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>TOBYYYYYYYYY>GRANT ME KRISIE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
seamvil thread?
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>chapter 6>6YupIt's Gaster. Wingdings Gaster himself in the bones appearing on screen and introducing himself for the lucky people who never interacted with the fandom.No Knight identity. No clarification on what happened that day. All that shit pushed to 7.
SUSELLEDESSRIELCATTI X BERDLYRALSEI BANISHED AND FUCKING DESS'S GUITARKRIS? KEKOLD, ALONE AND LAUGHING STOCK WHEN THEY GET ADDED TO SMASH!
>>578498771p'raps
>>578498771A rare sight, but a welcome one
impersonal creations anchorreply with other anons' work!
>>578498779https://files.catbox.moe/vfmxmq.pngwas drawing this for a friend but I gave up after like 4 hours of figuring out how to draw this and coping with the fact I never really was a ralsei drawer at all up until now
>>578498914we must take advantage of this opportunity
>>578498843>chapter 6suselle kiss scene
So what soul mode(s) do we think they'll use in their fight next chapter?
>>578498957
>>578499047looks bad, sorry
Get your Kris toy get a little laugh they (pronounced thoy)
>>578499079the cuck soul (cyan)you stand still while susie solo's the boss
https://youtu.be/edj4tuH9Tg8?t=1780
>>578499047That was a fucking flashbang and a half anon
>>578499065Why are foids like this?
>>578499079CyanBut in the fight against the Dess Guitar Darkner Who Acts Like DessBecause baseball is standing still and waiting for the right moment to swing
>>578499063LET'S SPIN THIS CAROUSEL!
kris dreemurr... the first cuckold character to be added in smash bros...
>>578499234FRIEND... Digital cat... Digital Monster...
>>578499249because they're based, retard.
Nobody is drawing my basic vanilla fetish with Kris despite Deltarune being extremly popular and I'm tempted to pay someone money to draw it for me
>>578499249Because they hate men
A classic.
>>578498957bawm bwom...
>>578499295What about Mario and Bowser
now that the pippshittery is over, we just devolved with noelposting.imma bet 2 nickels that noelposters are pippshitters/spoidtennatards.
>>578499390I drew and I'll draw again Unless you consider Kriselle inherently not vanilla
>>578499650I was a jevilposter turned spamtonposter before turning over to noelposting
>>578499291A BEAUTY IS JOYING IN MY HEART!
>>578499650Why did Noel post this?
>>578499759Kriselle is vanillawhat does your art look like?
>>578499432I do not think any of the foids in this general are man haters lol
Get your ticket if they're anywhere near you, Ill be uploading pics on the 27th in Los Angeles
I love when women draw penises without ref and it looks funny
???Isn't Noel a boy thing? He's not a sexyman and hates woke stuff
Noel is defo a school shooter archetype
I love fish
>>578499242Yea you're welcome glad my art could deliver its impact
>>578499865Every fujo is
>>578499939>my headcanon OC is a school shooterspeaks more about what you project onto that thing than what it is.
I would like Noel more if he was actually Noelle but boy and not some weird shitty /utg/ chud OC wearing the concept's skin
>>578500034You're telling me if Noelle was male he wouldn't throwing off redflag law vibes?
Will the Police Sacrifice Next Week be in chappy 6 or in chappy 7
>>578498779chapter 7 spoilers
>>578500106so if men have any kind of edge, they're a danger but women if they are edgy are cool tomboys?baka, i feel so sexismed right now, i think imma cry and punch my pillow.
I wish the artist who drew Pink with doll joints was still around
>>578500125Chapter 7 is going to be where fucking everything happens at this point manWe're not going to get any answers until the endI guess Undertale was sorta similar with most of its core plot being unknown until New Home and True Lab randomly lorebombed you but it feels much, much worse when it's done over a 30 hour game being released piece by piece over the span of a decade
>11 years to finish Deltarune>Chapter 1 was released in 2018Yeah, we are getting Chapter 8.
>>578500316>We're not going to get any answers until the endyou should know better than that anon...
>>578500218No, Noel just looks like a pussy instead of a dominant bully
>>578500308to be fair, i would red flag that bitch hard if it was a troon, because you are not your wisest if you indulge on the titty skittles and someone called you a sir.>https://youtu.be/7lX24RKQQM4?list=LL&t=144
>>578500420Oh yeah I'm being too optimistic aren't IThere's a chance half the mysteries just don't get answered even when the ending comes, isn't there
>Gaster experiment number 5785Transforming Noel into Noelle for one month to see if this changes his twisted personality.
>>578500386he will just postpone chapter 7 release
>>578500425
>>578500218This >>578500437Those types are the ones to bring a gun to a classroom in terms of personality profiles
I've seen a tweet of a sprite edit of Pink with massive titas and I can't find it. Fffuckkkkk let me see my likes aaaaaah!!!!
>>578500529or that
>>578499650At least the pippinfags admitted their OCs were OCs instead of trying to pass them off as how a canon character would act in a different circumstance
Confess.
Donald Trump would be the male version of Susie as a tall hunchbacked bully
>>578500559and you believe women can't clear a classroom full of brats with a semi-auto?kinda sexist.
>>578500489I legitamately believe Dess will not actually make an apperance beyond that shadow sprite and Toby will simply leave the inference/implication of the Knight but never outright confirm.
>>578500631I think Deltarune's legacy will be just shipping drama and no one gives a fuck about the story anymore
>>578500586>chapter 6 will answer nothing but that thing... oh that horrible thing...>sits on chapter 7 for 2 years and a half
>>578500662>I don't even wait. And when you're a bigshot, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the bussy
>>578500631Chapter 5 killed my interest in the overarching plot and I'm just here for the hype and aura moments.
>>578500723>implying the story aspect is actually going to be that day... that horrible day...>implying it's not just going to be some shit nobody cared about nor wanted to be prioritized first
>>578500691someone would kill toby if he did it
RAPINDOOMER~
>>578500662If he was a 7ft purple dinosaur I think that would make 10 times more endearing
>>578500847I wasn't specifically talking about THAT horrible thing... oooohhh... I was just fagueposting like toby did
>>578500912finally some good news.
>>578500723>chapter 6>shipping drama>suselle kiss scene>shipping shit and chapter ends when rudy finally croaksBOOM
>>578500631I liked Chapter 5 and believed that the brief departure from plot progression was fine but the newsletter with Toby going "btw chapter 6 is only gonna answer one single thing and it probably isn't what you expect lol everything else is getting saved for the end lmao" killed my optimismYes I know I said this earlier
>>578500986yo broski, where do you think darkworld 6 will be?I think Bunker, and 7 will be the ominous ''depths'' - perhaps we have to freedive to it in the middle of the lake in the normal route.
>>578500631i can’t stop thinking about the artwork of blob flowery lapping up period blood. i think it’s changing my brain chemistry because i’m not disgusted by it
>>578500610yeah nah, they actually never did admit to that.they wanted to turn the argument around with all the "but what about spamelle/jevelle, hmmmmm?"them bitches don't know that i don't use logic on myself, because self-defeating logic is for people that wear cock cages and women.
>>578500316Imagine if Undertale's plot was that there's a society of monsters living underground, but there's no barrier, they're just choosing to live down there, and you don't know why, and the intro tells you that Frisk came to the underground with a specific goal in mind, but you don't know what that goal is, and Asgore occasionally shows up throughout the game to kill some monsters before immediately fleeing from you, but you have no idea why he's doing that, and then all of those answers are revealed in the last 20 minutes of the game. Also, the game is 40 hours long.That's what Deltarune is going to be.
>>578500631I jerked off to the same image anon is talking about
>>578500631 I wasted my life fixating on Deltarune. Chapter 5 was one thing but after that newsletter I'm so fucking depressed
at least Noel is sexy
>>578501504the chest fluff is what does it for me
im hungyover
do you guys think papyrus will do anything in the next two chapters or nah
>>578501654What is this, a hungover for ants???
>>578500631I'm jealous of women for being able to draw with their period blood
>>578501692he's not appearing, and neither might asriel
>>578501692He will turn up at somepoint. Deltarune preceeds Undertale and he came with Sans before the exodus, so we might see him if Toby shows Sans preparing to leave when the Roaring/Angel/Endtimes appears
>>578501258we still have two places to be that don't seem all too obvious.
>every chapter is based on a holiday or dreemurr member>chapter 6 is the rudy one>he gets the shipping onekek
>>578501258Hospital. NormalNPC has been a signpost for Dark Worlds consistently so far and it seems like the Hospital is the next one, which is omninous as fuck if chapter 5 was the last "fun" chapter
>>578502014he wasn't around Kris' house or the church?
>>578501916QC’s diner “the diner!” and the jail…
Using janitorai for the first time and reaching levels of debauchery I didnt even fully know I was capable of. Im sorry fave, I think its scary too
>>578502064He was around the book of monster funery rites which is referenced with the jar of ashes in the later chapter, house is the only loose end because it would be weird having him in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT9rFLj4p8g
>>578501964>grooming noelledon't mind if i do.
>>578501504trannyfucker and a pedo, nice....Kraut? what letter coems after A when it comes naming cyclones?
>>578502208>He was around the book of monster funery rites which is referenced with the jar of ashes in the later chapterWell, there you go. Norm being near the hospital could just mean that Rudy will be important in 6, and not necessarily the hospital.
>>578502161wow, you are 100% wrongmaybe you should be in jail but that's not deltarune canon.
>>578502421True
>>578501504>both threadshitters hate noelwtf i love noel now
>>578502014How can this be used as a pattern when Normie was still in the librarby in Chapter 4 and never went anywhere near the church
Remember to flower your flowers!
>>578502585>in the librarby in Chapter 4 and never went anywhere near the churchSee >>578502208
>threadshitters don’t like it when women are into fat old men>threadshitters don’t like it when women are into twinky furry boysWell what are they suppose to like then?
>>578501953Chapter 1 - Asriel? Seam belonged to him and every asshole in chapter 1 is glazing AsrielChapter 2 - NoelleChapter 3 - KrisChapter 4 - Toriel? The whole dark world plot was to rescue herChapter 5 - AsgoreChapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8? -Will Rudy and Carol get their own chapter? Will Dess get her own as well?
>>578502685He never went anywhere that remotely foreshadowed Flower King unless you count the Lake because it's close to it (but if anything the Lake would be about the weird route)
>>578502493Noel should be the /utg/ mascot besides FujoPippins and hang out with the dice against his will
>>578502769I like dommy mommies.
>>578502797>unless you count the Lake because it's close to it (but if anything the Lake would be about the weird route)He was AT the lake anon
>>578501916I've always wondered what has to be behind the police barricades past the hospital. It couldn't just be flavor decoration because then why put anything there in the first place? We'll probably see it next chapter or two
>>578502153Sex sex sex sex the fish sex the cute chubby fish woman sexs and then the sex the fish sex strongfat fish who is still muscular enough beneath it to twist you into a pretzel sex with the fish sex the sex sex and sex the fishfish :)
SPICY HOT TAKE: Flowery should've had a daughter named Flowelle who says JARAGON BRAZER
>>578502797Lake is relevant for both normal and weird routes anon
>>578502769now, i would start looking into myself if every garbage taste could be tracked by "threadshitters" to originate from women.maybe women have really shit taste whose specific footprint, tonality is always feminine and always passive-aggressive, but zero banter, always pissy but never assertive.maybe the problem is YOU and maybe if you were just like the others, your bad taste would literally be indistinguishable from everyone else and i wouldn't be able to tell them apart.maybe its sadder that i know they are women by their garbage taste alone.
holy word salad
>>578500695Attack on Titan out of NOWHERE
>words words words
>>578503034Post your face. If you won’t, draw yourself doing one of your krautisms like in all those flowey drawings
>>578502769Women aren't into twinky furry boys
>>578502962DING! DING! DING!that's the ticket!we still need to go the place where it happened.the place where it snowed.and lastly, of course... the bunker.a place where a permanent dark world has been teeming for a long while. maybe even longer than the school's... unless the bunker's darkness seeped through the soil and cracked through the school somehow.whatever is in the bunker had time to prepare for you.imagine if the knight made a titan in there.in ch4, a fresh titan became mature in minutes, what if we gave it days? months? maybe even years?even the townsfolk seem to know that its bad news. they obviously don't know, but they are clearly unsettled.
>>578502884I'm just saying man this theory is such a stretch and relies on ignoring Chapter 3, shaky indirect connections like showing up at the Lake which is sorta close to Flower King, and ignoring parts that don't foreshadow anything about the locationCh2 era Chess Theory had more evidence than this>>578503004The theory in question is that Normal NPC stands somewhere relevant to the next Dark World location, not that he just goes wherever will be relevantAnd even if the hospital isn't the Dark World, the hospital will still likely be relevant because Rudy's in it and he's probably dying next chapter
>>578503268>Women aren't into twinky furry boysOh have I got news for you anon
>>578502769hags
>>578503387That's not Susie, Susie has a thinner than expected frame under her baggie clothes with a large and bouncy ass and breasts...
>tfw chapter 5 is similar to chapter 1Chapter 6 will be similar to chapter 2 and it will be filled with shipping drama
>>578502846>>578503534So femanons should only be lesbians?
i wish i could draw...
>>578503545No. Susie is chubby butch country girl arcgetype with freckles around her sturdy frame
the hospital would be so fucking boring as a dark world location
>>578503545anon............ reptiles do not have breasts
>>578503643Suddenly I have a mighty need
>>578503268>>578502769>>578503034one of my exes (not genebeard, and not goth gangsta chick, other one) really is into femboys. I told her she's barking up the wrong tree and she is aware of her folly. Thing is, she isn't a sore bitch that has a perpetual period like the girls on here.Kraut is handsome, honest and smartI'm smart, cute and richFucking femanons got no idea they got S quality available and rather chase dragons like a heroin addict chasing the feeling of their first high. It is folly.
>>578503608Yes.
Why "monsters", tho? It's understandable in Monsters Inc. because they scare children, but why they're "monsters" in Undertale? Ghosts, skeletons, werewolves, demons, man-eating spiders, they're all from scary stories...
>>578503767I would say threadshitters should only be gay to please the women here then too, but >>578503723 it looks like they already are
>>578503661It's going to be school bro.
>>578503814please then, suggest a new name for all sentient non-humans in deltarune
>>578503814RPG monsters
>>578503814It's meant to be part of that all "subvert RPG conventions" thing Toby was huffing up. You kill monsters in RPGs
>>578503814monsters are RPG enemies dummy
>>578503767Not if they want to have sex, lesbian ''sex'' is just perpetual foreplay. a dick needs to be involved for sex
>>578503910>>578503918What about in-universe reason?
>>578503962lol
>>578503723That does not mean they want to be with femboys
>>578503920Don’t worry, fave will wear the strap
>>578503896You literally can use any random word. Etherians or something.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY SWING IT SWING IT PAPI PAPI COO TENNY TOO TV TV TENNY WENNY WOO WOO SWINGAREELIDOO WINNY WOO JENNY RENNY JOO TENNY SHENNY WENNY PENNY FENNY FOO FOO ROO ROO REE ROO ROO! OH YEAHHHHH SWING IT BABY SWING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI LOVE TV! TV WINNY WONNAROOOOOOO!
>>578503962Why do minorities sometimes call themselves slurs? For all we know Monster was term they embraced to take hold of their identity from the humans who put the label on them
>>578503767Little white dog hands typed this
>>578504078Ugly laughed
It's unrealistic that a woman would ever be attracted to Noelle
>>578503962Since monsters and humans used to live together the word "monster" was probably originally coined in-universe to refer to the species instead of having some separate origin
Noel is a biological male
We deserve every bad post
>>578504115That's why they invented Noel
>>578503678reptiles also don't have hair so susie booba it is
>>578504140Mettaton is mechanical male
>>578504140lame as hell. No creativity at all. BORING
>>578504040>Etherianssounds like something from a sci-fi novel written by a plus-sized lgbtq+ female in her twenties.you're gay, kiddo
>>578504158No woman would be attracted to Noel either
>>578503449>>578503723Can femanons post some twinky furry boys they like? I am intrigued by their taste in anthro men.
>>578504016she did, and lamented how all of them are gay.
>>578504236please post an image so i can filter you kraut
>>578504140this art is exceedingly cute. Maybe all the lightners should be cute boys
please don't filter me...
>>578504372lel
>>578504372Damn he's got good form
Why dragons are so lame in this franchise? Where's giant fire-breathing quadrupedals flying on leather-wings?
>>578504418good enough to impress tenna, as you can see
>>578504357why stopping at lightners?
>>578504427eternal punishment for so sorry being forced to exist
>>578503723my classmate's daughter is a goth chick, but i just call her "necromancer" (Totenbeschwörer) instead of her real name.>>578503198*dreamy sigh* i wish i could d-raw.can i please raw?
>>578504427Because true dragons are archetypes of destruction or progressive evil. If you want to have a true dragon it would need to be a villain
>>578504372this is what napstablook and maddie have to watch every day now btw
>>578504628The same can be said about every monster type, tho.
vs Susie will be a green soul battle
>>578504153I regret to inform you but it didn't happen
>>578498629I love these two. >>578498771Blessed old men.
>>578504628Thats a dumbass eurocentric kids book depiction of dragons, hoarding all their wealth and shit to be glorified lootboxes."real" dragons (or Old, as you meant to say) are straight up avatars of good luck
>>578504664Ruins dummy was excluded because he's busy being seam and eram
>>578504589Y-you want to do me raw krautsie!? I thought I was coming onto you strong…
>>578504760Dragons are an historical archetype across cultural history however. A living skeleton can mean or be defined by many things, but dragons are almost always a great power someone must overcome to transcend
LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY IN A DIFFERENT AGEWHEN I WAS A DUMB YOUNG GUYFOSSILIZED PHOTOS OF MY LIFE THENILLUSTRATE WHAT AN EASY PREY I MUST HAVE BEENSTANDING IN THE SUN, IDIOT SAVANTSOMETHING LIKE A MONUMENTI'M A DINOSAUR, SOMEBODY IS DIGGING MY BONESIGNORANCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING I EXCEL INFOLLOWED BY NAIVETE AND PRIDEDOESN'T TAKE A SCIENTIST TO SEE HOWANY CLEVER PREDATOR COULD HAVE A PIECE OF MESTANDING IN THE SUN, IDIOT SAVANTSOMETHING LIKE A MONUMENTI'M A DINOSAUR, SOMEBODY IS DIGGING MY BONESWHEN I LOOK BACK ON THE PASTIT'S A WONDER I'M NOT YET EXTINCTALL THE MISTAKES AND BAD JUDGEMENTS I MADENEARLY PUSHED ME TO THE BRINKIT DOESN'T PAY TO BE TOO NICEIT'S THE ONE THING I HAVE LEARNEDSTILL, I MADE MY FOSSIL BEDNOW I TOSS AND TURNI'M A DINOSAUR, SOMEBODY IS DIGGING MY BONES
Deltarune is Homestuck>chapter 5 adds planters = act 5 adds trolls>chapter 6 will be shipping drama = act 6 is filled with shipping drama
>>578504889who owns the concept of a dragon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cYeZJVEZ6c>deltaurne chapters never have answers
>>578504963The fucking Chinese
Undyne if she was a cute boy
>>578504286They're gay because women don't like them
>>578504889"""Real""" old dragons are spiritual beings of pure malice and incomprehensible evil from mesopotamia, early demons.
>>578504932or get transcended by~ >>578504589I take it my ex I told you about was too much for your taste? the goth/punk gal that stole shit , fixed cars and AK'd a teen.
>>578505237this is just spyro down to the powerups and evil variant
>>578505323You mean Malefor?
I'm surprised there aren't any Phoenix monsters. There's Greek variant, Slavic variant, Chinese variant, Arabian variant, the list goes on.
pink will no-diff seam in chapter 6
>>578504628potential eram upscale
There are no Goblins in the Underground because they were all wiped out for being too humanlike after Asgore's war declaration
>>578504960>please please please please PLEASE care about homestuck
>>578504960No trolls until act 5? I've never read Homestuck but from what I've picked up against my will through social osmosis I thought the trolls would be more central.
Eram is the Dragon in Dragon Blazers
>>578505237I want Tasquedragon to rape me
>>578500631When I thought and felt I was dying from self neglect during chapter 1 days I imagined seam was there and felt a little less shitty when I cried from pain and disorientation. I remember making artworks of the chapter 1 darkworld during that bed ridden time. Seam is one of the characters that would eventually activate my furry sleeper agent later since him being a plushy bypassed the natural aversion I have to fur. Going to sleep thinking about Seam, Jevil and Roulx made me feel a little better back then.
>>578505557i swear ERAM is meant to evoke the Wizard with Fireshock
Ever since the day we metA parcel of my mind's lost to youWhen you made my name the same just as the one you love, then I knewMaybe to your view, I'm just a faintly colored hue, that's alrightEven if the only things you say are yes or no, I'll see blue sky.
>>578505597Not how it works lady.
how do i get people to make fanart for my game like toby does for his
>>578505686I don't fully believe my own statement but you could make an argument that the dragon in Skies Forever Blue makes the exact same noise as Eram when it takes its last hit
>>578505829homestuck
What was little Krissy's problem?
>>578505829Do you have interesting or cute characters?
>>578498779I'm a Dess knight denier I just like her as Knight esthetically.I had fever while finishing it originally so I literally just forgot to add some shit to it, so I'll post it again one more time, because I'm better now and it bugged me a lot, I hate coming back to finished stuff.
>>578505902you ever just look at your psd file after a month or so and wonder if drawing art requires a slight hint of schizophrenia
>>578505556Act 5 is when the acts got really long. If you look at page count it starts a quarter of the way through the story
why did gaster make bratty lonely and mean in his simulation?
>>578502996
>>578505902I see some of the differences from the previous one. You can just call this another variant rather than "returning to a finished drawing">>578506057Are you talking about the number of layers or something else?
>>578503198not very good at artistic things.i am better at autistic things.>https://files.catbox.moe/4ilrdt.pngplease make fun of it.
Weird route ending for chapter 5 confirms this is like an Inscryption type of meta right
>>578506352>alpine
>>578506352fundamentally offputting creature
>>578506352>please make fun of it.If yiik tried to be a chad but ended up looking like a chud? idk that's the best i've got.
>>578498779
>>578506648undyne gaster...
>>578506352Zach hadel but fat?
>>578498629Hoo...
>>578506352Thank you krautbabe for being good for mommy, it’s going up on the fridge
>>578505774super cute fish
>>578506831ShhhhhGo to sleep
>>578506774i am thinner than zach.>>578506521the sunken eyes i have actively add murderhobo energy.>>578506486actually the nicest thing i've heard.i've worked hard on it.
>>578506890...man!
>>578506831it's just the euro weekend
>>578506634Hey look, taurelle is back!
>>578505829cunny
>>578506892can i rape your mouth now or is it a bad time?
>>578507178Imagine Asgore and Asriel spitroasting Chara....
>>578500529He won't have to postpone it because 7 will be freakishly large and hellish to develop
>>578507217I think the first stream became a core memory for me when he walked into the first new room in the ruins
>>578507319>7B will be released the same time as 7do people actually expect you are getting shelter hell gaster shit and the other one is holiday manor?
>>578507172That’s no way to talk to mommy. I think you need your nappy changed because you’re getting cranky…
after deltarune comes undertale 2
>>578507172no no NO NO NO NO!You don't fucking ASK''roses are red''''violets are blue''''we are having sex''''because I'm stronger than you''
>>578507551do i look like i am from lousianna/missouri?you're a bunch of stuff, but not a mom.not like we can't change that.
>>578507314This happened in Deltarune but instead of Chara it was Kris.
>>578506057Because it does
>>578507509weird route fags are getting too big for their britches
>>578507509I feel like they have to be fundamentally different chapters but I can't imagine They'll take place in entirely different locations with brand new assets. It's Chapter 7B, not Chapter 8, yknow?
>>578507636Chara is hotter than Kris the cuck
>>578507663weird route fags are banging big fat bitches
>yes I do believe murdering schoolkids will give me the good ending
No wonder why kraut isn’t getting women, he has facial hair
>>578505686>>578505842Dragon Blazers changed stuff from Lord of the Hammer. Maybe it made the magician and the dragon the same character for the sake of narrative compression. JRPGs love traitorous party members.
I want the true ending where gaster says welcome to my green and in between room
Hey (you)! Yes (you). Explain in detail how you were raped/molested or groomed.
>>578507786trusty the plan.yes, russian peasants, do not storm the palace.everything will fall into placefive dimensional underwater backgammon.
>>578507850Loli Krismas molested me and raped me.
>>578507786>I asked if like... that meant if we won, and like...>She just said... it was better than winning. Heh.
>>578507684>"same time as 7"Nah. Both will be released at the same time.
>>578507786>yes I do believe I get the epic horror gaster exclusive content and you get the suselle normal cuck shit content
>>578507873... is berdly the tzar in this scenario?
>>578507850a fuckinge whore classmate groped my ass in school
I want bratty where is the krisxbratty ending
>>578507684>It's Chapter 7B, not Chapter 8, yknow?It's 7b instead of 8 because 8 would imply it takes place sequentially after 7 while 7b implies it's the alternate side of 7. I don't think there will be any asset overlap between 7 and 7b (aside from maybe the ending) because Toby said they haven't started on 7 at all yet. But they'll be parallels to one another. Calling it chapter 8 wouldn't make sense because it's not the chapter after 7.
>>578508092let me guess, fat and not hot?
fuck bros... I AM HOPINGI AM HOPING THAT CHAPTER 7 IS FUCKING HOLIDAY MANOR
>>578508051that's a bit too real.yowchers.
>>578508352why are americans so gay?
>>578508352I want the woman to dominate me but I still want to be the centerpiece, get it right sir.
>>578508083sure, why not?they always say mother russia is a queen of ice.a queen that freezes her enemies that enter her domain.
>>578508172
>>578502165I use it to eat my faves whole
What the fuck does this meeeean???Okay, Gilded Rose have an excuse of being potentially Chapter 6-7 item. But the Title and Sheary dialogue are not so easily explained away.
>>578508527
>>578508051the only people getting cucked are the youtube gametheory kiddos
>>578508352if you are gay, you would not notice that you are losing two friends simultaneously to eachother while they reject you.of course you flaunt your shit sucking on the darkner's pole, knowing that when sun shines through, you are all alone again.you did not make friends.you lost everything.and worst of all: you're gay.when the sun rises again and shines throug the closet, you will be found craddling toys like a child. your only company is darkness and your last remaining friends are now friends with eachother more than they ever have been with you.you are where you started. a loner freak.
in 2 years, ch1 will be 10 years old.
>>578508765Why do "muh kris getting cucked" fags always forget/ignore Kris's entire relationship with Susie is built on them manipulating and lying to her for the sake of some undefined promiseWhy does Kris "deserve" her any more
>>578509026Because Kris developed feelings for her lmao
I still can’t believe Undertale was the warmup game.
>>578508765Somehow numbersbro seems really happy regardless?
>>578509026theyre not thinking theyre just reheating /dbs/ leftovers hoping to set someone off
>>578509026OH, i guess that makes it all okay.sure, noelle, why don't you tell susie about my small dick and how little our friendship meant to you while you nostalgia-bait me for an entire chapter and then piss on my rug and blame it on the dog.yeah, why don't you piggyback off of me socializing my own bully and becoming friends with her through all the adventures we've been having, growing as people together, just to see you put me back to square.sure, my vague non-descript "betrayal" is more evil than your explicit abuse of what we had just to get what i want.noelle deserves to be proceeded and i am tired of pretending she doesn't.
Uuuu
>>578508765aren't you a 30+ y.o virgin too? You're a loner freak too
>>578509205If only making Undertale taught Toby that "leave every single plot point to only be resolved in the last 20 minutes and vaguepost about them halfway through to make the player more eager to see them" only works when your game is a few hours long
>>578509026Kris is the protagonist of Deltarune so anything bad that happens to Kris is onobjectively bad
>>578509302>fantasizing about being humiliated about his small dickAnon...
>>578509368yeah but i am not gay (thank god)
Chapter 7 will be three times as long as a normal chapter A THIRD of your time playing Deltarune will be entirely in chapter 7
Chapter 6 - Shipping Chapter.That's why you skip it in weird route. Just total shipping drama and cuckold shit until Rudy dies.
Chapter 6 will be the evangelion elevator scene of deltarune
Watch as Rudy doesn't even die because le weird route ladder and Toby is too afraid to have anything actually happen before Chapter 7
>>578509536this is a likely possibility if chapter 6 goes down as the worst chapter ever
>>578509486Arguable
>>578509601>ch6>when the normal route becomes a weird route without weird route>ch4 but a lot more cryingcan't wait.
Toby tells you to come up with the official Dess designWhat will you do to make the most amount of people mad?
>>578509828BALDFATHUMAN
Chapter 6 is just a 12 minute video of toby fox jerking off to touhou doujins in the icee mask
>>578509828
>>578509828Make her look goofy and also an abuser chud who hates Kris
>>578509828HumanKris's biological sisterUgly as sin
>>578509407This thing that hasn’t happened makes me mad, too.
>>578509828make her wear the "i love canada"-shirt
>>578509536Chapter 7 Act 1: The RoaringChapter 7 Act 2: Revisiting old dark worlds to frantically attempt to seal fountains and stop The Roaring (doesn't work)Chapter 7 Act 3: The Sjelter (after you get the last code from Tsundere Cactus Plantner in TV World)
>chapter 6Suselle kissing sceneKris watching like a cuckPizzapants getting cucked by Bratty or Catty if you don't pick Nice Cream guyEven the Darkners reenact cuck drama shitBerdly and Catti show up, Catti is the angry fan representation who constantly seethes at Suselle, falls in love with Berdly to kill off Kerdly and KrattiRudy and Ralsei trying not to drown from all the dramaRudy dies
>>578509828Make Dess not a tomboy who looks like a clone of Susie and has the same hair color as Noelle
>>578510061This is true because Tsundere cactus is relevant
>>578510048The joke doesn't fucking work when you don't see the half D that looks like an L you dumbass who's Ana does she like the girl from Mother 1 or what
Seriously though, is Dess gonna be human? I heard there was some proof because of shoes or whatever
>>578510182i know, but i ran out of space for the drawing.the shape of the coat obscurring it needs to be "natural" and i couldn't make it good-ish
>>578510252She's canonically in Undertale, so if Dess is a human that would make Undertale Asgore even more of a clown
has anyone noticed how Papyrus and Kris are never in the same room at the same time?
>>578509352I almost had a stroke and thought I posted this myself. Cute Aqua!!
>>578509828one side buzz cut and dyed some ugly coloryou know the kind of haircut you see on fat liberal millenial women
>>578510342So it's very likely then
>human DessDESS MADE ME KILL BERDLY AND RAPE NOELLE!
There was no good reason why chapter 5 was japanese
>>578510579https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mono_no_aware
>>578510579toby is a cunnygod. you might not like it but thats his reasoning
>>578510756the moment he finds out that straight people have been interpretating stuff in his game differently, he'll immediately change the characters.
>>578507910No, Dess.
>>578509828make her canonically 13 so you cant easily draw gooner art of her
If I'm riding an air current, and I see a sea serpent pussywillow on the other side, I'm sorry, I'm going to be fearful, I'm going to question if it can even land safely
>DELTARUNE SUCKStrue?
>>578511249When chapter 6 releases? Yeah. Toby wants you to get hyped for Krusie/Suselle/Kriselle drama until 6 gets fucking released.
>watching harder drawings than the sketches i been doing >90 min for one anime girl what... it's not going to be 10 minute doodles forever?
>>578511249Deltarune sucks right up until the next chapter comes out, and about a week after, and then returns to sucking. So after the final chapter comes out, Deltarune will suck, forever
>"Progress is going well! By the way I'm making Chapter 6 bad on purpose"Why did he say that
>>578512164Because shippers are fucking annoying and he wants to deal with them asap
>>578512164I'm ok with Chapter 6 being a bit shorter than other chapters. If you haven't replayed Chapter 5 again, try it, its too fucking long
>>578512164>progress hasn't been update for a whole month so far
>>578512742You have ADHD, it should be even longer
i think every chapter should be longer
chapter 6 is the air fried takoyaki of deltarune
>>578512859Correct
>>578512164He keeps trying to let people down gently and has been since the original FAQ
>>578512859didn't toby say they'll be shorter? or did i misread that its just taking less time to make?
Catti relevancy...Chapter 6....I sense it...
they should just remove combat since toby wants to do a bunch of fuckin' minigames instead
yeah the 10 hour chapter should be longer because deltarune isnt already ending up a nightmare to replayfuck off,,,
>>578512082>Perpetually miserable EuropeansDon't worry, even twitter is angry as fuck at Suselle
>>578513014i still don't understand what made susellefags turn their backs on it so hard
>>578513084writing too corny susie belongs with me (not kris, me)
>>578513014kraut no one cares
>>578513084functional illiteracy and terrible memorymost people have not watched the suselle ferris wheel sequence for example for yearsand therefore believe, wrongly and profoundly stupidly, that suselle came out of nowhere, or that susie never showed interest in noelle another consequence of the episodic release structure
On the left.>Normal sweet girl that pretends to be edgy to look cool.On the right.>Genuine BPD schizophrenic operating with a barely functional mask pretending to be normal.
kek imagine normal route legacy will just be "suselle cuck route"
How do you like your Knight porn!
If anyone had to get a NEW super form in chapter six, how would you design it
>>578513237>barely functional mask pretending to be normalIt seems pretty functional to me anon
>>578513394classy
Chapter 6 will fail to prove whether or not Rosebud really WAS his sled and therefore will be meaningless filler
>>578513336the post-2015 cuck obsession has made it impossible for any story to have relationship drama without people getting offended, feeling like their honor and masculinity has been attacked. I honestly do not know why saving face became so important to right-wing dudes all the sudden like full on ancient shame/honor culture stuff everyone constantly peacocking trying to show off how based they are
>>578513237Noelles mask actually works really well. Too well, even. She won't let anyone know what she's actually thinking aside from Kris. Her talk with Susie was so stunted because she refuses to be genuine about her actual feelings
>>578513627yeah, but most stories have the mc move on and be with someone else than living in constant misery. imagine the cuckolding happening at the final chapters of this game. now it truly becomes a cuck game fahaha.
>>578513963mmmmmmmm rape
>>578513209do explain what you mean with "functional illiteracy"?>suselle came out of nowherebut it was foreshadowed already back in ch2, faggots signtapped suselle in 2021 like its in the bible, they fucking HATED that the weird route gave non-fagrotted anons an alternative and immediately played it down.it was there all along.but it was garbage already then and falling off of the shitter and hitting your head on the toilet is not an excuse for mass amnesia in fagtopia.
>>578513627>>578513835It's because no one knows how to write love triangles anymore, they're just writing bad polyamorous relationships where no one ever communicates their feelings to each other. There is no contradiction if Susie, Noelle and Kris all started dating, no conflict was ever set up where that would be considered impossible.
>>578514068What will Kraut do when Kris is confirmed female
>>578514339enjoy the fact that kris will be drawn with enough dicks in her that i can put each thrust's length from here to tartaria.
It is pretty funny that most of the gamer rage about Suselle is predicated on the objectively, canonically false idea that Kris is a man.
>>578514339nta but people will force kerdly and kralsei hard.
>>578513627cuck humor is just funny and it makes people who take the characters hyper seriously really mad, which makes it even funnier
>>578476724You made me mad, Undertale did not in fact trannify Maddie, the ghosts gender was NEVER specified in any of the dialogue so it could very easily have been, and in my mind is, a girl ghost. And don't give me the "man brow" bullshit that's probably what made the ghost so insecure and why she sought out a new body. Trannies are the real tourists to Maddie, and while you may have taken over the early years, the Pink Renaissance will save us from your corruptive nature>>578513627Btw it's likely because more and more People immigrating from Muslim countries are getting internet access and trying to spread and enforce their culture, so blame them
kris could easily go for susie or noelle if they wanted and probably ralsei toothey aren't because they plan on betraying at least one of them, maybe all of them, and probably dying and it'll just hurt them more
>>578513627its especially weird when they're rooting for the girl to be got by the most traditionally masculine male in the story who would probably shun them for being basedbeans irl
>>578514339Transiton finally
>>578514876The ghosts are canon biological theys thoughever
>>578514707kris is not a man, kris is a they/themunless yuritards get a hold of kris, to take hold of her to ship with susie or noelle, then she is a girlnot when they ship him with ralsei, then he is a boy.but if you ship a boycoded kris with a noelle or susie? oh no... then they are angry.almost like...
theory: susie is a slut who would have latched onto anyone and noelle just made the first move
>>578515069i've never once seen a yuritard insist kris canonically has a vag.
>>578513627Media criticism became like this because there's a generation growing up with these stories where they want the main characters to accomplish the things they desire IRL, eg. get the girl, achieve your dreams, so if they "fail" they're seen as failures and cucks ( = losers) because it's a personal attack on the audience's own goals, and if someone lost, another person wonSee like, people mad at the end of my hero academia because the MC fulfilled his dream in a way that sounds noble and self sacrifical but also unsatisfyingAlso right wing grifting triples down on women being just trophies without agency so it became a divine commandment for a male character to get laid even if he doesn't want to or he's a loser; and lesbians exist as nothing but literary devices from liberal authors who hate men and want to take revenge on men by denying them the reward (the girl)
>>578515143that’s kind of how a teenagers first relationship goes typically, yeah
>>578515069"boycoded" or "girlcoded" Kris is just a different character entirely because that would Assume kris has any opinion on presentation and isn't just fine wearing Asriels Hand-me-downs
>>578515272I think Kris has a personal sense of style that's mostly suppressed outside dark worlds
>>578515272Kris seems to have an issue with wearing Asriel's hand-me-downs since when you walk up to their Castle Town closet the flavor text goes>* (There are all sorts of clothes. You could wear anything you want.)and they make liberal use of the Dark World ability to put on any costume instantlyIt seems like one of those "It doesn't bother me (Actually bothers me a lot)" things like watching Susie and Noelle get together
>>578515157they did that a few times here, the point is that these people hate straightness almost as much as i hate gayness.the response is gatekeeping ships based on how "straightcoded" something is.seriously mentally ill stuff, i like it.
>>578515237How am I supposed to know that?
>>578515534Kris is a full time Mettaton cosplayer and would wear nothing but MTT-brand slutwear if they could
>>578515534I don't understand what would drive Kris to suppress whatever it is they're suppressing when they live in woke utopia where the various -isms and -phobias that are pervasive in the real world don't exist.
>>578515143No, Susie literally talks about not being able to get Noelle’s smile out of her head since the first day she came to class. And that’s why she never bullied her. She’s been attracted to Noelle for a good long while. They just start actually getting together because of the Dark World.
>>578515570well kris wouldn't have to wear asriel's old shit if their parents had money (read: weren't divorced and their father had a real job)
good morning all
>>578515831RUN
>>578515831
>>578515831Oh great Anonymous woke up thread ruined
>>578515689retcons dont count
>>578515681its one thing to say youre nonbinary because half the fuckers in town reproduce asexually anyway why would they care. Another thing to try and reach out for help because your Soul is a fucking parasitic demon from hell thats really starting to resemble a teenage girl even though you swear they acted like a little boy a couple days ago
>>578515939It’s in Chapter 2.
>>578515681Things they did were often not appreciated while Asriel got praised to high heaven more consistently-phobias aren't the problem (though the festival king and queen thing shows that heteronormativity exists at least)
>>578515891*stomps*
>>578515681>woke utopia>everyone fucking miserable>but yay~ gay people!!!more news at eleven.
>>578515681>>578515534Kris has a personality they're currently repressing because the demon cat ate Dess and traumatized them so badly Kris now has crippling depression, also The Plan thing has high odds it involves Kris killing themselves so it's all kinda pointless.
>>578500218women want fat fuck retard with beard that works on computer, for god knows what reason
zey should be straight and happy like ve are in GERMANYvhy are zey so gay in America ve don’t do zat in GERMANYOH FROIDERJUMPEN
>>578516203They do?! Yipee!
Deltarune should be set in a depressing grey frozen commie block deep in siberian russia
>>578515831My name isn’t All you stupid bitch
>>578515689>>578515939Susie never picked on Noelle implies she picked on everyone else, but also Susie did nothing wrong and characters who dislike her are wrong for doing so.
>>578516203i think a woman's attraction is abstract, because if a spoid met a spamton, they'd fucking call him a manlet, kick him and call the cops.i think women could reasonably be attracted to tenna, but clearly its a daddy issue-type of relationship and any man with dignity would turn around and walk but not run because them bitches got sanpaku eyes.dicefags? they're fucking nasty, they are two steps away from drawing with feces.them wiccan bitches.
>>578507850It was a dark and stormy night, and Spamton had just finished a hard night of tap dancing for the real big shots on Mr. Ant Tenna's TV Time!. However, there was already talk of dressing him up like a wooden puppet, and so Spamton knew there were even worse humiliations in his future. In his dejected state of mind, he decided to walk to the hotel instead of riding with his talent agent. Mike had understood that Spamton was depressed and needed some time to think, but he gave young Spamton a clear warning>"Whatever you do bro, don't take the shortcut through the changing rooms. Trust me, you don't even want to know what happens there." You see, Mike had already visited the dark depths of TV World many times and he had learned a few things from the locals. Unfortunately, Spamton was not wise enough to heed these warnings.>"It's a dark alleyway. Dark like my mood. I think I'll go ahead and walk through. It'll get me to the hotel faster, and then I can tell Mike that there really isn't anything bad in that alley at all!"Alas for him, that was not the case.As he walked confidently through the alley, he thought "man, what was Mike talking about? It's just an alleywa-"And just then, his train of thought was derailed by a deep and ominous laugh. A lighter with a really long flame lit up the face (and the crystal pipe) of a very fat, large black cat with ten legs. He looked at Spamton and said "HEY BOY, WHERE DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOIN?""Uhhhhhhh You know...just...uh, goin' back to my hotel..." replied the young Addison.The friend laughed again, and suddenly Spamton saw that the darkness in front of him was illuminated by the pearly white teeth of 9 other felines."I'M BIG KING MANTLE, AND THIS HERE'S THE DARKNER RAPE CREW. YOU WALKED DOWN THE WRONG ALLEY, BOY! YO SOUL BETTER BELONG TO THE ANGEL BECAUSE YO ASS BELONGS TO US! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"And Spamton gulped, knowing he was in for a long night indeed.
>>578515410
>>578516475This misreading of the game would make me angry, too, if I were stupid enough to believe it. Even though Susie recognizing she was a bully a few days ago was a big part of Chapter 5 and her dynamic with Orange, and spooking Snowy and Monster Kid at the shelter was a famous sequence in Chapter 2.
>>578516487>>578516203well your average guy would say theyd fuck Aqua but then if you presented an Aqua to them they'd probably be hesitant
>>578500218When women go crazy they just hurt themselves and maybe strangle a baby and when men go crazy they do mass shootings.
>>578516595She never apologized to Snowy and MK (who probably aren't great kids but Susie is still not right about it), or Tem, or Catti who she was a jerk with
>>578516660very sexist of you to assume a man can't strangle a baby and a woman can't shoot up a walmart.
>>578516692Yeah, she still feels pretty visibly guilty. She may never have the chance to make amends properly
>>578515991Chapter 2 retconned chapter 1 being the only chapter
>>578516714pinkfags aren't women so it would appear that they can't
Kris' infatuation with Susie is just inexplicable, there is no way Kris wouldn't have ill thoughts of the girl who scares them and shoves them on a locker and threatens to eat their face and yelled at them and told their mom doesn't love them and would be glad they're gone. Kris should hate Susie and take a couple chapters to actually like her.
>>578516692Catti doesn't count because she deserves it for being fat
>>578516948did i say that?
>>578516327They already made Frostpunk and its lame and gay as hell
>>578516714>>578516660women will strangle and kill their kids if post partum depression is never properly managed. It can carry on for decades if left unchecked.Women don't typically suffer through the same (often self inflicted) isolation that men do, so they arent slowly corroded and dehumanized to the point where mass murder seems fine. Its a psychosis too, just a slow burning one
>>578516996Kris gets Susie and never held it against her. Also they hate themself to begin with so like
>>578516996>scares them and shoves them on a locker and threatens to eat their face and yelled at themKris is a masochist>told their mom doesn't love them and would be glad they're goneKris agrees with this because they're stupid and suicidalEverything checks out. Not sure what the problem is supposed to be.
>>578516996kris has been redoing this sequence of events for a while, we erased his save in ch1
>>578516996Toby has a bullying fetish and projects it onto all his characters.
>>578516996>Kris' infatuation with Susie is just inexplicableNot really, but I agree that her character arc should've been slower. However Toby probably wasn't thinking that far ahead with Survey Program
something scary happened to my fower
>>578516996>*(It's hard to put into words, but for some reason, seeing Susie next to you...)>* (... You felt like, whatever you were, for just right now, it might be okay.)>* (Susie is staring into the mirror with the two of you in it.)>* (Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything)>* (Shined on in front of you, and for a moment)>* (It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)totally platonic things that dudes just think.
>>578517332This is what happens when you graft too many damn plants together
I felt cucked by the chapter 5 festival but I still have faith in Toby. Kris's suffering must be happening for a reason.
>>578516615if you presented me with /the/ aqua then I'm gently pollinating but that is impossible. The qualities that make Aqua what she is largely can't be replicated outside of the abstracted context of the fantasy story she's in. I think that's also true of characters like Spamton as well.
>>578513627Jokes on you, I’m completely abstracted from this until 2 months ago. All your weirdo shenanigans happened in a bubble that I refuse to learn about. You have accumulated psychic debris to your detriment alone
>>578517382If anything, none of it will matter when I leave Kris' body and get my vessel back
>>578517382The reason is that Kris deserves to suffer
>>578517063>male isolation, slowly corrodes away the human withini do enjoy my slow descent into madness with weapon's grade knowledge.
>I felt cuckedI cannot even imagine the mindset of people like this
>>578517073>Kris gets Susie and never held it against herSee I don't get this, it makes Kris some sort of saint with Susie specifically, when Kris is shown to be a petty person who hates people like Alphys, Sans, Snowy for small reasons but the bully Kris gives a pass. The only explanation is having some kind of fetish or Kris is in a time loop. >>578517108Just because your self esteem is in the gutter doesn't mean you should love the people who abuse you
>>578517382As long as Kris ends up with Noelle or Susie as an option, I'm happy. If not that Berdly as a final hail mary and just hope Kris is female.
[incoherent sobbing]
>>578517486I get very immersed in games I play, especially ones with silent protagonists.
>>578517486yes but he means it like this
skill issue for babies who fave main characters. no one will ever take my side character away from me.
im curing my hungyover with some delicious rosół
>>578517473Sounds like cope to me. Even with knowledge you have you can't trully posess as a hermit
>>578517772is that polish?!ew.
>>578516996>>578517213It's almost impressive how Deltarune is already 30 hours long with a story that focuses almost entirely on just four characters and their development still feels rushed.
>it feels rushedif you are not paying any attentionand refusing to use your brain
>>578517829Episodic shit never works
>>578517810small grammatical error.you lose.
>>578517540>Just because your self esteem is in the gutter doesn't mean you should love the people who abuse youThere's lots of things people shouldn't do but do anyway, especially in matters of love
>>578516692I would condemn Susie for continuing to be mean to Catti at the festival rather than try to make amends, but I think Susie is too socially stunted to understand the impact she’s had on her classmates up to this point and why they still don’t like her and doesn’t fully grasp that there are amends to make with people outside of the fun gang. Catti had been continually antagonistic towards her, justifiedly so even before Catti’s endykening, to an extent Susie was allowed to clap back a bit. What really irked me was that neither Kris or Noelle had explained to Catti that Susie had improved, they were on better terms or that Susie would be willing to apologise. Noelle just clammed up and got horny when Catti was rightfully hurt that her friends were gallivanting around with the borderline criminal, enabling Susie to lapse back into being a bully, whilst kris stood like a scarecrow having never thought to communicate with Catti in their between-chapters no-soul setup adventures. Susie is a textbook meathead surface level bully who’s nice underneath her veneer whereas Kris and Noelle are outright sociopaths who will throw anyone under the bus for a crumb of pre-apocalypse dino pussy. Susie was rude, the other two were outright cruel.
>>578517829does it? i don't feel like it's rushed. susie trusts kris explicitly after they block a bullet for her. and they seem to be a pair that meshes well
>>578517829You can make a 100 hour long story where you decided to spend 90 hours on time wasting gags and whimsies and leave the actual plot and characters as your last priority
Kris goodSusie bad
>>578518082Noelle not giving two fucks about Catti crying after being humilated for something she didn't know really made her mask slip.
>>578518284Kris good, Susie Dumb but cute, Noelle Bad.
Do you think that Suselle is mean-spirited?Did you think so before chapter 5?
>>578518284Kris badSusie badNoelle badRalsei baddesu all of those asshole teenagers deserve to die in the end I hope the prophecy puts them in a meat grinder
Noelle = so bad shes goodSusie = so stupid shes badKris = so helpless its erotic
In the anniversary stream, Toby said that if Undyne didn't exist then Sans/Alphys might be a thing because they could bond over their unrequited interests in Toriel and Asgore, which means that Kratti is endgame
Europeans seem to HATE Undertale. Why is that? What about it resonates with the American and Japanese spirits specifically.
>>578518497When she talked about how she trashed a piano just because she got snubbed, I realized I would hate her if she was a real person.
>>578518625I mean Suselle, not Susie as an individual
>>578518082Kris and Noelle just dislike Catti. They probably wouldn't stand up for her even if she was getting picked on by Milklooker or some shit, it's not even specific to Susie.
>>578518708but the story was about susie.i mean, i do agree, but i think the two points are completely divorced from one another.>>578518595europeans are just not fucking retarded.
>>578504051Whenever you see this get posted you just know the thread is absolute dogshit
my name is bubba
>>578519010yeah but americans are gay, the argument is over.you are the disappointment of your parents.
Susie should've been written as an awkward bully victim and not a bully. She has nothing to do with Maya Fey too. Some kind of parasite bit Toby and made his brain crosswire the conceptual Susie with his memories of the bully girl he had a crush on
>>578516996Kris only respects Big Shots and Susie is the closest thing to a Big Shot (evil and violent and throws her weight around) in town
deltarune if the main characters weren't psychos
>>578517382Kris killed Dess.
>Why does Kris like Susie?Dess MOLESTED Kris.
I still call Seam "seem"Give me my fucking pure crystal and maybe I'll start treating this vague ass cat with respect
>>578519605>dess then explains "hebephilia", "pedophilia" and other similar philias, which then makes her look like a seasoned expert and a pedophile by extension of the logic.
>>578519605>>578519365Dess molested Kris. Noelle knew it all along and never said anything. Kris had a love hate relationship with Dess and killed her, Noelle doesn't know what to make of it.
Mewmew’s serrated and terrifying butthole~
stop talking about buttholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOn_ZQLdfVIThis is pretty good
>>578518082the fucked up thing is that after the fallout, susie and catti have the potential to be really good friends! once catti accepts that noelle and kris are just mean to her, suselle has the story mandated breakup and kris’s plot is revealed, susie and catti will have that betrayal in common. they both like learning magic and watching scary movies and they’re both built like linebackers, they have more in common with each other than any other townsfolk!
hello /utg/is now a bad time
>>578520692if the principle is stupid then they are not stupid but the author for having made it stupid.toby cannot be ripped off of his laurels of writing great music and being a champ in pacing.but toby insists on bad things that ruin what is otherwise great.toby is the kind of person that would say "you know what i would really like to go with my orange juice? toothpaste!"toby is the kind of person to say that he likes his steak with nutella.and it is him that controls the story and a shitposter with a terrible taste in things gets to control what the good ending is and that in itself is bothersome because art should unite, not divide.
>>578518931I once knew a highly educated European but socially they were extremely fucking retarded.In fact I’m aware of multiple Europeans being exactly as this: educated but schizo as bricks like the average /v/ user. It’s really weird.
good morningCarol cuckqueen Asgore and Rudy small penis humiliation erectile dysfunction viagra
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>>578521054you really are a schizo, i thought everyone was just joking
>>578520524SUSIE X CATTI HATEFUCKING WILL BECOME CANONKRALSEI WILL BE CANON TOOnoelle uhm... she can go fuck herself ig
>>578521141asgore and rudy are ftm with 2 inch clitorises don't be mean to them
>>578521469Carol is cis and her clit is 4 inches erect
>>578521141finally a good post.>>578521070"educated" does not mean "not indoctrinated"no matter how smart you think you are, you are not immune to propaganda.>>578521127>>578521276lolno.>>578520873by all means: speak.
Noelle and her mom have lesbian sex every dayThis is why Carol hates Susie so much
>>578521469the viagra is for Carol
>>578521886Carol's appearance and personality are sort of 'middle aged librarian/bureaucrat with glasses thats a misandrist' coded but i think she likes men in a slightly sexually predatory cuqueen kinda wayI can imagine her whipping asgore to make him pound rudy faster
>hebeErika is 18 retards
>hoboSpamton has a home. It’s a dumpster. Retards
Let's be honest folks, ERAM is a hero, no doubts or ifs about it. They fight us on the SWORD route and they'll fight us in the WEIRD route. Why?Because that's what a hero does.
COLORBLIND PPL BE LIKESKIES FOREVER GRAY LOL
Would playing Umineko enhance my Deltarune experience or would it just make me mad at Toby for being a hack?
>>578517486Can I say it felt like voyeurism?
>>578522745You need to play a cuck game to immerse yourself into Deltarune.
>>578522745>or would it just make me mad at Toby for being a hack?Only playing Earthbound and Mother 3 would make you feel this way.
>>578522745without love, it cannot be seen
>>578517486isn't the Christmas tree guy a reference to a cuck meme
Fave dreamed they were old
my wife in this image
CONFIRMED: Jason Schreier (Reliable Gaming Insider from Bloomberg) has been told by reliable insiders at Royal Sciences LLC that Toby Fox (Of Undertale fame) is in the process of creating an Open-world Action RPG called:>Dragon Blazers: The Quest for HOPE.More details to follow soon.
anyone have a link to this artist? reverse image search brings nothing
>>578523072wasn't that jew quitting or got fired from his gaming journalist job?
>>578522997which christmas tree guy??
Berdly wanting to take anyone as a date to the festival instead of running a booth to raise money for needy children was forced and ooc
honestly this is Kris to me
Berdly running a booth to raise money for needy children (Berdly's the needy child, he needs a date).
>>578522745Yes to both
>>578523258are you underage
>>578523173Krautsie LARPing as a gamer now, grim
>>578523210Berdly should’ve operated a non profit glory hole
>>578523304what about Animal Jam screams underaged to you?it should be the exact fucking opposite
It's amazing how many people missed the meaning behind the ending of Chapter 5, as if to say, “Poor Kris, he's all alone.” In reality, Kris looked sad because he knows he's going to have to ruin his friend's dream.
Kris was cucked and I felt empathy for Kris because I'm not a bugman
>>578522745If you have looked into any of Toby's inspirations you would know he wears his inspiration on his sleeve. Is he a hack? Sorta. I personally like the spin he puts on the ideas he's inspired by.
>>578523445Kris was sad because ralsei saw their micropenis in the onsen and is going to tell everyone in castle town…
>>578523445people really dont like looking at kris' and ralsei's flaws
kris was sad because his cock is too huge and even ralsei can't take it well
>>578516176they're repressing because the less (We) have on them, the less (we) can destroy them
>>578523181something about hopschef's "tree cake" which I can't find any evidence on so might be just something a guy made up dunno
>>578523445People made comics on how Kris was genuinely hurt that "their thing" is no longer theirs and Noelle had to be in it too.It was great and all but it made me genuinely wonder if I'm playing the game wrong somehow, where did they get this from??
>>578523630
>>578523445most shipping is just projection, who knew
Does the game want me to hate Berdly because he's a normal guy and TFG are insane freaks?
I dunno guys I mean it's pretty hard to imagine Kris is both mega crushing on Susie and also that they wouldn't feel heartbreak when they walk Susie home and she starts babbling about how their special Kris and Susie adventures are now including her girlfriendI think you guys are being a little stupid
>>578523724Just because youre retarded doesnt mean its allnjist one guy lyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz5rALpx06M
I feel empathy towards the main character of the games I play
>>578523796
>>578523934Kris is a traitor, they've been working against and lying to Susie. There never was a "our thing" from Kris's perspective.Susie was Kris's pawn this entire time.
>>578517772Is this true?
>>578524118stop self inserting, chud
>>578524185>vagueposting
>>578524185schizo nonsenseKris is enjoying hanging out with Susie and obviously feels tremendous guilt for their feelings for her and the betrayal that they've been working towards
If the soul ever gets separated from Kris and put into its own vessel my first independent action will be to molest Kris.
>>578523560ralseiGODs like ralsei's flaws though flaws make a character more interesting
>>578524124
Anyone who thinks that Chapter 6 will reveal Knight's identity after reading Toby's newsletter is retarded idiot.Chapter 6 was basically confirmed to be New Home equivalent (expert with actual gameplay). New Home discussed Asriel, but it did not reveal that Flowey is Asriel.
>>578524328Chapter 6 will be shipping drama broWe already know it
>>578524234I can to Wadanohara
>>578524328whatever what comes, it will probably do picrel
>>578524185>siri, call the fun gang>no contacts found>siri, call my pawns>calling all hometown residencesfreakin epic…
>>578524434Not what newsletter says, doomposter
>>578524234Chuds don't feel empathy, they're not able to.
>>578524185susie is like kris's dog they were going to have put down then got fond of
Surely Toby inserting a reference to tree cake in the romance third wheel chapter shortly after there is a massively popular Vocaloid NTR song about treecake is merely a coincedence
>>578524482>focuses on one thing>people are malding about suselle/kriselle/krusieBetter to kill off the stupid shipping discussion than having your game be ruined by it
Fave should stop trying to do things they werent meant to doFave has erased their existence from a certain place like Gaster did when he fell into his own creationhttps://youtu.be/xIne23nhIUs?si=pGoNA6D6ZHPUlaK1&t=107
>>578524328i'll kill toby if i have to i can't take another year of retarded speculation
>>578524118I know it's the Goomba fallacy but it's funny to me that on one hand there's >If you feel empathy for Kris you're a self inserting chudand >If you didn't feel empathy for the Flowers you're a heartless chud.
>>578524628shipping saved Homestuck and it saved Deltarune. Remove Pinkris and Kriselle art and youve removed 70% of chapter 5 fanart.
If PINK is a parallel to DESS, then it could hint at how Dess's body and soul are currently separated .
>>578524771>shipping savedKill yourself
Deltarune took so long to make I'm playing fucking Fire Emblem Three Houses
if toby kills suselle, i will kiss toby's gay little forehead.if he kills susie, i will kys toby's gay little forehead.i still believe noelle will join castletown in ch6.
Fave wasn't excited for GTA 6 until this leaker started trolling. The "preview for a preview" Netflix marketing crap was such a turn off, now the prerelease is actually fun.
>>578523782>It was great and all but it made me genuinely wonder if I'm playing the game wrong somehow, where did they get this from??From IRL, a lot of friendships break because your friends have now a girlfriend
the flowers were all so flat and one note I just could not care about them at all when they diedthere's a world where I could care about the flowers but it's not ours
Deltarune fans, 99.99% into Chapter 7: Nah it's fine bruh, it's only a filler chapter anyways he said it was le happy time before the darkness he's gonna do a huge reveal soon trust Toby bro he's gonna tie up the 70 plot threads that are still unanswered
>>578524782everyone and everything and everywhere all at once is a giant throuple parallel enjoy your talos principle road to ghenna x mother 3 ending
>>578525008same but flowery was fine
>>578525045>enjoy your talos principle road to ghenna x mother 3 endingWhat's that?
>>578524841Live yourself! Love is what matters!
>>578525003sad but true
>>578524940I hope it flops and gets less sales, because fuck rockstar fanboys killing video games
>>578524482NTA but the end of chapter 5 indicates that chapter 6 will be all about Noelle and Noelle is the nexus of the game's shipping drama
Doomers and Chapter 5 haters generally are the most annoying people in the fandom. Genuinely and without qualification. We can say this with certainty.
>>578525016didnt read the newsletter award
>>578523782Azzy broke up Kris and Dess' band by joining it and ruining practice time to nuzzle with her all day.
lmao this guy enjoys suselle cuck normal route
>>578525234>NTA>Still rambling about shipfaggotrysure thing, bro
If you cannot solve the mystery of La-Mulana you will never be able to figure out the mystery of Deltarune
>>578525234>Noelle is the nexus of the game's shipping dramaNoelle is also near the nexus of the mysteries, like Carol, "that day", the knight etc. etc.
>>578525250OH MY GOD THE MUTE GREEN CHEF DIED I'M LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT NOOOOOOOO
>”hm yes this silly carnival game is supposed to be interpreted as a correct and objective measurement of romantic compatibility and if two characters don't play by the rules it means their relationship is doomed. we are definitely supposed to take this at face value”
>578525384Like that, you see?
How come Shovel Knight has an Amiibo but not Sans? Does Nintendo not have faith in the Undertale IP? Is Sans actually less popular, not to mention sexy, than Shovel Knight?
>>578525008The flowers are boring because theyre exactly what they appear to be on first impression. The ly dont even get nasty with you when it comes to ending their world.
>>578525453dude you're so right fuck all this stupid gaster knight shit for CHUDS we need more STIMMIES 100 MORE CHAPTERS KEEP IT ROLLING TOBY!!!
>>578525395Glad you understand. I thought you were dumb for a moment.
>>578525395Toby is the guy who put that there, he wants us to derive some meaning out of it and didn't just have it there for the lols.So people take meaning out of it, simple as.
>chapter 6 is hospital or Holiday ManorWrong, you low IQ retard.We are getting Dark World of SCHOOL and SHIPPING.
>>578525381>Noelle is also near the nexus of the mysteries>Because of that, many things are still not touched on here – in fact, it may surprise you what was missing!
>40 days and no improvement
>>578525537Sans is one of the least sexy characters in all of fiction.
>>578525147Base game of Talos Principle ends with your character defying Digital God and ascending to IRL, but your character in Road to Ghenna is trying to upload the minds of the other characters into the God defier because they will cease to be otherwise.Mother 3 is an end of the world scenario where it's vague and up to the player to decide their fates.Significant overlap desu but it serves the point.
>>578525187The game already has 10 billion preorders unfortunately, we can only hope they end up losing money on their future online game as a service
My Dess Holiday theme song pickhttps://youtu.be/lg9gU4hABMU
>>578525395makes much more sense than piss tea
>>578525395If this were in isolation I would agree with you. Connect a few more pieces and it's not hard to see why people added to the "doomed yuri" chart.
>>578525637...on Opposite Day!
>>578521531Shut up retard
>n(t)rsuselle, cuckolding, bad ending.>wrKris and Noelle, horrors beyond comprehension, good ending!
This would be the world if the obese, unwashed middle aged tards into Deltarune didn't get into the game only because of who their favorite teenager might fuck
>>578523063mew mew kys-sie troonie
>>578525603Have you considered that it could represent Susie learning how romance works in her own way and not that her relationship with Noelle will crash and burn horribly?
>>578526000trips of trvth
Chapter 6 will be another video game Dark World that takes place entirely in Noelles Dragon Blazers save, where she named the hero Kris.
>Suselle will crash and burnholy krusie cope
>>578525970IT TOOK YOU ALMOST AN HOUR TO COME UP WITH THAT!?bro, i explained the etymological origin of the word "retard" but you are literally TARDUM.
>>578525994This but unironically
>>578525627But Noelle is connected many mysteries? Any of them could be what's getting focus?
>>578526000Did you know? The oldest Deltarune fan is 28
>>578525884this can’t be something she could be mad at susie for even in grief>what about their worldviewsshe said she was learning to be comfortable during the lake scene>what about susie lyingok she’d be upset but let’s be honest here kris has worse secrets
>>578526228I am still 53For a few more weeks
Kriselle won
>>578526146>it really is a hospital dark world>Ralsei's new merch costume teased Dragon Blazers worlddamn
>>578526151Jesus dude, just try to search for a single brain cell inside that void you have for a head.
>>578526228Damn they age regressed me.
>>578526000man if only everybody hated the story of deltarune as much as usinfinite pointless dark worlds is the true point of it all why don't those ugly retarded stupid smelly hairy fat chuds get that???Kris? Noelle?? Susie???? are those pippins OCs???
>>578526297I was trying to think of a character in UTDR who would be about your age but none are coming directly to mind... I feel like the parents are probably around mid 40s... hmmm
>he thinks tony fox with his tumblr friends want to kill off a prominent lesbian shipLOL
>>578526297No, it can't be... Dad...???
>>578525994>>578526205rather have an end in terror than terror without end.ponder the wobblemeat.
Chapter 5 being japan because of one tiny manga is setting up Chapter 6 being Dragon Blazers because of the tiny switch in the hospital.
>>578525994my end goal is to force this shit to twitter until everyone gets mindbroken and Deltarune is just a shipping drama game.
>>578526474His tumblr friends didnt stop him from putting in child rape. Also most of his friends are chomocats like most OG Mother fans.
>>578526720you cant even force this shit here you bum
i love my sissy wife
>>578526474Maybe Toby thinks that it will add to the tragedy. The poor fool seriously thinks that there are people who give a shit about Suelle.
>>578526661Incorrect, Korean Confucian scholars were eunuchs, while the Korean knightly class was lesser nobles. Cannot be both
>>578526210Unless Noelle is the Knight or was directly responsible for the Dessappearance then those mysteries are only adjacent to her, not centered on her. Chapter 6 has a narrow focus and Toby said you'll be surprised by what that focus excludes. It's solely about Noelle, not Carol or Dess.
Is tasquetoilet around? I need to take a fat shit.
Lesbian relationships are real and should be subject to the same rulesIt will break up, and they MIGHT reconcile. But to think it's above that based on "representation" is a serious insult to Toby's abilities as a writer
>>578526865>Suselle has no fansWrong, see twitter and Suselle artists ripping off kriselle and krusie fanart Lmao
Noelle is the Knight, but she doesnt remember
Reminder that every bad post on-line is canonically the Annoying Dog
>>578526976I have nothing but insults for toby as a writer howaleverbeit
The future is now, old man. I don't have any good catti pics saved for this occasionhttps://static1.e6ai.net/data/11/b7/11b7c03fa1a1f3f89d8441f2d9f3dba6.mp4
>>578526474Nigga, it’s competing against 2 ships that involve a nonbinary person
>>578526823wanna bet? it's already starting on reddit and twitter without my influence, I am just a fucking parasite fahaha
>>578500631My headcanon genders in Deltarune are whatever makes my dick hard, that includes Kris being a girl sometimes and being a shota other times (when he gets groomed by Dess). But I'm not confessing, I am bragging.
>>578526976The people you surround yourself influence your trail of thought you like it or not. Toby is around a bunch of LGBT freaks 24/7 so I don't have much hope.
>>578526992>Suselle artists ripping off kriselle and krusie fanartcan i see?
>>578527083ruined by terrible Kris model
>>578503723Never mind guys I found the toilet*shits bigly*
>>578527221>Toby is around a bunch of LGBT freaks 24/7but i thought he lived in japan we also don't know how much he actually interacts with the trannies on his team when they aren't working together. or do we?
>>578525858What does Dess actually think of hip hop tho?
>578527083>e6ai
>>578527083ruined by underweight catti model
>>578500847After all the necessary setup in 5 chapters was done, chapter 6 can finally focus on important plot bits and themes - Suselle scenes
>>578526992I don't see much honestly. Susellefags are around 25% of the fanbase
the 'vke that nobody wants to accept is that if toby had been smart and just hired normal, non troon white guys the game would likely be done by now and it would be better too. trannies are useless. hrt literally makes them more retarded
>>578526992Suselle artists dont exist
Toby should be hanging out with manosphere and skeptic e-influencers all day instead. Then he could make a based and epic game without all the gay business
I was gone for a week and you guys are still talking about shipping and trannies
>>578527364Trannies were instrumental in making ch2 which is one of the best games ever so it is what it is.
>>578527315Lmaoing at clankers and botfags.
>>578526992>Suselle artists ripping off kriselle and krusie krusie i don't see it. kriselle yeah but literally everyone rips off of kriselle artists because everyone wants that sweet sweet weird route sauce for their own favorite ship arguably kriselle artists "rip off" of classical paintings and film stills or compositions from obscure games
>>578527378yeah... suselle is like ralsei in that artists draw it once and go "owo i need to draw this more..." and then they never do
>>578517332cute paws
the only tranny groomer we should be talking about in /utg/ is December Holiday
>>578527126
>>578526992>>578527235this is officially the funniest exchange on /utg/
>>578527456Le mao ing at you for taking this long to notice
>>578527364They would have asked for more money. Toby is brilliant because he doesnt have employees, he contracts failed indie game devs who are dependent on him. Thats why there are no leaks since he'll out his devtroons to their families if that happens.
>>578527093For twitter progressives, they still divide nonbinary people into 2:NB presenting as male: get's treated like a dudeNB presenting as female: get's treated like dudetteIn their heads Kris is the first option. nonbinary but lacking anything distinctly female and has more male-ish elements. Yes they wear skirts in acts but as soon as that's over Kris is back to presenting as male in their heads.So they won't accept Kris ending up with Noelle, and calls it hetero-normative.
>>578527686>They would have asked for more money.i hadn't considered that but you're right. money likely has a hand in it >Thats why there are no leaks since he'll out his devtroons to their families if that happens.wouldn't happen but this is a funny thought
Shipping will be the downfall of Deltarune. Roaring, Dess Knight, Story? Who gives a fuck, let's scream about Suselle again!
>Deltarune artist has trans flag in nameFuck yeah time for W Kress faps
>>578527637You are tasquetard on all levels except for being Dutch.
I like that the reaction souls in the whiteboard bunny zone have also been bunnyfied
>>578526000>obese, unwashed, middle-aged tardsSpamtenna out of NOWHERE
>>578527687>For twitter progressives, they still divide nonbinary people into 2:well yeah. it's almost like literally every single "nonbinary" person is either male or female. and unless humans in deltarune produce via mitosis we know for sure that kris is also either male or female
>>578527378I can name like 2 suselle artists at the top of my headxcancel.com/flemishsyxcancel.com/mmmmmmrmnthough if you just browse the suselle tag you’ll find just plenty of art
>>578527848>deltarune artist is a pedophile shocking stuff
I wish I could commission someone to draw me gay art, but I dont know any gay artists who are willing to draw Kris (17 years old).Toby can you have Kris' birthday in chapter 6 and confirm he is an adult thats ok to sexualise?
I'm asking this in good faith from a place of ignorance. If passing and being recognized as their desired gender is very important to tranners, why do they so often put the trans flag prominently in their profile?
>>578525234>but the end of chapter 5 indicates that chapter 6 will be all about NoelleHow naive you can be? Chapter 6 is gonna be either a full-chapter flashback, featuring no high-schooler Noelle. Or solo Kris and SOUL stuff at night, still not featuring Noelle.
>>578527687Kris literally crossdresses all the time in battle ACTs. Noelle even mentioned that they used to argue about who should be king or queen at the festival, and we know Noelle wants to be queen, so that only means Kris wanted to be a queen too. There's also Aqua, who is literally how Asgore saw Kris as a child.
>>578527821Deltarune is as close to perfect as it always was. Nothing has changed this. /v/ is just uniquely retarded. Tune them out.
>>578527821>Roaring dont care>Dess KnightKris/Azzy ship bait>Storythe one with no villain or conflict with any explanation?
>>578528080you wish buddy
It's Snake Sunday!!!
>>578528007its telling transphobic people like you to get lost and avoid interacting with themsaid Kris from Deltarune
>>578525395It's not "romantic compatibility", it's familiarity. Despite her crush, Susie knows jack shit about both Kris and Noelle. Normally it's not alarming, but it DOES become alarming at the breakneck speed Susie and Noelle's romance is progressing. The "crash" at this point is inevitable.
>>578527083what is e6ai? Is this not animated in sfm blender?
>>578528156In this house we honor Snake Sundays
>>578528007because it's like an aesthetic or a club to them
>>578528237but all you're doing is putting an obvious and glowing landing strip for transphobic remarks riposted chud berdly
>>578528302There are still Catti GEMS out there I have yet to witness! Another blessed Snake Sunday!
>>578528237but kris is a boyish girl (female)
>>578528007Because they don't actually have any believes, they stand for nothing, they just need to be a part of a pack.
>>578528237retard
so fucking hype when Sakurai adds Kris Dreemurr in smash. The first cuckold character...
>>578527898Wow they really did steal everything from Kriselle
people who fight for suselle here never do it from the perspective of liking the ship, they just think everyone they're arguing against is a chud and they wanna #btfo the bad guys
>>578528156
Fuck I clogged the tasquetoilet, anyone got a spare plunger?
>>578527259>sees something cute & cozy>hurr durr i better masturbate to this
50 filtered krautposts
its poopy time hours, see you in valhalla charlie kirk
>>578528512or, you know, just trolls baiting for (You)s
>>578528551Susie wouldnt do this. Dess would though.
>>578528005you can go to e621 and search artists that have drawn kris fucking ralsei and then check if they have commissions open
>>578528612
Chapter 5 if it was good>instead of pink door and pink coins there's a weird door and weird coins>ralsei enters the weird door alone and meets flowery>flowery appears and tells ralsei that he had a secret daughter who was just like ralsei, but she withered away>ralsei enters the ROOTS to confront the darkest side of himself>>JARAGON BRAZE!>>It's me, Kris's REAL best friend! Flowelle!>>You want it, don't you? You want a better ending! Well too bad, because the THORN RING in my body is the only thing that can do that! >she's like Omega Flowey, but made of real photos of plants and leaves stitched together, kind of like the witches from Madoka Magica>ralsei has the use Fireshock here>also pink becomes a non-optional part of the chapter so that she can do actually important stuff in future chapters
>>578528293>Susie tries to force Suselle>Susie and Kris fight each otherman. just sad.
>>578527259I want to pollinate these flowers
>>578528512Maybe people aren’t “fighting for Suselle,” maybe they’re not “shipping it” at all. Maybe they’re not shippers to begin with. Did you ever consider that possibility
>>578528007Isn't it to show support for other trans people? To show they aren't alone and there are others like them?IDK I ain't trans!
>>578528665I will just get gay furry artists and I dont want Kris frotting Ralsei
>>578528293apparently this is a common thing for lesbian relationshipsthey call it "u haul lesbians"
>>578528518Okay last one from me, I gotta make a trip today to spend time with my sick grandma. Enjoy the rest of Snake Sunday!
>>578528512its just sharty raiding /utg/
Seriously guys the tasquetoilet is full of boiling rancid shit and I’m not finished yet send help.
bitter kriselle shippers saying toby’s friends hate kriselle as if they wouldn’t enjoy a complicated and tragic relationship between two childhood friends one of whom IS NOT A BOY
just saw a saltydkdan tweet making me mald that Kris never liked Susie and it's all just the soul.
>>578528708Wouldnt Flowerrudys daughter/Kris' real best friend be Flowerdess?
>>578528729Kriselle is abandoned ancient Egyptian pyramid.Krusie is a sturdy foundation with a few bricks of a first floor.Suselle is a Jenga Tower.
>>578528293Almost all of the “today was the best day ever” comments in chapter 5 come from Susie, who probably never had the chance to be a part of a festival before. Noelle even goes along with what Susie says, as if thinking that the festival’s main events (parade, contest for king and queen, etc.) still haven’t even started yet and all Susie’s done is go to a few stalls, get on the ferris wheel, and fool around with Sans. Susie is far too naive, in case this chapter did not make that abundantly clear. Her head is in the clouds after getting friends, her own dream town to sleep away from her abusive home, and now a girlfriend.
>>578528798you can check their commission terms and see if they're willing to draw humans and then you pay them money to draw kris doing whatever gay shit you want him to do because you already know they don't have any problems with drawing kris sexuallydesu
>>578528967No one gives a fuck about your dead sister, Noelle.
>>578528005nigger there's like a billion artists that draw porn of kris just look yourself
>>578528878everyone knows kris is male and the they/them shit is just so anyone can see kris as whatever gender thing they want
>>578528974Don't put it all on Susie, Noelle is positively hungry for Susie, despite only knowing surface-level stuff about her, too.
>>578528483how is this stealing from kriselle this guy is like one of the most original artists I’ve seen
>>578528890If you refuse to walk Susie home at the end of Chapter 5 Kris rips out the SOUL and walks her home by their own decision. Kris obviously cares, it doesn't mean it has to be romantic, but cares.
>these pixels are 17 years oldFirst world "problems"
>>578529242kek right
>>578528890he's responding to a tweet about krusie not being romantic but he doesn't seem to think it isn't himselfalso, he believes Kris is insecure about whether Susie likes him for him or for the soul
why does thread stink of /v/IRGIN right now?
>waah no one wants to draw my diddyblud commission kill yourself you worthless faggot
i wish i could draw worthless diddyblud commissions....
>>578529351the people who think like this are literally always here they just don't come out until their trigger topics come out
/utg/ will draw infinite Kris art for youCommissions are completely unnecessary
>>578498779Your wife made you some protein
>>578529351someone didn't flush the Suselle turd that is floating in the toilet
Spookydood has more influence in this place than I thought
>>578529351thread is bad because kraut has the day off and wont stop shrieking about suselle
>24 hour /vrpg/ banFine, I’ll hang out with you assclowns again
Asuka is 14 yet she has like 18k pics on r34
>>578528997this kind of thing backfired on me before, I saw a guy draw MHA art and he always drew the guys really on-model, sexy and with nice dicks (when they had sex with girls).When I contacted him to draw a guy alone he threw homophobic remarks on me>>578529076The artists I see are japanese or draw Kris really offmodel>>578529382RudeAll of this was said by green pippins
>>578529578Rei > Asuka
>>578529573how?
>>578529573Shouldn't have tried to derail the thread with gendershit. You belong on /utg/
>>578529627...on opposite day!
>>578529119Every once in a while, a gem in the rough
>>578525395>>578528293suselle will not work in it's current form because it is bad for noelle and susie's characterslet me explain>noelle is very nostalgic for the past>seeing susie bully kris (even if kris literally does not care) reminds her of her sister>this makes her like susie>she takes susie into her sisters room>she practically forces susie to play her sister's guitar>and during all this she is STILL talking about kris the whole time because she's nostalgic for them too>"fahaha kris can you leave">kris leaves>(sigh... i wish kris were here...)repeat for fucking evermeanwhile susie's life is like>be me>practically homeless>never had any friends>everyone hates me>suddenly i have friends and the super smart and pretty girl in class is showing interest in me>no one has ever shown interest in me before>but she's really close with my friend>way closer than i am to her>she talks about them constantly>she always wants them around>i like her and she might like me, but it seems like she has feelings for kris too..people talk about kris getting cucked or whatever because they're retarded without realizing that the jealously goes both ways and it's partially why susie acts the way she does, she's worried that noelle likes kris even after the lake scenebut kris also likes susie and susie is autistic and doesn't realize it (which is shown so many times i dont know how people dont realize shes super fucking autistic)basically i hate everyone who thinks that there isn't going to be big relationship drama and a resolution and if you think toby hates kris or something you just havent been paying attention for the entire game and are self inserting as kris too hardthank you... for reading my post...also fuck noelle she has so many issues and isnt ready for a relationship!!! (i still ship kriselle)
>>578529471Draw Kris playing Basketball right now
>>578529508I hope Spookydood makes a shipping war video. Sounds better than Knight drama haha.
>>578529573Behave and we can all be friends
fave is in windurst getting fucked by bumblebees and she doesnt know what she's doing wrong and every time she dies she gets sent allll the way back to the moogle house
>>578529579>When I contacted him to draw a guy alone he threw homophobic remarks on me
>>578529640>>578529654You must only praise the wonderful 4chan staff
Toby Fox should just hire a prominent lolisho artist to draw the Deltarune manga so his fans kill themselves
Take a moment to reflect on the choices that led you here, to this place.
>>578529793If jannies finally decided to purge gendershit, I would welcome it with open arms.
>there are "people" who unironically wants the insane BPD doe to end up with my precious SusieNah, Kris can have the deer
>>578529889>you aborted weird route to get cucked
>>578529823This but unironically
>>578529579>When I contacted him to draw a guy alone he threw homophobic remarks on methat's because you contacted a straight artist. search for a gay one. good luck
>>578529912Don’t pawn that ugly psycho off on poor kris
>>578529716This is fine...
>>578529904>He got gendershit out of a talk about the janny IRC on why Deltarune is banished to /vg/ but other games aren’tAlright man
>come back to US gov using Deltarune music in their war adsKek,did Toby respond?
fave NEEDS a response to faves post fave put so much effort into typing it fave is SO mad>>578530026STOP TAKING OUT OF CONTEXT SCREENSHOTS THATS LITERALLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT SHE LITERALLY TALKS ABOUT WISHING KRIS WERE THERE WHEN THEY LEAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578529912Kris is built for BPDoes
Suselle is canon and chuds will never stop seething about it
>>578529716based post but i also don't think noelle likes kris in a romantic sense, or if she does it's bundled up with resentment/something negative unless she was just lying here
>>578529889>Kris getting hyped to be cucked by Suselle next chapter
>>578529823>>578529980I think I know the perfect mangaka for the job
>>578530193Jfc i forgot about this dialogue noelle is such a cutthroat bitch
>>578530112no but he set wolff on them
>>578530193nta but Noelle has a weird hangup where she thinks KRIS was the one being forcedI think the ch5 weird route proved that somewhere, but I don't have it savedshe was all in on Kriselle back then
My favorite part about Noelle is all her romances are doomed to fail because she’s a sociopath using people for her own stimulation
>>578530257Dess...
>>578530193We have to agree that Noelle was being dishonest here, right? This kind of evasive dishonesty is completely in character for her.
>>578530193I think you guys have autism the way you interpret scenes like this.
>>578530413oh no.dess got blacked.WEH.
>>578530331It's not weird route, it's normal route Kris and Noelle ferris wheel mind-reading of Noelle's thoughts when you don't shake the cabin.
>>578530276i love her and i don't blame her because kris was a little freak who loved to mess with her >>578530331>nta but Noelle has a weird hangup where she thinks KRIS was the one being forcedyeah i'll need to see proof of that unless you mean the >you can't even say stop like you used toline. i took that to mean kris was baited into doing dangerous shit by dess
Noelle and Susie are both walking red flags. Kris is a piece of shit too so theyre all awful people that deserve eachother.
>>578530491I wonder if Kris can also read people's thoughts when we're in him
>>578530193Did you play chapter 5? Noelle was lying to Susie.
>>578530257Hey, why is she putting her right leg on her little brother's crotch?
>>578530193noelle is the most unreliable narrator in the entire game, she believes that kris does not and never did like her and that she and others were just forcing them to hang out and do stuff together because she is batshit insaneliterally look at this, multiple implied instances of her forcing kris to do things against their will, the first one isnt true at all she's just imagining a scenario where kris always hated herdont forget about her "you cant even say no like you used to" line as well
>>578529912I will never look at Noelle the same way again
>>578530491Here:https://youtu.be/eH_P_-E6BY4?t=433(I misremembered, Noelle says that out loud)
You can make hundreds of arguments how Noelle and Susie are a terrible couple but keep in mind Toby Fox wrote the awful couple known as Undyne x Alphys in Undertale
>>578530193this isn't a kris vs susie romantic thing, it's that kris is the linear she doesn't really like but is supposed to have, and susie is the fatebuster who defies all the rules. probably something to do with noelle being the original girl.
>>578530523this guy >>578530491 got it right>>578530605 <--here. it's about the king and queen thing
>>578530257Is this the official Omori manga?
>>578530193Play ch5 again and ride the ferris wheel with Noelle, choose the "..." option and Noelle will say that she was the one forcing it.
>>578530681The last line is her thoughts:>(Just like...)
>>578530571you know why>>578530742yes
>>578530605Just like...
>>578530437it is in character. but it's also in character for some part of her to find kris annoying, because he was basically her pet autist she was annoyed by berdly too >>578530605this doesn't automatically mean she had a crush on kris. it could be that she was trying to get the really weird kid to break out of his shell and was projecting her desire for normalcy onto him
>>578530880Dess raping Kris...
>>578530880alright charafags i concede…
Funny how Spamtenna is beloved, proving that yaoi is always superior
The Mew thread last night was way better than this. We need fresh bread FAST.
Kris is a traitor who destroyed two families. They deserve to be cucked and deserved getting groomed.
>>578530973Yaoi more like lousy.
stfu dess
>>578530880I wonder if Noelle and Kris played "house". Her as a wife, Kris as a husband, and Ralsei as their child. That might be why Kris might have strong opinions on what Ralsei is like (Ralsei likes tea).
>>578531061my first thread thoughts waking up
>>578529578Hottest porn of her is still that one where she drills Rei in the elevator with her fat futa cock
>>578530973Always was
>>578529912Day 928727367277337 of asking for the sauce for this pic
>>578531224Link it
It's weird how Kresstards don't get as much hate for their shitty fetish despite overlapping with Pinkstinksl
>>578530973fujos are misogynists, yes
Dess wants to play doctor again
>>578530973fujoshis are also coomers and don't need much but two men standing near one another to get excited
>>578531062Having sex with a hot middle-school tomboy deer girl seems like a plus.
They are playing Sonic 2 co-op
>>578531204Am I the only crazy person who thinks Ralsei is Kris's fursona? Maybe Ralsei is how Kris wanted to be seen as a child.
>>578531325there's a letter between....a letter between.....
>>578531293pink insists on herself and is animetwo black marksdess is where all the susie bully energy went as she got nicer
What if literally everyone in Hometown is aware that they're in a video game but aren't allowed to make that explicitly clear in front of the Player? Everyone knows what actually happened to Dess, she went out of bounds and never came back. Noelle makes it obvious that she knows in the Weird Route. She's the only one bringing it up in front of the player because she wants to go out of bounds herself.
>>578531293how quickly they forget, kris/dess was a virulent plague on this general after 3 and 4 released
>>578531357Dess put things up Kris' butt
>>578531343Ralsei also doesn't need more than standing next to another man to get excited
>>578531442We'd have more Truman show style kayfabe slipping.
>>578531482like her fingers and then her fist and then her weiner
>>578531434>insists on herself and is animebut enough about the coomer fanon diddyDess being spammed by Chilean sharteens and aging millennial white Midwestern transwomen obsessed with being "problematic" for clout on Xitter
>>578531405disproved in 3 but i also forgot that kris went and did a splat next to ralsei all on his own that one time
>>578531482That's the best way for an enby to have sex.
>>578530193>>578530605What's the name of this mental illness Noelle has you make up shit about other people in your head and act like it's true
>>578531405SOUL puppeteers Kris from Heaven.Ralsei puppeteers Kris's fursona from Hell.SOUL and Ralsei, an ideal match.
>>578531442mettaton literally compares the festival to something you'd view on a screen, so
Maybe I'm just not on at the right times but where's all the obnoxious terrible Pink posters who ruin the thread? I just occasionally see some low effort posts on the level of goteposting or aquaposting(most pinkfags are probably aquafags imho)
>>578531669either bpd or bipolar because of the weird routeshe's also depressed and probably on meds
>>578531482Stop making me jealous.
>>578531693your logic doesn't make sense but I like your conclusion
>>578531405No.The Ralsei part is nested in this big unironic Noelle Knight theory that I don't buy, but I thought the Ralsei x Kris analysis was on point.https://youtu.be/4BP_oDHZXvo?si=ux6r8y50bzKNSEFi
>>578531669we're simply sharing our interpretations of the text in a game we loveat the moment we can only speculate about what kris and noelle have going on. whatever it is, i hope it's a little less banal than >tehe... childhood crush!11i hope 6 clarifies some of it
>>578530940>it could be that she was trying to get the really weird kid to break out of his shell and was projecting her desire for normalcy onto himyou are probably the only person on the whole planet who came to that conclusion, dude. like i don't know who is more delusional, you or noelletoby would cringe and think about quitting being a writer if he could read your post
>>578531778Those people never existed to begin with. Mewfriends just talk, draw, and fap.
>>578531669>you make up shit about other people in your head and act like it's truewhat’s funny is this is unironically 96% of discourse about Toby himself
>>578531636>aging millennial white Midwestern transwomen obsessed with being "problematic" for clout on Xittermarriage material
>>578531669just low self esteem. it's the classic 'my friends are just pretending to like me'
>>578530940>noelle actually doesnt like kris just like berdlyyou didnt play the game, noelle is just as autistic as kris if not more she's just very good at masking
Fave tried one of those "just crack an egg" meals and considered dying for just a moment
>>578531636>aging millennial white Midwestern transwomen obsessed with being "problematic" for clout on XitterThey should be obsessed with putting their penises in my mouth.
>>578531270https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/1850/dd9c5f0310c081131a19de8159317cd7.mp4?11487701
>>578531840that guy hangs out here so you might be able to catch him around
i grew out of "my friends are pretending to like me" and into "my friends are too inattentive to realize how awful and unpleasant I am. they do not know i am the antichrist"
>>578531851i dunno man. i was right about noelle to the point that wr chapter 5 didn't feel surprising, i understood she was somewhat cracked as early as chapter 2. i feel like i'll be right about this too >>578532004noelle isn't autistic. her being "normal" and otherwise feeling like she has to be "normal" is a core part of her character. try to think about her a little more
>>578531669The same disease >>578531778has lmao
>>578532029I don't know what that is and I'm a cook, said the sign held up by Green.
>>578530940>"this doesn't automatically mean she had a crush on kris">has a wallpaper of Kris>has a cactus named after Kris>can say no to Kris and her dad than others>the first two evidences jumpstarted the normal Kriselle shipping
>>578531636This wont be true no matter how many times you keep posting this
>>578531954But she goes as far as to misinterpret her own actions like she's unsure of what she's doing. How can she believe she's forcing Kris to do something, doesn't she know her own intentions?
SHUT UP ABOUT NOELLEI HATE HER
MEW MEWCUTIE THREADBEEEAAAAMUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Japanese Fave serves you the passive aggressive noodle dish that means you should get the fuck out or else they plan to call the authorities.
>>578532268that's because kris was a part of her childhood with dess, and noelle just like her mom is stuck in the past when dess was still around, she resents the stasis of her life as shown by weird route however.
I'm glad we're actually talking about the game for once
You can really feel how painfully autistic and self-inserty people here are when they try to discuss characterization and constantly fuck it up
>>578532167>isnt normal>feels like she has to be normalliterally autistic and masking, she's fucking weird and also probably cared less as a kideverything we hear about noelle's past from noelle is her recontextualizing past events to fit whatever narrative she's attached to at the moment
Shipping and Suselle is part of the game
>>578532364Stfu Ralsei, we talked about you yesterday
>>578532457Dess is not in the game
>>578532427fave would never
>>578532268my first post >but i also don't think noelle likes kris in a romantic sense, or if she does it's bundled up with resentment/something negative ultimately whatever she feels towards kris is far more complex than tehee i like himmm >>578532471are there any npcs that talk about noelle being weird? in comparison plenty of npcs talk about how weird kris (and by extension, kris' family) are iirc npcs see noelle as a nice, normal girl who's somewhat shy
>>578532457>talkingrecycled boring debateslop
Should Toby's next game have a difficulty slider, or more situational difficulty switches like Pink's bomb settings?
>>578532548
>>578532280Struck a nerve, diddlybuddy? Get a chance!
>>578532470I hate vagueposts just throw in your two cents about who you think is retarded and wrong you aren't above this, obviously
>>578532471this is true, but i feel like anyone raised by carol + has a dying dad +dead sister would grow up to be emotionally incompetent, no matter how neurotypical they were
>>578532591>are there any npcs that talk about noelle being weird?Not that anon but something related is that in Chapter 2 Noelle outright states that only Kris knows how weird she is
Baking a Kress thread
>>578532265its some bullshit meat and cheese in a cup and you mix in an egg and fucking microwave itthe very definition of sustenancethe exact name is "just crack an egg"
>>578532643Just getting tired of your samefagging
>>578532442i agree with this postshe and spamton also, obviously, have a lot of parallels, and spamton just views kris as a tool to get what he wants. i feel like wr chapter 5 showed that noelle views kris in a similar light
>>578532793i wouldn't trust the egg to be cooked properly but then my microwave is a piece of shit
>>578532747The only sense I can make of it is Noelle was directly involved in the Dessapearance and has been repressing her guilt of it since then; she desires to feel helpless as a means to appear as a powerless victim of the situation to cope
>>578532548that was an annoying thread because it was literally just people who turn their brains off whenever ralsei appears on screen and don't actually read vs people who try to engage with the character
>>578532637he's so beautiful
I genuinely do not understand how you could see all of Deltarune and think Noelle didn't have a crush on Kris at some point
>>578532793Grim
>>578532591>iirc npcs see noelle as a nice, normal girl who's somewhat shythat's the fucking point you retard she's pretending and kris isnt!!!!!>>578532747yup, carol is pretty clueless, im sure it was easier for noelle back before dess went missing
>>578532620It should have a Schizo slider so some things are more spelled out than others>full Baby Mode is every character looking at the screen and introducing themselves
>>578532532Correct, as the romances in the game and how they involve Kris connect with Kris's lack of freedom as they are unable to act on whatever feelings they have and instead forced to engage with things they may not enjoy.
>>578532793If you put the same shit into a pan with some oil or butter and spices that's basically a real meal.
>>578532890spamton is the schizogift that keeps on giving
>>578532998Yurifags are delusional, more news at 11, the sky is blue, water is wet, etc
>>578532998you want noelle to have a crush on kris so you interpret her as having a crush on kris, it's that simple. in truth we have no idea
JAORENJI
Let’s get 1,000 poasts!
>>578532620it should have a flowery mode where all your stats are 9999 because i'll hack it in anyway
>>578533017calling her autistic is a stretch
>>578533194massively incorrect and you did not play the game
>>578532890nta but noelle is like in the middle of a manic episode in ch5 and you cant treat what she says as what she normally believes
Tonight, justice rides together!
>>578533197You could grate cheese on those abs. Said Ralsei, mockingly
>>578533083I'm doing that later but with spinach and bell peppersgood fucking shit thats a real meal
WHERES THE FUCKING NEW THREAD
Noelle is a cautionary about how peaking when you were like 9 years old is one the worst things that can happen to you
>>578533257its mostly autistic nerdy girls relating to her, it's a projection thing but valid a reading as any really.
>>578533257it's not a stretch you just don't interact with female autists and think autism is when chris chan
this will be Deltarune in chapter 7A
>>578533401I don't get it. What's so funny. Why are you laughing. What's the joke.
stimmiesstimmiesstimmies
>>578533197<3
>>578533307i like noelle beyond her potentially being kris' girlfriend, so to me it's a little tough to see how she had a crush on the autistic schizo kid that she was likely pushed into hanging out with because their siblings were dating i know kris has seen her act 'weird' but that doesn't mean kris was a place of comfort or anything. they're close but is it romantic? i dunno >>578533469i am a female autist >>578533327>manic episode not what that was, twitter/tumblr-chan
>>578533476if tobert was going to dress them in japanese school uniforms for free fanart he missed the fucking boat completely, that could easily have been an ACT
>>578533497hehhehhehhehheh...
>>578533492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3JMphdz_FY
>>578533456how the fuck do you peak at 9 years old? You suck at everything forever until youre a teen at least. I dont trust anyone who says kids peak or "hit a wall"kinda grosses me out
>>578533635>if tobert was going to dress them in japanese school uniforms for free fanart he missed the fucking boat completelybut it was an act, wasn't it
>>578533476you know thats a girlsei right>>578533686i don't remember being 9.
>>578533635bro? her fight?
>>578533686>how do you peak at 9 years old?Kris>how do you peak at 13 years old?Dess
>>578533623>im a female autistthat explains everythingopinion discarded, you are too autistic to understand these characters
>>578533129gote bruvuh
>>578533793>you know thats a girlsei rightYeah that's why it's gonna be canon
>>578533197
today, /utg/ is a graveyard shift type of deal.
*dances*
that anon is totally creating a thread, right?
Let's walk the easy path of love.
>>578533686I peaked at 9 'cause I'm a troon
>>578533623you're literally projecting onto Noelle and don't find Kris fuckable shut the fuck up manNoelle literally draws attention to the idea that being forced does not change the feelings involvedwhat feelings do you think she meant? she's talking to Susie at that momentKris and Susie are massively similar characters anyway!
>>578533793but he has the gender fluid flag
I liked the part where Ralsei put his beans in my mouth to convince me they were cute haha
DIEEEEE
>>578533891
>>578534004>you're literally projecting onto Noelle and don't find Kris fuckableyou're literally projecting onto kris and find noelle fuckable. don't project your desire to project onto me, retard
>>578534030Noelle...
Whoa... A THOUSAND inches long thread?
A chef whose kindness precedes.Seemingly no interest in talking.
>>578533953Anon is waiting so we can hit another legendary 1000 post thread. Nobody else on /vg/ even gets those I don't think.
>>578534082i fucking hate Noelle. but she did at one point in the past want to fuck Krisyou are stupid
>>578533623>autistNo wonder you dont understand characterization in a childrens game
>female autist complaining about people projecting their autism onto noelle>she was literally projecting her lack of feelings/slight dislike for kris onto noelleyou cant make ts up
>>578534030he didn't wash them after stomping on Asgore's fertilizer
>>578534170>but she did at one point in the past want to fuck Kristhis is your headcanon
>>578534034*blocks ur attack*
>>578534074
>>578534205This is autist on autist violence. Please stop the siblings war.
>>578534124The Diner!
How about a chaos? For luck?
>>578534260wrong and it's not even really up for debate like most things in this game are
1000 REPLIES??
Why are all the characters in this game so fucking dumb and retarded and criminally liable?Toby writes his characters to be legitimately immoral, awful people but because they're quirk chunguses who make the funny potato joke all is forgiven.
Woah we did it. Big thread status achieved.
>>578534357>it's not even really up for debateyeah it is. we don't know if noelle likes kris like that
>>578533686Dess told Kris they hit the wall at 9
>>578534170Yikes wrong and cringe
>>578534318roary 1k!!! ROARY SEX WITH KRIS!!!!
>>578534394God bless shipping war and chapter 6 - the shipping chapter
While I still could, I wanted to know... everything!
fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578534286
>>578534304Everyone here is autistic. Being autistic is a prerequisite to enjoy Deltarune on a level that matters.
>>578534435go listen to the fucking king and queen dialogue again and tell me this bitch wasn't pining
*wobbles away*
Ok, I will slowly create the new thread if no one else is doing it
>>578534527wheres the bread
>>578534394I played enough agario to know we need to start eating up second largest thread NOOOOOWWWWW
are going to go for 1100
>>578534523i've seen it already. but i don't have your mind or your deep, obvious desire to be kris and date noelle, so i simply won't interpret it in the way you do
Deltarune is one of those stories that women will never understand
>>578534437>"10? Too old for me" - Dessffrey Holidaypstein, 201X
>>578534508
>>578534613That game reminded me of playing Spore cell stage.
>>578534629kek based
>>578534641women can't understand stories
>>578534629you have a deep obvious desire to be noelle and dislike kris because you're one of those autists who hates others that don't mask like you do
I'll show you how much my tactics have improved!
IT'S OVER ONE THOUSAND
>>578534775nope
Deltarune is one of those stories that men will never understand
>>578534629dumbass
Flowers have dreams, too.
>>578534869yup
>>578534721
>meanwhile the pink and kris posters
>>578534843Impossible!
>>578534936Kris hates Pink, canonically.
>Kris isnt jealous of Susie getting in between their childhood crush, theyre just sad about some fountainshitToby put out the warning for retards like this
>>578534918nah
You know, I had wanted you to meet the other flowers....to see how wonderful they all are.
>>578535063yah
>>578534974Thats not what my erection says
>>578535019kris has a crush on susie, retard, not noelle
>>578534936>bearded krisloool
>>578535130Anon you're not allowed to be that based anymore
>>578534936Dude yknow Kris nuts in EVERY older female right?
noelle has a begrudging affection for kris and she also hates him. if you can't understand that you just don't get noelle
the evil is now taking root
All-male casts avoid this discourse btw
New>>578535294>>578535294>>578535294>>578535294>>578535294
kris is made for fat doe car tires
>>578534936>moids need Kris to be ooc and fugly to get off
You aren't useless, Flowery.Having something to take care of......gave Asgore purpose too.Just being a flower... that's enough for him!
Kris was into Noelle maybe and is into Susie definitelyNoelle was definitely into Kris and is currently into SusieSusie thinks Kris is unavailable (so maybe) and is into NoelleRalsei is who cares fuck that darkner freak
>>578535142I hate artists that do this so fucking much
>>578535236>himOf course the yuritroon hates Kris for being male
>>578535130based based based based
>>578535301yaoi cant stop winning
>>578535236no, we just dont understand YOU autist-chan>>578535389yup, it's a classic
>>578535130why isn't Kris sucking her cock
>>578535236>try very hard to use the right pronouns>my enemy misgenders Kris and destroys their credibilityMy training is paying off
>it was a misandrist autistic femcel foid all alongyou cant make ts up
People keep uploading peak to e621 and it's not porn https://static1.e621.net/data/23/a6/23a6878a103546437885a4030bef567c.mp4