>>578670062>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com
>not sucky
love cat
>>578748874>booru filenamenewshit moment
>>578748972Suck my cock faggot
no
>>578749381Good post
Just learned that sneedhon and gorillahon are slurs for troons that can't pass.Does that mean that hon-posting is a slur for a hand that can't pass?
No I'm not going to reply to that
>unprompted trannyshit out of nowhereYou people really are chasers, huh?
How does /mjg/ do it? Even with all its flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other generals.
I just saw a friendslop screenshot on another site and it was making jokes about gorillahon and sneedhon and honitsu posting came to mind and I had to schizo, gomen.
>>578750463Sorry, I meant honors*
>>578749992
Burgers woke up
>>578750669Menhon
>>578750669ohononono
>>578750669it's pronounced like "han" so that makes it even more mahjong related
>>578750758Oh really? What gave you that impression?
>>578750784>it's pronounced like "han"isnt it "hun"? as in short for honey
>"HON-">doesn't passWas anon aware of it or did it just came to us naturally? Are we naturally inclined to transphobia?
>honor waits are transphobic because they kill trannies
>>578750181You look great hon
>>578750932it's like carcinization, every community naturally evolves into transphobia
>>578750882And hun is pronounced the same as han.
>>578751227no
>>578750463Hope you're happy retardTalking about troons is like chum for these people, they can't help themselves
>>578751153hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>578751278silence native english speaker, an ESL is talking
>>578751278proof?
Trans Rights Tourney
Fucking go to Thailand, rent a ladyboy already and get it out of your system alreadyChrist
>>578749992pedophile emote
Always pick an honor shanpon or tanki to kill a troon.
plappbutsu
>>578751586troons are pedos yes
>>578751586yes?
It's Tonelico Tuesday!
>>578751758>Troonelico Troonsday
>>578751486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQf8GDEmjCchttps://youtu.be/zIpQZsrcxfI?t=5
I wish I could blame these posts solely on burgers, it saddens me deeply that fellow europeans do this
>>578751916Don't worry, I'm fully a burgerkek NEET.
>>578751862>koreanI accept your concession
>>578751758thank you for the reminder
>>578752186You clearly didn't play the video if it's the only thing you have to say
while we're on the topic of pronunciation, isn't it funny that "honors" is pronounced "awnerz" but when it's shortened to "HO-" it turns into "HOh-" instead of "AW-"
Bravo, bravissimo. Not even 10 posts and the thread is derailed.
pernida parnkgjas
>>578752492Not in the slightest
>>578752398Come back to me when you have the IPATa-ta!
>>578752398two can play that game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF0m67kvtaI
>>578752791There was no toucan in that video
We must protect da hun
>>578752791Hon hon
>>578752941huns are dead
>>578752791>é‚>雀é‚it all comes back to mahjongxiaoyuan-10.png
>>578753116Mike did everything wrong
>>578753116Janshi named Finger
>>578753116I had an hedgehog in my garden a few days ago. He was scratching his belly, so cute. I named it Agate.
>>578752994Check Finland.
>>578752994There's a whole country named after them still around
Tsumogiri? No botcope for this one
>>578753523I remember in my youth while walking home shitface drunk I came across a hedgehog, I tried to give it a pet and it would jerk into my hand so it could stab me betterI just wanted a prickly friend...
>>578753772Tsumogiri.They call me the foresight celestial.
>>578753772fold
>>578753772aru-3.png
>>578753729Hungary?
>>578754026No thanks I just ate
>>578754026Gary who?
>>578751862>sloppa
>>578753937nakabukure+yonrenkei would make me break instead of taking the bad wait riichi+1 even as dealer
>listening to gossiping hags next door while looking at my cats>one of their daughters moved to japan, married a salaryman and teaches english and italian to japanese students while living on a pretty island and working remoteIt should have been me!
>>5787539375m
>>578754154No, Gary Hun.
>>578753937nah just riichi, not enough value improvements
>>578754274Yes, but does she play Mahjong with his friends? Nope
>>578754443My friends play League so I can't either...
>>578754426Gary Hon
>>578751758Shit chapter
>>578754819wrong
Ar Tonelico Tuesday!
>>578753937Riichi. You’re still only at the start of the round and nobody will chase. Literally free points, exhaustive game or not
Make a (good) tourney. This is no longer a request.
>>578754819Stopped reading that shit when the racism allegories started
Bravo
>>578755145sesses
>>578755040SAINT SEPTEMBER RANKED FESTIVAL
>>578755043Nobody asked
>>578755231No, it's Celestial Ceptember!
>>578755040it's peak vacation season, no TOs are available
>>578755231>>578755347It's fascinating to me that Master May was the only successful event like this. A lightning in a bottle that forced expertkeks and FOCs to tackle ranked for one month then it never happened again.
>>578755286I don't care that you didn't ask.
https://youtu.be/H0cbOf8PCE8cynthia-6r.png
>>578755229
>>578755473You could say it was a master class
>>578755620But I do
>>578755680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd69lbF2NhYcynthia-6r.png
>>578754238>>578754287>>578754429>>578755009All of 3467m679s as pinfu upgrades, I couldn't resist. I drew 7s two tiles later
>>578755791You do what? Ask or care?
It's my flow music and it makes me long for better days.
>>578756438I do.
>>578756536I'm sorry... We can't get married.
>>578756640I...do?
I eat, Jon. it's what I do
Stopdon't touch me therethat's myno-no square
Majsoul Friends Room 43371(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43371Room music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKB6iTANgk
>>578754963
>>578756980Yours is a square? Better go see a doctor
>>5787571743/4
>gayass roomShan't join.
>>5787571744/4
Why can't Chinese women be real?
>>5787571745/4cynthia-7.png
>>578757640telly itcynthia-7.png
>>578757597For me it's japanese lolis groomed into being chinese kung fu fighters.
>>578758972This doesn't happen.
>>578759129Happened to a girl I knew
I was groomed
>>578759564
>>578759564Team 9.........
how can I be more like Kirito?
>>578760114get cucked
>>578760114get sucked
It's over. Phase 19 is impossible.
it's not just a phase I HATE YOU MOM
>>578761034Y-you don't mean that...cynthia-6k.png
>>578761034
Swordslut.......
https://youtu.be/1jJsYbVBnaEfujitakana-11m.png
>>578761957yuzu in uni
>>578761981It is what it is. I'll come back stronger
>>578761957uuuuuu
there's no more mahjong left in this world
>>578762194
post mahjong if you want mahjongyou control your own destiny
>>578762429and yet you didn't post mahjong
>>578762576By logical deduction, we can conclude that he did not want Mahjong.
>>578761957why is gothic such a sex style
>>578743764I also randomly have this clip play in my head out of nowhere once every two weeks.
i like that new popteam epichttps://x.com/chinchilla_land/status/2092222548331344338
>>578763316mahjongas
>>578763157It signals that she's susceptible to emotional coercion
For me, it's gothic lolita
>>578763157That's emo.
>>578763245It might be unironically the single funniest thing to come out of /mjg/
>>578763727link? please
>>578763673
>>578764401https://www.twitch.tv/dubrissaud/clip/CrazyReliableNostrilKappa-ABaI5U7fGZ66A6hM
>>578757174GGs!
>>578757174wj
>>578757174ggs
>wj
>>578764441Not that one
>>578765259
>>578764589my sides
Now announcing, the Kissing Practice Tourney. Show up this weekend between 3rd Street and Rivington. Wear something cute.
>>578764589Yosh, yosh, Einon...cynthia-6k.png
>>578765456I'll bring my favorite tire iron
>>578765526Stop larping that you own a car.
>>578766156Wow!
>>578766156Slop, but beautiful.
>>578766156grim
https://poal.me/iwz3u8
>>578766156
>>578766156Not big enough
>>578766350it should be me
>>578766156>>578766350Leia looks too young. Can you hagify her?
>>578766156>>578766350Yuzu looks too big and old. Can you lolify her?
Leia, but she's 50 years old.
Leia, but 18 forever
gamescom Opening Night Live 2026cynthia-7.png
>>578767207Wake me up when something good comes (which is never)
>>578767469Bloodborne 2?!
How do I tell the cutie seminewfag to get on IRC so we can turn friendship into maybe more
>>578767991make a tourney that caters to his interest that requires a quick IRC message at some point (for conformation or something else)
>>578767207>mihoyo gacha opening>hag commentatorit's already over
No tourneys …
>>578767991Spam flirty emotes on his profile. Surely he'll get the hint.
>he is actually doing itanon, stop. I am gonna delete the emotes and we both act like this is all just a LARP, I am not gonna make an IRC account ever.
>he is actually doing itanon, don't stop. I am never gonna delete the emotes and we both act like this is all real, I am gonna make an IRC account right now.
>no new emotes on profile
Dolly Parton died someone please make a lobby
Turn off friends only you coward
Disabled messages, just to be safe.
>he filled all 10 pagesit's going to take months to fill those back up with normal emotes
>>578771868First I fill your profile.Then you.
I don't know some things EVERYONE knows about.
My first game in Throne Room without tips
>>578774183Oh no no
>>578774183this and that bunnygirl,temu monogatari webm always physically hurt me
>>578774658I instantly knew which one you mean
>>578774183kuroi kenshi... nyo...
>>578774183>>578774891Who watches this dogshit? I'm told I'm missing out by avoiding popular slop, yet it's always like this.
>>578775363my coworkers
>>578775363>Who watches this dogshit?teens and preteens, stop getting gaslit that anyone with a developed frontal lobe enjoys this, because they are either underage or are taking the easy replybait.shiroko-7.png
>>578775363>Who watches this dogshit?I ask the same question about Marvel movies.
>>578775578I mean I was a teen myself back when that shit aired, but I still held the same opinion.
>>578775646>Marvel movies.I asked my normalfag friend this and he just said it is about going to the movies not watching the marvel movie itself, some people just like sitting in a theater with friends
>>578775363I did but only the first 2 episodes before stopping
Majsoul Friends Room 35304(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35304toki wa tenbou nyari nya
>>578775780Not me, I thought Dr.House and Bakemonogatari were the peak of television media.
>>578772632I only know what I know.
>>5787760303/4
>>578776030>nyariWhat did you mean by that?
If you think about it, showa era mahjong was like early 2000's poker, absolutely soulful and peak
brb hydration break
>>578777415code?
I've known things that are now forgotten.
>>578777746Vanilla bros..
Piss drinking is gross
>>578777746I miss anime club..
>>578778463I agree, but I kind of found it acceptable after playing Starless.
>My rival is derankingGood
Majsoul Fwends Room 46414(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46414
>>578777415He drinks water
>>578779597That ain't water bwo
>>578777415Thirsty boy
>>578777415would be better if the girl was drinking it
>>5787795233/4!
>The match in this room has started
>>578776030ggnya, jane absolutely ravaged
>>578776030GGs!
>>578775363
>>578776030watakan
>>578776030bgs
You're an adult. Learn how to score your own hand.
>>578775363>mfw I see dogshit anime
>>578782831
>>578779523gg
>>578779523gg no re
>>578779523GG
>Hate writing by hand>Switch from cheap pencils to nice-ish pens>Start enjoying it
>Listening to youtube>Playing on my DS>Doing my daily ranked gameI'm so bored there's nothing to do
I hate jacking by hand too
>>578785297dont you got some warframe to play
>>578785297Go outside
>>578785526its 12pm
>>578785297what game
>>578785340>>578785526No>>578785632Pokemon White
>>578785526not him but I tried going outside and traffic is fucking bad right now cause its back to school week and on top of that the city decided that it was also the best fucking time to tear up redo the roads. Also dont even get me started with the $8 beers not including tip at the local dive bars
>played 3 hanchans>1st,1st,2nd>somehow still no energy to queue againwhysuzumiyaanju-12.png
>>578785816>$8 beersIt will be worse now that 200k tourist visas got revoked/rejected and local bars need to balance out the sudden loss from lack of tourism with higher pricesHang in there bro
>>578786165Like I could drink at home but drinking is supposed to be my excuse for going out and the only "mahjong" locals I have charge table fees and now only play american ruleset exclusively
>>578779675what is it
>>578786734Use your imagination
>>578786872that died when i was molested as a child
stop larping as an abused child
THE NASTIEST Indian Street Food Compilation 2025
>>578787703What else is there to erp about?
L will TO the next tourney and all will be right once again
TotalNyagger Death
just confess to him on IRC already
>>578789764sex
WHERES SAKI COLLAB PART 3?WHEN IS SAKI COLLAB PART 3?ITS BEEN 4 YEARS WHERE IS IT???
Would a gyaru really know about Robinson Crusoe?
>>578790480It would be the flattest collab of all time
having the vip room made it easy
>>578790480code geass will get a rerun first and then another fate collab
>>578790480october like all collabs
>>578790635Gyarus love Americans
>nitter got C&D'd
>>578791589It's nigger
>>578788826Doesn't robot's ability prevent them from stealing?>>578791589I still managed to check a group I was expecting to release a chapter on xcancel, and there it was just 1 hour ago. I suspect next chapter I'll just have to wait get posted on some aggregator.
3/4memesura tourney
>>5787938791/4Q
>>578794001I'm in
I HATE THIS RETARDED NIGGER GAME
>>578793879>online: 8
>>578793879>pre-filled discord memesura roomgrim
why does my cat always want to get into my room when I jerk off? Do they not understand privacy?
>>578794541cats are naturally attracted to faggots in heat, you should get checked for gay
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT ABLE TO GET PAST THE CATS AND DOGS STAGE? IVE SEGREGATED THE CATS TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT STEAL MY TIPS AND NOTHING IS FUCKING WORKING I KEEP COMING UP SHORT
>>578794846i just did that and just put as many as i could in silver room with the fee leveled up i think once
>>578794968Yeah I guess I need the fee leveled up now cause I was 1k short of sales goal
>>578794541You're rubbing another cat aren't you
>>578790801Do you pinky promise it will be Saki collab part 3 though?
>>578790480>ITS BEEN 4 YEARS
How do I clear phase 19? Viral and Manga Artist seem a pain.
GG
you wait another day
Ritz won't do it. We won't even get Date due to her association with Konmai or w/e reason that prevents any of the fight club jyanshi (jpml exclusivity?) from showing up at things like MJS events.
gg
bg
>>578793879GG
>>578760114no coom for two months
>>578796776Cooming is the essence of mjg though.
>>578793879g...
>>578797745
>>578797745We'll get 'em next time
>>578797923At least we had tanoshii, right?
i didnt
>>578798072Of course
>get cucked by Fuji the entire week>worst haipais I've seen in my life>play one Tenhou game>perfectly normal haipais
Stream doko
>>578799756That's what you deserve for not rolling the horse
Should I eat an entire box of After Eights before bed?
>>578800126Is it after eight?
>>578800257It is somewhere
>mint chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1mFVp9IM9c
>>578800562You'll enjoy it when you grow up.Same with 90% dark chocolate and black coffee.
blud likes toothpaste lmfao
>>578801035I'm 30. I already drink my coffee black and don't eat chocolate if it has less than 70%. You're probably some deranged lunatic who enjoys pineapple on pizza.
Ruby-chan?Nani ga suki?
>>578801035t. got psyoped like a retard
I would always get an andes mint when my mom went to the bank or something when I was a kid those were good
Is black licorice also something you grow to like?It reminds me of star anise which I use when cooking but I'd never directly bite into it
>>578801393Only if you're Finnish.
nogger black
>nitter is down>xcancel is downI never realized how much time I wasted just checking xitter between other things, it's not even that I'm mad about not being to access it, I just realized my life can go on without it and it's exactly the same, but I have more time.
>>578801393I think so Dads seem to love it
>>578801134I like toothpaste
>>578801393yeah, I hated it when I was a kid but now it's great
I don't mine jager which tastes like it
>>578801035I've rarely even had sugar in my coffee since I started drinking it as a teen. I don't know why burgers make such a big deal out of drinking just coffee, that's normal.
>>578803313>burgersLike most things, dumping sugar into drinks is a North South divide.
Hunter x Hunter 418
>>578803523the temple of noten ahh boat arc sucks
>>578803313Bad coffee needs cream and sugar to compensate. Most people are drinking very low-quality coffee without realizing it.
How many sugars do you like in your Pepsi
Where I've Been and Where I'm Going (short update vid)
>>578803749I don't drink soda
>buzzed>good mood>hop on to play dailies>great haipai as the dealer>some fag calls 2nd discard riichi>okay no problem>i'll cut chun>deal into ippatsu haneman>buzz gone>immediately unironically wishing for genocide of everyone who ever existed with chinese or japanese ancestry and file a report on the player i dealt into with a profanity-laced, borderline criminally threatening text to that effect
>>578803979frog...
>>578803627but it's the second best arc after chimera ants?
check your mails
What did they mean by this?
Bunnies create POWERFUL feelings!
>>578804657i claimed this like a week ago
>>578805078this gif always makes me horny
>>578794541if you have time to pet your penis you have time to pet mr cuddles
why the fuck am I in furiten am I just stupid ??
>>578807339You're in furiten if any of the tiles in your wait are in your discards. This includes called tiles like the 2s and 7s to the right, and also the 9p in the first row there.Yes, 9p won't give you tanyao. It's still part of your wait so you're still furiten.
>>578807339You discarded the 9p, Novicelad>>578807395Don't be rude.
>>578807339
>>578807339Should have dama'd 8p
>>578807339>names
>>578807435if I had an other wait based on a other tile than pin would it still be furiten too (like if I had a wait on 9pin and 8bamboo lets say)?
>>578807339It's a mistake everyone does no matter the rank.
>>578808325yeah I forgot about the 9p discard that was really bad of me, I think I could still have tsumo technically if I don't mistake ?
>>578808538yes you can tsumo
>>578808325Sanmenchan furiten riichi is good.
>>578808538You could've also discarded 8p instead to change your wait to 7p/8s. Still keeps the tanyao and not put you in furiten. There's also the option of not calling riichi. You can still tsumo a win anyway so yeah just a matter of luck
Today's WWYD is a midwit trap.
>>578809027Just got it right (expert 1 here lol) make harder wwyds noob! noob! zako! zako!
ai loli of the week …
>>578809027even midwits know pon good
>>578809027But it took me 1 second to get it right and I'm an M1 midwit?
>>578809686no it's not, dumbass
>>578809027Midwit here, decision paralysis made me pick the wrong one
>>578809027But I like the ryankans...
>>578809729It is
>>578807339I remember when this happened to me shortly after coming to this thread. And then one guy out of the dozens calling me retarded said "yeah I think it's bugged" and I latched on to that. And then I refused to accept people's explanations and derailed the entire thread with a nonstop argument about how the game was clearly just bugged.
>>578809027this was a "did you look at the dora indicator?" check
>>578808976actually yeah why did I not do that am fucking stupid
>>578810416it's fine in this case because you're behind and you want to tsumo anyway+get pinfu with the 7p cut to maximize haneman tsumo oddsbut that comes later
>>578807971Yes.
Has NTRAI gone too far?
>>578811295why are there non mahjong characters in this image
>>578811506There's Sakura and redman
>>578811295not far enough sadly, western slopbros just generate inconsistent image sets meanwhile some japs are making short doujins already
thank you NTROthank you NTROthank you NTROthank you NTROthank you NTROthank you NTRO
Maxed out silver room fee, guess it's time to climb above phase 10
>>578785271wait till you learn about pens
>>578811295how is this ntr
Majsoul Friends Room 14060(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14060
>>578811995Sakura is for Shinji cock only
Worms collab when
>>5788120352/4!
>>578812035Kick him
IIDX collab when
>>578812512it'd be SDVX
>>578812035Still 2/4!
>>578812332>>578812512After the Aria collab
Yesterday I logged in with sound on and heard Aru's voice for the first time. She sounds like a hag. But I love her nonetheless so I don't mind
>>578812035Started!
>>578813258never
>Fold fold fold fold>Early riichi on edge ryanmen>Dealer instantly chases and I deal into oyamanPiece of shit nigger game
>>578813407
Chii or nah?
>>578813549Post it
>>578813919Chii to break ippatsu
>>578813919nyes
>>578813919End wait looks kind of shit with 2s being almost dead and value isn't really there either. Could chii into 88p but I'd probably skip to keep variance low
>>578813919yesno folding
>>578813919nah fold. Even if the pei doesn't deal in, it doesn't mean it will pass. Just fold.
>>578813919conors are plapbutsu
>james
>>578813919chi, honors are genbutsu
>>578813919Drop E late in E1 nyaaSomeone has called and someone has reeached but you'll be purrrrrfectly safe!
>>578813970Based...>>578814048>>578814058>>578814157>>578814298>>578814336>>578814409>>578814471The bots are completely spilt 50-50, Mortal very slightly preferring skip and MAKA very slightly preferring chii. I skipped mostly because I was worried about toimen (same reason why I didn't discard the ton when I drew it). If only kami riichi I think chii and HON- is fine. Folding is simply the low risk option even if pushing is okay in theory. You can argue for chii and 8p8p too.
>>578814834Dealing in with dora ton in E1 is bad for mental, good skip
so what
*rapes you*WWYD?
>the answer is that... there's no answerKINOOOOOOOOOO BRAVO
>>578814939Truth nuke. Starting off the hanchan like that just sucks and can make you feel retarded thus leading to more mistakes, even if it's theoretically okay. Bots can easily make a comeback if they get fucked early on but for humans it can be mentally taxing.>>578815281Decisions without a clear decisive answer are what mahjong is all about kristeve-12.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyyQNkfBE0
>>578815765
thanks for your input tuckfuckumous
In this general NTRO is a hero. End of story.
he has suffered enough
>>578816759Ron on that thang
Maj?oul Frie?ds Roo? ?????(4-P?ayer South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=?????Mystery room.
>>578817260>it's realwtf
>>578812035>host luckshitting all game
>>578812035gg!
>>578817260?/4
>>578812035ggGintoki was too strong
>>578812035It sure was a game
>>578817260Another person solved it, but decided to fuck off.
Get back in here i**********
Will they rerun another collab before the actual collab in october? I hope so what do you little girls in my screen think?
>>578818279It'll probably be something similar to the sanrio collab at best
>>578816759I summon Prevalent Wind White Dragon in attack position.
>>578809027>the ability to pon doraLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDelusional. I'm dropping the 4p no matter how hard you want to cope.
>>578819274t. filtered midwit
WHY DID THEY SKIP SAKI AND KAKEK RERUN TO, RERUN FUCKING AKAGAAAAAY FIRST, FUCK THIS SHIT MAN I JUST WANT SOME CUTE GIRLS WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GIVE US THAT GAY ASSHOLE SON OF A WHORE UGLY FUCKING ARTSTYLE UGLY BITCH TRIANGLE HEAD HORSEMUG PIECE OF SHIT TRASH GARBAGE BITCH?
Old men, nyaaaaaaaaa~
>>578819443Shut yo bitch ass up
>>578819443saki is gay too
>>578819443Dumbass
>>578819443why are yurikeks like this?
>The deranking M1 calls 3/4 of the windsOH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS PLEASE I BEG YOU
Is it possible to make a mahjong controller better than a touch screen?Pic related seems too prove to misinput.
>>578820082
>>578820093not reallyit's a rare case where touch input is both the fastest and most ergonomic
should I whale for Chi Lin? redheads are kinda mid but I if I somehow regret it in the future I'll ron my own life
>>578820391She has really good emotes, a sexo bond skin, and a fun personality. I don't know if I would actually whale on her though, not unless you're looking for a cool main.
>>578820391You'll regret rolling for her if you don't already like her
>>578820391Save your jade and money for the next collab.
>>578820391Give me money instead so I can whale, I like her
>>578820391Save your money for the impending Lucky Star collab.
>>578819879It's over...
>>5788211761 of 2 potentially thread ending collabsI mean, we would survive, maybe, but with a critical mass of cunnyposting.
>>578820261until you try jonging with greasy fingers
>>578821436We had Illya and we were just fine.
>>578817260>couldn't find this room
Pon no michi collab doko. It's a jong anime and it even features majsoul
I'd gladly trade my horse for the fox or Aru
>>578821436It's okay. There aren't enough LS uncs left alive to make a dent in the thread
>>578821838Fox was the last cardinal I really liked, got snek + phoenix and used them only a handful of times. Fox is peak.
>>578821838I'll give you my Aru alt once I'm done collecting orbs for bond. DM me in a couple of weeks
>>578821838Here's your fox
Majsoul Friends Room 25165(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25165
>>578822153started
>>578822470
baggies truly are the most valuable jyanshis on /mjg/
baggie rabu
>>578820391She'll never come back after this but also it's not worth if you don't like her that much
>>578819325And yet I'm top 1% mahjongers worldwide with minimal time investment.
M1-M2 looper?
I failed today's WWYD
>>578809027It was so easy. Only zako could get it wrong.
>>578823456>I am part of the .23%I'd be embarrassed if I were a M1
>>578823763quit larping
>>578823745>zakobox deleted my file
>>578820093That would probably look better if they made some numpad-like grids.
>>578823745>no audio
>>578822153back to 3/4
>bunnykeks
>>578822153started again
>>578817260I immediately assumed the question marks hide letters with special meanings. SNML. I thought to convert these into numbers, but would all be over 10. I thought about doing mod10, but decided against it. I thought maybe the shape of the hidden letter resembles the number, but the n in Friends debunked that. I thought the position of the question marks might be the numbers. The question mark in the first word is in the 4th position, the second is in the 5th, and so on. Then I realized that we need 5 numbers and not 4 numbers. I tried typing in the first 5 or last 5 numbers of the filename, but these were unsuccessful. I then thought that the placement of the question marks might indicate the number. The filename seemed strange to me, so I went to go see what the original filename was. However, my brain automatically filters out the sight of males in the emote folder, making this extremely challenging. After missing him several times, I found that the file was hokuraku-11. Could it be Japanese numerical linguistics? I looked up a substitution chart and found that hokuraku would be 4969. I guessed that the last number would be 1. Didn't work. I guessed 4 (e.g. 4-player south). No. I realized that ra can be either 6 or 0. Still no dice. I then looked up SNML on amae-koromo and found a player named SNMLL. I then realized that I would need the player ID, which I can't get. I gave up on that, then opened the image in GIMP to check for hidden numbers. Nothing. I then gave up and asked Grok. Grok didn't know either. I lose.
>missed mystery room
Could you rape your mahjong crush?With or without preperation?
>>578823456I'm top 15%!
Newcuties are property of Fujita Kana. Mikoes need not apply.
>>578824510fuck off rc shill
>>578825437/mjg/ doesn't even get newfags anymore, it's a cesspool
>le meta post!
Who are you quoting?
How long does it take for one to stop being a newfag?
>>578825992When you become a jaded ugly.
>>578825992when you kill everyone older than you
>South 2 and holding a good lead>Toimen tsumos a baiman and overtakes me because he got 4 uras on his ankan'd haku>1st place robbed because kamicha goes bust from feedingI hate mahjong
>>578822153ggs bros
>>578822153ggs
>>578822153GGNice images
>>578822153>had to take the ron on s4 because you had a feeling the ryanmen wait doublerii was deadgg
>Queueing up accepting that there is no way in hell I'm going to get as lucky as I did the last few times
>5 first places in a row for winning streakLiterally impossible.
Nigger looping (alt. "Niggerloopin"); adj/verbThe act of continously looping the same ranks in ranked. Sometimes referred to as "rage repeating" or "tilt queueing" as mental retardation caused the repeating of the same mistakes over and over.Often accompanied by the looper mentally breaking and starting to enjoy NTR.
uh oh schizomelty
>>578825992When you show up to League 1 or Fall League
>>578828291Nah it's easy. Trivial even
Post sluts
>>578828776Now do it in sanma. You can't because it's impossible
>>578828802why don't you ask you're mom
>>578828945sanma is way easier, I got the 5 1st place streak like 3-4 times
>>578828776i'm genuinely considering dropping in rank just to to get it through sealclubbing
>>578828945That's true because it would require me queueing for sanma.
>>578829091same, people who think it's hard in sanma never played sanma
>>578825992newfag is a state of mind
>>578829394t. newfag
Do I redeem?
>>578829562Q.E.D.
>>578829713Sir, do redeem
I came to 4chan in the early 2010's and everyone called me a newfag, so anyone who came after me is an even newer newfag.
>>578829713saar!
>>578829713That has the cutest combo emote with the tiny birb
>>578829713Give me money, gweilo.
>>578828291>Realized I have everything except the sanma one done.Ugggghhhh fine I guess I gotta spam some east games
>>578829774>implying you aren't a newfag anymore
>>578829916Where did I imply that you retarded nigger?
Stop fighting
Once a newfag always a newfag
>>578830153mahjong is inherently a competitive gamethe fighting will never cease
>>578829774By the power vested in me as a 2006fag I say you're no longer a newfag. Unless you came here because of politics in which case go fuck yourself.
hey oldcuties
you wouldn't call someone who has been playing mahjong for half a decade a newfag at mahjongso why do anons insist that everyone who started posting on 4chan after 2003 is a newfag?
>>578830278Thank you, my liege.
>>578830478I started when Nanoha aired, which makes me the oldests mfker here
I just remembered that I had a dream where I dealt into a yakuman-tier hand after dropping dora into something like a hidden dora kan (which I knew was dora because the tiles were shining). I think I had triple digit points so it sent me well into the negatives.
Sometimes I start crying out of frustration when I get fucked really hard and really long in mahjong
I had a dream about protecting little girls.
>salaryman with comfortable home>girlfriend half my age that is model tier and a massive weeb>get home and play mahjong while doing the above and drinking and smoking*sips beer* yup bros life couldn't be better and we're all gonna make it but i made it before you
>>578817260WHAT WAS THE ANSWER
>>578831176same but no gf and no job
>>578831407same but life is awful and hopeless
>>578831176How old exactly is "half your age"?
>>57883162620
I rather die than live with a woman
>>578831704Shishou, how did you meet a 20 year-old when you were 40?
stop larping
I'm going to bake dessert
I like no-bake cheesecake
I'm fat, lazy, and hate mondays
>>578832286it's wednesday
>>578832286But do you love lasagna?
Are the Dal Rossi mahjong sets any good?
>>578832308my dudes!
>>578832340No idea. Most people here probably get nip sets.
it's so hard to stream mahjong while keeping your audience entertained, how do people do it
>>578832734Be confidently bad and blame it on everything else but your skills when you lose.
>>578832734streamed it to meatarashiako-1.png
>>578832734act like your IQ is half of what it really is
>>578833110no needamaekoromo-0.png
>>578832734Practice your commentating skills.
>>578832734Constant self-talk
>>578832472If I get a Chinese set do some of them have like like red 5 tiles or can I use a random replacement as a red 5?
i love japan so fucking much
no you dont
>>578833561I love Japan in general
>>578833352Chink tiles are usually bigger and more "plasticy" and you don't get any red doras or point sticks or anything. Although you can buy point sticks separately so it's not too big a deal. Also chinks have more tiles so you need to remove flower tiles if you want to play riichi.If you can't get anything else it's still fine, but an actual riichi set is obviously the best if you can get one, but importing mahjong sets fucking sucks since they're heavy as shit so you're basically paying as much in shipping as you pay for the set.
>>578833753I'm in Aus so importing from Japan isn't too bad for me plus i'm sure there's some local sellers for it but right now i'm just finding mostly like a lot of chinese mahjong sets.
>>578832734be schizo
>>578832734just play the game instead
>>578832734smack your tower of cans and smash your glass on the ground in anger when you lose a bet with your main.
>>578833889Well, you have a lot of chinese immigrants so I imagine the vast majority of sets you find will be chinese ones, so it might not be trivial to find a random riichi set. There are aussie anons here that play IRL though so they could probably give you better info.
stream doko
>>578832734dress up as your fav jyanshi
>>578832734just say your thoughts aloud
>>578834292that would just get you instabanned
>>578833990kek
>>578834331saying nigger, hitler and retard is still fine, just dont say you want to fuck lolis
>>578834445it's over...
>>578834445Nigga Heil Hitler!
>>5788331100/2?
>>578834625
>>578833110Unfortunately, I'm twice as smart as I think I am.
>>5788297742014 isn't "the early 2010s"
>>578831919What makes you think he met her at 40?
Bravo flet
>>578834976kawaii ne
>>578832734just say your hand is going to be chiitoi or some kind of yakuman every haipai. Also loud = funny
>>578834976ROFLMAO
>>578834976Where's the textless version, I wanna jerk off to horse tummy
>>578834976it's been 20 years...
>>578833657Girugamesh!
>>578835162And gay men!
>>578835070this nigga down bad ong
>>578834976bros...
>>578835162AND GAYMEN
>>578834815t. joined in 2013
>>578835070You want to WHAT with a horse's WHAT!?
>>578835312Indeed
>>578834106Surprisingly lot of the clubs here are playing predominantly Western ruleset. There's some playing classical chinese, hong kong, singaporean and malaysian chinese rules and 1 club holding strictly american rules and theres like 4 riichi clubs.
>>578835487That means I'm here two years longer than you. Bow down.
you guys remember textboards? the real discussion was there, still mad jewm**t nuked them
>>578835387You heard me
>>578835728>implying anyone even used those
>>578835502>no pussers bonesIt's over, mate.
>>578835728I'm just mad we still don't have the 4chan winter ball anymore.
>>578835898hags...
>>578835939Anon, a 10 year old isn't a hag.
>>578836004
>>578835810/tech/ was cool
Hag love!
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Pusser%27s%20Bones%20Book%201.pdfdoko?
I'm getting worse at mahjong
>>578835502SINGAPORE MENTIONED?
>>578834976Funny this came after last night's gamescon when half the people in the comments were confused after Rayman's trailer because it was their first time hearing "Macarena".
>>578836659this image always makes me horny
>>578836747Hmm... Tell me about your mother.
>>57883128751111 or 57711
>>578836626>Bum nutI do be nutting on that bum
>gold room masterkekslmao
>>578835898Bird is so cute
>>578836979Shamefur dispray
>>578836626>Ricks, balls, sticksYeah, I'm using these terms from now on.
>>578836747
>>578836979also, why is the 5p safer here? 6p blocks the same, 4p and 8p are both once cut, but 7p is safe from shimo and cant be a shanpon wait, so shouldnt it be objectively safer?
>>5788372866p kan
>>578836626australians truly are the SEA of america
>>578837286nakasuji to toimen/genbutsu for shimo and you get extra fu
Stop lewding me.
>>5788372865p is still genbutsu from shimo and nakasuji from toimen no?
>>578837347you mean of britain
I wish the games I played had just a tenth of the stickers that mahjong soul had...
I'll show you who's top rick around here.
>>578837464How many are we even at now? 2k? It's kind of crazy.
>>578835907lol i'm not at sea mate plus most of these clubs are in libraries or community centres
sex with tiles on?
Aussies are just british SEAkeks
Singapore is the Japan of Asia.
I was just brutally raped by a cutie...
America is the America of America
>>578838731I wish little girls were real
Mahjong? Where is the mahjong??
wait, it'a just bridge for rheumatics?
>>578838927Why would you want to play mahjong?
>>578834976Unironically Bravo for once.
>>578834976MFG reference? Flet confirmed for bros
>>578839613actually it's a Nyaa2K reference
What happened to the racist Hannah larper? Did he get bored? Died? Found a new ritualpost? Fell in love with a hoodrat?
>>578839706the niche was already taken by the superior hana (and sheep)
>>578839706we ended racism, it's over
>>578839789How did we do it? Just hate everyone equally?
>>578839706I finally went outside and realised racism was only skin deep, we are all humans at the end of the day
i dont think you are the same anon
>>578840108what the fuck is ritz smoking
>>578840108>flow really is stored in the boobs
>>578840023Hahi! I wish I could feel this way too, but alas I'm only human! Good speed, niceanon!
>>578840108This is someone's fetish
mine
>>578840171
>>578840193who the fuck could possibly be into girls with football sized boobies?
>>578840424Well.
If you don't like big boobs you're gay
>>578840509how big must i like to not be gay?
>>578840572bigger than your head
>>578840572This big at minimum
>see woman with big boobs>stare>she can clearly see I'm staring and smiles
>>578841012>cuties
>>578841012
>>578841136heeeyyyyyy t. frank
>>578841012yjk
>>578841143
>>578832734Crow spent months practising commentary in her head before she started streaming.
>>578841354I've spent my entire lifetime doing that.
>>578841354>crow spent a month practicing "oh nonononono!">holy retard! Holy soul!>omeegoto nanoga
Nice DaisangenKamicha tsumo'd and took first place.
>>578841549why are reds like this?
>>578841012I simply feed my dog a complete spectator potion and make him whisper my opponent's waits.
>>578836851Based on what?
redactle is pretty fun
I know how to save the dignity of NTRO.I'm making a riichi city tourney
>>578842634we unironically need a 16 tile tourney at some point to see what's the deal with that modea splushing wave or whatever their memesure equivalent was would be fun too, since I remember it being better than MJS asura
>>578841843>solved it in 10 guesses>names
help aru-4.png
watchbros, i found the grail
>>5788429054s, 3s, 1z
>>578843173all 3 are chombo
>>578842905I only see 9m, I think you're brickedaru-7.png
>>578842905now this would be a kino event with scoreboard, write it down, intern
>>5788429056m, 9m
Guess I'm not jerking off or playing anything tonight, I'd rather sleep. Work is too exhausting
>>578843421wakarimasen lol
>>578843710when I worked 180hours the highlight of my life was getting to sleep. I still don't know how I survived those years, it's a blur now, I couldn't tell you a single memorable thing I did.
>>578841012He barks when he knows I'm going to have to deal with bullshit (he always barks)
>>578843276kek you're right, i'm a retardit's bricked then, shouldn't have gotten rid of the free ones around
Majsoul Friends Room 62876(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62876
not feelin it
>>578844604>closed
>finished my second playthrough of Witcher 3 recently>remaster releases next monthBravo
>>578844750>replaying games
>playing western rpgslop
>she didn't beat VTMB at least 5 times
vtmb is not slop, its basically indiekino
>xe has played mahjong more than once
>>578844904Given the current state of the video game industry, I'm afraid the east hasn't produced anything of quality in the past 10 years either.
No you see this 4 niggas in a row is actually good, because in the end you fight God, also Sakura is best girl.
>>578842720fury waves is the only mode frank did well.taiwanese mahjong is fucked with chinitsu and honitsu nerfed from 40 and 10 tai to 8 and 4 tai and a bunch of other stuff. it's so much harder getting 17 tiles than 14 in a suit and everyone can just nyag.
>>578845041lol true
>names
>>578842948I don't like open heart watches.
Crow nanojahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy6-m3l8ZfY
I didn't know that Melon Pan stuffed with Chinese barbecue pork would be such an amazing combo.
>>578843885How did you work 180 hours when there are only 168 hours in a week
>>578847138It's rough in the time factories
Mahjong for this feel?
>>578847348Bronze Room
host a koko im going insane
typical europoors ruining the general
im a eurorich
>>578847532We won the WAR
I'm asian
>>578847481Majsoul Oranges Room 86380(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86380
I'm eurasian
senator, i'm singaporean
>>5788478673/4
even = swipe and roll for horseodd = don't swipe and use rolls I get from daily log in's
>>578848128
I'll murder you if it's started.
>>578847867Started
We playin'?
WWYD
>>5788483531m
>>5788483531m and go for tanyao
>>578848293isn't this illusionslop?
>>578848353bakyou
>>578840794nodokamademecum
>>578848025more like singaPOORean
>>578848779I don't get it
pitch me an incredible porn game with mahjong-like elements
>>578847867I'm laughing so hard, poor meido
>riichi>deal into mangan>riichi>deal into haneman on the last tiledumb nyagger
>>578849123I saw that
>>578847867gg
>>578849180>>riichi
>>578849280fuck off rc shill
>>578849180have you tried dealing a different tile?
>>578849123
>>578847867ggs, only real nyaggers can nyag.
>>578849319Sorry, I'm a bit behind on my quota so you'll have to bear with them for a while. Will only last until the end of the month. Again, sorry.
>>578849280fuck on rc shill
>>578849123Ganba...RUBY!
Riichi city is only good for jerking off.
what tile did you masturbate to today?for me it's the 2pin
>>578850053Someone answered the annual questionnaire in details on which tile is the sexiest and it made me jerk off forgot which tile it was though
>>578850053I did not
bake
oooo mah plappabake?
For me it's the chun because it looks like a pee pee
>indonesian jongtranny hours
>4th>4th>4th>4thwhen do I get my flow back?
>>578851228There is a way.
>https://www.youtube.com/live/Zy6-m3l8ZfYOh cool a celestial being live>vtuberGeh!?
>>578851447HOLY newfag
good hands are a liethey just make you deal-in more
>>578851447That crow sure is cute... what a find.
>>578851751>>578851751>>578851751
>>578851447>"This vtumor is ok">Open stream>Immediately close
>>578849123>>578849220DINGDONG
>>578851447You think she'll catch on?
>>578852192I don't think she has much staying power.
>>578851447gigayapper crow
