Previous: >>578087485Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Palace vs Theme Park vs Beach 8/21 - 8/23• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
It's almost Splatfest time!
forced 48 hour fagwar = me not playing
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE 48 HOUR OBLIGATORY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY AERO AERO AERO TURDWAR MERCY MERCY YAMETEEEEEEEEEE
Salmon run?
>>578343606I'll do one king.
drawing the yuri first to warm up then gonna get back to strong arms
>>578343685stellar, room's up
Only one picture of /ink/ers in bikinis was posted last thread. There has to be more right?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
what music is your woomy listening to, anon?https://youtu.be/n-H0tL1Y1dk?si=q3lCYj2hMldGF-ZX
>>578343780???
>>578343606Sorry for the shit gameplay, havent played SR in year>>578344113accidently started the room, should be open now
>>578344461need invite
>>578344516Sent2/4
>>578344672I don't see itfreelance it is
>>578343606Still going?
>>578343154Remember to vote for Shiver.
>>578345161Drawfag told me to vote for Frye...
>>578345007Yessir, room's up
>>578345161>filenamefuck off to /v/ pls
>>578345575meds
>>578346417>giving money to the pharmajelliesno
Just filled my toilet with a shitload of liquid poop I had to flush thrice, I hope I won't need to poop more during splatfest
>>578348372idc
>>578348372interesting choice of image
GGs SR
Nice way to end it, Stellar stuff as usual, gotta spend time with my cat
Geegies Ess ArrSee you in the fest
>picked Theme Park because I like blue>check past results>Theme Park was by far the most popularwelptime to drown in endless mirrors
Bichi room at rot?
>>578343793Alright.
>>578343793There is, but... https://litter.catbox.moe/peok64n2vwda6rx8.JPG
>>578348372Post Yuta poopies
>>578349270https://files.catbox.moe/j5cvqq.mp4
>>578349056did it fill up
>>578349608Opening now
>>578343793here's another.
Instead of palace it should've been movie theater. I have never once in my life said "I should go to a palace on my day off"
>>578349273I can't look at his art without thinking of excrements
>>578349716Well why would you want a movie theater? Everything's sticky and the floor's covered in popcorn and wrappers and the seats have dozens of accumulated farts in them
>>578349716You are much less likely to encounter changing consumer habits in a palace.
>>578349781Sonds like a (You) problem
>get a 10x>fwarthanks nogami
>Put in the babby queue alreadyFUCK
>>578349818>the seats have dozens of accumulated farts in them
so, what is the /ink/ team this time around.
>>578350331palace...
>>578349781it's not even good art
Does anyone on team park want to play for a bit?
Feasting on raiders babbies
No fat hags beyond this point!
>>578351067:(
does team palace exist? Every match so far has been beach vs theme park
brb
>>578351406Cool(You) me when you're ready
>>578350331theme park from my friend listthere's like two people on palace lol
>>578350668sure, want to go in like 5 minutes? i'll be up for a few games
Where are all the splatfest tourists that Nogami bin Laden promised me, wtf?
>>578351364Go back to eating slop piggy!
>>578351625they're busy with raiders or they're on /v/
>>578351636ur a fraud
I might be alone, but I'll pick palace, shiv4life
>>578343793
>>578351521Sure, I just noticed Flounder is on pro so I'm not touching that with a 10-ft pole.
>>578351521>>578350668I'd also be down for a park room.
for anyone wondering, here was the conch results last time, the only difference being that theme park is ahead of beach now.
>>578351782I just noticed those are /ink/ lockers.
>>578351428(You)
>>578351896Cute woomGet in, we're killing parkniggers 2nite
>>578351972reinvite
anyone in palace want to play?
Bichi 3/4Bring your SPF Woomillion if you want in
Theme park 4/4
>>578352146knocking
>>578351782kys and join your cat squinty
>>578352280OpeningOpenshitters don't know what flanking is
>>578352398edgy
i wouldn't want to go anywhere
>>5783524413/4
>>578352398Wild trigger.
>finally get a match vs Palace>raped 30:70>get in another match against Palace>also raped 30:70I guess all the sweats are on Palace.
>>578352398ack
I give up on learning other classes. No reason to learn other weapons if you already have one mastered.
any palace rooms?
>>578353375There's is only 1 palace guy in the tire lobby list lol.
GG F
GG p.
>>578352769yes i'm sure those two matches outside of the biggest splatoon region is indicator of the entire palace team
>>578353532Yes, they are.
theme park group i'm gonna take a 1 min break to fix my clothes abilities after this match
>>578353681Aight.
Please Duskblood network test, save me from this hell
>>578353681>>578353807i didn't realize it'd break the entire group sorry, haven't done splatfests with others in a while
Theme park room open again, 3/4>>578354293It's okay, I wasn't expecting it either.
CAN I STILL REACH QUEEN
Splatfests are when everyone's IQ points drop to single digits
>i put the wrong abilitieso-oh..well nevermind i guess
lock in beeches
Lemme know if you're coming back, A.
Going to get food, ggs guys.
>>578354943>>578354946
>>578354946>>578355081Ah cool, GGs!
I HATE TURF WAR I HATE TURF WAR I HATE TURF WAR
>>578355624>filtered
>>578355679Yes, I am sick of 0/8 aerosprays on my team
why does it feel like theme park mirrors are harder than normal battles
GGs U + T woomers10x GET!!!
>finally win against Palace>it's a 70:30 stompUnexpected, but welcome.
>>578355926GG I'm here all weekendI didn't want to mirror for now so I'm gonna start my housework
lemme know if any park rooms open up
>>578356369We're 3/4, I'll open up after this match.
>>578356419didn't read this, the rest of us got put into a match
>>578356790It k, it's turf so I can wait 3 mins.
Wish splatfest open rooms worked normally. 4 years and they never figured it out. It's not like having some rando tagging along is a positive, you can't tell me that's the only reason they work like this.
can we go to the beach at rotation
>>578348963takozonesu marina is good content
>>578358952That hair is so fucking good holy fuck
ggs theme parkers
GGs parkgoers!
park or beach? what shall i do
>>578357293its really the worst of both worlds>can't drop in like in Turf where you join a friend and it waits until a spot opens up>has random tagalongs without the "open lobby" nature of turf where it shuffles the players between teams>leaving doesn't unqueue the othersrly don't see why it doesn't just work like anarchy or turf but instead this evil third option
>>578359591nintendo expected everyone to have 3 other friends
>>578359680How can I make friends if Miiverse isn't available?
>>5783596803 other friends that you can coordinate with through instant chat or VC just in case someone wants to wait a second to scrub/mealticket/gacha/grab a drink/pet the cat/piss really hard/blow kisses at the moon/clear the mind
I think I'm retardedI don't feel the bow nerf at all
does anyone want tickets to the park? got a room
>>578361551silence, tourist foid
>>578361551frye sends her regards
>>578361551>flops>dolphin shorts>hyper guppies>tri stinger userYou have been identified and you WILL be drawn. Show you woomy.
>>578362487
>>578362751Can't you host a beach room?my ISP is lame
why doesnt she want other girls to post here
Why would you be on team beach? you have the beach to yourself and then you get caught in a riptide and then you get exhausted trying to get back to land and then you're dead.
>>578361551Imagine the smell
>>578363521I like collecting sea shells
>>578363521who said anything about going in the water
>>578363517No, that’s you. You’re just projecting.I can get my big man amiibo but I guess I really don’t know what you’re tee heeing me for
>>578360637Still down?
>scat>farts>yutaAt least it's not rayzor's fatfaggotry
>>578361551hi ugly woomy!
>>578364004hello retard :)
>>578363868i queue but ill opena after
>>578361551Go away, we don't need too see your saggy man boobs again foid
>mahi in pro>umami in open
>>578363868opening the park!
>>578364308y u mad
>>578364329at some point you need to learn that you will always have a chance of playing a dogshit map, regardless of rotationthis goes for every game in this series, it's intentionally designed like that
gross
I hate having to blob my own teamwhy do you do this to me, nogami
I don't usually do this, but unsolicited piece of advice: you wanna ink the base at the start of the matches in turf. You gain nothing by rushing straight to mid.
>>578363252NTA but wanna go again at the hour?
>>57836654110 years later and your still wrong
>>578366541i will heed your advice for the rest of this turf room
>>578366541funny how you say this like you have any authority over how I play
>>578366732Yes
begone, mentally ill freak
Can you play better bro
>>578366541Turflets should rush mid to secure itTurfGODS should secure the base to build up percentage and farm specials
>>578366998based
>>578359131Based parkchad.
>>578367178You didn't post it? Don't you want your art on mahi mahi?
>>578366998Based, tyt. Beachfag
>>578366967Bichi room opening!
>>578366998>2026>still hating lgbt
>>578367841I don't hate the lgbonly the TQIA+++
GGs B! I shoulda changed to weyyo for this.
>>578366541inking base is the healslut's job
>>578366998unfathomably based
>>578367979GGs B! I had fun. Thanks for giving a nice night before I go to to work tomorrow. Don't worry about not being a wey, your cephs are beautiful!
GGs again U, anudder 10x GET
I got a single 10x as the second match of the fest but haven't gotten anything else since then
>>578369962S do you want to go again? I'm home now>>578366998my clip is also lame and boring
>2 minute queue in open Dead splatfest
>>578372062>blob just charging straight forward at a stringershamefur disprayhave something less boring>drug out into the street and shot>and then a daring escape
>>578372973tbqh your arced shot over the wall was pure luck you move more than most bathtubs but I wasn't really impres
>>578373552>was pure luckThat's the weapon.
hosting a late beach bum room in 30
Nobody? damn
>>578375968Should have went Palace
>>578376259I did that last time I went and I don’t like the yellow
>>578376251"I cant make you a dumpling that big, woomy."
So many barefeet woomies for the fest.....
Can’t stop being sadThe hole just gets deeperIt sucks
Should i play fest or go see my fwb to suck his cock all day..... hmmmm
>>578379442Bring the switch with you dummy
blehg now what
Park room at rotation?
beach room soon? I'll host
>>578382874sure
>>578383483Oops sorry missed it, opening
>>578384183had to boot up send the invite again
I’ve played every Splatfest on 3, and almost all of them on 2, and a few on 1. I usually end up on the most popular team because there’s usually only one obvious answer. I’m used to getting bad teammates during a Splatfest, they’re all usually pretty bad. But I’m on Theme Park this time and I’m honestly, genuinely surprised by how bad it’s going. It’s like they’ve never played before at all. It makes me play worse too, because I’m just checked out. It just feels like a slog waiting for the game to end and to go next.
I lost my glasses last nightI feel handicapped now
gggs gotta eep now
>>578387919Gggs thanks for playong ,lot of wins! wish thr game allowed us to fist bump
>>578387919Also watching the replay def seems like that yoshino guy we played against is a hacker, pin point perfect accuracy and suspicious looking shots. Would definitely recommend reporting.>>578388404np! hopefully next time we get one.
>>578388404left on the left
>>578388404Cute feets.
>>578378042Not enough proof
toxic woomy x woomy yuri
>>578393523yandere bloblobber woomy abusing a quiet ballpoint woomyquiet ballpoint woomy driving yandere bloblobber woomy crazy by keeping distance
ok sirs, i think im done. raiders was fun.im not interested in pvp and i havent played splat 3 since release so i don't think ill get back into thatthanks for all the fish
wake up Slet's go for the 100x
>>578393743>yandere bloblobber woomyred sole-chan...
i like when people post cute fryes instead of sexy fryes
>>578362751I feel like playing brella if I get in the PB today thoughI like the bullying....
Frye room?
>>578401853Sure, I'll join
>>578402434Opening
>play pretty well in ranked during the last few days>splatfest starts>suddenly become irredeemably dogshitwtf why. These aren't even good opponents, my brain just stopped being able to aim just in time for the Splatfest.
>>578402956turf war effect
>>578402956Turf is literally random.
>>578403826insane cope
>>578403826have you tried painting the ground
This is my first splatfest. I can't tell what's happening on my screen or tell the teams apart properly.
beach date when??
ggs L
>>578406394Ggggs great winstreak, wr only lost one or twice
>>578343154whichever i can rerent for the most money which i then use to buy lovefrom team past
Woomies :D
Would anyone like to play some Salmon Run?
Is theme park the /ink/ team then?
>>578408162I'll do 1king.
>>578408418The gates are open
>>578404957That's normal
>>578408162>>578408689I’ll join after this shift (wave 2).
>>578408162Ill join too
>>578408162full??
>>578409113>>578409221>>578409231Opening
>>578409113>>578409369nvm, I just killed a king.
black or white SR suitI have enough and I don't like the ones for 150
GG's U!
Ggs U!!
>>578411974>>578412190GGs I'll try to be back for PB
GG's Solomon!
Gg salmon room good king
>>578410884Black
ggs woomy roomy
>>578412974Good woomies.
>>578412974sex with F's mentally unstable flopshredder
three weeks of only playing a little raiders, coming back to S3, I am ..... Rusty... the floppers.. Creaking...
>>578413282Weirdo.
>>578412974Vaginal, anal, oral
>Power outage before pbUh oh
>>578415839You might get power back.
I finally started using a lan cable instead of Wi-fi, what am I in for?
>>578416940Same shitty connection issues.
>>578416940Lag only helps in this game
Yup, it's turf alright. The best game mode.
>>578416940Legit no difference. Unless your Wi-Fi was really spotty.
Nobody will ever lewd my woomy....
>>578417869Your teammates always do
>>578417869You have to do it yourself, whether by learning to draw or paying someone who did.
>>578417869Do it yourself, I lewd my woomy everyday when I play>Spitroasted by her teammate when she plays like shit>Fucked by the enemy team when they turbostomp us>Also fucked by them when she wins and piss them off so they hatefuck her
>>578418238feels selfcentered to draw and post your own ceph, tbf
cute > lewd
>raiders didn't have salted cephs
>>578418806Frye tried eating a spiralhite but Shiver didn't let her so we were close
Made my veemo lewder (lighter skintone)
>>578419006you just decreased her sex appeal
>>578419167She was too bitchy to have any sex appeal before
>>578418501Tbh I think of it as a gift for my cephs
>>578418806We already have those in X Battle
>>578416629>>578415839>Still not back and isn't cominh back for at least another hour according to them>phone is at 2% batteyHere's one mast woomy from my folder before I die... goodbye /ink/
>>578419763good luck....
I hope everyone has a good pb. Forgive my absence. Life happens and blitzes your plans
>made it home for pee beeI have great timing
>>578418501If every commissioner or drawfag avatarfagged every thread like in some other generals I'd feel inclined to agree, but most people here only post their pictures every now and then. Some of us just like their OCs enough to spend that time or money on art.
WTF HURRY UP
>>578412882
It's okay, I can put out my laundry in the meantime.
I'll never switch off pink suit
thanks for the delay i did it
F died. cum clot. tragic.
if F doesn't arrive in 5 minutes we're legally allowed to leave
improvised bomb
>>578422692Excellent work.
>>578422692hello, how are youi'm under the waterplease help me
>>578423707noice
hurry up FI have a deep need to be bullied by /ink/ers
Beach room at rotato?
There wasn't a pb post yesterday, right? I think that was the sign..
>>578424104it's a date.
>>578424135There was one the night before.
>>578424135>>578345542
>>578424135Disregard. I am squidtarded>>578424195Yeah I am a little empty headed
>>578424390One step closer to woomdom.
>>578424182Oh my
>feel left out even though I have no intention of joiningwhat causes this
>>578424772>he thinks he can just play with anywoomyou should sit this one out, cuckysomeone better came along~
quick 100x match waiting for pb
>>578425608VERY good woomy.
No pb?
>>578422503Good Titans woomy
I can give PB hosting a go at the hour if we're fine with a substitute.
No peebee for ya, play turf
>>578424457Let's have some fun in the sun and just enjoy each other's company
>>578426214I'll play
I hope F is ok....
Hi guys sorry no pb, my bf was too rough in bed earmier and i'm gaping so bad rn i can't sit or play splatoon
>>578426214Name? I'll join
>>578426636Strongarm was too much for his woomy
>>578426447>>578424182Bichi room openingu
>>578426475>>578426752PB up. フ.
>>578427865Key Largo's beach is beautiful
>>578427865wanna go the full 2 hr?
I wish i could join pb......
>>578428382Let's DO IT
i'm only gonna play for a bit i have genki studies to get back to
I'm at like a 8:1 loss:win ratio against Palace teamswhat the fuck
>>578428446>>578428382lewd /ink/ers
>>578428874What team?
>>578428874I nullify those losses
Are F's PB rules still applying to this?
>>578429243Nogami will be the judge of you.
>>578429243There's PB rules?
>>578430159Yeah you're not supposed to play RP or your main
>>578430430What if I main every weapon though?
>>578430430>RPhuh
>>578428446reinvite!!
GGs for now U...?
>>578430871>>578430874Nvm let's go kick some sandcastles!
>>578431026Kicking little Timmy's sand creations isn't nice
> member expiring soonWhen, Nintendo? WHEN are you booting me off?So anyway, anyone want some Raiders? All I need is Gems, so literally any content is good with me.
ggs PB!
GGs G SS
help what is this 120sec queue time
>>578432071Nogami putting us specifically in the FLAR queue
>>578431569I can play
>>578432160Host up. I'll join.
>>578426214Is this pb still going? What happened to F?
>>578432225sure, give me one moment
Unearned squidbag, SH
>>578432250F died in a tragic milk related accident
>>578432250got replaced by the other F(u)
>>578432250PB still going. F is kill, pray for the squid.
>>578432250They got him
>>578432250It is still going, he might be the anon with the power outage from a while back.
>>578432123but we won...?
>>578432557>Spare a double aero match*I meant FWAR queue
>>578432429It was me and I'm not F, just got it back a few minutes ago
>>578432319Sorry, I was having a wee bit of fun
What does pb stands for
>>578432391what's that mean?
>>578433021Ptee Bhee
>>578433021penisballs
I clipped it
>>578432959
I gotta play Wiper more what a dumb weapon
I'll host PB until the half hour.
Oh shit a Primo Toy-Shark. Nice.
ggs peanut butter
I didn't think palace was real
>>578432695>Not spared the humiliation ritual tourist matchI should have shut up desu...
>>578434129GGs!
>>578434129Ggs C
>ttps://litter.catbox.moe/cq0hayh0zssy4yro.mp4
AAAIIIEEEEE NOGAMI STOP QUEUING US WITH THE SMURFING ASSBLASTER
>>578434198You don't have to be quietI'm having fun
>>578434368this seems dangerous. that fang and all
>>578434704What a good woomerYou get a gold star :DDD
>>578435215can I have 3 minI need to move my switch
>>578435720Take your time gud woomyShould probably switch my shirt's abilities anyways
my veemo always lies to yebbies
>>578434895I'm not a coward
>Pressed A more than once because I thought my zipcaster was a flywire
>>578436121anon was right when he said raiders was ruining muscle memory
>>578435720me tooI'll send a friend request so the next room has zero chance of cuck shit
>>578436189Cool. (You) me when you're ready
Did the pb die?
nice dc. ggs pb
>clams spinning at 10fps
GGs PBersThanks for standing in and hosting
I fucking hate splash wall so goddamn much.
Nogami was unhappy. Remaking for picture time.
>>578432225are there any other bosses you still need for your hoard?
>>578436462I'm ready but nervouswhat if we get100/333x?
GGs pb
>matched up against a JP squiffer>14 splats 2 deathsflar at its best
Ggs pb!
>>578437326>>578437415GGs! Thanks for hosting, hope F's alright.
>>578437074Literally only need like 500 more Gems for completion's sake.Sorry that my build sucks for BB! It's a fun build, but not the best for BB.
>didn't snap enough win screen photos to get every cephPB pic a kill. GG's PB'ers!
>>578437546totally understand you there, I'm the same way.Trying to just reach danger level 200 before going full sweat and grinding 97-99
>>578437903Use replays
>>578437142Then we don't drop the ball and put all our energy into ruining little Timmy's nightBetter to job with your frens than to win solo
F is finishing up the project and can't host
>>578437903Yoh can get cephs trough replays, but don't forget the funny hidden message trough splashtags
>>578437953I can't do the next rotation but maybe another one later GG!! wewmy
>>578343793>>578437531
>>578438834That's chill! GGGGs woomer
>every /ink/er has a buddy except meI am the invisible woomy...
>>578439947I don't either, let's be buddies :D
>>578439947Bro? Your li'l buddy?
>>578440061Salmonids are pets not buddies
>>578440212boyfriends*
>>578439947INCREDIBLE HOW YOU CANSEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
>>578437942>>578438418That'd do it. GG's again PB, and may F get well soon.
I took a picture of a bad woomy.
sex and squids
>>578440648Great woomies, i like the middle one looks like a movie scene>mmm neat
What makes me a good woomy? If I were a bad woomy, I wouldn't be
well don't that veemo all
>>578438939Wanna go on the ride with me?
>>578441854Yup, opening!
>>578441963apologies if i grab onto you, I'm kinda nervous on thrill rides
>>578441617Please refer to the following flowchart:>is it a woomy?>if yes: congrats! it is a good woomy
>>578442039That's fine my woomy can take itParking room2/4
>I woom therefore I am
anywoom wanna do some crystal raids?
>>578443239S if this is you I wanna BB again
aerospray more like aero-raped
wtf does bb stand for stop saying thatbump butts? is that how /ink/ers breed?
>>578443307saber desu, holding off floor 100 till I get my primo wiper for headcanon reasons
>>578443307Nope, wasn't me. I'm fine with anything. Let's BB.
>>578439947all you need is this way and booyah
>>578444249wtf why cant this me be
>>578444915>this me beESLs need not apply
>fist bumppretty nisu desu
>>578443307I'm currently BBing with another anon, you can hop in if you want
>>578443307>>578444171>>578445375why don't we combine lobbies?
>>578445375Hang on, I'm enjoying some Minute Maid while my hot pockets are microwaving, god
>>578445247We bullied them but niceGot our revenge on the previous loss too
>>578443498
>>578445570I had grilled cheese with creamy tomato soup with cotton candy flavored water We are not the same, janitor
>>578445570st/ink/ers NEVER beating the allegations
>>578445523I'm up for it. I have F400 beaten, and I think the other S has floor... 394 beaten. Up to him.
Nice one more x10
>>578446034and a tri is bullied into nothingness
>>578445570>>578445835I've got a room open 2/4 when you both are ready :)
>>578445835Okay okay sorryLet's go fuck up some fsh
3/4, (you) when you're ready. gonna raid a bit in the meantime
Now we have a triple S room. Not sure are we missing anyone, but here we go!
Gg for the shell out jackpot
Got all of the Splatoon figmas. I wish they would make one of the Mechanic, or just an Octoling other than Marina.
>>578394636i will never forgive the absolute shitters i queued into when helping who made us flub a goldie kill
Cool
>>578448732Eeeewwwww
Beach room at the hour? Really wanna hunt for that 100x/333x
>>578446415Hehehe, I can't blame you for going for meta, but I doubt it'll work that well in a group. You'd need to pile the enemies into the same location, whileas now they'll go all over the place.And damn I wish I had an elitre.
oof that has to fucking sting
>>578449563Yes one moment
>>578450024I just wanna make lots of strong salmonids pop at the same time, is that too much for a woomy to ask ;-;Any ideas on what builds we could use as a group? Need to get some icebreaker in there somewhere
GGs for now S room. Think we need to grind more desu
>>578450671GGs!! Definitely down to try and get deeper with you again in the future.If you want, we can set up a group DM to try and tackle this together. My name is the same as in-game, just without the dash and no spaces
>>578450635I'm trying to run icebreaker primo octane but the problem is stingers turn into fat fucking damage sponges and I have to gauge whether I want to maximize ink efficiency or stack exponential damage
>>578450573>>578449563Bichi OPEN
>>578450635No idea, sorry. Teamwork takes time to get going, and I doubt we have that right now.Also, Lids are goddamn satan when they have this much HP.>>578450671Thanks for the games! And speak for yourself, I am pretty much as strong as I can get with my current weapon drops. Primo weapon shop when?
>>578451380I have to sit out the 10min ban
>>578451460I will wait
Ggs B!
>>578451398If I unironically commit to reaching 50+999 I think I can make it to floor 500 minimum with my current build I should probably run knockback and egg collection on my splattelites to cheese bosses off the stage, orbit damage is irrelevant and next to nothing now
>>578451624GGs L! Thanks for taking me on all the rides! It was fun!
>>578451909No problem was a good ride, a few bumps here and there bur fairly smooth with a few x10! Was fun
>>578451510Let's watch the sunset as the waves wash on the shore..
>>578452515You and me, boss.
if theme park wins this fest i'm going to take a photo of my plush in front of chickens
>boss何?I don't want to be the boss. If we trigger a rare battle and win let's get off this beach and you can do whatever you want to me
>>578452985We should totally hold hands if we win...
>>578451909Woomies are so beautiful
Very good games, S!! Thank you for joining and really enjoyed the games. I am almost always open to do more, and just do mindless grinding to fill out everything. My invitation >>578451148 extends to you as well if you'd like. Definitely going to go back and grind a bit of 97-99 or crystals now that I've reached 400, and then start working on a serious depth build afterwards.
>>578453752We could do anythingIm back online
>>578453978I can't believe I queued without you, gomen...I won for (you) though
>>578451702I'm not saying that you did badly, by the way. Most of our runs were something like 1200-1200-1100 Eggs (if removing Mega Eggs from the count, since that way you get a better idea of DPS output). Sure you were the 1100 guy, but the point is that we are all shocking close to each other's DPS output for a ragtag guys who just happened to want to play Raiders today. With non-meta builds.>>578453873Huge thanks for the raids! Looted a Primo ranged blaster, Primo Jr, one of last four Primo weapons that I didn't have before (probably 4*, not fire rate, who cares?) and most importantly 15 Gems.As I said my Nintendo sub will run out "soon" but I'll be back in a couple of weeks probably. Wanted to play lots of Raiders with /ink/ in the past month but instead what happened was work, work and more work.
>Shitter disconnecting during a 100x Whatever, I'm keeping my shells...
>>578454132What happened?I'll make today up later I'm a woomy of my word
>shells retaineds-sugoi...
No fat hags allowed this fest!
>>578454605It was a mirror so you didn't miss out on anything goodI'd NEVER kick sandcastles without you
>>578454730Fate decreed it was meant to beWe are meant to win this TOGETHER
>>578455232even if I am a /ink/ tourist? I start school Monday :(
>>578455639You'll be backYou can take the /ink/ out of the st/ink/er but you'll never take the stink out of the /ink/er
choking hard
>>578457519Big man...
>>578457519Genki? We can put a pin in it, not like the fest is ending anytime soon
>>578457901You still have 40 minutes with me left
>>578457954>CommitmentThat's so hot
>>578458029I'm throwning on mirrors for pictures
>>578458452>wooming in the sprinklerThis is why woomies are the goodest things ever
Parkgods
>>578458765I needed to sprinkler off 2 min please
>>578459346All good, (You) me when you're ready
>>578459434that's a lot of plastic
24 more hours of forced fagwar
>>57846097111 years of this and nogami has failed to make it any more interesting>but shiftiesstill turf war>but tricolorstill turf war
>>578459404I’m having too much fun in photosPlease understand
>>578461196CUTEPromise we'll play again, we VVILL win that rare match
>>578461196get your ugly woomy away from him
>>578461196I should draw these two desu.
this outfit makes fryes woobies look bigger
>>578461501I await with bated breath.
>>578460971>>578461185skill issue
>>578461670it's not a skill issue, it's fucking boring
>>578461670It's boring.
Tricolor was more interesting back when you could queue into Open with a full stack and get randomly jumped by the Attackers as the halftime winning team
>>578462001The mode only really makes sense that way, but I guess people whined about the dumbass badges too much.
>>578462073no people whined because >queue into tricolor>nobody's on the other team so you don't get to play tricolor and instead are thrown into an open match
>>578460971>he still plays splatoon 3 outside of spaltfestslmaojust a reminder that splatoon raiders basically has zero legs and isn't even going to sell half as many copies as splatoon 2 didsplatoon 4 is probably going to sell less than half of what splatoon 3 didno one will look fondly back on splatoon 3 with nostalgia
>>578461381I don’t know how to tri color. It’s possible.>>578461395Schizophrenia isn’t a cute look jellyfish
>>578462236you lost doomkekkindly kill yourself and stop wasting oxygen :)
>>578462073People whined about it being random.
>>578462185I only wish they had kept Tricolor lobbies for up to two players in Attacker and up to four in Defender, it's the one change that bummed me out the most
>mirror>mirror>mirror>mirror
>>578462335>man who wastes his time playing a shitty gameyou're pretty much a street fighter v fan at this point kidyour game is garbage and everyone will agree when splatoon 4 comes outhistory will not be kind to you
embarrassing post
embarrassing reply
>>578462719/ink/ is jive territory, vappa.
I havent played in a while and I genuinely can't deal with modern dynamo players in any capacitydo they have an actual weakness
>>578462975like everything else, chargers and other long range weapons is pretty much their only weakness
>>578462236I'm taking like a thousand pictures with Spades' yeb and you can't do anything to stop me
>>578462975I feel like you can only fight Dynamos like you'd fight Painbrushes, splatting them before they swingAnd even then they still find the way to trade with you if you do
>>578462975Bombs and long range weapons, but yeah. Dynamo's back to being one of the most belligerent retardproof weapons this side of vBlaster. Dynamo was only "hard" prebuffs because it barely worked.
>>578462975Long range and/or sub weapon spam. You can't get in close to them period. Just another bad change that ultimately makes the game worse.
wew
>>578462236Still haven't eaten that bag of dicks and crows yet?But sure, Nintendo is le finished for real this time.
>>578463843yeah nintendo does have any dead franchises bro
Keep getting disconnected while trying to play Raiders online. Is something fucked with Nintendo's servers or something?
>>578464813if you're helping people they might just be on wi-fi
who else reached ruler while listening to kpop?
>>578462527how do we solve this issue
>>578466125Add a "no mirrors" toggle in the settings menu.I don't give a fuck if I have to wait 5 minutes between matches, I don't want to play mirrors
>>578466125give players the option to wait until they get the opportunity to play against a team
>>578466273>>578466317knowing nintendo they wouldn't give you an actual box to tick for this, they would just change pro into the "wait for a real match" mode silently
>>578459404I responded to the wrong anonI can play the one after this one if you want to attempt again
>>578466453>AI garbage
>>578466615I can't come up with the $50 - $80 on short notice but yeah ok never again
>>578466383Only the day they change the Pro matchmaking so it's inking-based and not the range-based one from X
>>578466383my maninstead of actually fixing the games shitty matchmaking they're trying to hide how it works
>>578466615>immediate luddite seethingevery time
>>578467363don't antagonize anonIt's either a oil change tomorrow for the Camero or erp art with a anon
does anyone have some cheap skeb recommendations
>>578459404Let's try at the one after H*mmerhead?
>>578468054What's the price range you're aiming for?
>>578468054https://skeb.jp/@Kicdon_smashalways a solid option
>>578468583for the time being $15-35
>>578468054who is this new annoying avatarfag spamming their pajeet pearlwoomy fuck off with this off topic garbage go back to Twitter tranny
...oh.I had a lot of fun playing turf war over ranked modes for the first time in years. Thank you for making turf war fun and a memorable experience.
>>578468879xD
Sorry for the no show. Both internet and mobile connections died right as I was about to reply to power outage anon. I ended up having to drive out to find out when everything would be restored, but I couldn't post a status update because of a slow connection compounded by 4chan wait timers and restrictions. Apologizes again.>>578427919Thanks for hosting.
>>578468054https://skeb.jp/@ikwkm_0610On the 23-25 dollar range and you'll have to wait but it's worth it for the background work
>>578468813oh thanks that's perfect.
>>578469002Good to know it wasn't something serious
why does she think this is her safe spacedoes she even play the game
>>578469002Glad you're ok but I find it funny this happened when you were replying to someone else experiencing power outage.
>>578468839https://skeb.jp/@kayaonoeI also recommend the other artists posted.
>>578469158>>578469640Perfect, thanks again.
>>578468813>>578469158>>578469640Any cheap lewd skebs?
>>578470021https://skeb.jp/@name_omoitukan2Art style is an acquired taste, but he works pretty fast.
>>578466453Still going? Currently drawing something but I can play
>>578472326no cucks allowed sorry
i want to draw lewd woomies
>>578472628Erm I'm a CHUD, huge difference
>>578472717would you draw yuri?
>>578472815there is no place for chud bulls in the beach erp sessions
>>578472816I would, but only if it's doomed.
>>578472717Draw my woomy with giant woobies.
>>578472717Choose any here >>578440648
>no fishcordI was gonna make the next room password protected if he ever responded, but I guess I scared him away GG
>>578473304What if I draw the wrong one and the player behind the ceph hates me, or the others get jealous.....
>>578472717draw a woomy in a secluded area experimenting with herself, curious about what her peers are referring to when she hears them say "rubbing their clam"
>>578473320Do a PB and I'll ink it out
Ban artbeggars
>>578472717>woomies:(
>>578473420just draw the veemo the others already beg for art on twitter
>>578473304draw the beeb getting bullied by the others for not wearing a splatfest shirt
>>578473567inking out numbers is the way things should bestill not going on discord
>>578473420draw them all
>>578473852Seriously stop with the AI shite it's ruining the thread.
>>578473852stop posting slop
>>578473852Would you though?
>>578440648>kosDid you know some say kosm?
>>578473991
>>578473852I'll bite, host and ink your number desu. I'm throwing a fit if you're not secretly a big black guy though
>>578474160sent> throwing a fit if you're not secretly a big black guy thoughsir i am woomy
>>578474352please be in splatsville
fuck ink brush how did people do it back then
>>578474576I got the first four digits down
>>578474576Literally everyone who uses inkbrush cheats by using rapid fire/macro it's the only way for the weapon to be consistently viable
>veemoso close to perfection...
>>578474727my handwriting st/ink/sI wrote it twice
>>578474727…Or not, stinkbrush
>>578474856invite to cord pls
>>578474827oh my actual number? FU-I thought you were asking for passroom code
>>578474827Charger on the walls should be more legible
15 tick p2p strikes again
Can anyone here help me? I'm trying to get these icons specifically the Marie one. I have splatoon 3 I have online and I've been playing the spaltfest for at least 20 or so matches and I haven't been able to collect them yet.
>>578475118they get distributed like weeks later
>>578474976I can't write a 3
>>578475292Set up a password and I'll see if I got it down
>>578475179That's so lame , thanks regardless
>>578475506Can you host writing and reading is hard
>>578475292>>578475506are you two setting up a play date?
>>578475506>>578475681Just make the damn lobby and play together, no one's going to snipe you.
>>578475575I read more of the description I feel retarded now that's it's been in front of my face this entire time, they won't be distributed till the 27th of this month.
>>578475681Up
Anyone want to go on the rides?
>>578475506I went outside to get my composure backhost pls
>>578476129HostingI'll do mine instead
cephs having a sleepover for the first time, how cute
>>578470021https://skeb.jp/@riki0731__>>578475858I'm down
>>578476271tri or open? I'll make the room it be B
>>578476386open
beachfriends what are you doing
>>578476476yay. season tickets!
pick a stage with more space?
>blasternigger hates funthat tracks
fun
Wait are we doing mine or yours lmaoI did my first four digits during the first two matches and the other six in this one
>>578476872People like that make me angrier than bad teammates. I remember once I was in a 2v4 so I jumped around instead of attacking, but a dumb nigger on the other team kept killing me.
>>578477029GGs that was me
I still can't write a 3
>>578477345Is 3 the last digit in that sequence?
>>578476891I am trying to send you a ten digit phone numberplease don't be from Mexico or Canada
>>578477484I'm not some ESL dw
>actual grooming in progress and no one is doing anything about it
>>578477549the last digit is a 8im struggling
who all in pbjust curious
>>578477697Shut up stinky chud>>578477840It's easier if you shoot at your feet
Isn't jenna married? why is she trying to link with another man
>>578477937I have to go in 30 min so I'll try to get it right
you two couldve just sent eachother a fake discord then taken a picture of your cephs with time stamps, you're making harder than it needs to be
>>578478098Not authentic, I'm not touching dicksword anyways
>>578477697Everyone here is a late 20s early 40s boomer
>>578478207the hell do you mean not authentic, you two are just communicating
>>578478207I wrote 9 of the numbers down in time
>>578478529>PB intruderPassword is the first four digits
How the hell do you lose on fucking Manta as a defender? Why am I getting 10 year olds as teammates?
>>578478602it's not working anon
>>578478630settle down putz12, no need to yell at the kids
>>578478812I'm not even half the man he is. Literally.
What is this absolute autism you guys are doing.
>>578440648You forgot to sing for us.
>>578478989They're in a pb writing their phone numbers by using inkbrush.
>>578478689you two have approximately wasted like 2 hours doing this when you couldve used some no log in chat and posted you cephs with timestamps to know who you are
>>578478602the first four numbers are rightI fell off in the middle and left enough cluesGG have to go for tonight
>>578479232GGs, until next timeI think I got most if not all of it down
>>578479131>people actually giving their phone numbers to deranged 4chummers
it's like watching two Indians communicating with smoke signals while having phones next to them
Back in the day, I'd just head out to Goldshire Inn for this.
gggs
YEAHTEAMWORK, BITCH!
>>578480247GEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEE ZUH That was fun! Thank you for thrilling rides!
>tfw only one /ink/er ever went through the effort of connecting with meI don't remember exactly how we did it but it took like 1 minute tops though, I don't know what those cephs are smoking to take 2 hours and still fail
>>578480479Why are you weyy?
>>578480772I thought they were in an open room so the writing would get interrupted every time a match started.
>tricolor mirror>in palacedead game
>>578480873Because, I am a giant samoan joe and I want to cute. it gets tiring to be this buff
>>578480982just pbs but they cant write in brush
>>578481107Samoa Joe mentioned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>>578481315luckily i'm not sumo fat, I can still see my lower tentacle
>/ink/ers swapping numbers and dating and getting laid before meHOW???? HOOOW????
>>578481729Are you new? There are at least a couple instances of /ink/ers hooking up.
>>578481729anon, it's two dudes
I wish I didn't have to do this to my own splatfest team
>>578481794i don't care about ballin and brostar anymorewhy am i stuck as a virgin with rage while literal whos click instantly
>>578481729/ink/ is the closest thing I have to anything resembling friends.
>>578481917Nono...
>>578480982Thought I saw them do PBs in the feed.Also the method we used didn't involve painting - I think you can just set an alias for something somewhere.And finally you don't need to write stuff out as in calligraphy lol, we have solved this problem nearly 200 years ago. Just tap it out with a Bamboozler or something. Heck, if it's just digits then you could just paint from 1 to 9 dots on a wall or floor, one digit per row. Dum cephs.
>>578481857I think one of them is the sanrioid who keeps posting her collection.
>>578482263>morse codeat that point you could just use This Way! and Booyah! for dots and dashes
>her
>>578482365>implying anon's have the skill to immediatley know morse code
I met my previous gf here but we ended up breaking it off since we couldn't do the long distance thing.also she's into loli while I'm not
>>578482331>he cucked us all by courting the only foid in /ink/i'm actually going to be sick bros
>>578482263Morse code would take way longer than inkbrush writing given that like only 10k people on the planet still care to use it.
>>578482450PASS THE CONTRIOLLER SQUIGGA
>>578482450What was her name FC and rank?
>>578482450>into loli and i'm notwhat a fucking bitch (you not her)
>>578482450>she's into lolilucky bastard
>>578482405Actual women post here. Around two weeks ago they posted pictures and I think they argued with each other. They were fat sadly.
>>578482547she doesn't go here anymore, this was during splat 1 days and we met after all the drawanons left during the first wave of he-who-shall-not-be-named swept over /ink/.I also highly doubt she'd be into any of you incels either given that she's gay
>>578482709>sadlyheroin chic went out two decades ago gramps
>>578482365No I mean it's easier to paint dots and dashes with almost any weapon than actually write stuff.But yeah you could just Booyah it out too, actual Morse code is much easier to grasp than people think. >t. ham radio operator
>>578482761anon, did you push her to be gay, if so you're the biggest gorilla nigger faggot
>>578482972I'm also a girl, retard.
Yeah I'm a woom-an.
>>578483008And I'm top 50 X rank
>>578483091Kold you only got that badge after grandfest by default only because the X rank changes made the dead mode even deader so playercount was extremely low
>>578467363You didn't know that word until some Indians started spamming it lmao
>>578483091I'm not interested in pedophiles, timmy
I strongly dislike splatfest tourists
X is actually harder because there's only sweats left. Before it was easier to climb because there were so many horrible players that the average skill level was low but now the average skill level is high.
>>578482450Anon you might be extremely gay
>>578483008post woomtits or splat yourself
>>578482779insane cope for being too lazy to respect your body lmao
>>578476872>>578477029Play the fucking game bitch. Hate you unfunny redditors.
>>578483680just look them up in the archive
>>578483920I'm not scouring the archive just yet, you gotta show me so know what I'm looking for
>>578462975if you can't outrange its oneshot, keep pressure on them until they run out of ink, then go for a definitive kill. don't meander, their swing is long enough to let you approach and kill with most weapons, but just barely. if you can outrange its oneshot, bait it away from its team, tank a tidal wave and retaliate.
>>578484464Based on your typing pattern I'm pretty sure you were there when it happened so double no.
>>578485402squidalam, im not whoever you think i am
Anyone want to raid, park open or tri? I could fish to if that's your fancy
>>578485772tomorrow, starting to wind down for bed
>>578485951oki. sleep well fishbud
what weapon do i play if i'm stupid and my brain doesn't work
>>578486373BloblobberPainbrushClash BlasterSlosher
>>578486373Rollers, brushes, buckets and blasters.
>>578485473whatever you just called me turned it into a triple no
>>578487395im going for third gink
>>578482450>spoilerI like degeneracy too but not that
>>578488707ethical goons
I'll be in the lobby mastering the goo tuber until the sun rises
>>578469002It's fine, at least it wasn't anything bad so that's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoTCU-Y2qhk
after trial and error the goo tuber will write whatever I wantthanks NGMI
>>578490887Stop grooming people
>>5784910214chan is 18+
Posting your woomy here is consent
i'm just a little innocent 30 year old yebby
>>578491021you can't groom adult woomen stupid
Park room at the hour? Either tri or open
What's the difference between propeller damage and vortex damage? Putting the propeller on dummies does the same about as the vortex. I have 100% propeller and 36% vortex.
>>578491931Propeller is litteraly only the propeller as you throw it
>>578492016I'm not seeing damage numbers while it's thrown.
Whenever I shiver from drinking alcohol or when I’m cold, I think of Shiver.
>>578491743ok
>>578493779Alright let's ride, any preference? I still have shells for open
>>578494117yeah I'll do open
I should have played the booyah fluxthe game is easier now
When's the next raiders update?
This a long shot because this was posted 7 years ago but does anyone have a file named bigsweater.jpg? The woomy on it looks cute, but the archive sucks and the source is dead
gggs time for eep
>>578497394Ggggggs good night!I'll keep going for a bit if any park wanna play
>woke up without having dreamed of being desired by a woomy surely tomorrow
Tomorrow™
Oyasumi, /ink/u
>>578502265おやすみなさい
>>578502265konbanwa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaW2KLmA47MI can't believe Drag x Drive is gettng an anime before Splatoon
>>578505476We haven't even gotten a manga that fleshes out the game's world and doesn't rely on unfunny running gags, kinda glad there's no Splatoon anime
Woomy
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