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5v5 won6v6 lost
The
>>578734272they need to up the navel resolution on these skins
>>578734272>>578734272King's fuckdollMizuki's fuckdollWuyang's Fuckdoll
Anyone can tell about the penalties? Do they still get reset after a season or do they carry over from the previous season? I am talking about competitive bans
>>578734296
>>578734853They resetIf you get fully banned three times you're banned from comp forever
>>578734064
>>578734960Weirdly enough I have been banned 3 times but I have not been banned from comp yet
Theres no such thing as banned from comp forever
Do the junkrat lootboxes reset today or do we have another week to complete?
>>578735251Maybe that's outdated info then, or maybe they do have to be in a certain period, just what I'd always heard
>>578736073One more weekq
Don't buy the Vaulted Passes if you respect OG Overwatch players. It's more than just a battle pass; it's a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their early exclusivity. Show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. Some things are better left untouched.
we won
>>578736294>>578734960Or weirdly enough I need one more competitive ban to have my account perma banned.
>>578735251Were you banned from comp for the entire season 3 times? Or just got a time out?
>>578737252Feeling the Sunrise
>>578738973my pylon can only get so erect
>>578738579I have been banned for 3 times from comp seasons. Not consecutively, but I did racked up the bans to season band. Pretty sure I have been season banned 3 times by now. So I guess one more season ban will lead to comp ban?
It's called OverWATCH for a reason, sugar.https://litter.catbox.moe/0w7ska.mp4
>>578738973
>>578739572what are you doing to get banned?
>>578739886I don't even need to do anything when Blizzard itself can do it. Failed to connect server, Rendering device lost, Game freezes mid match etc.
>>578739572According to the wiki they changed the system season 4 of OW2. Maybe one of your season bans was before that?
>>578739623I had my volume on max. Someone was outside my door...
>enemy supports realise they can just go Moira instead of dying as Mercy 10 times in control mapsreee why dont my supports do that
>>578740091Everybody jerks off
>>578740043But there is this one which I came across yesterday while scrolling. Do you know where can I one see this?
Angela Ogundimu
>>578740043My bans were before the Season 4 and after them as well.
Akande Ziegler
Wuyang Wilhelm
Anon Cameron
>>578740005>Rendering device lostIf you get this a lot, hiding the UI (used to be Alt+Z) somehow makes this impossible to happen while it's hidden, it also gives an FPS boost. It's shit to play like that but I've made it to GM playing only like that (otherwise game would crash anyways)
>emote thanks to a support hero
Sloan Rutledge
After 7 years of being out from overwatch, I returned in game and found out that my best girl makes some screamed in VC retards mad, what happened?
BOTH BALLS PUMPING
>>578741843The game is so unoptimised that we have to make our UI even more shit just so that the game doesn't crash midmatch? I swear devs now don't really know how to make good game anymore.
Freja Winston
>>578742098Voice actor is a zionist.
>>578742827And will probably be recast, hence no work has been given to her for past 3 years. Maybe just waiting for the contract to be over.
Why do I feel like a massive faggot loser each time I buy a goypass for this game?
>>578743596because you are
>>578737076I'm getting Captain Lacroix and I will be running down games on widow, and there's nothing you can do about it
>>578743687my exclusivity noooo
played venture, this hero does nothing
>>578743687Maybe they will do a mirrorwatch 2 after everyone buys that pass.
>>578744110You are meant to burrow and rape the enemy backline
>>578744110>Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Talon Lena and Captain Lacroix scissoring
>>578744110I played venture and now I want her to ride me while making stupid, adorable history puns
>>578742827>>578743569My justice in rain, westoids are that retarded...Sad to hear that anyway, her in-game pseudoarabian voice is hot
STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!
>>578742827This would probably have been possible for blizzard to ignore but she was dumb enough to actually compare Israel to Overwatch in a positive way.
>>578744717NEVER
>>578744717waiting for vendetta to be degraded in the cinematic next year
I hope we get the detective skins (minus pharah) today
>>578744717
>>578746323Baptiste buffs when
>>578742791Yeah, UI off gives me about 30+ FPS compared to UI on. Even though I know for sure it is UI related, I don't know specifically what causes it, probably something after 2. I've tried disabling what I could individually but only hiding the whole UI worked. They recently said that the ping system was pretty heavy, so they're trying to rewrite it, the development of 2 was terrible, I hope everything gets rewritten.
For me, it's the McKiriko
>>578746671McGangbang
>tfw no cute slampig gf
>>578744110Venture has the potential to be extremely good, she's just extremely easy to shut down because she has some of the worst matchups in the entire game. Mccree, Roadhog, Ana and Mizuki are all prime examples of this.
You just know Mercy absolutely pounds Pharah and Ana so hard and fast with her fat futa cock that their once black asses turn bright pink from the abuse while being unable to contain all of her cum and having it all leak and splurt out during thrusts.
>>578747180We don't write gay fanfiction here.
>Rapeweaver is backHe should have been banished to solitary confinement for good. Hog, Ana, Freja, Cat, Mauga, Zen, all need to go there too to make the game better.
>>578746712that's a sandwich I can get behind
I absolutely despise Reaper. I hope he gets gutted into oblivion and never sees meta at all.
https://vocaroo.com/1eGuFHWLx7tM
>hacked and wasted all my bullets to bring down the retarded vaping pig>he never dies despite being thrown piss constantly by our incompetent Ana>strangles me and one shots me each attempt to bring him downWhat the hell is going on?
>>578748175Complete lack of coordination I'd wager
>>578748175Have you tried playing a real dps character
>>578748294Our Ram was a toddler shit for brains with no aim and shielding nothing. Soj was being a retard and eating up all the damage with no ult kills. We lost. >>578748361Have you tried fucking off?
>>578748595Skill issue bronzie.
Just hard lost a plat game with both Sierra and Zarya in my team, im too scared to watch the replay.
>>578748175>playing 5v5Oh no...
le modebaiter has arrived
>>578748175If you want to play an annoying terrorist flanker may I suggest the support class to you?
>>578749256Is that the name of your new bully :(
>>578749302/owg/ always has shitposting faggots forcing some shitty thing to argue about and right now you're doing 5v5 and 6v6
How much less popular would Lena be if she tolked lik ah st'reotyp'cal chav m8?
Don't instigate the schizos.
>>578749537She would have a bloated face and botox lips. Chav women are walking irl plastic ogres. Nigels are mad ugly on average.
I'm glad to be in a world where Mei players exist. I feel better about how I never have standards so low nor a lack of a prefrontal cortex no matter where in life I am.
>>578749609But sometimes they kill themselves and it's funny
>>578744524they're calling it the whitest post of all time
>>578744110You have never played against one of those vile venture OTPs, have you?
>>578750792even the sweatiest venture OTP has difficulty with the fresh-install mccree and his gigantic flashbang hitbox
How come people complain about Freja? Most people are bad at her and barely manage to kill two things in the entirety of the match. Only the crackheads that are uber autists play her decently in upper levels which doesn't exist in greenlow nor below.
>>578751047Who? Is that Mizuki's name in guatamala or something?
Moria is the most retarded design of all time. Literal gold shitter supportoid throw pick.
>>578751534Mines of Moria?
>>578751534She actually has to pick between doing damage and healing and they're on a cooldown so she's a less retarded design than other supports.
>>578751106Retards think she's a crutch until they realize that they have to move around in 3 dimensions to not get blown into bits because her hitbox is fat.
>Retards think she's a crutch until they realize that they have to move around in 3 dimensions to not get blown into bits because her hitbox is fat.
oh no! Freja looks like a woman
oh no! a twitter post
>>578751865I was just looking at my stats when this post came up
>>578743687NOOOOO!!! I HAD HER OG!!! BLIZZARD STOP KILLING YOUR GAME!!!!
>>578751913That design will never see the light of day. Who is this tranny complaining about? Get mad about real issues like Israelis destroying the west or goy food killing us.
I'm a simple man. I pick Widow and don't contribute much.
>>578751913>"I HAVE -NOTHING- AGAINST SEXY SKINS">"BUT A BIT OF TUMMY AND SIDE THIGH IS GOING -WAY- TOO FAR"can't imagine living with this level of cognitive dissonance
>>578751865mercy isn't a crutch she's a pair of 60 pound ankleweightsplay fucking anything else and get better results
Why do we still stick around this game that has passed its prime 2 years after release? Idk if Rivals will have any juice left to last a decade either. OW managed to soldier on after two big massive falls and kneecappings.
>>578753090wow you're right it has been 2 years since rivals was first playable, time flies
>>578753090I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>578753090Gameplay is smooth and runs better than Super Jank bros capeslop edition. Idk why they even have two generals on /v/ when that shit game has nothing going for it besides cosmetics and /co/ posters who don't give a shit about the game.
why do they make these battlepasses that don't have anything cool in them
Kill Hog or I'll play Deadlock instead
at the doctors for a checkup.haven't been to the doctors since I was like 17 and I'm 26 now.I'm a DPS main and Gold 1 atm.wat am I in for
>>578754045Do it before you're 30 or else you might catch an unspoken genetic disease that will rape you in the ass later. t. genetic heart issue and now on a strict diet to avoid taking life long blood pressure meds
>>578753908>
>>578753908Does Deadlock have as many Russians as CS?
>>578751913racemix
>>578754789Yeah. It's Dota 2.0 but Fortnite which attracts both third world boomers and zoomers alike.
>>578754660>lifegrip.gif
>Fortinite is getting the Edgerunners collab>Overwatch is getting Le Sserafim for the third with a high probability of re using past collab charactersso lame
>>Fortinite is getting the Edgerunners collabHumiliation ritual
Kill f2p and start some PvE story modes with gameplay handled by more competent gameplay studios since Blizzard can't into 3D combat.
>>578755184They have to stop giving low quality BP skins first. Collabs are massive gay.
>tfw no junker queen gf
>>578755242Overwatch got Persona first
>Shartrunners
>>578734272cute the's
anyone notice juno players have been even more retarded than usual lately?
Collabslop ended on a good note with Nier. I don't want anymore this year. Give me more character related skins than shop themeslop.
>>578755871More retarded`? Is that even possible?
Blizzcon on the horizon. What is your hopes and dreams?
>>578755935Yeah like trying to go on flanks and shit for some reason, ulting last so it only staggers the tank
Lena Oxton owes me sex
Anon owes me sex.
>>578756080My only hope is that the "reworks" are actual full reworks on the scale of at minimum what Orisa got where it straight up removes and replaces the cooldowns to something else. Hog shouldn't have vape at all. Virus was a retarded fucking idea conceptually.
>massive decline with porn now that everything is payslop, hidden in discord circlejerks, or the same stubborn boomers producing the same shit for the same old charactersIs it over?
post the Nier skins I missed them
Sombra AND Roadhog are moving to support.
>>578756080>What is your hopes and dreams?That I could go
every biohole who plays this game has a rape fetish im sure bitches getting wet after getting dived from behind while playing their silly healers
>>578755923>>578756439https://youtu.be/LC5HsZt4oNc
>>578756652Anon are you well?
>>578756652Factual post.
>>578756407OW artists got greedy or moved onto Rivals at this point. Good stuff is found on Patreon or Twitter which requires a goy account. R34 is littered with AI jeets and nothing good.
is wyqira fat
>>578756439
>we're halfway through the event>we're halfway through the event>we're halfway through the event
Any lore drops as of late? It feels so dry compared to earlier seasons. Are they finally revving up for a 3D cinematic?
>>578756981>or moved onto Rivalslol
dva and kiriko are the faces for the game now
>>578759059Based Dva dabbing on wagie goy slaves for her tendies
>>578757475Anon, theres a whole tab now dedicated to lore that gets updated like every two weeks. MEKA team is the current story being pushed and Hamster being a POW
>>578759059Hana wants her nuggs.
>can a nigga borrow a fry?
>>578734064>robots are blackscan we stop that. robots are cool and useful, unlike blacks.
>>578759490kiri tax
>>578759654?
>>578759196It's my ADHD brain. I don't play anything anymore since most of my favorite game companies are creating slop nowadays and GTA6 is mega boring. I should really get into finally reading The Brothers Karamazov or watching a show for once.
>>578759256>>578759150girls get hungry
>>578759654Based message because robots were nothing but savage killers with 0 thought before Athena killed herself to become a good god for them.
>>578759490>>578759894I think they're letting their fame go to their heads
>>578759490>robbing black people
Hana set up Yuna for failure
>>578759059First Juno representing Overwatch for Microsoft's 50th anniversary wallpaper. Now Kiri and Hana representing OW for McDonalds despite there being multiple USA heroes to pick.
>>578760463egirls run this franchise
>>578759490adorable
*steals ur fries**teleports away*
>>578759894>>578759490>they are putting The's in commercialsMcBased
get this smug son of a bitch fry stealing asshole out of my sight
And Juno was in a burger king ad in china don't forget
>>578759059>>578759490>>578759894Full vid for anyone that careshttps://youtu.be/37A0f6QIS3A
When will it be Lena's turn to rep anymore?
>>578761385nobody gives a fuck about that annoying retard
>>578761385OG cast are irrelevant. It's quirk chungus DVA clones for now.
>>578761676Dva is the original cast. She's just more likeable, attractive and interesting than tracer.
What even is tracer's personality anyway? She talks like a toddler and always sounds like she's yelling?
lena lovers.. it's over..
>>578759796>It's my ADHD brain. I don't play anything anymore This is how I was feeling but lately I've been playing more single player games again and its been good. Dipping into multiplayer games occasionally is the way too go 2bh.
>>578761961she's the original quirk chungus of the cast>blows le hair out of face>blinks behind u>cheers luv I'm Bri'ish btw xD
Is Valorant better than Overwatch? I'm done with the BP expect from the titles and want something else to play
>>578762186It's impressive they managed to make a more obnoxious nothing personality than mei or pharah.
Nobody has an actual personality or character in this game except maybe Ram but he went full retard and nothing burger with the Antarctica shit.
>>578762409you're autistic
i keep trying to conceptualize skins for a second street fighter collab but all the street fighter characters are too cool to fit into overwatch's roster. lucio dee jay was an easy layup though idk how they missed that
last time they gave lena the keys to the kingdom, she did this.
>>578762231It's CSGO for women.
>this fictional character isn't always making the funnies or really loud so they have... LE NO PERSONALITY! I'm media literate!
Tracer has already been cemented as an icon of gaming.
>>578762903yeah!!
What is up with the faggy designs for newer skins? Why can't we have any cool simplistic shit besides cyber or fantasy slop butchering the place with awful overdesigned skins.
you could be the biggest mouthbreather ever and still get value from cat
>>578762845Weebs and mutts hate subtlety and are brainrotted by retarded archetypes in their shitty cartoons.
>>578763071that's every support
>>578763071You just fly around and hit shit. It helps that you have the smallest hitbox in the game besides Anran's.
>>578763182>wanting nuance and subtlety in a hero shooter featuring a talking gorilla and sentient hamsterISHYGDDT
anran is such a shit design they add to add in a bunch of marvel rivals visual eye cancer to her abilities so the retards playing it have more of a chance
>>578763537Literal admission of brainrot.
>>578763537You must be media deprived if you think this narrow way. There isn't much goofiness besides a very few in the cast. Most of the others were serious from the start if you look underneath it.
Oh moons! This "bee bee cee" is simply too big!
>>578763983huh?
>cat player>any sense of brain or function of their nonexistent one
>>578764018Anon literally cannot stop thinking about black dicks.
I always wonder how Overwatch will be if they double down on their dark stuff as planned and never catered to women at all. Abominations like JPC wouldn't exist I bet.
>>578763983This is embarrassing bro
>IT'S NOT THAT HECKIN DEEP BRO XDDD
>>578764162Sounds like something you'd get institutionalized for back in the day.
Stop voting illios you unfunny idiots
>>578764570what is it about that map that turns players into retards
>>578764162It's either Kiriko, Juno, Freja, Brigitte, Angela etc... He posts in detail cringe about his shitted fetish. Pay that schizo no mind.
>>578764570This wouldn't have happened if Lucio and Hog players were scrapped off the Earth and launched into the sun.
Illari made the mistake of asking Roadhog about his "onion".
>>578762992The Winston skin is so fucking ass
>>578765153
Oh coons... this "BBC" is nearly the size of my arm!
people make it so easy nowadays to report them
The transformers collab came way too early. Shion should have got the Arcee skin instead.
>>578765202God I wish she was that cute in game
>>578765409this is reportable?
>>578764869true
what time does the midseason patch come out
>>578765535ummmmm everything that isn't forced positivity and heckin wholesome is reportable sweetie
>>578765535both for the slur in the name and the toxic chat :3
Easy way to peel off women from this game is to not have a sissy report system for chat and allow people to say fuck.
>>578765687?
>>578765687or just make sexy skins and straight women... something that would also directly boost revenue
>>578761385I'm only interested in how she'd react to being raped
>>578765656Which slur?
>>578759490https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_You%E2%80%99re_so_cute%2C_I_could_just_squish_you_to_bits.ogg
What would Domina say if she saw your anti-indian posts on 4chan?
>>578766000wtf Domina is indianbut she's so hot :(
>>578766000Probably agree with them since indians as much as they deny it still have a caste system.
>>578766000I would just explain I was only meant the dalits
>>578766000She's the self hating types so it doesn't matter.
DO NOT REDEEM THE PAYLOAD
>>578760097slop conversion of the day
>>578766000Indians hate each other more before they hate anyone else. It's why that shithole is a libertarian corrupted wasteland.
Have they ever explained why snowboarder zarya is stuck in the shadow realm?
>>578766000It’s important to note that a lot of Indians are not just lying to you. They truly believe without their cheap labor that American society would collapse instead of experience a tech boom.
Play mystery heroes if you need a proof that loot boxes are rigged
>>578766525?
>>578766306looks like shit
Why are people hating on mauga? He is the cure to the hog problem.
>Another match ruined by an autistic gook on Freja killing everyone and raping our team. >No one banned her this time because they decided Mercy was more cancer instead
>>578766759>why are people hating on niggertard 6000 he's the cure for niggertard 5000
>>578766820Sounds like an Instagram AI brainrot video
good night hanagood night lena
Sometimes I want to surgically remove D.VA's voice box and suture her neck up after I'm done.
Okey!
>>578767526whip...
>>578767526D.mon if Blizzard weren't fucking cowards like always.
>>578767526This should be a perk with an animation for its transformation.
>>578767663What's "cowardly" about the current design?
>Hoyoslopnever lost interest so quickly
domina handjob animated
>no new skins in the shop
>my stats are better than yoursguess the hero
no one wants to press W
>>578769030Moira
>>578769030any support
Domina is unrealistic since irl she would've been aborted if her family found out she was a girl and try again until they had a boy.
Rivals is so ass im back
>>578769550?
>>578768723GrimShe looks better with black hair t b h
>>578769696It's the haircut not the color. Her other black hair skins were a lot of misses.
>>578769829No idea what you mean.
Sei'sei koiikikii
>>578767296gn!
>>578769925That's the ugliest skin in the game ngl.
>>578769647Asian countries, specially India has history of aborting or killing female children since men are more favorable in their society.
Somebody needs to find a game breaking bug with ana so that she can get banished from the game for a few days. I guarantee you everyone will realize how bad this bitch shits up the game
>>578770118It's beautiful compared to lightning tracer.
>>578770141so there's no women in asia?
>>578770118Thats any Venture skin
>>578770367This is the future Venturds asked for and deserved to get shafted after this flop.
>>578770367It looks so stupid that it goes past being just ugly.now mei has some real fucking uggo ones
>>578769181>>578769204too obvious I guess
>>578770367Can't begin to fathom what they were meant to be cooking with this skin
>>578770667This one is cute though
>>578770667nah, alchemist Mei is cute
>>578769829Yeah the haircut is good
>>578770809with the korean and chinese audience they probably think "hey as long as it's bright colored and shiny they'll slurp this slop up"
>>578770667You can't talk about ugly Mei skins and post this qt and not something like Meiquisha
>>578770248how that piece of shit isn't 225hp I don't know
Are there any underrated skins you rarely see anyone using you really like?I have always like Zhuge Liang Zen for some reason
>>578770367>>578769925both of you are wrong
>>578769925the dreaded Toothless Mercy
>>578770248I don't want Mauga and Hog to rape the game even harder for a couple of days
Meifags type like they're obese
the world that twitter wants
>>578771209I wish Mauga and Hog would rape me.
>>578771209but anon, hog and mauga are only playable because biotic grenade makes it easier to heal them while they face tank. without biotic grenade a bastion and zen murders them
>>578771262The Dutch are the worst people on the planet followed by Aussies.
>>578771262>NOOOOOOOO TANKS SHOULDN'T DIE TO A SINGLE DPS THAT'S SO FUCKING UNFAIR AIEEEEEE
>>578770367it's so aggressively ugly
>>578770367>venturds got this skin and then got shipped with roadhogi don't see how they/them recover
Are the returning BPs a separate tier you gotta buy or will you be able to choose which one to level if you buy the Premium BP.
>>578771339Forgot broken shit like Zen existing too. Put him in the backrooms with Ana too.
>>578770667this is my favorite Mei skin
>>578771542lol
>>578771542Those puffy shoulders makes her looks like a used mattress.
>the good Venture skins are the ones that cover her face
>>578770667Funny you posted this one; someone said it was cute in chat to me the other day.
>>578770367you can't polish a turd
>>578771721yeah a lot of people are gross fetishists who fantasize about obese women who have bad hygiene
>>578770367they/thems are bad at fashion.
this is my favorite Mei skin
>>578771702Other characters really need the mask treatment too.
>>578771702Who gives a shit about her face when you have to stare at that hideous fucking drill model while playing
>>578771817ew
>>578771702Been saying this since release.
When you use the "thanks" emote with Anran she says "chillin"
>>578771849Congrats on being the first person to ever make this complaint
Wuyang mythic confirmed
You are perpetually mad at the weirdest shit /owg/
>>578771702They just need to make skins that actually fit the character instead of the slop they give the other heroes. A junker skin would actually make sense and I'm not saying this just because venture wants to get hogged.
>>578772124Unless you fucking love emotes, or if you exclusively play game modes where you can play in 3rd person, the only thing that matters with a skin is how their weapon looks cause that's all you'll ever seeI bought the original young Ana literally just because I thought her rifle looked cool
I'm so sick of crybabies throwing a fit when we start losing
I am perpetually in love with cute women
>>578772084I wish they let her hair go down with a braid on top. The bun looks as retarded as her boot leggings.
time to spend my hard earned money on ball skins!
>>578772913Shion and Domina are sexy not cute.
>>578773118Good wagecuck
>>578773118You'll still be rich since there hasn't been any.
>>578773193the joke is there are no ball skins
>>578770367If they want to make any venture skin sales they need to stick with concepts that cover her entire body like that mummy or biohazard skin.
>>578773335Last I checked balls had skin on them
>>578772517You start to ignore posts here and take stuff less seriously once you figure out which times of the day n night the shitposters and baiters are active here.
>Ball gets a spotlight in the lore>0 fucking skins>meanwhile Anran hasn't been relevant since her season dropped>gets a bikini, 2 shop skins, jap collab, and an upcoming gook collabFuck these gayass devs.
>>578773491you wouldn't ignore me, would you anon?
>>578773639What do you mean anon one of the hacked skins in the new BP system is a ball skin :))))
Is it me or does Freja straight up looks like a frowning Pixar Dante sometimes?
>>578772913I wish overwatch had an animated slice of life show...
>>578773639If you bought the skins when there were skins you would get more skins.But I guarantee you were here throwing out meme arrow posts about dogshit design or paying for skins or caring about skins in a first person game.
Is Sharts still playing this game?
teabagging cat players is like crack
>>578775106>dirtydiaper on my team
>>578775540Mercy kreygasm
>>578775427shitting yourself on stream and everyone going "oh you" is fucking weird man
>>578775540>actual bunny suit MerkyBlizzard would never
>>578775725nobody expects a penguin to fly
>>578775734I wish they would, I'd actually buy it
>>578775725Yeah that's how parasocial relationships work. He's aware of it and is leaning into it. It's pretty sad seeing someone just lean into being the gimp.
You fags don't even play this game, you just load up the dress-up simulator
>>578777542shion doesnt even have shop skins
>>578777743how the fuck does she only have 1 skin
>>578773687i'd heem Juno
OHH she's Shion because she only has one skinvrabo blizz
>>578777803She's not a support. Support players are the ones with low impulse control and the memory of a goldfish so they'll buy a skin for $50 they'll replace with the next shop skin in 2 weeks.
>>578778281Anran and Sierra aren't supports.
Years ago I promised to make this edit
>another slopload match
deadass no cap im gooning to zarya right now on god
Turning Kiriko into the McDonald's Shamrock Shake
>>578778983 >t Smith Johnson from 119 Jefferson Adams Aveneue
>>578778770https://youtu.be/Av6VYs19D-k
>>578743687DAYUM. Imagine the hot french painal rape sex
>tank runs into a matchup they don't know what to do about>just ignores it and plays as if they're not getting gaped It's so weird watching someone who seemingly has absolutely 0 capacity to even try to learn. It's like watching someone drive the wrong way on the highway and just act as if the other cars aren't there.
This and the last season I had some of the worst matchmaker ever, but if I hop on another account at almost the same range, the games are alright. Am I flagged or something?
>>578781020Have you been screaming "nigger nigger nigger" lately?
Why can't they add women who aren't "fierce badass CEO woman with smug face"? Why can't they just add cute girls like Juno and Mei?
>>578781570I don't think so, maybe once like 5 seasons ago when I queued up with some friends
>>578781570I never stop!
three comp games in a row where our tank left
>bro just use discord/bionade mauga melts with it on >bro ana/zen aren't even that good just dive them with a character with 5% the health as mauga How does this work exactly?
Why does it feel like Genji has 100% deflect uptime
>>578781570https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Hi.ogg?af418
>>578782281>>bro ana/zen aren't even that good just dive themcertified bronze take
>>578783176People in GM say it all the time. Crying about how Ana is so difficult and needs to play perfectly to do anything.
>>578781741the last time they did that with anran we had the streamer cunt ruin everything
I just think Lena is cute and has a nice personality.
>>578783576retard
>>578783242Fareeha did nothing wrong.
>>578783237GM ana mains are roughly equivalent to bronze dps in skill so that checks out
no one even plays ana in gm
>>578783993Ana (and zen) players are also naturally deceptive and think they deserve to win every game, every 1v1 and then have everyone tell them they're the coolest and smartest and they're not disappointed in them.
>>578783627???
>>578784172Zen players are a mixed bag, I've never encountered a Ana player that wasn't the absolute worst kind of subhuman
>>578784961Actual ana mains are usually decent. Players with a top 3 of mercy moira ana shouldn't be allowed on the hero.
>>578782281>>bro ana/zen aren't even that good just dive themnobody has said this since like OW1 nigga. they blatantly nerfed away zen and anas weakness being lack of mobility by making them so strong that they dont have to run from anything less than a nano genji
>>578785809>nobody has said this since like OW1 niggaGo on the forums or reddit or whatever and try and say they're toxic designs who don't have any real weakness.
>>578785610>Actual ana mains are usually decentana main spottedshouldn't you be busy making another post on r/overwatch about how suzu is the most broken unfair ability in the game and needs to be removed due to being the only ability in the game that counters you?
and there comes the kiriggers downplaying suzu
I've never been able to main anything in any game, idk how people do it
>>578786263So he was right
>>578786263sounds like I hit the nail right on the head LMAO
>>578786192I play Kiriko and Ana because they are the most fun (broken) supports. Juno is too boring (honest).
>>578786527Juno is plenty dishonest and has a 1 shot combo with the current most OP tank in the game
suzu isn't even that good
god i want to fuck kiriko so much
>>578786325>>578786347When I see devils and monsters fighting each other I only hope they both die.
All kiriko wants is your fries.
kiriko is cancer but at least theyve had the balls to nerf her from giga cancer over the year. meanwhile ana literally hops between the same fucking 90 damage and 75 damage grenade changes because they cant commit.
>>578786807me too but i might have a fetish for scrawny asian girls because my first gf was a rich chinese girl who let me do it up her ass
lets see the contender stats againoh kiri was played every match while ana had 0 playweird
>>578786885she deserves them
Hog doesn't get any pro play so he's actually the worst tank in the game
>>578787367Correct. Hog is a bad character.
Anafags are so petty
Imagine Ana putting Kiriko to sleep and then stepping on her pussy while she's barely conscious
>>578786807Many are saying this.
>those fucking ana players man...
>>578784172Theyre the the most thin skinned and disingenuous by far. Even forum mercy mains are less underhanded.
>>578786904>nerf suzu>immediately undo itlol!
>dmon getting uppity>switch to bastion>dmon exorcised
>>578787841>that one random juno otp
>>578787841So you're saying I can keep onetricking juno and get to champion?
>>578788410based as fuck
If you are losing to Ana, you are literally bronze.
Just bait the SuzuJust bait Sleep and dive the anaEZ
Hello, I'm working on something and I need the opinions of internet autists How would you define the Dive playstyle, /owg/?
>>578787841this dude filtered by asia and cropped the last column where the anas were, in case there were any doubts about how disingenuous anatroons arehere's the full US leaderboard
>>578788430YES YOU CAN!
>filter by the worst region>kiri is STILL the most playedKEK! talk about self own
D.Va counters every support btw
>>578788816Who are you quoting?
>>578788610wow almost like anafags are psychopaths who have absolutely no hesitation in lying to your face
I guarantee you this schizo faggot was spamming about 6v6 last week. (You) farmer.
7 Anas and 9 Kiris. Yeah thanks for proving my point lol
>>578789172?
>>578789073>>578789172Who are you talking to?
7 Anas and 9 Kiris having their way with me.
>>578788591I like this yeatle video for playstyles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nrrdo-w0M
Kiriggers are really this stupid huh.
Skins when?
>>578789314Did you forget to reply to a post?
>>578789337if Shion doesn't get a Lucy skin I will commit suicide in blizzard hq
We already have like 200 hours of pro footage that shows everyone plays Kiri and nobody plays Ana so this one man army shitposting that Ana is OP doesn't really work.
>>578789496I don't feel like killing myself so thanks for taking one for the team
>>578789337A Ciri skin for Tracer would go hard.
>>578789614o7
>>578789541Who is this "one man army" you're referring to? Your posts are very vague and confusing. Are you schizophrenic?
>>578787367yes we all know this, its just that shitters refuse to not stand in hook range.
>>578789541schizo-kun we already saw that you went to the ladder stats and intentionally cropped out anyone playing ana. all you're doing is continuing to prove anafags are psychotic retards who constantly walk around with hurt feelings
This guy REALLY wants a reply huh.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_I%27m_obviously_the_most_precious.ogg
>Canadian muscle mommy>Italian muscle mommy>Australian muscle mommy>Russian muscle mommy>Egyptian muscle mommy>Swedish muscle mommyChoose.
>we already saw that you [BLATANT LIE]What did he mean by this? Anyone can look at the leaderboards and see that Kiri is the most played everywhere. Does he think i can hack Blizzard servers and place Kiriko there? What a weird individual.
>>578789779Kiriko saved the game
>>578789337>cd wokejekt redNot a single appealing character in any of their games. Give me a gacha collab or something instead.
>reaper has half my damage and jumps off the cliff trying and failing to use the new eichenwalde jumpad>lifeweaver troll grips 4 times in one match 2 of them during ult>Ashe has less dmaage than B.O.B.What the fuck did I do to deserve matches like these. I only needed one fucking win for the daily and now my arm seriously fucking hurts from slamming the desk too much
>>578789761>>578789910Who are you talking to?
>>578789910?
>>578789998Queue tank and play dmon.
Kiribot malfunctioned? I guess that's what stats and statistics do to them.
>>578790206What are you talking about
ana and kiriko are BOTH cancer. look at this bullshit
>>578790334DAMN i wonder who wins that 1v1 matchup!?OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>578789337Not into it personally
>>578790334if ana bionaded after suzu she would have killed her
>witcher coming to battle.net>cd projekt red collabwho would get the best girl skin?
>>578790143dmon was the troll weaver game bro would grip me when I had 250 hp 100% shield health it was insane
>>578790569i dont care ciri sucks
>>578790451I think she was confused that her sleep didn't work/how fast kiriko got up.Honestly that's how I think sleep should work now. At most an interrupt.
>>578790569seems freja coded
It's almost like... almost like... Kiriko is just a better character!
>>578790569If only Overwatch had a time travelling lesbian who blinks.
>>578790691She's Cerys or Yen but Yen should go to Ashe idk.
>>578790679Yeah ana having both a hard stun and nade is retarded.
>>578790569la lupa
NIGGA NO ONE PLAYS ANA AT THE TOP BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS BANNED XD
>>578790569i hope they don't spam the CP Edgerunners anime for the OW collab, i'm getting kinda tired of Lucy and Rebecca and David.i'd like to see more Witcher stuff, maybe a Wild Hunt skin for Rein or Brig
>>578791215They should do the new characters.
>land 2 final blows in one use of shion's right clickwow that was satisfying
>>578791215Rein in Eredin's armor would be sick as fuck
Geralt-McCreeTriss-MoriaYen-AsheCiri-TracerHenreitta-Freja Shani-MercyPriscilla-Brigitte Lambert-Soldier 76
>>578790710Kiriko is broken because she's a DPS masquerading as a support who has free invulnerability and teleport on top of an ult that enables cancer.Ana is broken because she has the best stun in the game, a grenade that enables cancerous comps because it literally does everything for no reason, and an ult that enables cancer.They're both bad for the game.
>>578791404no one wants witcher skins, it's gonna be cyberpunk
>>578791159Hmm not seeing any Ana bans. But both are playing Kiri. Curious!!!!! XDD
>>578791432bro ana does 150 damage per shot with no falloff that ignores armor lmao shes literally a better dps than ashe
Will Juno get the Rebecca skin since she is the lolicoded hero?
all skins are going to be shit just like witcher faggot and cyberfaggot fucking shit ip
>>578791323proud of you
>>578789337KIRIKO CIRI SKIN
>>578791537im talking about ranked you fucking mongoloid
Based WitcherGODs making weebs cry.
>>578791505WE HAVE LIKE 10 BATTLEPASSES WORTH OF CYBERSLOP SKINS
>>578791537So by your logic Lucio is better than Kiriko
you will get Lucy sombra and you are gonna be happy
Surely next game will have Ana bans because Ana is such an op character (in my bronze games!)Lets see.. OOPS DOUBLE KIRI AGAIN XD
OW players LOVE cyberkino skins which is why the devs keep making them
>>578791404Orisa as Roach>>578791505well, at least they'll be better than Apex Legend's cause holy those were atrocious
>>578790334the incredibly skilled kiriko player>notices and reacts to the ana's incoming sleep within a 0.1s window>uses his superb aim to hit two headshots on one of the smallest, twitchiest hitboxes in the game>just completely outplays the ana overallthe drooling retard ana player>uses his "instantly shut down any player" ability>peanut brain shuts down when this ability is countered (not trained for this as the vast majority of heroes cannot do anything against it)>stares like a retard and dies instead of just throwing nade on his feet
>>578791829So by your logic mercy is better than Kiriko?
Just reported my supports for not healing me during overclock
>>578791563juno pedos are gonna be all over that shit
>>578791404Brigitte should be Cerys instead.
are the credits cosmetics in the just for you tab temporary?
>>578791957I always pocket an ulting dps. Seems like a nobrainer.
>>578791404Crach-Reinhardt
I hate how the writing for Domina ranges from normal eloquent English to a played out satire of corporate speak to low-budget Dominatrix a bad pastiche of Victorian English. It's like really noticeable
XD hey they finally banned the OP character so they can try a meme comp xD
>choose headshot perk>2 taps u as Ana
>>578792851>uI'm a tankCHAD though she's not 2 tapping anything.
>>578792940>I'm a tank
>>578792940It would be a shame if Ana had an ability that was so meta warping it decides the balance of the entire game and the existence of several characters in every role.
>>578793130>>578793216>monkey bubble>rein shield>orisa spin>sigma shield>dmon shield>dva matrixdo bronzies really have trouble with ana?
>>578792559>only ana counter in the game banned>immediate ana mirrorwho could've possibly seen this coming?
I've maintained an 80%+ winrate on dmon from bronze to plat and im still only like 60th percentile? Holy fuck this is taking forever to reach non poop tier. You'd think the rank gains would have doubled by now
>>578793276It's just banter anon you don't have to be the "winner" all the time
>>578793276Post your gameplay
I like Baptiste
STADIUM LOL
Funny how the Supports are the most divisive heroes.
>>578793692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnnk8_pu2ZM
I like Stadium
>>578766000I don't really make anti-Indian posts but I always pictured Domina as one of the Indian upper crusts whose family moved to the UK, so I feel as though she'd only be mildly offended at worst because she wouldn't be thinking of herself as a poojeeta. There are actually ethnically Indian members of the UK House of Lords which is hereditary appointment based on nobility status. Here's one: Sandip Verma, Baroness Verma
>>578793993thanks for reminding me this makes me so happy
>>578793954>0:55KINO
How do people not feel shame picking cat knowing they're literally only getting wins because it's a busted character and not because they're good at the game?
>>578771043No one plays Symmetra so it kind of counts, a friend is a Symmetra main and plays her with this magician skin which I find very tasteful
>>578793487but reddit told me dmon is still weak and needs more buffs
how do niggas not feel shame losing to cat knowing their only losing because they refuse to work on their aim.
>>578794491D.mon is weak if you're a retard picking fights against a Mauga/Orisa/Ram
>play DPS>either boring shitscan, accessory to the team who do nothing, or annoying flankers on crack who always get banned
>>578771817That is the only Mei skin I play (I am a fatfag who unironically calls her "The Wife" in front of the five stack voice chat)
>>578794645>who unironically calls her "The Wife" in front of the five stack voice chatholy based
Galactic, "Crimson Wolf" and jade weaps are so ugly
>zen uses tranq to try to save themselves in a 1v5 in the enemy backline>dies on their way out so it's not only a waste ult it's a stagger>sig calls them out>zen has a melty for the next ten minutesincredible
>>578795098Basically Sigmas fault for disrupting Zen's vibe.
>>578794419They're probably on meds so they can't feel shame
I believe Kiriko needs to be gutted way more.
>>578789337Blizzard PLEASE!!!
>>578794867They're all ugly.
>>578793801I used to like him a lot more then I started playing Juno and it's like they're echo fighters but Juno is better in nearly every single way. Only real Baptiste advantages are the AOE heals (easily mitigated by her proton torpedoes for healing) and the healing drone turret thing
>>578794867Jade is by far the worst, and it exists purely to pander to china
I believe Kiriko needs my cock inside her guts
I think jade weapons look good with the right skin
>>578794579>just hit the impossible to hit animal that even the top 500 guys ban because it's impossible to kill bro
>>578795575What you like is mobility creep and less apm for the same results and I understand perfectly. I stopped playing bap most games in favor of Juno.
>>578771473>i don't see how they/them recoverwe simply live with the pain
When will we get a cutesy and feminine female hero again? I'm tired of these masculine girlbosses and dommy mommy slop.
>>578794587>>578794491Mauga is unbeatable but I can handle orisa/ram/bastion by kind of soft engaging then diving when they fuck up their positioning. You're so much more mobile a single mistake is GG for the enemy they have to play perfectly which probably wont happen until much much higher mmrShe feels incredibly broken the strongest tank I've ever played
>>578794867gold is the only good one, what are they waiting to make a diamond one?
>>578795437this would be a fucking nobrainerI love Judy so much
There are actual people in this general that would genuinely receive a hot slimy sticky slippery stinky belly to belly thigh job from Venture
>>578794645
That post is disgusting and I feel violated just by having read it.
>>578771817why does she looks so chinese here
What are some heroes that are hated regardless how strong they are?
>>578796375
Domina is kind of boring to play ngl but she's hot so it doesn't matter.
>>578796658genjihate him when he's on your team for being worthlesshate him on the enemy for when he's annoying to deal withhe's exactly like spider-burden in marvel rivals
>random samito stream gets recommended to me when I'm supposed to be doing work>check it out>it's just samito feeding, then screaming about 5v5 when he loses (while playing 6v6 of course)if this is our 6v6 representation, then no wonder blizzard has kept 5v5. I'd do it too, just out of spite. if anything, it's massively beneficial to us 6v6ers to keep the 5v5 retards quarantined somewhere else. perfectly happy with it being a sort of side mode while competitive retards stay in the slop queue.anyways I got bored at work so I sketched some venture assets. she's pretty fun and I'd play her more but the gun is weird and she feels a lot slower than my main sombra. bonus points for being another qt latina though
>>578796907good boy
>>578796907She could use a soft rework in one area. Shes not bad but
>finally get hazard's polar bear skin and his street ware skin in my shop>right before the day I get paid so I couldn't buy the polar bear one>it hasn't been in the shop since but the streetware has been there everydayI have to buy the streetware skin, don't I?
>>578796967does anyone even watch samito anymore?the vast majority of large streamers play 6v6, why in the world would samito be the "6v6 representation"?
You know this game is dead when all the fags left to Deadlock.
>>578796932spoiler is so much more annoying to play against with his cancerous cc
>>578796181I love Judy and Sombra but it makes too much sense and a monkey paw situation won’t make it happen
>>578797541I don't think I have ever seen a single genuine faggot posting here in the history of /owg/ except on pride as meme besides Hog and 76 posters from almost 10 years ago.
>>578797620The other issue with him is even if he fucks up and blows all his CDs his downtime is so low he’ll be back on you in a few seconds so hes also like playing against ball or sombra (if she was good)
>>578797839there's one like 8 posts above yours, retard
>>578797839see>>578797541>>578797945
Judy will go to Kiriko instead.
>>578797653If they gave Sombra Ed there's no reason they wouldn't do Judy.
>>578797896>>578797620My issue with spider is that his roll-out is so fast even if you KILL him he's back in the fight in under 5 seconds. He's just always there being annoying and you have to never fuck up or you instantly die. Cringe
>>578796375yeah, that's me
What will it take for this game to go into financial ruin?
>>578798458This is all hearsay, as we have no reason to just corporations.Apparently Blizzard is xbox/M$ gaming's cash cow. So probably a lot. They're supposedly the only studio turning a real profit for the publisher.
>>578798458Disabling kiriko mercy and mechanekohitler
there's gotta be some sort of correlation between a really yappy venture and them hard carrying my matches
Why, without fail, does their team understand the basic aspect of grouping up and counter swapping, whilst my team will be 4 retards running off into random directions because everyone wants to be a one-trick flanker
>trying to play doom and ball>tilting because the enemy is running CC slop comp>remember maugas unbannedim getting my dopamine one way or another bro. if i gotta be miserable im making you miserable
>>578799097Hot.
Characters that only incels play?
Shion feet
>>578798458Trying to turn Trooncer into the game's main mascot again
>>578795908I still try to keep up on my Baptiste, he's my quaternary main and my least experienced character I would consider a "main" as someone who queues only for support 80+% of the time. On the rare times I do DPS, I play Mei (she's just sexy to me, everyone has that one character they play for that reason), Shion, and I've been trying Bastion lately because a friend plays him a lot
Why are Frejafags either super autistic or very bad at the hero with no in between. I keep getting awful ones on my team after her bans are starting to go down in my games.
>>578799231cree mccole
>>578799348what's wrong with her
>>578797896>his downtime is so low he’ll be back on you in a few secondsthis is the most annoying gameplay loop to play against and the worst thing is the majority of people who play them aren't even able to fucking kill you when they're nonstop engaging you. I would actually prefer if they just fucking killed me.
>>578799508The autistic ones are probably all Finns
>>578799348We know it's you Jose.
>>578798059>his roll-out is so fastat least blizz are smart enough not to let ball respawn with grapple so he can't instantly launch out of spawn with it
>>578799267thats like saying sojourn feet
Sombra flex is pretty fun.
Licking Junker Queen's abs after she doused them with motor oil.
You just know
>>578800087Ok if your girlfriend lost her legs and got human-like cyborg replacements, would you not still be into her feet?
>>578798000Trips confirm >>578798040I suppose your right for our sake
>>578800521Ok yeah that's some weird shit. They could've called it "Lager" (or root beer if they wanted to stay clean) or something and played it off as the head but that's the most revolting cup of cocoa I've ever seen
>>578800521The tank cum chalice is a classic.
>>578800937I hate how safe this game could get. Adults are the vast majority of this franchise now and Fortnite has done raunchier shit than this game has ever done despite having more kids than a Cocomelon show up.
>>578800937Reinhardt literally has a voiceline where he shouts "BEER!" what the fuck are you talking about? It's hot chocolate because it's a christmas item you actual retard. There's also a player icon of a bottle of hard liquor and a couple glasses.
>>578801410Yeah it's true. It's already rated T and has blood (even if it looks like ketchup), let em have some fun with the rating as opposed to being one of those T rated games that's rated like that because one character says "damn" in one monologue or something
>>578798040Why is Sombra larping as a loli?
>>578801741it's cosplay
>>578789337>trashrunnerskinsGreat job blizzard, f/a/gs incoming
dudes really be scared of hot coco now
>>578802079racemix
Any news on the webcomic so far? I don't care for Juno/Wutang shit.
whyd the enemy team quit?
>best couple gets less fics than Wushart/MIDuki slop
>>578802168Proud of you for getting use out of that jak. keep going lil guy.
How do i stop playing Cassidy
>>578802838transbian moment
>>578802838Domina is for me. Vendetta is for the dogs.
>>578802838Vendetta is for me
>>578802838sisters always work hard
>>578800087>self-lubricating vibrating heated fj with mild electroshock stimulation from brown milf's custom cyborg feetas
im 100% certain that the game is not placing me on "skill" but rather my ability to carry retards. yesterday im climbing like crazy, today theres literally a useless fucking junkrat on every single game that ive lost in emerald. like straight up just not doing anything. he isnt attacking with us, he isnt defending with us, he isnt shooting anyone we're shooting, hes just fucking filler just like they are in real life with their worthless excuses for lives
>>578766306Looks good.
>>578804726>falling for gambling psychology abusing matchmakingthe mark of a true goy
Retarded Kiriko user got filtered and left after I typed "no ult" on chat.
I find Domina to be extremely unsexy.
With Dolly Parton's passing, there should be some kind of in-game acknowledgement
>>578805635You should suck a turd out of my ass.
>>578805485gaaaaaay
Every game you lost is because the supports didn't heal the dps enough
>>578802985>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/>>>/latam/
>>578805485She emits a foul and unpleasant odor
>>578799608She has the appearance and behavior of a teenage boy, which is one of the reasons I like her but may put others off
I only like nice girls like D.Va and Sombra
>>578805981Ok, if i get to say she's unsexy then i'm gaaaaaay.
Why don't you post about something you DO like.
>>578806049I'm only interested in how they'd react to being raped
>>578806416Mkay. I like Anran.
>>578805485saar you are gay saar she is very sexy bhabi good bobs and vagene bloody benchod
>>578806416I love D.Va
>>578806416Throwing Venture into the woodchipper Fargo style.
>absolutely demolish enemy team>uphill battle bonus>intense sweat match thats neck and neck>expected win negativeumm....
i think dmon is too strong
I think dmon makes me weak
>>578806943Her tuck game is.
>>5787675262nd mech is straight up fucking her kek
i want to fucking kill myself man i dont know why i let this stupid fucking game play me over and over,
only game that builds you up one day and then immediately makes you feel fucking worthless as a human and that nothing you do ever matters.
>>578808049Last week I won a suspicious amount of games over 2 days and realised it was too good to be true so I stopped playing before the game eventually put me into a bunch of games that would most certainly be unwinnable
I don't fighting against Rein as D.mon.
>>578740091kek did they hear or react
>>578740528how would you know do you watch them
...
>>578810341on diddy I fully believed this was lifeweaver until someone said it wasn't. genuinely, first impression, gun to my head, I'd say it's lifeweaver.
>>578740091I like this pic. She looks like a rape victim
>>578810341This is what happens when you let the AI posses you during sex and watching it fuck your Scandinavian wife.
.
Why are Ram players are either obese hamplanets or femboy sissies with no in between?
>>578810818disgoostan
>>578810879I dunno, he's pretty boring if you play other roles. Like most DPS players would gravitate to JQ or Orisa for a braindead tank experience because they at least have a CD that's fun to land.
DVA eating Korean hotdogs out of DMON's ass while Overlord watches
perfect weather for a hot dog
>>578811154If you think Ram is boring then you're an overstimulated zoomoid
>>578811494Post your most played
>>578811494Shouldn't you be more worried about your clogged arteries than what kids think?
DMON captured and raped by the Junkers. All orchestrated by DVA.
>>578811180>>578811806don't you have to be at temple soon?
>>578811576>>578811687Summer break is almost over Tick tock
It's official...
>>578812159Why are you so offended at the idea that ram is braindead? It's just a matter of fact the same way mauga is braindead.
>>578812245kek domina is going to rape this little fag and guiltrip him.
>>578812245these webtoons have been god awful. ive never seen a single person say anything good about them.
>>578812245kek anran is going to rape this little fag and guiltrip him.
>playing mauga vs rein>stomp him and shred his shield non stop>dps never shoot him when he's vulnerable>instead my hanzo and ashe just keep chasing a genji all around the map while never killing him???
>>578812408You can get some cute panels.
>>578812529mind your own business
>>578812245Why are these webcomics even official? Losing Athena in only one panel is one thing but focusing too much on Wutard having his dick wet for Marsussy belongs on a Archive of our Own fic or Deviant Art than it does in a professional illustration of lore. What a fucking turd of a mess.
>>578812408literally the ONLY reason ANYONE cares about them is shipfaggotry, I forgot they existed until now
>>578812579why is mei there? why is juno wearing the same smelly spacesuit from the mars base?
>>578812579Zarya is a nothing burger character with Reddit chungus dialogue. Holy shit lmao.
The webcomic started to get interesting when Pharah and Sierra were facing Chernobog who then suddenly disappeared to avoid being seen in that putrid humiliation ritual dogshit anymore.
>>578812593you just know the niece of some executive who's in charge of writing these is so proud
>>578812593>Why are these webcomics even official?because they're written by a foid, and foids are always given the power to just do whatever the fuck they want in these companies, it's what (((they))) want
>>578812709Why wouldn't Mei be there?
>>578812245>he wants to fuck an ayylmao
>Wutard having his dick wet for Marsussy>foids>(((they)))And I'm supposed to think blizzard are the embarrassing faggots, right.
>>578813049she has 0 combat skills or training and she's fat. it makes no sense she's part of the squad at all let alone walking around in the same coat she wore so she could walk through a blizzard in antartica
>>578813176>t. they/them foid
This Wuyang and Juno shit is so tiresome. When are we getting the Widow, Reaper, and Sombra(I know she's helping Illari rn) redemption arcs?
Wuyang fucking Reinhardt while Juno watches
>>578813315At best Sombra will be vindicated cause she isnt inherently evil, just shady and secretive. Reaper and Widow should get their comeuppance rather than an outright redemption
Aaron is going to crush the webtoon writer's head like a grape when Juno's skin sales drop because she got a boyfriend.
>>578813570aaron is a moid, he can't do shit, if he speaks out he'll just get (((accused of rape))) and fired
I was ok with the Wuyang/Juno stuff as long as it was put in the back burner but Jesus Christ does it have to be front and focus without substance nor reason to be?
Never hire an Asian woman to be the lead writer
>>578813720>Never hire a womanftfy
>>578812261If you think Ram and Mauga are in any way comparable you actually have a fucking fish where your brain should be
Why are they making Juno's character arc about that limp wristed dicklet chink. Her FAMILY IS DYING IN MARS
>>578813906Lets see those most played
okay but what if Juno rejects Wuyang and then gets fucked by his sister in front o him
>>578813908women are literally incapable of writing good stories. the only thing they can think about is which characters fuck each other, that's literally it.
A random fanfic writer can do a better job at world building and story craft than a hired Blizzard writer can.
Wuyang x Hazard
>>578813908Because they hired a bunch of people who don't care about the game. Same reason one of the people in charge of character design doesn't like shooters and thinks mauga is the best designed character in the game except the part where he has guns because aiming is toxic or whatever.
>>578813315>>578813536The Talon breakaways should form their own terrorist groupKeep the gay redemption arc shit to Marvel
>>578813947I see I was rightYou already made this post >>578811576
Oh moons...
>>578814239>i was right because ummm i ummmmm durrhhhhhhhhhGrow up kid
There's like 27 different wars going on in universe and the webtoon is just showing people in their default OW outfit saying the worst dialogue possible.
The main animations aren't that bad at least since they were written by a man. These outsourced webcomics (not the ones with VA voice overs) could die in a garbage fire and become de-canonized for all I care.
I have a hard time believing Wuyang is straight. He was definitely molested by male teachers.
>>578814487>the antishippers are gay pedophiles
>get a 3 stack on my team of cree soldier mercy>mercy pockets the soldier the entire game>ends the match 3 - 12>ask what I can do to help him and that I am being sincere>tells me to fuck off and goes afk in spawnconstants
>>578814487at lot of women's fantasy is having a pet gay they can also rape
>>578814573He's 21.
>>578814468I love Ashe
>Juno's reputation will never recover if they give her an asian boyfriend>Wuyang's reputation will never recover if they make him a rejected cuck
The BBC posters are very mad....
>>578814869Nobody really cares about Wuyang other than he's a twunk
When did this official shipping fever happened and why?
>>578814869juno would never consider a non asian man
>>578814921this will only fuel them since they love to pick on the women with relationships
Why do I have to face the same 5 stack twice in a row with cat pharah and neither of the dps on my team want to fucking do something about it.
playing dmon on well brb
Wuyang will only go for more dominant girls knowing that he had the hots for his angry butch lesbian sister.
>>578814921the only good thing that will come from this will be the NTR art of juno getting fucked while wangwong watches
>>578815331Holy shit what the fuck I just got them a 3rd time in a row and my same team mates. How the fuck is this fair?
>>578815331>cat pharah and neither of the dps on my team want to fucking do something about itwhat makes you think they CAN do something about it?if the literal best players in the world still have to play cat mirror matches, why do you think the average player can counter cat without an aimbot?
Trannies have to cope by saying that Wuyang being attracted to Juno is literal pedophilia now
>>578815951Wuyang being attracted to Juno is queer erasure, because Wuyang is gay. We need to cancel the writer of the comic NOW for this blatant display of homophobia.
>>578815951Trannies lost on all shipping wars trying to say that for every ship that they see their favorite chungus shipped with.
I'm gay and I like playing Wuyang and Juno. I'm glad they're getting together.
>>578815365a support went afk for most of the match
>>578815914They can at least kill the pharah and we can go survive against the rest of the team.
why does ana headshot perk still exist
>>578816229pharah is also borderline impossible to kill if she knows how to abuse map geometry
Wuyang/Juno is the least offensive ship since it's monoracial. The others are interracial garbage that should be punished with death.
>>578816385i dont give a fuck about ships. it's the last thing they should be writing about when it takes them 10 fucking years to resolve a storyline of "what junkrat found that was super duper cool"
>>578816385actually the only good ship is ____me___ x my waifu. asians are honorary whites so it's not actually interracial.
>>578814328No anon you were supposed to make the same post a third time It would've been this funny thing, everyone would've laughed, but now you've fucked it up
Cat is so unfun and boring to face. Retard just hangs into the skybox until you shoot its lights out.
>>578816736whatd be funny is if you posted your gameplay
>>578816324I just want this to fucking end man. This shit isn't fucking fair.
>>578817142>mercy wifeleaver vs cat anaI really hope you didn't blame the dps here.
>>578816126They're hypocritical too
Besides some "because muh waifu" answer, why is Ana allowed to be meta every single season and never have any downtime from being top tier? Almost every character has had a seasnon or two where they're shit. Ana is literally always A-tier
>>578817460She's a dev favorite and people just accept lies like "she's so weak against dive bro she just dies instantly to dive nobody even plays her in gm because of dive bro" and pretending like she takes skill because she uhhh.... has to aim except her shit is easier to hit than a hanzo arrow. Plus at this point she's been around so long people just can't admit she's always been a toxic design despite literally shaping the meta the instant she came out and needing multiple nerfs and still was pretty much always meta.
>>578817460It should be pretty clear by now that Ana is the biggest dev's pet in the game.There's also the fact that Ana mains are subhuman scum who constantly gaslight others into believing that nade is a completely balanced ability, while also suzu is busted and needs to be removed from the game because it counters nade.
Nade should counter Nade
>>578817460ana saved the support queue crisis
>Kiritranny projectingPot calling the kettle black
>>578817745I've had multiple ana mains straight up say it's not true that suzu has a longer cooldown than nade despite the fact that it does less. Ana mains are by far with no close second the most prone to straight up intentionally lying to try and make excuses for their character. >>578817860Nade shouldn't damage or heal >>578817914There was no role queue when Ana was introduced and before Ana supports weren't retarded DPS+ that they are now.
>>578817973Who are you quoting?
>>578817460she has high pickrate at all skill levels, and she's old and ugly so she gets DEI bonus. Basically the perfect character for them to constantly push forward.
>>578817318I'm not. I'm just angry at the game. However too many times did I see my dps running off in narnia by themselves (while playing something like cree) and getting instantly obliterated.
>>578818079>she's old and ugly so she gets DEI bonusThey keep pushing her young design though?
>>578818120>too many times did I see my dps running off in narnia by themselves (while playing something like cree) and getting instantly obliterated.when playing against heroes like cat that can abuse cover extremely well, you often HAVE to run off to narnia and risk getting raped, because otherwise you'll simply never have a good angle on them long enough to kill them. this is one of the biggest reasons why flying heroes are fucking stupid.not saying that's always what happens, obviously sometimes people just have bad positioning, but keep that in mind whenever you're not playing dps and are expecting your dps to deal with something specific that is hard for them to deal with
>>578818025Probably the voices in his head
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