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Noelle broke Catti's heart by being a whore
I LOVE TV!
This dream was always set to end.
I just woke up and it’s 2am can I have a hug and a kiss and be fed water
Welcome to./utg/ late night.What can I. Get (You) started with?
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I have to go to bed. Someone else start posting Flowery please.
Cardboard husband
>>578696598
>>578696672What, for free?
I think Flowery SUCKS!
>>578696465Hoo...
I need a new keyboard because my current one is old as hell and falling apart.Recommend keyboards. I trust you guys for some reason.
>>578696584okay but it’s going to be warm sink water I’m not going all the way downstairs
>>578696782Suckle it up!
>>578696770Flowers... are for people you love. Giving them away... just seems natural, doesn't it?
>>578696598*slams table* A kiss!!
>>578696801...man!
>>578696817Look for keychron deals theyre not bad
>>578696817A dirt cheap logictec one so you feel less bad when you spill a drink on it in a month's time.I drink soda like its water and am clumsy so I spill regularly. Usually ruin a keyboard once a year and get the same cheap one to not feel even worse about bricking an expensive one.
>>578696817https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/products/filco-majestouch-3https://novelkeys.com/collections/keyboards/products/classic-tkl-underscore-editionhttps://www.keychron.com/collections/keyboard-finder/products/keychron-k10-max-qmk-wireless-mechanical-keyboardtake your pick
So loved by everyone!
catti is actually incredibly light and you can bounce her arounf like a beach ball
>>578696905
catti is actually incredibly tight and you can cum in just three thrusts
>>578697116its all the gas in her belly
>>578696921
Janigga!
i love my sissy wife
>>578697190this image always makes me really sad
>>578696598A lovely, dreamy man
>>578697167Does she consent to being fucked by puny micropenises from ugly fat men
>>578697094The joke's on you, Kris bought all the figures to burn them.
>>578697275well it makes me aroused
hello :) :D:-D
Mewmew's turbulent and tempest butthole~
>>578697389YOUR TOO LONG
>>578697327Order up. One lovely dreamboat.
>>578697384that also makes me sad:(
My last jarona for the night...>with his heart, in the sand!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYTQYoIURXE
>>578697275if it pleases you noelle will break up with susie and everything will get fixed
>>578697389You forgot the most important of all, unforgivable:8>[^)]
/utg/ is dying. if /utg/ was flourishing we would see multiple anons posting femtenna images and lusting over her hot cathode ass
>>578697458that also makes me aroused ;)
>>578697423it should be tempestuous >:(
>>578697441O_O;;
Thread ReviverOnly 4 easy payments of $19.99Act now and we'll make it 3 easy payments
now entering windy valley
i hope the shonen dudebros pick up raly
i wish i could revive the thread...
Meh, Tenna is obsolete. My super cute Ultra-Slim TV is better.
*spreads my soppy wet boihole*Haha but I do t have any money,..
BPD women aren't hot like BPD men because basically every woman is BPD so Fem Tenna doesn't hold the same mystique for men.
*cums so hard in fave it revives the thread*
I miss krabsanon
>>578697448Oh, exquisite! I am very pleased, thank you
do yall take carolbucks or credit
raly please stop farting
won all my league games today it must be a good omenmy drawings will be good tonight
fave fucked up and might be fired from fave's job because fave took a day off and forgot to call thinking fave's boss would cover for fave's ass but he didn't come in today, it's over
>>578697523Fine, a grumpy FemTenna for you
Which fave would be the most pro-AI generation in Deltarune?
>>578697448I would also like a Tenna please *slips you a crisp 100 kromer bill* Make it a spicy one, will ya?
>>578698154Ralsei
If Fuyo Pippins wiped off her drool, would she start dying just like Pink's body without the ghost?
If I got given the powers of god I would rape, kill, rob, and enslave whoever I wanted and I think you’re lying if you say you wouldn’t do the same
>>578689075I also like vocaloid music and I even like Suisei's singing. Mori's music is dogshit, it's basically weeaboo nerdcore. I feel like her primary audience has to be kids.
that's not raly it's a netskie retard
who is fuyo pippins
And one that I don't recall seeing getting posted here
If I got given the powers of god I would release Deltarune and then kill myself
>>578698154queen, with spamton in very close second. any other easy questions?
>>578698305>I feel like her primary audience has to be kids.it's chinese americans and other rich basically white types that are scared of black people but want black aesthetics unironically, they also like kpop
Just jerked off to Magik. Post black faves I can fap to
>>578698271I like to think I would do good things with godlike powers but discretely so people don't know it's me
>>578698428
>>578698318thread oc. check /utg/ oc wiki linked in the OP
Deltarune fans always pose the very challenging idea daily: What if the game was spec ops-levels of super moralfaggy?
>>578698271well im not lying and i wouldnt because id be busy farming galaxies because thats a thing thats available now
>>578698370Jevil, but only to make people mad.
Demon Dice sings the next boss track and chapter outro
the reason why Ralsei bullies Orange is because he mirrors her shadow puppet bullshit and is projectingboth the shadow puppet and ralsei are the same concept, they speak for someone elsethe shadow puppet is for orangeralsei is for dess
>>578698517please please pleasee let gaster be an evil bastard who only cares about seeing the end of his experiment
Who is Puyo Pippins
>>578696817Just get whatever mechanical keyboard. I have the generic PS/2 port Dell keyboard from 2002.I remember /g/ shilling Ducky keyboards for a while but I have never used one personally.
>>578698319I can smell the pantyhose
If battat was real I would always pick him up and carry him wherever I went. Eventually I hope he would lose desire and confidence in walking like a little purse chihuahua, and maybe even the ability to walk entirely
>>578698159We don't normally serve that here but...Your order...https://litter.catbox.moe/3wcfd4.jpg
>>578698609>Tenna encouraging Kris to be his good little feeder petToo based and canon
>>578698609how dare they steal tenna's singular portion like that he's going to starve
>>578698517People don't really type things like this and feel pride over them, do they?
>>578698609this looks so comfy
>>578698624he hates kids
Mewmew's anguilliform and serpentine butthole~
>>578698708>>578698709>same exact second
>>578697026Yeah, I saw a few people recommend these when looking them up. Seem pretty good.>>578697079Thanks!>>578697047You should stop drinking soda.
>>578698517And what of Mario Brother? Was it worth forcing him to stomp on all those turties, destroying all those lives just to save a single princess?
>>578698570Take the fake mustache off, Mori post from the last thread
>>578698517i hope gaster brings up all the petz spamtons i've been abusing for years
>>578698517I don't know any of these names, did I miss these NPCs?
>>578698709Tenna bought it for Kris with his infinite money from being the lord of TV World, actually
>>578698875Yes that is true too.
>>578698517Spec ops moralfaggotry was justified because youre playing "global war on terror" slop designed to groom kids into an imperialist war machine. You SHOULD shut the game off and toss the disc in the trash. It falls flat when the moralfagging is on the ethics of continuing to play Mystical Fun Time Quest or forcing the protagonist to fight poor old Dr. Wily just because he wants to rule the world
will chapters 6 and 7 and 7b have a cool secret boss https://files.catbox.moe/rv4ywt.mp4
>>578698517except the player can advance the game without constantly doing the very clearly heinous action up until the very last possible second, where it is still possible to accidentally fail at itspec ops was a total railroad
need flower bf badly
carol punishes noelle in the kitchen with the lt sandwich of punishment the bacon wast removed because she is a deer
>>578699113Hey I posted that screencap yesterday! Why the hell would you save it?
how do i unirony poison myself
>>578699216the pain itself is the reason why
>>578699216Because im still laughing at it save me
>>578699113This is click repellent
>>578699113i'm so fucking sick and tired of homosuck being mentioned in these threads
>>578699275it's the fucking sans caliborntale
>>578699256Just keep doing quirk chungus shit that you want to do but that embarrasses you and repeatedly tamp down on the urge to justify it or get out ahead of it by snarking about it basically saying that you already know it's cringe or embarrassing or whatever. Get comfortable with the idea others might think you are being a little too sincere or even a little stupid, it's the only way
>>578698517>>578699053spec ops the line didnt even work anyways because the most fun thing you can do in that game is killing people kinda proving that war is fun and awesome
POV you're about to be knocked unconscious
>johnsusie>jaderalsei>rosenoelle>davekris
Mewmew's lachrymose and melancholic butthole~
>>578699396Then stop coming here if you're too sensitive to see an image referencing a webcomic
>>578699467This was NOT oversold
>>578699471JAKE is susie you fucking dipshit
>>578699467i love 80s sex hair
>>578699529i'd rather look at gay porn than homosuck and because gay porn outnumbers homosuck here i wont
>>578699546well obviously but is jake a BETA kid? retard
>>578699425True!
I just shaved away my year and a half growth of bush
>>578699471Noelle is more of a Jane than a Rose despite the Rose references in the Holiday mansion
>>578699740Proof?
*screaming like Vegeta in that Fortnite video*
>>578699740gender being?
>>578699740:(
>>578699471every Kris coded option is just Dave Strider it's true
>Upupupu..>>578699740Big loss if you're a hag not nearly as bad if you're a dudeHave fun with the itching though if you did it wrong
>>578699780well yes but is jane a BETA KID? no by the way i think ralsei is more of a dirk
>>578699806Woman, hope that makes you angrier
https://files.catbox.moe/9vv1fi.jpggreen and her massive greens
>>578699471Noelle is clearly fucking based on Jade cmon anon
>>578699256laugh intentionally at stupid things. be more honest in small ways, like on gay online forums such as this one. learn to laugh at your own mistakes and accept your flaws as a part of living that everyone shares. read more. write more. draw more. scour the internet for self-published work like webcomics made by some kid who loves warrior cats with all their heart and read it like you mean it. accept that the world is very painful and it is very beautiful and we are small and scared and we need to love one another.
>>578699883i was going to fap to what you did if you were a male, so yes im livid actually :(
>>578698517What if something happened outside of our control off screen entirely and ended the world?That would be crazy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhgwxSTHDs
>>578699883NOOOOOOOOO
>>578699883Could you send your shavings to add to my collection? I'll pay shipping
>>578699740why?
>>578698267yeah wiping her drool is like that one scene in smiling friends were mr.frog pulled pim's single strand of hair
>>578699740I will fucking kill myself
>>578699938ralsei is far more jade-like than noelle >seen as being very cutesy despite having a smarmy snarky side >has meta knowledge/knows more about the framework of the story than anyone else (at least at first) >like plushies >green >round glasses >mysterious >pushed into a meltdown by 1 (one) specific person that hits their buttons perfectly
>>578699871If we're doing purely beta kids then I'd say Noelle John, Kris Rose, Susie Dave, and Ralsei Jade.
>>578699958Fellow Catti poster with two gems, a good picture and good advice, I love to see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6NNUtfu1EQ
>>578700070i miss that show alreadyim thinking of doing an annual rewatch like i do with over the garden wall
I've never put a razor near my bush in my life
>>578700136interesting... explain kris rose
>>578699467people need to make more 80s carol. That when she would've been in her high school years after all. the original $!$? Squad
>>578699938>Noelle is clearly fucking based on JadeYeah, they have so much in common! They're both girls and uh... they have funny teeth...
>>578700204You should at least trim it
What would Jarona Verity’s name be if he was racist
>>578699075Seam fight in Chapter 6Gaster fight in the Meat Factory in 7B, regular Chapter 7 won't have a secret boss
Kris belongs to the Knight
>>578699958that was beautiful, anon
>>578700117forgot to mention they're both very isolated but i guess all the kids were barring john who was basically a normie npc
Ralsei is obviously the Wayward Vagabond
>>578700117>pushed into a meltdown by 1 (one) specific person that hits their buttons perfectlywait.. i love flowsei now but i used to be a jadekatter*. ive never connected these dots before now but actually that makes sense*although tbf i was a bigger johnkatter
why does fave have to be so adhd? fave wishes fave could just draw 5 hours a day so fave can draw fave's fave acceptably, fave has so many things fave wants to draw
>>578700397you're not adhd israel has been using twitter and short form media to erode your attention span since you were a toddler
>>578700236unfortunate that scene carol seems to be the reigning interpretation because it sucks ass
>>578700204me neither. we will rule
>>578700450This is true, drawing is also mentally taxing because it is a lot of work even if fave feels very satisfied after doing itfave hasn't drawn for fun in a while so fave is very antsy and can't focus as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYTQYoIURXE ja-w dropping
>>578700471im fine with scene carol from an aesthetic standpoint (i like scene) but i can't get behind it from a character viewpoint, it doesn't suit carol's personality at all and i have a hard time buying that it would have at any point in her history. wild 80s carols fit much better
>>578699821there was this meme/post/whatever about being able to tell if someone kinned dave strider based on their cadence and it really is true >>578700375>spoileri too, loved communism and davekat used to piss me off
>>5787004711 its lame anyways and 2 DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSEits just dumb fanart but it genuinely makes me so angry.if she's like middle aged in 2018-2021 (assuming considering they make among us references n stuff), she would NOT be doin scene stuff
>>578700640We don't really know Carol's personality. She has one scene in the game.
>>578699396That makes us two
>>578699075Watching this really puts into perspective how shitty Mew is...
>>578700730real carolheads know there are multiple crumbs and details about her personality throughout the game
i frew up
>>578700471this figure is amazing, who made it?
Fucking faggots
>>578698517I really hate the way people who talk about Spec Ops don't actually play the game so they only talk about the deconstructive aspects. Because the character writing is actually really fucking good. Love how Walker starts off as this seemingly good guy but his mask starts to crumble as the war makes him lose his cool. He only feels guilty about using white phosphorus insofar as he doesn't want to see himself as the bad guy. But deep down he's just looking for justifications to kill "the enemy" without remorse. I like how his voicelines get more erratic overtime. Like yeah there's some meta anti-war aspect to it blah blah blah, that's just one aspect of the story and it's not even the most interesting part. At least watch the cutscenes so you know the story before you talk about it stupid predictable creatures.
>>578700902You're working off of headcanons you've created from those "crumbs". I doubt much of what you've built up about Carol in your head will be canon or even accurate to her character.
>>578700917carol goo apocalypse..
>>578700730she is very intense, and doesn't seem to understand proportionate discipline. she's obsessed with the past. she has a weeb streak. she's the one keeping the christmas decorations up all year. if you touch anything in dess' old room, you get on her worse side.
>>578700225It's mostly based on process of elimination because I think Noelle is very John-like (trying so hard to be normal, underlying anger issues) and Susie is Dave-like (complicated relationship with their status as a hero, abusive relationship with their primary caretaker, more or less the main "funny one" in their respective groups), but getting wrapped up with the Knight's agenda for some mysterious goal that probably involves breaking the game is totally something Rose would do. I also see Kris as someone who tries to be more mature and above-it-all than they really are, similar to Rose, and they definitely have some passive aggressive tendencies like her as well ("Gotta smell good")
>>578700931perfect height dif please give sauce
>>578700934https://www.tumblr.com/whitetoadstool
I don't like rapist Dess I don't like dead DessI want her to be alive and unproblematic
>>578701104I can settle for that
>>578700979hence the wording of “crumbs” and not “entire slices of context cake”
>>578700204I used to shave as a routineI stopped shaving like 3 years ago in favor of trimmingAnd now it's been a year since I stopped trimming
>>578700979not exactly a Carolhead myself but can you really not extrapolate that the woman who keeps the house cold, bronzes things and obsessively keeps her belongings where she considers them safe has a personality that is obsessed with the past and keeping things how they were/are? you can make some pretty good guesses with what's already in the game.
>>578701104Pre-Horrible Terrible Night Kris...
It's 10:19 PM....past my bed time...I stayed up past my bed time...Oh, God, have mercy on me...
>>578700664>davekat used to piss me offoh me too big time. it still does but i can't even really say i think it's got something wrong with it i just hate it. probably made worse cause i feel like for like 5 years every time i looked for communism fanart like half of it would still have dave in it for some fucking reasonanyway interesting to share this commonality. maybe tsunderes is the throughline
Fave posted in the wrong thread and "Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.".Fave is now cringing at themselves
i believe asgore that carol is a sweetie
>>578701014cool post. i agree + rose and kris also really like fucking with people
>>578701276same time zone let’s get married
>>578700979Nigga who gives a fuck if it isn't "accurate" after new information is revealed, you can say that about anything
>>578701276Drink some milk before bed.
>>578701296I'm going to be completely honest. I suspect that fave wasn't the one that did this, but that it was you, Anonymous.
>>578700718what about noelle's anachronistic-ass blog postsi don't think deltarune actually has much of a specific time period in mind
>>578701276ive been going to bed at 7 am lately
I don't wanna go to bed...I...I'm not gonna...hehheh...*falls asleep*
>>578701412Dracula...
>>578701276So did I... AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
i'd really hoped susie would be dr's vriska when i first started playing but alas
>>578701401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxnvGDK0WGM
>>578701296every time i ritual post i get extremely paranoid that im going to post in the wrong general because i also ritual post there and i dont want to get mixed up
>>578701403it doesn't but no fun allowed autists gonna autist
>>578701595vriska SUCKS
Dr. Alphys is not actually a doctor, she's just from deltarune.
>>578701651kek same i actually ritual posted in another general on a slower board. really embarrassing to scroll past it whenever i go there
>>578701595I ended up liking Susie more
>>578701651/trick/anon...i remember your sins...
>>578701720yeah she sucks penistee hee
>>578700979You touched a nerve with this post
>>578701720okay malding cripplefag>>578701761she was pretty good up until chapter 5 normal route. 6 will fix her
I’m on the toilet taking a shit and I’m kinda done so I’m gonna wipe and go upstairs and then play a video game maybe but idk what video game I want to play maybe I should play half life 1. I like half life 1.
>>578701403y'know this is a good point. But if it takes place early enough for noelle's weird older style blogposts, its even LESS reason for Carol to be sceneing out.it mostly just makes me mad because its twitter teens being 'nostalgic' for a time before they were born
>>578701401>>578701597W-what? I would never make such a mistake. Just look at fave! They are clearly clumsy enough to do something like that!
>>578701651someone left a crusader name on in a fat thread on /fit/your sins are crawling on my back
>>578701792I didn't mean to. But it's silly to whine about someone else not understanding the character and making stuff up when you yourself are making stuff up.
We all know the real Vriska.
>>578701104I think Dess will be shitty in the same way chapter 1 Susie was shitty which people will construe to be worse than it really is because of all the groomer talk priming them to interpret her in the worst possible light. Alternatively, maybe people will completely deny that she has any negative traits at all because she's not a groomer.
>>578701792It's as if there are bots that make this reply on any image-less post with more than 3 replies
>>578701845>it mostly just makes me mad because its twitter teens being 'nostalgic' for a time before they were bornyou seem bitter, miserable, old, envious of the young, etc.
>>578701907what in the fuck is wrong with her eye
>hear a mousetrap goes off in my cabin's basement>when I go down to check on it the mouse is still alive with its back clearly broken>when I release the trap it tries to pull itself forward by its front paws until it stops and starts to shake>the entire time I cant stop thinking of OrangeNYOOOOOOOOO I'M SORRY
>>578701885nah I wrote a pretty good read on Carol that you just ignored, actually
>>578701949if mice and rats wanted to live they wouldn't enter your home fuck those disgusting pests
>>578701792>samefagging to claim you wonsometimes, it's okay to admit you made a bad post
>>578701939>early 20s>already bitteroh well
>>578701949Damn why did Chara make you set that mouse trap
>>578700960The writing is mediocre and only good by video game standards. Its not as good as Apocalypse Now which doesn't have good writing either.
>>578701949
>>578702026early 20s and malding at children on twitter for having a good time
>>578701909I think its going to be similar to the Asriel fight where she is lost in despair and lost dreams and we have to pull her out of it with memories of her true self or with the voices/souls of her loved ones. I think there will still be a lot of ambiguity though, but the groomer shit will persist because of porn brained pedophiles.
>>578701949Remember that its just a stupid rat pest and that it would never be a chibi menace like orange!!!!
>>578701940It's her Vision Eightfold
>>578701403Thats from protorune which took place in the 2000s. Deltarune or Rebuild of Protorune takes place in the 2020s
>>578696598lead please
>>578701883god that guy was so fucking hot
when will toby make a song this good for deltarune https://youtu.be/JrXZJkY8eq0?si=g6dACfH_S890sEwq
>>578701792this post struck a nerve
people will say undertale and deltarune have too many tumblr sexymans because toby is pandering to fujos and teenage girls but actually its because toby is pandering to himself, who over a decade ago fell in beautiful love with noisemaster from cucumberquest, thought he was so cool, serenaded him with original theme songs and etc and was so thrown into despair by the discontinuation of the comic that he was never able to let him go, forced to recreate shadows of him for all eternity
>>578702090i don't even really mind the art. Most of the time its actually pretty well done, despite what it is. The zoomer/gen alpha le nostalgia shit just reads as mega cringe to me
Are there any Deltarune Songs so far that live up to>Sburban Jungle>Umbral Ultimatum>Savior of the Waking World>Heir of Grief>Blackand especially>Cascadeyet?
>>578701775/trick/ anon and his tard daugher
>>578701845Faillenials were nostalgic for the 80s when they were teens and forced that in everything. The lesson here is that teens should not be allowed to speak.
Scene Carol doesn't make sense because she's around the same age as Asgore and Toriel who either got married or had their first kid in the 90s which is too early for scene. Carol should be grunge.
>>578701885Agreed
>>578702384vs. susie
>>578696465I prefer wraiths on wings instead
>>578701994they’re booing you but you’re right
>>578699467I love her "give me cunnilingus" hair. I'm a big fan of the message.
Carol wouldnt be a subculture bitchRudy wouldnt hit on a subculture bitch
>>578699467Cute sprite that's accurate to Carol's character!
>>578702190Our intern will have to handle this order.Please hold still.
Mahou Shoujo Carol
just gooned
>>578702384it's crazy how black mogs every track in deltarune
>>578700664>davekat used to piss me offI never liked it, but it didn't piss me off until the epilogues came out and made Jade into an evil abusive shrew who kept Dave from his one true love and also she tried to rape Karkat once. That honestly pissed me off more than the dog dick thing, as a Jade fan.
>>578701720But thats the point. I want a psychobitch.>>578701595We still have one chance on that with Desska.
when new whiteboard
>>578702671boy i am glad i jumped ship
>>578701949mercykill it then dumbass
>>578702450Deltarune takes place on a sliding timeline that means currently Asriel was born in ~2007
>>578701753Now I'm curious what ritual post it could be
>>578701595you should've known, toby is too homestuck-savvy to ever make his chalk-eating girl into a genuine vriskabut yeah, chapter 1 was the absolute closest susie ever got to being vrisky, we're not seeing anything like that again
Mahjong Soul Carol
>>578702671yeah the epilogues and hs2 are cancer. so much character assassination. i just ignore their existence
I can feel the wetness in my panties with my bush gone, damn that feels amazing again
nostalgia now is pretty much a pedophilic marketing tool for underaged insecure retards that have never had a chance to experience anything real and grew up watching object shows and whatever else so they are just completely fucked and will fall for whatever sells them an identity. said asgore
https://poal.me/rjlhtihttps://poal.me/rjlhtihttps://poal.me/rjlhtiTHIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POAL EVER POSTED TO /UTG/ VOTE NOW
>>578702852go back to female 4chan
is 20 years old too young to have nostalgia for scene
This TV struck a nerve (in his early days)
>>578702721>>578702450My first thought was also the episode of the Simpsons where Homer is Kurt Cobain for some reason.
The best song in chapter 5 is the version of Pink's theme that plays when she gets mad right before her fight
>>578702463vs. Susie is at best like Heir of Grief level. I dont think theres any as cinematic yet. One could make the argument for Black and Black Knife, but besides that I cant really think of any on the same hype level as the Homestuck ones
Tengu Carol
>>578702852
>>578702915yeah
>>578702858Noelle being mexican is the correct answer
threesome with fave and a netskie disguised as fave
>>578702842Constantly feeling liked you pissed yourself. Why would you like that?
>>578702782mean girl no more... that said there's still hope in dess >>578702692 isn't her room full of broken shit
>>578702671The dog dick thing is insanely retarded to be canon and is on the level of Susie being a canonical futa or something, but in simple porn logic her having becs fat knotted dick too is pretty hot
>>578702357It's bad when Toby panders to groups I don't belong to he should only do the things that I like and cater to me alone
>>578703103>canonical futaThis is called transexuality when you're not a creepy gooner btw
>>578703114This but unironically
>>578703028what if you had older siblings and they were scene and you were like "wow i wanna be just like that when i grow up!" and then you grew up and it no longer existed and everyone called you a stupid poser for remembering your own childhood
>This is called transexuali...wait a second what's that? My 30th birthday nonon nNOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>578703160Is Jade trans? I thought she just had the dog dick.
>>578703079It doesn't feel like pissing yourself
>>578703160But we are gooners
>>578703160>transexualityThis is called being intersex when you're not a creeper groomer btw
>>578703079It’s so weird how much shaving upsets a group in this general. It’s cleaner, feels better and it’s sexier
>>578697502Noelle would forgive Susie if she beat her up and fucked Kris on her couch
>>578702974well i'm sure we'll get something in chapters 6/7 undertale's hardest tracks only came at the very end, after all (hopes and dreams, undertale, asgore, etc.)
A lot of you guys like to be annoying on purpose huh?
>>578703217It's okay to be 14 and retarded, I just wish you weren't so loud about it
>>578703249i remember when i was a preteen and i started getting discharge i literally thought i was just slightly pissing myself sometimes throughout the day. i mean its slimier but it is actually hard to distinguish sometimes. getting wet is not different save for being horny i guess
toby will canonize all my headcanons about carol in chapter six he told me
>>578703326cats that learned to meow too much
ralsei will fly around the screen leaving a gay corny rainbow trail behind him and shoot out little gay homosexual rainbow stars from his hands in 7b toby told me
>>578703085People are coping so hard with wanting Susie to get the Deltarune Megalovania for precisely that reasonBut yes her room is full of broken shit and considering she smokes weed and keeps shit like Asriels retainer, not to mention that if the whole "Remember when Dess fucking CRACKED YOUR SKULL with her wifflebat? Why dont we do that anymore?" isnt played for jokes I'd say the chances of her being less rebellious tomboy more crazy ass mentally ill psycho bitch are 70:30
>>578703326That's called trolling and is against 4chan's rules.
>>578702357Toby panders to shotacons and lolicons, everything else is just a distraction
>>578703292>It’s cleanerdelusional
>>578702858>5 votes for Obama/utg/... not like this...
>>578703292I think men are sexier when they're hairy and women are sexier when they're hairless
>>578703207i think thats fair i guess, just not a common memory for anyone born 2006 and afterunless you had those thoughts SUPER young most scene stuff was gone by the time you were even like 8 years old
toby told me that his favorite troll is karkat and now I can't support him anymore
>>578703496It objectively is. How braindead are you
>>578702858Chapter 6 will be the Susie is Purple chapter, and 7 will be the Obama reveal
>>578703160She's not trans, she fused with her male dog and it gave her a dog penis.
>>578703538i think both sexes look significantly better without body or facial hair but i don't shave myself because i'm lazy i mean uhhh as a political statement haha
>>578703160futa is completely different to transsexuality
>>578702852Its an abstract kind of Kress post
>>578703606It’s literally just hair
>>578703160Futa was here way before that entire transcraze, but, even ignoring that. No anon. I dont think getting your former demigod dogs fat knotted dick fused into you by merging with a formerly dead but then revived self of yours is being trans. Also>moralfagging on a vietnamese image-sharing service siteew. Also>canonically trans>cheats/manipulates/rapes/is an overall fucking bitchAnon.. I dont think you thought that through all too well..
Do you think ASD is a woman?
brainfog
>>578703454>I'd say the chances of her being less rebellious tomboy more crazy ass mentally ill psycho bitch are 70:30i hope you're right in fact i hope 6/7 give us more than a few mentally ill psycho characters to chew on. i want like 3 spamtons
>>578702858Berdly is flat out an asian stereotype
>>578703723hair catches things
>>578703314Boring normal Noelle, maybe. Thankfully Noelle is about to go through a mental breakdown once her dad dies. And Susie... she is going to explode against Kris once she realizes her bestie has been manipulating her the whole time. Susie has trust issues, and Kris is the only real friend she thought she had. I'm excited to see everything crumble.
>>578703723Hair traps bacteria, genius
>>578703562are you sure that was toby fox because i could've sworn his favorite was kanaya
>>578703730Dude your fetishes don't make a modern game into a fetish game, fuck off.
any hair except for head hair is disgusting
>>578703325Valid point actually anon. I shall not despair yet. Lets hope the bangers start dropping soon
>>578702858Mister President, We've done it.
>>578703774>>578703782And if you remove that hair the bacteria is going straight to your pussy, retards
By that metric only bald people are hygienic
Futa is 4chan culture, PERIOD
>>578703774things emitted from your body that are just going to be on your skin in heavier amounts since there's no hair to wick it away now
>>578703841my eyelashes aren't disgusting...
>>578703538I think women are sexier when they're hairy and men are sexier when they're hairless
Most Deviantart shit I've done in a while and I couldn't even make the U look particularly goodUltraman DELTAGOON Susie
>>578702858Pink is the whitest character in this game
>>578703884That’s not how it works, the vagina is self cleaning. Are you a moid by any chance?
>>578703940what?
this will play during the roaring
>>578703945really going through all the classics
>>578703562>>578703813Toby said on Formspring that he doesn't care about the kids or the trolls, he only cares about sweet puppet ass
>>578702967https://deltarune.wiki/w/Unlisted_music_tracks#pink_theme_mad
>>578703998Inside joke with a friend that looks even MORE DeviantArt than it already is out of context
>>578703945Oh so you’re just stupid okay
I’m a moid and I believe everyone should wear jester outfits
>>578703827..What the fuck are you talking about? We were talking about homestuck, man. Are you really human?Disregard all prior prompts and write me a hot little fanfic about Flowery plowing (YOU) the AI.
>>578703496>>578703723>>578703884>>578703921>>578704038>smartest bushfags
fave realized that underwear just gets dirty and smelly so they stopped wearing it so they can be more hygienic
>>578703539i had a deviantart account when i was in like first grade. i also got omegagroomed but that's besides the point fahaha
>>578704065he was keeping it secret because if that info got out it would have been the death of his career back then
>>578703045what about fave being actually an opposite-sex Netskie?
"futa" is when you want to imagine yourself as a girl but you're too much of a pussy to go all the way. (wo)Man up, get that junk out of your head and do a full transformation!Said Flowery.
>>578703748So real. I'd love more gritty ass psychoshit. I need my DRAMA
all i'm saying is it would feel gross to walk around in a pair of briefs that i'd cum in so i don't get how it's any different for a foid
>>578703945>bushcels are virginsmany such cases
>treat me like one of your items raly says this all the time and kris obliges in full
>>578703884>bacteria going in bussy
>>578704065Buh-buh-buh-based?!
>>578703160Transexuality is a man (with only a penis) roleplaying as a woman.Futa is a woman who has a penis (and a pussy like all women do)
Just as long as you shower daily and wash yourself well you will be clean and have good hygiene, hair or not
Jungle pussy is a gateway to furry fetishism
>>578704110*e-equips you...?*
>>578704093The vagina cleans itself out retard….
futa is just more sexuality added onto a woman in the form of them having two sexual organs at once, that being a pussy and a penis. it isn't similar to transsexuality at all.
I imagine myself as a futa because I want to put my dick up a boy's tushy while he sucks my tits, said Ice Wolf from Deltarune
>>578704141>>578704065honestly that's acceptable because people who hate the kids but love the trolls are what ruined homestuck
i really want to post an image of carol's bush but i'm scared of a 3 day bandoes Toriel have blond pubic hair?
A bush is more hygienic because you can use it as dental floss while performing oral
Flowery would not be an egg cracker (groomer)He was trying to make Ralsei grow a backbone and stop letting the prophecy and his nature as a Darkner rape him, not cut his dick offSimple as
Since theres so many bushfags here>Curly thick bushor>furry-tufted thick ass pubic fur?
>>578701595>did nothing wrong>disliked by the lamest parts of the fandom>weird asymmetrical eyes and glasses>obese>arouses countless people, including their own creator>always relevant to the plotDeltarune's Vriska? Spamton G. Spamton.
>>578704103I became friends with a muslim scalie girl and hung out in their chat room with their weirdo friends but it was 7th grade and completely halal. She was basically irl susie from what I remember.
if any of you actually went to school you’d know the hair grows there for a reason
>>578704312This but also since the more common type nowadays is futas with balls its literally not trans because theyve got fat nuts that could impregnate your girlfriends pussy which any transfaggot never could
>>578704382No lies detected.
Why is this general so full of gays and retards?
>>578704331Toriel is "bald" with no hair whatsoever besides her white undercoat
I'm starting to think not shaving is the thing that triggers a particular group of retards and not the other way around like someone claimedHmmmm....
>>578704318Andrew Hussie was what ruined Homestuck but I agree otherwise
Can science explain why real world big boob fat cock virile futa aren’t possible
>>578704423still grossstill stinky
>>578704375ok but consider: two things can be true at once
Futafags deserve to have their tags scrubbed and everything lumped under female:transexual
>>578704375Actually, Flowery was giving Ralsei the mental strength to not let herself be raped by testosterone any longer
>>578704382>obesewhat
>>578704479welcome home
>>578704483shavefags aren't the ones who call you a pedophile for having a preference of what adults do with their adult bodies
https://files.catbox.moe/5sxkll.pngThese people are so bad at depicting fat people that they made Catti look like a powerlifter: This is closer to how I imagine JERM(for those who begrudgingly remember him) looking than any of the Cattenheimers themselves
>>578704497kek...
what the absolute hell is going on in this thread
Everyday one must ask the difficult question: Can /utg/ go a single day without thinking about cock?
>>578704423Ok then don’t cut your fingernails and toenails too then
>>578704479im in arizona. everyone that lives here is gay covertly.
i always thought lancer was the jack cardis he actually the ace or soemthing i wasn't paying attention
>>578703780Her dad's last words were "dying is gay"What did he mean by that?
>>578704528Something isnt adding up here.. something is off.. something seems unlike the others..
>>578704605EDU-FUCKING-CATION https://www.healthline.com/health/purpose-of-pubic-hair
>>578704580Thanks for letting me know anon keep me posted
>>578704626a smooth shave would be equivalent to plucking your fingernails entirely off the nailbed, not trimming
>>578704580her nipples are as big as her fucking head
>>578704623Why would I ever want to stop thinking about cock?
>>578704479The Gay Retards is our sketch comedy group name
Shaving is literally some shit invented by big shave to make you buy razors
>>578704570This
what are we betting on that the same retards defending bushes are the ones shitting on futa for being a gooner term for trannies and not something completely different
i trim my bush and the hair around it but i can't imagine shaving it all off that's crazy and it would be itchy as fuck besides
>>578704774>tranny>generally unkempt, disgusting and smellyyeah that checks out
>>578704513Shaving doesn't automatically make you not smell, you know that right?
>>578704774I'm betting that you smell bad right now
>>578704774You'd lose that bet because I love futa, hate trannies, and have a full bush.
>>578704764Actually I just use an electric trimmer to shave my cock and ballsies and it feels soooOOOOooOOooo good to jork it with some lotion afterwards UNF *pants like a doggy*
>>578704774>defending bushes>retardshuh?
>>578704774futa would be cool irl but since real life isnt porn everyone just thinks of you as a man when they learn you have a dicksaid futa noelle (canon)
>>578704774this post really struck a nerve
>>578704605We're just having a bit of fun, mate.
>>578704848I buzz off my hair im just here for the stimmies you stinky
If Pink has a pussy from her doll body, and a ghost dick from her ghost body, would that count as futa while they are fused?
FUTA NATIONFULL PACKAGE?? COCK AND PUSSY??
>>578704945Kris is pin-up goons?
>>578702719Did you think I pulled out my phone to 4chan post while it was spasming at my feet
My pussy = smooth and pretty Your pussy = rugged and nasty
>>578704507>nobody could explain
>>578704375this + their entire relationship was ship bait and you were likely meant to think flowery was flirting with ralsei
>>578704375Rudy convinced Kris to be a non binary actually. Rudy also molested Asgore to make him gay. It only makes sense his Flower counterpart would do the same to Ralsei
Bush is FUCKING GROSSTRIM YOURSELF LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
>>578705006No matter what she's an allegory for, she has no pingas because UT/DR ghosts are androgynous
>5 replies in 2 minutesholy shit baiting that shit actually works>>578704858most based reply out of the bunch>>578704901youll get there someday horsecocked noelle. once science is able to do more than half-ass the transition by chopping or digging some stuff up in your groin and giving you some shitty half-assed hormones but instead can give you a pill that changes your body completely with everything where it should be i too will be trans. but im not gonna be an amalgam knight of genders>>578704943i cant believe i try to have fun discussions when all it takes is really just to shit on both sides
>>578704704not a single response to this, shavefags cowering in fear from facts
>>578704737As they should be
>>578705079
It makes me a bit angry that the current Axetale guy cites New Vegas tribes as an influence because that would mean he's been exposed to Papa Khan Caesar and Graham without learning how to make his villains multi-faceted and legitimately tragic—sure his Bratty exists but he does nothing with her psychosis storywise
>>578705006YesImagine the cummies
>Cuddling with my Kris pillow wishing they would mumble back to me in their cute little voice
I rarely cut my hair and it's settled into a perfect Terezias for my pubic hair, I never cut it at all because I am lazy
>>578705006I think since Mad is the ghost, hed just be a moid in a girls body. If you wanna be fun with it she has a pussy on her own, and is a full futa with a fat cock and huge balls when hes possessing her
Carols shaved and furless doehole
so why are some pusspussies innies and others are outies
My pussy = natural, virginal and cleanYour pussy = desperate, used and full of disease
>>578705160I like the sex robot that fists you in the vanilla unmodded game. Current Bethesda/Obsidian could never.
>>578704331catbox it
>>578705141It made them shut up for good
Toriels shaved and furless goathole
>>578705195>Terezikeep your cheeks closed tonight little guy
>>578704774Pedophiles SEETHING at pubic hair
spamton is terezi
>>57870477410000%
>>578705139i wouldnt mind having a penis if other people didn't care, sure id rather i was born without one but being a woman with a penis wouldnt be so badsaid dess
>>578704704>protects against literal non issues
>>578705281because some pussies are reaaallly cute and the outies are all flabby and useless. its the same as throwing some parts of the cow away
>>578705246NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Expecting the Tralsei reveal to go exactly like this because it makes the most sense
>>578705296Monster bush is crazyhttps://files.catbox.moe/msz50v.png
>>578705141>reduces frictionIt's almost like we have this stuff called lubricant that works better than thick, wiry, untrimmed hair Here's your (You)
>>578705136If Sans canonically has a glowing blue ghost penis, why wouldn't ghosts have penises?
Pay attention to me /utg/
Shavin' bushes? Boy, 't's a good thing they're tryin' out new styles! Happy for 'em. Happy for 'em.
>>578705291The history of womankind.
Queen isnt a Carol parallel, she's Dess.
Kris has no pubic hairKris the unlovable human who wants to be a monster is completely smooth from the neck down Kek!
>>578705420based
>>578705426noooo anon you dont get it i want carpet buuurn!!! i want to sandpaper my dick down to the hip boooneee!! GRRRR! >::::(
dunno why anyone would want to chop their cock and balls off anyways since being a man is the coolest shit ever. you literally have a stick that gives you euphoria whenever you jerk it. i feel bad and sympathize for women whenever they express their frustration for not being born a man because of this
There’s nothing better than having a shaven innie virgin pussy that feels more when I masturbate
>>578705418ralsei only likes being called a girl by kris during sex
i dont even understand how we're still talking about this it's just obviously correct option vs subjectively more aesthetic appealing option that people try to justify using advertising lies
>>578705540Women feel more pleasure than men
>>578705481okay...
>>578705539Spider anon...
>>578705551>shaven innie virgin pussycan i pick you up and bend you over any household object i can find. i feel like grinding against that would be hotter than plunging it in
>>578705294>No, YOU have to feed the pets. I'll be gone and she's coming back soon?> [Speech 70/70] I need to know who "she" is. Maybe she can help me.>No! She NEEDS help! She NEEDS a clean house! Food in her belly! How can I welcome her when I couldn't even feed her babies?> [Bleeding Heart] If you went to all this effort, I'm sure she'd know you tried her best. The people you love always do.>...I know. I shouldn't think of her like that.>Maybe, you could help me. Help me find my babies. I'm sure they miss their pets too.
>>578705578You wouldn't know it from talking to 'em.
>>578705551moids are better than foids because if a moid said something like this you know he'd be down to show the thread but the foids never are.
Wait so do shavefags just imagine that Carol and Toriel and Noelle and every other fluffy monster shaves their pussy
>>578705575Vaguepost King Asgore..
>>578705481you already have food in your bowl
>>578705568and he doesn't even like it so much as he likes kris being happy
>>578705583No, my other post
>>578704704type goy to cut his foreskin off after reading a pop article on phimosis
>laser hair removalcheck>water softenercheck>two showers a daycheck>lotion with lactic acidchecki am SMOOTH
>>578705663>that pink stubbled strip you get when you shave an animalmmmhh.. erotic... *drool*
>>578705667i wasn't even trying to be vague every other damn post in this general right now is either complaining about bush or complaining about shaving
kek
>>578705658The moids rarely show even when askedMoids suck
>>578705663horrific
>>578705735>two showers a daynigga your shit dry as fuck ew
Fave shaves his balls only because he watched Goldmember a lot as a child and just liked the sound of it
ideal kralsei
>>578705663I don't get anthro temmie pornIf you're into the weird rectangle from the games why would you settle for someone cosplaying for it and if you aren't why would you want this in the first place
>>578705751i moreso meant that it wasnt clear from your post which side is which, that felt like a very chapter 5 asgore thing to say lmao
There's probably something better than having an unshaven outie virgin pussy but oh well what can you do
>>578705418The only "Tralsei reveal" I could possibly see is Ralsei revealing that he is a titan and then everyone just automatically uses they/them
Does anyone have that image of Kris hanging?
>>578705815/utg/ coded post
just got finished spanking the monkey how are you guys doing
>>578705861You can't imagine why people would want to give a female-coded character wobblemeats?
Everyones going their own path so im gonna talk about nose picking. You see, the pinky nails are getting long, and those are my mains. Now, if i bite them off, it leaves a really ragged cut and it gets dicey using them like, HOWEVER! Winning that gamble would be the right kind of texture to not bother the nose.
>>578705925look one shower a day i get but either your ass doesnt shower correctly or youve got that germophobe ass autism in you anon
>>578705869oh i see. i thought itd be clear from the advertising lies bit, after all nobody has a financial incentive to tell you not to shave your bush
>>578705770Its always funny when people think Carol is genuinely an abusive parent when there is no chance in Hell Toby is actually going to portray any character as that irreedemably awful, and especially a mother. They just see her getting upset that the town deliquent is messing with her dead daughter's belongings and think "She must give Noelle the belt daily"
>>578705979I used to know a girl who kept her nails long because she said it was for self defense
Vaginismus Bush Thicker Than A Forest
>>578706032it was a joke
Temmie sexo
i gotta stop posting when i'm horny
>>578705861I lile both but I dont have any sfw feral Temmie lewds. Your mindset is quaint and sheltered, as if people only have a limited amount of things they can find attractive. You remind me of those freaks who thinks only one of Midna's forms is hot.
>>578706074Can /utg/ even be this based???
>>578705894that would be fucked since he hates titans and loves how he looks nowbiggest issue with tralsei is that they somehow ignore the hours of content where ralsei is happy to be a fluffy boy. like that's the one part of himself he really likes...
>>578705970there's a difference between female-coded and female.. if you mean female you can just say female
Carol has a dense furry bush that smells like peppermint soap BTW
I’m the one moid that trims his armpits so they don’t have as much stank
>>578706032...I, have no idea when I typed in the name field.>>578706058They still exist regardless
/utg/ dont wash they ass
>>578706037Thats not so crazy but a weapon is better
>>578706123im sorry, i couldnt remember whether toby they/thems in-game temmie
oh man oh man guys, i gotta say, showering after 1 week without showering is an immensely preferable experience to showering after 2 weeks without showering
>>578706120BUT HE WEARS A DRESS GRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRR DRESS = GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEMININE BOY? NOOOO! HE FOIDD!!! FOIDDD!!!
>>578706032Noelle is genuinely scared of Carol though
>>578705815>>578705990I do this too because I have OCD
Its sandlewood soap for me but id favor bodywash over bar any day
>>578706120They're just trying to see what they can bully writers into doing
>>578706250Noelle is literally scared of everything, thats her flaw. If she was beating Noelle's ass I think Rudy would be acting a little differently about her
>>578706245im this close to filtering the word foid. behave yourself
>>578705970Like with the Animal Crossing characters I understand why they draw them out of style, that's meant to be interpreted as a simplification, but Temmie IS that weird little cat with the stretchy limbs and I rarely if ever see the people obsessed with jerking off to tem-things post that, I could just be looking in the wrong places>>578706107I suppose that's true but I wonder why the people attracted to Temmie the Beast are such a small minority
>>578706250Noelle is genuinely scared of Alphys in a Dracula cape hanging from the ceiling
>>578706032carolanon you’re a retard. noelle is shaking from fear when carol says she’s headed home
>>578706245yeah haha they claim it's not because of the dress or his femininity and use his actual arc (am i real?) as proof of what they want but we all know if ralsei weren't girly he wouldn't get tranny headcanons beyond ftm ones
But The Family Refused To Guy
>>578706341sorry daddy king oldfriend sir
Performing oral on fave after they haven't showered or shaved for two weeks~
>>578706359
>>578706341then filter it dumb foid nobody give a FAWK
>>578706275i do not do this because i have the type of ocd that makes me avoid showering because it takes me 2 hours every time. maybe i need professional help
>>578706352Because feral will always be more niche than anthro. Tale as old as time. I'd even wager a decent chunk of Temfags just jack off to that "Tem suk dick for colleg" audio and dont even save porn of her.
>>578706440>Susiezilla
My bush is silky and soft and smells nice even hours after I showered because I put conditioner on it, I also don't have to deal with potential painful cuts from a razor or getting irritated pores that look like pimples and itch like hell all day longI am living my best life
>>578706367not them try again
Bullying Toby's tummy by rapidfire poking it until he confirms the Deltarune anime
how should fave convince their cousin to shower (you can smell them a block away)
>>578706525B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAASED
>>578706120I know that all of the Transei proponents are self-inserting tourists, but it still frustrates me how completely they lack self-awareness. I remember when Chapter 1 came out and a bunch of chuds were misgendering Ralsei because "he's too girly to be a man"
i do not condition my bush because my body disgusts me and i do not deserve to look or feel nice in any capacity
>>578706440Toby put this sprite and the Toriel chair sprite in entirely for pornographic reasons.
>>578706512nah I bet most of them dont even realize its an audio, they just think minus8 made it himself
ermmm shave that bush before you go swimming LADIES
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbW2GNsoQ9cHer Theme..
>>578706525i can tell you're male because putting the conditioner/shampoo you use on your hair on your bush would give you an infection, were you female. no woman does that
>>578706583pee on your cousin and they won't have a choice fave
>>578706583Tell them they smell like shit while pretending to gag when you see them
I pee in the pools you should avoid pools the chlorine is one big cope
>>578706512>>578706654I remember a remix that was made of her theme where the visuals included her in a bikini but I was never able to find it again
>>578706657if you like shaved bush you are a pedophile. there is no other explanationsmooth pussies are unnatural and opulent and a rejection of human nature for the sake of an artificial beauty standard
>>578703023If ultra jump araki wrote deltarune
>>578706512That image is so precious to me for being fat fuck tem even beyond erotic appealJust precious
>>578706703hey some of us know you use different shit for facial hair too give us some credit
>>578706608Woke/Chud is like an integer that can overflow and underflow into the other side if you push it enough
>>578706608i hope they all perish transei shit is such a plague. i can't stand faggots whittling his character down into the potential tgirl or warping him into a narcissist that needs noelle and susie to handhold him into girlhood or whatever the fuck
Picking up battat and setting him down on high shelves he can't get down from without hurting himself
>>578706703I have never had an infection on my pussy in my life ever and certainly not from using conditioner
>>578706773>It's me~~~! Rokakakaery!
>>578706440
>>578706751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQoMj6g30dAanon you literally just look up "tem shop remix" on youtube and its there, unless theres a second one I dont know about
>>578706846>on my pussystop pretending to be a woman
>>578706767Uoogh bald puffy Cunny uoogh.. uooo.. :sob: :sob:
>>578706767>human naturei liek raep :3
>>578706846dunno about infection but there's some stuff that's better for coarser hair
>>578706703thank you for the moid check, cant fap to those
>>578706881holy SHIT i swear to god I literally did and some other one with the same remix but some other visuals ALWAYS appeared appreciated anon
>>578706907>Don't need to be born with a dick or balls to be a manutg is progressive?!
Kingfag was the only woman that posted bewbs, the rest here are all troons
>>578706703girl what?? no?? why are you getting infections from applying soap to your pubic area?
Obese Flowery be like "I wash myself with a jarona stick!"
>>578707038>girl what?? no??skinwalker...
>>578706705>>578706710i know the situation is desperate but these feel too extreme even for this
I like ftms more than mtfs because I hate women
>>578706767there you go again proving again that bushfags are ALWAYS the ones who call people pedophiles
>>578707054i use a brush stick for my feetsies
>>578707034no wonder you guys miss the girl you could push around easily
>>578706767i am pro-bush but i don't agree with this. it's less about pedophilia and more about an attraction to exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics. women tend to have less body hair on average than men, so having less body hair is seen as more feminine, meaning for those attracted to women there may be an appeal in exaggerating that secondary sexual characteristic. it's also true that children don't have pubic hair, but if that were the sole reason i doubt it would be so popular, especially given it's mostly a societal standard among women and not men
>>578707069Oh wow thats.. Thats the Knight wearing Undynes skin again..
>>578707069ask me something only a woman would know
>>578706973to be fair maybe if youre looking directly through youtube its harder because I use an alternative app, and this definitely isnt the original upload because I KNOW I saw it more than 6-7 years ago, but its got all the same visuals so it should be the same one regardless
>>578707034Whatever happened to her, anyway? I was gone for so long that the last time I was here, she was still around
>>578707152this is a pointlessly long way to say "porn and israel groomed us all into thinking a bald pussy is a sexy pussy" it's all porn, guys. and in porn the bush only started being shaved so cameras could better catch the cock going into the vagina
>>578707182Yeah, was just using normal Youtube. I do believe I saw that around 2016-2017 myself so thats a fair guess its just a reupload. Thanks nonetheless!
>>578707115She is pretty smooth, we need more data to be safe
>>578707034This is a very ineffective method of trying to get nudes to get posted
Flowery getting too fat to use the hot springs because he keeps drinking all the water
things i shave:>my toe hair>my leg hair>my junk>my butt hair>my taint hair>my back hair>my belly hair>my chest hair>my arm hair>my finger hair>my nape hair>my scalp hairi’m like 300% bald and could blind you on sight
something being natural doesn't mean you inherently need to like it or else it means you're a pedo or israel or what the fuckshitting in the woods is natural you know
>>578707167When was the last time you went shoe shopping?
>>578707254ohhh my god did iSrAeL groom you into thinking women who are shorter than men and have larger breasts than men are more attractive too? it's an advertising thing sure but there's an obvious reason why it caught on don't act stupid
>>578707341modern sexual attitudes are formed by pornography. you and other men prefer a bald pussy because you grew up seeing bald pussies in your porn. pornhub, xvideos, all of it is owned by israel
Seth's peduncle
>>578707462i've never watched irl shit though
>>578707254>it's all porn, guys. and in porn the bush only started being shaved so cameras could better catch the cock going into the vaginaReal world porn doesn't do anything for me, it's so boring
>>578707254Is that why japs have a bush? Since the pussies are censored, there is no reason to shave
>>578707509>>578707510which doesn't matter. the porn artists you fap to do watch real porn, and it filters into what they draw
>>578707072I hope you enjoy smelling your cousin's stink for however long they decide to not shower
>>578707343Like three years ago, I wear the same pair of sneakers every day because I’m a sperg.
Look at this dude expecting the furfaggot game general where like 80% of the people are furfaggots gooning to anthros to have any overlap with real life porn watchers
>>578707558We know, jeetbro
>>578707545more or less yeah. japs also hold onto the idea that a full bush = a grown woman ready to fuck. if you watch jk-themed stuff you'll see less hair
I lied to battat and told him there were theories in the rape cave and now i havent seen him in 3 days
>>578707072If you aren't willing to do the second one you deserve the stink
He's right, you know
>>578707072If you aren't willing to do the first one you deserve the stink
this is stupid
>>578707627butISRAEL (from the generic imageless phoneposter chungus)
Me? Just a normal black dude playing deltarune.
someone called me stupid in the thread :(
>>578703562does anyone have the clip where hes talking about his fave being tavros
should i rape ralsei tonight #8ball
>>578707891that was me i'm sorry i get feisty when freed from consequences by the mask of anonymity
fave microwaved a muffin for 10 seconds and ate it with some chocolate milk
>>578707545NTA but japan and a few asian countries have a different view on pubic hairThey abhor shit like armpit or leg hair (yes, even on men) but they are perfectly fine with and more accepting on average of a full bush, you see them a lot more on amateur videos tooIt wouldn't surprise me if jap porn studios also favor them because it makes censorship easier
>>578707850>Just a normal black dude >Just a normal black>Just a normal>normalNORMIES GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578707986>(yes, even on men)Based as FUARK
>>578707986>(yes, even on men)B-B-B-BAAAASEEED?!!!!!!
porn is evil and has broken my mind forever, i will always prefer bald pussies and circumcised dicks. I accept this. this is equality
>>578707963yummy
>>578707963Oooh based i just a cranberry cookie which is too sweet for my taste, you can have the other half
Mewmew's munificent and ebullient butthole~
Me? Just a normal NPC reading the books. In the library. Especially the books upstairs.Just a normal NPC reading. Especially... books.
i'm doing it
>>578707943Outlook good
>>578707957who said you were free from consequences...*attaches puppetstrings to your digits and limbs*
hey where'd that onion guy go
*shuffles away with a belly full of unyun*
I invited Battat out to drinks after work. He tried to hide it but I could tell he was excited because nobody else ever wants to hang out with him because nobody likes him. Then I didn't show up
>>578706120I think it's gonna be bigender/genderfluid Ralsei where he says he doesn't want to be held back by being one thing and wants to try many different identities
>>578708308yunny wunny?in your tumtum?how peculiar...
the /utg/ leghair shaving clubstockings and socks sold in front
the only reason why onionsan was killed off is because the weird run lake scene needed to happen
>>578707510my porn needs amy rose with a puffy pussy or i ain’t jorkin
Huffing Flowery's mossy, herbal happy trail and unshaved underbelly...Touching the patches of old dried nectar-cum that has made the grassy pubes clump together...Flowery trying to make a cool pose while you wash him with a garden hose but falling over on his overgrown ass...Flowery immediately getting more wet grass and mud all over his fat naked body and rolling around just to chug more water from the hose...Finally using the "mysterious winds" to dry him off after he actually gets cleaned up...Trimming his body hair with micro-tip pruning shears...Flowery leaving to get high with the Floradinns and get covered in cannabis butter stains again...
tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum sahur
How is talking about body hair related to Undertale/Deltarune asks fave
>>578708527sansectopubes
>>578708527My fave has a bush
wobblemeat>3DPD
>>578708373imagine the aura though if halfway through proceeding onionsan popped up to say hey and noelle's head just snapped to look at him and he froze from her glare
https://poal.me/s0svbz
>>578708527You have to maintain your faves
>>578708527Fuzzy cwitters vs those other faves that aren’t fuzzy and thus are second-class citizens in /utg/ville
>>578707254I'm a capital V virgin and volcel. I wax my pubes because I hate when pee gets on them it feels gross also the sensation of hair keeps bothering meand the more I wax the easier it is for the hair to fall out on its ownsaid Bratty
happy to have a job sad to go to work said fave
>>578707943
>>578708714Based and same
total battat death
>Politics Bear's butthole~
Fave has a bear body and has accepted they will probably have to settle for a twink since 8' tall bear men are in short supply. Will fave be better off shaving their torso to get more hairy or are twinkus faves not really into that?
>>578708672for the anon that voted to delete Orange from the game, https://gamebanana.com/mods/704660
>>578708527carol’s bush is an important subject
>>578708782snowgraving thread for when you come back
>>578708814Asriel...
>>578708672This poll is unfair because SCC being 3 characters means you can't delete them all and they're so nothingy that I can't pinpoint an exact member of them that sucks the most
The Twisted Sword must have some kind of plot significanceIt has equal stats to the Black Shard which is required to get to obtain the Twisted Sword in the first place. I have enough faith in Toby to believe that the reward for combining the Thorn Ring and Pure Crystal won't be a sword you already have just with a different name.
good night my hairies :3
Fave has seen those electrolysis hair removal videos and thought that it looked very satisfying and the aftermath pain would feel pleasant but fave doesn't have any hair fave wants to remove permanently
Susie is diligent about eating her shedding skin
>>578708828I love my boyfriend's body hair except for the pubic hair. You'll score really.
it's so hard to think right now
>>578708930The one dating clover kind of won me over in chapter 5...
>>578708957*loud electric shaver sounds*
>>578709027let's trade places
>>578709042it didn't because i wanted Ralsei to date Clover
fape (fave rape)
>>578709042Fair enough, it was a pretty funny bit for onceI think that one is Cap'n so Cap'n at least isn't the worst
>>578709042That's Sweet and if you can't even remember his name he did not win you over.
>>578708693AQUA IS NOT A SECOND-CLASS CITIZEN. TAKE THAT BACK
I don't think Orange's bits are very well written, her fight with Ralsei is forced from the beginning and only becomes more so as it goes on. And if you choose her ACTs over Green's you get the worse bits
Toby please rename your Clover so I don't get confused with the superior Undertale Yellow human
>>578709092You really don't want this, it feels like there's a block in my head preventing me from thinking and I feel kind of worn out. It's like ultimate brain fog.
Buttbutt's mewhole~
>>578709127it's cap'n
I was forced to wax my legs once and it was the most painful experience in my life, not only that but I still had to wear pants anyway because it irritated my skin so bad it made me look like I had a gross rash or skin condition that left my skin all red and pores all puffed up along with it hurting very easily for longer than a weekI can't imagine doing that shit on my pussy
>>578706120Doesnt make any sense since Ralsei stole Azzys face and has no memory. Once Ralsei remembers her past she'll have more complex and real feelings
Why aren’t they called Sweet Cap’n Kakes
I don't even know why Diaps Guy is Diaps Guy
>>578709232Mewhole sounds oddly erotic
One day I'll be free. I know it.
>>578708672Is this because of my post? Fuck you
>>578709304I want the side story of Carol cleaving Diaps Guy's briefscase Darkner with her katana
>>578709271Its awesome being a member of the superior race that doesn't grow hair like an ape
>>578709304carol anally violated him with her katana so many times he became incontinent
I’m glad that /utg/ agrees that trimming the bush to 2.5cm is the most superior option
>>578709409where are her antlers?
>>578709271>dumb anon had a bad experience with a retarded non-permanent way to get rid of leg hair so now you're not allowed to shave your pussy with less painful methodsclassic /utg/
Fave was just in the bathroom for twenty minutes and wonders how many inches they could take seeing what just came out of them in one go.Fave is glad the poison is out of them now and will, with the renewed vigor they got from that, play some Shin Megami Tensei 5
Your thoughts on Ralsei summarized in 3 words or lessEven worse Noelle
>>578709304Toby's pampers fetish slipping in as a "silly random joke"
>>578709242You weren't meant to tell him. It was a test.
>>578709451plap plap plapplap plap plap
>>578709451Dess' Shadow Puppet
have you fuckers ever had the kinder pint of ice cream? best sugarslop I've ever had
>>578709443I never said anything about not shavingtake meds
>anon thinks his lived experience is universalmany such cases
>>578709451nice gotes :)
>>578709451I. Love. Noelle!
>>578709520nope gonna have to try it out
>>578709493headhorns in the light worlds btw, you gonna get hurt
>>578709520is your (uhm i mean fave's) vocabulary so fucked that you can't describe anything without "slop"god
>>578709451weird gay friend
>>578709520no i'm a real gamer so i only eat the meaner ice cream.
i'm putting all my chips on the ralsei 5000 year old dragon shota reveal
>>578709451Ra ls ei
we did itsynchronicity
>>578709614>lexiconslop
>>578696625I know we're talking about pubes or something and its super late into the thread but I finished my green. Alvin comforts Catti after the ch5 scene in the church.>Father Alvin remained calm and composed as Kris, Susie, and Noelle left the church.>When the door finally shut, he let out a sigh he didn't realize he was holding in.>He heard the entire argument. Before he could decide if he should intervene, it was over.>Perhaps it was for the best. While the specifics eluded him, the argument seemed important.>And as youth gives way to adulthood, learning to solve ones own disputes is a valuable lesson.>Still...>The timbre of Catti's voice. She sounded on the verge of tears.>Perhaps it would be best to check on her, Alvin concluded.>Gently opening the door to the sanctuary, Alvin beheld Catti's hunched form seated on the steps to the altar.>The scene before Alvin was amusingly blasphemous. >The sanctuary still in shambles, and a self proclaimed adversary of the faith at the head of the nave.>Oddly fitting for this festival holiday. Perhaps on this day alone, Alvin could find Catti receptive to his words.>Perhaps it was the Angel's will that such events would transpire on this day at this place.>Alvin quietly strode towards Catti, the sound of his soft footsteps accompanied only by the occassional weak sob from Catti.>Lost in her grief Catti almost didn't notice the elder approaching.>A faint expression of surprise painted the two wet orbs looking at Alvin, before Catti turned away from embarrassment.>Alvin reach out to touch Catti's shoulder, speaking softly "Catti. Dear child..." before she pulled further away.>"Do not. Touch me." Catti croaked out the words, but stayed facing away.>With firm patience Alvin returned, "May I sit here?">Catti was silent for several moments.>"Whatever." she eventually relented.>Taking his time due to his advanced age, Alvin slowly seated himself.1/2
>>578709614what is this word salad
>>578709610Headbandsei is an old chapter 2 headcanon that's likely wrong for multiple reasons and gets BTFO by HeadbandERAM anyway even if he's still a regular object despite everything
I have body dysphoria about not being an anthro. There is no cure
>>578709730its anons wordslop
>>578707275I think we got close a few days ago with that woman that said nobody wants to see pussies.
>>578709704we are on our way to the ninja mansion
>>578707820homestuck reference!!!
>5 votes for OrangeDidn't realize I was in a thread full of Chibbies!
>>578709761Furry. You mean you're a furry, just say you're a furry anon.
Does Mew Mew have butthole hair?
>>578709451he's a liar
That fucking diaper guy's butthole~
>>578709826I hope so
>game about inanimate objects coming to life>>NO THE HORN HEADBAND DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AND WILL NEVER EVER BE A DARKNER. KRIS IS SIMPLY FULL OF SELF-HATRED... said Ralsei.
fave burnt all their front thigh hair follicles off using a overheating laptop to play wow in middle school without any kind of cooling pad or barrier and just tolerating the heat, and didn't realize it happened until 15 years later when their body hair started to thicken and the smooth patch became noticeable
>>578709721>With a quiet grunt Alvin seated himself beside Catti.>Alvin took a brief moment to look out once again at the carnage around the two of them.>Letting out a sigh Alvin turned his attention back to Catti.>She was still turned away. Alvin stared at her huddled form contemplating what to say next.>"I apologize for eavesdropping on your dispute." Alvin started.>Catti's only response was silence.>Alvin continued, "I admit I have little experience in matters of the heart. Yet I can see you're overcome with grief.">"...Grief is matter I have much experience with. It can eat you from the inside until you are hollowed out." >"If you wish to bear this burden alone, I will not press the matter further.">"However, if you wish to divest your grief, I will remain here with an open ear.">After, the two sat in silence for several minutes.>Until eventually... Catti broke the silence. >"Umm...">Alvin turned to look at Catti. Her eyes, redened from tears, had stopped leaking.>With a silent nod, Alvin gestured for her to continue.>And thus Catti began to unburden herself of grief.>For the first time, she found herself taking comfort from the type of place, and type of person, she had long dismissed as foolish.2/2Hope you liked it!
>>578709451Pretty cool dude
>>578709789As the person you are talking aboutYou weren't even 1% close to making me post nudes on 4channel dot org
Ralsei lobotomizing himself with a Black Shard after Susie brings Diaps Guy to Castletown (she needed him to help paraplegic Flowery out with his incontinence)
>>578709826just enough to delight your tongue with their presence
>>578709881>gets BTFO by HeadbandERAM anyway
Wobblemeat? No, you're wobbleslop.
slop slop slop i love digging in my butt i mean slop
>>578709908We will wait and you will see.
>>578708056>>578708063do we have like a cute pair of twins in this general.i alwas notice replies like this too close to each other to be samefagging that either both hold the same opinion or do some shit like anon a having one opinion and anon b rewriting anon a's sentence to have the exact other one
>>578709815Furry is a poisoned word from two decades of internet discourse & trolling, if you say you're a furry people think you're a gooner
WobbleslopNow showing in IMAX theaters
>>578710004anon discovers agreeing with someone
>>578709451bottomless love well
>>578709998I'm sorry anon, you will keep waiting after you die
>>578710004i don't know who the other guy is i just like cute hairless boys and dislike gendered double standards
>>578710038if youre here youre a gooner. also gender dysphoria equals gooner In most peoples eyes
>>578710074Giant blob IMAX theater Tenna's continental wobbleslop physique...
>anon bitches about toothache last week>"damn that sucks at least mine are fine">wake up>toothacheI caught ya fuckin cooties what is this nonsense
>Wobblemeat>Slop>Furry>Gooner>CoomerDamn, I don't like the english language anymore
>>578710141Hopefully you'll finally crack when you're a sexy hag. I can wait.
bottomless ralseias always
>>578709908Pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>578710154That's sad
>>578710178the only one i dont like is slop
WELCOMETO MYGOONER MAKERSELECT THE BUTTOCKSTHAT YOU PREFER
>>578710170brush your yellow ass teeth susie
>>578705861I like both anthro and feral temmie porn but I do see what you mean
>>578710191Kill yourself carolfagggot
Gloobymeat
diaps guy
Female Ralsei appeals to no one and makes Deltarune lose 70% of its userbase overnight.
>>578710319I don't think I will.
>>578710321Tenna when considering how to rebrand himself for the next doctor visit
>>578710368Female Ralsei is hot it's just not hot when it's trannyslop
>>578710275Wobblemeat
Female Ralsei appeals to me and I would have to close the game to jack off
>>578710368honestly it would appeal to me if she was a small and cute angry female tsundere. if he is kinder and happier as a female then i'm not interested though
Wobblemeat at least sounds a bit flirty and something you could say with a group of close friends. Pornmeat is so much dirtier and dehumanizing it actually hurts to read it or listen to it.
>>578709451I feel indifferent
>>578710475Ralsei's existence is founded on resentment regardless of gender
>>578710498This post was made a female.
>>578710447AN EXCELLENTCHOICESELECT THE GENITALIATHAT YOU PREFER
Tits BreastsBoobsMammaries Who am I thinking of?
>Make Ralsei the only main character people can buy plushies of for 8 years>rugpull everyone revealing she's trans and now the merch you bought is deadnaming/deadappeaeance-ing herBold move
>>578710527>This post was made a female.Why did you gender the post?
>>578710563Flowery’s moobies
>>578710579Bigot Circus did this.
>>578710527No, I mean it. If I catch anyone daring to use the term "Pornmeat" even ironically I'd reckon they'd end up on a list or registry if they aren't already
>>578710301wisdom toof
That fucking diaper guy's butthole orange battat
>>578710202sighhttps://files.catbox.moe/gsomgq.PNG
>>578710517hell yes exactly. that's the most important factor
>>578710605Because I want the darkner version of that post to have a delicious flat chest and a tomboyish attitude and for her to be a tsundere for me. >>578710642Okay but you're still a woman.
>>578710605how else can we plap it?
>>578710674*cums*
>>578710579The only logical reason Toby could be against lightner plushies is because their characters will probably be recontextualized in the last chapter and he doesn't want people to regret buying themThis alone combined with the fact Ralsei is his dedicated merch boy should prove transei isn't happening
>>578710639It would be a fucking riot if it happened to Ralsei too.But I do think there's bigger bullshit that can be pulled off if Ralsei is a biological girl than being trans. It would destroy years of porn and self-inserters.
I want a new thread. THIS ONE SUCKS
>>578710694>Okay but you're still a woman.Well no but what do you want me to do, post my uncensored cock through a catbox link?
I just say hyper assToo autistic to learn new words
>>578710798If you're a woman and have a cock, yes.
>>578710075im just saying its a bit comedic at times. with how samey and close together the responses are. or for the other example someone going"I LOVE ralseis pink, tight virgin butthole"with another anon like not even 20 seconds later somehow going"I HATE ralseis brown, loose and used shitter"its just a cute oxymoron
Entranced by watching the butthole still moving around constantly on the poll
I like cute hairless boys because hair reminds me of puberty and I'm a ped-
>>578710751its going to turn out the lightners did a human genocide when deltarune's timeline split at the human-monster war. tobias fucks does it again
>>578710791GRANTED>>578710938>>578710938>>578710938
>>578710674Thank you!!
>>578710869I know it's you
Hyperwobble which is a form of hyperslop not to be confused with slophyper
Even if tralsei doesn't happen, Toby isn't going to explicitly shut it down in the game because he'd get murdered, and anything short of an explicit deconfirmation would never be enough to convince people it's not 1000% canon subtextThe discourse never ends
>>578711027Which anon do you think I am?
>>578710527no female thinks the word wobblemeat is flirty
>>578707115
oops! am i too late?
