Previous: >>578343154Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Palace vs Theme Park vs Beach, is on until 8PM EST• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
12+ hours to go of splatfest....
Life’s a beach.
Park room?
No fat hags allowed beyond this point!
they ebbies
Tomorrow is todayI'm going to have the best graduation ever
I only play once in a blue moon now but new milestone
>>578520585gambate anon!!Do you mind posting your build?I just reached 400 myself yesterday and am going to start looking into reworking my build as I'm definitely starting to struggle with dps
>>578521154Sure, I just don't run a speed build so you might want to look into it for later floorsAbilities on Primo Thermal Brella are Freeze, Ice Breaker and Explosive Ferment
I'm woomy, and that's good. I will never be not woomy, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than woomy.
>>578522601That's a wrap for both of you!
>>578523709No.. just for (man men) me!
woomy for man, for men and for mevillage bicycle woomy
man man for everyone
dumb yeb waiting for woomy to woomy
>>578523774idgi
>>578524976last hint after I'm done playing pro
My woomy is not a slut, she may look like one but she's pure and innocent. And kind of airheaded.
>>578525283That doesn't explain anything
>>578525283you're gonna depuroivuntochieebaa?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
after playing again for the first time in years for a few hours, i have come to tell you all its true.as a veemo, i am required to be dumb and throw with the simplest miss>with a blaster?yup
My woomy may look like pure and innocent, but shes a slut. And kind of airheaded.
>>578525894>>578525930Something about “deploy zantuber”?
>>578525894>>578525930goo tuber for the remainder of splatfest
>>578525283>implying we care about some literally whofuck off back to xitter
>>578525283Not me, I was doing thisWARNING: Extremely LEWD contents
>>578526694me on the right
I thought U already had a boyfriend/husband
>>578526884did you stay up and learn goo tuber for memesit's easier than people make it seem in erp wars
>>578526969she's a cheating whore
>>578523774Roger ryoukai, room doko
>>578526969You’re correct.
>>578523774 ユ needs to be a lot smaller or you need to work on your penmanship. What even is this?
>>578526694bros, what's going on with this picture? why is he not with another yebweyy? why is she not with a salmonid?
Anyone down for some Salmon?
>>578526694Should be an OctoKING
>>578527060I assume it's トbut it could very well beスI also mistook the ザ for ヴ
Please don't hit on my woomy, she is very socially inept and would strip on the spot
>>578526694You unknowingly drew NTR……….
>>578526694>thing between them>see it
>>578527302All woomies are like this, the second they can turn human they all want to breed
>>578527141I would like to fight a king
>>578527458Room going up
>>578526694>generic hetslopBOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>578527756It's NTR tho
>>578527426>>578527810>Not marked with a 100x/333x winSeething doomsissies LOST
Did someone say NTR?
>>578526969and bum thought sketch was woomy and gave up eventually
>>578527743May I join?
>>578528097sketch is a woomy though?
>>578526694>Abe-san
>>578528290post yeb
>>578528121Opening
>>578528121Yep, 2/4 opening.
The only woomy related fantasies I have is my yeb being so good all the woomies in the pb leave their anons to be part of my harem
>>578528078That faggot Orion reported me for posting one of those images making fun of him.
oh to be toyed with by takozonesu
>>578526694Too much effort for /ink/
>>578526694anon this is a blue board...
>>578528290Sketch-tan originally deceived Bum as a transgender woman when they met upThere’s a difference between that kind of shit and trying to make friends outside of using a Discord on a Mongolian basket weaving form
>>578529117lol damn, my /ink/ lore needs brushing.
Your discord drama bores me, post woomies
idk how anyone would ever think meeting up with someone you met via 4chan let alone dating them would ever be a good idea
What’s the best Conch Shell set up?
>>578529117genuinely what the fuck are you talking about
>>578529117??????????????????????????????
>>578529117do me next
>>578529763>>578529905BumNuggler was an /ink/ regular during S1’s lifespan.
>100x when I'm queued without my main and the FLAR queue decides we must be punished>Someone on the other team DCs U lookIt was meant to be...
>>578530132DC’s after the first minute?
>>578526694This KILLS Yurifaggots and subhuman Yebweyy posters
>>578530353B4Second time the FLAR gods pitied two squids facing insurmountable odds
>>578529470I know another drawfag from /a/ who lives in the same country as me and we've met once, it was super fun. But we are both w*men and know each other well so it was pretty safe all things considered.
>>578530717FF?
>>578530717Actual women or
I only met irl with a guy from /dft/
>>578530769No. I don't think FF comes here anymore.
>>578529117Hey so this never happened
I don't know any of these people.... i joined you guys for raiders.....
GGs
>>578530717>w*menpost fingernails
GG's Salmonators!
GGs bros, I forgot how to play SR since Raiders
>>578526694>not on the /ink/booru
>>578530996It did happen because the information was in a discord from the first game from the original people that were making NSFW for Splatoon on here. I’m sorry that makes you sad.
Park room at rotation?
I'll never meet up with other /ink/ers because I'm a rare flag anon.
Going out is a pain, I'll just be at home and play splatoon.
>>578531545Did I meet someone from /ink/ before I was trans during splat 1 days? Yes. Was it Bum? No. Did I "deceive" anyone by lying to them? Also no.I don't even know who this Bum person is. Try harder with your schizo posting, I'm actually kind of disappointed.
Oi Oi ay Yah!
>
>>578530364>straightfags are cuckposters
>>578530717will you open commissions soon again
>>578533143you lost orion
>>578533320but orion is a cuckposter though, just an unwilling one
>>578533218Likely not, I barely draw right now as is.
>>578533478I was thinking of the wrong woman then
Honyahirae nyuruninoWeneninononi wenenooHonyahirae hyururinoWiinyi weenuu nononinuMenifirae naineaNonowieni nononeoHonyahi wiiniineeHonyahi niiniinuunuuna na, na
>>578526694>my /ink/ crush will never draw meit’s not fair it’s not fair it’s not fair
>>578533865>octobabble
>>578523774ywnbajw
>>578523774ywabajw
>>578535625>>578535696jinx!
>>578532425>damage control The discord I’m talking about is not lost media yet and what’s been said in there has been said in there about you. You know what you did and he put up with you as long as he did before he couldn’t take it anymore. You really do fit the stereotype of a crazy transgender woman because you drove him to insanity.
Finally got a x100 took 2 days of playing
>>578536131post the server then smartass
>>578536131Is this why he came on and destroyed his tako sculpture…
>>578536317I lost my original Discord account that had the information you’re out of luck.It’s from 10 years ago way back when the Fat guy formed it
I want to make friends in splatoon but at this point I think I'll disappear one day and the rooms I join will be memories
>>578536553uh huh sure, likely storyYou at least don't seem like a schizo, so I'm telling you wherever you got your information from, you're misremembering, I promise you that this didn't happen. The only other /ink/ server I was in at the time I was actually the victim of two of the mods grooming me, so if that's what you're referring to, then you got your info from the wrong source.
>lesbians and mentally ill men descend upon the thread>drama ensueswow surprise
>>578537007Sned me your friend code and we'll be friends forever!
>>578537007you entire life is memories. Make new ones.
>>578537354I'm the memory anon...
>>578530364I'm the yurifaggiest /ink/er here and I find this extremely cute
I hope I'm not only whimsical and odd to you guys, but also vaguely threatening.
I'm glad I'm too terrible at both splatoon and drawing so I won't ever have drama about me
U come back...I don't care if the shitters win...
>>578537651You're arousing
>>578537073I’m leaving you can stay miserable and bitter and not a woomy.I have a private battle to attend at reset and then I will fuck off and then the rest you’ll have to hear laterI might have to dig around and see if I have any proof, but I’m pretty sure with how you’re reacting you give yourself away.
>>578537171I have a feeling you already added me. I just don't stand out lol
>>578537913Th-thanks...
Women, never ever
I only seey you guys as cephs because it fit my headcanon, you're just characters in my woomy's story and /ink/ is the fun social media she chat in
>>578538094Based I love women who hate troons.
I see. I just need to know every niche tech about this game and I'll finally make it to Top 500.https://youtube.com/v/Ir976v9LjnM
>>578538906in my headcanon my woomy is a model and you're all her co-workers, also because they're all naive and young they don't realize their being exploited and being made to do gravure shoots
Does anyone have alt accounts for splat3? I feel like making one.
>>578539541>have to earn everything again>have to build everything again>$40 a yearToo much effort.
>>578538094Please do, I genuinely want to know where you are getting this info from.My only other hypothesis is that this "Bum" character went by a different name back in the day, but even then the description you gave only fits two people I can think of- one that I know personally and the other who went by "kayay78" that is an entire character on his own.TLDR when I rejected his romantic advances he went full incel mode and started spreading rumors about how terrible of a person I was. In his defense however, I was not the greatest friend, since I was still recovering from the mental damage that military school deals, but I do in fact remember properly apologizing for everything. Though I also remember he didn't accept it, ignored it, and then continued trying to sully my name to other people I knew.
>>578539776family account costs 35 and comes with 8 slots
>>578539419my woomy enjoy being seen in skimpy clothes by the blobfish photgrapher
i knew something was off with U once she revealed that she dislikes fryeno sane woman dislikes frye
>>578540064Joke's on you, I love damaged woomies
>>578539810He's a full schizo and making shit up for attention. bum didnt do any of those things. stop replying to it.
>>578540286Noted, apologies. Need to get better at identifying schizos.
>>578540064glad we all agree that women have bad taste
>>578540064no such thing as a sane woman
>>578540542>>578540263>>578540438meant to say sane and insaneU is neither
A sane woman is just a woman that is sane relative to a woman, not sane overall. t. knower
>finally get 100x>30:70 flarthanks nogami
kill all flartards
kill all nogami bootlickers
>>578537725Some people were shit at the game and still got schizos latched on to them, never say never.
i think the mmr does change depending on the roation because I'd have rotation where the game would constantly put me with absolute shit eating 0-5ers and next rotation I can actually win, but i got to 45 wins - 5 loss once so I don't beleve in flar
>>578530717Hi ä
Been here for a third of year, how long until I get a friend to meet up with
>>578544030You're not retarded enough for that, sorry
>>578543650MMR isn't real when you can start 3 with a 10-hour 2 save file and be put in the same lobbies as people with thousands of hours
>>578544030i've been here for nearly three.
>>578544030Been here since 2019, off and on. There's no ETA for that, you just have to get lucky.
>>578544030do you like frye
I prefer the schizos here to the wider schizo pool of the Western splatoon fandom desu. I only like art in my social media and I still get call out drama posts from splatroons
>>578544643Yes. I don't hate any of the idols. They're all lovely
>>578545212why
>>578543650yes, there is individual mmr for each mode
>>578545212we are now friends
I'm noticing
>>578545459oh yeah that's probably it
Any Theme Park goers up for a room at about 15 minutes on the hour?
Taking a quick breather UWin or lose I'm having fun
>>578546521Sure!
>>578546521VERY good woomy (too bad I'm at work right now, else I'd play).
>>578546521Sure thing. I'll join you for a couple spins on twirly whirlies
>>578546521low estrogen woomy>>578546576high estrogen woomy
I disconnected from a 100x because someone on the other team had a gold x badge.
I wanna go to the beach....
>>578547219Name? Initials? FC? Are you on the list?
>>578546521Yes
>>578546628>>578546751Room going up.
Any Palacebros up? Randos are severely inadequate since last night
I think I'm just gonna move back and become a 4k eliter main again, maybe fooling around a little bit with some other chargers on some maps, really never liked scoped versions though. But what's good to know about making a build? Really confused what's good right now. Is last ditch effort good in general? Nobody seems to care about bomb defense anymorehttps://sendou.ink/builds/e-liter-4k
>Theme Park was the most popular choice for /ink/>Sudden upsurge of Beachgoers at the last dayWhere the fuck were you guys the last 2 days, I've been playing with timmies the whole weekend and can't be assed to go back now.
What an annoying teamcomp, Good Lord.
>>578548570probably discord buds
>>578549174Don't you have Tokay's balls to worship o algo
>>578548528Sub defense doesn't work on specials like bomb defense did in 2, so a lot of people just skip it. As for builds, people are currently experimenting with how much they can get away with after the ISM nerf, so some people may be ditching LDE for a main of ink saver just to have that benefit from the get go.
>>578549591nta but what's wrong with him
>>578547219>>578546576We are going for a 4 hour marathon when I get back home
>>578540389>578549174 is a great example of a schizo post. notice how incomprehensible and fanfiction-y it reads. a good rule of thumb is to assume any mention of discord is probably from some schizo.
>>578538094>>578550003>schizoid namedropped himself
>>578550003can i join even if im a low level ceph
>>578550504no third wheelsthe other two spots are reserved for future squildren
>>578548570I only chose a team for Ruler that wasn't the one in mirror hell, I don't care who wins or to play more than thatI wasn't even going to play this Fest because the Raidersfest was the last straw for me
What should I change in order to fit duration up/cooldown reduction on this?
>>578550003>MarathonPlease grow old and gross and wrinkly with me alreadyWe can have our 401ks get sapped by jeets while we watch the sun set on the horizon
>We saved it DAMN
>>578550764Why do you need delivery distance up
>>578550003
Based comeback, they didn't deserve to win that.
>>578550073I mean, yeah, obviously that one. The one I replied to before just seemed like they actually meant it. Thank you for trying to help though.
>>578551380They got greedy and all tp'd on the same spot so i just roll over like three cephs at once lmao
DC L?
>>578551271I didn't like having to be near point blank to place it. That only leaves 4 free though. Is max duration and cooldown not that great?
>>578552140Yup, idk why sorry about that
>>578526694drawfags using their talent for the worst possible reasons again i see
i knew something was up when it looped lol
that blaster carried them hard
This game would be so much better withouf Blasters and Splashdown
>>578552713 ngmi didn't want us to be too good so he found the sweatiest blaster main
>>578552713>>578552791He was slip sliding with lag
>>578552149you ALWAYS want max duration + max cooldown. Vortex Damage up isn't as good as you think it is, and ferment is a lot more valuable. Invest in that instead.
>7 booyah bomb by himself
I want to lick Shiver's deliciously flat chest
forgive me zapfish, for i have sinned7
wheres our multipliers
>>578554250I ate those food
You should signal if one of them is at our base
>>578554608my b on that
hitler GPT, generate an annoying team in the kids game Splatoon 3 for the Turf war mode.
we won too much so now we're getting raped by the japanese 52 gals...
nevermind i don't want the multipliers anymore
EVERYONE IS FUCKING RETARDED AAAAAaaaasssssdghkm
why can't we win anymore
>>578555982FLAR
>>578555982streak for streak
Next match is a x333
>>578556026>>578556092It's a funny meme but nothing more than cope lolJust bad luck
we're losing because of hammerhead, unironically
>>578556635True where the fuck is the other map?
and now FWAR starts
>>578556737We're too good on it
>>578556635>>578556737desu both of these maps are really nice for nuisances like .52 and Dynamo
that's right, we're going back in time to rape and kill the first nigger to unironically type the words "forced losses"
home earlywho hosts?me or (You)
more AI garbage thank you so much faggot
>>578557098
>>578557332I love a woomy that takes the initiativeBut I don't mind making the first move
I hate these two like you wouldn't believe
>>57855762710 min...
WTF
>>578557684Seethe moreI pray you find someone as miserable as yourself so you can be miserable together
>>578557812YOU LITERALLY HAVE A HUSBAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>578557684I think it's cute
PAINBRUSH IN MY FUCKING ASS
>>578557332>>578557812This shit is so fucking gay my niggaJust go twin with each other through discord
>they won ze 2 matches?>send in ze +30 rulers
Not even a x10 huh
>>578558181discord is somehow more gay than shitting up the thread for over two hours or something
>>578558181If being straight makes us gay then e are proud to be faggots
ggsno x100 or even a single x10 but atleast we won most games
stop spamming the thread blogging about your matches you mongoloid.
Lemme in lemme in lemme inI just need... your meat...
>>578558647GGs, get Float pics I guess
GEE FOOKIN GEE ZUH.Great streak and overall fun sesh
>>578557920>it's ntr>but the /ink/er is the bvll
>>578558760GGs
>>578558656>stop talking about splatoon in the splatoon general
>Be veemo>Want gacha thing in lobby to give me something good after losing multiple matches>"Glorious Inkling"I think the game is trying to tell me something, but I'm afraid it's wrong. I don't want to pollute the st/ink/ling pool
Time for me to grind out beach before it all ends
>>578558006>it's cute>despite one of them being an attentionwhore schizo
Gggggs park room, great session overall and great winstreak!! Sorry got a bit sloppy in my gameplay toward the end, but we did really well
>>578559313>wrong sizeoops
>>578559313you stole snakehands mask
niggerfaggots
>>578559313Good woomies
>Matchmaking trying to tear us apartNOGAMIIIIIIIII
>>578559932>weyyo in the mixgross
>>578560003he's a gayyo so it's ok
>>578560041He's a couple fruits short of the basket
>>578559313Nice toes
>>578559283Companionship is a rarity in my world, I just think it's kinda nice
I don't like my woomy walking barefoot over all the used condoms
>beat 3 splashdown team for 100x battlefeels good squiddies
B& again U? I won't play if you're not here, I'll wait
>>578560376Same, which is why we now go bareback
>>578559313Ggs
>>578548570I'm sry anon, I almost forgot the splatfest was a thing this weekend
>>578559770I don't remember SH using it until a bit more recently desu
I have forgotten I was level 1 lol
>>578560298I mean I guess NTR is a form of companionship.
>>578561273if i had a wife who left me for shitposting 4channer i think i would unironically an hero myself
>>578559770only pedophiles claim pieces of gear
>>578559770Real /ink/ers remember when his woomy wore sunglasses.
>>578559770I employ peer pressure to make people wear the mask
>finally RulerBGs everyone, what a terrible shit ass mode>literally 0 multiplier matches out 80+thank Cod
>>578562818Get off the stage PanikkuYou're old news you hag
>>578562956that's not p
>>578562956not panko
>>578559249You're not doing this aloneI locked myself in my room for the rest of the night now that the internet is upSending envelope
>>578563358but anon, I am just lvl 3 with no gear and jr
>>578563358That wasn't me but I am smitten by your woomitmentGet in, the fight's not over yet
>>578563045>>578563106name. such players do not deserve anonymity.
>>578563698(You)
>>578563698Anon
Anyone in beach wanna pair up? Just Grinding to ruler and this account
Park open?
>>578565085ill play some
>>578565073open up
>>578565580Not showing up, sorry
>>578565484Opening.
>>578565732dang
Park open 2/4.
>>578565945Beach 2/4
Playing leaned in right now
Didn't ditch you UJust got a tempban...
blobfag solidarity
>>578565945Any room?
>>578568162Opening.
I forgot turf war doesn't pause the room.
Fuuucking hell internet shits itself
>>578567854Ready, openopenopen
>>578568617lmao im so checked out i didn't even realize i played the entire match not knowingggs turf war
Any beach rooms?
good weyyogood yebbygood yebbygood weyyogood weyyo
Oops sorry S
>2+ minute queue>still a mirrorI'm fully expecting Theme Park to have like 80% of the vote
>>578565073gg beach duo, that 3 reef was super painful
>>578569190It's okay. You can join us for ranked when the fest is over
>>578568281Fug I didn't hit continue in time
>>578569423Opening.
>>578569365Might take you up on that offer. I was just gonna grind to ruler anyway
>>578570410>Notoctoro
>>578570551Perverted...
GGs F and G, wish I could play to ruler but I gotta go get groceriesalso sorry if i was playing bad, hard to motivate myself to care for turf war
GGs park open. That was rough for me.
>>578570783GGs, gonna call it there too, Ngmi decided I'm not allowed to have fun for the rest of the fest.
Why is nogami pairing us with lobotomites
1 more rotation until j*ey fucks off
god i love roller
>>5785716851 more rot until the flars end
Hiii, any beach rooms here? >>578568925You wanna play some with me? Can be in minutes or rn, up to you.
>>578572993qued uop but will open a room for you
>>578572993Beaching now, put me back in the ocean
just pissed in a bottle
>>578573412based
>>578573412wish i was that bottle
>>578573625I don't have a bottle and my ink sack is full. Can I use your mouth?
>>578573625You can always play a weyyo whenever you want
the time stamp is soonI hope I look presentable
>>578573625U...
>>578573848Yes please do~
U get in here NOW
woom
W, I would ask you reopen the room again but I got some tight stuff to do in 10 mins so I will stop anyway here (plus temp banned).Thanks for the light games, ggggsss
>>578574684GGs Afrotako GT! I appreciate you joining
we've reached the public erp phase of /ink/, huh
578574880newfag
>>578574880literally one anon and it's a married woman who's cucking her husband.
>>578574880But I did piss in a bottle it was a cup
>>578574880>he wasn't around during the OCfag era
kill yourselves
>this thread
>>578575374>recursive filter
My veemo read this thread and went on a sex strike
My woomy can't read.
Anyone interested in a final hour Palace room on the hour in 5 minutes? Looking to finish up getting Ruler.SS
You genki U? (You) me when you're ready
Just gave everyone a Fresh
>>578575843You had 48 hours.
>>578575949If everyone's fresh, nobody is
>>578575509Hmmm, I'll just have to go real nice and deep, maybe even hilting it to get a good seal. Of course, I'll have to put a little elbow grease to get the air out, that won't be a problem for an experienced toilet like yourself, right?
>>578575870I am ready for PB
>>578575870for what
>>578576187Oh myWell if you insist, we can do it now or at rot when this shitty fest is done Last 5 digits are all I need
Have you ever thought of using Gamechat?
>>578575843I can't take turf any more, sorry working now too. Hope you have better luck than I.
spaltfests are truly the worst time for /ink/
>>578576512>Using Nintendo's shitty VOIP humiliation ritualI'd rather use LINE
>>578576512the one time i tried to use gamechat voice it put the other person in my left ear only and i got scared and left
fuck wrong weapon
>>578576512Only when Splatoon 4 adds using your woomy as an vtuber
Does anypony like the current SR rotty? looks kinda middy on the fr. tomorrow's looks lit tho
jesus fucking christ
oh theres 50 minutes left on the 'festmight as well hop on and get a couple welfare shells
I havent opened s3 in so long it just gave me my results/rewards from junes big run
>first com error in months>10 minute banThis is the most retarded game of all time
>>578576187Ok lemme try
SmallFrye is CUTE!
yebby in pb
this desert map kind of sucks ass. wow!
>>578578147again..
U... I don't understand the plus thingy...
Letting my veemo board the float despite not winning anything
I'm going outsideI think I inked it right now
>>578579363I think I got it down for real this time :DDD
I, uh, cleaned my Splatoon folders out of duplicate files today.
What in the actual fuck is happening here right now?
>>578579434sex with disabled veemos
Just poured my piss down the sink. No more turf war.
>>578579752I wish i was the sink
We did it /ink/We swapped numbers WE WON
>>578578854For someone so experienced, what would you wear for a special occasion like this? Is it prim and proper to hide how deplorable you are or are you wearing skimpy clothing behind a trench coat to hide from all the other inkfish?
CAN I STILL GET KING
@grok can i still get ruler im fiend btw
>>578579885Good, now get the fuck out of my general
>>578579885please leave for good
>>578579885how tf did this take two days
>>578579885Keep us posted.
>>578579885noNOOOOOO!!!!
>>578579885I'll be there to arrange the funeral
>>578579918I'd wear something nice and fancy with makeup, something every cephs that'd see me think I'd go to a high society party or some kind of important event, the feeling of being degraded by having my looks that I spent hours on being ruined in a few minutes as I'm being roughly used like a toilet by you and having to walk back having my dress ruined, makeup running and hairs messed up would be the best <3
>>578580635A grown man posted this
>>578580635A cute nonny posted this
>>578581094See you tomorrow sanrioid
remember to scrub your splatest tees
>>578581094fatty
A HORRORBOROS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>578581212don't they get auto-scrubbed now
FORCED FAGWAR IS OVER
I wonder if it's ok to start using them yet
>>578581523The only time I ever use mine is rerolling stats on my splatfest shirt
>>578581404oh? never heard of that
>>578575843Nice 10x to top it off. Hope you managed to get Ruler after all.
Daybreaker still makes me tear up to this day
>>578579506>out of duplicate files today.Manually? If not share your secrets.
>>578581668I thought the main purpose was to upgrade amiibo gear, but I almost never feel like wearing it anyway
no one actually likes tricolor right
>>578581094I said no fat hags in this thread
>>578582029It's a good idea but executed terribly and 90% of the maps are dogshit
>>578581094tomorrow i'll post a lot more fryes for you
>>578582029better than shifties
>>578581985https://tn123.org/simimages/that's what I use
>>578582029It should've been 3v3v3.
so, anyone wanna play some open?
>>578582395that's how I feel about 3 as a whole
578582442
>>578581985I run AllDup.
>>578582519That makes too much sense for the japanese. They need to make it frustrating by making it a 4v2v2 with friendly fire on
even know what anon gave up on this game
>>578582519yeah sure gimme like 10-15 minutes
>>578582604uh bro i just wanna play some openim not a fan of the japanese either
>>578582519Maybe in a bit. Kinda getting hungry
>>57858256090% of the shifty ideas are boring and do nothing to make turf war feel actually fun
>>578582519I will join if jenna joins.
open 2/4(You) me
>she still plays splatoon 3
>>578583179yeahI'm not a girl thougheverbeit
>>578583176knocking(You)my
remember to not renew NSO now that 3 and raiders are done
>>578583652We haven't gotten a patch for private battle splatfests, so there's still more fests in the future even if they're just re-runs
>>578581094What did I ever do to you
>>578583652i play games other than splatoon.
>>578582604you
>>578582519yes
>>578583652i got yearly
open 4/4im probably not going full rotation just a heads up, probably taking a small break before last duskblood network test
>fromslopi'm disappointed
>>578584150Is it fun? How is it compared to bloodborne?
>>578583652I'm on a friend's NSO. Besides, even if I was still footing my own bill I'd probably keep it running to join PBs.
>>578581861I appreciate the support but unfortunately I was short by about 2 more wins but it's no skill off my bones. Back to Raiders/Smash Bros.
>>578584476It's a little bit goofy fun, I never played bloodborne because I heard the PVP sucked, so I nevered bothered to play it.Have a lot of issues with it, but I feel like if they fix stuff or just have more stuff than the network test it'd be fun every once in awhile to play with a duo queue partner
>>578584906>I feel like if they fix stuffNo one ever does this unless it's a loketest and this isn't a loketest.
>>578585008Well, my main issue is that it'll get stale without variety, and it's a network test so I'm praying we're not seeing all it has to offer.The other issue is just a me thing, the quests they have with sigils seems like I'd hate it, I don't like doing gimmick retard objectives when I'm playing a game exclusively for PVP, but I'm not really sure how much of the game that will be.
duskblood mogs splat3 ngl
>>578585580I can't erp pretending to be a zork
>>578585580Proof?
>>578585727you're clearly not trying hard enough
>>578585580One of these has woomies
>>578585727I only ERP pretending to be Zork
Woooomy hlgood night /ink/ it's 3am for me
>>578586247good night whoomy you are
https://x.com/snow_4646s/status/2091107103629005005
>>578586359spider woom, spider woom,
clanfags raped and gaped
33? more like three threetard
>>578587257lmao
>octobrush>dynamo>carbon ninjaup right and left syndrome
good night /ink/
>>578588331goodnight woomer. this looks nice i might practice this with my graphite sticks
>>578588331Gobnight
GGs openers
uhehehhe~ Callie~ i'm your biggest fan~!
ggs open. are number clan tags popular with kids these days?
>>578588626>Well you're not gonna bust a nut, anytime we're in the ring
it's time
gay
I dragged down Frye....
Ggs
>ERPing faggots stole the festRETURN THE XP
>It happened again>Except Theme Part lost Tricolor tooCouldn't have happened to a nicer team
I love drowning in mirrors and then watching another team win cloutthanks nogami
>>578591992S cucked us all
>>578592436Prediction: he leaves forever and we never see them ever again
I regret buying raiders. It doesnt have ad much staying power as 3. I play for 3 hours and only get 2 gems.
>>578592945Speak for yourselfI have more gems than I know what to do with because I'm not afraid to grind
yay won a fest despite only playing enough to get ruleryou snooze you cruise
>>578593117The salmon run in Alaska is beautiful for fishing. I took my cephs there to fly fish. Lots of fun, on of them hooked my cheek though
MANTARO CANONICALLY WON ALL THE HOLIDAY FESTSALL THE HOLIDAY FESTS HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTTT MANTARO BIG SWEEEEEEEEP HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578592945It definitely felt way too short, especially with the absurd amount of grinding you can do to max out a build.Doesn't really have any replayability either, outside of self-imposed challenges.
>>578592945>singleplayer spinoff doesn't have as much content as a live service multiplayer game with over two years of post launch content behind iti mean... yeah.
>Mascotfags win again>Trizooka is buffed every patch>Even /ink/ers (subhuman) can steal your girl>Raiders is a big nothingburger>Nonoctoro keeps coming backThis is the worst /ink/ timeline
Why would you call for help on Sea Surface
How do you respond without sounding mad
>>578594418You just call it a tourist opinion and move on
Anyone want to open or raid in 15 min?
>>578594418Pic.
>>578594418Raiders' music is not for everyone. It is the most experimental soundtrack in the franchise. Personally, I love it, but I can understand why others hate it.Initiation of the Coastonids is a pretty bad first impression, but a lot of the music in the game is really good, which makes it even more upsetting that the game doesn't include any way to just listen to the game's soundtrack like all the mainline games have.
The music grew on meI like the dungeon music that sounds like ice cream truck music followed immediately by someone mashing the keys on a synth
>>578594418this opinion only exists because of the beach theme that's just random farts and clangs, but that only sounds "bad" when you take it out of its context and listen to it separately. it's great ambiance in gamethe big crystal themes are really good, the ice one is best imo
>>578595326I barely contributed and still won
>>578595326Tbh this fest is stupid because palace is the auto lose option. A lot of trifests are like this.
kusoge
Here's your >>578596486. Dont spend it all in one place.
>>578596620Thanks. I'm all spent anyway.
This Big Man win brought to you by TOCIY>>578581235>>578582129you had a melty all day good jobyou also never posted your diet and gym routinelarp less>>578579885Spades and I had a good 2 hr yapfest after but he's over an ocean away and knows I'm trapped where I'm atwe must be better foids and faggotsand if anyone is cucked it's me who lives with a person who can't get off their ass from slop gaming to be a real person anymore.
>>578596486now you can have fun being put into FLAR matches with the S+50 autists
>>578596778please ask claude to make you an ffmpeg script or something my guy
>>578596778nigga i can't see anything
>>578596778LMFAO WHAT IS THIS VIDEO
>>578596778Wooming in 64p
>>578596778Bro has a 100p video
>>578596778Image quality brought to you by Nono
>>578596778You really watched this in crunchy 1990 internet video quality and thought it was worth posting.
>>578596778quick tip: use webm, lower the resolution. The webm script for MPV is great as it even has a mode to automatically figure out the quality options needed to get a certain filesize
>>578589123
>>578596778ugly woomy in 144p
Sorry S, I would play but I'm trying to get a rank on landing. I'm clooose
>>578589123>>578597620
>>578597963>>578597620>Out of character
>>578598704what if I asked her nicely
>>578598704It's called acting.
>>578598704>he doesn't knowooohhhh nonononononono
anon doesn't know how callie got abusive after finding out marie raped her co-worker thinking about herself
>>578599962know whatcallie acting out of character is only a thing when the glasses are on
>>578600149Is this a comic or something? Source?
Where exactly does a Strong Arms super jump from?
>>578600934Never mind. I found out.
>>578596778>if anyone is cucked it's me who lives with a person who can't get off their ass from slop gaming to be a real person anymore.just kick him out of the house????
>>578600913>he doesn't know
>>578601339can i live with you too?
>>578601564meant for >>578596778
>>578601402This is almost as good as the Marina rapefic gif
>>578601682post?
spades cucked orion out of his takozone wifei guess that's why he's called that
>>578601402oh god not this again
>>578601787What do you think he does with all those stolen woomveems in his harem?
well, friend group's server of 11+ years got pruned because the person we temporarily transferred ownership to got hacked.Anyone want to raid and help me take my despair out on some fish
Finally caught Duskbloods being online and didn't even bother joining a multiplayer battle, the tutorials bored me to tears and the controls are ass and the fights with NPCs feel like random button mashing and you get stunlocked all the time and there isn't even gyro. And I couldn't stop laughing how jarring that gothic-medieval-grimdark style felt after playing Splatoon just before.
>>578601682At first I was indifferent to it and by the third read I kinda liked it.
Buenos Noches from a Lonely Raiders Room. Feel free to join
>>578603442coming
rare shiver
>>578604253Yikes. I hope nintendo fixes the corners of her mouth in 4.
>>578603558I think I'll call it there S. I appreciate you joining. Thanks for letting let out some stress on some fish
>>578582603I knew it was overdue but damn son...
damn my woomy folder is only 15k images
>>578596778based
I don't have a woomy folder i just browse danbooru anytime i want to see woomies
>>578605554It's better to have a local folder full of things you like. Not even the /ink/booru has everything.
>>578605554The vast majority of splatoon art doesn't get posted there
>>578605554
>>578605738>UrchincelI miss this woomy so much
>>578606116
>>578605836>>578605738Fair enough, I'll scrap every files from the 50 previous thread as an headstart and use the woomy tag on pixiv
>>578606232I wonder where urchie wentEven big names still come back for fests and pbs
>>578605112no worries, similarly needed to blow off steam myself. Have a good one
>>578606495Some people leave. Some people want to be forgotten and have a fresh start.
>>578606621I'll never forget the only woomy who booyah'd back
My woomy thinks (you) smell
>>578596868I was already getting that in S Anarchy. Every time I play X in Takoroka, the experience is infinitely superior to the Anarchy queues.I keep wanting to go for S+10 to avoid the pain next season (well, one after the next), but even if I do get to S+ early in the season, the thought of grinding Anarchy this much more is too repulsive. So it just never happens.
>>578607031/ink/ told me Takoroka was insufferableI mean, it is, I wonder sometimes how these people got into X, but I also think it's infinitely better than the shitters who lack entire nervous systems you're queued with in series
>>578607143>/ink/ told me Takoroka was insufferableI think you must have mixed them up, or you were being trolled. Tentatek X is just Anarchy, only 100x worse. Takoroka feels like a completely different (better) game.
>>578607143I went back to Takoroka this season and I'm playing better than I am in Tentatek. Maybe it's because I'm getting carried more.
I only play open and turf and I'm pretty happy
>>578605738All of these people are in Hotdogs secret discord seething about /ink/ and self-loathing where kold is grooming underage trannys and rayzor talks about him and his family eating moldy food on purpose
/ink/ stinks and it's my home
>>578608761Why wasn't I invited?
>>578609646Get some more hours under your belt and max your smell meter, then we talk
>drink myself nearly to death>wake up dehydrated in tremendous pain>vomit violently for 2 hours>pour myself another drinkI just realized I missed the splatfest
>>578610839You're worse than the people here who frying their brains and raping their kidneys with radioactive swills trying to get another caffeine hit Genuinely seek help
>>578610839You need the kind of help /ink/ cant give. Look into getting off alcohol.
>four repeat splatfests>three repeat victors*chef kiss*im so excited for the next repeat splatfest bros
>>578610839Eyyy a fellow squidcoholic.
>>578611617>>578612581>just be sober brono?
>>578613476enjoy dying then, fucking retard
>>578583652But I wanna play snes games before playing Splatoon 3.
>>578595417Me too, I just played one match of all three modes and won all three.
>woke up to a bunch of replies and didn't realize the quality was shitmy bad>>578597832sorry retard! I was running on very little sleep >>578597336Nono sucks>>578601339Yeah because that will go well>>578601564Do you have reliable employment to pay rent withSpades and I had the best weekend ever. So good I was neglecting my housewoomy duties. I don't get overly invested in words on a screen like the pick me foids here who whine tfw no bfmaybe play the game and be yourself. it works.
>>578540064>people can't have the same opinionsI like big man you like Frye we won't get along
>>578618881don't reply to me
Woo my!
>>578601402>>578601682this is the worst thing i have ever read, please get better taste
>>578606670Lmao nono get outta here
>>578601402Somehow, I have the feeling this is not canonical
Swim Form is an opportunity for cuteness
>>578622062
>>578620667Big Man wonYour curry idol lost again even with all the good players
Excuse the wojak, saw it on another board earlier and it was strangely fitting.>>578618235>in a failing relationship>blames it all on the other party>too much of a failure to fix it>too much of a coward to end it if unfixable>resorts to cheating instead>on 4chan of all places>shits up the thread with cringy erp for half a day>somehow recons she's in position to give others life adviceYou had your moment, bravo, now kindly stop posting.
>>578622337U this is getting pathetic
>>578622428>Calling that a wojakI hate tourists so much
Splatoon?
>>578618235If you dislike your partner this much it's going to blow up in both your faces eventually. Breaking things off now might be difficult but it's only going to be so much worse the more you let things simmer. You're an adult who can make her own choices, either talk to him about what's bothering you or let him go. Or maybe you just enjoy living like this.
>>578622516idc what they call those things these days
>>578622713I can’t afford solo housing it’s just easier to tolerate our differences at this point I know you probably can’t relate.>>578622428bitter Frye loser?
literally a fat female nono
i will never know what this is like
>>578622998Just don't turn into a cheater. Work towards getting out of your situation first. He's a human being as much as you are, even if you have your differences. And remember, talk.
S if you read this do not get into an actual relationship with this woman trust me you'll regret it
Maybe it's a good thing I never leave the house and am deeply socially inept and unloveable.
mfs be like>i love crazy women :3until a schizo foid walks in
I was not expecting a win nglSorry I ever doubted
>>578624616>schizoNo this one is just the typical "nothing is never my fault, everything is all about me"
>>578625963so a woman nono theni prefer the schizo.
*never my fault*nothing is ever my faultinb4 picrelAnyone with an IQ above 120 should know what was meant lmao
>>578627128name them
>>578627128Kold
>>578627128this was me with Ni always knew something was up with him, it just took a while to become obvious
>>578627350what i do :(
>the frye hate curse strikes again
>>578627463the first /ink/er that blocked him all the way back in 2023 was onto something
>>578624153He has a gf It’s already been we’re just gonna be friends and nothing more in text but keep up the headcanon for us
>>578627926in that moment, we all wished we were Big Man
What did Side Order actually do right?
>>578629102the shiver palette dialogue
>>578627128Is there an opposite of this, is there any genuinely likable /ink/ers
>>578629301My favorite /ink/er (doesn't come here anymore).
>>578629301mspaintanon
>>578629102aesthetics, atmosphere, music
>>578629102Marie's palette because I like Grizzco Charger
>>578629301me :D
>>578511414
>>578629301I miss FF
>>578629301Me
>>578630313>>578631983Name? Rank? FC?
>>578577905
>>578629301Snakehands
>>578627463To be fair most of you are like this, I'm waiting for the moment any one of you starts getting dog piled to say "i told you so"I've already been hounded by /ink/ and no one cared what I did so I know I'm off the chopping block for good or you all would have had my head on a platter
>>578632438it's incredibly easyjust don't attentionwhore (outside of teehees)
You guys are my only friends so I hope I never get hated on
I should get more hate than I do for being the shithead I am. But I will keep playing with /ink/ for as long as people let me in.
i wish an /ink/er would cuck me...
Any interest in some Salmon Run at rotation?
>>578632573This, if you want to talk about yourself, rp as your woomy. I would never hate on someone posting their woomy for fun
>>578633013I'd be interested
>>578633013Me!
>>578633013Okay.
H-hayai... i was late for the salmon room....
>>578633432You can take my spot.
>>578633496Nah go ahead don't worry I found the speed it filled up funny, I wouldn't be able to play for long anyway
she might be the k-pop lover
I found this in the archives, true?/ink/ Most Hated:Woomy: SquintyYebby: あ aka BallinVeemo: KoldWeyy: ?/ink/ Most Beloved:Woomy: PanicYebby: SpadesVeemo: SneaksnakeWeyy: ?
>>5786330134/4
>>578634636I hate Spades because he stole my veemo
>>578634636>hatedSchizo propaganda other than Ballin.>belovedWho the fuck is Spades?
>>578634636Change Panic to SnakehandsNono in beloved Weyy
I don't know any of these people outside of what their cephs looks like
>>578634869your new bull
>flar is shitter co-ACK
>>578635486
>>578635486>Playing as a weyyThat's the issue
>>578635486have faith octoling
GG's Slim!
ggs 1king fishers
Geegies Feeshies
ggss fiskare
>>578635486TOCIY or however the squid is bagged
im still getting the hang of thisanyway I can finally get back on raiders and lurk until next time
>>578637761want to do some raiders now?
>>578637753stop cucking everyone you shit
>>578637761>>578637980can you edate outside of here please?
>>578638060??? I'm literally using the general for its intended purpose, take your meds
>>578638060That's not me. But you should keep seething.>>578637980>>578637761Raid room NOW please
>>578637761I miss when I'd do silly stuff like this in PBs and turf with other /ink/ers during Splatoon2 before my brain exploded and distanced from everyone.
>>578638178room going up momentarily
I think I miss my weyyo.
Have you heard? Woomy!
>>578639075マンメンミ!
>>578605140Things get crazy when you're constantly saving stuff across different sites, yeah.
>>578605140ough.. i need to do this too.... but what if i just didn't..........
>>578627920goji was a hero, i just couldn't see it.
>>578644057it wasn't goji
uwaaaahhhh im so fat and pregnant with data and the baby is yooouuuu anon its (You)
BIGBROS CHADS WHERE U @
>>578644109FUCKit was a G though, right?
GGGGs SCalling it a wrap for now
>>578644329pretty sure p and a were the first to block him I remember him posting about them all the time after it
smooch goblins
I should have kept playing sorella brella nobody knows how to fight them anymore
>>578618235>and be yourself.only privledged normies can say this
>>578644381ggs, always nice to have a raiding buddy.Hopefully next time we can get you to 400
>can be neutralized>bad damage>slow damage>"um achschuwally ur supposed to roll it"This thing sucks.
>>578629102Everything side order did was actually good. It just didn't do enough and slogging through 30 samey floors dozens of times burned players out fast.
>>578644457>>578644329It was either Gr or H, but that was like early Splatoon 3.
>>578645369Make up your mind.
>>578645369pretty much. it just needed a little more of everything, even as-is it's fun enough imo to do once a week for the daily box, but the memorable parts to me are "wow i remember having tons of trouble on this stage" or "damn this stage is hell with a blaster thats specced to max fire speed"
>>578645174you're supposed to attack them while it's happening so you split their mental stackbut like most sub weapons it's mostly just annoying in practice
>>578645890joke's on them, I don't have a mental stack, I just press ZR
I had a dream where SR has a bronze rotation.
>>578645369>only 12 weapons>only 1 outfit>laughably awful bosses>literally cannot play as woomySO was shit, waste of money
Octo Expansion continues to be the all-around best single player the series has ever gotten
>>578646203raiders was better.
>>578646223>"loot shooter" where 98% of the loot is useless crap that gets insta-scrapped>game balanced so that you can't overcome it with strategy, all you can do is level up more until you have enough dps to beat the timersnahit was fun but OE is still king
as a raiders fan I unfortunately have to agree >>578646437
>>578646437i had more fun with raiders than oe
>>578646203>>578646223perfection would be a combination of OE and Raidersthe one thing i think raiders is lesser on, especially in the area between the 2nd and 3rd boss, is that lots of the stages don't feel that memorable, especially the goldchest oneswhereas the hero mode and OE singleplayers always focus on little challenges, which means they can have their own identity ("learn to use a roller!" "fuck about with infinite zipcaster!" "use baller to reach the goal!" "here's some huge bowling balls!") etc.the sampler dungeons do this a little but they're quite limited in scoperaiders's core gameplay is also quite reliant on gear and upgrading it, with your firepower 1000xing through the course of the game, it's a little brain-off which is fun but somewhere where challenge-type levels would wini also personally really like the OE aesthetic but i don't think it'd do it justice to just ... do the same thing again
>>578646437>OE>the game where bosses are optional and each macguffin isnt even guarded by one>the bosses are all reskins except one>barely a hub, RotM does it better>*cto focusednah
>>578646969filtered
le racism XD
raider's music was overall not memorable/badpart of that could just be because its hard to hear but its a shame because omega 3's music is good all around
>>578647484I found RotM extremely boring
>>578646437>"loot shooter" where 98% of the loot is useless crap that gets insta-scrappedLike most every loot heavy game?
>>578648030>well other games do it so you can't criticize this one for doing it
>>578648030loot shoots suck.
>>578648093Don't act like it's going against the genre then, dipshit.That's like complaining a puzzle game has too many puzzles.
>>578648263>Don't act like it's going against the genre
>>578648315>>578646437
>>578647606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGpqVVXzdYUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUBiFweumSYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wWvaJbMQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsr2uxYwVYkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sjCEswNhPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI3_Seppac0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspXNCW19g0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G99pG8aVjoi disagree.
>>578648436None of the level themes are particularly good. It's just salmon run music but worse.
>>578648785i heavily disagree.
>>578644057It was Growl/Grez, I had Nono blocked too around the same time lol
>>578644619holy cute
>>578644820>making excuses>>578638178go to bed
Short open?
>>578628005>we're just gonna be friends>has confessed she's in a loveless relationship I hope you're feeling lucky. Those odds are so low that I'd have better luck winning a poker match with pros.
>>578652880sure
>>578653671Up
>>578644820>be myself>women avoid me>even if a conversation starts they have zero interest in Dragon Ball, Persona, Mega man or video games in general>go back to staying quietthink I might just try an ai girlfriend
>>578646079Interesting.
>>578652880knock
>>578653941embrace fish
>>578654451Opening
when you have the lead in rainmaker when is it safe to run back to your base with the flag? 30 seconds left?
>>578654784being maxed out in side order is more fun than being maxed out as the mechanicthe other options are just how much you enjoy the campaign because they essentially play the sameI kind of did like playing every level with every weapon as 4 though
>>578653941If you want a geek partner you need to go out there and hang out in geek circles to even meet any. I know plenty of people IRL who met their match in tabletop game and DnD groups. Or tabletop game stores.
>>578654784>nua3 is listed but not a3
>>578645174neutralisation is not a free action, you can act on itusually more damage than baisic bombs, doesn't oneshot but stronger for combosmakes enemy ponderrolling is a strong low commitment tool if you want to brute force an opponent rather than outplay them>>578645945>shoot torpedo instead of rapid deco that threw it, get shot by rapid>shoot rapid deco, get finished off by torpedothere's no winning by just pressing zr
>>578655115I live in the suburbs, mou owari da
GGs open
ggs open
ggs
suggesting deep cut in bikinis (big man too obviously) on the beach for next OP
suggesting fat VEEMO in bikini on the beach for next OP
>>578655115>only geek spot near me is gamestop with reserved MtG tables>all fat men>I don't even like MtGI miss high-school, girls still didn't like me but there was at least a chance
>>578657718Condolences. We have a surprising amount of women who go to local tabletop game shops here, probably cause Finnish people aren't the type to instantly invade space so they feel safe.I grew up at a time when women were not welcome anywhere near male spaces so it still surprises me.
>>578656468That's not too bad. I have to drive an hour to get to civilization.
>>578658135I grew up in nyc, comics, manga, anime, games, even family guy were considered male only, girls wouldn't even talk to you. Adult now and unless I go to the bar there's no place to even approach someone for a conversation without looking weird
>tfw living to work>no time to make woomfriendsWhy even live.
>>578658728People rag on an /ink/ meet up but it wouldn't hurt to try. No one I know likes Splatoon.
>>578658691That's what I hear about living the US, here we have various free spaces for young adults to hang out and more countries need them to combat loneliness. If it wasn't for something like that I'd be here having no friends. US needs easy to access places for meeting people, especially for those with social issues.Funny though, if I try to talk to guys at the bar about video games they instantly think I'm a weirdo. Most of the time anyway. I guess most guys go to bars to try and get laid and when I'm not about that life they stop caring.
off topic horseshit that has no relation to splatoon. go back to /v/, retard tourist.
>>578653941I talk to clankers sometimes. I'm very isolated.>>578655115Splatoon 3 still has an active LAN scene in many states. I've also heard of small scenes in the UK and Germany, my teammate in Dallas met her SO off Hinge. I have no idea if apps are reliable in 2026 with AI.>>578653061I like playing risky lolMost anons are too scared to put themselves online, even on d*scord. I don't really blame them. I just wanted someone to play splatoon with me
>>578659513You'd have to be lucky enough to live in a country and area where people even know what Splatoon is.
So was it mirror matches all the time for Team Theme Park?
>>578659513I'm tempted to drop my dicksword here. I might if I'm drunk enough. I like your risk taking
A great man once started making art because he could not find what he was searching for, I simpy must find the perfect ai companion
splatfests are the worst for bringing out tourist retards, spammers, and old cretin that come back. jenna, ballin, spades, nono, etc. need to be brutally murdered so their off-topic blogging and spam inciting can cease and restore peace.
>>578660229S is no tourist, he's a pretty consistent slommer. But you know, pic related.
>>578658135your welcome here <3
>>578660229yes yes see you Splatoween :)
>>578660982y-you too.
>>578661092>he cucks the other team too
>>578659226here in the US we shame people for wanting a partner while also making fun of them for being incels. If you aren't lucky, fuck you
>>578661092You will never be Japanese
>>578661406/ink/ is seething that their wife's boyfriend plays the game and bankrolls their entire game experiencewouldn't be surprised if he was close with ngmi and nerfs the mains of certain /ink/ers just to cockblock them further
>>578661092how goes finding that """proof"""?
>>578662457Callie is going end up just like Anko.
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>>578658960>/ink/ meet upWe could recognize each other by wearing Friendship Bracelets
>>578663212Why would I want to meetup? All I do is play splatoon with people from here. Like, what would we do, meet up and play splatoon?
>>578663569>what would we doTalk about Splatoon and things other than Splatoon. Discover what other shared hobbies we have. Discover what makes us different and appreciate how we would have never approached each other IRL if it wasn't for Splatoon. Call each other nigger and faggot in a loving way like it's 1999 again without fear of being cancelled. Discuss our differences in opinions and other stuff in a meaningful and respectful way because we know that having fun playing Splatoon is more important than that. Vent about school, work and stuff. You know, socialize? I know that for kids today arranging an IRL meeting is just an annoying formality and an end to getting laid on a first date, but it can be so much more than that.
>>578662383Lily I checked my Discord and tried to restore it, and it turns out that I left everywhere before there was a chance to screenshot anything
>>578650584It was Hippie actually, but Nono was never obsessed with him
