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No Slavs Edition

>What is /crpgg/?
This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:
Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.

>Recommendations:
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>Thread Question
What are your hopes for the Gamescom show?
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>>578777556
>What are your hopes for the Gamescom show?
Dark Heresy release date
Full Companion reveal (Hypathia + Owlkek said these weren't all of the companions so 1 more)
RT DLC reveal (unrealistic but whatever)
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>>578777556
HOMM3 is getting raped so more total Slav death.
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We LOVE Camellia. Troons HATE Camellia. Know the difference.
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Playing Rogue Trader, does the edgelord tone ever shift at all? Thinking of refunding if the whole game is like this
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Same artist who drew that manly Discordance did more drawings
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>TQ
I would like a magic IQ beam to shoot from Geoff Keighley's ass and grant the anons here an extra 50 points, bringing them up to just above the retard line. Unfortunately, it's more likely that you'll veg out on a cellphone playing Roblox and dip into the negatives instead. So I guess I'll settle for a reveal of the default romanceable attractive woman in Divinity.
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>>578777997
why do camfags gloat about having their wife emasculate them
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>please Heymar, strangle me with your big manly hands and make me call you daddy
>oh Saro read some postcoital Dostoevsky for me
>mmm miss Discordance may I say that you look very pretty today and that um w-w-w-would you like to become my discord kitten
You people are affection starved cretins. I'm going to turn Heymar into a gland warrior, Saro into a daemonhost, and lock Disrordance in a broom closet until the need to make a psyker vomit up his entrails arises.
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>>578777997
>how can I make this about troons
you're so boring
you and post 2016 4chan
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>>578778019
what this guy said >>578777791
>>578778108
they troll thats what they do
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>>578778131
more like turn gaymar into a bland warrior lmao
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>>578778170
Troons make it about themselves.
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Where is our favorite voice actress JEN ENGLISH, what will be her next award winning role?
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Yrliet crying alone in her thread because it was linked seconds too late...
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>>578778214
Haha, gottem.
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>>578778028
Touma looks like the mutt wojak thing
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>>578778295
Probably playing a character normal people love but anons feel compelled to hate so they can signal their anti-normieness to the other losers. It's a longshot I know, but I just have a feeling.
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>>578777997
That one screencap you people always post tells me the opposite, trannies love Camellia
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>>578778295
She broke up with her ugly dyke gf so she has nothing to grift about right now.
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>>578778330
Don't worry, Marazhai will comfort her.
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>>578778295
>broke up with her girlfriend and immediately got with a dude
are all lesbians like this?
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>>578778517
>>578778475
>>578778295
not a crpg
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>>578778028
I'll be honest - I'm not digging her design
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>>578778451
Trannies hate Camellia because she isn't a lesbian. The troon desire is to play an attractive woman, effectively becoming their own girlfriend, but then romancing other attractive women because they view feminine identity through a pornographic lens and think life as a woman is like their pillow party hentais. When the default attractive woman companion refuses their lesbian character in favor of a normal sexual orientation, they become enraged. Sometimes this manifests as attempts to rewrite who she is, and sometimes it manifests as rage filled shitposting, but it always shows.
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>>578778475
>>578778517
crpgg - gossiping & celeb news
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>>578778517
>immediately got with a dude
why are you making things up? she's still 100$ a lesbian. she'll get a new gf while you seethe and shit yourself in anger because lesbians exist
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>>578778659
Well she doesn't have a glowing eye, Discord has barely any art right now
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>>578778131
>>oh Saro read some postcoital Dostoevsky for me
He'd be reading Lorca poetry
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>>578778439
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>>578778809
It's not a matter of fanart. I just think she looks stupid
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Hello.
I hate camellia because she's terribly mean to my Ember.
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trannies hate my waifu? how do I know this? I go to reddit duh
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>>578778028
Now we have THREE Disco fan arts and all suck.
Why does he keep drawing her with a yellow eye though....
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>>578778758
Nope, trannies love Cam
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>>578778517
The lesbian population consists of troons, women pretending, and like 2% old hags no men were interested in so got together
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>>578779032
based
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Yrliet... crying... all alone...
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>>578779078
Already ahead of you. From my research they like Camellia, but they HATE that she's straight.

I do find the hypocrisy funny though. The types that cry that every character should be playersexual then turn around and sperg out about how you need to respect character preferences when someone makes the same argument for a gay character like Judy from cyberpunk.
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I like camellia because she's terribly mean to Ember
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>>578778824
The only writer Saro reads for his waifufag lovers is Genet.
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Witcher 3 just came back after a decade to put Owlkek out of business
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>>578779293
I'll fix it
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>>578779457
>From my research they like Camellia
Excatly, they love her, this is well known as Camfags always gloat about it here. Not sure why they're suddenly backpedaling
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>>578779457
yeah I was making fun of you retard
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>>578779208
I'm not a troon, not pretending, attractive and rich. Try again.
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>>578779517
I've bever known a spaniard who doesn't recite Lorca. Must be in their dna
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Are the Camcucks mad that everyone was simping over Discordance
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>>578779854
Disco is literally Camellia though?
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>>578779854
they're not even remotely similar. Why would camtroons care.
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>>578779558
We despise cuck simulators in /crpgg/
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Guys I think chaos is too powerful.
I can't beat this.
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>>578780009
because she's the new hotness
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Nothing at gamescom? I guess homm 3 remake will also pause the DH development when it comes out.
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Holy shit bros can you believe what my grandma said about Cam on Facebook?
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>>578779558
>the REAL monsters...are men
Yeah fuck off. That shit is going to flop. People played Witcher for Geraldo, not some disgusting Mary Sue dyke.
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>>578780093
Camellia isn't even the most popular woman in the game she features in.
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>>578780009
Wrong
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(group I hate) really hate (random waifu) because of (made up reason) and we need to spend [50-100] posts arguing this
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>>578778131
No I want Saro to read me some Ao3 fic
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>>578779742
i'm sure you are "ma'am"
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>>578780239
>Camtard posting reddit memes
ok?
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>>578780109
>homm 3 remake
W-what?
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>>578780236
I know that Camtroons are obnoxious
>>578780275
THIS is /crpgg/
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>>578779608
>Not sure why they're suddenly backpedaling
The new hotness is that everything trannies like is bad. So if troons like your waifu, that means she's bad, meaning you have to do everything in your power to prove that trannies actually HATE your waifu
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Damn, there must be a lot of bears around here or something.
Even with +1 PER Goggles and Detection food I can't see all the traps, this would be a nightmare with three PER alone.

Considering how food plays such an important role in UnderRail, and how the game already has a crafting and fishing system I never quite understood why you cannot cook in this game.
What perplexes me even more is that lighters and coal exist but they are used for something completely different.
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women really hate Galfrey because of woman moment and we need to spend 77 posts arguing this
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>>578780169
I think you overestimate the chunk of the population that is into the same low IQ mouth-frothing faggot niggering that you are.
>hey guys, instead of Geralt...GERALDO!
Go back to your circlejerk subreddit, tranny.
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nothing for us at gayscum
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>>578780615
>he's saying the n word again
Oh yeah he's mad
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>lesbians
Every "lesbian" in online gaming communities are troons. This isn't a shitpost but statistical fact. The overlap is actually comedic.
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>>578780275
>because of (made up reason)
Well, that's the problem. Sometimes it's a valid and well documented, well thought out reason. Sometimes it's some knuckle dragger faganon who wants to monkey-see-monkey-do the same idea template but can't tell the difference between a well supported narrative and one made up on the spot. Most of you are probably too stupid to be using the internet, and giving you cellphones was an act of aggression towards the rest of us.
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>>578780817
yes we have the nametroon here
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>>578780817
not crpg
start talking about crpgs or leave this general
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It's fascinating to me how Camellia of all Owlcat women managed to garner such a loathesome group of posters and fans.
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>>578777536
>does the edgelord tone ever shift at all?
What is edgy exactly?
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>>578780605
the woman moment in the abyss sendoff was a natural outcome due to them changing up the script dramatically (making you superman AND military commander) while also slavishly following the original AP's progression (plot has you visit the demon shithole)
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https://youtu.be/vSgj1A7uVgw

The next big thing in CRPGs.
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>>578779558
Turn-based isometric crpgs do not compete with third person action rpgs.
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>>578780975
Maraztards were the same. There were never that many of them and they mostly fucked off (because he's a man), but it's clear that type of character bring those types of fans
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>>578781129
are you sure that's a crpg? froggy didn't shill it in his schizo list
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>>578781129
Will play this and Zero Company.
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>>578779558
the remaster still looks worse than their 2013 debut
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Arue is 1 and Daeran is 2. Cam LOST
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>>578781096
No it wasn't, there was absolutely no need to make Galfrey a jealous old hag mad at you for doing your job too well (she gave you the job)
>the original AP's progression (plot has you visit the demon shithole)
Because Galfrey says so yes, but unlike this game, she isn't sending you there hoping you won't come back because you're upstaging her
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reformed daemonette when?
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>>578781284
Same. Looking forward to posting both here and watching favela anons run through their ~10 preprogrammed coping lines until the red cross finally donates them a PC capable of running it, at which point the game is 'fixed' magically
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I walked up to Galfrey in act 5 with my chaotic neutral Trickster and killed her for her little stunt. Killed that disgusting half orc as well.
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>>578781332
>first place has 95 votes
the fuck is this? a discord poll?
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>>578781096
They could just have Galfrey saying please commander I need you go to the Abyss, instead of it being "im jealous grrr"
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>>578781129
>by the witcher 3 devs
this isn't a recommendation to anyone with taste
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>>578781594
They did if you played correctly.
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>>578781129
Legacy of Kain for zoomers.
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>>578781593
Lmao it literally was. Troons tried to use this as an argument against Camellia while trying to hide that it was a literal dicord poll.
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>>578781593
I said Arue is 1. Can you read?
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>>578781593
holy fucking retard.
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>>578781667
Holy shit, do you...do you actually DISLIKE popular thing? Wow, I bet you're actually ABOVE 'the masses' right? Were your years of social exclusion actually not something that was done to you by others, but a conscious choice by you, and you didn't want to sit at the lunch table anyways? I bet it was. So cool. I've never met anyone like you on 4chan before, what an experience.
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>>578781332
The good people of the psychobitch-appreciating spiderfucker discord have spoken.
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>>578781765
>Can you read?
I mean I'm posting here am I not
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>>578781756
>d-doesn't count!
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>>578781332
Anons are retards I am afraid
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>>578781765
>Can you read?
>/crpgg/
What do you think? It's not a meme, the vast majority of the arguments that take place here are actually just one or more anon literally not being able to read. These people are dumb as fuck.
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Which way Acolyte?
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>>578781332
>>578781765
>>578782027
>retard trying to post proof from a botted poll
Call me when the real results come on. Camellia would be on top.
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>>578781129
if you're going to shill garbage, buy an ad
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>>578781679
She always sends you there to get rid of you because she's jealous, if you do things correctly you're simply allowed to keep the title of commander, but her jealousy remains
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>>578781756
>Discord polls doesn't count
>Reddit polls don't count
>Twitter polls don't count
>Never gonna win a /crpgg/ poll anyway unless botted
So where does this go?
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>>578782087
>botted
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>>578782063
>a hag
>a bird
>a stinky NEET
ew no thanks
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>>578781332
>>578782027
It's actually Regill who was voted #1. See the follow up art of this dude.
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>>578782183
I've seen anons dismiss Owlcat's official RT survey, denial is one hell of a drug.
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>>578782263
He doesn't have votes, just the artist pointing out his popularity
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>I'm not like the other crpgg girls
Delusional. You are a subnormal onanism-addict with delusions of grandeur and an IQ that can be observed on the Richter scale.
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>>578782063
Disco is for me. But I'll do the Kroot if Disco isn't an option. If neither are an option I'll kill myself.
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>>578782183
I can't believe people think a discord poll presented to a tiny subset of predisposed troons might not have real informative value. Where does this go? Where does it all go!? CHAT, HELP ME, WHERE DO WE THINK IT'S GOING TO GO CHAT!!!???!!!
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>>578782468
You'd rather romance a bird than Aspyce?
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>>578782063
I want Epione
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>>578782063
The sexy bitch in my totally sanctified sword, thanks.
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>>578782263
>Romance poll
>It's the non-romance option that was first
Think before you post
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>>578782441
Oh my bad then
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unless the devs themselves post numbers or you have something like achievements for each romance that can be tracked, all you're doing is saying what a particular echo chamber likes
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My pretty waifu is like... SOOOOOOO much more popular than your stinky eww icky waifu... like... it's not even a contest, bud...
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>>578782598
Okay, then do /crpgg/ then.
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>>578782441
Where's that massive quantity of regill fanart? I need it
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>>578782627
mods exist
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>>578782598
62 discord troons voted for Camellia, aren't you happy at 4th place?
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>>578782616
Not an option. She belongs to Gaymar.
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>>578782602
Yes, easily. Aspyce is legitimately ugly. At least the Kroot has a monster-look but a beautiful voice.
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>>578782063
the bar
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>>578782598
>tiny subset of predisposed troons
What does that make this place that barely has like, what, 40 people in it? I miss the IP counter
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>>578782063
The Jimmy merc
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>>578782692
Girl, that's a great idea. Instead of polling a tiny subset of predisposed troons on a discord, we can poll an even tinier subset of predisposed troons on a dying porn website that still thinks it's the 'internet hate machine' days and actually relevant. Brilliant. And if those bastards STILL won't accept the results, maybe we can ask three hobos down by the corner, that should be really definitive.
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>>578782063
Larry
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>>578782895
We know Cam, you love sex, cocks inside you, because you're obviously not a virgin.
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the ability of you fags to generate anger out of quite literally nothing is genuinely impressive
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>>578782765
Go check some websites with artists. Elon is attacking Nitter though so Shitter will hard without a account
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>>578782949
Correct, then it'd all end with one anon being polled multiple times to see if his schizophrenia is consistent.
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>>578782874
>What does that make this place
A tiny, decrepit shell that hasn't been relevant since before most of you were born, still limping along purely by the grace of being a place you can acknowledge how gross trannies are with only a 50% chance of being banned for it.
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>>578782949
So, you're both a Shart and Camfag?
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Your wife, actual or imaginary, is a bigger slut than Aru.
THANK YOU for your attention in this matter!
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>>578782063
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Is legend mythic path kino?
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>>578783246
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>>578782063
Aspyce. Not out of love, but because the Inquisition would benefit from the Rogue Trader's resources.
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you know Darkergrey isn't a troon, he voted for Wendog on that poll >>578781332
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>>578782063
resoulled blank when?
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>>578783332
no, because it takes place within Wrath of the Righteous, a game best described as anti-kino
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>>578783332
No
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>>578782063
Hypatia
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>>578782063
If the male options are Gaymar and Touma I'm romancing Aspyce.
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>>578783246
>conducting a poll in a discord comment in an awful sampling method
>oh yeah: so you're both a camfag and a poopdickschizo
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Jimmy leaves a heretical femcel RT
Will your acolyte do the same for Asypce?
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I've never played an owlcat game can I still stay here
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>>578783395
Does the game take place before she disappears from the Koronus Expanse, or does Dark Heresy take okace before Rogue Trader?

Because shouldn't Aspiss be cut off from her protectorate? She only has what's in her ship's hold.
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>>578783673
Are you pro or anti-poopdickschizo?
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>>578783673
Yeah but the talk is 99% Owlcat games
>>578783768
glad you're open about cuckposting for once!
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>>578783649
>conducting a poll in a discord comment in an awful sampling method
What does that make this place? Or reddit? Or twitter? How big does a poll need to be for it to count according to your standards?
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>>578783662
I think the xenos leave you when you turn too dogmatic
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>>578783551
You can't give a blank a soul, they aren't just lacking one their soul is an anti-soul.
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>>578783673
do NOT respond to >>578783828 it's just pissbuttfag again, he's been riled af ever since he lost that argument on /gif/
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Nice crpg discussion
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>>578783903
I mean that doesn't happen in RT. You would just kill them
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>>578783768
I wonder ((((who)))) currently present could be falseflagging with some slop right now
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>>578783649
https://youtu.be/IyWzHMFi4sE
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>>578783332
the game force you to play as a mythic path then renounce to the power instead of giving you the option to reject it from the get go, it effectively make you fraud since 90% were still thanks to mythic juice, i guess it's kino if you go demon.
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>>578783898
I don't know why you imagine that I think any of those would produce more reliable data.
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>>578783768
why does this get instantly deleted, how is it rule breaking?
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Why'd Mintharatroon delete his post?
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>>578784176
I don't, that's why I asked. So I'll ask again, how big does a poll need to be for it to count according to your standards? What arbitrarily high number do you need?
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That poll broke Camtards
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>>578784209
He deleted it himself because he left his trip on.
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>>578784252
because that was your post
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>>578783898
>What does that make this place? Or reddit? Or twitter?
Do you sincerely believe this place is even in the same league? LMAO
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>>578784430
>trip
Holy newfag....
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>>578784430
lmao that fits him
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>>578784367
>arbitrary
Kek. Based flailing mong.
How "arbitrarily" high the sample size has to be depends on how high you want the margin of error to be.
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You can't honestly sit there and convince me that Camfags are real. She has one of the worst romances I've ever seen complete with garbage endings where no matter what you do she runs off to murderfuck other men. Even Wendog that disgusting little creature stays with you.
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>>578784118
you can tell owlkek is small time because there is nothing like this for their games
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>>578784430
>Trip
Nice falseflag lmao but that might actually get him using a proper trip.
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>>578784481
Of course not, that's why I brought it up, I genuinely hope that the people that dismiss a discord (the official Owlcat one mind you) poll also dismiss this general that's absolutely irrelevant
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Don't worry Mantharafag I already screenshotted it
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For me it's Cassia.
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>>578783786
DH starts shortly after RT, but it really doesn't matter because Owlcat writers fucked the timeline so hard it's incomprehensible
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>>578784175
Yeah that really sucks. I just want to have a power fantasy where my guy does everything from his own power without relying on anyone or anything else
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>>578784742
I couldn't dismiss this general any harder if you hooked me up to a general dismissal machine
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>>578783662
I can fix her
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No one arguing here is being serious and that goes for the camfag, it's a routine, a shtick.
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>>578784825
>ends up having a space marine tier health pool
>can regenerate a quarter of her health per turn
>takes 3 damage
>AIIIIIE LORD CAPTAIN SAVE ME
bitch is so fake
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I fucking hate romances, you faggots are real faggot homos for liking that shit. Buy Deadfire, you assholes.
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>>578784618
or this
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>>578784832
>DH starts shortly after RT
We do not know that. That's something you came up with
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>>578785025
>>578784774
why did you
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>>578785075
Actually I DO know because both Theodora and Calcazar are mentioned.
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>>578785089
I made a funny by pretending to be Sawyer and deleting my post, please laugh
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Anons please calm down, we will have new news tomorrow
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Fuck xenos
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I don't have agp but I'm starting to hate men in general
If every male was castrated this general would improve by 1000%
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Wenduag is more popular than Camellia
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Shadowheart is more popular than all Owlcat waifus combined
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>>578785603
lol. lmao.
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>>578785000
To be clear, when I make fun of how illiterate, dense, unthinking, and naturally incurious you people are, I am being 1000% serious and genuine. It's not a schtick. You people are genuinely retarded, genuinely beneath me, and reading your words genuinely reminds me two monkeys fighting at the zoo.
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>>578785603
yeah
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>>578785792
You didn't answer my question, are you both a Shart and Camfag?
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>>578785792
I've never seen anyone use the word incurious until you
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>>578785075
RT begins during the Great Rift's opening, while in DH Astropath Xiao talks about the Great Rift as something that had already taken place some time earlier.
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Imoen owes you sex
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>>578785062
I hear the big leagues calling.
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>>578785931
He's Indian. It's a very typical archaism that has stagnated in much of the english speaking world, but not over there.
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>>578786127
if that anon's indian then what does that say about the rest of this general lol
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>>578785931
It's pretty common. You haven't seen it precisely because you're naturally incurious, a little joke God plays on the rest of us. I'm sure there's a whole list of words that never show up in pornhub comments or whatever it is you consider 'serious reading'

Maybe if there were an :incurious: emoji
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>>578786254
That the rest of the thread isn't logorrheic halfwits with superiority complexes.
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Yes I'm an indian tranny redditor
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>>578786254
Yeah it's filled with subhumans. Nothing is new under the sun.
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>>578781853
Retardbro.... that's Owlcat's discord, not Darkergrey's...
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>>578786374
Camfag....
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>>578785171
Calcazar and Theodora existed in koronus before rt even starts, retard
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>>578786371
talk like a normal human being not a fancy word dispenser because you asked chatgpt for a list
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>>578786374
The person who insulted me and made me feel bad just happens to posses my list of repeatable negative qualities, AND the very negative qualities I judge to be most likely to gain me popular support and the safety of the crowd? What luck! What are the odds?
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Gamescom will save /crpgg/
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>>578785783
Truth hurts I see
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>>578786512
The stars align more than you think, but you don't, and therefore you remain ignorant.
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>>578786470
>words too big, no human can possibly use words this biggeous
Fuck. Maybe the halfwit was right about you.
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Real schizo hours right now
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>>578786371
It's not a complex, I'm genuinely superior to you. Maybe you can post a meme about it, will that make you feel better? What will you go with? U mad? Seethe? How about posting a Shazam, haven't seen that one in a while. Something something half wit word something SIIIIIIIIIP something something cuckolding something SIIIIIIIIP, that hits the spot right? Go ahead and try that one out.
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>Why do you call me a wanker?
>MAYBE COS THEY PICKED YOU FOR THE JOB, MATE? OR COS YOU GOT YOUR OWN BOSS KILLED INNIT? OR COS ALL THEM LITTLE JOBS YOU RUNNING FOR THE OTHER BRUVS? OR COS YOU COULDNT FINISH THE JOB WITHOUT ME HELP?
>*She flicks the cigarette at your face and gives a nonchalant shrug*
>WOT DYOU HAVE TSAY TO THAT, WANKER?
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>this meltie because his waifu isn't popular
lol
I can't wait for DH's survey, I wish the they did one with WotR too
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>>578786735
OI MAYBE I WENT A BIT TOO FA' EH?
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>>578786768
we already know cam isn't popular
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Discordance should have the voice of the female Cuno from DE. Shrill and annoying.
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>>578787007
Absolutely not.
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>>578786735
That's not John Heresy, this is. Just like the ponytail noble is John Trader.
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A blank has no name
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We need MintharaGOD's opinion on this
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>>578786606
It won't. Even if Divinity is shown, literally the first post about it will be one of you assuring the others that the female companion is there to cuck you, 'not a crpg' and so on. The script won't skip a beat.
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>>578786676
I love how all it takes for your subnormal self to descend into a babbling incoherent mess is for someone to not be awed into submission by your tenuous grasp on the English language.
Maybe post some more masturbatory idiocy on a tapatalk-based roleplaying forum about how smart you are and the autism spectrum diagnosis will go away.
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>>578787060
it fits her unlikable nature!
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Zero Company in two days
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>>578787064
Don't give a shit., he looks like a balding loser. Criminal was the alpha portrait and therefore he's the based template.
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How come Cuckchads don't talk about Neera, the crpg romance that ACTUALLY cucks you?
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>>578787130
>assuring the others that the female companion is there to cuck you
If she's written by John Corcoran, she will
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>It's another "umm no I speak English gooder than you" episode
tired of these reruns
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QUEEN JUSTINIA EXECUTES TWO DOZEN NOBLEMEN FOR INSUBORDINATION
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>>578787303
>>578787130
back to /bgg/ you schizoid
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>>578783942
My love for her fills that anti-soul void and still has some left to birth one.
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>>578787295
Because cuckoldry is a shitposting tactic used to target characters you don't like, nobody cares about actual examples of cuckoldry
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GW will veto the tech priest romance so Owlcat will scramble and make Epione romancable as a replacement. Thus we will finally get a black woman crpg romance.
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>>578787064
Cope, don't care. Acolyte Criminal is the best portrait in the game
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>>578787502
I am okay with this, I am not racist
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>please care about my literal who "romance" in a dogshit game nobody played
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>>578787502
black candy chads feasting
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>>578787153
"Oh yeah, well uh that simple and easy to read post was actually INCOHERENT! Yeah, you like uh, you have a TENUOUS grasp on English, you said I did but now I reversed it take that!"

Always the same nonsense from you inbred Africans. I appreciate that you tried to write a sentence at least, that's forward progress. Even if it was a non sequitur with no real relevance or applicability to what you're replying to. Another year or two of practicing like this and who knows, you may be able to have a relevant and on-topic discussion for upwards of five minutes before forgetting the context, and without even using argument templates from twitter screenshots.
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>>578787304
The overly verbose flatulence will continue.
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Veto? That fag?
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is there any proof camellia is a virgin? i don't think there's any but i'm open to explanations
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What are you spergs arguing about now?
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>>578787304
The best way to stop them would be to behave and communicate like a human instead of an ape. But I might as well be asking you to try touching the moon.

"Oh gawd, TWO whole sentences!? Why not just post kek and based, GAWD"
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A lot of you are insisting upon yourselves today
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>>578787861
I will never ever read your posts Manfag
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why use hard words when many simple words do trick
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>>578787858
there's one guy going nuclear over people bringing up popularity polls from websites he doesn't like. He always does the same thing, someone brings up X topic he dislikes, then he starts seething and gloating about how superior he is or something
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>Namefags dickrider is back
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me camellia
me sex many men
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Playing Fallout 4 and Curie is cute as fuck.
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>>578787776
Judging by how many sex toys are in her house I highly doubt it.
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>>578787858
You and your fellow retards are again unable to read or write, and are again angry when this is pointed out. The trigger this time seems to be the use of 'naturally incurious' to describe your brand of stupidity. This results in the monkey's howling and flinging their shit, the highest IQ part of their being, insisting that anyone who speaks English is actually fifty other anons they have on-going mental arguments with. Same old same old.
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>>578788080
You're realizing it just now? He started seething when the topic of Camellia being liked or hated by trannies was brought up last thread
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>>578788080
he's always here
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Where is the Wiz 7 blogger?
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>>578788201
>The trigger this time seems to be the use of 'naturally incurious' to describe your brand of stupidity.
I just thought that was a weird word... I'm not participating in this shitflinging MATE
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>>578788201
>>578788041
Oh boy. How retarded. I'm off to bed then
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>>578788025
Because most of you are so stupid and incapable that simple words seem like hard words. One can actually sit there and put some effort into deliberately dumbing down the language in their post, trying to write it as though they were communicating with actual children, and anons here will still become upset and confused. I know, I've done it. This is a website where the idea is to use text to communicate with people, but it's filled with people for whom using text to communicate is a nearly impossible challenge. It's a real pickle.
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>>578788436
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>>578788537
Indeed, applicable to most of the illiterate spiritual africans posting here. Traffic would fall off a cliff, but quality would really improve if they replaced the captcha. Change the toddler grade shape matching game for something requiring you to demonstrate the ability to read ten entire words in a single sitting and watch this place transform overnight.
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Who do you think had more partners? Wenduag, Camellia or Daeran?
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>>578788718
racism is not okay mantharafag
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>>578788812
Daeran. Wenduag isn't even in the discussion, who'd she have to fuck besides Lann and a cultist?
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>>578788812
Wenduag is the most pure. Camellia fucked lot of men and Daeran likes to party hard while fucking.
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>>578788812
Daeran, but Camellia comes really close despite her isolation.
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>>578788812
Daeran, easily
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>>578788812
Daeran, game straight up tells you this through Nenio. As for who is second place probably it's honestly a toss up. Wendog brags about being the hottest piece of ass in the caves where she went through countless mongrel men (and lann). Camellia is a horny psycho who needs a dick inside her after a fresh kill.
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>>578788921
>>578788896
she literally admits to fucking mongrel men
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>>578788896
those are just the two named ones for wenduag, but she mentions regularly fucking strong hunters she meets down in the caves
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>>578787667
It's entirely possible that producing a long list of memes and raving like a syphilitic lunatic about how you imagine your interlocutor using them while making bodily sounds constitutes a coherent and rational response in the mind of the useless autistic retard, I'm neither a zookeper nor an anthropologist specializing in congenitally microcephalic sub-saharan subnormals.
HOWEVER.
For those of us who aren't card-carrying cretins or have been trained to interpret their garrulous grunting it is a abject autismal mess penned by someone who would be better off applying his extremely limited intelligence to mopping up vomit at a fast food joint.
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>>578789085
Yet the numbers of Daeran and Camellia are tenfold more
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>>578788812
camellia
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>>578789108
>fucks random men
>still not pregnant
I think that bitch is barren lmao despite her constant hunt for premium semen
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>>578788861
The namefag typed more than a monosyllabic text message grunt once, and I did too, we must be the same. Exemplary detective work there anon, haven't seen that gimmick before.

Racism meanwhile is perfectly fine. The idea that we're all the same doesn't survive any sort of lived experience, it's just a truth that feels cruel to say out loud and so women and very weak men shy away from it. If I said "acting black" every person would know exactly what cluster of behaviors I meant, and one finds those same behaviors here among the online Africa that is /crpgg/
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God Owlcat women are so disgusting.
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>>578789241
They have magic potions to prevent it
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>>578789241
i imagine things like miscarriages are crazy frequent for mongrel women too
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>>578789241
https://aonprd.com/EquipmentMiscDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Night%20tea
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I wish there where wizardry clones that had plot
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>>578777997
perfectmellia is perfect
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Will we be able to see Regina nude in The Expanse: Osiris Reborn™?
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>>578789127
you definitely used chatgpt for these fancy words
apply yourself
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>>578789127
You're attempting to do what you think I'm doing, but you're only succeeding in drawing an obvious contrast between what you describe and what I'm actually doing. Your fortunate that your audience here is as dense and incurious as you and that it'll almost certainly fly over their heads. This sort of cargo cult argument is common here. You're too stupid to really understand things, but just barely smart enough to clumsily duplicate their outward appearance, sort of. This helps to jam up the thread and further reduce quality of discussion until the general is just a few tar stain retards trading group texts to each other, finally a general you can follow and comprehend.
>based
>kek, kino
>uhhhh cucks
>cucks
>cucked
>cucking cucks
>kek cucks
>cuck keks
>based
Anything that doesn't follow that pattern is "autistic" and so on. Occasionally someone will post 'gee whiz, why is /crpgg/ so bad guys'
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Does Regina shave?
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>>578789529
Grimoire.
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>>578789704
Not a CRPG
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REGINA
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We love Cam here
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>>578789829
not a crpg
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>>578789747
Now here's a discussion worthy of /crpgg/, pussy hair. I'll do you one better - what if Regina's pussy....stinks? Can you imagine? What if Regina doesn't even bathe? Holy moley she might even hairy armpits omgwtf
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>>578789704
>>578789829
not crpg
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>>578783786
>shouldn't Aspiss be cut off from her protectorate? She only has what's in her ship's hold.
This might indeed be the case
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>your fortunate
Embarrassing. The more he types the more his this world heritage leaks through
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>>578789837
We do love NTR here yeah
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>>578789905
CRPG as a genre requires too much reading. Why can't it be more like Roblox?
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>>578789241
Wendy induces her own miscarriages and eats the fetus.
How do I know this? I imagined it after playing exactly zero hours with her in the party outside of Kenabres. And I can tell you, I'm shook by the revelation.
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>>578783786
She basically says as much in game. She’s stranded due to the warp storm of the great warp
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Are you getting ready to shitpost about the DH romances?
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>>578790195
Yeah, I'm going to say they cuck you. I love the cuck word I use it as many times per day as possible.
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exodus comes with an octopuss romance, regina cant compete
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Apologies for poor english, why you people care about romance so much? it's less than 1% of games? I much prefer if gameplay is fun.
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>>578790398
go play mario kart then
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>>578790393
I don't want to play as that weird looking guy though
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>>578790393
if i play a game as one of the bogdanoffs, i want it centered on ruining people's finances
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>>578790398
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>>578790398
Because they’re better than real females
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>>578790612
Nowadays I wouldn't be too sure about that
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>>578790715
Why?
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>>578790817
Because CRPG women tend to also be unlikeable cunts who shit test you and cuckold you
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>>578790892
Maybe, but they’re not real so they can’t hurt my feelings. Therefore it’s better.
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>>578790398
because they don't talk to women irl
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>>578791049
>they
ywnbaw
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>>578790398
real women love killing children, which is a bit weird to me
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>>578791190
they as in multiple people
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>>578790892
I wonder why
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>>578791462
notice how he said "crpg women" not "owlcat women" you dumb fucking owltard that even when shitposting has to make everything about his favorite company
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>>578791462
crazy how the font constantly changes even midsentence on that website, they should fix that
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if Ember was evil she'd be Inferno
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beamdog saw bg1 and said
>yeah, this needs cuckoldry
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if Ember was good she'd be Hot
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if Camellia was good she'd be alive
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*BRAAAAAAAP*
that was a big one
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>>578792334
no way they made a red alert 3
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>>578789965
Meant for >>578789731. Poor guy was so embarrassed he wanted to reply but not, something else that happens a lot here.

Yeah, that was a simple typo. Smart people are able to tell the difference between a simple typo and a general lack of comprehension or sentience, so I'm betting the difference eludes your grasp like a fine mist. Another example of your monkey brain barely providing a surface level read on the world around you, resulting in all sorts of cargo culting and other flavors of retardation. "Kek"
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>>578792576
You took too long to respond, so you’ve obviously been scrambling trying to think of something.
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>>578792386
there's a bigger gap between now and 3 than 3 and 2
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>>578792708
No, I didn't even realize you (or 'nta' when you eventually whip out the cellphone) had replied, as you intended. I eventually went back to the tab and saw why. When you people get embarrassed, you always begin with the no-reply-reply thing, it lets you feel like you said something but it helps reduce the social anxiety you feel about being made fun of again. It's the 4chan version of when you used to stare at your shoes and mumble.
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cuckolding and crpgs, a perfect fit
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>>578792837
what did you think the c stood for
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>>578792837
The real reason for this is that the only CRPG most people have played is Baldur's Gate 3, and even there I doubt most here have really played it. They just know it from memes about Halsin. CRPGs = BG3 = bear memes and cuck memes, and you get /crpgg/. The only way most anons experience a video game is when their simulated friend streams it.
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>>578792836
Now reduce all the superfluous adjectives and verbs.
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>>578793037
yrliet cucks you mentally
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>>578793049
Already done, that post was dumbed down for your consumption. They seem superfluous to you because you don't understand nuance or expression, because you're closer to an animal than to a man. It's what makes your presence on a website where language is used to communicate equal parts absurd and cancerous.
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>>578793241
No you can definitely improve. Try again.
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>>578790398
My issue lies more with how devs use it as an advertising tool. I don't give a shit about romances, stop showing them in trailers or telling people you can date a digital character. The other issue is that devs insist on adding romances, waste resources on them and most of the time they are complete shit. Either make them good or use those resources for more NPC and party interactions so the world feels more alive.
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Does Regina keep a little bush down there or does she shave it?
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>>578793037
you've never browsed an owlcat thread in your life huh
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>>578793291
That wouldn't be an improvement, it would be a degradation to meet the lowered quality requirements of a dumbed down audience. A good metaphor for the CRPG genre in general, actually. "Grr, me mad, me no understand, you say large instead of big, anon only know big, improve, improve, IMPROVE!"
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>>578793442
Sad that equate verbosity for intellectualism. Try again.
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>>578793594
>Sad that equate verbosity for intellectualism
Comedy
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>>578793647
It’s fine grammar
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>>578793594
>equate verbosity for intellectualism
Nobody did though, that's something you imagined because you can't read. Really stupid, dense, incurious anons imagining something nobody said because they can't read and then insisting that other anons account for this is at the root of why this general, board, website are all so shitty now. You can't have a conversation here, because the conversation has to take place using the written word, and it's with people who find the written word incomprehensible. It's like trying to use sign language on a blind guy.
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>>578793853
You haven’t learned anything. But I believe in you.
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>>578793349
if owlcat weren't cowards, she'd ask the pc how they like it
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>>578793853
Calm down
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>>578789714
>fancy words
Shouldn't think so. Do you quibble with zookeeper or take umbrage at grunting?
>>578789731
I'll be frank, the only thing I think you're doing is availing yourself of the free McDonald's Wi-Fi and the break room to use the rostrum that is /crpgg/ to hold forth about how clever you are to a resounding nothing before I decided to tell you to fuck off and clean up at table 5.
In spite of all your assertions to superiority you have managed to say absolutely nothing of substance, have done nothing, in fact, but prove that you are a idiot in the clinical sense and a probable dweller in assisted living homes ,concentrating on angrily scribbling list of memes. Insisting with all the fervor of the cognitively disencumbered that I simply have to be on the verge bursting out into, if not all; then one of them. It all seems rather sad, pathetic and the product of a diseased mind and bad breeding stock to me. But then as I alluded to previously I don't have the qualifications of your regular minders.
Had you been born 4000 years earlier your subliterate list-making penchant might have been put to use in a Sumerian scribal school, using easily manageable ideograms to list bodily waste rather than at scrubbing it from linoleum floors.
>Anything that doesn't follow that pattern is "autistic" and so on.
Ah. There we have source of your frustration, the crux of the matter. I can very easily understand why someone like you would be driven to the point of desperation at having his thought processes branded as such time and time again. Launching into infantile tirades about his superior intelligence to a audience of no one in a role-playing general thread, however, is not a threshold I would cross.
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>>578793980
>>578794164
You're cargo culting again. You're trying to copy the verbal style used to mock you and turn it around, but because you don't really understand it - or understand applicability - you can't really use it correctly. At the risk of sounding nearly as repetitive as you people, 'very common here'. Eventually this cycle ends with you insisting that you were pretending to be retarded the whole time, and that getting a stranger online to take fifteen seconds to say 'you retard' was your masterplan the whole time. Vague, low effort stabs at getting another canned 'u mad' meme reply in.
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>>578794096
Unwiped stinky butthole with a little bit of hair please
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What's up with the pseuds today?
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>>578794205
if you want your boyfriend so badly check the other generals he infests
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>>578794236
What? I’m just trying to help your writing.
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>>578794205
>you have managed to say absolutely nothing of substance
I have, you're just illiterate and can't pick up on it. Or the substance, while true, feels 'mean' to you so you ignore it. You're trying to work a comedy bit where you deliberately sound like a thesaurus because you insist that's what I'm doing, but in reality you're just drawing a contrast between what sounding like a thesaurus really looks like vs. sounding like a normal person who still speaks like a human being. I explained this to you before, but like most of the explanations you've received in life it went misunderstood or ignored.

The 'substance' here is that you're subhuman, have nothing to add to any conversation, and in fact are incapable of conversation. I suspect this is a side effect of so much of your communication taking place in 140 character text messages or via meme pidgin. "Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" Well, you've done it.

There's really no other topic to discuss here, because as I said, no other discussion is possible. You can't discuss CRPG mechanics or story or development or anything else, because all of that would have to be done via written language, and to an audience of African ape-men who can't understand written language and actually become angry when they see it. All that's left is to make fun of you until I get bored of it, and watch as the monkey tries to smash rocks together, confident he's doing exactly what the human was doing before.
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>>578794236
Kayden. For the last time; put down the phone, stop engaging in acts of internet onanism over your GED and grab the God damn mop. No one is interested and a man is currently vacating his bowels by the slushie machine.
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>>578794648
Not a crpg
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Everything good in here?
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>>578794838
They'll get tired soon. Hopefully.
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>>578794838
Clearly not.
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>>578794403
The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us. One of the results of that is that 4chan is filled with barely conscious creatures that get really angry when you point it out. They think anyone speaking in complete sentences or demonstrating an ability to read and follow a sentence is putting on airs, so they try to do an extremely exaggerated version of this to help make their point. They're too stupid to realize that if you have to exaggerate beyond all connection to reality to reach your point that your point probably isn't tethered to reality either. They're in the low effort 'calm down' phase now, so we're on schedule to be at 'u mad' spamming within the hour, at which point they'll scamper away for a while.
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My stool is loose and I have a headache. I don’t want to play crpgs right now
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This guy is the most entertaining schizo we’ve had in a while
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>>578795075
Same I'm playing a game that's NOT a crpg but I won't post it because it's NOT a crpg
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>>578795156
Based anon
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>>578794814
It's connected to CRPGs. This thread gives a daily example of why the genre has been dumbed down, and why game devs think you need yellow paint. They used to give simple verbal cues in games, but now they'd be giving those cues to monkeys who can't follow directions or understand words. They need the paint.

We could also discuss what constitutes a CRPG here, only we can't, can we? That would require words, complicated ideas, nuance, 'this but not that' logic, all way beyond the people here. Might as well try to define the genre via smoke signals.

You look at the anons here and you see a future, no more than a few years from now, where CRPG companions just show a smiley or sad face emoji in reaction to your smiley or sad face emoji dialogue choices, and then anons the color of a liquor store paper bag come here to discuss which emoji means she cucked you. Look at these people and tell me the genre survives as-is, I dare you.
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>>578795247
No. You are wrong.
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this entire meltdown because his waifu lost on a poll
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>>578795360
He kinda just does this daily regardless of what people post.
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>>578795360
Never underestimate untreated mental illness
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>>578795360
a discord one to boot
is it an insult that something you like isn't loved by troons/groomers
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>>578795358
So what he'll do is now is spam very low effort contrarian takes, in the hopes that I'll spend fifteen seconds typing at him and he can say the kek word a few times. Fifteen seconds of me typing would be half an hour for him, so he thinks he's getting a lot more bang for his buck. Something something schizo, autism, kek, kek, based kek!

Gee guys, why isn't a population like this able to maintain fruitful, interesting discussion of CRPGs? They seem so capable of forming and communicating complex ideas, don't they?

>>578795360
>he typed words, look out, it's a...it's a...MELTDOWN WORD!
No. I also don't really have a waifu, you've just decided that anon X is anon Y because you want it to be true. Happens a lot here, very common here, etc.

>>578795504
>regardless
No, if you posted like people and not apes I'd engage with you like people. But I'm not going to pretend like you aren't retards when you post retarded nonsense every day. I 'kinda do this daily' because you 'kinda demonstrate a failure to read daily', there's a connection you're too dense to see.
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>>578794648
Sad to hear that you have a even lower verbal intelligence than I had previously assumed, if formal English really does intimidate you so.
I'll put not too fine a point on it for the sake of both your limited reading comprehension and the rest of the thread seems fed up with our spergout.
You are a extremely dimwitted person, one might even say a halfwit. You shit up the thread like the patrons of Wendy's shit up your carefully polished porcelain with masturbatory declamations of your own intelligence but when pressed do nothing but spout memes. This is because you are a idiot.
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>>578795754
>the same cargo cult schtick....again!
And then I call you a retard again, and then you do it again in the hopes that I leave you alone this time, over and over. How do we fast forward to the part where you reveal that getting called a retard was your master plan all along?
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>>578795360
I will combine the poll images later so we can remember the results!
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I’m certain the schizo anon has a humiliation fetish
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>>578795075
Not to worry. Manfag will be there toilet brush in hand once you are done excreting.
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>>578795754
This one really riled him up
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>>578795734
I genuinely used to think you were just shitposting, with all that namefag glazing and all, but you've been at it for too long now so you're clearly just a schizo
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>>578796027
No, it's just a canned argument template you've learned here. It lets you imply I'm being humiliated, which lets you imply you've won the argument and I've lost, which lets you feel like you're garnering public support and the safety of the crowd. This is very important to you because you're both physically and mentally weak, and so you interpret right/wrong through a consensus lens and not a logical one. You desperately need NTA to come in and post "hurr durr schizo autism schizo kek hurr" or some other show of report so you can stop shaking and replying-but-not and all the rest of the usual gimmicks.

Tell you what, I'm going to close the tab and get something to eat. That'll give you a solid hour to come up with new ways to misunderstand English, flail around verbally trying to make a point you half understand, repeat the halfwit word you learned on X, etc. I'm sure in my absence on-topic, interesting, in-depth discussion of CRPGs and CRPG-adjacent topics will really flourish, and you definitely won't repeat a thin script of meme words and probing masturbation posts about which waifu has the hairiest asshole.

>>578796341
>I genuinely used to think you were just shitposting
I'll be honest, that's because you're exactly the sort of retard I've described. The idea of someone being able to read and being offended that others can't is so incomprehensible to you that it MUST be a shitpost. I mean, what else could it be? Frustration that a website once enjoyable has been made unenjoyable by an endless wave of brown biomass who can't even really use it?
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>>578778019
Entire game is extremely dry, serious and humor boils down to showing an exaggerated cruelty and a lack of care for human life. I think there might like 10 of actual joke moments in game, mostly being tied to Jae and bulk of those being only added by dlcs
All of your companions (and you and your subjects like Enforcers) kill innocents constantly and casually
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>>578796612
>All of your companions (and you and your subjects like Enforcers) kill innocents constantly and casually
Not my crew. We're iconoclasts.
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>>578796760
>Abelard, tell this iconoclast what you, an iconoclast, planned to do with the people in the lower decks
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>>578796885
Abelard does what I tell him.
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>>578795932
It's become increasingly apparent that you don't know what a cargo cult is.
>in the hopes that I leave you alone this time
That you have a incredibly grandiose self image, is however not a recent revelation. Let me be the first to assure you that whatever you manage to string together in terms of blustered manglings of anthropological theory no one cares.
You could compose a veritable ship list of angry memes and accuse me of engaging in potlatch behavior and I'd care not one singular iota, on accountant of your status as village idiot.
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>>578796538
d-d-d-didn't read!
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CRPGs for a man burdened by a vast intellect in a world of dummies?
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Choose your boss for Dark Heresy
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ordo sexooo
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>>578798161
Malleus has always been the most interesting. Portraits are unrelated.
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>>578798161
Whichever gives me the coolest looking gear
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>>578798161
which one is zerbe under
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>>578798161
The Tyrant Star
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>>578798686
the one with the blacks
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>HOMM3
>Warlock
>Witcher 3 dlc and free remaster
Gamescom good so far, only day 1

>>578798161
You forgot someone

>>578785075
It seems correct. People in RT were confused and scared regarding the brand new Cicatrix Maledictum, whereas there's the astropath in the governor's palace in DH who describes what happened as if it was something they are now getting used to. These comments imply that DH is shortly after RT, but a short time.
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>>578800306
>HOMM3
is ubishit involved in anyway, because they will somehow fuck up a sure thing
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>>578800306
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>>578800306
why did you do this earlier
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>>578800946
Based namefag hates camillafags
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>>578801108
We love Camilla here
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I wanna smooch her.
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>>578800306
How was your dinner?
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>>578800306
>>578801459
>>578801552
garbage posters
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>>578801276
yes we love this camilla... not owlcuck's trashy edgy boring ass whore
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>>578801276
CRPG girls for this feel
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>>578801779
none of them have as big as tits as Camilla
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How does she do it?
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>>578801825
ENTER
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>>578801779
no such thing I'm afraid... only chink jap brains can come up with girls like these and they hate crpgs
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>>578801962
still not as big
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>>578802080
>Jap hates RPGs where you can autistically consider minor decisions you make that impact the game bit by bit
Genuinely don't understand this considering they already do both.
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Does Kibellah ever get good. Just started Footfall. She's just so one-note. Her weirdness and bloodlust should provide opportunity for unexpected comedy but there's just nothing to her so far.
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>>578801903
>go to hell
replace this with ember
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>>578802260
idk either

I think it's just that CRPGs as a genre have an underlying tone of MEANINGFUL power fantasy (as in room temp iq power fantasy instead of toddler iq power fantasy) and chinks are too cuck brained for that

I mean look triangle strategy, even though you're the ruler you're still cucked out of making decisions and have to whine and beg for your companions to agree with you.

FE Fates could've been such a good fucking game if only we had more power over cuckorrin's personality
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>>578801779
i prefer the other sister desu
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>>578803064
Uhhhh bro she's like 13
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>>578802617
no she's a boring character
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>>578802617
She has doubts about her whole lifestyle later on which is a bit interesting
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favorite non-tolkien crpg race?
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>>578803720
Orks, they're in 0 crpgs
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>>578803720
Eldar
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>>578803720
Eldar
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>>578794205
>dense novel of nothing
learn to say more with less, I'm only replying to this one because you tagged me
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Wish there was an option to hide augments. Some of them look really stupid, the leg ones in particular.
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A little over an hour, and it's one namefag post (good), one half-way decent post about CRPG power fantasy, and some text messages.

>>578797041
A cargo cult is when someone copies the visible actions connected to a result, but does not understand what actually caused the result. Imagine seeing a mechanic repair a car. You notice that he opens the hood, taps one part twice, turns a wrench, and then the car starts. You copy those exact movements on a different broken car and expect it to start. But you dont know what the mechanic found, why he touched that part, what the wrench is for, or what the problem even is. You might not even know what a car is, because you're in Africa. You copied the appearance, but couldn't copy the reason.

A cargo cult argument works the same way. You see a good argument and notice its template, “you connected X to Y, so I will connect X to Y too!”. Then you repeat that shape in another situation without understanding what made the original work. The original may have depended on evidence, a causal connection, a definition, a distinction. Your copy contains none of that, because you can only imitate the wording or structure. And even the imitation is often low quality, African in spirit.

So when your copied argument is used in circumstances where the original reasoning does not apply, it is a cargo cult argument. It looks vaguely like reasoning from the outside, but inside it is empty. You have copied the shell of the argument without understanding what the argument was doing, why it worked, or when it would be relevant. Very common here.

For a normal person, this would be where you'd learn something. For you people, it'll be where you brag that you didn't read but felt compelled to make sure chat knew, or where you introduce us to some more enraged monkey howling, because zoomer anons c-c-c-can't read.
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>>578800306
I thought Warlock looked pretty neat, and I'm happy W3 is getting a second remaster. I was hoping for something with Divinity but doesn't look likely now. We should be due for our first armored Swen dev journal video soon.
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>>578803720
Gnomes
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>>578805340
>warlock
>set in ravenloft

dead on arrival
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Taking everything else into consideration, he doesn't sound like he would be that bad a father. Certainly a lot better than many other parents in better circumstances than his.
Doesn't sound like too bad a childhood either, learning trapping, hunting with your father and your pack of Rathounds; if you ignore all the murder they'd be doing of course. But who's to say that would even be an issue for the child if that reality is all it knows? Tough question.

As a husband however, well, maybe if the queen submits to the will of the king he can be good at that as well. Maybe....
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>>578805168
at the risk of being counted among these monkeys or whatever, what is even the purpose of your rants here? if everyone is as stupid and illiterate as you say then it's pointless to even try to communicate with them/us
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>>578805168
There truly is no need for you to consult a dictionary of religion for my benefit; unlike you I have a university education and already know these things.
Your problem is that because you have both a incredibly circumscribed intelligence, a formal education limited to sitting for a certificate of toilet cleaning and a ensuing superiority complex you label any criticism, or for that matter anything that arouses your autismal ire, as mimicry.
Needless to say this, like everything else that your produce is entirely wrong.
To call you mentally negligible is simply a statement of fact.
You are mentally negligible human garbage and if you want to engage in acts of self love while preaching the gospel of your own excellence I suggest you fuck off and do it elsewhere, God know no one is paying attention to your poorly put together screeds here.
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>>578806691
NTA but you come off as a tryhard walking thesaurus while he comes off as an arrogant piece of shit but at least it sounds more natural than "I have to cram as many 4-syllable words" tryhard
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>>578806634
>what is even the purpose
Mockery, and the small glimmer of hope that one of you might be shamed into posting like a human again. Then we can have two good posters.

>it's pointless to even try to communicate with them/us
Ha, who are you telling? No kidding. Look at this >>578806691 retard. You people can get an explanation for children and still fail. Like talking to pigeons.
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I like Yrliet because she nice to a monkeigh like me
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he's trying to make this about his shit waifu
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>>578806634
He's not really communicating with anyone. It's just masturbatory shouting into the void.
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>>578807010
He's doing that because that's what he thinks I'm doing. Most conversations here follow that pattern. Person A says something, Person B can't read and starts arguing some other point, and so the conversation just constantly drifts away. "I think you're stupid" becomes "you think you're a genius" and the next six hours is spent arguing against something nobody said. This is just a slightly goofier version of that same thing. Oh, you like X? You must hate Y.
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For real though Yfags are so fucking retarded
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>>578807815
what the hell did I even do I just came here
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>>578804709
They're so ugly that it's putting me off trying them.
I've only used ones where the person already has an augment eg swapping out Abelard's eye augment.
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just took a fat, steaming jae and flushed it down the yrliet
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>>578806634
I'm saving this btw
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>>578808104
I didn't give you permission :)
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>>578807965
i said this
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Unfortunately I read too good for crpgs so I'll have to leave
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>>578808761
Try platformers
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pretend I posted that CSM meme
>Sh-shut up... monkey.
>"Monkey"?!
>Because... um... you post on /crpgg/ and can't speak well?
>*monkey noises that mean "Oh yeah"*
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>>578809116
so by your logic nobody can like strategy games?
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Hi bros. It's been a while.
I just killed my first dragon. Here's my /crpgg/ wife
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>>578810305
The platonic form of uncslop
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>>578810305
Lydia looks like that woman who was framed for strangling her kids by her gemini husband
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>>578810453
stop bringing this up because google news told you to care
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>>578810453
>gemini
Women are so dumb
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>>578810305
not a crpg
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>>578810537
I'm sorry you're okay with child murder
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They're my friends now!

Pretty good armor until you can craft something better, just wish it also allowed for you to get bonuses from Pack Hunting.
I don't like how Beck shows up out of nowhere, doesn't make much sense, his involvement should be handled differently. Not sure how, to be honest with you.
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>>578810764
there's a million things that I'm not okay with but I don't mention them out of nowhere in a crpg thread
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>>578810745
What do you mean?
It has waifus
It has companions
You level up

It IS a CRPG in all the ways that matter
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>>578810869
n o t c r p g
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>>578810869
>>578810764
>>578810453
chuds have been obsessed with this
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>>578803720
Lots of people would say tabaxi, khajhit, and felinids. I'm ambivalent towards these.

Personally I enjoy larian's lizards. Because we're on this website I feel compelled to say not for coom reasons, lizards are cool and they're one of the few popular nontolkien races.

Gnomes are fine.

>>578805340
I don't think larian is on the official schedule for an actual stage segment, but that's also exactly what they would do if they were going to surprise us....so it's not over until it's over.

I'm worried that warlock will just be a shallow action game wearing an rpg skin, but we'll see. We've had a lot of those over the years but you never know.

>>578801614
It was great, I made a balsamic spaghetti sauce from scratch. What did you guys have?
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>>578810843
just because someone posts here doesn't mean they need to support child murder numb nuts
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>>578810869
>w-why are you looking at me like that, mon-keigh
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>>578811104
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>>578811104
>Lots of people would say tabaxi, khajhit, and felinids. I'm ambivalent towards these.
That's no good. You have to be a lot more than ambivalent and tell these furries to yiff in hell.
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>>578811104
not your blog fatty, tell your discord how many doritos you eat but not here
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idk, but my autism compels me to get irritated when a setting has cat people but no other beastman subtype, ie dog/goat/snake
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Every general I have been in has someone who gets attached to the the attention whores like 578801614 and 578811303, I wish anons would make real friends. Some AI bots are free now.
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>>578811781
Meant for
>>578801614
>>578811303
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>>578811780
people really want to fuck cats
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>>578811949
No, people don't
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>>578811924
I did that on purpose you stupid little baka
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I had tomato soup to which I added two (2) eggs and two (2) slices of american cheese and now I'm snacking on kale chips
my favorite crpg is Stardew Valley
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>>578812045
>Yeah how did you know I love tabaxi, khajhit, and felinids

>>578811303
that's because he himself is a fucking disgusting furry faggot
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>>578812045
The ones who play cat races do
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>>578811780
Cats are just the only ones you’d believe could be sentient desu
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>>578810774
Keep it up champ! You're proving you're better than the shiposters.
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>>578812160
sorry you won't get (you)s like this
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>>578810774
how big are those rats
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>>578811780
Cat people are more scientifically plausible than those others.
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>>578812078
I know, and I disrupted your faggoty bitch post on purpose too. Post like you have a set of nuts, even if most of you had them cut off.
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>>578812160
>eggs in tomato soup
this post is ai
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>>578813103
No
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>>578813369
either the AI hallucinated an egg drop tomato soup or I'm just a culinary maverick
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best girl
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>>578813626
>2621 hp
mmo values in a crpg bother me
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>>578813928
It’s less mmo values and more arpg values
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>>578814579
same shit
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lohse's only the good companion with a good quest
i'd be more sympathetic towards that other girl but she's so edgy
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>>578812590
VERY BIG!

The player character is of average height and if normal Rathounds could stand, by the looks of it, they would have the same height.
The Rathound King: >>578806435 has the tallest model in the game and if Rathound Alphas could stand they'd probably be taller than him.
And finally there are Ancient Rathounds, the white ones with the king, they would tower over every human, and non-human for that matter, in UnderRail.
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https://youtu.be/D7rUgkqOXXI
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>>578815290
>d&d
oh nice
>actionslop
oh no
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>>578814985
scary...
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>>578815290
I like action rpgs and even I’m sick of all of them looking like the exact same game
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>>578815290
https://youtu.be/m1YWbdZMZoY
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Another night of /crpgg/ getting around 600 posts while I sleep
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>>578818040
600 posts, total word count: 1203
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>>578818040
stop living in the wrong timezone
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I like the idea of an unaligned RT especially since it feels like what a Rogue Trader is supposed to be but the game doesn't really support it. Is it worth giving a shot?
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TOMORROW WE GET AN EXODITE PRINCESS

I TRUST

I BELIEVE
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>>578818206
I actually quite like my time zone, as most of the day is calm here
It only starts getting bad when evening rolls around, and the worst happens while I sleep
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You remember Junkyard Kimi's mysterious cacti buyer? Been trying to keep an eye on that and unless I missed it SGS is the only place so far that has them.
Checked the agronomy level too to be sure, they're not being grown there either. I'll keep you posted.
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>>578818224
I liked my unaligned run. I wish it was supported more but Owlcat seems to love leaning into alignment autism. But I liked the ending that basically said I didn't give a fuck about convictions and only cared for profit.
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>>578818224
>Is it worth giving a shot?
yes, you don't get locked into retarded options
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>>578818224
You get absolutely no content whatsoever outside of a single ending, it's only there if you really hate all convictions
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>>578811780
There absolutely needs to be a fox person race. The potential is unreal.
No not a stupid kitsune that’s just a person with some appearance quirks. FOX. Person. That makes fox noises and does fox things as a race.
https://youtu.be/GegN_AXWWqc
An entire race of this.
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>>578818224
It’s basically just a bad end left over from release where it was somewhat possible to fuck up and end up unaligned. People only started shilling it recently.
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>>578818154
Of which circa 1000 would have would have been better off in a case file in a clinic for adult psychiatry.
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>>578819664
>It’s basically just a bad end left over
It has the best ending though
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>>578819664
>It’s basically just a bad end
How is it a bad end? The Imperium leaves you alone like the Dogmatic ending and you just go around being a Rogue Trader getting richer and more powerful.
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Alignments AUTISTS hate that I am not a dogmachud or iconocuck
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>>578820015
>[place alignment here]cucks and [place alignment here]cucks hate that I'm a [place alignment here]CHAD
definitely no alignment autism here
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>>578820015
You VILL embrace the creed of monodominance our ve VILL concoct a cartoonish method of execution for you!
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>>578819664
>>578818224
It's not a bad end, it's just "things carried on much as usual and rogue trader prospered"
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Who is the best romance for Unaligned?
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Unlike you autists I simply play the game carefully selecting every dialogue option for their alignment points
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>>578821603
Kibbles. Specifically yandere Kibbles.
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>>578821759
I just follow a guide and pick the optimal dialogue options for the ending /items I want.
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Found a cigar on my way to Rail Crossing, a promise is a promise.
Nothing happens, of course, but I thought it would be funny to try regardless.
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>>578818040
well? did you miss anything interesting?
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>>578823401
Don't think so, seems to have been the same as always
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Does anyone know when is Dark Heresy gamescom stuff gonna be or we don't know the exact times for showcases?
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>>578824884
no
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>>578824884
The Gamescom site is pretty difficult to navigate imo, and at least I couldn't find any sort of schedule for the showcases
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>>578826328
Wasn't that today already? Or is it ongoing?
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>>578827132
iirc showcases happen on the 26th and 27th
German time, mind you. So if you live in the new world, the dates on the site might be a bit off
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we love Camellia here
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>>578779032
understandable
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>>578827132
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>>578827421
Thanks, got the days mixed up
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>>578782063
none of those
I'm busy
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Sell me on your favourite single class martial builds for wotr
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>>578827421
But what time?
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The last time I played cavalier you would get dismounted while traveling between areas and (unless my memory is betraying me) after cutscenes. Is this still the case? Having to waste the first turn of combat on mounting up sort of ruined the class.
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Pff, amateur!
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>>578821759
I just mash through all dialogue while scanning the beginning of the choices for decision making indicators.
Then I'm missing the context and just choose one that sounds funny.
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>>578827970
I can't remember if it happens all the time but I can confirm from a recent mess around with some builds that it happens at least some of the time
Its only really a problem where you get dumped into a new zone and immediately into combat, but yes it is annoying when that happens
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>>578827732
Says at bottom of the image when the show starts, we don't know exact timeframes for specific games.
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https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BEN53yY
Cast your final votes, we may get DLC 4 reveal today
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>>578778019
It's an edgy setting.
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>me on my way to make /crpgg/ significantly worse

I'm considering playing some rogue trader today. I think I was hunting down some huge mech dude who looks like a spider but all the minor battles inbetween made me quit there. Was getting tedious.
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>>578830289
Looking forward to the seethe, the only thing that makes this geenral worse. You playing the game - doesn't because it's actually on-topic
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>passwhore is here
aight I'm out
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Still working on my CRPG. Or my agents are.
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>>578830568
Elon, you don't call your emplyees "agents" it makes you sound cringe, not cool
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>>578830445
It's already starting.
That reminds me, you need to tell me which quest I have to do for the Eldar whore. Or just tell me which system to go to.. I hope there is only one quest she gives me..
I need to do that so I can tell Heinrix to finally get rid of her.
Anons loved when I made him rid my ship of that mentally deranged negro psyker.
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>>578830685
I don't know, I've only dealt with the elf once when the game first released. After that it was a bullet ot the head every time. The quest is not worth it though, it just gives you some merchant junk
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>>578830856
Well that's underwhelming..
I gave her bullet to head on the first meet but she survived.
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>>578830289
That sounds like Kiava Gamma so make sure to explore thoroughly, there a couple of caches around plus Heinrixs quest
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>>578831296
Ah, right, that's why I went there.. I wanted to do quests for him cause he's cool. I like him.
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>>578830685
>Or just tell me which system to go to..
1) Forgotten Twins
2) Tenebris Aquae
3) Odaenathus XI
Then once it's done she'll tell you the location of a cache in Last Chance of Cyrene.
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>>578831296
Pasqal's quest too
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>>578830856
>it just gives you some merchant junk
It's a cloak and a chainsword, they're not too bad for that stage in the game.
Sword requires Aeldari weapon skill lmfao
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>>578829468
I think it might be a short teaser like the first reveal teaser trailer for DLC 3. We likely won't see companion.
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eww the passfag is here
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>>578828314
that cat is anon playing any crpg
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>>578830685
>too retarded to even read a quest log
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>>578831876
>you need special training in the operation of alien weapons…to use a sword

Lmao.
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>>578832372
You want me to read? Why would I do that? I hate reading.
>>578831535
Very nicu
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>my Enchantment's DC is 34
>Enemies regularly pass the save
WoTR is bullshit
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>>578832372
he wants anons to tell him what to do
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>>578830685
Based
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Fuuuck.. I forgot where I wanted to go or where I came from..

Guess I'll hunt for treasures.
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Nvm, I found a space sissy
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>>578830445
>blogposting is good
lol
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>>578832595
I miss when we used to bully people for spoonfeeding
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>>578832751
NTA, but I vastly prefer blogposting over our usual output such as
>I want to lick her rank asshole clean
>I was cucked
>Sawyer was right
>Sloppaposting
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Hold the phone.
Am I crazy or is there a Bloodletter singing "Khorne, Khorne, Khorne" in the battle music with this space marine...
https://files.catbox.moe/yshkjy.mp4
That's the sickest lyrics I heard in a while.
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>>578832738
Take a can opener to the book mutant
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>>578832751
Yes, that's right. Much better than "lol" any whatever vapid shit you have to offer.
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>schizo namefag glazer goes on hour long rants
>now pasnigger is going to post for hours
Worst thread of this year
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>>578833076
Blogposting is good when someone is actually playing the game and isn't just begging for attention
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>>578833201
And why can’t you play a game yourself lol
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>>578833143
I thought you played with music off……..
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>>578833320
The glazer will defend the passfag soon don’t worry. He’s probably the one happily responding to his posts right now.
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>>578832656
Did you find Heinrix's quest yet? You have to go through some double doors accessed from that rotating platform
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>>578833392
Not always completely off, just very, very low.. like 10% or so. And I didn't start my markiplier video on loop yet so I heard it play that music. Turned it up a little to understand what they were singing.
But now, I must re-watch the same markiplier video I've been re-watching for 10 years.
>>578833509
Still cleaning out shit and looting.. gimme some time.
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>>578833542
You have a very cursed way of playing games
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>>578833723
But I keep winning.
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Aw hell yeah, eat my entire ass.
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>>578833143
Is that the console UI or some mod?
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>>578832445
>>>you need special training in the operation of alien weapons…to use a sword
Lore wise Eldar weapons and armours need psychic training for humans to use them to their full capabilities. Otherwise you'd just be swinging around a club.
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>>578834238
I don't have a console so I dunno but it's what it looks like to me and I play on controller, like always.
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>>578834159
Does Heinrix actually let you keep that thing? I've never tried to recruit it
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>>578832445
human chainswords are gasoline powered, eldar ones have a battery
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>>578834747
I doubt it cause it's really fucking big. Thus far he hasn't said anything about it tho.
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This is getting a bit annoying.. it's been like 18mins now and he is only half health..
He can't kill me, my dudes are too tough..
Abelard solo parries the dog to death..
I have to deal like 1-4 dmg to him per hit..
This is taking forever. It's not even difficult.
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Now he's having a parry block battle with abelard and neither can hurt each other..
Oh.. My.. God..
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Oh my god, I should have recorded that.. when did I make my last post.. 21:44.. now it's 23..
2 minutes.
So I hit the boss in the ass with a different character. He turns around and hits Abelard for some reason.
Abelard parries, shield bash
parried
strike
parried
boss hits abelard again
parried
shield bash
parried
strike
parried
boss hits abelard again
parried
shield bash
6dmg
strike
parried
over and over and over for 2 entire minutes. I was watching Abelard: The Movie. I didn't do anything. They were locked in a 2 minute long parry retaliation battle.. Abelard eventually won.. he managed to grind down his entire ~120hp that he had left.
WHAT IS THIS GAME?
I don't know what to feel. I'm switching between shocked and laughing over here.
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>>578835450
Bro...
You've got Heinrix in the party. >>578832656
You've got two custom companions.

Does nobody have pyromancy? And if not what are you doing?
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>>578835231
His armor is too thick.
Do you have an operative? Wear down his armor with the Analyze Enemies / Exploit Weakness combo
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>>578835790
>He turns around and hits Abelard for some reason.
Because Ableard was the priority target due to his Yell power, and that boss counterattacks when hit, but always against the priority target
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This is the kind of retard owlcat balances the game for.
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>>578835790
Honestly sounds pretty kino
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I CAN KEEP THE DOG

>>578835807
Henrix is my handsome face pet. He sits in the back and casts 5 buff spells every turn and never attacks.
>>578835821
My bro.. listen to what anon says >>578836087 if I were to debuff the dude, I wouldn't get to watch Abelard go LetMeSoloHer for 2 minutes. That shit was sooo hype. Had Abelard ever dealt more than 5-10dmg, it would be over instantly.
>>578835915
I honest to god have no idea what triggers a taunt in this game.
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Awww... bros.. Gemini says I can't keep the Dog. Why didn't u warn me?
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Well now I'm not having fun anymore. I wanted the dog.
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>>578836475
>>578836539
He's not that useful. His only value is doing warp encounter battles for you so you don't have to fight demons on the lower decks every second jump
He doesn't take part in regular away missions
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Impressive. This rando is way stronger than the boss. He just nukes my party easily.

>>578837143
That sounds cool to me
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>>578834321
why are you a girl
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This game is designed to make fun of my intelligence..
I ran around the entire facility like 10 times.
I played with a train cart that ran over 4 of my dudes, insta killing them and giving me a wheel.
I see the area I'm supposed to go to in the top right.
I see the shaft that it probably wants me to take there.
I see a terminal asking me for a code.
But I can't figure out where to get that fucking code and why I have a fucking wheel now.

>>578838582
Why not?
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Fuck this, I'm googling this shit..
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>>578836219
>I honest to god have no idea what triggers a taunt in this game.
You have to do it manually
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>>578838856
I've never seen that skill before
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>>578838602
>why I have a fucking wheel now.
It's for once you get inside the door
I think you get the code for the door from some datacrypt that Theodora left behind. There's a rumour to investigate about this
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>>578838602
You can't do shit with that until you complete the Classified Information rumour which should be somewhere in your journal
You can just come back for it later
I can't remember if you get anything worthwhile or just lore
I remember accidentally gassing myself
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>>578838971
I went into the secret door and put a wheel in there.. now I have a 2nd wheel.
Google says the code is from a techpriest around the steam vents but there is no tech priest here, nobody is here. And Heinrix won't let me leave cause he wants to do his quest.
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>>578839058
But Heinrix is throwing a hissy fit and doesn't wanna leave
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See, he says we need to go somewhere..
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Wait, I found a random door..
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>>578839063
>Google says the code is from a techpriest around the steam vents
That's a different code, to do with Henrix's quest (I think)
That techpriest is much earlier, right next to the first combat encounter
See map
There's a ladder you can erect, to bypass some annoying steam vents
Talk to the techpriest for Heinrix's shit
Then go to the round platform thing and rotate it, and enter the door indicated
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Because of retards like this our games are being dumbed down
HL2 tier tester
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>>578839579
Well there is no techpriest but I found the door that goes to the cages
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>>578839614
The game says I'm the right age for it. Not my fault it has no quest markers.
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A fight, huh.. well good thing I don't have any injuries from walking through steam 500 times
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>>578839616
Weird, maybe he got bored waiting for you and went home
Anyway yeah that's Heinrix's quest, now you can leave
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>>578839964
Yeah.. leave..
That's not that easy. Since all my dudes have so many injuries they have basically 0 skills, I'm trying to farm stacks on Argenta so she can kill shit again.. this is gonna be endless dodge buffing, healing and shooting.. if I survive.
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>>578840619
You can build a colony project on Janus that periodically gives you a stack of medkits specifically for removing traumas
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>>578840751
I have never used a medkit besides in the tutorial because I'm too lazy to use this stupid menu.
I have never used a single consumable item actually.
I just raw dog everything.
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is this larping as a retard or something
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>>578840814
Why are you even playing a game if you're not going to be interacting with its gameplay. Go on youtube and watch a playthrough of it.
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>>578841001
>>578841042
Sounds like you guys are scrubs. I don't need medkits, that's magic. Magic is for pussies. Same with debuffs.
I'm winning this with max injuries possible. Fucking 1 weapon skill and 14 ballistic skill.
EASY
Get Good
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Win.
Easiest thing I've ever done.
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>>578841110
Jesus christ, you are one annoying retard.
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why are you walking this retard through literally every aspect of this game
what's wrong with you
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If you get even one trauma you didn't beat the game
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Check out dem stats and my stash of medkits I don't use cause I'm not a pussy.
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Damn...
This thing just gives a 2nd turn? And I got 19 of these? And you guys use THIS? Fkn scrubs, lol, lamau.
I'mma put em all in cargo.
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Man I love talking shit so much.
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My gf says it's normal to use medkits sometimes and that I'm not a scrub if I do it
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>>578841597
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Fuck u mean "thumbs up int".. nah dude, I'm dumb as shit.
More weapon skill.
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Damn....forgot how to breathe again....
Can any crpggbros help?
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>>578842013
You have to do that manually
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>>578841921
The game has noticed your playstyle
>Man this guy is dumb af
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>>578842630
It gave me a mega awesome new armor that has awesome stats but it says..
>if the character has 55 or more intelligence
..the highest I have is 45 on cassia..
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>>578842676
Maybe you can rebuild Cass as a melee tank, give her a little more int, and stick her on the front line
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>>578843000
What a wild idea..
An idea that would completely destroy my current team..
You see, I need her because her 25AOE Heals every single turn are what keeps my dudes alive long enough until I stacked enough stacks onto them so they dodge everything.
I would have no other way of healing.
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I have 57hrs in this game? wild..
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Is it possible to lower stats? I think Argenta should be dumber.
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>>578839614
Owlcat basically told mr build autist himself they wouldn't nerf all the basic gamebreaking shit you get from playing the game normally because the average person is essentially too stupid to use it intentionally
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>>578843068
>her 25AOE Heals every single turn
O I see
So much for Lord Captain Rawdog
Actually I didn't even know she had a heal like that, might be cool
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>>578843257
I only said I don't use consumables cause those are magic and magic is for pussies.
Mmm.. well I gave her that pet talent tree and the servo skull. The servo skull has a medic aura that heals all allies inside its range when their turn starts and the extra boost skills lets them leave the circle and still heal.
It also doubles all my extra turns given. When I give someone an extra turn for attack or movement, the closest ally inside the servo skull range gets that too.. and their next ability costs 1 less.
Now I must play some Tekken before I lose my mind with the tedious combat again.
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>>578843396
The servo skull is my favourite pet, I love the heal and the taunt
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https://youtu.be/W6I37jelcMk?si=o106bo2VThtQsKIU
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>>578843481
I think it's pretty fucking useless without a navigator as baseline tho, no? Cause if it doesn't double all the extra rounds, what is it doing besides heal? Suck my dick?
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>>578843750
Relays officer powers
All the buffs officers give, target the skull and they become aoe
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>>578844049
I mean.. that's kinda what I meant. Cassia is an officer and navigator in one.
But I didn't know it would AoE my voice of command.
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>>578844234
Yep.
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>>578844234
Eogunn can make good use of it for relaying his power that electrifies people's attacks
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>>578844583
Yeah but he's ugly so I bring Heinrix for the buffs.
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Why don’t crpg devs put yellow paint on the tooltips?
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>>578845972
Ah bro, I know that one! When there is cum on a ledge it means I can climb it! Always look out for cum on ledges!
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another day, another role to play!
good luck with your adventures today, /crpgg/, wherever they may take you!
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>>578845972
Thats basically what holding TAB and highlighting interactables is
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>>578847318
Oh.. it's a cat.. took me only 20minutes
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Kot for DLC 4
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>>578848883
Isn't it impressive how this pair of ass fangs is more interesting than all of TW40k footage?
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>>578848968
Why are you not working or in education.
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>>578849284
I got a job. Am a mailman.
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>>578849596
Oh
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>>578848883
B-but the feral (death) world gladiator I conjured up of air and dreams..
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>>578849596
Hmmm bear and bull....bear and bull....
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>>578850923
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>>578852659
>this is the woman Camfags latched on to
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>>578852659
That's a very monkey-esque face
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>>578852659
0/10 lips too big.
As a camfag I can only hang with thin-lipped women.
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>>578852791
Cam is shit, don't use your DS against her to shitpost against 'gina
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what torture exactly did Yrliet go through?
getting mean-girl'd into drukhari?
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>>578853152
Not a crpg
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Mass Effect is crpg and The Expanse is a Mass Effect copy. Therefore, The Expanse is a crpg.
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>>578853209
Yeah they tried to peer-pressure her into trying a little torture
She'll also volunteer to get experimented on by Tervantias as a way of atoning, which you can allow or refuse
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>>578853209
Marazhai pulled her ponytail
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>>578848883
Yani neko space arc.
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>>578853351
Mass effect is a fps
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>>578852659
not crpg faggot
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>>578853351
No, neither are crpgs.
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New romanceable character introduced in The Witcher 3: Songs of the Past - Lilla. Her virginity is not confirmed, but because this is a medieval fantasy game fan speculation is rampant that her pussy is both hairy and hasn't been bathed in several days. No word yet on cuckoldry.
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>>578855808
Witcher 3 is not a crpg either.
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>>578855921
Define CRPG in a way that encompasses all games commonly called a CRPG but which doesn't include this game or other common targets of your autism.
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The expanse identifies as a CRPG
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>>578856376
ywnbacrpg
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>>578777556
>Check why party is randomly losing trash mob fight in WoTR
>Half of the party including their pet doesn't auto attack anymore for some reasons and just stand still doing nothing
Is there any fixes for this or is the run done? How is an old game like this with many updates still has bugs?
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>>578856693
One of many problems in the game is that there are two combat modes and both suck. RTWP has most characters doing nothing or only doing their basic attack. Turn based takes sixty five years because the encounter frequency was designed for real time.
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>>578855808
>DLC for a 11 year old game
Wow, this will save the industry!
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>>578857135
I think what will save the industry is you doomscrolling X and watching a lot of sky is falling youtubers, and reporting back here.
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PLACE YOUR BETS
WILL THE DARK HERESY SHOWCASE BE A NOTHINGBURGER?
WILL WE EVEN GET ANYTHING FOR RT
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>>578855808
>Lilla
is that another waifu named after a flower?
like Camellia?
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>>578857382
Starrok will goatse live on stage
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>how can I make this about my waifu
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>>578857382
I don't think we'll get any news for DLC4 considering RT isn't listed in the schedule.
No idea about DH but it better not be a nothingburger. Either a companion trailer (+the romances) like they did with RT back in the day or a release date would be great to see.
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>>578857382
Disco scratch-n-sniff collectible
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>>578857382
It will be a nothingburger since its meant to present the game for the general public, not fans.
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Planescape Torment isn't a crpg.
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its starting sistes
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>>578857936
Seems pointless when all you have to do to emerge yourself in Discordance stank is to not take out your trash for three weeks and get in and get a good sniff of all the exiting new flora and fauna living in the soggy residual.
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>>578858056
It's also not good.
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I'm 41, and I honestly can't fucking wait for this.

I love star wars, I love xcom, and I've paid no attention to anything about this game.

I can't fucking wait.
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>>578857936
If this was in the collectors edition I would actually buy it.
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>>578858450
cring
>>
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>>578858274
But I’m at fucking work. What kind of game conference starts at 4 in the afternoon. Dinner is at 5:30. there’s no time to do anything
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>>578858698
They are just glazing and advertising Xbox rn. You aren't missing much yet
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>>578858698
>Dinner is at 5:30
weird schedule but ok
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>>578858797
Alright good.
>>578858871
That’s normal dinner time in my country
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>>578858675
me on the left
also not a crpg
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>>578858675
Me second from the right.
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>>578859067
>normal dinner time in my country
Weird, that's not how we do things in Germany
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crazy taxi crpg
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As a ghoul, Heather Poe is willing to do anything her Tremere masters ask of her. ANYTHING.
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I thought this was going to be a showcase like yesterday's, a trailer and call it a day, this is so fucking boring
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not trying to force a gimmick or anything but I'm getting tired of saying "not a crpg" guys can you make an effort to stop posting regina and visual novels and actionslop
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>>578859148
When do you eat in Germany?
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>>578859637
what are you talking about
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>>578859637
They showed 2 games and went back to yapping. Maybe after the DH trailer they will have the devs also yapping
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>>578859697
the xbox showcase
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>noooooo why are they advertising the console they're here for they need to show waifus and vaginas
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>>578859981
Well I thought they were going to SHOW more games
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>>578859981
They're not advertising the console, they're just playing minecraft
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>>578859981
https://youtu.be/rzke4vbsjcw
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my crpg's advertising will showcase the companions through a human trafficking-like auction
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>>578832751
>lol
Quality /crpgg/ post
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I want a Discordance anus inhaler
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>>578860540
mad no one wants to read your blog
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Okay I am thinking maybe this show isn't worth watching
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>>578834747
>Does Heinrix actually let you keep that thing?
No. He used to not care on release. But after some patches he kills the thing if you try to recruit it. Argenta does the same
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>>578841189
I said this
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>>578843163
With toybox, yeah
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>>578853209
What do you think happened to Yrliet in the transport before the trial that she shows up bruised and cut up and flinching, wow I really wonder.
>>
OWLCLOWNS WHERE ARE THE DH NEWS??????
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there should be a wuxia crpg
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>>578853209
She had to touch a monke and say "Monke lives matter"
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>>578861574
Bro? Your Jade Empire?
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>>578860540
You can't use words like 'quality' with them, just post a sad face or angry face emoji.
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>>578861229
they pushed her around and shoved her in a locker, unlocking the childhood bullying memories
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>>578861472
DH will be shown near the end of the stream, you'll have to wait quite a bit for that.
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I need DH onaholes
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Mega Man when
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>>578861740
not the same
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>>578861574
Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion
was honestly pretty fun
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>>578856456
>>578861990
Fuck you're right, they're in order. How long is this shit going to be?
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I could bake but it would be a lazy edition
I'll give you 10 minutes to think of something better
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>>578862297
Make it dark heresy themed. It's what everyone is here for rn
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>>578862297
baking now
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>>578862393
fucking hell
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>>578862167
looks cartoony
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>>578862373
Nobody cares about Whorehammer 40k cocks
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>>578862731
I do
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>nobody cares about the topic that gets 400 replies every thread
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>>578862731
I do thats why I am watching!
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it gets 400 replies from the same three trannies
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>>578862373
>>578863152
>>578863152
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>>578863205
based more touma
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>>578856017
Games made to simulate or primarily inspired by the tabletop gaming experience.
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>>578858371
It’s impossible to find out if PT is a good game in 2026 because the graphics are intolerable.
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I'd rather see Fable than saarscammer games tbqh
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Main character female for Fable is kinda cute low key, and you know that thing is hairy too



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