>>578498586>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>page 8
>>578593993I am craving some chicken thighs
Any anime popular in the West (read: with blacks) is shit.
tourney doko
Cleaning this general up
>>578594698Sex with this creature!
Top 5 Mahjong Soul characters I'd rape1. Yuzu2. Steve3. Fu Ji4. Jane5. Ryan
>>578594950this but ichihime on every spot
I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
After looking it up i just realized that the kakegurui collab came before the akagi one, so WHY THE FUCK did they rerun the akagay one before kakek??? Will thry even rerun kaked?? fuck yostar fuck catfood studio fuck this shit
>>578590742g...g...
Top 4 Mahjong players I'd rape and kill1. Shouryu2. Odinedge3. Re**o4. Re***o5. Floats
>>578595278Dogshit series. Kaiji better
>>578595275we're in this together anon!
>>578595418Kakegurui has better porn.
Unboxing Casio's 2nd Automatic Watch - Is It Any Better? cynthia-7.png
>>578595532
>>578590742Jeej.Do you have to be friends to add emotes? Someone on my profile left an emote, but he isn't on my list. Was I purged?
>>578595418Akagi is just kaiji blanco design wise, the art its so fucking ugly kakek is miles better IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KAKEK
>>578595624>_2F
>>578595690>art its so fucking uglyyou are ugly
>>578595648>Do you have to be friends to add emotes? Nope
>>578595962I'm also fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x9SpPAGY_k
>>578595404Which re**o
>>578596317>I'm a higher rank than nina
>>578595278Hopefully they never rerun kakegurui so Ikishima stays at the very bottom of the usage list forever. I don't wanna see her in my games ever
So what teams are left? We already had hanners, nyaggers, yuzu, sprouts, and ninjas.Maybe detectives, cynthiablobs, collab chars, or a homo team, idk. Was there a Steve team? I forgot.
>>578596317I... I miss NINA!!!!
>>578596790>homo teamwe had a french team already
>>578596790U wot? Evil women team doko?
I love NINA the most!
hellodoko
>>578596790We can rerun teams! Like how the sprout team was done twice! I'm looking forward to Sprout Team number 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, but especially Conor12!
>>578597030koko
You can stop now.
My instant noonoos are still too spicy and now my tongue is ouchie
>>578597170>a gwown man wote thees
>>578596790>collab charsLike baggie team version 3 (Sanma)?
>>578597170Oh no no no noodle bros
>>578597170Yosh, yosh Koromo...cynthia-6k.png
>>578597538a grown manchild you meanamaekoromo-0.png
hanner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entertain me /mjg/
>>578599062No.
>>578599062why did the kormo cross the road?to amaekoromo-0.png
I'm so fucking bored and can't sleep. Guess I'll watch some vods. Any recs? I'm watching the last arts and crafts tourney rn.
I'm looking forwards to the Sprouts and Crafts submissions!
>>578599764MAHJONG!
>>578599764
>>578599764I will now main the sheep
>>578599394>watching VODswhyhow is this more entertaining that any movie or anime or youtube slop you could watch
>>578599764I LOVE MEATY SAGGERS
>>578599764Wtf I'm Welsh now
Normal roomMajsoul Friends Room 93974(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=93974
>>578600187ofc im not watching the whole games, just the gallery and some highlights>whystill kinda sleepy so anything that actually needs my attention would be wasted>youtube slopsuch as?
how do you fucking niggers always manage to make a room the microsecond I step out to grab coffee
>>5786009802/4
League 7 highlights extended supercut 2h video doko?
>>578600980Started
>>578601260my latest slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQHudMxspc8
Watching a fox girl vtuber and I think I'm catching feelings for her
>>578599764look at all those mutton
>>578601345webcam
>>578601831
/mjg/ is honestly the perfect audience to drain money from parasocially (old, lonely, well paid)there's an untapped market of a vtuber catering specifically to anons
I would rather burn my money than pay vtubers in any shape or form
>>578601345Who caresIt's a room with 3 obvious alts feeding the host
>>578602127I'm not even going to link you to /jong/.
>>578602127If a cute girl wants to take my money by tricking me into falling in love with her, get married, raised 3-4 kids together, retire, then die together in old age, I'm all for it.
one tourney please onegaishimasu
>>578601831She's a whore
The kormo mimic is so much nicer than the og kormo
/jong/ vs /doko/ vs /mjg/ tourney
>>578602393>sanma
>>578602393SANMA?
>>578602393Sanma.
Shantmanuts
>>578602393hmm it needs a 4th teamqualis to pick the "rep" from eachthen a 4-way finals?
gonma!
Chinese checkers when
coin flip tourney whenevery anon queues for 1 round of mahjong and then immediately quits outwhoever is in the east seats gets +10 uma, south gets +5 uma, and so onthis will actually determine if occult players are able to boost their flow to superhuman levels
all these ideas but not a single TO
How about a normal tourney for once?
>>578603582that would be racist towards loopers
I have feeding alt fatigue
>>578603621what do you mean?
>>578603748obvious alts and bots dealing into each other and feeding each other wins to fuck me over and make me lose placement pointsNo I am not schizophrenic
>>578603919name and shame
>>578604006I'm not schizophrenic so I shan't namepost
>>578604006if you played any friendly in the last weeks you know what he means
>waaaah fuck these colluding alts>no i won't name them and let them keep colludingNothingburger
>>578604083the schizo is complaining about ranked
>>578604304He says he's not schizophrenic though
SackyMahjongasPlappinTanyaoDamaFriendliesBuzzinFrog
>>578604397>DamaFriendlies
John Smith!
If we had given huggies to the previous TOs, maybe they would still be here
I know things only SOME people know about
>>578604853No one wants huggies, Jane.
Odds buy Hina swimsuitEvens buy Anju swimsui0 both
>>578605149Everybody knows things only some know about. There is nothing remarkable about that at all.
I know what sex is, but I won't tell you
I like robot girls and I like girls who look a little bit like teenage boys, but I don't like robot girls who look a bit like teenage boys. That's why Anju doesn't do it for me. She doesn't it.
>>578605382truth
She went to the beach just to play on her Steam Deck. What a loser.
It appears these winds have brought something wicked to town.
>>578605149Say my name.
>>578605452That's a switch. This is a pro-Nintendo general.
>>578605576If that's true then how is she playing Majsoul on it?
>>578600980GGs
>>578605669Hacked switch
>>578605460
>>578600980ggs
>>578605460The black wind howls... one among you will shortly derank.
>>578600980ggsakagishigeru-1.png
>>578605784I fucking hate blacks.
>Woke up with a headacheAm i... Getting old?
>>578605971That depends on how old you are.
>>578605873It's figurative speech, stupid sheeper.
>>578606009Sheeper is our word. You can say sheepa.
>>578606105>>578606009I shipper these two
I came https://exhentai.org/g/4141698/d6c186bfa8/
Majsoul Friends Room 86804(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86804
Do chinese men still drink, talk and sleep together in the same bed with good friends?
>>5786065572/4
>>5786065574/4
I'M TIRED OF GETTING FOURTHIT'S YOUR TURN TO LOSE
>gf comes back to me>get a yakuman chance for suuanko but miss out>this happens instead next hand mahjong tanoshii
>>578607275>gf comes back to meishyddtShe'll still see other men behind your back. You're nothing but a provider cuck.
>>578606742Yes.
>>578607418she is the one that buys me things anon and i am loyal to her like the dog that i am
>>578607461why did she leave you
>>578607536would you like to know what happen? just pay 14.99 plus tax for my premium dlc.
>>578607583can I pay with my body instead?
>>578607583I pirated your DLC so you can say it now.
>>578607443Next time I'm in Japan I'll probably pay for his services
and yes, I did win the hanchan. 14 rounds too.
Is there a way to check the winrate per character? i feel like i get a lot of luckier haipais/tsumos when i use an animated outfit...
>>578608514That's one of our saints.
>>578606557i hate mahjong gg
>>578608710That's good. I'll check with him before and after in this thread.
>>578606557GG
>>578608584>aggressiveAlso, does that userscript still work for you?
>>578606557gg
>>578608863Yes, I use it with Tampermonkey on Edge.
I have an adult woman fetish.
>>578609320this emote makes me kinda horny
for me, its this one
I got lucky and got the last purple gem from a bag, all I need to do now is wait, Aru bond is happening
>>578609583You were meant to say "peer fetish", we're all adults here. Some are even older
>>578610213I've read so many LNs I consider myself an eternal high schooler
What is sex with Ichihime like
>spend a week sick>too retarded to play mahjong while ill>watch streams instead>come back after a week and get four 1stsIt's happening...! I'm absorbing their knowledge...!!!!
>another horsie repost on d*scordI have horsie shilling fatigue
>>578605995nta but same happened and I'm 20
>>578610539Drink water dumb babby
drink water buddy
sleep more
>>578610502why do you use discord
VR mahjong doko?
>>>/vm/2864797Why is questionnaire-maker cheating on us with /doko/cels? Hurry up and release the results. I'm BORED and you owe us at least three hours of ESL rambling.
make art buddy
>>578610213>Some are even older>older than an adultWhat lies after?
When will mjs add another fat girl
mahjong SEA girls
>>578610213>want to call a character 'mommy'>friend tells me I'm too old to call someone younger than me a mommy
>>578611089
>>578610951You don't wanna know. Oh the horrors...
https://x.com/asahi_mahjong1/status/2091747717785833859
20 minutes until work ends and I'm literally falling asleep
>>578611383I never see this character in-game
Aaaah!
>>578611678Of all the things out there that you could bring your children to so they can develop a talent or skill while growing up, you take them to...this shit. The only thing worse would probably be bringing them to a pachinko place so they can help you play on a 2nd machine.
>>578612439yuzu spotted
>>578612476Mahjong helps with dementia prevention thoughbeit
>>578612476Honestly, any kind of game that isn't touchpad tabletslop probably counts as enrichment for kids.
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2091771033766576595
>>578612364MJS has so many irrelevant and forgotten characters
>>578613123>missed it by a turn
why the fuck is a 27year old woman building sandcastles?
>>578613343she's whimsy
>>578613343Without love, it cannot be seen.
>>578613343Why don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jNkccKdwbbc
>>578614427every anon's dream
>>578614534Posing with Ooi? Yeah.
>>578614427I want to know if they are cute or ugly. Reminds me of a doujin where some high society hide a loli's face for years, and at the end make bets if she's cute or not, before fucking her.
>totally innocuous picture >/mjg/: "omg le sex sex pedophilia"
>>5786150378p
>>578615037The client.
>>578615037The client
>>578615037>names
>>578613343Unironically if a woman can't have a little fun in simple things at 27, she's going to become one of those spiteful evil hags
>>578614459funny wait
>>578615223>私 namefagging again
>>578615306>names
>>578615118>>578615401The honors ankan from toimen is scary, so we need to balance speed, safety, flexibility and defense.Pro's justification boils down to:6s for maximum speed, locks in an "efficient double-sided 1shanten" for a direct riichi. The trade-off is giving up on the defensive flexibility (especially if we end having to throw 8s against toimen).1p is the defensive discard. Retains a safe tile against everyone (7m) and gives us the option to pivot towards kutain. Slightly slower approach, but safer.
>>578615620Kuitan, even. Sorry, I'm sleepy.
Who started this "even" meme it's annoying.
>discussing mahjong during SEA/AUS hourslollmao even
>>578615984it's objectively the best way to correct a typo
>>578616515yet mahjong discussion only happens during SEA/AUS hours?
>>578616603I beg to differ. You lose face for your mistakes, own it up with an apology.
>>578616689Yeah I can see.
I will now play your game
>>578617135lolis with no hips look so dumbdon't @ me pedos
>>578617135we never wanted BA collab 2 anywaywe don't play gacha games on /mjg/
>>578611089>deals in
>>578616827chink mentality
I can't find the typoaru-4.png
I ate a juicy orange
Bomb has been planted
is this a pinkzu
>>578617696edit the carrot to an orange
>>578617135left one looks like the retarded looking imas girl
Why do I always have such a long cooldown between ranked games, no way I can chain them together, 1 hour break minimum
>>578619501It's better that way
>>578618096Yes!
>>578619660It makes it take so long to rank up, even though I only get 4th in 10% of my games
>>578619501Same here. I’ve got no stamina.
>>578596790Pink team!
I won. Finally I can go back to not playing anything and just going to bed after work Mahjong
>>578620273where's your 6th mon
>>578620293
>>578620273He ain't there. I would've had just 3 in hall of fame if I bothered to box breloom and kecleon before the battle
>>578620273souless team
>>578620405Maybe I'll try a more sovlful team in another game. Unfortunately for me, sovlful mons probably require dealing with game mechanics instead of facerolling
>>578619501For me I've learned to just push the button to bypass any kind of anxious hesitation. Call it evolutionary adaptation.
For the next three minutes, my name is SHIGERU AKAGI
hannah failed because they tried stuffing too many fetishes into one charactera fat girl is one thinga furry girl is one thingbut putting them together makes no one happy
>>578620701He's too dangerous to be left alive!
>>578620750speak for yourself, fag
>>578620750based and true
>>578620750for me, the dialect ruins her
How do the baggies keep coming up with 10/10 designs after 5 years?
>>578620789The three minutes are up and he's no longer SHIGERU AKAGI, don't worry
>>578620750WrongChub and fluff are like peanut butter and chocolate
>>578620701mjg, I'm going Yuzu, ol' magic trick
What does mjg stand for? My jonging god?
>>578621110Morose Jackoffers General
Total PINK love and huggies!
>>578620750It makes both me and my dick happy
>>578621110mainly just gambling
>>578620701I understood your reference anon
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>578621110mostly just gooning
>>578620750They should just release a different furry character. A loli furry would be nice.
>>578621393What about a blob?
they should just delete all non ichihime characters
If only we got left.
O MY TILTED MENTARU!
>>578619501You should be doing the opposite. 5 rankeds in a row once you enter THE ZONE
Tall bully tanned tomboy jyanshi when
If Kafka wrote today, Samsa would've woken up as a blob.
>>578621945my dick wouldnt reach jinwu-12.png
>>578619501Exact opposite of meWhen I get out of the zone of playing ranked I find it really hard to get back into itStill haven't got back into it weeks later
>>578621935Male rape victims be like this sucks
>>578620750Her only flaw is Tsugaru-ben is so hard to follow. should've been something easier like Kansai-ben. Also she needs another outfit
>>578621935>Tall>180cmPick one
We need a truly incomprehensible girl like the Ameriboo in hyakkano
>>578622219I can comprehend Naddy-sensei just fine thoughbeit
Caught anon's drawstream
it was on purpose
Unlike my birth
my parents wanted me, they definitely didnt want another one though after the mess I ended up being
>>578622219Speaking of which, it upsets that our local baba is some jewish hag, and not a cute and smug lolibaba. What a miss.
Did the asians think Tea was so much healthier than water because boiling it also desinfected it
>>578624231chinese people also preferred to drink hot water to begin with so they boiled it even without the tea
>>578623982Fu Ji is the cutest though
>>578624231I assumed that "You can get all the nutrients you need from a single glass of green tea" thing was a famine cope dreamt up by the CCP
>ntr list erased from repogood riddance
I love feminine tomboys the most
>>578625069
>>578625069that's called a fucking girl
Burgers make the cringiest telly ads ever
>>578625049>anon spent hours making the list>meido deleted it
>>578625049>he doesn't know
doppyun doppyun
koko or ranked suffering?
>>578626441Koko
Holy shit man. Is this really the power of watching saint streamers?
>still haven't won a tourneystop making shitty gimmick tournies
>>578626441ranked suffering
I have won two tourneys.
>>578627132if you can't even win a gimmick tourney, then you have no chance of winning a regular one
>>578627190I've won three
I won money playing mahjong.I lost more money playing mahjong.
>>578627240league doesn't count
>>578627353Gigabased.
>you have to get 1st five times in sanma too
>>578628109You can crank out tonpuu sanma gold 1sts in an afternoonThey take 5 minutes and everyone there just suicidally pushes to get dailies done
>>578628109for me it was easier than yonma
I'm no longer an M2 looper
>>578628561Now you can be an M3 looper.
>>578628561>names
>>578628770My name is censored, isn't that the only one that matters anyways
ive been awake for 28 hours gooning to loli bestiality and playing minecraft with baggots... i can feel the palpitations in my aorta...
>>578628561congrats anon
>>578628846janes and hanas can still track you that way
>>578628846others can find out your >names through the >names of your opponents. always censor every >names
>>578629131>>578629115I forgot about the power of threadschizos...
i can't wait for a regular non gimmick tourney!
no tricks, no gimmicks
Idea for a new tourney gimmick: 3man instead of 4man!
league 7.5 soon
>>578629720I prefer 7sou
https://saki.sapk.ch/player/19871223/12
>>578629914Why are you doxxing my stats....
>Conor125
>>578629914Kek
>>578629631Obie Trice
>>578630402damn who is this newcutie?!
>>578630483AIbird
>>578628846In my opinion, it's just good manners to censor everyone (other than streamers and alike)A true schizo can >names almost anyone just by a combination of their rank, character and decorations. Males are especially easy.
What is sex without Ichihime like
>>578630973superb
>>578630869>other than streamersIncluding /mjg/ streamers?
Why do they still make shitty duplicate emotes
>>578631081especially /mjg/ streamers
>>578631081Obviously not. They are anons first, streamers second.
Trying to buy stuff on Facebook marketplace
>>578631284Wxplode
>>578629914>sakiwhat happened to kodomo?
>>578631759I ate her
>>578631881Is this the Nurse?
>>578623364I recognize that jyanshi
>>578632082
>Keep chasing riichis with suji traps>Nobody falls for them >Realize i was matched with m1 loopersOh...
>>578631284besides cat, which jyanshi has the best emotes with the least duplicates?
>>578632493Suji trap? More like foolish crap.
I suji trapped Akagi am I a mahjong god now
>snake girl in less than ten rolls>horse girl in six rollsmy account seed kinda nice
>>578635224
>>578635224AMATERASU
>>578635224>favorizedfuck, that's pathetic
>>578635287you reminded me that we could have gotten the sexo snake loli instead of the hag
>>578635419>favorized
>>578635224Janedetectives, identify this man for me
>>578635856it's Me
ywnbad
>>578636196wrong
It's a-me!
>>578636594
I can't beat phase 12 it's fucking impossible
go back
>>578637212>AI(Easy)
Majsoul Friends Room 64215(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64215
>>578637212Looks like it's All Complicated now.
>>578635224>I suji trapped>open hand
>imageless tonpuuhmm nyo
>East>no image>no room theme>no haiku>no mail
>>578637631>>578637670
>>578637803Yosh, yosh Ichihime...cynthia-6k.png
>>578637172i have the same problem with 13
>>578636575Cute.
stuck at 10
You do realize that Yostar's events are tuned so that the lowest common denominator can still clear them playing one game of mahjong a day, right? Why are you trying so hard?
>>578639337That's like asking a trackful of racehorses why do they try to win.
>>578639424Horsie?
>>578639424because there's a tiny man on your back telling you what to do?
This creature is sitting on my lap but I just want to play Mahjong.
>phase 13 casual noobsso long suckeramaekoromo-0.png
the event minigame is unplayable on PCdragging the npcs one by one across the screen is so slow and even worse when you drop them to wrong tables by accident
what should i buy someone for a bday gift
Thank God I don't thank mahjong too seriously
>>578640580aroma candle (a good one)
>>578640580A cactus
>>578640070How did you manage to transform into a couch. I can't get past a chair.
>>578640556Your problem
>>578640580A bottle of Calvados so they won't have to source their own.
>>578640914The cultivation of chairdao is not something that can be explained to gweilos.
>they picked juggernaut in the final game
be the TO you wish to see in the worldRead TO book 1: https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/tourney_setup_guide.pdf
>>578641478nyo
>>578641478i have been nothing but mocked and abused for daring to TO for /mjg/
>>578641478I'm too shy
>>578641717Yosh, yosh, Lisa Lisa...cynthia-6k.png
>>578641478i won't buy jade ever
>>578641717maybe you shouldn't have forced your sick fetish on /mjg/ under the pretense of hosting a tourney
it's time ...
it's not
>>578640556You do know you can rig your tablet to function as a touchpad for your pc, right?
>>578641967to die
>>578640556consider what you are getting as rewards for your dedicated slaving away at a pointless eventi didnt even bother opening the game
>>578641478my tourney will be the best and have no gimmicks
>>578641967TO D-D-D-DEAL IN
Why does literally every piece of modern western media lead back to Aleister Crowley?
>>578643090>モラル>short タevery time
>>578643381moralebotter
>>578642607I don't have a tabletliterally nobody has a tablet past 2016>>578642992there's not really much slaving involved, I've already played casually enough to clear all the dailiesI could also just wait until all of them are open and then play the minigame with max stats for easy clearsthis is more of a QOL grievance than anything else
>>578643549please stop being a boomer and get with the times
>>578643110It literally doesn't. Tell me how The Brothers Karamazov relates to that fraud.
>>578617414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15MTS6heEdQ
>>578643681That's classic literature, not modernt. World Literature MA student
>>578643681>work written when Crowley was a toddlervro...
I like pizza
Too many anons have said they liked Dostoevsky. It makes me think he's actually shit.
is this true
>>578644469he's of the pretentious kind
I am no longer human.
>>578644553if you're a schizo
>>578644553yes, all me
>/v/
>>578644553Uh oh, someone got dama'd in a friendly!
>>578644553to be honest, this is trueby the nature of mahjong and the IRC cabal, we are /vg/'s most insular and unwelcoming community
>>578644553YesNow fuck off
>>578644469his works are a deconstruction of philosophy though
>>578644553Sinon eating dogshit?Cope WWYDs?Bots in friendlies?I came posting?Cynthiablob?All me, unironicallyYou can add nameposting, stalking, trans rights, gay snek, irc reposting, autotable rigging and witch hunts to that tooNo, I don't play mahjong
>>578644553anyone who says this is the worst general on the site hasnt been to many generals
Mahjong?
>>578644553>/mjg/ is the worst general on this website
>>578644469MA student here again, even if you hate Dostoevsky he had a huge influence on 20th century dystopian literature (1984, Brave New World, etc.) thanks to The Brothers Karamazov and its Grand Inquisitor chapter. It's great and he had good works but works like Crime and Punishment or Humiliated and Insulted can be a hit or miss. If you only want to read one work from him then try either The Fool, The Gambler or The House of the Dead. Not that it matters but Master and Margarita from Bulgakov is better because Bulgakov is a better writer.
>>578644553>/mjg/ is the worst general on this website/bag/ wonned bigly
>samefagging this hard
>>578644979Every general thinks they are not like other generals and are a shining beacon in the otherwise crab bucket circlejerk swamp that is /vg/, Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
>>578645197you just dont know how good you have it
We are NOT like the other generals.
>>578645197I was in /feg/ for years and we never thought that
[SubsPlease] LIAR GAME - 21 (1080p) [8678990C].mkvcynthia-7.png
>>578645065
>>578644979what IS the worst general on /vg/?
How do you actully gamble in Mahjong?
>>578645425You don't anymore thanks to the new laws they're putting in
>>578645403/xivg/
How do we objectively prove that we're the most tightknit and creative general in 4chan history?
>>578645403
>>578645425just keep focusing blindly on efficiency and consider mortal score the actual match score, you're not ready for that discussion yet (and probably never will be)
>>578645473>oh no anti-gambling lawsFriendly reminder that prostitution is illegal in Japan yet love hotels still thrive
>>578645065How about you the brothers employment!Joking aside, I'm genuinely curious, what are the job prospects for an MA Literature student?
>>578644801>we are /vg/'s most insular and unwelcoming communityIf anything /mjg/ is too welcoming. If you are an actual new player and not an obvious alt, plenty of anons will cherish you, even if it's obvious that in the long run, you can only cause harm.
>>578645528>tightknitweird way to say 'cord circlejerk
this is honestly one of the better generals, plenty of others have a pet autist who sits there samefagging 24/7 and ruining it on purpose
>>578645425come to **G
>>578645403/shmupg/. Thankfully it's dead.
>>578645619>love hotelsThey're for the partners
>>578645668but I also do that here?
>>578645528Accept blobs into your heart
>>578645403Definitely one of the gacha or MMO ones.
>>578645721huh? how bad could a general about fucking shmups be?
>>578645668no you only like /mjg/ because you post herelike in battered wife syndrome
>that entire /v/ thread
>>578645826I like how the sleeves have also been edited to be those of Cynthia's white and gold trim. Nice touch.
I do not care
>samefag hours
blobs will never be amaekoromo-0.png
despite also being a board game, /chess/ is the worst general on 4chan, while /mjg/ is the bestit's paradoxical but true
>>578646063Of course not, blobs are nice and earnest by nature.
>>578646103/mjg/ is just as bad as /chess/ since the introduction of MAKA
>>578646178>since the introduction of MAKAYeah, we never had copebots before MAKAor mortal
>>578645197every general I frequent thinks they are the worst general though
>>578646178since the introduction of mortal or maybe even akochan
"I just learned from a reply that in English-speaking contexts, the second person for loli-speak like "noja" becomes "thee" instead!"
>>578645629>what are the job prospects for an MA Literature student?Article writing, journo, literary advisor, librarian, the list goes on. Some companies also became more inclined to hire people with MA diploma nowadays because we tend to not suffer from AI brainrot.
riichi tanyao pinfu is the most efficient way to play and score
>some vtuber from nijisanji in my ranked game
>>578646351
>>578646382Nui Sociere?!
>>578646351>loli-speaklollmao
omigoto thee
>>578646253>>578646262MAKA funneled everyone who wasn't copebotting before into the copebottingPeople were using and posting mortal reviews before, but it was more contained, so it wasn't nearly as much of a problemNow everyone treats bots like it's some objectively correct oracle and it kills mahjong discussion
>>578646351>Which hands stirs thy cry? Which hands keeps thee mute?what
>>578646436Luis Cammy
>>578646382Proof or it didnt happen
>>578626024>UOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAEEEEEEEEH Women don't make this sound when you glop them.
>>578646445The famous loli Kaguyahime
>>578646476I think the problem began with mortal, but I agree with you. I'm probably one of like two or three anons left who are not copebotting (at all).
>>578646507
glopus blopus
>>578646507Isn't that a dude's name?
https://youtu.be/55moNn0leAUcynthia-6k.png
>>578646675stop posting this thing over and over you retarded nigger
Drivenass
>>578646808She's 41 you sick bastard
imagine saying it's the worst general when it never even got nuked because jannies were tired of dealing with it
>>578643090>someone saved my JSL edithahi.jpg
>>578646613the timeline is changing
>>578647110it didmore than once
>>578646896Out of 50!
>>578647114Hahi! Don't worry, anon, I've got your back!
>>578647110dude the thread used to get nuked like every two weeksbesides we're on autojanny, no one wants to deal with this place, just like with many other generals
>>578646613a white hole?
pink hole
If you don't TO you know what will happen
>>578647308>we're on autojannyWe have at least two jannies lurking here from time to time.
>>578647618looper baseline left us
>>578647618yeah>from time to time
>>578646351Guy who learns English from translated noja loli manga
>>578646760>he actually clicks the cynthia-6r postsHuggies for you, anon who doesn't allow listen ups to go in vain.jane-4.png
>>578647941you just can hover over the link
>>578647941i don't click them, i hover over the "embed" button and it's the third time i've seen this thumbnail
Y-you wouldn't let a listen up go in vain, right?
>3rd>3rd>2nd>3rdClimbing!
>>578646508
peenus weenus
haku....... ton?
penis...>>578647941stupid jane, you are shaming the detectives
>>578648372good work, penis
>>578648517Double ton even
>>578648372sex with swordslut
>he's still samefagging
>>578648169At least have the courtesy to host a koko if you want me to listen to your shitty music.
>>578613343I love Steve because she's literally just a cool dude you can fuck and it's not gay.
>Kuro Akagi signed my Mitsuba Ankoku e-amusement pass
>>578648675take your meds
>>578648641good post
if /mjg/ is worst /doko/ is best
>>578649174Where does /jong/ fit?
>>578649273In the toiler where it belongs
>>578649273/jong/ > /doko/ > (power gap) > /mjg/
>>578649273In the middle taking both cocks at once
>>578649273in the trash
>>578648730t-that's not the akagi I was thinking of
>>578649357on the opposite day
>reach 30>start losing hair>nobody in my family ever did that, everWow, ok. I think it's the mahjong, maybe.
>/jong/ mentioned>4 replies within 20 seconds of each other/mjg/ is so tsundere
>>578649527i love my station
>>578646476>Now everyone treats bots like it's some objectively correct oracle and it kills mahjong discussionThat's all you though. The bots disagree even with each other oftenNo discussion is being killed, it's the opposite. The only one upset by this is the eternal gold room boomer who believes he is way better than "digikeks" or whatever
God forbid, people talk about mahjong
>>578646476>>578646606>treat perfected mahjong like calculations and math problems>bots do it naturally because they were created to do that>humans try to learn from themExplain why mathematically optimized mahjong styles are bad?
Mahjong!https://youtu.be/vdm87FhSj-o
>>578649839I pray for this every day
>>578649862muh soulmuh showa era mahjong that not even your dad was alive for
>>578649527Deep down in their hearts anons also know that league without jong wouldn't be the same.
mass produced digikeks
odds: take a shitevens: play one more game of ranked
>>578649958need to get my hands on those married tits
>>578649862because I'm le ebin goombler and real mahjong is only played in person when real money is involved
>no chihori soundpost edit for i came
>>578649950I'd agree with showakeks if you could be allowed to cheat in digital clients.Mostly because I'd been gaslighted into believing showa mahjong to be good from everyone constantly cheating.
>>578649862because the calculations aren't perfected and that's why you have mortal push keiten so often only to get raped by an oya haneman
>>578649862because you get mad when mleaguers keep safe tiles and are still better than (You)
>>578650140dimwit
>>578650140ah you're just afraid of dealing in
>>578650140>mortal push keiten so often only to get raped by an oya hanemanI just treat that like regular AIslop hallucinations in most cases, unless it's genuinely a good push.>>578650197No I don't? I think mleaguers playing safe as much as possible is the best playstyle for team tournaments.
>>578649657>The bots disagree even with each other often>No discussion is being killed, it's the opposite.so the discussion becomes "why did those two statistical models show different results" instead of discussing the most efficient playgo back to copebotting, maybe it'll take you out of the loop some day
without mortal I wouldn't be saint
>>578650434>so the discussion becomes "why did those two statistical models show different resultsNot really, no? Unless you wish to discuss the bots themselves. WWYDs in particular post bot results afterwards, not in advance. Nothing is being killed>the most efficient playMahjong isn't all about tile efficiency
>>578650472we know l****i
>>578650336>>578650686shut the fuck up laasti
>names
Chop chop. Stream doko so we can watch you suffer playing in ranked
>>578648372Why does he have a golden paw beside his name?
If only the Magician knew how bad /mjg/ has become ...
AAAAAAHHH
Only retards think bots kill discussion, I can understand thinking botscores are stupid if you really are playing a different playstyle but whenever you struggle or question a discard(which should happen here or there in a hanchan almost at all skill levels) the bot give you a second opinion that can sway your own reasoning, not replace it.
>>578650743Not your crush unfortunately
>>578651035ok, botslave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RymoiXhGzWY
thx for the you
getting real tired of botniggers
>>578651035i like your cope for why you arent wasting your time botcoping, but are you going to elaborate on how it doesnt kill discussion?
>>>/x/
There are only two good bots: Akochan and AI (normal). Everything else is a sham
>>578651184wtf I love bots now
riichi or wait for tanyao upgrade
>>578651035thisseething about bots is just retarded, unless you feel they attack you personally for discrediting your goldkek tier game understanding
>>578651506riichi
>>578651506riichi. There's nothing that upgrades the wait itself, so you might as well just let it rip
>>578651506I wanted to say Riichi but actually what the fuck is kami brewing, so dama and wait for upgrade
I'm unstoppable
>>578649985
>>578651506think it's just a riichi here, upgrades don't look good and the value is there1s break could be playable if we had a better floater than 2p but we don't
dont post the bot results, discuss it as is
>>578652418this would make more sense if people here were actually good at the game
>>578651670I actually didn't even notice this while playing, but he ended up dealing in while dama for menhon
>>578652525too bad, you get what you getyuqinghua-8.png
It's over. I can't beat phase 15. There's just not enough customers.
>>578652525>if people here were actually good at the game>just ask Asapin, Sakurai, Fukuchi, Akagi and Jesus what they would discard everytime you are unsure
>>578648372Congrats.
>>578652975just being actually good would do
>>578650945when is l***** going to get the cat paw?
>>578648372Vtuber sisters... we LOST to the strongest community in the West.
>>578653303I saw >100 viewers on his stream yesterday, so I think he totally could get one
>>578653303Never. MajSoul used to be very generous with catpaws 4-5 years ago but they haven't given out many since then on the EN side.
>>578653381Gotta manage those powerlevels while live, he's already suppressing his 4chan/mjg connections as hard as possible.
Having two twitch accounts was always sus, he was always going to toss us to the side
L is gone, this is the end of tournies
>seperation anxiety againshiroko-7.png
You have to accept that players aspiring to improve will eventually leave.
>>578653730The time of L has ended... The era of Q begins now.
I am not aspiring to improve but will still leave soon enough
quick! make memesura 2 tourney!
>>578653990Quroki ...
Saint? More like taint, iykwim
>>578654051super sugma deluxe is coming back in 11 hours
Now, let the chuuni kino begin.
>>5786543403s
it's up
>>578654340i hate this gamei might just stop playing ranked and just do chinnitsu drills from now on
>>578645349Are newhalf and trans the same thing?
Tourney idea:Counting shanten (like fake Akagi)WWYD problemsWill be held in a streaming platform, participants posts their answers in the chat. First to answer correctly gets a point.
>>578654721thats just dokoslop with extra steps
New Tourney idea:Let's beat up Aru with socks full of nickelsBest of 3
>>578654647https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_half
>>578654721>Counting shanten (like fake Akagi)i'd unironically participatemake it also fu counting and scoring
Beating Aru with my penis
>>578654931>names
pyonpyon~
>>578653486you just need to help yostar out with the tourneys to get one
i have a secret
>>578655247everyone already knows, we're just pretending not to for your sake
>>578654721Something like a mahjong quiz could actually be fun, but you could have a lot more question variety than that.
>>578654721Kahoot tourney?
I couldn't handle my crush and friends leaving /mjg/ forever.
Majsoul Friends Room 18805(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18805koko
>>578655864Tell us about your crush.
>he joined the alts kokongmi
I namefagged as a joke a thread a while back and now some schizo won't stop naming that anon.
>>578655912Started
>>578656169You've caused a lot of harm
>>578656118that's every koko
https://youtu.be/QiSE1n_X4qU
>>578655024yeah and they used to give it away to literally who streamers with sub 100 followers
>>578656737Was this also the best average movie you've ever seen?cynthia-6k.png
>>578621945>still up
>>578657571Thanks for pointing it out
>>578654721>don't even read the problems, just toss out the most likely shanten before anyone else>farm points by being a spambot
ciri-6.png
>terranigma remake next yearI'm so locked in.
>make alts for friendlies>masterkeks and saintkeks unironically go easy on me>farm themFinally some good mahjong games.
WWYD tourney on kahootMost matches to mortal wins
>>578654532thanks
/others/ntr.htmlshiroko-7.png
>>578658103based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0z4BG_dXSgDoing this with a automatic table
how long do I have to cultivate a ritualposts until the masses take over?
>>578658286two times if it's good enough
>>578658286If it's a really good one it only takes one
>>578658367>good>ritualpoststhere were only 2 in the history of mjg that were
>>578658419nr 1 yagooeynr 2 yagluey
adeptchads~
For me? Its the simple "sex with ichihime", to the point, resonates with the masses, and rolls nicely from the tongue
>>578657848Already emulated it years ago. Though maybe I should replay it. Also I should get around to Illusion of Gaia.
>>578651506i would dama and hope for improvements, even going back in shanten and dropping 1s if i get a good middle tile, i just dont see this wait winning like ever
>>578658103I love NTR the most!
>>578658856The whole "series" is very good.Terranigma is my #1 SNES game with great memories, it's unfortunate it never got released in the US.But if there is one remake of a game I will buy, it's that one 100%.
I like the Huggies ritualpost.
bravo
I like Conor12!
white hole >>>> the rest
whats stops an anon from just naming you constantly? how can I defend myself? what if it happens to me? exile? suicide? murder?
>>578659351Don't attract the attention of schizos.
>>578659425How are funnynamebros supposed to do that?
>>578659351Don't call attention to yourselfDon't ever captainDon't get drafted by **** ever
>>578659529change to a chinese name
>>578659351wait it out
>>578659703
>>578659529sproot isn't even a funny name so your name doesn't actually matter
I got named once, completely without spoilers or censors and I still have nightmares about it, never do it again
>>578659529If you have a funny name, you're just out of luck. That's like the chiihou oyakaburi of getting nameposted.
Now you remember the koko list
I get named every time someone posts the league singups.
Vois sur ton cheminGamins oubliés égarésDonne-leur la mainPour les menerVers d'autres lendemainsSens au cœur de la nuitL'onde d'espoirArdeur de la vieSentier de gloireBonheurs enfantinsTrop vite oubliés effacésUne lumière dorée brille sans finTout au bout du cheminSens au cœur de la nuitL'onde d'espoirArdeur de la vieSentier de gloire
>ron a player>feel satisfaction>check the logs>he was playing like a retard>satisfaction lost
>played here for 4 years>never got a schizo
>>578660112he just liked the cardyuzu-4.png
how do i sing up teach me pls
>>578659719is this why you-know-who disappeared?
The lack of TOs is actually the cliff for /mjg/ .. a sep tourney is needed to bridge to A&C
>>578660185I loved this movie when I watched it in French class.
stop always vagueposting about what happened to some oldfags, you always make their lore seem cooler than it turns out to beharamuranodoka-1.png
I think it's kinda cute having a schizo. I like to imagine he's in love with you and desperately trying to get your attention with everything he does. Probably an ex-teammate or someone who played friendlies with you here or /doko/
>>578660717Kana-chan signing up from the heart embraced anon in a nostalgic warmthfujitakana-4.png
>>578660906He isn't a cute girl with pretty feet. It's an ugly norwooder with untrimmed toenails.
>>578660906>Probably an ex-teammateThat's pretty likelyAnons that don't participate in league rarely get schizos
>>578660996This is exactly why I love PINKs
I had an mjg crush back when I first joined, the shock of finding out he was a overweight balding sweaty spic shook me to the core, I shall never fall for an anon again
>>578660906It's obviously him or his teammate doing it. His team really wants that attention.
>>578661230TO...
>>578660906An ex-teammate should be the last person attempting to torment you in the thread. They should just leave emotes on your profile or PM via IRC.
>>578661384I'm pretty sure my entire team hates me
What if we had a sing along tourney? Qualifiers everyone sends in their auditions and it gets graded by a panel of judges. Then we have a live concert over mumble where the anons will poll for who moves on
>>578661471I would sing up for it
>>578661471thats just the future MFG tourney that is in the works, but without the dancing
I had an mjg crush back when I first joined, the shock of finding out he is already married with a kid and likes NTR shook me to the core, I shall never fall for an anon again
Hang draw and quarter all Mikoposters
>>578661442>>578661601
What if we had a nice tourney where we take turns being nice?
I am the nicest poster in these threads, but also the most vile shitposter, it all depends on nothing, pure whim
Whenever I can't remember which side is kamicha and which is shimocha, I say "kamicha to the left of me, shimocha to the right!" based on the song lyric "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right!"
>>578662152kami is the big one dropping your the tiles because he is higher (god)shimo is the small one that accepts your dropped tiles because he is lower (worm)suzumiyaanju-11.png
>>578662152For me it's kami = god = the god feeding me the tiles I need to call and shi(t)mo = the guy that I'm feeding my shit tiles to
>>578662152I do it with "KAM on you fuck drop my tile I want to chii!" and "SHIT the guy to my right just chii'd my tile"
>>578662152leftlordrightlord
Where are the questionaire results?
Yeah, you can be my teammate... But you'll have to defeat my seven angry ex-teammates first!
>no ju emote in dozens of hours>two in a row within the same few secondsIs this the equivalent of when women align their periods after spending a long time together?mikamichiori-7.png
I just remember kami is left and shimo is right because I'm not a fucking child that need mnemonics to remember things
>>578662313>>578662253I always think about this, but kami is a stupid bitch who would sooner bust than give me one good tile to callTKD
ggs
>>578662671sex with hibiki
>>578655912ggs
ggs>shortcut to baiman
>>578662531I could have submitted my post within the same minute at the last joko, but I was taken aback when his post appeared just before I hit the submit button.>>578662537Boring, unfun computer brain.
>>578662468Fuck the questionnaire results, where are all the autistic charts and graphs with weird statistics from league?
kami = cummies = my left pointing dick
whats the "Stomp-clap-hey" of Mahjong Souls?
>>578662890Steve, she loves listening to that genre
>>578655912ggs hatkeks
>>578662890We will never derank No one I know will ever derankYour mom and dad will never derank
>>578657787Easiest assignment ever.
>>578662890I still have no fucking clue what that is
>>578662951
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
>>578657848Actual remake or remaster? I haven't even played the live a live yet. To go back to those zsnes days..
>>578663837
If you want a tourney, just queue memesura :)
>>578663837YikesDoes anyone have the picture of that male ninomiyahana cosplayer? I'd like to make a comparison.
i have gimmickjong fatigue
>>578663837take me back
>>578664126>if you want a tourney, just queue into a random match
>>578663837At one point, I considered suggesting a hipster faggot league theme based on this video. Then I realized I wouldn't want to be on a team like that myself.
>>578663912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5rWXIzACtM"only" a remaster
>>578664537>we could have gotten a YIIK teammissed opportunity
>>578665080No one would have voted for it anyway, myself included.
This...This is a 350 dollar Chi Lin... I have never been this assblasted by gacha before.Thankfully I got her before pity, but holy shitstains batman.
>>578665217I would have voted for it.
>>578664413But memesura is in a tourney lobby. That's literally a tourney!
>>578665217I'd vote for it. There's good shitposting potential.
>>578665538No.
wwyd?
>>5786656424m
>>578665642ton
>>578665642rape tokithen, ton ton
>>578665386Took me 3 scrolls and I'm f2p :)
>>578665642I'd watch my thin, fragile, petit flower of a wife getting railed by a big black bull by discarding ton.
>>578665642
>>578665860imagine getting this mindbroken by three letters used as a joke in a tourney name
>>578665927
>>578665386Stop it. Get some help.
>>578665839Shut the fuck up. I'LL GLADLY DONATE TO FU JI JUST FOR THIS. TAKE MY MONEY FU JIminamifuuka-4.png
>>578665642copebots hate dropping yakuhai pairs unless you're getting both pinfu and tanyao, so with a chance for sananko it's even more good to keep it. so 3m first cause you're holding 6m
>>578665386You could have paid for a night with a former celestial for that amount. >>578607443
>>578665642>>578665740>>578665773>>578665795>>578665860>>578665932>>578666158>>578666272>>578666309Copebots are split. Since it's early I wanted to go for bigger value and pursue the riichi tsumo tanyao dora and not settle opening for 2k. Maybe there is a sanankou angle in keeping ton around.
>>578666132The Gweilo has paid its debts.. You too will pay eventually heigui
>>578666336>>578666272>>578665932>>578665795>>578665773Kekxperts>>578665740>>578666158Saints
>>578666417If 25m was fully live it'd be ton for mortal too
>>578666417*meant early in the match (e1)
>>578666440MAKA is expert level? Damn. I must be at my apex.
>>578666315>3d>Male
Why do ESLs use the word "how" instead of "what" so often? Mahjong.
>>578667827What so?
>>578667827How do you mean?
>>578667827proofs?
what the fuck you can place the players at tables THAT DO NOT HAVE A STAFF MEMBER???
>>578668116You can even place 3 at a table and they start playing sanma.
Dora? Dora.
>>578668208
>>578668116You get a lot less though through tips and it takes forever for the table to clear.
>>578665386I had to do the needful and redeemed
Stop trying to FOMO me
>>578668567Pay up gweilo
>>578667827Howdy
I Played 100% of Beachside Cabana (it was painful)>thumbnail of Brendan Fraser in The Whale with Ichihime hair and cat ears
>>578668743Sex with Panda.
>>578668315
>>578669262
>>578669262scary
>>578669262Would
That's a man
>>578669579that makes it better
>>578669262100% would both male or not
>>578669262Heh... Room for one more?
>>578670062>>578670062>>578670062
>>578669262I would fuck a chinese twink anon in a ichihime kigurumi
>>578665386skill issue it worked on my machine
