Pakalive Dash Vol. 6, 5.5 Anniversary will premiere tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=604WzTEF4isPrevious: >>577747921 >Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Fusaichi Pandora (3* Alt)New KFC collab campaign with Red Desire SSR card will last 8/12~9/30>5.5th Campaign Part 1In-game Rental Search now availableFull Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3391CM Mile will be held on September, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunnyCM Classic will be held on October, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudy>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Read the fucking OP.
>>578363384>use Japanese ウマ娘>get purged>use English umaJP>get purged
>>578363684I don't expect much from illiterate jannies.
Was global in a baking war again?
yeah
I think we should kill all globabs on sight
test
>>578363684Maybe it's time we just move to /jp/ like Kancolle.
>>578367980No, fuck off.
>>578363684/ウマ娘/ - Umamusume だけじゃ足りないなら、完全日本語化 "/ウマ娘/ - ウマ娘プリティーダービーハーフアニバーサリーキャンペーン開催中" すればいいじゃん
Why do cyjews keep making figurines of umas nobody cares about instead of my wife?
>>578368540Who's your wife?
>>578368682Shicchi
>>578368871Doesn't she have a prize fig already?
>>578369085No? And she deserves a real one more.
my angle...
>>57836975690 degrees angle?
https://x.com/hozhoz_k/status/2090554615456788763More Yanko fanservice
>>578372427Yanko just loves the camera...
Here's a sweaty cheer Ayabe as my submission for uma art contest.Please send the KFC code heresahos60546@kolsea.com
>>578374849cute dekamimi uma
>>578374849I forgot about the blush>>578375969t- thanks
Why is every single dacchi a good artist
>>578376897im not tho, or maybe that implying im not a dacchi. :(
Is that pakacup room open yet or is it tomorrow?
I rather have a pakocup...with mares
>>578379054you will never come back alive
I think we should disqualify any globab from the contest or any mention of /*ma/
>>578378994It's today, I think. Organizer dacchi posted the room code in the other thread but faggot janny deleted it.>>578354191
>>578374849>>578376190Sweaty Ayabe kawaii...
Reposting this, not the pakacup anon but the i still can't join maybe he changed the room code
>>578380708Well, archive it is then.
>>578382397nvm I'm in
>>578382397Oh thanks anon, I just woke up and was wondering why the thread died.
>>578384481Man I'm still half asleep, forgot to repost the rules again:Track: Sapporo - 2000m - Right Turns - Turf - SummerTraining Scenario - Design Your IslandSupport Deck - Unrestricted; Anything GoesSkill Evolutions (Pink Skills) - Scenario Evolved Skills onlyOnly one Trainee per TrainerSpecial Rule -Only Swimsuit-wearing Umamusume allowed.If you do not own a Swimsuit Umamusume alt then you can only participate with Haru Urara.As usual, the race will start the same day as the Pakalive, later in the day (7PM EST). Hope to see you there!
Ham tan just won with M. DemuroHe is now out of maiden hell
btw I haven't received any email and I fear mails sent on temporary mail are deleted quickly so to KFC code anon please send it to miedori@proton.me (if you already sent it just resent it to this new mail)>>578380578whatever dacchi, here have the textless one
>>578386235About time. And I'm glad it's with Mirco Demuro. I want Mirco to win G1's again with Hamtan...
>>578386235Demuro will bring glory to the Bouquet name, trust.
>>578386287Sorry daachi, I'm not home yet. I'll send it as soon as I get home, should be in an hour or so.
Alright, place your bets on what sort of announcements we can expect from this half anni pakalive.
>>578389232osananajimi love story movie
MENISHUKI
>>578389232cinderella gray s2
>>578389232I just want a new anime, it's weird that we are only animeless in year of the horses. I know cypic is working on alot of big titles like kagurabachi and chiikawa but please.
WHOOOOOOOO
Oh fuck it's Lys Gracieux
Contrail and Phalaenopsis
>>578389695EFFORIAL SHAHRYAR WTF
>>578389695ROYAL HOPE.
ANOTHER HIMBA AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Two himbas??
>>578389853>Phonehead>those colorsAnon, I...
WHOSE SILKS ARE THESE?
>another mare
Well there ya go
She definitely sleeps around with ojiisan
>Warrior-type umaWhat the fuck.
NINJAAAAAAAA?! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mare.... mare.....
IS NINJUTSU ALLOWED ON THE TRACK?
WHAT
>f4asaka found dead rumao
FF$$$ORRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SHAH SOON SHAH SOON SHAH SOON
F4 KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EFFFOOOOOOOO
>f4 going to be playable on her announcement stream>tactoBrother
HOW IS THIS EPIPIPIPIPI'S KIDSHE'S WAY TOO SERIOUS
>>578390406It's okay, they are saving her for 6th anniversary
website updatedhttps://umamusume.jp/character/
Contrail and Kizuna owned by the same Maeda? Maybe that one owner is like Kaneko
netkeiba onna
>>578390573Dude we have No Reason by the same owner
Cheeky fucker.>>578386287Sent. Look for rumaoror@gmail.com.
Won't F4's story be a little fucked up by a lack of Contrail? They raced at least once or twice.
>>578390293Holy shit No Reason has a weeb companion
>30% of new netkeiba employees joined because of umaGive it a few years and it'll be 100%.
She looks happy to be here
>>578390795F4 will probably be held back for a few months, we just need a roster to survive the next 6 months.
what's that weird zebra on screen...?
>>578390804You can't be a weeb if you're actually Japanese.
hors
>>578390795F4 was part of the reason why Contrail got so much shit online with the "weakest Triple Crown" shit. They obviously won't adapt that into Uma like Stay Gold trying to kill NTR.
Look at his eyes. He saw how well his kids are doing and know exactly what's going to happen to him the next breeeding season.
>>578391049They adapted Shakur's "weakest gen" and even had a lot of that in CG, I don't think they mind doing that as long as it's not actual hors-on-hors violence.
>>578391049They had to cook up some serious changes to get Stego out of being like her IRL counterpart, I don't know how they'd dodge it unless they just ignore Contrail in her ikusei
Tacto mentioned
>stole her dad's clothesCute son.
>>578391208North Hills ikusei tend to be less restrained and given more freedom, there's no way NH won't allow that when Still in Love ikusei exists
I just realize, does this mean we'll get Takeshi in the next jockey CM?There's no way they'd add Efufufufufu without his husband.
This new guest is great. She really knows how to work the crowd and name drop umas.
>>578391537Guess being a young female does help eases the tension among the casts as well
This fucking woman.
>efforia campaign is just hours of f4 pantsing contrail
>>578390293>>578390209>girl ninja/samurai umaOh no, she's gonna get bullied so hard sexually
>>578390724Thank you kind anon
Are we going to get African Gold assassinating Taiho at HaruTen?
You can't just showcase Efforia and Titleholder and not mention Shahryar. Free her.
>forces her trainer to train with herOh nyooooo, not agaiiiiiiiiiiin.
>>578392127Need to design belly dancer shoubufuku SFW enough for the Sundays
i mean this is nice and all but like, that's it? this your anni paka?
I can see it now. Taiho's campaign is going to lean so hard on the family aspect and it'll make me cry like a little bitch.
>>578392289Why do you think they moved the podiums?To make room for more, of course
>Efforia is stoic>Titleholder have difficulties expressing emotionsThis ain't it dacchis, EST is supposed to be bunch of silly goobers, those tanuki videos lied to me...
three sizes onegai
>>578392172>Taihotore becomes literally BakiTrainer powerscaling is in.
>>578392429>EfforiaB85・W57・H86>PhalaenopisB76・W53・H78
BREAD>>578392395Look at all the retarded stoic girls we have in the game, there's no way they' won't be somewhat silly.
TaiTore vs GentilToreLET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>578392484Does that mean Phalaenopsis is the flattiest non-loli himba?
>>578392395I know it won't happen but I really want Stella Veloce to be as weird as his tanuki version.
>>578392620Same as Vodka
>>578392537>picrel
>>578392484hmm sex
>>578392620No that's Still
I was there. Man, the 21st gen really was peak keiba.
I will mome you as I please when you’re released.http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm44121412
That was a good guest.
>>578393421cute too
I wanted to see netkeiba girl throw carrots into the hole though...
What the fuck is this esoteric rule?
>Efforia Trending #1>Titleholder Trending #8>Shahryar Trending #9>Panthalassa Trending #17>Ham Tan Trending #18>Phalaenopsis not even show up in top 30 trendingRIP to those whose oshis are old horses, looks like reiwa horses are going to be top priority to be umafied now
>>578393715Panthalassa story where she watches Suzuka as a kid would be amazing though
>>578384645I will join soon, so give a couple minutes
>>578393715did they not just reveal Genuine
>>578393768She'll be Taabo's big niger disciple.
>>578393914Genuine also 1st on trending yes but yesterday
Sabotaged...
It's going to be funny as fuck if Kizuna accidentally shows up in these chibis right, haha...
CUTE
>wake up>no kizunaPlease tell me they're gonna announce more.
>>578394765sorry pixy
Ding Ding Ding Ding, a new waller rape is coming.New plushies have dropped on the cygay store.Fighters are: daska, high percentages alcoholic beverage, gorilla, childhood friend, priestess from another world, and of course what's a machan.God fuck my wallet
>>578394765They are going to wheel her in, believe
>all that hype of 1 hour long extra is actually Netkeiba advertisementzzz
>>578394765You'll have to wait for a miracle.
>>578394765They're likely saving a few of the reveals for the end, otherwise there would be no reason to watch the whole stream.
>>578394892LOL
>>578394924Okay, meanie.
>>578394825AhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH CUNTS
FREE HER
Looooong LoH.
NEW STAMPS
Wait, what the fuck?
Good Heaven. Very useful.
>>578396163Oh this is just like shinymas, use an item before training to make the training easier/ more smooth
>>578396315only 4% and doesn't stack with kiremono so back to the reset mines
>>578395879Tacto remains in the mountains...
>>578390293first ever uma destined to be hit by a smoke bomb filled with pink aphrodisiac gas and subsequently raped by tentacles, goblins and oni
Back to the report mine with you, Tachyon.
Oh boy
>>578396678>tentacles, goblins and oniAll her torena btw (he can shapeshift as befits a ninja)
Guys is tact real or not
>>578396762finally letting us add white skills
>>578396835SHE'S REAL TO ME
Goated QoL I can play the game even less now
Huh. They're just throwing in more and more QoL functions. I'm not complaining, but it just makes me wonder why it took them this long.>you can straight up just copy meta breeding plan nowNice.
>>578396762>scheduled for release on 9/11kekkies
New Cheeseburger
finally some oikomi card
Nice, new meta speed oigomi. It's been a while since speed Journey.
ok /umajp/ recommend me your favorite cheap seamonkey artist that'll draw me these two getting raped by greenskins
>>578397386Kill yourself
Hmmm, nyo.Fuck off.
I know a guy, but he doesn't have a lot of socials, but you can meet him using a noose and a stepstool
ANNOUNCE DARING TACT ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>578397512Don't listen to this anon. There's no good artist in Gensokyo. I checked.
ONLY SPEED ON THIS TRAIN
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING META CARD
>>578393715Phalaenopsis suddenly shows up and trending #3, guess weird twitter filter prevented it from trending earlier
>another meta speed senko medium cardWow.How unique.
Human rights...
>>578397386Slops are your only hope I am afraid
Speed F4 last chain>medium>pace>pace mediumNah not dethroning Ai
>>578397863Now I'm kinda worried that we might not get another meta generalist card after all.
It's tact
MY SONTACTO BANISHED BACK TO THE MOUNTAIN
it was, in fact, not tact.
Tactbros what the fuck
>>578398040And destiny said "fuck you".
(LOL)
>teio but medium tits for anniv.......
Not rolling lmfao
I'm rolling for the cardsNot dying to have Epi desu, I think logo is cuter
Wait, Efforia's destiny theme and rich girl status makes her the best candidate for an "arranged marriage" backstory. (more realistically a trainer-to-be from an equally prestigious line her family earmarked for her early on) Takeshi Yokoyama even comes from a family of all jockeys, so it fits perfectly.Come on Cygames, make it happen.
>F4 spawns are sweeping the Make Debuts>Lovcen is on his way to become the next Triple Crown運命 really conspired against Tacto this time.
>>578398197I'm not a fan of epi but calling her t*io is a bit too much
>>578397986we'll probably get it in the 6th anniversary
You're supposed to roll for those 2 meta speed cards anyway
i sat through 2 hours of juice advertisements for it just to be epipi
I'M SO GLAD THAT I SPENT MY NINJINS GETTING PANDORA SEX
Pretty standard.
I genuinely have no idea what they're thinking with Phalaenopsis other than starblo material. Now Epi is coming out without one of her genmate.
Uma giving Epi Dirt G as if making fun of his Dubai World Cup finish lmaooo. I thought they were coing to give her E Dirt.
Don't tell me they're actually doing this without Kizuna...
So they are really are going to release tact without phonehead
>>578398426"so you want kizuna? no worries we got her sis instead!!"
>>578398421>evo ult skill can't even be inherited to Tact (late surger)What's the fucking point though
>>578398296Teio is a sex gremlin.Epi is a sex gremlin.Simple as.
>>578398426>no life saving Kizuna>no tragic Camino >no one-sided rivalry from NoblessCygay never fucking learn.
Who is the least hype anniversary uma
>>578398578They're both currently on an uninhabited island and will be missing until 2032
>>578398578>going to release tactlol, rumao even
epipi vs literally and who in her training i guess
>>578398594It's 2026 and Uma still doing Eishin Flash ikusei rivals bullshit as if Uma has no access to them like back then
>>578398682Banana Falko.
>>578398578They'll release Phonehead when at least one of his kids win a GI.
>>578398578At this rate we'll be getting Liberty Island before those two kek
>>578398682I want to say NTR but atleast she has RTTT anime so yeah sadly it's Epi, like it's easily fixable by anouncing Kizuna but no
>You're looking at me! This must be fate! Let's go!Epi you fucking man slut.
that's it? epipi? i feel nothing.
>>578398421Cum-glob lookin’ blaze…
>those outfitsEh...
Well Dura's here for Taiho, but what about Transcend? Are they going to announce more dirt hors later?
meh half anni song
This year's reveals have been really boring and somewhat lacking without proper genmates
>>578399197They need to. The only dirt left is Marche.
>>578390338Just woke up but HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S EFFORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578399272Uma is declining. Reached the point where they can't get certain horses anymore and have to poorly implement the ones they do have around the holes. There's no room to go back to complete eras either left, they used it all already.
>>578396835She was real everytime in my dreamI just wanna sleep again after pakalive
>>578399202Wasn't this composed by Spyair?
but I needed those 3k ninjins before the pandora sex banner ends...
>>578398648No, teio is an ugly gremlin
>>578399202Can't beat last year's
>>578399272I'll wait until the data mining go through Epipipi's campaign, but I seriously hope they're not just dropping Epi by himself with Logotype. At least give us Meisho Mambo, Meishoman and his clan deserves more love.
>>578399472it doesn't feel like something Spyair would perform. Maybe i need to listen to it whole first
yeah do that now sure whatever
>Pisa doing the narration for GenuineWait this kinda gives me hope for more uma to be announced
>>5783994722bh the announcement of half anni song would be composed by Spyair really has the same feeling & energy as Mario would be voiced by chris pratt
>>578399632anon...
>>578399632They have to. We’re down to 8 minus Big, Tact, and Yanko
I don't get the stalling for Tact and Phonehead. They should just get them done and over. We all know that Yanko's going to be the next anni's horse anyway.
>>578399632Concert tour will have announcements, trust.
>>578399814It’s probably Yanko getting stalled at this rate, we still need HK and Dubai.
>>578399541>Still in Love>Menishuki>Stego senpai>Main Story 2 ending>Uma getting new players / players coming back because Global popularity made people log to their accs againHalf anniv so good that even Ebayan reveal in 5th anniv, felt plain, let alone this half cooked half anniv
>>578399723I don't disagree LOL
Yet another nothing of an Anni...what the fuck are you doing Cy...
>>578399381They did run through things a bit too quickly.
>>578399814After building all that hype around Japan Cup 2020 too...
Umayuru is peak so this made up for 50% of my disappointment
>>578397727The strongest unumafied horses are basically all senkou.
>>578400041Oh yeah, they did that. And they even updated it with Kiseki to give us hope that Con-kun isn't that far away too.
that purple dress on phaenlopsis is kinda SEX
I dont get acrylics.
>>578399497Your アレ????
Umayuru is peak, but this announcement only healed 50% of my disappointment.
ohimba SEEEEX
>>578400216They're both dirt cheap to make, and even the most poor fans can afford them.
>>578399889The functionally announced Ebayan ~4 months ahead of time making any hype stillborn.
Expensive rice.
>>578400216Cheapest merch to make I guess, other than can badges. You can make an oshi ita-bag with can badges though.
>>578400149>phaenlopsis is SEXFixed.
>>578400392Onigiri second, yum
>>578400365It’s also a very quick turn around time where other merch needs some actual R&D and tooling.
New nui transport spotted.
>>578400365>>578400413I get that they're cheap to make, I just dont get why people buy them. Its like a really bad in-between of a card and a fig and has absolutely zero functional usage.
Phalaenopsis looks so flexible, i bet she's good on many positions
Visit Tomakomai
City exiled to Okinawa. Tarumae conquered all of Hokkaido.
>>578400596even if only like 10 people buy them just because its the only merch in their price range, it turns a profit
>>578400596The artwork is nice? They're not super, expensive and easy to carry around.I feel like we've discussed this before.
>>578400701Been to Northern Horse Park. That's how far I'm going
>>578400596SHUT UP AND BUY THE FUCKING KFC CHICKEN
>>578400596Easier to maintain than figs. You can carry it on your bag if you like taking pictures with it and stuff
Pandoradacchi, here's your solo song.>>578400596I mean, most goods doesn't have any functional usage either. They're just easy to store, easy to transport, and you can take them around to take pictures with outside.
Ai...
lol the inevitable pricunny collab
Which one of you asked for a Priconne collab?
The collab that was promised 3000 years ago
Priconne is still alive?
YOU'RE GOING TO TOMAKOMAI.
>>578401250They just released some absolute semen solicitors, so yes.
>>578400785We are no longer askingVisit NOW
>>578401250They are having their final boss fight event right now
big ayabe
It’s never been so Kizunover.
As a new player that's only here for Pandora should I dump everything into the Mr. CB speed card?
https://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/2091114805461766535?s=20yab onna post
>>578402003No I think you should pump everything into Pandora and make her a mother instead.
>>578402003You should go all in for Efforia because a pace/mid support is exactly the kind of card she needs.
>>578402003Pandora's a senko and CB speed is pure oigomi, so nyo. Efforia might be useful for you, though.
>>578402003I'm sorry to tell you anon but Pandora was only good in 1 Chanmi and her alt is pretty bad.
That was a pretty weak half-anni. I'm happy for the F4 reveal and that Epipipipi's playable, but I don't know, I kinda expected more if they're going to delay Tacto.
Phae is SEX
>>578402034can't wait for her reaction when Ojou comes
>>578402063I plan to.>>578402078>>578402106Ok gotcha. I just saw a graphic on my feed about Mr. CB's card so I thought maybe she was the new all rounder speed card or something. I will pull for Efforia then.>>578402170I run Kawakami Princess every CM on global. An Uma being "good" for a CM doesn't matter to me. I will turn her into a winner regardless.
>>578393715efforia was the real announcement and the other was just a little trolling for everyone who expected someone else
Wait, they didn't talk about the new plushies drop on Cystore.>>578402382Nah, we don't have a new meta generalist speed just yet.
Efforia announcement made this all worthwhile for me
and then phonehead walks in over the end card
Huh.That really was all they had.
Rate the stream
They addressed Phalaenopsis being a cousin to Brian & Hayahide on stream, I wonder if it'll be reflected in-game as well and what kind of interaction Kizuna would have later as he's more than a decades apart
>>578402709efuforiaaaaa / 10
>>578402709pretty bado
>>578402692I meant Kizuna...
>>578402709I will mome the Epi and the Efu/10.
imagine if Ebayan didn't win BCC last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsL_oroFXbUHalf anni song here.
>>578402709https://youtu.be/yxqvqD-sMNc?t=153 / 10
>>578402709new oigomi sapport and F4 so it's pretty gud. They should bring Netkeiba onna more, she's gud.
here it is
>>578402709Kizunooo/10
hmmm cute ohimba...
>>578402034I was like why Kyoto Kinen it's just a G2 and then oh right she was there in person
I cannot fucking believe we have Taiho and Efforia in-game
Did you know that Duramente was the last derby winner added that isn't a triple crown? Nips are coming up with new copium to explain the Tokyo racecourse shaped hole in 2013 and 2021.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX
>>578402709Sexo/1
>>578403783Too old.
>>578404104Good thing women only get better with age.
>>578403765no male deep impacts allowed
Say something nice to her
>>578404570I would have been your Trainer, but your daddy beat you over the fence!
Phae SEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
Satono Reve running in 20 mins
efforia...arima kinen...2022...
HAYAI
How many hors until nippon humiliation session?
>>578402709I wasn't terribly anticipating this stream as I did in the past, but it was fine itself. The girls are always eye candy, so I wasn't bored. The game and other info ranged from standard to pretty underwhelming though./10
>>578402709Sad about no Tacto. Also conflicted that the new Oikomi support is CB when I was planning on running her for Arima this year.
>>578405103>The girls are always eye candypic not related?
>>578402709>no kizuna>not even erimo excel>but heres efforia... but no shahryar lolI hate this new direction of not dropping complete classic gen umas, cygames have affiliated with northern farm and other big name owners now there's no excuses for them to release umas without complete classic genmates, they're doing it for the sake of being bunch of cunts and i hate it. I can see Tayasu Tsuyoshi will be mobbed too.
>>578405451Watch your mouth.The Efforia one is pretty
>>578402709Like most content this year it felt underwhelming and it's solely because of Kizuna.I like F4 though, she seems like even more of a sleeping slave than Epi is. Also Genuine was interesting as an appetizer.
Reve running soon. They're entering the gates now.
Reve don't wanna go in......
Reve is not feeling it
Reve finally went in. Doesn't look good, though.
reve jobbed
The race was over before it started....
Ah, yep. Reve really doesn't like this place. Didn't even respond to whipping.
>>578405451seiyuus are cute
>>578402950NetKeiba onna is pretty good with uma audience, but the VAs really didn't give her much to work with.They really need to get a VA that actually love and know keiba to host and interact with the guest.
>>578406712>get a VA that actually love and know keiba to host and interact with the guest.Benis...
>>578406745Unironically, yes. They really wasted Benis' VA on just a one scenario NPC.
>>578406712>They really need to get a VA that actually love and know keiba to host and interact with the guest.
Are they haphazardly sending hors to overseas nowadays because HK is no longer free farm & Dubai plan got wrecked?
>>578407491there's no domestic summer g1s
>>578407491I mean, this is not like that French Mile G1, the plan was always for Reve to try what he did last year. Just this time they chose to stay longer in UK and honsetly, this was the first race where his performance was actually bad
>Japan has 0 international turf Group 1's this year>2 Group 1's are by Ebayan and Elvis, dirt honsesOnly behind 2024 as second worse international showing for Japan in recent years surely
>>578406578The old PakaTube studio was so much better
>>578408115Finger will win tomorrow trust
>>578408115If Finger wins Pacific Classic later today, then the age of Dirt will fully commence
>>578407337I have noticed that Gamewith has gone down the shitter lately. Their recs for Chanmi and LoH seems very half assed and it doesnt seem like many people use the friend finder anymore.
>>578408371>recentlyit's always been a click farming site run by people who don't play the game and copy off of others
Tacto is gonna maul her trainer by the time they let her out.
Just a reminder that there's an art contest going on for the KFC collab serial key for anyone who wants one. I still have three keys left and should get two or four more next week.There's no real theme or restriction, just draw your favourite uma or any uma-related thing and post a way I can send you the code, whether it be a disposable email, actual email, discord link, or whatever.
>>578411051cute bread
How can Japanese horse even compete.
>>578411051What about AI art
>>578412915>AI>"art"
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578413502Howaaaaaaaaa~
>>578402709i love kouri arisa from mirimas so i'm glad she got the role for a great hors
>>578415051That uma is bound to be even thirstier than Kaori...Oh, I look forward to her song too.
Remember to set your favorite uma in the home screen to unlock the legendary sex scene.
The funniest thing I learned about Global recently was that they have a "problem" with so many players using the auto run mode that their CMs are full of non-competitive auto run generated umas.
>>578415812god i wish we had that kind of problem, especially on medium length chanmi
Chances of stealth drop Kizuna for Epi Career?
>>578417356Best I can do is a name drop
>>578417356They've never done this before for the game but it's possible we're in a duramente situation. The phalaenopsis reveal reminds me of when they only revealed sounds of earth.
>>578415269Another semen demon ojou...
>new 'kigi is PandoraNice
I think cygames is having a problem with their horse-to-uma creators pipeline, probably doing the retarded habit of reassigning workers>>578417818>They've never done this before for the gameBright is the closest they've ever done
Sex with Ai's mom
>kigishit
More like>cuckshit
>>578422798How'd she get all the way down there to where that fish lives?
>>578422936They can just do that
4some with umaninja and her cousins.
>>578423585is true what they said about kunoichi well-trained to infiltrate your bed?
Yeah, no, gonna bail out of the giveaway, I just can't draw on pc/phone...
Hope you all got something to look forward to out of today's Pakalive. I am still coping over delayed TactoAs for today's Pakacup, we are still set 7PM EST and have a nice showing so far. If you're interested please refer to the rules here:>>578384645The theme this time is swimsuits to celebrate the end of summer!
>>578424237Just draw on traditional media then. That one Tactdacchi sketched on paper for her birthday.
not going to lie, seeing how some umas that should have been shoo-ins still not being teased despite their owner ojisans already giving approval for some of their other horses really makes me think that cyshit has a problem somewhere with their rights negotationsshit like a single daiwa shoji rep in 9 years despite there being two more siblings right there after acquiring dasca for the original game concept
>>578425835Major is kept sealed away because of Pui, personally. I think they're keeping all of Pui's sphere of influence kept under lock and key until they can get him since that's a no-going-back sort of situation to try and write around a horse as monumental as Pui.
I still don’t understand the delay behind Kizuna unless they’re saving him for a live. Which would be a bit stupid like their decision to delay NTR until her window passed. So it would be peak Cygames.
>>578415430How is a ningen slut like me supposed to pick just one?
>>578415430Randomchads... They're making fun of us...
>>578403705nyooooo I was getting used to Epi's image as a cute babu loved by her parents and jiichan.....
Even when I wasn't competing in this race, LoH still can't bow out gracefullyfuck this event
Umayuru was literally "We have Umayon at home". Even an AI could write skits that are actually funny, unlike its writers.
>>578407491Probably will never happen with the medium distance obsession but I want to see nip horses tackling the longer international turf races and raise the value for stayers. Let the Haruten winners try and maybe one of them will luck out. Specifically these two 4000m races: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascot_Gold_Cup and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prix_du_Cadran.
>>578431996Ingrandire actually did try gold cup (he jobbed badly)
efuppai...
>>578440987Epipipipi, forgive me...
>>578442001Oops, very wrong pic.
ohimba
He's fast.
this gaki dork is so cute with 0 coolness
>>578415269>>578420206holy sexosauce?
1 more hour until the Pakacup starts! If anyone else is interested now is the time to do a last minute run.
brianspawn event when???
And the winner of our Swimsuit Pakacup isSilence Suzuka! Coming in hot on her heels was Agnes Tachyon, followed by Seiun Sky!Congrats to Suzuka and trainer P on their victory!Thank you all for coming out again!We will see you again at the next Pakalive, and best of luck to everyone with their 5.5 anni rolls.
>>578425971I sincerely doubt they're thinking that far ahead, seeing how they're STILL releasing girls without their genmates.
>>578457145Thanks anon, good attendance showing this cup.
>>578431996EU's stayer race is an entirely different race compared to JP, it's practically a sprint race with 2 minutes of jog instead of battle of stamina while maintaining moderate pace
>>578424591seeeeeexxxxxxxx
>>578443605>>578455884SEEXXXX
>>578431996Jusitfy's son just won the gold cup so good luck raising the value of stayers
me when umanko
>>578458282I am not familiar with EU stayer races. Are the courses just flat with no elevation?
>>578455884I'm weak against high ponytail & armpits combo
>>578463225The biggest difference is the pace but it's still a test of stamina. The Gold Cup is at Ascot. The uphills are far steeper and stretch much longer than in Japan. Even if the pace is much slower to conserve energy for the final stretch, jogging around will still kill the stamina of most horses.https://youtu.be/QPsIoaqeu50
I very much would like to have sex with Fusaichi Pandora in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Famiri :3
Finger running in 30 mins
>>578466475Surprisingly a lot of faith in Finger and Berry Berry Jockey.
>>578466291ohhh, I wasn't quite getting the fanarts popping up of them before, didn't know that Pacificus and Catequil were shimai
>>578466475You have a stream bwo?
>>578468053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfDuYCD-ADkFree on uchub
>>578466475When is it starting? All I see are ningens.
>>578468115ty bwo>>578468172should be in roughly 13 mins
>>578468172in 7 mins
>>578468260>>578468269Thanks.
Elvis already pissed on Knightsbridge. When's Elvis running again anyways?
>>578468582Directly going to Cygames' Breeders Cup Sprint
Very young looking Tosaki.
>>578466475Oh shit Ebayan slayer Hitshow is running. Can Finger avenge him
Finger couldn't get the lead...
HOLY LEAD
Holy shit knightsbridge mogs the field. Elvis pissed on this beast
That was disastrous run hope finger is okay
That niger duel with Knightsbridge, and he still had plenty of energy left to widen the lead at the end. Ebayan's going to have a tough time against that.
Gave up the triple for that huh?
>>578469602tbf dirt triple crown has little value compared to turf
nippon humiliation ritual continues...
This year hasn't been that good for internationals huh
Terra will be our international savior. Trust.
>>578468582Good thing this isn't a sprint then
>>578469505>Godolphin has Sovereignty and Knightsbridge for BC ClassicThey jailed Knightsbridge in 1400m ~ 1600m races for 3 fucking years holyfuck
>>578469898I believe he has the highest figure in the US this year so far
>>578469898dumbasses bringing up TO Elvis for no reason made me second guess if Pacific Classic was a sprint or not
In other news: a second Orfe colt (Kitten's Craft) wins their debut on turf, after the first one (Zip Spark) yesterday
I just hope Finger's alright. I don't like the way he sank.
Guys, I think it might be better for Ebayan to stay in Japan and fully focus on the Arima Kinen, because he will get HUMILIATED in this year's BCC.
I think Tanaka is simply bad at training horses for overseas campaign...
>>578470164 (Me)Yeah he does. I don't get how they calculated those figures, but he's a beast
>>578470772Just feed him more donut.
>LoH finale
F4 will be for (you) on a level we've never seen before.
>>578471150>ebayan's bcc win last year only got 111Dacchis, I don't feel so good about this...
My final cope is that they deliberately holding Kizuna Contrail Shahryar etc is because they will announce them all at once during Deep Impact reveal on anniversary/ 8th
>>578472508Doesn't it take into account how much you beat your opponents by?Which in this case makes sense since Sierra Leone was right by him as he crossed the finish.
>>578420694>>578420329Excuse my ignorance but what is kigi?
>>578472508Yanko's BCC time was faster by something like a full second tho?
>>578471018Rousham Park is by far his best horse for overseas races though
https://x.com/aeru_joba/status/2091362850946310289Festa passed away......
>>578476640It's raining on anniversary day...
>>578476640RIP
>>578450446https://x.com/dskbrevolution/status/2091179116230070717https://x.com/YinFusher/status/2091192895592431709
>>578475083Comparing finishing times 1:1 isn't reliable because of the pace, track conditions, wind and margin. That's why they calc those shit in the first place.
>>578476640I thought he just finished his treatment and was getting better...
>Kizuna>Shahryar>Tayasu Tsuyoshi>Deep Briliante>Agnes FlightThey're leaving out a lot derby-shaped hole huh ,when the satsuki & kikka winners was in uma already
https://x.com/fuji_REIREN/status/2090663884944445711Based on her profile and setup, Genuine has genuine chance to be the best Uma musume ever, character wise, please don't fuck up Cygames...
>>578476640Rest in peace ;_;7>>578477503this sucks, Donna passed away not very old but very suddenly, and Chikezo and Ulala and Taiki and many others all seemed quite well til the day they suddenly passed...
>>578478631Donna really stung because they announced that she was retiring from broodmare duty and was finally going to get to enjoy her retirement. Man. Now I'm sad again.
Epi banner's tomorrow, right?
The new meta
>トレーナーアビリティーGreat. Even more P2W bullshit. Getting closer to quitting every anniversary.
>>578484867Time to accept perma Group B status, dacchi. The divide between whale and poor is gonna get worse.
>>578472225>F4 and F4tore's elite families enter an agreement to produce the ultimate trainer-uma combo even before F4 or her ningen could learn to talkThe arranged marriage premise is right there, and I'll be disappointed if they don't go for it.
It's wrong for trainers to marry their umas, they should stick to ningens instead.
>>578476640Rest in Peace. She was one of the first characters I was interested in back when this series was picking up in 2018 it's a shame they felt compelled to change it, but that's besides the point.
Is epi stay gold for fronts/pace then, so like if you're not pulling for her, you're not playing front/pace
>>578486786Resistance is futile.
>>578487025I mean you could always just borrow her as a parent but yes that does come with all the disadvantages not owning her would have.
>>578487401>you could always just borrow her as a parentlol, lmaoshe has the inherited evo thing where you need to own her
phaenlopsis sex
Sakai........
Sakai throwing race...
What the hell happened there
シリアルコード:khydvjkuzzwcwuze
>>578492473literally just log-in for today, thanks dacchi
Great fight from Carnelian ojiisan but too bad not enough
>>5784919912yo moment.
>>578492732Jockey ojiisan > hors ojiisan
Phaenolopsis vs Gentil vs Taiho vs Yaeno vs Tacto FFA Which of their trainers would win?
I have about 45k, 2 crystals, and I want to roll on Epiphaneia and Efforia. Teio/Efforia/Fine/Yanko/Tazuna should let me borrow whatever card I need right?
>>578499861Isn't GentilTore a super human?Well relatively, not beating an uma thoughI remember him beating several dudes working together to wrestle him down
Nori jockey might be the cutest 58 years old I've ever seen, unc is so moe he's even cuter than his sons how is that possible
Finally bought the Force of the Horse starter deck to see how the game actually works. It seems pretty unique and a fun game. I'm sure it would start gaining traction if they would just collab with Umamusume.
>>578500827BUE SPOTTED
after Genuine there are still 2 StaBlo umas left to be revealed, this can be inferred thru the character game ID numbers (they can be found on gametora)but who will those 2 be?
Ruler is so fucking cute it's insane, bros
>>578503807>heart pupilsAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578503807>StaBlo umashow do you know? i assume one of them will be Hokuto Vega
>>578484867this one is mild compared to inheritance rerolling being completely locked to a subscription
>>578484867Don't worry it'll get worse and worse exponentially fastersee: grubble
Mare...https://www.fanbox.cc/@reitaru/posts/12472992
>>578511887>mares>open>see shion?
>>578511887SEEEXXXXXXXXXXAAAHHHHH SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!! SEXOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Phaelopsis SEX
>>578512926*PhalaenopsisI keep on misspelling it. We need a nickname fast
>>578512296You’re so drunk on mares you’re seeing letters where there aren’t any umdch.
>>578513020Sis...
Fat Kobeonna booty is getting turned into a meme...
>>578514048Lala's ass is too good. Though I don't know where the meme itself came from.
>>578514608I think you just posted it.
>>578514608>>578514978The aftercomic was funny also then.
>>578514978>>578514608Anons...https://x.com/omocoro/status/2088598465786077198https://x.com/tokuniaru/status/2090384411959476373
Did I just got beaten by OG Haru Urara
AI-CHAN!!!!!!!! YOUR SLUTTY SEXY MOM........
>>5785053962yr races really are something.
>>578515676For this insolence, you will be forced to breed Crown until she's satisfied
Cute ahoge.
>>578500827I have a few card packs but not the actual starter pack. I guess I should actually read the rules and see what the gameplay is like.
>>578515676She did her best
Granny a Cute
Torena, you must continue the Special Week bloodline!
>>578505494>how do you know?read the rest of the post bwo...i hope one of them is Hokuto Vega but it would be weird adding her without Vega. she does alreasy have Fuu-chan and Yukino for classics rivals at least
What did she mean by this?
>>578514048What is this meme format called? I've seen it a few times now
>>578521938It's pretty unique. Each player is trying to deck themselves out and you separate your main deck into mini decks depending on how long the course is.
>>578527284Unfortunately, I'll never play it because I don't have any friends but it seems like it might be fun since a bunch of people can play it together.
>>578527732But you have us, dacchi
>>578526718Oh nevermind someone posted it later
>>578524980How can someone as ugly as Spe give birth to such cuties?
There's a pretty big lack of Tran art
>>578530483Good, we don't want to see her ugly face
>>578500480Anyone?
>>578531764Yeah that sounds good.
>>578530483
>>578532686oh dear
Sakai Ryusei is my hero
>>578532686Ikuno is cute in general.
>>578503807Sakura Candle is Chitose's imouto
Himba :)
Stupid sexy ninja.
Toran forcibly jerked me off against my will
>>578534585SSSSEEEEEXXXXXX
>>578537284You're not me
>>578534585She was supposed to be a healer...
>>578476640
>>578532686Umas that are cuter with glasses?
>>578538486She healed her trainer's ED.
>>578540913I'm afraid there are noneIn fact, you could change that sentence to "girls that are cuter with glasses?" and the answer will be the same.
sex with the ninja
>inb4 she calls (You) 殿様 and pledges her life in service ie. Durandal but weeb
Pisa is a whore
Sex with these three.
>>578547934is there already official material saying they're cousins in the musumeverse or is it just inferred for now? I imagine if them being cousins is currently inferred that it'll end up accurate since I don't see Pacificus or Catequil ending up playable or even namedropped. Also love how Aruvu and Rura are basically siblings anyway even if not technically so in the musumeverse
>>578546431Proofs???
Was there any hope of Family and Hope getting in the game?
>>578551323who?
>>578551323The sequel is in the works, so it's at least a "maaaybe" still rather than completely dead.
>>578551323Who cares about Family, just give me Hope
>>578551547Royal Family by TBS is recommended viewing around these parts, newdacchi.
>OH....MY SON IS A SPAZ TODAY TOO.....
>>578553773Ah, to watch your umawife play with your kid...
>>578545093>>578547934sauce pls>>578538486she is healing my dicc.
>>578554003One can only wish.
AAAIIIIIIIIIII(EEEEEEEEE)!!!!
>>578554056https://x.com/Tamako_Mos969/status/2091571755945238814https://x.com/AgAy1996/status/2091524272611266829
>>578554501I just paid for shipping for my big ai nui. She is arriving via ECMS so I won't be seeing her for a couple weeks.
Momitai.
>>578411051Ended up going with favorite uma. The KFC thing was the initial impetus but I ended up getting pretty absorbed into drawing my aiba for myselfemail: umayoroshikoshiko@proton.me
The more I look at you guys the less I want to give it a shot
>Brianfag is an architectAn unexpected twist.
>>578554619thanks
>>578559990do it anyway fagit so that I can say it's cute____
>>578559990In this case, giving it a shot is worth more than having good art.
>>578548258it's literally the last line in her bio
>>578561730No, you will make fun of me, and I will absolutely deserve it
>>578561917>thinking to spend a few seconds to read her biothis was clearly too advanced and novel an idea for me to consider
>>578562270I assure you it will have SOVL
This is a Tracen JK
>>578527732Is there a tabletop sim version?
A
Are there going to be daily tenners for the card banner?
I can't wait for her to end up more mature than Brian despite being her little cousin
>>578579137Licking my sis's pits
>>578581825Justin Palace sexo
>>578578009100 rolls yeah
>>578576081where's the black uma and supercar?
>>578585793probably because Spe is the one who would have started it although actually this was just Teio making shit up in her head and Kris is not of Spe's seed
F4 is coming and he is goig to teach you all how to court your trainer.Listen, and Learn.Especially YOU, Smart Falcon and Verxina.
>everyone expecting Daring Tact to be playable + her genmates announced>all signs lead to Epi>fans in coping mode but eventually accept Epi>but Cygames can't even do it right because no Kizuna>but here's Phalaenopsis just because lolThis better paid off for something big in the future, or did they really trying to piss their own fans in purpose I don't know
>>578587451why her?wouldn't buena be a better teacher?
>>578587478>expecting Cygames to have an actual planThey probably planned to, but blame Fujita for jumping the gun at Yanko’s BC last year.
>>578587578She got the osananajimi preorder, she's too much of an outlier
My wildest theory is that Cygames is still begging Kaneko to this date so we can have our Main Story 3, focusing on Deep Impact and derby winning offsprings (surprisingly there are alot of them) that includes Kizuna and Contrail.
3 weeks until Jockey Cup Gold Cup and so far only 3 horses publicly declared for race...
>>578588853I would not be surprised if that’s true, but they have to give up at some point. Kaneko has too much pride (ego) to agree, especially if he’s held out for this long.Cygames already made Contrail references in the game, so he’s definitely in the works. Maybe Kaneko really is that wall.
I missed the race but Aidan's 4 Group 1 winning undefeated filly, Diamond Necklace, lost to Aventure today by 2 lengths. Think they still plan to run her in the arc, but her hype dropped a bit
>>578588853Imagine at the end of the story Pui and their sons titledrop "it truly is a pretty derby" from the grandstand while looking at Shah, his last derby winner enters the winner circle
>>578588853not even the ebayan repeat and yanko announcement made him budgeit's time to let go
>>578588853i wish that is true. Pui really hold the biggest brick in derby plotline wall but it's already been half a decade....
Why are we speed running the monthly pvp events now?
>>578589231Right as Fujita buys Diamond Necklaces' half brother for 1m.
>>578589589Because it’s that or compete with the whales.
>>578589627Fujita didn't learn a thing huh
>Pandora gets a solo on 9/9I did not catch that before. I'm marking that on my calendar. That's the best news I've heard since her swimsuit alt.
ブエナピスタお願いいいいシリアルコード:5amjhkdvastxkkwn
>>578594159>already useddang
thanks dacchi
What’s in the data upload, dacchis?
>>578595479Look good but reminds me of Helios casual wear
>>578595846SEEEXXXXXXX
>>578595846I want to umapyoi my sis
>>578595846I only care mares
>>578588853>Cygames is still begging Kaneko to this datecan they not just bribe him with money
That's it? No surprise uma drop?
we are getting 100 free rolls, right?
Strangely anime-like CMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL04cqyfxPc
Should I just dump everything into this? I'm really just here for Pandora so I'm new and my understanding is the Efforia card is good for paces. And like what's the point of waiting for all the free pulls it's not like I'm going to MLB her in 100 pulls.
>>578596383never happened before so why now
>>578596532bright...
4 consecutive years of having to spark for half annialso 12 spooks in a row
>>578595479Its really nice how much effort they put into the casual models considering how little you see of them for the most part.
Alright how do I setup the auto buy skill preset?
>>578596528Depends. Are you here to play with Pandora casually or competitively?If you're trying to become competitive I have some bad news for you.
>>578596528>And like what's the point of waiting for all the free pulls it's not like I'm going to MLB her in 100 pulls.It happened to me before.
>>578595846Something feels familiar about her. Too familiar
My son, this sounds like rape and kidnapping.
>>578596818Um, I don't know what my plan is. Probably casually because I doubt I can get even a remotely competitive deck since I don't plan on spending any money. Not that I wouldn't want to be more competitive if it was possible.All I know is I grow more and more disinterested in Global by the day since Pandora is still 2 years away and when I grow hyperfocused on a character like Pandora my autism forces me to only care about them. I'm probably going full auto fan runs on Global for the foreseeable future at least until Grand Masters is out.
>>578597187oh yeah also GL is the most dogshit scenario of all time which isn't helping with my Global apathy
>>578596528If you want to run Pandora then you need F4 since she seems to be the new meta mid-senkou card.
>>578559702Big Brian.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/MU_9Po>https://jiggie.fun/MU_9Pohttps://jiggie.fun/MU_9Po>https://jiggie.fun/MU_9Pohttps://jiggie.fun/MU_9Po
>>578597109>You don't know your destiny yet? Well let me tell you right now lolAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578597187Well the bad news is you kinda want to roll on both banners.The reason for the support banner is obvious, so I'll spare explaining you that one.The reason you want Epiphaneia however is because her unique skill when inherited can evolve. For reference the only other umamusume that have this trait are Stay Gold and Princess Rhein Kraft, and using them as parents becomes mandatory wherever their skill is applicable.
>>578597714Well it's incredibly unlikely I could MLB the card and get Epiphaneia in 60k gems so which should I prioritize?
https://youtu.be/uL04cqyfxPc>Tacto hanging out with F4
>>578596532Most year 1 Uma career story had surprise uma though
The Goddesses aren't fucking around with this one. They just immediately set you two up.
I'm just building my JP Account, got some cute umas but have no cards besides a non-MLB Ebayan, what should I pull now? I got like 60k carats
>>578597892That's really hard to say.Epi may have more long term benefit because support cards come and go. Meanwhile umamusume with good inherits last a very long time; even year 1 umamusume still see use for their inherited uniques sometimes.However rolling for supports will obviously give you an immediate jump start on your training.I would suggest waiting out the free rolls to see if you can luckshit before deciding.
>>578598132Well good thing for you this is a banner with 2 speed cards.
Crisis averted, now I can safely double spark for F4.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ROLL RIGHT NOW
>>578598460in a rate of 0/fusaichi pandora pullshow lucky are we getting
>>578595846No wonder Phalaenopsis gets the most fanart despite lower irl popularity, her design is so good
>>578598079>another "our eyes met" umaOh no.
>>578598559SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>578598559it took time but Cygames finally understood that kunoichis are sex
>>578598460Thanks dacchis
>YOU, BE MY TRAINER RIGHT NOW>given a choice between yes or no>pick no>The thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.>kicked back into the story screenKek
Rolls are in fact hot right now.
>>578598836That was funny. I expected her to go EHHHHH or YADADADA, but the Goddesses just said fuck you too and cut your story short.
>>578598897>>578598789>>578598460I'm gonna do a cheeky tenner you motherfuckers and I'm gonna be real angry when nothing happens
>>578598460You've cursed me with Pearl.
>>578599180Blessed, you mean. Lucky guy.
haru urara just died...
>>578598836>>578598936>The goddesses obliterate you from existence if you refuse to be tied forever to their chosen uma What the FUCK
>>578599180Buy some tuna. Fate is telling you to.
RELEASE HER
AAAA leave me alone succubus I already have you!
>>578599570I NEED MY TINY ONEECHAN NOW.
Imagine not rolling during hot time LMAO
holy shiet
The new event story is about the umas running a Trainer Appreciation Festival. It's admittedly quite some time since I properly read an event story but isn't this rather rare? Acknowledging the trainers in event stories that is.
I USED ALL MY NINJINS BEFORE HOT PERIODFUCKING 140 ROLLS AND NOT EVEN A SINGLE EPI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578600104Rare? I think this is the first time they're doing so.>t. doesn't read events
>>578600104Trainers???Getting appreciated???What's next, human rights being restored?
>>578600104it certainly feels weird, but I'd like them to keep doing it, at least it gives me a reason to read them
>>578600104>Trainer Appreciation FestivalSounds like an orgy festival
Thanks assholes, now I'm in the soup.
>70 pullsI was getting scared
>>578600297WOAH NOW, let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>578600365oh nyooo
>got 42 uma roll tickets to burnLESS GOOO
>I wish I was at the mountains with just torena>they don't even know I just beat my hundredth man-eater bear>my feet don't hurt enough
Epi in 150 pulls. 100 were tickets. >Ones Fujin dupe>Opera dupe>Rice dupe>New Year's Bubblegum>Christmas Ayabe>FENOMENOStoked about that last one.
>>578600558Fuck, I posted the wrong comic.
The dad passes his 'tism to his son.
>>578600729the tism out-powered tawake gene, sad
DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR AIBA AS YOUR HOME SCREEN HORS
>>578600896W-what's gonna happen?
>>578601024Trainer Appreciation.
>>578600104Well this is a half-anni story, not just the usual monthly event story, so. I think Ogurin and Tama's event story also has Ogurin showing appreciation to her trainer.
>>578601093what if I have two aibas...
>>578601158Then it's time to choose.
Cute new stamps.
>eclipse first, the rest nowhere !!!>dupe heliosok
Melody Lane when ToT
Melody Lane exists and she is an umastagrammer! Finally something good
Efforia-chan talks like how I imagine Uma Musume Nox would talk. Lots of deliberate talking, pauses quite a bit between words, and is somewhat comically serious.
Look at these traditional Japanese beauties.
My son... You can't just hit on random mares around the school...
>ghetto kiremono>mood down guard (2 time)>bad condition guard>+10 guts bonus for both trainee and veterans (???)>+1 random unique inherit on senior inheritance event>get 3 random generic whites>upgrade 5 random 1-2* factor into 3*>increase race retry limit to 10 times (lmao)
uuooohhh!!! melody lane!!! uuuooohh!!! I'm gonna follow her umasta!!!
>>578602216相性 is not guts
I do not know what Ramen I should be going for for Mile/Sprint Uma. Having to juggle 4 instead of 3 sucks and I'm too stupid for this shit.
Uma usually avoids using horse's irl nickname, but Taiho kun is called Taiho chan in Uma...
>>578602539Oh it's affinity that makes sense. Speaking of which I just saw that you can also see the parents' numbers now.
>I won't let you have my son unless you can beat me
AIIIEEEEEEEEEpi's character story seems like it's meant for a female audience with how he basically takes the lead in almost everything.
>>578603427>he
This isn't the plushie I ordered
>>578603969Well that's the one you're getting.
>>578603969No refunds.
I thought you guys said rolls were hot. I pulled fucking Fusaichi before epi. I'm still epi less.
>>578603969it's better isn't it?you can cum in it and it'll tell you how much it loves you
>>578604554Dacchi, what the fuck are you saying
for me it's the don nui
>>578559702Amazing job. Code sent.
>>578559702HOLY BRIANS
I can't believe I was told her career isn't very for (You)
>>578604469Next one for sure
I wanna fuck the ninja.... aaahh!!!
>>578604816Thank you for saying so! Got the code as well, thanks!>almost 15gb update on version of the game I can apply the code onw-wew
>>578604721This don meme makes me want to buy the Donna plushie.
Anyone actually has the Uma plan and got the 2k ability points? Because I've had the uma plan since it launched and haven't gotten shit and I'm confused
You're a MANWHORE
She's real pretty.
HEYNO LOOKING AT OTHER UMAS
>>578606767Also what the hell happened
They've been fond of giving the umas otherworld knowledge lately, so I hope this cute art turns out to be canon.
>>578607141The trainer with takeshi's soul in him is going to fucking die with her overwhelming love if that's the caseOr maybe notDoubt they could go further than Still and Buena
>>578607141The green looks so bad
>>578606810sex
>>578559702I wish I can do shading
>>578559702That's such a fat wolf.
>>578559702You left your phone, dacchi.
>>578503807>Efforia 1146>Titleholder 1148They're saving a slot for Shah
AAAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>578608704Combust
>>578608704Deflagrate.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2091775032401998260
>>578609308They finally remembered great-great-granny Maruzen.
>>578609308The Spe family and the Tawakes are eating good.
>>578609308My sexy hag wife Maruzen...
Wife
>>578609308Maruzenskysex
It's sad to see people still falling for the traps set by mares...
Part of being a good senpai is helping your kouhai.So remind me, when and where is the next trainer meeting? I have some questions.
I thought we agreed not to talk about that anywhere on campus, now that there's a ninja mare out and about...
i fell for the traps set by the ninja
i am a mare
>i fell for the traps (...)kinda gay ngl
You're that ninja...
>got this after buying the 2 selectorsUh, based?
Phalaetore got leaked.
https://x.com/Yuni3xty/status/2091781728495124556Is it p2w or p2g?
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