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This turned out to be accurate.
>>578559702how can mares compete?
>>578612829
Reminder that this is a straight only thread.
My son will fuck your wife.
>>578613485Official creature.
>>578613721I bet they'll put this up on cystore in a few months too.
The ninja snuck into my room...
>>578614325Famili :3
>>578614325Why is she a ninja...
Epi carrer? How is it? Did anyone read it yet?
>>578615716>carrerCareer*FUCK
Dumb son
>>578615889Dumbass
>>578616152Now that's my boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL04cqyfxPcIt's weird to think that Spe is now the grandfather figure in modern uma. We've come a long way since the first season aired.
>>578616913I love this bote
>>578615716It's pretty much this. (except trainer is her main bitch)
I'm still waiting for a successful Buenaspawn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj40qIN5s5w
Dacchis, what happens when you set your homescreen uma?
>>578617913You will be appreciated.
>>578617913rape
Everyone is ordained by fate these days huh?Sometimes it not that bad to just be normal people to stardomLike Oguri, Ines, Tama, Inari, etc etc
>>578617750Nyooo, please don't eat that...
>>578618162>all year 1 umaslol
>>578618162Won't these two count? The other one is Robuchan obviously.
HEAD NINJA IN CHARGE
>>578618812YEEAARRTT
Sup jp bros from globalbab, can you tell me about festiva Tamamo Cross is she good to roll?
>>578619338She was pretty good for a few CMs iirc, not meta but still.
Epi's title wasn't a lie huhShe's the main-main characterThe trainer is like a heroine who gets less developed compared to the mc. This is in comparison to the other more recent umas btw
>>578619646Like the harem MC she is, Epi also hands 好き around like it's candy.
So..... Who'd you put on your home screen?
Can someone make handh*lding.mp4 but with height difference parents? Like, say, Urara & Mamechin?
>>578619851Tacto
this feels like one of those doujins where the mc uses a strange app to hypnotize 2 JK close friends to make out with each other
>>578619840Epi has a dumb head.
>>578620254You have a dumb head.
>>578619840just like IRL Epi has 20+ boyfriends
female ninjas are good at seduction
I wonder how would Heavenly Romance look like
>>578620254hair issue
>>578620254Fuck you, she can fly.
>>578619851
So when are we getting that homescreen event anyways
>>578619851I got my childhood friend, but I hope someone put up a compilation of all the girls later.
Logotype will powercreep Buena in childhood friend factors trust me
what homescreen event?
>>578621327Logotype will have a similar story like Neicha and Machitan. A seemingly ordinary cute girl that has impressive potential then she gets G1 wins.
>>578621348Apparently you'll get a special message from your homescreen uma at the end of the event.
>>578621535I LOVE MELODY LANE.
>>578621535
Dekapai (Genuine)
>>578622010im GENUINEly interested
>>578622010Too big*slaps*
>>578615681Why aren’t you?
I don't like Genuine's default expressionIt has a combined energy of currenchan and laurel's energies
>>578622204I imagine after some point she'd like it better to act genuine (heh) around her trainer, over her carefully curated public persona.
>>578614325>DANGER APPROACHESher eyes look kind of vampiric in-gamefittingly you might even say
>>578622463Blood ain't the only thing getting sucked from those
I cannot wait for these four.
>>578623112Why do our nuis look so tame compared to the gakumas ones?
>>578623112I hate how strong my urge to comsoooom is
>>578624019ainui absorbed all the murderous energy from other umanuis
>>578624019I still think China's concerned face nui is the most hilarious looking one. Especially when the rest of the gakumas nuis are made to be psychotic. The contrast is pretty funny.
>>578623112They advertise Tact but Tact stays untrainable…
>>578624376But is she trained in guerilla warfare like gakunuis?
I tried to roll a tenner and I got a swimsuit satono crown. I'll never recover from this.
>>578624913You missed the hot time. Nearly everyone was pulling Epipi in 50 and under rolls.
>>578624376She and Viv are the only ones that stand out.
>>578624859Let the idols cower from their foes. Umas are proud to live and proud to die.
>Tacto can commune with natureNo where is safe.
>>578624019Our nuis are pure of hearts. They just want to run free and race other nuis and creatures.
lala accidentally sat on my face
This fuck ass shrimp was the only anni uma to take me to tenjou.
>>578631000How does it feel to be dead?
>>578615716(You) turn down her marriage proposalYou cave to her at the end of her career and say yes though
>>578634656This is literally 99% of the careers
>>578634712No i mean she gets all dolled up, brings you to a church, serenades you with music, drags you to the church balcony, and pops the question.You say no.
>>578631000
I want to paint my logo on Logotype’s insides…
How are the new f4 and cb speedcards? are they the new meta/must roll?
>>578636627
>>578636779f4 is generic mid distance (i.e. the most common distance) or senkou specific, cb is just oikomi specific. at worst f4 is the must have and you can skip cb if you don't train any of the 10 oikomis in the game.
>>578615716Like an anon said the whole thing is written with a female trainer in mind. It's really not my cup of tea, both her character and her career.
>>578626643Her episode 7 will basically be Predator's final act; Tacttore has to use all the survival training she gave him to outwit the rampaging feral Tacto, with a little help from bearbro.
>>578637090>if you don't train any of the 10 oikomis in the game.fuck...
>>578638213Takeshi's childhood fiance...
nade nade
I reject fate. Get this gremlin away from me.
how do i remove an uma from my account, i dont want this fucking shrimp. her ikusei is actually such slop it feels like it was written by a netkeiba comment section dweller.
>>578644917Sorry dacchi, there is no way. I even asked support and they told me they can't really do that.
>>578644917Have you tried turning your The Voice of Destiny™ off and on again?
So how much Kris/Cesario shipbait did they shove in Epi's career?
It's fate
So is every Uma tied to fate just going to have Stego or Uni show up in their career now?
I'm not rolling no matter how many lucky rolls you post.
Phalaenopsis is already himba-mindbreaking some dacchis on X.
>>578646151I simply really don’t like her character design so I shan’t be rolling either.
>all this spe shillingwhere the FUCK is Toho Jackal
>>578647907>>578646151I'm not a fan either but since Cygays the avaricious bastards, are essentially making her human rights for senkou and nigers ON TOP of being limited, I guess I don't have a choice.
>>578633714>>578642282so how much babuing is there of epipipipi in her ikusei? even more than any for (You) stuff this is what I want, bonus points if Sirius oitan has any scenes with her nephew as well
>>578647905Her and Logotype are easily my favorite designs out of this year’s newmas.Both exude eroticism…
ngl, bros. i kinda dislike epi. she reminds me of the slut that ruined my guild in an mmo game that i play. always being positively toxic and always trying to flirt and do some erp with my former guildbros. this bitch reminds me of that day. i really fucking hate her.
Don't trust the ninj-
https://x.com/oniisaman/status/2091886907785675159
>>578653305>Dont trust the ninj[in]Don’t be racist against Suzuka just because she’s orange and a niger.
female ninjas know the art of seduction
>>578658828And I know the art of obliviousness. No himba will get the better of me.
>>578658969You're already oblivious to the fact she visits you at night. It's useless.
>>578658969hearing a whole lot of smack coming out of a portable semen dispenser
I'm going to the primeval depths of Hokkaido.
Anons lied to me, I thought Epi gonna be getting her harem like that fanart stuff, but she failed getting Ohamile and Vivlos to even join her antics. While Gentil only interested in strength while Verxina warns Vivlos to avoid Epi and cease her flirt (Verxina expression also heavily not interested). While Epi romance with her Trainer is really one sided as in only in Epi side that fell in love with Trainer while her Trainer reject Epi proposal in Christmas event. (Wait does that mean we actually get canon losing heroine now?)
What even would salvage things for next anni aside from Tacto?
>>578662198Oh also, Unc Sirius didn't join. It is mostly Cesario and Kris S helping Epi then Epi with F4 and Tact (Also the ending really rubbing salt in the wound by showing Tact debut). While Spe are there I guess. She also seeks advices from Cafe and Stego (Idk what is the correlation, maybe cuz supernatural and fate thing?) They don't really yuribait with other named umamusume I guess. Epi interact trying to do Yoga stuff for LoY livestreaming with Ai and LoY. Epi story felt more family oriented, "flirting" with other NPC umamusumes (I say "flirting" here as in Epi doesn't actually mean by it, the umamusumes she talked to always get the wrong idea, it kinda explained in her Valentine event.), and with (you). (However, Epi failed confessing to (you) though but also failed in "flirting" other named umamusumes even that have ever breed with Epi irl, except Gentil if you count her seeking powerful rival to race against as a successful "flirting".)
>torena powerups last for an hour when activated so you have to scramble to use them in consecutive runs and hope to FUCKING god that some other bullshit doesn't tank the run(s) anyway oh I hate this
WTF is this, new pay2win feature?
>>578659538夜這い
>>578659538>>578665236>realizing that the reason why you haven't felt the need to fap in a while and for some reason start the day with mental clarity is that you've been repeatedly drained overnightAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
poor jiichan failing to wrangle her spastic grandson and autistic greatgrandson....
damn, the SP hit trying to do short/mile on ramen mode is a little rough even when stats end up decent...also >Ug1 is the babu baseline for the ez half anni part 1 missionsrumao, I remember the first Ug sighting online with that NY TMOO being such a big deal at the time, now whales are just moving past U altogether
I’m new to the gameIs this Dream Journey girl really a rapist
>>578673561All Umas Are Rapists.(AUAR)
>>578673798Hot
>>578663380Kaneko
>>578663380anything that gives us a break from the current oscillation between stego, air groove, and cesario shilling
>>578614192I fucking hope.
>>578613721That’s a weird dog…
https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202604030408wtf is this lineup, also '24 himba rematch
Cutest janny.
>>578683161>0 G1 horse in "Super G2" Sapporo Kinen>5 G1 horses in a G3Funny year
How many seconds would it take before she throws a tantrum?
>>578665565Somnophilia is my fetish.
>>578619851I've seen a lot of Japs on twitter talking about something special with home screen Umas. What's going on with that?
>>578647905Pandora's casual outfit is way too cute. Best one in the game in my opinion.
>>578693865i don't know what does this say
>>578695385I don't know. If I understood then I wouldn't be asking now would I?
>>578693865See >>578621469 you'll get a special message apparently.
>>578663380Them announcing more than two fucking numas.
This kusoge was already the most p2w out of any cyge and it just keeps getting worse
>>578697243Well yeah that's why there's barely anyone here left playing the JP server.
dekinaidacchis...
>>578697673Stll more players than on global.
>>578679653>epi career contains the first and thirdholy grim
>>578662198>(Wait does that mean we actually get canon losing heroine now?)Nah trainer caves during her career epilogue
I want to fuck my sis so bad
>>578664317I thought it was per run, it's a whole hour?
Amidst all the talk about Epi and her scenario, a hidden flower blooms.https://x.com/epipi_330/status/2091831883399344486Logo slowly charming more and more people.
>>578707723She is a real cute kancolle
Timed powerups, or powerups in general, is a retarded idea. Who asked for this?
>>578709357>teitoku, the fleet is ready to sortie
>>578709950Haven't checked yet, what do they do? Because someone compared them to Gakumas and Gakumas boosters don't do anything you'd consider p2w.
What a loser
>>578710349Please, she's obviously the type to call you Shireikan.
>>578710668https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/436941041896003899.htmlNothing too crazy. The most important things are probably the inheritance aspects.
>>578709357Why yes, I'm ready for yasen
>>578709357She really is the quiet girl in class that make every boys think "I'm the only one who noticed how cute she is"
https://x.com/HKJC_Racing/status/2092080702397514155Is Reve coming back to Japan? Imagine if he loses against HK invader in the home turf
>>578605079>>578605079I stand corrected. You really are just her surrogate parent. This career sucks.
>>578716104>taking anything that Air Messiah says about love seriously RoruRumao
>>578705280I don't really see that way desu. It is just fulfilling the promise that Trainer had with Epi and Trainer revised promise with Epi, not the original proposal of promise that seems like marriage.Correct me if I'm wrong though.
>>578716104Just see her hot spring event, bro. She literally had an epiphany and got all flustered
>>578716278Eh, what is wrong with Air Messiah? I don't have her so idk much.
>>578716460Ok but like that's just one scene in a multiple hours long career.I just didn't want to believe it when I was told you're more like her parent in her career but when I was told that I thought it was going to feel that way I didn't expect them to just straight up come out and say it.
>>578716659I mean, Bourbon career also has the same parental love stuff, though. Bourbon also had the same realization at the end of her career.
>>578716316You promised to see her destiny through till the very end during christmasShe brings it back up when she dragged you to a place with a nice view for a chatShe then tells you that the end of her destiny is at the "end of this universe", that the two of you will see it side by side, and that it will be beautitfulThen you promise her you will see it through till the very endHer last lines are literally>"I am an umamusume loved by destiny! And I will be with you, the one who loves my destiny, forever and always!That is in no way a loss.
>>578716836I've never done Bourbon's career.
>>578716913Fair enough but ngl there aren't answer in trainer side either like in Christmas where it looks like Epi monologuing for her last line.Trainer seems like answering to their promise.>"Of course I'm gonna see your destiny up until the end" but he didn't answer to >"I am an umamusume loved by destiny! And I will be with you, the one who loves my destiny, forever and always!
>>578717239I generally assume the uma gets what they want in these sorta scenarios just because its that kinda universe.>>578716937Her dad is a cool dudeRight at the end of her career she has a moment where she explains that the closeness she feels with her trainer is NOT the same type of closeness she feels towards her father, shifting her affection towards her trainer from familial more into the romantic territory.
>>578637521So after finishing it (just barely) my verdict is: It sucked.Her goal in racing is to spread her 'fate' (paraphrased), which basically means inspiring other through her running which every sire uma did (Rudolf, Spe, Dura, etc.). But when Tact and Efu finally showed up she just did nothing. Yeah sure she asked around on how to be a responsible and reliable senior but after that, nothing. Compare this to Ruler's career where Kiseki showed up at a similar low point of the story, and how that encounter inspired her to take on the role of a mentor soon after. It all just seems aimless.Spring classics came and went and Logo was such a non-factor that I'm completely fine with Kizuna's absence now. It wouldn't change anything in the story.Also her gimmick of being a playboy because the RL horse is a top sire is obnoxious. She felt like a pre-game uma because of it. I'm also more convinced that you're supposed to be playing as a femT in her career with how much useless dialogue coming from you.Side note, I feel like the writing this year is weaker overall compared to last year. I only read careers though so I can't speak for events.
>>578716584Well, for starters, she's the M-word. That already makes her bad.
>>578718390That suck to hear, I was looking forward to her. How much family stuff is there, though?I'd be happy if there's a lot of Cesario and Kris S being good parents like in Epi's character episodes.
>>578718905They show up here and there. On her debut, kikuka sho, both new years, and maybe a few others events I haven't seen.
70 mil reached.Chapter 2 is out
>>578718905The better question is, why did North Hills okay Phalaenopsis and not Kizuna?
Psychopath
>>578721069It's not NH's problem. Cygames is deliberately avoiding derby winners (last one was Dura) and deep colts (last one was Dia) in general.
https://x.com/HKJC_Racing/status/2092080702397514155tatakae, ani-tan!
>>578721069I'm more willing to believe that NH and other owners actually gave us way more hors than this, but Cygay is planning something or they're just being incompetent in how they're releasing stuff.
Which steam account was the one that leaked Phalaenopsis?
>>578718390I'm the anon that said that Epi's story seems like it was made for a female audience and man>I'm also more convinced that you're supposed to be playing as a femT in her career with how much useless dialogue coming from you.This just reminds me of Star Blossom. Orfe and Journey's trainers were also kind of spineless, so I guess it's what the female audience want, but still. Having a trainer with actual personality is always a treat. I can't think of any campaign that was made worse by a colourful trainer.
>>578723026I haven't read Epi's yet but I will say Jaani's trainer at least has some good back and forth going on with the mind games.
>>578723371Did he? I remember it being more one-sided with Journey going around doing stuff behind the scene and he's just going along with the whole thing.
>>578723468Back and forth is probably the wrong way to put it. I just meant I liked how Jaani's mind games basically put Trainer on edge the entire time and never knowing if he's doing things on his own will or getting manipulated.
>>578718390I was about to say 2026 Uma writing is just about the same as 2025 and cite Bue/Stego as an example like an idiot. Time sure flies. It's not too late for 2026 though. Lots of bangers were in the last quarter for 2025.
>>578724206Bue Trainer is so good. I want more of oniichan going above and beyond just for his childhood friend wife.They already have SiL Trainer in the background of Aruvu's campaign and Maachan's Trainer is apparently just a universal constant, so I hope we get more references in the future.
>>578721427Is she saying this to Vivlos or Chevacchi's trainer?
>>578721427
>>578721069キズ(ナかった)
>>578724339Didn't BueT existence already confirmed in Desire career?
>>578718390>Also her gimmick of being a playboy because the RL horse is a top sire is obnoxiousThey're attempting this bullshit again? Cygays tried to push this with Kinkame (with Amazon, even though they didn't even breed IRL) in the first ever trailer. Reducing a horse to "haha he's a stud" feels insulting to me.
>Cyjews omnipandering(and failing)A tale as old as time.
>>578716659Hey anon, how did you set up MTL? I got Sugoi working with Hachimi but it keeps crashing randomly, even after disabling AutoTL of Menus/UIs.
Joshua is so lucky
>>578718390What no Kizuna does to a motherfuckerI think it was not on-par with the more recent newmasEven more than Aruvu's
>>578731461honestly his hyperactive runt boyuma dynamic should've been more focused on, it's far more relevant to his racing season than stud shenanigans that has far less ground
>>578731461>Cygays tried to push this with Kinkame (with AmazonIs that actually true? Pretty funny if this lead to them fumbling Pui
https://x.com/HKJC_Racing/status/2092211195357114844
>>578739351It’s romanticover
>>578739351FUUUUCK
>>578739351Right after the owner(?) proclaimed that he might go to Saudi Cup. He's done enough, just let him take his retirement in peace.
I'm being seduced by this kunoichi...
>500 powerup gemmiesThey're really going to push this shit hard.
>>578742473Don't they give out hundreds of them in umapass? It probably won't be that much of an issue desu.
>>578739351I agree, just let him retire to Ireland already. It's a shame that he won't get his rematch with Ebayan, but it's better than losing him.
>>578738834>it's far more relevant to his racing season than stud shenanigans that has far less groundI'm telling you guys that Cygay rushed him out because the F4 spawns are doing really well and they want to capitulate on that Efu hype, so they're focusing on Epi's career as a sire instead of his actual racing career. It just doesn't make sense otherwise after they released Hearto only three months ago while also featuring Tacto as one of the main support cards in the dance event this year.
>>578713952
>>578744981JMac already had a paddock set up for RW, so that'll probably wheee he'll go>is this the equivalent to marrying your umaI hope it's not too serious and we get one last hurrah in the HKC this year, if connections think retiring is best for the horse I can accept that. Just hope our younguns can finally grab that torch
>>578745663JMac is taking Ebayan with him back to New Zealand? That's kinda cute.
>>578742473They gave out 500 because they fucked up the implementation of the umapass bonus. We were supposed to get 2k of them but it got delayed so they gave us this instead.
>>578737612I didn't. I'm copy pasting screenshots to chatgpt/gemini/claude then adding the translated text to the game myself as I go so that eventually I can do the career without this obnoxious process.
>>578728287I haven't read Red Desire campaign yet.
>>578714168More invaders? It's going to be a century of humiliation for Japan if they lose both at home and internationally.
>>578745838Why don't you just mass TL Umareader then inject it instead of all this
>>578745838You know how to go through her career without that obnoxious process? Do your reps
>>578746120Because I think the AI will translate better with context from the screenshots
>>578713601Did someone say yasen?
>>578746192Whatever. I'm here for Pandora. By the time I learned enough Japanese to do get career she'd be out on global. Besides I'm an ojisan I can't be trying to learn new languages deep into my 30s.
Dacchis, I think we’ve gotten overall dumber as a human race. Everything is just feed the AI now.
>>578746426But I don't just "feed everything to AI"In fact translating Japanese is literally the only thing I have ever used AI for. It's just objectively better at translating than your standard Google, deepl, etc machine translations so why not use it for that?
>>578746426At least the new dacchi is just using it for hobby. My higher ups at work are genuinely asking AI for business strategy and I'm working for major tech company.
>>578739014Turning Kinkame into a horny lesbian was probably the part that made Kaneko tell Cygays to fuck off. Pui doing the Naruto run is pretty harmless since Pui's entire thing is "unfurling his wings" when he did his oikomi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>578714168Since Reve's been outside Japan for over 90 days, he'll get hit by a 2-month quarantine, so it's impossible for him to run the Sprinters Stakes. (not like they're planning to with this schedule to begin with)If I were his connections I'd give him a rest, it's Reve's first time running this frequently. Not sure if he'll want one last run in HK though.
>>578747046No wonder he doesn't want any of his horses in this game. What kind of retard would unironically show that to boomers as a pitch?
lala erotic
>>578747657the original pitch where racing was the secondary mechanic in an im@s replacement
>>578747657Mind you, Kaneko is known for being very stingy with license and not approving his hors for any game, but I'm sure that PV certainly didn't help. There's also the rumour that we had way more license and owners on board at the start but Cygames fumbled the ball so hard we lost most of them until the game actually launch with more focused on keiba and actual racing history.
>noooo the supersire uma can’t have more wives than me!!Umao, can’t wait for literally me Lord K to mindbreak this guy. The naruto run is still the only thing that hasn’t been done again in the entire franchise by the way.
bro is fighting ghosts
>>578718390>Side note, I feel like the writing this year is weaker overall compared to last year. I only read careers though so I can't speak for events.>Kiseki>Royce and Royce>Almond Ai>Victoria Pisa>Lucky Lilac>Aruvu>Daring Heart>Red Desire>Curren Bouquet Doll>Rulership>EpipipiI don't know, it feels more like the good campaigns are really good while the bad one just absolutely subpar by modern uma standard. Like Ai, Lilac, Heart, and Bouquet are genuinely good stories with good character developments, while Kiseki, Aruvu, and Epipipi just sting with lost potentials.
Every "supersire" trope added here is a joke compared to the existence of sundayman. Why even bother doing it?
Sundayman is not JP in the first place, why even bring him up?
>>578748537Sundayman actually going around defying fate and saving his spawns is pretty nice. I wish he would do it more often.
Cygay is trying to overcompensate since this game will never have Pui or Sundayman making ウマ娘 an ineffective time capsule for the history of keiba
Sundayman's name is in katakana in Winning Post unlike every other foreign horse making him Japanese thoughever
>>578748689Yeah, Sundayman isn’t real.I can’t believe you guys still believe in ghost stories at your age, that’s even more pathetic th
besides Kaneko's, are there any horse owner you guys think will be as hype as when they release Sunday racing umas?
>>578749057Uhhhhhhh Danox I guess
>>578748839Why is もう一人の僕 so much fatter?
>>578749186Everyone knows evil makes you plumper.
>>578749057Godolphin? The Lords?
Pui is not JP in the first place, why even bring him up?
>>578748839Imagine the threesome
https://x.com/goku_uma/status/2092260112207655204Glad to see Fujita has another horse to send into Sprint G1s after Sonshi retired prematurely
>>578749662Lots of crying
>pisa is basing trainer-uma relationships on buena and transcendHow about DON'T?
>>578749798Childhood bro? Actually, I wonder when we'll get the >You were actually a girl?!trope uma. It feels like it's only a matter of time.
>>578749798How about
I forgot F4 ended Chrono’s repeat Takarazuka-Arima run and spoiled her retirement race.
>>578749968>It's been 5 years since the 66th Arima KinenFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>578749428Wasn't there already a Godolphin hors in game (Three goddesses don't count)? Or maybe I misrememberedThat said I still wish we have playable overseas hors in game, even though it's a pipe dream at this point
>>578750567You mean Windy? She's only Godolphin because her owner went bankrupt and Darley Japan took her in as a teaser.>That said I still wish we have playable overseas hors in game, even though it's a pipe dream at this pointGodolphin/Darley has been doubling their efforts to break into Japanese racing scene in recent years, so I'm looking forward to maybe having Lemon Pop one day.
>>578750567They might add one as a globalbab exclusive since the EN server is already dying over there.
>>578749896
>>578749958This is rape and a violation of human rights
>>578747546they should send him to the Everest (to job against KYR again) before one last run in HK (to job against KYR again)
>>578749186>damesouNYOOOOOOO!!!!
>>578748537It never made much sense to me. If you're gonna there, then by that logic every mare is just gonna be a slut who gets trains ran on them on the daily, when we all know it's only really Ai-chan's mom who's like that.
reminder Uni is actually undefeated in terms of predestined umatore bond because she already knew it was preordained over 5000 years ago in our world when we domesticated hors
>>578749186Reminder that the anime version of Chevacchi was so out of character that she was the only member of S3 cast to get a new solo song.
>>578753408Nice try Uni, but I don't want to be italian.
>>578748967fuck off sharteen
>>578753524Bold of you think that you have a choice.
>>578750961speaking of which, where the fuck did the rights to the other Shinko horss go anyways
>>578753882It's a real mystery because owner up and disappeared after he went bankrupt in 2001 and we only know that he passed away when a jockey mentioned it in 2023. I don't even know how we got the right to Windy in the first place.
https://x.com/chigutashi/status/2092265749633175970Ai-chan your slut mom…
>>578748452Alright you know what, I'm just gonna say the stinkers are making me biased.
>>578754212>I don't even know how we got the right to Windy in the first placethey talked to Darley Japan back in like 2014 or 15
KUNOICHI SEXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>578728287I actually completely forgor she was released already a while ago
What did she mean by this?
Round…
>>578749186Fatass
>>578756135What a strange cicada.
Tracen is a cicada academy
>>578755756She wants love to bloom in her mouth.
Damn, looks like everyone is jumping ship from Epi. What went wrong?
>>578756695Womanwhore
>>578756695I haven't read her campaign yet but people's reviews in this thread doesn't give me a lot of hope.
>>578756695Ugly and acts like a whore.Mind you, I don't mind flirty umas like Fuji Kiseki, but Epi is just straight-up obnoxious, and feel superficial.
aibros what happened?probably just scalper subhumans rumao
>>578759125This soon after release? Definitely a scalper.
>>578759125I'm sure the world would be a better place if we all decided to just burn scalpers alive.
This horse makes my heart feel all tingly
How would we feel if cygay announced ojou and releases her before tacto
>>578759428I'd like to put truth to the name before anything else.
>>578761013Nevermind how I think, Tact would be happy for her kouhai.
>>578756695Here, she's fixed.
>>578759125This is why you hold until they become as valuable as a used car like SC MochiWHATS!
>>578756695Haha remember when I banged [insert mare]?
>>578762168the original creature, I still love and adore it all these years later
>>578762749Hair still very dumb.
>>578763374Funnily enough none of the named characters fell for it. Like Xina who knew she said the same thing to Gentil and told Beebs not fall for it too.
was her "English" name always supposed to be Vivlos? I remember seeing a thumbnail of a pre-umamusume (or at least pre-musume version of Vivlos) video from the JRA youtube channel calling her Vibros which lines up more with the katakana
>>578764359it's Biblos
>>578764359https://www.jra.go.jp/JRADB/accessU.html?CNAME=pw01dud002013106007/B6https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TripodesThat's katakana for ya.
>>578756135I like this globab's stuff.
>>578764913Verxina, Cheval Grand, and Tripodes. The three sisters.
Phalaenopsex...
>>578764913My question is, do the owners just click random page option on Wikipedia and whatever comes up is what they will name the horse?Like how does one know about some random village in Greece?
>>578764913OPPA!!
>>578766889Verxina...Bepшинa as in Peak...
sexxxxxxxxxxx!!! SEEXXX!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post maru/fine motion for good luck on the banner
>>578770846Anon, I...
>Kaicho, King, Shichi 4P with actually pretty good art
>>578771118It's not really that good desu
wtf she stole all the mass from her cousins...
>>578772306oh my
WHEN are we getting more of this super ultra 熟女??
When is reset?
>>578773946less than an hour
Yet another creature
>>578774986>EBI FLIED LICE....HORY SHET
look at this dork
>>578777451
>>578777451I like to imagine the scenario of her sending lewd selfies to her trainer, but not getting any response or reaction because he left his phone somewhere and her turning into a complete blubbering mess after 10 minutes.
>>578778187two minutes*
>>578778308Nyo…
>>578777710Rulership doomscolling umater after jerking off.
Why is she so popular with femtrainers?
>>578784042Because Cygays wanted her to have that tinge of boyfaggot in her at first glance for the yumes, which she has to an extent, but I can't see her as that with her petulance and fat tits.
>>578784042She has a male voice
>>578785093Deep voices are cute.
>>578784042Because she’s a pathetic female loser “just like me.”
>>578756695eh I don't think she was anniversary material, too recent and not given any development compared to the previous ones
fumufumu very cool torena ability ideas cygays, nyow where's the one that LETS MY FUCKING EVENT CHAINS FINISH WITHOUT BEING BLOCKED BY RANDOM CARD EVENTS REEEEEEEEE
>>578787648Only when you all stop being such sluts for mares.
does epi mention having siblings?
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>>578765143I like the way he draws babbies.
Instead of a playgirl, they should have made her a chef
Wait you can reject epi in her story?
>>578796273Aye, but then the Goddesses vaporise you from the world and you don't get an automatic prompt to continue to the second episode.
>>578789094I fuck obobas only
is this a shit deck or am i just retarded? can't get any higher than UA3. always hit hard cap on speed and power, then either stamina or wit (never both), and then guts the ever forgotten child sits at like 700 or 800
>>578800730not sure, but I think that 2LB Doto is really holding things back a lot, I'm definitely able to get pretty well past Ua3 with a mostly worse deck other than the fact that my Doto is maxed out. guts is also the forgotten child on my runs but a good run can get me S+ guts or sometimes even cross into Ug if the RNG gods favor me
>>578801052yeah that mlb breakpoint is definitely more than i expected, damn
>>578801408Yeah I noticed they changed their general weights, and now the biggest jump will always be between 3LB and 4LB, like Tokui doubling and training jumping 10%.
>>578800730That's a pretty good deck, but if you want to stats bloat then you need to switch Nyu out with another powerful stamina card.
>>578716104we're so back
>>578800730Think doto is holding you back bwo, I run something similar maybe bit worse and generally hit Us
>>578796010They can make her a playgirl but goddamn give her more of a personality than that and UNMEI DA.
>deliberately holding back Deep Impact progenies (was never a problem before)>strong NPC's at Epi's Derby are based on Deep's Derby winning sons in different running styleYeah I think she's coming
It's funny how Epi flirts to everyone but then flirts at Trainer like 10 times harder so it's all ok lol
https://youtu.be/ObvMpsT0tEgHandsome lad
>The voice of fate.
idk why they nerf Logotype's boobs in her 3D model when she's supposed to be bigger than Epi (Logo is B83, Epi B81)
>>578810070they use the same boob model for default outfits
>>578808098I never noticed that we were missing out on Daabi winners before until now.
Why did Cygames do it senpai-dacchi?Why did Cygames feel it was fine to one-shot me with her story?
>>578756695Her design is kinda weird, was willing to give it a pass but goddamn is her career assWhat no Kizuna does to a shrimp, jesus christ
>>578811556What's wrong, dacchi? Don't you like KEY?
>>578811851I just don't think it was fine for them to make me cry at 3AM
>>578799771Huh?That's a himba
Ohhhhh Ebina took Kukuipuka into his stable.
we need to kill trainers who call obobas as himabs
>>578811992Just don't ever forget her, dacchi. Maachan certainly won't ever forget you.Here, enjoy the VN ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o400qsQ3vhY
Dantsu is a himba.Real Dantsu kicked the bucket a virgin, so Uma Danstu is a himba.
>oboba>ohimbadoes it really matter
On the brightside, you can take comfort in the fact that Maachan has one of the most powerful trainer in-universe who's basically a universal constant, so she'll have her happy ending no matter the timeline.
What the fuck are you all yapping about
OHIMBAOBIMBA
>>578812896Ulala cunny uohhhhhh
>>578812820It's not fucking fair>make ulala win turfs, arima, larc, bc>lol nope gets wiped out of existence so ulala remains a loserI will fucking kill the goddesses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585gHASHIRE BOBAHIBIKE HIMBA
Ohimba and oboba doesn't exist, they're all umas.So it's not gay if my wife is a stallion.
Oboba, ohimbaBoth can be turned to a momma.
The hinekure inus are spreading.
>>578800730If you can't get over UA3, you might just be retarded. No way I can reach UA8 and you cannot.
>>578756695They somehow managed to make an even less likeable limited than Pokke while breaking the nice back to back streak we had of actually good anni uma career stories. Impressive really.Shoulda just waited and used Stego if we're saying fuck triples for the slot now instead of being greedy fucks and randomly shadow dropping her like they did, oh well.
F4 might be epi's first big winning son, but Danon Decile is the one that avenged his derby loss to kizuna
>>578800730Have you tried just hitting STA and WIT only on junior and classic year? I use similar deck to yours (0 LB Tazuna 2LB Doto) and managed to hit US2. In my experience, it's really easy to hit cap on Speed on senior year so it's okay to set it aside early. Even more so if you bring speed inheritances. Still have no answer for guts tho lol
>>578824075
>>578811556That's a cute uma, what's her name? Don't remember seeing her in game.
ohimbas...
I'm tired of this fate shennanigansI'm tired of this goddesses' will shitCan't a trainer just be free as he pleases to be and get the uma he picks by himself? Can't we these days?
>>578826130
>>578826130Fuck it, I'm tired of being a trainer as well. Should've joined the Navy instead...
>>578826130These days?NoYou get eviscerated if you refus fate these daysYear 1 torenas sure are lucky
>>578826130Hey now, we got to pick Bouquet, Heart, Aruvu, Lilac, Pisa, and Kiseki without any divine commandment.
>you have to finish a career to get the community rewardswell fuck me I don't want to start this Pandora career over I've been working at it for days now
