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wimmy
shiver for some reason in raiders
AY AY AY Bigglesworth "Big Mantaro" Manfred WON ALL THE HOLIDAY FESTSSSSAY AY AY BEST IDOLAY AY AY RAIDERS DID HIM SO FUCKING GOODAY AY AY
>>578663197Even if we're not counting the repeat fests, Team Sea cucked him out of getting all holiday fests, so no he didn't win them all.
Stop talking about cuckoldry obsessed ntrfaggots
>>578663103should've have an Utsuho feeding minigame like the fat Lumas from mario galaxy
Please?
>>578663614someone should suggest it to that one japanese guy making the idol sex game
>>578663197still not drawing you
>>578663212>We could recognize each other by wearing Friendship BraceletsL-lewd.....
>>578663853would you draw a veemo forcing a deep kiss on a woomy?
>>578663569Bro have you ever had friends before?
More swim form. This artist ventures into The Tumblr Slop (fucking shark-shaped top surgery scars on Shiver...), and has supernumerary tentacles as tails by default, but "defaults" along the edge of it at least by my tastes.
>>578664767Stop posting tumblr art faggot it's ugly.
post /ink/er art
>>578665052Art of /ink/ers or art made by /ink/ers?
>>578665052i'm waiting on a commission
>>578665116the latter is more interesting than people who just commed japanese people to draw their squid
>>578665052my favorite
>>578665248>m.jpgthe original is forever lost
>>578663853Would you draw one of Marina's ridiculously big hair-tentacles being an Octotrooper attached to her head?>>578664837The obsessive faggotry of Tumblr does not FULLY preclude cuteness, and there is a LONG way down from stupid-puppycat.
>>578665052>>578665208been a while since I posted this one
>>578665208sorry for not being special enough to be drawn by drawfags
>>578665549be better
anyone for a short open?
>>578665052
>>578665628Sure.
>>578665248>m.jpg
>>578665487oops, meant to post this one, they're right next to each other in my folder. oh well.
>>578665706holy sex
>>578665748
I wish to draw something new. I'll need an /ink/ pb end photo collage.
>>578666074like do you specifically need a collage or just a bunch of /ink/er cephs?
>>578666074nabbed a random one.
>>578666203i'm not in this one pick another one
>>578666203impressive
>>578665208I have more disposable money than I do patience to relearn how to draw.
>>578666074Here's from the last one
>>578666203LOOK GARY THERE I AM!!
>>578666146just a bunch>>578666442Not this one, I need everyone in different attire>>578666203This will do
>>578666074
>>578666737tell me if you need more to get as many /ink/ers as possible
>>578666074>>578666737Not really pb end but.
>This will do>anons post more/ink/ers vs reading comprehension
No more woomy.
>>578667728Let people post what they like... you worst /ink/er...
>>578667728>nooo stop posting splatoon screenshots in the splatoon general!
The [woomy!] that will pierce the heavens
>>578666779>discord drama
GGs open
GGs openers
GGs open.
>>578667728Teehee is the single most strongest thing in the universe. It consumes and it produces.
>>578668128is this still considered spoilers
>>578668805It's been a month so probably not
>>578668805I prefer woomies without colored fingers.
/ink/ doesn’t post cute woomies anymore
>>578669515Are you telling me my woomy isn't cute?
>>578669515I posted my woomy last thread...
>>578669515this is true since i haven't posted my woomy in a while
>>578669515Sorry I ate them all
>>578669346what's wrong with some ceph fashion?
I'm bad woomy.
https://x.com/UutSCPDQbPqH5kY/status/2091899483735105898
>>578669515
>>578670868uggos
>>578670868they should kiss
>>578670868Extremely good woomies.
>>578670868>tfw earrings say 2 but you're the third wheel
>>578670904this will never happen to me and that's cruel i think
/ink/ers should kiss
>>578670868>>578671080
/ink/er woomveems should have sex with my woomy
>>578672042I'll only kiss my favorite /ink/er
>both games so dead people only want to erp instead of playing them
>>578672629an open room just ended though
>>578672042should i commission my woomy kissing another /ink/er on the cheeksif so, who
>>578672717Your favorite
>>578672717My woomy, teehee.
>>578672765i'd creep them out without their permission
>>578672717How much you willing to spend?https://skeb.jp/@LP8000mao
>>578672861Ask them then
>>578672865>$200 USD for a 1 second animationI cannot wait for AI to take over completely
>>578673018two more weeks saar
>>578673018Maybe this one's more your speed.https://skeb.jp/@birdman46049238
>>578672865maybe not that much...
>>57867326210k?https://skeb.jp/@kaidou_Zx
>>578672928i'm too shy, also they likely aren't playing anymore, i want to pick someone random who's ok with woomveems kissing>>5786734734-6k or less i just want something simple
>>578673624how about https://skeb.jp/@ikwkm_0610
>>578673804perfect now to find a participant
>>578673018>>578673081
>>578673954kill yourself
>>578673018that's nothing, i've paid $500 for an animation once (tho it was quite a bit longer)animation is hard and timeconsuming
I have no mouth and I must booyah
Commissioning a picture of HARDCORE WOOMVEEM ON WOOMVEEM ACTION.
>>578674163I bet your animation wasn't tweened.
>>578674310i have no mouth because i have this wayd too much in the shore
>>578673909post ceph, i need to see if your woomy is good enough for her.
3x8 interspecies bab upon ye
S cucked Ikabod
>>578670497its so obvious what youre doing koldtake your meds>>578669623
>>578675374
>2000+ X power Squiggers in Ttek discovering you can jump to beakons
>>578677514I have teammates in X who still don't superjump to people under the clam basket.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>578677612there are /ink/ers who also won't do this.
>>578677797>>578677612>jump>you die and then i die when i landwow
>>578675374>>578468054i realize i already had this one's skeb saved
>>578677612are you a brush main
>cb starts>match time goes up to 220 seconds
>>578679284where are Chad Sisters?
>>578677410Not a long-term regular, got sucked in by chatter on a fanfic Discord not even a month ago. I don't even have a Nintendo console with a Splatoon game (last was a 3ds), I am just here to post and harvest silly fanart.
>>578680080don't reply to the resident schizo, please
>>578679284he's a literal janitor in raiders
>>578680638Shiver's forced to tradwife and sew and cook and provide though, that's arguably worse than janny duties
>>578680986someone has to feed frye, imagine what would happen if she went hungry
>>578673954hot
>>578681385literally me
>>578681495You little brat
hey /ink/ do you know if we have to keep going tomorrow
>>578673018if you can afford N*gami's game you can afford to commission artists.
>>578683151every day you keep going is another day you can hear a woomy say manmenmi
Do you guys own grand fest shirts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8oXJvZaV8>splatoon reference in anime>it's just self-insert hetero coomerslop for the one hundred billionth time
>>578683939I attempted to get one back then, but I ended up being a bit late to that, and unless they do a rerun on the shirts, I doubt I'll ever have one.
>>578684024>dub
>>578684024bro watches dubbed anime
>>578683939no but I have a Marie splatfest tee from splat 1 days
>>578684434you look like chudjak
>>578683939Yes and I don't wear it because it's 4 sizes too big because Nintendo is retarded
>>578683939yeah
>>578683939I have all three but I only opened the team I played on.
Bangladesh in shambles
>>578684434i need to get floppers
>>578684710i love and hate how talented of an artist you are.
>>578684710me and who
>>578684710>XAARS PLIS LET ME WIN JUST ONE FES- ACCCCKKK
>>578684710>>578684931racism XD
Raid?
>>578684710
I used my magic to turn woomy into an ink cube!
>>578684931she won one in june
>>578684710>BRICS
>/v/ tier humorgo back
Angy baby
current worst posters on /ink/>yebweyys>sanrio foid>sketch>/v/ drawfag
>>578686874He's not gonna draw you squigga
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>578685396>check archives>a literal /sthg/ posterLMAOOOOO
>>578689138source?
>>578688893>1 results found.Liar
>>578672717last call if you want your woomveem kissed on the cheek by a woomveem (or vice versa)
open 2/4
>already got teeheed a few days agoI must not be greedy...
>>578690149have you already chosen one of them or are both still available?
>>578690149do my veemo smooching my woomy pls
>>578690149before I post a referenceis it okay if I request my woomy (/ink/er) being kissed on the cheek by my gf's woomy (not an /ink/er)
>>578690657i'm debating whether i should put my woomy in there or not, for now i can maybe make a list and worst case scenario get a second cheaper comm.
>>578690862oh wait, I just read the prompt, pick either one
>>578690936anon... you can commission that yourself, she'd like it.
>>578691225i don't have money
>>578690569Do it anyway. It's not like you're going to get drawn again in for the rest of the year.
>>578691225we both are insanely tight on money right now, barely can afford groceries and medical bills.Also I'm really shy when I'm not anonymous since she usually does all the talking for me. She is definitely the "excuse me, she asked for no pickles" girlfriend.
>>578690358Woom
>>578691417opening
>>578684710Who made /ink/ like this?
>>578691375i'm sorry to hear that anontheres some cheap options as low as 1200 yen on skeb if you can save up for it
>>578690569do it, i'll add her to the wheelspin>>578690862is this s? sure i can add one of them to the spin unless you want your splat 3 ceph
>>578691552Da 'arty
>>578692047Use the veemo, many thanks
>>578692047>"s"
yeah just let them have the win it's ok no need
>>578692250He's the only one with those eyes.
>>578692335>1000p>a single tristrikehow
>>578688893Haha yeah man just let me>Scorch/Flounder clams>
>>578692603adapt
>>578692603one day you're gonna learn that every rotation always has a bad map
>>578692781every map is bad
>>578692807not true
>>578688893I'll bite, got enough room?
>>578693046yep, opening
who else won a x100 in splatfest while listening to kpop?
>>578692047>>578691349It's alright, other /ink/ers replied now.
>>578694708alright>>578692238would it be possible to get one more reference screenshot of your veemo?
GGs L and HSopen 2/4
>>578695297of course
>>578696206I'll join
Open 3/4
>>578696927Knockan
>>578697895opening
>>578696927ok
>>578698125oops my 4chan didn't refresh the replies there
>>578666074>>578666203>>578666779
>>578698508Good stuff
>>578698508i will never be drawn and that's ok
>Comm errorAAAIIIEEEEE
6pk? of what 6 pack of temu routers?
Raiders and S3 are still in the 20 top weekly game salesRaiders is #2 while S3 is at #11Woomy shall grow nothing can stop woomy now.
>>578698720FUCK I SPIT MY DRUNK OUT YOU FUCKER
>>578698508kino
>>578698508
>>578698753Wait, holy shit.Look at Frye pointing.>it was foreshadowing all along
>>578699076
>>578698995when will someone make Banned from Equestria but with /ink/ers?
>>578699601why would you say this
i bet /ink/ has already forgotten me...
GGGGs open, tilted 2day
>>578698508look gary, there I am AGAIN!!
Damn I shit the bed on that. Fuck splash down. GGs Open.
>>578699995What a st/ink/er.
>>578696206gg
>>578700327I miss when JTVeemo drew more on-model.
Anyone rotting?
>>578700871after just an hour ago realizing that I genuinely don't like living anymore, yeah
>>578698508What is this referencing?
>>578700871Yeah, rotting in my room.
>>578701289St/ink/er you are
>>578698508Pretty cool.
>>578684710>>578698508who are you
>>578701867That is not the same person
>>578684710I hate how half of your art is genuinely cute and the other half is this
>>578702623You say that like his Frye wasn't extremely cute while also being a shitpost.
>>578702790Frye is always cute no matter what
yeah thanks for buffing this weapon nogamiit really needed itthanks
>>578703165this thing is disgusting at ledgecamping now
>enemy team has TWO e-litersD:>they're both shit at aiming and both end up with negative k:d:D
Are there any weapons you'd rather have raw SSU over Comeback?
>>578698508That's me.
Well, anyways, here it is. Yes it's posted this late.
>>578706484>BambooVVE VVON
>>578706484>only 4 pencilsI thought this was supposed to be the stupidly OP weapon
>>578707082it got nerfed in this patch, genius
>>578707082It hasn't been for a year.
>>578707082It is and it won
>>578700871i rot every day
>>578707468sam rot
>>578707239>This patch>Check date
snack time
>>578709250Is that hummus, pesto, guac?
>>578712509it's nutritious feed for growing woomies
>>578709250I wish this artist had open comms.
second snack time
Good morning, I dreamt of woomy today so it's going to be a good day!
Is there any reason why you're NOT choosing Takoroka over Tentatek? Why?
>>578715658Why would I play X? I got my top 500 badge years ago.
The empty space bothers me.
>>578715758if you play for rewards and not for challenge then why are you even playing videogamesgo work, they reward you with actual money
>>578716817I play for fun
>>578716817The reward is seeing your woomy happy when she wins
>>578716856as reggie once said, "if it's not a battle, where's the fun?"
"ORANGE" YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA HAHA
>>578717450doesn't hit the same if you didn't earn it proper
>>578717939I'm only happy if my woomy is still smiling even with a black eye and a nosebleed and scraped knees
In my fanfiction my woomy is really good at ranked so only her wins are canon
>>578718352I do this
>>578718201woomies aren't your playground kids who go cry to momma from a little boo-boo, they are a tough warrior race. the only reason they don't see death in battle as the greatest honor like salmonids is because they can't die.
>>578718608They can without respawn points close by
>>578718654that's when they go on the defensive, a needless death is not honorable.
My woomy killed billions
>>578719214AcceptableShe will bear my progeny and raise them into X rank warriors
Open for the hour or at rotation?
so did anyone actually like challenge queue in 3
>>578698508cute
>>578698508There am I!
>>578721038I'm still waiting for league, bro.
why do you people have a weird disdain for women posting herecan i at least ask what we did to upset you
>>578721038Depends on the challenges but some like boosted height jump or boosted af secondary weapons are fun
>>578723025>weYou know where you are right? You do have some common sense or you're not woomy/veemo
>>578723520answer me
Look at her go!
>>578724623
>>578723938What women have done to make yebweyys mad:>exist>not be woomveem >not give them chances irl even if they deserved one >NTR
The original st/ink/ers...
>>578726371>We could have had bob cut woomies
>>578726371Good woomy
>>578726602/ss/ implications
>>578726602thats not what it said
>feel like playing splatoon 3>play two matches>immediately reminded why i stopped playing by getting one team with two sub .5 KDA teammates and one team with three sub .5 kda teammatesi'm impressed honestly most modern multiplayer games would give you a couple of easy matches to keep you playing but not splatoon 3it'll shit on you immediately
>play open >beat some jobless tryhard duo 100levels higher >close the gameAt least fish don’t make you feel casual or like a woomyfailure
>>578726602Hot
>>578732573retards that started with 3 actually believed the game used engagement based matchmaking despite the game still using the same system
>>578736556you keep saying this but there's no proof it doesand the fact remains i managed to continue playing splatoon 2 all the way to splatoon 3's release but ultimately quit splatoon 3 cold turkey
yet you keep returning
>>578737147post hours.post s2 x power.post winrate.post anything that proves you actually play video games, afknigger.
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>>578739434that's not friendly or a reminder that's just an unfriendly remark :(
>>578739602You would not be able to handle the unfriendly reminder.
Anyone wanna open?
>>578726371man, the urban vibe of those squids is immaculate3 and raiders are massive stylistic regressionsfuck chaos
>>578740450
>>578740647You voted for it.Fought for it, even.
Chaos is based but also cringe, it gave me Frye but it also ruined my life.
>>5787406473 is still urban, what the fuck are you talking about
>>578740518I'll play some open
>>578723520>common sense>veemoTartar was right and all Veemos should've ended up blended into a fine paste, all the most annoying and worthless players are Veemo players
racism XD
>>578741096Opening if you're still up
>>578741319Plants would die if we were to feed you to them
>>578741319based, keep up the fight
>>578740647>The game that takes place in ancient ruins and islands not touched by modern civilization is just like the game set in SplatsvilleRetarded much?
>>578741319notice how you only say this about female cephs and not about male cephsglass houses
>>578741975male cephs... do not really matter.
Callie..your strength. I can feel it. You saved me.And Marie's gentleness..and what? Pearl. right..I understand. Don't let myself get lost.Marina's wisdomBig Man's Courage...Frye...Thank you..
>>578742453>japanese players>octos and not inklings with hime or bowlcutshit meme
>>578740518Is this even going still or should I just get on Raiders?
>>578742781get on raiders, I'll join you
>>578742781Opening soon
>>578742909>>578742942Uhhhh
>>578742984https://justflipacoin.com/heads open, tails raiders
>>578743140Oakland Raiders it is
>>578741975he's always bitching within minutes whenever someone talks about how shitty octo players are, particularly veemos, like he takes it personally. mormon ass behavior.
>>578743195alrighty, room goin up
>>578740708did not vote for it>>578740843not urban enough, no style and no grace>>578741795don't set the game in typical fantasy ancient ruins and islands then? salmonid culture is all recent, post-human extinction, it just pretends to be ancient. the solution is right there, splatoon's post-apocalyptic setting means that the actual ancient ruins and lost civilisations are our cities and whatever creatures inhabited them since.
>>578743195you coming?
>>578737147The game's been datamined for years, the problem is that they keep tweaking the Power system in every patch to try and force "competitive" matches with a "balanced" skill distribution on both teams without accounting for the fact that people can get carried into a higher MMR and drag you down when they get put onto your team.
Dreamt about a woomy made in Japan. Good signs
>>578744865How do you datamine code a matchmaking system? There shouldn't be any reasonable design that would include that in the game's files, right?
GGs L
Gggs SH, some tough matchs but we did really well
>>578715658one day i want to get my top3000 badge. but until i'm certain i'll be able to im playing tako, ttek is hell
>>578715658i hit my own personal goals years ago, i don't even bother with X anymore
>>578745416some games do have mm code clientside, but i don't think splatoon does, despite it being nintendountil only recently we could see MMR values in replays though, which showed that if the system is able (so, in takoroka) it generally will make close matchesEOMM is very rare, and mostly doesn't go much beyond "have a per-session MMR so if you lose a bunch it'll assume you might just be playing bad today and match you lower" which is arguably not even EOMM, but just an attempt at making the matchmaker handle the variance of skill betterthe real issue is that glicko (which is what most games including splatoon) uses is not actually meant for direct comparison. you can't take two players and say "this one's rating is 50 higher therefore they will more likely win", let alone take two teams of four and average their ratings and compare those. glicko only compares a player to the general horde, and in a single direct comparison there's way too many possible variances that a single number could never ever encapsulate
I need a suggest for JRPGs /ink/the fish and japs are pissing me off
>>578748904Persona series, Megaten series, Digimon story Cyber Sleuth/Hacker's Memory/Time stranger
>>578749832If you only want 1 I highly recommend Time Stranger on Hard mode. Very satisfying
>>578715850That just means another flop style soon(ish)
>>578721038Depends on which one was up. Some where very fun some where meh others were no I am not enjoying this.
>>578749832>>578749957I don’t like Digimon I think I’m just gonna go back to fishing on Raiders by myself
>>578743195>Oakland raidersI haven't heard that name in years
woomies sure like to eat
>>578751958Being silly all the time requires a lot of energy
>>578751958What about fat veemo?
I love my woomy. Do you love your woomy? Do you love my woomy?
How do I get senpai to notice me?
>>578745145I dreamt that I copied Tim’s look for my own woomy and everyone else here went along with it.
>>578755370be a dumb, hungry, aggressive and fat goblin i guess
>>578755370Its easy just be able to do these 6 simple steps and your set1) Be a woomy2) Be choco color3) Be hungry all the time4) Have a bad sense of direction5 Very important!!) have some big woobies6) Always show belly
>>578758916What if I don’t wanna take my clothes off?>>578758302That only works for Frye
Turf war is kinda hard actually. Harder than clam blitz.
52 mains get depth sentence
Would anyone be interested in some Salmon Run at the hour?
>>578759729It's because only the last 30 seconds of the match matter.
>>578759092then you're out of luck because big man, her other (only) friend is always naked.
>>578741246Anyone has that /ink/ blender image of
>>578760521Late but if you're still looking I could.
>>578762370Big man isn't naked all the time he wears a hat. He's only nude if he takes the hat off.
>>578762971
>>578763250Room going up
Do I go through with it?Chara and Gem squid school said this is the one to go with
>>578763604you're supposed to buy all weapons
>>578763604buy all the weapons dumdumyou shouldn't need a youtuber to tell you that 52 is good
>>578763558knock
>>578763717why?>>578763774what happens when you buy everything
>>578763314>my weyy isn't thereIM FREE
>>578764116this is a veemo only collage
>>578764092any excess tickets you get can be used for gacha
>>578764116Weyyos got sent to hell instead.
>>578755412We saw a Tim clone yebby once. Clash blaster main too. We had to kill it. We can't have someone fucking fish and getting fucked by fish.
>>578763838Opening
>>578763314even if i was a veemo, im not good enough for tartar...
>>578763314Who are all these people? Of course the underage attentionwhoring mormon is there
>>578764217>gamblingseems pointless
>>578764240>slaaneshi pleasure pits with warp corrupted weyysNow that's an idea.
My brain just short circuited that round. Gomen.
How "good" do I have to be to play with /ink/ rooms? Is S+ the minimum
>>578764841>Doesn't recognize all those veemosTell me your not this new without being this new
>>578765182you need to be at least 2600 x power else people will make fun of you secretlysource: my own insecurity
>>578765272don't reply to the schizo
>>578765182just b urself
>>578765495>2600in Tako or Ttek either way I'm in B right now so I will fuck off to Reddit Splatoon
>>578765774im just pulling your leg, idt theres a skill requirement here, open isn't a competitive high-stakes mode. at least people didn't mind me when i dared to join despite being a shitter
>>578765974I'll come back when I get to S+ to be safe thanks
I started joining when I got S, and most of the time I fuck around with whatever weapon sings to me. I am fond of explosher despite being a shooter main
>>578763314I wish I could be blended up like these veemos...
>>578766359And then injected into other veemos?
>>578766186good luck! you'll be there in no timeit can be good tho to play with people better than you to learn fast, the invitation's always open
>>578765182Its casual so really doesnt matter. Play in pbs if you dont want to play on the ladder.
>>578766657>play with people better than you to learn fastIf only I had this ability. I'm just a ceph running on instinct every game
GG's Salmonators!
ggs woom room
ggss fiskare
>>578767979Sealife is so silly.
anyone want to raid for a bit? Have about an hour and a half to kill
>team beach is losing in the halftime?>deploy ze cheatshttps://x.com/LVIisTNayn8786/status/2092033585800998939
https://x.com/kiipandaa/status/2091891259543806370
>>578769509explain yourselveshttps://x.com/suzu_1907/status/2091394535234675058
>>578769509Some things never change.
Veemo game
Raiders 2 leak
Section 32 of the 1986 Salmon Act: It is an offense to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances.
>>578772189POLICE!! IS THAT FISH STICK JENGA?!
>just got a coldfuuuuuuuck
>>578773689NOOOOOOOO
>>578773689It's gobver...
>>578773689Stop breathing on me goblinaGet your germs away from me
anyone wanna play some open?
>>578703391God, don't I know it. I was getting fucked by carbons on the ledges of hagglefishwhy the fuck does the "short range roller" have the same kill range as regular rollerswhy nogami
>>578775749ok
>>578775749Shore
>>578703391>>578776091>What are bombs
>>578776091They want the vanilla kit not be the worst thing in the game, which is an impossible task given that zipcaster is trash because it's E-liter fuckmeat, and it has two other kits that are far better than it.
>>578776660opening after this game
>>578684710notice how GT is radio silent after this
>>578775749Sure
Would you /ink/
>>578777045it's in his best interest to remain silent out of shame of his peers.
>>578777084No, poor woomy, I'd release her
>>578777084I'm gonna teach her how to play Uno
>>578777084i'll eat eclairs and donuts in front of her while she's still gagged
>>578777067opening
>>578777084My woomy would use her tard strength to free herself.
>>578777084she will be forced to play my game and get flar'd there too
Why is there a side of /ink/ that wants to hurt woomies? Cute aggression is for faggots
>>578778357It's jealouse octo and yeb players
should i change my name to H3R0INH3R0
>>578779114If you wanna get banned and advertise how much of a junkie you are.
ggs open
Ggs open!
>>578778357Octos exist
>>578779960Sadly
ggs woomiesbgs me
>>578779015Not true. My weyyo loves woomies, perhaps a bit too much...
Boom.
>>578781237GET THE CAMERA MOM
>>578781237do it again i wasn't looking
>>578782382Wao!
>>578781237rare a booyah...
>>578781237Staged
>>578781237is this supposed to be impressive???
>>578783818Age old meme...
>>578783818No I'm fucking shit but it is a satisfying and lucky rare occurrence.
>>578784128Yup, that's a good woomy.
You're a kid now.
>>578784998Finally. Hated those stupid eye masks.
>>578781237ProChara is that you
>>578784998Too delicate
>>578783818grow up ThatsSo
guys i miss tia and shabu
>>578786580they are 40 years old by now Anon
guys i miss because i have bad aim
>>578786764No anon, the other team doesn't have lag issues or shot-blocking cheats, you just keep aiming at their feet
I need a guide on how to kill hammers head on. Its been 4 years since this game came out and i still dont understand it.
>>578786738Are there really old people in my homegenny?
>>5787874461) use a weapon with a fast fire rate or shot velocity2) aim lower3) it's a matter of luck sometimes
>>578787446>PhilteredPray they're already damaged and that your shots line up with an opening
>>578787447I’m probably the oldest I’m 37
>>578787828Grandpanon...
>>578787828name/rank/fc?
>>578787828You made me realize I will probably be in my 30s when splat 4 comes out and their final fest happens
I threw my back out with motion controls...
RIP to that one woomy in plaza who just got into the game and got diagnosed with arthritis.
>>578790404
>>578790404Annoying artist but I think their style's cute
>>578790731The artist is cool
>>578790404>>578790618Why the pajeet dot? She doesn't have one, this is like adding bottom lip plates and neck rings on marina cuz she's black
>>578791284newfag...
>>578790731More annoying than riji?
>>578791284@drswfags free idea
>check their account>literally only art posted>only political post is a kirk oneare you in the same discord server as them or
>>578783818as opposed to what you post like this, cucKold mormon?
>>578792234rentfree.
>>578792439don't reply to the schizolet it screech into the void for eternity
>>578792234Bros...maybe I'm not the worst player in all of /ink/
Got lucky on a raid>Playing a simple spicy raid at Chowda Buried Ruins>Get two Primo weapons a 4 star bucket and a 5 star soap bottle splattershot Even the two veemos with me were good veemos booyahed at the end of every floor and squidparty before we grab the treasure chest.
>>578792234I’m not impressed
>schizo melty
Hey Lily I mean sketch tanWhat name did you go by on the Wii U again?
>>578781237>special passively climbing after that 3 killExplain
>>578794789Deadname me and I’ll make you regret it.
>>578795202Flow aura anon
>>578795346I'm sorry I thought you were a real girl
>>578795346
>>578793819What would happen if I tried adding these people. Not maliciously, just bored and lonely
>>578795346this doesn't make sense even as a falseflag because lily is a girl's name unless you're implying sketch's previous name was that of a girl
>>578795346Here Sketch I got the proof for you
>>578795369...flow gives passive special charge? i thought it was just a bunch of movement related buffs.
>>578796525What the...
Do you people actually want this general to improve or are you going to keep replying.
>>578793819it's funny how you still don't have anything newer than thisi can blow this general up with screenshots but they'll remain in my folders for all of eternity
>>578797675Please drop a doc so the there can be silence. It's too loud here.
>>578797815hmmmnyo
>>578797675so you're conceding you keep receipts on top of being trans
>>578798142i'm not who you think i am i also keep receipts of everything, including past threads. it's for myself.
>>578798513Then why did you bring it up.......
>>578798647because i think it's funny some guy has been posting the same screenshot of the same public unmoderated /ink/cord that's dead currently since he cannot get inside the exclusive ones.
>>578796692It inks the area around you letting you gain charge points from free ink splatter.
>>578797552Time stamps are very close together. Its all one shitter samefagging might even be going as far as posting on PC then phone posting to make it look more convincing.
>>578798513There's people I could post screenshots of anons and r/splatoon's staff but it really doesn't benefit me or the general as a whole.
>>578799324Somehow that's even sadder.
>>578799357...but you just did
>>578799357stop falling for /ink/ers
idk the fuck is going on, but idgaf about that, where the hell are the cephs y'all
We're all somehow moving away from the fact that kold is the one behind all this.When 4chan was down and he wasn't in the thread when it came back nor in the 8ch threads there was literally no shitposting at all, go look in the archives
>>578787828>37>oldestsit down, kiddo
>>578799357rainy is a good guy
>>578799357r you didn't have to post this
>>578799761I only post cephs if soneone makes art.
>>578799951Can you ask soneone?
>>578799761Any good excuse to post woomy is enough for me.
>>578799761found em
>>578799854Ika Unc, is that you? Have you returned to spread more wisdom
Short open?
>>578800871yes, see >>578663714
>>578795346please stop larping as me>>578794789>>578796525>he thinks I'm whoever this "lily" person isIs this seriously your entire basis for your schizo posting? That's actually super sad, all of it based around a poorly constructed headcanon
>>578799761
>>578801012Not with you
>>578801128Okay Amarae, admin of r/splatoonIt just hit me you two type the SAME
>>578801012Yes.
>>578801128strong arms doko
>>578801289Opening
>>578801012Aye
great, more off-topic bullshit for one of the spammiest and most off-topic generals that refuses to talk about the game. wish moderators were actually here to enforce draconian punishments for the slightest deviation. thread-specific range banning a handful of specific "people" would work wonders.
>>578801012yes if there's still a slot
>>578801573Opening
>>578801128And the top things off sketch if you are the schizo, I’m thinking of you would know I’m fat because I sent selfies in the moderator chat. At least most of the people that have seen my picture in DM have been nice enough not to bring up my weight except for you.
i'm surprised she hasn't been nono'd yet
>>578801309I promise it's on the way. Started on it but didn't like how it was turning out, so going to try and actually make my tablet work for this. Mouse art just isn't cutting it>578801421>578801780You literally are just talking about someone else at this point. Please log off and go for a walk, it'll do wonders for your mental health.
>>578801975Act the fool, girl act the fool
I forgot that route exists.
>>578802447Nogami only puts it there when he needs to force a loss.
who else going to try to reach s+2 while listening to kpop
>>578799357>not turning r/splatoon staff into bigger lolcows
Brb splatting myself.
gggs
GG's Openeers
I beat my woomy over the head with my switch after she said she liked H2Whoa and The Verve and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>>578803902Almost 4 year old game and people still do this.
>>578801902not worth the effort when all he plays is raiders
I have a seasonal title coming in 30 rolls, should I blow money and tickets for Ace Gadabout (Sizzle) now, or hold for Super-Duper Lucky Lucky Duck (Drizzle)? I have the other two from each season.Leaning towards the Duck personally.
>>578804717Just b urself.
>>578804717I never learned how to seed check, LeanYoshi's site is busted How?
>>578804853You kept your seeds if you checked them before Nintendo broke the old methods.
>>578804794>there is no Attorney nounYeah, more arguments for Duck.>>578804853There used to be a seed finder for Shellout where you didn't need to import anything, only provide about 10-15 consecutive rolls. But I don't see this option now. I had my seeds found/added long ago.I see that you can now do something by getting your account data from Inksight, I'm not sure if that works now or not because Nintendo.
I found an extremely cheap artist if anyone's interested. I think their style should be fine for woomveems and yebweys.https://vgen.co/Anzio_so
>>578805929LOL
>>578805929Neato.
>>578805929LMAO
>catbox is down when i wanted to submit a woomy commission:(
>>578806497just use Google Drive like a normal person?
>>578806613>using google
>>578806497It goes down all the time. Don't make it harder than it needs to be for the artist and use a real service.
>>578800119A good woomy>>578801147A good woom/veem>>578801891Good veemo>>578802757Good woomy>>578803234Good foxwooms
>>578806497catbox is completely unreliable, use something else
>>578807151anyone wanna play some open?or do i stop procrastinating
>>578807323Not with you
>>578801170>>578807394What’s your problem :/
>>578807394pssssh.... whatever....
oh no, splatfest tourists are still here???guess it's time to be slightly productive
>>578807323I shouldn't but I'm down
>>578807323what's the rotation right now?
>>578808447>tank top shPURE SEX
>>578808447Rip. I guess open room when I catch it.
>>578808447youre just bad imo
>>578808447>Charger with 16 killslooks like the main issue>Blasterabout normal>Bucket expected
Since open is closed. Anyone want to raid?
>>578809283E-liter is the strongest weapon in the game, bar none. Not much you can do when given a forced loss.
total flartard death
>>578809595sure
>>578809727Room is opening in... in about..... now
>>578802942Amarae was a shit Adm*n who did nothing but complain about "her" polycule with Nick and some lady. Always invisible. Always acting like they never did anything wrong. Too bad reddit schizos turned on me or I would have a lot more I nooticed. You really are like a pick me girl except not a girl, Sketch aka Lily aka Amare aka CASEY
Giving /ink/er cephs burgers!!!
>>578809828based jenna I would grope her woomy and treat her to a seanwich
>>578809828Nah I think Sketch is a retarded fag, I just can't pass up a laugh at any and all redditors
>>578810425bedbreaking sex with this veemo
>>578810425Do you think this beeb would let me take her out on a date?
>>578810598>>578810491S...
>>578810103Thanks anon, my woomy loves burgers.
>>578808447Normal aerospray behavior
GGs Raiders.
GGs F! Thanks for joining the raid
I'm not a transphobe but transgender ceps really ruin things for not only LGBT but how people think of woomveems No wonder /ink/ is so bigoted and racistPost ending in 6 is where Off the Hook goes on World Tour next
I hope for one of two things to happen by the next gameEither A)Splashtag progress is carried over from Splat3 so I don't have to 10* my main or grind for my title all over againOr B)Splatoon "4" is just Nintendo getting the defibrillator out and resuming 3's content cycle for the next however many years
>>578809828you really are a female nono.
>>578812083I'm neither French and aerospray is a garbage shooter when there's better things to play. Fuckj Fr*nce.
>>578811976>Post already ends in 6Grats, looks like they're going to /ink/
Apologies S, I was eating some pad thai
>>578813164how about you eat the pad between my thighs
>>578813525only if you got yum yum sauce on it
>>578812048>Thinks a JP game won't be a grind festYou'll grind every single badge, title, clothing and everything back once again and like it.
wtf 97-99F is Hard
>>578813581is that what you call a failed pregnancy
>>578813925I call it dinner
sorry W, I'd love to keep playing, I really would, but I'm starting to fade a little bit. GGs though!>>578811581You too, sorry I forgot to respond
good night /ink/
>>578814434Gobnight
>>578809828so are all your boogeymans the same person in your head or what
>>578814412>>578814434GGs S, no worries, I'll just open a dream raiders lobby. We can continue from there. Sleep well!
force feeding woomies eggs
>>578814987>
>>578815034whoever you are, I hope and pray your dreams are comfy woomies and your pillows are nice and cool
>>578815034I requested this art in 2017.
oh to wake up seeing woomy still asleep, smile, then fall asleep again
Dreaming of a woomy who says mean things to you all the time but at night, when you're asleep, she secretly goes into your room to say she loves you
>>578817216Tsundere woomies
>>578812048A new title is needed to infuse the game with new players. Part of that is breaking the gap between the profoundly autistic and normal people who see players running around with stuff that takes 5 years of 40 hours a week to get and just turn off the game instead of playing with them.
Somebody tell me that a five star primo engine dynamo roller is still shit in raiders so that I can stop grinding out this solved ass game for no reason.I just wanted to see what it could one shot with ice breaker at +50
If you ever feel that you're bad at the game, just remember that there are people that genuinely do this.https://x.com/shirasu___s/status/2092193724638155002
>>578818525I think they were trying to hold it until timeout but they did a shit job
>>578819750There were 30 seconds left.
>>578821097yeah
>>578821097be warned, may not be the entire rot. sorry in advance if i up and vanish
How sinister is /ink/ really? Between the gay black male stuff and le racism XD is the dramafaggotry really all there is to it?
>>578822216np im probably only going to play an hour im getting pretty tired
>>578822376>What is Greenhoodie>What is Discord Grooming>What is DoxxingI hate newfags so much it's unreal
how do you even combat roller and ninja
>>578823641Shoot enemy ink that you're planning to go towardsAren't a shooter/splatling/dualie/bucket/charger? Fuck you
how do people here climb S+10 so easily
that veemo ruined your win pose last game S, i'll punt her across the plaza
guys I think the kit system in Splatoon is kind of gaybut if there wasn't one, everyone would just use splat bomb or something
>>578824564That's extremely gayNow if there were only three subs, then that would be kino and straight>Burst>Succ>SensorEverything else should die.
