previous >>578542309
guys i think ive decided where im gonna go on holidays for my birthday next year do you want to hear
no not really
>>578681447knowing your taste in men greece?
oh ok :/
>>578681447nemus retreat?
>>578681298UIM is one of most "gamemode" gamemodes.- Provides a completely new perspective on the game and its items- Alternative account progression goals (e.g. filling important stashes)- Alternative training methods- Somewhat of a "challenge" (not really) by having to do content often with suboptimal gear and down a bunch of inventory spaces- The runescape formula (do X so I can do Y so I can do Z) but amplified massively, down to the point where you're planning inventory spaces and the resources from contentBronzeman was just "ironman is too hard I have 516 jobs and 16 million kids I only get to play for 15 nanoseconds a week".
What are some money-making methods I can do? I currently do herbs, birdhouses, cactus spines, and giant seaweed combined into a single run. I know I can add white berries to it, and possibly Snape grass for more profit. I have my Kingdom running. Is there anything else passive to add? What about PVM?
suck my dick babygirl its 50m/hr
>>578682192Perilous moons or some shit.Also, sell that archer's ring and seer's ring. You definitely don't need it, and the money could be used for literally anything else.
give us a hint id like to take a guess first
>>578682192get a job
ok well you know how i went to prague this year and visited the church from the Love & Evil album cover well itll kinda sorta be a continuation of that except for yyxy i think this hint is a bit much though its too easy no
>>578682006uim should be a plugin not something the game is balanced against. its a meme mode done by a fucking youtuber that should've never been integrated into the game.
>>578682392What would I replace them with?
>>578682257I'll ge dance with you for free I'm a fashionscape master
odablockShalom
>>578683038UIM is full of mechanics that cannot be replicated by a plugin.>>578683091If you actually take a look at range and magic accuracy as stats, they're incredibly useless the vast majority of the time, at least at that point of the account.Something like the ring of the gods is far more generally useful.
>>578673132i want to do this...
i could do that but i need more than your toon maybe some vocal encouragement or beratement
>>578684380find me somewhere
Welp time to glass blow to 65 crafting, fun....I wish I fucking had wyrmcraig unlocked
>100 hundred tries>still unable to even reach solI'm so bad at this game. i can reach doom wave 17 but colosseum/inferno are too difficult. I wish we could just buy the items instead
>>578685570me personally I might be able to reach sol but I cant do doom past wave 3 or 4the larvas and the retarded melee punish is so fukken retarded sorry not sorry
its because you are a low functioning autistic retard
>>578685570What are you dying to? Double south spawns? Just fucking up solves in general?
do you think d3ks will forgive us if we all post a bunch of vocaroos apologizing to her
your going to hungary
>>578686198south spawns 90% of the time
has you know who addressed the situation yet
yea :) 332
i have been lazily banking sunstone all day im only at 4k out of 7.5k i need to craft all my fursi guess ill start crafting wednesday
hey whats that varlamore prayer thing with the wines can someone write me a guide
dk3s made me naked dogeza for forgiveness
yeah you buy wines from the bar next to bank at the vale totem place then you put sunshard things from colo or hunting sunlight antelopes into the wines to make sunfire wine then you take your noted bones and cash to the teomat and bless them on the big pyramid until you got a big stack of boneshards then you take the boneshards and 27 sunfire wine and bless the wine on the pyramid then you run into the building to the north and use the libation pool for a bunch of xp per click you can use bone shard helper plugin if these instructions arent clear
is it worth spending my first 100 nuggets on the upper level access in the motherlode mine
reveal yourself
why did the eel girl like d3ks so much
>that one osg poster with herpes simplex type 2
thankfully i went dry only on my favourite dt2 boss for the axe
i pray i dont have to do 403 leviathan kills
my farming storage is now completethanks hespori
*eats popcorn while osg cc implodes* hi jason
>>578691000qrd?
578691143youre gonna need to be more specific than that
sorry i posted in the wrong thread while catching up just wanted to say:>>578672217lol
>>578681067Last time I played Runescape the OP graphics were the new, premium look. If that’s old school, what was the first version called?
doing: wilderness agilitylistening: Neighborhood Trans Woman Keep Tricking Guys, Ends Badly
FINALLY got my rune pickaxe at 62 mining and it feels so good
>>578692090the first version was called Runescape Classic. the op image depicts Runescape 2 which is the game Old School Runescape was forked from
another day of not being a free e "gf"it's over etc
>>578692097cutest kitten?
>>578692273why so late?
i couldnt afford it before
another day another bed another no maddy episode upload I hope he is getting some boring grinds out o the way while editing so we get the episodes rapidfire mode
do you think god stays in heaven for fear of what he's created
no
ok then
A girl called me for drinks after work and kissed another dude in front of me while i play osrs on my phone
oh you have a friend thats nice
thats huge
ive never been called by a girl before so youre doing better than me
a girl called me creepy once
Creep.
i hung out with a girl for 45 mins last week we got hot chips
I'm literally so lonely. No one text or call me. I sit in my room all day. Office work, gym, me & my thoughts. I legit don't even have one single friend that ever asks me to hangout or is an actual friend, not one !
Size 9 star W602 Rellekka mining area
d3ks could fix all of us but she wont selfish bitch
i have sex so much all the time that its not even fun anymore
sometimes you have to fix yourself
im sorry thats happening to you
its true nobody will come and save u
hello hello hello what should i spend them on
>>578696365the bag thats most useful to you or wait until you get 42 more and get upper area and hopper
are we still on world 13 in sr?
Cleared toa yesterday with 10 deaths at rl 0. Now that I've had a taste I just want to raid all day but my stats suck and I have no gear.
oh no the UIM community of around 1000 players
>>578682392What if I don't have Perilous Moons unlocked?
>>578698581Unlock it.
wish d3ks would unlock me
you guys never told me that making giant swords was also making giant stacks of cash
doing: corplistening: DSP MULTIPLE TOXIC CRASHOUTS leads to HUGE MELTDOWN over something so stupid
>>578699520big jiant sword
all of a sudden my cash money pile has grown from 2734 coins to 140kthank you giants!
FINALLY THE DRY STREAK IS FUCKING OVER
>>578700837gz
Wow this thead is dead as fuck im gonna go play battlefield
is there truly no other way to train crafting on an iron than worldhopping for 10 hours to buy sand and soda ash
my birthday is in just over 2 weeks do you want to know what im going to do for my birthday
>>578702010you mine stars and cut gems or do the new redditscape method of getting hunter furs and do golem crafting
sure
i have your birthday in my calendar so for your birthday my plan is to log into osg and type happy birthday anonymouse
i would hate to have a birthday on such a tragic day id be in a somber mood all day never forgetting
dont say that to her it probably wasnt her fault
will there be a party at your gaff
Finishing The Fremennik Exiles, not sure what I did wrong. Killed the Jormungand and just got kicked out the cave as soon as it hit 0HP? I still had plenty of health and food. Didn't disconnect. It wants me to do the fight again Is there something I'm missing? Ran out of prayer right at the end but that was it
>>578703704Dumb, I just had to walk back in again and the fight was over. Left and resupplied for nothing
:-\
why are you using that language
um reply number ending in 2086 said she wanted to know
i am so sick of the awful languaeg too
tfw no redhead, type B, UIM bf(best friend)
would your rh tb uim bf like pilk
i actually know a uim just like that shes a friend of my other uim friend
look at me i have two friends im so cool
she didnt say that she said she had one friend and an additional person she knows
thank you the other one is simply an acquaintance i have seen maybe once or twice but her hairs really red and her helms really silver
my rsbf and i lost last night too it might still be the same map
would anyone object if i ordered a pizza tonight i got a door dash coupon
they use the coupon to manipulate you into giving them money you should just eat rice adn vegentables
ive had rice and vegetables and chicken for like the last 4 days dont you think its alright if i treat myself
oink oink
well if its time for a treat its fine i guess i have no futther objections as long as you either tip the driver nicely or pick it up yourself
>>578708254better yet get on a diet ya fat cunt LAWL
i always tip nice and just to be clear im no treatlerite
okay then i approve of your pizza please enjoy and let us know what toppings you pick
>>578707942bro you post pokeslop that hasnt been good since gen 4
girl why reply to the bait
youre right.i love all our posters even in their moments of weakness or vulnerability
can you post a trailer or soemthing ive never seen gumdan
after a quick glace, you faggots are so mentally ill.who wouldn't thunk an autistic game would attract autists.
im keeping it simple tonight with pepperoni and jalapeno and a hot honey drizzle
i thought gundams was mechs thats just 2 girls hanging out
does anybody else find catherby extremely uncomfy
oh my god its a vegan pizza place
well based off that i wouldnt even expect there to be mechs
so let me get his straight, john gower originally designed the voidwaker to be a quest reward... but the new lgbtq mafia devs made it a 600 hour grind in the wilderness that takes a minimum of 3000 different boss kills?? why is this allowed?
how about you post about the fucking game or go find a different thread to be off topic fags in or better yet use the discord that you are obviously in
i did get pked the other night in deep wildy but the pker gave me my stuff back
>>578711096>>578678032
my toon was low on hp so i fed her chocolate cake but i already regret it i think ill drop the 2/3 chocolate cake item https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Chocolate_cake#2/3 on the floor
bit wasteful
i didnt even want the chocolate cake i wanted a sandiwch but its late so the sandwich lady only had weird ones left
>>578711657how fucking annoying. as a femboy twink faggot, i can't wait for the imminent 41%.mod wolf and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
i hate when they only have the weird ones left
sometimes i feel like the weird one left
>>578712078post femboy tummy or gtfo attention whore
>>578712367lmao fuck you nigger.(You)
>>578712528based
Now that I've got my confliction gauntlets and can reach 20% magic damage in a 3-way switch, I'm wondering if I should keep bashing my head on the wall at doom or pivot to yama.
>>578712681yes
jarvis how do they make the cheese vegan
they make it by milking coconuts or other nuts or beans
never drink the milk from a coconut you found in the darkor one that you found in an entry mode ToA
or the brutus milks lol remember that debacle
got this earlier today waging. guess i'll be scaping all day
>Bro won't try the game for 20+ years>Finally decides to give RS a chance>Only if Iron Man>Make group Iron Man with him>He's enjoying the game>Randomly decides he wants to de-iron>All that progress and hard work lostNow i feel like quitting. This was all so he could buy Prayer pots or some stupid shit i have like 400. Oh well guess I'll just get a few bonds and streamline some material-intensive skills
for the briefest moment i thought that was a box of matiz
stupid phone wont charrge to 100% so i run out of battery at work playing osrs
you should get a portable charger
>>578713840This is why I'd never play group iron.The possibility of putting so much time into an account and for it to become "worthless" due to things outside of your control.
gorup play with a friend or stanger is pretty dumb, no one is going to be as autistic and committed to it as you.
please dont mention group play it remembers me of when i got denied from joining the official osg gim team
that really soured my enjoyment of playing in the official osg gim team and im sorry it happened to you
why were you denied
i told d3ks to get raped
fuckin' d3ks
doing: cutting maples in seers villagelistening: Wawa Employee Caught Stealing From Cash Register to Pay Bills
im picking at my 2/3 chocolate cake
>>578717474wish i had a chocolate cake irl and wasn't on a diet i'd eat the entire thing in one sitting while listening to youtube videos
that was longer than 5 seconds on the floor
i lied about putting it on the floor i just pushed it aside to the edge of my desk
why did you feel the need to lie about something ilke that
i guess like it was more like i changed my mind
you say that but is it the truth of the matter like for real
ive thrown it in the bin now i hope your happy. and satisfied
you better be training your hardcore buddy
need to throw it in some bin rn fr
just bank it
its better to throw it away i have big plans for dinner and i dont want to spoil my appetite
quit that
any clans I can join? Just looking to shoot the shit with people who are a little bit racist
check reddit
>>578719293not racist enough
what if jagex starts.adding ai agents as players? technically it's better than just spawning items into the economy, right?
yeah what if
>>578719498having decent ai to TOB with and play lms against is preferable to the current state of things
are there any boys here i have a question
my bf is next to me but he just fell asleep
yeah whats up
ok so if pee is stored in your balls dont they get really big and heavy when you have to pee really badly
I put 10k on the ground brojust telegrab it broits free broyou won't go in the wildy, don't worry broits safe, bro
no pee is stored in your bladder last i heard. your balls are just to indicate that you're a man
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
>>578719841what
threadly reminder that bronzeman was polled alongside killing puppies and got less votes
>>578720430only faggot iron niggers do this just so you realize
>>578720518fuckin dumb normal account easy mode retard. did you buy the rest of the game off the ge retard? posted up at the fucking ge like a cocksucker
language
>>578720679you got filtered by the main game so you relegate yourself to the "i click the boxes 12 hours a day" crowd. fucking alch yourself dumbass
killingpuppieslet that sink in
>>578721001seethingironlet that sink in
how come when i go meanie mode nobody tries to claim i got filtered by the main game
>>578721039shut up dumb bitch
shut the fuck up
this girl is so fucking mad i'm not seething or an iron
just had a really good rsn idea but it got rejected
nothing is more satisfying than using the bone of an iron to train my prayer
>>578721241i had one that was so badass that it got manually changed by jagex one day when i logged in
i could really use a bone rn
>>578721309
same girl
yes please
whats a girl in osrs we only have body type b
thank god we voted for $35/lbs steak to protect women's sports
>>578722680no they cant, its illegal
>>578722698>votingretard
good morning day 2 of mining sunstone begins
>>578712681I've decided I'll swap to Yama once I run out of anti-venoms, but that's still 38 doses, so it'll be a little while.Hopefully I'll just get the eye before then...
>>578722710i read that in davie504's voice
idk who that is
>>578722895one of the better popular youtubers
cant be that popular ive never heard of her
>>578723051he has almost 14 million subs lmfao. you are under a rock
mining 7475 sunstone takes me two days(afk on the big pile) so using them to craft golems will be more attention demanding but i should be able to use them all within 2 days as well i think? surely no more than 4 days then ill be 88 crafting and i can do something else for awhile
>>578723108sup gaynus
i only watch youtubes with under 50k subs
i dont have youtube
>>578723187>50k subsshits practically mainstream
actually its quite niche
>hinckledbased
>>578723339no it's not even remotely niche. most of the channels im subbed to are <1k subs and most of the vids have like under 300 views
>>578723431you're so cool and esoteric and unique
its very niche you dont need to try and one up me
>>578723512lol
all I want to do is salvage and eat pasta and go to sleep
test
i feel only being able to list 5 things in the auction house is pretty prohibitive. i mean its good that it prevents people from spam listing basically everything they find but holy shit man. i have things i want to sell
if you put the item in the grand exchange and then click the -5% button a few times things will sell instantly
i only watch youtubers who SLAP BASS
brutal hardcore pures are the coolest ever. get a big 99 fishing cape and look insanely cool around dumb mains
just get the kmitty pass
I just got attacked by two nerds while I was killing 3 chaos elementals for my slayer task. Shaking and crying atm.
>>578723836did you actually
no should i
i got the one that gives you the cosmetic hood because i wanted big pickup radius
>>578723994it is tempting isnt it>>578724085doesnt the cheaper one also do that? or is the more expensive one bigger
probably but i went for the middle priced one for some reason that i forget >>578724125
when will they let me play on my phoen
surely you can do that with steamlink or whatever
>>578724435https://oldschool.runescape.com/mobile
i bought a steam machine for 4000 dollars
big if true
that is a lot of dollars you could of just bought a computer
when is jagex going to poll the kmitty pass? and ghost pumpkins
As an IronMan, I have to agree
as an ironwoman i also agree
member when the gowers shut down the wildenress becuase it was the major cause for rwt, now jagex just coddles the chuddies that keep buying gold attemtping to funnel them to paying a premium ala bonds but ain't work
you can give the loot key to your main
>>578724721there’s an entire generation of irons, and maybe it’s even the majority of them now, that have no memory of when the game didn’t cater to their quirk chungus gamemode
I've literally only been pked once recently in the wildy and we were both naked at zombie pirates having a laughI don't even bring my AGS to antipk, whats the point
i used to hate pkers until i found out how much they rustle the helmies jimmies
how does odablock have enough gold to buy 50 third age pickaxes
ziklover
how many crystals does everyone have
how many brews do i need for barb assault?
why servers down...
boutta log into sr
>>578726369semen retention? gonna turn into a man finally?
its never semen retention
time for the weekly shower
did you just see that in chat lol
>>578725724He’s a good pker, but he has literal saudi oil princes who watch him basically because he’s a funny muslim streaming jester, none of them have actually played the game for longer than 200 hours, but they’ll buy gold and accounts to fight him in pvp (and die obviously for bils and bils) just so they can get some of that sweet parasocial streamer interaction. The muslim runescape community is really bizarre
>>578725885169,767 wbu
>>578725885i had 1.5 mil earlier, then i upgraded a bunch of gear and i have 611,293
nut bladders sminky kmitty...
Crystals?tf you niggas be spouting
>>578727186new osrs item go back to sleep
>>578725048the very fact that wilderness bosses and the completely fucked armor and smithing progression still exist at all is evidence that the game doesnt cater to our quirk chungus gamemode now eitherconsider that a level fucking 70 boss (zulrah) demands no less than 87 herblore minimum to do for further evidence of that. not to mention shit like 'grind herblore for 800 hours before even thinking about doing pvm because super combats and brews are 100% absolutely necessary'
reminder that venom as a concept is a gay little cop out by a hack team who got assmad that antipoison existed and they desperately wanted some way to annoy players with a dot mechanic
>>578725885when does the bronzeman repoll happen? any ideas?
Can I please get a quick run down
>>578727380on?
why cant i log in
wtf are those crystals?
those are our jo crystals
>>578727442Jagex had to take the servers down for a bit while they wipe your bank.
>>578727526this, im joing
>open 10 master reward caskets>no Third Age Pickaxe*punches wall*This game is so fucking bullshit!!!!
joe crystal? weird name but alright
i wish i could do clue scrolls but i have to craft 1500 golems
>>578723108banking sunstone is smooth brain behavior
im deeming the mac and cheese with smoked mussels experiment a rousing success
i wish i could do clue scrolls but i never got a bob shirt from the early ones and every single fucking one now demands one
>>578727717sup gaynus
i see the vision
>>578727730i tried both its smoother to grab them from the bank chisel 5 and craft than it is to mine then chisel and craft then mine again i can groove through 1500 no problem with the banked sunstone
ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGCOME TO WORLD 327 VARROCK MIDDLE! ! ! ! !
sorry im busy
>>578728335last time I got tricked into going to something like this I regretted it what's in it for me
so once I have belle's folly there is no reason to continue doing this slayer boss right?outside of pet or jar
just for fun maybe
>funlmao
what
Can someone check if the rsn Nick Gurr Jr. is avaiable?
no sorry im busy
its taken but it looks like the account has been abandoned.
rapeman mode a unique twist on the classic ironman ruleset
explain
is there anything more embarrassing than a maxed fire cape
posting on 4chan
what about Nick Gurr Sr.
well good i like being embarrassed
im having trouble knowing what to do in this game after my srgf goes to sleep and cant backseat me
if i cant faceroll inferno with gear i can get elsewhere i will hire someone off craigslist to come to my apartment and do it for me
>>578732260ANON DONT DO IT YOU WILL GET RAPED
kill monsters roughly your level
>>578732450its not the 60s or 70s and im not a girl hitchhiking hiring help off craigslist is perfectly safe
I take it back gryphons are based
they didnt have craig's list in the 60s or 70s
>>578732707famous last words. enjoy waking up with tissues up your ass.
>>578730894are you joing
yeah im charging my jo crystals
I wish I had a tbow. Hydra takes so long to kill.
>>578682192Keep playing, I would get 90s in my cb stats and do slayer but all tasks are the boss variants and mini bosses like TDs or demonic gorillas.
>>578734146just borrow one from your rich friend
im farting everywhere rn
>>578734184the post you replied to doesn't have membership you can tell from the bank spacewhat's their endgame?
>>578732993or alternatively ill get the service i pay for and maybe make a friend
why are you zooming in on the screenshot when their post lists off like 20 different members activities
>>578732260>gray hairsDamn he really hit the wall once he hit 18.
>>578734192Any Tbow chads want to be my friend? I won't rob you.
>>578734896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw4mV-7Dy-Yis this herblore method good?
I bought bonds on 4th of July for 11.2 million gp. Today bonds are worth 11.7 million gp. Since my purchase the bonds have been going up and going down, going up and going down, but very rarely dropping below my cost basis. Therefore, I can safely confirm I bought the bottom and I am the greatest Grand Exchange investment analyst in the game.
bro bought the butt
>>578735170im 63 sailing ill probably go salvage to 64 then go search that chest for fragments then do this for herblore it seems very simple and chill exactly what i need
>>578735170this is just uncanny
>>578735170yes but it just got nerfed pretty hardso the farming part will take twice as long
im about to be 31 played this game 20 years ago never bought premium max i did was dragonslayer should i start now im a failure virgin neet but i have crypto money
can i have some
>>578735568oh fuck that then i hate farming ill wait for herbloretodt
>>578735598no but you're probably going to anywaydont get tricked into playing ironeveryone in this thread is male until you personally see timestamped clit (remember this)
can I see some timestamped clits
>>578735695playing anything but iron is a waste
>>578735598yeah its fun play an ironman because you can de-iron later if you want but you can never become an iron
ive never seen anyones timestamped dick in this thread so im not convinced either way
>>578735835>>578735853dont be evil
im also an old balding virgin and i have no money
im 30 i have thick hair i fucked on sunday and i have $116.57 in my transaction account
>>578735971its cool until you realize that youre probably gay and also retarded
>>578735568you had from November until last week to abuse coral farming so if you missed it that's on you
i dont agree with coral farming since its not a plant i think it doesnt belong in the farming skill
>>578732862Sick hell!
Alchemical hydra is putting me to sleep...
truly massive for the account
>>578735170Would absolutely fill him with my super strength potions
kill coral farmers. behead coral farmers. roundhouse kick coral farmers into the concrete. slam dunk a coral farmer baby into the trashcan.
guaming it sqirking it crazy insano style to kpop babes like im an archaeologist learn to breed! haha *swings my bullroarer*
>>578724721You never do the big wildy bosses besides vetion since he is 0 damage and you can suicide yourself so the pker doesnt get items
which nextgod I hate smithing
solo todt was not comfy I could see duo or a small group bring comfy but solo wasn't it whoever suggested it
>>578738690fun part about solo todt is getting crashedI only did it for the CAs
>>57873844670 smithing is earned in like 2 hours with gold bar smelting, the fk u iz doing.
>>578739852thats boring as fuckwhy are you pretending to talk like that?
fk dis bih lul
there are 30 yo men on here rn pretending to be foids
uh oh moid meltie
even if you dont do gold bars giants foundry is fast enough while being fun and makes money
>>578742037its wayyyyyyy fuckin worse than that dude. lol.
99 thieving tonight if anyone cares
people really out batting for fucking SMITHING of all skills
how does a scythe crush?
put on the vyre noble outfit
I keep unlocking squid food cooking and have no idea if its good and have never seen anyone eat it
>>578745548its worse than sharks, you only fish them for the rosewood blowpipe
>>578745490ok it's on now what
>>578745709grim...
blowing unpowered orbs in edgeville if anyone cares
>>578724721pigbeins is retarded, you can get their stuff if u anti w/ loot keys and then suiciding to your mainalso do you really need 1 LMS win to unlock the shop?
>>578746841yeah you need 1lms win and after they added more brews at least for me its harder to get a win
We do a little bursting.
>>578747149same, i dont play as much but i havent gotten a win recentlyfor me, i'd say it's the lack of bots.. those guys were free and there used to be tons of em
why is kbd loot so aweful
>>578747465what game is this
>>578748071welcome to nuscape old man catch up
are you a brightness 3 4 or 5 player
>>578747553its harder as well despite there being no bots because now noobs arnt really showing up much to lms anymore for their free rune arrows leaving really only competent people left
>>578748603maintaing a noob market is the hardest part about any pvp game.
what services has everyone bought recently? i just got done getting my quest cape completed along with some steel bars :) cost me less than a days salary
if the quest cape is too hard for you with a literal tard solver plugin then your better off playing another game
>>578735568it wasnt nerfed hard at all its still better than doing herb runs by like 70% or something
yall trippin if you think i give a fuh ong dont play wit me
>>578745767post screenshot...
Yeah so i'm almost done with zuk helm I think i'll play on my alt after in WDR and scam a tbow and use my other one to scam the raids 4 mega. it might be more fun to scam a small streamer so i can listen to them cry though..
at toilberg and cant play runey because my phone was only like 200 dollars because im a pc gamer
as for me im chopping the engorged bloodwood tree so far ive made 22k seeking arrow shafts
Hate to see the walk of shame.
>>578749612its off already you took too long
>>578749951wuddup gaynas
can they add a staff or something that speeds or allows for multi alching?
>>578752303that would destroy the economy
>>578752368just increase the nature rune cost then
>>578751507how did you know it was me? also thats not my name
>>578752303rogues den
people that go on the ignore listdadscapersmarriedscaperstechbroscaperstroonscapersredditscapers
>>578754993but thats the entire playerbase
>>578754993I'm a crossdress-scaper not a troon you wouldn't categorize me as such would you??
and fade into the nothing and nothing ever stopsthe snow has fallen sudden and things not as it wasthe john is hunting sings desperate for lovethe d3k doesnt know justice the air wash over us
Is now the time to buff up my ship with dragon cannons and hooks? Seems cheap now.
>>578754993This but helmies
so is mortimer good or not
>>578756560Yeah he's good
wtf no maddy upload?
oh mad season i get it now
>>578754993but you're a dadscaper yourself considering you're closing in on the big 30
i just had a thought can you imagine how much better braeking bad would be if walter white was played by d3ks
>>578759903he's 627 mad angel kills putting him at over rank 250 for irons mayhaps he's going for pet and didn't get spooned this time
>>578760854uhm thats uncscaper thats differentmost uncscapers are dadscapers
at the end of the day were all just still runescapers i dont think we need to be divided up and labeled
another d2h... that coulda been voidwaker
make a hardcore and lock in a bunch of 99s
if he wanted you out of there hed go do it himself on feet by himself then it cuts to my king von montage
Decided to Max on my wedding day, I had pre-planned on hopefully being able to finish sailing before the day and pulled it off. To make it extra, I am maxed on both OSRS and RS3 now on the same account. I also saved defence as my last 99, since it was my first 99 on RS3.
>>578763021narricistic reddit post but at least the whore has nice tits
is making a cardcore worth it
insane that all the comments saying "uh hey doing that on your wedding day is sociopathic behavior" got like -100 downvotes
just ate cheesey potato
my body is a machine that turns tob kc into justicar helmets
>>578761612uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh spoilers???
i wish i had tobmates preferably strong reliable ironmen
why would you ever raid with a nigger who has a megarare? they will steal all your points
uhm.. what the fuck is this trash that i've had on for the past forever?im only looking for bears, spiders, and revenants so this needs to be off right?
>>578763905a true maddy fan would autistically stalk his templeos
sight i would ask you to be my tobmate but im only a weak, shrew and easily manipulable bondie
158 not true all the time
>>578763407if you get downvoted by reddit its 90% of the time your speaking the truth
>>578764282and click the update player button to purposefully sabotage his page?
>>578764419I can attest to this they dont like my takes
not to sound ungrateful but id really just like the necklace please
>>578766071god get some matching mage gear that looks hidedous
just updated my ladlor
>>578766071omg i love that hijab, where'd you get it?
i dont have a landlord but good for you >>578766636
>>578766157ive been stuck in this stupid top since may 13 2020 im sorry
>>578765871
>>578767732dont be sorry be better
odss i hop worlds evens i crash some helmie
>>578765871meriipu if youre slinging posts on reddit even if there contrarian i regret to inform you that makes you a redditor yourself
its okay to be a redditor
mods kill this man
yeah i love being a redditor be sure to check out /r/polyamory /r/politics and /r/cuckold if you havent already!!
its 2026 unc theres like 5 websites and everyone uses all of them internet culture has been completely homogenized
wish we had the forums back and it was actually used instead its unfunny memes on reddit and literal retards on the steam forums
not remotely true im in a small niche community that still uses a phpbb
do you remember how every random game forum had a containment board for people to argue about religion nonstop and it would just be hundreds and hundreds of those kinds of posts kind of feels like a fever dream looking back
>>578768870your norwood is showing
>>578768870no what the fuck were you browsing?
>>578768465relax unc you're closing in on 30
tfw when i missed out on getting groomed on some obscure crash bandicoot forum
>>578769224why are you projecting so much
>>578768764>stillas if it matters what type of software powers a given website zoomer
idk man like small discords with <100 people still feel kinda cozy and have their own culture
>>578769290cope unc. you are soon to be 30, so you are an unc
can we cool it with the ageism please :/
>>578769451my balls dont sag that much lil bro
>>578769526recognizing that your age goes up gives you a crisis doesn't it
when i met you in the summer...
we are at the point in history where we will all either die in 10 years because of misaligned ai or aligned ai will solve ageing and we will all live to be 400, this is literally the point in history where your age matters the least and dooming over your age is stupid and pointless
30 isnt even old why are you all freaking out over it?
>>578769795because i will no longer be a cute uwu femboy and experience twink death
30 is antiquated
how old is d3ks like 32?
30 has always been unc status
i asked alexa to age her based on the driving license picture and she said 23 so thatd be what 25 now
>hate mining and only have prospector helm and boots>just realized I can skip getting the chest altogether because I'm close to varrock elitethis is my reward for liking better skills, this is my reward!!!!
i love d3ks so much
falador was the worst diary, but but muh hecking candyran
>>578766071kys if under 1000 kc
>>578770601not even half way there
>>57877001725 is mini unc status. basically once you're outside of college age it's downhill from there. so 22 onward everyone's face ever so slowly starts to get older. it's just how the fucking universe works and zoomers will never admit this despite them all look 40+
what is there was osg episode in france and i took d3ks to the eiffel tower
>>578770746Mentally you are still in college if you concern yourself with shit like thatPlay the game.
i dont care if d3ks is 40 i will put a baby in her no matter how retarded it will be
>>578770996the retard baby will be from your genes
thats a risk im willing to take
wubba lubba dub dub!
>>578771232you'd have to drop your porn addiction though if you want to try and get an erection with her, incel
dolly parton has passed
who
>>578771517rip my nigga fr dog
wasnt she in a few hannah montana episodes i think i remember her
homer let the barts out lol
why did i login?
would you still love me if i lied stole and cheated my way to the top
only if you did it for me
sometimes it gets so cold i put the 117 plugin on to heat my room even if it makes me pukey looking at the screen
no id do it for me myself and i but then again since youd be loosely associated with me maybe itd rub off on you
why don't any of you ever directly reply to the posts you are referencing it's weird
sorry
were just a little quirky like that around here
stop it, look me in my eyes and reply to my post
whos coming to my 131m agility party tonight :P
>>578763881what if we just replied to random posts that would be really chaotic
um thats kind of sudden dont you think we should get to know each other a little better first
haha you must be real flexible with that kinda agility ;)
Chaotic my heart is off timeI’m trapped in a maze all nightGoing psychotic, I want youI’m falling, Baby chaotic
nobody ever answered me when i asked if any of you had ever jerked off to a runescape character either by the wayi didn't forget, i am taking your silence as an admission of guilt
jerked off is such a cringe american phrase
american website fag
does that stop americans being cringe or something
seems someone is jealous of our superiority
how do you say jerked off in your village
i feel anxiety about losing my osrs account sometimes i have all the recovery stuff and i have the banking info as a last resort but i still fear losing my progress and then i think well im going to die anyway so who cares
oh i'm sorry i didn't use euro-inclusive languageany of you ever ave a wank to a runescape characteror do you need a loicense for that too?
i cant make a group ironman because im a metaphysical solipsist and do not believe that people have their own independent existence outside of my own mind. not joking either. it would be like i'm playing with myself.
just saw a poor iron talking to himself trying to strike up conversation sigh
>>578776662good reminder to practice proper password security.
>>578776289it is because the truth of the matter is that it's called touching yourself but incels don't like to refer to it as such because it's too brutally honest about what they're doing
i dont touch myself i make love to myself
are u taking the piss mate its called having a wank
okay im on lies of p ng+2. extremely extremely bored of the game at this point but still got some juice left in the tank. now that im older i dont do "breaks" from games. im not going to "take a break" and finish it up in a few weeks. im just going to do it now and be done with the game 5ever. simple as? simple as.
oi mate you ever pull your plonker to a lovely gielinor bird
i fokin try but its all slags moite where are the fit birds at?
can i say something controversial
idk can you
yea id love to hear all about it while i sip my chai
go ahead
ok ive just listened to dolly parton best hits 2026 1 hour and ive gotta say that its an extremely mid discography
>>578776239I responded to you, offering to let anyone jerk off to my character and noone responded..
ill listen too while i sip my chai and let you know if thats actually controversial
dude have some respect
>>578778461post character
hehehe
Chai tea
>>578778714i'm an extremely niche highly unique pure hardcore so no i'm not letting the general lay eyes on my prize
>>578779041how am i supposed to determine if i would cum to your character if you won't post them
9 to 5 is sort of a fun song dont you think
>>578778714that wasn't me I posted my character yesterday you can figure it out from that
>>578779630i'm not doing your homework. post your character
this is nice i like
close enough*cums*
would paint that back like picasso
Does sailing combat still make money? I got some dragon cannons now.
>>578777096i have my password written down in my journal
yea this isnt doing it for me im going to put something else on
>>578780704Nope, it's all been overfarmed. Hence you were able to get the sailing bis ez
>>578779739incel lol now you're a woman repellent for a couple weeks
Ain't no other baddie like me yeah you know it
>>578779630i looked through all the posts and didn't see any characters i wanted to masturbate tolame
>>578781049Is it at least descent exp per hour and break even? I'm 89 sailing and want to mix up the training.
>>578781203thank fucking god
rip that uim lol
>>578781335Just do Gwenith Glide to 99
i got berjerker ring i am become nuts from my favortie cartoon
im the casca of osg (rape victim)
its not a fing cartoon
>>578782015lol dumbfuck. uim isn't hc there's no rip anything
where's griffith at i'll fuck that nigga to avenge you
>>578782783death is death do not be so heartless, we can still mourn his passing.
>>578779673thats literally me delete that you cant post pictures of girls without their consent here
fuck him *up* i mean
>>578782948post your char
>>578781335that's a lie!!
>>578782915oh no my hand slipped
>>578783020i am juts from berterk
>>578783154this is giving me flashbacks
>>578783154l-lewd
thats an arcane prayer scroll!
do girls like it when you trib their toons
"girls"
my new theory is that d3k is the d3k spammer
jesus christ thats a pretty face
wow what other theories do you have
i just learned that one runescape uniroinic boomer died
if love is blind then how am i supposed to know if the foid that i fancy is chuzz ygm?
finally this gross quest is done
>>578785576you know you can solo it right but you have to do it in a very specific way
now you freaking tell me god
ungrateful slut
>>578784331nah
fuckin' d3k
don't call me that...
i dont like her (she is a liar) but i dont see her being that pathetic
good morning d3ks i hope you have a great day at work today love you so much haha -john
oh nvm they patched the glitch for solo shield of arrav
you youre a stupid lying useless bitch then
would i get laughed out the room at apple if the interviewer texted me and saw my green bubble asking for a friend
what does that mean?
another day another raid and another master combat achieevment
>>578787937i dont have apple how am i supposed to know
green bubbles are for chuds so
android girls have that grippy
>>578788103proof?
iykyk
d3ks blocked me when she found out i had an android phone
fuckin' d3ks. women have weird bizarre issues with android phones and it's one of the most annoying fucking things to me. my ex was prideful that she was still paying on her iphone while i picked up my new android phone on black friday. women are so fucking weird i swear
corporation worship is the worst thing to happen to people.
the worst thing to happen to people is being born
what about d3ks foot worship
but life is fun and you couldnt enjoy it without being born
can you retards not have this discussion in my name
who the fuck is d3ks
me why
post proof
post cock then well talk
whyd it go quiet are you trying to find a good angle
>>578790964
who (me)?
i culd b ur dmon or i culd b ur angle
me personally i just do some tob and the anger of being a tobber and watching the 416 venny die makes the anger sear through my veins and heats me up from the inside out>>578773021
that doesnt sound very healthy
just reported an very inappropriate username
is it me
you know what they say about snitches
i haven't been here in a decade, how come when i go to the osg chat it's emptyare you guys avoiding me
chats are obsolete and have been replaced by clans
the chatlogs got leaked to reddit. its so fucking over,
naruhodo
ok but seriously does anyone want a loyal RS "gf" only requirement is you are over 120 cmb and 2k total level
are you cute
can i get an unloyal one instead
I like to think so I know how to do the twin tails helmet glitch
tell me more
943 that costs extra the first option is freeif I give up my secret I lose value so no
>>578682006it's fun until it's not. You definitely learn a lot about the game and how much inventory you actually need for quests etc. In it's way there is a lot of fun to be had with how you are forced into a single grind so you aren't as spoiled for choice as even ironman. Alas, the nature of the account means dropping millions and millions of gold worth of drops for nothing.
i have cheating fatigue
i now have 5.9k sunstone out of 7.5k i need for 88 crafting
>>578794495can I get her sisters number haha
why does it cost extra shouldn't it be less
>>578794607dollars to donuts her "sister" is trans
>>578794495honestly impressive
why can't i fight all three moons at the same timei want them to surround me
im sorry?
i havent played this game in years other than leagues but i just randomly thought about it and realized leagues is the stupidest game mode in existence for everyone involved it removes all the novelty from the grind in the real game. why would you care as much about an infernal when you wore it 5 times in a game mode alreadyso this takes away potential playtime from new players who would have experienced it better with the novelty and makes OSRS look like an unserious private server (more than it already does)
these cms are so nice
took me all six tries for today's wordle to click
tfw no dumb roastie gf to carry me through cm cox until i get a tbow
i got todays wordle in 1 i guess im just a better gamer
the wordle answer is click
still noone wants me for a "gf".. why bother continuing to maxalso I live in the future so your wordle spoilers don't matter
my favourite runescape npc is https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Jex my favourite jar is https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Jar_of_Decay and my favourite shield is https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Beyblade and you?
post your toon i need to see what im working with
well well well look where your high standards got youeventually you'll even settle for a 1600 total ironmeme like me if i just play the long game
>>578796225i just did tomorrows have fun its a new word for me
>>578796703is d3ks name jess or something
ironmeme can't trade me demanding me to wear things so you were already out
what kind of bwana likes jexthat's something coded for real
yeah but i can drop them on the ground and that's got the humiliation angle, literally picking your clothes that you have to wear off the ground
can you faggots flirt somewhere else
>>578797117>>578796956
>>578796956if it was jess what npc do you think they might have linked
>>578794495that must be one of those daynas ""sisters"" because real girls cannot pee in bottles
>>578796218and the reddit take goes to
>>578797425what if she has a shewee?
>>578797419i would expect them to have a modicum of responsibility and not post her real name and instead post something that maybe sounds kind of like it without actually being it
>>578797425ever heard of a catheter or sometimes they will take someones appendix and use it as a tube that goes into the bellybutton that connects to the bladder to bypass the urethra
that awkward femcel neet moment when you cant find your shewee so you have to catheterise yourself to use your piss bottle
as for me I prefer diapers for my runescape sessions
>>578797425>incel doesn't know anatomywhat a shock
how do people get the blue circle under their toon
>>578798629log out during soul wars and then let your membership expire
>>578798758>over 300 daysyeah thats not habbenin
>>578798629I don't know the full science but it's something to do with glitching barb assault I learned the tech partially because it screwed over mammal in the epic gilneor games from his borrowed account
>>578798758>>578798834dang I got played
how do i get a femcel neet rsgf
sounds stinky
dont pmo
i'm gonna do it
U* dont want to do That.
what are the chances that bronzeman wins on the repoll? high right?
why is your echo gay
>>578800764its only half gay.
i was reading your post and i died to a deadly archer so thanks for that
>>578800078what game is this?
u stupid idiotabsolute buffoon
if i was an npc my line would have been watch out for those archers theyre deadly
>pker bondie has some form of ironman in his rsn
if I was an npc my line would be pieve sexone click dialogue option with the next line being nieve sucks
mine would be some kind of pun referencing peep show or some other classic british show maybe something like 4 naans thats insane except instead of naans im talking about nans cause they showed up to a quest or something idk maybe it needs more work
for me personally its gotta be the https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Sacred_eel as my favorite runescape thing
I will find an osg ""bf""mark my words..
eel is pretty tasty
>>578802618r u a qt girl?
heres hoping we will have more episodes soon
gonna stomp you like a koopa
>>578802649I never had eel, does it taste like salmon or tuna?
WTF
theres a fairly dark crystal blocking my way
unagi don daisuki yeah i speak japanese its not a big deal
ive had unagi before but i dont remember it specifically so id say its unremarkable
i like it a lot :)
isnt that rabbit?
no its winnie the pooh
>Score a goal in skullball.
rabbit is usagi you baka
both unagi and usagi (separately) taste very good, would recommendeel fisheries are pretty overfished worldwide though rip mr eeli want to go rabbit hunting now
>>5788039451 Shoot north2 Kick north, tap east, kick north3 Tap east x2, shoot north4 Tap west, shoot north5 Tap east, shoot north6 Kick east, tap north x2, shoot east7 Kick east, shoot south8 Tap west, shoot south x29 Tap east, shoot south10 Shoot south, tap west x3, tap south x2, shoot westEnd Shoot (or kick) north
no rabbit is inaba
say la moon!
>>578803945it takes like two minutes
whats that one plugin that gives you a little experience bar underneath your skills
69 slayer requirement flicking my ballsack i just want to queest
skill progress bars orr something
Oh yeah, 2 pieces of the outfit in one day.
>>578803945skullball? is that like those isis videos where they play football with someones head?
>>578804927I'm x3 dry what's ur secret
its a piece of content in the game old school runescape
the pyromancer garb stays on during sex
that's hot
so i thought it would be soulful to go for a brine sabre instead of a rune scimmy on my gim but now im just about ready to start killing brine rats for it and my attack is already in the high 50s so it feels kinda lame because i could just go get a dragon weapon from zanaris or just complete monkey madness 1 and get the scimmy pretty easily so idk... the sabre is cool but it feels so ass for what it is
>>578805165its simple, i dont want the outfit so its what i get
do what you want
>>578805336do it king. disregard the optimal strategy and do something different.
>>578805338I've been doing todt for hours because I've had a master clue I've been juggle dropping for over a year and all I want is to be able to dump 2m and bankstand the dumb skill but my autism requires me to get the set first
i am doing what i want, i still wanna get it but i wish it was easier to get
>>578805336you still need a brine saber for a master step
j1mmy owns this shit
splish splash i was takin a bath
i really need to make a list of things to do rather than just picking things at random and not achieving much.
i like to do mine as a flow chart
thats a good idea but a bit too rigid for me i was thinking have like low medium and high priority tasks on a spreadsheet and i need to do a high before i can muck around on the low tiers.
i dont do organization at all like that
I had a list of skill requirements and reasonably obtainable items I wanted. Then I finished everything on the list and I wept for there was nothing left to do except grind for a max cape or getting BIS gear.
On my second day at Nex!
my goals from the start have always been quest cape and diary cape and max cape and gilded clog staff
theres a lot of subgoals to keep track of on the way to those goals
anyone in gscord know alternatives to xcancel
my goal is a quest cape but im an iron so its a loong way there
so yeah basically im a mainscaper. nooo bro you cant just have fun !! im funmaxxing.i may manipulate mi familia into playing a group iron at some point in the far future but i mean i highly doubt i ever play multiple characters in this game unless they actually cover multiple characters for one sub. im just not paying multiple subs or even grinding bonds for other characters. its a humiliation ritual! there, i said it! it is! i'd rather put my gp into STUFF FOR MY CHARACTER. imagine if you didn't waste gp on bonds. you could save up for a blue partyhat. i'm saving up for a blue partyhat by the way. i will get one. it will be based. although nightmarerh said when he got his partyhat it felt hollow. but yeah! im comfymaxxing. hahahahaha!!!!
i keep my eye on the prize im not concerned with sub goals
should i max an rs3 main with a goal of getting all rares? or is that soulless? cause a blue partyhat is like 80b or something lol
>>578808007i use nitter
sigh
why people sometimes named player245902038422 ? did their rsn get deleted or something
osrs is decent but jesus christ that endgame is the biggest pile of shit ever seen in gaming. it just shows how bad the combat is when you actually have """mechanics"""it's a part of the reason i just wish we could get officially hosted versions of old versions of the game. even as far back as runescape classic and as "new" as 2012 (right before the evolution of combat)but i will attest that im an outlier that enjoys EVERY version of runescape, even runescape 3. except for runescape classic (years 2001-2003). runescape is a one of a kind.it's a shame brighter shores is abysmal.
has anyone here died at the same time as a unique drop? i lost an onyx at zulrah before
>>578808813wahat wrong
>>578809036Bro got filtered during his fire cape.
>>578809036god i would love a 2011scape
i understand the crab enough to get two opals and a sapphire thank you crab
>>578809981>two opalsHuge for the slayer grind.
im a skiller not a killer
feeling insecure about my un upgraded oathplate
if the rate of getting a dragonstone from the crab is 3*1/500 then how many crabs will it take me to expect to have seen a dragonstone drop
@naevis
i am always afraid of dying at vardorvis by bleed at the same time as an ultor drop
>>578807454gz bro
surely it would be like (1-(3/500))^x where x is the amount of crabs you kill and then you graph it and find out x for the % you consider to be expected to have seen it is
my youtube is freezing
well warm it up
why is the master slayer helm so ugly
do you have a homeworld or do you slut it up everywhere?
>>578811537what are you some kinda philosophical doctor in mathematics
that last gear breakpoint felt really good, i feel kinda tanky now and i dont die immediately in ocean
>>578800078zerowe all voting no
How embarrassing is it gonna be for Settled if the courier task loot sacks shit out planks while he's still sitting on footage two months out of date where he's still starved for them?
another pet added to the menagerie
>>578812619How many cats is it now?
fucking gottem
i have a home world
>>578808764>i use nitteranon.........
>>578812708idk, but the one i just added was a spooder
all extra tree seeds go to deaths coffer
>>578813273well i actually just use x.com but if i need to send a post to my weird friend i use nitter. did they take it down or something
i hate spiders theyre gross
i think theyre nice when you look at them in the face but scary from a topdown perspective
if you look them in the face they might jump onto you and poison youre face thats scary
sipders arent poisonous
spiders are based. they kill the bugs that actually do suck major ass (flies, mosquitoes, etc.) and don't want shit to do with humans if you just leave them alone
uhm in australia they are
no one cares about australia
tahts what a spider would say
their venonmous
no they are venomous you dummy
are you all running mirages without me
yes
>>578814241thanks for the invite
i ran back to back mirages with my srgf last night stakcked with the 1.5 xp coupon and now i have the level to wear my stinky ring
youre welcomed
im starting to get fomo from sr
download it its free and nice
>>578814793>>578814793>>578814793
