Miss P's Vacation Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.com/Wiki: https://wiki.tf/>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf/ | https://weapons.tf/ | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: backpack tf | https://trade.tf/ | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv/ Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com/ | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>578296982
>>578725390baby making sex with pauling
>>578725390Ok, this is actually hot unlike f*mpyro.
BTW there's a turkish /qa/ troll who's shitting the generals with his "moral righteousness" all while he's posting onions and being in general nuisance whatever there's an image he doesn't like or someone calling out his bullshit. Ignore this poster; do not reply to his posts, that's what he really wants in the first place, it's not too hard to stop feed the pigeons, no?
spwp
>>578725564Both are hot, what do you mean
>>578725710this would be better if it wasn't full of esl-isms and if anyone actually cared
>>578725756imagine the fingering
>>578725756It's low effort bait meant to sow division>>578725818This man thinks
scorch shot, flare gun or detonator?
>>578725919All 3Scorch Shot for when you want to be annoyingFlare Gun when you want to play seriouslyDetonator when you want to fuck around
>>578725919scorch shotdetonator for assist farming flare gun if you misunderstand the class and refuse to just use a shotgun as close range
>>578725919Detonator > scorch shot > > > > flare gun
>>578725756holy shit, pyro's yaoi hands
>>578725919shotgun
>>578726276plot twist: pyro's hands are normal sized and ms pauling has tiny baby hands
>>578726491>tiny babyheavy would be disgusted
how do you make steam friends
>>578727087kill someone, taunt on them, send them a friend request make sure you have a cute pfp
>>578727414what's considered a cute pfp
>>578727528the protagonist or primary love interest of whatever anime is currently popular
>>578727528konata or shupos
>>578725919shotgun on most other classes, but flare on pyro
>>578729006good taste good ass
>>578726276I think you'll find those are yuri hands
>>578725919flare gun for killingscorch shot for overall utilitydetonator for larpers who think they're going to use it to get sick frags but only end up spamming mistimed detonations for trickle dmg and for detjumping on flanks only to get killed by a scout inexplicably defending that specific choke
>>578730438you clearly did not get the joke
>>578731237I understand the "joke" anon, I'm simply saying in this context, those yaoi hands are going to be used for yuri
Tonight was the worst I've ever seen matchmaking. Not a single balanced match, a single full server, and the queue took forever each time.
>>578731641i just played mario builder 64 instead
>>578731641HoooolyWish I had a gf like this
>>578725919Stock in every slot.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
https://youtu.be/--Muj_DCosc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>open tf2>you have a new item>winter 2025 cosmetic case instead of the 2026 summer onedid they seriously forget to remove the 2025 from the drop pool?
>>578725919scorch but only because of the unique taunt
>no post celebrating tf 30th anniversarygrim.
tf2g not tfg
>>578745590bloody bastard bitch
>>578745505Daily reminder that TF2 is more closer to the quake mod than TFC.
phlog scorch pyro is the most alpha shit in the entire game>ITS TOO STRONG>ITS BROKEN>IT-DONT CAREyes im a bbw pawg pyro femboy and what
>>578750357I'll rape your ass, faggot.
>>578750357what's alpha about it
MvM update status?
>>578750998the fact it's so broken and untested dohohoho
>>578753151>untestedretard
He's so perfect bros
I wanna peek into the world where Zesty gets into Dota instead of TF2 because they would fucking hate him over there lmao
>>578725390>(𒅄)Passerby here: This is such a clever way to make a logo for your thread.
>Danke, mein hard-hatted friend!is this the most reddit voice line in the entire game?
>>578753375>didn't get the joke award
>>578753762desu I've never had whatever language font it's from so it just appears as a missing icon box for me
>>578725919flare gun because scorch makes me feel like an idiot when i use it
>>578725580
>>578725564>>578725892Truke as the say.
>>578725390this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>578755323Oh, but it does you see.
>>5787531382 weeks
>>578757879
>>578754763What a cringe character.
>>578759587You can't talk to a Trans Furtress 2 girly like that.
>>578725985>>578726339>>578729006>>578731641>>578753138>>578757879yeah it's plapping hours
did they announce TF3 at TI??
>mindbroke Zesty about the Sniper>destroyed VenusianCrapper>exposed LunaCux Who will be the next /tf2g/ victim of FatMagic?
>>578757879>>578758480disciplinary action hours
>>578761045i don't know who dat is
What do we think about the summer maps? Every time I look for a match lately I get put on pl_redwood, it must be a hit with the casual crowd surprisingly enough.
>>578761615I haven't played any of them
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>578761615is there a nell skin for scout
>>578762440It's a common sentiment that there should be
>>578759837truke
>>578761615redwood and mojave are the only good onesshorelight is fine for DM, but gets old pretty quickly
>>578763801I wish I could see the appeal of Mojave, the first BLU spawn starts off with a brutal uphill battle, then the second point is an absolute choke fest. The second stage is decent but always unsatisfying since it's easier to capture than stage one, and there isn't even a stage three to talk about
>>578764617I like how chokey it is, since I main spam classes.The second stage is much better designed since there's a lot more flank routes for non demo/soldier classes to do their thing. The indoor area is also pretty open.>and there isn't even a stage three to talk aboutmissed opportunity desu
>>578765286Adoniscoded image.
reminderyou are a tourist
>>578765786Trans Furtress 2 and this for life ammirite, gal?
How do you feel about this game's fanbase being mostly posers than actual players,the fact that Valve doesn't care about this game and hasn't cared for quite a while and the community who berates anyone who points out actuall issues with the game?
>>578766076Makes me proud to be one of the real onesIf you feel any other way than you're mindbroken or one of the posers yourself
>>578725919Shotgun. But if I have to choose it'd be Detonator or even Manmelter because it doesn't rely on target being lit on fire to deal crit shots.>Scorch shotAnnoys enemy Engineers and majority of Sniper setups without Darwin's but DR Spy shakes off fire, your attempts of knocking him away can appear to be in vain.Execution taunt has a use but I have no idea if you can flick aim it behind you before grace timer like other taunt kills or hadoken of Pyro.>Flare gunAgain, nothing useful against DR Spy. Your first shot deals 30 if you are lucky, he'll drop feign before you can reload to crit shot him. For w+m1 and crit punch you have to be really fastBurst damage capacity makes it excellent against slow pocketed power classes and perhaps Engineer to send them to their Dispenser. But lacks the instant gratification.>>578730547*presses report**picks "I'm in this post and I don't like it."*
>>578725919Scorch shot if you're using dragon fury, detonator for everything else
>>578759587post your scout, nigga
>>578765786Am not a tourist, I have been here since 2019.
>>578730547You're a actually not a good player if you think the Det is not the superior option. Especially since the "tickle" damage is in fact a wopping 105 damage if applied on burning target; also letting you flame people around corners alone puts it above the scorchshot.
>>578766076now that the bots are gone i think tf2 in 2026 would be a considerably worse game if valve did care
>>578767236Mine is default.
>post inferno chin user>not a tourist
>>578767583I respect him more than u tbqh anon, u where once a neu fag; the open air hostility because he makes fun of ur weiner tugging habits is not cool
>>578767748meds and go back
>>578768028Idk why u think this somehow changes the factoid, but u go do that
>>578768201i accept your concession now go rape jill
>>578768298i'm good buddy, because I'm from an era of TF2 before jill; you can go catch a charge, at least then you'd be useful.
>>578767338>2019
>>578767583>inferno chin useri thought i was in the old school runescape general for a second
>>578768360i wished on a genie in team fortress 2 to make you do it so go do it
>>578768782I think you're mentally ill, and should just listen to the voices in your head and do it yourself; the genie probably agrees with me
>>578770090ooooh i'm the genie of team fortress 2 and you will go and rape jill for ruining my gaaaaame!
>>578770676You're thinking of the TF2 Emporium, the genie is now commanding you to kill all of them
>>578770752okay and you can go give jill a bad time for ruining the gameplay portion of tf2
demofloyd gaming
>>578771139Kill the TF2 Emporium bud
>>578771478they're already doing that themselves
>>578763801
>>578765786ultra nvke
>>578772723tfw people who actually watched lucky star have proved moved on in life and what is left is just larp
stop responding to the turkschizo
turkschizo (RED) vs troonschizo (BLU) who will win?
>>578731641>>578753138>>578757879>>578761615>>578763448>>578763801built for sexbaby making, even
Did Zesty win yet?
>>578779283lol sister
>>578779283nice image nigwad
>>578779283Zesty lostGrifter Overtime lostCompies won
>>578779283there is probably a better screencap of this out there than a youtube thumbnail that cuts off the sides
>>578765786Dont care. Kill avatar fags and behead loli fags and roundhouse kick a shupo fag into the concrete. Slice all plap fags open with a katana.
^ seething tourist
>>578782151Meant for>>578777249
>>578725390now make her 50 pounds heavier
>>578725580why are you black?
>>578766004>>578782046>>578782252(USER WAS BANNED FROM THIS POST)
>>578767338Ok turk.
>>578765786nuke tru
>>578783139>from
>>578783175Am not Turkish.
>>578782252no it was meant for you, tourist
>>578782046Detonate porn addicts with a sticky trap, laugh at them as they hold onto their guts and try to crawl away
>>578757879I feel the urge to plap.
>>578784127why would you say that about yourself?
>>578784137Lol sister!!!>>578784127Bit mean, even if it's true.
>>578784263>but enough about you
>>578783371Turkey :)
imagine your first time booting up tf2 is in 2026
>>578784674mfw
>>578784674Mine was in 2017.
>>578784674mine was in 2010
>>578784674I would instantly quit the game and go back to Overwatch 2.
>>578784674Holy crap! This game is just like Fortnite but worse!
So how do we know he's a turk?
>>578786198the voices in her head told her, let's believe
well there's ur proof lmao
>>578786198he typed a word like this in one of his posts so I plugged it into google's ai to explain it
>>578786297 *taps your sign*
>>578788923Im not sure wether to fınd this based or cringe that you searched for this.
>>578791218schizophrenia is based as hell, give her the well deserved roses.
>>578788923and he consistently does this and complains about porn too, and porn is banned in turkey
>>578795420>porn is banned in turkeyHere's the best part, it isn't. Otherwise he wouldn't post foot fetish here. So he complains at anything he doesn't like.
>>578795420i have noticed that a lot of sharteens do it just so they can spread their mudsh*t puritan culture while pretending it's ironic
>>578795420well that explains why he hates it so much, he'd get arrested if someone saw anime boobs on his screen
>>578795683it is literally blocked on their Internet buddy, just because you can see it doesn't mean they can
>>578795701>mudsh*t puritan culture while pretending it's ironicSharteens takes cues from /pol/ i.e le holy christian crusader and takes porn as evil.They hate anything that's not in the name of Jesus Christ which is very ironic, since they behave exactly like the lunatics at memri.>>578795782>pic shows literal porn from turkyneAgain, he wouldn't post foot porn otherwise, how the fuck did you get this info anyway?
>>578795420I find your schizophrenia both amusing and awesome, for sure that guy is turkish; everyone who doesn't want to see furry porn plastered here is just simply turkish LOL
>>578796108>Again, he wouldn't post foot porn otherwise, how the fuck did you get this info anyway?Literally google it dude, their laws are public info. There's a Wikipedia article about it
>>578796381>wikipediaanon..
>>578796562oh my god it's just an example you obtuse retard I'm not saying the only source is wikipedia
>>578796108>He wouldn't post foot porn otherwisehe's not the foot poster you dumbasswhat even made you think this
>>578767403If Valve really cared then they would've brought back Quickplay.
>>578797689stop attacking the proud xeople at valve you freaking freak #KILLQUICKPLAYCHUDS
>>578799302This and instead kill the emporium trannies
3 NIGASON CART
>>578765786If only mods were still this based
>>578767383It's not 105 damageYou can still hit people around corners with the scorch shot, just shoot the floor, which is something the detonator can't do
>>578802546It's 105 if they're already on fire (minicrit + extra afterburn dmg).But yeah, that requires you to aim the floor, with the det a perfectly timed in air explosion is much better at getting people in tighter cooridoors or angles.
>>578802735nobody's letting the full afterburn duration play out since there's sources of healing everywhere it's not going to be 105 damage unless it's a perfect scenario, but then you could say the same exact thing about how the scorch shot does a guaranteed 106+ damage per shot because a direct hit stuns them and the flare bouncing off and hitting them again is a guaranteed minicrit that resets the afterburn duration>that requires you to aim the floor,you can't aim the floor, the floor isn't a secondary weapon for pyro
>>578803556>nobo-same shit can be said about the scorch shot...>you can't aim the floor, the floor isn't a secondary weapon for pyroi'm going to skin you, wear your flesh suit, beat ur mother up and then carefully put the skin back on you so she beats ur ass for beating her up.In all seriousness tho, the detonator offers WAY more than the scorch does, not just damage but utility, and options in certain scenarios. It's by far the better option if you like being creative and carrying on pyro.
>>578804574>potential weaponokanyway, the scorch shot is going to end up being the more useful of the two in the majority of situations that realistically happen
if detonator > scorch shot why do people treat scorch shot like it's the hitler of tf2 weapons
>>578804995its annoying even though it loseslike hitlerand sniper
>>578804995because it stuns you if you get hit by it directly, and you get minicrit by the projectile double tapping you the majority of the time, that's it.if valve just got rid of the minicrit-on-hit function and left it as the annoying stun flare gun, people would probably hate it less.
>>578734497Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>578804995it's puff n sting for noobs
>>578806958this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>578804995Compfags influence Youtubers to complain about it, Youtubers influence normalfags to complain about it. Scorch Shot isn't a good weapon and just gives free Ubercharge to the enemy team.
>>578804719Yeah agaist retards, by retards for sure! Det in the right hands is a game changer, sorry you cannot conceptualize or put things into practice.
>>578725390https://gamebanana.com/mods/708852>The taunt's flag will be replaced with your Conscientious Objectors image. The objector NEEDS to be held before performing the taunt!Actual good mod. Can't imagine how you even achieve something like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YqEXjS1Sg&t
>>578809674>Can't imagine how you even achieve something like this.As a TF2 modder, he probably changed the vmt to point to the Objector's material instead, but the Objector image has to be cached in first so it only works if you pull it out first.Still neat, surprised no one's tried doing that before
>>578804995delayed 1 shot all light classes by itself forcing retreat to a healthkit no timing required 3 times more common than the detonator
>>578814276yeah the detonator
>>578804995because it's actually scorch shot > detonator unless you're specifically trying to flare jump
>Scorchshitter propaganda pedaling the inferior weaponry still hours later
are all the servers being fuckin weird and shitty tonight30 lerp instead of 15, jitter when walking over teleporters, weird shit
>>578818737ur rat'd bro
>>578809674But will it be visible to other people?
>>578819121i assume other people with the taunt would display your C.O.
>Spy on the other team>"Hey blue you need an engie heheheh">I go engie>Kill him>Dominate him>He leavesI guess he wanted to bully newbies
>>578819121Mods are never visible to others
>>578819121Why do you care how other people view you? Are you a woman, or something?
>>578820126based
>>578820126I thought that pyro in the back had a huge rack before I realized he was just turned the other way and had his arm up
>>578821660Sorry to disappoint you man. Apologies.
>>578821660kek i can see it>>578821909nice nippolas, ma'am
>>578821909>>578821660you really gotta love how goonbrained this site makes people
>>578822905>this sitebring alive makes you goonbrained
>>578818737jitter when walking over teles has been a new bug for a while
>>578822905not really, just the context of seeing the image in tf2g it's easy to assume the big round shape near pyro's chest is a huge rack when that's what more than half of the pyros posted here are like seen somewhere else the pattern of pyro being a dairy cow isn't there so neither is the immediate assumption
>>578823467>>578823467
>>578823467new around here?
>>578821660It should be that way tbqh>>578821909based
>>578824814Yeah, clearly
>>578825019nevermind I missed the anime girlsthat poster's actually based af
>>578825114There's nothing based about it, but I do find coping to be pretty funny; post is funny af for sure!
I find it funny that fishstick made a point about respecting the enemy team and making sure everyone has fun in his scorch shot video yet he continues to main sniper and plays the class regularly
>>578823467>instinctively using Z+2 after using your own teleporter
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QxKelnS3SL0?feature=share
>>578823467At this point you just gotta ignore her bud
Whatever happened to Karma Charger?
>>578823467meant for >>578826330
>>578826601he decided to delete his own channel for personal reasons that he refused to elaborate on
>>578826602Yeah, clearly
>>578826602have you considered reporting spam for being spam instead of replying to it?
cant wait to use all the money i made from 6s to cop this
>>578825995from what i've seen of his gameplay fishstick is hauntingly bad for his hours, he's far from fun-ruining
>>578827589the point is that he does not practice what he preaches
>>578827541Sorry but that watch is clearly for Highlander GODS only
>>578827658he only plays sniper to absorb kunai backstabs and allow his team to keep having fun he's basically a saintlike figure
Would you rather have 3 spies or 3 snipers on your team
>>578828042which one is more likely to give me a cheater that makes me quit in frustration because how nobody never kicks them
night night!
>>578828579WAKE UP NIGGA
>>578827541highlanderGAWDS...
revert the ambyit was nerfed for ideological reasons, not balancing reasons
It's been 2 months since I have been unemployedI am going crazyI can't even frag properly
>>578832815you should seek employment, and i'm not even saying that to be mean. it helps you keep a more balanced and healthy schedule, and you look forward to the time you have to yourself instead of slowly going crazy
>>578833426It's not even meanHaving a reason to wake up every morning makes you sane
>>578832815I spent 2 years unemployed due to the china virus and not being able to land a job as a result, I was depressed all the time and didn't want to do anything which made it worseBelieve me when I say do not ever let it go that long if you can help it
>>578834168any advice on getting hired with no prior experience?
>>578835739Look for something with a low barrier to entry (internship, part-time, high school diploma, etc) and/or that relies on a "revolving door" model of just hiring new temp people every yearEven if it's not something you don't want to do, having any kind of experience helps you get the next one you might want
>>578832815Are you by any chance turkısh?
>>578837735No, but... why?
>>578837869He's making a joke about how the turkroach is unemployed and sits in this thread all day
>>578837948OhI'm not a turkroach but I am unemployed and am sitting in several threads while sending applications... and queuing on casual
TF2 is so ass.
>>578838706paizuri, hot dogging, and baby making sex with hex
>>578837083how many apps do you usually send out to different places, and like, what do you say if they ask you the boilerplate "why should we hire YOU :^)" question? you see i am applying to be a merc in the city of teufort new mexico
>>578838912>how many apps do you usually send out to different placesLiterally hundreds and I'm not joking, the current job market is a shit show and "easy apply" sites have only made every job have hundreds of other people you're up against.It's a numbers game, like opening crates in TF2 hoping for an unusual to happen>what do you say if they ask you the boilerplate "why should we hire YOU :^)" question?There isn't really a wrong answer, just highlight your strengths and you start to just build up some stuff to copy and paste
>please send us a 3 minute video of why you applied for this position
>>578839986>we're looking for ten years experience for this thing that came out two years ago
>>578839986Even better is when they make you do an entire test with a video explaining your test and you're not even sure they even bothered looking at it before rejecting you despite emailing multiple people about it (yes that happened recently and I'm still pissed)
>>578838706fat hex plapmeat
>>578832815it took me 6 months to find a position, I'm sure you'll get yours eventually.>>578838706sexo with hex
>>578838706raising 4 kids with hex and taking care of her pokemon team together
>>578826601He wanted to touch grass because he became fat and miserable apparently.
>>578839282bruh I don't even know what strengths to lie about having cuz I don't have any and idk what the avg response is .-.
Spanking Hex!Consensual anal with Hex on thunder mountain in the pool under our spawn while blu’s invite soldier is nonconsensually analing our team!
>>578837735You're replying to the same schizo
>>578846081based
>>578846081plappa
>>578838140Lol sad
Soilarlight the NIGGER makes an essay post on Youtube, announcing that he went too far and will stop using Twitter and Reddit for retard slapfights indefinitelyhttps://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxTOCtjw0EZFt2sAL9CExm85mq0bfn3AY-
>>578854085>I treated a difference of opinion as something I had to win. I assumed bad faith where I should have asked questions, and I made the conversation personal and confrontational.isn't this basically what he has been doing for the past, idk decade? he is only sorry because he got backlash for it this time
>>578854085>>578854898Problem?
>>578854898He's just like anonsbut most of them are not ready for that talk
>>578854085>i got caught being an autistic asshole and someone dropped the dms where i made fun of bloop so um here's a damage control apology im so sorry ;(jesus christ this guy keeps getting worse
>>578854085>>578856061>"me so sowwy :(">"now unblock me so i can talk shit to you again
>"sorry, I got caught :(">creates a mod that gives several advantages for his main subclass demoknight>when confronted he lashes out but his server population spoke for itself>years later makes a video for a very niche item with very niche use>video showcases the requirement of a friend in the enemy team cooperating with him to be "good">people question the legitimacy of this opinion, he lashes out again and clutches his pearls>makes fun of people who understand the game better than him>got a backlash finally and he was forced to apologize>mfw people surprised some narcissistic asshole acts like an asshole
>>578854085his army of golems will support him through this. of course, they won't forgive bloopander, zesty or anyone else soilarlight wronged
>>578857779>creates a mod that gives several advantages for his main subclass demoknightOh yeah forgot about that lol
>>578855002>>578857779>>578859596we should change the op to team fortress 2 general & solar sissy fanclub general
extremely low quality post
>>578861484Yeah, all the discussion about solar light, truly.
>>578859596Excuse me, Valve, but uh… how do I put this delicately…I DID NOT PLAY TWO FUCKING THOUSAND HOURS JUST TO LET SOME WORTHLESS GIBUSVISION SCORE A LUCKY KILL ON ME AND RUIN MY GOD DAMN KILL STREAK
is he gone?is the solarlight gone forever?
LOL
>>578855002nigga looks like he's ready to trade you 1 emerald for 5 loaves of buckwheat bread
>>578854085>Didn't apologize when Bloopander made his farewell video (and later showed the messages)>Only apologizes after that other tf2ber made a summary of what happened between themlol, can't wait for this Base Jumper video to come out and be a nothingburger
>>578865324lol sister!!
kill yourself
>>578859596>Do consider that I am making a video about the BASE Jumperwhy didn't he just say this to chudander and leave it at that
>>578868596Yes Ivan, we know you're raiding. No Ivan, you are still losing in Ukraine.
>>578868659>>578869050ladies, let's stick to joking about the tf2 celebrity's looks for the upteenth time; it's hilarious!!!! this level of meltdown is not, and quite frankly, sad.
>shartlarshite's reputation has declined so badly that the turkish poopstain is defending him out of spitelol
>>578869479You can't say this consider you're subscribed to and advertising him freely here. Truly you're a comedian, sister! Thanks for the funny jokes!
Weak bait
>>578870059it's just a fact, how do i unsubscribe from you spamming him now
How do I unsubscribe from turkish shartoid tranny slopjak and his blogpost of calling everyone else sister? Thanks
>>578838706>>578846081plapplapplapplap
>>578846081Me as the blu invite soldier
>>578863871yes
>>578871181If you had a full time job, or even part-time you'd be distracted long enough for the voices to maybe not do this to you; alas.
I have a part-time job, and since I am not turkish, I am able to make more money to spend on TF2 items per day than you earn in a week.
>I have a part-time job, and since I am not turkish, I am able to make more money to spend on TF2 items per day than you earn in a week.Lmaoooo
>>578872378Based.
>You main class>Your secondary class >Your fetish I'll start>Demo>Pyro>BBWs
never beating the porn addict allegations^
>>578873574.
>>578873461ScoutSoldierFeet
>>578873461>Engineer>Soldier>Kyojiri loli
How to get Flying Spaghetti Monster like killstreak
>>578873461SniperScoutBelching
>>578873461>Demo>Soldier>Also Kyojiri loli
>>578875653HOLY plapmeat
>>578855002Is he 4'9? Jesus christ.>>578875653plap
>>578872378Self-owning is sad.
>>578873461GIWTWM
>>578873574I think you're in the wrong place mate.
>>578875653based
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/commits/masterEric is getting MvM-specific bug fixes ready AS WE SPEAKIt's happening...
>>578877335source?
>>578877616modded ffxiv
>>578877535>No new aussie mention anywhereNothing burgerI sleep
>>578877535how bad will the vibe coded "fixes" fuck up the game this time
>>578877820Day 1 issues are to be expected, as usual
>>578877062This isn't a porn website.
>>578877062I feel like (you) ain't gonna make it bub
luv me sum plapcakes after a nice play session of tf2
>>578877764>ffxivfuck
>>578877891yeah and will take more than two weeks for eric to stop munching pink cookies to upload a fix
>>578877535>Make it so Vita-Saw attacks on MVM robots spawn a bolt instead of a spleen.Pvre Sovl
>>578878330Newfaggiest of newfag post I've seen in a while.
>>578876302>Is he 4'9?Pay attention to that big lettered poLANd.tf logo peeking out from behind the players Solar's definitely not tall, that's for sure
Solarlight Fanclub & TF2 General hours continue
B.A.S.E.D. hours continue
>>578879375Yeah talking about your fetish and light is pretty based! Especially where you're going!
>>578878987I can smell the 'tism from the pic aloneif only he hit the gym and got a non shit haircut
>>578878526Most of this website has nothing to do with porn.
>>578879956She would probably be more comfortable talking about porn on reddit, it's very popular over there!
lol lmao
Jingle Bells, Solar smellsThe Base Jumper's no good!The parachute's got the bootAnd the updraft got removed!
>>578854085qrd? I've never read a single one of his walls of text and I plan to keep it that way
>>578881031tl;dr solarlight is a bitch who does the typical reddit psycho "you disagree with me on one thing so I am going to type essays and try to humiliate you until I WIN this argument" pattern of behavior. and that's what he did again because bloopander provoked his wrath by mentioning the base jumper as a bad weapon.he's only apologizing for it because he got called out in a video, he has never shown any remorse or self-awareness before while acting like this for years
>>578854085He did nothing wrong and the only ones going after him for this are Zesty drones chasing a victory in the TF2 culture war.
>>578882062oh yeah and we also have morons like this who will side with anyone as long as they're against zesty jesus
>>578881031>Solar is making a "trvke" video about the Base Jumper and how the nerf was justified and that it's not comp's fault>Bloopander, a smaller tf2ber that criticizes TF2 and is friends with Zesty, briefly showed the Base Jumper along with other weapons as examples of poor rebalancing in a video that wasn't even about rebalancing>Solar wrote him on discord calling him a noob and to defend his argument why it's bad or be humiliated when his "trvke" comes out>Bloopander told him to fuck off and eventually quit making videos for various reasons including this exchange with Solar>Solar would gloat about it in his discord claiming his opponents have no argument>Another tf2ber recently made a video exposing all of the drama>Solar finally bites the bullet after this and apologizes
>>578878987>naming yourself to what essentially translates to "a fucking zoomer"
>>578846081>>578873461>>578875653sexbaby making, even
the virgin trader vs the chad unboxer
>>578881239>>578882597>comptard is demented and petty episode #198743690798123546123354612sad that this is the type of players Valve tried catering to
>>578884950
>>578884704Crınge
>>578873461>demoman>soldier>interracial cuckolding
That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!
>>578877535If there's no aussies this update is dead on arrival. Valve would be absolutely stupid to not include at least 1 new australium weapon.
>>578875317>floydautist's fetish is some low tier shit like belching>when he tries to lord over the entire threadcan't make this shit up
>>578884704Based
>>578884704ultra based
>>578877535>Fixed indentationOh man indian "coders" are feasting
>>578886924>>578886971Crınge samefag + phonefag
Seething ^
>>578884704ULTRA MEGA BASEDVALVE ADD THIS TO THE GAME
>>578887065Cringe belchfag + raging samefag
>>578878429Plapcakes saved tf2g
>>578887178Almost edited correctly this time turk.
>>578887545why would the turkroach be calling baby making posting based? you're mentally retarded
>>578887545Friendly fire + I'm not the schizonor do I samefag
>>578888084this guy is insane because some browsers show a single missing pixel there and thinks everyone's the turkroachhe now thinks you're the same guy who has that missing pixel from 2 days ago because he was dropped on his head as a child
These accusations about posters being samefags or schizo's are getting out of hand.
>>578887178tell him sister
>>578888714I'm wondering if it's a falseflag to try and discredit people calling out turkroach's samefaggingthere's no other reason to call someone saying baby making posting is based the turkroach or obsessing over the 1 pixel thing this muchespecially when the real one makes himself this obvious>578888918
>>578887924>>578888084That's because he's the Turk schizo trying to shit up the thread.
>>578889307I think you're a schizophrenic, please get a grip; accusing all people of being from turkey is fucking insane.
>>578889435yeah that's what I'm saying, I believe it now
>>578889649pills... here...
look how desperate he is to dismiss it yeah its him
what if you could universally equip secondaries into primary slotno dupesnon-ammo resources like demo shield charge are shared if you equip two of the same kind of itemmedic is exempt
>>578890030
>>578890142what about clips? a 12 clip scattergun sounds insane
https://vocaroo.com/1jSas3JnYsZx
>>578888223>>578889435I don't really care I don't have time nor energy to play wack a schizo.Just post more ecchi images so he both stays seething and wastes even more time playing wannabe janny here
>>578890627secondaries into primary slotscattergun is a primary
>>578890909
>>578891037Its annoying to have 3 day vacations offered everytime this schizo has a meltdown and mass reports every post.
>>578891037>owning the schizo by trolling and being schizophrenic yourselfanon, I... don't do that.
>>578886759I am not demofloyd.
>>578891267愚蠢的外國人不知道如何重置網路路由器
something's missing but i can't figure it out
>>578891613Offered, not taken master.
>>578891358>10 seconds to search for an image in my folder after baking a post>10 hours for him spamming reports and self-moderating (FOR FREE)no better needful to do than this
>>578892495idk man the guy just says ur posts are not really all that conducive and u freak out and name call for hours and hours on end; just let it go.
lmao
ok, place your betshow long until solarlight loses it and writes one of his insane walls of text over menial shit yet again?
>>578891390okay dudehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/3zwfdNKlrgHEki8_LcNfSw/
>>578893779>somehow creating drama with bloopander or all peopleNot long.
>>578894350None of those posts prove I am demofloyd.
>>578894540okay dude
Turk/floyd schizo'ing out as usual.
>>578894824Demofloyd isn't the only guy that posts demofloyd images.
>a duck that quacks isn't a duckokay retarded belchfag
You guys are crazy I'm not the turk nor am I from turkiye. This is gettıng silly at this point man.
plapcakes
>>578895416wtf is belching
>>578896186Yep, time to play TF2 summer maps.
>>578896186Have nothing to do with TF2.
>183>spells it turkiye instead of turkey yeah it's you alright >>578896618baby making sex and marriage with hex
>>578896618PLAPyep, this has everything to do with team fortress 2
>>578896548Don't you know what felch means? Yeah, well then tell meWould you rather get felched or do the felchingFuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchingBurp, belch, then go back for a second helping
>>578896548burping, belching, gas, etc floydfag basically admitted to having a fart tier fetish
>>578896618Which maps?
>>578897771Upward.
>>578897771paizuri with ilulu
>>578897771For me? It's koth_shorelight. I love a good beach-themed map.
>>578898190I like mojave better, but not a bad choice.
>>578898190>>578898415Wow xisters you are like, totally made for each other!
>>578897092why is it turkey named after the injun bird
Team Fortress 2 General & Solarlight fangirl general w/ demofloyd
>>578896618I need a view from the back
>>578899342LMAO what makes you think they're not the same person
>>578873461>You main classMedic>Your secondary class Pyro>Your fetish Words of affirmation, quality time and physical touch
>>578903573>spoileryou misspelled "gore videos"
>>578903798gottem
>>578904268-ove that gear up!
>>578903798Contrary to your head canon, I don't get off to gore videos. I watch them and I'm fascinated, but by no means would I fetishize them. That being said, thank you for the reminder. I've been meaning to check WPD and I forgot to do so over the last few days. I feel bad that I haven't had time to play Team Fortress 2 and attempt to pocket Heavies, Demos and Soldiers with my Kritzkrieg pops :(
Demoknight threadDemoknight general
>>578903573it's snuff videos*just type it out, you're not fooling anyone
>>578904441Solarlight General!
YEAH MAN I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE I WAS 14 IM 30 NOW LIFE IS SHIT XD IM ALSO BALD BUT I KEEP POSTING THE SAME MEMES AS I DID BACK THEN PRETTY COOL HUH XD
>>578904417WPD? What does that mean?
>>578904570Can't talk about the fempyro anon like that.
>>578904570who is this about
do i delete my demos folder yet
>>578903573>spending 8 billions dollars on red text
>>578909109>>578904570
>>578908853Joke's on you. 99% of my Collector's weapons were built by me back before Chemistry Sets were discontinued and skyrocketed
wtf a solarlight just slowly glided over my house
>>578904441>your waifu plays demoknightslander
dead gamedead general
australium flare gun gameaustralium flare gun general
>>578898190>>578898415plapping and baby making >>578915779pumping sperm into each and every yordle until none of them can stand anymore
>>578915779deleted in record time, wow
>>578873461>Engineer>Soldier>Lactation
>>578918220That was probably a self delete
>>578918316pussy in that case
>>578918262based warpaint and fetish taste
>>578918262plap
>>578919679Thank you
>>578918262Touch the cow, do it now
>>578920209based name and description
>>578886759don't forget farting as well
>>578889307It obviously is.
>still melting down x hours latersoy vey
how is b4nny these days
>>578923876still fat, balding, and unstable
We all still run Lucy the bun, right?
>>578925468no but I still coom to her
>>578925468yeah
>>578925468no but I miss your lucyposting
>server votes UpwardAnd that's when I always decide I'm done playing TF2. The map is fine, but once you have 500+ hours on that map and you're still voting for it? Get help.
YES!UPWARD!!
>>578923747It's fascinating as she cycles from melty posting to goon posting.
>>578927926I can give you some Sniper attentionIs that good enough bro?
we are in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/gummyia
>>578932931>we
>>578932931jesus fucking christ she has an insane horseface
>>578932931>woman
>>578933564>>578933868>>578934005you guys are just being mean because she plays spyshame on you
>>578934083no we're being mean because she's a female
>>578932931i'm generally against plastic surgery but she's unironically a good candidate, that nose is fucking massive
What's the best viewmodel mod for the engie's "the iron fist", pals? I found a couple on gamebanana: yeah, they're decent looking but kind of underwhelming in general, not sure why, maybe it's because they are remodelled or a bit low res.
>tfw I dominate a racist sexist transphobic xenophobic antisemetic islamaphobic ableist fatphobic piece of shit and they ragequit the server
>>578937294i'm balder than zesty and i'm 7 years younger than him
>tf2 i killed someone one time at the start of the match and they (Client Disconnect) didn't taunt, and wasn't even a le epic pwned MLG gamer moment kill
im scarier than gaster
>>578937827who
zesty runs tf2 and the communitythe one true king
>>578938117there is no tf2 community, it's just a few niches and friend groups that orbit around the idea of tf2 and they don't particularly like each other
>>578938294he controls ALL friend groups since he is the one true heir of team fortress the second
move over, the real demoknight pro is herehttps://youtu.be/kPQcHOlu7hk
>>578938063gaster deez nutz
>>578937420it's over, bro
>>578754076https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuneiform_(Unicode_block)
>>578939703forgor pic
>TF2 YT sphere is dead because the game is dead>a bunch of YTbers tried to get rid of Zesty out because "chud">WAMO is a grifter and abandons the scene because there's no money to be made here, just to make it big as a sloptuber and then self-destruct because he couldn't be asked to write his own low-effort slop and had to steal other people's slop instead>LazyPurple lives up to his name and ends up coasting along off patreon bucks while giving people literally nothing in return because "muh mental health">Soundsmith fell off and completely checked out>elmaxo abandoned his channel to become a failed breadtuber>SolarLight finally got exposed as the midwit wall-of-text spamming redditor that he has always been, just as the hate for the "reddit mod" archetype is becoming popular to hate on. People might actually hold the slurs.tf nigger incident over his head now.>FSoaS screams at his mom live on stream.>no idea what Dane is doing, haven't seen anything of his in like a decadeThey all fall. It was foretold.At the end of the day, only Zesty will remain.
>>578939872i know what it's supposed to look like from screencaps like that, but thanks for letting me know what font it is
>>578939963tf?fsoas really does that?
>>578940194yes, and he kept the vod up on his channel anyway. no idea if it's still up, but it was up for quite a while after the factI'm assuming he forgot to mute his mic, but you could hear his mom talking in the background, him getting audibly annoyed, and then him getting up and screaming at his mom
>>578940194according to the info available, it's some sort of toxic living situation where she has a drinking problem and the house might be in her name, but he pays the bills so she's dependent and he can't offload her somewhere else
How do we stop it?
>>578941951by either making the mods care or by rangebanning turkey
>>578942975He's not actually turkish, he just started throwing turkish i's into his posts during a point when people started speculating where he was from just to fuck with them. It evidently worked, because enough people fell for it that it's still being parroted today. He doesn't even shitpost during turkish hours for fuck's sake. This wasn't even the first time he "leaked" being from somewhere, this is like the 3rd or 4th time, idk how nobody remembers that.
>>578939963I see the z-word; I tell you to buy an ad.
>>578945910>He doesn't even shitpost during turkish hours for fuck's sake.Objectively false, he reliably starts posting here every day at around 6-7 am which translates to 4-5 pm Turkish time. Which would simultaneously be prime "neet just woke up" territory AND prime "person just got home from work" territory. Either way it works. >This wasn't even the first time he "leaked" being from somewhere, this is like the 3rd or 4th time, idk how nobody remembers that.See, the issue here is your pattern recognition sucks donkey dick. I know that you're talking about the floydautist, the guy who lives in Britain (and makes sure we know that) and also posted a Colombian's Twitter account. That's not the turkroach. That's never been the turkroach.You sound like you're just trying to cover for him.
"competitive" tf2
>>578946982Genuinely, what makes you think they're not the same guy using two different posting styles.>You sound like you're just trying to cover for him.Come on man, don't be this stupid.
>>578946982He's posted at times of the day that don't match up with that, which is why I think the assumption doesn't hold water. Also, y'know, the fact that he willingly volunteered the information and has been using it to obviously taunt the thread for what, over a year now?
>>578932931Yo--Would
I need to get better at green screen.
>>578947901i like it
>>578947368>Genuinely, what makes you think they're not the same guy using two different posting styles.Aside from the completely different posting styles, because they post at totally different hours? There's dozens of times one is here but not the other. Like one time when the Floydautist stopped posting for an entire week after a ban. Speaking of which both have been banned at separate times with separate IP wipes. When one's gone, the other's still here.>yeah but phones...Floydautist is on his mom's static IP wifi and doesn't come back when he's banned. Turkroach has 2 IPs (which he uses to samefag and agree with himself constantly), which is evident whenever he's banned and he's still posting on his phone (he stops posting images, or if he does they have phone filenames). It's highly unlikely it's one guy on 3 different devices posting at different hours of the day.Again, your pattern recognition sucks donkey dick or you'd have noticed this.>>578947837>He's posted at times of the day that don't match up with that, which is why I think the assumption doesn't hold water. Then you shrimply need to lurk moar. He's here almost every day on the dot at 6-7 am, immediately calling people the S word.>Also, y'know, the fact that he willingly volunteered the information He didn't willfully volunteer the information, what? He made a mistake by leaving the original Turkish I in the post.>yeah but he did that on purpose!Your claim that he intentionally went and grabbed a Turkish I and slipped it into the post is a bigger leap of logic than "he's using a Turkish keyboard and made a mistake." What reason would he have to pretend to be Turkish? Haha, we have a new name to call him? It doesn't change anything, he just went from the floydschizo to the turkschizo. Plus, he wouldn't be vehemently denying it every time it's mentioned if it wasn't a mistake.
>>578948079Thanks.
>>578948441You keep saying my pattern recognition sucks, yet you've forgotten all the times when there's been overlap, and are mixing up the both of them>Your claim that he intentionally went and grabbed a Turkish I...makes perfect sense, because this is the latest nationality he's claimed to be in a long string of nationalities he's claimed to be. If his intent is to psyop the thread into thinking he's from somewhere because they're trying to figure out where he's from, of fucking course he's going to "mistakenly" throw in a foreign letterYou and people like you being this dense is a contributing factor why this thread has gone to such shit: you fall for such obvious bait and end up replying to it all day instead of being able to recognize it, not reply, and report it. Assuming that he's resetting his IP to mass report posts he doesn't like to get them deleted, that fact that "neither" of "them" have been banned for months would mean that nobody here or not enough cares enough to actually bother reporting "them".
>>578948969>...makes perfect sense, because this is the latest nationality he's claimed to be in a long string of nationalities he's claimed to be.You still think that the Turkroach is the same person as the Floydautist. This is not the case. That's why your pattern recognition sucks.Not even going to bother addressing the rest of that because you need to lurk moar.
Man I Love Webms
>>578948441>What reason would he have to pretend to be Turkishto keep fucking with people and get them to keep talking about him because he's a desperate attention whore jealous of anyone else being the topic of discussion? because that's been his entire m.o. for his entire existence he's been here? you fucking dumbass?
>>578949094I accept your concession. Enjoy your shit thread you helped create by being such an easy mark.
>>578949136>to keep fucking with people and get them to keep talking about him because he's a desperate attention whore jealous of anyone else being the topic of discussion? Which changes absolutely fucking nothing?Like I said, he just went from being the floydschizo to the turkschizo. Nothing changed except the nickname. Everybody was already talking about him, just like this inane conversation is now.You and the other guy fail to address any actual net positive he would get from pretending to be Turkish or how it would differ from how things already were.
>>578949230the change is that you're still talking about him instead of ignoring him dumbass!
>>578949219Enjoy being retarded and unable to differentiate 2 people posting at different hours with very different ideologies. >Enjoy your shit thread you helped create by being such an easy mark.You're the one who started this off topic conversation about this guy you retarded loon. If you didn't want to talk about him you failed at that.
>>578949332>the change is that you're still talking about him instead of ignoring him dumbass!That was already happening. Nothing changed. I'm not even the one who brought him up.
Me when I play spy.
>>578949334>You're the one who started this off topic conversationNo actually, that was >>578941951 and >>578942975. The gigantic irony of you being so dense as to be unable to differentiate two different people is illustrated right here:>>578949230>You and the other guy fail to addressThat's me. I'm >>578949136. You didn't call me a samefag, you assumed we were two different people. You cannot tell when someone's samefagging, yet insist you're right. You are a grade-a moron.
>>578949443>That was already happeningThen your accusation here makes no sense>>578949334>You're the one who started this off topic conversation about this guyWhen that's clearly not true
First hat drop in a while.
>>578949576The irony is that you were unable to tell that I was being sarcastic when I said "the other guy." I almost put it in quotes like that but I gave you too much credit in having a brain.I knew it was a samefag, no one else would care to double up on me in the dead of night. I played you and you fell for my ruse. You've lost.
>>578939963>no idea what Dane is doingHe uploads infrequently, usually live commentariesHe started a "I main [class] now" series and a podcast with other tf2bers but those haven't really gone anywhereFrom what I can tell he's pretty much just accepted the state of the game, in his Pomson video he didn't even bother suggesting a rebalance because Valve isn't gonna do anything anyway
>>578949708Nice. Shame about your UI though.
>>578949735>I was only pretending to be retardedlmao, nice damage control retard
>>578949735I kneel constanza-san...
anyone who's been here longer than a month knows we have 2 separate schizosinsisting they're the same person is the mark of a retard
>>578949931Yes, exactly.
>60 seconds apart
>>578949576Maybe ıt was hım tryıng to start the conversatıon up agaın.
>>578949576Do you ever get tired of being right?
>>578950064>59 secondsYeah, you're not very bright.
>>578949576>>578950150painful samefag
>>578950150Yeah..
>>578950190Turk
>>578950245>Now he thinks I'm the TurkroachYou just keep digging your pattern recognition hole deeper. Holy shit.
>>578950190>10 minutes and 26 secondsYeah, you're not very bright.
>>578950291i think he's the actual turkroach derailing the thread again
>>578950291That's not that anon. You're replying to the schizo.
Reminder that over half your tf2 hours are spent idling on the main menu while alt tabbed
now he's talking to himself, proving he's posting before the time he supposedly wakes up
>>578950291Are you the "I need medical attention poster" or the "rat with the big hat" poster? Normally we don't get much in the way of "discussion" in /tf2g/ because it's a stupid place of ignorance and silly things. So these post, they're very intellectually stimulating and I like them. Keep it up.
>>578950408Yeah, you've completely null and voided your argument here. You just think everybody here is the same person, you are completely incapable of telling anybody apart. Including your fellow anons you tried to have a discussion with about the schizo. Jesus Christ.
>>578950408it's time to pack it up and go to bed anontalk about the game at least
>>578950291Where's your pattern recognition jackass? That's not me
>>578950512Anonymity is like the Spy from TF2. I'll let you figure out how.
>>578949516source
>>578950830I don't actually know, my brother sent that to me. But it's spy doing an impression of Virtual Insanity from the music video "Virtual Insanity"
I think breaking the stumps should guarantee you at least one sapling, that way you have an incentive to clear them vs how annoying they are to cut down
heavy taunthttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3790395241kind of retarded, but in a endearing kind of way
>>578950552Your word no longer means anything after you admitted to samefagging.
>>578951020Moineycrafta? in MY tf2g?
>>578951105that is the squelchiest sandvich ever
>>578951106Actually it means more than yours, because I was at least honest instead of lying afterwards to save face
>>578951257I actually wasn't lying, I knew it the whole time. You were trying to catch me in a trap to prove a point but I countered your trap with a trap of my own by seeing if you could tell I was sarcastic, and you couldn't. So congrats, your "point" proved my point instead. But you won't believe me, so what does it matter?Your pattern recognition still sucks and you will continue to make blatant leaps in logic to explain 2 different anons using 2 different posting styles at 2 different times of day. Pretending they're the same helps nothing but deflects from the very real fact that we have 2 autists to deal with in this thread.
>>578951586Wait a minute, do you actually care who posts what in this thread? For what reason.
>>578951746For the sake of argument since that's all you want to talk about, I do. Normally, no. Both schizos are trash.
>>578951829Simply exit the tab and do something else if it really bothers you. Like, I don't normally suggest this but maybe play TF2. Take your mind off of it.
>>578951829Again, for the 2nd time, that's not me, but you probably "knew" that.
>>578951926Again, you're the one who wanted to know more about the schizos and kept railing about it. I would like nothing more than to stop here, so I accept your concession.
>>578952024See look, I'm closing the tab right now. Boom you're no longer my problem.
>>578951940>>578951106
>>578952117
weapon idea:a shotgun that over heals you when you pick up health packs but you get less heals from medic, kind of like the back scratcher
>>578952272You're very easy to manipulate, you know that? No wonder you think everyone's the same person.
>>578952310we don't need more shitters slurping up packs they don't need, especially if they're full hp
I dont even know who's schizo'ing who anymore.
Voice (Scout): I am. The schizo here!
>>578952310That would make sense for a pilot's emergency shotgun but it's conceptually too bland. Maybe make it only work after falling from a high height so it fits better.
>>578949931Do you know how phoneposting works, newfag?
>>578950512>fellow anonsturk detected
>turkusations.
it's pretty simpleif you're anti-community and hate fun, then you're brownaryans enjoy camaraderie, oc, and playing the game
>>578951746Yes he does. He writes paragraphs that rival onionlight.
>>578725390>scout finally got over his oneitis and dumped this carpet muncher>immediately banged 4 women in a row and knocked all of them up
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>>578950512>>578951586My god shut the fuck up cucks, nobody cares about this drama. Post TEAM FORTRESS.
>>578965472Turk
>>578946982in what world are people getting home from work at 4-5pm? that's like an hour before you even get off work, assuming a normal 9-5, which hasn't existed in decades, not counting the drive home through traffic
ETA on the MvM update? I've already stockpiled tickets and gotten some good practice in Boot Camp.
What class should Uncle Dane main next?
>>578965957I work 8 to 4
>>578965957here in northern europe we have dinner at 5-6pm, gotta get back home in time
>>578965472at this point until the actual schizoid gets banned, the baseless accusations will continue... truly, this is why furfags as early as 2007 where always bullied on tf2.
>>578966160Eric's pushing MvM bug fixes on github so soon™
how would a building that is basically all three at the same time but limited to just level one work out?
Schizoid has been falseflagging for days now.
>>578965957>>578966328I work 6:30 to 3:30
>>578967936Terrible. They should just add a new PDA that replaces teles with the jump and speed pads from TF2C instead.
>>578966486real "here in British Columbia we eat breakfast in the morning" vibes
so, the MvM update is dropping before Scream Fortress, right?
>>578968136That's kinda short for a manager to be working desu. I don't want to accuse you of being a slacker because you are clearly one of the most industrious people in this general but supermarkets are often open for 16 hours a day and if you're only working for 9 hours, that's pretty slim.
>>578969039>>578969464Niggasister, what are you doing.
racism
>>578970938not really
>>578750357phlog is the most honest flamethrower because it doesn't have the most broken pyro mechanic (airblast)you need to kill yourself for using scorch shot, thougheverbeit
>>578972061idc. if i get banned for saying the n word in the same context he should too
>>578972061Meant for>>578973375
>>578973375>honestFunny coming from the retard ironically spewing nonsense words like "thougheverbeit".
>>578973375scorch shitters will see this and seethe at you, but it's the reality, it's a weapon for noobs and encourages bad habits that trap you at a lower level of play; until you abandon it you will never see the true skill ceiling with the better weapons (Det, Flare, Shotgun).
>>578975550it's literally a free stunlock across the map with way too much damage, i don't know how people can even defend it
Heard cases are up, which ones and what should I be selling?
>>578975673>Becoming a CC bot (actually more of a nuisance, not even a real CC bot like just airblasting a person) and forbidding yourself from using your brain to reap bigger rewards and have a better impact on the game.It's truly the worst type of player, the "I don't think therefore, neither should you" pyro.
>>578975673the same people who say it's shit have an autistic meltdown when you say it should be buffed so it can be as good as the other options
>Phlog>Scorch Shot>Puff and sting in general>Jetpack>Gas PasserWhy did Valve give Pyro all this gimmicky, annoying bullshit instead of just buffing Pyro's stock kit instead to put him on par with the other combat classes? The only Pyro weapon that feels honest and fair to fight is the DF and I almost never see it used.
I exclusively use DF but I also exclusively use scorch shot with it and I switch between powerjack and neon annihilator depending on how much water the map has.
>>578977354it's more interesting this wayif pyro was good pyro would be boring
>>578977354his stock kit is GREAT, it's actually way better than scorch shot + stock because it gives you superior offensive and defensive options in a push; the other options just give flexibility in use cases.
anyway check this out
>>578977354>>578977576DF? What does that mean?
>>578978598Dragon's Fury
>>578978598Dragons Fury, thought he said demofloyd too for a second
Uh oh, retard alert!
>>578978598dragons fury, the flamethrower that does no damage if you can't aim
Damn, Halloween is just around the corner eh? Time to get like 100 keys after the paycheck, the prices are gonna skyrocket again
>>578978598Demofloyd
>>578982235Demofloyd's Fury
>>578982360>this ugly chink skin is still the only skin for the df and there is still no strange dfthat's the real reason nobody uses it. weapon with no special snowflake customization = dead on arrival in troon fortress 2
>>578983502I just want an aussie, it'd be so full of soul then... Weapon's alright tho
>>578978782Meant for>>578978598
>>578969039I think so
>>578978598It means Dragon's Fury or Demofloyd, depending on context.
>>578969039nah
>(For the sake of this panic-reducing speculative fantasy, let's put the fictional deadline at Wednesday, August 27th).>Or a chilling glimpse into a future that could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th with a second part arriving right before Halloween?Happy Deadlinniversary!
>>578969039mvm is coming out next year
>>578978598demofloyd
Updeto?
>>578993161sister, 2 weeks.
>>578978598>Samefag x5
>>5789931612 weeks
What if, hypothetically speaking, an undisclosed number of individuals dressed as The Sniper from the multiplayer team-based shooter Team Fortress 2, assembled at Valve HQ and threw mason jars full of their own urine at the building all day? In SFM?
>>578994930>>>/r/eddit for your retard takes and theories.
>>578994930police would show up cuz throwing/shattering glass (let alone human waste) at a private building would very quickly get you tresspassed. in fact the presence of urine might make it a genuine crime, as the dumping of ANY human waste in public is usually hyper illegal
>>578995198meant for >>578994617>>578993161
>>578995389>the dumping of ANY human waste in public is usually hyper illegalSan Francisco would beg to differ
>>578994930Turk
>>578995198meant for >>578995198
>>578995529>>578995720Turkfag is back again.
>>578994540I never replied to my own post.
>>578995389funny when they're importing things from the land of the trash
>>578994540make an accusation and its owner will come to collect it
OKSo I got two Tour of Duty tickets (non-craftable) so they should be worth a key.
>>578998327I hope you're not going to play MVM.
>>578999323Oh I'm going to play MvM and you will like it.
>>578965957Tell me you're unemployed without telling me you're unemployed
>>578969039>>578994617>>578998327built for paizuri and baby making sex
>>578996253LOL sister
the point system is retarded and doesnt work
>>579003776me after i finish 10 minute badwater last and see our engi topscoring because he teleported 100 feeders
>>578998327F1 kick retard pyro.
>>579003906if you get emotional about scoreboard points you should kill yourself immediately
>>579005465luckily i don't *goons to grifter overtime fempyro mod*
>>579003776Explain how it doesn't work. ASAP, I'm a busy man.
>>579006214it doesnt really factor into who contributed the mostits really just arbitrary spy gets 2 points a backstab but mostly does nothing
The only people who complain about points are tryhards who are upset they're 2-12ing on Badwater while the F2P medics and engies are topscoring for actually contributing to the match instead of trying to dick around rocketing over to the enemy's spawn to try and camp and keep failing.
>>578957227>6 sentences is solarlight levelADHD moment>>578965472You said this 4 hours after the conversation already ended, retard.>>5789659578 to 4's are very common, rush hour begins at 4 pm. Some people get to leave even earlier, and that's not even counting part-time jobs.
>>579006825Okay roach. Next subject.
>>579008856if you actually wanted to go to the next subject you would just post it, instead you want to get a petty victory on a chinese basket weaving forum
>>579008856Shut up retard, I'm not your roach.
>>579008856I think you gotta log off permanently bro
>>579009153Okay turk.
they should revamp dustbowl to have no chokes and make it the new version of the map
I received my new mousepads. Hopefully one of them will improve my Sniper aim.
>>579012401If it were me I'd use the one on the left.
>>579012401This and the estrogen you're taking will 100% make you a goated TF2 Sniper main!
>>579012401>>579012526I'm going right
>>579012401What CRINGE mousepads.
>>579012401What BASED mousepads.
>>579012401i don't used a mousepad, dose it really give you an advantage playing the class-based shooter team fortress 2?
>>579012401Left for me.
>>579012401These characters are overrated, show me an Aru mousepad (either side would work.) Would also fit better since she's a sniper rifle wielder
>>579011535Do you have even a single idea in your head that isn't complete shit
>>579012401plapping the leftThen plapping the right
>>579015287I use a cushioned one (sadly without anime girl included), it keeps hands comfortable for fragging
>>579012401Aren't those too small? (not talking about their fat plapmeats). I can't frag without the full desk ones for more space when flicking.
Joshie just told me we're not getting the Australium base jumper any more because of the controversy...
>>579019937MvM update DOA
>>579015287While you should use a mousepad, increasingly expensive elite fragger mousepads don't offer any real advantage over cheap ones. The main purpose is to provide a clean, non-abrasive surface for your mouse's feet to slide around on. As long as it's sufficiently large and the bottom side is grippy enough - so that it doesn't move around while you're playing - it's suitable. For about 3 years I've been using a TCG playmat that I received in a giveaway as a mousepad and have noticed no difference between that and the Steelseries one I was using before. If anything, the playmat has been better for me.I think this tends to be the case for many gaming peripherals. The ridiculous $300 ultralight mice are a joke, but teenagers perceive accessories like that as necessary for success because their idols use them. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I remember reading one of the best Quake players uses a Microsoft IntelliMouse and has been doing so for years. It's just what you become accustomed to and after a relatively low price point, everything is just preference. So long as your equipment isn't malfunctioning, it's probably fine. For example I need to fix my spacebar which sometimes double taps, occasionally messing with my Scout play.One surprising thing I've found however is how beneficial a mouse bungee is. It's largely a gimmick but can help alot with cable management if your desk setup is not ideal, for example if I didn't use one my mouse cable would run over my monitor's base.
>>579021840There is nothing attractive about feet.
Remember that awful snaildier meme that nobody remembers because it was so cringe?
if there's nothing attractive about feet then why does it matter if anyone posts it then
>>579023312I bet it was a Greek meme.
I'm more of a Rabid Heavy Taming Engineer type of guy
pl_odyssoy
>>579023312>that nobody remembersIt sure seemed to leave an impression on you since you keep bringing it up
>>578986994I bet we'll get the MvM update any day... nyeh tf2gward
Have you ever gotten so distracted from an in-game spray that you needed to quit and take care of something?
>>579032504holyhow do i get a gf ike this...
>>579032504no, I wait until laterbut baby making sex nonetheless
What should the next OP be?
>>579032974My dick in your ass
>Buy some ToD tickets>Discover the hard way that nobody plays anything except two shitties>Anything else and I'm queue for 10 minutes to get a full team who loses 1 or 2 people at either random or cause we lost exactly onceThat'll teach me to spend money i guess
>>579032974>>578846081>>578846081>>578846081>>578846081>>578846081
>>579033126Bit mean.
>>579032974this webm >>579033126
>>579033157That image has nothing to do with TF2.
>>579032974too early to ask this + my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>579033431Shup up.
>>579032974this>>579033126
is pl_phoenix actually a ripoff of that one overwatch map
>>579033473aight
*joins you are dustbowl server**selects the Scout class*
>>579034408I would never play on a map that isn't Bread Space, Venice or Camber.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
I killed it with my huuuuuge penis
>>579038846waiting for you to leave
>>579038953Why?
you know why
>>578873461>Demo>Scout>MTF TF
>>579038846the sister is sleeping, or too tired to goonpost
>>579039753>MTF TFwhat the fuck does that mean?
>>579040950Mann That Fights... The Fight
boom. kirkshot.
>live commentary tf2 video>youtuber is getting 10 killstreaks because everyone is playing like a moronyet when I play I get two kills and die.
>>579040950Meet The Fempyro... Team Fortress
>>579041787I subscribe to that idea
>>579041968hell yeah
>>579039753fempyro poster is up your ally, s(he) is a transformer enjoyer!
>>579002097no u
>>579012401need asuka mousepad
>>579042831GODDAM
>>579042831What is it about big red butts, bros?
>>579042831
>>579042831What a BASED image.
>>579042831holymoly
twitch.tv/gummyiaWe are in here
>>579043894buy an ad
>>579043894Stop trying to steal attention from the trans fempyro poster.
>>579044570What's more important to /tf2g/A TF2 playing woman (real) or fempyro (not real)
>>579044836Neither, nuke them bothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAtn-lkKYMw
>>579043894>kunai spyWe have left
>>579044836a TF2 playing woman playing fempyro
2d > 3dpd
>>579046663yeah?how are you going to tell your friends that you are marrying or married to a fictional character instead of a living human who can bear children
>>579046725>how are you going to tell your friends that you are marrying or married to a fictional character instead of a living human who can bear childrenIt happens all the time in Japan
>>579042831I need a harvin one to use while fragging as soldier
>>579047024mating press
>>579047024made for slapping like bongos
good night~
>>579047024Granblue designs are so based.
>>579050237We don't talk about Granblue here
>>579048718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMYznHYals
>>579048718goodnight sleepy tf2g
nigga lookin moistnigga got some sugar in his tanknigga knows bout his perfumes
I had a dream that they released the MvM update and it was called something stupid where it's 3 words and each starts with a B. The first word was "biracle" and it was supposed to be a term that means billionaire. Something like Biracle Brawl of Billions or something equally stupid. Basically it was an eat the rich type of story for the event
I had a dream where I was playing the spoons on kyojiri haglivia's butt
>>579055181based
>>579055181I had a dream that one day you'll take a shower
>>579053681>biracleApparently that's a Crypto trading platform, and that's just stupid enough to be real
too tired to fragnot tired enough to sleep
>>579055181dangerously based
>>579059684same
can you speed back up and argue about ecelebs or something
>>579060912nahI'm busy editing that one anon's pic to actually have some more substance
>>579061109whatever, have something funnier
>>579061109next OP right here
>>579061252what kind of funny?
>>579061352the weird
>>579055181>>579059692Cringe and shıt.
>>579061582demofloyd lostviva lost
>>579061407aight
>>579061683>>579061683>>579061683Z + 4
>>579061728faggot>>579061781>>579061781>>579061781
>>579061728based >>579061829too slow nerd
