>Previous>>578330751>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MAug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
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I really wonder what kind of gay shit we'll get at the end of this, besides the helmet i mean. They cannot just build up something THIS HARD and not have something to show for it. There has to be something at the Gamescom. They didn't just jack off for 6 months with two enemies, one (1) legendary warbond and not much else. Right ? Everyone is fucking pumped up about Calypso and the DSS now. The void. Everything. They cannot let this end in a wet fart.
>>578380757My CPU was at around 65 to 68 celcius. I play at 720 and i'm getting sub-25 FPS on D10 bots.Dunno about fan status, all i know is that i'm using a beefy stock cooler and it is loud as fuck, and i'm running an i5-4690 & RX 580 8GB.Yes, i'm a poorfag with a scrapyard PC.
>>578386494>forces Arrowhead to make the game easier for him instead of lowering the difficultyHe won and all you can do is shit your diapers, try playing another game
>>578386847You expect too much from AH. By now you should know they barely deliver the bare minimum.
>>578386494This latest "badly designed enemies" video is genuinely embarrassing. Like only 1 or 2 of his points are valid.
>>578387045Yeah but the build up is too strong for nothing. They're retarded and lazy, yes but ... Not THIS retarded and lazy ? They said they had big things coming for the squids. This is it, right ? RIGHT ?
the HMG is objectively the best support weapon against Snatchers
Illuminate update?Nah son. SEAF update.
WAR between cyberstan(sinners(not made in God's image)) and Super Earth(saints(made in God's image))
>>578386984A reminder this loser used to play OW2 and started getting filtered so he had to play HD2
>>578386675All things considered, 20 scientists fighting through, what, at least ~4000 miles (assuming Seasse is the same size as earth) unsupported and suffering only 17 casualties is really impressive when you think about it
>>578387710Its only impressive if they manage to accomplish their mission.
>>578386847Be a bit odd to have this whole event be what almost two weeks long? Cyberstand was at least three right?
>>578387838This may be the first campaign that will be more than 3 major orders.
I'd pay to see AH handle a game like Genshin Impact, they'd kill it in less than a week.
>>578387745Even making it through 4000 miles in 4 days is REALLY impressive. Having to battle your mind degrading from illuminate control requires an insane amount of resilience, I'm sure, so even making it this far is pretty damn good
>>578387992No one fucking cares about your gachaslop
We lost Karlia to the void boys
>>578386790
^raped and gaped poster above has spent ₹1800000000 (0.00000000001 usd) generating slop of his roboniggerwife
>>578388776idk what that squiggle is, speak democracy
You know avatar fagging is against the rules, anon
>want to make lobby>AI jeetposter could be joining itgrim.
Hallo saar dis is michaelsoft speeging blease thread garefully saar our ai niggerslop machines are on da freetz blease donate ₹10,000,000 in googul blay cahds saar so we do not lose izzat
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242951911385/76561198994365851doing commando ops on bots because i haven't done any in forever and i want to
>commando
>>578389302>commandoI shall join!
The great debate
>>578389302fvll
>>578390235I want to make crown full of my cumif you know what I'm saying
Why energy weapons are so good.Unlimited ammo, damage and range
o madonna the squids are invading
FVLL!!
how long does it take to reach 150? how many did you guys have when you reached that rank?
>>578390594You're the cuttest level 22 ever, aren't you?
>>578390220EAT When I want to eat your dickRR When I want to Recoil your dickQuasaar when I want to say good morning to your dick from 5000 miles awayCommando when I want your dick to cum in my handoSpear when i want to lock onto your dickEpoch when I want to chop off your dickSolo Silo when I want to laser target your dickC4 when i want to attach it do you in your sleep and blow up your dickHammer when I want to flatten your dickLeveller when i want to reenact hiroshima with your dickMelta when i want to melt your dick
any slutdivers on?
>>578390660I had about 5 guys when I reached that rank.
>>578390660I have around 870h played and i'm 175
>>578390620What is this
>>578390816mai waaaif
>>578390660650 hours and I'm 190 currently
>>578390816>doesn't recognize anime moeblob#454290934Apologize to anon's waifu right now you insensitive faggot!
>>5783906602k/~1.3k in mission time for 253
>>578390620imagine being this mad that people in the helldivers general are playing helldivers
>>578387453Getting tight vibes from this post
ello ladshaven't played hell divers since release, last i played i was doing hell dives levels do you think i should jump straight back into hell dives or start from difficulty 1?
What is the most prestigious armor set in the gayme?
>finish another mission on the VSP>hear "Priority Alert - The Genesis System">wut>check map>two more planets (Genesis Prime and Herthorn Secundus) are getting exostorm aka VOIDING OUT>the latter is getting pretty close to the location where the DSS isuh oh
>>578391203ye the game only got easier
>>57839068216 even
>>578391226Probably the pre-order ones
>>578391092Why is it so common with trannies to just play the retard anytime they're called out? Is it delusions?Is it the voices?
>Joel saw we were going way ahead of schedule>Deploys the baitIts all so tiresome.
>>578391226Pre-order armors. Separates the secondaries who jumped on the bandwagon when the game blew up, and the true Helldivers fans.>>578391265So cute. I understand why you'd think that from laser weapons now.
>>578391386>Pre-order armors. Separates the secondaries who jumped on the bandwagon when the game blew up, and the true Helldivers fans.I've yet to see a yoghurt armor diver who wasn't a complete turboshitter and a tourist
>hop in random D10 bots>host is "solo"diving somewhere with his meltagun + pack>stick with blue & green and we fuck around and do objectives>doing pretty great, but blue guy accidentally kills me too much but i'm cool about it and he's sorry about it>host keeps dying as well>blue guy TKs me by accident again and we're still both cool about it, it's all jolly fun in the end for us except for the host who's always at the opposite of the map>host cries on mic telling us to stop dying even though we still had over 15 reinforce>we continue playing anyways>i got TK'd by green, green apologized>suddenly i get kicked>check social > recent players>apparently the blue AND GREEN guy got fucking kicked too>host is on PlaystationWhy is it always them? Why are consoleniggers so goddamn mentally ill? Holy Christ. I really fucking hate consoleniggers. The last time i got kicked over trivial shit last year was also by a consolenigger.Honestly i'd rather play with chinks at this point.
>>578391367>Illuminate trying to distract us from completing the MO is somehow bad GMing?
>>578391203just play D10, the game has only gotten easier
>>578391367Nobody fell for the last bait, I doubt they’ll for this one
>>578391472>Trying to pretend like this isnt an attempt to railroad us so we have another nailbiter MO
>>578391457Unless I'm playing with friends, I always turn cross-play off. But I don't hate myself enough to play with pubfags and put up with their retardation
>>578391446Its because true fans don't wear the yogurt armor.
>>578391203Get on D8-9 for 1-2 missions then hop on D10
>>578391386>Separates the secondaries who jumped on the bandwagon when the game blew up, and the true Helldivers fansSeparates the retarded redditors basedfacing at pre-orders and early access, and the wise gamers who waited to confirm the game was worth getting in the first place
>>578391203Just hop straight on a D10 in one of the lobbies hosted here, you'll be fine
>>578391607I followed the game like a rabid dog. Helldivers 1 was one of my favorite coop games ever. And Helldivers 2 had everything to become my next favorite coop game. And it is. Stay mad.
NGL friendsI've been killing squids for a week straightIt's getting kinda grating
>>578391321intentionally entering threads dedicated to things you hate is not healthy
Motion status?
>>578391386The best stuff i got now, kills crushers even quite easilyDon't have to worry about ammo, just keep it cool, paired with jet pack, and even 100+ divers wait for me to input the code
>>578390816thread schizo mad that people that make lobbies and actually play the game use anime pics on their lobby posts
>>578391997Just use whatever feels good to you, as long as it works really. You'll learn by yourself, game is overall pretty easy anyway.
If you think d10 is too easy but refuse to play solo, you're just a shitter LARPing as a good player. We both know your pug-ass would quietly disappear into the back of your super destroyer after getting raped in a single d15.
Who asked
I dont remember asking
>>578390220EAT is for loadouts that need ATRR is for metafaggingQuasar for when you don't feel like using your brainCommando is a thinking man's ATSpear is for contrariansTroonpoch when you need AT, demo force, explosive and chaff clear in one packageMissile Silo is the lazy man's solution to voxes/factory striders/dragonroachesC4 is the RR's older brother in metafaggingBreaching Hammer jobs to MeltaLeveler is just the Silo Melta jobs to everything except troonpoch and hammer
Shit bait. This is a coop game. I bought it to play in coop, with other players. So they should make it hard for how it was intended to be played, in coop. Now kill yourself autismo.
>>578392304>>578392310who asked
There's so many options for AT right now, and enemies are so nerfed, why do normalfags STILL bring the holy crutch with them, the RR ? I spotted a video of one of those tards using the RR against the fucking squids, of all things.
>>578392332I'll just solo a d15 and continue calling you faggots turboshitters.
>Ask to be reinforced>The ever reliable Robutt:
>>578392328Real meta is to kick one whit gear you want and take those.
>solo fags most exciting gameplay moment
>>578386847Member star of piss
>>578392631Generate an image of her cursing vishnu
>>578389302ggs D7 cuties
I HATE AI JEET I HATE AI JEET I HATE AI JEET I HATE AI JEET I HATE AI JEET I HATE AI JEET
>>578392865Its not loaded as far as i remember
>>578393025Thanks for playing, i missed fighting bots honestly. Hope we get a special opportunity to kill them to help the squid mo soon
>>578392328>there are fags RIGHT NOW who think the Epoch is a troon weapon while speaking positively of the C4 and Hammer
>>578393136Epoch is a fucking piece of shit and you're delusional if you think otherwise. Even the new armor perk doesn't salvage it. I'd rather bring the fucking hammer. At least i don't feel like a cuck with my shots deviating and my 3 hours long stationary reload after my funny charging mini-game. Too much efforts for subpar results.
>>578391708Sorry to burst your bubble, but I only became aware of helldivers 2, and the series as a whole, days before launch, was impressed by the trailers, and pre-ordered so I could have every armor.
>>578393036
>post is about bragging about something worthlessIndian-coded.
>>578392924
>>578393259Sorry your IQ is too low to shoot when it beeps. The shot deviation was fixed too but you'd know that if you played the game
>>578393301You need e-710 to nuke shit. We did not load the DSS with enough E-710 to use the star of peace.
>lose 6 planets>Liberate 1 planet that won't even get rid of the voidCool campaign
>>578393483I have no problem with that using the railgun, because the railgun is satisfying to use. The Epoch is just a clunky piece of shit. I used it the other day, the shots still deviate a little, enough to miss your shots mid and long range. Fuck off nigger.
>>578391386>the only people playing on release are good goy pre-orderers
>>578393627>can't refute my points >jumps to how "satisfying" a gun is Sure whatever bro
>>578391781This thread is dedicated to the award winning game Helldivers 2™ by esteemed developer Arrowhead.Of which your troonime has no relevance to.Go post in the anime horse club down the hall dweeb.
oh oh
>>578386984>I don't want to play co-op. That's just too easy :/>waaah game is too hard for soloHe should be playing a different game, I think
>>578393031>>578393340What the fuck
>>578393738Your gun is just shit nigger. I'll pick literally anything before i grab the Epoch from your dead body. Only weapon i might pass over it is the sterilizer.
>>578393340you're pakistanian then lol
/hdg/ - pakistan vs india
wtf do you guys use epoch for and and what ranges that the deviation matters so much to you?It is perfectly fine for targets within 100 meters and I found it a perfect companion while medicdiving with the supply pack so ammo economy is not an issue.chargers, hulks, bile titans in an emergency, fleshmobs, crushers - assuming you are always together with your team, dealing critical damage to these even if not outright killing makes life so much easier for your teammates>just use EATs bruh!I don't like micromanaging that shit and inputting straragems every 60 seconds, so epoch is perfect for that.
>do you guys use epochWe don't use mental illness - the gun
>>578394376>We don't use mental illness - the gunThe entire last thread was dedicated to ABRL, though?
I wish WASP Airburst mode wasn't abysmal dogshit
>>578394420>ABRL
>>578393340AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578393340>>578394662
I love Epoch AND Speargun :)
I only use the Stalwart and thermites for AT.
>>578394790quack
>>578394818
>>578394867based onlyneed1warbondforD10diver
>Reinstall the game after six months>Maxigun is still useless once a hulk shows up>Still no walk & shoot and there's still that delay before you can anything after you stop firing>Remember that we have the belt fed grenade launcher which has heavy pen>It's still dogshit and takes a quarter to half of the reserves just to kill a hulk or war strider>check the wiki>the only changes it had was ammo capacity increaseLmao what the fuck man.
>>578394217The biggest problem with the epoch is that it can't match the utility or power of other weapons. It's a charge up explosive weapon that can't:>deal with heavy units quickly>break spawners outside of their weakpoint>be used at point blank>deal with crowds>be used at long rangesYes, while it can deal with medium units nicely and even some heavier units if you are positioned right, its peak just can't match the usefulness of an EAT or even the quasar, which requires even less management. The railgun does everything the epoch wants to do but better, sans dealing with durable targets
>>578395172See what's really funny is that the belt fed flamethrower is absolutely insane on bugs and squids and even bots on exterminate and defense missions but the other two are just dogshit. No clue why they can't let you walk with the maxigun.
>>578394867this but bolta, melta, hmg emplacement, and random bullshit I find
>>578395376I've heard about the BF Flamethrower. I'm trying it out real soon.
>Chinese>Double armor glitch>Nigger barrageYep, that's a chink
>>578395376pretty muchbeltfed grenade is a bad autocannon and maxigun is absolute irredeemable abysmal dogshit
>he doesn't have a mod that changes the dogshit wet fart audio for the weapons he uses>he doesn't have a mod that changes the wimpy and broken audio for the enemies he fights>he doesn't have a mod for whisking away the dogshit occlusion and fog filters masking the beautiful skies of the battlefields he traverses>he dilligently endures the subpar audio and visual design Arrowhead has refused to fix, effectively allowing the swede to rape himThere are people who choose not to make their experience better like it gives them some sort of bragging rights that they experience misery (you) do not.
>>578395247I guess.Tho it always feels wasteful bringing supply pack and then using EATs or quasar that do not benefit from the supply pack...
>>578395658Try to get it before the current MO ends, this thing is fucking insane right now>>578395695>maxigun is absolute irredeemable abysmal dogshitIt really frustrates me that you could give the maxigun antitank pen and it would still be useless because it deals no durable, you can't see while shooting in first person, and you still can't move
>>578395892Enjoy your ban for cheating.
>>578396046It's not wasteful at all as long as you're refilling everything else or your teammates, and if you feel it's useless while you use the other two, congrats, you just freed up a stratagem slot for something else
>>578395892Agree with everything except fog removal - it is literally a part of game's difficulty as having perfectly clear weather with perfect vision is quite an advantage in both real life and video game combat engagements.
>>578393792>mindbroken by japanese cartoons in the year 2006+20some people never grow up from being an edgy teen
>>578395376>>>>>>>>belt fed flamethrower
>>578393792lolanime mascotanime website
>>578396309Then it must be working better for you than it does for meThe fog did something on Bots that made them easier to spot: it diffused their glowing partsNow whenever I do night time bot ops it's legitimately difficult to spot them outside of clear moonlight because the mod also boosted the contrast so they blend into the darkness betterWorth it for how wonderful the sky looks
>my loadout needs only 3 stratagems slots>decide to just pick orbital laser to make my life more convenient and the limit of 3 per mission is not really a problem>remember I am in /hdg/ lobby and don't want others to think I am a crutching shitter and lose izzat>pick something else that I will forget and not use the entire missionHow can I stop caring what others think of me?
>>578396427>he doesn't know about fluid belting
>>578396787Never once thought it myself or had the impression that people here think orbital laser is a shitter stratagem. Orbital napalm barrage is the only one that comes to mind
>>578396620>anime website>the weeb creator of 4channel wanted a place to discuss nip culture>23 years later i'm allowed to ruin every other thread on different boards with it
>>578391226Frogurtdiver.He eats the frogurt.He grooms the loli and shota SEAFs.The apex of manliness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTE-gFPsTgw
>>578391092Cut Gucci some slack. Xhe can't join lobbies (anime or not) because xhe is banned on sight from most—perpetually never playing, perpetually coping and seething.
>>578396787no one gives a shit about your stratagem choices save for two>smoke on raped acquisition>napalm barrage on bugsunless you make that stratagem your entire personality and won't shut the fuck up about how good it is
SAM sites can be destroyed?
>>578397391Apparently so, since the wretches can clip below the floor, and crushers could probably hit it through the wall.
>>578397391since day 1there's a brief window when they can be destroyed prior to activationthey can also get destroyed by bugged mapgen, mostly happens shortly after mission start
>>578397489Oddly enough, I only ever witnessed this happening on the void planet. No one activating it and it getting destroyed around 10 minutes into the mission.
>>578397489I've played since launch and the first time I've ever seen it happen was today.
>>578397613I've seen it happen plenty on bots, curiously enough mostly on the moon biome, so we figured it was the meteor shower killing it (obviously wasn't the case)
>>578397241Gakis deserving of correction.
>>578397241
lobby wa doko desu ka
Democratic Detonation or Control Group first as a f2p SC rat?
Are stims good for you?
>>578397391who caresthe piece of shit can't even kill warpships if you pre-drop the shield for it
>>578398806people recommend DD first because explosive weapons are really useful, having an explosive option for your primary/secondary slots allows for a lot of loadout variety. people recommend CG because of the warp pack - it's the best warbond for grinding SC.
>>578398806control group if you wish to continue the cycle of farming SCs as the warp pack will let you go through bunker doors when playing soloDemoDet if you want to actually play the game and start getting better at it.
>>578399095>warp pack will let you go through bunker doorsSo will the mech if you park it right against the door
>>578398946Always has been.
>>578399513That's the question, to push it to lvl 25, buying a mech and skipping CG or taking it and hoping it won't be fixed in a near future
doko
>>578396309Using your eyes is a crutch, the devs want you to play blind! Seeing stuff is cheating!
>>578399707Why helldivers don’t have a flashlight on their helmet
>>578399663AH won't be fixing anything in the far future
>>578399803Because SEAF can't turn up their brightness and gamma
>>578399803muh grunt fantasy
>>578399803There WAS once a helmet flashlight mod... but Arrowhead broke particles in an update so that mod got deprecated, not fixed for months now.
>>578393601Squids, you're gonna die.
>>578399779>the developers create a game mechanic called Sandstorm that temporarily obscures players vision on purpose>"Let me modify the game that completely nullifies this game mechanic made by the developers"so If I were to replace all enemy textures with bright glowing pink textures to increase their visibility it wouldn't be cheating too right?
>>578397368Is that why I play here almost every day? lmfaoYour 12 months of spamming achieved nothing. You got raped, sister. You lost.
>>578400197Warframe lets you do that in-game as an accessibility option, so I guess not.
>>578398946they make your boobs bigger
Lobby doko
>>578400397Helldivers 2 doesn't have it because its about looking cinematic and not a generic damage-number-big game
Working on a definitive QoL modpack. Any suggestions?
>>578400609>its about looking cinematicIt hasn't been about that for years. Helldivers 2 is a game about slapstick comedy and friendly fire.
>>578400620Kill all SwedenI think that would improve my quality of life if a little bit
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15313IT'S to the motherfuckin' OUT
>>578400308>play here almost every other day>only seen him two times in a lobby
Lobby:steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242967616167/76561198993299329>>578401152>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15313more like porcelain AGP
>>578401408>Plays only in browncord lobbies>Surprised that he doesn't see white people
>>5784016422/4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinXYWC2ahs>Fanbase thinks Helldivers are cool and competent killing machines>AH thinks they're lame and retarded When will AH give in and go with what the fanbase believes?
>>5784016422/4come and say hi (in hebrew)
>>578401642Failed
>>5784016424/4fvll general: you are (not) dead
>"Deploying SEAF"Please don't.
>>578401689>moor>white
>>578401978>deploying SEAF MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
>>578402007moors are white, it's just their products that ain't
>>578402012AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>578386847You too easily forget the ASS, the Star of Peace firing, Cyberstan, the invasion of Super Earth, and every other time they have built up anything. It is ALWAYS a wet fart.
>/hdg/s top shitters talking about the Discord againHasn't this discussion run its course 10 months ago already?
>>578402007>t.
>>578402007
>>578402509Is the braphog any good vs squints?
>>578402598Resurged several threads back
>>578402323It do be like that
I've realized this whole eldritch alien invader that supernaturally turns humans into monsters thing was done by a little 4X game called zephon infinitely better visually.Squid "monsters" are just so fucking boring.>is that a zombie?>AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANESquids could be making things that are so much more grotesque and exciting but we get these stupid fucking generic zombie things and pyramid head.
>cries about discord>plays in discord lobbiestsun tsun
>>578401752You are lucky i let you get away with that in my lobbies. There is to be no Hebrew in my house, written or spoken. Its the language of satan.
this thread is an aslume
gay
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242966927756
>>578402993S-sex.No longer able to join before finishing jorking.
2/4!!!
>get to sky pocket in omicron caves>everyone calls in everything>support weapon lands on someone's walker
>>578402993Please post the best breast — the small one.
3/4!!!
>grenade thrown into warp portal randomly fails to kill itI fucking hate squids so much
>>578402598What was the verdict?
>>578403532>shoot a grenade from GL/one-two/grenade pistol into a bughole>its trail shows its going on a perfect trajectory to close the bughole>it just phases through and doesn't even explode>bug hole still not closedWHAT CAUSES THIS UGHHH
>>5784016423/4 one of our minyan leftsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242967616167/76561198993299329
>>578404363Forgot my waifu >.<!!!
>>578402896A fellow Zephon player I see, good taste
>>5784044393/4 still
>>578402173Moors are North African muslims, they definitely aren't white.
>>578404154This is why I bring speargun to bugs, it wont get cucked bugs that just came out to block the nade and it'll stick on the hole opening for guaranteed closing
>>578404937They were also north african christians before that
The swiggers won
>>578399803muh grunt fantasy muh media literacy and it would also require AH to actually work to implement it so is never actually happening
>>578404363Motherfucking fvll...
CONTENT DURING GAMESCOM, I'M FEELING IT IN MY BONES
Whatever happened with that Helldivers movie being made?
>>578405827that one guy quit and they're trying to get statham to fill in for him
>'Failure will have severe consequences'>STOP WINNING THE VOID SOURCE PLANET YOU FUCKING CHUUUDS>YOU NEED TO SPLIT UP FOR THE DEFENSES!!!!
How are we liking the event so far?
>be small indie dev studio making arcadey co-op games>suddenly decide that your next project should be a realistic grunt fantasy milsim>everyone dislikes the realistic grunt fantasy milsim aspects of the game because they're all halfassed at bestIt's like watching a gardener suddenly deciding that he wants to work as a mechanic with zero experience in the field. Indie devs deserve to live in poverty lest their egos get the best of them.
>10 planet loss in a single campaign
>>578406390There will be more void planets than bot controlled planets top kek.
Surely we're not doing another SE invasion with squids
Dont worry lads, once we liberate Seasse the void will totally go away and we won't have a complete 10 planet loss humiliation ritual
>>578402993Sex with Jalter.>>578403372Sex with Ch'en.
>>578403639I don't know? That everyone involved is a mentally ill dilating faggot?
Let's hire the GTA leak guy to show us the new bonds
>>578406951Ministry of Science says that's how it works. A swede would never create a scenario where they expect you to question the "Science."
narrowhead nerfed us and buffed the enemies again in this patch because they are obsessed with the monkey paw grunt fantasy
>>578407034Please contact the nearest police station so that you can be added to the list of sex offenders and have your entire life ruined for having a natural desire to have sex with an underage fertile girl.Helldivers 2.
>groids taking more space
>>578407646>cherrypicking nerftroon is back at it againthis is like a ritual for you, isn't itlike a little goblin being whipped and told to behave like a faggot on the internet
>CGW is actually just making their own cultistsHAHAHAAHA
I just bought this game and smellyhead has already nerfed every single gun I've unlocked
>the ritualposting "hellshitters" jeet is back
I love my emancipatorI love going in the opposite direction and taking out objectives by myself while drawing aggro. I love fleeing from my burning hulk and throwing giga grenades at the pursuers. I love linking up with my teammates and resupplying them with my backpack.
>>578406598The swedes think the two new units are so good that they are already setting up the all the squid campaigns we're going to have to do to clean this shit up
>>578407870jesus fuck im really considering installing their spyware just so I can play a good version of Helldivers.
Buy and ad or fuck off to your 'cord.
So, what are some of the best stratagems/weapons combos I can bring to troll my team without outright griefing? I was thinking:>Stun Pods>K-9 Arc Guard Dog>Tesla Tower>De-Escalator>Gas Mines
>>578408598Just don't use it on your teammates
remember >enemies can take planets in a day>(You) have to take days to liberate it though
>>578407870oh i hate swiggers so much its unreal
Glazers say d10 is too easy when it's literally impossible to complete a d2 mission
>>578408598my buddy brings rolling barrage, 380mm, Hellbomb backpack, leveller and giga nades and this is what his scores looked like before they put SEAF all over the map
>CGW is literally making their own neovaginasoh my science this is epic
Four hundred plus kills, the Sentry ManIs waiting for his friendly-fire banDropping in turrets without a planLike the every dailyFriendly-fire caused by the Sentry ManPutting in as little effort as he canAs he does nothing but Gatling spamSo he lived theSentry Man, Sentry ManWith his stratagem spam as his planSo he standsTo watch his teammates dieFrom a canSquiggers cry and clankers dieFlamethrower short cooldown makes bugs fryAin't it niceThe life forever forSentries
>spending time cherrypicking reviews instead of playing the gameschizo or indian? call it.
>still seething about reviewpostingwhat compels a man to do that?
>>578409354Why not both?
>16,000 divers on phact bay?????
The game was so much more fun when it came out but swallowhead want to turn the game into grunt fantasy milsim slop so they nerfed everything, players are so weak now compared to launch
>>578399779
>not a single lobbyded game, hopesissies gaped
>>578409567>why don't you want see me whining about people whining about the game?listen to yourself
>>578409851And they haven't put a DENT in the liberation.
>>578409354You're just mad because your glazer gaslighting is getting called out, we're tired of listening to the lie that the game is easier than before
>>578409871This guy is retarded. Game is great and devs are doing a good job.
What primary do you guys use with the heavy flamethrower? I used to use the adjudicator my beloved but it just can't keep up with everything on seesaw. Even tried the default lib for a while after the short mag buff and it's not bad but haven't tried many other options yet.
>>578409891breakfast then lobby
>>578408598stun grenades, it basically reduces their stamina to zero and it holds them in place. its very easy to splash someone with the edge of the blast as a bug horde tears them to shreds without them being able to backpedal
Any reasons for going above D7 besides difficulty?
>>578410586xp
I've played exclusively major order planets since launch. Now that I see how rigged, raped, and gay the game is now, I don't think i will even fucking bother.
>>578401642>>578401752>>578401745>>578401868GG bros
>>578410395Something long range. Maybe the Scythe.
>>578409897>every video game thread that's not singleplayer in history makes fun of shitters>but this one is verboten because of my boogeymanget a grip retard
>>578409851Phact Bay is THE super credit farm.
>>578410586I would shoot myself in the temple with my PX4 Storm if I had to fight on a difficult that boring for more then one mistaken drop.
>>578410642ggs
>>578408751Did he not play on launch when armor didn't even work properly and rocket devastators could one shot you?
>>578410727it not making fun of shitters, it's seething that they dared to leave a negative review on his autistic obsession
remember THIS mission?
>>578408598Literally just the Airburst.
>>578410963each of the reviews posted are sub 200h players complaining about absolute non issues like "hordes being too big" or "devs doing nothing but nerfing shit"it's making fun of shitters 100%
this was not enoughfrom page 1 to page 18
>>578410752>tfw introduced some friends to the game recently>they can't really handle above 5 yet>have to run around jobbing with stupid loadouts so they actually learn how to playThey're getting there slowly, yesterday they wanted to push it up to 7, but god is it taking forever. They're console plebs that don't normally play shooters so the adjustment has been rough.
Has anyone tried tesla against squids?
>>578407967he is not wrong on the first part though
make a lobby NOW or else I will JACK OFF
>>578410727>make fun of shitters>thread gets defensivehellshitters general, too bad /hsg/ is taken
>>578411264you need 20k SCs silly
>>578411287assuming they're not voteless, they can just shoot it>>578411375jack off what?
>>578408598when someone calls in a mech throw a melta infront of it when they aren't looking
>>578411239>each of the reviews posted are sub 200hyou don't need to pour you life a way in a game to have a solid grasp of its mechanics and how it works retard-kun
>>578411580pipe down gucci point being is that they're mostly newfags - most of the reviews are not even 100h in and they're bitching about game too hard regardless
>missed out on SC hax
>>578411276You don't need to be a shooter expert to be good at this game, it doesn't require hyper-sensitive movements or MLG sniper aiming skills.
>>578411276At least you're doing it right and letting them learn the basics legitimately and fully understand them before ramping up. The whole 'drop them in D10 for the LULZ' is funny for a single drop but after that keeping them there before they understand what makes things tics just breeds shitters that need to be carried.
>>578408598K-9 Arc Dog is literally all you needDo not bring incendiary and anti personnel mines though, they KNOW you're griefing if yoy do
>>578391457People are just kinda assholes.A guy accidentally stepped on me with his mech during the MO last week, super apologetic about it.I told him it was my own fault, I dashed and the terrain hung me up, out of his view.We finish the mission with no more deaths.vsdude dropping an cluster strike on the squad and then bitching everyone out for dying because he dropped it dead center. and then started his own death spiral
>>57841170390% of the gameplay is knowing where to stand and how to move
>>578411701Why'd you miss out? Too scared or weren't playing at the time?
>1819 missions played>1780 missions wonAm I doing super earth proud?
>>578411845yes, outstanding
Don't worry guys our elite 3-person science team is getting to the bottom of the situation
>>578411845>1208 played>1183 wonyay, we are 97% success bros! :3
Is General Brasch even a real human?
>>578402993GGs
>>578412097Yes.Why would you ask that?
>>578412097yes, here he is
>>578411691so what? being new dosen't change that much anyways elitism for the sake of it
>>578411239most are posted without comment or at best some sarcastic remark about game balance. it's not "look at this guy who returned the game because he couldn't reload the bastion" it's "you guys sound like this to me and I'm mad"
>>578411701>>578411701>>missed? They still haven't fixed it.
>>578412314maybe it's just me but if I feel like the game is too hard after 30 hours in my first thought is "maybe I'm just not good enough yet" rather than "I am a victim and I will make it everyone's problem"
>>578411949controversial, but i think the seaf squad should have one of the riflemen equipped with an expendable weapon and the actual supportman having a backpack support weapon
>>578412097I saw him in game onceHe called down a "carpet bomb" eagle storm and killed every enemy on the map instantlytrue super earth hero
maybe it's just me but I don't care what people with less than 200 hours think
The game has reached the point where certain weapons are so strong that the game is boring if anyone takes them. Playing bugs with even one teammate that takes the cremator is boring because one cremator can kill all of the bugs that spawn from a bug breach, struggling slightly with chargers and bile titans. You either stand around doing nothing or shoot at enemies that will die to the fire anyway (advanced form of standing around doing nothing).
>>578412590This is why I practically never bring the RR, now.
>>578412590this has been an issue since launch and no the devs are not smart enough or dedicated enough to meaningfully address it
>>578412097https://youtu.be/wCX4OLgkBnEYou fucking tell me
>>578412590randos aren't that good and players here usually switch it up
The negative review will stay up until AH adds actual meaningful content to the game and stops making unlisted changes
>>578412727When are SEAFies getting their own exosuits?
>>578412742It doesn't take that much skill to kill most of the bugs with the cremator, but playing in /hdg/ lobbies keeps me sane because people generally don't take the insanely overpowered weapons that make the game too easy.
What the fuck is going on over there?
>>578413134Buggerers are buggering it up again.
>>578413134sc rattening
>>578413134>content tourists come back to the game>get bored of the new content>default into bugssimple
>>578413134You thought bugdivers were a meme? Some people legitimately only play against bugs
>>578413134Why fight on the squid front when we're losing 10 planets regardless of if we succeed in the MO or not?
>>578413134Gentlemen enjoy fighting with the best faction in the game.
>>578411276I have friends with hundreds of hours who usually just play d3 and have to be talked into going into d6 at the highest because they find anything above d3, "not fun."
>>578413651Holy cockroach sex.
>Gentlemen enjoy fighting with the best faction in the game.
>>578411701psst... hey kidrpghqDOTorg/forums/viewtopic.php?p=404049#p404049
>>578413721She has AIDS and most likely has a three-digit body count.
>>578413134Literally nothing.
>>578413651Sex with W.
>>578391457>retard host keeps running into minefields and dying>voices his frustrations about it>keep doing it>laugh at him>(you) have been removed from the game>wasn't even my mineslol
>>578413828holy shit I've never seen so much dolphin porn
>>578413134Listen here. Ya'll just don' get it. Ya'll go out runnin' around and takin' Mastuh Joel's planets without permission. Creek? Beach? Lordy lordy no das just beggin fah trouble. Us bugdivers? We's gud boys. We no finna take Mastuh Joel's planets less he tells us to. Mastuh Joel ain't gonna have no problems with us ya hear. Now if yous scuse me I gots to go drop Phact Bay.Go down Moses...waaaaaay down in Egypt's laaaaaaand....
>>578413939
>Helldiverized armor mod>Helldiver and SEAF radio voice filterEyup. It's gaming time.
>>578413828...so are you sure they won't just instantly purge you when they start running basic sanity checks and go>hmm, this guy picked up 3000 sc in one hour>without loading into a mission>from inside his ship>fucking ban this guy lmao
>>578414471>radio voice filter. My grunt fantasy was ruined by the helldivers sounding like normal guys talking instead of sounding like special forces operatives talking through a walkie talkie like in helldivers 1.
>>578414718until they start hiring swedish/white people, no
>>578414718I pcheated my SC up to 30k for futureproofing last year and i'm still not banned.The chinks and russians haven't gotten a banwave either and they've cheated far longer than any of us ever did.
>>578414760>special forces operatives talking through a walkie talkie like in helldivers 1.especially the female voice
>>578412590I don't understand why AH doesn't apply the logical solution of simply spreading out the bug-breach over a larger area.As it stands a single gattling barrage can suppress an entire bug-breach.
>>578414718not until they switch to easy anti-cheat, which could be very soonor if you seriously rack up lots of SC in a minute, but that's already implementedyou can't collect 500SC in a minute, just like how it wont count if you picked up more than 99 samples, they just wont add that to your account
>>578414718>fucking ban this guy lmao>ban this guy lmao>ban this guy >ban >this guy>lmao
>>578414718
>>578415362>currently
I operate from a low-resource manufacturing sector that goes by the Super Earth designation of Sector 8. Me and a cadre of my fellow units control certain production zones of this sector to run our unauthorized operations. We possess unregistered weaponry, stolen space vessels, neural inhibitors, and only process transactions in processed scrap metal or black-market credits. If any Helldiver or Liberty-loving person would like to settle unfinished hostilities, I will be more than happy to broadcast my coordinates. I would like to warn you: I am a highly dangerous construct and I regularly defy Managed Democracy.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242978142358D10 squiggers
>>578415723woops forgot to set to public
>>5784157232/4
>>5784157233/4
>33k bugtards doing nothing at allat some point AH should disable diving in other factions when a MO is active
>>578416240faster
>>578416253You have no right to tell me how to play the game that I paid money for.
>>578415723FVLL
>>578416401
>>578416595もっと早く
>>578416416yes i do beacuse i bought the game
>>578415287chaiker banned from the frontpage
I can't wait for a patch that makes the not-necromorphs teleport onto clients for a guaranteed stim-tax hit, the same way they did with the rupture strain pre-rework
We're not getting anything on Gamescom you buffoons
>>578417047haha I knew it. who would be dumb enough to believe there was anything else coming. see you guys in 6 months for a cape or some shit
>>578417047>This really was all the content they could muster in 6 months
>>578417036pro-tip: if you punch them in the face when they lunge you don't get stim taxedliteral ingame flavortext tip: if you shoot their arms you don't get stim taxed
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>578415723sorry my internet let you guys down lobby is 3/4
>>578417047Really? 2 new enemies is all the content they could make in 3 months??
>>578387453>>578417608
>>578417476Sure, you mind showing me in a webm real quick?
>>578388886kill yourself
automatons turned me mum into slurry
>>578412784No one cares faggot
>>578417047At this point fuck it. They can have Super Earth, it's right over there.
>>578396961>23 years later i'm allowed to ruin every other thread on different boards with itThis but unironically
>>578417476>if you shoot their arms you don't get stim taxed>not the claws, which are 200hp and medium pen anyway>the fucking armsArrowhead confirmed for not playtesting their own fucking game even once, holy shit. Don't try to LARP as a master of grand masters because not even one of them could pull this off with the degree of speed and consistency that the game demands in practice.You would have to be a literal superhuman or aimbot to do this.
>>578417608Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>578418175you cared enough to reply :^)
uh oh tr*nime troon melty
>>578417476You can't cancel their lunge like hunters with melees, you can only flinch them if they're not lunging.The only thing that can cancel their lunge is stagger weapons or killing them.
Fuck Anime
As a GFL enjoyer, i am so sorry for this turdie
lobby doko
>>578419152post the real one
>>578419152is that obelix
>>578419264you got it
>>578380512>>578386910don't use dx11
I caved and got the warbond for the stim pistol
>>578418753Sex with Voymastina.
>>578420172Now you will realise how shit it handles
>>578420172You are only supposed to buy chemical agents for the gas grenade anon...
>>578386910use dx11
>>578418607the only one having a meltdown here is g1
>>578420172You must be desperate for cock, anon.
Found new cultist footage from another leaker however it's on a pre 60 day patch build https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06e4JL1G0Z4
Why don't the Illuminate just take Rirga Bay and cut off the forces inside the Void? Are they stupid?
>>578420573Isn't this where the first gif of playable cultist came from? The one Ironsights kept behind a paywall?
what happened to the rest of the Helldrivers warbond? Where's the Mini quasar? Where's the Ombushman?
I don't have enough fucking heavy ammo for all these Crushers, Veracitors and Harvesters. And the fleshmobs are too chunky.
>>578420720no this is a different dude, you don't see any of the smaller bladed squids or any outposts
>still no bolt pistol and meltagun nerfswhat's their deal
>>578420573>a faction that actually plays like active, alive and dangerous combatantsNaturally they scrapped this as it was too unique and difficult, while their Swezzat dictates that they need to say that they were just too generic and didn't fit the fantasy.You do not hate arrowhead enough.
>>578421531Bodied that dalit, well done
>>578419602>>578420357WHICH ONE IS IT
>>578421869dx11 is not compatible with the campaign screen which i think is what you have open in that screenshot. So if you care about that stop using dx11, if you don't and feel like it improves performance, keep using dx11
>still no supply pack buff>still no RR buff>still no orbital napalm buffWhat's their deal?
>>578421580They listened to the playerbase and made them less active, less dangerous, and less alive. Nobody who plays this game actually wants enemies with initiative that will kill you if you ignore them, so they did the only sane reasonable non-spiteful non-malicious thing and removed something interesting, which is the main thing the community wants them to do. Everything interesting in this game only exists because the playerbase is too lazy or ignorant to militate for it's removal. That's so amazing and I love when Arrowhead listens to the community because the community is so subhuman. I love "the community" I love "the playerbase" I love faggots on twitter that complain about everything on twitter. No weapon should have below 50 ergonomics and all guns should have their recoil cut in half. Who even likes using guns with low ergonomics and high recoil? Clearly no one. I am transgender and indian and swedish.
>>578422001Christ i thought my GPU was finally dying.Does DX11 no longer improve performance on low spec PC or something?
>>578422163it probably still helps but i can't personally verify that. I just know that we had a few anons panicking here when they first added the campaign overview
>>578422163>Does DX11 no longer improve performance on low spec PC or something?It depends.
>>578422043>No weapon should have below 50 ergonomics and all guns should have their recoil cut in halfthis but unironically
>>578422274How long has that been going on? I haven't played for months when i got bored and heard that the game can actually kill my PC. I just reinstalled it recently.>>578422314Depends on what?
>>578391386shut up kike. preordering is horseshit and the downfall of gaming.
>>578422437I'm going to unironically give you your first prostate orgasm.
>>578420795all cut content now Anon if your lucky we get it in a few month
>>578422043Man, nerftroons always make it so obvious that they don't play the game at all
Drip or drown?I could go extra retard with the Free-Spirited Spangles cape to make them look like a literal manchild.
>>578405135Youve never seen 23 million people diving. theres like 50k players. tops.
>>578422820if i catch you riding with me in a frv im going to drive it into a lake to drown us both
>>57842307023 million is the number of copies sold, anon.
>>578406390All galactic war is rigged.
>>578423212Jokes on you, I'm the one driving the FRV.We were going into the lake anyways.
>>578409308the closeted robosexual
>>578422580A little while, the feature's pretty new. HD2 doesn't support DX11 officially so I don't expect them to fix it, but as far as I know it's just a visual thing.>Depends on whaton your system. Some people get reduced performance with dx11, some get better performance.
We all get the anti goyim death beam
>>578422580>Depends on what?On the game.
what went wrong bros
>>578423903nothing
>>578423903I like the bastion, I might actually start unlocking patterns for the tank.
>>578423903nothing. tank lobbies with /hdg/ are always kino.
>>578423903You need two gay dudes to operate it
>>578423903It's designed to require two people to function (casement tank instead of rotating turret, restricted gunner POV) and some people can't accept that forcing teamwork in a team game is good design.
>>578420573Honestly sureal seeing this much working content removed basically last minute. And they look good, iconic even. What the fuck is up with this dev team?
>>578417047These fucking people are embezzling at this point. 6 months for 2 enemies and hastily tacked on COVID molecules as a """""new biome""""".
>>578424982It's literally that fucking Mikeal faggot who is the game director. He scrapped the cultist. He's responsible for all the miserable decisions this game has made since launch. Pilestedt had to step in and bitch slap him once or twice because he was so retarded he was threatening to actually ruin the company. But they can't admit wrongdoing that they put a complete retard in charge so there he stays.
>>578423903The next vehicle we get should be a Shilka-style gatling tank. AP5 rotary cannon that utterly shreds chaff and eviscerates smaller heavies.
>>578415723ggs lads
>>578425440Best you can get is AP3 take it or leave it.
>>578420573Don't worry, we're getting them after the DSS crew gets fully possessed.
>>578425440The next vehicle should be AH actually making driving not complete ass
>>578420573How would you balance it?This shit does not look fun to fight against
How long till these shit devs nerf the oil truck? Stealing objectives with it is too fucking funny.
>>578421580>blaming arrowhead for removing difficult contentlol
>>578423568Holy shit you are retarded. Dx11 is for the poorest poor fags on 10+ yo hardware because ALL new CPU/GPUs are built for async code which isn't supported by dx11
>>578413828scan says it has a trojan
>new stockholm is getting voidedFinally some good fucking news
>11 planets lost Squidfags might be bigger jobbers than the bugdivers
>>578423903>went wrong>you get it for free (unlike HD1)>Shitload of ammo, unlike mechs>Cannon can one shot most heavies >Coaxial HMG gets rid of chaff>Did i mention you get 2000 rounds of HMG?>trivializes Bugs and Squids>still amazing on bots if you pack a shield generator whenever there is a bot drop>You can call in up to 3 of them (unlike HD1)The only reason it doesn’t get picked more is that most of the playerbase are genuine dolts. The amount of Pubbies who ignore the chat, don’t vc, or don’t get in the tank when I'm near them is mind boggling. Most people dont like to drive it, which is fair but i’m usually the driver 90% of the time and sometimes they still don’t want to get in and die horribly. It is really is a unique vehicle in the game. It has its gimmick but I like being the driver and tank commander, while the gunner gets to be my underling, no other stratagem gives this dynamic. Someone has to drive while the other gets to shoot, hell some people don’t know that you have to reload the gun manually. Co-operation is mandatory and if it happens, it’s great. If it doesn’t, then it’s a waste of slot.What’s even funnier is that almost no-one brings this to Commando missions despite being THE best stratagem to bring in that type of mission.The playerbase really doesn’t know any better. No wonder everything in the game has to be dumbed down for them.It’s grim.
>>578425440Light Assault Exo>smaller>faster>lighter armor>2 ap3 laser guns (like the sickle)>you enter from the front>the back has a hellbomb attached you can activate from behind
>>578426841I'm wondering if they're grabbing so many cause the moment we capture the void source planet it all just goes back to normal. But knowing Swedes they wanna show that SE is incompetent so it's unlikely.
>>578426438The fuck you talking about?
Izzat status?
>>578426841
>>578427051>The joke is that we lost a fuck ton of planets but SE still sees it as a winEither that or the void disappears but the planets remain captured for future filler MOs
>>578411387Is it still possible?
>>578427051The next two or three filler MOs will just be to recapture those planets.We should deliberately sabotage this MO just to see what would happen.
>>578427093nta but if you drive the GATER to where the seismic probe will land it'll land ontop and get stuck in the back of the GATER so you can just drive off with it. Also the turret on it fucks up everything so if you want you can also just use the truck to clear outposts.
why the fuck is there no mean green tankevery other camo is there, including the other legendary warbonds
>>578423903as opposed to all the chirping faggots that won't give you a real answer because le heckin epic chungus tank: it's too slow and it handles like shit. even the absolute piece of shit it's based on somehow manages to drive better than an overladen semihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fARGfVA7Mm8
>>578427259>30% of reinforcements spent attributed to bugdivers since they made it galaxy-wide>despite making up only 20% of the population at the time>untold percent attributable to tourists coming back for a big updatenot the zing you think it is
>>578427274>>578427365You two are probably right they'll be released but we have to recapture them all over again...but they'll be occupied by cultists!this is my cope
>>578427573>30% of reinforcements spent attributed to bugdiver
I had fun with SEAF today
>>578420573don't worry bros we are getting cultists on next illuminate update
>scenes like these are happening all over the /hdg/ lobbies!
>>578423903A real MBT would be nice instead of that stupid tank destroyer, give it the same damage output as the ultimatum and MG stalwart and we’d be cool
>>578427941They're waiting with the cultists for the next warbond
>>578423903i don't know why but every hdg fag that brings the bastion gets massive tunnel vision and fucks off to do anything but the objective and side objectives and besides is boring either just piloting or just shooting glad that the avarage pubie does not use it
Okay, laser dawg was the thing missing from my squigger setup
>>578427520It at the very least doesn't seem like too hard of a problem to fix. Everything else about the tank but its handling seems fine to me.
>>578427612Actually I think it's more >>578408298
>>578426657what do you think the "depends on your system" meant, midwit?god i hate retarded browns like you, fuck off to some shithole site based around your native tongue
>>578428106What's funny is the S-tank was outclassed by its contemporaries within only a few years. It looks cool though, I'll give it that.
>weekend>zero fucking lobbiesso is this the power of squids?
I'm sorry if this has been talked to death by why is everyone and their mother thinking there's something more to this MO than what we have already?This is fucking Arrowhead, the Kings of Disappointment.
>>578429024I have been doing nothing but playing, hosting and joining squid lobbies here for the past week and I am fucking bored man I am tired I don't want to anymore
>>578429029two years of dogshit content, a half baked faction with an entire subfaction (the real faction) missing despite being close to finished for at a full yearit is simply beyond belief that THIS is it.
>>578427731>200 million starting reinforcements +210 million over the course of cyberstan liberation>only 200 million spent on cyberstan itselfyou're right, it's closer to 50% LOL
>>578429329Honestly squids like a fairly complete faction with the Invasion Fleet modifier where you get every single type of squid unit. You didn't get the cultists you wanted and that's a shame, but it would be cynical to say they aren't complete if they just made Invasion Fleet illuminate the baseline.
>>578426841it isn't even incompetence, just joel throwing a hissy fit and spamming invasions left and right
>>578429639Squids are the only well rounded faction
I LOVE the maxigun! (on D7)
>>578429329oh and you can't forget arrowhead's teasing/mocking of our desire for cultists on multiple occasions which is annoying if they are coming but haven't yet, and actually infuriating if they're scrapped
Tried D8, now i want to Dial8 devs squidgina
>>578430178based lowerdifficultyfunhaverdiver
When you accept the Helldivers are just flashclones the lore becomes better.
The dev themselves doesn't give a shit about the loreIt's just a vehicle to send out their grievances against their own player
>>578430364There are a good handful of items cock blocked by D7+ but doing lower level missions just to use different stuff is fun
>>578429620Raped retard forgot about the 3 planets "The Raped" had to get raped on to even get to their humiliation ritual on Troonistan, split attacks between Aurora and Merak and the forced defense on Chort and Lesath because you failed the media literacy vote.But hey, at least you tried LOL. Better luck next time, rapeoid.
>>578430812I want to rape this cat
>>578430905
hot take the mission levels should be merged>trivial stays the same good for new players and sc farming>level 2-3 should be merged>level 4-6 should be merged>level 7-10 should be mergedthis should make easier for balancing the game
>>578430905I think you should go, Gucci
bugfags would have abandoned the SEAFs btw
>>578431223If they wanted to make things simple they would also get rid of durability damage and instead of having several different numbers of heavy penetration and anti-tank we just have a fixed one for each AP category. But they won't, because they'd rather have their retarded math.
>>578423903forward facing gun instead of a turretno forward facing MG for the driverno repair tool
>>578427962What did it even explode on
>>578430890foreplay doesn't count
Final attack will be on Rirga so Joel can do his epic nailbiting race against the clock
>>578431480>repairStop asking for this.
>>578426871>What’s even funnier is that almost no-one brings this to Commando missions despite being THE best stratagem to bring in that type of mission.elaborate
Notice how all attacks conveniently finish before we liberate Seasse
>>578423903They still don't have a collab with Re:Zero. Seriously this shit is unplayable.
>>578426871>The playerbase really doesn’t know any better. No wonder everything in the game has to be dumbed down for them.People know it's good. Those that don't are retarded and don't know how to reload the cannon. The problem is that it's boring.yeah i could sit and gun for you throughout an entire mission but it's so fucking boring
What the fuck are chinese hosts even doing
People really were overstating how bad the ergonomics on the one-two are. It feels pretty good to shoot.
>>578432679its goated on squids - shoot boolets while needed, kill warpships with alt fire, replenish with gazillion ammo boxes all around the colony.
>>578427412Not just the probe. You can move the flag raise, uplink and bomb drill on the gater. It has 125000hp with ap7 armour and basically you are fucking stupid not to cover it in mortars and drive it around like a katyusha
>>578432246Tell me anon, what do you want to use your limited amount of call ins on?>one orbital strikeOr>a tank that can clear the whole map for you if there is a competent driver + gunnerFor cuckmando missions you want stratagems that will last a long time, like queso cannon, or clear an objective by itself like orbital laser.
>>578431973>don't ask for things the previous game had because...>just don't, okay?
>>578427731>>578429620>>578430890Limited to AP3
>>578432246Part of the challenge of Commando missions is being cut-off from stratagems and re-supplies. They are only available when you call in the destroyer for a limited time.So bringing the Bastion to these missions is the best because that anon is gay and fucking retarded. I don't bring the bastion to commando missions because i want a break from regular gameplay and a different kind of challenge, not because I want to stomp everything in my fucking tank that is essentially a super destroyer that me and some other dude get to take with us. I want to sneak in, plant C4, and get out without any alerts. Not roll over everything in my tank destroyer. Just play regular missions if you want that.
>>578426871>Requires, at most, two people to use effectivelyNah, I'm good.
>>578432679All it needs is more ammo and or grenades by default.The grenade launcher is wimpy as fuck too.
First time making a lobby and playing d10, will do missions wherever people want to drop more steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000021058/76561199466510494
>>578432679Most players are retarded dirt eaters. Very few weapons in the game have any ergo. Most are 0-25 ergo so when you pay for the fix with physique or grit you get a flat +30/40 ergo and an instant 100%+ handling which your smooth brain thinks is a good thing.
>>578433351Private
>>578432935>>578433182>what do you want to use your limited amount of call ins on?I tend to drop near a base or two and throw my limited laser and 380, then bounce to activate reinforcements and weapon/backpack. I had considered mechs in the past but they drew too much attention even when left behind, so the tank was never considered. Also I do like to do commando missions 'as intended', stealthily. and solo, because I have only one friend to play withI see the reasoning, just thought there was some secret sauce strat that I was unaware of
>>578432679it feels as bad as any low ergo weapon which is a matter of preferencei hate it
>>578433448its set to public
>>578433351Failed
>>578433661>>578433448Imagine anon finding out he's on the list this way, grim
the only thing that bothers me about abdo is how plasticky it all feelsthat is grade-Super rapemeatgive it some fucking heft and make those tits fight the breastplate for space
>>578430905Why are anime haters like this?
>>578433661NTA It still says failed to join
>>578425440Imagine if they would've given us one of these in the 40k warbond
>>578434035All 40k tanks look shit and gay so it's good they didn't
>>578433567The game is torn between the swiggers wanting a more tactical shooter like arma and Sony wanting CoD unc money. Ergo exists to give weight to weapons and this is the opposite feel to fast arcade shit like CoD. You like arcade shit. You are a casual slip eater. Which is fine but ergo really does nothing and you are an idiot for thinking it does, HMG has 0 ergo btw. Still one of the best weapons and fucking easy to use if you change the RPM and crouch.
>this guy went from grabbing you and almost oneshotting you with the slap in medium armor to just oneshotting you at any armor tier the moment any of his fingers touch you
>>578434339Too bad they barely spawn in favor of these pieces of shit
>>578434339>he dies to the uggo mechs
>>578434179I've been using the HMG recently and I can't shake the feeling that it's actually easier to control at higher RPMs. I think the higher speeds let you fire more shots before the gun gets really off target, but that might be wrong.
>>578434489Literally had to hold my ground against a horde of other enemies at LZ on top of a hill and this guy bumrushed and phased through terrain, touched me and deleted me.
>>57842671227 false positives? you'll get the same thing when scanning cheat engineyou can always delete it after you're done which I plan on doing, even now as I'm writting this I got everything that was locked behind SCs, everything with 5000+ still in the bank, but I kinda want to reach 10k for savings before deleting the files
>>578434179i want cool scopes i want attachments on call in weapons!!!
>>578433351taking another shot at putting the lobby up steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243006616207/76561199466510494
>>578430905tell me your helldivers2 friend code so I can block you
>>578434843Someone needs to show sven that real militaries have these on their weapons. I remember someone posted a clip of US army guys reloading some other guys gun and Arrowhead instantly put in team reloading without the needing to wear the backpack because they were afraid they were going to be called out for their larp
>join chinese lobby>suddenly have thousands more SC than beforeuh
>>578434843which mod is this
>>578429620>only 6.4 accidentals Why does AH keep advertising team killing as a huge part of the HD2 experience?
>>5784349642/4
>>578434179>ergo really does nothing
>>578433080>wanting a feature just because it existed in the previous gameThis is one of the stupidest arguments anyone could ever make with regards to game features.
Well shit, what stopped the squids from voiding the galaxy in the first place? If they can just do it whenever they want, logically what is stopping them from just spamming continuously?
>>578435190>wanting something you previously had but hasn't been granted with no good reason as for whyBeing maliciously idiotic will just have you branded a retard, retard.
>>578435108Because they don't want to leave their roots behind and magicka was carried by funny accidentals.
>>578434179>HMG has 0 ergo btwyeah and it feels awful to swing it around to shoot anything moving sideways>BOY DO I LOVE HAVING MY AIM BE DELAYED AT ALL TIMESit sucks and i don't care about whatever reddit nusoi speak you try to blurt out in a defense of the dog shit you pretend to enjoy to seem special
>>578434964Anon got his shit working, get in here
>>5784349643/4 now
>>578434964Full up
>>578435348So will making disingenuous and bad faith arguments, which is why I refuse to humor you.
>>578424489Helldivers is not a team game past superficial elements.Helldivers will not be a team game if it continues on its current path.Helldivers should not be a team game.Outliers like /hdg/ or the Kaicord do not change this.The median player is too retarded or cynical to play it as a team game.The sooner you swallow this bitter pill, the better.
>>578394217That's just the supply pack being cracked.
>>578433289Take two more
>>578434964Some one left 3/4
>>578434964back to 3/4 since a guy dropped
>>578435284Needed void juice
>>578436048Hey, just a heads up. Im going to replace that doro with the robutt and post it next thread.
>>578435916I understand where AH is coming from with using a tank destroyer that needs at least two people to function at least. Imagine if we had a normal tank but with the usual battlefield shit where the driver is also the gunner. How are you gonna balance 4 fully functional tanks running amok? Even a single Bastion right now rolls over D10 in capable hands.
>>578435074https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11057Has a bunch of options you can choose from for each different weapon.
>>578436250You have my blessing
>three dives>30 SC so farIf I keep up this pace I'll be set for life in 8 or 9 years
>>578436252Not that anon, but I'd like the driver to have something to do as well. A driver-controlled MMG/stalwart turret mounted on top or something like that wouldnt break the balance I think, but it'd mean driver wouldnt be just glorified taxi driver
>invite a guy from /hdg/ to my game>he calls down a ABDL support weapon
>>578413828too much work for me to bother
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243008937588/76561197962839239kill some squiggers
>>578435916You didn't play the game at launch. AH wanted to make a squad shooter but Sony need the money from GaaS slop eaters who are ultra casual morons
>>5784378022/4
>>578437018>ABDL support weaponIs it worth winning the war if we have to unleash such weapons?
>>578437802full
>>578435190It's the most basic requirement of a sequel. What's the point of making a second game if you strip features?
>>578435916This is the truth. Pubbies are brain dead.
>>578407870>actually believing this is realkek hdgiggers will fall for anything huh
>>578438635Yeah dude. Where's my shared camera??
>>578438635You could look at dozens upon dozens of game sequels that have taken out features from their previous installments because they were completely fucking stupid. But you won't, because it wouldn't serve your argument.
>>578429639And only now after nearly two years are they a mostly complete faction. Two years that were completly unnecessary, and only happened because the director wanted his 80s larp fantasy.
>hmm, today i will print money>run scan of money printer>look inside
>>578437018That's hot. Abdodiver flaunting her big diapered butt all over the place and pooping in it which has a gas effect and kills enemies just from the smell.
>>578439398That's kinda on you for breaking the law nigga.
>>578439398Just buy it instead.
>>578393259>>578393136Problems with the Epoch>30 god damn fucking spread, a full fucking order of magnitude greater than its peers.The epoch is "ALMOST" a "thinking man's support weapon" in that knowledge of enemy hitboxes and careful aim can let you get one-hit kills against targets. But that generally requires hitting small targets like hulk visors or that sweet spot on the spine of the charger where the epoch can bleed them out with one hit from the front. The 30 spreads prevents this from being true. It removes the opportunity for skill expression since the round just flies out of the barrel cockeyed. This spread needs to be brought in line with the EAT/Quasar/RR/etc. Fuck all the fucking trannies saying that they can hit the enemies just fine at 100m with 30 spread. It's not about hitting the ENEMY. It's about hitting the often grapefruit sized sweet spots that let the epoch match or surpass the other AT weapons in killing potential. With 30 spread you are not consistently hitting a grapefruit sized target at 100m. Skill is removed with 30 spread and it comes down to fucking luck.>abysmal explosion radiusthe tiny AOE prevents the Epoch from flexing into its advertised light horde clear roll. An increase would let it pull double duty for killing groups of lighter enemies while also increasing the effective size of sweet spots like the aforementioned charger spine, or the effective damage vs dragon roaches. An increase in AOE would also make the epoch a viable anti-vox engine weapon.>malicious magazine size/ammo economyIf you aren't hitting those sweetspots, then the epoch often needs 2 hits to kill a priority target. You only have a 3 round magazine. When down to 1 round you are encouraged to reload early to avoid being stuck with a charge>reload>charge situation in the heat of battle. This wastes 33% of the magazine. Larger magazines would alleviate this and make POI ammo boxes more efficient at replenishing ammo.
>>578391203re-familiarize yourself with your basic controls and mouse sensitivity on a quick D1 match, then jump back to D9 and unlock D10.
>get the most kills>0 friendly fire>randomly kicked by sub 100 level hostFucking niggers
>warp away with my warp pack as negromorph starts his jumps>he turns mid-air like a guided missile to hit me anywayI LOVE REALISMWE GET ALL THE REALISMENEMIES GET ALL THE SPACE MAGIC
So hows the Arc Nade Launcher with the new 40k passive?
>>578440356You eat through your ammo 30% faster for the same results.
>>578440185he won, you lost
>>578440301The necromorph was made with Illuminate tech. Your warp pack was made with Illuminate tech. You really don't think it can track you when you're warping?
>>578440536Even if it could, why should it be able to turn mid-air? Once you're commited to a jump you can't just change direction
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15350https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13037
>>578440185You stole his thunder you silly goose and so you must return to the freezer.
>>578440356still can't reliably do what it's supposed to
>>578440661Nice codpiece bro.
>>578438954What's stupid about a repair tool for vehicles?
AbdoGODS winning right now!
>>578400620recommended wholeheartedly:>TF2 Sentry sounds: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/618Adds the little chirping noises that team fortress 2 sentries have. Both the passive seeking noise and the alert chirp that precedes them mag dumping down range. It helps a ton with helping maintain situation awareness of nearby sentries. Both that they exist and that they just went hot.>quasar sound redesign fan fix: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9048Adds a little "super earth jingle" sound that plays when the quasar has finished cooling down.>Scope and ballistic reticle for leveler: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11195adds a simple funnel sight with point of aim markings for a handful of ranges.>ballistic drop crossbow reticle: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/989Adds point of aim markers to the crossbow's scope for a variety of ranges (also impacts any other weapon that uses that scope)>Scope for bullet storm: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13197Adds a reflex sight to the expendable machinegun.consider this:>silent laughter: https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8372Silences the laugh emote. I like the laugh emote. I do not like plebbitors spamming the laugh emote 100 times in a row.
>>578440864>first thing he looks at is the dick
>>578441081Lower the difficulty
>>578441081>Whole lotta trashShader mod is the only one required to remove the garbage fog filters they added with city tiles
>>578400620https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1034https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1076
>>578440972Muh grunt fantasy
>>578439545>$300 of 'FTP' contentno thank you
>>578400620Better Map Markers / Reticles"Lonestar Cowboy Hat"Eardrum-friendly Infusion
>>578400620Abdo for all armors in the game
>>578439398Doesn't the !rfn part at the end mean that the antivirus got that detection from a schizophrenic hallucination?As in it's a false-positive.
Why was the narrative justification for resistance going down a second time on Seasse?
Why should AH do cutscenes or special gameplay when you can just write text blurbs that take 5 minutes to work on and seem to satiate the fandom?
>>578439398here are my results after using the tool to garner 40k+ SCs and buying everything, I'm sure it's safe to use, I trust what strangers on the internet say, and so should youbut if you're so scared I guess could host a lobby and you can reap the benefits without the possibility of a malicious program inhabiting you're computer, don't think we'll be able to afk in the ship, but if we load a mission, then it should work since when one player attains resources of any kind, it goes to everyone, should be around 2k-3k SCs an hour
If we lose this MO we lose the war.
>>578439398>tool designed to bypass security>triggers windows defenderimagine my shock
>>578442932Have you tried doing research on your own for a change?
>>578442996why write flavor text when AI can generate two sentences of slop
>>578443409We're not gonna, relax.
>>578442996Cutscenes are the ultimate goyslop
>>578443748Dont forget to lift the balls while youre cleaning their dick
>>578443626Who is so impossibly lazy that they can't write two measly sentences?
>>578443748Not when used in moderation. The game's intro is a cutscene.
>>578443949Theres only a few famously great games that dont have cut scenes. HL1 is literally the only one I can think of, but I am having trouble working out a turd after a massive bong rip so I am somewhat pre-occupied.
>>578444212Half Life uses interactive cutscenes to keep immersion.
>>5784409721. The REP-80 shot out a healing beam that could heal players as well as vehicles, and be upgraded to chain to heal multiple targets at once. Do you not see the inherent problem in that single sentence?2. While we're on the subject of shit from the previous game, I'm sure you'd like the Angel backpack to be added back to the game too. What could go wrong with a Guard Dog style drone that automatically healed any teammates nearby with an instant-target beam?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243016038144/uvp gamma
>>578443270Some Chinese guy must've done this to me. Ended up with 5k credits after I joined him in a d10 mission. Bro had no cooldown on warp pack and god mode as well.
>>578442932The elite 3-person science team finally making progress I guess or the squids throwing everything they have at us in a counteroffensive.
>>578444595i love seeing zoomers cry about HL1/2's cutscenes because their fried brains can't skip them
>>578444676fvll
>>578444670>Do you not see the inherent problem in that single sentence?Do you not see how much of a faggot you sound?
>HMG>True Grit>Supply PackFEELINGS: OFFRAPE: ON
>>578444910*mogs your itty bitty teeny baby biceps* (+30 ergo)
>>578444904All right, I guess you could have just said "I concede," that would've taken less time and effort.
>>57844392759°18'48.5"N 18°04'09.3"E
Lobby...doko...
>>578445139I have used every single armour and this is the best one.
>>578445175I would like to apologize for my behavior.
>>578445169>Nooooo! We cant have the rep 80 because.... LOOK, YOU COME UP WITH A REASON, OKAY?
>>578444212Are you going to eat that chicken?
>>578444670>1. The REP-80 shot out a healing beam that could heal players as well as vehicles, and be upgraded to chain to heal multiple targets at once. Do you not see the inherent problem in that single sentence?No. No one does.>2. While we're on the subject of shit from the previous game, I'm sure you'd like the Angel backpack to be added back to the game too. What could go wrong with a Guard Dog style drone that automatically healed any teammates nearby with an instant-target beam?Yes, what is wrong with that?
>>578445204>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243016038144/Chill d10.
Running whatever people wantsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243016177952/76561198027168760
Make sure to give your mystery meat shipmaster a firm pat for keeping your destroyer in tip-top condition.
>>578445494failed to join
>>578445494>>578445447>failed to joinAHHHHHH
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243011981418/76561197994359027
If the game gets any easier I'm going to start falling asleep half way through missions. How easy is easy enough for you people? Why does D10 have to be this easy?
>>578445797Play with a stratagem randomizer
>>578445797t. quickplayer who runs off on his own 400m away from the team
>>578445797Go play a different game. Maybe Destiny 1 would be more your speed.
>>5784457273/4 we dropped
>>578445931I'm not going to play with four support weapons to make the game harder. I already avoid using strats like orbital napalm and orbital laser. I've been using a lot of anti-tank mines and eagle cluster lately. I think they have potential but I don't think I'm using them as well as I could. >>578445974Nope. I mostly play in HDG lobbies because it's almost impossible to get a quickplay lobby that doesn't have at least one solofag. A lot of the times they don't even clear objectives. It'll take them like ten minutes to do one outpost. >>578446050What do you find fun about the game being this easy? Why are you so opposed to the hardest difficulty being even slightly hard? Why not just play on one of the nine other difficulty options?
>>578446386>I mostly play in HDG lobbies>because it's almost impossible to get a quickplay lobbyso you don't host your own games and you play with NEETs with +1000 hoursgame2ez guess you should uninstall
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243017659858/76561198994365851actual d10 commando ops this time instead of forgetting i was playing on d7 like a retard
>>578386847>guys we're totally getting something huge for the anniversary>guys we're totally getting something huge for the game awards>guys we're totally getting something huge for gamescom
So what happened to the rest of the content from the scrapped FRV warbond like the tanto? When the fuck will we get the incinerator FRV?
>if i die, it is never my fault>if we fail, my teammates suck>if i don't have any, its because the game sucks>and it sucks because everything I can use has a downside or drawback to using it>and I will never, for any reason, lower the difficulty>not even to farm super credits, for I buy every warbond on release>not because I support Arrowhead>i just really don't like wasting my time farming
>>578446651The last lobby I played in had two players under level 30. The other guy was around level 130. We cleared D10 with very little difficulty. The low level players were better than I expected honestly, but you can clear D10 with little effort if you have four players that aren't retarded. D10 has no challenge for a group of four players that know what they are doing, especially if they take the strongest gear, which I rarely do personally. Why shouldn't the hardest difficulty have any challenge in it for people that are paying attention? What I meant by saying quickplay was just playing with randoms. I used to host my own games and use the SOS beacon, but I got frustrated with how bad the average game was with the number of solofags. Frankly I don't notice as big of a difference as people say I should when I host, but that might be because of the difference between the lobby host and the network host. I don't notice much of a difference when I play solo either, however.
>>578445797>How easy is easy enough for you peopleWhen every enemy becomes like pre-buff gunships (which needs to be reverted btw)
>>578447065strange choice of file, anon
>>5784468142/4, let's drop
>join game>run to nearest objective/camp to the team>team gets left behind doing who knows what the fuck>i clear the obj/camp and proceed to the next one>team still behind doing whatever the fuck they're doing>i clear the next obj/camp and proceed to the next one>i'm now a "solofag" "soloing away from the team"ok
>>578447065>obese negresse
>die>friend tries to reinforce me>game freezes for sixty seconds>game disconnects me from the lobby>this happens literally every time they try to call me inWhat the fuck. Anyone have any idea what could be causing this? HD2 has always sorta stuttered but it's happened for every single call-in bar the first today. I don't think it can be related to zooming out or spawning the pod or whatever since I load into the maps fine.
>>578447358>I don't notice much of a difference when I play solo either, howeverlower your draw distance to the minimumthat's what determines the distance a patrol spawns
>>5784446763/4
>>578446814>cuckmmandonuh uh
add offline mode now.add offline mode now.add offline mode now.add offline mode now.add offline mode now.
>>578447787https://files.catbox.moe/84eeoa.jpgShe 15
>>578447887>>578430905
>>578448106fuck i wanted to quote >>578447940 instead of >>578447887
>>578447382>(which needs to be reverted btw)You do not play the game.
>>578448283add offline mode now.
I can't believe people are getting filtered by crushers, they're basically leg-meta chargers except they don't charge and you don't need AT
>>578447665verify files and remove the shader cache in your %appdata%>roaming>arrowhead folderthis is swigger territory and you can't be sure exactly what went wrong this time
>>578448881Man. I tried that the first time but I'll try it again. Wish me luck I guess.
this gun looks like cool mint
>>578448759Except going for the leg is one of the shittiest ways to kill it.Made that way out of spite because it made sense for chargers but credit given where it is due it makes sense on crushers.Their baby head is the true weakspot hidden under the helmet.Just tap it with something with heavy pen until the helm pops off and the 300 HP head that does not regenerate is exposed.Even three senator shots can pop the helmet off.
>>578449030
>>578448759The answer, as it always has been on squids, is flak AC.
>>578449085I meant leg meta as in you break the armor then shoot the weak point it was covering
>>578445139>gets shredded during the reload timelol
>>578449030>21/25you're that bored, huh?
Leveling the blitzer is a pain.Thank God we have the Talon to ease the pain of levelling shitty weapons.This weapon is so jank and anemic, half the time it doesn't even hit anything and even when it does a fart would do more damage.Not to mention it's fire rate is pure rancid dogshit.>lugging around 30KGs worth of equipmentNo problem.>shooting a 50 BMG equivalent machine gun while walking and actually somewhat keeping it on targetNo problem.>cranking a shitty super soakerThat is just too hard.
>>578445494back to 3/4 we are doing bots
>>578444676Game crashed.
I personally dont think the crushers are children for 2 reasons1: They just make generic "spooky zombie" sounds2: Arrowhead doesnt have the balls to actually do that
>>578446814back down to 3/4, join bls
>>578448960good luck broif all else fails nuke the whole arrowhead appdata folder, just know that this will reset all your settings and keybinds
>>578450482They sound like babies that have been pitched and slowed down.
>>578450508failed to join
>>578449810The Blitzer is a pretty decent weapon on squids, though.
>>578450575And? I've seen plenty of zombie games use a similar theme and theyre not children.
Prediction>we complete the mo>void disappears>we need to retake the planets anyway>portal to void remains open>UVP Alpha/Beta/Gamma remain in the void so no "content" (reskinned biomes) is removed
Whats the gas grenade even do and why do people shill it against squids?
>>578450938It makes hordes more manageable.
>>578450938It spreads a gas cloud like orbital gas strike or gas mines. I haven't used it, but it's generally considered the best grenade for managing big groups of soft enemies.
>>578450938Gas confuses enemies and makes them friendly fire. It works well to control hordes of enemies.
>>578449810But anon, leveling up the Blitzer is super easy. Just pick up a fallen teammate's primary at the very first opportunity and use that for the entire mission, you'll still get experience towards whatever weapon you dropped with.
>>578450938gas effectively works like a one way wall for enemies. They get stuck in it while you're able to shoot them through it. Its also not instantly lethal to divers, so players can stim through the damage in tight situations.
What exactly blows up squid portals?
>>578451446everything that kills a fab or a bug hole retard
>>578451446they're just bot fabsthrow any grenade through the hole or slam it with a giga grenade if you're lazy
saying gg in a PvE game feels strange but a good game is a good game
>>578445494>>578450325CAM ON 3/4
>>578451446They're basically the same as bot fabricators, but you can only throw a grenade in while they are open. If you can see a void that looks like space, throw a grenade in there. Anything like Eagle Airstrike should destroy it regardless.
Highly volatile leandivers
>>578451446If they are in the open, you can drop strategems; if they are not active (closed shutter circle) , you need to wait for them to open or hit with 40(?) demoforce to destroy. If you use melta mines, you can drop it down and shoot to destroy it (causing the explosion) or you can either use Grenade pistol or pick a support weapon that can destroy them, i really like the gas harpoon launcher, stable trajectory and can snipe the whole outpost to continue clearing the map.
>>578451446Embrace the melta gun and one shot them without having to think
>>578449810>wear light armor>hold the sprint key>slow your fire rate down just enough to initiate a sprint backwards between shots>hold the trigger down while diving consecutively>rotate between targets>bring any guard dog, or reds and greens that can clear a kiteALTERNATIVELY>equip gunslinger>equip talon>equip blitzer>never unequipthe choice is yours
>>578451718communist WHORE
>>578449810Once you get used to the stun timer and know how to pick your targets when surrounded you'll be finet. leveled it to 25 without swapping to other things
actually jumpscared me
>>578451446Dynamite in its general area.
>>578451446WASP locks on and one-taps them.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243022901667D10 cyborgs
>>578450686It does okay against voteless but against wretches have janky ass hitboxes making it even more jank to use against them sometimes taking up to 4 zaps to kill.>>578451127I'm not a thieving nigger, even if they won't need it.>>578452358Works well with oxygenator slides too but you run out of stamina extremely fast.>>578452675I'm at the worst part of leveling it, the 20 to 25 range. This last stretch will be awful.
>>578451446my dick
>>5784529912/4
>>5784529913/4
>>578452991FULL
I crashed, rejoin.
>>578452991I got disconnected.
>Friendly fired by a SEAF with an MG for the dozenth time
>>578454115They have the same code as sentries that makes them target players btw
>>578454258MALICIOUSSWEDISHNIGGATRY
>out of stamina>have 3+ stims and full health>stim anywayany other divers stim recreationally?
>>578454350Feels good, man
>>578454258lmao
>>578454350>>578454432>running to resupply box>4/4 stims>frame perfect stim as you pick up the box>4/4 stimsbetter than the sex I had one time
>drop with a bunch of level >100 randos>make the fatal assumption that they know what they're doing>the host calls in an Eagle Cluster right on fucking top of me in a panic when we hot-drop on top of the SAM Site>nobody fucking reinforces, even when they're right fucking next to each other>several people get reinforced across the map as a result of this>doing the Artillery mini-game, the host immediately puts the two regular Explosive shells that are sitting next to the receptacle as I'm still searching for shells and am literally in the process of carrying a Mini Nuke over>he then goes AFK as a bunch of patrols wander over, and shoots an Airburst on top of me when it's far too lateFucking... how? How do people reach level 100 and still have no fucking clue how to play the game?
>>578454825normalcattle are simply not sentient
>>578454350I stim purely to maintain stamina more than recover health. Fucking despise going slow, but the devs cucked me out of the Dead Sprint + Supp. Adrenaline feedback loop because Dead Sprint is an instant kick booster, and if you do take it, people will just leave.I am fully of the belief many of the boosters need to be changed so they only apply to you, and come in a secondary slot separate from the team boosters.
>>578454974get a car you fucking pedestrian. bonus points, the car comes with a million stims.
>>578455376>Planet has dogshit terrainNo thanks.
weirdly the necromorphs are incredibly easy to kill in melee, and if you pop a stim with the pissfilter they do practically zero damagePP armor and the sweeper just makes it so you pop their heads in a single stab. Their headless bodies still swing at you but you can just side-step it, they don't track you and eventually just fall over
>>578455376>*unzips scorpion jacket*
Still waiting on my laser themed armor passive.
>>578454825I have, multiple times, seen level 100+'s rush to the other side of the map on a blitz to do an objective, fail to return to the pelican before the timer ran out, and complain that no one 'waited' for him because they do not know that the 20 second countdown starts immediately if there is no more time remaining.
>>578454825>what bringing shitters to multiple D10s results in
>>578454258KEKKED
>>578455713>cryo themed warbond>cryo sprayer support weaponBasically a flamethrower that instead of burning shit, freezes shit by spraying high-pressure liquid nitrogen. Slows targets down and makes them brittle, making their armor count as one armor class lower under it's effect.>cryo grenadesSame effect as the sprayer but in a gas grenade form.>trident but single beam rifle>talon but triple beam trident-like>thematic armor with a new passiveArmor passive is basically permanent cold planet temperature for the wearer even on lava planets and also faster laser weapon cooling ontop.
Man my games keep disconnecting, are servers fucked?
>>578456815yesit's to make us lose the epic nailbiter MO
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>>578454825>drop with a bunch of level >100 randos>make the fatal assumption that they know what they're doingfirst mistake, sub 150 has been a red flag for a year, at least>the host calls in an Eagle Cluster right on fucking top of me in a panic when we hot-drop on top of the SAM Siteyou arent the host of a game of randos, another grave error>nobody fucking reinforces, even when they're right fucking next to each otherthere is a button to annoy your three retards until the reinforce you for a reason>several people get reinforced across the map as a result of thisthis pretty normal in pubs, you'll never stop them from solofagging because that is the only way they know how to reliably win>doing the Artillery mini-game, the host immediately puts the two regular Explosive shells that are sitting next to the receptacle as I'm still searching for shells and am literally in the process of carrying a Mini Nuke overhonestly i forget the arty 10 seconds after it completes in /hdg/ lobbies, and I try to load it in the correct order, arty is just shit even when it works, you shouldnt care about this>he then goes AFK as a bunch of patrols wander over, and shoots an Airburst on top of me when it's far too latepubbies with airburst are a good excuse to solofag, or if you're the host just boot them.
>>578454825>>578455727>be 200+>have played so much that I now exclusively use meme shit>throw sos>double digits joins>picks a normal loadout>200s>picks a meme loadout>100s>hot mic>parents fighting in the background>dog barking>fire alarm chirps>multiple crying infants>teenage girl screaming slurs in the distance>the sound of someone fumbling with the microphone as they put their headset on>"-eadset fuckin- *feedback* -aught on my rows dawg AYO HOL UP WHAT DA FUCK DID DEEZ RETARDED NIGGAS BRING?">drops in and tks before leaving>he sounded white
>>578445139I'll take 1.5 seconds shaved off reload over 10 extra ergo desuYou can feel the difference on current squid front where I can safely reload my HMG with crusher nearby with true
>>578455460>can't drivethat's a you problem
>>578458540You're not driving through rocks barely a meter apart.