Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #355 - Boo edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park has officially released!「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book has officially released!>Recent/Future Release Dates:「!」Nintendo Direct DK Challenge Event+Bananza Mario Collaboration DLChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0ubSW5YfAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5GgYkjMvY「!」 Mario Tennis Fever NS2 Updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7LR7Ccl-o-Recent NSO「!」Super Mario Sunshine has released on NSO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbm8qvYN3DANintendo Classics – March 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5w3lAC4B5ISuper Mario Strikers – GameCubeWario World – GameCubeDonkey Kong 64 – Nintendo 64Wario Land 1 and Dr: Mario PL-Other「!」The Super Mario Bros Movie 3 is apparently coming in 2029https://mynintendonews.com/2026/05/22/the-next-super-mario-movie-will-likely-arrive-in-2029-and-they-want-to-get-it-right/---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.comhttps://sm64coopdx.com/>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fLaUgLHTYOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>577406218
First for Angry Luigi
>>578530019Spooky.
>>578530312We HATE Angry Luigi.
>>578530019>>578530463>>578530584>>578530821Kill Boos. Behead Boos. Roundhouse kick a Boo into the concrete. Slam dunk a Boo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Boos. Defecate in a Boos food. Launch Boos into the sun. Stir fry Boos in a wok. Toss Boos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Boos gas tank. Judo throw Boos into a wood chipper. Twist Boos heads off. Report Boos to the IRS. Karate chop Boos in half. Curb stomp pregnant Boos. Trap Boos in quicksand. Crush Boos in the trash compactor. Liquefy Boos in a vat of acid. Eat Boos. Dissect Boos. Exterminate Boos in the gas chamber. Stomp Boos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Boos in the oven. Lobotomize Boos. Mandatory abortions for Boos. Grind Boo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Boos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Boos with a ray gun. Kick old Boos down the stairs. Feed Boos to alligators. Slice Boos with a katana. Put a bomb in a Boos's mouth. Throw knives at Boos. Inflate Boos until they pop. Send Boos into a black hole. Castrate Boos. Feed Boos poisoned food. Force Boos to walk the plank. Push Boos into a pit. Kneel on a Boos's neck. Curse Boos with a spell. Stuff Boos babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Boos with a tank. Pop a Boos's car tire. Strike Boo children with a ruler. Make Boos swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Boos's limbs. Airdrop Boos into Antarctica. Throw Boos off the boat. Pressurize Boos into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Boos's ass. Falcon-punch a Boo in the face. Make Boos into fiction. Blow Boos heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Boos brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Boos in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Boos to a cross and stab them. Run over Boos with a tank feet-first. Crush Boos with a press. Attack Boos with acid. Boil Boos in a pan. Lock Boos inside a brazen bull. Burn Boos alive.
>>578532469Boos survive all this by the way.
>>578533160Technically, they're already dead since they're ghosts. But they don't get affected by that stuff either way.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148807364
>>578530019SMW's Big Boo and Paper Mario's Boo are so iconic to me.
1-up
I love Luigi
>>578539843I hate Luigi
I found the fanfic I mentioned last thread, it's lost media though https://archiveofourown.org/works/46494433
>>578541727you can try on wayback machine but I don't suggest you
>>578530312Can't believe you paisanos let the thread dieA thousand Sandbird Trial replays upon yet
>>578542445>KH4 is taking notes from Odyssey BasedLove you, sometimes, Nomura.
would (you) follow the totally-not-evil, red-glowing sign, /smbg/?
>>578554206Assuming this is from a fangame or romhack, yes, otherwise the designer is a gay troll.
2-up
What could they possibly give her to keep up with Peach and Rosalina, since they're sisters of great power?
>>578564534Unbelievable people thought Sonic (or any other game on there) had a shot at mogging Mario 64 and think they need someone's game build to keep up.Not even defending Naka, i think all of SEGA are just ran by the biggest retards in the industry.
Xenoblade x Paper Mario
Bump don't make me talk about Smash
>>578566812
>>578566370Why does she need to 'measure up' to Peach and Rosalina? Just let her be her own person with her own quirks. Not everything's got to be a powerlevel thing, you know.
>>578566651How did you get that from a hobby project?
>>578585581Go on a diet, fatty.
>>578586117mean
>>578588713Sometimes you have to be mean to the ones you love
When are they going to make Super Mario Bros.: The Found Levels?
>>578590497Already did.
>>578590497that's just SMB1
>>578586008It's Mario 64 on the Saturn manThe N64 is already leagues beyond the other 2 consoles
>>578569321The movies now panders to spics im afraid
>>578591401I fail to see your issue.
>>578591749It's a 2D focused console with poor 3D capabilities that's only good for porting some retro arcade stuff.They couldn't even get proper transparency working on multiplatform releases even.
>>578593017I don't see how any of this pertains to someone having fun by attempting to port Super Mario 64 to it, regardless of how it turned out.Did you get ruffled when someone else ported SM64 to GBA?
>>578593135It's not a bad thing, but it shows how leagues behind the Saturn was compared to the console that even matched with certain PC powerhouse releases.I was just saying people who were hoping for some game that was on par with Mario 64 on the SEGA Saturn were naive as hell.
>>578593484Ah, I gotcha. Sorry for giving you gruff.
>>578530584https://vocaroo.com/11YDWn4XBdG9
>>578594796Incredible.
fought whacka today and got absolutely raped by stage rng, somehow i had no idea the bowser statue causes confusionstill bruteforced a win with charge multibonk bullshit
sex with lahla
peeka with sex
>>578594317It's no biggie
>>578595414>>578596694I'll take one piece of both.
>>578601343One choice per customer.
>>578534147I always liked how Sunshine's Boos look like they're high on some shit or completely uninterested.
>>578564534Yeah that's a 3D Saturn game alright.>>578566651The thing is SEGA didn't care about doing that but for whatever reason forces that be insisted that it HAD to happen because can't disappoint the fanboys(and they did anyway).
Mario never had a bad game; the nominees are usually obscure stuff that nobody knew existed before
>>578611967>Mario never had a bad game;Super Mario Sunshine. Paper Mario Sticker Star. Every Mario Party game after Mario Party 8 and before the Switch era.
>>578612878>Super Mario Sunshine. Paper Mario Sticker Star. Every Mario Party game after Mario Party 8 and before the Switch era.All good games, even shit like sticker star still suited people who liked the different gameplay. Never had a bad one.
>>578613139>All good games,All bad games. Add Super Mario 3D World (Wii U version), Mario Tennis Ultra Smash, and the later Mario vs Donkey Minishit mobile game tier slop as well.
the only bad thing Mario has ever gotten is the Goylaxy Goyvie
>>578613387>All bad games. Add Super Mario 3D World (Wii U version), Mario Tennis Ultra Smash, and the later Mario vs Donkey Minishit mobile game tier slop as well.All still good games whether barebones or going into a different direction, your personal gripes of them doesn't matter. It's like people saying NSMB games are bland, but they are still solid games.
>>578600107kek
>>578614228Damn wish Toadstool was part of this mess
toads
>>578554206post link to the fangame
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148846377
>>578594796win
It's a me, Slowrio!
Mario if he finishes the fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5fAk7KkHA
>>578651630every game would improve if chadrio was on it
Anyone else think Mario actively makes every Mario game worse? We need a character who speaks full sentences as our protagonist who goes through character arcs. If it wasn't Mario being Bing Bing Wahoo man he would have been married in Odyssey.
>>578658794fuck off Cukigy
>>578658794>Anyone else think Mario actively makes every Mario game worse? We need a character who speaks full sentences as our protagonist who goes through character arcs. If it wasn't Mario being Bing Bing Wahoo man he would have been married in Odyssey.this shitpost doesn't even work since no character speaks full sentenceseven the one who has sentences (in text) couldn't get married there
>>578661041>this shitpost doesn't even work since no character speaks full sentencesBowser does.
>>578661106>this shitpost doesn't even work since no character speaks full sentences>Bowser does.can you read, he doesn't even "speak" full sentences but i still included that>even the one who has sentences (in text) couldn't get married there
>>578661041Literally every other character gets full blown dialogue in a bunch of games if they're not the playable character. Mario will remain silent for entire exchanges, and anything he might actually say always ends up just being relayed to the player through some third party speaking on his behalf. Nintendo are really weird about Mario specifically having talking roles, be it voice acting or written dialogue. Go look at literally any RPG or game with a story mode, and you'll see.
Which is the best DIC series from SMB?
>>578661297Bowser always speaks full sentences in 3D Mario games aside from 3D Land/World, I think. If he does speak it's pretty forgettable.
>>578661889I enjoyed SMB3, mainly because I rented them as a kididk about Super Show or World
>>578661746>>578661957So the Mario shitpost still doesn't work since if you become the protagonist you're relegated to at most third party hidden dialogue only NPCs can hear, or just being fully silent. Mario games like character sub series also follow this.
>>578662127The answer is a playable character not constrained by the same things Mario is.
>>578662698>The answer is a playable character not constrained by the same things Mario is.The point is that they will and have had the same constraints Mario has. Maybe (and I wish this was the case under other circumstances) how they have handled the movies will help break these game constraints (only talking wise, nothing more) but until then, we're following the same rules.
>>578661957i put "speak" in quotations since bowser's not actually speaking full sentences in the sense that he speaks out loud, it's just text, he only actually spoke in sunshine and that was only like 3 or 4 lines
>>578664427We're walking a fine line between the movies only affecting speaking or its lore being jammed in there too...
>>578658794Try again in a Metroid topic
>>578642447when i'm done with the level pack
>>578667936That hat wobble. There's ALWAYS the hat wobble.
>>578634515
>>578666579Post it. Post it NOW.
>>578666579Are you making it? Nice to see some OC here.
no one gives a fuck about retconned NES Luigi
>>578671269But that's GBC Luigi.
>>578671269that's luigi from gbc
>>578671269This is the sprite
>>578671269>>578672639Green Mario in the flesh.
Mario has the N-word pass
>>578672639that's fire luigi
>>578670362but i just started...>>578670570yes, although it's nothing exceptional
The final batch of MK World Free Roam arrangements should drop in an hour and a half and with them the MK World soundtrack will finally be complete
>>578554206Seems legit.
>>578566651>Not even defending Naka, i think all of SEGA are just ran by the biggest retards in the industry.Think? Nigga it's historical FACT.
>>578690196Show me the history textbook that states it.
Boo Diddly
>>578691478The pedophile or the monkey?
>>578692704
Mario Kart World is now complete on Nintendo Music, shame Squeaky Clean Sprint is in the wrong place thoughThe bonus tracks are also released on youtube with performance videos:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bwyj34WQo70https://youtube.com/watch?v=rj5zgM20bZo
>>578667936>>578668425
>>578692704>>578691478The guitarist.>>578691478>>578692704The guitarist.https://youtu.be/PXIX-A1Lk-Y?si=Vo9dyr-LiURO4X8N
Funky Kong and Candy Kong will be the last statues in Emerald Rush. The event's being held in the Feast Layer next week.
>>578699242That's BO Diddly you silly
>>578699592Tree chopper Mario.
>>578709349faster
>>578713621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Ee4TevHfA
>>578715437lady bow looks so soft and squishy here
>>578699343I'm so glad it's ending soon. A new event every month was forced engagement playing off FOMO.
>>578699343>Funky and Candy statues just in timewhat a clutch
>a year later and Diddy isnt in MKW
>sunshine going viral because DSP sucks so bad at itgalaxy could neverhttps://kick.com/kinocasinogaming
>>578722660Normies still buying the vanilla game instead of Eclipse is crazy
>>578722660>The only way people will pay attention to Sunshine is to laugh at a lolcowWhat went so wrong Sunshinebros?
>>578722762Sunshine is so kino people get both. Even though eclipse also has the main campaign.
>>578723753A delayed game is eventually good but a rushed game is forever bad.
>>578722660
>>578722660SMS is the best because no matter how rushed and bugged out of its ass it is, it still has a big moveset and something resembling a challenge. Most newer games don't even have either.
You guys didn't say Happy birthday to Jeffy, you wont be getting Galaxy 3 anytime soon
Have you been listening? What are your thoughts?
>>578729009Most of the challenge from Sunshine comes from jank. If the game wasn't rushed and they could iron out the bugs I don't think that it would be harder than the other 3D Mario games. The most infamous challenging levels are mostly if not all gimmick levels.
>>578566370i would like to see her being a lot more lavish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tm6DLITHF4
>>578736804>Most of the challenge from Sunshine comes from jank. If the game wasn't rushed and they could iron out the bugs I don't think that it would be harder than the other 3D Mario games. The most infamous challenging levels are mostly if not all gimmick levels.NTA but I've never experienced jank on my machine and SMS is still way more challenging than Galaxy and its lack of moveset use. Not to say big difficulty = greatest game of all time, but I wish games like 3d world and Odyssey didn't only tuck most of the difficulty behind secret challenge levels and 100% secret levels
>>578722660I remember parts of it being hard, like 20 years ago. haven't played it again though.
>>578733130I don't listen to flopped games
>>578743713>I don't listen to flopped gamesWe're not talking about the hedgehog game though.
>>578743713You don't know what flopped means. The Nintendo derangement syndrome videos you upboated were wrong btw.
>>578743814>>578744418the hype died quickly doe
>Sonic fans are so thirdie-coded they measure value in ”hype”
>>578747091mario got the game award many months later doe
So what are your favorite tracks from the last Free Roam drop, post themhttps://music.nintendo.com/shared/en-US/US/tracks/8bfd03f8-1b10-4021-ae0c-b62311114910https://music.nintendo.com/shared/en-US/US/tracks/ac7cafd6-3b42-4220-9b00-02674b43a560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xglUtEY0
>>578733130>>578750594Sunshine Airport and Mount Wario.
>>578747683nigga I don't even like the rodent, you got to admit people stopped talking about it post release
>>578752365>nigga I don't even like the rodent, you got to admit people stopped talking about it post releaseon the contrary, everyone literally couldn't take its dick out of their mouths for months
>>578752863then why didn't I see a lot of discussion about it like deltarune chapters 3&4 on twitter?
>>578753732>then why didn't I see a lot of discussion about it like deltarune chapters 3&4 on twitter?your search engine history probably, you literally couldn't escape mkw discussion in those times, whether seething about it or praising
>>578754609interesting very interesting
My collection of cool yoshi pictures is lowCan I get some cool yoshi pics?
>>578758858have this from two years ago
>>578758858
Super Mario Titans will be revealed at gamescom
>>578676334IIn the original super mario bros luigi have white overol
>>578676334Furthermore, there is official artwork that proves it, It came out on the Game & Watch and Mario has the color of his original sprite
>>578676334That's his normal palette in SMB1
>>578622596Only bad Mario game is Mario Pinball and the Phillips CDi games. Any other Mario game that people think is bad is still a good (possibly even very good) game, they're just not great games or better like the rest of the Mario games are.
>>578741472For actual platforming Sunshine isn't challenging. I also don't think a game needs to be challenging, but Sunshine has like one stand out shine in the game for platforming and that's the secret level that focuses on wall jumps.
>>578770948>For actual platforming Sunshine isn't challenging.It is challenging, especially compared to later entries. >I also don't think a game needs to be challenging, I basically said this too in that post.
>>578612878Pfft. Pinball Land shits all over those in terms of being bad.
>>578767752That's because they go back and forth on what Mario's original coloring was, they used to pretend that in SMB his shirt was blue and had red overalls, then they went the opposite direction of the later games now they honor the original sprites' colors.>>578770948Sunshine's best parts are the platforming sections but also shows some of its weakness, controlling Mario doesn't feel as precise as other 3D Mario games.
>>578775248>It is challenging,I have to disagree. FLUDD ruins the challenge of platforming and most special stages that have difficulty don't have it because of platforming. Take the one with moving cubes, the only reason people find that one hard is because moving around on the cube is slightly wonky. I wonder why Nintendo had problems with that kind of thing. Galaxy 2's recreation of the rotating wooden blocks stage didn't work with slopes well either and handled it worse than Sunshine.>I basically said this too in that post.I was agreeing with you.
>>578775248FLUDD makes basic platforming easier while enabling advanced platforming challenges.The problem is that Nintendo didn't design any advanced platforming challenges.The end result is that Sunshine's platforming is not challenging.
When is Nintendo going to finally announce the next 3D Mario game? Feels like it's been forever.
>>578783974never, they are too good for their own
>>578783974
Is Toadette legal?
>>578778206>>578778415>I have to disagree. FLUDD ruins the challenge of platforming and most special stages that have difficulty don't have it because of platforming. >FLUDD makes basic platforming easier while enabling advanced platforming challenges.>The end result is that Sunshine's platforming is not challenging.Literally using Fludd for platforming already means Sunshine is challenging for you and your having an issue of timing your jumps to the spacing skill of the platforms, and I still see many people die even when using the Fludd. Any jump can be cleared with the harder to use move, spin jump, but you opt for Fludd to make things easier. It's objectively challenging for the average player, especially compared to later games.
>>578787847Using a central gameplay mechanic doesn't equal baby mode. Baby mode is shit like assist mode. The default is using FLUDD. You may decide to challenge yourself by not using it but that doesn't change that the game expects you to use FLUDD.
>>578783974Any day now...
>>578790562You already got the Goylaxy GoyvieSee you 2030
>>578785239Toadette is legal, she's also presented as a boss multiple times in the series, even getting into all the adult business stuff of it.
Toadette probably sees you as a piggybank ready to be broken.
>>578794181A boss? How come we never fight her?
I want a Super Paper Mario port for Switch
Wario's garlic-shaped testicles.
>>578804842That's kinda hot
>>578783974Forgotten status?
>>578805915this forgotten
>>578806105Who's that?
>>578806105Who that?
>>578806105Hey man, who that?
>>578806193>>578806236>>578806368inorite?
Do I like 64 or Sunshine more?
>>578811701only person who can answer that is yourself
>>578811701Yes.
>>578806193>>578806236>>578806368Mr. Worth, on an seemingly endless vacation.
Next Emerald Rush event will be Candy and Funky.>>578811701Dunno, you tell us.
>>578699343This week's event is the Lagoon Layer one, the Feast Layer's event begins on September 22nd.
phil right now on his 20th try to beat the runner, he's about to ragequit LMAO
>>578823380How? It isn't that hard.
>>578823380>>578824213Playing too much Dark Souls does this to people, its controls are so simplistic and one-note they are turned into casuals at everything else. Unironically many such cases
>>578823380It's comedy gold, like watching a zoo animal released into the wilderness.
>>578823380It's over...
>>578825124ragequits because too stupid to land on a rope, then does an extra run just to intentionally fall off a fence panel so he can blame the control scheme, even though he's already complained about jumping through them and punching them being on separate buttons like a million times and should've memorized it by nowkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJZF4iOhbgY
>>578823380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2EDlmJmcjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZMR-tkr1uw
Intimacy with Lady Bow
>>578834793Do not do the boos
>>578834793Diddle the boos
https://x.com/PenPlays_/status/2092512128640913741The Lego Mario Sets have been revealed
>>578826306>even though he's already complained about jumping through them and punching them being on separate buttons like a million times and should've memorized it by nowIn fairness, while up = jump button makes sense, I honestly think they did do that to fuck with players and that's fine.
>>578838547Mario's iconic home
>>578838673
Why did E. Gadd give Bowser Jr. the paintbrush anyway?
>>578838838>Koopa Troopa with a forkHuh oh...
>>578838838
>>578839149
Is the TTYD remaster good aside from the goomba censorship?
Lego shouldn't be fucking expensive like it is.
>>578841668>xe doesn't know
>>578841763Clearly I don't, but that doesn't make it any cheaper.
>>578841594there are pros and cons, i'd say it's narrowly better than the original purely due to the QOL changes to backtrackingit did kind of reaffirm that PM64 is the better game in my eyes though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmmK8l3T0Bshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjEbTi2wHi4
>>578853313
leggo my eggo
>>578838547Nice.
>buying Lego mid-2026(You) are part of the problem
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3ho2veqWkk
>>578851619It isn't 60fps though.
>>578851619Anything major? What I saw of the dialogue changes was terrible. But most of it is likely passable when actually playing the game and not comparing it.>>578871482Not a big deal.
another day, another 3 days old thread they should just add diddy and krool to World instead of making useless statues in a paywall DLC
>>578875273I really wish that the monthly event with rewards was a Mario Kart World thing. Like a new rally each month with a new playable character that unlocks after beating it. Or something akin to Mario Kart Wii's events.
>>578874187There's now a convenient area that has warp pipes to each world you unlock.Each chapter has its own battle music.Two additional superbosses, 5 additional slots for inventory.They didn't fix the side quest board though, it's just as bad as the original.
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/action/the-duskbloods-closed-network-test-had-more-applicants-than-elden-ring-nightreign-despite-being-a-switch-2-exclusive-fromsoftware-lead-reveals/Mariobros, it's over...
>>578893449Wario ran outta coins.
Just letting you know, Tim Curry passed away
>>578895905
>>578895905Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, there's one more left. Is Miyamoto going to bite it?
>>578841440
>>578899793
>>578838673Pipe House
What do you guys think of Ashley from the Wario Ware series?
https://vocaroo.com/1ln7E5Qg7IvD
>>578903965erotic
>>578907602wrong answer
>>578907272kino...
>>578907272>>578907826then gay luigi wakes up
>>578907767>pedoyama
>>578907740mb I saw people mocking CHADrio and had to link ts up
>>578907989you called a child "erotic" don't try getting Scott freewhat would Wario think
>>578908245I'm not the same guy.
>>578908245Half of Wario's group are little girls.
>>578901886Yeah getting Bowser and the Cow one.
might be getting a switch 2 tomorrow, hopefulllyfor now ill be just getting totk, but I was wondering if M&L:Brothership is good, last one I played was BiS
>>578916194It is not a good game. You're better off grabbing Mario Kart World or DK Bananza.
>>578916194It's okay, not the best nor the worst M&L.
>>578917426im not in the mood for that, might grab xc1 instead or bayo3
>>578916194Third best M&L game, but it goes on a little too long.
>>578806105Toadsworth will return soon (hopium).
>>578919102When?
>>578919665If I say, that will disrupt the space-time continuum.
>>578920114Do it anyway.
>>578910787I want to have my summer in the mushroom kingdom...
Daisy, my beloved.
>>578924539>>578924539https://vocaroo.com/1eg6p4p5kUji
>>578925002I want to be together forever with Luigi!
>>578925002>>578925636I want Luigi dead forever.
>>578925860Waluigi's greed will be answered...
>>578933940Mario time.
Thoughts on Shovel Mario? I thought it had a well-executed gimmick that allows for fun movement options.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj0uis_STes
>>578903965Why did WarioWare and Mario never have a crossover?I think it would make more money than Smash 6
>>578938149Looks soulful. I'll wait for the full hack.
>>578938501Legal reasons probably
>>578942885Mario's nipples seem to be gone again...
>>578530019rigged ass game
>>578942885>troon scars
How would you describe Mario and Wario’s current relationship?>friends>rivals>enemies
>>578946829fuckbuddies
>>578943862meds
Mariobros...
>>578946881To be honest, they tease each other a lot, but they’re good friends.
>>578947741https://youtu.be/hdXp8ViZuJY?is=gtPUXrt1j4ZD5WBB
>>578948442she doesn't look like that
>>578933940
>>578942885>topless Lego MarioNot sure if we were ready for that as a society.
>>578949260she does, she's right there
>>578947741Mario was brown in the old N64 concept arts but you're not ready for that conversation yet.
Mario supports TND, TTD and TKD
>>578950451Mario loves everyone. Especially oppressed minorities like african americans and the Jewish people. He's Jewish himself after all.
>>578885527I don't recall having any issues with the side quest board on Gamecube. I also didn't mind the backtracking apart from having to figure out where to go, the trekking itself was fine. Honestly the Peach segments and the train were the most annoying to me.
Would Bow need to wear gloves in order to give you a handjob?
>>578960729Would you need a helmet in order to take a bullet to your head?
>>578960729I'd prefer a tongue job anyway.
>>578950612>Mario loves everyone. Especially oppressed minorities like african americans and the Jewish people. He's Jewish himself after all.These are what if scenarios, Mario's in a bunch of cultures in that content.
>>578963604I HATE YOU
>>578963905>>578963250You need to get off 4chan, it's not well for your sanity.
>>578963796Which is the One True Mario? Or is it a Christian Mario = Muslim Mario = Jewish Mario != God scenario?
>>578965901He's either none or allBut Mario's true religion is "Pasta Power"
>>578966056He's one of those Pastafarians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YImQl5jyUW4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ohqqrarLg
>>578965079you need to get off the boo goons
>>578967678
>>578967810
>>578968605whether xitter or 4goon I'll mock gooners
>>578963250No I'm not a ghost.>>578963604Would she need a tongue glove?
>>578895123cute.
RIP Peter Cullen.
>>578975502damn, this ghost thread might be bad luck
Now that I think about it the ghosts not touching organic matter thing could be solved with just a simple condom. I may be retarded.
Boos should haunt me.
QUIT THE BOO GOONING
>>578982610Sorry Anon but Lady Bow did things to my brain growing up.
>>578963796Mario is polytheist.
>>578963796Mario acknowledges that material existence is insufficient to depict the creator and that this or that religious denomination is not fundamentally separate from the other, in other words he has achieved Gnosis
>>578963796Why isn't he celebrating Kwanza?
>>578975502Man...
>>578975620This. Stop getting horny for ghosts.
>>578992401Deep.
>>578963796Mario hates oppression, and everyone considers that wholesome.Sonic hates oppression, and the discussions becomes into a /pol/-tier of retardness.
>>578982610You know what? I'm gonna start gooning even harder now.
>>579002838Zoomer coomers jacking off to circles need to commit seppuku already.
>>579003027>circlesWhat's wrong with boobs?
>>579003376Boobs aren't just 2D circles. All you need to do is give anything eyelashes and zoomers will jack off to it.
>>578975502RIP to one of the GOATs
>>578998772>Mario(...), and everyone considers that wholesome.>Sonic(...), and the discussions becomes into a /pol/-tier of retardness.Equally true statements
I CAN'T TAKE ITDONKEY KONG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
>>579002838https://youtu.be/QOhmcbfwxnA?is=jQQYQp6UAGUq1uUO
>>579012641Do you think we'll get regular Donkey Kong games going forward?
You have a piece of spaghetti on your overalls
"Why are you black?"-Princess Rosalina, 2026
>>579002838Hot boo.
>>579016605>Princess Rosalina, 2026Rosalina's oldest advisor is black. no one is racist in Mario.
>>579019280>no one is racist in Mario.
>>579020548Not canon, no one is racist in Mario.
>>578995562>This. Stop getting horny for ghosts.I was referring to the death. Stop trying to control people's penises, it's gay.
>>579015362Define "regular Donkey Kong games"
>>5790215192D platformers
>>579020548This comic ends with the black yoshi saving those other yoshis and them no longer being racist/colorist.
>>579020945What happened to Brown Yoshi and Purple Yoshi then?
>>579026604Why do you keep trying to push Sonic discussion here?
>>579027329sorry, wrong general
Still kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2afkGHk24Zk
>>579015362Well, they say they want the IP to get both 2D and 3D games like Mario does, sooo, I hope so.I just want the IP to continue to be handled to Nintendo Jp from now on. No more outsiders.
>>579016605Somehow her being unintentionally l racist fits her
Mario the Plumber
>>579040925What about him?
>>579039814After western studios have been so massively successful with the IP? Never happen. It's like hoping Sonic will become Japan-only when Japanese Sonic is terrible and Japan hates Sonic games.
Maple!
>>579021824What's the comic called?
>>579042486Western studios have produced more farts than hits with the IP.
>>579045079Fact check: FALSE!The billion-dollar box offices of the latest movies alone swing the balance firmly in favor of westGODS.>b-b-b-but I don't like the movies!Too bad! The Japanese don't agree!
>>579046947>the latest moviesJust what movies are you talking about, exactly? There are no Donkey Kong movies.
>>579042486Just because Rare helped to rail back the IP several years ago Doesn't erease the fact that they were creatively going to take it into a complete different direction and that by DK64 the "magic" was wearing off anyway. I might even say it was a good omen Microsoft got them bought. Retro was more supervised and controlled and Tropical Freeze is one of the best games of the franchise, but enough is enough and bring it back in house was for the best Also is funny you mention Sonic, because it's thanks to the fucking western side we have one the most disgusting fanbase's ever.Also things like Chris chan or Ken Penders
>>579054104random kid gif
when Wario land 5 nintendo
>>579055716Technically it already happened.
>>579051356So far, the west has produced all of the great DK content with eastern developed DK 94 and Bananza being okay. It should also be noted 94 was developed by a non-Nintendo studio and the only things people talk about in Bananza are the references to western made DK games. DK64 is a divisive game, but Japan are responsible for all of the slop spin offs in the 00s.If you prefer the likes of Donkey Konga and King of Swing to the Donkey Kong Country games and Diddy Kong Racing then you were never a DK fan in the first place, or you're a zoomer who only had the games from DK's Dark Ages when growing up.
>>579055716he's forever bound to micro games
>>579055716you mean wario land 6
>>579058128You mean Wario Land 7.
>>579059459>>579061663unfunny
>>579066546>>579066645kino....
>>579058607It'll happen next decade for sure.
chunky wario
Mario brother.
what if mario used his pee to attack
