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A Shitty Helmet edition
>Previous
>>578520415

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed] [Embed]
Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY [Embed] [Embed]
Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo [Embed] [Embed]
Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M [Embed] [Embed]
Aug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c [Embed] [Embed]

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
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This is the thread.
Fuck the other one with narrowhead goyblock
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voidwalker helmet SUCKS
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Always bet on NOTHING
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This is the thread(real)
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This was first, so
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if this is the thread how come there ain't no lobbies in it
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>>578557405
>go prone and aim
>invisible head
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Lobby doko
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So, any new leaks? Are we really going to get absolutely nothing + a shitty armor?
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>>578557816
>I just need a nap
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This is the thread
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Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
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>>578557816
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>>578557707
are we back to arrow hunting
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>Another MAJOR event that didn't even last two full weekends. Why is HD2 best aspect based of such strict FOMO schedule?
The redditor is saying what I've been saying
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>>578558272
>major event
>killing 2 enemies + SEAFs killing you in purple planets
woaw!
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>>578558115
Getting gaped vibes from this post
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>>578558265
>back to
Never stopped
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243130503453/76561197971197378
D10 Bots palette cleanser. Bring your Voidwalker helmets!
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Narrowhead nerfed all the popular guns again, getting tired of this constant monkey paw spreadsheet
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>>578558272
Because babies will cry if they don't get to win the video game ASAP so they can go back to fighting bugs (they were already fighting bugs during the MO)
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Wait where the fuck did Kelly go
why do we have this retarded sounding AI voice
https://files.catbox.moe/sedgpe.mp4
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>>578558392
>major event
>killing 2 enemies + SEAFs killing you in EDF cities
woaw!
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>>578558536
brown opinion discarded
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>>578558530
2/4
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>>578558670
He already did one spot earlier, Kelly will be back.
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>>578558530
>>578558701
FVLL
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I had to go to my psychiatrist after playing a d10 op, barrelhead is taking the grunt fantasy too far and giving us ptsd irl
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super earth...
has fallen...
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>gucci slippers back to spamming steam reviews
wtf is wrong with that brownoid
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>>578558530
4/4
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>lame ass squid MO is over
Back to normalcy
Back to bugs
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>>578558536
>Jamsheed
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>>578559021
Browns tend to do this thing where they spam the start of every thread with the same 5 images that everyone has filtered.
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D10 something surely
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243133535946/76561198040740781
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>>578558272
Everyone in this thread is evaluating the game on a week-to-week or day-to-day basis so things have to move fast. It's called listening to the playerbase.
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>liberation rate on every planet still turned off
>no SEAF subfactions on the frontline planets
>entire void plotline just dropped
That's it?
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>>578559321
FVLL
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There is a game breaking bug when you go up in difficulty the enemy start spawning like crazy, babblehead needs to fix this ASAP
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>>578559582
Yeah "that's it" retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwC9EFT6EFk
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>>578559638
what the fuck
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>Whiny ass shitters complaining D10 is too stressful
Lower your difficulty, scrubs. You don't deserve the accomplishment. D10 is a fun romp for me, if they make it easier because plebbit fags are crying AGAIN I'm going to be bored
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>Hive Worlds all but forgotten
>I can't remember the last time we got to fight on a Megafactory
>Void removed in 2 weeks
If you think about it like half of the actual content we got over the last year has been basically removed
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>>578559582
>You need more!?!?
what a dogshit title update
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>>578559915
What the hell is this UI?
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>>578560008
See the sign on top of the ammo
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>>578559940
Nothing is stopping you from landing on omicron plus omicron was part of the first MO of the campaign and charbal has a megafactory on it
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Don't worry bros, something big is coming for Gamescom, i can feel it haha
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>>578559815
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I could solo d10 at launch but after all the constant nerfing and enemy shadow buffs every patch it's impossible to do anything, wagonhead is balancing like it's a grunt fantasy pvp game in favor of the enemies
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tomorrow is valve's 30th year anniversary btw :)
something is going to happen tomorrow and i don't care if it's cultists or the great happening of my life (so far)
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>>578560562
D10 wasn't a thing at launch
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I hate how many helmets are just barely the wrong color/size to work with any other armor
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>>578560516
>trusting sw*d*s
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>>578560562
lower the difficulty if you want to solo
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Stop replying to it
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>>578560516
>>578560647
you know what this time im going to believe him solely because hanging around at gamescom instead of presenting at it requires a whooping zero fucking work
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>>578560647
Always trust swedes when they say "we will do less work"
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>>578558530
crashed after being desynced the whole game and not letting me back in award
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>ehm ACKCHUALLY if swiggers tell you that they've scrapped something - that's a lie sweety somethig BIG is coming on day X
>nothing happens on day X
>ehm ACKCHUALLY if nothing has happened on day X it means swiggers are cooking something BIG truzt ze plan 2 more weeks
Kill yourself hopesissy cocksucker
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Lobby doko
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>>578559582
Automatons were gone for 2 whole days before their big counter invasion to take Cyberstan
Trust the plan
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>>578560994
Need more straw?
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>>578561059
I remember when some retards actually thought they were gone for good lmao
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Noticing a theme here
>Major update
>Adds few enemies and a single biome
>Has a special event
>As the special event goes on people start noticing how little content they've actually added
>People start coping that surely there will be more enemies or a new biome later in the event
>People start expecting some grand finale that'll make the week worth of effort worth it
>Event overstays its welcome and ends on a wet fart
>Nothing else is added
>2-3 months of content draught follows
The only faction that seems to have kind of avoided this issue were the bugs during into the unjust because they got an entire subfaction (diggers), dragonroaches and Hive lords along with the hive planet. What's worse is that it feels like every update just has less and less content
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All the weapons in the 40k warbond are terrible and pre-nerfed, Arrowshed constant monkey paw balancing is killing the game
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>>578561059
Yay I can't wait for 5 unwinnable defense missions on old planet biomes against spams of 2 whole new enemies with team killing SEAFs
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>>578561532
>I've never heard of Kasrkin!
Holy fucking tertiary, they're not even some niche addition, they're just elite Cadians.
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kill yourself faggot
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The 60 day patch was so successful some are still seething about it three years later...
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>>578561731
What kind of war would it be if the enemy never won?
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>>578561532
>As a mostly solo player
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>>578559464
>listening to the playerbase.
>arrowhead
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What causes HD2 players into believing that the on-rails story isn't actually on-rails? Are there really retards out there that believe that AH has a huge library of content waiting to be released that hinges on whether the players win or fail the fake and gay MOs?
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>>578558392
>in purple planets
Honestly, it barely felt like void planets at all. I was expecting something WAY more alien and fucked. The sky looked too fucking normal. The vibe was off, and not just a little.
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>>578558530
>internet connection just dies mid mission
alright I guess I'll just do something else
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>>578562004
We're just so good that our enemies don't even get to use their gay little toys against us
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>>578562004
Helldivers attracts some serious autists who take the galactic war extremely serious. If you want to have some laughs just check out the Reddit during certain MO's, they're constantly writing suicide notes over 30% of the playerbase playing bugs while Super Earth is under siege
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>jumped to suppa erf
>red lasers shooting destroyers down
>red lasers
Uh, guys?
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>>578562004
They are too retarded to think 5 seconds, and imagine that you cannot just make content that won't get used on purpose.
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>>578558530
3/4
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>>578560919
>>578562161
RIP
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>>578562004
https://youtu.be/yM6F-eZJTHc?si=EdrkCu-pgrcoIDrJ
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>>578562145
The sky should have been a black void and flashlights should have been MANDATORY
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>>578562223
Its funny because you're never sure if that shit is on purpose, of its just Arrowhead buggy ass game doing its thing.
I'm pretty sure its just Arrowhead being incompetent, as usual. If it was blue lasers, that would have been different.
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>>578562004
swede fucks just don't want to work on the game anymore, what kind of retard doesn't see it by now
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>>578562470
>true night missions NEVER
>orbital illumination stratagem NEVER
Holy missed opportunity
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>>578562223
>>578562479
Pretty obvious that the bots are next to attack Super Earth. Especially with how raped their front is right now, they'll show up with their new death star and march for SE as a last ditch effort to get the upper hand
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>>578562687
No clearly they're gonna release the fourth faction at Gamescom bro'
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>>578562634
>true night
>turn on flashlight
>cone of fog
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>>578561532
>MUH KRIEG
God I hate guardfags so much
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so was all that stuff with the DSS and expedition team just meaningless flavor text?
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>>578562992
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>>578562882
>mfw i have to turn off my flashlight to see something
They fixed the fog for ONE patch during the early days, fucked it up the very next one, and it never changed since. Amazing.
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>>578562687
>their death star actually ends up being an automaton DSS that will park itself at super earth
>the entire plot point ends up being that it is slowly charging up the annihilation beam over the course or a week or two or some shit and we have to wear it down with the planetary defense cannons
remember this post
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https://fixupx.com/helldivers2/status/2091590270261350625

Wait, that's it? The voice actor or whoever said this sounds so bored and uninterested.
Also, the fucking comments
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my cope:
>the void rapid expansion's real goal was to snatch more people
>likely BIRRIONS are gone, taken
>even the DSS was compromised, we don't know what the squiggers did to it, or learned from it
>the remaining 3 Literal Who scientists that survived the core expedition has made a bad move; either they made contact with squids to talk compromise, or whatever they did to the void is only temporary and it will come back and bite Super Earth in the ass
But that's just a theory.
It is, currently, an anticlimactic experience, and seems to be the norm. I'm just gonna go liberate the closest squid planet for now.
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Just remember, whatever you hope the Swedes will add, they'll do the opposite of that
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>>578563139
>mfw i have to turn off my flashlight to see something
yeah, this and also shooting the lamps around objectives like generators
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WTF is this? Am I blind? There's no "War Horses" warbond.
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>>578562992
Calypso is still gone, so there's a nonzero chance that we'll still get something in the future, though it'll probably be in a few months at the very least.
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>>578563426
Sorry gweilo but it's China onry :)
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>>578563426
Obligatory chink pandering
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>>578563426
>he lacks the information
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>>578563435
They'll just reveal calypso has been black holed. You don't even get a lazy beam animation for this one
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>>578563226
I'm partial to the fan-fiction theory that is being tossed around is that the entire Illuminate faction are zombies and not just the human subjects and that the Illuminate are ultimately being controlled by the higher ups on Super Earth to have a faction that they can control now to keep their citizens in line.
If you look at the Illuminate closely when you de-armor them and compare their skin tone to what they looked like in HD1 the skin is black, tar-like, and dead and rotted. The entire faction is dead and is being controlled.

So far every faction we've fought has a direct connection and influence from Super Earth. Terminids were exploited and bread for their oil and the Automotons were ex-humans that were practically slaving away in the mines. We wiped the Illuminate threat completely and are now using them to scare citizens and another means to keep the other two factions in check.
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>>578563201
what the FUCK is that voice actor, do they grab some random 20yo intern to do the fucking news or something?
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>>578562992
>>578563435
They did said there was more "big things" coming before the end of the year.
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>>578563717
it's only late august, everyone else is still on vacation
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>MO ends.
>people immediately go back to bugs.
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grunt fantasy
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>>578563749
These niggers always say BIG things are coming
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>>578563201
>its the intern voice actor again
yikes
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>>578563426
The chairman sends his regards
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>>578563717
>>578563932
They can't pay Coretta's VA anymore. Small indie studio please understand
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>>578563201
Why do they keep using this nasally fuck?
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Does the Cremator and Flamethrower do the same damage? I swear I'm killing bugs at the same rate.
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>>578563201
Also, I haven't found a single critique in the comments, everyones just praising the scraps we got for a major update.
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>>578564081
>They can't pay Coretta's VA anymore. Small indie studio please understand

saar we CEO we save monay saaar
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578564280
dumb fuck
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LOADOUTS ARROWHEAD
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>>578563201
I just want a cute girl to give me my news....
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>>578564632
Very very very hard to implement bro'.
If they do add it some day, its gonna be 3 slots top. :^)
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I'm not new, but I am retarded, I've been playing for a long time but am still pretty low level.
Is there not a way to pre set your stratagems so I don't have to click through them every time I want to drop?
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>"""""New""""" faction is just 2 units when everyone else got at least 3
>Pallete swap world
>Generic "alien" world assets
>Cant even afford to pay for a VA anymore
Imagine if they are running out of money and they have to cut corners or even scrap their new unnamed slop because Swedes cant into budget
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>>578564887
>Imagine if they are running out of money
They're just cheap lazy fucks
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>>578564848
Nope. You'll manually pick them each time and you will like it.
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>>578563201
They've actually fired the coretta bitch lmao
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>>578564997
Man that is so weird, i kinda muscle memorized my stratagems but when I got a new one I kept fucking misclicking like an ape.
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>>578564997
The worst part is when i want to change my armor and i have to wait until its fucking loaded every single time. I learned the general location of my favorite ones because of that. But it gets fucked once they add new ones.
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>>578564848
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE LOADOUTS BECAUSE YOU CAN PICK THE META LOADOUT EACH TIME AND THAT'S BAD!
YES, LIKE YOU CAN'T FUCKING PICK THE SAME FUCKING STRATAGEMS EACH TIME, LIKE THAT DOESN'T AGGRAVIATE THE ISSUE FUCKING MORE BECAUSE THE FUCKING STRATAGEM-PICK UI IS ABSOLUTE VOMIT INDUCING TRASH
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>all of the new features are now deleted from the game because it was all temporary FOMOslop
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>>578565323
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>>578564887
what do they have, a 150 or 200 person office in the south-ish part of stockholm? i'd bet that's expensive as fuck
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>>578563715
Even bugs looks diffrent from hd1. They probably messed with bugs to make more oil.
But squids are some form of humans. Either made by handful of remnants controlling whole faction or messed up SE stuff.
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You now remember pilestedt promise to make monthly feedback reports (he gave up next week)
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>seaf still on squids
>not even on planets we can play it on
I FUCKING HATE SWEDEN
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>>578565607
>They probably messed with bugs to make more oil.
Yeah, its implied in some of the texts you can find during missions. Also chargers go insane when shown pictures of Helldivers from the first galactic war.
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>>578564280
They do deal the same damage, but the cremator has two barrels, so it is actually dealing double the damage.
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>>578563426
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>squid MO ends
>botniggers & bugtrannies return to their respective fronts
>me and the other xenokino connoisseurs can dive squids without retards shitting things up
Thank God
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>>578563717
Hire some actors and shoot it live Command & Conquer style.
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>Stratagem bouncing. We've assembled a task force to prototype fixes for this issue and we're hoping to have it solved by the end of the year.
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I genuinely feel like the WASP would get picked more if it wasn't crippled by a backpack. Taking it with the Hover Pack would unleash its true potential.
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>>578565993
>We've assembled a task force
They really think we're fucking retards
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>>578564887
Honestly this might have merit. For the longest time they ignored the super earth invasion but suddenly theyre trying to suck up to China because they probably heard that China is a bigger profit potential than the US.
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>>578564887
Ever since I heard they're in the process of making a new game I just assume Helldivers 2 is an afterthought now as they make whatever the fuck new game they're making is.
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>>578560562
this moron has never learned what a "tactical retreat" actually is and has watched too many hollywoods where the main character hates the idea of retreat and plot armors himself to overcome retarded odds. that doesn't actually happen in the game because helldivers don't have plot armor so he stays in a swarm and gets upset when he dies

tactical retreat is real, its an actual tactic used in the real world, and its very effective. of course when that bozo hears "tactical retreat" he pictures the faggot over the radio in this video begging everyone to flee for their lives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3M9YA8CUI but that's not what a tactical retreat is
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>>578565993
Stratagem bouncing doesn't bother me. Also the people that think this means they need a whole team to flip one boolean are retarded. They like stratagem bouncing and it's an intended mechanic, they just want to reduce it as little as possible to get people to stop complaining about it (which is based).
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>>578565816
I think it was also hinted back in hd1. There is oil infastructure in bug home planet. Humans got there first. Then bugs got aggressive.
If it turns out cyborgs are fully made in factory and controled by something else.
Then whole SE is behind everything theory looks quite legit.
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>>578565930
sorry, AI scripts with interns voiceover is the best I can do
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>>578565906
>front progress grinds back to a halt because botCHADS aren't there to hard carry squid divers
hard carrying your asses and we still pushed back our front
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Can someone post AI art of the announcer girl
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>>578566073
Last we heard. New game is in preproduction and has small team of tens of people.
This is more likely just burnout. Devlopment for hd2 started in 2015.
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>>578566235
>hurrr we HARD CARRIED you (no proof btw)
>our easy mode front also got pushed back too
Cool, return there immediately
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>>578565993
>We've assembled a task force to change a value from 1 to 0
all the retards thinking they're going to fix it instead of making it worse,this community runs on "benefit of the doubt" + "cope" fumes
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I think bottrannies and bugchasers can both agree that the squid front is the definition of The Raped
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>>578565672
I had Seaf in a bug mission earlier, stop whining
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I was about to ask if I should make libertea or libercoffee but I'll make libercofftea
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does the helmet go with ANY armor at all? this looks like dogshit but this feels like the """best""" armor i can find to go with it and it doesn't, really
how is this not the one campaign that comes with a full set?
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>>578566829
i see you are colorblind but also completely lacking the aesthetic eye
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>>578566717
Damn the enemy factions have almost no planets.
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>brownoid immediately starts talking about rape because he has no response that ISN’T about rape
kek have fun on bots, niggerman
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>>578566829
>Muh color matching
Woman detected.
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That one leandiver with a lovense
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this sucks i wanted the void to collapse the planets trapped in it so i play less squid related shit in the future
>what did you expect?
nothing. but joel just can't get away with invading four planets at the last second
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>>578566829
It looks good wwith the RE-2310 Honorary Guard armor. (Masters of Ceremony page 1)
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>>578566829
I still can't believe the reward is yet another different shade of white but a helmet that goes with no other armor.
BRAVO arrowhead!!!!
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>>578566429
who
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>>578566901
show a better fit or sit down, boy
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>>578567014
Nigga those four plants are almost half of the squid planets on the map. They have to invade stuff or they'll run out of planets.
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>Can finally run the badass Carl Gustav without feeling like a bitch meta-slave
Thank you, meltagun.
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>I WANT ARMOR CUSTOMIZATION AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH I'M RETARDED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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how do we combine that easy and fluid aiming of a mouse but the convenience of a controller
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>>578567332
I've heard that gyro aim with a controller is good, but I don't think xbox controllers are capable of that so not a lot of games support it.
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>>578567332
waggle stick controllers are not convenient
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>>578567142
Thats the sexiest brawndiver Ive ever seen
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>>578567180
Customizerbabies are the worst. Imagine being so mad that you cry when thinking about how you don't get to paint your armor lime green and pink because you think you're funny
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>>578567571
how about making my helmet match my armor or vice versa
or a general helldiver pattern
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>>578566994
Is it helldivers so gay?
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>>578567540
That's also a man.
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>>578559321
ggs voidwalker helmet goes with EVERYTHING
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>>578559321
If arrowhead don't patch the game so that I can have sex with this cosplayer from ten years ago I'm going to review bomb them so hard.
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>samefagging tranny
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>>578567679
Combat and the Military are the most homoerotic things known to man
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>>578566994
Does she let you shock her while she does terminals?
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>>578567903
>beating each other with phallic weapons since the dawn of time to demonstrate their masculine superiority
no lie found
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game devs DO read this thread but they onyl enoy MY posts
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>the reward is a cosmetic helmet that looks ugly with colors that don't match with other armors
release the full armor or don't, this is so fucking retarded
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>>578568029
The only truly phallic weapons are spears and bayonets. Swords and axes aren't phallic. Arrows count but that's ammo and not a weapon. Most things that people call "phallic' are just longer than they are wide. Swords look more like arms than penises.
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>>578567873
>>578568191
stop complaining
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>>578568191
Armor coming in 2 weeks, trvst
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>>578564887
>Imagine if they are running out of money
Anon they have enough money from base game sales to sit on their ass and do nothing for decades. That's not including all the super credit purchases. They simply don't want to work on this game anymore. The only way they could possibly run out of money is if everyone in the office expensed their new yacht
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>>578568071
What did you even mean by this??
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>>578568029
Not to mention all the literal gay sex happening in the military
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So uhh, how is this different from the regular smoke grenade? Aside from having less radius which I assume would make it even worse?
Did they ever make the smoke grenades actually work?
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>>578568226
>swords arent phallic
swords are the upgrade from sticks, which were upgraded to clubs, which were upgraded to swords. if you hold something long in your hand you're holding your mighty penis weapon
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>>578568238
I'll keep complaining every day until I have sex with a sexy cosplayer and I'll make it your problem and you're transgender if you don't like it.
>>578568282
He meant to reply to the asian one.
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>>578568315
It has no fuse time. It is the equivalent of taking a weapon, lowering its damage, and giving it heavy pen.
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>>578568071
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>>578568265
Anon... AH immediately moved their offices to a more expensive place so they could play their Helldivers The Trading Card Game™ with DICE staff.
On top of that, they're developing a new game that's not tied to Sony and there was that one redditor that claimed they're working on Helldivers 3 as well.
They're putting all that money to good use not working on HD2
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>>578568315
It's an impact smoke grenade.
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One big cunny coming right up
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>>578568238
get some taste
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lobby doko
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How does it make you feel the the devs literally get filtered by diff 7-8
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>>578568601
SHE'S 11 YOU SICK FUCK
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>>578568676
>dif 7-8
cute tourist
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>>578568601
nah crushers are literally toddlers, like between the ages of 0 to 2. that's more like a 9 year old
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>>578568560
I'm totally buying another game by these lazy, lying fucks
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>>578568676
Anon, they can't even do D6. Someone post the webm of them magdumping an autocannon at a bile titan on livestream.
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>>578568782
the combined age is probably at least 30 or some shit
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>>578568676
Most good games are made by devs that suck. Being good at video games and being good at making video games are two different skills. You're probably better than the devs at most games you can think of.
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>>578568676
Besides losing power, I have never failed a difficulty 10 mission and thats all Ive been spamming for 1000 hours

And I’m literally retarded
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>>578568601
>>578568898
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>>578568885
To be fair, that was D6 pre 60-day patch.
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why does the melta mine explosion look so cartoonish/anime
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>>578569087
warhammer is a childrens toy game
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SC cheaters have actually accelerated the arrival of Helldivers 3. There's no point working on Helldivers 2 anymore when they now know there are thousands of people who have enough free SC banked to never pay for a single spec of content for all time.
Helldivers 3 will not have earnable SC.
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>>578568601
>
>>578568676
>devs literally get filtered by diff 7-8
you're thinking too much of them
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>>578569087
>Why does the weapon from a cartoon look cartoonish
Have you SEEN warhammer?
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>>578569087
because it's not really an explosion but a rush of superheated plasmafied air from the barely-contained runaway fusion reaction in the mine
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Lobby doko?
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>>578569087
I think its really cool.
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>>578569170
>Helldivers 3 will not have earnable SC.
I don't any intention to play anything else made by these swede fucks with a pajeet CEO
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>>578569087
warhammer is a franchise about collecting toys (paint not included).
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>>578569170
this
throwing any resources into hd2 is throwing money into a fire pit. sony doesn't like that the game is no longer profitable and that's why they've kept it on life support.
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>>578569170
They should introduce a different premium currency instead like those free Korean games
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>>578567652
This, we should have same color patterns for armor that our guns have.
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>>578568560
I don't think you understand just how much money "sit on your ass for decades" is. Especially considering it's after sony and steam's cut and paying back whatever they owe from development. doubling or even tripling their daily expendatures still doesn't mean much.
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>>578569358
Why are you still playing this one
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>>578569446
>introduce a different premium currency instead like those free Korean games
>those free Korean games
>Korean
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>>578569170
>Helldivers 3 will not have earnable SC.
good luck making it popular with the atrocious monetization
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all future warbonds now cost money. not supercredits, just actual us dollars.

How mad are you?
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Farming souper kredits....farming medels....i just want to kill things and not spend money
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>>578569727
they'll just go back to the way they did it in Helldivers 1
sell packs of power creep equipment for cash

this was one of the major things people were worried about at launch, and why SC being earnable at a decent rate was a key factor in whether or not people were going to buy in
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>>578569446
So, how many hobagi coins will a Speaki warbond cost me?
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It would have been prudent to have supercredits be earned through something other than in-game drops. That probably would have made it harder to cheat them in.
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I would literally pay a monthly subscription to Helldivers if we got actual content updates.
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>>578569953
I am playing other games
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>>578570013
>they'll just go back to the way they did it in Helldivers 1
new player repellent
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>>578569547
I dont think you understand how you can blow all of that money through sheer incompetence.
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>>578570076
25 golden orbs or 600 blue heavenly coins + 300 emeralds
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>>578569547
Idk man, AH got a big hit with Helldivers 2, but they've immediately jumped to expanding without having actual systems in place.
How many times have old bugs reared their head because of the lack of version control?
They seem to be acting like their next game is a sure-fire win while giving HD2 the bare-minimum a live service needs.
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they really did just delete the void huh? no more arc no cutscene, nothin huh.
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>>578570276
I don't know if that's worth it
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Why isn't there a link to a tier list in the OP so I can just pick the best stuff without learning any of the weapons?
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>>578570508
They've missed out on so many opportunities to just make a little fucking animation/cutscenes
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>>578570595
There's a website called helldive.live just pick whatever is on top there
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>>578570456
>They seem to be acting like their next game is a sure-fire win while giving HD2 the bare-minimum a live service needs.
Why is this such a prevalent thing with popular horde shooters? same shith with DRG rogue core and payday3
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>>578570838
clueless suits are forcing them
always blame the clueless suits
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>>578570826
The top stuff on that site isn't even the best it's just the stuff that's easiest to use.
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haven't played against bots in a good while, I decide to do so
>ragdolling everywhere
has it gotten worse? I swear it has with how any little explosion turns you into a happy wheels character
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>>578569953
I would be looking for any excuse to get out of the game
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>>578570456
>They seem to be acting like their next game is a sure-fire win
How could it not? They're one of the greatest success stories of the modern era. They single-handedly went from an obscure indie dev with 15 people to one of the foremost AAA developers in the world through sheer tenacity. Experience has shown that Arrowhead's bold decision making has paid off, because they seize every opportunity and don't stop to second-guess themselves or adhere to conventions which cripple lesser companies.
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>>578571230
see you tomorrow.
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>>578571230
Are you chemically dependent on this game? You can just leave at anytime.
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>>578571190
no
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>>578570838
kill shareholders
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>>578569547
It outsold cod that year man
An indie studio making gun and ball giga normie numbers should have set them for a long fuckin time
And i'm willing to bet a signifigant number of those normies bought a couple of warbonds at least
Not even mentioning the recurring playerbase that mogs pretty much every other live service game that isn't fortnite
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Shareholders if you're reading this stop being wrong about stuff, thanks.
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>>578571239
>because they seize every opportunity and don't stop to second-guess themselves or adhere to conventions which cripple lesser companies.
like loadout slots? what the fuck are you smoking
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>>578571190
Only bot dweebs don't notice how utterly retarded their faction is
They're like those Africans bungee jumping with normal ropes
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>>578571303
More that modern gaming is complete dogshit and I keep coming back out of boredom
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>>578571719
Anon, he's being facetious.
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>>578571869
sorry, I apologize for being retarded if that's the case
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>>578571656
we're in agreement
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>>578568601
>Nip bumps
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>>578571239
Almost got me there
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>>578568601
>mental capacity of a child
Hot
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>>578572189
so just like a normal woman
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>>578570838
It's just the way capitalism is now ig
It literally doesn't matter that they stumbled onto an infinite money generator
They need to speculate how much more infinite money they could maybe get if they doubled down and dumped everything into some other bullshit
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lobby doko
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Content gone lobby, bots or bugs
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>>578572623
But what if the golden goose actually is hiding all the eggs inside its body.
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>>578572758

2/4
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>>578572758
>playing helldivers instead of bitching about it
kek
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>>578572561
>Woman
Try 90% of the Earth's population
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>>578572758
3/4
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>when leandivers walk near me
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>>578572758
full i guess
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oh shit I forgot to play the game. I stopped when the event ended wtf am I doing
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>>578572758
Fvll
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>>578573525
Women do dress like that to compel me in to immoral and illegal actions. Denying this is actually insane.
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>>578573626
Women are way worse than men when it comes to devious sexual shit either way. Only turbo virgins ignore this. Being sluts is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Why are most of the void planets demilitarized?
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>>578569547
>Alinea
Protip: kill yourself
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just came back from a week long vacation, saw that video a few days ago about unique content in the void, that looked cool. Just logged in.

Where the fuck is the unique content the devs promised? Where the fuck is the void? What the fuck did you guys do to piss the devs off enough to remove content they advertised from the game?
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>>578574520
But anon, there is no FOMO. Why could you possibly feel justified in being upset?
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>>578574520
you just missed it lad no we wont be getting any new content for the next few weeks
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Giant ? under my ship
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>>578569680
Sex with Don Quixote.
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>>578574876
>missed it

what? you're saying the devs made a huge deal about this new void content and then removed it from the game IN LESS THAN A WEEK????
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>>578575017
yes the circus is all packed up next year come early
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>>578570076
Post more speaki.
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where is coretta kelly?
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>>578575201
She's on vacation renting super-shotas to give her massages.
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>>578575017
Everyone, wear the voidwalker helmet in your lobbies to troll this anon epic style.
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>>578575134
there is no fomo, anon! you had three whole days to access the content!! The void source planet was available for three whole days!! That's three gorillion hours! That's plenty of time! It's YOUR fault for missing out!
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>>578575308
>She's on vacation
is pre-recording some sort of lost technology for arrowhead?
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>>578575447
The void planet is obviously going to have it's biome added back in. They aren't just going to add something for a one time event, despite how much anons in this thread want stuff like that.
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>>578573626
>>578573779
lol
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Are there any girls here? Please marry me, I'm a fat loser and make no money but we can play helldivers together and I wont call you mean names.
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>>578564821
>3 slots tops
better than nothing so ill take it
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>>578562992
Where's DSS now btw?
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>>578575959
>he got mind broken by the swedes
anon no ..
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Gonna be real funny if their next game or HD3 is on UE5 and it will only manage 15 enemies active at a time.
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>>578576030
Still at Afoyay Bay, just offline
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where calypso
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>>578575684
>I wont call you mean names.
You don't know the first think about girls
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>>578576137
my top 3 most played games from the last 6 months are developed swedens bwo... i'm already owned by them
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>>578575538
I wouldn't count on that. They added a desert oasis biome which we had access to for approximately 5 days and then have never had access to again
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>>578576702
I don't.
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>>578576889
The biomes we have are pretty samey because we're fighting over the same planets over and over again. They really need to have the enemy factions push forward a bit so we can play on new planets. Maybe add some new ones on the way with some of the biomes they added a while ago.
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>>578564887
Haven't they outsourced this game already?
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>>578576803
>developed swedens
i meant developed BY* swedens
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I miss the SEAF already
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>>578558670
Some anon should dub it
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>>578578234
Waiting for the SEAF/Megafactory kino combo
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why does the arrowhead defense force always show up between 10pm and 2am Swedish time
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>Bot lasers over Super Earth
Narrowhead....
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They removed the Cultists because it would be problematic to have a "slave master" type enemy with a whip, commanding it's underlings by whipping them.
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>>578578657
I unironically believe it.
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I hope they will make bot/bug/squid helldivers
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>>578578657
ah yes, because using the biomass of the bodies of billions of humans (including children) is soooo less fucked up!!!!! i believe it
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Tomorrow comes the Monday that will be remembered for ages.
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>>578578446
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>>578576803
you're owned by a swedish bratty subby-dommy femboys??? god i wish that were me....
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>>578578358
Americans woke up.
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>>578578234
I'm fucking glad they're gone for a while, sick of their frendly fire shenanigans
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kill yourself jeet
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10 more ergonomic
3 more mags
2 more grenades
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>the game
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>checking random youtube slop vids about what has happened so far to see what the comments are saying
>Majority thinking there's more to this update
>Others think something is gonna happen during gamescom
Those poor poor souls, I don't have to heart to tell them that the Swedes got nothing
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>>578579613
The one-two has the perfect amount of ammo. Most guns in this game have too much ammo. If you stick with your team and call down resupply on cooldown you'll never run out of ammo for the one-two and your support weapon.
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>>578576604
Gon :(
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>>578566113
Tears of the Sun has a fantastic scene with a tactical retreat.
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>>578565930
Now now, it's 2026, we can't have nice things
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>stupid helmet has modded edits made for it within hours
>armor that has been in the game since the beginning still lacks customization
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>start up game
>big pink missing texture in opening view of destroyer over planet which was previously Void Seasse where I was parked last night
>look down from the bridge
>its Cyberstan
>map shows me as being in orbit over Super Earth
What the actual fuck
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CHOBBY YOKO!?
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>>578572758
3/4
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>>578580424
bobby doko
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Why can't they add Transmog into the game? It's not that hard unless the Sweeds hard code the armour passive into all different armour.
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>>578580204
i would make armor edits if the modding process wasn't as cumbersome as possible
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>>578580789
They shouldn't add it because I don't want them to add it.
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>>578580789
Because they're literally too autistic to add it, devs commented on it ages ago saying it didn't fit their design philosophy and wanted armor effects to be visually recognizable
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>Gatling sentry used to do its job too well
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>>578581119
>And then he pulled up a youtube clip of the robot that stabs with his knife
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>>578580789
easy feature to add, therefore its a feature they will sit on for as long as possible because it can be implemented quickly when PR is low and they need to avoid another review bombing. i dont think im being cynical, this is just how i assume swedes think.
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>>578581119
If this makes you angry you're retarded.
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the reason i'm soloing objectives is because the enemy can't stop me. if they did i'd join the rest of the crew wallowing in shit to try to live longer than 2 minutes
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Hey guys I've opened my lobby, please join. I'm too nervous to post a link so find it organically. Thanks.
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>>578580789
They could easily get it done by copying and butchering the weapon customization system. They just think they know better than you and for some reason feel satisfied with putting out armor after armor that doesn't go with anything else and completely rapes the authentic "helldiver" view they created
anywhere here's an offwhite helmet without a single armor that goes with it
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>>578581119
Wouldn't be surprised if they also have a code that makes the turret target enemies that you're standing in front of. The amount of times I've seen a turret turn towards me to shoot 1 single enemy while ignoring a blob of enemies that's closer to it is wild.
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I forgot about these cities
How many other stuff did the game have us do only to do nothing with them after?
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>>578581582
Stop standing in front of sentries. Why do the niggas that think sentries target them keep standing in front of them. I never get shot by my sentries when I use them because I'm not retarded.
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>>578581119
>it's so reliable. it does its job. it does its job like too well.
In a sane world, these worlds would be ground for a live broadcast execution of him and his next of kin via being pulled apart by horse
Alas, we don't live in a sane world
We live in a world where actively screwing over your own customers for the funsies is seen as a "quirky" and "funny" thing to do
>inb4 durr retard
picrel you swigger cock deepthroating trog
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>>578581119
>BRO LMAO, FUTURAMA xD!!!!
Can someone suicide bomb Arrowhead HQ please
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>>578580789
Here is how the transmog conversation went, like a year ago, and has been the official stance ever since
>we want transmog
>We can't do transmog. That'd be like having bacon flavored apples.
>but the game already has armors that are just recolors with different effects, and armors with effects that are meant to be tied to visuals like prosthetics that have none
>You're right, but the solution here is fixing those armors that prove us wrong, not giving you what you want.
>okay so when are you going to do that
>
and then a year passed by
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>>578581732
>Stop standing in front of sentries.
MG sentries have 75m range and the game loves to spawn shit behind you, retard.
The only surefire way to not make it shoot you is to throw it somewhere where its LOS is completely blocked.
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>>578581454
Gently femdom from makima
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>>578581119
He's right in this regard. The gatling is notable and it being dangerous and wasteful makes good usage of it feel much better. It is unironically better balanced this way than making it weaker in some other regard in exchange for making it safer and more ammo efficient.
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>>578581582
They very much target the closet enemy to the player they have a line of sight to
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>>578578657
One of the weirdest strawmen your gen z’ers push
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>>578582397
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>>578581782
Do you know what a video game is? Why are you talking about the Gatling sentry like it's industrial machinery you're buying? The gatling sentry has a drawback because this is a video game that by it's nature is full of artificial challenges. They added the extra risk because they thought it was fun and added to the charm of the game (which it is and does).
>>578582000
That's why you throw the sentry with something solid between you and it. Throw it in front of a rock or something. You can throw it out in the open, and sometimes that's good placement, but you are choosing to add risk by doing that. Most of the objective sites have very strong sentry positions, they just aren't positions that allow it to kill every enemy around you at the same time. You'll have to keep playing the game after you drop it, which is a very harsh punishment.
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where is calypso?
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>>578582486
who the hell is this?
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<<Trigger Warning>>
Reddit Post Link in the Spoiler. I know how much the incels and chuds in here get upset when they see one
>Arrowhead’s new superstore will need a dedicated person to run it??
https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/comments/1vwh6do/arrowheads_new_superstore_will_need_a_dedicated/
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Do you ever get upset when somebody kills you?
I accidentally blew some dude's head off in the last mission, just fighting a wave of enemies, some were coming from the side, I turned and another diver was just right there and I killed him immediately.
Felt really bad but didn't get revenge killed when I reinforced him.
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>52k in a bug sector
what the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>578582737
>people
See anon there's your first mistake
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>>578581732
>Sentries are fine, you're complaining about nothing
>>578582553
>Okay so the gatling does have a ton of nonsensical problems, but these are actually a good thing
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>>578582737
It's not us, the CN and JP playerbase fucking love the bug front. Most of Europe farts around on Automation and Illuminate Front while South America (Brazil) fart around in Illuminate and Terminid Fronts
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>>578582695
It depends on how bad the mistake was and what mood I'm in. A lot of the time I just shrug it off because stuff like that happens and you get so many reinforces that dying once doesn't matter.
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>>578579736
>The one-two has the perfect amount of ammo
not even close
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>>578582695
i take my anger out on the corpse of the enemy that was about to kill me or which i was in the process of killing right before it happened
unless it happens during downtime out of nowhere then I'm doming you with a .80
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The worstfunniest time I ever team killed somebody was when I turned on their portable hell bomb on accident because I thought it was a resupply.
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>>578583252
I did that while trying to get in an FRV the other day. He didn't die though.
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>>578581119
god I fucking hate swedes approach to games so fucking much
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>>578582695
>Do you ever get upset when somebody kills you?
only if ir was intentional/retarded
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>>578582584
i believe thats brianna wu
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>>578583252
Trying to stim a dude with a portable hellbomb is the scariest thing you can do in this game
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Where Calypso???
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>>578581119
>They designed things to be hostile towards the player
>They think its "hilarious" when some retard ragdolls you and kills gets everyone killed
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>>578582653
>We need someone to squeeze the dad goymers in the superstore
>Bonus points if you actually play games :3
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>>578582285
>target the closet enemy to the player
they sure are smart when it's convenient, but making it fire to the enemy I'm targeting is too much, only the mortar because fuck you.
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>>578582653
One of your chuds should apply
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>>578582695
I only get annoyed by people that throw AoE strats without any consideration for teammate positioning or the situation.
>Oh the team has 3 dentures down covering that area
>Oh well here's orbital retard napalm that blows up all 3 and kills a teammate AND forced us off the objective.
I start tossing my strats on top of those players in purpose.
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>>578583508
Yes. It is hilarious. It's not hilarious because it's haha funny like a clown dancing in your face, but hilarious because it feels like a real fuck up.
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>>578582737
why the fuck wouldn't I be on the bug sector? god forbid I want to play what I want
In fact I'm staying on bugs until the dipshits at arrowhead fix the FRV aggro
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>>578583935
what you want is degenerate and wrong
this is a squid game
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>>578583708
the rocket sentry says it targets heavies over smaller ones but I've seen that fucker target a trooper/scav that's next to me instead of the hulk/charger that's slowly making it's way over to crush the sentry
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>>578583508
Stop playing with retards.
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>>578583931
>Catposter
>Retarded opinion
Name a more iconic duo
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>>578583907
>dentures
Sentries
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*joins your lobby*
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>>578584042
Why are you implying I'm speaking from a personal experience when I'm just repeating what Niklas said?
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>>578572758
ggs
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>>578583493
badda bing badda boom
fuggetaboutit
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>dev forgot to turn on planet liberation
>DSS isn't here to help either
hope this moment finally shows the majority that yes, you genuinely can't capture shit unless joel lets you.
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>>578584424
oh nevermind I'm retarded I forgot about mega cities, people are slowly making progress there.
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>>578575485
They wrote this entire thing over a weekend and coded it in a week. They've been on vacation. And you expect them to plan ahead? Lmao? That would be something called work and we know the swedes don't do that.
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So, uuuuuh, that's it? What about the dss? Calypso? I know I shouldn't expect much after cyberstan and super earth but they at least felt a bit epic even if the end sucked. This is just us fighting on a basic biome world with a couple of new enemies.
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Why are there automaton lasers destroying super destroyers on super earth? I can see the fucking AA automaton planets have wrecking ships in orbit
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>>578584646
:)
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>>578584646
>Terminally online gamers when the MOs are more than an hour apart
Just go boot up Fortnite in between
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Sniffing out the leandiver itt
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>>578584646
Content tomorrow trust
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>>578584646
Nothing. The story is wrapped up. The DSS is clean, Calypso was probably genuinely a mistake behind the scenes and now they're panicking to figure out an in game reason without just turning the planet back on. I bet good money the DSS was just supposed to jump there, then to Afoyayz but the intern running the entire thing while the rest of the team is on vacation fucked something up. And then people noticed. So now they have to justify it in a future text lore drop.

You should expect no further comment on the matter and a bug filler MO next week. You should also expect the new squid subfaction fun to remain in unplayable, and they will not use the new missions, biome, or combination of subfactions ever again. Squids will go back to being boring and unfinished, or so one-note with individual subfactions that it's also boring.

No, Arrowhead will not learn. No they were not paying any attention during the event to the small pieces of positive feedback they god. They don't care, they're on vacation, and when they get back they'll just charge on ahead and blunder the next completely irrelevant thing they want to "work" on. You will not see this plot thread ever resolved and they will asspull some completely new bullshit next time the twister wheel lands in Squids for an MO.

Welcome to Arrowhead, you don't hate them enough.
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I bring supply pack on every mission so I can refill RR and BFGL bros :3

feel free to double dip resupply on my share too :3
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>>578584315
How 'bout dat helldivah's face when he saw the [unintelligible]
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>>578585281
How the leandiver acts when I tell myself no raping for 3 minutes.
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gonna take a quick shower no one post a lobby for about 5 minutes ok?
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>>578568970
That is not at all true.
Like maybe zoomer devs suck but boomer devs were famously cracked
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>>578586102
Name five. Hardmode: No John Romero.
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I haven't gotten a super credit all month, where do I farm them now?
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>>578566493
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>>578586249
Carmack
Lehto
Meier
Miyamoto
Behr
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>epoch BT 1 shot patched out
Society is collapsing.
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>>578586719
Phact Bay is the spot
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>>578581119
IT'S NOT ROBERTO
IT THE FUCKIN MOM KILLBOTS
they're literally designed after this
https://youtu.be/WzbT0Q2jh_w?si=fD3w_ctPJlGOZ3Wb
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>>578586249
To add onto this dogpile YoshiP of FFXIV was parsed on the hardest job on one of the hardest fights and was amazing
Devs have to be good at the game to know how to design it properly. Like they’re not going to make a game they can’t play.
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>>578581119
I'm saving this forever
Malicious code doomers win
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>>578584086
NTA but he's right, if you get angry over your power fantasy being shattered is because you hold no power IRL, just learn to laugh at life and move on
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>>578588016
>just learn to laugh at life and move on
This makes the game a hundred times better for free but people here will never do it. They want to suffer.
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>>578588016
Textbook projection. Remarkable.
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>>578588261
If you stop deflecting every criticism thrown at you you might improve your life bro
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>>578581119
The allegations of malicious coding are still strong I see.
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start a fucking game and post it fucking here
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My supply pack refill priority :3

>RR
>Red Stims (no stims)
>SPEAR
>ABRL
>BFGL
>Cremator
>MGs (except stalwart)
>everything else (except stalwart and maxigun)


And nyo, i don't resupply maxigun or stalwarts because they're useless :3
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>>578588560
Thank you based supplyanon, my HMG loving ass appreciates it.
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>>578588016
>just learn to laugh at life and move on
Thats what losers say to cope.
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>>578588560
Terrible order and also a dumb way of thinking about supplies. Thankfully I have a perfect tool to correct this awful opinion, my barbaric rape cock.
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>>578588560
The Stalwart users don't want or need your supplies.
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The democracy sex station did something to calypso that'll make the void planets a permanent addition to the game in the coming days. The event will cause an emergency and seaf modifiers will be added permanently. Cultists are either planned as a part of this arc or will be brought back into the content pipeline after the outcry of moar zombies.
I bet 5 super credits on it.
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>>578588541
Not playing with any of these chuds, they are the type to stay quiet the entire game, mald at ragdoll, get 120 kills by the end of the mission, only play meta loadouts and leave the second the mission's over.

There's MAYBE 5 or 6 /hdg/ guys that make it better and more fun than open lobbies, everyone else is a pushover.
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>Someone posts arrowhead interview
>Thread suddenly full of apologists and dick cleaners
So obvious
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>>578588560
my priority
>whoever just helped me out
>asks for supplies
>stim/ammo is reddish
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>>578588783
I definitely think you're right about Calypso, void worlds, and seaf modifiers. I don't think actual cultists are coming ever though.
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>>578588726
I won't take advice from a fat retard that seethes whenever the funny soldier on screen gets thrown around by an explosion
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>>578588793
I have never had any issues with games on /hdg/ it genuinely sounds like you're just bad
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>>578588868
It's obvious that people disagree with you because you're retarded.
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>>578588016
If you think its about "muh power fantasy" then youre an illiterate retard that doesnt understand what the actual issue is.
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>>578588939
>only winning matters
you're one of the chuds
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>>578588560
Errand boy! My AR-23C is out of ammo, i demand a resupply NOW!
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>>578589172
private
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>>578588926
>fat retard
Nice projection, fatso. I can see why you cope with laughing at yourself.
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>>578589058
That's some intense projection bro
Post your name so I can block you in the future
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>>578581454
>because the enemy can't stop me.
But if they could you would be doing this.
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>>578589172
2/4
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>>578588943
>"The piss drinkers think youre dumb because you dont drink piss!"
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>>578589343
This is a game about drinking piss. Go play a different game if you want to eat shit.
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>>578589089
always looked stupid how the libconc and incendiary breaker seem to have a bottle of explosive/burny juice strapped to the side. muh realism.
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>>578589172
fvll
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>>578589403
>t. Alexus
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Go do your homework timmy
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>>578583508
That's you, you are "no one".
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>I cant stop dying. I will now cope to say this is the proper way to play the game
kek
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>>578589249
>>578589230
Fragile much? ask yourself why you get angry at a PvE videogame that no one forces you to play
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>>578589508
AI already did Timmys homework
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So did they break the game or something? All of a sudden getting crashes when leaving luminant planets.
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>>578589567
>Trying to pretend arrowhead didnt bend the knee to appeal to more people
>Projecting his insecurities
Also that motto is purely performative since theyre more than happy to take anyones money
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>>578589669
>Bro, why dont you like me killing you? Friendly fire is in the game so i can kill you!
Dont forget to lift the balls and clean under there while youre cleaning Svens dick.
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To everyone that thinks dying is le heckin funny, post your career page and level. I want to confirm something.
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>>578581454
Raping makima.
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>>578589731
>>Trying to pretend arrowhead didnt bend the knee to appeal to more people
Yeah, and that's when the game went from a game that no one knew about but selling 10 million copies in a month, to shit.
Really makes you think.
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>>578588991
>the actual issue is
that you're a whiny ass bitch
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>>578590016
>Incoherent babble
Wipe your chin
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>>578589852
Nigger I'm playing the game right now and a guy just twitch muscled and blew my brains out, when that or when a bot triggers a hellbom I'm supposed to slam my desk and come cry about it on 4chin or just respawn and continue playing?
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>>578590134
Post your career page. I want to check something.
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How are you all enjoying cultists and that new secret boss? 10/10 right?

lmao
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>>578590174
Do you think I would do that because thats what you would do? Post your career page. I want to see something.
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This new kick ass warhammer pistol really messes with my grunt fantasy....
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>>578590269
I've never seen a community gaslight itself so much over so little
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>Post your career page, I want to make sure my 2000 hours of self flagellation can win my argument
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Concession accepted
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I've been playing since launch.
I'm level 25
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>>578590258
>this cringe redditor thinks i'm just gonna say yes daddy and post my career page for him
Get a grip, retard.
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>>578589669
>ask yourself why you get angry at a PvE videogame that no one forces you to play
I'm kinda forced because it's either this or dota2 and god knows I'd rather shot myself in the dick.
The real reason is because I just hate seeing how much potential this game has to be fun but the devs just don't give a shit, so I'm in a love-hate relationship here pretty much
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you're so fucking fragile holy shit
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>>578590626
Concession accepted.
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>>578590761
I accept your concession
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>>578587161
the first I've ever heard of this so you were probably hitting a full health BT instead of an already wounded BT thinking you were one shotting them
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oh nooo not your super secret STATS PAGE that could be used to DOOOOX YOOOOU
grow up you fucking bitch
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>>578588560
>My supply pack refill priority :3
No one. As soon as I open the dialogue wheel or the synapses in my brain begin to fire with the intent to bring someone supplies they need, they turn away from me and start sprinting away. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It's like they're reading my mind. I am no longer stable. It is no longer a question of if I will begin shooting them at some point, but of when.
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>hop into the thread to check for a lobby
>fragile
>projecting
mmmmm I'm thinking thats some reddit gynosphere terminology. I have flagged that poster as an outsider for not uttering the correct shibboleths. Lobby doko
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>>578589975
Level 33 =D
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he's mad he was banned from the lobby so he's shitting up the thread
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>>578590962
Boltgun is your best friend.

>Shoot near them
>They ragdoll
>Resupply them without their consent
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>>578590140
I accept your concession, redditard.
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>>578590948
>That kill to death ratio
Yep. Shitter. Thank you for helping me confirm a suspicion.
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>>578590948
*looks your stats page up and down then looks at you straight in the eye*
You're a submissive slut aren't you?
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>learn to have fun
>NOOOOO YOU RETARDED YOU'RE PROJECTING STOP SUCKING THEIR DICK NYOOOOO I WON I WON I WON
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I don't think the random ass deaths are funny, just posting to round out the dataset.
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>>578590962
I see a supply pack and automatically assume it's there as a crutch or an extension of a tiny ammo pool like an HMG or GL so I just assume its closed. Sometimes I'll spam resupply needed if I see a crutchpacker slurp up an entire ammo drop and I am in desperate need of stims.
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>>578591232
yes daddy uwu
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>>578591225
Literally average, but good attempt though.
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>Timmy vs Timmy itt
You both are fucking terrible
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did they really ban for cheating SCs? i have like 400k
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>>578590424
HD2 fans are morons.
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>>578591329
They literally admitted they can’t ban anyone on their discord
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>>578591273
>Average
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>>578591438
someone on shitcord told me they're able to ban as of today or something
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>newfags posting again and comparing micropenis levels of kills
It's almost cute.
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>>578591926
Post your career. I'm curious about something.
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>>578590948
>30k deaths
What the actual fuck
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>>578591926
An addendum to this post: if you don't have majority bot kills... lmfao
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The game featured random deaths in the first few trailers and even in basic training with running infront of the turrents btw
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>>578592015
Not at my computer. Remind me tomorrow around this time.
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>>578591482
Send them this
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>>578592106
>"Random"
>Listen to interview
>"It was designed to be aggressive towards players"
Yuh huh.
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>>578591926
d-dont bully me....
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>>578592389
wait until you hear about spotify's random shuffle
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>>578592530
False equivalency.
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>>578591926
I have a wife and kids
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>2500 hours
>level 267
Just how many hours would it take to get to level 300
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We posting careers, huh? Am I a le bad?
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>>578591926
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to have so little going on for you that you need to post anonymously on 4chan about how much better you are at a video game
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Why would they ban people for cheating in SC? Things are so expensive and I don't want to pay money for Freedom's Flame...
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>>578592787
The slow grind is meant to be a trade-off if youre poor
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>>578591926
Rape botgakis.
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>>578591926
How does it feel? Knowing that not even your parents love you?
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Well?
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>haha i have more kills than u :)
>no one loves you and i hope you die screaming
why does this happen?
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Why do shitters get so sensitive when you call them out for being bad? Just learn to laugh at life and move on
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Hello, Rajeesh.
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>>578593532
when 40 year old chuds get ragdolled
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>>578593532
if I had to hazard a guess? Crippling self loathing
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>>578581119
All the turrets have been nerfed besides the mortar. The Autocanon doesn't even shoot the gunship anymore. Unfortunately, they still make the bug defense so boring it makes me fall asleep
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>>578563482
>>578564038
>>578565904
why is this game so popular with the chinese?
I thought the chinese hated "democracy"?
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>>578595104
they adore nationalism and being treated like fodder
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>>578595229
So just the US then? Wyld
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Word on the street is that there was one extra planet in the void that wasn't one of ours. A UAV planet, I think.
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You are not ready for the happening, but it will come. Just a few more hours.
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>40 dollars down the shitter
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all for a forced pajeet meme no less
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But I can hug SEAFchan now UGUUUUUUUUU
>gets shot from behind
OMG SO RANDOMFUNNY LOOOOL
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>>578596587
It's unironically sovl but whatever floats your boat
>sends you to diff 3 bugdive
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Yo where da leandiver bussy at homie
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>>578596807
Post your career stats. I wanna see something.
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If they separated liberation based on each front, they could actually have the enemy behave realistically instead of them all just taking turns attacking.
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>>578595915
on a monday?
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>>578596869
you first, cutie
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>>578596416
wait where did you see this
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>>578595915
>>578596913
If anything were to occur it wouldn't be Monday; it'd either be Tuesday or Wensday.
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>>578597006
>Refuses to show
At least you know youre a shitter.
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>>578588560
>firebois that low
you are an enemy of christ
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>>578597056
>Refuses to show
At least you know youre a shitter.
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>Dying is LE SOVL!
>NO, I WONT SHOW YOU HOW MANY TIMES I DIED
Everytime.
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>>578597191
Post your career stats. I wanna see something.
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>>578597257
Yes, I'm better than you.
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>>578597331
>Refuses to show
At least you know youre a shitter.
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>>578597257
i posted it earlier because i'm not a coward like you >>578590948
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they should have two sets of death stats, with one specifically for deaths as host.
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>>578596907
All three enemy factions should attack Super Earth at the same time and then there will be [text boxes] that tell us stories of fighting amongst themselves when their new territories come into contact. Multi faction missions never ever (this is the arcane realm of modders) but missions targeting one faction or another will spawn on the same planet, and their defense/invasion % numbers are partially mitigated by the other.
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>>578597394
>Says the shitter that thinks looking at a respawn screen is sovl
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Boydiver status, chuddites?
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>>578597413
>does my bidding
kek now blow me next
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>>578590948
>>578597413
>30k deaths
You're getting filtered unc, play safer
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>>578597465
kill yourself and give your mother some spiritual peace
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Which planet do you want the serf force on ?
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I haven't really even checked Coyote's stats but it shoots nice, and punches through medium for bugs
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>Shitters bait implies I was talking to myself
I wish you put as much effort into your bait as you do cleaning Svens dick.
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>>578597607
What does that have to do with cute widdle boydivers, anon?
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>>578597465
That's the exact loadout metacucks always use in /hdg/ lobbies
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>>578597006
Sex with Laevatain.
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>>578597607
What a strangely specific post
I hope everything is going alright with you anon
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>>578597678
You first, he has you chained up to this game you hate 24/7, stockholm syndrome abuse victim kek
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>>578597465
Do everyone a favor and end your pathetic existence.
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>>578597465
I use that armor and 0-2 of those strategemmies
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>>578597465
they did NOT like this post
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>>578597875
nta but this image makes no sense, women have buttholes too that guys love
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>>578597810
>Incoherent babble
Wipe your chin
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>>578595864
third world reply
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>578598043
>578598063
nailed the timing
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Wheres the picture where youre good at the game?
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>you have a perfectly made hole for penetration and sex
>chooses the sewage pipe
analfags are mentally ill
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>>578595104
The average Chang actually enjoys a lot of western games. They typically congregate around a western dev and then bully the fuck out of it to cater their wacky chinese demands.
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>>578591926
>mfw the kill count squid planet
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>>578597982
Yeah butt each sexes butthole is constructed by different proteins. So on the macro level, they may appear similar, but the micro is different.
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High kill count but not showing the numbers of missions you've completed means you are just farming reinforcements while wasting resources and everyone else's time btw
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>>578598549
my mod says otherwise, also it shows dps
you sound like a gigashitter that can't consistently top the damage charts
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Should show me soloing all objectives and picking up 2/3 of the samples+R+medals+SC
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>>578588560
>slack-jawed nigger can’t appreciate the stalwart, probably because he’s an aimlet
Kek
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>>578598628
>also it shows dps
My statement holds true, retardo
I wasn't talking about anyone in particular but thanks for the self report
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>>578598840
grey parsing bitch
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>>578598335
>more shots hit than fired
Stinky cheat jeet
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>>578590424
>they're obviously coming at some point theres no way they'd throw out THIS much content
They would. And they did.
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>>578598958
Trident hit two squidbillies at once
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>C-C-C-CHECK MY MOD DATA THAT SAYS I DO TOP DPS
>Yo N4, hop on the Pelican already it's been 3 minutes
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>>578598549
Yes. First in list should be how many missions completed. Would encourage casuals to do them.
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>>578598958
Happens all the time if you enjoy shotguns and lasers.
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>>578598958
You should know by now this game has spaghetti code that works in mysterious ways.
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Lobby, I'm feeling megacity bots.
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>have to get off anti heavy support because it doesn't help the dick measuring contest
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>yeah its me
>yeah its the izzat again
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>>578600203
It's ok RRjanny you are my hero
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>>578600203
hey, you'll upset the old guy again...
stats should show specials killed though
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>>578598186
Boys literally do have a hole made for penetration and sex it's called a mouth and grownup brawnydivers are the ones that get to use them.
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>>578600125
3/4
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>>578600125
Full, we dive.
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what went wrong?
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>>578601095
Thinking status effects matter at all for a marksman rifle.
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>>578601095
low ergo ego death
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>>578601095
dropped all the mags when I stimmed
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>>578601095
Completely mogged by the goyhammer rifle
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>>578601095
DOTs with a DMR
You are supposed to click heads not waiting 3 business days between shots so do the DOTs are relevant
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>>578601095
Surely it's decent against bugs, right? Useful as a big bug killer while your Stalwart protects you from the hordes?
>bots
The base diligence solves bots.
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I can't get "forced izzat screen" out of my head, thanks chudposter.
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>>578597703
I like HMG, supply pack, mg and gattling for squids, 500 and airstrike for bots, and cluster and 500 for bugs. And I use the dynamite on all factions.
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>>578601636
what the hell is forced izzat screen
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>>578597465
Cute. I would take him under my wing.
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>>578601827
I think it's the ending screen because you can't skip it. It's the perfect time to piss between missions.
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>>578597607
>mommy issues
yikers nigga
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be gentle uwu
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>>578601827
>>578601956
Yes
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>>578602007
What do i think of it?
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>>578601979
i have a good relationship with my mother
faganon however will remain a genetic dead end disappointment
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I just want to live in a world where marksman rifles are good against bugs
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>>578601095
Two conflicting primary characteristics and bad ergo.

The point of a DMR is to kill mediums in one shot by clicking on their weak spots, fire dot does not help with that since it deals damage to the Main HP bar of enemies. If you're shooting at chaff with this thing, then you've already killed them with that one shot and the dot damage still doesn't matter. On top of all this, the horrendous handling means that +Ergo armor is basically mandatory unless you strip everything off and use a shitty 4x scope (which makes the weapon even harder to use). Its closest rival, the DCS, does 20 less damage per round but that doesn't prevent it from killing the same enemies in the same amount of shots because there are no weak points within that 20 damage bracket that would let the Hyena achieve any breakpoints (compare this to the Spear which does more damage than the Recoilless but it doesn't matter because the Recoilless can still kill heavies with a single headshot).

The only way this weapon can be good is if you're fighting a semi-beefy enemy with AV2 or AV3 all over its body and no targetable weak spots, but a small enough Main HP pool for the fire dot to be meaningful. Except that no such enemies exist, so you're shit out of luck.
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>>578602245
Marksman's rifles would have more of a niche if bugs had more medium enemies like Alpha Commanders.
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>>578602007
>>578602128
>No missions played vs missions won
Irrelevant
>>578602138
NTA but anyone who actually does have a good relationship with their mother would not wish the death of another's mom, so I don't think you do
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And I want to live in a world where I can have armor transmog/vanity layer
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>>578602421
i didn't do that?
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>>578602490
Oh yeah you're right, my bad for juggling 4 threads
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>>578602442
>he cares about passives
Just wear the armor that you think looks cool, and to hell with the passives. You don't need a crutch, do you?
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>>578602007
i can already tell this is a fire main
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>>578602630
I only wear the armor that gives you +2 grenades per life
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>>578602630
This, I haven't removed the ODST armor since it came out
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>>578602630
It's not the passives, it's the stats
I wanna run fast (at least with medium) but I wanna look like a chunker doing it
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>>578602421
Here, You may concede now
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>>578602442
the armor effects seriously don't matter, there are no downgrades, only benefits, except maybe the stealth armors? only use that stuff if you're doing solo stealth stuff or of the likes
and the fire armors, only use that if you're using a cremator or something, but other than that just use the armors you like
>t. wore only paramedic till I was level 50
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>>578597465
built for filling out C-01 permits with women twice his size
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>>578602803
Which one of the two are you?
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>>578602128(me)
>>578602803(me)
>>578602871
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>>578603008
146 K/D, pretty solid
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>>578602363
>Its closest rival, the DCS, does 20 less damage per round but that doesn't prevent it from killing the same enemies in the same amount of shots because there are no weak points within that 20 damage bracket that would let the Hyena achieve any breakpoints
there is one exception. neither the DCS nor the hyena can pop a spore burst warrior head in a single shot, but the hyena will still kill the warrior in a single shot regardless since it transfers enough damage to main for the fire DoT to finish it off (with the added benefit of not making it burst into meth gas)
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>>578602395
More of a niche in general if there are commander or otherwise buffer enemies which like to hide behind everyone else and are easiest to kill from far away while they are still in an open patrol or garrison formation. You know, something requiring a precision rifle but not wanting to carry an AMR.
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So why phact and not the easier to take gatria?
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I remember the first mission I failed. I was still new and it was my first bug mission. Was a random lobby I joined and it was a total shitshow. Objective wasnt completed. People were dying and the time ran out. And I thought to myself "oh, bugs are the retard faction"
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>>578600125
3/4 we lost a man to the sleep.
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>>578603249
Because the entire identity of a bugdiver revolves around referencing starship troopers.
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>>578600125
We are 3 out of 4 join join join!
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>>578602363
I'll never understand how developers for horde shooters continue to lack an understanding of break points.
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>>578603757
>you are now remembering the time when Charger Behemoth legs had 650 HP, exactly the amount of damage that AT weapons of the era dealt, but drag factor reduced that to 649 the instant it left the tube unless you were walking forward as you fired it
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>>578600125
FVLL
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>>578604109
Any game where that kind of thing is a factor should account for like a 5-10% cushion to ensure break points remain consistent across a reasonable range of expectations.
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>arrowhead to the squids rn
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>>578604109
>remember when [meta babble]
no, when the game came out I was using whatever I liked and shooting at their butt in diff 7
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>>578604880
>But sir, you're the one who controls the parameters
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>>578566829
It doesn't look too bad with the b-24 enforcer armor from the super store
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>hey this red would go with this re-
>it's a different red
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>>578605136
So use a cape with a third slightly different shade of red, this is not hard.
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>>578605318
No, instead I'll never use that armor
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>>578604316
chowayo
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Is arrowhead really just waiting for Games Com or whatever the hell it is so they can pretend they have more in store?
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>>578605136
There are so, so many cases of this, I really wish AH would let us chose different color palettes for armors the same way we can for weapons. Bonus in that it would immediately cut down on all the demands for armor transmog.
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>>578605136
>you can't tell in mission anyway
You guys are such divas, helldivas if you would.
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>>578605136
that happened to me a few days ago
>oh wow the clinician helmet goes so well with the enforcer armor-
>the helmet has the teal color on the back
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I just want black and yellow patterns for all armours.
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>>578605136
Always keep them wanting more. They know they have aces up their sleeve incase they do something retarded (again) like secondary customization and armor customization but in the meantime the drip feeding hamster wheel updates are good enough.
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>>578605136
there are like several different types of black shit pisses me off
matte black
shiny blueish black
flat black
grey black
shiny grey black
etc

fuck me fashion in this game is abysmal
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>>578606275
they could atleast give us a hue slider so we could adjust those slight color differences to match helmets with armors...
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Cremator is busted in Bugs. Glad I finally got Entrenched Warbond.
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>>578605794
You can tell in the loadout and results screens, that's all that matters.
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>>578600125
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243166238777
GG guys, sadly normie duties call
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>>578600125
ggs I love delivering freedom nonconsensually
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>>578606545
>me when i return to the super destroyer
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>>578606480
The least they could do is give every armor a "Helldiver" yellow and black option.
The reasonable thing they should do is give all armors the same color options as the weapons have.
The best thing they could do is have every single armor unlock a color palate specifically tailored to that armor, allowing you to recolor any other armor to match it's color scheme.
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>>578606275
This would be solved pretty easily, it's even in the damn game files. Simple set skins would be perfectly fine.
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>>578607074
what you described needs actual work and careful consideration for every single armor separately.
A hue slider would instantly work for every single armor and every single helmet without any extra work.
small indie studio pls understand
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>>578594445
>The Autocanon doesn't even shoot the gunship anymore.
Holy SHIT i thought i was fucking high or something for experiencing this. I returned recently after not playing for six months and i don't know why or how but the AC and rocket sentry don't RAPE gunships anymore.
And the gunships seem to have better aiming now.
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>>578560562
>i played D10 when it wasn't even in the game
Based.
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>>578607193
The game is healing.
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>>578607335
+izzat
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>>578607074
It should be pallet based like warframe and every warbond could have a pallet that's seen in the related armors. This way everyone gets all the colors and we can filter ridiculous retard colors like neon green and magenta (thanks doc)
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>>578567571
I hope they dont add that, just give us the colors we already have, grey, yellow orange, red and green
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>"Eagle airstrike is so much better guys"
>Doesn't destroy research stations
Explain
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>>578607121
>"Hey, Sven. We have all these reskins all ready to go just for the default armour. Should we release it and say its just to make the default a bit more special?"
>"HERregud!!!! NEEEJ!!!! TÄNK PÅ HUR MÅNGA MINUTERS ARBETE DET SKULLE KRÄVA!!!
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>>578607856
I never use it, its an unhappy middle ground between strafe and 500kg. Doesn't have the demo and single target hard hitting force of 500kg and doesn't have the quickness and number of uses or ease of use or surgical precision of the strafe.
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>>578608118
IMO it's only purpose is the fact that it strikes perpendicular to your line of sight, instead of straight ahead/parallel.
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>>578608118
>AP5
>rapes tail of chaff
>5 uses
>2.4s call in
I hate it and divers that use it for everything
bigger crutch than the ultimatum
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>Use Eagle on Vote snatchers only subfaction
>Dumb bitch puts herself on cooldown
I hate this fucking glitch
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>>578608387
I use it because of everything you listed AND I have the a-10 sound mod for it so using it sounds great. No I will not apologize.
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>>578608387
The super short call-in time is what bothers me. All other eagles are 4+ seconds call in and their effects are usually worse. Maybe not nu-napalm, its pretty good now.
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>>578569547
People do forget this was the fastest selling Sony game ever in the first 12 weeks of sale. Helldivers 2 is a smash success, and the great irony is that it is largely due to PC, which Sony is half abandoning with their SP titles.
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>>578608118
Airstrike is better against certain heavy enemies. If you line up the airstrike just right you can oneshot bile titans. Even if it doesn't oneshot it it leaves it with like 500 health total so pretty much anything can finish it off. Strafing run can do something similar by hitting the head directly but that require a heavy pen weapon to finish off the head.
>>578608559
That can be caused by Eagle-1 taking damage. If you throw an eagle in to something like a Gatling Barrage it can happen.
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>>578608748
>That can be caused by Eagle-1 taking damage. If you throw an eagle in to something like a Gatling Barrage it can happen.
None of that was remotely near her
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>>578608915
It was just a suggestion. I don't know what actually caused for you.
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>>578608387
so reliable and doesnt get cucked in jungles
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When was the last time (You) eaglemaxxed, anon?
You can have her bring up to 17 strikes per resupply by bringing strafe, cluster, rocket pods, and your choice of any of the 3-use eagles.
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The upside of being skilled is that D9/10 offers an option to match with other players of the same level. The downside of being skilled is being stuck doing D9/10 without being able to take a rest in an easier difficulty, for it will be even worse especially if trying to level a non-meta weapon.
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>>578609067
ABAYO!
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>>578608118
It’s really good against Bots. It’s pretty much the most versatile Eagle. Can deal with heavies, hordes, stacked or single objectives, and is pretty hard to team kill with. It’s also one of the few you can throw in front of you or at your feet and run in a straight line and not die from. It’s basically all upsides, it just lacks specialization. Having 3 uses is pretty great as well. It pairs super well with the 500 because you do airstrike > 500 > airstrike > 500 > airstrike and you’re getting max value with minimal downtime debating like if you have strafe or cluster and you’d like your 500 back but still have 2 uses and-
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>>578608387
They really need to remove the health from bot fabricators so that you can't just kill every bot base with this or the anti-tank emplacement.
>>578609067
I'm too hung-up on the cooldown to take more than one at a time. I think I'll take at least two the next time I play.
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>>578594445
Bug defense being trivialized by sentries is a level design issue desu. I also have gripes with the enemy drop system, it's just poorly designed. It favors fatal funneling, chokepoints, far too much.
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>>578609184
Defense missions just fucking suck in general.
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>>578609150
>They really need to remove the health from bot fabricators so that you can't just kill every bot base with this or the anti-tank emplacement.
This is really the only nerf I'd want for the strafe.
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>>578609184
We need to go back to when you needed to vent shot to kill fabs with the strafe.
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>>578607193
Fear not; the gatling sentry now will happily bounce every last bullet it has off of the hull of the flying whales.
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>>578609331
I think Eagle Strafing Tun could survive being a little weaker, but this is one situation where making the other eagles a bit stronger would be better. Maybe give Eagle Airstrike a slightly larger explosive radius and do something to make Eagle Cluster Bomb better. Eagle Cluster is definitely an underrated stratagem, but it's hard to justify taking it over Strafing Run, Airstrike, or Napalm depending on the situation. I'd also give rocket pods a faster call-in time.
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>>578575145
Chowayo!
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>>578575145
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Just bring multiple Eagles. Strafing Run, Airstrike, and one more depending on your needs. If you manually dismiss her regularly then it's like you're just waiting for an orbital anyway, no biggie, and strafing run has 5 uses so you can just use 4 and keep one for the -10% bonus.
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>>578608915
Sometimes she flys through a building or mountain or a stray shot hits her whether from another strategem or something on the ground
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i have half a mind cheating in medals to get fashion on warbonds that are fucking useless gameplay wise
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>>578609641
Why does she stand?
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>>578609515
Airstrike and 500kg both got gutted by the 60 day patch, they got fucked in the same way the 120, OPS, and 380 did where their bonus damage to counteract heavy enemy HP bloat was given to the physical bomb impact not the explosion. Airstrike less so because with 7 bombs you have a much better chance to get the direct hit bonk but it's still bullshit.
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>>578609707
I almost never bring more than 1 eagle because then you will be stuck waiting for Eagle-1 to get finish her attack and get ready to do another.
I rather just bring an expendable, emplacement or orbital instead.
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>>578609818
Shes a big girl
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gaming shouldn't piss you off, especially if its pve
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Nice diary entry
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big content drop tomorrow
doomchuds finna rope
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Dear diary today anon was a faggot too
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>>578609641
funger woodsman-ahh pose
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>>578610124
shut up hopesissy,
I am looking forward to raping you for the 6th or 7th time now
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>>578610251
>Doomgod
>Andrew Tate
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>>578610251
bottom G
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>>578609707
A few more munitions for Airstrike, larger explosive radius.
Higher pen or at least less ricochet/deflecting on angles for Cluster because that shit just won't damage even medium chaff from time to time, either it clears everything in a mile radius or fails miserably, very unreliable.
Napalm got a buff recently when it didn't even need one so its fine.
Rocketpods also got a buff but its not enough, its fine now against harvesters but still needs a bit more damage and larger explosive radius to be worthwhile on any other front.
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>>578610442
110s feel great on bots.
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>>578610442
>its fine now against harvesters
no its fucking not.
sometimes 2 accurate call-ins is not enough to kill one, its still fucking unreliable
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>>578610442
>>578610583
110 rocket pods isn't good against harvesters, but anti-tank weapons in general aren't supposed to be good against harvesters. Everything except leviathans pushes you away from using anti-tank on Illuminate.
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>>578610583
I think a whole part of reds in general is being unreliable.
You want reliable, bring EATs and do it yourself.
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>>578610657
somewhat correct, and on other factions AT is so often needed that 110 slow call in and low amount before needing a resupply just proves to be a waste of time.
it sits in a middle ground between good or bad. I would rather take something else that is guaranteed good.
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I was lurking the wrong thread I thought everyone died
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>>578610747
But you DID die! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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>>578610747
>retarded cat poster is retarded
grass is green, sky is blue and this game still has no content. More news at 11.
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CLASHING THIS DESTROYER
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>578610843
that helmet is so ass it genuinely triggers me.
like looking in the mirror in the morning and realising you are just a fat fucking chud.
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>>578610740
I find 110s to work well with AP4 supports.
You can kill heavies, but 110s can help you cull the numbers or in the case of tanks take em out if you can't.
They are also very "fire and forget" so you spent minimal time using them.
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>>578610740
The slow call-in time is a problem a lot of the time, but 110 rocket pods are a fire and forget weapon. If you see something like a tank or a war strider you want to paint it with the stratagem ball as quickly as possible, ideally before it actually starts firing at you. This takes less concentration than using an EAT, which I consider the main competitor to 110 rocket pods. In a lot of situations taking EATs is better, but 110 rocket pods can be useful against chargers that get too close or tanks, since tanks can survive one EAT. Rocket pods are comparatively less useful against war striders now that they have much less ragdoll to interrupt your EAT, but I think rocket pods can be a little inconsistent with killing them because of their weapon hitboxes.

The main problem with 110 rocket pods is that it's basically just an easier to use version of the EAT, so it's hard to justify making it as strong as EATs in the hands of a good player.
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I HATE BUGNIGGERS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
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>>578609945
That's what you do with your 4th slot. A support weapon means you use that while Eagle is performing her run, and by the time you're done and reloaded you can call down another. An orbital will obviously let you reach somewhat higher peaks in DPS output but then you're using orbitals which are middling at best to devastating but overly-committed and long cooldown.
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I HAVE A POOPY DIAPER
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>>578610843
I genuinely do not think there is a single armor in the game currently that fits with the very specific off shade of white the swedes chose for this helmet.
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>>578611205
reported to the Democracy officer for stinking up the super destroyer
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>>578611185
Bots are mostly just a burst of enemies and then waiting.
So waiting for eagles means you perform less when it matters and then you just walk around with half an eagle strat waiting for another moment to use them again.
I think an emplacement or barrages gets you way more mileage.
With the way votesnatchers worked where it was just nonstop patrols i could see double dipping on eagles could be usefull though.
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>>578610583
They usually kill harvesters in one hit now, which is much better than previously, so they're *fine* against them but they could still better
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Planning on getting this, however, can someone with military LARP experience tell me if it would make sense to wear this alongside other pins that they are bound to release for levels 150, 200, 250 and so on?
Or are you only supposed to wear the highest ranking one? Which would make this purchase useless as I am above lvl200 and want to get something higher.
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500kg is the most overrated eagle stratagem
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>>578611061
Against bots, I've found that Eagle 110 pairs super well with the Epoch because you can combine both for an instant guaranteed kill on War Striders and Hulks if you don't have the ability to take an eye shot. Though after the buff to Rocket Pods, I'm not sure if the combo is necessary anymore against Hulks.
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>>578610583
I've thrown 8 110's at harvesters since their buff and 6 of them have resulted in a kill. 1 missed entirely and 1 hit but failed to kill

...you ARE shooting their shields down first, right?
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>Epoch
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Recycle, reduce, reuse, and close the loop
>>578557206
>>578557206
>>578557206
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