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FOXES OWE ME SEX
I'd rape Reisa
soon
YOU SEE THIS DUMB FLAT FOX IN THE ONE PIECE? SHE IS A FUCKING RETARD THAT RUNS INTO DANGER. I HATE THIS FOX.
Wakamo
Hina should wank me
12 entire teams. I knew it was going to be bad but I will take what I can get.
>>578820709hitting all of them means 5x the dmg retard
cumming on the toramaru commander seat so iroha sits on it
>>578820863Kek
>>578820934>Each time projectile penetrates an enemy, damage is reduced by 45% (minimum 10% damage).
>>578820905
>>578820905Now I feel better about my 7 teams. Still had fun without consulting a guide like a bot
>>578820905what the fuck nigga
I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND. THIS SHIT IS COMPLETELY INCONSISTENT.
Anyone have a Kurumi up for borrow in Asia?
My precious desert rose.
>>578821189We already told you how to fucking fight it, stop spamming the thread if you're going to be retarded on purpose
>>578820863you're only allowed to call ugly or actually retarded students retarded
>>578821236The perspective on the arms look odd
>>578820715Watch this girl be another fucking dork.
Cunming inside Iroha so she gets pregnant. Then marrying Iroha.
>>578820905you didn't mention if it's TOR or LUN you retard>>578821358THIS IS GETTING BORING
>>578820905I hope this is lunatic mock TA record, because nigga you have everyone.
>>578821417you should be able to tell which it is by looking at his roster
>>578821276Go fuck yourself, useless cunt. If you're not going to help me when I ask then shut the fuck up.>>578821304A pity Seia isn't useless. I don't even have a screenshot of her from the story to use.
>>578820905>vanilla HinaSOUL
>>578821496I don't have Yakumo BEimi or BRio or BToki
>>578821526>If you're not going to help meWe told you to group them up and then AoE them, it doesn't get simpler than that MORON
What's the appeal of Fox Squad again?The lost to their SRT juniors TWICE!
>>578821526anon, /bag/ here isn't that great when it comes to raids and stufftry the other tab
>>578821602naizuri
>>578821526>>578821016>ignores being called out as a retard when calling people trying to help as retardJust ignore this seanig
>>578821568Ok, so is it tor or lun?
>>578821602Fox squad have animal ears and that's cuteRabbit squad have FAKE FAKE FAKE animal ears
This is my team, I made this myself.
>>578821404
>>578821734The so called free thinker
>>578821602just flavor of the month girls
This is actually quite tasteful and discrete for a weeb watch. Nice size, decent movement, minimal branding.https://world-wide-watch.jp/c/brand/and/bluearchive/and-ba38hknz
>>578821631>try the other tabI ain't going to any other site to talk about this game>>578821681I'm not some SEAmonkey, faggot.>>578821580I guess I'll just screw around with it until I get it.
>>578821493Can the fat one breathe underwater?
im glad blue archive has multiple threads because the other one I was using has completely derailed into offtopic garbage and spam
The Yakumo strat is pretty fucking funny but I don't actually know how it works
>>578821832Is it by the same guys that made the Schale watch? That one looked cool too
>>578821734Wish I could copy you but my Shun and S.Hoshino are level 1.
Rank 1 must have a really expensive gaming chair huh?
>>578821832>>578821832>wasting money on a watch in 2026a retard or a woman?
I just did the Rio critmald
>>578822016I had to use a watch when I used to be a bus driver, you're just a NEET or not in a job that requires it
>>578821725Why the fuck would it be tor
>>578821987Believe in yourself
>>578821189are you doing luna or tor?fast tors are enough to plat on JP which means it should be more than enough for global
>>578821923Yep.>>578822016Yes. I also collect headphones/iems, sneakers, gunpla, and recently got into cheap chinese mech keebs as well.
>>578821891>Why is she fatA foolish question Almost all deep diving animals have a thick layer of fat to protect them under water. Fat is the greatest insulator against the extreme cold of the depths.
Imagine raping Reisa and forcing her to marry (you) so that she could raise the child.
>>578822158have you tried LOOKING at the HP bar
>>578822015Something's fishy here....
>>578821891No she can't.
>>578822259I dont MEMORIZE hp barsI was gonna help but if you're gonna be a dick then I don't see the point
>>578822313I'm not the guy who asked you to look at the bars. It's Torment.
Terrible creature
Why is she wearing the shoes.
What the fuck, was Mina always this pretty?
>>578822387It looks so soft to touch
>>578822451They give the clown buff
>>578822461that artist is just GOATED
this is as far as i go
Those are underage girls in bras you just posted.
>>578822545>responding to AI posting indianthat's why green is better
>>578822637yes, and?
There's an impostor among us
>>578822250It's also why despite being known as "killer whales", Orcas have never attacked humans outside of captivity. Humans don't have enough fat compared to their regular diet.
qrd on why /bag/ hates aris now?
Let's pass the time with terrible whale facts
>>578822747Kei mogged her really hard
This but clown Momoi
>>578822373>Global torhttps://www.youtube.com/@vuhnchThis guy usually has lazy easy to follow clears that I like following since they're simpleIf you prefer more optimal/maldy shit and hate being suboptimal then I like these people for JP tryhardy stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/@K.K.Archives/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@Junpoi3/videosBut you'll have to search for their kaiten clears since that was a while ago on JPThere was also a chink that did both tryhard clears and automode stuff but he seems to have quit and deleted his youtube acc.
>>578822778why'd she do that
>>578822780imagine the smell
The squishy part of a Beluga whale’s head is called a melon.
gaooo
>>578822628there's still a week left
>>578822778qrd why Kei is completely irrelevant now despite being a pretty recent addition to the game?
this shape isn't sexy
>>578822751I am dawwing to death from how cute the baby whale is.
Aris is a failureKei is a failureDeath to anyone who likes them
>>578822918you sound like a butthurt aris fag
All your favorite students are irrelevant. Only the great Makoto deserves fame and attention
>>578822786>https://www.youtube.com/@vuhnch>has leveled girls I don't have leveled/don't haveI guess I'm sticking to Insane.
I was looking for Yakumo in the striker tab of the assistant screen.
>>578822718Science actually has no idea why whales do anything Everything they believe is just a guessAI is currently making great strides in understanding animals speech, and finding out they actually do talk to each other. It's just as likely they simply don't see humans as an enemy unless attacked first. Computers are good at seeing patterns that humans can't.https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/researchers-translate-bat-talk-and-they-argue-lot-180961564/
>>578822016A watch is a fashion item. T-shirt and basketball shorts guy like you wouldn't get it.
>>578822780Imagine the rape
Hoshino get off the internet.
Are people actually excited for the water school? I would rather have more alts for currently existing girls.
>>578822918>40 doujins to 150 doujinslmao, aris is irrelevant.
>>578822996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKgC3jRzYbUThis guy also has also stuff too. I tend to default to either rainstorm or vuhn for my stuff.If you're on NA then you'll have to put in some effort to do a somewhat decent torment and for Asia I'm pretty sure clearing torment at ALL would guarantee you a plat so the levels of effort you need to put in depend on what server you're in.And if you're on EU then you're fucked I guess.
>>578823121Yes. I love that they're giving us 2 new glasses students. And if you've been paying attention to the story since the start, Odysseia is one of the biggest questions people had.
>>578822461Yes
>>578822971Nameless priests won
>>578823190
>>578822885
cumming on the toramaru hatch handle so iroha touches it
It's kinda funny how everyone just forgot about Aris the moment Kei became her own thing, turns out nobody cared about Aris all along
>>578823121back then when /bag/ called alt-archive and yearned for new students...well yeah, i'm excited with water school
>>578823121>Why are they adding this school that's been talked about since the beginning of the gameProbably because its been talked about since the beginning of the game. Six years later its time to add it already and let the girls have some time to get to know you, before its too late.
All your favourite students are irrelevant.
We love Alice though
>>578823261Now what would compel you to type this huh?
>>578823183I'm NA. I looked at Rainstorm and he's using girls I don't have leveled/don't have. So yeah, can't copy him. I'll try again tomorrow maybe.
>>578823363A true believer? Impossible
>>578823121More excited for this school than anything since Hyakkiyako
>>578823021>Everything they believe is just a guessYes, that's how most of science works. You start with an observation and come up with a hypothesis that may explain it>Observation: Orcas don't attack humans outside of captivity>Hypothesis: Humans don't have a lot of fat compared to what they normally hunt and prey onOrcas aren't whales btw
>>578823505This thumbnail is fucking with me. She looks like she's just a head and standing with her twin tails.
This thumbnail is really fucking me
>>578823363>>578823505>>578823698We hate her
I would immediately succumb to Iroha if I sense from her even just an intent to tease me
>>578820715New story today?
Worth doing this shit past round 7?
Hina babu
>weI'm going balls deep in this roomba.
>>578823961>only round 7 with 5 days leftholy brick
>>578824057I don't hoard AP for events.
>>578822938Sensei, you can't go any younger...
We need the princess back from the thief
>>578823936in around 6 hours
>>578824069if only the anime had been like that short................
>>578824132You're supposed to be pvp and pyro x3 refreshing daily at the minimum. That's why you're bricked.
>>578824296The summer one was better
>>578823961after round 7 you get only 10 elephs, so if you want to get ogogi to UE40 without spend your elephs go for it
Toki having to hit a consistent amount of crit in the first phase is perhaps the most frustrating part about this.
>>578824325I use my PVP tokens for the eleph of the students there and not for AP.
>>578822297
>>578823617
>>578824481...why? At least do that when you're not in a Welfare student that is literally core for an upcoming raid
>>578824543I haven't seen this in years.
inb4 you can plat with borrowed eimi and none of this matters
>>578823961>>578824057
Everyone hates Aris.But I am not everyoneI am not we
>>578824756What are you doing nigga
>>578824641You either borrow Eimi or Erika, so you need either one or the other
This is my Torment clear. There are many like it, but this one is mine.Had too much fun fucking around with Yakumo for Phase 1 that I used up almost half the timer but I don't think a 1T clear with base Hina is practical. I also couldn't 1T Phase 2 with Team 3 yet. I managed to get a timing down such that I can stagger the mech just before/while it's charging up the big Fuck You sword slash, but I get obliterated by the second missile barrage and I couldn't find a rotation that would let me stagger him at that moment too, hence the clean-up team. But I managed to use all three versions of Hina. No I won't attempt Lunatic. I may even stick to Insane for the daily clears.
Sorry, I actually like to try and play the game with a minuscule amount of effort it takes to prepare for new boss.
>>578824829My best ;_;
>>578824841Your WHAT?!
child feet
We won't have a new school next yearAll the new schools introduced so far were mentioned multiple times since release and was notably foreshadowed in the 2nd pv, and they've never revealed a new school ever since (unless you somehow count Ebisu)
>>578824237Read the story fool. We no longer desire the princess or the key, they are traitors. Filth that have allied themselves with Sensei, used their power for his sake, got in the way of our latest scheme. A disgusting display. We cannot blame ourselves, no. This too is Senseis fault but all shall be made right. Yes. We will take responsibility. She will meet an end by our hand along with all as we strive to reclaim that which is ours. Indeed while Sensei continues to rewrite the script all roads inevitably lead to our victory. It is only a matter of time. Rent is due and he will pay.
I need an image of Aris wearing this swimsuit.
>>578824325>and Pyro x3Lol.
>>578825006I am curious what they'll do with schools going forward.Realistically I expect an expansion of Kivotos at some point. Maybe at the end of part 2.
https://x.com/_kay676/status/2092283517812043932>Ryzagpt appears>people are trying to make her say lewd stuff that's what AI was made for
>>578825112Blue Archive?
>>578822016>fashionlets on /bag/
>>578825006Italian school next year
>>578825216Imagine the smell.
>>578824512Stop excluding meIt's just a tan I swear
>>578822461>Missing the scar on her eye.It's worse than forgetting the halo.
>>578825293She has a scar?
>>578825238
>>578822747Some Hina fans were mad that people didnt like the way that Hina is handled in the story. They assumed the people complaining were fans of Aris (for some reason) and started talking shit about Aris to get back at those people. In other words, pure agenda brainrot.
>>578825095uh yeah? 1,200 pyro across two weeks, You aren't getting more than 20-50 ligma out of the majority of tenners. Therefore it is more valuable to spend the pyro on the AP in order to spend less ligma on your ue40 Otogi. Who is also not getting a rerun, so any further building after this while be even more out of your own pocket.
>>578825238wildhunt....exists
>>578825360why does she have six left fingers
are we hype for Final Fantasy 7 Part 3
>caring about fashionblack or a woman?
>>578825424will be*
This is the first time I've seen making a character younger made them less sexy
>>578824573>core raidI don't even have enough money to elevate her anyway. I'll survive.
>>578825357>>578823220Take a close look at her picture in game.
>>578825562This artist's style is very hit or miss
>>578825531>not caring about how you lookAre you from 2012? Looking good, shaving and working out makes you feel good
I think you guys should stop whining on new designs after traitors couped
How can Sensei teach love when he can't even love himself?
>>578825060Best I can do.
I do have infographics on all the wildhunt italian guns. Although it would be easier if there was some sort of image that compiled them
think?
>forgetting Mina's scar>forgetting Kayoko's mole>forgetting Kayoko's little wing>forgetting Shiroko's special pupils with homophobia>forgetting to draw a gunshot wound on Sensei when he's naked fucking a student
>>578825670Yeah, their game is a good example of how lucky we really are.
>>578825637you're still ugly and brown probablyand most of all women still don't like you
>>578825531Why would you buy things that look bad on you when you can buy things that look good on you.
I am brown
https://x.com/kawasemi_2137/status/2090798324110811418
Which student would nosebleed while squirting her brains out
>>578825870Kanoe
>>578825802You've been projecting for literal months goddamn bro. How about you take the advice so you're not a depressed mess.
>>578825697I'll compile them if you send me a link to them
>>578825583Not really the point. Crab will have reruns. Ogege won't. By the time you are capable of doing crab, you'll be wasting much more ligma because you didn't farm. Her abilities/lvls/gear mean nothing compared to wasting 1000 ligmas to get her to ue40 when you could've gotten it for "free" now.
>>578825951https://x.com/BArchiveWarfare
>>578825785The nurse mogs Blue Archive new gen though.
>>578825697Need more WW1 guns MORE
>self improvement has to be about women
>still too afraid to post herwhat.a.bitch.lmao!
>>578823363That's a very tight hole.
>>578826042>wasn't even shilled oncekek, you don't even believe it
>>578825841Iori...
>>578825583This is most likely a once in a lifetime chance you can freely farm her. At the very least youre supposed to 3x pvp coin just to farm stage 12 otherwise you're going to spend eligma for her the moment Crab gets a rerun
I just want my Shuro...
>>578825637zesty nigga
How was gamescom?Anything good announced?
Releasing your load inside Ibuki must feel like paradise
>>578826042>Discount Uiyeah, nah. They're not mogging anything aside from backpedaling to heir supposed early 2000s aesthetic.
>fitlets on /bag/
Guns are the deepest lore
>>578822016Let me guess, your entire wardrobe is black t-shirts and jortsWatches are peak male /fa/, eye-catching yet subtle.I bought a perfect bootleg of the Omega that Bond uses in the new game and its such a fucking gorgeous accessory piece to most outfits.
>>578826251Better than doing it to ibuki videos
Cumming inside Iroha.Taking responsibility.
>>578823121i like the concept of a maritime schooli just don't like any of the new girls
cuming inside iroha and then wiping my dick clean with her hair
>>578825602i guess they never miss huh?
Do your pilates
>>578826450Have you tried having better taste?
>>578826268Sports women don't look this slender and I'm not gay enough to be a gym regular
>>578826346actually I have subtle gamer BA merch with a fucked up print shame my job doesn't let you wear anything with graphics on them or I'd wear it in to work too
*tips*
>>578824841You could 1T with this.
>All the diving club uses soviet gunsmakes you think
>>578826492do your students*
>>578823121new girls are cute so why wouldn't Ialso a new school concept means a new setting/development, of course I am excited for it.
>>578826567>RW volume was sacrificed for Odyssey because of this
>>578825637short sleeve flannel shirts and khaki shorts in the summerlong sleeve flannel shirts and jeans in the wintersimple as
If nothing else, gehenna is always pretty consistent with their guns. More than some schools at least.
>>578826527I'm stuck in a (pretty decent position) office job so the best I can do is watches and occassional ties whenever an important meeting arises. The highlander watch would fit right in though, looks surprisingly elegant for weeb merch.
>>578826694good
>>578825718Why these two? Not that I'm complaining
>>578823121Retard
>there's more porn about shun small than the big oneSays a lot about your game
Casio watches are the peak watch.
Which odyssey would you bellyblast?
>>578826738Same. At least I can wear (boring) short sleeve shirts when it's fuckhot out.It is sort of funny how they're fine with me having stacks of manga and multiple anime figures at my desk but they don't want any kind of clothes graphic despite the fact I never meet with anyone kek
>>578826567>we'll possibly get kino sino-soviet border conflict shenanigans where the new school keep fucking up and have to be rescued due to their incompetence
>>578826778Yes, it does
>>578826778add small shun and big shun to any other game and the same would happen
>>578826778I know, isn't it awesome!
>>578826778Out of 10!
I want to have sex with Yukino right now!!!
>>578826868>mexicoBros...
>>578826758Guessing they are together as the cleansers for p1/p2 most people will be using for crab clears.
>>578826868>MexicoDios mio
Small shun is twelve you sick fuck
>>578826719Millenium is multinational
>>578826853I think its only the diving club that has soviet weapons. Not the entire school.
>>578826868hey I know that gun
>>578826518NTA but Odyssey students so far are more AL trash than KC kino.
>>578826943Many are saying this.
>>578826694Thank fuck
The world keeps turning
>>578827009I know it from Battlefield 1
>>578827024Those breasts are too big!
>>578826962Actually she seems to be even younger than Kokona, so I'd say she's 10 or even 9
>>578827040Sayuri unironically got me more than Kei.
>>578825025Didn't the Chroma kill literally nobody when it invaded?It even used Perorodzilla of all things as its strongest defender of the False Sanctums.When you're the big purple thing in the sky that makes everyone who looks at it go insane and turn into a flower or something you gotta really try to not do lasting damage.
>>578827040kei is still the doujin queen
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>578826778A lot of good things!
Apparently that Kivotos warfare account became half an Usamusume account, which is making it harder to find stuff. They could have just made a second account for Uma stuff.
>>578827065Arguable. AFAIK she's the only one with any sort of chest.
>SEAfags wonIs Blue Archive saved?
>>578826868>loli>mexican gunThey know me well.
>>578827164Boycotting is a failure
Kei is krap
>>578823121Just glad we have names for them, calling her “short-haired white odyssey student” is a fucking mouth full.
>>578827169its a SIG gun mexico just got the contract
>>578826778Saya's game
Ultimately the biggest issue you're going to run into eventually is that most guns are American.
>>578827157She better be as flat as a board when her chest finally gets revealed.
Play her game nigga
>>578827141Mr engagement bait blue checkmark needs to eat. Making 2 separate accounts means less views.
>>578827245Still hecho en Mexico.
>>578826042>overdesigned trash>completely at odds with the art style of the rest of the game just like the exhibitionist hag with cancerlmfao Kotone alone mogged themSays a lot when the only design of theirs that actually got traction was the blatant coomerbait
>>578827296
Smaller shun is seven you sick fuck
>>578826962proofs?
>>578827359
Child Pussy.
>>578827359Out of six!
What the FUCK did she mean by this?
>>578827359Seven Eleven?
>>578827359She's actually 9
>>578827296And if they're not American, they're Israeli, and if they're not Israeli they're Italian
>>578827296[Eagle screeching intensifies]
>>578827357I swear i saw the Ibuki version of that pic.
they should just dump that potion on the kivotos water basin
>>578827456Are you referring to the bald eagle chirping?
>>578827164Won what
>>578826868>mexicowhat the fuck
post sensei likes little kids onegai
it's up
>>578827489Shun pretends to be a kid so she can dome some kindergarten brats with no consequences
>>578827479
>>578827430Sexual harassment?
>>578827430>SHwhatwhat does she mean by thisand why are you censoring her eyes
>>578827613
>>578827591I gave my virginity to Kokona!
>>578827430Use your brain First letter of the words
This is an 11 year old teacher
>>578827430>>578827650>>578827690>>578827706Sex Hotel
>>578827706I know you dumb retard that's what that entire MomoTalk was aboutI just can't figure out what "SH" means
In military slang, "Sierra Hotel" (or "Hotel Sierra") means "Shit Hot," a term used to describe something or someone exceptionally impressive, cool, or high-performing.
>>578827735soon to be an eleven year old mother
>>578820715why are all of them pale? it's literally a marine themed school.
>>578827430>>578827706>SH>SekuHara/Sexual HarassmentLet me guess, Sensei complimented her outfit or something?
She's telling you to play Superhot with her you retards.
>>578826868Seiafags are mexicans
>>578827813Silent Hill
>>578827706Charlie Papa
>>578827820This, funny enough it's used in ace combat 4 so that saying is old as balls
>>578827813Look it up then
>>578827853Sensei just said some nice, smooth YASASHII stuff that got her heart fluttering.
>moriarty student>no holmes studentwhere is she?
>>578827820No, that's High Speed. Low Drag is the opposite. Shit Hot means there's trouble up ahead.>>578827706It's missing 3-tree, 5-fife, and 9-niner.
when are the datamines?
>>578827813SierraHotelIndiaEchoLimaDelta
>>578827558It's pretty obscure
>>578827976Valkyrie Detective student that loves old noir detective movies soon
>>578827881wtf stop spying on me
Plain girls deserve love (from me)
>>578827976I am the Holmes.
>>578828198that's Lupin
>>578827846Makina?
Bravo Sierra – BullshitBravo Zulu – Well DoneCharlie Foxtrot – Cluster F&*$Charlie Mike – Continue the MissionLima Charlie – Loud and ClearNovember Golf – No GoOscar Mike – On the MoveSierra Hotel – Shit Hot (or Hotel Sierra = Hot Shit)Tango Down – Target Down (Enemy threat neutralized).Victor Charlie or Charlie – Viet CongZulu Time – Greenwich Mean Time or Universal Time
>>578827894kek
>>578828383bony ass
>>578828383why is she like this
>>578828223Zenigata student when?
Kotone pregnancy
>>578828383I want Kiki to give me a disgusted look when I tell her to wear that one piece for me during sex.
>>578828418Kiki just wants to make Sensei happy!
Charlie Papa is a good one
>>578828383Kindergartners shouldn't behave like that
Say something nice about Reisa without the memes.
>>578828383why is she larping as a child
>>578828131The neat part is they already have guns to give Sherlock and Watson>Webley .45 “British Bull Dog” revolver, 1870>British Army Mark III, 1872, Adams revolverAnd they should be a Trinity club.
>>578827430Super hotYou dense old fuck.
>>578828529She's a good kid at heart.>>578828548Because I asked her to.
>>578828564it would obviously be a valkyrie student. the detective theme trumps the british theme in relevancy.
>>578827976That’s you
Kisaki should try and pretend to be Hina
>>578828683Sherlock Holmes was a PRIVATE detective, not a cop. Valkyrie is literally just cops. Completely different vibe. Trinity works much better actually.
>>578828529
Dump question but when do the girls get assigned their guns? Do they pick out what they like or does one get assigned to them? Would it very by schools?
>>578828529Reisa is cute
Hypothetical:You gain 1 billion dollars tax freebut you have to have sex with HinaDo you accept?
I'm slurping up all the Yukinocoin
>>578828529She's actually an extremely sweet kid
>>578827976in valkyrie there are 3 big branches + correctional + firefightersof those branches we only know mobs of one and the boss and sub boss of another
Given that they sell them at the convenience store, they probably get to pick their own
>>578828792Why am I on top
>>578828816With or with out condom? Like it matters.
>>578828785You might be right
>>578828816Only if I get to make Ako watch from the corner
>>578828816Is it legal?
>>578828816Forget about the money, just give me Hina
>>578828816I would never lay a finger on any of my students, as a figure of authority I need to set up a good example and prove myself reliable and trustworthy.
>>578828816>but you have toDon't you mean, and you get to?
>>578828861 was meant for >>578828798
>>578828937international anti-Hina laws were passed yesterday. Hina will be deleted from the game by the next reset.
But imagine if Reisa is sad after sensei assaulted her.
>>578828798If they were assigned then Kaede wouldn't have a flare gun
>>578828529A genuinely nice girl. She is far more considerate to other's than she appears to be. One of my favorite students
>>578827183
>>578828798They just know
>>578829102>assaulted>not guilt-tripping and manipulating her into sex using the fact she has no friends as leverage
>>578828816Ugh... do I have to? Do I really have to?Can't I just have the sex with Hina and not the billion dollars that will surely corrupt me?
>>578828798It varies. Kirino, Ibuki and the Hyakkaryoran have "standard" guns from their clubs.
>>578828981begging for it...
>>578828483
>>578828981...until they turn 18.Alternatively, and I cannot stress this enough, adult pussy.
>>578828798Most students picked their guns long before they got to high school. In Kivotos, walking around unarmed is a foreign concept. Even kindergateners possess and use firearms.
>>578828816This is like that one Black Mirror episode.
>guilt-tripping and manipulating into sex using the fact he has no friends as leverageThis is how Seia raped me
>>578828896You don't look like that
>>578829297Yes, just like that.
>>578828383tongue kissing kiki's private parts
Getting the urge to write another fanfic, who's it gonna be this time?
>>578829213the only girl in this game who has no friends is ayame's comatose bitch ass
>>578829083What?!
>>578829496You have to thank the Makoto lobby for that.
>>578829440Me
Still not over how bad Kisaki wants it. I always figured she was a tease at most, but wew lad.
>>578829496All Hinas will be confiscated from door to door
>>578822043did you have fun
>>578829532All chinese girls are like this, literal semen demons
Not enough Mika love itt
>>578829532in her valentines she just take (you)no second readings
I don't like Kaiten, bros
>>578829359Is there really a Black Mirror episode about being your wishes and anything else you could want at absolutely no downsides whatsoever for you and for everyone and everything else and it's not a monkey's paw type of deal where your wording gets twisted to make your wish detrimental to you and/or others around you?
>>578829589Wasn't it a semi-aphrodisiac sleep incense that smelled like chocolate? Absolutely devilish girl.
Guys the kaiteniggers are raping me on Extreme what the fuck do I do
>>578827430>>578827853SH means Shit Hot or So HotMoe also said Fuck in NATOspeak somewhere
>>578829631doing this to kaya
>>578829582>tfw almost bagged a chinese girl who was 10 years younger than me and lifts
>>578828798It's quite literally a society where walking around without a gun is worse than being naked in public. You are born and are immediately given a gun. At every convenience store you can buy another dozen guns for cheap.Girls having grenades is not just common, but it's considered retarded to not have something like that. You're considered a freak in this society if you aren't armed to the teeth. Raildex event really hammers in how anyone without a gun will immediately be seen as an outsider in this world.
>>578829663Same, though I'm only lv 77 and only now trying the harder difficulties.
>>578829761Direct path to the womb...
>>578829750I'm lvl 87 but a lot of my girls are underleveled because I didnt know wtf I was doing for a long time, but still I don't feel like they should be fucking me up THIS badly
>>578829532>A teaseNo one in this game is just a tease, except maybe Hanako. They do in fact want it, badly
I think it's time for Yuuka to consider salads. She should get out of the GDD club room before she tips it over, the fat fuck.
>>578828816What's the catch?
Momoi will never be the shitposting character you want
I love big number
>>578829213>Reisa, since you don't want to have sex with me in, I think I'll leave you and do it with Kazusa instead.
>>578822918cause the deca volume sucked dick and balls
>>578829907Not with that attitude.
>>578829935Sensei (or Kazusa) would never do this but Reisa probably wishes they did. She probably gets off to that.
30 year old unc here. Make sure to brush your teeth twice daily. Cavities are not fun and painful. Take care of your weight and appearance as well.
>>578829297Man, it's crazy that this instantly gave me a chub. Kiki is so fucking hot.
>>578829738The devs once explained that in this world, a gun is like a cellphone. Just as you never see anyone without a cellphone these days in our world, you would never see anyone without a gun, and if they didn't have a cellphone you'd think they were crazy.Even if you don't use your gun it's just customary to have it on you at all times. Some girls use it for fashion, some use it for function, some use it as an accessory, but everyone in this society understands you just have to have one.
>>578829981nah, I'm killing my self in 2 years
The Anal molestation of Kasumizawa Miyu by the Coward Schale Sensei
>>578829956that means aris sucks and is completely irrelevant now by extension
>>578829995Getting turned on by a child acting as a child is weird
>>578829550it wasn't too badi settled for a 2t since it had like 500k though instead of hard malding for a 1t
>>578830038I saw that movie recentlyIt was fine
>>578830052Kisaki is legal in my state.
>none of the students are a teaseOkay then show me even a single in-game screenshot of a student going "SENSEI I LOVE YOU I WANT TO KISS YOU I WANT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY PUSSY I WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY TITS" unironically and not in a joke manner like Hanako does
>>578829723Why do you have that saved
>>578830128so i know the recipe
SENSEI I LOVE YOU I WANT TO KISS YOU I WANT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY PUSSY I WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY TITS
>>578830126bro, your bond 100 momos?
>>5788299202000 general blueprints is literally enough for just a single T10 piece.
I just wasted 300m credits, equips and reports to build students for meme purposes. It didn't go well. I need a roll back...
>>578830126The inability to read between the lines makes you not worth my time, good day sir. We shall exchange blows when you finish your High School English and literature class.
>>578830126I don't think that's how flirting works
>>578830126Please refer to >>578829532Kisaki, in no uncertain terms, just gave sensei permission to have his way with her with no punishment.
>>578821275I am the Night
>>578830126aris said that to me but I lost the screenshot. it was 2ish years ago
>>578830126
>>578830126Wakamo?
>>578830295Toki pussy would fix me.
>>578830052I don't get it.
>>578830219>just bricking your account of your own accord with no reasonInteresting strategy cotton let's see if it works out for anon
>>578830235>read between the linesUnless I get an explicit recorded verbal and signed written statements that a woman is explicitly giving me explicit permission to have sex with her, I am not risking rape allegations
>>578830126>pic>Kisaki>Seia>walked NYKayo home gently>Shiggy ASMRI refuse to believe nothing happened. >b-butSuck my balls. They fucked.
>>578830456This dense behaviour is why Sensei gets raped by students
Sensei raped me
new sexy odyssey student just got revealed. thoughts?
>>578830546Looks extremely rapeable.
>>578830467Yeah there's so many of these "and then we spent the entire night together, alone" or "and then I went home, uh, at sunrise" I don't know how some people can't pick up the hint
>>578830456Kisaki tells you "whatever happens in this room stays in this room"
>>578830607Just another one in the long history of dense fuckery.
>>578830546Looks extremely able to rape.
Why don’t I get Momotalks from Black Suit?
>>578825006>theyve never created a new schoolbro your hyacinth academy?
>>578830467>NYKayoThe most believable of the bunch honestly. They have such subtle intimacy with each other, they just feel good together.
Spending the entire night with Ibuki, alone.
>>578830126Misono Mika brought you to her room after curfew so you couldn't leave and gets sad you won't fuck her.
>>578830126Wakamo is very straight forward about her love for Sensei. Toki too, though not quite in the same way.
>>578830716ASKING- no, BEGGING, IMPLORING for it.
>>578830774I love Tokis unique brand of "fuck me already".
>>578830772>mika being one of the only ones confirmed to not fuckPeak comedy
>>578830772why is she evil
>>578830456Only ugly short guys with small dingdongs get rape allegations.
>>578830467>I refuse to believe nothing happened.Teacher x Student relationships are normal in Kivotos so it's fine
>>578830682Never gets old
>>578830774Toki is arguably the most upfront about simply wanting to be anything Sensei wants. She wants to be doted on and spoiled but seems very desperate to be something more for Sensei than just a student. Wakamo is an exception almost, she's pure wifecore with no subtlety to it.
>>578830859Love that about her.
The game is abetting sexual misconduct by not showing the students raping sensei in detail. It is helping cover up their evil deeds.
that's fucking nuts
>>578825006All that means is once they catch up on all the ones that were already mentioned they'll start working in new ones.
>>578830467aHimari too.
Fuckers look badass don't they
>>578829120You just made me wonder how a striker Kaede would work.
>>578830859>>578831064>tfw still no base TokiI want to read her momos but I hate reading alts firstreeeeee
>>578831109This fat fuck, I bet her pussy feels like fucking two warm marshmallows.
Requesting immediate impregnation
>>578831228Toki DEFINITELY schedules Schale duty on her ovulation days.
>>578831134I love it when the writers decide to randomly lock in like that. It actually leaves me flabbergasted in the moment.
Students are not for sex. Sensei said so.
>>578831187is she actually blind in one eye or is she just larping
I dislike the way these girls talk about me..
>>578831318That's where Yume's ghost lives
>>578831312Too bad he doesn't have a say in the matter
>>578831302She made me ride bitch just so she can feel my cock ride up against her butt.
>>578831195
Finding students who either hint at or strongly are in love with sensei is easy.The harder task is finding the students who have zero romantic feelings for sensei and vice versa. Can you name these students? (hint the answer is not 0)
>>578831318Same as Hoshino presumably, Egyptian god eye or something.
>>578831412Miyako, who instead hates me.
>Students are not for sex!>Also sensei walking in one of his students changing or licking their feet
>>578831323You have an issue with this but not her saying several students are living under your desk
>>578831412The fat bitches in gourmet club only love food
>>578831230I would spy on them like that
>>578831412iirc base Misaki at BEST tolerates and somewhat appreciates Sensei, but not much more than that. Haven't read her summer momos yet, so I might just be wrong.
>>578831412Sensei is such a faggot written character I've no idea why any student likes him
it will be revealed that the president teleported sensei into schale to breed an army for the final battle in the next generation
>>578831459Memes aside, wrong and incorrect.>>578831473Haruna exists and her momos + valentine's show she's crazy about sensei, so wrong and incorrect.
>>578831553probably because he's not you
>>578831553Reliable adult who gives up just about anything to help his students. He's weak, and fragile, but despite all of it he'll approach death as many times as it takes to make sure his students find their happiness. Now see that as a teenage girl and assume he's at least decently attractive.
>>578831312>Students are not for sex. Sensei said so.This coming from the guy that hides porn at work?
>>578831412Saori, believe it or not. I thought she was for you until I did all of her momotalks (I have all 3 versions). The closest she gets to anything explicitly romantic is when you practice dancing with her and she gets flustered in her dress alt. I haven't read Vol 6. yet so maybe something changed in there.
>>578831682Can't believe koyuki found my loli porn stash...
>>578831473>I haven't read either of their momotalks where they confess to you and Akari rapes you in a hotelWhat a fucking moron>>578831412>Students must be platonic>My headcanon demands it>I will now headcanon how a bunch of them are platonic and force everyone to agree with my headcanon>No, canon in game material doesn't count if it goes against my headcanon where I've already written them off >Now I'm going to make everyone fight and argue over how tons of students are entirely platonic and no one loves you even though it's the entire premise of the game and the devs said every girl loves sensei People don't even realize what a bait conversation this is
conspicuous mob
>>578831682Yes. He has to release his urges with thin books about mature 30+ year old women instead of students because of his anti-student sex conviction.
>>578831813Mono scholars, get on that
>>578831546>Hasn't read volume six>Hasn't fed his fishI literally hate every single person replying to that shitposter right now fighting over how how various girls aren't for you at all
>>578831813https://files.catbox.moe/9vjj6g.mp3
Fun fact: Maia might not be playable but she surprisingly counts herself among those who have slept with Sensei due to the events of the Arius arc
>>578831896Sensei isn't allowed to have actual sex because sex is illegal in Korea. He can do anything that doesn't involve genital penetration.
>>578831546Didn't read vol 6 award
We hate fun fact here
>>578831813>FGO shitposter outs himself>Again
>>578832015>AobaYou made me think there was an event with arius and highlander for a moment before I realizeed
>>578831835Anon don't be dumb, BA has a ton of great characters who canonically have feelings for sensei but not every single student does.There's like 200+ named characters at this point, it's not out of the ordinary for at least 10% of them to not have romantic involvement given the sheer size of the cast and the writing team having a ton of work to get through + their own biases
>>578831813>bottom tier the ones who are explicitly NOT for (You)Omg /fgog/ hi!
>>578831967>sex is illegal in KoreaHow do they make babies?
>>578831967Since the decas don't have pussies...
>>578832119Baster
eh, all students love me
>>578832119
>>578831718>I haven't read Vol 6.That explains it then, Vol.6 makes your post wrong and incorrect. And honestly there was subtext even before that, Vol.6 just removes all doubt.
Cherino loves Sensei the most because she respects his right to privacy
Sex.With Ibuki.
Instead of for you and not like the shitposter wants there should be a list of how far has a student gone with sensei like "Feet licked", "Slept with", "Headpats", "Hugs", "Date", etc etc because it'd be funny
I skip the momos of students I don't care about so I can steal their pyros
>>578832290Miyako at the top. Sensei accepted her confession in her voiced momo and had hardcore naked sweaty sex on the beach in her ASMR. Miyako WON!
>>578831718she molest (you) in vol6
The strongest sensei supporter and respecter out there
>>578832429pictures like these make me glad artists are getting replaced with AI
>>578831412>The harder task is finding the students who have zero romantic feelings for sensei and vice versaSince not a single reply got a single answer right yet, I'll mention a correct one, which is Aris.Not a single piece of dialogue between either Aris or sensei has anything romantic going on.All her stuff is either goofy nonsense for comedy purposes and sensei barely even reciprocates. You can search all you want, there's nothing there going on.Fundamentally her character is incapable of internalizing romantic attraction because of her robotic origins from day1. All of this becomes EXTREMELY obvious the moment Kei comes out, because she's the exact complete opposite where immediately it becomes clear she and sensei have romantic chemistry going on. Sensei constantly hounds on Kei and vice versa, but Aris has nothing going on.
why is no one posting they rolls?
>>578832487retard
>no one bit his bait>he has to explain his baitThat's embarrassing.
>>578832290>Slept withNoaShunChinatsuHoshinoMiyoShigureAkariTokiMikai don't remember the rest
>>578832429she's not that big
if Aris doesn't get educated on what sex is she might accidentally rape sensei with her super strenght
Try and find an equivalent dialogue choice for Aris, you won't because it doesn't exist. I rest my case.
I don't like Sensei having sex with any of the girls. He's not suppose to do that.
So many people haven't read their fucking momotalks it's painful >Goes on a date with Junko"No no that's platonic">Haruna asks sensei to make out with her during sports event, and she enjoys any food as long as he's there"No that's platonic">Izumi says she loves you"No that's platonic">Akari drives out somewhere with you alone and makes sure the car runs out of gas so you'll be forced to sleep with her at a motel"No that's platonic"There's no worse shitposter conversation in this fandom than "which girls aren't for you" and "which girls are the most for you and which girls are only kinda sorta for you" because both questions only exist to shitpost, create terrible discourse and fighting, destroy the harmony we've built up, and just in generally fuck up the fandom as retards fight over how Alice doesn't love you at all and Kei is only 50% for you.I'll lay it out for the retard who doesn't get it. There's no main heroine in this game so every girl can be the heroine, and the momotalks are each girls routes. Yes every girl is for you, and you trying to force them to be platonic is just your insane bias in order to create fights when we get along as long as everyone accepts the premise they're all for you. The ENTIRE premise of this game from the start according to the pens that made it is every girl is for you.
Kotone is a delectable piece of meat
>>578832551Maia tooSubaru kicks her out because she had a woman moment and Maia, with nowhere to go, ends up going to Sensei where they share a meal, talk about things and finally go to bed together with Maia sleeping in Sensei's sleeping bagNot playable but already has achieved something other girls haven't.
it's a yuritroon. he's being coy about it because he's out of his element. if this was some shithole like /a/ he'd be way more brazen.
>>578832647>every girl is for you.Except the Chroma and Prophets
>>578820863>run a meta team>complain that it's retarded
Sayuri saved BA
>>578832647Momotalks are cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdGUAcCeaTU
>>578832786goose-like student
still weird to me aris has a schizo
>>578832835Ayame...ayame wouldn't have allowed herself to get albinocreeped by a younger and cuter girl....
>>578832835semen phenotype
>platonicanons outside /bag/ are always sperging about this
>>578832809i don't get it
thread lookin kinda angular recently
>>578832720>and Prophets Shut the FUCK up. I will fuck Geburah. I WILLSHE WILL BE MY WIFEDADDYS COMING FOR YOU GORGEOUS, YOU CAN'T KEEP FREEZING ME WITH REJECTION AND SENDING ME BACK TO SCHALE
>>578832848whys it weirdevery popular character has a schizo, even more if they're loli characters since most schizos that pollute and shit up this site dedicate their lives to their anti-loli agenda
I will impregnate Ichika, platonically.
>>578832934i dunnoshe's just such a simple, charming character who's pretty unobtrusive
>blue
>>578832647I've read them. The vast majority of momotalks have romance in it but you're insane if you think every single one of them do.Not every single character can be a hit or be intended to be senseisexual, that's just your own headcanon
>>578832708Seeing Maia have twin pigtails in her full portrait hit my penis with a lightening bolt. Pure sex.
>>578832881Yea, "Platonic Archive" is like the #1 shitposter for /gdg/ trannies or other retards from outside this thread seething about blue archive
wheres the datamine when you need it
Stop acting like schizos. Not everything is romantic with sexual subtext. Sometimes the curtain is just fucking blue. Tea time at night on a secluded beach is totally not a sexual innuendo.
>Not every single character can be a hit or be intended to be senseisexual, that's just your own headcanon>fubuki falseflaggerPottery
Is Black Suit for me?
Troonbuki bros... We've been found out
>>578833109>noooo I need to have it spelled out for meNo surprise you get no bitches.
Sensei would never have sex with his students. regardless of everything it is still an immoral conflict of interests. Sensei is a respectable adult that all students look up to as a beacon of morality and a guiding figure.Which is why Sensei just puts his penis inside their vaginas and has someone else jump on the bed next to them while he lays still (not sex)
>>578833246anon...
>>578833109Bullshit. Everytime a man and a girl is left alone, sex ensues.
>>578833246>the joke>your head
>>578833042Before he can convince people the girls are gay he first has to convince people they don't love sensei. He just needs people to accept his premise.
Someone posted an opinion I didn't like? Must be a falseflag.
>>578833109Sensei walks the students home gently.
I platonically bathe with and share hotel rooms with my students
>>578833265>>578833282I am frustrated and can't think straight
Someone posted an opinion I didn't like
>>578833367Iroha's vagina bones.
Someone posted an onion I didn't like
>>578833330This memolobby bugs me because Chinatsu was embarrassed to be alone in the break room with you but has no problems bathing naked with you twice with her alt
>>578833325Sensei is the one getting walked home gently.
>>578833286probably just some seething schizo and since this thread and 4chan as a whole loves shitposting everyone engagesit is crazy the mental gymnastics people go to seethe about it tho>its platonic!!! I havent read a single story or momotalk but its platonic because I hate it!!!or>It's sanitized safehorny garbage!! Doesn't matter that the latest release is a loli wearing a microbikini, it's censored sanitized garbage!!!!Honestly I think at this point the retards at /vmg/ are desperate to find something real to attack BA with but cant find anything so they just pointlessly shit themselves in anger
tung tung sensei
>>578833330People will say this is platonic
>>578831473Her new years momos were very cute and pro Sensei.
yeah, it's falseflag
I can't post Fubuki's direct raw pussy so have her clothed pussy instead
>>578833401GUH
Platonic this, sexually and romantically thatWell, Jesus loves you unconditionally. Have any of you thought about that?
>>578833638No. That would be gay.
no?
>>578833638>makes your life miserablethanks you Jesus
I want Blue Archive X so fucking bad...
>Asuna doujinshi>All the background characters don't have halos>Male NPCsWhat is everyone who makes doujinshi for her a secondary? She's a good girl, she doesn't deserve it.
>>578830772it's alright, Mika got it in her swimsuit momos.
>>578831473>The fat bitches in gourmet club only love foodBro your https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek ?
>>578833483She's just upset because she wanted to hang out, that's all.
>>578833632>Unreleased>No voice>Name begins with SI'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
>>578833748Asuna and Rio are THE secondary baits because they got popular via secondary artists
>trusting demons>trusting elveslamb to slaughter
Akari ate Junko's tale, I would trust here anywhere near my dick
Is it weird dreaming of being a cute beautiful girl in your late 30s?
>Sayuri>MakinaWho will be the Renana that will get a banner in an inter-school event? Who will be the Tsumoogi that will be years stuck in NPC jail?
I've been thinking of becoming a Katy Perry guy unironically
>>578833931>a whole year to savePlease receive the Tsumugi treatment Makina. I can wait.
>>578833931>Who will be the Tsumoogi that will be years stuck in NPC jail?Sumika
Elves are good for you
>>578827881what if Seia was brown
>>578834051Proof?
>>578834051if they were good for me then they wouldn't all be old hags. where's the loli elf students?
I feel that even if a particular character may not *currently* have romantic feelings for Sensei, more content will come along that will change that eventually. A LOT of people were complaining that Toki only became popular after she became aggressively *for you*, but I see her as the model for what character development should be in Blue Archive. Toki's base form was ambivalent to Sensei originally because she felt too self-concious to hang out with C&C; despite their statements too the contrary, Toki felt she had wronged them too much for things to possibly be 'water under the bridge', so she hung out at Schale constantly, saying it was technically our fault Rio abandoned her and disappeared. Despite this slightly hostile arrangement, Sensei showed her nothing but care and support during her time there, which is reflected in BToki's momotalks, where she is far more comfortable amd forward in her advances. This bled into the main story itself, with Toki becoming far more openly affectionate to Sensei during the Decagrammaton investigations. A lot of people claim that this came out of left field, when the opposite is true; it would strange if she didn't act more affectionate to Sensei. I would like to see more alts tie into the story like this, that shows students getting to know Sensei and develop their feelings over time. It only makes sense.
How about you read deez nutz
>>578834113Rin said so
>>578831813>deleted
Kokoro's kit would seem to boost Otogicoin (glad I bought so much). Any red raid where you've got an extra striker slot to spare, you can use Kokoro instead of sSeia and buff Otogi's AA and dHina/aRio's EX. I'm interested in the multiple DPS meta
Time for pats.
>>578834051i feel like she would forgive me even if i raped her
These "girls" aren't even real girls. Kivotos isn't real. Stop pretending it is. A fake thing isn't real just cause it doesn't remember the true.
>>578834304>59:59
sensei: fuck off kei i don't have time for your bullshit
Students that will play Dota with me?
>more Mika doujinnice
>>578834337wrong. read Camus
>>578834369I was too engrossed in editing my cafe and hit submit early.
im actually considering not doing torment tonight and just doing it tomorrow when i have 4/6 tickets
>>578834409big M
>>578834051Racemixing with grandma
>>578833931They will get a double banner immediately
I am sick of being defenseless... why can't I just carry a gun?
Sensei wants to make Niko into a real mother...
>>578834487This is the only reason to just skip it, to sweep 5 tickets instead of 2
>>578834409Red Winter and Ichika
>>578834337>If you believe your bikini bottoms are panties, then they're panties.Sensei(me) already knew the answer back in Volume 3 four years ago. They are real because I believe so. Get some new material.
>>578834051This is factually correct
>>578834547well only tonight because i still want the daily 10 pyros for actually entering TA
>>578834447Pfft, I ain't reading some dusty old philosophers thinking. Nearly all of them were like a bunch of fucking losers and I cannot comprehend why people even bother talking about most of them other than to think their farts smell better cause they've read something OLD.>>578834597Bullshit
>>578834542Because to open fire is to essentially give permission to be fired back upon, and Sensei can't handle that kind of smoke.
rare 'mika
>>578834337If you're so right then how come everyone Sensei talks to leaves you.
holy shit fuck that nigger elon for killing xcancel
>>578834542Sensei carries a Beretta but never uses it. Can't remember which one.
guys I think i'm going to get platonically raped
>>578834787He's got only one bullet loaded in case... You know...
>>578834409Kotama
>>578834542(You) carry a Beretta M9 and never use it.
>>578834723/literally who/ students
>>578834763Just make an account
>>578834874
>>578834796No seriouslyShe's going to do it and with a smile...
>>578834884We love plain and boring good girls here.
>>578834542Sensei should use a developed photo of the Chroma as a weapon
>>578834787>>578834878isn't this kinda retconned? no in-game CG ever shows this
>>578834948Miyo...
>>578834878I still think it would be fun if Sensei had a revolver and hip fired it at students who aren't paying attention to the lesson like a strict teacher throwing a piece of chalk.
>>578834409Veritas girls except Chihiro are quite the gamers
>>578834948More for me
They have finally replaced Seia
>>578835006It's already a miracle that he hasn't been shot by some random thug on impulse, using a gun himself for any reason would just be asking for trouble
>>578834898That's not the problemIf you're in bongland or yurop you can't see the restricted content
>>578835093to be fair she did say she was dangerous
>>578834975Sensei is never shown except for that one Arona drawing so it wouldn't ever show up in CGs anyways. I don't think Sensei has ever used it in the actual story, though. It probably wouldn't even be that effective, especially against any particularly horny student.
>>578835115Bro, your shitting chest?
>>578835093It's over....
>>578835093Will shitposters latch onto Hikari now as a result?
>>578835115Arona hacks keep him self.
>>578835115did you not read volume f?
>>578835196your skippogaki schizo?
Adults… Bad…
This girl really has a bento box in the cafe by default???
>>578835289OMG! Miyako hiiiiiiiii. Luv you!
>>578835115He can only be shot by particularly evil bullets in very specific spots like the hands or feet or stomach
>>578835115Granted, some low level helmet gangster shooting Sensei would result in the Kivotos equivalent of pic related. It's probably not a good idea.
>>578835115You're right, it is a Miracle.
>>578834975Rin literally gives it to you but you say no thanks
>>578835167>>578835201Unreliable baka AI that couldn't help when Saori FUCKING shot me
>>578835468That's one of the Five Holy Wounds, Sensei!
>>578834546Is this really something a teacher should be saying to his student?
>>578835468>>578835514His stigmata...
>>578835468Saori shot you after Arona tanked a fucking explosion from a missile for you, you ungrateful twat. READ.
>>578835468Dumbass. It's your fault for being trapped in rubble after the explosion. She ran out of miracle juice trying to keep you alive.
>>578835501
mama
>>578835305She really wants you to eat her inarizushi
>>578834298Otogi gets buffed by EX damage increase too. She's designed to work with Niko.
>>578835529Student? Niko's momos are married couple stuff. Skipped girlfriend and went straight to wife.
Oh wait what the fuck you get SIX tickets????That means you can skip a whole ahh day!!
>>578835695I want to slap Rin's tits really hard
>>578835679I like the idea that she did all that with that smile on her face.
>>578835468>>578835592Imagine if the cruise missile didn't hit us, then Saori goes to shoot us, it reflects off us, and we just gangnam style on her
>>578835695You'll miss out on the 10 rocks
Miyako’s momos are just like Niko’s you guys should go and read them again
>>578835782>reflects off usMore like her shitty Arius gun backfires
>>578835695>ahh
>>578835806I did not read Miyako's momos because she hates me. I have no idea why she's even messaging me to begin with.
>>578835862reported for swearing
Student with name Giovanni Giorno
>>578835862fuck off unc, learn to accept that language evolves
>>578835806Don't have her. She hates adults like me the most.
>>578836017>>578836017>>578836017
>>578835954there's already a haruna in the game
Tomoe spreads too much propaganda and Sensei develops a Mystic.
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
>>578827314paizuri_under_clothes
