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Boyuma Fatigue
FUCK YOU CYGAMES
Epipipipipi
>>578398101Pisa brutally mogs everyone
Brown
I think Epipi looks mid, her hair sucks
game news doesn't concern mewhere is the merch
ryan LOVE
I am kissing that neck
Tachyon LOVE
today marks the day uma musume is dying5.5th anni looks fucking grim
>>578398245I think she's flat out ugly. I also don't like her voice. There is literally nothing appealing about her to me.
>>578398261Shit design
sex
>>578398238Brown love
more like daring cuckd LMAO
I want to be marked by an umamusume.
Tact is coming for that Biko record.
>>578398245I'm so burned out on ganbarimasu-type characters
>>578398101Logotype love
>>578398306I think it's just the hair for me, her head looks huuuge because of it
>>578398261Her head looks like a starfish.
They're really running out of ideas for unique animations.
why does she just look like this
>>578398417I like this slightly plain looking onee-san
>>578398253>perfectly fine casual outfit as shown in the guts SSR>gave her THAT anywayswhy do they hate her so much?
>front/pace Stego
>>578398417logosex sexualtype
>>578398515Boyumas are hideous beings
>Evolving UniqueGo fuck yourself.
>>578398261I hope her story is good, otherwise I'm not pulling for her
>>578398245same, feels bad because the horse was cool but they made up for it with Efforia
>>578398549>another must pull parentcyjews isn't pulling any punches today
>>578398490Kris S genes
>>578398549based, I actually wanted to roll for her and now she's OP too
>>578398101sex with boys and whoever it is at cyge that keeps designing them
>>578398618if you play front or pace you absolutely are
>>578398618She's going to friendzone you.
>>578398549>frontI've seen enough, she will be mine.
>>578398549I just noticed the ornament looks like Spe's on her belt.
>>578398671I'm good with the ones I already have.
wow this whole fucking pakalive is just buhi pandering
4.5 anni looks like a good time to quit uma
>>578398736You do not understandEven if you don't run her you need her as a parent or you're gimping yourself and are just going to lose
>>578398736>thinking you have a choice
you can't complain about p2w if you shat on mant even once
JP Uma client is acting exactly like a gacha game at the end of its developmentprove me wrong
>>578398790why wait? just do it, there i nothing to gain here
Surely global can see the gradual decline in gibs and increasing aggressiveness in monetization and understand when to fold, right? With all of their foresight, they can figure out that much, right?
So doomposting for every pakatube from now on?
>>578398790I'll quit once they add the America Scenario into the game.
>>578398870it's fun
bro just folded like paper
>>578398948no, but this one is extremely grim for us in the future
Its unironically OVER...
>Cingray Oguri will get a guaranteed instant 1.0 accel with Efforia, Epi and her evoled Beast Mode
Surely you guys aren't considering quitting already? Thinks of the special tickets you bought, your daily gem packs, the time you spent making your precious umasWill that all have been for nothing? That's loser talk.
they remembered spechud is supposed to be the face of the franchise...
isn't 80k kinda low for an anniversary stream? or is it because there are no more announcements?
Can you faggots explain what you're dooming about
>>578398892I already gave up and realised through my genius deduction (the fact that this is a gacha game) that it's p2w and that I'm not wasting too much of my time on it lmao
>>578398948Yes
Kris S bros sell me you waifu, i need to chose one to roll
>>578399037winners know that all good things come to an end
>>578399015>extremely grim for usMaybe for you, I will continue to auto-select and not care for PVP while rolling for whatever uma I want (I LOVE ALL UMAMUSUME!!!!!!)
>>578399063did you not fucking see them literally adding mechanics that pay to wins the career? it's literally a must have if you want to compete now
>>578399063the p2w game is getting more p2w (if you were already buying the passes these past 6 months it doesn't apply to you) so people are seething
SPECUTE ON THE TELLY
if you play umamusume you kinda consent to getting milked by cygames
>>578399129I don't speak moon rune so no I didn't
where's Cingray S2
>>578399109>brown>cool>has a sniper rifle>sexy voice>banger character voice>auistic and cute>sexo>piercing blue eyes
>>578399072But the umas are too cute
DURAMENTE HAS BIG FAT TITS JESUS CHRIST
>>578399010>taromarunnn Stop posting that faggot
>>578399142>another for (You)still won't surpass menishuki
>>578399190I only consented to getting milked by my umawife, not Japanese salarymen and corpos
>>578399253nyo
>>578399285too bad buddyassume the position
>>578399285Then you should run a local chatbot of your umawife
>>578399234Outfits are shit
How CB VA is so casual nonchalant like that? I thought it was more the character than herself
>>578399224good thing people posted translations so you can also get angry
SEX OUTFITS ON THE HOME SCREEN
HOLY FUCK YESI was just about to beg for this
>>578399231Can she win CM though? She is long late right>
>>578399015if you guys think this is bad you clearly haven't seen the gaming landscape lately, because trust me, we have it good. Having to pay for it is a very small price next to the garbage dump what is gaming right now.
I wish to put Stego in the dress.Also how did it take them this long to let you use the half anni outfits for the home page.
>>578399356only the green ones
>>578399431>dressing them into whores
>>578399234I know. But appreciating their cuteness but doesn't really require you to waste hours of your day *playing* this fuckass game
whos the asuna of umathe horse with the most porn
>>578399434Base Kris is the strongest on longs, spoopy Kris is stronger on med.
>>578399443>there are kids starving in africa so you're not allowed to get angry when you're served shit
>>578399557Agnes Tachyon
>>578399431I don't get why they don't just monetise these shitty outfits instead of making a billion p2w passes
>>578399556If you don't want to play the game being a casual fan is fine
>>578399557daiwa cowlet
>>578399557Daring Tact has a surprising amount of porn for being an unreleased Uma.
>>578399630Those outfits are free you idiot.
>>578398948it's just one SEAtard apeing out because a gacha implemented another paid service.
Very small price for whatwhat the fuck are you freaking out about
>>578399557probably tachyon
every new pakatube is just even more eosbaiting
>shilling the flopit's not gonna work cygames, just axe it
>>578399665Learn to read before replying to me dumb fucking nigger
>>578399579I thought Brian Blaze strongest on longs...
>>578399740Based Spe-chud
NEW UMAYURU
>>578399758I meant base Kris herself is strongest on long.
>>578399434She's meta when she comes out, yes.
>>578399229It's in the giant crib in the soundproof, dark closet. You should go look.
>>578399557Pretty sure it's Gold Ship.
>>578399718umayuru is the best media they've ever produced though
>>578399758Reading comprehension, anon. He said base Kris' strongest distance is long, not an overall meta commentary.
Please, no more spin-offs.
>>578399010
>>578399635I'm fine with that. the mangas and anime(s) are there too. I'm chilling.
>>578399856I was talking about star blossom
>>578399846Fuck you Creek, I'm going to go talk to those random Umamusume over there instead
>>578399434She can win for sure. Not as strong as Laurel for longs, but she has the most important skill for lates on long inherently.Like the other anon said, her alt is for mediums.
>>578399758It's neither, the strongest for long has always been Laurel
>paypig parents>paypig inheritance>paypig careersthe last logical step for this is paypig CM finals (reroll+ boost)
>>578399903Shit art
>>578399579>another Nakayama medium that never got to shine because Cygames never released a CM for themkek
>>578399934DO NOT
ANIME Umayuru!
>>578399863oh got it ty>>578399842>>578399837>>578399958>>578399950I just probably will have enough rolls after Ramonu so i will go another 200 on some cool uma, i just dont know which one (yet),Kirs looks cool though i give you that
>>578400001>there are shady umamusume who will try to kidnap you and do godknows what to youHOT
that's not Cingray...
morning
>>578400231YWNBAW
>>578400128You're not my real mom! Don't pull out that "I'm not the step-mom, I'm the mom that stepped up" bullshit either
>>578400231Was meant for >>578400128
>>578400297Fuck off, Taro
>fat fuck in an onigiri
Oh, so they brought oguri on to promote the onigiri case
>>578400282>new umayuruWE WON>Sp*We lost...
>acrylic>but now it's in another soft plastic container!fuck
>oguri seiyuu>gets food>tries to eat itbased oguri cap (as in peak)
Fuji Kiseki
I'm glad I didn't get that bag yet, that is way too small.
>>578400508What did she mean when she smelt my towel and said she was genetically compatible with me.
>>578400508>lesbian
>clicks rest for a total of 1 time the entire career>>>>>>sleep deprived
Barebones lovemaking with every individual Grooveling and the big Groove herself
>>578400703just buy the cure bwo
Epipipipi, Shinko Stinky and Pandora solos
Epiphaneia soloShinkou Windy SoloFusaichi Pandora solo
Gold City smile in my heart
>cingray announcements at the bottomdon't fuck with me
maou windy-chan solo
>>578400717>boys and the hag
I find it funny how global is doomposting for this when throne and ancestors has been 10 times worse than this
Surely she'll be in the next pakalive, right?
>>578400787Windy content in bit 2026
>>578400842probably because1. cygames didn't have a track record (in uma) at that point2. people still played the game (see 1)
>>578400605It means it is time to make her your wife.
>>578400717the guruvulings are very cute indeed.
>>578400842getting greedy at the start/midway to your product is very different to getting greedy at the late stage of your product
>>578400791>Coal Shitty
>>578400842Throne was irrelevant tho
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>578400842throne and ancestors arent permanent
>FISH
>crossover with eos franchiseeos announcement in disguise
golshi game
Urgent Report: Uma Musume NPC Daring Tact found alive and safe, but a bit down due to not being added to the gacha pool
>>578401000
>>578400982I'm baiting you for responses to triangulate your location
well, at least the kunoichi is getting cute art
more like daring ACK
>>578401234>so ugly not even orcs want to rape her
TOMAKOMAI
Visit tomakomai! We have gentilmilkies!
>>578401375ai...
mogged her daughter...
>>578401361seek help
>V won
>>578401375i lowkirkuinely thought this was ai generated
>SiL and Vega figures Skip
the angle figure...
Fuck, I want my uma leaders in Shadowverse 2 already.
>Pizza figure already
Shouldn't you faggots post this in JP so your thread won't be dead for once
>>578401485the arms look way too short lol
>>578401568You now remember Priconne
>>578401658I don't play JP, I play global
that's the websites mascot
>>578401675it's foreshadowing
>>578401254LMAO.
I really like the new anni outfit. It emphasizes their umatits.
>>578401747Copper Rick had a hard life...
>>578400297Morning bro
>>578401747CHANGESTAG BEETLE
>>578401747
>sex outfit will eventually be usable in lobby
so what did we learn about Pakalives?
>my 2 best loopas are 1* Late and 2* Pace
>>578402383it is awesome to pay money for ace runs
>>578402383Cingray anime canceled.
>>578402383it will get worse
>>578402383they go for way too long
>>578402383PVPbros are deadCasualGODS are ok
Spe is ugly
Pandora LOVE
>>578402383you shouldnt bother with support banners past 4.5 anni
>>578402327SEX AND THEN SHOWER SEX AND THEN AFTER SHOWER SEX
>>578402383perfect time to become a casualtore
I don't know what happened to them past 4.5 anni but they had to release another pace speed card somehowAnd on top of that it gives basically encroaching shadow but for pace. Were they scared of fronts mogging pace again?
>>578400867if they ever add croix /uma/ will be 200% tsundere for her because she is /globalsfirstuma/
how many carats for fast learner?
i've already gotten my ms victoria win screen OJBECTIVELY i've won da umay musumay i don't need to care about CMs anymore
OK but why does Spe gets the new song?https://youtu.be/bsL_oroFXbU
Which umas must I get for this feel, torenas?
>>578403068EL PROTAGONISTS DE GOLDEN GENERATION
>>578403092you can sort by bust size on gametora
>>578403092
>>578402823more pace umas = more piggiesmore piggies = more money
>>578403068imagine trying to do your dailies but these fuckers are filming their music video
there's a whole other side of uma that I have no idea about because I don't particularly care about irl horse racing. that's fucked up innit
>>578403221One thing I realized is that pace uma are only strong when they have an unfair advantage. Otherwise it's the easiest but worst style in the gameThat's why they keep releasing pace cards because you kinda need to have way better cards to make pace chasers strong
>>578402383I JWU, why are anons saying PVP is dead?
Fusapan swimsuit koikatsu pornFUCK me
>>578403324career is full on p2w nowpaid fast learner, skill discounts you name it
>>578403324you can buy half a fast learner and career RNG bullshit protectionwith carats
>>578403295I mean, it's up to you. Personally, I find the prospect of finding my own aiba and then seeing it get umafied very, for lack of a better word, romantic
This is why we loop.
how's jp taking the news
>>578403657"Where is Tact"
>>578403657if you mean japs then they are probably too busy cumming over Efforia being in uma to care for anything elseif you mean /umajp/ then they are probably too busy cumming over Efforia being in uma to care for anything else
(You) will roll ze meta uma(You) will roll ze supoka(You) will buy ze scamcha(You) will buy ze passe(You) will enter A final with 90%+ win rate And lose to some random clanker umas (You) will kill yourself
>>578403818miracle tits
Satono Reve running in 30 minutes in City of York Stakes
i think every wheel in this event went to 25+ for me and i'm already on 14th
>>578403451I HATE CURREN
>>578402823No, but you see, they gave fronts bourbon power and tap speed, so it's balanced.
>>578403657they literally do not care.
Why Laurel better than Kris though? I look at them both and it's look like Kris unique is better? Is it evo skills?
>>578403645That sounds great and all but I don't want to imagine the heartache I'd get if a horse I really liked ended up getting a shit design/personality. eternal torment
>>578404068Because Laurel can use Kris's card
>>578403961link to stream?
>>578401675fuck CrunchyrollI miss my kot
Hero
