>>578405159New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
This one
>not sucky>not fucked up OPyup
*Clap clapNext thread
This is the pro-watch thread.My g-shock's battery is still alive after 11 years
>>578498586You still fucked up the OP though, just not as bad
Explain why you need anything other than pic related.Pro tip: you can't
Yep, I'll post in this one
>>578498881Fashion?
>>578498881Screen is too small
>>578498881I had this in the army but it's not really visually pleasing anywhere else
So, how much does your mattress cost, anon? Thoughts on water mattresses? Do they increase flow?
When will the Great Annual Questionnaire results be posted? I need to hear 3 hours of rambling ESL ASMR.
>>578498881you can't play majsoul on it.
Tourney doko
Chi Lin!
>>578499004He sold the data to big AI and ran away with the money.
What's /mjg/'s everyday carry?
>>578498996Mine is over 20 years old foam slab that I haven't even vacuumed, much less aired out in the last 5.It's most likely riddled with dead insects from all the raid I've sprayed around it.I should start using my sleeping bag.
I posted first. You should be posting in my thread!
>>578499143Why do you need 2 manga readers?
>>578499212Is the one who called riichi first always the winner?
>>578499212>he got cucked
>>578499274>calling e-book readers manga readers
>>578499212should've removed the tourney link retard
>>578499143Old 2g dumbphone, a cheapo samsung tablet and a cheapo 4g phone to connect the tablet to the net using hotspot, and a cheapo powerbank in the side pocket of the tablets pouch.Ask me how many holes I've created in floors by dropping the 2g brick, and how many cracks the 4g phone has.
>>578499274I only read manga on the kobo and only novels on the x4.
>>578499317can you blame him when it's literally displaying a manga page?
>>578499415how many holes you've created in floors by dropping the 2g brick, and how many cracks the 4g phone has?
>>578499415>Old 2g dumbphone, a cheapo samsung tablet and a cheapo 4g phone to connect the tablet to the net using hotspotI once considered such a sestup, but never went with it
Why'd you need anything besides your smartphone?You can even play mahjong with it
>>578498881I have a F-91W but prefer the W800H. F-91 is too small on my wrist, the light sucks and I also like the secondary time I can set, which I set to UTC for league/tourney games. I also started using watches regularly to track the time when I was swimming at the beach and needed a better grade of water resistance.
>>578499516A few, and not yet enough to warrant replacing it.>>578499540I'm also holding another cheapo "smart"phone as backup, in case the 4g finally stops working.>>578499624I can't even read the tile markings on my tablet sometimes, you expect me to do so on a tiny phone screen?
I did a thing. Kinda wasted since i was 1st by 20k, but still cool! If only it happened in tourney instead....
>>578499736
>>578499736>I can't even read the tile markings on my tablet sometimes, you expect me to do so on a tiny phone screen?your eyesight sounds really bad
>>578499783>>578499912Gimme a break, I'm old enough to be a granny.
>>578499997>(B-Global)
why are we so old
I'm still quite young
my wife is young
>>578499997Is the anime worth watching
(EN) Vision vs Spirit [0:1] | GRAND FINALS!! - The International 2026
I think I'm going to clean up my old LG and use it as a DAP
>>578500291I know right? I was already old when Saki first aired.>>578500224Yeah, I kept a few screenies taken from random releases instead of the most popular one.
any jewish grannies here in the thread
>>578500330You are young, you're freeWhy don't you sleep with me?
>>578500291we just have a high survival rate!
The only thing I miss in Japan is Lucky Pierrot
>>578498990the mujahideen army?
>>578500820>Number 1 (most popular): Chinese Chicken Burger>When visitors came, my mother often welcomed them with chicken dishes. That mother's best dish and American born burgers “got married”, and a wonderful child was born. In the blink of an eye, it became the No.1 most popular in our restaurant. I would also like to welcome our valued customers to try this Chinese Chicken Burger like my mother did for our guestsIs it really that good
>>578499772nice
>>5785010977s
>>578501097anon there's a hole in your screen
>>5785010978m sotogawa trap bigcoach style
>>5785010977 kanji
>>578501053That, the Lucky Egg Burger, the Tonkatsu Burger, and the Chinese Chicken Omurice were all really good. The Lucky Potato is like poutine but with cheese sauce instead of curds.
>>578501097I like 7s for the chance of a better wait.
>>5785012488m is the better discard anyway because the 7s is safer than the 7mI don't understand why that was posted
>>578501383there's actually 40 kanji in that picture
>>5785010977m because 1 9m is gone
>>578501602Because we can switch to tanyao if we draw the dora?
>>578501632next you gonna say there is no "man" in there too
>>578501602>saferwho cares bro it's turn 4 perfect iishantenunless you cut 8m in which case it's not perfect iishanten
>>578501745what? why?
>>578500393>nigga galaxy didn't make it again
>>578499143How do you manage to fit a gameboy, a camera, and a kindle in your pockets?
Goodnight mjgshiroko-12.png
Goodmorning mjgshiroko-12.png
IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY???aru-4.png
>>578502948HO-HO-HONORS ARE GENBUTSU
>>578503032WHAT ARE THE ODDS???
>In the Battle Maison from Pokémon X and Y, Beauty Nova is implied to be transgender.hibikek anon?
>yokeks stole a shitty gif I made and it's doing absurd numbers on their xitterI'm literally an engagement farming memegod, it can't be helped.
>>578504575Should have watermarked it
>>578504575proof?
>>578504640lollmao
>>578504575I was surprised by that too, but I guess the intern just saved it from someone who resposted it on discord.
>>578504575Why are you Saudi
>>578504575
>>578504780Only a matter of time before they repost that robonya gif that I've seen circulating around from one of our tournies
>they don't know that a transphobic racist incel chud made that gif
>they know
Cute
>>578505778>realistic jaguar>blob seals???
>>578505778
>>578504919
>>578505932why is mahjong aiming for the gen alpha audience
>>578505865This is what seals really look like. Ridiculous animal, I know
>>578506023they love gambling
>>578505865Real seals are horrific creaturesThere's this thing called seal finger which is a very aggressive bacterial infection you can get from being bitten by one that often results in amputation
>>578506023bald uncs and preteens is a match made in heaven.
>>578506305
>>578506023Why do companies pay more care to new customers over existing ones?
If yokeks were smart, they'd be shilling their client to boomers. There are so many boomers to farm with riichi mahjong it's unreal, you can shill it to old women and they'll instantly fall in love with it.And they have all the disposable income possible too.
>going 4th because toimen tsumos on my dealer turn I love bullshit
>>578506506And that's why we had a Gintama collab.
>>578506506This kind of boomers is at SegaMJ already
Are Cynthiablobs popular in their discord?
I can't beat stage 12
While My Childhood Friend Was Away in Tokyo I Slept With His Dad
>>578506593And SAO characters are still more relevant going by the rankings. Boomers don't give a shit about anime avatars, if they want to play mahjong they can do without it, on other clients too.
>>578504575>most of their post has in average 20 likes>your stolen gif got over 16klol lmao
>>578504575What gif I refuse to use xitter
>>578506678is that the one with cats and dogs? me neither, i'll just wait until i have more resources
>it's realumm... intern-kun?
>>578504575>posts a low effort meme online>complains about others 'stealing' it
>>578506789roku nana
>>578506789https://nitter.net/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2091389973224198341#m
>>578507467>16k likes for that
>>578507717Some girl got set for life just for saying "spit on that thing" in a clip.
>yostar intern stealing /mjg/ OCgood thing he didn't steal the NTR tourney idea
high quality OC like a 67 joke everyone comes up with naturally anyway
>>578507976its not stealing when you signed off your rights to it. kujouriu-12.png
>>578507937
unc still got ithannah-10.png
>>578507937Hawk Tuah
>>57850892451z
>>578509038God I want to molest this tomboy banana
>>578509038
>>578509038>subtle cameltoei love yostar so much it's unreal
>>578500630survivors are a dying breed
>>578509152no you do not.
>>578509152>subtle
>>578509038btw this looks like AI generated
>>578509038mahjongas!
>>578509498I don't see itShow your working
>>578509498>janemeans it's not ai genned then
>>578509038Why are you smiling at me like that?..
>>578509038enka princess
>>578510057Enka?
do women really smile like that after NTRing you?t. never read NTR doujinshi
Time for my weekly ranked grind...
>>578510119if it's Netorase
>>578510119It's just a reference to one particular Atelier Ryza doujinshi that mindbroke anons
>>578509702>>578509764weird shadow and maybe I was rightoriginal picture:https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/2060919194565443622AIgen to change the swimsuitjane-1.png what the heck is that second navel?
>>578510334why did they make her ass smaller
>>578509038>>578509498It's not AI generated but AI edited (or just regular edit)Here's the original pic from her birthday celebration tweet
>>578509038>>578510334>>578510454@grok, switch the character in this image to Jane
>>578510334True, what kind of 8s is that
>>578510334>>578510454the huge grey blob under her right arm..
>>578510454same shit the clanker generated a new body with new swimsuit so it's AI-gen
>>578510334>>578510454fucking chinks. they are born dishonest
where are the jantama doujins?
>>578510887?
>>578510912Your're Eronyanten?
>>578504575Now that I think about it we have a lot of high quality stuff from arts and crafts over the years with their copyrighted characters, so I wonder what would happen if they found them. Marketing campaign?
>>578510950You are*
>>578510454good thing i didn't save the editi hate this gay earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUPye1whAmQ
>>578511016Why would they act? /mjg/ is not a competition, repomeidos are not making money off of it, and there's a considerable whale population here. It's -EV to act.
>>578511016they only dared to touch the 67 gif because it was just a screen recording of their gamethey wouldn't risk it if it looked like copyrightable material
That does it, from now on I'm slapping a big PROPERTY OF THE 4CHAN GENERAL /MJG/ DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION watermark on all my OC
>>578511562Persimmon
>>578511390what are you talking about anon
>>578511962he's right
I'm on my third repeat on this epic fate ost medley and still not tired of it.my flow is still shit, but i'm motivated.
Mmm... nyaice.
For me, it's Yuzu
>>578511390Don't they have rights to the characters though? I thought everything with Ichihime would be considered fanart by default. At most they would just need to credit the artist
Managed to catch up with my lost save and do some more in just 2 evenings, previously I made less progress in like a week. Caught myself rayquaza, not much left before the postgame>>578503684We don't talk about games past gen 5, they're shit
For me, it's Doloc Town
TEAM VISION vs. Team Spirit - The International 2026 - Grand Final Game 5
>>578512684all pokemon games are pretty shit even though some of them have more sovl than others
>jade rankedcynthia-7.png
>>578513063>p*n*s
isn't smoking behind the supermarket romanticizing smoking?
need futanari mahjonger
>>578513203Haha
Smoking isn't that bad desut. former smoker
>>578513232
>>578513281you didnt have enough love
sex with hags
>>578513278denying me a (you) for no reason is worse
>>578513470is she still fertile
>>578513470Hex with sags
>>578513506absolutely not
odds vidyaevens jong0 sweet embrace of bed__
>>578513548she's a witch or something thoughsurely fertility magic exists
>>578513506Yes, but you'll get someone as retarded as Yuzu (or worse)
>>578513506No on account of being fictional
>>578513548that means I can have sex with her as much as I want without the risk of getting her pregnantperfect for pumping and dumping
>>578513636Yuzu's not her actual child though
>>578513662you sound really desperate
>>578513582I assume making new egg cells is too difficult even with magic, so you would somehow have to stop ovulation and maintain the eggs inside the body, which sounds more realistic. If she did something like this in advance then just maybe, but who knows whether she bothered with that
>>578513802it's literally fucking magic
>>578513802Okay fine, she's can use magic to be fertile in her 80s and uses contraception magic otherwiseHappy?
Just had the most tilting game ever. 5 times fucking Akagi chased my riichi and each time he either Tsumo'd or some retard dealt into him. I still got 2nd so +points, but it was so annoying. Especially because i was so close to 1st
well?
is it a sin to watch anime at 2x speed?
>>578514182if you're watching something it should be something you enjoy and you should have no reason to speed it up
>>578513914Yeah, sure>>578513864I dislike the notion of magic being omnipotent, I will give it a pass if the mage is skilled enough though
>>578514182Yes. You are watching something for entertainment and making it go faster makes it less entertaining, so you are defeating the point.What does speeding it up help with? Going through "boring parts" faster? In that case you shouldn't be watching it at all and choose something else.
>>578514182depends on genre and quality, really.if it's some shounenshit or one on it's fucking 10th season for no reason, it's fine.for series like GitS, you better fucking watch it at normal speed and rewatch without blinking after.
What the fuck are those blobcats
>>578513975>they are actually stealing /mjg/ lore
>>578513470Yes
why do the japanese think ta & da and ka & ga sound the same when making puns? they just don't
>>578515234"
>>578514182Are you 14?
>>578515572No.
>>578515572Worse, a zoomer or gen alpha.I don't remember having this level of fried dopamine receptors I was 14.Now I'm seeing teens watching anime, vtubers and shorts/reels at the same time.
>>578515715Sad because I wanted to rape you
>>578515787why about reading 5 doujins at the same time?
>>578513975I'm not a detective but i can be her partner
Jane solving the mystery of the breeding ojii-san
>>578517290Cool
>>578517290
Cool, urban samurai Cynthia outfit doko?
>>578518124>>578517721>>578517514>>578517290why do these blobs look so weird?
I can't believe Gaben is rigging the finals. What a perfect rune spawn.
>ranked telly>TI telly>F1 tellyaaaa i'm tellymaxxing
Can't believe I already reached the age when shitting is the most fun and relaxing activity, second only to sleeping
>>578519668Men who enjoy shitting are latent homosexuals
Asperges me, Domine, hyssopo et mundabor,Lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor.Miserere mei, Deus, secundum magnam misericordiam tuam.
Do I really need a 5th table in Bronze?
>>578520676It unlocks Wanjirou as a staff member
>>578513159but smoking is cool, especially the non-cigarette forms
>>578518964Counter-rug the neutrals (shit mechanic btw)
>>578520868Thank you!
>senbacrow calling no yaku into a hand that can never win in 1st row during oya>"rinshan kaihou">actually gets it???????
I swear to god, what I've just seen crow do was illegal and retarded and the fact that it worked out in throne room makes me seethe.
ENTER
>>578521641it was honitsu
>names
>>578521982was not
>>578522209it was going to be, nan/chun or just honitsu
>>578522209Celestials are so good at this game...
They call me the Smooth Operator.
>>578521982Literally said "this is rinshan kaihou"
>>5785224198p
>>5785224198p looks standard to me for the ssk
>>578522419scrimblojellyyou ain't getting sanshiggy lil gup
>he can't see the rinshan kaihou 13 turns aheadNGMI
>>578522272She bought a new whale skin, of course she knew
>>578522457yes later down the line when she drew the pinzu sequence and it was getting so late it was either keiten/rinshandoesn't mean it was "calling no yaku into a hand that can never win" - by the time of the dora pon the hand had many ways to win
>>5785224197p
>>578522262>>578521982retard
The next collab or Murphy better be good, or else I'm redeeming Shartia
>>578522643>by the time of the dora pon the hand had many ways to winNo it didn't, all yakuhai were basically dead, honitsu was gigacope, had to kill a fucking meld, the hand was slow as fuck in the first place. Could have kept the hand closed but instead called and was allowed to do whatever she wanted.Genuinely what the fuck did I watch.
>>578522838i don't think you understandcelestials and 9 dans are above criticismjust accept that she made the right choice
>>578522496>>578522550>>578522574>>578522665dai-blunder. going backwards in shanten is bad actually??? and ssk is too far away to even consider floating it especially with two 9m gone
>he doesn't buy skins to gain flowngmi
>buy new skin>flow gets worse
>>578522964i truly am /mjg/'s strongest playermaka > mortal in jade btw
>>578521872I played against him in Jade 3-4 days ago (when Horse got released) and he also finished 4th
>>578522964>only one to get it right
If you can't magically conjure a bullshit hand with ultra rare yaku asspull, just give up. You are third rate at this game and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>578522838yes you can keep it closed or you could just call, you can leverage the dora pon scare factor as oya to buy time for keitennan draw is an obvious honitsu, haku draw helps even if it's dead to get a pairwouldn't do it myself but that's just factually not a hand that "can never win"
>>578522964>especially with two 9m goneJust means it's good in the wall, easy to win with
when a celestial does it, it's the correct playbut when I do it, it's retarded and I'm told to read RB1
>>578523220Ok fine, I concede. I'm a secondary character, so winning that hand for me would be impossible. But if you are the protagonist you can win it and turn it into a haneman.
ACK
>>578523205I'll conjure up an ippatsumo baiman when im in a bad spot and ill still end up in 3rd.
>>578523760What is going on in the corner there
>>578523874celestial stuff
>>578523930he was legit?this whole time?
>>578523930He did it on purposes when he saw >names
>>578524024people scrutinized his game logs before and found nothing so they jumped on bullshit like "uhm, actually, 15% dama rate is rare so you must be the same person as another 15% dama rate guy, despite completely different play style"
>>578524024yes? nobody said he's botting on this account, why else would he be unable to beat jade
Schizos won
>>578522801MLP collab next month.
>>578524161Normalize just not liking some anons because you just don't like them.That thing you did once in League or during a friendly? Didn't like it, now I'll hold a grudge for over a decade and make up voices and slander to make everyone else dislike you as well.
>>578523930>Mortal 69.9Not even in my worst jade room games
>>578522801Just redeem the best character they've produced in the past 2 years already.
>>578524569Some people just aren't cut out for this game.
Do I really want to spend 150 faith for only the ability to leave cynthia-7.png on profiles? Someone who is good at the economy please respond.
>>578524569>you can get to saint with 69 mortal ratingall my effort studying the books and creating wwyds and discussing mahjong really was for nothing huh
History recallsDuring times of warLegend has been tracedBack inside these castle wallsWhere soldiers came to hideIn barrels filled with wineNever to escapeThese tombs of oak are where they diedsammir-3.png
>>578524839>smegma
>>578524039Maybe it is time for the third loop
>>578524806go do it then
>>578524960i give up at ms3, life has gotten too hardi'll do it in 2027
>>578525068L********* bros...
>>5785250682027 was a decade ago, anon...
>>578524743I'm a 150 faith Steve investor, and I'm here to tell you that Steve was the best investment of my life.
>>578524743Anon, you do realize that you need to own the character to post them in this thread otherwise you're pirating, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsm8X3TLuow
>>578525380When will Yuzu stream again? I miss that mad bastard
Telework Yotabanashi - Home Office Romance
Yeah the TO melty was warranted
>still no mahjong moviedid anon lie...?
Stream Shin Janki 4 & 5
HEUREKA! I AM A GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Can you solve this for me /mjg/?
>>578526552keiten
>>578526552Skip
>>5785265522s
>>578526552>half the tiles aren't even on the fucking table
>>578526552no yakugiga furiten on top
>>578526552I flip the table over and end my turn.
>>578525625Good read
I took the longest Amtrak BUS ride in Americacynthia-7.png
>>578527572Thanks for the great post
>>578527649De nada, amigo.yuqinghua-4.png
AutokokoJoin here https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=jidoutakuFor voice chat download Mumble and connect to riichi.moeDownload Mumble here https://www.mumble.info/downloads/Room music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXT42ghiuZ4
>>578524851It's the joke that just never gets old huh
>>578528435did you die
>>5785281753 spectators/4
doko
Strip mahjong is real? https://store.steampowered.com/app/3718190/_Venus_Returns/
>>>/v/737007702
>>5785281752/4
I have Steve fatigueStatigue
>>5785281753/4
S T E V ETEVE
>>578528980Yup, I now know what I will play in three days.
>>578498586I don’t understand the image
>>578531053plap plap plapoooo what a plap
>>578509038>le NTR face
>>5785281753/4 please free us of sanma hell
it's sad how /mjg/ can't appreciate sanma when it was invented for this very reason
Did someone say sanma?
>>578531683>it was invented for this very reasonproof?
I hate sanma
>1 baiman>2 sanbaiman>one yakuman>one double yakuman (kokushi 13-wait on turn 5)Least rigged sanma autotable game.
Should I wait 7 days for all the scrolls before rolling or 9 days for the shop to reset?
It was a good tourney
>>578532789Just roll instead of doing this weird denial-play shit
>>5785281754/4
>>578526552>hentai games>ntr>mahjongyep, best current thread>>578528980only 3 days more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUT9qnRA4i0
>vr mode is dlc
>>578534773fuck my stupid chud life
>>578535678Read the store page fool
>they have a tanned girl with short hair
>>578535869
>>578534773Damn … it’s pure slop
>>578528175Anon's hand cursor touched mine and now I'm pregnant.
anyone up for some stripjong?
>>578537076>3 ojisans and a miko
i just woke up , doko
>>578538423I'm at soup
>>578538423I'm trying to beat stage 12
>>578538423I'm constipated
wtf i love segamj now
>>578538423Q memesura>>578538639Phase 12 is easy
>>578538786I have memesura fatigue
Memesura League doko?
>>578538786>online: 1
>>578538705drink water and eat a few prunes.
>>578539123drink beer with a few dudes? Hell yeah!
koko doko
The minigame says closed chinroutou is 13 hanThat's not right is it? It can also be suuankou or suutan so it's 13, 26 or 52 hanI hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>5785387862/4
>>578538786Playing memesura with Conor12, who thinks Phase12 of the current event is easy!takanashihinata-3.png
>>578538786Started
I wish had some sort of buddy to play strip mahjong with. Perhaps a .....stripmahjongbuddy.
report nameposters to the taxman
i don't pay taxes
>>578528175More than -100 uma, going to Detroit with this oneGGs
>>578528175gg
I'll make accounts called omigoto and nanoja then no one will be able to say it anymore
i have obvious alt fatigue
>>578498881You don't need that. Just look at your phone.
>>578538423Majsoul Friends Room 42842(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42842Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6opf5spkSL4 / https://kokojukebox.surge.shTobi nashi
just join with your mainfujitakana-5.png
>>578540662I'm gonna keep wearing my watch and making you mad.
shan't
>>578540965Started! Thank you for joining.
>>578538639I'm trying to breed Conor12 out of 10!
can we go back to sinon eating shit intead
what a slut
>>578541215You could wear a big, manly watch with all sorts of complex gears to signify that you're well put-together. Instead you wear a glorified plastic kids' toy on your wrist.
>>578542010But I do, I have an automatic.
>>>/v/745929814
I don't care
>It's called a USB cable. I'll show you later.
I can't even beat phase 6
>>578542359>half of the replies are saying "you're in furiten, that's why you can't tsumo"
>>578542904
>>578540662Phones as timepieces are objectively a massive step backwards. All the convenience of a victorian pocket watch combined with all the aesthetics of a cheap 90s cereal box watch, it's the worst of both worlds. It's like if you were to put digital screens on physical mahjong tiles for some reason.
shut the fuck up about watches or I am gonna autistically blog about cars next
WWYD
>>578542904holy kek
>>5785437872s
>>578543761You can only blog about cars if your cars are mahjong themed. My Cynthia is green like the souzu tiles.
>>578543787tsumogirithis 8s is very hard to incorporate
>>578543761Blog about bikes instead
>>5785437618s
>>578543787cry and move to chiitoi
>>578543761
>>578543787tsumogiri and comfort yourself with the illusion of junchan ssk
>>578543761I watch my tone with you, old man
>>578543761This but perfume
>>578543787Get ron'd
cat... its tobi nashi
>>578544412That's unironically homo shit, not even worth joking about.
>>578544768just like watches then
Ex-Otogibanashicynthia-6r.png
im getting pizza
Have to score my hand while looking at discards while counting shanten while looking for yaku while doing tile efficiency etc What the fuck? This is literally impossible How do people do that?
>>578540965gg to the reconnecting catback to 3/4
>>578545503you don't need to do any of that
>>578545503You play enough that the tile efficiency stuff becomes near instant, and at haipai+first few discards you visualize how the hand can progress (yaku). Then more of the time can be allocated to looking at the discards, etc. Just comes with playing hundreds of games. Good luck on your journey
>>578545503scoring is insanely overrated in terms of difficulty, play the scoring trainer for 10minutes after looking at the formula and then just be mindful of it in the games you play and it comes naturally
>>578543761Should I buy a S&W model 19 or a colt python in .357?
>>578546212sorry i don't speak burger
>>578545503now imagine this with actual strangers instead of a client that handholds you
>>578498881i go outside so i like to know temp, weather forecast, humidity, UV index, visibility, and the dew point
>>578540965ggnya... sorry about the disconnect, believe it or not it wasn't intentionalichihime-937.png
>>578546212my temper could not handle having a gun
>>578540965Still 3/4Patiently waiting for (You)>>578546395Happens to the best of us.
>>578546212>revolvers in [current year]
>>578546212Get a Luger.
>>578545503Do you consciously think about every little thing when you're driving. With experience and practice, all those things become second nature.
>>578546395
>>578546395I would have believed you even without the screenshot
>>578545503I actually have no idea how to play this fucking game. I go with the flow and make the hands take a shape that looks good in my mind, and then I get the option to call riichi. >chiitoitsu tenpai daisangen ura doraI don't know what the fuck those are, but I still raped a nyagger with my hand and took 18 000 points from them.
>>578546212Since you play mahjong, you must love gambling so a Sig is the way to go.
>>578540965Restarted!
>>578546554Excluding the cylinder, they're very thin and they can still turn brains into mush with 1 round.
>>578546768That is actually quite based
>>578547120Why do you need to turn brain into mush?
>>578547259how else is he going to enjoy sanma
>>578547259You're already mushy, pinkposter.
>>578547438B-but PINKS are the best posters in this thread?
>>578547259Anon? America is turning Big Brother into reality turning brain into mush is top priority.
>>578547578Thank you...
>>5785478525p go for chiitoi
>>578547578>>578499004>racism>>578510095>unfunny pun>>578512774blogpost>>578541186omninous post that might scare newfags>>578547259incorrect grammarand every aru poster is stupid but I don't have to explain that
retard
LuckyL stream doko
>>578548142Hoe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StevedoreDraft me to the stevedoras team.
>>578548378No
>>578548142Pinks have build the foundations on which this community is built, and in this general, they are heroes, end of story.
Watashiwa tensai da
>>578547578
Huggies for all the PINKposters in the thread!
The only good pink is qi xi
where's my hug?
There is no correlation between the hair color of your reaction images and the quality of your posts.
yes there issilvers are the worst
>>578548796
>he doesn't channel the character whose emote he's using into the contents of his posts
>>578549073What channel?cynthia-7.png
All posts made by blondes are amazing
Nyaanodesu
I married the horse
have lost all energy to play ranked 'jong since becoming an expertcel...
I think I just saw a floater pass by
>>578549347wait until you come to the jade room
>>578549347>golden and fuzzy is FOC
>>578540965ggsnya
>>578540965gg
>>578540965ggs
pinks...
>sloppa
>>578540965ggssince this was an edit of an edit, here's the original
>>578549257
>>578549728Why do you say sloppa and not slop? It sounds like you're trying to associate AI with pizza.
>>578550324retard or just new?
>>578550625he's right thoughbeitit's /ck/ meme
this isn't a cooking mama general
>>578550752we cooka da pizza
https://youtu.be/m7EWH6L8eD8
so the NTR tourney was protecting us after all?
Hoers
>>578551289Is it too late to sing up?
degozaru
I MISSED THE YEARLY AUTOKOKO
>>578551305NTROs melty was completely justified, he was saving us from the current state of /mjg/
>>578551930>NTROs meltydoko
>>578551737 it's the last session
>>578552018end of the finals stream
It wasnt a melty, it was just a 30seconds rant, dont just call everything a melty
melty doko
>>578552205uh oh idolkek melty!
>>578552205uh oh melty!
why did they name an idolmaster slut after an anon? kinda rude
Apologise
I don't get pinkposting
I don't get yuzuposting
>>578498996I am considering a purple mattress after trying out their pillow.
>>578552096
stop reading 11hour old postshimekawahibiki-1.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMwQz2yyMc
>>578499772>one UNO response to double yakumanmjg has lost its soul
>suutanlame ass yakumeme
>>578552405Who?
>>578499772umazing
>>578506112Not anymore thanks to tetracyline
>>578509038RIPEN THE NANAPEEL THE NANACONSUME THE NANA
>>578549771>>578549257im going to go back to placing 4th place in adpet
>>578552835>heartrate
>>578551930>>578552205timestamp or it didn't happen
>>578552835
>>578554336what happens in burger hours stays in burger hours
Seals?
>>578552835indian women commentators have made watching any chess tourney insufferable. they killed chess
>>578554336https://www.youtube.com/live/xvZUjBZZc0s?t=6581s
>>578554674don't spoonfeed a retard
>>578516846you mean disappearing children
>>578554696It's not spoonfeeding if looking it up is the same amount of effort for either of us and I had done it already.
>>578554674
>>578554914more like the appearing children after that encounter
>>578554674Sinon eating dogshit?Cope WWYDs?Bots in friendlies?I came posting?Cynthiablob?All me, unironicallyYou can add nameposting, stalking, trans rights, gay snek, irc reposting, autotable rigging and witch hunts to that tooNo, I don't play mahjong
>>578554674weak melty tbdesu
>>578555312you will never be a schizo
stop larping
>>578529792Is Boondocks any good?
>>578555312do a better job of reposting IRC streams, I need more tellys
>start browsing the thread more often>urge to make deranged posts rises
>>578555690I liked it
>>578546212Just get a Beretta like that one dead youtube uncle
I am here all the time and have never made a bad post
>>578554674he's right you know
>>578554674Perchance he has a point, but it's not like this tourney improved the quality of discourse (it worsened it considerably).
>>578557256perchance you don't know how to use perchance correctly
>>578551221Who is this cute girl?
>>578557256I know, right? It's hilarious that he fails to see that.What he did was effectively yet another one of those things he complains about.
Majsoul Friends Room 73206(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73206koko standard rules
I prefer NTRO’s cuck humiliation ritual over the melty
>>5785574092/3!
>>578554674guess what wasn't mentioned
>>578557791Yuzu is purely a positive thing for this thread.
>>578557791It wasn't mentioned for a good reason
>>578557741oops out of four its not sanma
>>578557965I was blacklisted for dama
The digikeks have ruled the thread for too long. Digital books being translated all the time, digital players being revered like gods, copebotting, efficiency training, basically the most unelegant mahjong you can come up with. This is the result. What we need is to actually delve into the occult. Not the so called "occult book 1" (which is just some retard larping and should be removed from the repo), not FB1 (though it may serve as the beginner's guide, since it shows some of the jankiryuu principles). Why is Tsuchida's book still not translated? There's his book, there's a whole playlist of his deep research into the unseen principles ruling this game, the tenchijin luck theory. This is what nips are taught in their clubs, in jansous, by their parents, this is the one thing we, as the western community, lack. This is what Asada Tetsuya used, this is what FKMT describes in his manga.This is what must be done to save the thread and bring a new breed of celestials into the game. The Occult Research Society.
>>578558106ill let you play so long as you dont dama
What's wrong with Cynthiablobs
【関東で震度5弱】1都4県で38人ケガ 1週間ほど同程度の地震に注意を
>>578557409started!
>>578554674Why did he confuse cynthiablobs with cynthia-7 posts, they're totally different.
>>578558358he's a newshit
>>578558358>>578558298>>578558343case in point
wwyd
>>578559140wheels
yami o hikisaku OH DESIREkanaetama e itoshii hito yoyurusarenaki OH DESIRESACRIFICE A SHEEP TO A GOD
>>578559140fold 3p
>>5785591405s
>>5785591403p you're better off hard folding here
cats are so majestic, sho cute
>>578559628>>578559397>>578559353>>578559242MAKA says 1m is the best. 3p just lets you be overaken
what does it mean if a cat scratches its fur against any hard surface every 30 seconds or so? it didnt likeb there are any parasites but the cat is living since a month under a staircase so who knows
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148811698
>>578559914you have to push 2 more tiles to get to tenpai while toimen is probably close to winning as well. I don't like our chances of winning here. You win if kami deals in or if it goes to ryuukyoku.
>>578559140
>>578557409GG-nya!
>>578557409GG was fun I made this while I was playing
>>578557409>natural horse 3 ura gg! back to 2/4!
>>578560258It means you're gay.
>>578561082Poor cat got killed by a stray bullet after watching the two horses and the other cat fight each other the entire match
>>578560770
>>578554547>>578560770Based... So fvckin zased
>>5785574093/4!room theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRpUabupEy4
>>578557409started! thank you for joining
How about... a Steve tourney?
can you stop playing in silver, please? I'm tired of losing to people who get S
>>578562918how do you make a gimmick around being kringe?
>>578563054ban riichi
>>578563054That's league
>>578563096rb1 kiddies have no idea how to get to pinfu, so they'd just go for kuitan
>>578563332that's ok, steves are perfectly fine with tsumo nomi into 4th place acceptance
>>578563332i find it really funny someone in these threads thinks he's some god above a beginner book kek
>>578563096No riichi does sound like an interesting gimmick. It's probably just gonna be kuitan galore thoughbeit
>>578563967meets the definition of cringe either way, so I suppose that works
>>578563760it's the other way around, the readers of a beginner book think they're gods for getting to m1
>>578563054after each match, the thread votes on which player had the most kringe playstyle
>>578564091brother just making shit up at this pointi guess anything to not read books
RMS is the only theory book you ever need to read anyway,.
I won't make a low quality post on /mjg/ for the next month starting now
HAHAHA!!!!! I Get ithttps://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2091389973224198341
>>578564492NYAHAHAHA
>>578564492
>>578564158Most people who take the game seriously have read RB1 anon, no need to get a big head about itIt's not some herculean task to read a book, most of it is pictures and half of it is an outdated guide to play in a half dead client anyway.
>>578564492>over 30k likesMahjong is inclining!
>>578564657i mean nobody here has an ego over reading rb1but it seems to be the other way around
>>578557409gg dabe
>>578557409gg
>>578557409ggs fun games!
>>578557409ggs
That post is extremely low quality
Majsoul Friends Room 33322(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33322Zenbu Ari
>>5785677603/4
>>578567760Started!
Digital vs Occult 2 is up next
>>578568316are you just able to choose which side you want
chop chop need a new tourney
RELEASE THE QUESTIONNAIRE FILES
>>578569132what degenerate fetish should be make it about?
>>578569259Handholding tourney
>>578569259vanilla
>>578569361
>>578569259Futa tourney, balls vs no balls.
Tsuchida sama thank you for your blessing today
>>578510454Holy tits
The HRTHuman Resources TourneyYou are all new recruits for John Mahjong's companyQualifiers instead become interview roundsYou have to do increasingly elaborate (mahjong) humiliation rituals to advance (bonus uma for doing retarded shit)The reward for winning is being told we have already hired someone internally (the TO's buttbuddy) for the position, thank you for your time.
This is in the shop if anyone cares
I think I've developed a serious anger problemEven throwaway matches just to get dailies done get me fucking furious
>>578570148at least the reward isn't them hiring an H1B instead
>>578570168Is it not in the event rewards?
>>578570168panda's pandas
If u get the grand gallery title and a new illustration is released what happens . Do u lose the title until u get the new image?
>>578570506yes
>>578570506you know grand gallery is not "get all possible illustrations," right?
>>578570506No, you already have 80 loading images and it won't ask for more.
>>578570430There's two illustrations this event and only one of them is a reward
>>578549347Happened to me and I took 6 months off
There's only one f*cking title I respect, and that's Path of Trial Season 1.
>mfw I see a fresh dogshit on the street
The only good title is <No Title>
>>578571231NTRO get down!
>>578570998season 2 never...
Inside Turkey's $2B Hair Transplant Tourism Boomcynthia-7.png
HxH collab soon.
>>578567760GGs
>>578567760gg, thanks for joining
>>578567760gee gees
>>578573701I'll be the famous NIGG
I didn't want to play this game anyway
I'll be the famous Killua
I tried watching HxH onceYou have to be a woman or a gay pedophile to like it, right?
HomoxHebe?
>>578558358I thought he said cynthia blog
DxD collab soon
>>578574517Yes.
>>578574517To like it? no. To love it? Yeah.If you just watch 1999 and then the modern rendition it will be fun enough. A good 7-10 experience.
>>578574750that loli dancing from the ED as a win animation
MAHJONG!
I wish I were a romantic little girl who craves being felt deep inside, where my fingers can't reach...
>you will lose because... you are lower rank!Fuck smegma hanchans
>>578574517Watch 1999, it's amazing, and not too long. Don't watch pass Yorkshin on 99 though, the 2000s Greed Island sucks.
>>578576076Use a better model anon, what's with the freaky ass small table
>>578575676>all S>the better players winsanma ranked is actually harder?
>>578576076A table for small animals?
Damn these P players sucks.
>>578576902jobbing is good content sir
>>578576661maka is very bad at sanma
I would like to date Steven Kringe and foster a loving relationship.
>>578574872
nigga.
What’s the impact of preferred room on the event mechanics
>>578577328cringe
the room fee increase costs more than the amount of gems you get from a day's worth of rewards so I'm effectively at the same powerlevel as yesterday because I need to bank up
>>578577328She doesn't date skanky hoes.>>578578008We can be bricked together, cat.We will be allowed to win eventually.
>>578574517No? It's well written and very interesting.I think Togashi's dive on the fact that even if you are a fucking idiotic crippled retard, you can still redeem yourself and humanity as a whole in front of a vicious demi-god by being really fucking autistically good at a board game.
You guys don't unironically read/watch battle shonen right?
>>578578635There's too many chilean miners in this thread
>>578578635I read yuri exclusively
>>578578635I do
>>578578871
>>578578635only if they have attractive and strong female leads
>>578578635I liked Joju Senjin and Jigokuraku, but for the most part, no.
>>578579624>>578578635Oh, I forgot Needless and Medaka Box.
For me it's Solo Leveling
Will you guys finally do something to yostars and catfood HQs if next collab is not Saki Part 3? You better do something or i will lose all my respect for you guys.
>>578580572we'll move to riichi city
>>578580572We don't want more stinky g*rl collabs.
Majsoul Friends Room 27580(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27580
>>578580909>pluralis maiestatis>bad opinion
>>578581029Started!
>>578580572I already moved to Riichi City. I don't care what Kikefood and Yojew do.
>>578581271That's cool, but you don't need to tell us about it every time, seamus2008.
>>578581359you'll never find out who I am
>>578578635I love all shonen
>>578581681this but shota
Why is pixiv obsessed with melanin
We need more dogs and fewer cats.
>>578578635Give some examples
>>578578635Saki is basically just battle shounen but with mahjong
>>578578635It's soft seinen.
Saki made me troon >w< I really am the cute girl that gets rinshan dora 3 xD
>>578583550Many are saying this
>>578582836HISS
>>578578635Is Hikaru no Go a battle shonen?
>>578583856It's kino.
There aren't many cat characters in the game by number. They're just so popular that you see them often.
>>578582836We need more horses and fewer dogs
>>578584260We need more horses and fewer cats.
>>578584353Woah there, now hold your horses.
>>578581029gg
>>578581029ggs!
>>578584704No way is this real......
>>578581029ggs true mahjong happened in there
>>578584942
NyanDabunyan
>>578582836Fewer cats you say?
>16% deal in rate 30% 4th rate m1 magically doesn't ever deal in and gets first against meGreat game.
The forest horses and bunnies are shitting in the woods where I hike
>>578586103I like shitting the most!kaguyahime-10.png
>>578586103Does a rabbit shit in the woods?
>>578586103sinon-1.png
I don't get the sinon shit meme
>>578586103>forest horses
>>578586690Another case of one anon hating another anon that mains her
Did you know? Steves name Krist eve is a japanese pun on kurisumasu eve (christmas eve)
>>578586901I like Sinon and I could care less about anyone who mains her but I just think toilet humor is the peak of all jokes
Sank you merry christmas
>page 6
meri kurinjumasu, mista lawrencemeri kurinjimasu
I hope that she gets a rate up before the end of the year, or a choose-your-own rate up.I already pay piggied for one of her outfits last month. I have to wait to pay piggy for the other because gacha games only offer their virtually unlimited goods at specific times.It sounds quiet outside. think that the storm has passed. Maybe a little doko is in order during the waning burgerhours...
Draft me as a (mildly) wild card, kind of. U wot?
Just 8 more skins (less if I can get a couple bonds in a reasonable timeframe) and 98 pulls and I'm not whaling ever again
>>578579304>PS3 sprites
>>578588843There's always more blubber to cut, anon.
I think I'm just gonna pump a dozen more levels into my Slaking and hyper beam the fuck out of elite 4 and champion, except for the ghost chick, and stop playing pookemon for a while
>>578589602How can you have trouble beating a game for 5 year olders, Yuzufag?
>>5785897195 year olds have more time to grind.Pokemon doesn't really have smart grinding strategies. This is why you should play JRPGs made for adults, which allow strategy.
>>578586690it's NTR TO's favourite meme
I am too lazy to send back profile emotes anymore
>>578590142I expect an emote back or there will be consequences for your inaction
>>578589719You have trouble with everything when you're 5 years old yourself
>>578590142That's okay Anon. Let's just get you on this list right here...
Majsoul Friends Room 43644(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43644Emote for emote?
we can go band for band
>>5785907424/4 fast joiners!
>>578578635Does Yomi No Tsugai count?I guess it does but I've been enjoying it.
>>578590742mhmmm maturely breasted women
>>578583550I have yet to see any such entity actually be "cute"
>>578591371Looks like full metal alchemist
>>578591371That's because its the same author.
>>578591682meant for >>578591587
>>578591587collab when
>>578590742I love hags
>>578591781After the soul eater collab
>>578591781I will be the famous Lust
>>578591974Lusti?
No telly, no tourney …
>>578591965After the shaman king collab
announce the saint september tourney already
>>578578635only the good ones
>>578591965is soul eater any good?
>>578592228It's snake september this time.
>>578578635I think the last shonen I watched/read was like 3 chapters of JJK before deciding I am done with the genre. Makes sense though, I either like when the media has a lot of intriguing dialogue or when it barely has any. These mid tier filler speeches and talks are just unbearable imo
>>578592228Most of you aren't even master 2
Come to think of it FMA was really nice in that it new to END in a reasonable amlount of time
suuma september
>>578592251It was when I was 14
SANMA SEPTEMBER
>>578578635>he's not watching dodge danko this season
>>578592491
>>578592404JJK just plain sucks, what meager interesting concepts it has, it squanders, like a bad fusion of YYH and bleach
>>578592798>like a bad fusion of YYH and bleachthose are pretty bad aswell, even with nostalgia I dont think I can sit through 2 episodes of those.
The stupidest person I ever met was a One Piece fan.
>>578592883if you can't sit through the first 2 eps of YYH, you might just be brainrotted, maybe isekaislop is more your speed
>>578593183It is just extremely uninteresting, dont care that you watched it as a kid.
>>578593136no one physically or mentally over 7 years old could possibly like wanpiss in the first place
>>578592404>the media has a lot of intriguing dialogueDoesn't exist
>>578593346Fact check: true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcgKUcJKxIs
>>578593589Shut the fuck up.
>>578593589
Kill yourself ShouryuI know it's you
>>578593763Everyone knows its Shouryu, Odinedge and Reggro with the cynthiaslop
>>578593845Don't forget about Floats!
>>578593260you can think that if it makes you feel better, but objectively it's one of the more interesting starts for a series, with the main character already dead and exploring his relationship with those close to him before he even gets to fight anyone at allit only proves you too zoomerbrained to even let a series properly establish its core tenets before deciding it has no value to you
>>578593993>>578593993>>578593993
>>578593845hey you forgot me
>>578593959I never said it has not an interesting premise, but as always it completely squanders it by exploring how his death affected those close to him on a completely surface level before returning to the status quo of him being back alive and everyone just accepting it.I mean it makes sense, this is a shonen for 12 year old boys, they want action and fights not some kid suffering from PTSD because his death caused immense suffering to those close to him
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