Eline Edition>play chesshttps://lichess.orgPrevious loss: >>577927287
Fischerandom > Chess 1.0
>>578571326Share 1 interesting Fischerrandom game you've played.
>>578570405Most overrated women’s player by far
>>578573928>women's playerGood evening sir
>>578571597Almost every Fischerandom game i've played has been more interesting than my Ch*ss games.Chess is just Indians playing 20 memorized moves in a row
>>578579342play gambits
>>578585186>Just memorize another move saaaaarNo. Play Fischerandom.
>>578579342I love that you implied that it takes 20 moves of theory for you to start losing
it's over for /chess/ this is just me talking to myself
>>578585679I didn't say me I said Indians, stop being a midwit, I can't be bothered to even memorize 3 moves, switch to card counting if that's the game you want.
>>578585368>memeorizeno I said gambit
What did he mean by this?
hello maddahello faddahere i amat camp grenada
>Like 5 eline editions in a rowI get no one else can even be bothered to bake at this point(and maybe just letting the general die is for the best anyway) but if you wanna keep making them at least change it up
I think it's poetic /chess/ will die with an Eline edition and not whatever gay shit you'd rather put instead
>>578616929I was going to make a Stjepan edition but then my wife walked in and distracted me>>578621176It's gay anyway tho because being attracted to ugly chicks is homosexual
>4 of 6 threads 404’ed in a month >5 of 6 made by Cheatmixer lol. suicide when. >>578624976this was a sick samefag. sure to bring the general back.
who's cheatmixer I thought it was "PBT"lol you schizos can't even keep your narrative consistent
>>578625921again, epic samefag! keep it up! maybe this thread won’t die at 100 replies.
>>578627159why are you again?
Is chess good for you?
>>578639629It's worse than coffee
>>578632049these are the deep philosophical questions you can expect from chess intelectuals
>>578643128>intelectualsGood morning sir
>>578643370this is the type of ESLness you can expect from chess intellectuals also the instant reply while makes the schizo cry about samefagging
>>578639629I think if you can somehow play in moderation and hit the deep thinking zone, then it is. For me, though, it's hard to get into deep thinking if I'm not playing consistently, then it's debatable if that much time spent on chess is "good' for you because of opportunity cost
>>578639629Very good as ego development tool. You will get your shit pushed in and you will say good game after you resign or you big cry baby loser, boo.
>>578639629only correspondence
are you a clicker or a dragger
White mates in 2
>>578657394Rc5 Qa6
>>578657394a7, g7
>>578657394Okay, cool. Lemme know when he does that.
>>578657394Qa7 (g6) Qe3or Qa7 (Kg6) Qa6
>>578657394Qd1 is the only move that allows Rb6# after g5, and keeps the other mates alive.
>>578661087I don't get it
>>578596885That's just another series of moves you have to memeorize. Ficherandom wins again. Fischerandom is just superior Chess, sorry memeorizationcels.
Yooo where my Praggots at
>>578646045>resigningReal development comes from playing a lost position until mate every time.
Danny put the call in this morning to dump my rating
If you ever paid to play chess online, you are goy-cattle
>>578667131If you are past total shitter level and still do that you are spiritually brown, wasting your time and your opponent's on the remote chance you might save some internet points is sillyOTB rapid or blitz I've seen respectable successful white people do it too, I still find it annoying but at least I get the attachment since you don't get to just play fide rated games whenever you want, online it's just clown behaviour and doesn't even net you rating in the long run
>playing a nigger
>>578672129No, the other way round. If you're not paid to play, you're the cattle.
Imagine being a cuckdidate master. That would suuuuuck
>>578661087Qd1 is right
>I stop posting for 48 (fourty-eight) hours>the thread dies and is 80% catmixer posts and 20% larpov postsIt's so fucking over
>>578682543I don't know who catmixer or larpov or PBT are but you really need to touch grass
>>578693215Your act is getting old. You try the same thing every time.
>>578693505who am I this time? cheatmixer? larpov? pbt? someone else?
>>578695117Nobody, just a random guy who necrobumps, deflects to le pbt schizos 24/7 and conveniently doesn't ever notice the mixer spam.
>>578695494I heard catmixer is on vacation in the Scottish highlands
>>578695494can you point out the cheatcatmixer posts itt so I have a rough idea of your schizomind
>>578696237No. I'm not litigating this because it's extremely clear already. To name specific posts and accuse the poster of them is not productive.
>>578697798In other words, you have no evidence
https://lichess.org/hN0SOAAW/whiteNot enough games have been posted in this thread. Rate my blitz game
>>578704936>d3Sighed
>>578704936do you not have any shame, posting such a low rated game here?
been watching one Danya's speedrun vid a day, this is the year I break the 1000 barrier
page 10 save
>>578717162I believe in you
>>578726056Thanks
>>578717162Brings a tear to my eye. Another unwashed masses gets a glimpse of the light. Thank you Danya.
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>>578752632false alert, it's up again
I've decided to stop playing blitz (to try to stop). I've played it for literal years of my life in playtime. That's a long time.
>>578754841This but i want to be a slowbie blitzie again>t. bulletseether
>play the QGD>fall asleep every other game>switch to the KID>basically cbt for the first 15 moves>switch to the Dutch>have fun playing against 1.d4 for the first timeThank you signore Williams for opening my eyes.
New 'pawns just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhyG5FKKlkI don't get it
>>578758831Based and based pilled
>>578758831Try playing E4 and the Sicilian as well if you haven't already. E4 + Sicilian + Dutch is just such a harmonious and fun repertoire. There's nothing quite like it.
Do you have any garbage lines that you keep playing?For me it's this push against the 2 cucks caro kann. Its bad but more interesting than other 2cuck lines
Just beat another NM in bullet with tactics and logicIm 5-1 vs NMs in bullet
>>578766741That's what I do