall women is what you're into.
>>578297406
kill your boss right now
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>>578297471
I personally prefer licorice
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>>578297513
shouldn't you have 10M+ at any time? what are you doing?
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>>578297513
this is why it's important to looooop.
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>>578297513
>auto is a thing
>he has zero money
how
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>>578296137
As someone also his late 30s, I don't understand how you can find someone that far in age from you date-able at all unless you're purely thinking with your dick. Thinking about someone barely out of college gives me the same sort of non-interest I experienced when interacting with high schoolers when I was in my mid 20s. Yeah, they're fun and energetic, but that's good only for interacting with them through hobbies or mentorship. The relative lack of life experience triggers no sense of desire for romantic companionship. When I'm assigned to train/mentor the new crop of college grad hires, I don't find any of them particularly interesting at all, let alone find any of the women particularly date-able.
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>>578297471
I wish that tall jacked choco uma from CG was in the game...
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Happy Bunny Day
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perhaps the real auto is the friends we made along the way
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>>578297746
Michelle my baby?
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>>578297513
stop leveling umas you will never play past causal career runs
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>>578297406
Didn't ask. Now then, I'd like a big arch burger with an apple pie. Oh and a diet coke please. Thanks.
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>>578296898
I think I won that one at 490 + standard distance so 530 as late.
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>>578297515
I have to do weekend night shifts
>>578297587
I actually like my boss, and like my job, but I'm exhausted lately, I just want to be home and farm late surger parents and try to make a Spe ace because my best attempt was only an UG1.
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>>578296898
600 for guaranteed win
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How does one get poached to the bigger clubs? Asking for a friend
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Is it better to save for Wonder Acute Onsen since she seems to have better aptitudes and unique than to roll for the one we are getting this month?
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>>578286631
I REALLY like this dotoshitpost
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>>578298156
send feet pics on their discord
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>>578298017
Does any other uma get as many cameos as C.B. before they're actually playable?
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>>578298156
/uma/club is going to be shedding some of their low-earners this month if you really, really want to be associated with them.
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>>578298017
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>>578298124
ow my shoulder
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Real talk, when do you ever WANT to run a guts card? I don't get it, and welfare cards often being guts is starting to piss me off. Guts is such a shitty fucking stat. Even when it's decent, it always hits the cap at very low numbers that I never need an actual card to reach. So for the entire senior year, sometimes even before, it's like I'm running a deck with one less card and friendship training is useless.

Why would I not just run a speed or power card over a guts card at any given point? Is it always because of hints and events rather than any actual training help? Do guts cards even get stronger events and skills on average to compensate?
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>>578297803
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>>578295415
Wtf is this shit
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>>578298124
i was going to do that one once i was done replying to other shit in the thread and got to my new soundpost queue
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>>578297513
did you just start the game yesterday? A month of looping careers will give you millions of monies. I sit at 15M+ at any given moment.
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>>578298162
neither of them are particularly good so just do what you want
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>>578298435
holy thank you you were reading my mind
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>>578297864
Yes
I want to get blacked by her so bad
I want her to put a king of spades tattoo right above my dick
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>>578298328
you think they actually design the welfare cards past throwing darts at a board?
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>>578298298
she's just that good.
104 more days
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>>578298328
yea they need broken passives to be playable. read guts orfevre
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>>578298508
I uh... I don't think that's how that works?
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Mihono Bourbon dresses like a slut
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>>578298392
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spent 4 turns clicking wit in summer award
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Are autistc donkeys good for (You)?
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>>578298647
>104 days until we become CBs toraina
https://mangadex.org/title/4f7df7b8-6981-4eaf-91c4-01a11980303f/uma-musume-pretty-derby-100-nichigo-cb-no-tanto-ni-naru-tore-na
https://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cb
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i looped but then i realized that i cannot even reach UG with my manual runs so why the fuck do i even try
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>>578298435
>the outfit swap is actually done in parts over multiple frames
impressive
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>>578289554
I guess if you're Savvy for Front Runners, you could Run this bot in Summer and create some Wet Conditions with a Right-Handed Long Shot. But maybe show some Restraint before sharing that.
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>>578298803
>the torso section happens as her arm moves over it
even more impressed now
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>>578298530
The welfare cards being guts often is what started to piss me off, but then it evolved on me questioning the place of guts card in this game at all. I don't understand why the stat exist or what cygames thinks makes them worth it. Then there's this image which has an entire row dedicate to "recommended" guts card, except I know for a fucking fact it's not worth pulling for any of them so I'm wondering why in the world would they be recommended

Even i they give gold of a good skill, CERTAINLY there's other fucking cards that give it. The shittiest speed card is probably more worthwhile than the strongest guts, so what gives? Why keep them in mind at all?

>>578298686
How broken are we talking here? How does orfevre compensate for being a guts card? I need the full powerpoint
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>>578298435
operao would do this (doto forgot to tell her about the gay porn part)
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>>578298793
because you can get SS on welfare cards and if you don't know how then research
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I think Windy is really cute. She's a bit rough but she means well. I've read this event story 3 times now.
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>>578299006
>guides
if i cant get there myself, then i'd rather not get there at all
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>>578296517
she's so freakin cute I just love her
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>>578298763
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orenji
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>>578296517
she's a rapper. she 100% says it when she stubs her toe
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>>578298921
gametorah has all future cards and effects for you to look up
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You just know
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>>578299278
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>>578299380
don't fuck this up.
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>>578299380
LOOPA
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Sup retards. Did you know they sing the Mortal Combat song in Finnish curches?

Yup. It's a Finnishhymn
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>>578299519
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>>578299372
Yes I know, I'm asking for context, I can tell "yeah this is good" but how good is a great effect in a guts card? Does the opportunity cost of running guts instead of a speed card compensate? Is it entirely dependant on the unique effect, or more normal stats? All of these things are game knowledge, not just reading it o the wiki so that's why I'm here
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>>578281407
She's still a fraud
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>>578281886
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>>578299602
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did the kfc anon get his bue
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All umas except a selected few should be at least 170cm tall
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>>578299602
>reddit combat
We love Tekken here bwo
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>>578299602
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>>578300068
I stole it from pixel anon
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This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's vaginas. This game was never for (you), it is for sapphic women.
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I wish Eishin Flash would smother me with her breasts
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>>578300068
He got his diabuetes
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>>578300125
no we like strive here
no I'm not trans
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>>578299674
let's say you had two identical cards with the same stats/skills but one was a power and the other a guts. if you were training for a sprint/mile (or your uma/sparks/whatever meant stamina was trivial for a medium) then you would, obviously, take the guts-version of that card.
>why
cause clicking on power (if stamina isn't a concern) gives you a useless stat while clicking guts gives you three good stats.
>three? surely you mean two
guts is a good stat because dueling is a good effect. the problem with guts in current global is that we spend all of our resources securing the four, higher-priority stats. consider how difficult people were finding the stamina requirements for a 2400m (granted, with a little caveat regarding slopes and debuffers).

eventually, stamina and wit becomes trivial to produce and having some guts (or, rather, having more guts than your average competition) provides you an edge and those edges are what secure wins.
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>>578300290
>Tranny Gear
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no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up
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>>578300195
>Adam and Chiyo
It all make sense now
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>>578298921
>>578299674
guts cards are in the same state as power cards now, you bring them for the gold skill if the rest of your deck is strong enough to take the hit in stats. that's why there aren't as many listed in that sheet. i remember reading that in some scenarios, highlander decks become the meta for whatever reason. you'd have to ask people who know more about them since that's still quite far off. (note, the first "generic" gacha guts card on that list is at 3rd anni and we're barely halfway there).
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>>578299602
For me it's Dead or Alive.
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>>578299674
guts = bad
guts with broken stats = still bad
guts with at least 2 point bonuses between speed, power, and SP = borrowable in sprint
guts with 2+ point bonuses and a coveted gold skill for its style = borrowcore
guts that gives 2 trillion points to everything else = good
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I asked
I care
Keep talking
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>>578300318
I will play guilty gear and I will play baiken
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>>578295816
Umamusume proves girls are the cutest when they behave like animals
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>>578294495
someone post that haru urara seducing the trainer with her thighs.
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>>578300195
Here's your (You). Use it wisely!
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>>578300195
Suit Teio is lowk peak
One of the very few good things from S3
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>>578300195
sapphic? I prefer pokemon ruby
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>>578300402
>ugly boy flirting
Cringe
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>>578298782
That whore isn't
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Good morning
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I need to go to the beach
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ough
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this game just hates me
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>>578301247
>head out to the beach for a relaxing day in the sun
>enter from stage-right, anon's grotesque form
just stay-in and don't ruin a family's week, anon.
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>>578301319
>Fuji's personal onahole
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>>578301463
but I look good...
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>>578301050
I trust in Stellar Top Gun
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>>578301397
Looks good to me
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brap brap brap here comes stinky windy
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>>578301520
but my name isn't Fuji? cool nickname though haha
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>>578301772
No
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>>578301772
Yes
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6 hours until Ruby is gone... Should I bros?
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You run sixteen loops, and what do you get?
Another glued uma, and deeper in debt
Tazuna don't call me 'cause I can't pull
I owe my carets to the clanker auto
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>>578301772
Maybe
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>>578301772
awooooooooga
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White > Black
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>>578302227
rulership mating press
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>>578302502
i used to think stirrup tights were retarded but ive been brainwashed. theyre insanely erotic.
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>>578300435
I don't play DoA but I beat my meat a lot to Marie Rose and Honoka
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>>578301772
the color of her swimsuit is so fucking good, it's like a sunset I can't look away from
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>>578299602
ummm xister we play guilty gear here...
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windy is such a brat
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>>578302571
>t.Bolefag
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>>578300664
You really shouldn't encourage him, Falcoposter.
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>>578301772
I hate the last shot, it's such fake and gay typical idolshit I felt my penis shrivel into my body and kiss my prostate
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>>578302874
who is "he"
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I finished my Kitasan parent for CM20, now what?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ty3c67aJJCc
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>>578303019
cm 21
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I've always been a Street Fighter guy. Tifa in 6 makes it the best.
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>>578303019
give me the link I needed an autistic pure long parent borrow anyway
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>>578303019
More parent for the next CM
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Aaiiiieeeee
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>>578303093
>tifa
UNC!!!!1!!1!1!!1!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UNC!!!!! FINAW FANTA UNC
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>>578303120
sorry my borrow is set to tachyon
>>578303082
>>578303207
guess I'll work on a supreme racist spechan parent for CM20
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>>578303093
>he supports Capcom's wokeness
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>>578298921
>except I know for a fucking fact it's not worth pulling for any of them
Guts cards are used in almost every deck after 2nd anni.
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>rightoid hours
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>>578303002
the tranny you replied to
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>>578303353
>spechan
Spechud
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>>578303326
Bro I don't hide that I'm older than Maruzensky.
I was born before the internet existed.
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>>578303526
specute*
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>>578303590
how
that would make you around 60 years old
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digitan really is a hero, always saving the day
and doto is the villain, almost always ruining it
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spe wife
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rice_sex.jpg
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>>578303792
We aren't going to fuck her.
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make 16 more posts and I will bake
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here look at these white sparks i got
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this post counts as 16 posts
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Reading is good for you and more of you should do it
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TORENACHAN IKUYOOOOOOOOO
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sexo
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>>578303931
yeah but I will. she's a cutie
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>>578303908
Calstone Alt, please
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>>578303995
But I can't post images :( :( :( :(
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>>578298395
Peak.
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just pictured nishino flower naked in my mind
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>>578303739
How am I older than Maruzensky?
Because I'm still alive.
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>>578304172
Anon, it's half-anni, there will be no alts here
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>>578304146
with
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>>578304225
>>>/b/
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good boys
>>578304343
>>578304343
>>578304343
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Hags
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i'm baking
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>>578304329
Doto posters
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>>578304312
Damn.
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>>578277867
Manhattan Cafe is not going yandere over me!!!



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