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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
rape
Mewmew's parched and chapped butthole~
i wan 2 go 2 skoolcome to my skool
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
or so I've heard
>>578593318Hooman!
>>578593427Mewmew's dry and flaky skin?
>>578593519Would the rabbit ears look better if they were fitted over Carol's antlers?
flowery fans are crazy bro like he's not your little sanfranscrimblo he's probably raking the fuckin flowery dollars in like crazy be serious for one second who gives a fuck y'all are chibbies
https://poal.me/rlrv0dhttps://poal.me/rlrv0dhttps://poal.me/rlrv0dRate last thread
i hope 6 is a snow themed holiday world and there are moments where ralsei has to melt stuff so we can progress
>>578593610Orange...
i hope 6 is a food themed TV world and there are moments where Tenna has to eat stuff so we can progress
all i want is you, kris dreemurr.
>>578593770ralsei will respawn the gamer off screen
>>578593610Flowery-Spamton swap when?
>>578593364*hands you five of these*
Orange would 100% become an UNBEARABLE avatarfag if she found 4chan
>>578593968>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>578593843How will this affect the alternate Tenna Castletown, Blook house, and unrepaired story routes
orange is pure plapbait
I called fave on the phone and fave touched faveself
>>578593868>the gamer did you mean the player
So true
>>578593972She'd be a very tangy orange indeed
>>578593972No that would be Seth
>>578594020i was going to post orange wobblemeat but the file size it too large for 4chan
>>578594078kek
>>578594031our treblinka is alive with the glory of fave
>>578594089and Yellowand Pinkand Flowery
>>578594015Thank you Mr. Spamton...
>>578594063(Laughs)
>>578593471>>578593883With your Pipis combined...
Darkners always in the barbershop talkin bout Jevil ain't this Jevil aint that
>>578593309>Toby Fox is racist for not translating UTDR into multiple other languages>But also it doesn’t matter because UTDR isn’t even that deepIt’s crazy how many sour grapes the UTDR translation “controversy” caused. A lot of those people don’t know (and never will) how fucking DOGSHIT translating games into other languages is either, nor how awful UTDR already has jt with supporting just japanese. The set up for textbox dialogue is so messed up because of it.
Big chillin' on a Snake Sunday night. How's y'all doing /utg/?
>>578594416lol nice
>>578593591True, that’s probably how they would wear them. Unless it’s like bunny monster blackface.
>>578593471
>>578593427Guess I need to hydrate it with my tongue
>>578594319Need more fatassed shortstacks...
>>578594189avatarfag Flowery self-doxxing his face and naked body on purpose...
>>578593318Get my boy Bumpernickel out of the briny deep this instant...
>>578594665Reminds me of when some of the Chapter 3 Switch borders were leaked and some people thought Tenna had antenna eyes.
>>578594416This will be Forgotten Man Gaster pre-CORE incident
i love my sissy wife who stands and walks like an old man
>>578594497It was also a chill Sunday for fave!
I LOVE SUSIE
>>578593471Blingess v1 because i was too late like always
>>578593318Broceed(Verifying on Mobile is a god forsaken time chewer I swear I had to do the process twice because I couldn't just refresh a tab to get the verification to work, I done my even know if my comment is gonna be worth it but I've come too far to not say it)
>>578594665lmao, great work on the eyes
>>578595379you won with the power of Frisk Ball Game Undertale congratulations
>>578595171Oh cool an excuse to talk about that animation.I hate it. It looks like he's humping the air. But I guess Ralseifags would like the idea of him being so horny and needy
is this the first time they totally mispredicted whether a joke would take off?
>>578595474Ralseifags want a pet more than they want a bf or gf
>>578595474uh i never got that impression... you need to get your mind out of the gutter
what if dess doesn't smoke pot
>>578595507god i wish this was real
Hey guys! It's me, Flowery!
>>578595507I thought kris lamp was like mildly funny in my playthrough but didn't think about it for much longerI imagine this is how it was for most because I've somehow never seen anyone mention it
>>578595507I think this is the first time I've seen anyone talk about Kris Lamp ever in the 2 months after chapter 5.
>>578595474It made the scene of him helping Seth up extremely erotic.
>>578595171Ralsei does this because he doesn't know what masturbation is and so has no other outlet
>>578595507Am I being fucking pranked why am I not seeing this on the website
>>578595891get dunkgraved on kiddo
>>578595740>You can't just make your phone number 999-999-9999!
Toby’s Big Deltarune Adventure is going to culminate with the reveal that December didn’t exist as a character with any real traits until we (the community) gave her some. December will change based on your posting and viewing history of various fan communities you have participated in (Toby has access to the NSA Quantum Supercomputer and uses it to track the post history of everyone who purchased Deltarune).
>>578595507I saw the twitter post you thief
>>578595891It doesnt show up if you're gay
The Noelle gets electrocuted and Kris fucks her corpse video from last thread was hot.
>>578595972had to remove the twitter filename to make it look realer
>>578593471cungadero!!
i wonder if ralsei would unthaw an enemy if he saw them get iceshocked
>>578595968Molester Dess Total Victory.And so the game keeps it meta-elements, Dess comes out of the screen and molests you, the player.
>>578595968Chapter 7 will be a dark ritual that puts a customizable December tulpa into our brains
>>578593427*applies chapstick to my lips**kisses the butthole*there that's better
>>578596061lmao I love the big fucking cab
>>578595338why is sailor mars there
>>578596135We don't actually know yet if Spamton is actually dead or just frozen since he got IceShocked and not Snowgraved (IceShock is not specified fatal)So technically it's possible Ralsei could thaw out the PuppetScarf and revive Spamton
I think my 40mg vyvanse is causing me to become emotionally distant and worn out, frustrated at the slowness of others and everything. Sometimes I feel like an automaton, unfeeling and unthinking, simply existing.Also, my eyes kind of burn.
>>578596061SAVED
>>578596135He isnt as strong as the deer.
>>578596378Isn't that a huge dose? Also I want to eat Carol's pussy.
Flowery’s plush better good otherwise I’ll have to make my own to fuck
>>578596378yeah speed'll do that
>>578596096Like, Queen looks good here. Like that skin-tight black outfit is really sexy looking.For some reason I can't pop a boner to her. She's just like, too much like my actual mom I think. My brain like auto-sorts Queen to the mom slot and no boners for me. This doesn't happen with Toriel. I don't know how to feel about this.
>>578596329it sounds cool but would a second dark world in the computer lab even spawn spamton iirc 4 said that how a dark world looks depends on who makes it >>578596426raly's probably the strongest in dr, desu
pink figma when
I want an Orange plush with chibbi slurring action
>>578596549You should let me fuck your mom.
>>578596378You deserve to feel bad.
My crack theory is that Berdly's comatose dead or alive state will let him comunicate with the voice in the code and he will manage to talk to it in Chapter 7B unused text (no, I don't know if there can be more than 1 unused text)
>>578596580I would actually be super fucking pissed if Pink got an nendoroid even though I'd still buy it anyway
>>578596378I feel like this off vyvanse and I become more sociable and lively on it
>>578593407Who should be raped more, anons or Kris?
http://poal.me/2682t7http://poal.me/2682t7http://poal.me/2682t7IMPORTANT POAL PLEASE VOTE
>>578596378
I want an Orange plush with thick plush wobblemeat (gained via eating too much of green's cooking and it all going to her ass)
i want to go out on a late night walk with kris, taking in the sight of fireflies twinkling amongst blades of grass, blown with the summer wind. i want to hear the rustle of leaves passing us by as we wander together. i want to hide under a tree with them to escape the rain. i want to watch it fall with them. i want the night forever branded into my mind, just the two of us alone in the natural beauty of this world. I love you, kris dreemurr.
>>578596601Literally, I doubt I would have any say in the matter of her love life. She'd probably be like "Sweety mommy has needs too. Now go play your games."If you think you can crack her, go for it.
>>578596784Yo ho Gaster you whore
>>578596784kill yourself
>>578596784yo ho gaster
>>578596448The starting dose is 30mg. This is actually a lot weaker than Adderall XR’s starting dose of 20mg. I should probably move down a dose.>>578596692I feel more rigid and over-focused on it, but it’s nice to get things done. It’s either getting things done or doing nothing. Sucks having to choose between those.
>>578596783Kris, anons must stay pure.
>>578596571A second computer lab dark world is unnecessary, the PuppetScarf is Spamton
>>578596995Thanks doggy
>>578596995Thank you based immunity dog
Can anyone post the screenshot of the post someone made in here that went something like "you've been very bad" and then cockvores everyone?
>>578597364i thought i was on /tf2g/ for a moment
>>578597228huh i thought the puppet scarf was spamton's puppet strings and not literally spamton's corpse
Toby Fox and Fangamer release a new merch item simply called "ORANGE". The product image on Fangamer is a broken .jpeg and there is no description. Those who are curious enough to order it (for the low low price of $34.99), then allow two weeks for shipping and handling, receive a beaten up shoebox with no return address on it. Inside the shoebox is a real rat that has been completely spray-painted orange, lying atop a torn bandana that is covered in rat hair and rodent droppings. Air holes were not cut into any of the shoeboxes, and every rat received is long dead and reeking horribly. Many of them are found to be carrying several communicable diseases. Fangamer takes the Deltarune page off of their website the next day.
Stupid fuckin poolhttps://poal.me/xq28t6
>>578596378>Emotionally distant. Unfeeling. Simply existing.This honestly sounds way more like a clinical depression than any vyvanse side effects. Maybe talk to your doc and try out anti-depressants? >>578597457lol, that's a good one
>>578597572>No option for 'none'Shit poll, will not participate
>>578597457picturing a lovely cardboard diorama of Flower Castle saying "It's So Human!" with a decaying rat in the center
Why aren’t lightners allowed to have plushies and similar merch? What is Toby getting at
>>578597812Autism
>>578596783Toby already raped me
>>578597812lightners are people too and objectifying them is problematic
https://youtu.be/B7AzKJtG8Pw
>>578597572>6 shitty options that are either threadshitter spam topics or unfunny memesvs>good ralsex with no strings attachedwhat was the point of this poll
>>578597416I know exactly the post you're talking about because it's my favorite fucking post. But the archive is showing as down for me rn so I can't get it...It was something along the lines of "my cock grows to gargantuan proportions and sucks in all shippers like a vacuum cleaner", when the archive comes back you should be able to find it that way
>>578597812Blablabla directly related to his autistic vision for the game blablabla supposed to tie into escapism and the ways people interact with fiction blablablablabla the Lightners are supposed to come across as the "real people" in that equation even though the game wants to keep reminding you that it's a game blablablublublablulabubu having Lightner merch outside of their presence on shirts and the HERO_WHATEVER figures would directly contradict that point or whatever bleblabloblublublabla
lightners not being able to be sold makes it sound like Toby thinks they're on a plane of existence above darkners which is not very woke of him
Wow its so weird the Knight showed up right when Kris reached the age of consent, whatever could it mean
>>578597625I thought it was depression, but as the vyvanse wears off, my emotions come back a bit. I think the dose is slightly too high and that’s it. Still feels better than Adderall XR.It’s kind of impacting my love for Deltarune, which sucks… I feel worn out on everything a little bit, but I will persist. I have to, I guess.
I'm just saying if the simulation slop theories end up correct, Toby better have a good ass reason not to make lightner plushies because "they're heckin real" doesn't cut it when you go out of your way to say none of them are even diegetically real
You guys get upset at the lack of lightner plushes like you’re gonna buy any of them
>>578596061Based
>>578594447Sorry anon I couldnt understand you with Tobys little white meat in your mouth
>check last thread>54 (You)sall me
Do you ever wonder if Toby's gonna wait until 2029 to release chapter 7 for "11 hours or 11 years" to match?
Which Deltarune character has the sloppiest kisses?
>>578598234toby wants to write the script himself. he only knows english and japanese this is a very autistic decision on his part but it's his game and we're all playing it and enjoying it so whatever
the angel's heaven is turning all the lightners into marketable plushies and fangamer will have a massive merch update afteer chapter 7 drops
>>578598184The last piece of Deltarune merch I saw got period blood poured on it.
I never really understood plushesI'm too embarrassed to display them because they have shitty proportionsPlushies should get as much off model discourse as r34 hyper boob stuff doesGive me a godamn on model figurine you fucking cock sucker
Omocat didn't refuse to make plushies of the Real World charactersOmocat was fine with turning literal manifestations of Sunny's trauma into plushiesWhy can't Toby be more like Omocat
>>578598172picmix.com
cute...
>>578598325I really do think Deltarune's fever dream ending will be something like all the cast getting turned into life action toys or some shit.
Why do the faggots at rule34 do this thing where they will tag an image under hairy pussy but then you look at the image and the "hairy pussy" in question just has 3 single hairs above the slit while the rest is clean shaven?Pondered the fave
>>578598347I like my Hollow Knight plushes because they have pretty good proportions to what they have in the game.But yeah I get you. I want the Tenna bendy figure over the plush because the Tenna bnendy toy feels like a far better representation of what he looks like from the game.
>mfw Kris lampchapter 5 is the only chapter with failed memes
>>578598465wrong and bricked
Why are the lighteners banned from having merch when the UT cast can have as much merch as they want? Are they secretly darkeners, too?
Deltarune has a lot of genuine problems to criticize but like 90% of the criticism I see is the result of people overanalyzing a game for months/years that normal people think about for a few hours after finishing at most.
>>578598456I also bought the Tenna bendy figure because the plushie looks way too wonky. But even so the pushie is growing on me
>>578598560To emphasize when Toby rips of Mother 3's ending.
>>578598387Toby had a panic attack at the thought of Kris and Susie plushes filling landfills
>>578596990You should get on your hands and knees and beg your mom to fuck me.
>>578598321>noelle probably kissed kris at some point or they used one another to 'practice'/imitate dess and asriel. also, maybe, kissed catti out of pity. too obsessed with kissing "properly" to be sloppy besides, 3/10 on the sloppy scale >kriswants to slobber all over the other person's face like a dog despite being a good kisser otherwise, 10/10>ralseikissless virgin but he doesn't want to get messy or make who he's kissing uncomfy. However he might definitely become overenthusiastic (if he's really into it) and forget himself, 6/10 >susie it's susie she's likely never kissed anybody but it's unlikely she'll be too adverse to slopping so 7/10
>>578598594
my actual assumption is that the lightners are going to be in very different positions at the end of the story and Toby doesn't want people feeling they wasted money on a character who developed into something they might not like anymore
>>578598439people are so autistic about porn and tagging. there's stuff on there tagged as [fave] and [fave] is just in the background not even getting sexual
>>578598634No.
>>578598387Toby should be more like Omocat in that he should be a female shotacon. More games should be made by female shotacons.
>>578598072Age of consent in hometown is 13 just like in Japan
>>578597995Toby would kill Ralsei brutally and tell you not to care about it
>>578598560the underground is a dark world and all the monsters in it are dustners, yes
>>578598594>lmao i'm gonna make it look like this weird goner guy is selling onionsan's corpse for shock humor when he didn't actually do that>THE HOMETOWN BUTCHER!? HOW IS TOBY GONNA EXPLAIN THIS IN 2 MORE CHAPTERS!? IT'S ANOTHER MYSTERY BOX HE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO US IN PAINSTAKING DETAIL NOW!!! HE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN FRIEND!!!!
>>578598769Was that ever really true or is that only technically true like how the federal age of consent in the US is 12? I think they passed a law that changed the age of consent to 16 but I'm unsure if that actually changed anything or if it was just to make the country look better.
>>578598753Amen
>>578598720interesting and optimistic thought. i'm thinking he just knows if lightner plushies drop at the end of the game that's going to be a lot of $$$$$ coming in as everyone rushes to buy them after pining for them for years
>>578598739I would imagine incorrect tagging drives the autistic gooners up the wall because it makes it much harder to find the things they're actually looking for, I can understand disliking when tags are done shittily
>>578598674Nice analysis, thank youI would let Kris slobber all over my faces
change is so scary said fave
I would buy a Noelle plushI love reindeer
I wanted to write some low quality (you) bait but forgot what it was...
>>578598870It was the same situation as the US where every prefecture had their own laws that made the age higher and the federal one was irrelevant.
>>578598624deltaruined muh loife
>>578599056BOO
>>578598839That's a pretty 'gore
>>578598426Earthbound does have the kids turned into robots
>>578599101my memories...
>>578598674ough kralsei sloppy makeouts (this is a subtle reference to something)
>>578597456He transforms from the Puppet Scarf if you have it on the normal route in chapter 3
>Susie is referred to as a King but no one says Susie is transgender
>>578599115Not every State in the US makes it higher and there are child marriages still happening
>>578599154kek loser
>>578598674and burgle doesn't know how to kiss because him beak
>>578598387Actual autism but not the fun kind
>>578599404The kind that makes me feel like a monster that everyone wants to get rid of?
orange's unimpressive wobblemeat
Fave was laid off last week after several years of wagedom
>>578599308I imagine the puppet scarf isn't SUPPOSED to be Spamton transformed but Toby was like "but then people won't be able to see the quirky WOAHWHATTHEMAMAMIA funnies if they beat SNEO the other way" and compromised his original vision to make the easter egg more accessible
>>578596378>>578597134>>578598081>>578599063>>578599332Only bad posts award
>>578599479She's a perfect handful
>>578599521Fave should murder their boss and company CEO for this
>>578599321Mtf trannies are more retarted than ftm trannies
Anniversary of an Uninteresting Wobblemeat
>>578599575proof?
>>578599308i didn't even remember that but that was just his homolust for t*nna bringing him to life again
I want to be this Tenna.
>>578599525Its really funny there’s like a half dozen instances of this and people pretend otherwise
>>578599521did you get a raise or any sort of pension because i've also had layoff fears lately but it seems silly because all of the above has happened whispered fave
>>578598720Makes no sense when you can buy merch of the trans plant titan
>>578599637Asgore is genuinely a blight on flowery art. Ugly fucking shitty bastard is begging to be cropped out
>>578599736i liked this artist but they're an ocseifag and now i feel betrayed
>>578599791Flowery is a fake sexy character so Asgore is better than him.
>>578598870Yes until like 2003 or so, but its not even enforced there are JK child prostitutes everywhere and the national soccer team has yakuza gang rapists
ralsei bullying orange by smothering her with his nuts
>>578599846Tell me this sexy is fake, say it to his face
>>578599873ralsei doesn't like kids in this way or any other ways i seem to remember him bitching at lancer too
>>578599795enslave all yumeshippers to 10000 years of making art that I want them to make
>>578599321No one wants a downs syndrome retard to represent them
>>578599737ralsei is a one note gagshit character and should not be considered for the purposes of this discussion
>>578599920Mr. Flowery, you are fake sexy and also a rapist. You should be in jail.
>>578599795What's the OC?
>>578599946did you misquote perhaps
>>578600007Get flushed Flowturd!
>>578600007Him being rapey is such a fun quality mixed with his goofiness
>>578598674i really think Kris would be an incredibly reserved and self-aware kisser, like a 1/10 on the scale
>>578599678No but they did send me a new computer 15 days before letting me go lol. Severance is nice at least. I hope I find something better but right now I'm a vegetable and I'm done replaying Deltarune so I have no idea what to do
>>578600029no but yume also implies ocs that aren't self-inserts
Oh god did he find a new personality to get angry at
I think the 7b website moved by 0.00001 pixels
god just imagine grabbing kris's neck and they give you this look, i need to see fear in their eyes so badly
>hey susie how d'ya like my cut?
>>578599791I could not disagree more and would even go so far as to be confused why you even like Flowery in the first place when his own fave and primary driving force of existing is Asgore
Flowery isnt rapey enough. If he was even a little rapey to kris my dick would be rubbed raw from beating off
>>578600021you know, that popular theory that ralsei is just kris' fursona or ideal self or something that'd be lame considering ralsei's entire arc is being his own person >>578600115i didn't know that but even knowing it i'll confess your joke has still flown over my head
>>578599873It's all fun and games until Green comes in with empanadas and Orange's formerly harmless, almost-tickly punches become terrible testicular trauma
>>578600146berdly confirmed
>>578600181Flowery stands on his own as a character greatly without asgore
faves unwashed, smelly, crusty genitals...
>>578600220it's not a joke I just hate yumeshippers and they should be forced to draw the things that I like
>>578600090why? to me kris has violent tendencies and a reputation for doing crazy asocial shit
>>578599525I don't think Toby gives a shit about that because the Devilsknife, Jevilstail, and Dealmaker all have exclusive easter eggs so he probably doesn't care about making those accessible. Hardly anyone gets the PuppetScarf anyway.
Ralsei posts on /r/childfree and /r/antinatalist
>>578600326yumes are better than krishippers because i don't have to hear them whining about being cucked all the time
>>578600357NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN’ ABOUT HOOOOWEEEE!!!
Toby please... make Dess a human with piss yellow skin who's actually Kris's biological sibling. And Kris Holiday was given to the Dreemurrs for not getting along with Dess. It would be very very funny.
may your fave be your guiding key
>>578600326ehhh kinda respect because i'm not fond of self insertion either but also kinda lame... they're not hurting anybody...>>578600391kek
>>578599976This
>>578600298Bratty washes!!!!
>>578600127My king!
ralsei will have my children and his hatred of them will magically evaporate
>>578600090wheres that comic where Dess punches Kris in the mouth
>>578600357Two rapists competing for who can rape the best.
ughhh god oh fuck kris that horrible day oh my god bruh that shit was crazy
>>578600151Noelle...
>>578599791buh buh BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>578600283His entire fucking existence and motivation is related to Asgore, he's literally Asgore's flower emulating the personality of Asgore's best friend and trying to supplant Agore's family and personal relationships
>>57860032699% of them are already forced to draw the yaoi art you like
>>578600220I don't know, Kris is ABSOLUTELY the kind of freak who'd want to fuck an ideal version of himself, or stab it, which is why all their dialogue options switch between those two.
>>578600298UntrueHe takes care of himself to always be presentable and smell nice
>>578600428If the vessel was the original mc there is a real chance kris was originally a holiday. It would recontextualize the noelle relationship drama in a very funny way
>>578600727premium slab of fuckmeat
>>578600625
>>578600498Men self insert as Kris
>>578600428That would be fucked up because then Dess would have had sex with her biological theybling.
>>578600774orange is a what!?
Kris Gonermaker was a 10-year-old child who was killed during a 70-minute attachment therapy session performed by four unlicensed therapists, purported to treat reactive attachment disorder. The treatment, during which Gonermaker was suffocated, included a rebirthing script. She was held in a warm bathtub to represent a womb and told to free herself while four adults used their hands and feet to push down on Kris' body, drowning her.
oh kris im sorry but as you know the prophecy requires me to use my magic to shrink you down and vore youdon’t worry though i’ll eat a big slice of cake to keep you company in there! should slow down digestion too~(licks kris)w-wow you really do taste like a blueberry >///< well here we go, ready or not
>>578600220>>578600731I'd believe it if kris and ralsei were at all similar personality wise. Kris is a self-conscious weirdo but I never got the vibe they didn't like their personality
>>578600809And all those that do are very annoying whiny little bitches
>>578600428>>578600769It makes no sense at all. The fuck are you guys smoking now?
>>578600848Orange is a goonbaiting ona-bitch begging to be filled with human fapslime. Her disproportionate fuckhams are designed for rough handling by human cock-graspers. Her spunk-hole is going to be gaped by human raperods.
>>578600848premium slab of fuckmeat
Toby writes like he’s trying to clipfarm in text form.
>>578600127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnB9pwkkeyg
>>578600731i can see that but i also feel the polarity of ralsei options is more >ralsei (vaguely) resembles kris' mother and brother, so it's complicated >kris probably understands ralsei is in a similar situation (shady and up to something), so it's complicated >kris knows or believes that a relationship with ralsei is absolutely not possible due to his plans, so it's complicated >kris totally wants ralsei's ass and is purposely giving the player options like behead ralsei vs hold ralsei's hand so they pick the lighter option
>>578600947tranny
>>578600947>self insertion isn't that bad but GOD FORBID a man do itthere is none more oppressed than the male Deltarune fan.
>>578600848An ugly rat
>>578601035That's called being pithy.
>>578601117It’s a pithy of shit if you ask me.
>>578601067>>578601069>Proving my point
>>578600946>Kris is a self-conscious weirdo but I never got the vibe they didn't like their personalitythis is also a good point and same
>>578601069I wish the dumb foid deltarune fans would stop cunt-rubbing to yaoi and pin me down and rape me for their own sexual satisfaction.
I am DoomguyI am Gordon Freeman I am Kris DreemurrI am.... a gamer!
>>578600701well yeah but asgore is lame and flowery's interactions with asgore aren't fun
corrective rape from bratty & catty
>>578601195what point? you stated your opinion, and obviously i'm not going to change it. all you said is that you don't like a demographic
Sometimes Fave goes on r/TwoXChromosomes and reads the women talking about all the bad experiences with men they have and the studies about the misogynistic views majorities of young men hold and feel bad about Fave’s self for being a man
>>578601265I haven't seen the gay kris self inserters complain all that much, or at all really
>>578600947You're ignoring the homosexual ones
>>578601329You're doing exactly what they want you to do and you're also doing something that will make you commit suicide.
>>578601267Doomguy could probably kill Gaster ezpz
>>578600701He is his own person and has his own personality which is an enjoyable one even though I don’t care for the person he aims to please.
>>578601329most of the posters on that subreddit do not in fact have two x chromosomes
>Normal route Ends with Kris apologizing to Susie for everything, and sitting down like they're at the lake as the world is destroyed by the roaring>Weird routeEnds with Kris finally telling Noelle they love her as the code for the game is deteriorating, mirroring sky's forever blue. Save data is deleted once this ending has been seen >Twisted routeEnds with Kris addressing the Player directly, apologizing for forcing them in to this adventure and making us take the blame for everything when really, this is what Kris wanted to do all along, they were just too cowardly to act on their real desires, and were using us as a way to have agency in their life again. Kris thanks us for watching their dream, and then slowly fades away in to the darkness
>guy draws male oc holding noelle in the lake>downvoted to hell on e621yumes are at least 2000% more oppressed than kriserters ever will be
>>578601329Typical tranny
>>578600618ralsei lashing out during labor that this is all your fault and firegraving you in the delivery room
>>578601329on the internet people are more likely to vent about bad things and not share the good stories. i remember when i was deep into my incel phase i would cry about women online even as, irl, several women in my life were near and dear to me and had helped me out. it's just how it goes
>>578601329You let the delusional whining of retarded people make you feel guilty for being a moid?
>>578601321I don't like the guys that self insert into kris because all they do is bitch and moan, yesI don't think I've seen a demographic in this fandom be as whiny as them in specific
>>578601056I think it's Kris knowing that Ralsei's the biggest threat to The Plan due to all his knowledge he hides and trying to keep him at an arms' lengths but the oedipus complex is too big for him to not want the fluffy ass.>>578600946Fursonasei may seem logical, but the fact that not a SINGLE personality trait that's distinctly Kris' slips through the cracks in the slightest makes it increasingly harder to believe as we see more and more of Ralsei's personality and he comes into his own.
>>578601463Truth roaring
>>578601463i've noticed that if you just draw an oc fucking a character nobody cares but if it's a tender scene or something that has happened in canon (and you're replacing that canon character with your own) it causes a lot of anger which i do understand, honestly
I wish we lived in a world where Deltarune's romance never progressed passed chapter 1
>>578601463male ocs are always cringe.
>>578601409Yeah? I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying that his own personality is intrinsically linked to the person he aims to please. His nature is to love Asgore
This is almost certainly not canon but its still cute as heck
>>578600998Post made by Noelle>>578601076Post made by Ralsei
>>578601475he can just use revive song on me it's fine
>>578601598Ok, you have been replying to me for no reason then
>>578600990I'm not 100% on it but I feel like some major prophecy role swapping happened. The shadow crystal dialogue and the weirdness surrounding noelle are the crux of it. Noelle is the original girl, and quite literally the vessel's (our) soulmate, which lets the weird route happen like it does.If the last prophecy is the girl dying, it'd make sense why her sister and childhood friend would conspire to fuck things up, namely by sliding the town bully into her spot.
>>578601416>true ending80% of the fandom kills themselves after realizing there's no ending where anyone survives and utg is the last remaining spot for the DR fandom.
There are pickme gay men who will seriously turn their life into a self flagellation ritual to apologize to the fujo women that hate men
why does ralsei hate children? is he jealous of their lack of responsibility and the unconditional love and acceptance they receive
>>578601117His shit writing’s pithing me off.
>>578601573As a Krusiefag (but not the self-inserting kind since I guess that's relevant right now), I agree
>>578601641this post is a pretzel
>>578600428Human dess sucks because it has her trying to be part of holidays with antlered headband when dess actually does everything to distance herself from them.Her whole room, calling herself dess instead of December and noelle elly.if noelle was missing instead of dess it would actually make more sense for missing noelle to be a human girl who wants to fit in with being a reindeer.
>>578601598Thats why he sucks as a character and I have no regret closing his fountain. Spamton and Tenna were actual 3 dimensional beings, Flowery is a plot device.
>>578601669That's a way better pun than the other guy.
>>578601581Are males ocs worse than direct self-inserts though?
>>578601463Deserved>>578601554Sex is just sex, but if you draw some random hazbin hotel oc marrying Ralsei, that's much closer to sacrilege than having basically everyone he knows fuck him in the butt.
>>578601484this
Fave instantly blocks any artist that draws 2B with a male that isnt 9S.
>>578601726Based
>>578601707You must have meant asgore is a plot device
Does Sans Deltarune also have a blue ghost cock or only Sans Undertale?
>>578601710Thank you
>>578601516>I think it's Kris knowing that Ralsei's the biggest threat to The Plan due to all his knowledge he hides and trying to keep him at an arms' lengths but the oedipus complex is too big for him to not want the fluffy ass.man... you know i just realized, if kris really does see ralsei as a threat, then they *could* be trying to trick ralsei/keep him under their thumb. e.g. the reason why kris never bothers to stop us from pushing him into like calling ralsei cute or agreeing that their happy ending is together is just one big honey trap strategy...that's still a cool dynamic but it makes me shake my head
They’re calling it the most forced meme of all time.
>>578601463I couldn't give a shit. Deltarune fans are stupid kids and trannies who overreact to everything
>>578601769i want him to irreversibly damage my butthole
>>578601919sad 'vke
>>578601801BASED
If Flowery had a voice line for "Jar-onahole!" it'd be interchangeable with Ja-Orange
>>578601581>>578601726Any and every oc and self-inserter is based regardless of gender this world needs more of that, I want people to be genuine and to express that through a medium as personal as art or writing can be, I highly respect thatBetter that than stripping a canon character off its personality just so you can use it like your play doll, doing this is actually cringe and makes the person doing that look like a coward
>>578601951>sad ukeRalsei?
>>578600701>supplantHehe
>>578601707>Tenna's nature is to yearn for a return to the shared past of the Dreemurr family and their attention>3 Dimensional!>Flowery's nature is to yearn for a return to Asgore's happier, simpler past and his affection in place of the family that he believes no longer deserve it>plot device!You wouldn't be capable of articulating why you believe what you do, memorize the phrase "I just don't like him as much" and use it next time you feel like making a retarded claim in this manner
>>578602000>Better that than stripping a canon character off its personality this would be poignant if you weren't replying to a comic that's dess x an oc. dess is the fandoms play doll
>>578602000>Better that than stripping a canon character off its personality just so you can use it like your play doll, doing this is actually cringe and makes the person doing that look like a cowardIf a character is meant to represent you as an demographic then doesn't that demographic matter more than the random man that wrote it? You could just as well say that the author is trying to strip you of your personality and make you his playdoll.
I want to be Dess's play doll.
>>578602053yeah...one of his tops is dead and the other is kris. that's so sad
>>578602076I'm happy someone noticed it...
Guys I think we're over thinking this. I just want to press my face against December's navel and inhale.
dess makes a mess in her dress
>>578602092>>578601707ladies, ladies. they're both plot devices and that's okay
Kralsei shippers self insert as Kris. Kress shippers self insert as Kris.
>Kralsei shippers self insert ahuuuuuh? Why did it suddenly get so dark? Wait a second is that a biG SHOE NONONONONNINOON PLEASEEEE DON'T SQUISH ME LIKE A LITTLE PATHETIC BUG AAAAAIIII--SPLAT
ralsei is the player's play doll and toby fox has cosigned it. you can even put him in a little dress and make him spin around...
I used to draw my edgy self-insert character with female characters I like. An edgy tortured boy who loves rape but is loved regardless and gets lap pillows and kisses only from the girls I love most. I don't do that anymore because I was laughed at.
>>578602436this happened to orange
>>578602498why were you showing that stuff to anybody little guy
>>578602152>If a character is meant to represent you as an demographic And who is this character supposed to be? I rarely see anyone use the SOUL to represent themselves
I want to live in hometown...
>>578602092zzzzzzzz
>* What's good my "niggas"?>* (Kris, did I say that right? Why are they looking at me like that?)
>>578602572>I rarely see anyone use the SOUL to represent themselvesour whiteboards?
Fave has 40 dollars to her bank account and no job and rents due and is using their deadname to try and fix thisFaves face permanently looks like Kris Deltarune about to suffer a stress induced stroke
>>578602594everybody is looking at her with respect
>>578602572I'm referring to any character like if the author makes a strawman of black people
green's succulent and delectable backplatter~
>>578602632just stop paying rent
>>578602685
nuberts horrible wretched shitpipe
>>578602092I am suddenly reminded of how at the release of chapter 3 several autists were bitching about Tenna being pointless because they thought his only purpose was to bait fujos
>>578602307I think you use that term too freely. The Knight is the closest thing to a plot device in Deltarune in that it's literally an existence prophesied to cause conflict for the heroes without resolution. Tenna and Flowery both have believable motivations, and they don't really move the plot forward; very notably in Chapter 3,Tenna stalls the heroes before the Knight crashes in, removes him, and brings events back in motion.
Saw some hs art for the first time in ages and forgot how much the knight really is just sauceless bec noir
>>578602870Its kinda fucked up that the Knight is fully aware that Kris can more or less kill a baby titan on their ownotherwise that entire sequence wouldve been a massive fuckup on their end if Kris just got evaporated
>>578603035I think Rory knows that Kris's soul is unbeatable
>>578602936>sauceless bec noirbec noir is sauceless bec noir. he becomes a joke after Cascade, which is a shame because he was really cool before and during it. Hussie had no fucking idea what to do with him post-Scratch... sad!
fave fucking looooooves custard but hates ice cream product
>>578603118Hussie had no fucking idea what to do with anything* post-ScratchAnd this was speaking purely aesthetically.
>>578603035>>578603115probably the only reason they haul ass like they do
>knight knows that kris would be fine against the titan>ralsei is holding back because he's a queer>susie is just getting thrashed along the rideThey are all raping her, and she doesn't even know.
fave fucking looooooves talking about utdr but hates conversation about homosuck
Fave has been burping a shitton recentlyIs fave gonna die a horrific death
stop stealing my posta
>>578601463Female audiences aren't even given an audience surrogate in most cases
>>578603240how can you hate the thing that made undertale deltarune
>>578603240Homestuck is more relevant for discussing than Skies Forever Blue is.
>>578603257i've been drinking a lot of fruit smoothies and that's been making me burp like hellyou're probably fine
*Sees unattended posta and steals it*Heehee, finders keepers!
>>578602779I'll say this, because I'm not going to be able to cleanly say it to people who know me, and I need to get this off my chest. There is no reality on Earth where I end up on the street again. Do you understand? I do not exist in a world where I am homeless. If homelessness is the only option presented to me, I will take the only other option.
>>578603115dumbass knight doesn't even notice that they haven't hit (you) a single time and cocks their head when Kris gives the "wrap it up" cough signal
>>578603309this but unironically
>>578603240This
kiddo.... those posts had familys..
>>578603309They're both retarded and equally as irrelevant
threatening ralsei with pregnancy during sex
I only know Undertale because of Earthbound and TouhouThis is the only game I like that isn't Japanese
>>578603357I love this stupid smug idiot so much. They suck.
>>578603285define most cases. there absolutely is a substantial amount of female audience surrogates depending on the media and whether or not it's marketed to or for women, the same way mahou shoujo or a romance novel or something isn't going to have a male audience surrogate MC. hell, i recall YA novels being all female audience surrogate MCs because of the precedent set by the Hunger Games. not that they're any good
>>578603536
Fave used a new shampoo today and it left their roots smelling nice and feeling soft and silkyFave is happy
>>578603539Videogames and internet spaces where yaoi and male OCs are the expected norm
>>578603740Can i sniff it until i fall asleep?
>>578603801Are you gay?
>>578601726Yes. Dont post this garbage pnline for the public, keep it in the closet. Keep your closet in the closet
I haven't washed my hair in years but it's clean and doesn't smell.
>>578603841Negative.
>>578603357What I got from that is that the Knight is actually super competitive and needs to be reminded to do it's job if it gets too lost in the heat of the moment
>>578602000every oc-fag and self inserter needs to burn in hell and then be publicly flayed
>>578603984Spamton...
>>578603285Fate/Stay Night has bothMale audience surrogate is autistic and is always one step away from killing himself Female audience surrogate is a genius who has to take pity on the autistic boy
>>578603841NTA, if you're cute enough who cares?
>>578602632apply for the capital one savor card with 0% apr for 15 months and pay your rent with that. Just pay the minimum balance of $25 every month
>>578604069I just wanted to knowI'm not cute either
>>578601726Is this supposed to be cringe? Because i rolled around twice with this and will now supplement with manga god i love romance
>>578604158Sounds like something a cute anon would say.
I only use water for my hair and only every other day
Skies Forever Blue and Halloween Hack combined contain the entire plot of Deltarune
>>578604009Most well adjusted anon
i've been using baby soap for my hair for the majority of my life
>>578604009Kris...
If you won’t depict yourself photo accurately with your fave, you’re a pussy.
Deltarune is like if Batman got real.
I really dislike Unrelated because Dirk feels like a self insert OCalso I hate green
Kris feels like a self-insert OC
>>578604184It's cringe because it's a man that really thinks a woman will ever love him for who his is rather than the character he plays for her.
>>578601726Just made an account to downboat this disgusting trash
yumes really are the most oppressed of all...
>>578604132>encouraging anon to rack up 5 digit debt that will reach their limit and add 1/5 of the entire balance as interest once the intro period is overThats assuming their limit would even cover a 6 month lease let alone a year
>>578604501They're call yumes, when really they should be called youcants.
I want to self insert my peengaus into anon
>>578604549Seething esl-kun...
What's a yume?
>>578603746>internet spaces where yaoi and male OCs are the expected normIt's not like there are male audience surrogates in spaces for yurifags... this is just the nature of the interest. Yurifags like their things with no men, Yaoifags like their things with no women, and it's not going to change for anyone because that's how it has been. I don't think it should change, either, and I think that if anyone wants it to change, they should create such a thing.>VideogamesWork hard on providing the industry with capital so that you'll be pandered to as a demographic, foids of the world. I really think this is a borderline non-existent concern in 2026 when representation is fairly good and progressive, but I'm not a woman and I don't play many modern games, so what do I know. Hornet Silksong was coolgif related: me shrugging nonchalantly
Dess IS my self insert OC to molest Kris
I love looking at his smile before I try to sleep
>>578604543If you cant figure out how to make money in a year and a half just live with a low credit score
>>578604919Please be a woman.
>>578604184I'll take it over the normalized ugly bastard
>>578605005I don't even think ugly bastards are supposed to be a self insert
>>578603169custard is so good, frozen or fresh
What's up with the number 74?
>>578604767Short for Yumejoshi
I much prefer /ss/ written by women because they give the shotas actual personalities and cuter faces instead of being boring bland self inserts, said HolidayGirl1225
>>578605126Name five, please.
ladiesman217 says: your all gay
>>578605107also for yumedanshi.
>>578604427i think he knows dess holiday isn't real and thus isn't an evil hypergamous diddy foid. that's the whole point
yumeshutupnow
*braaaap*cant sleep
>>578605605fave would say this
>>578605068I think they are
>>578605605Pink...
>>578605605which characters would unironically do thishard mode: dont mention susie
>>578605068>>578605673I think it's in the eye of beholder.
>>578605761Spamton, queen and lancer
>>578605761Lancuh
>>578605126/ss/ is hot dogshit they never do anything interesting. I need that boy in a chastity caged, starved, punched directly in the stomach, forced to piss himself, broken nose, Her name carved on his inner thigh with shaving razors. I need that 6 year old to be the example image for Gauze
>>578605761TitanRalseiCattiCattyBrattyStep on Water guy
>>578605761toriel
My Umamusume run is bricked...
>>578605761umm uhhhh s-susie
>>578605878lancuhput your mp3 player away lancuhi'm not listing to your splat sfx collection again lancer
>>578606027Eggs-over-easy-mode-anon...
>>578605898eww, this is a diddy foid general, not an epstein cannibal general
>>578605898>I need that boy in a chastity caged, starved, punched directly in the stomach, forced to piss himself, broken nose, Her name carved on his inner thigh with shaving razors.Only the cage and the punch are based, the rest is cringe.
I jacked off to the strippers in New Vegas when I was 13. Specifically the one's with the tape crosses on their boobs.
Would Dess carve her full name into Kris or just draw a Christmas tree or something
>>578605473heh
>>578605898The fantasy is believing foids are anything but evil and cruel
>>578606370Canon Dess would do neither.Fanon Dess would write "Dess" on Kris's penis and the christmas tree on their left butt cheek
>>578606306>Pink t-girl>New Vegastoo easy
>>578606271>epstein cannibal That's what every fujo is like because they hate men
>>578606419The sweetest foid in the world could be the meanest foid in the world, if you make her that way
>>578606370Dess would have Kris open a Fountain with herGive Kris her batAnd tell Kris to beat the darknersSometimes, she would beat Kris too
>>578606517>>578606419What is your beef with women?
>>578606475Canon Dess would beat Kris with a sack of oranges
Fave doesn’t understand what makes something take up a lot of CPU compared to Memory (Fave was emulating on Xemu earlier (Fave has also never seen anything take up a lot of Disk or Network?))
>>578606589i think anon has one of those being yelled at fetishes
Tennaids woke up
>>578606656Oh
>>578606656Someone should tell him that anons calling you retarded isn't as sexy as woman commanding you to eat her pussy in real life.
>>578606589>>578605898You're the one writing this shit
Rudy is monster-latino so Dess beat Kris with slippers
>>578606727*shits on u*
>>578606753Rudy is Chinese.
>>578606638CPU is taken up by processes that need the processor, you can hear it and feel the heatMemory is taken up by memory processes, usually inaudible and chill, probably textures idk
>>578606271Epstein was lame too because he was purely a businessman burning nepo money. He didnt have true pedophile soul. He got harder over fnaf porn than the 17 year olds he was trafficking
One thing I don't understand... is Kris also sabotaging the plan he has with the Knight?I mean, in chapter 3 the plan was to open the dark fountain in his house and the Knight taking Toriel but then he stabs the wires so Toriel calls Undyne to come.
>>578606727Wrong, and this thread and a few others has had anon(s) get particularly uppity regarding women to an abnormal point, hence the question
>>578605126Holidaygirl1225 is noelle not dess
Man hating fujos fetishize gay relationships in a way that they expect gay men to carry out their violent fantasies against men
>>578606875What?
>>578606854>women who regularly write about violence against gay men
>>578606792If Rudy was Chinese, he wouldn't be in the hospital, he would be at home treating his cancer with warm water and grass
I dont break his toes because I hate him. I cut his wrists because his tears make me love him
>>578606816FNAF porn was just the OP of the threadHe was linking to a Overwatch Mercy post in it which is significantly less funny
>>578606816Pinkpedos are too predictable
>>578606816Dear lord mewfags not sending their best
I can't post a video, but what was with Flowery's animation when Asgore's documents get blown away?
goon night my /utg/ooners <3
>>578606832We don't know for sure if Toriel was the goal. All that technically had to happen was the lord of screens being cleaved by red. I doubt it matters and getting Undyne out while she showed up is probably more convenient than doing a police station fountain or something
>>578606965Foids are fucked in the head
>>578606832makes me wonder about if Kris and Sans actually already know each other, cause if the knight was aiming for Toriel at the church in chapter 4 then Sans is the reason why she wasn't there. there's also the fact that you can ask Sans about his brother, which is sus if all choices are stuff Kris would say
>>578606854Theyre not gonna let you eat their pussies, bro
>>578606832If kidnapping Toriel was the goal, the Knight could have used the bubble they used on Asgore to take both her and Undyne. The beam was for something else.
>>578607206Anons in this general are so utterly brainwashed that they'll defend violent pedophilia for feminism
>>578607206no this homosexual schizophrenic is definitely having some kind of episode cause some people are mean to tenna or some shit
I would like another video of Tenna getting period blood dumped on him
>>578607206Neither are the homosexuals going to get any dick, broSo what's the next step in this weird sex war you have in your mind?
SINCE I LAID MY EYES ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUSKIES HAVE BEEN FOREVER BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
things i luv:>kiddos>friskies>chawas>krissies
>>578607472Said by the man hating fujo
skies forevER POOOOOOOOO
>>578606832I don't think taking Toriel was ever part of the plan, anon. The Knight has been certainly demonstrated to be capable of taking Toriel in that situation, and there's little reason to think they couldn't have incapacitated Undyne before doing so. It seems that the Knight was busy with whatever that fuckin' beam was doing to Toriel and then decided that continuing was less important than taking Undyne alive. Tenna was instructed to keep Toriel asleep, which may help explain why they didn't simply kidnap her-- the beam's effect may have required that Toriel was asleep.Alerting Undyne may have been Kris' intervention. Though, it's tough to say whether Kris would be willing to go against the Knight. We know too little about the Knight to say whether they could have been wise to or clueless about any circumvention of their plans by Kris. Of course, Kris is a "cheater," likes playing their own games, wants to be a "big shot." I imagine they'd want to exercise their own control over their situation where they can.
>>578607762thank you for smelling my dream
>>578607762*sniiiiiiIIIIIIIIFFFFGGGHHHHHH* hou~~~
I’m a fujo and I love gay men. It’s yaoi but real, pretty cool stuff
>>578606589inter-gender anxiety on 4chan is high and this general has an outspoken female population, meaning people with baggage are going to run wild when they need to resolve an emotional imbalance or something. for what it's worth i've noticed a specific poster who can't keep themselves from seething about Men And Related Subjects when the topic arises, this is par for the general's course. unfortunately. would that we weirdos on the internet could hold hands and frolic amongst flowers instead of fighting
>>578607153>>578606832yeah capturing people isnt in the prophecy, the goal seems to be to grab specific people immediately after their portion of the prophecy is completed. Since The Chapter 3 section only specified Tenna and not Toriel/Undyne, it's very likely that the prophecy wouldnt break or protect either of them from being captured. And in Chapter 5, Asgore is only kidnapped after the dark fountain is closed and the prophecy is technically completed, since the adventure was over by that point.
>>578607883You think real gay men are about putting on a show to humiliate themselves for you
>>578607724That's your next step? Doubling down on your schizo? How has that been working out?
>>578607994Nah
>>578607886Ahh, our pacifist's root...
>>578608037Loving them when they bash their faces bloody on the pavement for your amusement
>>578608104Nah
>>578607886It's important to remember that a high volume of posts in a thread are made by an active minority of posters, which includes the schizos
>>578608104I mean itd be pretty cool if you hurt yourself for me and the pavement is better than the bathroom wall tile I suppose
>>578608104Not that anon but I love HURTING people because it makes my cock feel VERY tingly (and my muscles ough yeah my big meat muscles I feel those kinetic tremors all in my bod oh yeah ooga booga)
>>578608039Unreal Ted but I think dark souls messaging systems permanently rewired the way I type things on the internet
The most a woman can see gay men as is about them getting back at men
>>578607315Its alright if youre defending it for pure love of the game
try my diarhhea! suckle it up!
>>578607315Not True! Feminism is cool, but I defend violent Pedophelia for the sake of Violent Pedophelia!
Why did this conversation become about fujoshi when the original post was about straight shota?
>>578608272You have no other reason for defending it
>>578606634I could honestly see that
>>578608104what are you actually talking about? hurt/comfort fanfics? this is not a real problem
>>578608345this is what people warned you about with 5g
>>578607472The homo superiors arent white knighting, retard
>>578608407>homo superiorsFrom X-Men?
>>578608384You're a fujo who wants men to hurt other men for your amusement
>>578608449Your bait is pathetic
I love how peoples first reaction to Groomer Dess theory is to assume it's a joke and then go "That's not funny, why are people pushing this meme so hard?" Like their brain literally cannot comprehend the idea of a Deltarune character being a bad person so they have to assume everyone is doing a big bit
>>578608495Can you call me pathetic instead?
>>578607886The way that fujoshi women fetishize gay men is legitimately fucking evil
>>578607886For what its worth, thats equally as annoying on the flip side, i havent seen those posts, but i have seen the posts om talking about>yeah you know the internet That also doesnt really protect them from being called retarded and being told to fuck off, they can have their melties elsewhere
>>578608437the creature on the cover of Diamond Dogs
got a family size chocolate bar from the storewhat the authorities don't know, however, is that I am the family :)
>>578608449I’m not a fujo but this describes me when I see Tasquebrap slurping up Doomer
>>578608449I am not a fujo and I want to watch any configuration of genders hurt each other for my amusement
Will Toby let Pluey and Mew Mew interact?
>>578608695Well they already fucked that one time on the whiteboard
>>578608250try fingerbut whole
>>578608104>>578608449>>578608549Is your fave Kris by any chance?
The older kid that physically abuses you and shows you spicy videos you're too young too watch, however could this be interpreted as grooming?
>>578608730That was pre chapter 5 so it's not canon anymore
>>578608509same fandom that equates freezing 5 darkners and 1 guy with literally ending the world
I sure do hope some fat fuck isn't going to eat a family size bar on their own
>>578608407No instead they're attention starved, moron
>>578608737>fort, night>mist, or beast
>>578608609Tenna.........you're getting less than usual?
>>578608609*weird route jingle*
>>578608737don't give up, skeleton!
>>578608509I think it’s because Groomer Dess is just porn yummies from the people who ship schwarbage like Mac x Frankie
>>578608837Right because there are 200 posts every thread begging for cock alongside the 200 simps begging to eat nasty ass coochie. So true!
>>578608949How can you say this when Kress gets the best angsty art outside of Kriselle?
>>578608783You remind me of people from the 2000s who thought tsunderes bludgeoning their love interests with giant hammers was domestic vioence
>>578608958people post their cocks here without anyone asking pretty consistently actually I had to see tasquefags fucking penis
>>578608958The outrage is different when they churn out misogyny fetish porn
>>578609034I get the feeling this post wouldn't be made if the same situation played out today
>>578608958I would eat out faves nasty ass coochie
>>578608949Mac and Frankie is gem
>>578593318Why is Berdly going into the water? Is he a duck?
>>578609034When Toby wasnt ESL...
>>578609085That evolved to become more violent over time
>>578609228kris and noelle needed a third for the button puzzle
>>578608949The west was so starved for shota before the 2010s all we had was this cube kid
>>578609085You remind me of people who play Mouthwashing and are confused at the lack of warning signs about Jimmy
>>578607762skies forever glue
>women>compassionPick one
>>578609510I really like this Dess design too bad it's groomer shit
>KINDNESS>MIND>AMBITION>BRAVERY>VOICEPICK ONE.
wait so when kress is portrayed as rapey/coercive/abusive/all of the above am i the only one that self-inserts as krisis everyone else that's into that just women self-inserting as dessif so that's scary
>>578609731Mind
>>578609731bravery!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578609751>is everyone else that's into that just women self-inserting as dessSadly not.
>floods house in tears
>>578609490And thats why Kris is afab
>>578609702>I really like this Dess design too bad it's canon Dess behavior
Gaster, you cheeky rascal! You're supposed to be waiting in Chapter 7B, not playing Duskbloods!
>>578609510I raelly this groomer shit too bad it's this Dess design
>>578609751I dont self insert, I watch and enjoy the show. Are you unable to enjoy Aliens because you cant self insert as Ridley or Queen?
>>578609085The fact that Nagatoro became an anime is still wild
>>578609898>canon DessIf anything she's a violent asshole
>>578609860Abusive Kress would be controversial if Kris was afab
>>578609934Did Fromsoft make a switch exclusive soulslike?
>>578609934Gaster's evil fucked up experiment of making Duskbloods a Switch 2 exclusive
>>578609973You empathize with Ridley and see her perspective more than a random side character that dies with no dialogue
>>578609989>>578609085Dess did read a lot of violent "comics" (manga)
Mewmew's phosphorescent and lambent butthole~
>>578610091Thats not the same as self inserting, or have you been confused about Kris for the past 7 years
>>578610073yeah but it's more of a multiplayer game + lore like nightreign was so I'm kinda cool missing out
>>578610091is feeling empathy (a basic human emotion) self inserting to you. that's scary
If you feel bad for Lesser Dog when you have to kill him in genocide you're self inserting as him
>>578609393>an edgy horror game has rape in it>this means the funny cartoon adventure game must also have rape in it
>>578610221If you got bored of the same thing getting dragged out for years you wouldn't still be playing Deltarune.
>>578610404it's true i like elongating
When Susie pushes or jumps on top of Ralsei and he splats on the ground, that's abuse and she should be in prison
>>578610406Thata not what I said, want to try rereading it or do you need me to walk you through it champ?
>>578610221diarrhea wimpy kid...
>>578610426disgusting. worthless. reduce him to ashes.
>>578610474Yes, it is abuse.
>>578610426Did we ever figure out what this guy is meant to be
>>578610610bur? worm? no fucking idea it's the most perplexing one
mew mew's secret stash of white phosphorus
>>578610762mew mew those darkners were lightners what have you done
https://files.catbox.moe/wuha3v.mp4
>>578610870Based Grunkle Stan in the back
>>578610490The comparison is retarded because what counts as a warning sign in a grounded horror game has nothing to do with what counts as a warning sign in a game where characters crash their tricycles into other characters which causes them to explode. If Deltarune had the same tone as Mouthwashing then it would be reasonable to interpret Dess bonking Kris with a bat as a sign that she's a bad person, but it doesn't, so it's not.
>>578610870that looks fun I wish I went outside...
>>578610870imagine shooting this bitch up
>>578611172dude. imagine dragons.
>>578611209THAT'S TOO SCAIRY
>>578611056No one said the warning signs in both games are the same, just that both games have warning signs, you retard.
No homo but I love Ralsei and I wanna kiss him intensely
>>578610406Undertale had child murder suicide pacts
What does fave eat when they are depressed?
>>578611587
>>578611587italian beef and sausage combo extra dipped with mozzarella and marinara
>>578611673Aqua is biologically incapable of depression
>>578611587harboil egg
>The Roaring Knight at the end of Chapter 6
I hope susie goes super susie in chapter 6
>>578611587tv dinner
>>578611587I have a funny feeling fave starves themself when they're either depressed or stressed out (like I do)
I wish Ralsy would sing me lullabies as I fall asleep
>>578610406Deltarune already has rape in it
>>578612483Not enough
So how so Noelle fans feel about the latest Bleach episode?
>>578612023Are you sure?
>>578612623Noelle is the Orihime of Deltarune
>>578612623I don't watch bleach much after I pour it down the drains and toilet bowl
>>578611587usually just garbage and never a full meal because cooking takes the kind of effort you need to wake up with, otherwise food you'd like to eat wont even cross your mind
>>578610610its a type of bug
Deltarune sucks if you really think too hard about it
>>578613142like a champ
>>578613194kek
>>578612979That's why I'm asking
Silly doe! Get down from there!
>>578613120/utg/ only thinks about fancanon. not stuff thats in the video game, deltarune. that makes deltarune, good
>>578613281thanks jockington
why are all the deltarune theories post ch5 real bad? not standard CC grifter bad but actually worthless?
why are all of that anon's posts real bad? not standard /v/ grifter bad but actually worthless
>>578613418This statement is retarded, give one example. Fucking no child left behind policy reciever ass
Kriselle fans prefer BleachKrusie fans prefer One PieceIts impossible to be a Naruto fan and a Deltarune fan at the same time
>>578613557your videos suck, spookyfag
End the thread NOW
>>578613753Nah we got another 49 posts to go
ghost sexo
post any good theory created after chapter 5
>"Proceed">"Proceed">"Proceed">"Proceed"Where does it end? Where are we proceeding to?
>>578613619Kris is Ichigo and Susie is Rukia
>>578613970doe sex
>>578613797I always hated this thing. Then again, I never liked regular Noelle much either. Guess it fits that Toby made it vaguely canon-adjacent in 4.
>>578613970Worlds' edge. Were you not paying attention?
>>578613970The end, nothing more or less
>>578613970Nowhere. There is no point aside from seeing what happens
>>578613868Ralsei is going to crash out and say some shit that will cause a conflict with sus
>>578614037Vaugely? She is just that character. The other shit you're seeing is just a mask, Noelle at her happiest is a corny motherfucker
>>578613797god i wish i wasn't such an immature autistic retard in the late 2000si wish i could go back and experience them properly
Why are people begging that Deltarune be a generic and boring RPG?
>>578613868Kris is AFAB, but this isn't so much a theory as just a reading of the text.Which means the prophecy might also recognize them as a potential spot for "The Girl" once they are no longer The Cage
>>578614294post one example
>>578614219Fair enough. Guess I just hate her in general.
>>578614345RPG Maker games
>>578609916>>578609797Frisk tops
>>578614436ToT
>>578614139Why do you think there's going to be no point? That'd be stupid. It's as stupid as wishing the game berate you for your choices directly. You WILL get something, it just might not be what you want. But you will get something out of it. The prophecy will hold, and there will be a prince from the dark waiting to receive you.
>>578614184nothing points to this at all. shes going to murder kris when the knight collab comes out>>578614306also a chapter 4 theory
>kris is taking noelle to MANCOUNTRY>another male space invaded by a woman It's over... MANCOUNTRY has fallen... That woke signpost was the first sign of it's downfall
>>578614591Its not reallly a chapter 4 theory if it depends entirely on Aqua being a more or less accurate representation of Kris as a child
>people singing driving in my car at the concertsLord no please, I don't need fave's theme hijacked by a shitty meme at my venue
OUGGGHH I CAN FEEL HELL'S ROARING BUBBLING IN MY ASS
>>578613868I like knowing that we just have to theorize about the hunting pack leader instead of having to take FRIEND seriously.
>Hon, I promise, my glasses don't need thermal vision.> tem knows u lost phone...>Okay, I'm a BIT forgetful-> Three times in a week.>...I'll concede.>Hey, I got it.> got wats?>That corporate lock I've been fiddling with for a month, I just unlocked it.> berd...> *smooces...*>Alright, alright, calm down, I have to make sure that wasn't a fluke.
Fave did not expect their missing to be noticed by so many people in the last threadFave might understand why Dess went missing
>>578614630>toby gives glup shiddo a red anything>it can only mean this character is one hundred percent a main character stand ini just dont agree
>>578614643honestly based of toby to toss that in
>>578614874why did aqua get a special solo fight with kris where they point out the similarities with the two
>>578611445>>578612475same
>>578614874the entire deal with Aqua is that she's almost too close to Kris and the game goes out of its way to showcase the similarities. Artificially so, in some parts, like that Solo Battle that was just a fat difficulty spike in the middle of absolutely nothing happening, to remind you that Kris is really gimped without Susie or Ralsei
Mewmew's truculent and bellicose butthole~
>>578615076>anon never saw the mike scene where green dice man talks about it just being cool
>>578615280maybe not 1 to 1 reflections of each other but they're parallels you can admit that at least , I also didn't notice the other guy saying kris is afab me no know abour krih gender and me no cares
charisk is so cute!
>>578615723
>berd....>pass the screwdriva...> Yeah, Chimmie.>Think before you flirt, weakbeak.
I act like Kris in real life and Ralsei on the internet The worst of both worlds
>>578614037was never a big fan of the whole "be cringe be free don't care" thing as a concept tbqdesu because it leads to that whole obnoxious "it's YOUR problem not MINE i'm not doing ANYTHING wrong" routine
>>578616054what does this even mean
Tickling Battat while he sits in my lap so that he pees himself all over me and then comforting him while he cries after
>>578614849YOU STILL LIVE! Why did you delete your art? :(
>>578616386>I'm a quiet moody introvert IRL, and I'm secretly easy to upset while trying to be a people pleaser on the internet.
>>578616403 (me)Wow I must be shadowbanned or something haha, nobody replied to my post for some reason
>>578616680Why add onto a perfect thought?
>>578616735You know what.. true. Thank you anon. I will go forward with this in my heart
>>578616680I've unironically had this exact thought before
guys it's fucking OVER...
>>578616894this is true to learn more image search "deltaruined site:x.com"
This is the last /utg/ thread...
Anon, would you kill /utg/ if it meant you could have sex with fave?
>>578617374No. I would kill /utg/ to be in a long-lasting relationship with fave, but just sex won't cut it for me.
>>578617374Yea.
>>578616574Spiraled quite badly completely sleep-deprived and in a hole after comparing the progress I made in like 50 days of hour long practice, it looked pretty shit. I didnt expect to have like 4 different people take notice to it, though. I guess it made me take a deep breath after waking up and concentrate a bitIm a bit happier with what I replaced it with though.
>>578617374Already did, see >>578617286
>>578617536>>578617536>>578617536bababooey
>>578617374Instantly, without even a little remorse or guilt, happily. To hold fave for just one night? This thread is a Hotline Miami level to me without a second thought.
>>578617512Also being called cute but manic was weirdly flattering. I didnt think Id have this much of a rep
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